JACKALS + GENTLEMEN + MAP ENDS + METH LEOPARD Old Bar, Fitzroy. 8:30pm. $10. JAX PETERS Idgaff Bar & Venue, Abbotsford. 8:00pm. JUKE BOX RACKET The Luwow, Fitzroy. 8:00pm. LA DISPUTE + PIANOS BECOME THE TEETH + STOCKADES Corner Hotel, Richmond. 8:30pm. $35. LOS TONES + HANK HAINT Tote Hotel, Collingwood. 9:00pm. MARILYN ROSE & THE THORNS + NOIR + THE ANTOINETTES + THE FALLING STANDARDS Espy, St Kilda. 9:00pm. MELODY POOL Grace Darling Hotel, Collingwood. 9:00pm. $10. MIDNIGHT ALIBI + JAJU CHOIR + SPY KITE + XLCR DRIVE Yah Yah’s, Fitzroy. 8:30pm. $10. MY SECRET CIRCUS + EMPRA + HESTON DROP + VIRTUE Espy, St Kilda. 9:00pm. PLUDO The Hi-fi, Melbourne. 8:00pm. $16. POSTAL + BATTLETRUCK + HAILGUN + LAST MEASURE + TIRED MINDS Gasometer Hotel, Collingwood. 8:00pm. $10. RED EAGLE + THE FIRE ALIVE Penny Black, Brunswick. 9:30pm. SPITFIRES + CHILDREN OVERBOARD + DJ JEFF LEOPARD + DJ XANDER Retreat Hotel, Brunswick. 10:00pm. STOMPY & THE HEAT + THE IVORY ELEPHANT John Curtin Hotel, Carlton. 8:00pm. SUPERFUN HAPPY SLIDE + DOUBLED OVER + PREGNANCY + THE KILL The Public Bar, Melbourne. 8:30pm. $6. THE KUJO KINGS Bar Open, Fitzroy. 10:00pm. THE SPIN + DJ MAX CRAWDADDY Cherry Bar, Melbourne Cbd. 8:00pm. $13. THREE KINGS Tago Mago, Thornbury. 9:00pm. $5. UNDERGREY SKIES + CARDINALS + DISTRICTST + ENEMY OF MINE Idgaff Bar & Venue, Abbotsford. 4:00pm. VICE GRIP PUSSIES + KILL SHOTT + MALADAPTOR + WEREWOLVES Ding Dong Lounge, Melbourne Cbd. 8:00pm. $8. WIRED - FEAT: JIMMY CUPPLES Musicland, Fawkner. 8:30pm. $10.
JAZZ, SOUL, FUNK, LATIN & WORLD MUSIC BASTILLE DAY - FEAT: MELBOURNE SHUFFLE CLUB Red Bennies, South Yarra. 7:00pm. $35. DEAN’S MARTINI & SHAKERS Claypots Evening Star, Melbourne. 7:30pm. MACLAINE & SIDNEY QUARTET Dizzy’s Jazz Club, Richmond. 8:00pm. $20. MARGIE LOU’S PIANO HOUR + ALYCE PLATT Claypots Tavern & Fair, St Kilda. 9:00pm. NICHAUD FITZGIBBON QUARTET Paris Cat Jazz Club, Melbourne Cbd. 9:30pm. $20. STEVE GRANT QUINTET Uptown Jazz Cafe, Fitzroy. 8:00pm. TANGO RUBINO Wesley Anne, Northcote. 6:00pm. THE MAIN GUY & THE OTHER GUY Wesley Anne, Northcote. 8:00pm. $13. THE MELTDOWN Bennetts Lane Jazz Club, Melbourne. 8:30pm. $27. THE WIKIMEN + LUKE MINNESS Open Studio, Northcote. 6:30pm.
