February 15, 2011

Northeast Florida’s News & Opinion Magazine • February 15-21, 2011 • Hash Bang, Thank You Mang!

MOCA’s new director talks about grits, gallery plans and how youthful disobedience shaped her artistic vision. p. 29

The governor’s budget moves education toward an increasingly separate and unequal future. p. 47

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MUSIC

America is great, Ticketmaster is not. p. 4

An interview with Hot Tuna guitarist Jorma Kaukonen. Plus Tommy Emmanuel joins this year’s Great Guitar Gathering, and Monica Da Silva redefines “Southern” rhythm. p. 20

EDITOR’S NOTE p. 5 NEWS Cash-strapped public schools increasingly rely on private donations to fund basic operations. p. 6

ARTS

BUZZ, BOUQUETS & BRICKBATS

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

A frog’s croak is a good indicator of how many frogs are croaking. Plus the Jags make it to the Super Bowl, if only in jest. p. 6

Time for a conversation with your magic toaster, Scorpio! p. 44

COVER STORY

I ♥ TELEVISION p. 10 HAPPENINGS p. 32 DINING p. 34 NEWS OF THE WEIRD p. 42 I SAW U p. 43 CLASSIFIEDS p. 45 BACKPAGE p. 47

New JU lacrosse coach Matt Kerwick hopes to spin warm Southern air into Division I gold. p. 11

OUR PICKS Reasons to leave the house this week. p. 15

MOVIES Reviews of “Sanctum” and “Gnomeo and Juliet.” p. 16

Q&As with psychedelic artist Peter Max and new MOCA director Marcelle Polednik. p. 28

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Master Blaster

I am pissed. I live in St. Augustine, and though I am not a Ticketmaster fan, my kids love Miranda Lambert. So I decided to go get them some tickets.

What a scam. I went to the box office at the St. Augustine Amphitheatre but was told that the only way to buy tickets that day was online. Well, when I did, all the good seats were gone at 10:01 a.m. — 24 hours before you could even walk up to the box office and buy them. So then I decided to go on to the ticket sites online. After looking on just five sites, I found more than 1,000 tickets for sale.

After I looked around as to how to get tickets presale, I found that you can get them through fan clubs (that are sometimes owned

by Ticketmaster; what a joke), or maybe with your American Express Gold Card. The rest, Ticketmaster supposedly sells in blocks to their customers.

Anyway, I think it is a shame that people who live here have to buy tickets from a scalper — not because we were too lazy to get in line early, but because they were sold before a regular person could buy them.

George Currie St. Augustine via email

Team Player

We need to keep our parks open for the recreation of residents, for wildlife habitat, our tourism industry, to continue to attract retirees and business relocations to Florida and to retain the jobs and volunteer opportunities created by our parks.

The Super Bowl is the battle to be the champions. There are rigorous standards that have to be met in order to win the opportunity to compete. Players have to develop their own potential through hard work and sacrifice, they have to give 110 percent of themselves, and they have to demonstrate they are a team player. The result is the team who wins claims the trophy of victory and the title of champion.

We are the champions of the world because we are Americans. We belong to the team which is the leading democracy. Other countries look up to us as an example of what they want, and in many cases are willing to die for. We are free, and we have the highest standards of living. We are also the most diverse population representing all races, creeds and socio-economic levels there are.

Each of us has an opportunity to reach our dreams. It doesn’t matter who you are. But what does matter are attitude and actions.

The real champions are the ones who not only give 110 percent every day and at every challenge, but who are those who think bigger than themselves.

All of us should embrace this attitude and winning actions daily by remembering we are Americans, the champions of the world, and act like it. That is the true American “can do” spirit that makes us the champions beyond the Super Bowl and will keep us as such in the future.

to also make economic sense for us to not only maintain our present inventory of parks, but also consider increasing the inventory, since we would have a good return on our investments by doing so. We would also create and preserve jobs in a time of high unemployment.

We now need to contact our state legislator and Gov. Rick Scott to strongly request that no park be closed or returned to its previous owners. Our talking points and reasons for this request are that we need to keep our parks open for the recreation of residents, for wildlife habitat, our tourism industry, to continue to attract retirees and business relocations to Florida and to retain the jobs and volunteer opportunities created by our parks. We also need the parks to preserve our special Floridian quality of life and heritage. Not to preserve them will cost us all a lot more in the long run.

Maggie Barker Jacksonville Beach

Brian Paradise Ponte Vedra Beach

State park closures will not save money (Buzz, Feb. 8). On Jan. 26, the Florida Department of Environmental Protection proposed reductions to reduce their budgets by 15 percent. Included in this presentation was the

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proposed closure of 53 state parks. Parks and historic sites proposed for closure include state parks and historic and cultural sites at Washington Oaks, Fort George Island, Fort Mose, Pumpkin Hill Creek, Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings Park and Olustee Battlefield.

Interestingly, before this proposal was placed on the table, the DEP also issued 2009-’10 data showing that the Florida State Park system had an overall direct economic impact of nearly $950 million on local economies throughout the state. The implication of this data is that for every 1,000 people visiting a state park, the total direct impact on the local community is more than $34,800.

We need our state parks for recreation, our quality of life, our tourism industry, wildlife habitat and many other reasons.

However, based upon the DEP data, it seems

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Red State Blues “I’m not that worried about protecting government employees.”

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tate Sen. John Thrasher spoke those words at a Senate hearing last week, reacting to Gov. Rick Scott’s plan to eliminate 619 corrections jobs as part of a shift toward private prisons.

Thrasher’s statement is boilerplate Republican rhetoric, of course: If government is the enemy, then those people who work for the government are either pawns or losers.

(Except, presumably, Republican legislators.)

But the sentiment seems particularly raw given the state’s hard rain of double digit unemployment, and the fact that corrections workers, whatever the origin of their paycheck, are a pretty red-meat Republican bunch themselves: working class, law-andorder types whose demographic once formed the core of the GOP. That political reality may be changing, however, along with the Florida GOP — a party now defined by millionaire governors, and lawmakers like Thrasher (whose lobbyist background has given him a net worth of $7 million and the ability to flit from home to home when searching for a vacant senate seat to claim) and Florida Senate President Mike Haridopolos (who somehow “forgot” to include a $400,000 investment home and a $120,000-a-year consulting gig on his financial disclosure forms). Republicans scream at the barest hint of what they term “class warfare” but it’s a sensitivity borne of vulnerability. And its not just working class Republicans who sense the weakness.

Over the past decade, Florida Republicans have locked down a majority of seats at every level of local government, particularly in Northeast Florida. As in the State House, most county commissions, city councils and school boards are overwhelmingly Republican.

It is these folks — the GOP faithful, not “tax and spend liberals” — who will be forced to implement Gov. Rick Scott’s draconian budget cuts and bizarre budget priorities. And they may find their “conservative” loyalties tested.

Signs of the strain are already beginning to show. Last week, the St. Johns County School Board voted to seek a significant hike in residential impact fees.

The increase would up the cost of building a new 1,800-squarefoot home from $2,413 to $4,105. School Board members didn’t propose

the hike because it would be politically popular, or because they — elected in a 70 percent Republican county — somehow lean Democratic. They proposed it because the public school system simply does not have enough money to function. The St. Johns district alone stands to lose $12 million in state funding next year, a reduction that Superintendent Joe Joyner says would be “obviously devastating.” And those cuts

It is the GOP faithful, not “tax and spend liberals” who will be forced to implement Gov. Rick Scott’s draconian budget cuts and bizarre budget priorities. And they may find their “conservative” loyalties tested. are accompanied by inexplicable spending proposals. School Board Member Bill Mignon noted, incredulously, that Scott wants to spend $56 million to build new charter schools while giving the state’s public schools just $50 million.

Since only 56,712 students attend charter schools, compared to the 2.6 million who attend public schools, the funding differential is vast: $1,000 per charter school student, compared to $20 per public school student.

“To me, it’s unbelievable,” said Mignon. “I just can’t understand what’s going on.”

His anger was echoed by Board Member Tommy Allen — a crusty former principal who’s so conservative he still favors corporal punishment. Even he called the budget situation “unacceptable.”

Scott’s $3.3 billion in education cuts are bound to provoke parents of every political persuasion. But in counties like St. Johns, where school satisfaction is high, and the zeal for charter schools is muted, it could even spark a new kind of Republican revolution. Conservatives appreciate a thrifty government, but they don’t want a destabilized one — a place where state parks are left to atrophy, where schools crumble, and where public safety is farmed out to the lowest bidder.

The ugly budget session ahead isn’t going to endear any legislators to their constituents. It’s going to be equally tough on the relationship between state and local lawmakers. If, as the saying goes, “a Republican is a Democrat who’s been mugged,” a Democrat may increasingly be a Republican forced to run a government without funding.

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Sign Here The St. Johns Riverkeeper has launched a new petition website where folks can register their opposition to the Georgia-Pacific paper mill moving ahead with its plans for a new pipeline — which essentially would transfer the Palatka mill’s 40 million gallons’ worth of daily water quality violations from Rice Creek to the St. Johns River. The petition at cleanergp.com will eventually end up on the desk of our environmentally clueless Gov. Rick Scott.

Presumably not to hire them?

“Times-Union is looking for unemployed people who don’t have a car.”

— Feb. 9 Tweet posted by the Times-Union’s Larry Hannan.

Getting Over “Bypassing the traditional route of winning in the playoffs, the 8-8 Jacksonville Jaguars stunned the NFL Monday by exploiting a little-known loophole to qualify for Super Bowl XLV.” — Lede to a Feb. 5 story in the online humor website The Onion. The story went on to say that though the Jaguars didn’t beat any teams in the postseason, they qualified for the big game because they “filled out the paperwork properly, handed in the 350-page application on time and got the signatures of the necessary CEOs and smallbusiness owners.” The piece didn’t trump last year’s Onion video, “Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life” (watch it at http://bit. ly/gWrGvc), but was pretty good nonetheless.

Lowered Expectations No. 32 — Where the Jags landed in a ranking of the 33 NFL teams on Bob Sturm’s 10th annual NFL Franchise Rankings.

According to the sports blogger, the Jags “always seem somewhat competitive,” but have “spent much of this decade chasing the Colts in the AFC South.” What the hell, we beat Texas, anyway. Read the full story at http://bit.ly/foRfL2

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Lindsey Brock, funding director of the Terry Parker Alumni Association, says the group has raised more than $130,000 for the school.

Rocky Foundation

Cash-strapped public schools increasingly rely on private donations to fund basic operations

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etting parents involved in their kids’ education is an idea with national resonance — Pres.

Obama even mentioned it in his State of the Union address last month. But in Jacksonville, parents go beyond helping with homework and volunteering. At several local schools, they’ve established a new kind of funding mechanism to help keep schools in business: private foundations. Unlike PTA fundraisers and booster clubs, nonprofit corporate foundations are raising money not for extracurricular “perks,” but for core educational functions, like teacher pay.

One such foundation got its start last fall at Pine Forest Elementary School of the Arts, an arts magnet school on Jacksonville’s Southside.

The idea emerged when budget cuts threatened to knock three Pine Forest performing arts teachers from full-time status down to part-time status. After talking options with Principal Denise Ahearn, Pine Forest parent Jonathan Cantor, an architect at Reynolds, Smith & Hills, teamed up with other parents to lay the groundwork for Friends of Pine Forest. Within two weeks of announcing their plans, $14,000 rolled in; more than half that amount from a single donor. That shot in the arm was enough to restore the visual arts teacher and the music teacher to full-time status — the string orchestra teacher has been restored to four-fifths time — and has allowed programs like advanced strings, advanced art and the spring play to continue uninterrupted.

“The vision of the foundation is not to just keep teachers’ salaries, but to enhance the quality of the programs,” says Cantor, who hopes to eventually feel the “same kind of energy”

at Pine Forest that he felt touring the city’s performing arts high school, Douglas Anderson School of the Arts. As it happens, Douglas Anderson also benefits from community support through a charity which is administered by The Community Foundation in Jacksonville.

Private foundations for public schools aren’t limited to parent groups. High school alumni are also stepping in to pick up the budgetary slack left by anemic state funding.

The Terry Parker Alumni Association, a nonprofit foundation, was born three years ago in response to lean budget times, says one of its founding directors, Lindsey Brock.

Three years ago, Brock’s fellow alumnus Ricky Allen got a call about football players at Parker

turn around. The alumni group, now headed

by Ricky Allen, held a fish fry and a charity golf tournament and raised $30,000 for the school in 2008. Although the desire to help began with the athletic program, the need goes well beyond the playing field. Says Brock, “Our goal is to expand it to the arts and academics.”

The association has since decided to form a nonprofit 501(c)3 corporation. Over the past three years, it has raised more than $130,000.

Its success hasn’t gone unnoticed. The Terry Parker Alumni Association has become the go-to resource for other high schools in the county seeking to create nonprofit foundations, including several local high schools looking to emulate its program. Among them are Lee,

“The vision of the foundation is not to just keep teachers’ salaries, but to enhance the quality of the programs,” says Cantor. having to share helmets because the school didn’t have enough money to purchase one for each player. That shocked other grads like Brock, an attorney and civic activist who’s now running for City Council in Arlington’s District 1.

“When we were there, it was a model school. All of [former Congressman] Charlie Bennett’s military academy appointments came from Parker,” Brock says. He notes that along with financial woes, Parker was also experiencing a crisis in discipline — a crisis he says Principal Addison Davis has worked to

Sandalwood, Raines, Wolfson, Mandarin, Forrest and Ed White, Brock says.

Duval County Schools spokesperson Jill Johnson says the district isn’t tracking informal groups seeking to form nonprofit corporations, but notes that Terry Parker, Lee High School and Eugene Butler Middle School have all had success in raising funds and recruiting volunteers. “It’s certainly something we’re looking to cultivate in the district,” Johnson says.

Cantor and Brock are mindful of the

“Florida Lottery risk” — the concern that outside financing will give the state or district room to decrease existing funding even more.

“We, number one, did not want to be viewed as a replacement for funding from the district and state levels,” says Brock. “We wanted to augment.” Brock says the group uses its fundraising efforts to spur involvement with Parker students. “We do a lot of matching,” he says. “We want the students to have some skin in the game.”

Cantor says that filling critical gaps with

private money doesn’t let the legislature off the hook and School Board member Betty Burney agrees. She says she will work to make sure Pine Forest, which is in her district, isn’t punished for parents’ fundraising initiatives.

That’s important, says Brock, who notes that using foundation money only to fill in budget gaps would be a disincentive for action. “That kills morale,” he says. “That kills initiative.”

Julie Delegal themail@folioweekly.com

Southern Man “I’m from North Florida, and I reserve the right say as many bad things about the South as I want. Sorry.”

— Gawker Editor Hamilton Nolan, responding to commentators critiquing his piece on a racial incident at an Alabama frat house, in which he joked, “the southern region of America as a whole is reeling in shock and disbelief this week after reports that a white frat boy at the University of Alabama yelled ‘nigger’ at a black student walking by his frat house.”

U.S. 1, St. Johns County, February 6

Bouquets to Carolyn Williams, president of Durkeeville Historical Society, for turning the group’s historical museum and cultural center into the heart of a community. In addition to hosting neighborhood fish frys, arts projects and historical exhibits, the society now screens a movie at 7 p.m. the second Saturday of every month, for a donation. The first film shown at the museum, 1293 W. 19th St., Jacksonville, was “The Blind Side,” a fictionalized telling of the story of Baltimore Ravens offensive lineman Michael Oher.

Brickbats to Atlantic Beach Mayor Mike Borno for fighting ethics laws and framing it as a defense of “home rule.” Borno and the other Beaches mayors don’t want to be bound by Jacksonville’s ethics code, arguing that state ethics laws are adequate. But because the Beaches cities have no ethics codes themselves, citizens can only hold elected officials accountable on state charges.

Bouquets to Harry Reagan, president of the Friends of Jacksonville Public Library, for continuing to look for new ways to raise money for local libraries.

On Thursdays and Saturdays from 9 a.m. to noon, University Park Library, 3435 University Blvd. N., Friends volunteers accept donated laptops and other electronics, to sell, with proceeds going to Jacksonville libraries. Donations of books are still accepted at all 21 library branches.

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NewsBuzz Walter Coker St. Augustine Alligator Farm Curator of Education Katie Girvin (left) holds a Southern toad, while Reptile Keeper Jen Walkowich shows an American bullfrog.

Ready to Croak Shhh. The St. Augustine Alligator Farm Zoological Park is looking for a cadre of good listeners to sit silently in same spot outside for 10 minutes, two to three times a week, and listen to the night sounds.

Volunteers will record the number of frog and toad croaks they hear and identify the critter making the call, explains Katie Girvin, director of education for the Alligator Farm, who is coordinating a local chapter of FrogWatch USA. The local surveys will be entered into the national FrogWatch USA database, with the ultimate goal of an annual survey similar to bird and butterfly counts.

Frog populations have been crashing globally, part of an overall pattern of amphibian decline and, in many cases, extinction. Because frogs are essential indicators of environmental health and biodiversity, and because they are particularly vulnerable to pollution and climate change, tracking their numbers is a telling — and often sobering — piece of data.

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“We are trying to get a general knowledge of the local species and the diversity of local species,” says Girvin. “It is also going to give us a baseline, so if something changes, we know it’s changing. If, all of a sudden, we don’t hear a frog anymore, we can ask if it moved north or south or did it die off?”

But just because it’s serious doesn’t mean that frog counting can’t be fun. Volunteers will be taught to recognize the unique calls and croaks of some 25 different species, from the whistle sound of a spring peeper to the porcine grunt of pig frog. Listeners then pick a spot to conduct thrice-weekly surveys.

“If you have a pond in your back yard, that would be a great place to start,” says Girvin. “You can do it as a family. Even your 9-year-old little brother can tromp out there and listen.”

Anyone interested in volunteering can contact Girvin at 824-3337.

Susan Cooper Eastman sceastman@folioweekly.com

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adies and gentlemen, set your DVR and/or Betamax to “record,” because on Tuesday, Feb. 22, is a “very special episode” of “Glee”!

(Record scratch.) “Hold on there, Wm.™ Steven Hump-Me!” I hear you cry. “Isn’t every episode of ‘Glee’ a ‘very special episode?’” Well …

OK! You have a point! “Glee” is basically the “Blossom” of this millennium — except with more explicit teen sex, bullying and addictions to unnecessary mash-ups.

HOWEVER! This week’s episode in particular harkens to the golden age of “very special episodes,” because it deals with the subject of “teenage drinking.” Now I’m not here to take a stand on this controversial issue — mainly because I pay my high school interns with wine coolers. (Apparently they use it for “braising chicken and poaching pears.”

They also claim to prefer cooking with Bartles & Jaymes “Fuzzy Navel” in particular for its “herbaceous undertones.” Whatevs, kids! I’m a little too drunk to give a shit!!)

Where was I? OH YEAH! While “teen drinking” is a classic trope in “very special episode” history (Remember Tom Hanks as Alex

“Glee” is basically the “Blossom” of this millennium — except with more explicit teen sex, bullying and addictions to unnecessary mash-ups.

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P. Keaton’s drunk uncle Ned on “Family Ties”?

Or Urkel getting poop-faced with spiked punch in a “very special” “Family Matters”?), there are much better ethical quandaries to resolve. Here’s how a few classic TV shows dealt with ’em: • “Saved by the Bell” These high school drips had so many ethical dilemmas, they could start an … an … ethical dilemma 99 cent store or something. Remember when the gang finally met their favorite actor, only to discover he SMOKES POT? (Actors these days rarely smoke dope; it interferes with their cocaine snorting time.) Or the time Zack’s pet duck Becky was killed by an oil spill? (In fairness, Becky was asking for it.) And who can forget the classic episode in which Jessie (Elizabeth ‘Showgirls’ Berkeley) got addicted to caffeine pills? (“I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so … so scared!”) Goddammit. Why do they never hand out Emmys for over-acting?

• “Diff ’rent Strokes” Here’s another great series that squirted out an impressive number of “very special episodes,” like when Arnold and Willis were excluded from a fancy school due to racism (Booo, Racism!), or sister Kimberly’s sudden descent into bulimia (Booo, Bulimia!), or the one where pedophile bike shop owner Gordon Jump (of “WKRP in Cincinnati”) tried to molest Arnold! (Booo, Gordon Jump, “WKRP” and pedophilia! Oh … and bike shop owners!)

And lest we forget, there were “very special episodes” of “Punky Brewster” (Don’t climb into abandoned refrigerators!), “McGyver” (Don’t kill rare black rhinos in Africa!),

“Boy Meets World” (Don’t join a cult!), “Growing Pains” (Don’t offer Kirk Cameron drugs at a party!), “Mr. Belvedere” (Don’t get Alzheimer’s!), “Walker Texas Ranger” (Don’t get racism, AIDS or sexism!), “Good Times” (Don’t get VD and be lectured by an overbearing then-unknown Jay Leno!), and “7th Heaven” (Don’t start “cutting”!)

So while watching “Glee,” be sure to raise your glass to the sweeping history of “very special episodes” that came before. (Except you, interns! Because “TEENS SHOULDN’T DRINK!” Unless you’re braising. Or poaching.)

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 15 8:00 FOX GLEE Rachel gets tips from Brittany on how to become more popular. Bad idea.

10:30 COM ONION SPORTSDOME The tragic story of a retired racehorse who tragically gets put out to stud, and tragically bangs a bunch of fillies.

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 16 8:00 CBS SURVIVOR: REDEMPTION ISLAND Season premiere! “Boston” Rob and Russell return. (Another way to get redemption is to stop going on reality shows!)

9:00 ABC MODERN FAMILY The guest list for Lily’s b-day party includes Shelley Long and Matt Dillon — what, no Corey Feldman??

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 17 8:00 NBC COMMUNITY Troy finally meets his idol (and yours) LeVar Burton! EEEEEE!!

9:00 NBC THE OFFICE Michael debuts his long-awaited film, “Threat Level Midnight,” to a largely unappreciative audience.

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 18 8:00 CW SMALLVILLE Lois encourages Clark to get a disguise to protect his identity — not a blonde wig with fishnet stockings.

10:00 IFC ONION NEWS NETWORK The Onion team reports on a drone plane on trial for being too murder-y.

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 19 10:00 SCI AN IDIOT ABROAD Karl Pilkington visits Egypt — oh, so that’s what originally caused all the protests!

11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE A repeat hosted by the wildly attractive Paul Rudd, and the somewhat less attractive Paul McCartney.

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 20 9:00 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE BACKSTAGE A peek behind the scenes of an average taping of “Saturday Night Live” — and maybe Jon Hamm with his shirt off? Hmmmm?

9:00 HBO BIG LOVE Bill faces a Mormon boycott of his stores — who I’m pretty sure boycotted this column years ago …

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 21 8:00 ABC THE BACHELOR Brad meets the father of one of the girls, who says, “So, you’re the man who gave my daughter herpes.”

Wm.™ Steven Humphrey steve@portlandmercury.com

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t’s a cool, gray Sunday morning in Arlington as Coach Matt Kerwick whistles his Jacksonville University lacrosse team into formation, then sends them sprinting across the artificial turf of Milne Field.

“Let’s see who wants to work today, boys,” says Kerwick, who spends the morning alternately encouraging and engaging his players in friendly banter. Then an errant pass from the stick of one player sails over its intended target, and Kerwick suddenly explodes.

“F*ck!” Kerwick yells, his voice echoing off the empty bleachers that bracket the field.

“Make the simple play. If you hear me getting a little tense, it’s because we’re making the tough pass when the easy one is right there. Make the simple play.”

“Looks like we’re going to run today,” says one player under his breath.

But as practice draws to a close, Kerwick has again turned on the charm. After two hours of stick-cracking, body-slamming, lung-busting work, the three dozen members of Florida’s first and only top-tier men’s lacrosse team walk off the field smiling.

If (or, as some believe, when) JU men’s lacrosse wins the first Division I sports

championship in city history, much of the credit will go to the self-described players’ coach who built the program from scratch.

When Kerwick left one of the Northern U.S.’s elite college programs two years ago, many in the lacrosse world thought he was taking an impossible risk. But after witnessing the success of JU’s inaugural season, few doubt that Kerwick made the right move — for both himself and the future of the nation’s fastestgrowing sport.

Following their first season at intimate Milne Field, Kerwick’s JU Dolphins make their big stage debut at noon on Sunday, Feb. 20, when they battle the nationally ranked Georgetown University Hoyas at EverBank Field (see sidebar, p. 13). The JU-Georgetown game is part of an unprecedented lacrosse doubleheader in Jacksonville, with the second game a rematch of last year’s NCAA title game between Duke and Notre Dame. Big-time lacrosse has taken root on banks of the St. Johns River.

“Given a little time, we have the potential to be a national championship contender,” says Kerwick. “Doing that here, in the South and in the heart of football country, would be great for our sport.”

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Coach Kerwick expects his high-scoring offensive style will win games and fans. “We try to play as fast as we can all the time,” he says.

The most American of sports, lacrosse predated European settlers

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hile football, baseball and basketball dominate America’s athletic culture, lacrosse is the most American of sports. Origins of the game predate the first European settlers, who witnessed a stick-and-ball game being played

by Native Americans across the continent’s northeastern range. Missionaries described massive playing fields measuring hundreds of yards wide and several miles long. Anywhere from a few hundred to a thousand players took to the field in games that stretched over days. What they described was not just a game but a spiritual event: a grueling test of © 2008 folioweekly manhood staged to entertain and celebrate the native gods.

While the modern game can’t match the scale of these ancient contests, the object remains the same: Cradling a hard rubber ball in a small mesh basket at the end of a stick, the offensive players advance the ball by running toward the goal while passing it to teammates. Countering these offensive thrusts is a group of defenders who use their playing sticks and bodies to punish the ball carrier with the hope that he drops the ball or throws it to a member of the opposing team.

Success comes when the ball is shot past the goalie and into the opposition’s net.

Like basketball requires dexterity at dribbling, lacrosse demands mastery of a unique skill players use to control, pass and shoot the ball. It involves a constant, back-and-forth twisting of the stick to create a centrifugal force that pins the ball to the flexible mesh at the top of the stick. Without such force, the ball would be difficult to control when passing and shooting and could easily tumble out. In the hands of an expert, the ball appears suspended in the center of the mesh, where it can be thrown for both great distance and blinding speed.

True to its ancient origins, modern field lacrosse remains a sport that emphasizes strength, speed and endurance, with a premium on hand-eye coordination. Unlike their Iroquois ancestors, today’s lacrosse players battle on a rectangular field the size of football’s gridiron. The field is divided in

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half, with a goal on each side, within a small circle in the center of the half-field some 15 yards from the back line. Each team has 10 players: a goalkeeper, three defenders who remain in the defensive end, three midfielders (“middies”) who roam the entire field and three attackers who try to score goals in the offensive end.

Matt Kerwick believes lacrosse’s appeal comes from its speed, free-flowing action and the physical confrontations between opposing players. The game resembles ice hockey without the skates. As in hockey, penalties result in players being sent to the sideline for short periods, giving one team the advantage of having one more man on its side, and a better chance to score. Also as in hockey, the

traditional powers in New England, upstate New York and the Mid-Atlantic states don’t enjoy. While those teams are shoveling snowy fields prior to practice, JU begins its winter season in almost ideal conditions. That’s an advantage in early season games and, more importantly, in the recruitment of the country’s most talented high school players — most of whom come from snow country.

“I saw the weather down here as a big plus,” admits junior captain Jake Ziegler, a defenseman who transferred last year from Division II power Le Moyne College in Syracuse, N.Y. Kerwick acknowledges that JU’s foray into big-time lacrosse might not have worked 10 years ago, when a handful of northern

“We have the potential to be a national championship contender,” says Coach Kerwick. “Doing that here, in the South and in the heart of football country, would be great for our sport.” body-checking can be violent and the lacrosse ball can move from player to player (and at the goal) in the blink of an eye.

“Lacrosse is a game that gives the players a lot of freedom. It’s not as highly structured like a lot of other sports,” says Kerwick. “In my experience, all you have to do is place a stick in a young man’s hands and he’s hooked.

It’s a player’s game. It’s fun to practice, and the players know that game time is their time.”

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sk Matt Kerwick about the best part of coaching lacrosse in Northeast Florida, and he points to the sun peeking through an early morning fog.

It’s an advantage that college lacrosse’s

colleges (Johns Hopkins, Syracuse, Princeton, University of Virginia) recruited all the best players and ruled Division I. But in the last decade, lacrosse has seen explosive growth at the high school level, thanks in large part to its relatively low equipment costs. Also, unlike football and basketball, students of all sizes can play.

“You don’t need to be 6'2", 250 to compete,” says Kerwick. “You saw out on the practice field that we have all sizes out there competing.”

The growth of high school lacrosse has flooded the college market with talent, giving schools like JU a chance to battle the elites. While playing talent is now spread throughout the U.S., JU went to the heart of lacrosse country to find its first coach.

Kerwick was a four-time NCAA champion

STiCK FiGURe as a player at Division III Hobart College in Geneva, N.Y., where he was the 1989 NCAA Tournament Most Valuable Player. The school’s website touts Hobart as having “a rich and unique history that spans nearly 200 years of lacrosse stick-wielding, laurel-passing and note-taking on Seneca Lake.” The stickwielding led to 16 national championships and a fan base that dwarfs the school’s 2,000 undergraduates.

Following a five-year stint in the professional Major Indoor Lacrosse League, Kerwick began a coaching career that included time as an assistant at lacrosse power Georgetown before he was hired as the head coach of his alma mater, which moved to Division I in 1995.

While the program remained competitive, tougher competition ended the legacy of national championships. Kerwick went 46-53 as Hobart’s head coach from 2002-’08.

Still, he is regarded as an elite coach and a tremendous catch for JU, which announced his hiring in August 2008.

Kerwick had eight months to recruit 40 players for JU’s inaugural team. Despite the short window, Kerwick’s Dolphins went 6-7 in 2010, with wins over tradition-rich Denver University and Providence College.

They finished the year ranked 30th out of 62 Division I schools.

More importantly, Kerwick says, his first team played the kind of fast-paced, attacking game that will be the hallmark of JU lacrosse.

