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Police: Letters to NYC Mayor Contained Ricin Two letters sent to Mayor Michael Bloomberg in New York and his nonprofit in Washington contained traces of the deadly poison ricin, police said Wednesday. Both letters contained threats to Bloomberg and an oily pinkish-orange substance, Chief New York Police spokesman Paul Browne said, not commenting on whether specific threats were made. (AP)

Developer Illegally Gave Contributions to Reid A Nevada powerbroker who headed a billion-dollar real estate company and pulled the strings of state politics as a prominent lobbyist for more than a decade was convicted Wednesday of making illegal campaign contributions to U.S. Sen. Harry Reid. Harvey Whittemore, 59, could face up to 15 years in prison and hundreds of thousands of dollars in fines. (AP)

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A military investigation has determined human error was to blame for a March mortar explosion that killed seven U.S. Marines during a live-fire training exercise in Nevada. A spokesman at Camp Lejeune in North Carolina said in a news release Wednesday that a Marine “did not follow correct procedures.” (AP)

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Seattle The Army staff sergeant charged with slaughtering 16 villagers during one of the worst atrocities of the Afghanistan war has agreed to plead guilty in a deal to avoid the death penalty, his attorney said Wednesday. Staff Sgt. Robert Bales is scheduled to enter guilty pleas to charges of premeditated murder on June 5 at Joint Base Lewis-McChord, south of Seattle, said lawyer John Henry Browne. A sentencing-phase trial set for September will determine whether he is sentenced to life in

ing the candidate made improper payments to an Iowa state senator who was the state chairman of her 2012 presidential run. As for her plans beyond Congress, she said, “There is no future option or opportunity, be it directly in the political arena or otherwise, that I won’t be giving serious consideration if it can help save and protect our great nation.” Without the polarizing Bach-

prison with or life without the possibility of parole. Browne previously indicated that Bales remembered little from the 2012 massacre, but he said the soldier will give a full account of what happened before the judge decides whether to accept the plea. Bales was serving his fourth tour in a combat zone, and the allegations against him raised questions about the toll multiple deployments were taking on American troops. For that reason, many legal experts believed that it was unlikely he would receive the death penalty, as Army prosecutors were seeking. (AP)

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Recent report says China breached key U.S. defense designs RAHMAT GUL/AP

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Red Cross Compound Is Attacked by Militants Two insurgents attacked a compound housing the International Committee of the Red Cross in eastern Afghanistan on Wednesday, killing an Afghan guard before security forces rescued seven foreigners. It was a striking escalation of attacks against international groups. (AP)

China on Wednesday again denied that it has used cyberattacks to steal American military and business secrets, following new accusations leveled this week. “China opposes all forms of cyberattacks. China is also a victim of hacking,” said Assistant Foreign Minister Zheng Zeguang during a press briefing previewing Chinese President Xi Jinping’s meeting with President Barack Obama next week. Zheng noted that China and the United States have agreed

to set up a working group to regularly discuss the issue. The W hite House has said Obama will raise the issue at next week’s meeting, but Chinese officials responded to questions about it Wednesday with the same talking points they have long used on the subject. The increased scrutiny on China’s cyberactivities comes amid mounting evidence of cyberintrusions and the theft of proprietary private and government data in the United States. On Tuesday, The Washington Post reported on a confidential report prepared for the Pentagon that revealed that cyberintrusions had breached more than two dozen major U.S. weapons systems.

The Cyberattack Designs for many of the most sensitive advanced U.S. weapons systems have been compromised by Chinese hackers, The Washington Post reported Tuesday, citing a confidential report prepared for Pentagon leaders. (THE WASHINGTON POST )

The Targets Among more than two dozen major weapons systems whose designs were breached were programs critical to U.S. defenses and combat aircraft and ships, including the V-22 Osprey, the Black Hawk helicopter and the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter. (T WP)

After years of using circumspect language on the subject, often avoiding publicly singling out China by name, the Obama administration has recently escalated its warnings to the country. Zheng on Wednesday described the upcoming meeting — the first between the countries’ leaders since Xi’s elevation to the presidency and Obama’s re-election— as a chance for the two major powers to set up “a new model of ChinaU.S. relations.” Z heng sa id t he count r ies must “wa lk a new pat h t hat is d i f ferent f rom t rad it ional superpower confrontations, a new pat h under which big powers can live in harmony.” WILLIAM WAN ( THE WASHINGTON POST )

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Pakistani Taliban No. 2 Slain, Officials Say A suspected U.S. drone strike killed the Pakistani Taliban’s No. 2 on Wednesday, Pakistani officials said, though the group denied he was dead. If confirmed, Waliur Rehman’s death would be a blow to the militant group. (AP)

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RIOT POLICE BATTLE WITH FIREFIGHTERS during a protest over austerity measures in Barcelona, Spain, on Wednesday. The European Union softened its demands for austerity Wednesday when it gave France, Spain and four other member states more time to bring their deficit levels under control so they can support their ailing economies.

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The first gay couple to marry in France said “oui” and sealed it with a kiss in a landmark ceremony broadcast live on French TV. Hundreds of guests gathered for the wedding Wednesday in Montpellier’s city hall, and hundreds more gathered outside as Vincent Autin, 40, married Bruno Boileau, 30. The legalization of gay marriage has divided the nation between urban France, where homosexuality is widely accepted, and the conservative Catholic heartland. (AP)

Syria’s foreign minister laid out a hard line Wednesday, insisting that Bashar Assad will remain Syria’s president at least until elections in 2014 and might run again, terms that will make it difficult for Syria’s opposition to agree to U.N.sponsored talks on ending Syria’s civil war. “From now until the next elections, President Bashar Assad is president of the Syrian Arab Republic,” Foreign Minister Walid alMoallem said in an interview with the Lebanese TV station Al-Mayadeen. “Will Assad run in 2014 or not? This depends on the circumstances in 2014 and on the popular will.” The opposition has demanded that Assad’s departure from power top the agenda of any talks. (AP)


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A message from Metro General Manager Richard Sarles They are events that are, by their very nature, unpredictable: a suspicious package appears, there’s a guy on the track who shouldn’t be there, a train has a mechanical problem. Emergencies come out of nowhere and can threaten us with everything from delays to serious injury. Your chances of encountering an emergency on any given day are remote, but do you know how you would react? Do you know your role as a passenger-member of Metro’s safety response team?

We’ve added this information about weekend schedules that complements our track work messages to help you plan your travel. In addition to giving you news about buses replacing trains and single tracking while we work to rebuild the system, Metro is providing new screen displays that show you how often trains are running on your line. We welcome your comments at wmata.com/contactus or follow us on Twitter on @wmata.

Every team must have a quarterback, and in emergencies, that quarterback is the train operator who is in constant contact with the professionals who manage each emergency at the Operations Control Center. More visible during a situation are Metro team members in uniform, likely with bright yellow safety vests. Supervisors, police and firefighters will guide you to safety. Follow their directions; they’ve done this before. The track bed may seem like the quickest way out in an emergency, but it can actually make the situation worse for you and your fellow travelers. Metro trains are powered by an electrified third rail, and the electric current can kill you. Even when your train is stopped, others may be moving. Listen for instructions and when in doubt, stay on the train. If you need information or help, call the train operator. That’s why we put intercoms at the end of each car. Push and release the call button once; the operator will answer. No need to push the button to talk. Once an emergency is contained, Metro gets right back to its mission of getting you where you need to be on time. But this is also a situation where you can contribute by devising your own alternate routes to home and work.

Ride Safe Did you know that slips trips and falls are the most common passenger injuries on Metro? This summer you will see new posters in stations, on trains and in buses with messages urging customers to avoid behaviors that can end in injuries. Stay safe by avoiding these common mistakes: •

Holding bus or rail car doors open or placing body parts or objects in doors as they are closing

Walking or running around the front of a bus

Standing, walking or running too close to the edge of a rail station platform

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Failing to prepare for acceleration or braking while riding on bus or rail

Becoming distracted while walking (don’t text and walk!)