ACOUSTIC, COUNTRY, BLUES & FOLK BRILLIG + SEAMUS ANTHONY Yarra Hotel, Abbotsford. 8:30pm. DANNY WALSH BANNED Some Velvet Morning, Clifton Hill. 8:00pm. EUGENE HAMILTON VS HETTY KATE + EUGENE HAMILTON + HETTY KATE The Flying Saucer Club, Elsternwick. 8:00pm. $20. GABRIEL LYNCH + SARLIN Thornbury Local, Thornbury. 10:00pm. JIMI HOCKING’S BLUES MACHINE - FEAT: JJIMI HOCKING’S BLUES MACHINE Wheelers Hill Hotel, Wheelers Hill. 9:00pm. KING LUCHO + LIAM GERNER Edinburgh Castle, Brunswick. 9:00pm. PHEASANT PLUCKERS The B.east, Brunswick East. 9:00pm. SPENCER P JONES Cherry Bar, Melbourne Cbd. 5:30pm. SWEET JEAN (DEAR DEPARTURE TOUR) + MARLON WILLIAMS Caravan Music Club, Oakleigh. 8:00pm. $20. THE BLUEBOTTLES Post Office Hotel, Coburg. 9:30pm. THE BOYS Sporting Club Hotel, Brunswick. 7:00pm. THE CON ARTISTS + GRANDSONS OF THE PIONEERS Pascoe Vale Rsl, Pascoe Vale. 8:00pm. $8. THE NUDGELS Lomond Hotel, Brunswick East. 9:30pm. THE SPOILS + JULITHA RYAN Bridge Hotel, Castlemaine. 8:30pm. $10. THE TRANSATLANTICS + SHAOLIN AFRONAUTS + THE SEVEN UPS Northcote Social Club, Northcote. 8:30pm. $10. TRADITIONAL IRISH MUSIC SESSION - FEAT: DAN BOURKE Drunken Poet, West Melbourne. 6:00pm.
SATURDAY JUL 13 INDIE, ROCK, POP, METAL, PUNK & COVERS P!NK + THE KIN Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne. 7:30pm. $80. A TRIBUTE TO BON - FEAT: MASSIVE + AC/DSHE + DEAD CITY RUINS + DJ PONY + PHIL PARA + THE BLACK ACES Espy, St Kilda. 9:00pm. BANG - FEAT: JONNY CRAIG + ACRASIA + ASSEMBLE THE EMPIRE + BUILT ON SECRETS Royal Melbourne Hotel, Melbourne Cbd. 9:00pm. BRAD MARTIN PROJECT Rainbow Hotel, Fitzroy. 4:00pm. BRICKS ARE HEAVY + A GENDER + DJ BLABERUNNER.
THE MEANIES A DAY TO REMEMBER After tearing Soundwave apart in 2012, Floridian pop mosh crew A Day To Remember are finally returning to Australia. Armed with their brand new album, Common Courtesy, along with shithot new single Violence (Enough is Enough), A Day To Remember are pop infused metalcore at its finest. Joined by a brilliant support team in The Devil Wears Prada and Dream On Dreamer, if you miss out on this, you will feel shit. A Day To Remember play at Festival Hall this Sunday July 14. + SIGOURNEY BEAVER Grace Darling Hotel, Collingwood. 9:00pm. $10. BROOKE RUSSELL & THE MEAN REDS Sporting Club Hotel, Brunswick. 6:00pm. CHICKS UP FRONT - FEAT: MELISSA JAMES BAND + SEX ST + SHIRLEY DAVIS + THE GODFATHERS Espy, St Kilda. 9:00pm. CLOSURE IN MOSCOW Toff In Town, Melbourne Cbd. 7:00pm. $15. COTANGENT + THE ANDROGYNY + THE DIVINE FLUXUS + THE HEROINES Reverence Hotel, Footscray. 8:00pm. $10. DARK ARTS #2 - FEAT: JUSTIN FULLER + A SCRATCH ENSEMBLE + DOWNCAST + GREATEST HITS DJS + GURNER Gasometer Hotel, Collingwood. 8:00pm. $8. DIAMONDS OF NEPTUNE + JORDAN WALKER + LAMB BOULEVARD & THE UMBRELLA + SPUNK MACHINE Revolver Upstairs, Prahran. 8:00pm. $10. FEELINGS 303, Northcote. 8:00pm. FISTMESS IN JULY - FEAT: STRAWBERRY FIST CAKE + ACKBARS DISHONOURABLE DISCHARGE + FISTY CUFFS + LIZARD PUNCH + LORD JUSTIN & HIS ONE MAN BAND + THE CRUNTBURGERS ADMIRAL + THUNDABOX Barleycorn Hotel, Collingwood. 6:00pm. $5. GOLD FIELDS + PHEBE STARR + WILLOW BEATS Corner Hotel, Richmond. 8:30pm. $20. HANK’S JALOPY DEMONS Bella Union Bar (trades Hall), Carlton South. 