The 2010 team was ranked seventh in the nation in offense — a mark he hopes will improve, given the quality players he brought for his second recruiting class.

Kerwick expects his high-scoring offensive style will win games and fans. “We try to play as fast as we can all the time,” he says. “We may not yet have the best talent out there, but we are going to play a fast, attacking, aggressive style that’s going to take some people by surprise.”

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he speed and skill of JU’s team is on display in the final moments of Kerwick’s Sunday morning practice. Offensive players surround the goal, whipping the ball from side to side and back to front, looking for a chance to fire at goal. Meanwhile, defenders packed tightly in front of the net use their sticks and bodies to try to interrupt the offensive flow.

Suddenly an attacker snatches a pass from behind the net and darts to the front of the goal, plants his left foot in the turf and, with a defender’s stick cracking his helmet, whips the ball into the upper left corner of the net.

A collective “Whoa!” emanates from players on the sidelines, and Kerwick blows his whistle and flashes a quick smile. “We’ll get those football fans,” says Kerwick later.

“They’re not going to want to miss this.”

Bob Snell themail@folioweekly.com

Game On:

Details on this weekend’s Sunshine Classic

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ollegiate lacrosse fans from across the nation gather at EverBank Field this weekend for the inaugural Sunshine Classic.

JU Coach Matt Kerwick and school administrators worked for nearly a year to line up teams and sponsors for the two-day event.

Kerwick used his coaching connections to bring three of the top 15 NCAA Division I teams to Northeast Florida: • 2010 NCAA Division I Champion Duke University Blue Devils, ranked No. 5 in national pre-season polls • National runner-up University of Notre Dame Fighting Irish, the country’s No. 7 team, which lost to Duke in last year’s final

• 15th-ranked Georgetown University Hoyas, who play the JU Dolphins in the opening game of the Sunshine Classic On Saturday, Feb. 19, the four teams hold open practices outside Everbank Field in conjunction with LaxFest, an interactive fan festival featuring exhibits by lacrosse equipment manufacturers Gait, Brine, Warrior, Cascade and Champion. Practice times are noon-1 p.m. for the JU Dolphins, 1:302:30 p.m. for Duke’s Blue Devils, 3-4 p.m. for Georgetown’s Hoyas and 4:30-5:30 p.m. for Notre Dame’s Fighting Irish. And an autograph session follows each practice.

JU and Georgetown face off at noon on Sunday, Feb. 20, followed by Duke-Notre Dame at 3 p.m.

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Reasons to leave the house this week HIT THE DECK! ST. AUG DJ FEST

MUSIC GRETCHEN PARLATO

Two turntablists who practice the bass-heavy electronic style known as dubstep spin their wares through 12,000 watts of power when DJ SP and DJ Natural present Common Enemies on Thursday, Feb. 17 at 10 p.m. at Two Hundred Lounge, 200 Anastasia Blvd., St. Augustine. Not for the faint of heart, this experimental style of electronic dance music emerged from ’90s southeast London and relies on heavy bass lines and head-splitting reverb layered over a driving, simple beat. Admission ranges from $5-$10. 347-8331.

Praised by legendary jazzmen Wayne Shorter and Herbie Hancock, as well as heavyweight music rags like Downbeat and The New York Times, singer-songwriter and vocalist Gretchen Parlato has appeared on more than 50 recordings as a ensemble player and leader while finding time to blow ’em away on the international jazz festival circuit.

Riverside Fine Arts Series presents the NYC-based 21st century chanteuse on Friday, Feb. 18 at 8 p.m. at The Church of the Good Shepherd, 1100 Stockton St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $25 for adults; $10 for students. 389-6222.

SPORTS LACROSSE

In 1637, French Jesuit missionary Jean de Brébeuf witnessed Iroquois tribesmen competing in a game played to heal the sick, bring glory to their tribe while preparing for war and honor the spiritual realm. The Native Americans called it “The Creator’s Game”; some say Brébeuf renamed it lacrosse (“the stick”). Centuries later, the sport’s popularity continues to grow. The Sunshine Classic Lacrosse 2011 kicks off on Sunday, Feb. 20 at noon when Jacksonville University takes on Georgetown University at Gate 1 and at 3 p.m. when Duke University plays Notre Dame at Gate 2, both at Everbank Field, 1 EverBank Field Drive, Jacksonville. Tickets are $30 and $35. 633-3100.

ELECTIONS MAYORAL FORUM

When Puxsutawney Phil emerged from his home a couple weeks ago, he predicted an early spring, and was rumored to grunt, “It’s mayoral campaign season, yo!” Downtown In-Depth presents a mayoral forum on Friday, Feb. 18 at 8 a.m. at the AT&T Tower, 301 W. Bay St., Jacksonville. Candidates Audrey Moran and Rick Mullaney participate; Alvin Brown had a scheduling conflict, and as of presstime, Mike Hogan had yet to say whether or not he’d attend. Early registration is $10; $15 day of event. 634-0303.

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OLDER NEW WAVE B-52S

In the last three-plus decades, Athens, Ga.’s The B-52s have performed their pioneering brand of quirky, danceable music on stages ranging from CBGB to “Saturday Night Live” while waiting for the squares of the world to catch up with their signature sound. It worked. The band played a rendition of “Love Shack” with sweety-pie country poppers Sugarland at ’09’s CMT Music Awards.

The beloved bouffant-rockin’ B-52s perform on Sunday, Feb. 20 at 7 p.m. at Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, 1050 A1A N., Ponte Vedra Beach.

Advance tickets are $59.50; $69.50 day of show.

GREEN MIND RALLY FOR THE RIVERS

The Putnam County Environmental Council presents Rally for the Rivers from 9 a.m.-5 p.m. on Friday, Feb. 18, from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. on Saturday, Feb. 19 and 10 a.m.-4 p.m. on Sunday, Feb. 20 at Ravine Gardens State Park, 1600 Twigg St., Palatka. Workshops and lectures on conservation and environmental issues, 30-plus local bands, a “paint out” with local artists, guided tours and boat rides are featured. Park admission is $5 per carload; $2 for walk-ins. Event prices range from $15-$50. (386) 467-2231. Go to pceweb.org for a full lineup.

OZZY AND SLASH

One is famous for biting the head off a bat, the other for wearing a jaunty top hat. They’ve also been known to rock out. No, we’re not talking about Sarah Palin and Mr. Peanut, but the mighty Ozzy Osbourne and opener Slash when they bring the hard rock and metal on Tuesday, Feb. 22 at 7:30 p.m. to Veterans Memorial Arena, 300 Randolph Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $25-$55. 630-3900.

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“I knew we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!” Rhys Wakefield and Richard Roxburgh get the sinking feeling that they’re lost in “Sanctum.”

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t’s beyond me why anyone would want to explore underwater caves. The very concept incites claustrophobia. But it does make for a compelling adventure in the new 3-D thriller “Sanctum” from executive-producer James Cameron, aka the “Avatar” guy. Apart from the 3-D, Cameron’s real influence on the film harkens to earlier watery efforts like “The 2010 Abyss” and “Titanic.” It’s easy to see why he would’ve been attracted to “Sanctum.”

The new movie calls to mind Neil Marshall’s “The Descent” (2005), one of the best horror films in recent years. That feature focused on a team of young women exploring a hidden cave that turned to be the abode of blind, cannibalistic sub-humanoids. Like “The Descent” but minus the monsters, “Sanctum” traps its characters underground — in this case with the added menace of water — and then initiates the body count. There’s nothing terribly original about the concept, but when executed well (as it is here), it’s a genuinely creepy and nail-biting experience.

The setting is New Guinea’s Esala cave system, to which we are introduced from the air, with some truly stunning photography reminiscent of a National Geographic documentary. In the depths of a lush forest, the cave opening gapes like the mouth of a subterranean tornado or the entrance to Dante’s hell. The preferred literary allusion within the film itself is Samuel Taylor Coleridge’s hallucinatory “Kubla Khan,” the opening lines of which are quoted several times by the film’s major character, an avid cave-diver: “In Xanadu did Kubla Khan, /a stately pleasure-dome decree: /Where Alph, the sacred river, ran /through caverns measureless to man/ Down to a sunless sea.”

Unfortunately for the victims in “Sanctum,” this particular cave turns out not to be a “pleasure-dome,” but rather a torture chamber.

Though heavily financed and carefully prepared, the team is taken unaware by a

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tropical storm, which turns the underground tunnels into a gigantic drainage system.

Trapped by a cave-in, their only hope is to find a way down and out through underwater caverns rather than up through the earth. Th eir resources are limited, of course, and dwindling quickly — light, air, warmth and food. As if the natural elements were not inimical enough, the greatest threats turn out to be human.

The central characters include Frank McGuire (Richard Roxburgh), a seasoned veteran of cave-diving, and his 17-year-old son Josh (Rhys Wakefield). The boy resents the old man for just about everything, and Frank in turn is suitably angered by Josh’s rebelliousness. Their relationship is the dramatic core of the film, predictably drawn, perhaps, but effectively portrayed.

Added into the human mix are the usual hangers-on, faithful buddies and the like, as well as the rich financier Carl (Ioan Gruffudd of “The Fantastic Four”) and his girlfriend Victoria (Alice Parkinson). As the death toll mounts, this not-so-fantastic foursome is thrown into a pitched battle for survival against the usual (but still incredible) odds.

The film was “inspired by a true story,” which means that it is 99 percent fictitious. In this case, co-screenwriter Andrew Wight drew his tale from his own experiences in a neardisaster underground exploration. The script itself, however, is pure Hollywood — which I do not mean in a derogatory sense. Despite its stunning cinematography and effective use of 3-D, “Sanctum” is an adventure-thriller rather than a nature documentary. The emphasis is on conflict and character rather than pretty pictures with a message.

As a consequence, there are the familiar clichés consistent with the genre, mostly in the style of the “who’s going to get it next?” plot technique. Even so, “Sanctum” manages some genuine surprises, something that can’t be said about its box-office rival, “The Roommate,” a terrible film which nonetheless scored considerably higher box-office earnings its opening weekend. That says a lot about the horrors of college dorms … and roommates.

Pat McLeod themail@folioweekly.com

Little Bit of Love: Gnomeo (voiced by James McAvoy) and Juliet (voiced by Emily Blunt) discover romance and lawn care in the family-friendly “Gnomeo & Juliet.”

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Disney’s miniaturized take on “Romeo and Juliet” is a cute introduction to the Bard Gnomeo & Juliet ***@

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ould this be it? Has Disney found a way to make Shakespeare appealing to kids?

“Gnomeo & Juliet” may not be the most faithful retelling of the familiar story, but it is cute, clever and entertaining as it retains the core of what the Bard created roughly 400 years ago.

The biggest difference is obvious: The main characters are garden gnomes, and they live in a “Toy Story”-type world that forces

What’s more, there are a number of sly references to other Shakespeare plays, including the line “out, out damn’d spot” from “Macbeth,” and even a statue of Shakespeare makes an appearance, which would be cheesy were it not voiced by the great Patrick Stewart. Another cute touch is naming the moving company “Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Movers,” a crafty reference to the famed supporting characters in “Hamlet.” Disney also works in a reference to its Enchanted Tiki Room attraction that explains why and how the gnomes are able to come alive.

The voice cast is strong and keeps the laughs coming: Michael Caine and Maggie Smith

The story plays out in expected fashion, but darn if it doesn’t have some clever twists that allow it to be (relatively) loyal to Shakespeare’s play, while remaining distinctly G-rated. them to freeze whenever a human is nearby.

To keep it easy for kids to know who hates whom, the Capulets are clad in red while their longtime neighbors and rivals, the Montagues, wear sky blue.

The families’ unexplained hatred toward each other makes it especially dangerous when Gnomeo (James McAvoy), a Montague, ventures off on his own and bumps into Juliet (Emily Blunt), a Capulet.

It’s love at first sight for the star-crossed lovers, and with the help of Elton John’s and Lady Gaga’s duet “Hello, Hello” playing on the soundtrack, we immediately love them as a couple.

The rest of the story plays out in expected fashion, but darn if it doesn’t have some clever twists that allow it to be (relatively) loyal to Shakespeare’s play, while remaining distinctly G-rated. Specifically, the way Gnomeo’s “death” is handled is exceptionally clever, as is the resolution of the rivalry between Gnomeo and arch-nemesis Tybalt (Jason Statham).

voice the heads of the feuding families, and Ashley Jensen gets a lot of laughs as Nanette, Juliet’s servant. The only real misfire is Jim Cummings’ Featherstone, a pink flamingo who refuses to leave the lovers alone. The character is supposed to offer context, but really just becomes an annoyance.

And then there’s the 3D, which is needless. It does nothing to enhance the story or add anything of value to the movie.

“Gnomeo & Juliet” is certainly worth seeing, but not worth the accompanying jacked-up 3D prices.

“Romeo & Juliet” has been adapted for the big screen many times, and even transferred to different eras and settings (“West Side Story”).

But never before has it been told through animated garden gnomes. Once is certainly enough, and Disney has made the most of the opportunity, creating a delightful experience for kids that’ll also allow parents to watch with a knowing smile.

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Short Cuts: 5 Points Theatre screens Oscar-Nominated Short Films on Feb. 18, 22 and 24 at 7 p.m. at 1028 Park St., Jacksonville. The shorts include “The Confession,” “The Crush,” “God of Love,” “Na Wewe” (pictured) and “Wish 143.”

Admission is $8.50; $7.50 for seniors, military and students. 359-0047.

FILM RATINGS **** ***@ **@@ *@@@

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NOW SHOWING 127 HOURS **** Rated R • Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Regal Avenues Director Danny Boyle’s gripping account of real-life mountainclimber Aron Ralston’s (James Franco) survival.

BIUTIFUL **G@ Rated R • Regal Beach Javier Bardem is Uxbal, a man who’s tying up the loose strings of his life as he deals with the certainty of death.

BLACK SWAN ***@ Rated R • Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Director Darren Aronofsky’s disturbing psychological thriller stars Natalie Portman as a sheltered ballerina who steps into her darker side during a production of “Swan Lake.”

BLUE VALENTINE **G@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Regal Beach, Five Points Theatre This innovative love story follows the complex relationship of a couple played by Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams.

THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: DAWN TREADER *G@@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park This adaptation of C.S. Lewis’ fantasy novels is about the voyage of Lucy and Edmund, sailing with Prince Caspian to the world’s edge on royal ship The Dawn Treader.

COUNTRY STRONG *G@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park Gwyneth Paltrow and Tim McGraw star in a tuneless mess set in the world of contemporary country music.

THE DILEMMA **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Cinemark Tinseltown, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Even with director Ron Howard on board and an able cast including Kevin James, Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Connolly and Winona Ryder, “The Dilemma” just creates more predicaments than solutions for the over-populated rom-com genre.

THE EAGLE ***@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Starring Channing Tatum, Jamie “Billy Elliott” Bell and Donald Sutherland, this historical action flick is the saga of a Roman centurion who battles Pict tribes while investigating the disappearance of his father’s legion in 140 A.D.-era Britain.

THE FIGHTER ***G Rated R • Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St.

Augustine, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Mark Wahlberg and Christian Bale star as brothers Mickey Ward and Dicky Eklund in David Russell’s powerful study of family, addiction and perseverance.

GNOMEO & JULIET ***@ Rated G • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Reviewed in this issue.

THE GREEN HORNET *@@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Somebody call an exterminator! So begins the inevitable “Seth Rogen Backlash” with this dull, unoriginal superhero flick that never takes off.

HARRY POTTER & THE DEATHLY HALLOWS **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Regency Square Harry, Hermione and Ron search for Horcruxes, pieces of evil Voldemort’s soul that must be destroyed to defeat him.

THE ILLUSIONIST ***G Rated PG • Regal Beach Sylvain Chomet (“The Triplets of Belleville”) presents this animated tale about a stage magician who embarks on a lifechanging adventure. In English, French and Gaelic.

JUST GO WITH IT **G@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach This rom-com, starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston.

JUSTIN BIEBER: NEVER SAY NEVER **@@ Rated G • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach OMG!! A surprisingly fun film about commerce and celebrity in the age of information overload.

THE KING’S SPEECH **** Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach, San Marco Theatre Colin Firth and Geoffrey Rush deliver Oscar-worthy performances in this uplifting based-on-real-life tale.

LITTLE FOCKERS *G@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square When Greg Focker’s (Ben Stiller) father-in-law Jack (Robert De Niro) wants to pick a successor as head-of-clan, he wonders if Greg can cut it.

THE MECHANIC G@@@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach This needless remake of the 1972 Charles Bronson action flick stars Jason Statham and Ben Foster as two hitmen is damaged beyond repair.

AREA THEATERS AMELIA ISLAND Carmike Amelia Island 7, 1132 S. 14th St., 261-9867 ARLINGTON & REGENCY AMC Regency 24, 9451 Regency Square Blvd., 264-3888 BAYMEADOWS & MANDARIN Regal Avenues 20, 9525 Philips Highway, 538-3889 BEACHES Regal Beach Blvd. 18, 14051 Beach Blvd., 992-4398 FIVE POINTS 5 Points Theatre, 1028 Park St., 359-0047 NORTHSIDE Hollywood River City 14, River City Marketplace, 12884 City Center Blvd., 757-9880

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ORANGE PARK AMC Orange Park 24, 1910 Wells Road, (888) AMC-4FUN Carmike Fleming Island 12, 1820 Town Center Blvd., 621-0221 SAN MARCO San Marco Theatre, 1996 San Marco Blvd., 396-4845 SOUTHSIDE Cinemark Tinseltown, 4535 Southside Blvd., 998-2122 ST. AUGUSTINE Epic Theatres, 112 Theatre Drive, 797-5757 IMAX Theater, World Golf Village, 940-IMAX Pot Belly’s, 36 Granada St., 829-3101

NO STRINGS ATTACHED Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher star in director Ivan Reitman’s wickedly funny, raunchy rom-com about a couple learning that being “friends with benefits” is harder than it looks.

PATIALA HOUSE Film not rated or reviewed • AMC Regency Square This Bollywood import from writer-director Nikhil Advani is the story of a Sikh man in London who tries to save his family’s reputation, with the help of a new love in his life.

THE RITE ***@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Though we wonder what possessed Anthony Hopkins to star in this supernatural thriller, he rises to the occasion in the story about exorcism in contemporary times.

THE ROOMMATE **G@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach College gal Sara (Minka Kelly) discovers she has the roommate from hell in the form of the psycho Rebecca (Leighton Meester).

SANCTUM **G@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach, IMAX Theatre Reviewed in this issue.

SEASON OF THE WITCH **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Regency Square This fantasy flick stars Nicolas Cage and Ron Perlman swashbuckling in medieval Europe.

TANGLED **G@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Mandy Moore, Ron Perlman, Laraine Newman and Brad Garrett lend voice to the animated update on Princess Rapunzel and her unruly locks.

TRON: LEGACY *G@@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square Sequel to the pioneering 1982 Disney sci-fi flick.

TRUE GRIT **** Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach The Coen Brothers’ film revives an epic Western story of family justice.

YOGI BEAR 3D **@@ Rated PG • AMC Regency Square, Hollywood River City The lovable ursine in 3D — no picnic basket is safe. ***@

OTHER FILMS 5 POINTS THEATRE “The Secret to a Happy Ending,” a Drive-By Truckers documentary, screens at 9 p.m. on Feb. 15 at 5 Points Theatre, 1028 Park St., Jacksonville. “Blue Valentine” screens at 7 p.m. on Feb. 15 and 16, at 9:15 p.m. on Feb. 16 and 8:30 p.m. on Feb. 17. Oscar-nominated short films screen at 7 p.m. on Feb. 18, 22 and 24. Oscar-nominated short animated films run at 7 p.m. on Feb. 19 and 23 and 3 p.m. on Feb. 20.

“The Shining” shows at 11:30 p.m. on Feb. 18, at 7 p.m. on Feb. 20. Friday Night at the Movies is held at 6:30 p.m. on Feb. 21. 359-0047.

POT BELLY’S CINEMA “The Social Network,” “Conviction,” “Red,” “How Do You Know” and “Fair Game” are shown at Pot Belly’s, 36 Granada St., St. Augustine. 829-3101.

WGHOF IMAX THEATER “Sanctum 3D” is screened along with “Sea Monsters,” at World Golf Hall of Fame Village, 1 World Golf Place, Exit 323 off I-95, St. Augustine. 940-IMAX. worldgolfimax.com

NEW ON DVD & BLU-RAY PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2 This spooky ghostbuster of a sequel has Kristi (sister of Katie from the original film) and her family tormented by an evil spirit.

IT’S KIND OF A FUNNY STORY Based on Ned Vizzini’s 2006 novel, this bittersweet film is about a suicidal teen (Keir Gilchrist) and his experience in a Brooklyn psych ward.

FOR COLORED GIRLS Tyler Perry’s adaptation of Ntozake Shange’s groundbreaking 1975 play.

WITHNAIL AND I Director Bruce Robinson’s (“The Killing Fields”) low-key cult comedy classic set in late-’60s Britain.

STRANGERS ON A TRAIN Alfred Hitchcock’s 1951 masterpiece about a tennis pro and rich rogue who plot to each murder the other’s wife.

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Pick of Destiny

Guitar whiz Tommy Emmanuel joins this year’s Great Guitar Gathering GREAT GUITAR GATHERING featuring TOMMY EMMANUEL and BARRY GREENE Friday, Feb. 25 at 7:30 p.m.

The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville Tickets are $23.50 355-2787

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ommy Emmanuel holds a unique place among guitar players these days: an innovator who’s also locked firmly in the tradition of past masters. The 55-year-old is part lyrical virtuoso who can turn an emotive phrase with the best of them, and part master showman, displaying the zeal of a carnie barker. One can easily rhapsodize about this two-time Grammy nominee, but the bottom line is that he knows he’s good. Emmanuel is this year’s featured artist at the Great Guitar Gathering, an annual celebration of finger-pickin’ and fast frettin’ that raises funds for Douglas Anderson School of the Arts guitar department. The 18th annual concert features Emmanuel along with fellow jazz-shredder Barry Greene and 50 students from DASOTA’s guitar orchestra.

Born and raised in Australia, Emmanuel was something of a prodigy, playing professionally in the family band by age nine. So busy were young Tommy and his brother Phil that the authorities had to track them down and order their dad to send them to school. Appearances at string of talent contests in his teens garnered Emmanuel a national reputation Down Under, and he was soon in demand as a session player.

His stint as a lead player with a few notable Aussie bands came to a halt in 1987, when he decided to pursue a solo career. Since then, he’s

Tommy Emmanuel’s style is firmly rooted in the popular, universally accepted three-finger-picking technique associated with iconic guitarists Merle Travis and Chet Atkins.

Standard stuff, but Tommy Emmanuel is unsurpassed in his sheer virtuosity.

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worked with a virtual hall of fame of musicians and producers, not to mention guitar greats, ranging from Doc Watson to Eric Clapton.

At the end of the 2000 Summer Olympics, Emmanuel was in the enviable position of playing before an estimated 2.8 billion viewers, as a soloist during the closing ceremonies.

Six Strings That Drew Blood: The acclaimed Aussie guitarslinger Tommy Emmanuel.

Tommy Emmanuel’s style is firmly rooted in the popular, universally accepted threefinger-picking technique associated with iconic guitarists Merle Travis and Chet Atkins.

The style involves the player’s picking hand acting as a one-man band, with the thumb providing an even bass accompaniment, while the melody and harmony are played by the index and middle fingers. Standard stuff, but Tommy Emmanuel is unsurpassed in his sheer virtuosity, tackling any number of genres and exhibiting an eerie capability to perform a slew of parts simultaneously.

Folio Weekly tuned up a few questions via email and Emmanuel was kind enough to play along.

T.E.: Of course. When I play the electric in a band situation, I try to think like I’m the lead singer when I’m playing melody. When I play acoustic, I try to think like the singer and the band at the same time.

Folio Weekly: How do you approach a solo arrangement for guitar? Will any song lend itself or are there particulars?

Tommy Emmanuel: Firstly, I listen carefully to the song I’m making an arrangement of and make sure that I’ve got the melody right. Then I look for the best key to play the song in, so that I may have as many open notes and nice harmonies as possible in the arrangement. I also try to find alternative chords against the melody to keep it interesting and different.

I don’t believe that any song will lend itself to a solo guitar arrangement — for instance, [Baha Men’s 2000 goofy hit] “Who Let The Dogs Out?”

F.W.: What current players do you see carrying the guitar forward?

T.E: I see a lot of creative young people all over the world these days. I think we are all watching and waiting for the next extraordinarily gifted person to appear.

Speaking for myself, I think Joe Robinson from Australia is one of the brightest young stars on the horizon.

F.W.: Do you differentiate your approach from acoustic to electric?

F.W.: Chet Atkins came to classical playing a bit late in his career. How has classical guitar affected your approach?

T.E.: I really fell in love with classical guitar when I was in my late teens. I still don’t play classical very well, but I love listening to people who can play it really well. I don’t think classical guitar has affected my approach in any way. I still try to approach playing songs like a singer.

F.W.: To what music or players do you suggest an aspiring guitarist or any musician, for that matter, pay attention?

T.E.: You have to find what music moves you and inspires you — because what you need most of all is to be inspired.

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Praise God I’m Satisfied: Jorma Kaukonen of the celebrated blues band Hot Tuna.

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Legendary guitarist Jorma Kaukonen celebrates 40 years of Hot Tuna HOT TUNA BLUES with CHARLIE MUSSELWHITE and JIM LAUDERDALE Sunday, Feb. 27 at 8 p.m.

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hen guitarist Jorma Kaukonen and bassist Jack Casady decided to quit Jefferson Airplane to devote their energies to playing the blues, it may have seemed like a suicide mission. By 1969, the Airplane were flying high above their peers, having enjoyed massive hits with “Somebody to Love” and “White Rabbit” while scoring a sort of hippie trifecta by appearing at the three most legendary festivals in rock history: Monterey Pop, Woodstock and the scene-killing mess at Altamont.

But 40 years after that departure, the pair’s decision to leave the Airplane to form the blues unit Hot Tuna seems not just prescient but rather noble. Through various lineups, Hot Tuna have gotten a solid reputation for stellar live performances. The band’s current roster includes longtime mandolinist Barry Mitterhoff and drummer Skoota Warner, joined by blues harp player Charlie Musslewhite and singer-songwriter Jim Lauderdale, for their forthcoming gig at The Florida Theatre.

Folio Weekly recently spoke to the 70-yearold Kaukonen about surviving and thriving with the blues.

Folio Weekly: You’ve kind of come full circle, from being a young man admiring blues legend Skip James to being the same age as he was when he had his revival in the ’60s and still did some great work.

Jorma Kaukonen: Well, that’s very flattering.

You can only hope that is going to be true for all of us. I like to think [our music] has a timeless element to it in the same way that James and all of these great artists we have so much love and respect for. I don’t want to be too demeaning about this and I’m not really into pop music, so I don’t really know what I’m talking about [laughs], but I just don’t see Lady Gaga at age 70 having a resurgence.

F.W.: Do you think the thrill you had in your youth discovering a song by Bo Carter or Jimmy Rodgers has fundamentally changed in the information age?

J.K.: That’s a good question and I’m not really sure I’m qualified to answer it. I think that on the one hand, the stuff that’s available to us is good if you know what you’re looking for. On the other hand, what I see is entertainment. I just don’t see content in that music that’s going to find relevance to most people on down the line. But I am sure there are kids out there that are having the same experience you and I had, but they gotta search through a lot of tall grass to get there.

F.W.: You’ve dodged a lot of proverbial and literal bullets with the lifestyle. Would you mind talking about the work you and Jack do with the substance abuse counseling program Road Recovery?

J.K.: Not at all. I’m a recovering alcoholic, that’s not a secret. I’m so fortunate that I was able to survive

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“I just don’t see Lady Gaga at age 70 having a resurgence.” that; many of my friends and contemporaries didn’t, and a lot of other people don’t. That’s just the way it is. But I’ve done some work with Road Recovery and found the kids that I met through them to be incredibly inspirational to me. These kids have an awareness of addiction and nothing could have been further from my mind when I was their age. So the fact that we have education at least gives people a chance if they have a problem.

Statistically, the chances of people recovering is not great. But at least there is a chance.

F.W.: The last time Hot Tuna played at The Florida Theater, an overzealous fan kept yelling “Hot F*ckin’ Tuna!” How can Northeast Florida make our amends to Hot Tuna?

J.K.: I tell you what, Northeast Florida doesn’t need to make any amends to us. It’s a funny phenomenon. On the one hand, as an entertainer you go, “God, I wish I had a million of those guys” … and on the other hand, you go, “God, I wish that guy could actually listen to what I’m doing.” I guess what it is would be some guy reliving the soundtrack of his life [chuckles] or something like that at your expense.

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It takes two to tango (and do the Bossa Nova!): Potent popsters Monica da Silva and Chad Alger.

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Monica da Silva keeps busy with her rhythmic blend of bossa nova and pop MONICA da SILVA From 7-9:30 p.m. every Thur. at Matthew’s Restaurant, 2107 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville, 396-9922 From 5-8 p.m. every Sun. at The Tasting Room Wines & Tapas, 25 Cuna St., St. Augustine, 810-2400

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onica da Silva is pretty excited to be living in Northeast Florida. Before settling in the San Marco area a year-and-a-half ago, she was living in Chicago. “I was just getting so sick of the winters,” the Michigan-born, BrazilianAmerican songstress admits during a recent interview. “Playing live music in Chicago would kind of slow down during the cold months.” da Silva settled on Jacksonville for its warmth and because it’s the hometown of her guitarist, songwriting partner and boyfriend, Chad Alger. With their latest self-funded effort, “Brasilissima,” (monicadasilva.com) a mix of bossa nova and indie pop sung in both English and Portuguese, the duo is taking self-promotion seriously. During the day, da Silva and Alger are busy licensing their songs for commercial use while they’re also recording and producing.

