Post Saw X Analysis Over a Full 3 Course Chinese Sit Down Meal with Myself Kelly: I'm Jacob Kelly and I'm with Jacob Kelly over at Jumbo City Restaurant in Chinatown. The Time is 2am on a Saturday morning. Liverpool is freakishly quiet tonight. There's a cold chill in the air. Most of its citizens are now in bed or grinding on people to Pony in a dingy club. Instead, Kelly is having a sit down 3 course Chinese meal and is going to discuss Saw X. The 10th film in the Saw franchise, for those who don't understand Roman numerals. He's a self-confessed Saw fanatic and he's itching to go. So, Kelly. Let's begin with that starter you're tucking in to. What got your attention there on the menu? Kelly: Well, actually I ordered 2 starters
Kelly: But to be clear you didn't actually restrain this person or expose them to physical harm?
Kelly: No. No. Nothing like that. It was all power of suggestion. In the mind. Derren Brown shit. Kelly: Did she... you know... get out the trap? Kelly: Absolutely not. She couldn't figure out how she was trapped and it sent her in to a real existential crisis. Probably didn't help that I picked the one bird who'd been smashing the ketamine all night. And I'm there saying your whole life has led you to this moment. So she went in to a real hole and this trap really pushed her over the edge.
Kelly: Can you do that?
Kelly: What happened to her? Kelly: Look my friend. Let's get one thing straight right now. I don't follow the rules Kelly: Don't let Jigsaw hear you say that! Kelly: Truthfully, I'm more the think outside the box type. Strahm pen to the neck. Hoffman face first in to the windows, you know?
Kelly: She ran off to the toilets crying and her boyfriend's trying to keep up with her whilst she's screaming, "Kelly's put me in a Saw trap!". Next thing I know everyone's coming round wanting to know what's happened. Asking questions and one guy just goes, "Kelly's putting birds in Saw traps again" Kelly: Again? Oh no. Habitual offender?
Kelly: The master strategist? I don't think anyone could know how they would respond to a Saw trap until they were in one, right? Kelly: I am an expert in escape. I would get out of any trap. Although, I have never been in a Saw trap. But I've seen enough. I did once put someone in a Saw trap though
Kelly: You put someone in a Saw trap? Kelly: Yeah, I was at this gaff and things were slowing down, so I was like I'm gonna have me some fun. I made eye contact with this bird I knew. Told her to come to the side where it was quieter. Then I say, "you're in a Saw trap"
Kelly: I don't recall doing it before but I'm not saying I wouldn't do it again
Kelly: You had a taste of God, a taste of Jigsaw, and you want more? Kelly: I'd definitely be more careful next time. In the end, I think her boyfriend put her to bed, then he comes back in and I'm asking if she's alright ready to apologise and that. And he just says, "It's all ok, but maybe don't do it again" Kelly: Jesus Christ. And what's that thing you're currently chomping on? Appears to be some sort of dough ball
Kelly: This is Char Siu Bao
Kelly: You put a bird in a Saw trap? Kelly: Yeah man. Pulled up the stopwatch on my phone and everything. Said you've got 3 minutes to get out
*He's chomping really loudly and messily and I can barely hear him speaking
Kelly: Char Siu what? Kelly: Char Sui Bao.
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