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press pass, press pass,
IS A YOUNG PERSON SURROUNDED BY ATHLETES AND REPORTERS, REPORTERS AND THE MUSCLE, STADIUM STAFF AND REPORTERS, ALL SORTS OF REPORTING,
MICROPHONES AND RECORDING DEVICES ALL OVER THE PLACE,
THE FOO’ SAID, ‘AND YOU CAN TELL HIS MOMMA I SAID IT,’ THE REPORTERS GET ANTSY FOR CAMERA TIME, LOOK OVER HERE, THIS IS ABC, CHANNEL TWO, WE JUST NEED A QUOTE FOR TWO SECONDS, ‘NO, I’M THROUGH, NO MORE INTERVIEWS,’ SAYS THE SLUGGER, ROOM CLEARS, IS A KID WRITING A QUOTE,
‘SO, WHAT’S YOUR STORY,’ SAYS THE SLUGGER,
‘HAPPY TO HAVE A PRESS PASS,’ ANSWERS THE KID.
‘HOW’D THAT HAPPEN?’ INQUIRES THE SLUGGER,
‘IT’S A LONG STORY,’ ANSWERS THE KID.
RICH KIDS DOING REGULAR JOBS, IT’S A BEAUTIFUL THING.
‘AND WHY DON’T YOU USE A DEVICE?’ SLUGGER CONTINUES.
THE SLUGGER’S BEWILDERINGLY CHATTY AS’ FUCK FOR SOMEONE LOOKING TO GET RID OF THE REPORTERS,
‘I WILL ONLY TAKE WHAT I MAY USE. BESIDES, IT’S LOTS OF AUDIO TO GET THROUGH,’ ANSWERS THE KID.
‘SO — YOU REALLY HAVE IT OUT FOR THAT DUDE, HUH —‘ CONTINUES THE KID.
‘HE KNOWS THE GAME, ERRBODY IN THAT ARENA KNOWS IT, I KNOW IT, HE KNOWS — IT. SO WHY IS HE ON SOME BULLSHIT? HATE, I’M TELLING YOU, IT’S NO GOOD, POP. WHEN PEOPLE COME INTO THE ARENA THEY’RE HERE TO SEE ME KNOCK IT OUT THE PARK, AND I DO — EVERY TIME. THEY’RE NOT HERE FOR HIS WEAK ASS SWING AND THEY ARE DAMN SURE NOT HERE FOR THE BULLSHIT HE WAS SERVING, TONIGHT. FUCK UP MINE AND RUIN EVERYONE’S FUN?’ CONCLUDES THE SLUGGER.
AN OFF NIGHT FROM THE MAN ON THE MOUND, OR STRATEGY LEADING TO A TIGHT NIGHT OF ACTION? KID SEALS HIS PORTABLE NOTEPAD.
A CUT FROM A FEW YEARS AGO — CURRENT AFFAIRS, THE MILWAUKEE BUCKS SEEK TO DEFEND THEIR TITLE AS THE BEST BASKETBALL TEAM IN THE WORLD. THE NBA REMAINS THE LEAGUE OF SPORTSMEN THAT REPRESENT THE NATION FOR EVERY OLYMPIC GATHERING. AFTER A DEFEAT TO THE SOVIET UNION IN 1988, THE NBA HAS RETURNED WITH THREE CONSECUTIVE GOLDS, ONE BRONZE, AND BACK TO FOUR CONSECUTIVE GOLD MEDAL ACHIEVEMENTS. THE GRASP OF AN NBA TITLE REPRESENTS, BEST IN THE WORLD — LET’S PRESS FORWARD WITH FINAL PRINT. 1938, JOE LOUIS KNOCKS OUT MAX SCHMELING IN A FIST FIGHT, THE CHAMPIONS GO 1-1. JOE LOUIS DEFENDS HIS GOLD 25 TIMES, THE BEST FIGHTERS TRAVEL TO THE U.S. FOR A SIMILAR ACKNOWLEDGEMENT, AND — YES! YOU GUESSED IT, MONEY, BITCH. MONEY.
WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPION TERENCE CRAWFORD AND MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION CANELO ALVAREZ HAVE AGREED TO TERMS FOR A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR PRIZE FIGHT NIGHT. THE CUTS IN BOXING EXIST FOR THE SORT’VE FIGHT CARDS AVAILABLE, NOW.