At night, they play in several venues around Northeast Florida — a regular Sunday night gig at The Tasting Room in St. Augustine, Thursday nights at Matthew’s Restaurant in Jacksonville and various shows at places like Wine Warehouse, Casa Marina and an upcoming performance on Feb. 26 at the Art 2011 Fiesta in New Smyrna Beach. da Silva and Alger have also had some success on local radio shows. WJCT’s Melissa Ross has been playing “Brasilissima” (da Silva says it’s a word she invented to mean “Really Brazilian” or “Beautiful Brazilian”) on her show “First Coast Connect.” And one of their biggest supporters, David Luckin, has given the duo plenty of airtime on his WJCT radio show “Electro Lounge.”

“We have really similar tastes in world music,” da Silva explains of the longtime DJ. Though da Silva was born and raised in the Midwest, she spent plenty of time in her mother’s hometown of Belem, Brazil, an equatorial city on the banks of the Amazon

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River. “I grew up in two different worlds,” says the twentysomething da Silva. “I really draw from the two cultures when I write. It’s helped me create my own sound.”

Inspired by language (she speaks English, Portuguese and Spanish, as well as some Italian and French), travel (a lot of her Brazilian family, including her concert pianist aunt, live in Paris) and a musical family (her mom was always playing the standards — jazz, The Beatles, classical, Simon and Garfunkel, Astrud Gilberto), da Silva’s sound is a fusion of indie pop and bossa nova, a Brazilian style of music that originated in Rio de Janeiro in the late ’50s.

Bossa nova was less evident on her first album, 2007’s “Miles From Nowhere.”

“I played in an indie pop band in Chicago before I started focusing on my Brazilian heritage,” da Silva explains. “It was a conscious evolution to change my sound.”

So far, da Silva has found more success in a niche genre. “Indie pop is such a broad spectrum. Brazilian is much more narrow,” she says. When da Silva met Alger three years ago, he encouraged her to follow her roots and do something with all of the songs she’d been writing, so the duo took off for places like Austin, Texas and Norwalk, Conn., to showcase their new sound.

Now happy in Jacksonville, da Silva spends her days on the computer — looking for and managing licensing deals for the couple’s music.

She’s found some success. Songs from both albums have been featured on an Asian Walmart commercial and on television shows like MTV’s “The Real World,” Planet Green’s “Renovation Nation,” Style Network’s “How Do I Look?” and Travel Channel’s “Extreme Resorts.”

Not one to sit around, Monica da Silva’s already writing and recording songs for a third CD. “We’re always working on something,” she admits. “We just want to keep promoting our second CD heavily. I’m always on the phone with some magazine, trying to get media attention. It’s not going to happen on its own.”

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BELMONT & JONES The blues duo of Charlie Engstrom and Carrie Hamby plays at 8 p.m. on Feb. 15 at European Street CafĂŠ, 1704 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10.

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WILL PEARSALL The bluesy singer-songwriter performs at 7 p.m. on Feb. 16 at Ragtime Tavern, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 241-7877.

TED PEARCE This contemporary Messianic vocalist performs at 7 p.m. on Feb. 16 at Hineni Messianic Fellowship, 1797 Old Moultrie Road, Ste. 102, St. Augustine. 827-9731.

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HER & KINGS COUNTY, HONEYBLUE, WHETHERMAN The roots rock starts at 8 p.m. on Feb. 16 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $8. 398-7496.

AMY GRANT & MICHAEL W. SMITH These contemporary gospel acts perform at 8 p.m. on Feb. 16 at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $36.50-$76.50.

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RADDICAL SABBATICAL, THE MOON CHEESE BABIES, BABY BIRDS DON’T DRINK MILK These delightfully named indie rockers play at 8 p.m. on Feb. 16 at Shantytown Pub, 22 W. Sixth St., Jacksonville. 798-8222.

JUST LIKE GENTLEMEN, THE MURDER AND THE HARLOT, OH MANHATTAN, A CALL FOR KYLIE, ALL IN HONOR These local rockers hit the stage at 6 p.m. on Feb. 17 at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850.

LEON REDBONE The quirky troubadour performs at 7 p.m. on Feb. 17 at Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, 1050 N. A1A N., Ponte Vedra Beach. Advance tickets are $29; $35 day of show. 209-0367.

DURGA DAS & MIRA Internationally renowned vocalist Durga Das leads a kirtan at 7:30 p.m. on Feb. 17 at Ananda Kula, 4154 Herschel St., Jacksonville. 680-7344.

HIS NAME WAS IRON This night of HC punk starts at 8 p.m. on Feb. 17 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville.

Advance tickets are $5. 398-7496.

QUIET SCIENCE, THE DECOUR Faith-based rock starts at 7 PAUL GEMERIA This singer-songwriter performs at 8 p.m. on p.m. on Feb. 19 at Murray Hill Theatre, 932 Edgewood Ave. S., Feb. 17 at Dog Star Tavern, 10 N. Second St., Fernandina Beach.

Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $8; $10 day of show. 388-3179.

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SIR REAL, LIVICATION, NORTHE, FIGHT FOR FIRST, LYNDSAY PRUETT & GALEN KIPAR The Americana musicians Fiction 20 Down/Bubbly Joe FINISH IT OFF This evening of original local rock starts at 7 p.m. play at 8:30 p.m. on Feb. 17 at European Street CafÊ, 1704 San on Feb. 19 at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville.

Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10. 399-1740.

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 18 Tickets are $10. 223-9850.

COMMON ENEMIES with DJ SP and DJ NATURAL LARRY MANGUM, MINDY SIMMONS, JOE MARK The singerThe dubstep electronic music kicks off at 10 p.m. on Feb. 17 songwriters play at 7 p.m. on Feb. 19 at European Street, 5500 at Two Hundred Lounge, 200 Anastasia Blvd., St. Augustine.

Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10. 399-1740.

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JUSTIN FREEMAN, GORDON KINGSTON, THE LAST OF JOHNNY WINTER, PEPPERDRIVE Legendary bluesman Winter SATURDAY FEBRUARY 19 WHAT’S LEFT These indie acts play at 8 p.m. on Feb. 19 at Jack plays at 8 p.m. on Feb. 18 at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are Beach. Advance tickets are $20. 246-2473. $8. 398-7496.

DEEDEE LAUX This singer-songwriter is on at 7 p.m. on Feb. 18 CHUCK NASH BAND / FUNKAFFLICTION YANCY CLEGG PROJECT, FUNKAFFLICTION, CHUCK NASH at Three Layers Cafe, 1602 Walnut St., Jacksonville. 355-9791.

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ATLANTIC, AGLACIA, NOBODY ON LAND These faith-based The Excision Tour featuring ASTARI NITE The dark synth-pop band plays at 9 p.m. on Feb. rockers perform at 7 p.m. on Feb. 18 at Murray Hill Theatre, 932 19 at CafĂŠ 331, 331 W. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. 354-1999.

Edgewood Ave. S., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $8; $10 day ANITSERUM/DOWNLINK GOLIATH FLORES The multi-instrumentalist is on at noon on Feb. of show. 388-3179.

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HARROW, WAIGHTSTILL AVERY, GORGEOUS, KISS THE VOID, HAULOVER DRIVE Jax Beach’s Haulover Drive plays at 6 p.m.

OSCAR MIKE The indie and punk start at 8 p.m. on Feb. 18 at FRIDAY FEBRUARY 25 on Feb. 20 at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville.

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THE INDEPENDENTS, VIVA LE VOX These punks play promptly HONEY BLUE This Americana band performs at 8 p.m. on Feb. at 8 p.m. on Feb. 20 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., 18 at Dog Star Tavern, 10 N. Second St., Fernandina Beach.

Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $8. 398-7496.

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OZZY OSBOURNE, SLASH The hard rock legends perform at CHROMA Local jam band faves Chroma play at 4 p.m. on Feb. 7:30 p.m. on Feb. 22 at Veterans Memorial Arena, 300 Randolph 19 at Ananda Kula, 4154 Herschel St., Jacksonville. 680-7344.

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AVONDALE, ORTEGA

BRICK RESTAURANT, 3585 St. Johns Ave., 387-0606 Duet every Wed. Goliath Flores and Sam Rodriguez every Thur.

Bush Doctors every 1st Fri. & Sat. Live jazz every Fri. & Sat. THE CASBAH CAFE, 3628 St. Johns Ave., 981-9966 Goliath Flores every Wed. 3rd Bass every Sun. Live music every Mon. ECLIPSE, 4219 St. Johns Ave., 387-3582 DJ Keith spins for Karaoke every Tue. DJ Free spins ’80s & ’90s vintage every Fri. DJ Dave Berg spins dance every Sat. DJ Alex pagan spins goth industrial & dark wave every Sun. ELEVATED AVONDALE, 3551 St. Johns Ave., 387-0700 Karaoke with Dave Thrash every Wed. DJ 151 spins hip hop, R&B, funk, soul & old-school every Thur. Live music every weekend. DJ Catharsis spins lounge beats every 1st & 4th Sat. Patrick Evan & Co-Alition every Industry Sun. TOM & BETTY’S, 4409 Roosevelt Blvd., 387-3311 Live music every Fri. Karaoke at 8 p.m. every Sat.

BAYMEADOWS

THE COFFEE GRINDER, 9834 Old Baymeadows Rd., 642-7600 DJ Albert Adkins spins house every Wed. DJs spin progressive & electro house every Thur. DJ Michael Stumbaugh spins electro house & progressive breaks every Sat. MY PLACE BAR-N-GRILL, 9550 Baymeadows Rd., 737-5299 Out of Hand every Mon. Rotating bands every other Tue. & Wed. OASIS GRILL & CHILL, 9551 Baymeadows Rd., 748-9636

Phat Chants: Vocalist Durga Das and Mira lead a kirtan on Feb. 17 at 7:30 p.m. at Ananda Kula, 4154 Herschel St., Jacksonville. A kirtan, a traditional call-and-response chanting of many Eastern beliefs, is gaining popularity in the West. 680-7344.

DJs Stan and Mike Bend spin every Feel Good Fri. TERA NOVA, 8206 Philips Hwy., 733-8085 DJ Jose de la Soul spins salsa, hustle and freestyle every Latin Thur. DJs spin hip hop every Fri. DJs Leland & Marc-E-Marc spin top 40 & house every Evolution Sat. DJ Leland McWilliams spins for South Beach Friday every 2nd Fri. Reggae Fanatic is held every 3rd Fri.

BEACHES

(In Jax Beach unless otherwise noted) THE ATLANTIC, 333 N. First St., 249-3338 The Infader spins every Wed. DJ Wes Reed spins every Thur. DJ Jade spins old wave & ’80s retro, SilverStar spins hip hop every Fri. DJ Wes Reed spins ’80s, old school, remixes & mashups, Capone spins top 40 & dance faves every Sat. BEACHSIDE SEAFOOD, 120 S. Third St., 444-8862 Kurt Lanham sings classical island music every Fri.-Sun.

BILLY’S BOATHOUSE, 2321 Beach Blvd., 241-9771 Johnston Duo from 6-10 p.m. on Feb. 18. Kurt Lanham on Feb. 19. Live music at 5:30 p.m. every Thur., from 6-10 p.m. every Fri. & Sat., noon-4 p.m. every Sun., weather permitting every weekend THE BRASSERIE, 1312 Beach Blvd., 249-5800 Live music every Wed. & Thur.

BRIX TAPHOUSE, 300 N. Second St., 241-4668 DJ Anonymous every Mon., Tue. & Thur. Live music every Wed. DJ IBay every Fri. & Sat. Charlie Walker every Sun. CARIBBEE KEY, 100 N. First St., Neptune Beach, 270-8940 Freeze Frame on Feb. 18 & 19. Alex Seier every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. CASA MARINA, 691 First St. N., 270-0025 The Johnston Duo at 6:30 p.m. every Tue. in the penthouse & at 6:30 p.m. every Wed. in the courtyard COPPER TOP, 1712 Beach Blvd., 249-4776 Charlie Walker from 7-10 p.m. on Feb. 16. Chuck Nash from 7-9 p.m. on Feb. 17. Ivey

Brothers from 7-11 on Feb. 18. Rick Arcusa Trio from 7-11 p.m. on Feb. 19. Craig Odom from 7-10 p.m. on Feb. 20 CULHANE’S IRISH PUB, 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 249-9595 Gates of Eden at 7:30 p.m. on Feb. 18. Johnston Duo at 6 p.m., Jax Pipes & Drum at 7:30 p.m., Karaoke at 10 p.m. on Feb. 19. Michael Funge at 6:30 p.m. on Feb. 20. Just Jazz Quintet at 7 p.m. on Feb. 22. Mother Grove at 9:30 p.m. on Feb. 25w.

Live music every Fri. & Sat. DICK’S WINGS & GRILL, 311 Third St. N., 853-5004 John Earle Band from 9:30 p.m.-1 a.m. on Feb. 18. Charlie Walker Band at 9:30 p.m. on Feb. 19 ENGINE 15 BREWING COMPANY, 1500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 217, 249-2337 Live music every Thur.

EUROPEAN STREET, 992 Beach Blvd., 249-3001 Acoustic open mic with John Longbottom from 6-9 p.m. every Tue. FIONN MACCOOL’S IRISH PUB, 333 First St. N., 242-9499 Live music every Tue.-Sun. THE FISH COMPANY, 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 12, Atlantic Beach, 246-0123 Lou Parisi from 6-9 p.m. every Tue. FLY’S TIE IRISH PUB, 177 E. Sailfish Dr., Atlantic Beach, 246-4293 Nate Holley every Mon. Wes Cobb every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. King Eddie reggae every Sun. FREEBIRD LIVE, 200 N. First St., 246-2473 Iration, Ballyhoo, Fiction 20 and Bubbly Joe on Feb. 16. Johnny Winter and Pepperdrive on Feb. 18. Yancy Clegg Project, Funkaffliction and Chuck Nash Band on Feb. 19. The Excision Tour with Antiserum and Downlink on Feb. 22 ISLAND GIRL CIGAR BAR, 108 First St., Neptune Beach, 372-0943 Live music at 9:30 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. LYNCH’S IRISH PUB, 514 N. First St., 249-5181 Peter Dearing Band on Feb. 18 & 19. Split Tone at 10:30 p.m. every Tue. Nate Holley Band every Wed. Live music every Fri. & Sat. Video DJ and Karaoke every Sun. Little Green Men every Mon. MAYPORT TAVERN, 2775 Old Mayport Rd., Atlantic Beach, 270-0801 Kurt Lanham at 2 p.m. every Sun. DJ Jason hosts Karaoke at 9 p.m. every Wed., Fri. & Sat. MELLOW MUSHROOM, 1018 N. Third St., Ste. 2, 246-1500 kLoB on Feb. 16. Witz End on Feb. 17. Lovechunk on Feb. 18. Ivey Brothers on Feb. 19. Bread & Butter on Feb. 23 MEZZA LUNA, 110 First St., Neptune Beach, 249-5573 UNF Jazz at 6 p.m. every Wed. Mike Shackelford and Rick Johnston at 6 p.m. every Thur.

MIMI’S SPORTS GRILLE, 1021 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 270-1030 DJ Dennis Hubbell spins & hosts Karaoke at 8 p.m. every Thur. & Fri.

MOJO KITCHEN, 1500 Beach Blvd., 247-6636 The Insomniacs on Feb. 25. Larry Keel on Feb. 26 MONKEY’S UNCLE TAVERN & LIQUOR STORE, 1850 S. Third St., 246-1070 Domenic Patruno at 10 p.m. every Tue. Little Green Men Duo at 10 p.m. every Thur. DJ Papa Sugar spins dance music at 9 p.m. every Mon. & Fri. DJ Austin Williams spins dance & for Karaoke every Wed., Sat. & Sun. NORTH BEACH BISTRO, 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 6, Atlantic Beach, 372-4105 Live music every Thur.-Sat. OCEAN 60, 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 247-0060 PACO’S MEXICAN GRILL, 333 N. First St., 208-5097 Live music at 9 p.m. every Thur.

PHILLY’S FINEST, 1527 N. Third St., 241-7188 Ian & Steve (Hello Danger) every Fri. RAGTIME TAVERN, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 241-7877 Will Pearsall on Feb. 16. Rick Arcusa Band on Feb. 17.

A1A North on Feb. 18 & 19. Vinnie on Feb. 20 RITZ LOUNGE & PACKAGE, 139 Third Ave. N., 246-2255 DJ Jenn Azana every Wed.-Sat. DJ Ibay every Sun. STICKY FINGERS, 363 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 241-7427 Live music 3-7 p.m. every Sun. SUN DOG, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach, 241-8221 Buck Smith on Feb. 16. Park Street on Feb. 17. Mr. Natural on Feb. 18 & 19. Wes Cobb on Feb. 20. Vinnie on Feb. 21 THE WINE BAR, 320 N. First St., 372-0211 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

DOWNTOWN

CAFE 331, 331 W. Forsyth St., 354-1999 Astari Nite at 9 p.m. on Feb. 19. Acoustic open mic 9 p.m.-2 a.m. every Tue. Live music 9 p.m.-2 a.m. every Wed. & Fri. Factory Jax’s gothindustrial 9 p.m.-2 a.m. every Sat. Underground 9 p.m.-2 a.m. every Mon. CITY HALL PUB, 234 Randolph Blvd., 356-6750 DJ Skillz spins Motown, old school, hip hop & R&B jams every Wine Down Wed. Live music every Thur. Smooth Jazz Lunch at 11 a.m., Latin music at 9 p.m. every first Fri.; Ol’ Skool every last Fri. A DJ spins classic R&B, hip hop & dance every Saturdaze. Live reggae & DJs spin island music every Sun. Joel Crutchfield for open mic every Mon. Live music every Tues.

DE REAL TING CAFE, 128 W. Adams St., 633-9738 DJs Mix Master Prince, Pete, Stylish, Big Bodie play reggae, calypso, R&B, hip hop and top 40 every Fri. & Sat. DIVE BAR, 331 E. Bay St., 359-9090 DJ NickFresh spins every

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Tue. Indie Lounge. DJ SuZi-Rok spins every Thigh-High Thur. DJ Trim spins top 40, dance & rock every Fri. DJ Shanghai spins top 40, dance & rock every Sat. THE JACKSONVILLE LANDING, 2 Independent Dr. Live music on Feb. 19 & 20 THE IVY ULTRA BAR, 113 E. Bay St., 356-9200 DJs 151 The Experience & C-Lo spin every Rush Hour Wed. DJ E.L. spins top 40, South Beach & dance classics every Pure Sat. MARK’S DOWNTOWN, 315 E. Bay St., 355-5099 DJ Massive spins top 40 & dance every Velvet Fri. DJ Shotgun spins top 40 & dance every BayStreet Sat. MAVERICKS ROCK N’HONKY TONK, The Jacksonville Landing, 356-1110 Lee Brice and local band Brethren (former Yankee Slickers) on Feb. 25. Bobby Laredo spins every Thur. & Sat. Saddle Up every Sat. NORTHSTAR SUBSTATION, 119 E. Bay St., 860-5451 Karaoke at 9 p.m. every Sat. THE PEARL, 1101 N. Main St., 791-4499 DJs Tom P. & Ian S. spin ’80s & indie dance every Fri. DJ Ricky spins indie rock, hip hop & electro every Sat. POPPY LOVE SMOKE, 112 E. Adams St., 354-1988 Lil John Lumpkin, Stefano Di Bella & Lawrence Buckner every Wed. & Fri. Open mic every 2nd & 4th Sun. ZODIAC GRILL, 120 W. Adams St., 354-8283 Eric Carter and DJ Al Pete every Fri.

FLEMING ISLAND

ALLSTARS SPORTS BAR, 2223 C.R. 220, 264-3322 DG BG Wed., Fri. & Sat. Dave Massey every Thur. & Sun. Open mic every Mon. MELLOW MUSHROOM, 1800 Town Center Blvd., 541-1999 John Earle on Feb. 16 & 23. Thirsty on Feb. 17. Wes Cobb on Feb. 18. Nate Holley on Feb. 19. Service Industry nite every Tue. Live music every Fri. & Sat. MERCURY MOON, 2015 C.R. 220, 215-8999 DJ Ty spins for ladies’ nite every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. Buck Smith Project every Mon. Blistur unplugged every Wed. ROCKIN RODZ, 2574 C.R. 220, 276-2000 David Milam from 7-10 p.m. every Thur. & Fri. Live music every Thur.-Sat. Talent Nite every Sat. WHITEY’S FISH CAMP, 2032 C.R. 220, 269-4198 Brad Carlisle Band on Feb. 17. Richard Smith at 5 p.m., Something Distant at 9:30 p.m. on Feb. 18. Reggie Lee at 5 p.m., Something Distant at 9:30 p.m. on Feb. 19. Live music on the deck at 5 p.m. every Sun.

INTRACOASTAL WEST

BREWSTER’S PIT, 14003 Beach Blvd., Ste. 3, 223-9850 Just Like Gentlemen, The Murder & The Harlot, Oh Manhattan, A Call For Kylie, All In Honor on Feb. 17. Sir Real, Livication, Northe, Fight For First and Finish It Off on Feb. 19. Haulover Drive on Feb. 20.

BREWSTER’S PUB, 14003 Beach Blvd., Ste. 3, 223-9850 Throwback Tue. features ’70s, ’80s & top 40. Open mic with CBH every Wed. Karaoke with DJ Randal every Thur. Live music every Thur., Fri. & Sat. A DJ spins every Mon. BRUCCI’S PIZZA, 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 36, 223-6913 Mike Shackelford at 6:30 p.m. every Sat. Brucci’s Live with Mike Shackelford at 6:30 p.m. every Mon. CLIFF’S BAR & GRILLE, 3033 Monument Rd., 645-5162 Blistur on Feb. 17. Ruckus on Feb. 18 & 19. Karaoke every Tue. DJ Kevin for ladies nite every Wed. Karaoke with DJ Jack at 9 p.m. every Sun. Live music every Thur., Fri. & Sat. JERRY’S SPORTS GRILLE & STEAKHOUSE, 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 22, 220-6766 Live music outside for Bike Night every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. YOUR PLACE BAR & GRILL, 13245 Atlantic Blvd., 221-9994 Chuck Nash every Tue. Simply Righteous every Wed.

JULINGTON, NW ST. JOHNS COUNTY

HAPPY OURS SPORTS GRILLE, 116 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 101, 683-1964 Live music at 7:30 p.m. every Fri. SHANNON’S IRISH PUB, 111 Bartram Oaks Walk, 230-9670 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

MANDARIN

AW SHUCKS OYSTER BAR & GRILL, 9743 Old St. Augustine Rd., 240-0368 Open mic with John O’Connor from 7-10 p.m. every Wed. Cafe Groove Duo, Jay Terry and John O’Connor, from 8-11 p.m. every Sat. Live music from 9 p.m.-mid. every Sat. CHEERS BAR & GRILL, 11475 San Jose Blvd., 262-4337 Karaoke at 9:30 p.m. every Wed. THE NEW ORLEANS CAFE, 12760 San Jose Blvd., 880-5155 Jazz on the Deck 7-10 p.m. with Sleepy’s Connection every Tue. Open mic with Biker Bob at 7:30 p.m. every Thur. Les B. Fine at 1 p.m. every Reggae Sun. Creekside Songwriters Showcase at 7 p.m. on the last Wed. each month RACK ’EM UP BILLIARDS, 4268 Oldfield Crossing, 262-4030 Craig Hand every Sat. Karaoke at 7 p.m. every Sun. SMITTY’S INTERNET BAR, 3353 Kori Rd., 683-0388 Jukebox

Karaoke at 5 p.m. every Sun. SPECKLED HEN TAVERN & GRILLE, 9475 Philips Hwy., Ste. 16, 538-0811 Live music from 6-9 p.m. every Fri. THE TREE STEAKHOUSE, 11362 San Jose Blvd., 262-0006 The Boril Ivanov Biva Jazz Band from 7-9 p.m. every Thur. David Gum at the piano bar from 7-10 p.m. every Fri.

ORANGE PARK, MIDDLEBURG

CHEERS BAR & GRILL, 1580 Wells Rd., 269-4855 Karaoke at 9:30 p.m. every Wed. & Sat. CRACKERS LOUNGE, 1282 Blanding Blvd., 272-4620 Karaoke every Fri. & Sat. THE HILLTOP, 2030 Wells Rd., 272-5959 John Michael every Wed.-Sat. THE ROADHOUSE, 231 Blanding Blvd., 264-0611 Swerved on Feb. 17. Driven on Feb. 18 & 19. Buck Smith Project every Mon. DJ Waldo every Tue. DJ Papa Sugar every Wed. SENOR WINGS, 700 Blanding Blvd., 375-0746 DJ Andy spins for Karaoke every Wed. DJ Tammy spins for Karaoke every Fri. Live music every Sat. DJ spins for every Mon. S.I. nite

PALATKA

DOWNTOWN BLUES BAR & GRILLE, 714 St. Johns Ave., (386) 325-5454 Mark Johns at 6 p.m. on Feb. 16. Blue Smoke & the Smokin Blue Horns from 8:30 p.m.-12:30 a.m. on Feb. 19.

Lee Kelly from 6-9 p.m. on Feb. 23. Live music at 6 p.m. every Wed. Karaoke at 8 p.m. every Fri. Saturday Night Blues at 8:30 p.m. every Sat. Blues jams at 2 p.m. every Sun.

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AQUA GRILL, 950 Sawgrass Village Dr., 285-3017 Brian Green Duo at 3 p.m. every Sun. on the deck KARMA, 822 A1A N., 834-3942 Stefeyna’s InFocus Duo at 6 p.m. on Feb. 18. Lucas Kates on Feb. 19 NINETEEN AT SAWGRASS, 110 Championship Way, 273-3235 Time2Swing at 6 p.m. every Jazz Thur. Strings of Fire from 6-9 p.m. every Sat. PUSSER’S CARIBBEAN GRILLE, 816 A1A N., Ste. 100, 280-7766 Murray Goff from 6-10 p.m. on Feb. 18. Buck Smith from 7-11 p.m. on Feb. 19. Live music every Thur.-Sun. URBAN FLATS, 330 A1A N., 280-5515 High Tides of Jazz at 7:30 p.m. on Feb. 17. Matt Collins on Feb. 18. John Earle on Feb.

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3 p.m. every Sat. CREEKSIDE DINERY, 160 Nix Boatyard Rd., 829-6113 Live music on deck Wed.-Sun. CRUISERS GRILL, 3 St. George St., 824-6993 Live music every Fri. & Sat. Chelsea Saddler at 3:30 p.m. every Sun. FLORIDA CRACKER CAFE, 81 St. George St., 829-0397 Lonesome Bert & the Skinny Lizard at 5:30 p.m. every Wed. THE FLORIDIAN, 39 Cordova St., 829-0655 Live music every Fri. & Sat. THE GREEN DOLPHIN STREET, 51 Charlotte St., 810-1923 Todd & Molly at 8 p.m. every Thur. Travis Elling at 8 p.m. every Fri. Mike Sweet and Karl with a “K” every Sat. Open Forum with Mike Sweet every Sun. HARRY’S SEAFOOD BAR & GRILLE, 46 Avenida Menendez, 824-7765 Stu Weaver every Mon. HURRICANE PATTY’S, 69 Lewis Blvd., 827-1822 Those Guys every Tue. Karaoke at 8 p.m. every Wed. Soul Survivor: Legendary Texas bluesman Johnny Winter performs along with Billy Buchanan every Thur. Dewey Via Pepperdrive on Feb. 17 at 8 p.m. at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. every Sun. Advance tickets are $20. 246-2473.

JACK’S BARBECUE, 691 A1A Beach Blvd., 460-8100 Jim Essery at 4 p.m. every Sat. Live music every Thur.-Sat. 19. Darren Corlew every Tue. Soulo & Deron Baker every Wed. JOHNNY’S, 3009 N. Ponce de Leon Blvd., 829-8333 Montage features electro, dance & indie every Mon. KINGFISH GRILL, 252 Yacht Club Dr., 824-2111 Live music RIVERSIDE, WESTSIDE every Fri. & Sat. BIRDIE’S CAFE, 1044 Park St., 329-3374 Rotating bands and KING’S HEAD BRITISH PUB, 6460 U.S. 1, 823-9787 Mike DJs every Fri. DJ Tom Pennington every Sat. Sweet from 6-8 p.m. every Thur.

FATKAT NIGHT CLUB, 1187 S. Edgewood Ave., 994-5201 KOZMIC BLUZ PIZZA CAFE & ALE, 48 Spanish St., 825-4805 Waylay plays every ladies nite Thur. Live music & DJ Lavo spinning Live music every Fri., Sat. & Sun. hip hop, rock, reggae, punk & breaks in front room; Caden spins LOCAL HEROES CAFE, 11 Spanish St., 825-0060 Glam punk house, techno, breaks, drum & bass at 9 p.m. every Flashback Fri. rock dance party Radio Hot Elf with DJ Dylan Nirvana from 9 HJ’S BAR & GRILL, 8540 Argyle Forest Blvd., 317-2783 p.m.-2 a.m. every Fri. Karaoke with DJ Ron at 8:30 p.m. every Tue. & DJ Richie at every MARDI GRAS, 123 San Marco Ave., 540-2824 Battle of the Fri. Live music every Sat. Open mic at 8 p.m. every Wed. DJs with Josh Frazetta & Mardi Gras Mike every last Sun. KICKBACKS, 910 King St., 388-9551 Dave Massey every Tue. MEEHAN’S IRISH PUB, 20 Avenida Menendez, 810-1923 Live Ray & Taylor every Thur. Robby Shenk every Sun. music every Fri. & Sat. LOMAX LODGE, 822 Lomax St., 634-8813 Paten Locke spins MI CASA CAFE, 69 St. George St., 824-9317 Chelsea Saddler funk, soul, rock, classics & hip hop on Feb. 25. DJ Dots every Tue. noon-4 p.m. every Mon., Tue. & Thur. Amy Hendrickson every Reggae with Milan da Tin Man every Wed. DJ Christian every Sat. Sun. & Wed. DJ Spencer every Sun. DJ Luminous every Mon. MILL TOP TAVERN & LISTENING ROOM, 19 1/2 St. George METRO, 2929 Plum St., 388-8719 DJ Chadpole every College St., 829-2329 Mike Hart Trio on Feb. 18 & 19. John Winters at 1 Nite Fri. & every Sat. DJ Rico every 2nd & 4th Fri. Karaoke with KJ p.m. on Feb. 20. Will Pearsall every Mon. Vinny Jacobs every Tue. Rob every Sun., Mon. & Tue., 10 p.m.-2 a.m.