To learn more about emergency preparedness on Metro, visit: wmata.com/emergencyprep.

Running to catch a train, particularly on escalators

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Complicated repairs to downtown pit are expected to cost $2M Washington The sinkhole in downtown Washington will continue to block lanes and impede traffic until the end of the workweek, officials said Tuesday. Authorities shut down parts of 14th and F streets in Northwest Washington last week after a pit opened at the intersection, which is blocks from the White House in an area full of restaurants and hotels. The work is taking so long

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blocked between Pennsylvania and New York avenues, while F Street is closed between 13th and 15th streets. Only southbound traffic can pass through the intersection. If the roads do reopen Friday, the intersection will have been at least partially blocked for 10 days spanning two workweeks and a holiday weekend. Traffic was severely affected near the closure, with cars and buses being diverted from a key artery in and out of the city. While the cause of the sinkhole is still being investigated, Hawkins said it appears that the hole developed because a nearby manhole was blocking a storm drain.

Welcome to the start of summer slowdowns on local rail. Wednesday’s high temperatures were expected to cause delays for MARC and VRE riders during the afternoon and evening commute, with heat restrictions reducing the speeds at which trains on both services can travel. For MARC riders on the Camden and Brunswick, Md., lines, delays of between 5 and 15 minutes were expected. VRE riders faced delays of between 2 and 11 minutes.

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TRACK WORK THIS WEEKEND From Friday, May 31 at 10 p.m. to Sunday, June 2 at closing: Buses replace trains on the Red Line between Metro Center and Woodley Park while Metro eliminates joints, renews track fasteners and upgrades communications. For last train times or information about shuttle bus service, parking, alternate routes or track work on upcoming weekends, please visit MetroForward.com or call 202-637-7000.

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Officer Hurt, Man Killed In SE After Carjacking A man suspected in a carjacking was killed by police in Southeast Washington on Wednesday, police said. An officer also was injured. The incident began with a carjacking in Southwest Washington just before 3 p.m. The car was spotted in the 800 block of Barnaby Street SE a short time later. The suspect got out with a gun and was shot by police, authorities said. He later died. A police officer was taken to the hospital after a bullet grazed him. (THE WASHINGTON POST)

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Person Shot in Accident At Arlington Cemetery One person was injured after an accidental shooting in a parking lot at Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day. A gun fell out of a cemetery visitor’s car, and as the man tried to retrieve it, a shot was fired, striking a passenger in the leg. Guns are not allowed on the cemetery property. It was unclear Wednesday whether charges would be filed. (AP)

Va. to Speed Restoration Of Some Felons’ Rights Governor: ‘I believe in an America of second chances’ Richmond, Va. Nonviolent felons who finish serving their sentences and maintain a clean record after that will regain their right to vote and other civil rights on an individual basis without having to apply, Gov. Bob McDonnell said Wednesday. McDonnell also is eliminating a two-year waiting period for felons convicted of nonviolent crimes to have their civil rights restored. Previously, they also had to apply; cases will now be automatically considered. “It really is a personal thing,”

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A Loudoun County sheriff’s deputy shot and killed a woman who came at him with a knife at a Sterling, Va., Costco on Wednesday afternoon, authorities said, sending shoppers and employees ducking behind cash registers and rushing out of the suburban store. Deputies responded to a report of a disorderly person and first deployed a taser to subdue her, authorities said. One deputy fired when she continued to advance. A second deputy was wounded, apparently when a bullet ricocheted, but is expected to recover. Renee Haber, a front-end manager at the store near the busy intersection of Cascades Parkway and Route 7, said the incident started when the woman began to act erratically as her shift was ending. CAITLIN GIBSON AND MATT ZAPOTOSKY (THE WASHINGTON POST )

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McDonnell said at a news conference. “I believe in an America of second chances.” The Republican governor was joined on stage by civil-rights advo-

cates and legislators from both parties, including members of the Virginia Legislative Black Caucus, who have pressed for years to reform the state’s strict process for restoring felons’ rights. “This is an important day,” NAACP national president Benjamin Todd Jealous told a room packed with people who have lobbied on the issue. “This is what the nation yearns for.” In Virginia, only the governor can restore felons’ rights. The Sentencing Project says about 350,000 Virginians who had completed their sentences remained disenfranchised in 2010. Thousands of those residents could become registered voters in time for the November election as a result of McDonnell’s new policy. L ARRY O’DELL (AP)

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The White House, when asked for examples of Obama’s ability to turn public support into legislative victories, points to the president’s successful efforts last year to get young people to urge Congress to stop an increase in student loan interest rates. With the same issue now back on the table, Obama’s team will try to replicate last year’s efforts, with the president scheduled to appear with college students at a White House event Friday. Obama advisers also hope that Congress will pass a White House-backed immigration bill later this year, which would be a big victory for the president. The Republican Party’s willingness to consider overhauling the nation’s immigration laws is a result of the overwhelming support Obama received from Hispanic voters in the November election. (AP) AP

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Washington For President Barack Obama, the opening months of his second term have been a frustrating reminder of the limits of presidential power and the durability of the Washington political apparatus he disdains. Obama has yet to achieve a significant second term legislative victory, a task that will only get harder as the calendar inches closer to next year’s midterm elections. A trio of controversies roiling Washington have emboldened Republicans eager to gain an advantage over the president and revealed a Democratic establishment willing to publicly second-guess the White House. And Obama, who ran for office as an outsider pledging to overcome Washington’s bitter partisan divide, acknowledges he’s made little progress on that front. “What’s blocking us right now is the sort of hyper-partisanship in Washington that, frankly, I was hoping to overcome in 2008,” Obama told donors at a Democratic fundraiser last week. Driving at least part of the White House’s response to the recent controversies — a GOP

On Defense Frustration has been increasingly evident as the White House grapples with separate controversies: a GOP investigation into the attacks in Benghazi, Libya; the targeting of conservative political groups by the Internal Revenue Service; and the Justice Department’s scrutiny of journalists. (AP)

President Barack White House White House press secretary Obama became senior adviser Jay Carney mockingly visibly angry recently Dan Pfeiffer took suggested a reporter was when discussing to Sunday talk being “petulant” while the Benghazi shows to accuse pressing for details about investigations, Republicans of when the president’s team casting the trying to drag knew about the IRS targeting, Republican push though he later acknowledged Washington into for answers as a “a swamp of that some criticism of the “sideshow” and a White House’s response to the partisan fishing “political circus.” expeditions.” matter was “legitimate.”

investigation into the attacks in Benghazi, Libya; the targeting of conservative groups by the Internal Revenue Service; and the Justice Department’s scrutiny of the media — is its well-known contempt for “establishment” Washington, including the political strategists in both parties that are quick to offer up analysis or a provocative quote and a media culture that can quickly turn a problem into a scandal. “It’s clear to him and everyone at the White House the difference between a legitimate issue and something that’s ginned up for political purposes,” said former Obama aide Ben LaBolt. Behind the scenes, the White House has signaled an awareness that it needs to strengthen its alliances within Washington. New chief of staff Denis McDonough has been a driving force behind Obama’s recent din-

“HE’S VERY GOOD AND VERY INTERESTED IN THE PAGEANTRY OF POLITICS, BUT HE’S VERY BAD AT THE HARD WORK IT TAKES IN ORDER TO GOVERN.” — REPUBLICAN STR ATEGIST KEVIN MADDEN, SAYING THAT IT DOES PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA LITTLE GOOD IF ALL HE DOES IS WIN FIGHTS “OVER WHO IS GOING TO COME OUT OF ONE OF THESE SKIRMISHES WITH A HIGHER APPROVAL RATING.”