9:00pm. $15. HOLY MOSES HEARTACHE + LOS DOMINADOS + VICTOR KENNEDY YOU YANGS Prince Public Bar, St Kilda. 8:00pm. HOWLIN’ STEAM TRAIN + MAX SAVAGE & THE FALSE IDOLS + RATTLIN’ BONES BLACKWOOD Yah Yah’s, Fitzroy. 8:00pm. JURASSIC PENGUIN + BATEMAN + DISASTERS + POSTAL + TIRED MINDS The Public Bar, Melbourne. 8:00pm. $10. KALACOMA - FEAT: KALACOMA: + HOWARD Bar Open, Fitzroy. 10:00pm. KATE MARTIN & NEDA Grace Darling Hotel, Collingwood. 9:00pm. $10. LA DISPUTE (U18) + INITIALS + PIANOS BECOME THE TEETH Corner Hotel, Richmond. 12:30pm. $35. LAURA IMBRUGLIA (ALBUM LAUNCH) + MELODIE NELSON Tote Hotel, Collingwood. 9:00pm. LIME CORDIAL (SINGLE LAUNCH) + LURCH & CHIEF + THE RED LIGHTS Workers Club, Fitzroy. 8:30pm. $15. LO! + HIGH TENSION + JURASSIC PENGUIN Reverence Hotel, Footscray. 7:00pm. $15. LOS TONES (7 INCH LAUNCH) + HANK HAINT + MESA COSA Old Bar, Fitzroy. 8:30pm. $8. MICK FLANNERY + GALLIE + MICK MCHUGH Spotted Mallard, Brunswick. 8:00pm. $60. MONTHLY METAL MADNESS - FEAT: STRONGER THAN ALL + WRITTEN IN RUINS Musicland, Fawkner. 7:00pm. $15. PD-DUO + BOB CRAIN + EARVIN CABALQUINTO + NIGHT AT THE OPERA + TRAVIS ADDISON Edward’s Place, Reservoir. 8:00pm. PONY FACE + HUMAN FACE + THE TWOKS Evelyn Hotel, Fitzroy. 9:00pm. $10. SANS VOX - FEAT: MUSHROOM GIANT + MENISCUS + MONTRESOR + THE BLACK GALAXY EXPERIENCE + THE NEST ITSELF Espy, St Kilda. 8:00pm. $12. SCRIMSHAW FOUR + CHRIS ISSAC + ELLIPSIS + GABRIELLA HADDAD Gertrudes Brown Couch, Fitzroy. 8:00pm. $5. SEEDY JEEZUS + BATPISS + KALEIDOSCOPE + SHERIFF Brunswick Hotel, Brunswick. 9:00pm. SEVEN HEARTS + BIRAHNY LAWRENCE + MONOTREME + NICE BOY TOM Empress Hotel, North Fitzroy. 8:00pm. SPLEEN + ROCK MONSTER + TROD Idgaff Bar & Venue, Abbotsford. 8:00pm. STEVE VAI Palais Theatre, St Kilda. 7:00pm. STRAIGHT 8’S + ROCK’A’DEES Lucky 13 Garage, Moorabbin. 8:00pm. $15. SWEET JEAN + MARLON WILLIAMS + THE BLUEBOTTLES Northcote Social Club, Northcote. 8:30pm. $14. THE AMENTA + OUROBOROS + RIVER RUNS DRY + RUINS + WHORETOPSY Bendigo Hotel, Collingwood. 8:00pm. $20.
When the lovely folk from the City of Yarra’s Leaps & Bounds Festival asked The Meanies if they’d like to take part in the festivities they of course said “Fuck yeah!” When the lovely folk asked “Where would you like to do the gig?”, The Meanies said, “The Tote, of course!” So here they are, almost 24 years to the day of the meanies first ever show which just happened to be at The Tote, and they’re right back where they started. This generation’s Tote lovin’ Meanies would have to be Batpiss so they’re playing too, along with Geelong punks The Kremlings and Jan Juc fuck ups The Dipsticks. It goes down this Friday July 12. THE BASH ARTISTS + MISSION BROWN + SAVIDAS Brunswick Hotel, Brunswick. 5:00pm. THE BIN NIGHT ROMEOS + ELEPHANT HIDE Tago Mago, Thornbury. 8:00pm. THE GRAND RAPIDS + TENDER BONES Penny Black, Brunswick. 9:30pm. THE MERCY KILLS + KILLSHOT + LA FEMME Cherry Bar, Melbourne Cbd. 9:00pm. $13. THE POPE’S ASSASSINS + THE D-GRADES + THE STERLINGS + TWINKLE DIGITZ Empress Hotel, North Fitzroy. 3:00pm. THE STABS + MAD NANNA + WITCH HATS John Curtin Hotel, Carlton. 8:00pm. TONE DEAF END OF EXAMS PARTY - FEAT: THE GRISWOLDS + YOUNG MAVERICK Ding Dong Lounge, Melbourne Cbd. 8:00pm. $13. TTTDC + BATPISS Tote Hotel, Collingwood. 4:00pm.