Todd & Molly Jones at 9 p.m. every Wed. Colton McKenna at 9 MONROE’S SMOKEHOUSE BBQ, 4838 Highway Ave., p.m. every Thur.

389-5551 Bluegrass Nite every Fri. THE OASIS, 4000 A1A & Ocean Trace, 471-3424 Those Guys THE MURRAY HILL THEATRE, 932 Edgewood Ave., 388-7807 every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. Chris C4Mann every Mon. Sent By Ravens, Rejoice the Awakening, One Less Atlantic, O.C. WHITES, 118 Avenida Menendez, 824-0808 Mike Howard Aglacia and Nobody on Land at 7:30 p.m. on Feb. 18. The Perfect every Mon. & Tue. Rob Peck every Wed. Gary Campbell every Fri. Measure, The Icarus Account, Daybreak, Quiet Science and The & Sat. Scott Sweat every Sun. Decour at 7:30 p.m. on Feb. 19 RHETT’S PIANO BAR & BRASSERIE, 66 Hypolita St., WALKERS, 2692 Post St., 894-7465 Jax Arts Collaborative 825-0502 Live jazz at 7 p.m. every night every Tue. Patrick and Burt every Wed. DJ Jeremiah at 9 p.m.

RING OF FIRE HONKY TONK, 113 Anastasia Blvd., 460-2641 every Thur. Acoustic every Thur.-Sat. Dr. Bill & His Solo Practice of Grandpa’s Cough Medicine on Feb. 25 Music at 5 p.m. every Fri. SANGRIAS PIANO BAR, 35 Hypolita St., 827-1947 Sammy every Tue. Acoustic Soul Searchers every Wed. Jim Asalta every Thur. Jazz trios every Fri. The Housecats every Sat. Sunny & the ST. AUGUSTINE Flashbacks rotate with Soulo every Sun. (In St. Augustine unless otherwise noted) SANTA MARIA, 135 Avenida Menendez, 829-6578 The Fritz at A1A ALE WORKS, 1 King St., 829-2977 Billy Buchanan on Feb. 9:30 p.m. on Feb. 18 17. Christopher Dean on Feb. 18 SCARLETT O’HARA’S, 70 Hypolita St., 824-6535 Battle of the AMICI ITALIAN RESTAURANT, 1915 A1A S., 461-0102 Gary Bands at 8 p.m. every Thur. DJ Echo hosts Karaoke every Mon. Wingard every Thur.

Amy Hendrickson and Battle of the Bands every Thur.

ANN O’MALLEY’S, 23 Orange St., 825-4040 Open mic with THE TASTING ROOM, 25 Cuna St., 810-2400 Live music every Smokin Joe from 7-10 p.m. on Feb. 15. TJ Ward at 6:30 p.m. on night. Brazilian Bossa Nova with Monica da Silva & Chad Alger Feb. 16. Billy Buchanan at 8:30 p.m. on Feb. 18. Strumstick at from 5-8 p.m. every Sun. 8:30 p.m. on Feb. 19. Karaoke on Feb. 20 TINI MARTINI BAR, 24 Avenida Menendez, 829-0928 Jason THE BAR WITH NO NAME, 16 Castillo Dr., 826-1837 Mike Anderson on Feb. 18. Bob Fraioli and Scott Mariash on Feb. 19.

Sweet from 5:30-9:30 p.m. every Fri.; noon-4 p.m. every Sat. Bob Fraioli every Thur. & Sun. TWO HUNDRED LOUNGE, 200 Anastasia Blvd., 342-0378 Live BENITO’S ITALIAN CAFE & PIZZERIA, 155 Hampton Point Dr., music every Thur. & Fri. DJs spin every Sat. & Sun. 230-8292 Live music every Fri. & Sat. ZHANRAS, 108 Anastasia Blvd., 823-3367 Billy Buchanan on THE BRITISH PUB, 213 Anastasia Blvd., 810-5111 Karaoke Feb. 16. Preston Pohl on Feb. 17. Chillulah on Feb. 18. Live music College Party Nite at 9 p.m. on Feb. 17. Karaoke with Jimmy on Feb. 19. Deron Baker & Soulo every Tue. DJ Cep spins ’80s & Jamez on Feb. 18 & 19. Jukebox nite on Feb. 20. Open mic night disco every Sun. Vinny Jacobs open mic every Mon. with Christi Harris at 8:30 p.m. on Feb. 21. Karaoke with Jimmy Jamez at 9 p.m. every Thur. & Sat. ST. JOHNS TOWN CENTER, TINSELTOWN CELLAR UPSTAIRS, San Sebastian Winery, 157 King St., AROMAS CIGARS & WINE BAR, 4372 Southside Blvd., Ste. 826-1594 Ain’t Too Proud 2 Beg at 7 p.m. on Feb. 18. Deron 201, 928-0515 W. Harvey Williams at 7 p.m. every Tue. DJ Royal Baker at 2 p.m., Ain’t Too Proud 2 Beg at 7 p.m. on Feb. 19. Vinny at 8 p.m. every Wed. & Thur. Live music every Wed. & Thur. Latin Jacobs at 2 p.m. on Feb. 20 music & DJ Benz every Fri. Live music & DJ T-Rav every Sat. CHICAGO PIZZA & BAKERY, 107 Natures Walk Pkwy., Ste. THE BRASS MONKEY, 9734 Deerlake Ct., 996-8277 Alex Seier 101, 230-9700 Greg Flowers hosts open-mic and jazz piano from and Ron Rodriguez rotate every acoustic Tue. Live music every 7-10 p.m. every Tue. Live music every Fri. Wed. DJ Fuller spins every Thur. ladies nite. A DJ spins every Jazz COBALT LOUNGE, 95 Cordova St., 810-6810 LoriAnn from 5-9 Fri. Miley on Meth every SIN Mon. p.m. on Feb. 17 THE GRAPE, 10281 Midtown Pkwy., 642-7111 Live music CONCH HOUSE LOUNGE, 57 Comares Ave., 829-8646 LoriAnn every Fri. & Sat. John Earle every Mon. DJ Mikeology spins lounge from 3-7 p.m. on Feb. 18. Brad Newman every Thur. Live music at

from 5-9 p.m. every Thur.

ISLAND GIRL WINE & CIGAR BAR, 7860 Gate Pkwy., Ste. 115, 854-6060 Live jazz from 8:30-11:30 p.m. every Wed. Live music at 9 p.m. every Thur., Fri. & Sat. MELLOW MUSHROOM, 9734 Deer Lake Court, Ste. 1, 997-1955 Charlie Walker on Feb. 17. Ron Rodriguez on Feb. 19.

John Earle on Feb. 20. Aaron Sheeks on Feb. 23. Open mic nite every Tue. Live music every Tue.-Sun. SEVEN BRIDGES GRILLE & BREWERY, 9735 Gate Parkway N., 997-1999 Chuck Nash every Thur. Live music at 10 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. SUITE, 4880 Big Island Dr., 493-9305 DJ Marvel and Blonde Ambition on Feb. 17. DJ KJ and The Knot on Feb. 18. DJ Marvel and The Knot on Feb. 19. DJ Nova on Feb. 21 URBAN FLATS, 9726 Touchton Rd., 642-1488 Live music every Fri. & Sat. WHISKY RIVER, 4850 Big Island Drive, 645-5571 Down Theory every Mon. Live music every Thur. A DJ spins every Fri. & Sat. WILD WING CAFE, 4555 Southside Blvd., 998-9464 Peter Dearing Band every Wed. DJ Chad spins dance every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. De Lions of Jah every Sun.

SAN MARCO, SOUTHBANK

ENDO EXO, 1224 Kings Ave., 396-7733 Paten Locke spins classic boombox, hip hop and tru school every Thur. Reggae every Sun. Open mic with King Ron & T-Roy every Mon. DJ J-Money spins acid jazz, soul, R&B & house every Fri. DJ Manus spins top 40 & dance every Underground Eden; dance & top 40 every Sat. DJ Ian spins every Reggae Sun. EUROPEAN STREET CAFE, 1704 San Marco Blvd., 399-1740 Belmont & Jones (Charlie Engstrom & Carrie Hamby) at 8 p.m. on Feb. 15. Lyndsay Pruett and Galen Kipar at 8:30 p.m. on Feb. 17.

Buskin & Batteau and Castlebay on Feb. 24. Jazz every 2nd Tue. HAVANA-JAX CUBA LIBRE BAR LOUNGE, 2578 Atlantic Blvd., 399-0609 MVP Band from 6-9 p.m., DJs No Fame & Dr. Doom every Wed. Jazz Night every Thur. DJ Stylez every 2nd Thur.

Strings of Fire Band at 7:30 p.m., DJ Omar spins dance every Fri. DJs Harry, Rico & Nestor spin salsa every Sat. JACK RABBITS, 1528 Hendricks Ave., 398-7496 Emarosa, Chiodos, Go Radio and Decoder on Feb. 15. Her & Kings County, Honeyblue, Whetherman on Feb. 16. His Name Was Iron on Feb. 17. Harrow, Waightstill Avery, Stevie D. & The No Shows and Kiss The Void on Feb. 18. Justin Freeman, Gordon Kingston and The Last of What’s Left on Feb. 19. The Independents and Viva Le Vox on Feb. 20.

MATTHEW’S, 2107 Hendricks Ave., 396-9922 Brazilian Bossa Nova with Monica da Silva & Chad Alger at 7 p.m. every Thur.

RIVER CITY BREWING CO., 835 Museum Cir., 398-2299 Open mic with TJ Ward every Tue. DJ G-Man at 8 p.m. every Sat. SQUARE ONE, 1974 San Marco Blvd., 306-9004 Class Act Band from 8:30 p.m.-1 a.m. on Feb. 19. Soul on the Square & Band of Destiny at 8 p.m. every Mon. John Earle Band every Tue. DJs Wes Reed & Matt Caulder spin indie dance & electro every Wed. Split Tone & DJ Comic every Thur. Live music every Fri. DJ Dr. Doom spins at 10 p.m. every Mon.

SOUTHSIDE

CORNER BISTRO & WINE BAR, 9823 Tapestry Park Cir., Ste. 1, 619-1931 Matt “Pianoman” Hall at 8 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. EUROPEAN STREET CAFE, 5500 Beach Blvd., 398-1717 Jazz in the Listening Room on Feb. 15. Special Consensus at 8 p.m. on Feb. 18. Larry Mangum’s Songwriters’ Circle with Mindy Simmons and Joe Mark on Feb. 19. Mardi Gras with JB Scott’s Swingin’ Allstars at 8 p.m. every 1st Mon.

SPRINGFIELD, NORTHSIDE

BOOTS-N-BOTTLES, 12405 N. Main St., Ste. 7, Oceanway, 647-7798 Lift on Feb. 18 & 19. Open mic jam every Wed. Karaoke at 8 p.m. every Thur. A DJ spins every Fri. & Sat. Live music every weekend THE DAMES POINT MARINA, 4518 Irving Rd., 751-3043 Cowford County Band from 2-6 p.m. on Feb. 19 FLIGHT 747 LOUNGE, 1500 Airport Rd., 741-4073 Big Engine every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. ’70s every Tue. SHANTYTOWN PUB, 22 W. Sixth St., 798-8222 Reggae with Milan da Tin Man at 10 p.m. every Tue. DJs Dots & Space Mike every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. SHARKY’S WINGS & GRILL, 12400 Yellow Bluff Rd., Oceanway, 714-0995 Karaoke at 7 p.m. every Wed. & Thur.

DJ Slim Wicked at 9 p.m. every Fri. Live music at 9 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. SKYLINE SPORTSBAR & LOUNGE, 5611 Norwood Ave., 517-6973 Bigga Rankin & Cool Running DJs every Tue. & 1st Sun. The Fusion Band & DJ after 9 p.m. every Thur. A DJ spins every Sat. DJ Scar spins at 9 p.m. every Sun. THREE LAYERS CAFE, 1602 Walnut St., 355-9791 DeeDee Laux at 7 p.m. on Feb. 18. Mark Kroos at 7 p.m. on Feb. 19. Goliath Flores at noon on Feb. 20. Karaoke every Tue. Al Poindexter at noon every Wed., at 7 p.m. every Thur.

3 LIONS SPORTS PUB & GRILL, 2467 Faye Road, Northside, 647-8625 Open mic night at 8 p.m. every Thur. ladies’ nite. Woodie & Wyatt C. every Fri. Live music at 8 p.m. every Sat.

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The Rainbow Connection

Legendary artist Peter Max remains a colorful character in the world of contemporary art PETER MAX Appearing on Saturday, Feb. 19 from 6-9 p.m. and Sunday, Feb. 20 from 1-4 p.m.

R. Roberts Gallery, 3606 St. Johns Ave., Jacksonville, 388-1188 Exhibit on display through Feb. 20

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hen your client list includes the 2006 U.S. Olympic Team, five Super Bowls, the 1994 World Cup, Continental Airlines, the World Series, NBC, seven U.S. presidents, the Indy 500, the New York City Marathon, U.S. Postal Service, Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and the Kentucky Derby, it’s pretty clear you’ve made it.

Peter Max is one of the few artists of the 20th and 21st centuries who can claim that degree of success. His iconic, pop-psychedelic work is familiar to most people, even if they don’t know art. The German-born American is best known for his vibrant Cosmic ’60s work such as “Vase of Flowers,” “Woodstock,” the 1968 LOVE poster and his Statue of Liberty pieces. Max’s work has adorned dorm room walls at nearly every college and university, as well as more austere homes and hundreds of galleries and museums.

Born Peter Max Finkelstein, he studied at The Art Students League of New York.

The 73-year-old, who describes himself as “an optimist,” has been called a pop icon, neo-fauvist, abstract expressionist and the United States’ “painter laureate.” His latest feat — creating a series of paintings of super-pop-country songstress Taylor Swift — brings him back to Northeast Florida for an upcoming show and meet-and-greet at R. Roberts Gallery.

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Folio Weekly: What moved you to paint your latest muse, Taylor Swift?

Peter Max: Her face, her innocence, her beauty — it’s all there — and I wanted the color to be beautiful for her. [The paintings] are just kind of magical. I didn’t expect that result, but everyone just loved them.

F.W.: Have you met her?

P.M.: I’ve spent some nice time with her and she’s a really lovely, lovely lady.

F.W.: Your art’s been featured on everything from postage stamps to a commercial jet. Is

Max’s work has adorned dorm room walls at nearly every college and university, as well as more austere homes and hundreds of galleries and museums. there anything you haven’t yet achieved that you’d like to?

P.M.: Well, you know, I’ve done so much. I’ve done a 777 — a $169 million jet for Continental — I’ve done portraits of Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter, I’ve painted the Bushes.

There are so many things [I’d like to do], but usually they happen as I wish to do them. Like,

I’d like to do an animated film; that’s something I definitely want to do — an animated feature film. And you know, that may happen soon.

F.W.: You’ve been called an opportunist for commercializing your work. What do you reply to the naysayers?

P.M.: You know, I don’t pay attention to that.

It’s so seldom that I hear that. I’m just a regular guy who’s an artist who loves to paint, who loves to draw, and if a great opportunity comes up, I take it.

F.W.: What else are you working on?

P.M.: I draw and paint every day — that’s just all I do. And most of the time, I don’t know what I’m going to do until it’s done and then I say, “Wow, that was nice. I enjoyed that.” It’s like if you’re walking down the street humming and someone says, “What song is that gonna be?” And you say, “I don’t know.” You know what I mean?

F.W.: And you’re a practicing vegan and a yogi?

P.M.: I studied yoga many years ago. I’m a yogi.

I brought a very famous Swami to America, by the name of Satchidananda. I’m still a practicing yogi and at my level, it’s all day long.

It’s just there. It’s just constantly there. It’s not like I’m practicing for 15 minutes here or there; it’s like it’s in everything I do. And I’m a vegan — a full-fledged vegan for 15 years.

F.W.: What would you do if the world ran out of color?

P.M.: I would create more.

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Art of Management: Marcelle Polednik is the new director at MOCA Jax.

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nyone who thinks the future of this world is in the distracted hands of Facebookgazing, Red Bull-chugging Twitter-heads has yet to encounter Marcelle Polednik.

While still in her early 30s, Polednik has racked up a résumé in the fine arts that is a testament to both her focus and passion for art. After receiving her master’s degree in art history from the University of Southern California in 1999, she went on to achieve her doctorate in the same field from NYU’s Institute of Fine Arts. After working as an assistant curator at Manhattan’s famed Whitney Museum of American Art, she accepted the position of chief curator at the Monterey Museum of Art in California.

In her last five years at that West Coast institution, Polednik oversaw more than a dozen exhibitions and added some 200 pieces, all the while honing her formidable skills as a fundraiser. Polednik also organized the museum’s highly successful “In Process” series, which allowed the audience to witness works in the making by young and mid-career artists.

On Feb. 21, Polednik begins her new position as director of the Museum of Contemporary Art Jacksonville. A native of Poland, Polednik moved to the States at age 10. She has never lived in the South, but is excited about immersing herself in Northeast Florida culture. She recently spoke with Folio Weekly about her plans for MOCA Jax, resentments and grits.

artist to the general public. And that in and of itself is a very creative process.

F.W.: Other than salary, what’s the difference between a museum director and a curator?

M.P.: The most succinct way of phrasing that difference is to say that the director is in charge of the entire institution; the curator is concerned about the territorial mission, the artistic vision of the organization, in particular

It’s a challenge that every museum director faces, because on the one hand, you want to present new, cutting-edge things and on the other hand, you’ve got to keep the doors open. programs and projects. But the director is really in charge of the health and vitality of the entire organization.

Folio Weekly: You have quite an impressive résumé.

Marcelle Polednik: But I never went to art school. (Laughs.)

F.W.: Are there other museum directors you admire?

M.P.: I’m certainly a big admirer of Philippe de Montebello, the former director of the Metropolitan Museum of Art. The reason I admire him is that he knew what his organization did very well and he supported [its] ability to continue and build upon that excellence.

F.W.: Are you an artist yourself?

M.P.: No, I’m not. I think that being a curator is an art form. Some of the things the general public doesn’t realize are that of the role of the curator [is to inform] public perception. So hopefully the talent that I have, the talent I have been blessed with, is to be able to find ways of translating from the

F.W.: Last year’s Marilyn Monroe exhibit at MOCAJax was more crowd-pleaser than anything truly visionary. How do you find a balance between the two?

M.P.: It’s a challenge that every museum director faces, because on the one hand, you want to present new, cutting-edge things and on the other hand, you’ve got to keep

the doors open. The way that I approach it is by thinking of the exhibition schedule not in increments of “exhibition to exhibition,” but rather in terms of years. And creating a balance that allows for new and cutting-edge programming to be a constant, while also opening up the schedule to do projects that we know are going to have massive appeal to the public.

F.W.: What ideas will you bring to MOCA? M.P.: One of the spaces that I’m interested in exploring is the Atrium Gallery. I think it’s the perfect space for doing artist projects and large-scale, cutting-edge programming. I have a number of artists I’ve been talking with who would be interested in using that space and creating pieces that are ephemeral, and provide a very dramatic statement right at the moment you enter the building.

F.W.: Were there any moments in your childhood that really woke you up to pursue this path?

M.P.: I was raised in part by my grandmother, and I was a very disobedient child. She always stuck me in some corner and made me stand there for hours on end. When she did that, she placed me in corners where, just above my head, there hung really wonderful oil paintings. So I spent that time contemplating my behavior as well these exceptional landscape paintings. And having that much time to devote [to] just looking at a painting, I think I still carry with me.

F.W.: So you parlayed your resentment into a highly successful career?

M.P.: Right! It worked.

F.W.: Finally, have you ever eaten grits?

M.P.: You know, I grew up eating grits. When I was growing up in the Czech Republic, it was something I ate every day, so maybe it was preparing me for Jacksonville. In Polish, they were called kasza.

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Charitable works: An exhibit of recent paintings by Courtney Barriger are featured during North Beaches Art Walk on Feb. 17 from 5-9 p.m. at The Artistree Gallery, 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 5, Atlantic Beach. All proceeds from the show benefit the Lighthouse Orphanage in Nagpur, India. 241-0426.

PERFORMANCE WHY I LIVE AT THE P.O. Florida State College at Jacksonville’s DramaWorks presents Eudora Welty’s story of a postmistress in a small town at 8 p.m. on Feb. 18 and 19 at the Wilson Center for the Performing Arts, 11901 Beach Blvd. Tickets are $10; $8 for seniors, military and non-FSCJ students; $5 for FSCJ students and employees.

FRIENDS: JAMES, MARY AND GEORGE Stage Aurora Theatrical Company presents imagining of James Weldon Johnson, Mary McLeod Bethune and George Washington as young children at 10 a.m. on Feb. 16 and 17 at the Performance Hall, 5188 Norwood Ave., Jacksonville. The show is appropriate for pre-K through 2nd Grade aged children. Admission is $5 per child. 765-7372.

THE DAY THEY SHOT JOHN LENNON A Classic Theatre stages James McLure’s drama at 7:30 p.m. on Feb. 17, 18 and 19 at the San Marco Theater, 28 San Marco Ave., St. Augustine. Tickets are $20; $18 for seniors and $10 for students. 829-5807.

JACKSONVILLE COMEDY COLLECTIVE This evening of local comedy is presented at 9 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. on Feb. 19 at Underbelly, 1021 Park St., Jacksonville. 354-7002.

CABARET Amelia Community Theatre presents this winning musical about pre-WWII Berlin at 8 p.m. on Feb. 17, 18 and 19 at 209 Cedar St., Fernandina Beach. Tickets are $20; $10 for students ages 18 and younger. 261-6749.

THE CREATIONISTS Joshua Kreis McTiernan’s absurdist comedy is staged at 8 p.m. on Feb. 18 and 19 at Players by the Sea, 106 Sixth St. N., Jax Beach. Admission is $15; $12 for students. 249-0289.

THE LIVES & WIVES OF HENRY FLAGLER The Limelight Theatre and Raintree Restaurant present this dinner theater experience at 6 p.m. on Feb. 20 at 102 San Marco Ave., St. Augustine. Tickets are $39.95. 825-1164.

CIRQUE DREAMS ILLUMINATION Acrobatics and multimedia special effects are featured at 7:30 p.m. on Feb. 15, 16 and 17; at 10 a.m. on Feb. 17; at 8 p.m. on Feb. 18 and 19; at 2 p.m. on Feb, 19 and at 1:30 p.m. and 7 p.m. on Feb. 20 at the TimesUnion Center for the Performing Arts’ Moran Theater, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $35-$55. 632-3373.

GYPSY The Limelight Theatre presents Stephen Sondheim’s story of famed striptease artist Gypsy Lee Rose at 7:30 p.m. on Feb. 17, 18 and 19 and at 2 p.m. on Feb. 20 at 11 Old Mission Ave., St. Augustine. Tickets are $25; $22 for seniors and $20 for military and students. 825-1164.

HAIRSPRAY This musical adaptation of John Waters’ comedy about 1960s dance contests is staged at 8 p.m. on Feb. 17, 18, 19, 20 and 22; at 1:15 p.m. on Feb. 19 and at 2 p.m. on Feb. 20 at Alhambra Theatre & Dining, 12000 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville.

Tickets are $45 and $49; $42 for matinees. 641-1212.

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CALLING ALL ARTISTS First Coast Art is seeking artists working in two-dimensional mediums for the forthcoming juried exhibit titled, “A Magical History Tour, Act I and II”.

Submissions are accepted from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. on March 1 and 10 a.m.-noon on March 2 at Beaches Museum and History Center, 380 Pablo Ave., Jax Beach. Entry fees are $10 per picture. Two pieces may be submitted. Size limit is 22x28 excluding frame. 241-5657, 247-4335, ex. 4.

GLASS PAINTING WORKSHOP Sister Diane Couture teaches German style glass painting from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. on Feb. 18-20 at Sisters of St. Joseph Architectural Stained Glass, 2745 Industry Center Road, St. Augustine. Class cost is $375. 669-5388.

PORTRAIT PAINTING INTENSIVE Richard Weaver teaches

portraiture in oils and acrylics from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. on Feb. 19 and 20 at St. Augustine Art Association, 22 Marine St., St. Augustine.

Class fee of $275 includes breakfast and lunch. 824-2310.

PUPPET WORKSHOP Muppeteer David Stephens teaches the art of puppetry from 2-4 p.m. on Feb. 19 at Café 331, 331 W. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Workshop fee of $30 includes lunch. 354-1999.

MANDALA WORKSHOP Sandra Pineault teaches this course on creating this ancient art form from 1-5 p.m. on Feb. 20 at Island Art Association, 18 N. Second St., Fernandina Beach.

Class fee is $50. 491-6040.

SPRING ACTING CLASSES Players By The Sea offers various 10-week acting classes for ages K-adult through April 22 at 106 Sixth St. N., Jax Beach.

Class fees vary. 249-0289.

ROMANCE WRITERS’ CONFERENCE First Coast Romance Writers accept registrations for the “Light Up Your Career at the Southern Writers’ Conference” from 8 a.m.-5 p.m. on March 12 at Jacksonville Marriott, 4670 Salisbury Road.

Workshops, a keynote luncheon and critique raffles are featured. Registration is $110. firstcoastromancewriters.com ABET CHILDREN’S DRAMA WORKSHOPS Instructor Aine Healy-Richardson offers “Story-Makers” from 9:15-10:45 a.m. for grades K-2, and “Drama Dreamers” for grades 3-6 from 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. every Sun. through March 19, at Adele Grage Community Center, 716 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach. The classes cover theatrical basics and culminate with a stage showcase. Each course is $200. 249-7177.

CALL TO ARTISTS The second annual Art & About Festival offers space for artists working in various media on April 30 at Town Hall Park, 2042 Park Ave., Orange Park. Entry deadline is Feb. 28. artguildoforangepark.com MUCH ADO ABOUT WOMEN St. Johns Cultural Council seeks portraits and self-portraits of women in all media for the exhibit “Much Ado About Women — Portraits of Diversity” opening March 6. Submissions, limited to one piece per artist, and entry fees are accepted from 10-11:30 a.m. on Feb. 26 at Holiday Inn & Suites, 1302 N. Ponce De Leon Blvd., St. Augustine.

A $10 entry fee offers financial aid to women high school graduates seeking to further their studies in art. 471-9980.

WEST AFRICAN DRUM & DANCE A drumming class is held at 5:30 p.m., an African dance class is held at 6:45 p.m. every Fri. at St. Johns Cultural Arts Center, 370 A1A Beach Blvd. Each class is $10. 315-1862.

CLASSICAL & JAZZ THE AMERICAN CHAMBER TRIO This celebrated trio, featuring cellist Daniel Morganstern, pianist Eric Larsen and violinist June DeForest, performs at 7:30 p.m. on Feb. 15 at Jacksonville University’s Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. Tickets are $12; $7 for seniors, military and students. 256-7677.

VIOLIN AND PIANO Violinist Dr. Simon Shiao and pianist Dr. Li-Shan Hung perform at 7:30 p.m. on Feb. 15 at University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

FRIDAY MUSICALE CONCERT Cellist Alexei Romanenko and pianist Christine Yoshikawa performs works by Valentini, Schnittke, Faure and R. Strauss at 11 a.m. and 7:30 p.m. on Feb. 18 at 645 Oak St., Jacksonville. 355-7584.

GRETCHEN PARLATO This critically acclaimed jazz vocalist performs at 8 p.m. on Feb. 18 at The Church of the Good Shepherd, 1100 Stockton St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $25 for adults; $10 for students. 389-6222.

UNF INVITATIONAL BAND FESTIVAL Dr. Gordon Brock conducts the UNF Wind Symphony and Regional High School Bands at 5 p.m. on Feb. 19 at University of North Florida’s Lazzara Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

MUSIC OF INDIA Aron Mujumdar and the Brahmins perform

a concert titled “From Calcutta with Love” at 10:45 a.m. on Feb. 20 at Unitarian Universalist Church, 7405 Arlington Expressway, Jacksonville. 725-8133.

CAPE TOWN PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA Violinist Phillipe Quint joins the Cape Town Philharmonic Orchestra at 2 p.m. on Feb. 20 at Flagler College Auditorium, 14 Granada St., St. Augustine. Tickets are $35; $5 for students. 797-2800.

JAZZ VESPERS St. Cyprian’s Episcopal Church holds candlelight jazz vespers at 5:30 p.m. on the third Sun. of each month, including on Feb. 20, at 37 Lovett St., St. Augustine. 829-8828.

JU CHAMBER STRINGS Marguerite Richardson conducts Jacksonville University’s Chamber Strings Ensemble at 6 p.m. on Feb. 20 at The Church of the Good Shepherd, 1100 Stockton St., Jacksonville. 389-6222.

CLARINET AND PERCUSSION RECITAL Clarinetist Dr. Guy Yehuda and percussionist Charlotte Mabrey perform at 7:30 p.m. on Feb. 21 at University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

ART WALKS & FESTIVALS NORTH BEACHES ART WALK Galleries of Atlantic and Neptune beaches are open late, from 5-9 p.m., on the third Thur. of each month at various venues from Sailfish Drive in Atlantic Beach to Neptune Beach and Town Center. For a list of participating galleries, call 249-2222.

DOWNTOWN FRIDAY MARKET Arts & crafts and local produce are offered every Fri. from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive, downtown. 353-1188.

ST. AUGUSTINE BEACH PIER ARTS & CRAFT FESTIVAL This two day festival features arts and crafts vendors, food and live music from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. on Feb. 19 and from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. on Feb. 20 at the St. Augustine Beach Pier, 350 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. (352) 344-0657.

FIRST COAST PLAYWRIGHTS FESTIVAL The Veddy Theatre Group and Flagler College presents this daylong event featuring the workshops “What Makes a Good Play” with Tom Rahner at 11 a.m.; “Life of a Character” with Lorraine Portman at 1 p.m.; “The Playwright’s Process” with Roger Rueff at 3 p.m. and a reading of Jennifer Latka’s play “Dugout Therapy” at 7:30 p.m. on Feb. 19 at Flagler Student Center’s Gamache-Koger Theatre, 50 Sevilla St., St. Augustine. Tickets are $25; $20 for advance full day pass; $10 for students.