ners with Republican and Democratic lawmakers, outings that were unheard of during his first term. And McDonough has also been inviting Democratic strategists to the White House for brainstorming sessions and to ask for their support. But perhaps most important to the White House are polls suggesting the controversies have done little damage to Obama’s standing with the public. A new CNN/Opinion Research Center poll showed 53 percent of Americans approve of the job Obama is doing — virtually the same as his approval rating before the controversies erupted. However, Obama has had mixed results turning public support into legislative victories. He failed in his efforts earlier this year to tighten background checks for gun purchasers, a policy backed by roughly 90 percent of Americans. He’s also made little progress toward getting Republicans to sign on to a “grand bargain” for reducing the deficit despite polls showing the public backs plans similar to the president’s, which would include both tax increases and spending cuts. JULIE PACE (AP)


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Stuck in a Familiar Position Just as in last season, the Heat-Pacers series is deadlocked at 2-2

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NBA Playoffs Around the start of the playoffs, Miami coach Erik Spoelstra insisted that the postseason path his team would wind up navigating had the potential to be more challenging than the route the team took to the NBA championship a year ago. He’s apparently correct, probably to his chagrin. The defending NBA champion Heat are in a bit of trouble. They can’t get enough rebounds, can’t get Dwyane Wade on track and can’t get consistency out of Chris Bosh. Tonight, the Heat host the Indiana Pacers in Game 5 of the Eastern Conference finals that’s now knotted at two games each. “We have a great locker room of alpha competitors,” Spoelstra said Wednesday. “And so they take this very seriously. We’re playing against a worthy opponent and if we don’t play well, they beat us.” Game 6 will be in Indiana on Saturday night, while the Western

In Brief

Conference champion San Antonio Spurs keep waiting to see who they’ll face in the NBA Finals starting on June 6. History says the Game 5 winner when a series is tied at 2-2 has a colossal upper hand, though that’s an axiom that the Heat both proved and disproved last season. When the Heat and Pacers split the first four games of their secondround series last year, Miami rolled to a 115-83 home win in Game 5 and captured the series in six games. One round later, Miami lost a home Game 5 of the East finals to Boston, then went on the road for Game 6 and got a virtuoso 45-point night from LeBron James to stave off elimination before coming home and winning Game 7 to advance. Given all that, it’s no wonder why Spoelstra said the Heat aren’t looking back at any series as a blueprint for how the final acts of this one should go. TIM REYNOLDS (AP)

Miami forward LeBron James has averaged 28.0 points a game in the East finals.

Have the Spurs Gotten Better With Age? Tim Duncan has led the San Antonio Spurs to four NBA titles, but the 6-foot-11 forward is 37 years old and nearing the end of his career. His Big Three companions Manu Ginobili, 35, and Tony Parker, 31, also have more than 10 grueling NBA seasons under their belts. But that didn’t stop the Spurs from sweeping the Grizzlies to win the Western Conference title. So how does this year’s squad compare with previous Spurs championship teams? JEFFREY TOMIK (EXPRESS)

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Patrick, Stenhouse Wreck Doesn’t Ruin Relationship Danica Patrick left the bumpy ride with boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse Jr. on the track. The relationship is still smooth sailing Patrick at home. Patrick says there were s ome “silent moments” on the way home from Sunday’s Coca-Cola 600 after Stenhouse drove his car into the side of his girlfriend’s car and ended her race. It was the first run-in for the NASCAR rookies since they announced in February they were dating. (AP) COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Paterno Lawyer Says Estate Will Sue NCAA The lawyer for the family of the late Penn State coach Joe Paterno says Paterno’s estate and several university trustees and former players plan to file a lawsuit against the NCAA over the landmark sanctions against the university for the Jerry Sandusky child sex abuse scandal. (AP) CYCLING

Cycling Official Wants Armstrong to Tell All Cycling federation president Pat McQuaid is waiting for a visit and an apology from Lance Armstrong. McQuaid said Armstrong should travel to UCI headquarters in Switzerland to tell all about his doping history and offer to help clean up the sport. (AP)

TV Lineup NATIONALS (7:05 P.M., MASN) Dan Haren (4-5, 5.43 ERA) takes the mound for the Nationals as they face the Orioles in the Battle of the Beltways series finale. MLB (7:05 P.M., MLBN) The Mets beat the Yankees 2-1 in each of the first two games of the series and look to finish the four-game set strong.


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Sports Olympics Three months after being dropped from the 2020 Olympics, wrestling won a reprieve Wednesday and made the IOC shortlist for inclusion in the games. A lso making the cut were squash and a combined baseballsoftball bid. Eight sports were vying for a single opening on the lineup. Eliminated from contention were five sports — karate, roll-

er sports, sport climbing, wakeboarding and the Chinese martial art of wushu. The IOC executive board will submit wrestling, squash and baseball-softball to the full IOC assembly for a final decision on Sept. 8 in Buenos Aires, Argentina. “The match is not finished,” said Nenad Lalovic, the recently elected president of the international wrestling federation, FILA. “We have a second match to fight. But be careful, we are good fighters.”

Despite a tradition dating to the ancient Olympics, wrestling was surprisingly cut from the list of core sports by the IOC board in February. The decision caused an international outcry and prompted the United States, Russia, Iran and other countries to join forces in a bid to bring the sport back. The decision on the shortlist came after each of the eight sports federations made 30-minute closeddoor presentations to the IOC executive board. STEPHEN WILSON (AP)

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Serena Williams has lost four games in her first two matches at the French Open.

Federer, Serena Ease to 3rd Round American Hampton earns her 1st career French Open victory Tennis Roger Federer walked onto Court Suzanne Lenglen, smiled when greeted with applause and looked up into the stands, where three youngsters waved a banner that read, “Roger 4 Ever.” Forever? Probably not, but Federer easily outlasted qualifier Somdev Devvarman in the second round of the French Open, winning 6-2, 6-1, 6-1 Wednesday. Top-ranked Serena Williams also showed staying power, extending her career-best winning streak to 26 matches by beating wild card Caroline Garcia of France, 6-1, 6-2. While Williams looks unbeatable of late, Federer has yet to win a tournament this year, making this the first time he has arrived at

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Roland Garros without a title since 2000. But he’s rested and healthy, and his vast repertoire of shots was on display against the overmatched Devvarman, who is ranked 188th and now 0-9 against top-10 players. While Williams and Federer savored their latest successes, Jamie Hampton earned her first career French Open victory, an upset of No. 25 Lucie Safarova 7-6 (5), 3-6, 9-7. With her win, American women finished the first round 10-5. Former No. 1 Caroline Wozniacki lost to Bojana Jovanovski 7-6 (2), 6-3. In other men’s second-round play, No. 4 David Ferrer beat fellow Spaniard Albert Montanes 6-2, 6-1, 6-3. No. 6 Jo-Wilfried Tsonga of France eliminated Jarkko Nieminen 7-6 (6), 6-4, 6-3. STE VEN WINE (AP)

Rangers Fire Tortorella The Rangers fired combative coach John Tortorella on Wednesday, four days after New York was eliminated from the Stanley Cup playoffs by the Boston Bruins. He was dismissed with a year left on his contract. Tortorella led the Rangers to the Eastern Conference finals last year and into the second round this year. (AP)


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Berhanu Taffa, a security officer at the Corcoran Gallery of Art for the past 10 years, stands before “Niagara,” by Frederic Edwin Church.

