HALL OF FUZZ Jerome Dennis, 20, was arrested in Florida last week on a marijuana charge, but only after an ill-fated attempt to elude police on a hoverboard. By the way, most self-balancing scooters max out at less than 10 mph. One day earlier, George Sotos, 18, an Iowa college student was arrested on felony charges, accused of reckless use Jerome Dennis of fire and explosives, after allegedly using a cigarette lighter to burn penis-shapes into the ceiling tiles of a college dormitory. Still, nothing beats the 23-yearold in South Carolina who was arrested recently for having sexual relations with her pet George Sotos, 18 Dachshund. Yep- that’s Dachshund, as in the type of dog. Hannah Marie Haynes allegedly celebrated her 23rd birthday recently at home in Chesnee, S.C. by engaging in sex acts with her dog Hannah Marie Haynes , 23 and emailing videos of the encounter to a friend. She was arrested by Cherokee County Sheriff’s Office. Read more on thesmokinggun.com. 2
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Disorderly Conduct, Resisting Public Officer HAYWOOD COUNTY
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Jeffery Lynn Clontz
Daniel Patton Johnson
Austin Trent Holbrooks
James Allen Gibson
Joey Allen Stockton
Richard Dario Holder Jr.
Jon Clark Balcom Jr.
Jamal Antonio Baird
Leslie Nicole Harbin
Phillip Trevin Young
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(F) Obt. Property By False Pretense BUNCOMBE COUNTY
Weekender, Poss. Tobacco By Inmate, DWLR, Operate Vehicle With No Insurance, Fictitious/Altered Title/Registration MACON COUNTY
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Intoxicated & Disruptive HAYWOOD COUNTY
Contempt Of Court HAYWOOD COUNTY
Writ MACON COUNTY
Larceny Of A Motor Vehicle, Robbery With A Dangerous Weapon SWAIN COUNTY
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(F) Poss. Methamphetamine BUNCOMBE COUNTY
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