829-6481. veddytheatre.org

MUSEUMS AMELIA ISLAND MUSEUM OF HISTORY 233 S. Third St., Fernandina Beach, 261-7378. A display of paintings by The Highwaymen runs through March. The museum’s permanent collection includes artifacts from Nassau County’s Spanish Mission period.

BEACHES MUSEUM & HISTORY CENTER 413 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach, 241-5657. “Oceans 22,” featuring works by acrylic painter Janet Wilson, is on display through Feb. 26.

An exhibit of new works by Lyn Nix, Gordon Russell and Bruce Ann Ferguson, “A View from the Atlantic,” is on display through March 1.

CUMMER MUSEUM OF ART & GARDENS 829 Riverside Ave., Jacksonville, 356-6857. “The Cummer Legacy” runs through May 22. The photographic exhibition “A Genius for Place: American Landscapes of the Country Place Era” runs through April 24. The exhibition “Art Beyond Sight” is on display through March 6. The seated gallery talk “Talks and Tea” features a discussion and tea reception at 1:30 p.m. on Feb. 17. Cost of $6 includes admission to museum. Reservations required. 355-0630. The class “Art for Two” allows a child

ages 3-5 and their favorite adult the chance to create their own wearable art from 10:30 a.m.-noon on Feb. 19. The fee is $15 per pair; $10 per pair for members. “Women of Vision: Art Beyond Sight” runs through March 6.

MANDARIN MUSEUM & HISTORICAL SOCIETY 11964 Mandarin Road, Jacksonville, 268-0784. This museum at Beekeeper George Marino gives a lecture on “The Life and Times of Honeybees” at 6:30 p.m. on Feb. 17. Light refreshments. Walter Jones Historical Park features a maple leaf exhibit and is home to the Harriet Beecher Stowe Garden.

MUSEUM OF CONTEMPORARY ART JACKSONVILLE 333 N. Laura St., Jacksonville, 366-6911. “Wind Weaver and the Whirling Wheel: A Tale of Wolfbat Romance” runs through March 20. “The Art of Seating: 200 Years of American Design” runs through April 3. Family Fun Free Day is held from noon-4 p.m. every Sun. Open Tue.-Sun. mocajacksonville.org RITZ THEATRE & LAVILLA MUSEUM 829 N. Davis St., Jacksonville, 632-5555. The Black History Film Series screens films at 6:30 p.m. on Feb. 16 and at 11 a.m. on Feb. 19. The Annual Black History Oratory Competition is held at 1 p.m. on Feb. 19. “Lift Ev’ry Voice in LaVilla,” an exhibit of African-American history in Jacksonville, is on permanent display. Admission is $6 for adults, $3 for children, students and seniors. Open Tue.-Sun.

GALLERIES AMELIA ISLAND PLANTATION ARTISTS’ GUILD & GALLERY 94 Village Circle, Fernandina Beach, 432-1750 The opening reception for “Romancing the Arts” is held from 5:30-8 p.m. on Feb. 18. The event features a meet and greet with the artists as well as wine and hors d’oevres.

ARCHWAY GALLERY & FRAMING 363 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 2, Atlantic Beach, 249-2222. Hugh Verkirk is the featured artist from 5-9 p.m. on Feb. 17 for North Beaches Art Walk.

Verkirk’s work will be on display through March 11.

THE ART CENTER COOPERATIVE GALLERY 31 W. Adams St., Jacksonville, 355-1757. Marsha Hatcher is the featured artist for Feb. ARTIFACTORY GALLERY 1801 N. Myrtle St., Jacksonville, 632-2345. Historic Durkeeville’s gallery space doubles as a game room for chess players. West African Dance classes are held at 6:30 p.m. every Thur. Each class is $10; $8 for ages 12 and under.

ARTISTREE GALLERY 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 5, Atlantic Beach, 241-0426. Courtney Barriger is the featured artist from 5-9 p.m. on Feb. 17 for North Beaches Art Walk. All proceeds benefit the Lighthouse Orphanage in Nagpur, India.

FIRST STREET GALLERY 216-B First St., Neptune Beach, 241-6928. The exhibit “Salt Air Visions” is the featured display from 5-9 p.m. on Feb. 17 for North Beaches Art Walk.

The show runs through April 4 and features works by the collective First Coast Pastel Society.

GALERIA DEL MAR 9 King St., St. Augustine, 829-2120.

Michael and Inessa Garmash are the featured artists from 11 a.m.6 p.m. on Feb. 18 and 19. Their show runs through March 4.

LUFRANO INTERCULTURAL GALLERY One UNF Drive, Student Union Bldg. 58 E., Ste. 2401, Jacksonville. 620-2475.

Photographer Erik Tanner’s exhibit, “The Camp: Life Between the Trees and the End of the Road,” is on display through Feb. 23. The work deals with the everyday experiences at a homeless camp.

PONO VISUAL EXPRESSIONS The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive, Ste. 106, Jacksonville, 735-5345.

Photographer Istvan Pono celebrates the grand opening of his gallery from 5-9 p.m. on Feb. 18.

ROTUNDA GALLERY St. Johns County Admin. Bldg., 500 San Sebastian View, St. Augustine, 471-9980. The exhibit “Friends and Family,” featuring photography by James Quine, Joseph and Theresa Segal, Kenneth M. Barrett Jr. and Walter, Karen and Brennan Coker, is displayed through April 8.

SIMPLE GESTURES GALLERY 4 E. White St., St. Augustine, 827-9997. Mosaic artist Kevan Breitinger is the featured artist for Feb. Steve Marrazzo’s Valentine’s Day-themed assemblages are also featured.

SOUTHLIGHT GALLERY 100 N. Laura St., Jacksonville, 5536361. The Valentine’s Day-themed “Recent Heartworks by the Artists Collaborative” is displayed through Feb. ST. AUGUSTINE ART ASSOCIATION 22 Marine St., St. Augustine, 824-2310. Both the open media show “Figure & Portrait” and the photography exhibit “Incursions: Man-made America” run through Feb. 27.

TASTE OF WINE 363 Atlantic Blvd. #9, Atlantic Beach, 2495080. Jean Lijoi is the featured artist from 5-9 p.m. on Feb. 17 for North Beaches Art Walk. The event also features live music by Ajamu Mutima.

WILLIAMS-CORNELIUS GALLERY Located in Daryl Bunn Studios, 643 Edison Ave., Jacksonville. 525-3368. Rebecca Davisson and Patrick Golden’s “Beautiful Ugly,” runs through March 8.

For a complete list of galleries, log on to folioweekly.com. To list your event, send time, date, location (street address, city), admission price and contact number to print to Dan Brown, 9456 Philips Hwy., Ste. 11, Jacksonville FL 32256 or email dbrown@folioweekly.com. JPEGs must be at least 3’x5’, 300 dpi to be considered for publication.

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BLACK HISTORY MONTH EVENTS HERITAGE BREAKFAST The First Coast African-American Chamber of Commerce holds its annual Heritage Breakfast at 7:30 a.m. on Feb. 16 at Hyatt Regency Jacksonville Riverfront, 225 E. Coastline Drive, Jacksonville. Michael Blaylock, executive director of Jacksonville Transportation Authority, is the featured speaker. Tickets are $25. 652-1500.

KINGSLEY HERITAGE CELEBRATION The 13th annual Kingsley Heritage Celebration is held at 2 p.m. on Feb. 19 at Kingsley Plantation, 11676 Palmetto Ave., Jacksonville, located off Heckscher Drive. Historian Rodney Hurst is the featured speaker, followed by Auntie Roz Burroughs presenting a re-enactment of the Underground Railroad. Admission is free. 251-3537.

BLACK HISTORY CELEBRATION Museum of Science & History honors local African-American heroes from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. on Feb. 19 at the museum, 1025 Museum Circle, Jacksonville. Activities include African folk tale storytelling, crafts and live performances. 396-6674.

YOUNG BLACK INTELLECTUALS Applications are being accepted for this program for candidates in ninth-12th grade interested in exploring the history, culture and heritage to enhance their own development and intellectual foundation, held every Sat. from March 5-April 23 at the Ritz Theatre & LaVilla Museum, 829 N. Davis St., Jacksonville. ritzjacksonville.com THIRD FRIDAY ON THIRD STREET Quilts of the Underground Railroad are featured at 7 p.m. on Feb. 18 at Amelia Island Museum of History, 233 S. Third St., Fernandina Beach. Admission is free for museum members and requested donation of $5 for nonmembers. 261-7378 ext. 102.

EVENTS

LECTURE AT FLAGLER Dr. Michael Butler presents the lecture “The ‘Christ-Haunted’ South: Religion as History in Dixie” at 10 a.m. on Feb. 15 at Flagler College’s Flagler Room, 74 King St., St. Augustine. Tickets are $5. 819-6282.

COACH CAMPBELL AT FLAGLER The Flagler College Political Guild presents former NFL coach Francis Marion Campbell at 7 p.m. on Feb. 15 in the Virginia Room, Ringhaver Student Center, 50 Sevilla St., St. Augustine. Campbell discusses “Growth and Development of the NFL Player.” Admission is free; seating is on a first-come, first-served basis. pferguson@flagler.edu INSIGHT & INQUIRY LECTURE Dr. Rosemarie Garland Thomson, professor of women’s studies, Emory University, discusses “Staring: How We Look” at 7: p.m. on Feb. 15 at University of North Florida’s University Center, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. e-tickets are required, available at unf.edu/ lectures. For info, call 620-2102.

FLAGLER FORUM The Flagler College Forum on Government and Public Policy Series continues with Kathy Kiely, former Congress and Politics Correspondent, USA Today, at 7 p.m. on Feb. 17 at Flagler College Auditorium, 14 Granada St., St. Augustine. Admission is free. 819-6400.

ARTS & CRAFTS FESTIVAL The festival is held from 10 a.m.5 p.m. on Feb. 19 and 10 a.m.-4 p.m. on Feb. 20 at St. Johns County Pier, 350 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. Fine arts and crafts, food, free parking and live music by Patchouli are featured. tnteventsinc.com COSMIC CONCERTS Laser lights, high-def images and digital sound collide in the Cosmic Concert series. Laser Magic at 5 p.m., Laser Vinyl at 6 p.m., Laser Retro at 7 p.m., and Laser Hypnotica at 8 p.m. on Feb. 18 at Museum of Science & History, 1025 Museum Circle, Jacksonville. Each concert is $5.

396-6674 ext. 240. moshplanetarium.org GIANTS BASKETBALL The undefeated (at presstime) Jacksonville Giants take on the Florida Thundercats at 7 p.m. on Feb. 19 at Veterans Memorial Arena, 300 Randolph Blvd., downtown. The Mobile Hurricanes are the next victims at 5 p.m. on Feb. 27. Tickets start at $4 (with a season pass).

355-6531. jacksonvillegiants.com JACKSONVILLE BRIDAL CONNECTION More than 100 local vendors are on hand at this bridal show, held from 1-4 p.m. on Feb. 20 at University of North Florida’s University Center, 12000 Alumni Drive, Jacksonville. Exhibitors include bakers, caterers, consultants, florists, stationers, musical entertainment, travel agents, photographers, hotels, and a fashion show for the wedding party. Tickets are $5 with an online pre-pay, $6 with online registration and pay at the door. jacksonvillebridalconnection.com RALLY FOR THE RIVERS The fifth annual three-day event, promoting restoration and conservation of the Ocklawaha and St. Johns rivers, is held through Feb. 20 at various locations in Putnam County. Workshops, arts and crafts shows, live music, seminars, cruises and field trips are featured. (352) 685-2434 or (352) 546-3560.

POLITICS & ACTIVISM

CANDIDATE FORUM The League of Women Voters, CPACs, American Association of University Women and the E3 Business Group present an open candidate forum at 6 p.m. on Feb. 17 at FSCJ Kent Campus, Auditorium F-128, 3939 Roosevelt Blvd., Jacksonville. Participating district candidates are: District 7: Johnny Gaffney, Marc McCoullough; District 11: Doug Moore;

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District 12: Doyle Carter, Jim Davis and District 14: Kendall Bryan, Jill Dame, Jim Love, Henry Mooneyhan, Greg Hollea and Shelton Hull. Participating At-Large candidates are: Group 1: David Taylor, Steve Burnett; Group 2: John Crescimbeni, Paul Martinez, Tom Patton, Vince Serrano; Group 4: Juan Diaz, Jim Robinson and Group 5: Robin Rukab, Michelle Tappouni, Fred Engness and Sean Hall. LWVjacksonvilleLeague.org CANDIDATES AT TIGER BAY LUNCHEON Tiger Bay presents candidates for key offices in the March 22 Jacksonville primary at noon on Feb. 18 at University Club of Jacksonville, 1301 Riverplace Blvd., Ste. 2516, Jacksonville.

Admission is $25. 349-2509.

ISSUES & ANSWERS JCCI’s Brown Bag Series is held at noon on Feb. 17 at JCCI, 2434 Atlantic Blvd., Jacksonville. Preston Haskell, chair of the Jacksonville Civic Council’s North Bank Redevelopment Task Force, discusses the Civic Council’s plans to bolster downtown redevelopment. Admission is free.

396-3052 ext. 11.

SURFRIDERS MEETING The environmentally conscious Surf Riders Foundation meets at 7 p.m. on Feb. 15 at Surf Station, at the entrance to Anastasia State Park, 1020 Anastasia Blvd., St. Augustine. surfriderfirstcoast.org MARK MINER MEETINGS Commissioner Miner holds “Reconnect with the Community” meetings at 6 p.m. on Feb. 16 at Anastasia Island Library, 124 Seagrove Main St., St. Augustine Beach; at 6 p.m. on Feb. 22 at Southeast Library, 6670 U.S. 1 S., St. Augustine; at 6 p.m. on Feb. 23 at Main Library, 1960 N. Ponce De Leon Blvd., St. Augustine; at 6 p.m. on Feb. 24 at Hastings Library, 6195 S. Main St., Hastings; at 6 p.m. on March 2 at Ponte Vedra Library, 101 Library Blvd., Ponte Vedra Beach and at 6 p.m. on March 3 at Bartram Trail Library, 60 Davis Pond Blvd., St. Johns. 209-0549. sjcfl.us ADVISORY BOARDS & COMMITTEES VACANCIES St. Johns County accepts applications for Board and Committee vacancies, including Category II Arts/Grant Funding Panel, three vacancies, deadline Feb. 18; Contractors Review Board, two vacancies, deadline Feb. 18; Library Advisory Board, one vacancy, deadline Feb. 25; Planning & Zoning Agency, two vacancies, deadline Feb. 25; Ponte Vedra Architectural Review Committee, one vacancy, deadline March 11; Ponte Vedra Zoning & Adjustment Board, one vacancy, deadline March 11; Health & Human Services Advisory Council, two vacancies, deadline March 11.

For specific requirements and position details, call 209-0537 or email mlundquist@sjcfl.us.

JACKSONVILLE CITY COUNCIL & PUBLIC MEETINGS The Public Service Grant Council meeting is held at 9:30 a.m. on Feb. 15 in 8th Floor Conference Room, Ed Ball Building, 214 N. Hogan St., Jacksonville. 630-2099.

JACKSONVILLE JOURNEY The oversight committee meets at 4 p.m. on Feb. 17, March 17, April 21 and May 19 in Eighth Floor Conference Room 851, Ball Building, 214 N. Hogan St., Jacksonville. 630-1273.

COMMUNITY INTEREST

COLLEGE GOAL SUNDAY A program to assists parents and high school seniors to identify potential scholarship opportunities is held from 1-5 p.m. on Feb. 20 at FSCJ’s Cook Nassau Center, 76346 William Burgess Blvd., Yulee. Financial aid advisors are on hand. For requirement details, call 548-4432 or visit collegegoalsunday.fl.org.

FUNDING THE FUNDAMENTALS: A CASINO NIGHT This fundraiser is held at 6 p.m. on Feb. 19 at The Women’s Club, 1315 Second Ave. N., Jax Beach. A silent auction, various games and prize raffles are featured. Tickets are $40. Proceeds benefit New Leaf programs. 210-7517.

STRESS SURVIVAL LECTURE Omar Cruz, director of education for Himalaya Herbal Healthcare, discusses “Don’t Just Survive – Thrive! Supporting Vitality and Energy in Times of Stress,” at 8 p.m. on Feb. 15 at Native Sun Natural Foods Market, 11030 Baymeadows Road, Jacksonville. Reservations are required. 260-2791. nativesunjax.com HOPE BY DESIGN An afternoon of tea and fashion is held from 11 a.m.-1 p.m. on Feb. 19 at Queens Harbour Yacht & Country Club, 1131 Queens Harbour Blvd., Jacksonville.

ROAR cheerleaders and other local amateurs model fashions from various vendors. Tickets are $45, and proceeds benefit Children’s Home Society of Florida. 493-7738.

EAT, DRINK & BE MURRAY The Betty Griffin House Social Club holds this fundraiser at 6 p.m. on Feb. 17 at Murray Bros. Caddy Shack Restaurant, 455 S. Legacy Trail, Ste. E-106, St. Augustine. Admission is $5. Proceeds benefit Betty Griffin House. 808-8544.

AN EVENING WITH IMPACTJAX The group gathers at 5:30 p.m. on Feb. 16 at Libretto’s Pizzeria, 4880 Big Island Drive, St. Johns Town Center. Admission is free for members, $10 for nonmembers. impactjax@myjaxchamber.com HOME ENERGY EVALUATION This hands-on workshop is held from 6-8 p.m. on Feb. 15 at Mandarin branch library, 3330 Kori Road, 262-5201; from 10 a.m.-noon on Feb. 19, at Beaches branch, 600 Third St., Neptune Beach, 2411141 and from 10 a.m.-noon on Feb. 26, at Main Library’s Multipurpose Room 3, conference level, 303 N. Laura St., 630-2665. Admission is free. coj.net FLORIDA NATIVE PLANT SOCIETY The Sea Oats Chapter of the FNPS gets together at 7 p.m. on Feb. 15 at City Hall, 2200 A1A S., St. Augustine Beach. Chuck Lippi discusses landscape pests. 692-3927.

All Over But the Shoutin’: Critically acclaimed author and Pulitzer Prize winning New York Times correspondent Rick Bragg is the keynote speaker at The Amelia Island Book Festival, held Feb. 18 and 19 at venues throughout Nassau County, Amelia Island and Historic Fernandina Beach. Other featured authors include Susan Vreeland (“Girl in Hyacinth Blue,” “Luncheon of the Boating Party”) and Jamie Ford (“Hotel on the Corner of Bitter and Sweet”), along with programming designed to help aspiring writers get published. 624-1665. ameliaislandbookfestival.com

COMMUNITY SHRED DAY Shred sensitive documents for free from 1-3 p.m. on Feb. 15 at AAA Office, 172 S.R. 312, St. Augustine. Most paper items are accepted; however, no phone books, heavy cardboard, trash, plastics, metals or hard-cover books. shreddingsourcefl.com FLEA & TICK GARAGE SALE Nassau Humane Society’s annual Flea & Tick Garage Sale is held from 7:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. on Feb. 18 and 19 at Fernandina Beach Municipal Airport’s Hangar, 1000 Airport Road, Fernandina. Proceeds benefit Humane Society programs. 277-1152. nassauhumanesociety.com CHILI COOK OFF The fifth annual cook off is held from noon-4 p.m. on Feb. 19 along South Third Street, Fernandina Beach, to benefit local non-profit organizations. Awards are given for spiciest chili, best tent and people’s choice. Arts and crafts section for kids. Admission is $10 for adults; $5 for kids. 415-6122.

CATHOLICS SPEAK OUT The North Florida Catholic Listening Assembly holds a day of reflection and dialogue, promoting action to renew the Catholic Church, from 8:30 a.m.-4 p.m. on Feb. 19 at University Center, University of North Florida, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. Register at talkingthewalk.net.

GATHERING OF STORYTELLERS The Beaches League of Storytellers host the fourth annual gathering from 2-4 p.m. on Feb. 19 at Players by the Sea, 106 N. Sixth St., Jax Beach.

Northside Storytellers League, The Tale Tellers of St. Augustine and Gainesville Story Group are also on hand for this program of historic, humorous and personal stories for an adult audience.

The program is free and donations are appreciated. 280-2976.

JUNIOR GOLF EVENT Hurricane Junior Golf Tour holds an inaugural 54-hole challenge on Feb. 19 and 20 at The Golf Club at Fleming Island, 2260 Town Center Blvd., Orange Park.

Juniors compete in five age divisions, ranked by National Junior Golf scoreboard. 379-2697. hjgt.org 52 AT THE ZOO From now through Feb. 28, when the temperature is predicted to be no higher than 52 degrees, admission is half-off (with a coupon from jacksonvillezoo.org) at The Jacksonville Zoo & Gardens, 370 Zoo Parkway, Jacksonville. jacksonvillezoo.org FREE TAX PREP HELP For the fourth consecutive year, Beaches Emergency Assistance Ministry offers free income tax preparation services to families at the Beaches, from 1-4 p.m. every Fri. and from 9 a.m.-3 p.m. every Sat. at 850 Sixth Ave. S., Jax Beach. Clients may call for appointments at 241-2326 ext. 1. jaxbeam.org

KIDS

MUSEUM OF SCIENCE & HISTORY MOSH observes Presidents’ Day from 10 a.m.-noon on Feb. 21 at the museum, 1025 Museum Circle, Jacksonville. Children learn about presidential history, create presidential crafts and test their knowledge of American trivia. The exhibit The Shell: 530,000,000 Years of Design is open. Admission is $11 for adults, $9.50 for military and senior citizens, $9 for children 3-12, and free for children 2 and younger and members.

396-6674. themosh.org ACTING & THEATER CLASSES An on-camera acting class, for ages 12-16, is held from 5:30-7:30 p.m. every Wed. through March 30 at The Performers Academy, 3674 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Musical theater class, for ages 10 and older, is held from 9-11 a.m. every Sat. through March 26. Fees are $160 per class for the eight-week programs. 322-7672. theperformersacademy.com

BOOKS & WRITING

BOOK FESTIVAL The Amelia Island Book Festival is held Feb. 18 and 19 at venues throughout Nassau County, Amelia Island and Historic Fernandina Beach, featuring programs, socials

and special events, noted authors and publishing professionals.

624-1665. ameliaislandbookfestival.com EROTIC JOURNALING The Erotic Fantasy Journaling workshop, for women only, is held from 7-8:30 p.m. every Tue., Feb. 22-March 22, at 989 Monument Road, Ste. 1120, Jacksonville. The fee is $65. 476-5698.

ST. JOHNS COUNTY READS The St. Johns County Public Library System holds its sixth annual community reading program, featuring Garth Stein’s “The Art of Racing in the Rain,” during February. Each library location holds a events, including book talks, pet adoption opportunities, a Hospice Five Wishes program and system-wide raffles.

827-6925. sjcpls.org

COMEDY

COMEDY ZONE Improv Effect on Feb. 15. Marvin Dixon appears on Feb. 16-19 at The Comedy Zone, 3130 Hartley Road, in the Ramada Inn, Jacksonville. Tickets are $10-$18.

292-4242.

JACKIE KNIGHT’S COMEDY CLUB Johnny Trabs and Sisqo appear on Feb. 18 and 19 at Jackie Knight’s Comedy Club, 3009 N. Ponce de Leon Blvd., St. Augustine (U.S. 1 & S.R. 16). 461-8843.

COMEDY SUNDAYS Brian Foley hosts comedy at 7 p.m. every Sun. at Three Layers Café, 1602 Walnut St., Jacksonville. 355-9791.

UPCOMING

GEORGE LOPEZ March 4, The Florida Theatre HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS March 11, Veterans Memorial Arena LEWIS BLACK March 13, The Florida Theatre DIRTY MARTINIS FOR CLEAN WATER II March 18, WJCT Studios POLITICAL HOB NOB March 22, Hyatt Regency Riverfront THE UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE COMEDY TOUR April 23, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall BILL MAHER May 27, The Florida Theatre AMELIA ISLAND FILM FESTIVAL Feb. 24-27

NATURE & OUTDOORS

RESEARCHER FOR A DAY GTM Research Reserve educator Katie King discusses the importance of fire in Florida’s environment from 10-11 a.m. on Feb. 24 at GTMRR Environmental Education Center, 505 Guana River Road, Ponte Vedra Beach. Participants then head out to observe a recently burned area on a short trail walk. Appropriate for ages 16 and older. Admission is $2 for adults, $1 for children 10-17.

Reservations are required. 823-4500.

TREKKING ON A TRAIL A park ranger discusses the basics of hiking — weather, wildlife tracking, trail safety and proper gear — at 2 p.m. on Feb. 19 at Ribault Club, Ft. George Island Cultural State Park, 11241 Ft. George Road, Ft. George Island. The program is free. 251-2320.

SATURDAY BICYCLE RIDE The North Florida Bicycle Club St. Augustine Chapter holds a weekly bike ride at 8:30 a.m. every Sat., leaving from Cobblestone Center, off C.R. 312, St. Augustine. Cyclists can choose from routes of 53, 32 or 17 miles, with Ride Leaders accompanying up to three groups for each route. Helmets are required and riders are required to observe applicable traffic laws. 669-0858. nfbc.us MUSEUM OF HISTORY GOLF TOURNAMENT The Amelia Island Museum of History’s ninth annual golf tournament, handicap scramble format, is held at noon on Feb. 18 at the Golf Club of Amelia Island at Summer Beach, 4700 Amelia

Island Parkway, Amelia Island. Tickets are $150 and include pre-tournament reception party, cart and greens fees, award presentation with heavy hors d’oeuvres, beer and wine, door prizes and photos of each foursome. Proceeds benefit museum programs. 261-7378.

BUSINESS

AIFBY CHAMBER Business After Hours is held from 5-7 p.m. on Feb. 17 at CBC National Bank, 1891 S. 14th St., Fernandina Beach. Admission is $5 for members, $10 for nonmembers. The inaugural new member breakfast is held at 8:30 a.m. on Feb. 22 at Jack & Diane’s, 708 Centre St., Fernandina Beach. 261-3248.

WOMEN IN BUSINESS SHOWCASE The group meets from 3-8 p.m. on Feb. 15 at Deercreek Country Club, 7816 McLaurin Road N., Jacksonville. 631-1662. WIBNetwork.org SOUTHSIDE BUSINESS MEN’S CLUB Brenda Egedy Kolb, Jacksonville Film Festival, is the featured speaker at noon on Feb. 16 at San Jose Country Club, 7529 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. Admission is $20 for members, $25 for nonmembers. 396-5559. annie.sbmc@yahoo.com JACKSONVILLE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE The third in the workshop series, Creating a Successful Business Plan, is held at 5:30 p.m. on Feb. 15 at Small Business Center, 3 Independent Drive, Jacksonville. The third session is held on Feb. 15. The individual workshops are $30 each. 366-6618.

WORKSOURCE SERVICES Worksource Mobile Access Points offers free job-seeker services at Webb Wesconnett Library, 6887 103rd St., every Tue. at 10:30 a.m. and every Fri. at 1:30 p.m.; and Regency Square Library, 9900 Regency Square Blvd. every Thur. at 10:30 a.m. 994-7924. worksourcefl.com

CLASSES & GROUPS

JAX JUGGLERS Future jugglers gather from 6-7 p.m. every second Tue. and every fourth Mon. at San Marco Library’s Balis Center, 1514 LaSalle St., Jacksonville. Admission is free. jaxjugglers.org PUPPET WORKSHOP James Hance holds a workshop from 2-5 p.m. on Feb. 19 at Cafe 331, 331 W. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Learn about the art of puppetry, hand-and-rod puppet manipulation, and hear stories from a real Muppeteer.

Fee is $30.

FREETHOUGHT SOCIETY The group gathers from 6:30-8:30 p.m. on Feb. 21 at Unitarian Universalist Church, 7405 Arlington Expressway, Jacksonville. Dr. Anthony M. Rossi, University of North Florida associate professor, department of biology, discusses “Evolution vs. Creation: What Does the Evidence Say?” firstcoastfreethoughtsociety.org PATIENT/CAREGIVER Northeast Florida Brain Tumor Patient/ Caregiver Support Group gathers at 10 a.m. on Feb. 19 and on the third Sat. of each month at FSCJ Deerwood Center, 9911 Old Baymeadows Road, Jacksonville. 273-8755.

CANCER SURVIVOR ADVOCATE TRAINING Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer support and education program, is seeking breast cancer survivors who have a desire to help women newly diagnosed with breast cancer. Advocates must be able to attend a two-hour training held 10 a.m.-noon on March 3 at Women’s Center of Jacksonville, 5644 Colcord Ave., Jacksonville. Applicants may make an appointment to fill out an application, followed by a brief interview, at the Women’s Center. 722-3000 ext. 224.

HEBREW READING CLASS The five-week Hebrew Reading Crash Course is held at 7 p.m. every Tue. at Chabad @ the Beaches’ Center for Jewish Life, 521 A1A S., Ponte Vedra.

543-9301. chabadbeaches.com THE LEARNING COMMUNITY The Learning Community of North Florida offers the class Marriage/Relationship Education from noon-4 p.m. on Feb. 19 and 20 at 626 S. Eighth St., Fernandina Beach. The cooking class, Putting Lipstick on a Pig, is held at 6 p.m. on Feb. 20. Classic English, about the history of British traditions of tea, is held at 4 p.m. on Feb. 21. For additional info, call 430-0120. tlcnf.com DANCE TRANCE New beginners PACE classes are offered at Dance Trance Studio, 214 Orange St., Neptune Beach, 246-4600. dancetrancefitness.com FREE YOGA CLASS Free classes are held at 5:45 p.m. every Tue. at The Elements, 12795 San Jose Blvd., Mandarin. 619-1587. elementsoftherapy.com IMPROV COMMUNICATION CLASSES Four-week programs of Improv Communication Classes for adults are held from 7-8:30 p.m., starting on the first Wed. of the month at The Improv Effect, 1738 Kingsley Ave., Orange Park. 401-9485. jessie@improveffect.com NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS Do you have a drug problem? Maybe they can help.