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Making Real Life Look Good “Becky Shaw,” a play about a blind date, is actually a good play to attend on a date. For one thing, whoever you’re with will look like a hero compared with the terrifically flawed characters entwined onstage. For another, you’ll find out if your paramour appreciates acerbic humor, frank discussions about class, sharp writing and well-paced theater. Wins all around! Round House Theatre, 4545 East-West Hwy., Bethesda; through June 23, $26-$63; 240-644-1100, Roundhousetheatre.org. (Bethesda)

Scavenge for Your Supper If you’re worried about surviving the oncoming apocalypse or you just want to pick berries off your neighbors’ bushes and not get poisoned, try Bill Schindler’s urban foraging class. The Washington College professor will lead you around Capitol Hill to find Japanese knotweed, above, purslane, chickweed and other undeadly things. He’ll then feed you a dinner augmented with those ingredients. Hill Center at the Old Naval Hospital, 921 Pennsylvania Ave. SE; Sat., 9 a.m., $75; 202-5494172, Hillcenterdc.org. (Eastern Market)

Disclaimer: You need not be a recent college grad to enjoy the comedy of the Post-College Confusion Tour. The showcase — featuring locals Sara Armour, right, and Brandon Wardell and New York comics Dan St. Germain, Adam Conover and Jared Freid — is an excuse to bring together some up-andcomers for a night of laughs. If you go, keep an eye on Wardell, an area native who specializes in absurdist one-liners. Sixth and I Historic Synagogue, 600 I St. NW; Sat., 6:30 p.m., $12-$18; 202-408-3100, Sixthandi.org. (Gallery Place)


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Sound the Trombones People who have never heard of the band Bonerama might assume it’s a vaguely dirty burlesque act. If they have heard of Bonerama, however, they know the group’s one of the most innovative brass outfits out there. The New Orleans band is an institution that pulls funk, classic rock (check out its cover of Black Sabbath’s “War Pigs”) and improv into every song without losing the Louisiana brass band sound. The Hamilton, 600 14th St. NW; Sat., 8:30 p.m., $22.50-$24.50; 202-787-1000, Thehamiltondc.com. (Metro Center)

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British electronic duo Mount Kimbie brings its dancy, moody “post-dubstep” sound to Black Cat on Saturday. E11

Who Can Resist A Geek With a Guitar? Paul and Storm, aka Paul Sabourin, left, and Greg “Storm” DiCostanzo, right, are proud geeks of the “musical comedy” genre, meaning they make records with titles such as “Do You Like Star Wars?” The team also created the #kanyenewyorkertweets meme, pairing classic New Yorker cartoons with Kanye West’s tweets. They should have their own reality show, but for now they are still kickin’ it in their native Virginia. Jammin’ Java, 227 Maple Ave. E, Vienna; Sat., 7 p.m., $16; 703-255-1566, Jamminjava.com.

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Chances are, the closest you’ll come to working alongside a legendary artist is sharing a cubicle with Vincent van Goes to the Occasional Pottery Class. Those tasked with protecting the artwork at D.C.’s museums and galleries are in the presence of greatness every day. Though neither an interest in art nor a familiarity with the pieces they monitor is a job requirement, the sentinels we spoke with at local museums and galleries can’t help but form connections with the masterpieces that surround them. As museum season revs up, why not solicit the thoughts of those in charge of protecting all that greatness? HOLLEY SIMMONS (E XPRESS)

Berhanu Taffa MUSEUM: Corcoran Gallery of Art, 500 17th St. NW; 202-639-1700, Corcoran.org. (Farragut West) TITLE: Security officer YEARS ON THE JOB: 10 RELATIONSHIP TO ART: “Before working here, I thought art was only paintings and sculptures. I didn’t know about the impressionist movement, the expressionist movement. I knew a love for art was in me.” FAVORITE PAINTING IN THE MUSEUM: “Niagara,” by Frederic Edwin Church (1857) WHY IT’S HIS FAVORITE: “I love landscapes. Church was in the Hudson River School [a 19th-century American art movement]. You don’t see a foreground where people can stand, so you feel like you are inside the water. And it is huge; it is enormous. The message to me is about manifest destiny, that America is destined to discover the entire America from north to south. I am not an artist, but I love it.”

Marlene Tucker MUSEUM: National Gallery of Art, 4th Street and Constitution Avenue NW; 202-737-4215, Nga.gov. (Archives) TITLE: Guard (lieutenant) YEARS ON THE JOB: 30 RELATIONSHIP TO ART: “I cannot draw a lick. If I drew a stick person, you wouldn’t know what it was. When I first came here, I was very particular about where I wanted to be [stationed in the museum], but I enjoy all of it now. When I go anywhere I’m very conscious of the design. I look up and see the ceiling. Working here has really opened my eyes to art.” FAVORITE WORK OF ART IN THE MUSEUM: “The Bridge at Argenteuil,” by Claude Monet (1874) WHY IT’S HER FAVORITE: “The name of the painting is ‘The Bridge at Argenteuil,’ but I always focus on the sailboat. It makes you feel like you’re on it and you’re about to go under the bridge. The impressionists always uplift me. They’re bright and airy and like a picture taken at that moment. Though I’m not in the picture, I feel like I am.”


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Meghan Schindler MUSEUM: Phillips Collection, 1600 21st St. NW; 202-387-2151, Phillipscollection.org. (Dupont Circle) TITLE: Museum supervisor, security department YEARS ON THE JOB: Three RELATIONSHIP TO ART: “I studied history and fine arts at St. Lawrence University, and after college I got an internship at another gallery doing conservation work. I wanted to continue in museums, so I’m now here at the Phillips.” FAVORITE WORK OF ART IN THE MUSEUM: “Rocks at Mouthier,” by Gustave Courbet (circa 1855) WHY IT’S HER FAVORITE: “I remember thinking, ‘Oh, wow, that’s a great rock,’ the first time I saw the painting. But after weeks went by, I realized there’s a body of water in front that I always thought was a grassy knoll. I also learned that the artist, Courbet, was arrested for being a socialist. He was kind of a rebellious dude. I like it because he was very peaceful to me, but he was this political activist at the same time.”

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Weekend Pass | entertainment

The Waiting Game ON THE SPOT Ralph Nader The Green Party’s champion always has some new cause. Right now, he also has a new book, “Told You So,” a collection of his weekly columns from between 1972 and 2012. What else is he up to? Recruiting billionaires to save the country. We asked him why. Do you ever think about running for president again? I have another plan. I think the only people who can break up the two-party system with an independent run or a third party are billionaires. I wrote a [2009 novel], “Only the Super-Rich Can Save Us!,” that had billionaires turning the country around.

You think a billionaire could win a presidential contest? The two-party system is so rigged. But it’s not hard for a Perot or a Bloomberg to turn it into a three-way race.

Musician Iris DeMent opens herself up to inspiration, even if it takes a decade or more

collection of old hymns titled “Lifeline.” DeMent, 52, spent those many years between projects writing songs. “Sometimes a chorus might come to me, and I might forget about it for 10 years,” DeMent says. “I don’t worry about losing it anymore, because usually if it’s good, it’s in there and it’ll reappear later.” That happened with the harrowing “The Night I Learned How Not to Pray,” which recounts a childhood tragedy and an ensuing crisis of faith. The song was based on the experiences

Music Songwriter Iris DeMent has a problem with the words “songwriter Iris DeMent.” “I don’t like calling what I do writing songs,” she says. “It really doesn’t have much to do with pen and paper. I tried that a time or two and it was terrifying.” The Arkansas native sees herself more as a conduit than a creator, one without much in the way of a set process or regimen. “I just pray a lot that a song will come to me, and every now and then it does. A feeling will come along, and things just tumble out of me.”

Inside Track Title track “Sing the Delta” is a bittersweet reminiscence of DeMent’s childhood home in the Arkansas Delta. “It’s the land where the cotton used to grow/ that owns a piece of my heart and soul,” she sings in her gentle accent, as horns crest and fall away.