JAZZ, SOUL, FUNK, LATIN & WORLD MUSIC CANNONBALL Bennetts Lane Jazz Club, Melbourne. 8:30pm. $25. CLASSICAL PIANO Claypots Evening Star, Melbourne. 2:00pm. FLAP! + CORAL LEE & THE SILVER SCREAM + THE PERCH CREEK FAMILY JUGBAND The Hi-fi, Melbourne. 8:00pm. $22. GOYIM + ELVIS IN THE HOUSE Claypots Tavern & Fair, St Kilda. 3:30pm. LEANDA SMITH’S CLASSICAL STRING QUINTET Paris Cat Jazz Club, Melbourne Cbd. 7:30pm. $20. MARY MASS & THE ROGER CLARK QUARTET Dizzy’s Jazz Club, Richmond. 9:00pm. $20. PROJETO INESPERADO Wesley Anne, Northcote. 5:30pm. SHIRAZZ Open Studio, Northcote. 8:30pm. STEVE MAGNUSSON DUO Uptown Jazz Cafe, Fitzroy. 5:00pm. STEVE MAGNUSSON HAMMOND QUARTET Uptown Jazz Cafe, Fitzroy. 8:30pm. THE JULIE O’HARA QUINTET Paris Cat Jazz Club, Melbourne Cbd. 9:30pm. $20. YOU & THE COLONIES Wesley Anne, Northcote. 3:00pm.
ACOUSTIC, COUNTRY, BLUES & FOLK BAKERSFIELD GLEE CLUB Union Hotel, Brunswick. 5:00pm. BEN SMITH & THE NOISE DIARY CHAPTER Rainbow Hotel, Fitzroy. 9:00pm. BOHEMIAN NIGHTS Northcote Town Hall, Northcote. 10:00am. COLLARD GREENS & GRAVY Labour In Vain, Fitzroy. 5:00pm. DAVY SIMONY + GRETTA ZILLER + JESS PALMER Chandelier Room, Moorabbin. 8:00am. $10. FIONA BOYES ELECTRIC TRIO Lomond Hotel, Brunswick East. 9:30pm. FRENCH FOLLIES The Luwow, Fitzroy. 8:00pm. HEYMUS Retreat Hotel, Brunswick. 5:00pm. MATT GLASS Edinburgh Castle, Brunswick. 6:00pm. MOOSEJAW RIFLE CLUB Drunken Poet, West Melbourne. 9:00pm. PHIL PARA Elsternwick Hotel, Elwood. 9:00pm. SUNSHINE HARVESTER + MATTHEW ERIKSON + THE STEPH BRETT BAND Edinburgh Castle, Brunswick. 8:00pm. THE BREADMAKERS Post Office Hotel, Coburg. 9:30pm. THE CARAVAN LOUNGE PARTY - FEAT: ROHAN HAMMIT + TRACEY MILLER & THE LOUNGE LIZARDS Caravan Music Club, Oakleigh. 8:00pm. THE CHRIS WILSON BAND + SARAH CARROLL & HER PSYCHEDELIC WILDMEN The Flying Saucer Club, Elsternwick. 8:00pm. $25. THE PHEASANT PLUCKERS + DJ ANTO MANTOOTH Retreat Hotel, Brunswick. 8:00pm. THE POWERHOUSE BLUES BAND Union Hotel, Brunswick. 9:00pm. THOMAS DYLAN + BRYCE BRONSTEIN + MEEKO Wesley Anne, Northcote. 8:00pm. $10. VANESSA CRAVEN + FAT CHANCE Bridge Hotel, Castle-
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