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THE BEECH STREET GRILL Fine dining is offered in a casual atmosphere. The menu includes fresh local seafood, steaks and pasta dishes created with a variety of ethnic influences. Award-winning wine list. FB. L, Wed.-Fri.; D, nightly; Sun. brunch. 801 Beech St. 277-3662. $$$ BEEF O’BRADY’S FAMILY SPORTS PUB F Signature wings, burgers and sandwiches. BW. TO. L & D, daily.

1916 S. 14th St. 261-0555. (For more locations, visit beefobradys.com) $$ BRETT’S WATERWAY CAFÉ F At the foot of Centre Street, the upscale restaurant overlooks the Harbor Marina. The menu includes daily specials, fresh Florida seafood and an extensive wine list. FB. L & D, daily. 1 S. Front St. 261-2660. $$$ BRIGHT MORNINGS F The small café offers freshly baked goods. B & L daily. 105 S. Third St. 491-1771. $$ CAFÉ 4750 An Italian kitchen and wine bar. Chef de Cuisine Garrett Gooch offers roasted sea bass, frutti di mare soup, clam linguini, panatela bruschetta and fresh gelatos. Dine indoors or on the terrace. FB. B, L & D, daily.

4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., The Ritz-Carlton, Amelia Island.

277-1100. $$$ CAFÉ KARIBO F Eclectic cuisine, served under the oaks in historic Fernandina, features sandwiches and chef’s specials. Alfresco dining. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sat.; L, Sun. & Mon. 27 N. Third St. 277-5269. $$ CHEZ LEZAN BAKERY F European-style breads, pastries, croissants, muffins and pies baked daily. 1014 Atlantic Ave. 491-4663. $ EIGHT Contemporary sports lounge offers burgers, sandwiches, wings and nachos. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Fri. & Sat. The Ritz-Carlton, Amelia Island, 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., Amelia Island. 277-1100. $$ ESPAÑA RESTAURANT & TAPAS Traditional Spanish and Portuguese dishes, tapas and paella are served in a cozy atmosphere. BW, CM. D nightly. 22 S. Fourth St. 261-7700. $$$ FERNANDELI F Classics with a Southern touch, like a one-third-pound devil dog, Reubens and pulled pork.

Sandwiches and wraps built to order from fresh cold cuts, tuna, egg and turkey salads. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 17B S. Eighth St. 261-0008. $ GENERAL STORE F This new store has a little bit of everything. Breakfast includes hot rope sausage, lunch features the Redneck Reuben. Deli meats, cheeses, chicken, fish, pizzas and pasta, too. BW. B, L & D, daily. 520 Centre St. 310-6080. $ GENNARO’S RISTORANTE ITALIANO F Southern Italian cuisine: pasta, gourmet ravioli, hand-tossed pizzas.

Specialties are margharita pizza and shrimp feast. Bread is baked on-site. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 5 S. Second St., 261-9400. 5472 First Coast Highway, Amelia Island, 491-1999. $$ HAPPY TOMATO COURTYARD CAFE & BBQ F Pulled pork sandwich, chicken salad and walnut chocolate chunk cookie, served in a laid-back atmosphere. BW. CM. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 7 S. Third St. 321-0707. $$ JACK & DIANE’S F Casual cafe offers steak & eggs, pancakes, Cajun scampi, etouffée, curry pizza, vegan black bean cakes, shrimp & grits, hand-carved steaks. FB. B, L & D, daily. 708 Centre St. 321-1444. $$ JOE’S 2ND STREET BISTRO Elegant island atmosphere.

NY strip steak with sauces, Maine crab cakes, seafood fricassee and roast chicken penne pasta. BW. CM. D, nightly. 14 S. Second St. 321-2558. $$$ KABUKI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR F Teppanyaki masters create your meal; plus a 37-item sushi bar. BW. D, Tue.-Sun. Amelia Plaza. 277-8782. $$ KELLEY’S COURTYARD CAFE F She crab soup, salads, fried green tomatoes, sandwiches and wraps are served indoors or out on the patio. Vegetarian dishes are also offered. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 19 S. Third St. 432-8213. $ MONTEGO BAY COFFEE CAFE F Locally owned and operated, serving specialty coffees and fruit smoothies.

Dine in or hit the drive-thru. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 463363 S.R. 200, Yulee. 225-3600. $ MOON RIVER PIZZA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Northernstyle pizza by the pie or the slice. Choose from more than 20 toppings. Owner-selected wines and a large beer selection. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 925 S. 14th St. 321-3400. $

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Extensive, eclectic menu featuring vegetarian and vegan items. Daily specials: local seafood, free-range chicken and fresh organic produce. Wraps, sandwiches, soups. CM. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 833 T.J. Courson Rd. 277-3141. $$ O’KANE’S IRISH PUB F Rustic, genuine Irish pub up front, eatery in back, featuring daily specials, fish-n-chips, and soups served in a sourdough bread bowl. FB. L & D, Mon.Sun. 318 Centre St. 261-1000. $$ PEPPER’S MEXICAN GRILL & CANTINA F The family restaurant offers authentic Mexican cuisine. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 2128 Sadler Rd. 272-2011. $$ PLAE In Spa & Shops at Omni Amelia Island Plantation, the cozy venue offers an innovative and PLAEful dining experience. D, nightly. 277-2132. $$$ SALT, THE GRILL Best of Jax 2010 winner. Elegant dining featuring local seafood and produce, served in a contemporary coastal setting. FB. D, Tue.-Sat. 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., The Ritz-Carlton, Amelia Island. 491-6746. $$$$ SANDOLLAR RESTAURANT & MARINA F Dine inside or on the deck. Snow crab legs, fresh fish, shellfish dishes.

FB. L & D, daily. 9716 Heckscher Dr., Ft. George Island.

251-2449. $$ SLIDERS SEASIDE GRILL F Oceanfront dining; local seafood, shrimp, crab cakes, outdoor beachfront tiki & raw bar, covered deck and kids’ playground. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1998 S. Fletcher Ave. 277-6652. $$ THE SURF F Dine inside or on large oceanview deck.

Steaks, fresh fish, shrimp and nightly specials. Late-night menu. FB. L & D, daily. 3199 S. Fletcher Ave. 261-5711. $$ T-RAY’S BURGER STATION F A favorite local spot; Best of Jax 2010 winner. Grilled or blackened fish sandwiches, homemade burgers. BW, TO. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 202 S. Eighth St. 261-6310. $ 29 SOUTH EATS F Part of historic Fernandina Beach’s downtown scene. Award-winning Chef Scotty serves traditional world cuisine with a modern twist. L, Tue.-Sat.; D, Mon.-Sat.; Sun. brunch. 29 S. Third St. 277-7919. $$

ARLINGTON, REGENCY EAST COAST BUFFET F A 160+ item Chinese, Japanese, American and Italian buffet. Dine in, take out. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat.; Sun. brunch. 9569 Regency Sq. Blvd. N. 726-9888. $$ GENE’S SEAFOOD F Serving fresh Mayport shrimp, fish, oysters, scallops, gator tail, steaks and combos. L & D, daily. 6132 Merrill Rd. 744-2333. $$ LA NOPALERA Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Intracoastal.

8818 Atlantic Blvd. 720-0106.

ORANGE TREE HOT DOGS F Orange Tree serves hot dogs with slaw, chili cheese or sauerkraut, as well as personal size pizzas. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9501 Arlington Expwy., Regency Square. 721-3595. (For locations, visit orangetreehotdogs.com) $ PITA EXPRESS Philly, chicken fajita, falafel, chicken Caesar salad and eggplant parmigiana pitas, plus omelets and pancakes. CM. B, L & D, daily. 2754 Trollie Lane.

674-2637. $ REGENCY ALE HOUSE & RAW BAR F Generous portions and friendly service in a nautical atmosphere. Fresh fish, specialty pastas, fresh oysters and clams. BW. L & D, daily.

9541 Regency Square Blvd. S. 720-0551. $$ TREY’S DELI & GRILL F Fresh food served in a relaxed atmosphere. Burgers, Trey’s Reuben, deli sandwiches, pork, steaks, seafood, pies. Prime rib specials every Fri. night.

CM, BW. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 2044 Rogero Rd. 744-3690. $$

AVONDALE, ORTEGA BEETHOVEN’S BAGEL BISTRO All-day breakfast menu with French toast and bagels. Lunch is deli fare, wraps, Reubens, paninis; dinner offers paella, chicken & dumplings. CM, BYOB. B, L & D, Wed.-Sat.; B & L, Sun. & Sat. 5917 Roosevelt Blvd. 771-6606. $$ BISCOTTIS F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Mozzarella bruschetta, Avondale pizza, sandwiches, espresso, cappuccino. Revolving daily specials. B, Tue.-Sun.; L & D, daily. 3556 St. Johns Ave. 387-2060. $$$ THE BLUE FISH RESTAURANT & OYSTER BAR Fresh seafood, steaks and more are served in a casual atmosphere. Half-portions are available. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 3551 St. Johns Ave., Shoppes of Avondale.

387-0700. $$$ BRICK RESTAURANT F Creative all-American fare like tuna tartare, seaweed salad and Kobe burger. Outside dining. FB. L & D, daily. 3585 St. Johns Ave. 387-0606. $$$ THE CASBAH F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Middle Eastern cuisine is served in a friendly atmosphere. BW. L & D, daily.

3628 St. Johns Ave. 981-9966. $$ ESPETO BRAZILIAN STEAK HOUSE F Gauchos carve the meat onto your plate from serving tables. FB. D, Tue.-Sun.,

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closed Mon. 4000 St. Johns Ave., Ste. 40. 388-4884. $$$ THE FOX RESTAURANT F Best of Jax 2010 winner. The Fox has been a Jacksonville landmark for 50-plus years. Ian and Mary Chase serve classic diner-style fare, featuring homemade desserts. B & L daily. 3580 St. Johns Ave. 387-2669. $ ORSAY Best of Jax 2010 winner. The French/American bistro focuses on craftsmanship and service. FB. D, Tues.Sat. 3630 Park St. 381-0909. $$$ RUAN THAI The elegant Avondale restaurant offers authentic Thai cuisine, including curries and pad dishes. CM, FB. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 3951 St. Johns Ave. 384-6665. $$$ TOM & BETTY’S F A Jacksonville tradition for more than 30 years, Tom & Betty’s serves hefty sandwiches with classic car themes, along with homemade-style dishes. CM, FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4409 Roosevelt Blvd. 387-3311. $$ ’town Owner Meghan Purcell and Executive Chef Scott Ostrander bring the farm-to-table concept to Northeast Florida with their new Avondale restaurant, offering American fare with an emphasis on sustainability. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 3611 St. Johns Ave. 345-2596. $$

BAYMEADOWS AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Beaches.

8060 Philips Hwy. 731-4300. $ BROADWAY RISTORANTE & PIZZERIA F Family-ownedand-operated New York-style pizzeria serves hand-tossed, brick-oven-baked pizza, and traditional Italian dinners, wings, subs. Dine-in or delivered. CM, BW. L & D, daily.

10920 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 3. 519-8000. $$ BOWL OF PHO This restaurant offers traditional Vietnamese noodle soup and authentic favorites like spring rolls, shrimp wraps and egg rolls. Big portions and a laid-back atmosphere. 9902 Old Baymeadows Rd. 646-4455. $$ CHA-CHA’S MEXICAN RESTAURANT Owner Celso Alvarado offers authentic Mexican fare with 26 combo dinners and specialty dishes including chalupas, enchiladas and burritos. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9551 Baymeadows Rd. 737-9903. $$ CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F Chicago-style deep-dish pizzas, hot dogs, Italian beef dishes from the Comastro family, serving authentic Windy City favorites for 25+ years. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 8206 Philips Hwy. 731-9797. $$$ DEERWOOD DELI & DINER F The ’50s-style diner serves malts, shakes, Reubens, Cubans, burgers, and traditional breakfast items. CM. B & L, daily. 9934 Old Baymeadows Rd. 641-4877. $$ THE FIFTH ELEMENT F The first four elements are earth, water, air and fire — but here they prepare authentic Indian, South Indian and Indochinese dishes with artistic flair. Lunch buffet includes lamb, goat, chicken, tandoori and biryani items. CM. L & D, daily. 9485 Baymeadows Rd. 448-8265. $$ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F See Orange Park. 8650 Baymeadows Rd. 448-0500. $$ INDIA RESTAURANT F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Extensive

For questions, please call your advertising representative at 260-9770. RUN DATE: 020811 IF POSSIBLE AT 268-3655 menu of entrées, clay-oven grilled FAX TandooriYOUR specialtiesPROOF and chicken tandoor, fish, seafood and korma. L, Mon.-Sat., D, PROMISE daily. 9802 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 8. 620-0777. $$ OF BENEFIT LARRY’S GIANT SUBS F With locations all over Northeast Florida, Larry’s piles subs up with fresh fixins and serves ’em fast. Some Larry’s Subs offer B & W and/or serve breakfast. CM. L & D, daily. 3928 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 9 (Goodby’s Creek), 737-7740; 8616 Baymeadows Rd. 7392498. larryssubs.com $ LEMONGRASS F Upscale Thai cuisine in a metropolitan atmosphere. Chef Aphayasane’s innovative creations include roast duckling and fried snapper. BW. R. L, Mon.Fri.; D, Mon.-Sat. 9846 Old Baymeadows Rd. 645-9911. $$ MANDALOUN MEDITERRANEAN CUISINE F This Lebanese restaurant offers authentic Mediterranean cuisine: lahm meshwe, kafta khoshkhas and baked filet of red snapper. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9862 Old Baymeadows Rd. 646-1881. $$ MAYURI INDIAN CUISINE F Traditional Indian items include tandoori specials, South Indian, Indo-Chinese, vegetarian, biryani and thali style dishes. BW. L & D. 9551 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 10. 448-5999. $$ NATIVE SUN NATURAL FOODS MARKET F Best of Jax 2010 winner. The organic supermarket offers a full deli and a hot bar with fresh soups, quesadillas, rotisserie chicken and vegan sushi, as well as a fresh juice and smoothie bar.

11030 Baymeadows Rd. 260-2791. $ OMAHA STEAKHOUSE Center-cut beef, fresh seafood and sandwiches served in an English tavern atmosphere.

The signature dish is a 16-ounce bone-in ribeye. Desserts include crème brûlée. FB. L & D, daily. 9300 Baymeadows Rd., Embassy Suites Hotel. 739-6633. $$ PATTAYA THAI GRILLE F Serving traditional Thai and vegetarian items and a 40-plus item vegetarian menu in a contemporary atmosphere. B/W. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 9551 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 1. 646-9506. $$ PIZZA PALACE F See San Marco. 3928 Baymeadows Rd. 527-8649. $$ STICKY FINGERS F See Beaches. 8129 Point Meadows Way. 493-7427. $$

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A LA CARTE Authentic New England fare like Maine lobster rolls, Ipswich clams, crab cake sandwich, fried shrimp basket, clam chowder. Outside deck. TO. L, Mon., Tue., Sat. & Sun. 331 First Ave. N. 241-2005. $$ AL’S PIZZA F Serving hand-tossed gourmet pizzas, calzones and Italian entrees for more than 21 years. Voted Best Pizza by Folio Weekly readers from 1996-2010. BW. L & D, daily. 303 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-0002. $ ANGIE’S SUBS F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Subs are made-to-order fresh. Serious casual. Wicked good iced tea.

1436 Beach Blvd. 246-2519. $ ATOMIC FLYING FISH SEAFOOD TACO GRILL F Beachcasual with Cali-style fish, steak, blackened gator tacos

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and sides. L & D, daily. 309 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach.

372-0882. $$ BEACH BUDS CHICKEN F This cozy, family-owned place serves marinated fried or baked chicken: family meals (kids like Peruvian nuggets), giant tenders, in box lunches and as Mini-Me sandwiches, along with gizzards, livers, 15 sides and fried or blackened shrimp, fish, conch fritters, deviled crabs. TO. L & D, daily. 1289 Penman Road. 247-2828. $ BEACHSIDE SEAFOOD RESTAURANT & MARKET F The full fresh seafood market serves seafood baskets, fish tacos, oyster baskets and Philly cheesesteaks. Dine indoors or outside. Beach delivery. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 120 S. Third St. 444-8862. $$ BONGIORNO’S PHILLY STEAK SHOP F South Philly’s Bongiorno family imports Amoroso rolls for Real Deal cheese-steak, Original Gobbler, clubs, wraps, burgers and dogs. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 2294 Mayport Rd., Atlantic Beach. 246-3278. $$ BONO’S PIT BAR-B-Q F Baby back ribs, fried corn, sweet potatoes. BW. L & D, daily. 1307 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach. 270-2666. 1266 S. Third St. 249-8704. bonosbarbq.com $ THE BRASSERIE & BAR This new French/European-style bistro and bar offers coq au vin, French onion soup, fritto misto, Moroccan-style lamb shank. FB. D, Tue.-Sun. 1312 Beach Blvd. 249-5800. $$$ BUDDHA’S BELLY Authentic Thai dishes made with fresh ingredients using tried-and-true recipes. FB, TO. L & D, daily. 301 10th Ave. N. 712-4444. $$ BURRITO CANTINA This hole-in-the-wall serves big burritos and big beers. TO. L & D, daily. 22 Seminole Rd., Atlantic Beach. 246-2000. $ CAMPECHE BAY CANTINA F Homemade-style Mexican items are fajitas, enchiladas and fried ice cream, plus margaritas. FB. D, nightly. 127 First Ave. N. 249-3322. $$ CARIBBEE KEY F Best of Jax 2010 winner. AmerCaribbean cuisine includes seafood, steaks and sandwiches. Open-air deck bar upstairs; outdoor dining downstairs. FB. L & D, daily. 100 N. First St., Neptune Beach. 270-8940. $$ CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows.

320 N. First St. 270-8565. $$ COPPER TOP SOUTHERN AMERICAN CUISINE F The menu features favorites from The Homestead, like fried chicken, homemade-style biscuits and cornbread, served in a family atmosphere inside a cozy log cabin. CM, FB. Sun. brunch; D, daily. 1712 Beach Blvd. 249-4776. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2010 winner, serving burgers, sandwiches, nachos, tacos, quesadillas and cheese fries. 319 23rd Ave. S. 270-0356. $ CULHANE’S IRISH PUB F Four Culhane sisters own and operate the authentic Irish pub, featuring Guy Fieri’s (“Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives”) fave items — Guinness stew, lamb sliders and fish pie. L, Fri.-Sun.; D, Tue.-Sun.; weekend brunch. FB, CM. 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach.

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249-3001. $ FIONN MACCOOL’S IRISH PUB & RESTAURANT Casual dining with uptown Irish flair, including fish and chips, Guinness beef stew and black-and-tan brownies. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 333 N. First St. 242-9499. $$ THE FISH COMPANY F Fresh, local seafood is served, including Mayport shrimp, fish baskets, grilled tuna and an oyster bar. L & D, daily. CM, FB. 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 12, Atlantic Beach. 246-0123. $$ HALA SANDWICH SHOP & BAKERY Authentic Middle Eastern favorites include gyros, shwarma, pita bread, made fresh daily. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 1451 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach. 249-2212. $$ HOT DOG HUT F Best of Jax 2010 winner. All-beef hot dogs, sausages, hamburgers, crab cakes, beer-battered onion rings and French fries. B. L, daily. 1439 Third St. S. 247-8886. $ ICHIBAN F Three dining areas: teppan or hibachi tables (watch a chef prepare your food), a sushi bar and Westernstyle seating offering tempura and teriyaki. FB, Japanese plum wine. L & D, daily. 675 N. Third St. 247-4688. $$ LYNCH’S IRISH PUB F Best of Jax 2010 winner. The full-service restaurant offers corned beef and cabbage, Shepherd’s pie and fish-n-chips. 30+ beers on tap. FB. L, Sat. & Sun., D, daily. 514 N. First St. 249-5181. $$ MEZZA LUNA RISTORANTE F A Beaches tradition for 20+ years. Favorites are Szechuan ahi tuna, lasagna Bolognese and wood-fired pizza. Inside or patio. Extensive wine list. CM, FB. D, Mon.-Sat. 110 First St., Neptune Beach. 249-5573. $$$ MIMI’S SPORTS GRILLE East meets West: Every dish is infused with Asian style and ingredients, including lumpia, yaki tori and several kinds of sushi. FB. L & D daily. 1021 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 270-1030. $$ MOJO KITCHEN BBQ PIT & BLUES BAR F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Traditional slow-cooked Southern barbecue served in a blues bar atmosphere. Favorites are pulled pork, Texas brisket and slow-cooked ribs. CM, FB. L & D, daily.

1500 Beach Blvd. 247-6636. $$ MONKEY’S UNCLE TAVERN F For 25 years, Monkey’s has served pub grub, burgers, sandwiches, seafood and wings.

Dine inside or out on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 1850 S. Third St. 246-1070. $ NORTH BEACH BISTRO F Casual dining with an elegant touch, like slow-cooked veal osso buco with truffled mushroom risotto; calypso crusted mahi mahi with spiced plantain chips. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 6, Atlantic Beach. 372-4105. $$$

OCEAN 60 Best of Jax 2010 winner. A prix fixe menu is offered. Continental cuisine, with fresh seafood, nightly specials and a changing seasonal menu. Dine in a formal dining room or casual Martini Room. D, Mon.-Sat. 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 247-0060. $$$ PACO’S MEXICAN GRILL Serving Baja-style Mexican cuisine, featuring carne asada, tacos, burritos, fish tacos and shrimp burritos. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 333 First St. N. 208-5097. $ PARSONS SEAFOOD RESTAURANT F The family-style restaurant has an outdoor patio and an extensive menu, including the mariner’s platter and the Original Dreamboat.

CM, FB. L & D, daily. 904 Sixth Ave. S. 249-0608. $$ PHILLY’S FINEST Authentic Philly-style cheesesteaks are made with imported Amorosa rolls. Hoagies, wings and pizza ... cold beer, too. FB. L & D, daily. 1527 N. Third St. 241-7188. $$ RAGTIME TAVERN SEAFOOD GRILL F The Beaches landmark serves grilled seafood with a Cajun/Creole accent. Hand-crafted cold beer. FB. L & D, daily. 207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 241-7877. $$ SALT LIFE FOOD SHACK F Salt Life offers a wide array of specialty menu items, including the signature tuna poke bowl, fresh rolled sushi, Ensenada tacos and local fried shrimp, served in a casual, trendy open-air space. FB, TO, CM. L & D, daily. 1018 Third St. N. 372-4456. $$ SNEAKERS SPORTS GRILLE F Best of Jax 2010 winner.

111 Beach Blvd. 482-1000. $$ STICKY FINGERS F Memphis-style rib house specializes in barbecue ribs served several ways. FB. L & D, daily. 363 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 241-RIBS. $$ SUN DOG STEAK & SEAFOOD F Eclectic American fare, art deco décor with an authentic diner feel. FB. L & D, daily; Sun. brunch. 207 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach.

241-8221. $$ TACOLU BAJA MEXICANA F Best of Jax 2010 winner.

Fresh, Baja-style Mexican fare, with a focus on fish tacos and tequila, as well as fried che ese, bangin’ shrimp and verde chicken tacos. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 1183 Beach Blvd.

249-TACO (8226). $$ THAI ROOM RESTAURANT F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Dine in an intimate setting as Chef Thepsouvanh prepares Thai cuisine like crispy duck or pan-seared Chilean sea bass. BW. L, Mon.-Fri. D, Mon.-Sat. 1286 S. Third St. 249-8444. $$$ THE WINE BAR The casual neighborhood place has a tapas-style menu, fire-baked flatbreads and a wine selection. Tue.-Sun. 320 N. First St. 372-0211. $$

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ADAMS STREET DELI & GRILL F The lunch spot serves wraps, including grilled chicken, and salads, including Greek salad. L, Mon.-Fri. 126 W. Adams St. 475-1400. $$ BURRITO GALLERY & BAR F Best of Jax 2010 winner.

Southwest cuisine, traditional American salads. Burritos and more burritos. Onsite art gallery. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 21 E. Adams St. 598-2922. $ CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows.

The Jacksonville Landing. 354-7747. $$$ CITY HALL PUB On the Trolley route. A sports bar vibe: 16 big-screen HDTVs. Angus burgers, dogs, sandwiches & sides, AYCE wings buffet, soup-n-salad. FB. Free downtown area lunch delivery. L & D, daily. 234 Randolph Blvd.

356-6750. $$ DE REAL TING CAFE F The popular restaurant offers a Caribbean lunch buffet Tue.-Fri. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 128 W. Adams St. 633-9738. $ INDOCHINE Serving Thai and Southeast Asian cuisine in the core of downtown. Signature dishes include favorites like chicken Satay, soft shell crab, and mango and sticky rice for dessert. BW, FB, TO. L, Mon.-Fri., D, Tue.-Sat. 21 E. Adams St. 598-5303. $$ JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE Family-owned-andoperated. Jenkins offers beef, pork, chicken, homemade desserts. L & D, daily. 830 N. Pearl St. 353-6388. $ JULIETTE’S & J-BAR Serving dinner before (or dessert after) a show. Breakfast buffet. J-Bar serves bistro-inspired small plates. FB. Daily. Omni Hotel, 245 W. Water St. 355-6664. $$$ KOJA SUSHI F Sushi, Japanese, Asian and Korean cuisine. Indoor and outdoor dining and bar. FB. L & D, daily.

The Jacksonville Landing. 350-9911. $$ THE SKYLINE DINING & CONFERENCE CENTER Weekday lunch includes salad bar, hot meals and a carving station.

L, Mon.-Fri.; L, Sun. upon request. FB. 50 N. Laura St., Ste. 3550. 791-9797. $$ ZODIAC GRILL F Newly relocated, and serving Mediterranean cuisine and American favorites, with a popular lunch buffet. BW. B & L, daily. 120 W. Adams St. 354-8283. $

FLEMING ISLAND ALL STARS SPORTS BAR & GRILL F This casual sports-themed bar and restaurant features wings, burgers

and tacos, a customer favorite. CM, FB. 2223 C.R. 220.

264-3322. $ GRASSROOTS NATURAL MARKET F See Riverside. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat.; L, Sun. 1915 East West Pkwy., 541-0009. $ HONEY B’S CAFE Breakfast includes omelets, pancakes, French toast. Lunch offers entrée salads, quiches and build-your-own burgers. Peanut butter pie is a customer favorite. Tea parties are held every Sat. B & L, daily. 3535 U.S. 17, Ste. 8. 264-7325. $$ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Intracoastal. 1571 C.R. 220, Ste. 100. 215-2223. $ MERCURY MOON F Appetizers, sandwiches, desserts.

Daily specials. TO, FB. L & D, daily. 2015 C.R. 220.

215-8999. $$ MOJO SMOKEHOUSE F Best of Jax 2010 winner. FB. L & D, daily. 1810 Town Ctr. Blvd. 264-0636. $$ ROCKIN RODZ BAR & GRILLE This place offers fresh fare, like Stratocaster shrimp, Hot Rod gumbo and handmade gourmet Angus burgers, served in a rockin’, upscale casual atmosphere. Dine indoors or out. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 2574 C.R. 220, Stes. 4-7. 276-2000. $$ WHITEY’S FISH CAMP F This renowned seafood place, family-owned since 1963, specializes in AYCE freshwater catfish. Also steaks, pastas. Outdoor waterfront dining.

Come by car, boat or bike. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 2032 C.R. 220. 269-4198. $

INTRACOASTAL AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Beaches.

14286 Beach Blvd. (at San Pablo Rd.) 223-0991. $ BRUCCI’S PIZZA, PASTA, PANINIS F Brucci’s offers authentic New York-style pizza, Italian pastas and desserts in a family atmosphere. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 36. 223-6913. $ CLIFF’S ROCKIN’ BAR-N-GRILL F Cliff’s features 8-ounce burgers, wings, steak, seafood, homemade pizza and daily specials. FB. L & D, daily. Smoking permitted.

3033 Monument Rd., Ste. 2, Cobblestone Plaza.

645-5162. $$ ISTANBUL MEDITERRANEAN & ITALIAN CUISINE The varied menu offers European cuisine including lamb, beef and chicken dishes, as well as pizza and wraps. BW. L & D, daily. 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 26. 220-9192. $$ JERRY’S SPORTS GRILLE & STEAKHOUSE F The menu includes wings, hamburgers, Ahi tuna and handcut steaks.

CM, FB. Daily. 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 22. 220-6766. $ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. The familyowned-and-operated restaurant serves authentic Mexican cuisine, like tamales, fajitas and pork tacos, in a casual family atmosphere. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 14333 Beach Blvd.

992-1666. $ MILANO’S RESTAURANT & PIZZERIA Homemade Italian cuisine, including breads, pizzas, calzones and specialty dishes. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 12620 Beach Blvd., Ste. 4.

646-9119. $$ TIME OUT SPORTS GRILL F Wings, gourmet pizza, fresh seafood and specialty wraps. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Sat. & Sun. 13799 Beach Blvd., Ste. 5. 223-6999. $$ TKO’S THAI HUT F The menu offers Thai fusion, curry dishes, chef’s specials, steaks and healthy options. Sushi, too. Hookahs are also available. Dine inside or on the covered patio. FB. L & D, daily. 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 46.

647-7546. $$ ZAITOON MEDITERRANEAN GRILL Traditional Mediterranean family recipes are blended to create Spanish, French, Italian and Middle Eastern inspired dishes. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 13475 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 40, Harbour Village. 221-7066. $$

JULINGTON, NW ST. JOHNS BLACKSTONE GRILLE The menu blends flavors from a variety of cultures and influences for modern American fusion cuisine, served in a bistro-style setting. FB. L & D, Mon.-Fri., D, Sat.; Sun. brunch. 112 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 102. 287-0766. $$$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA F See Intracoastal. 540 S.R. 13, Ste. 10, Fruit Cove. 287-8317. $$ CHICAGO PIZZA BAKERY & PUB F Transforms from family restaurant to pub serving Chicago-style deep dish pizza. CM, FB. D, Tue.-Fri., L & D, Sat. & Sun. 107 Nature Walk Pkwy., Ste. 101, 230-9700. $$ HAPPY OURS SPORTS GRILLE F Features wings, big salads, burgers, wraps and sandwiches. Sports events on HDTVs. CM, FB. 116 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 101.