“I don’t worry about losing [a song idea] anymore, because usually if it’s good, it’s in there and it’ll reappear later.”

of a friend, but DeMent sings it with such determination that it sounds like autobiography. It took her nearly a decade to piece the song together. “It was an idea I had years ago, and it started with the chorus,” she says. “I forgot all about it, then revisited it later and it still had the power to stir me. The next thing you know a couple of verses had tumbled out. I’m very critical of myself, so by the time I get to where I’m willing to record something, I’m usually pretty sure that I’m going to be able to sing it until the day I die.”

How would you be involved?

Anyone in particular in mind? Bloomberg came close to running. But he told me 15 percent of Republicans would vote for the Republican nominee if it was Leon Trotsky and 15 percent of Democrats would vote for the Democratic nominee if it was Ayn Rand, and he didn’t think you could fight that. But I think it’s doable.

What’s something non-billionaires can do to improve government? Start watchdog groups on members of Congress. There are only 535! Nothing stops people from getting some neighbors into a group in each district. And you won’t believe the change. FIONA ZUBLIN (EXPRESS) Politics and Prose, 5015 Connecticut Ave. NW; Thu., 7 p.m., free; 202-364-1919, Politics-prose.com. (Van Ness)

T he approach work s for her. DeMent’s songs, with their evocative lyrics and hymnlike melodies, are simultaneously powerful and simple. Her 2012 album, “Sing the Delta,” mixes soul, country and gospel to paint an affectionate landscape of her Arkansas home and a tender portrait of DeMent’s mother, who taught her to find solace and insight in music. The downside is that this approach can take a while. “Sing the Delta” was DeMent’s first collection of original material in 16 years. Her previous studio album, released in 2004, was a

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I’m going to put out a list of billionaires who, by their stated concern for the country, should consider running in 2016.

Whatever Iris DeMent is thinking about could be a song in 10 years.

Jammin’ Java, 227 Maple Ave. E, Vienna; Fri., 8 p.m., $45; 703-255-1566, Jamminjava.com.

Film

‘We Steal Secrets’: It’s hard to make a gripping movie about a subject everyone thinks they know everything about. Alex Gibney, director of “We Steal Secrets: The Story of Wikileaks,” opening Friday, pulled it off. This doc investigates the cult of personality following founder Julian Assange, left, and the case of Bradley Manning, the U.S. soldier accused of sharing hundreds of thousands of classified documents. If Gibney’s film isn’t nominated for an Oscar, there oughta be an investigation. KRISTEN PAGE-KIRBY (E XPRESS) AFI Silver,

8633 Colesville Road, Silver Spring; opens Fri.; 301-495-6720, Afi.com/silver. (Silver Spring)


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Clever [Expletive] Words “I gave myself permission to do whatever occurred to me, whatever bounced around inside me.”

Stage

— A A RON POSNER, ON HIS APPROACH TO ADAPTING CHEKHOV’S “THE SEAGULL”

STAN BAROUH

The new play at Woolly Mammoth, “Stupid [Expletive] Bird,” won’t start until you tell it to. An actor reveals a card instructing the audience to say “start the [expletive] play.” The cast then waits until someone gives them the go-ahead. This lets you know right away that Aaron Posner’s new adaptation of Anton Chekhov’s “The Seagull” is a departure from the original. But Chekhov knew all about departure. When Chekhov’s plays premiered in the late 19th century, they were revolutionary. In other works of the time, characters would constantly declare their feelings to the audience. Chekhov’s use of subtext — of showing what the characters felt from what they didn’t say — would completely change the way people thought about drama. In “Stupid [Expletive] Bird” (and “The Seagull”) a young playwright, Con (Brad Koed), struggles to create surprising theater. He wants to change the world, hold onto his girlfriend and annoy his

Kate Eastwood Norris, Cody Nickell, Kimberly Gilbert, Rick Foucheux and a ukulele.

actress mom. Every character is in love with someone who doesn’t love them back, and they wrestle with art, aging and the meaninglessness of life. “It’s a sacred cow,” Posner, who also directed, says of “The Seagull.” “And that makes it more fun to take shots at.” Chekhov’s classic is a fertile

playground for Posner. “I love the play, but it’s all so earnest,” he says. “It comes from such a heartfelt place that it makes me want to slap the characters around a little bit. So I did.” Posner began writing the script as a personal project, not meant for production. That gave him freedom, which persisted even after

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This compact national memorial is tucked in a one-block space between the National Building Museum and the D.C. Court of Appeals. More than 19,000 law enforcement officials have died in the line of duty since 1791; their names are carved on the two marble walls. To find a specific name, consult a directory inside one of the four posts around the edges of the memorial. Among the notable names are the 72 officers who were killed in the terror attacks on Sept. 11, 2001 — the single deadliest day in American law enforcement history.

the play made it into Woolly Mammoth’s season. “I gave myself permission to do whatever occurred to me, whatever bounced around inside me,” he says. That includes frank conversations with the audience, monologues Chekhov never would have imagined for his characters and original songs about despair plunked out on a ukulele. Posner is an experienced adaptor — he brought novels “The Chosen” and “My Name Is Asher Lev” to the stage. His intention was to faithfully depict another author’s story. “Here my goal is the opposite,” he says. “It’s to use the brilliance of Chekhov as a jumpingoff point for my own explorations.”

The memorial is stocked with pencils and paper to make stone rubbings.

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iiJail matron Anna Hart of Hamilton County, Ohio, became the first female officer to die in the line of duty when an inmate attempting to escape struck her with an iron bedpost. She died on July 24, 1916. iiWhen the memorial was dedicated in 1991, it held 12,561 names. New ones are engraved every spring and formally dedicated each May 13.

DESPINA SPYROU

In ‘Stupid [Expletive] Bird,’ a Chekhov play is brashly, wittily and profanely updated

FILM RIFFS

Endless Love “Before Midnight,” out Friday, checks in on the lovers who met in 1995’s “Before Sunrise” and re-met in 2004’s “Before Sunset.” They’re not the first movie couple to stick it out for the long haul. KRISTEN PAGE-KIRBY (EXPRESS)

1 Carl and Ellie Condensed to a wordless, fourminute montage, the till-death-dous-part love story of this couple in 2009’s “Up” makes for the most tearinducing opening scene of all time.

2 Eben and Jennie In 1948’s “Portrait of Jennie,” Joseph Cotten is a struggling artist and Jennifer Jones is a little girl who bends time so they can be together age-appropriately. Makes your last Valentine’s Day present look a little cheap, huh?

3 Doris and George In 1978’s “Same Time, Next Year,” the main characters (who meet once a year in the same hotel room) are married to other people. Adultery — bringing people together since the dawn of time.

4 Daniel and Helen In 1992’s “Forever Young,” Mel Gibson is a pilot who asks to be frozen in 1939 because he can’t bear to live without his comatose girlfriend. He wakes up in 1992 and, hey! — she’s alive and well. That was 53 years well spent.

5 Ethel and Norman The longtime couple’s summer cottage is the setting for 1981’s “On Golden Pond,” which reveals the universal truth of enduring relationships: Eventually your significant other will drive you absolutely bleeping insane.


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entertainment | Weekend Pass “If you choose a few songs out of the new album, you wouldn’t think they were by the same band.”

