Judgement Daze
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Despite over two thousand years of Christian literature there is no book that simultaneously mocks Hollywood, Jesus Christ and Walt Disney Judgement Daze, is a hilarious, horrific ride through the intersection of moviemaking, religious worship and theme park managementJudgement Daze is a satirical, fictional novel whose story begins on the set of a blockbuster Hollywood feature filming at the Christian theme park, Lil Bethlehem, and ends revealing the hideous truths living in the parks mysterious catacombsJudgement Daze echoes the irreverent tone of Christopher Moore and Carl Hiassen, but digs deeper into the sarcasm, dry wit and biting offhand jokes It takes aim at not only narcissistic filmmakers and greedy Christians, but also at myopic atheists, whose intolerance is often equally annoying Simply put, Judgement Daze is a caustic joy for everyoneJudgement Daze includes scenes of: A celebrity preacher and former beauty queen massacring the products of her genetic tinkering gone horribly wrong A yearold girl, dying of an unnamed incurable disease, who will screw over anyone in her lust for glory and fame A good Jewish boy whose mother murders the worlds most beloved Jesus actor then implicates her own son in the crime (her motive: to get her other better son the coveted roles of Theme Park Jesus and Hollywood Blockbuster Jesus) A Jesus Cosplay festival which began as open auditions to replace the murdered Jesus but evolves into a vast Prayer Circle intent on healing the dying child, and also into a celebration of each Jesuss distinctive brand A sinkhole that swallows the Christian theme park but vomits the good Jewish boys mother, who has miraculously rescued the beauty queenss cloned and marketready baby Jesuses The fun ends with a battle royal between grownup but horrifically mutated Jesuses, who provide a final comeuppance for the Jewish mom, the beauty queen, and an unrepentant Hollywood ProducerJudgement Daze has emerged from Alan Levi'syears of work on TV and feature film sets and also incorporates backstage knowledge of both the Universal Orlando and Disney World parks His life in these industries has inspired the books many zany characters and its deft but chaotic plot turns In the end, Judgement Daze revels in its passion for flippant fresh derision