683-1964. $ PIZZA PALACE F See San Marco. 116 Bartram Oaks Walk. 230-2171. $ RUSSO’S ITALIAN RESTAURANT F Traditional Italian cuisine includes veal, eggplant, seafood, steak. CM. D, Tue.-Sun. 2750 Race Track Rd., Ste. 106, Plantation Plaza.

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11190 San Jose Blvd. 260-4115. $ AW SHUCKS F This seafood place features an oyster bar, steaks, seafood, chicken wings and pasta. Favorites include ahi tuna, shrimp & grits, oysters Rockefeller, pitas byand kabobs.

SalesSweet Reppotato co puffs are the signature side item. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9743 Old St. Augustine Rd. 240-0368. $$ THE BLUE CRAB CRABHOUSE F Maryland-style crabhouse featuring fresh blue crabs, garlic crabs, King, Snow and Dungeness crab legs. FB, CM. D, Tue.-Sat.; L & D, Sun. 3057 Julington Creek Rd. 260-2722. $$ BROOKLYN PIZZA F The traditional pizzeria serves New York-style pizza, specialty pies, and subs, strombolis and calzones. BW. L & D, daily. 11406 San Jose Blvd.

288-9211. 13820 St. Augustine Rd. 880-0020. $ CASA MARIA F See Springfield. L & D, daily. 14965 Old St. Augustine Rd. 619-8186. $$ CLARK’S FISH CAMP F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Clark’s has steak, ribs, AYCE catfish dinners, 3-pound prime rib.

Dine in, out or in a creek-view glass-enclosed room. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Sat. & Sun. 12903 Hood Landing Rd. 268-3474. $$ DON JUAN’S RESTAURANT F Authentic Mexican dishes prepared daily from scratch, served in a casual atmosphere. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 12373 San Jose Blvd.

268-8722. $$ GIGI’S RESTAURANT Breakfast buffet served daily, lunch buffet weekdays. The Comedy Zone (Best of Jax 2010 winner) has an appetizer menu. FB. B, L & D, daily. I-295 & San Jose Blvd. (Ramada Inn). 268-8080. $$ (Fri. & Sat. buffet, $$$) HALA CAFE & BAKERY F See Southside. 9735 Old St. Augustine Rd. 288-8890. $$ KOBE JAPANESE RESTAURANT The fusion-style sushi restaurant offers oyster shooters, kobe beef shabushabu, Chilean sea bass and filet mignon. BW & sake. L & D, daily. 11362 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 8. 288-7999. $$ LET’S NOSH F The authentic Jewish deli offers a full breakfast, lunch, brunch and full-service deli counter.

Real New York water bagels, bread baked on site and desserts. CM. B & L, daily. 9850 San Jose Blvd.

683-8346. $ MAMA FU’S ASIAN HOUSE MSG-free pan-Asian cuisine prepared to order in woks using fresh ingredients.

Authentic Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese and Thai dishes. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 11105 San Jose Blvd.

260-1727. $$ MANDARIN ALE HOUSE A laid-back atmosphere with 30-plus beers on tap. FB. L & D, daily. 11112 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 19. 292-0003. $$ NATIVE SUN NATURAL FOODS MARKET F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Organic supermarket with full deli and salad bar serving wraps, quesadillas, chopped salads, vegetarian dishes. Fresh juice and smoothie bar. Indoor and outdoor seating. Mon.-Sat. 10000 San Jose Blvd.

260-6950. $ WHOLE FOODS MARKET F 100+ prepared items at a full-service and self-service hot bar, soup bar, dessert bar. Made-to-order Italian specialties from a brick oven pizza hearth. L & D, daily. 10601 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 22.

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ORANGE PARK GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F For 18-plus years, the sportsthemed family restaurant has served wings, ribs, entrees, sandwiches. FB. L & D, daily. 9680 Argyle Forest Blvd.

425-6466. $$ THE HILLTOP CLUB She crab soup, scallops, prime beef, wagyu beef, chicken Florentine and stuffed grouper are featured. Chef Nick’s salmon is a customer favorite. FB. D, Tue.-Sat. 2030 Wells Rd. 272-5959. $$ JOEY MOZARELLAS This Italian restaurant’s specialty is the 24-slice pizza: 18”x26” of fresh ingredients and sauces made daily. CM, TO. L & D, daily. 930 Blanding Blvd. 579-4748. $$ POMPEII COAL-FIRED PIZZA F Pizzas are baked in coal-fired ovens. Popular pizzas include Health Choice and Mozzarella. Coal-fired sandwiches and wings, too.

BW. L & D, daily. 2134 Park Ave. 264-6116. $$ THE ROADHOUSE F Burgers, wings, deli sandwiches, popular lunches. FB. L & D, daily. 231 Blanding Blvd.

264-0611. $ THAI GARDEN F Traditional Thai cuisine made with fresh ingredients, served in a relaxed atmosphere. Curry dishes and specialty selections with authentic Thai flavors. BW. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, nightly. 10 Blanding Blvd., Ste. A. 272-8434. $$

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PONTE VEDRA, NE ST. JOHNS AL’S PIZZA F Homemade breads, pizza, white pizza, calzones and Italian entrees. Voted Best Pizza in Jax by Folio Weekly readers from 1996-2010. BW. L & D, daily.

635 A1A. 543-1494. $ AQUA GRILL Upscale cuisine offers fresh seafood, Angus steaks, Maine lobster and vegetarian dishes. Outdoor patio seating. FB. L, Mon.-Sat.; D, nightly. 950 Sawgrass Village Dr. 285-3017. $$$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA F Authentic New York-style pizza, Italian pastas, paninis, desserts. Family atmosphere. CM. L & D, daily. 880 A1A, Ste. 8. 280-7677. $$ CAFFE ANDIAMO Traditional Italian cuisine features fresh seafood, veal, homemade pastas and wood-fired pizza prepared in a copper clad oven. An extensive wine list is offered in a cosmopolitan atmosphere. Dine indoors or Out on the terrace. L & D, daily. 500 Sawgrass Village.

280-2299. $$$ KARMA This homey place offers favorites from here and abroad, including burgers, wings, pastas, salads and apps, prepared with fresh, local ingredients. Outdoor dining is available. Brunch menu on Sat. & Sun. CM, FB. L, Sat. & Sun.; D, daily. 822 A1A N., Ste. 105. 834-3942. $$ LULU’S WATERFRONT GRILLE F On the Intracoastal Waterway, LuLu’s can be reached by car or by boat.

Seafood, steaks and pasta dishes with a sophisticated flair. FB. L & D, daily; Sun. brunch. 301 N. Roscoe Blvd.

285-0139. $$ NINETEEN AT TPC SAWGRASS In Sawgrass’ Tournament Players Club, Nineteen features more than 230 wines and freshly prepared American and Continental cuisine, including local seafood, served inside or al fresco on the verandah. L & D, daily. 110 Championship Way. 273-3235. $$$ PUSSER’S BAR & GRILLE F Freshly prepared Caribbean cuisine, including red snapper Ponte Vedra Jamaican grilled pork ribs and barbecued salmon tower. Tropical rum drinks feature Pusser’s Painkiller. FB. L & D, daily. 816 A1A N., Ste. 100. 280-7766. L, $$; D, $$ RESTAURANT MEDURE Chef Matthew Medure offers his eclectic cuisine featuring local and imported seafood with Southern and Asian influences. F/B. D, Mon.-Sat. 818 A1A N. 543-3797. $$$ RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE Best of Jax 2010 winner.

See San Marco. 8141 A1A. 285-0014. $$$$ SIMPLE FAIRE F Simple Faire offers breakfast and lunch favorites, featuring Boar’s Head meats and cheeses served on fresh bread. Daily specials. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 3020 Hartley Rd., Ste. 110. 683-2542. $$ 619 OCEAN VIEW Dining with a Mediterranean touch, featuring fresh seafood, steaks and nightly specials. FB, CM. D, Wed.-Sun. 619 Ponte Vedra Blvd., Cabana Beach Club. 285-6198. $$$ URBAN FLATS Ancient world-style flatbread is paired with fresh regional and seasonal ingredients in wraps, flatwiches and entrées, served in a casual, urban atmosphere. An international wine list is offered. FB. L & D, daily. 330 A1A N. 280-5515. $$

RIVERSIDE, 5 POINTS, WESTSIDE AJ’S ON PARK STREET AJ’s is a casual barbecue spot serving smoked St. Louis-style ribs, pulled pork, smoked brisket, seafood and dishes made with a Latin touch. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 630 Park St. 598-0188. $$ AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Beaches.

1620 Margaret St. 388-8384. $ BAKERY MODERNE F The neighborhood bakery offers classic pastries, artisanal breads, seasonal favorites, all made from scratch, including the popular petit fours and custom cakes. B & L, daily. 869 Stockton St., Ste. 6, Riverside. 389-7117. $ COOL MOOSE F Classic sandwiches, eclectic wraps and desserts. An extensive gourmet coffee menu with Green Mountain coffees and frozen coffee drinks. B & L, daily.

Brunch, Sun. 2708 Park St. 381-4242. $ CROSS CREEK F See Springfield. 850 S. Lane Ave. 783-9579. $$ EUROPEAN STREET CAFÉ F See San Marco. 2753 Park St. 384-9999. $ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F See Orange Park. 6677 103rd St., Westside, 777-6135. $$ GRASSROOTS NATURAL MARKET F A deli, organic and natural grocery, and juice & smoothie bar offers teas, coffees, gourmet cheeses; natural, organic and raw items.

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organic wines. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat.; L, Sun. 2007 Park St. 384-4474. $ HJ’S BAR & GRILL F This grill serves traditional American fare: burgers, sandwiches, wraps and platters of ribs, shrimp and fish. CM, FB. L & D, Sat. & Sun., D, Mon.Fri. 8540 Argyle Forest Blvd., Ste. 1. 317-2783. $$ HOVAN MEDITERRANEAN GOURMET F Dine inside or on the patio. Mediterranean entrées include lamb, and beef gyros. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 2005-1 Park St. 381-9394. $ JACKSONS GRILL Locally owned spot has an original menu of fried pickle chips, Rockin’ Ranch burgers, gumbo, sandwiches. BW, TO. B, L & D, daily. 1522 King St. 384-8984. $$ JOHNNY’S DELI & GRILL F A Riverside tradition, serving 60+ fresh deli and grill items, including hot sandwiches.

L, Mon.-Fri. 474 Riverside Ave. 356-8055. $ MONROE’S SMOKEHOUSE BBQ Smoked meats include wings, pulled pork, brisket, turkey and ribs. Homemadestyle sides include green beans, baked beans, red cole slaw, collards. BW, CM. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4838 Highway Ave., 389-5551. $$ MOON RIVER PIZZA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Amelia Island. 1176 Edgewood Ave. S. 389-4442. $ MOSSFIRE GRILL F Southwestern menu with ahi tuna tacos, goat cheese enchiladas and gouda quesadillas.

Dine inside or on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 1537 Margaret St. 355-4434. $$ O’BROTHERS IRISH PUB F Innovative Irish fare and traditional faves are offered, like lambburger with Stilton crust, Guinness mac & cheese, Shepherd’s pie and fishn-chips — plus 18 beers on tap. L, daily except Mon.; D, daily. CM, FB. 1521 Margaret St. 854-9300. $$ PERARD’S PIZZA & ITALIAN CUISINE F Traditional Italian fare is prepared with fresh sauces and dough made from scratch daily, along with a large selection of gourmet pizza toppings. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 11043 Crystal Springs Rd., Ste. 2. 378-8131. $ PERFECT RACK BILLIARDS F Upscale billiards hall has burgers, steak, deli sandwiches, wings. Family-friendly, non-smoking. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 1186 Edgewood Ave. S., Murray Hill. 738-7645. $ PIZZA PALACE ON THE PARK F See San Marco. Outdoor seating. 920 Margaret St., 5 Points. 598-1212. $$ SAKE HOUSE F Japanese grill and sushi bar features sushi, sashimi, katsu, tempura, hibachi and specialty rolls. CM, BW, sake. L & D, daily. 824 Lomax St. 301-1188. $$ SUMO SUSHI Authentic Japanese fare, traditional to entrees and sushi rolls, spicy sashimi salad, gyoza (pork dumpling), tobiko (flying fish roe), Rainbow roll (tuna, salmon, yellowtail, Calif. roll). BW, CM. L & D, daily. 2726 Park St. 388-8838. $$ SUSHI CAFÉ F Authentic Japanese cuisine with a variety of sushi plus entrees like king salmon, katsu and teriyaki.

BW, CM. L & D, daily. 2025 Riverside Ave. 384-2888. $$ TWO DOORS DOWN F Former Tad’s owner offers traditional faves: hotcakes, omelets, burgers, pork chops, liver & onions, fried chicken, sides and desserts. CM, TO. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 436 Park St. 598-0032. $ WALKERS This nightspot has a tapas menu plus a wide variety of wines, served in a rustic, intimate atmosphere.

BW. Tue.-Sat. 2692 Post St. 894-7465. $ WASABI JAPANESE BUFFET F AYCE buffet. Sushi bar, sashimi, hibachi, teriyaki, tempura, steak, seafood. BW. L & D, daily. 1014 Margaret St., Ste. 1, 5 Points.

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A1A ALE WORKS F The city’s only brew pub taps seven hand-crafted ales and lagers. A1A specializes in innovative New World cuisine. FB. L & D, daily. 1 King St. 829-2977. $$ AMICI ITALIAN RESTAURANT F A family-owned-andoperated Italian restaurant offers traditional pasta, veal, please Folio call your advertising at 260-9770.

RUN DATE: steak and seafood dishes. CM,For FB. L questions, & D, daily. 1915B A1A Weekly’s F-Bombrepresentative newsletter is out every Monday with info021511 S., St. Augustine Beach. 461-0102. $$ FAX YOUR PROOF IF POSSIBLE AT 268-3655 on ticket giveaways and a sneak peek at the coming week’s issue!

ANN O’MALLEY’S F Fresh handmade sandwiches, soups, salads and perfectly poured PROMISE Guinness. Favorites Produced by jw Checked by Sales OF BENEFIT SUPPORT ASK FOR ACTION include Reubens and chicken salad. CM, BW, Irish beers on tap. L & D, daily. 23 Orange St. 825-4040. $$ BEACH STREET PIZZA New York and Chicago style pizzas, calzones and homemade pasta dishes, all made from fresh ingredients., served in a beach-theme atmosphere.

CM. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 4171 A1A S. 461-0910. $$ BORRILLO’S PIZZA & SUBS F Specialty pizzas are Borrillo’s Supreme (extra cheese, pepperoni, sausage), white and vegetarian pizzas. Subs and pasta dinners. L & D, daily. 88 San Marco Ave. 829-1133. $ CAFÉ ELEVEN F Eclectic cuisine like feta spinach egg croissant, apple turkey sandwich, pear-berry salad. Daily chef creations. BW. B, L & D, daily. 501 A1A Beach Blvd.

460-9311. B, $; L & D, $$ CARMELO’S PIZZERIA F Authentic New York style brick-oven-baked pizza, fresh baked sub rolls, Boars Head meats and cheeses, fresh salads, calzones, strombolis and sliced pizza specials. BW. L & D, daily. 146 King St. 494-6658. $$ THE FLORIDIAN The downtown restaurant serves innovative Southern fare, made with local farmers’ local food. Signature items: fried green tomato bruschetta, ’N’grits with shrimp, fish or tofu. L & D, Wed.-Mon. 39 Cordova St. 829-0655. $$ GYPSY CAB COMPANY F Best of Jax 2010 winner.

International menu features large portions, reasonable prices. FB. L & D, daily. 828 Anastasia Blvd. 824-8244. $$ HARRY’S SEAFOOD BAR & GRILLE F In a historic, two-story house, the New Orleans-style eatery has fresh seafood, steaks, jambalaya, etouffée and shrimp. FB. L & D, daily. 46 Avenida Menendez. 824-7765. $$ HURRICANE PATTY’S F Casual waterfront seafood place features lunch specials, nightly dinners. Dine inside or on the deck. L & D, daily. 69 Lewis Blvd. 827-1822. $$ KINGS HEAD BRITISH PUB F Authentic Brit pub serves fish & chips, Cornish pastie and steak & kidney pie.

Tap beers are Guinness, Newcastle and Bass. BW. L & D, Wed.-Sun. 6460 U.S. 1 (4 miles N. of St. Augustine Airport.) 823-9787. $$ THE MANATEE CAFÉ F Serving healthful cuisine using organically grown fruits, vegetables, grains and legumes.

B & L, daily. 525 S.R. 16, Ste. 106, Westgate Plaza.

826-0210. $ MANGO MANGO’S BEACHSIDE BAR & GRILL Caribbean kitchen has comfort food with a tropical twist: coconut shrimp and fried plantains. BW, CM. Outdoor dining. 700 A1A Beach Blvd., (A Street access) St. Augustine Beach.

461-1077. $$ MILL TOP TAVERN F A St. Auggie institution in an 1884 building, serving Ultimate Nachos, soups, sandwiches, daily specials. Dine inside or on open-air decks. At the big mill wheel. FB. L & D, daily. 19 1/2 St. George St. 829-2329. $$

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OASIS RESTAURANT & DECK F Just 1 block from the ocean, with a tropical atmosphere and open-air deck.

Steamed oysters, crab legs, burgers. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 4000 A1A & Ocean Trace Rd., St. Augustine Beach.

471-3424. $ PURPLE OLIVE INTERNATIONAL BISTRO F Familyowned-and-operated, with a creative menu of wines, nightly specials, fresh artisan breads. Soups, salad dressings and desserts made from scratch. D, Tue.-Sat. 4255 A1A S., Ste. 6, St. Augustine Beach. 461-1250. $$ RAINTREE The restaurant, located in a Victorian home, offers a menu with contemporary and traditional international influences. Extensive wine list. FB. D, daily.

102 San Marco Ave. 824-7211. $$$ SCARLETT O’HARA’S Best of Jax 2010 winner. Serving Southern fare, barbecue and seafood. CM, FB. L & D, daily.

70 Hypolita St. 824-6535. $$ SHENANIGANS SIDELINES SPORTS GRILL The sports grill serves 80+ craft, imported & domestic beers, and homemade-style sandwiches. L & D, daily. 4010 U.S. 1 S. 217-3051. $$ SUNSET GRILLE Casual Key West style and a seafoodheavy menu — it’s a consistent Great Chowder Debate winner. Specialties include baby back ribs, lobster ravioli, coconut shrimp and datil pepper wings with bleu cheese dressing. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 421 A1A Beach Blvd.

471-5555. $$$ ZHANRAS F Art-themed tapas-style place has small plate items in a casual, contemporary space. Entrée portions available. CM, FB. D, daily; Sun. brunch. 108 Anastasia Blvd. 823-3367. $$

ST. JOHNS TOWN CENTER, TINSELTOWN BLACKFINN AMERICAN GRILLE With four dining rooms, Blackfinn offers classic American fare: beef, seafood, pasta, chicken and flatbread sandwiches. Dine indoors or on the patio. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 4840 Big Island Dr. 345-3466. $$ FIVE GUYS BURGERS & FRIES Best of Jax 2010 winner.

13249 City Square Dr. 751-9711. 9039 Southside Blvd., 538-9100. 4413 Town Center Pkwy., Ste. 401. 996-6900. fiveguys.com $ THE GRAPE BISTRO & WINE BAR F More than 145 wines, along with a tapas menu of gourmet fare to pair with the wine list. A wide selection of beer is also served. L & D, daily. 10281 Midtown Parkway, Ste. 119.

642-7111. $$ ISLAND GIRL WINE & CIGAR BAR F Upscale tropical vibe. Walk-in humidor, pairing apps and desserts with 25 wines, ports by the glass. 220+ wines by the bottle; draft, bottled beer. L & D, daily. 7860 Gate Pkwy., Ste. 115.

854-6060. $$ JOHNNY ANGELS F The menu reflects its ’50s-style décor, including Blueberry Hill pancakes, Fats Domino omelet, Elvis special combo platter. Shakes, malts. B, L & D, daily. 3546 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S., Ste. 120.

997-9850. $ LIBRETTO’S PIZZERIA & ITALIAN KITCHEN F Authentic NYC pizzeria brings Big Apple crust, cheese and sauce to Jax. Libretto’s serves third-generation family-style Italian classics, fresh-from-the-oven calzones, and desserts in a casual, comfy setting. L & D, daily. 4880 Big Island Dr., Ste. 1. 402-8888. $$ LIME LEAF F Authentic Thai cuisine: fresh papaya salad, pad Thai, mango sweet rice. BW. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.-Sat. 9822 Tapestry Park Cir., Stes. 108 & 109. 645-8568. $$ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Tossed spring water dough, lean meats, veggies and vegetarian choices make up specialty pizzas, hoagies and calzones. FB. L & D, daily.

9734 Deer Lake Court (at Tinseltown). 997-1955. $ mellowmushroom.com MITCHELL’S FISH MARKET F Featuring seafood, an ever-changing menu of more than 180 items includes cedar-roasted Atlantic salmon and seared salt-and-pepper tuna. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 5205 Big Island Dr., St. Johns Town Ctr. 645-3474. $$$ THE ORIGINAL PANCAKE HOUSE The recipes, unique to the Pancake House, call for only the freshest ingredients.

CM. B, L & D, daily. 10208 Buckhead Branch Dr. 997-6088. $$ OTAKI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE F Family-owned steakhouse has an open sushi bar, hibachi grill tables and an open kitchen. Dine indoor or out. FB, CM, TO. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, nightly. 7860 Gate Parkway, Stes. 119-122.

854-0485. $$$ POMPEII COAL-FIRED PIZZA F See Orange Park. 7860 Gate Parkway. 253-3314. $$ RENNA’S PIZZA F Renna’s serves up New York-style pizza, calzones, subs and lasagna made from authentic Italian recipes. Delivery, CM, BW. 4624 Town Crossing Dr.,

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Ste. 125, St. Johns Town Center. 565-1299. rennaspizza.com $$ SEVEN BRIDGES GRILLE & BREWERY F Innovative menu of fresh local grilled seafood, sesame tuna, grouper Oscar, chicken, steak and pizza. Microbrewed ales and lagers. FB. L & D, daily. 9735 Gate Pkwy. N. 997-1999. $$ SOUTHSIDE ALE HOUSE F Steaks, fresh seafood, sandwiches and desserts. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9711 Deer Lake Court. 565-2882. $$ SUITE This new premium lounge and restaurant at St. Johns Town Center offers chef-driven small plates and an extensive list of specialty cocktails, served in a sophisticated atmosphere. FB. D & late-nite, nightly. 4880 Big Island Dr., Ste. 1. 493-9305. $$ URBAN FLATS See Ponte Vedra. CM. FB. L & D, daily. 9726 Touchton Road. 642-1488. $$ WASABI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Authentic Japanese cuisine, teppanyaki shows and a full sushi menu. CM. L & D, daily.

10206 River Coast Dr. 997-6528. $$ WHISKY RIVER Best of Jax 2010 winner. At St. Johns Town Center’s Plaza, Whisky River features wings, pizza, wraps, sandwiches and burgers served in a lively car racing-themed atmosphere (Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s the owner). FB. CM. L & D, daily. 4850 Big Island Drive.

645-5571. $$ WILD WING CAFÉ F Serving up 33 flavors of wings, as well as soups, sandwiches, wraps, ribs, platters and burgers. FB. 4555 Southside Blvd. 998-WING (9464). $$ YUMMY SUSHI F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Teriyaki, tempura, hibachi-style dinners, sushi & sashimi. Sushi lunch roll special. BW, sake. L & D, daily. 4372 Southside Blvd. 998-8806. $$

SAN JOSE ATHENS CAFÉ F Serving authentic Greek cuisine: lamb, seafood, veal and pasta dishes. BW. L & D, daily. 6271 St. Augustine Rd., Ste. 7. 733-1199. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Burgers, sandwiches, nachos, quesadillas and cheese fries. 5613 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 1. 737-BURG. $ DICK’S WINGS F Best of Jax 2010 winner. This NASCARthemed family style sports place serves wings, buffalo tenders, burgers and chicken sandwiches. CM. BW. L & D, daily. 1610 University Blvd. W. 448-2110. dickswingsandgrill.com $ MOJO BAR-B-QUE F Best of Jax 2010 winner. The Southern Blues kitchen serves pulled pork, brisket and North Carolina-style barbecue. TO, BW. L & D, daily. 1607 University Blvd. W. 732-7200. $$

SAN MARCO, SOUTHBANK b.b.’s F A bistro menu is served in an upscale atmosphere, featuring almond-crusted calamari, tuna tartare and wild mushroom pizza. FB. L & D, Mon.-Fri.; brunch & D, Sat. 1019 Hendricks Ave. 306-0100. $$$ BISTRO AIX F Best of Jax 2010 winner. French, Mediterranean-inspired fare, award-winning wines, woodfired pizzas, house-made pastas, steaks, seafood. Indoor, outdoor dining. FB. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, nightly. 1440 San Marco Blvd. 398-1949. $$$ BISTRO 41 F Omelets, sandwiches, burgers, wraps, Metro Creations and Bistro Bites. Low carb dishes. B & L, Mon.Fri. 3563 Philips Hwy., Ste. 104. 446-9738. $$ CHECKER BBQ & SEAFOOD F Chef Art Jennette serves barbecue, seafood and comfort food, including pulled-pork, fried white shrimp and fried green tomatoes. L & D, Mon.Sat. 3566 St. Augustine Rd. 398-9206. $ EUROPEAN STREET F Big sandwiches, soups, desserts and more than 100 bottled and on-tap beers. BW. L & D, daily. 1704 San Marco Blvd. 398-9500. $ THE GROTTO F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Wine by the glass. Tapas-style menu offers a cheese plate, empanadas bruschetta, chocolate fondue. BW. 2012 San Marco Blvd.

398-0726. $$ HAVANA-JAX CAFÉ/CUBA LIBRE BAR LOUNGE F Authentic Latin American fine dining: picadillo, ropa vieja, churrasco tenderloin steak, Cuban sandwiches. L & D, Mon.-Sat. CM, FB. 2578 Atlantic Blvd. 399-0609. $ KIRIN SUSHI F On San Marco Square. All-new sushi menu. Dine under neon in a cool atmosphere. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 1950 San Marco Blvd., Ste. 1. 399-3305. $$.

LAYLA’S OF SAN MARCO Fine dining in the heart of San Marco. Traditional Middle Eastern cuisine, served inside or outside on the hookah and cigar patio. BW. L & D, Mon.Sat.; D, Sun. 2016 Hendricks Ave. 398-4610. $$ MATTHEW’S Chef’s tasting menu or seasonal à la carte menu featuring an eclectic mix of Mediterranean ingredients. Dress is business casual, jackets optional. FB. D, Mon.-Sat. 2107 Hendricks Ave. 396-9922. $$$$

METRO DINER F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Historic 1930s diner offers award-winning breakfast and lunch. Fresh seafood and Southern cooking. Bring your own wine. B & L, daily. 3302 Hendricks Ave. 398-3701. $$ PIZZA PALACE F It’s all homemade from Mama’s award-winning recipes: spinach pizza and chicken-spinach calzones. BW. L & D, daily. 1959 San Marco Blvd.

399-8815. $$ PULP F The juice bar offers fresh juices, froyo (frozen yogurt), teas, coffees made one cup at a time, along with 30 kinds of smoothies. B, L & D, daily. 1962 San Marco Blvd. 396-9222. $ RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE A Best of Jax 2010 winner.

Midwestern prime beef, fresh seafood in an upscale atmosphere. FB. D, daily. 1201 Riverplace Blvd.

396-6200. $$$$ SAKE HOUSE See Riverside. 1478 Riverplace Blvd.

306-2188.

SAN MARCO DELI F The independently owned & operated classic diner serves grilled fish, turkey burgers and lunch meats roasted daily in-house. Vegetarian options, including tempeh, too. Mon.-Sat. 1965 San Marco Blvd. 399-1306. $ TAVERNA SAN MARCO Tapas, small-plate items, Neapolitan-style wood-fired pizzas and entrées served in a rustic yet upscale interior. BW, TO. L & D, Tue.-Sat. 1986 San Marco Blvd. 398-3005. $$$

SOUTHSIDE BISTRO 41° F Casual dining features fresh, homemade breakfast and lunch dishes in a relaxing atmosphere. TO. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 3563 Philips Hwy., Ste. 104. 446-9738. $ BLUE BAMBOO Contemporary Asian-inspired cuisine includes rice-flour calamari, seared Ahi tuna, pad Thai.

Street eats: barbecue duck, wonton crisps. BW. L, Mon.Fri.; D, Mon.-Sat. 3820 Southside Blvd. 646-1478. $$ BUCO DI BEPPO Italian dishes served family-style in an eclectic, vintage setting. Half-pound meatballs are a specialty. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 10334 Southside Blvd.

363-9090. $$$ CITY BUFFET CHINESE RESTAURANT A variety of Chinese-style dishes on one large buffet. Beer, TO, L & D, daily. 5601 Beach Blvd. 345-2507. $ THE CORNER BISTRO & WINE BAR F Casual fine dining.

The menu blends modern American favorites served with international flair. The Fresh Bar offers fine wine, cocktails, martinis. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 9823 Tapestry Park Circle, Ste. 1. 619-1931. $$$ EL POTRO F Family-friendly, casual, El Potro cooks it fresh, made-to-order — fast, hot, simple. Daily specials and buffet at most locations. BW. L & D, daily. 5871 University Blvd. W., 733-0844. 11380 Beach Blvd., 564-9977. elpotrorestaurant.com $ EUROPEAN STREET F See San Marco. 5500 Beach Blvd.

398-1717. $ HALA CAFE & BAKERY F A local institution since 1975 serves house-baked pita bread, kabobs, falafel and daily lunch buffet. Best of Jax 2010 winner. TO, BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4323 University Blvd. S. 733-5141. $$ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Intracoastal. 8206 Philips Hwy. 732-9433. $

SPECKLED HEN TAVERN & GRILLE Stylish yet simple gastropub features Southern-style cuisine made with a modern twist: Dishes are paired with international wines and beers, including a large selection of craft and IPA brews. FB. L & D, daily. 9475 Philips Hwy., Ste. 16.