Out of Step Mount Kimbie diverges from the dubstep path with a trippier sound Music British electronic duo Mount Kimbie has been labeled “postdubstep” — a genre different from its popular forebear in that it lacks dubstep’s heavy bass. The

Inside Track The danceable “Made to Stray,” off “Cold Spring Fault Less Youth,” features dreamy vocals by Campos and Maker. A psychedelic video for the song was designed and directed by Leif Podhajsky, who’s also responsible for the album art.

band’s sound is more ambient and creatively ambitious than booming dance tracks; Mount K imbie creates music by stitching together vocals, instrumental passages, field recordings and vintage drum machine samples. The duo emerged from the plaster walls of a bedroom studio and into the limelight after its positively received debut record, 2010’s “Crooks and Lovers.” Mount

CHRIS RHODES

— DOM M A K ER, HALF OF BRITISH ELECTRONIC DUO MOUNT KIMBIE

Kimbie’s new album, the justreleased “Cold Spring Fault Less Youth,” features 11 tracks, each of which sounds completely unlike the others. “If you choose a few songs out of the new album, you wouldn’t think they were by the same band,” says Dom Maker, who formed Mount Kimbie in 2009 with Kai Campos while the two were students at London South Bank University. The duo recently played to bigger crowds on a major European tour with English indie-poppers the xx and is now performing across the U.S. Campos and Maker’s favorite shows haven’t been the stadium performances, though. “Big shows on these massive stages are a different experience completely,” Campos says. “When it goes really well, it’s an amazing feeling. But the actual act of planning is quite different. You can hear any little discrepancy. It’s ampli-

fied so much because of the size of the venue, so you approach those [shows] a bit differently.” A 300-person show in Austria is where the two felt most in their element. “If I had to only do one type of venue for the rest of my life, it would have to be small shows,” Campos says. At the rate the band’s popularity is rising, though, that might not be an option for long. “We have this weird, intensive insecurity about not being musicians,” Campos says. They are musicians, of course: Unlike many other electronic acts, the two play instruments during live sets. For now, the band’s preference for smaller venues is good news for District fans: Black Cat’s mainstage area holds only 700 people. SCOT T SHIGEOK A (FOR E XPRESS)

Black Cat, 1811 14th St. NW; Sat., 9 p.m., $15-$18; 202-667-7960, Blackcatdc.com. (U Street)

WHO THE HECK IS ...

In a multicultural city like D.C., you might have heard of masala, a South Asian spice mixture. Vocalist and drummer Mike Ounallah has put together a similarly potent mix with Black Masala, one of the most eclectic bands making music in the District today. SCOT T SHIGEOK A (FOR E XPRES S)

The Lineup: The band, which takes cues from Eastern European music and big brass bands, recently celebrated its one-year anniversary and has snowballed from two members to nine. The impressive roster includes locals Frank Mitchell Jr. (saxophonist for Thievery Corporation),

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BLACK MASALA?

Matt Hotez (trombonist for Yellow Dubmarine) and Patrick Edwards (electric guitarist for Bellflur).

The Show: Black Masala’s live sets get the adrenaline pumping and the crowd dancing — aggressively. “People dance so hard they’ve fallen into our drum sets,” Ounallah says.

Stepping Out: The band has

“People dance so hard that they [have] fallen into our drum sets.” — MIKE OUNALL A H, VOCALIST AND DRUMMER FOR ECLECTIC D.C. BAND BLACK

played small clubs and higher-profile gigs at venues such as the Kennedy Center’s Millennium Stage. “You aren’t going to hear this kind of stuff anywhere else in D.C.,” Ounallah says. After a three-stop tour in North Carolina last week, the group’s bringing its distinctive mix back to the District.

MASALA, ON THE ENTHUSIASM OF THE GROUP’S FANS

The Velvet Lounge, 915 U St. NW; Mon., 9 p.m., $8-$10; 202-462-3213. (U Street)

Friday Mink Stole: Mink Stole, who portrayed a black-marketbaby peddler, a murderous housewife and more under the direction of John Waters, has a second act. As Mink Stole & Her Wonderful Band, she sings such jazzy tunes as “Sometimes I Wish I Had a Gun.” Get alarmed at Creative Alliance, 3134 Eastern Ave., Baltimore; Fri., 8 p.m., $10-$15; Creativealliance.org, 410-2761651. SHAUNA MILLER (E XPRESS)


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Food at a recent WhyFoodWorks dinner party included salmon cakes with a goat cheese sauce, roasted broccoli and risotto made from oats, left; Waybright’s no-bake, cheese-free “cheesefake” is packed with fiber.

A Smarter Dinner Party A D.C. dietitian makes house calls to teach healthy cooking techniques among my friends,” says Jennifer Utz, 30, a Shirlington resident who recently hosted a group of girlfriends for one of Waybright’s dinner parties. “I thought it would be a good way to learn how to make something other than mac and cheese.” Waybright walked the group through preparing bacon-wrapped tilapia and taught the women kitchen basics, such as how to cut an onion. Each guest went home with a spice blend and printouts of the recipes. “Each recipe is replicable. This is something you can do, something you can use and enjoy in your everyday life,” Waybright says. The women had so much fun, they reconvened less than a week later at another friend’s house for a second dinner party. There’s no denying that the definition of “healthy cooking” is hotly debated. Some people swear by low-fat diets, while others profess that veganism, Paleo or low-

— SA R A H WAY BRIGHT, REGISTERED DIETITIAN AND FOUNDER OF WHYFOODWORKS,

“For some, food is a means to an end. It’s fuel,” she says. “You have other people for whom nutrition is way down on the list. It’s about culture and celebration. For me, the food has to be delicious. But it’s got to be more than that. It has to bring something to the table, nutritionally.” The dinner parties cost $60 per guest, with an optional $8 wine pairing. There is a discount for repeat clients, and for every 10 events she books, Waybright donates a dinner party to a group that can’t afford it. The host provides nothing but the guest list and a dinner table; Waybright brings all the ingredients and supplies, including plates and silverware, and takes the cleanup with her. She acknowledges that some people might view having a dietitian cook for them as guilt-inducing, but she stresses that guilt has no place in her view of food. “I won’t come in and say, ‘Eat this, not that.’ I don’t talk about weight loss,” she says. “It’s about helping people make better decisions.” M AG G I E FA Z E L I FA R D

WHICH ORGANIZES HEALTHY DINNER PARTIES AROUND D.C.

(THE WASHINGTON POST )

EVI HARMON

What’s the secret to a memorable dinner party? For 29-year-old Sarah Waybright, it’s good company, good food and good wine — plus a menu that won’t leave guests feeling sick, stuffed or guilt-ridden. “When you think about ‘treating’ yourself, it’s about instant gratification,” says Waybright, a registered dietitian and the woman behind WhyFoodWorks, a D.C. healthful dinner-party service. “You go to a wedding, a birthday party or dinner at someone’s house and everything looks delicious, then you overeat and feel [terrible] at the end of the night.” Through WhyFoodWorks events — which feel like a cooking show in your kitchen — Waybright aims to teach people how to balance flavor with nutrition and social interaction with personal well-being. Wine pairings and dessert, such as a slice of grain-free coconut “cheesefake,” keep the educational meals lively and festive. “I’m a notoriously bad cook

carb is the key to good health. Waybright, who grew up on a farm in Gettysburg, Pa., where each meal was home-cooked and dessert involved running out to pick raspberries fresh off the bush, is not nearly so militant. “There’s not a single diet that’s perfect for everybody,” she says. “I don’t think everyone should be vegetarian. I don’t think everyone should be Paleo. I don’t think anyone should be eating the standard American diet” of processed food and refined carbohydrates and fats. Waybright uses the dinner parties as a vehicle to help people figure out what works best for them. She also challenges guests to question the merit of the food they’re putting in their mouths.

Sarah Waybright, founder of WhyFoodWorks, pours wine at one of the healthconscious dinner parties she hosts.

“For some, food is a means to an end. It’s fuel. You have other people for whom nutrition is way down on the list. … For me, the food has to be delicious. But it’s got to be more than that. It has to bring something to the table, nutritionally.”