HEAVYWEIGHT SCALES BEGIN AT 200 POUNDS, MIDDLEWEIGHT SCALES MAX AT 168 POUNDS, WE WILL NEVER KNOW IF FEATHERWEIGHT FIGHTERS ARE THE BEST IN THE SPORT, THEY WILL NOT BE GRANTED CONTENTION AT BIGGER SCALES. JAKE LAMOTTA CLEARS THE WELTERWEIGHT BOARD WHEN DEFEATING SUGAR RAY ROBINSON. DOLLAR TO THE MAN THAT CAN NAME AN OLYMPIC GOLD CHAMPION BEFORE MUHAMMAD ALI. RAY ROBINSON WAS AN UNDEFEATED NATIONAL GOLDEN GLOVES CHAMPION, LOSES AS A PRO TO LAMOTTA AFTER A FORTY AND OH, RUN. LAMOTTA GOES ON WINNING STREAKS, LOSES ON POINTS HERE, LOSES ON POINTS THERE, AND WINS SOME MORE, IS A WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPION THAT BECAME A MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION. ARE A HANDFUL OF WELTERWEIGHT FIGHTERS THAT HAVE CONTESTED AGAINST MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPIONS,
‘I’M LEADING THE WAY, I’LL KICK YOUR ASS FOR TEN ROUNDS, WHAT DO I NEED TO GO FIFTEEN FOR?’ WAS A MEAN, RAY LEONARD.
‘LIKE I SAID, IT DOESN’T MATTER. FIFTEEN, TWELVE, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO KNOCK YOUR BITCH ASS OUT IN SIX. FUCKING SISSY,’ WAS NO JOKE, MARVIN HAGLER.
THE NUMBER ONE WELTERWEIGHT SUGAR RAY LEONARD TAKES ON THE NUMBER ONE MIDDLEWEIGHT MARVIN HAGLER, 1987,
2025, TERENCE CRAWFORD AND CANELO ALVAREZ HAVE PROVEN TO BE OF THE SAME SIGNIFICANCE, BUY A TICKET, BUY PPV,
GIBBERISH SOUND GOOD, MAKE.
THE STAGE AND, A COLLECTION OF SHOES, A COUPLE OF BOOTS, SCATTERED ON THE FLOOR. EACH PAIR HAS A NOTE UNDER IT. TO CARRY A STRANGER’S ARMOR. TO AWAKEN IN THE MIND OF ANOTHER. WHAT EVENTS WILL TRANSPIRE? I DON’T KNOW, BUT RECORD ALL OF IT, ON SOME CANNON, MICROPHONES, HIT THE LIGHTS, CAMERA, ROLLING, ACTION! ALL DAY.
, A DESIRED TASK IS OFTEN ATTENDED TO WITHOUT EFFORT, UNFORTUNATELY, A DESIRED TASK IS USUALLY BEER AND PIZZA, PIZZA AND FOOTBALL. ALLOW IT TO LOSE REASON, IT IS WHEN WHAT NEEDS TO BE SAID IS NOTED. THE ACTION DRIVEN BY THE BELIEF THAT WHAT IS SAID IS WORTH SOMETHING,
WHAT IS A MANIFESTO?
A TRANSLATION WITH PURPOSE. THE MOST COMMON BEING A PROPOSAL TO THE PUBLIC. CURRENT EVENTS GUIDE THE CONVERSATION. WRITTEN ARE THE WORDS THAT CONTRIBUTE TO THE POPULATION’S WAY OF LIVING, WHAT IS THE RESPONSIBILITY OF A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, THE PRESIDENT? WHAT DOES A NATION ASK OF ITS PEOPLE? MEET THE LAND’S PEOPLE, No shit hi-definition is expensive, we’re talking a fortune’s worth of gear, player.
This is plenty, bring me more, THE IMPROV GROUP, YOU WANT TO DO WHAT?
EACH DISCOVERY LEADING TO A TRUTH THAT CONSTRUCTS OUR SURROUNDINGS, ALL OF IT STANDS BECAUSE TRUTH IS LAW, THE ONLY THING WE ARE CERTAIN OF.
Accept it as it arrives, not how you want it to be, ADD, SUBTRACT, TRASH, REPLACE, MULTIPLY!