538-0811. $$ TOMMY’S BRICK OVEN PIZZA F New York-style thin crust, brick-oven-cooked gluten-free pizzas, calzones, sandwiches (Thumann’s no-MSG meats, Grande cheeses).

BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4160 Southside Blvd., Ste. 2.

565-1999. $$ WASABI JAPANESE BUFFET F Best of Jax 2010 winner.

AYCE sushi and two teppanyaki grill items are included in buffet price. FB. L & D, daily. 9041 Southside Blvd., Ste. 138C. 363-9888. $$

SPRINGFIELD, NORTHSIDE BOSTON’S RESTAURANT & SPORTSBAR F A full menu of sportsbar faves; pizzas till 2 a.m. Dine inside or on the patio. FB, TO. L & D, daily. 13070 City Station Dr., River City Marketplace. 751-7499. $$ CASA MARIA F The family-owned restaurant serves authentic Mexican fare, including fajitas and seafood. The specialty is tacos de azada. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 12961 N. Main St., Ste. 104. 757-6411. $$ JAX RIVER CITY CAFÉ Traditional breakfast fare includes omelets, sandwiches. Lunch features subs, burgers, sandwiches, grilled paninis, daily hot specials.

Dine-in, carryout. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 4807 N. Main St. 355-9111. $ JOSEPH’S PIZZA & ITALIAN RESTAURANT F Gourmet pizzas, pastas. Authentic Italian entrees like eggplant parmigiana, shrimp scampi. BW. L & D, daily. 7316 N. Main St. 765-0335. $$ MILLHOUSE STEAKHOUSE F A locally-owned-andoperated steakhouse with choice steaks from the signature broiler, and seafood, pasta, Millhouse gorgonzola, homemade desserts. CM, FB. D, nightly. 1341 Airport Rd. 741-8722. $$ SALSARITA’S FRESH CANTINA F Southwest cuisine made from scratch, served in a family atmosphere. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 840 Nautica Dr., Ste. 131, River City Marketplace. 696-4001. $ SHARKY’S WINGS & GRILL A family-friendly restaurant with apps, burgers, subs & shrimp, plus 16 flavors of wings — get ’em in orders of 6-100. L & D, daily. 12400 Yellow Bluff Rd., Oceanway. 714-0995. $$ THREE LAYERS CAFE F Lunch, bagels, desserts, and the adjacent Cellar serves fine wines. Inside and courtyard dining. BW. B, L & D, daily. 1602 Walnut St., Springfield.

355-9791. $ 3 LIONS SPORTS PUB & GRILL F This modern restaurant’s menu features popular favorites: salads, sandwiches and pizza, as well as fine European cuisine.

Nightly specials. 2467 Faye Rd., Northside.

647-8625. $$ UPTOWN MARKET F In the 1300 Building at the corner of Third & Main. Fresh fare made with the same élan that rules Burrito Gallery. Innovative breakfast, lunch and deli selections. BW, TO. 1303 Main St. N. 355-0734. $$

WINE LISTINGS ANJO LIQUORS 5-8 p.m. every Thur.

9928 Old Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 1, 646-2656 AROMAS CIGAR & WINE BAR Best of Jax 2010 winner.

Call for schedule. 4372 Southside Blvd., 928-0515 BLUE BAMBOO 5:30-7:30 p.m., every first Thur.

3820 Southside Blvd., 646-1478 CIRCLE JAPAN “Sake 101” 5-8 p.m. every Fri. 12192 Beach Blvd., Ste. 1, Southside, 710-5193 THE GIFTED CORK Tastings daily. 64 Hypolita St., St. Augustine, 810-1083 THE GRAPE 5-7:30 p.m. every Wed.; 1-4 p.m. every Sat. 10281 Midtown Pkwy., Ste. 119, SJTC, 642-7111 THE GROTTO 6-8 p.m. every Thur.

2012 San Marco Blvd., 398-0726 MONKEY’S UNCLE LIQUORS 5-8 p.m. every Fri. 1850 S. Third St., Jax Beach, 246-1070 NORTH BEACH BISTRO 6-8 p.m. every Tue. 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 6, Atlantic Beach, 372-4105 OCEAN 60 6-8 p.m every Mon. 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 247-0060 PUSSERS CARIBBEAN GRILL 6 p.m., every second Fri. 816 A1A N., Ste. 100, Ponte Vedra Beach, 280-7766

RIVERSIDE LIQUORS 5-8 p.m. every Fri. 1035 Park St., Five Points, 356-4517 THE TASTING ROOM 6-8 p.m. every first Tue. 25 Cuna St., St. Augustine, 810-2400 TASTE OF WINE Daily. 363 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 9, Atlantic Beach, 246-5080 TOTAL WINE & MORE Noon-6 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. 4413 Town Center Pkwy., Ste. 300, 998-1740 URBAN FLATS 5-8 p.m. every Wed. 330 A1A N., Ponte Vedra Beach, 280-5515 WHOLE FOODS MARKET 6 p.m. every Thur.

10601 San Jose Blvd., Mandarin, 288-1100 THE WINE BAR 6-8 p.m. every Thur.

320 First St. N., Jax Beach, 372-0211 WINE WAREHOUSE 4-7 p.m. every Fri. 665 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 246-6450 4434 Hendricks Ave., San Marco, 448-6782 1188 Edgewood Ave. S., Riverside, 389-9997 4085 A1A S., St. Augustine Beach, 471-9900 ZAITOON MEDITERRANEAN GRILL 6-8 p.m., every first & third Wed. 13475 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 40, Intracoastal W., 221-7066

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The Total Package

“Tall, slim, facial symmetry,” “good teeth,” along with classic makeup and dress and graceful movement, might comprise the inventory list for any beauty contest winner.

They’re also criteria for victors in Niger’s traditional “Gerewol” festival — except the contestants are all males and the judges all females. Cosmetics are especially crucial, with symbolic black, yellow and white patterns and stripes (white is the color of “loss” and “death”).

A special feature of the pageants, according to a January BBC TV report, is when female judges select their winners, they’re allowed to marry them (or have flings), irrespective of any preexisting marriage by either party.

Can’t Possibly Be True

It was a prestigious hospital on a worthy mission (to recruit hard-to-match bone marrow donors to beef up dwindling supplies), but UMass Memorial Medical Center (Worcester, Mass.) went hardcore: hiring young, short skirted female models to flirt with men at New Hampshire shopping centers to entice them to give DNA swabs for possible matches. Complaints piled up because state law requires insurance providers to cover the tests, at $4,000 for each swab submitted by the love-struck flirtees. The hospital recently dropped the program, according to a December New York Times report.

In December, McCaskey East High School in Lancaster, Pa., established a dynamic program to improve students’ educational outcomes: racial segregation. At least three of the 11 junior class homerooms were designated as black-only with black girls “mentored” during homeroom by black women teachers and black boys mentored by black men teachers (on the theory that kids will learn more from people who look like them).

Vietnam veteran Ronald Flanagan, in the middle of expensive bone cancer treatment, had his medical insurance canceled in January because his wife mistakenly keyed in a “7” instead of a “9” in the “cents” space while paying the couple’s regular premium online, leaving the Flanagans 2 cents short. Administrator Ceridian COBRA Services said that remittance “fit into the definition in the regulations of ‘insufficient payment’“ and allows termination.

Ceridian said it warned the Flanagans before cancellation, but Ron Flanagan said the “warning” was just an ordinary billing statement that didn’t draw his attention.)

Unclear on the Concept

From a December memo to paramedics in Edmonton, Alberta, by Alberta Health Services: Drivers should “respond within the posted speed limits even when responding with lights and siren.” “Our job is to save lives,” AHS wrote, “not put them in jeopardy.” According to drivers interviewed by Canadian Broadcasting Corporation News, police have been issuing tickets to drivers on emergencies if they speed or go through red lights.

Questionable State Regulation: William MacDonald, restricted by state law to wherever he and his wife relocate, because he’s a “registered sex offender,” told The New York Times in January that his case is particularly

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“galling,” in that his only crime was violating Virginia law by having oral sex with consenting adults, which most legal scholars believe is not a crime (following a 2003 U.S. Supreme Court decision). Virginia still believes its law is valid.

Tennessee, the “second-fattest” state according to a recent foundation report, continues to pay for obese Medicaid recipients to have bariatric surgery (average cost about $2,000), but still denies coverage for an overweight person to consult, even once, with a dietitian.

First Things First

As of early November, 150 people had been killed by the Mount Merapi volcano, erupting for two weeks in Central Java, Indonesia. The government had created shelters in stadiums and public halls for 300,000 jammed-together evacuees. By that time, however, some folks had petitioned authorities to open private shelter locations so the displaced could attend to certain romantic, biological needs. Apparently some evacuees had become so frisky, they had left the shelter and returned to their homes in the danger zone just so they could have sex.

Jerrold Winiecki, 56, was lifted into an ambulance on Dec. 8 for the 25-minute ride to a hospital in a Minneapolis suburb, after paramedics were unable to keep his airway fully open because of infection. Minutes later, the struggling-to-breathe Winiecki noticed the ambulance stopping at a familiar location enroute — a Subway sandwich shop near his home, thus increasing his distress. The stop was brief; Winiecki later recovered; and doctors said the ambulance ride was not lifethreatening. The ambulance company said proper protocols were met, in that the driver did not stop for food but to use a restroom because of diarrhea.

Least Competent Criminals

Three men and two juveniles were charged with burglary in Silver Springs Shores, Fla., in January following a December break-in that netted them electronics and jewelry and what they thought was a stash of cocaine. The men told police they had snorted some of the powder. The police report identified the powder as the ashes of the resident’s late father and of two Great Danes.

(Some of the ashes were later recovered.)

Recurring Themes

Respect for All Cultures: In January, in Village One in Cambodia (about 12 miles from Phnom Penh), local residents who were alarmed by a spirit-possessed boy gathered, about 1,000 strong, for a good-luck wedding ceremony marrying two pythons — “magic” animals that have the power to bring fortune and happiness.

Customs and Border Protection officers at Washington, D.C.’s Dulles Airport often receive international passengers carrying reminders of home — such as the visitor from Ghana who, according to a Baltimore Sun report, landed on Dec. 3 carrying a hedgehog, elephant tails, chameleons, skins from cat-like “genets,” sheets soaked in the blood of sacrificed chickens and a package of dirt.

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I SAW YOU AT CRUISERS You were sitting with a group of ladies. Your brown sweater and glasses magnifi ed your beautiful blue eyes. Your smile and laugh were contagious even from across the room. Let’s get together and share another order of French fries. #1074-0215 NINJA SEEKS ANGRY WOMAN I saw you at the garage across from the Modis building. I know you were upset because I accidentally jumped-kicked a guy into your car, but to be fair, you did slap me so hard I’m still feeling it today.

Listen, I got your car fixed and I just can’t stop thinking about you. Meet me at Coggin Collision. When: Feb. 1, 2011. Where: Top of parking garage downtown. #1073-0215 RED HAIRED FEMME FATALE Watched you as you walk into your hotel, been catching secret glimpses of you while working we work our shifts. You: beautiful long red hair, slender tight body with a booty, amazing smile. Wish you would appear on my hospital floor to say hi. You can have my heart, you’re so amazing. Me: dorky hospital care worker. in the Transplant unit. Mayo Clinic. Big white pickup truck. When: Jan. 26, 2011.

Where: Marriot Courtyard @ Mayo Clinic. #1072-0208 TALL SVELTE BLONDE RIVERSIDE SNOW HUNNY 3,300 feet high on a mountain in a Patagonia snowsuit with two layers of North Face gloves and you still looked hot. I thought cabin fever was a bad thing until seeing you bathe in the kitchen. You were perfect; but I’m sorry for the frozen lock, rustic staircase, chick coffee, and the TSA confiscating your moonshine. Let me make it up to you by taking you from the top of the mountains to the depths of the sea. When: Jan. 19, 2011. Where: Riverside/Gatlinburg. #1071-0208

Starbucks and conversate. When: Jan. 10, 2011 @ 7:30 p.m.

Where: Jax Gate @ 95 and Baymeadows. #1062-0125 NO TIME CAN BIND THIS Pockets fed with sand from nights among the beach, my heart in your hand. I lost it all in your voice at Rendezvous, blonde hair glaring my vision from the sight I’d soon often not see. Hard to grasp all I can do is wait with hands full of hope of you coming around. When: Jan. 5, 2011. Where: Rendezvous, #1061-0125 BLEEKER SEEKS HER JUNO Sassy petite server at Tom & Betty’s who I said could be Ellen Page’s stunt double. I’d love to fly kites with some gin and tonic in hand. You told me your hamburger phone was out of order. Well babe, I know just how to fix it. Let me be your lady Bleeker? Dream Big! When: Jan. 7, 2011. Where: Tom & Betty’s on Roosevelt. #1059-0118 PLAYBOY BUNNY I saw you with a Bocefus-looking dog hanging out of the window of your Camry. You were wearing scrubs but otherwise looking like a Playboy bunny. I was in a truck with the candy paint selling George Foremans and I saw that look on your face. Only rasta free the people... Meet me at the park. When: Jan. 4, 2011. Where: Hodges. #1058-0118 YOU KNEW MY NAME Getting pizza after hours and you knew my name, I was too dumbfounded to ask for yours. You had an amazing smile and were wearing a black dress and glasses. If we meet again, I’ll try not to be at a loss for words. When: Jan. 1, 2011. Where: Northstar Pizza and Subs. #1057-0118

DELLWOOD DELIGHT I used to see you at the Brick regularly but I never had the guts to talk to you; now I see you cruising around in your green BMW convertible frequently. You: short, thin and beautiful. Me: uncontrollably shouts “I love you” whenever I see you. Our houses share the same street; do we have anything else in common? When: Dec. 23, 2010. Where: Riverside. #1055-0111 IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY Green eyes and hair of gold. It was your birthday. You and a friend were having a good time shooting darts. Can’t stop thinking about you. When: Nov. 19, 2010. Where: Monkey’s Uncle San Jose Blvd. #1054-0111 BIBLICAL AND ATYPICAL You stopped me in my stumbling tracks, and only got a few words out before my friends pulled me away... I kept looking back at you as I left the bar, hoping you would follow. Where were we? When: Dec. 31, 2010.

Where: The Beaches. #1053-0111 STUNNING BRUNETTE W/ HIGHLIGHTS We met at Tinseltown on 12/08. We were both on dates and saw the movie “Unstoppable.” We talked at the bathrooms afterwards, you told me I had 15 secs to get your number but I was too slow.

Our dates interrupted us. You: Stunning beauty, big beautiful green eyes, dressed down but looking amazing. Me: Sweat pants and a hoodie. Maybe we can get a movie together?

Without the dates of course! When: Dec. 9, 2010. Where: Tinseltown Theatres. #1052-0104 HOW TO BE A VETERINARIAN You asked me to not tell anyone, but you want to be a vet. We talked a little bit after

you rang me up and walked around the counter to talk to me some more. I should have ask for your number. If you’re single I’d love to talk to you again. What did I try to pay with or where do I work? When: Dec. 16, 2010. Where: Larry’s on Westside. #1051-1228 WE COMPARED OUR INJURED ARMS And you definitely caught my eye! After the trash cans “jumped out in front of me” in the aisle, you noticed my scar and we talked.

You said my story was better than yours, and wished us a good night when you saw us later. Was hoping you’d ask for my number but you didn’t. Are you interested? I am. When: Dec. 18, 2010. Where: Walmart-San Jose Blvd. #1050-1228 INTERESTING WAITER Interesting waiter who served my table the banquet. We looked at each other and talked briefly afterwards but not privately. Would like to chat more and get more acquainted. And, yes the glasses do make a tone. When: Dec. 10, 2010. Where: Banquet. #1049-1228 FRESH FROM THE GARDEN BOY You: big, muscular, Hispanic, dark skin, boy with the sexiest accent ever. I heard you go nuts 4 blondes. When: Dec. 5, 2010. Where: Garden Cafe. #1048-1228 NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN I hadn’t seen you in the area in what felt like years, but then, out of nowhere, I saw you again. You were in scrubs heading into the Baptist Outpatient Center. Longingly, I smiled at you from Aetna. It’s nice to have you back in my world. When: Dec. 14, 2010. Where: Baptist Outpatient Center. #1047-1228

PIGEON-TOED QUEEN You had on a black dress with black heels. You were at Square One with your girl who has the same first name as you. We danced, we kissed. It felt like the best night of my life. You mentioned that you are pigeon-toed … we laughed. I lost your number. When: Jan. 24, 2011.

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ADAM & EVE I saw you at Adam & Eve on Atlantic Blvd. and asked if I could take you out back and show you how to use what you were purchasing. You laughed and said you did not need help at that time, maybe some other time. Is it time yet? Where: Adam & Eve Atlantic Blvd. #1046-1221

BLUE HEELS ON BROADWAY Saw u at Broadway Deli across from St. Lukes. YOU: brunette, white striped shirt, blue skirt, striking blue heels. ME: white shirt, gray slacks. Couldn’t take my eyes off you. Saw you grab a Folio Weekly, thought I’d take a chance. When: Lunchtime, Feb. 1, 2011. Where: Broadway Deli. #1069-0208

CONTAGIOUS SMILE AT BEACH HUT I walked in and there you were again, you and your gorgeous smile and super sweet personality. I have gone many times before for breakfast but for some reason never managed to ask you out. I even left you my number once, but no call. Are you even single? Signed, Burger & fries. When: Dec. 11, 2010. Where: Beach Hut Cafe. #1045-1221

SEXY SAXIST SATURDAY NIGHT YOU: Your sultry lips creating magical notes and when you played the Jeopardy theme song, I knew it was meant to be. ME: Corner table, salt-andpepper hair, smiling the entire time. I spend a lot of time at Kosmics, when will I see you again? When: Jan. 22, 2011.

Where: Kosmic Bluz. #1068-0201 HEY YOU, IN WALGREEN’S Saturday Night, you in tight blue jeans and very hot. I in my Adidas training gear, and looking very virile. You kept looking and I knew we should have spoken. When: Jan. 22, 2011. Where: Walgreens. #1067-0201 SEXY SAILOR THAT STOLE MY HEART You: tall, dark and handsome Greek god. Me: short, awkward red head. Smiled at me as you left the bar chasing after your drunk girlfriend.

Call me, I’m into that scene. When: Jan. 21, 2011. Where: Marks. #1066-0201 THE ONE WHO GOT AWAY You-Man, Me-Woman. You were lost looking for your balls. You weren’t sure where you misplaced them. I gave you an idea on where to look but you were unable to reach. Maybe you should try an alternate route? :-) Not sure if you bat for my team or the other one but thought I’d take a chance ;). When: Jan. 2011. Where: Jacksonville. #1065-0201 THOSE RED FRECKLES CAUGHT ME Hey there those sexy red freckles on ur shoulders made me blush. love to meet up so I can circle and give those freckles some attention. When: Jan. 21, 2011. Where Jax Library regency branch. #1064-0201 SAW YOU AT THE GYM LAST NIGHT You looked distressed, like something was on your mind. That furrowed brow was beautiful.

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FreeWill Astrology ARIES (March 21-April 19): “There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls,” said comedian George Carlin. “There are mornings when your dreams are more real and important than your waking life,” says my favorite dream worker. “There are times when the doctor isn’t feeling well, and only his patient can cure him,” say I. It so happens, in the week ahead, your life is likely to pass through an alternate reality where all three of these conditions prevail — and other similar variants and mutations.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In addition to standard offerings, the yoga teachers at Atlanta’s Tough Love Yoga center (toughloveyoga.com) sometimes offer exotic variations. During “Metal Yoga” classes, for example, the soundtrack for stretching and breathing exercises is heavy metal music. Their promise: “Melt your face off in a very relaxing, healing way.” That’s the spirit I’d like to see you bring to your life in the week ahead: vehemently intense but tenderly curative; wickedly fierce but brilliantly rejuvenating.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Hua Chi, a Buddhist monk in China, takes his devotions seriously. For 20 years, he’s performed as many as 3,000 prayers every day in the exact spot at his temple. Part of me admires his profound commitment, while part of me is appalled at his insane addiction to habit. It’s great that he loves his spiritual work so deeply, but sad he can’t bring more imagination and playfulness to his efforts. I think it’s a good time, astrologically speaking, for you to take inventory of the good things you do regularly. See if you can inject more fun and inventiveness into them.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I’d love to see you play with your food this week. And draw pictures on walls.

And have conversations with winking statues, talking trees and magic toasters. I’ll be thrilled if you watch cartoons about furry animals outwitting maniacal robots, and entertain fantasies of you pushing a cream pie in the face of an obnoxious authority figure. But given how dignified and discreet you tend to be, I realize the chances of any of this really happening are miniscule.

Can I at least coax you into hopping, skipping and dancing a lot when no one can see?

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “To the scientist there is the joy in pursuing truth which nearly counteracts the depressing revelations of truth,” said science fiction writer H.P. Lovecraft. The clear implication of this is that there’s always a sense of loss that comes with discovering the way things really are. I protest and boycott this perspective. As proof that it’s at least partially wrong, I offer evidence provided by your life in the days ahead. From what I can see, the gratification you feel while hunting down the truth is substantial, and yet it’ll ultimately seem mild compared to the bliss that arrives when you find what you’re looking for.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “Better keep yourself clean and bright,” said George Bernard Shaw. “You are the window through which you must see the world.” Take that advice to heart. It’s an excellent time to do any necessary work to get yourself cleaner and brighter. I’m not implying you’re a dusty, greasy mess. But like all of us, there’s a continuous build-up of foreign matter that distorts the view which must be periodically washed away. If you do it now, your work will be extra smart and effective.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): People listen when Eric Schmidt speaks. He’s the CEO of Google, a company with major power to shaping the future of information. In recent months, he’s been riffing on the disappearance of privacy. Because our lives are becoming interwoven with the Internet, he believes it’ll be increasingly hard to keep secrets. “If you have something you don’t want anyone to know,” he says, “maybe you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.” This is especially true for you now. In the weeks ahead, maintain the highest standards of ethical behavior.

The lucky part of this is that news of the good deeds you do and smart moves you make may circulate far and wide.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Six years ago, a friend of mine came to believe she’d died in a previous incarnation by being thrown off a horse. From then on, she felt stuck.

She became convinced her life energy would remain in a state of suspended animation until she learned to be comfortable on a horse. Fear kept her from even trying that for a long time, but recently she got the courage.

Her efforts were bumpy at first, but rapidly improved. As she gained confidence as a rider, every other aspect of her life bloomed, too — just as she’d thought. I think her experience is useful for you to learn from in the months ahead. What’s your biggest, oldest fear? What can you do to start dissolving it?

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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “I’m not confused,” said poet Robert Frost. “I’m just well mixed.” I’d love that to be your motto in the weeks ahead. You’re entering a phase of your cycle when you should be extra curious about blending ingredients in new combinations. The cosmos will respond enthusiastically if you take steps to make yourself the embodiment of lush diversity. Celebrate complexity! You’ll generate unexpected strokes of good fortune by experimenting with medleys and syntheses that appeal to your imagination’s jaunty area.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The state of Wisconsin is famous for its cheese, so it wasn’t a big surprise when its state legislature decided to honor the bacterium so essential in making cheddar, Monterey Jack and Colby cheese. As of last year, Lactococcus lactis is the official state microbe. I’d love to see you decide your own most beloved microbe soon. How about naming Ruminococcus or Peptococcus as your personal favorite of all of your gut flora? It’s that time of year when it makes cosmic sense to acknowledge and appreciate all the small and hard-tosee things that keep you thriving.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don’t put your shoes on before you put on your socks this week, OK? Refrain from polishing off a piece of cheesecake and a bowl of ice cream before dinner, and don’t say goodbye when you arrive at a new destination. Catch my drift? Do things in the proper order, not just while engaged in the fundamental tasks of your daily rhythm, but also in the long-term processes you’re carrying out. Each step in the sequence needs to prepare the way for the next. Keep a clear vision of the organizing principle that informs your work.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Many people know John Mellenkamp’s song “This Is Our Country” because it was used in a commercial for Chevy Silverado trucks. But if they’ve only heard it that way, they may be under a mistaken impression about its meaning. The ad quotes just a fraction of the lyrics, including “So let the voice of freedom / Sing out through this land / This is our country.” What the ad doesn’t include are other lines like “And poverty could be just another ugly thing / And bigotry would be seen only as obscene / And the ones that run this land / Help the poor and common man.” Let this serve as a cautionary tale for you. Make sure you get the rest of every story — not just the partial truth, but the whole freaking thing.

Rob Brezsny freewillastrology@freewillastrology.com

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onservative operative Adam Hollingsworth, defending the new governor’s budget, which slashes $3.3 billion from public education, insists that public schools are only one part of a spectrum of “choices” available to students in Florida. During Melissa Ross’ “First Coast Connect” radio show on WJCT on Feb. 8, Hollingsworth went on to promote virtual school, private voucher schools and charter schools as cheaper, viable choices for students.

What he didn’t tell listeners is that for the vast majority of students who attend charters and voucher schools, exercising “choice” simply does not benefit them academically.

Research shows that the “choice and competition movement” is the quintessential tale of the “Emperor Who Has No Clothes” — or at best, a very scantily clad emperor. One prominent and comprehensive study comes from the Center for Research on Education Outcomes (CREDO) at Stanford University.

CREDO looked at student performance in charter schools operating in 16 states. Here are the pertinent few sentences directly quoted from the executive summary of the 2009 study: “The group portrait shows wide variation in performance. The study reveals that a decent fraction of charter schools, 17 percent, provide superior education opportunities for their students. Nearly half of the charter schools nationwide have results that are no different from the local public school options and over a third, 37 percent, deliver learning results that are significantly worse than their students would have realized had they remained in traditional public schools.”

The CREDO authors acknowledge that the picture varies greatly state by state, and, in all fairness, it’s worth mentioning which side of the axis Florida’s charter schools fall on: “States that demonstrated lower average charter school student growth than their peers in traditional schools included: Arizona, Florida, Minnesota, New Mexico, Ohio [and] Texas.”

[Emphasis added.]

And the picture’s not much brighter for Florida’s voucher schools, either. Two years of data were analyzed by Northwestern University Economics Professor David Figlio.

Dr. Figlio looked at norm referenced test score gains to compare voucher students with their closest matched peers, socio-economically speaking, who remained in traditional public schools. He found that the voucher students didn’t do any better, in terms of test score gains, than their cohorts.

The immediate spin from voucher advocates was to focus on how much money the state was saving by educating our poorest children using voucher funding, which at the time amounted to about half of the per-pupil allotment for public school students. This cost analysis shifted attention away from the fact that the comparison didn’t measure voucher schools against all public schools, but against the poorest — and typically

poorest performing — public schools. In other words, voucher schools don’t do “as well” as public schools at large. They do only “as well” as our poorest schools, and voucher consumers deserve to know that fact.

In my ongoing discussions with Jon East, spokesperson for the taxpayer-funded Florida voucher program Step Up for Students, he insists there’s more to voucher schools than

Look at the evidence: After Professor Figlio delivered his not-so-sunny research results on the voucher program in 2009, the Florida Legislature did away with any apples-to-apples method of comparing voucher schools to public schools in the future. Now — short of a change in the law that would demand apples-to-apples comparisons — we can never compare voucher schools’ performance to public schools’ again. And that’s another fact voucher consumers deserve to know.

My repeated attempts to lay bare the facts about voucher schools have been met with vitriol, including a letter to the editor of this publication by one medical doctor, who wrote something to the effect of “I don’t care what the studies say.” (Remind me never to seek medical advice from him.)

I can’t say I wasn’t warned that people would react vehemently and emotionally to any statements that purport to question This is a copyright the “sacred cow” that school vouchers have become. Yearsplease ago, veteran For questions, calleducation your advertising representative at 260-9770. RUN D advocates told me two things: First, the AT 268-3655 FAX YOUR PROOF IF POSSIBLE conservatives in the Florida legislature like vouchers becauseOF theyBENEFIT give them an “out” PROMISE SUPPORT ASK FOR ACTION Produced by jw C from appropriately funding the public schools (to wit, Mr. Hollingsworth’s position above). Second, the non-conservatives who remain in the legislature (yes, there are a few, and they are mostly African-American lawmakers) have looked to “choice” as a promising alternative for minority children at poor, struggling schools. Will they change their minds now that it’s clear that in Florida, choice generally does not benefit students? Or will Floridians continue to turn a blind eye to separate-but-equallymediocre voucher schools?

State officials are using “choice” as a hammer to close struggling public schools while defunding them at the same time here in Jacksonville, their voucher stronghold. It’s a continuous two-step dance that former Gov. Jeb Bush taught current lawmakers: Defund public schools under a punitive, high-stakes testing framework to catlyze failure for our most vulnerable students, to whom “choice” can then easily be peddled; then use “choice” as an excuse for defunding public education, again, at the expense of those most vulnerable students, while hoping everyone ignores the research. Will consumers of the conservative “choice and competition” movement in Florida get wise to this insidious self-fulfilling wrecking ball before Tallahassee does any more damage to public education?

Choice proponents can shoot messengers like me all they want. It doesn’t change the fact that Florida’s original choice and competition emperor has no clothes. He’s betting no one will catch on before he takes the White House in 2012.

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We’re getting to the point where Florida is creating a separate, unequal subsystem of publicly funded education, because we aren’t holding voucher schools to the same standards as public schools. test scores. He’ll go on and on about how parents “feel better” enrolling their children in private schools, and that test scores shouldn’t be the only indicator of success. (Jon, where were you last year when hundreds of thousands of public school parents were saying the very same thing, as we worked to get the teacher-punishing SB 6 vetoed?)

Conservatives seem to be of two minds when it comes to test scores: They hold them out as the be-all-and-end-all when it comes to teacher pay-for-performance and “failing” public schools. But when it comes to the vast number of minority families who enroll their children in voucher schools, they turn a blind eye to outcome measures. We’re getting to the point where Florida is creating a separate, unequal subsystem of publicly funded education, because we aren’t holding voucher schools to the same standards as public schools.

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