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THURSDAY 9:30 Club: moe., 7 p.m., $28. Birchmere: Sylvia Browne, 7:30 p.m., $55. Black Cat: The Thermals, Hollywood, Pure Junk (ex-Double Dagger), 8 p.m., $15. Blues Alley: John Pizzarelli Quartet, 8 and 10 p.m., $40. DC9: Hands, Nightlands, 8:30 p.m., $10. Kennedy Center/Concert Hall: National Symphony Orchestra, 7 p.m., $10-$85. Music Center at Strathmore: BSO, 8 p.m. Rams Head On Stage: Iris Dement, 8 p.m., $29.50. Rock & Roll Hotel: Monument, Cake and Calculus, Mittenfields, 8:30 p.m., $10. The Hamilton: Paul Kelly, Dan Kelly, 7:30 p.m., $22.50 in advance, $27.50 day of the show. U Street Music Hall: Destructo & Tittsworth, 814OFCOURSE, 10 p.m., $10. Velvet Lounge: Ploy, Carroll, Pleasure Curses, 9 p.m., $8-$10.

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Birchmere: Maceo Parker, 7:30 p.m., $29.50. Black Cat: Tom McBride, Olivia & The Mates, 9 p.m., $15. Blues Alley: John Pizzarelli Quartet, 8 and 10 p.m., $40. Bohemian Caverns: The Brandee

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Rock & Roll Hotel: Kill Lincoln, Toy Store Riot, 9 p.m., $10. State Theatre: Five Dollar Comedy, 9 p.m., $5. The Hamilton: Scott Kurt & Memphis 59, Bobby Thompson Project, 8:30 p.m., $12. Wolf Trap/Filene Center: “The Mikado,” 8 p.m., $12-$50.


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The Band That Stays Together Plays Well Together

$10-$85.

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Kennedy Center/Millennium Stage: Markus Groh, 2 p.m. Music Center at Strathmore: National Philharmonic, 8 p.m., $37$84. Rams Head On Stage: The Bacon Brothers, 6:30 and 9:30 p.m., $49.50. Rock & Roll Hotel: Snowden, Teen Mom, 8 p.m., $14. The Fillmore: Rocknoceros, 11 a.m. The Hamilton: Bonerama, 8:30 p.m., $22.50 advance, $24.50 day of show. Wolf Trap/Filene Center: “The Mikado,” 8 p.m., $12-$50.

SUNDAY Birchmere: Patty Griffin, 7:30 p.m., $55. Black Cat: The Front Bottoms, Weatherbox, 8 p.m., $12. Blues Alley: John Pizzarelli Quartet, 8 and 10 p.m., $40.

NEW YORK-BASED JAM ROCKERS MOE. have been playing together for nearly 25 years. Led by guitarist Al Schnier, left, and bassist Rob Derhak, center, the group has endured years of touring and endless hours of improvisation playing to a devoted group of fans who have dubbed themselves “moe.rons.” The group returns to jam at 9:30 Club on Thursday night.

Kennedy Center/Terrace Theater: The Washington Men’s Camerata, Rosa Lamoreaux and Rock Creek Singers, 7:30 p.m., $30. Music Center at Strathmore: Feria de Sevilla, noon-6 p.m. Rams Head On Stage: Ottmar Liebert, 8 p.m., $48.50. The Hamilton: Gospel brunch, 10 a.m., 12:30 p.m., $30. The Smithereens, 7:30 p.m., $30.50 in advance, $33 day of show. The Howard Theatre: Kim Burrell, 8 p.m., $37.50 advance, $42.50 day of show. U Street Music Hall: Flobots, Wheelchair Sports Camp, Higher Education, 7 p.m., $25. Velvet Lounge: The Senecas, Atlas At Last, Black Suit Youth, In Your Memory, 9 p.m., $8. Continued on page E16

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The Face That Launched a Thousand Quips

From the Women’s Committee of the Corcoran Gallery of Art,” a selection

►sight

of photographs and works on paper all stemming from the idea of identity, portraiture and self expression are on

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display, through July 14. Free Summer Saturdays, the museum opens its doors, waives its admission fee and offers tours, workshops and activities Saturdays through Aug. 31. Sidewalk Chalk Drawing, chalk artists Julia Benton and Whitney Waller use the Corcoran Collection as inspiration and the sidewalk as a canvas to create their works of art, through Aug. 31, 10 a.m.-

NATIONAL PORTRAIT GALLERY

2 p.m. 500 17th St. NW; 202-639-1700,

BORIS CHALIAPIN,Time magazine’s longtime portrait artist, gets his own exhibit at the National Portrait Gallery (his

depiction of Muhammad Ali is above). He was renowned for his speed and was able to turn around a cover in 12 hours. Granted, that doesn’t sound impressive for today, but it’s not like he was working in Photoshop, you know? So take it easy on him, please.

reception, attendees can participate by

Dude, There’s Something on Your Face

adding a lock or two to a work, Sun. 4-6 p.m. 201 Prince St., Alexandria; 703548-0035, Nvfaa.org. Carroll Square Gallery: “Raising Dust,” a group exhibition featuring works of clay and mixed media by Margaret Boozer, Akemi Maegawa, Melissa Mytty, Matt Price and Matt Ziemke, through Aug. 23. 975 F St. NW; 202-624-8643. Connersmith: “Koen Vanmechelen: (Work From Documenta 13),” recent work by the Belgian conceptual artist, through June 22. 1358-60 Florida Ave. NE; 202-588-8750, Connersmith.us .com. Corcoran Gallery of Art: “Cynthia Connolly: Letters on Top of Buildings,” 12 of Connolly’s photographs of bygone typographic signs, inspired by roadtrip fantasies, are on display, through June 23. “David Levinthal: War Games,” combat-related tableaux and images of war from the central figure of American postmodern photography, through Sept. 1. “Expressions 2013: The Annual ArtReach Exhibition,” work by the students participating in the ArtReach in School and After School program is put on display, through June 16. “Roots and Links: Gifts

CONNERSMITH

Addison/Ripley: Group Exhibition, Carol Brown Goldberg serves as guest curator of this group show, through June 29. 1670 Wisconsin Ave. NW; 202338-5180, Addisonripleyfineart.com. LAST CHANCE American Painting: Andrei Kushnir’s “River Visions” features 40 paintings of the Potomac River, Thu.Sat. 5118 MacArthur Blvd. NW; 202-2443244, Classicamericanpainting.com. Arlington Arts Center: “Options 2013,” 16 emerging local artists will be represented at Washington Project for the Art’s biennial exhibition, through June 9. “Social Construction,” Blair Murphy, program director for the Washington Project for the Arts, curated this group exhibition featuring works by Arlington Arts Center’s resident artists, through June 9. 3550 Wilson Blvd., Arlington; 703-248-6800, Findyourartist.org. Arthur M. Sackler Gallery: “Nine Deaths, Two Births: Xu Bing’s Phoenix Project” looks at the making of “Phoenix Project,” Chinese artist Xu Bing’s massive bird installations on view at MASS MoCa. The 12-ton, 100-foot sculptures are composed of construction site detritus that the artist found in Beijing. This exhibit details the feat of constructing the pieces and includes sketches, scale models and a film, through Sept. 2. “World in Print: Japanese Illustrated Books From the Gerhard Pulverer Collection,” features ehon, Japanese woodblockprinted illustrated books that brought reading to the masses during the Edo period (1615-1868), through Aug. 11. 1050 Independence Ave. SW; 202-633-1000, Asia.si.edu. Artisphere: Wilmer Wilson IV’s “The Forever Aftermath” poses the question “What is performance art, and what happens after it’s complete?” through June 30. 1101 Wilson Blvd., Arlington; 703-875-1100, Artisphere.com. Athenaeum: “Hair Apparent,” a multimedia, group exhibition about the myths, rituals, memories and cultural perceptions surrounding hair. Features sculpture, live performance, photography and more, through July 14. At the “Hair Apparent” opening

THIS IS NOT A LIVE CHICKEN, but walking, clucking poultry is part of “ Koen Vanmechelen: Leaving Paradise,” now at the Connersmith Gallery. The exhibit examines the natural world and our relationship to it. And to chickens.