Lots of it is a ‘is my interpretation of events accurate’ sort’ve awkwardness. There is no ‘making it,’ Its always an audition. does this work? how about this? Removed the cholula sauce from my yankee blue jeans. You can have anything you want, except everything you want. You put some interesting hocus pocus in the air. Ambition can be blinding
As troublesome as she is beautiful, can’t live with you, can’t live without you. Cuz you be using words and I don’t like that shit. Sometimes going the extra mile isn’t always a mile’s away, sometimes it is one more step forward. You look like you lick your fingers when you’re done eating potato chips.
Dear mr doorstop, do as you were meant to do. Apologize? I meant every word.
Mom advice is like, ‘joke? I don’t understand joke, this is real life.’
As sane as anyone can be.
Dudes at a poker table.
IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU DO, TIME AND FAULKNER. at the lake, skipping rocks, the snaps from the burning wood’s nice. The lady across the street, A life according to you otherwise you’re miserable, no kidding?
CELLULAR PHONE DATA, DON’T GUESS, MAKE WHAT IS YOURS. WHO KNOWS WHO LIKES WHAT, FOR WHATEVER REASON. i don’t want to sit here and complete ‘lipstick traces,' learn about the events that took place in london while the ‘sex pistols’ recorded anthems that communicated their disappointment with the lack of efforts from its government, Hey — man, fuck it! you made something, and don’t want to get rid of it because of what it took for you to make. IS THE POP DIVA syndrome SETH ROGEN AND EVAN GOLDBERG WERE REFERRING TO WHEN SPEAKING ABOUT THE PRACTITIONER’S ATTACHMENT TO THEIR WORK. IT WILL NOT BE THE CONCLUSION OF YOUR EFFORTS, YOU WILL MAKE MORE. NEVER BLAME THE AUDIENCE, FIND WHAT WORKS. be where you are, it is where you will be when you figure it out. ITS A COMPUTER DAWG, is NO NEGOTIATING SOFTWARE, , pisscunt!
BE MY CRIES TO DEAF EARS. Strict coincidence! Everything is related. cow shit and farming. You like a person, do what you can, you never know when you’re going to meet someone you like — again. Scams are getting tougher by the year, tell me, who’s gonna look out for all the lil’ churrdren NO ONE WANTS TO SAVE MONEY TO BE RICH, WE WANT TO BE RICH TO SPEND MONEY! found a broken window.
WE MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH. WE MAKE PEOPLE CRY. WE MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH SO HARD THEY CRY.
MEMORY DISTORTED, PICTURE AND SOUND. ARRIVES A DREAM, THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES FIND ENLIGHTENMENT AT TEMPLE; THEY ARE MUTANT-BEINGS THAT KICK-ASS. OF COURSE, LOTS OF PEOPLE WANT SELFIES. IT WAS TIME TO RETURN TO THE GRUNGE CITY THEY LEFT BEHIND, A FEW YEARS AGO. CAN’T WAIT FOR ZAA’ AND GOOD TIMES WITH THE CITY FOLK. TO THEIR SURPRISE, AN UNUSUAL, ‘HEY, THAT’S RAPH ON THAT KID’S SHIRT,’ SAYS DONNIE. ‘YOU’RE RIGHT THAT IS ME. AND THERE GOES LEO ON THAT GUY’S HAT,’ SAYS RAPH. LEFT AND RIGHT, SKATEBOARDERS, COMIC BOOK ENTHUSIAST, AND SOME DUDE WALKING THE STREET, WEARING TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES MERCHANDISE. ‘FELLAS, CHECK IT OUT,’ SAYS LEO, HE POINTS TO A NEWSSTAND, ’THAT’S US ON THE COVER OF — Us WEEKLY.’ THEY MAKE A MOVE TO THE NEWSSTAND. MIKEY OPENS UP THE MAGAZINE, ‘HEY YOU GOTTA PAY FOR THAT,’ SAYS BRODIE BRUCE, ‘OH HEY, IT’S YOU GUYS. RAPH, MIKEY, DONNIE, LEO. HOW ARE YA’?’ HE GLEES. A LOOK OF CONFUSION ON THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES FACES. ‘WELL, YOU LOOK GREAT, WHERE WERE YOU GUYS, CANADA? — I’M JUST JOKING.’ DON’T WORRY LOTS OF PEOPLE FELT THE SAME WAY ABOUT THE ‘CULVER CITY’ JOKE. ‘WE HAVE ARRIVED FROM THE HILLS OF ‘RAKUH A PAYAMAN’ IN BATANES. WHERE WE SOUGHT AND FOUND ENLIGHTENMENT FOLLOWING THE GUIDANCE OF MASTER JIRO DE LOS SANTOS,’ ANSWERS LEO. ’WELL, ALRIGHT. WELCOME BACK FELLAS,’ RAPHAEL INTERRUPTS BRODIE, ‘SO WHAT’S THE BIG IDEA HERE? WHY IS MY FACE PLASTERED ALL OVER THE PLACE?' MIKEY INTERJECTS, ‘WELL, IT’S NOT JUST YOU. WE SAW PLENTY OF ME AS WELL,’ DONNIE INTERRUPTS,’I MUST MENTION, PLENTY OF ME WAS SEEN AROUND HERE,’ RAPH IN FRUSTRATION, ‘NOBODY CARES DONNIE,’ DONNIE RETURNS WITH A, 'WELL OBVIOUSLY THEY DO, THEY’RE CLEARLY INFLUENCED BY ME’ RAPH STRIKES WITH A, ‘SHUT-UP DONNIE,’ DONNIE RETURNS, ‘NO, YOU SHUT-UP’ BACK AND FORTH, BACK AND FORTH, SHUT-UP, SHUT-UP, FINALLY, ‘QUIET!’ SAYS LEO, ‘GUY, WHAT’S YOUR NAME?’ BRODIE ANSWERS, ‘I’M BRODIE BRUCE COMIC BOOK ENTHUSIAST, WORLD FAMOUS MALL-RAT. WELL, MAYBE ONLY IN JERSEY, BUT I GET AROUND,’ HE CONCLUDES. LEO CONTINUES, ‘WHY ARE WE PLASTERED ALL OVER THE PLACE?’ A MOMENT OF DISBELIEF AND DISAPPOINTMENT FROM BRODIE. ‘OH MY, DON’T TELL ME YOU HAVE NO IDEA THERE’S A MOVIE BEING MADE OF THE COMICBOOK YOU FOUR ARE THE BASIS FOR,’ ARRIVES A KNOCK ON MY DOOR. TO MY SURPRISE, IT’S JAY AND SILENT BOB, ‘PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE WORDS I AM DELIVERING. I DON’T KNOW YOU KID. BUT — I HAVE A FEELING, I DON’T LIKE YOU VERY MUCH. THIS IS MY HIGH DEFINITION EVERYTHING, WHATEVER IT IS YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING ON THE INTERNET, STOPS NOW. I DON’T KNOW WHO YOUR SOURCES ARE, BUT A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE REBOOT IS A KEVIN SMITH BUSINESS, ALRIGHT? AND IF YOU MESS WITH MY NUT, BOY-OH-BOY WILL A SERIOUS CASE OF REPERCUSSIONS ARRIVE TO YOUR FRONT DOOR, BECAUSE THAT’S HOW KEVIN ROLLS, BABY. AIN’T IT RIGHT JAY?’ JAY ANSWERS, ‘DAMN, SKIPPY.’ SLICE AND CUT, ’WHAT? I DON’T SAY ‘DAMN, SKIPPY’ YO!’ SAYS JASON MEWES, THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND. SILENT BOB CONTINUES, ‘AND DON’T BOTHER TELLING ANYONE ABOUT THE TIME JAY AND SILENT BOB ARRIVED TO YOUR DOOR, BECAUSE NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE, IS GOING TO BELIEVE YOU. FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM, BUY SOME OF OUR MERCH, WE’RE FAMOUS, YOU KNOW HOW TO REACH US. COME ON JAY.’ KEVIN MAKES HIS WAY OUT THE SCENE, JAY CONCLUDES WITH A, ‘SNOOGINS.’
RATHER THAN SITTING IN A LANDFILL, COMPOST IS RECYCLED AND FED TO THE SOIL THAT PROVIDES US PRODUCE, ONE OF MANY BARE NECESSITIES, MOTHER NATURE’S RECIPES, FORGET ABOUT YOUR WORRIES AND YOUR DOUBTS,
WHEN WE BELIEVED A LETTER COULD ARRANGE THE WORLD, WRITE LIKE THAT, WAS A SITTING DUCK, 4/15/2023
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