Corcoran.org. Curator’s Office: Nicholas & Sheila Pye, photography and film, through June 22. 1515 14th St. NW; 202-387-1008, Curatorsoffice.com. LAST CHANCE Fairfax Art League: “Spring Showers,” the Village Gallery group exhibition by Fairfax Art League members includes watercolor, oil paintings, and photography, Thu. and Fri. Old Town Hall, 3999 University Drive, Fairfax; 703-273-2377, Fairfaxartleague.net. Flashpoint: Nekisha Durrett’s “O’er Yonder” and Brian Davis’ “Circuit”: To create “Circuit,” Davis placed modern and vintage chairs in a circle and strung them together with lights, bolts, boards and wires. Inspired by graphic novels, Durrett’s “Found” is a collection of large-scale color illustrations, through June 9. 916 G St. NW; 202-315-1305, Culturaldc.org. Folger Shakespeare Library: “A Book Behind Bars: The Robben Island Shakespeare,” a copy of Shakespeare’s “Complete Works” signed by Nelson Mandela is showcased along with a number of Mandela’s sketches made in the early 2000s, reflecting his life in prison, through Sept. 29. “The Folgers Our Founders,” several art collections and manuscripts important to the founders of the library, Henry and Emily Folger, are put on display, through Sept. 29. 201 East Capitol St. SE; 202-5444600, Folger.edu. LAST CHANCE Foundry Gallery: “The Colors I’m Feeling,” Ana Elisa Benavent presents abstract paintings with large fields of color, Thu.-Sun. 1314 18th St. NW; 202-463-0203, Foundrygallery.org. Freer Gallery of Art: “Arts of Japan: Edo Aviary and Poetic License,” two complementary exhibits examine


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Have More Fun With Picture Pages

the Edo period. One features bird paintings, a significant part of the Japanese visual repertoire, and the other displays classical Asian literary traditions interpreted in paint, through Aug. 4. “Old Tales Retold: Chinese Narrative Painting,” 23 paintings relay lively stories about notorious figures and places from Chinese history, through Oct. 20. “Promise of Paradise: Early Chinese Buddhist Sculpture,” Buddhist sculptures of stone and gilt bronze highlight the late Six Dynasties and the High Tang (sixth to eighth FREER GALLERY

century). “Sylvan Sounds: Freer, Dewing and Japan,” American tonalism — shadowy paintings in muted hues — became a gateway to Japanese art for patron Charles Lang Freer. His

YOU CAN’T TOUCH THE ANCIENT ILLUSTRATED BOOKS on display at the Freer, but you’ll soon be able to flip through them virtually. “Onna sanju -

namesake museum explicitly shows the

rokkasen” by Hosoda Eish, above, is one of the examples in “Hand Held: Gerhard Pulverer’s Japanese Illustrated Books”; it comes from the Edo period. Eventually, all of the books will be available to peruse online, in case you want to see what happens to that pretty lady wearing the nice kimono. Assuming, of course, you read Japanese.

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THEATRE 4th Annual “Fool for All” Faction of Fools MetroStage’s

Ghost-Writer The Alliance Theatre presents

Grease

The smash hit comedy

Four new plays, Tales of Honor and Anchovies, created in 1 day! Masks, acro, surprises, and Commedia, fun for the whole family! Michael Hollinger’s critically acclaimed play about love, life and the art of writing. “achingly subtle & superb… pithy poignant elegantly produced…” Join Rydell High, class of ’59. Throw mittens around your kittens and hand-jive the night away with the show that’ll make you want to stand up and shout. Gina Gionfriddo’s wickedly funny comedy of romantic errors, directed by Patricia McGregor. “As engrossing as it is ferociously funny” – New York Times

Saturday, June 1st, 8pm Extended thru 6-16 Th and Fri at 8 Sat at 5 and 8 Sun at 3 and 7 July 13, 19 & 27th at 7:30 pm; July 14 & 20th at 4:00 pm; July 28th at 2:00 pm

Gallaudet University Free parking! 4 Blocks from H Street. www.factionoffools.org 1201 N. Royal St. Alexandria, VA 22314 703-548-9044/800-494-8497 www.metrostage.org Chantilly High School 4201 Stringfellow Rd, Chantilly, VA, 703-22-810 www.TheAllianceTheatre.org Round House Theatre Bethesda 240-644-1100 www.roundhousetheatre.org GALA Theatre 3333 14th Street, NW 202-234-7174 galatheatre.org

Becky Shaw

May 29 thru June 23

LA TENCHIS

May 31-June 1 Fri-Sat 8 pm

Memorias de una diva de las pupusas. ¡Directamente de El Salvador! En español.

The Magic Finger

Final performances! June 1 + 2

Sit back as ducks and humans switch places in this topsy-turvy worldpremiere comedy!

Imagination Stage 4908 Auburn Ave., Bethesda imaginationstage.org

Tuesday–Friday at 8 Saturday at 6 & 9 Sunday at 3 & 7

Shear Madness is the fresh, funny, and up-to-the-minute record breaking comedy whodunit that lets the audience spot the clues, question the suspects and solve the funniest murder mystery in the annals of crime.

The Kennedy Center Theater Lab Student Rush Tickets Available Tickets: 202-467-4600 Groups: 202-416-8400 www.shearmadness.com

Shear Madness The Kennedy Center Theater Lab

Washington, DC’s Premiere Political Satire Troupe

Carmina Burana!

PERFORMANCES Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30pm

A musical, political satire. We put the MOCK in Democracy! www.capsteps.com Info: 202.312.1555

Ronald Reagan Building 1300 Pennsylvania Ave, NW Tix available at 202.397.SEAT ticketmaster.com

Stan Engebretson, conductor;Victoria Gau, conductor; Audrey Luna, soprano; Robert Baker, tenor;Leon Williams, baritone; National Philharmonic Chorale,Choralis Youth Choir. Witold Lutoslawski Three Poems by Henri Michaux Carl Orff Carmina Burana

National Philharmonic The Music Center at Strathmore 5301 Tuckerman Lane North Bethesda, MD 20852 nationalphilharmonic.org 301-581-5100

MUSIC - CONCERTS Saturday, June 8, 8 pm Free pre-concert lecture at 6:45 pm. Sunday, June 9, 3 pm Free pre-concert lecture at 1:45 pm.

it’s not live art without a live audience.

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MUSIC - CONCERTS World Music Stars Sierra Leone’s Refugee All Stars

“Buoyant grooves and fierce optimism.”–NPR

Artisphere 1101 Wilson Blvd. Arlington, VA 22209 Artisphere.com / 703-875-1100

$25 GA; $40 Lounge Level

Free parking Bar onsite Rosslyn Metro: Two blocks

Sat June 1 / 8pm

Formed in West African refugee camps, Sierra Leone’s Refugee All Stars have risen like a phoenix out of the ashes of war and are a potent example of the redeeming power of music.

Cecil Ray Comedy Club

Saturday June 1, 2013 Doors open at 6:30pm and show start at 7pm

Christian Comedy Show with Graceson, Miss Clareese, Kadesha & Coco-Nut. Laughs, fun & the hottest DMV jazz band

Workhouse Arts Center 9601 Ox Road Lorton, VA 22079 W3 Theatre Bldg elitevisionproductions.com

$20 in advance $25 at door

Tracy 571-245-7379 call or text

Perceptive Strokes: Women Artists of Panama

Through Sunday, June 2, 2013 Open daily, 11 AM - 6 PM

This exhibit showcases the work of 22 women artists, highlighting the history of modern and contemporary Panamanian art.

IDB Cultural Center Art Gallery 1300 New York Avenue NW T. (202) 623-1213 Metro Center iadb.org/cultural

Free and open to the public

Group tours offered (English/ Spanish)

w/ DJ Underdog

COMEDY

VISUAL ARTS

CONGRESSIONAL CHORUS & AMERICAN YOUTH CHORUS DAVID SIMMONS, ARTISTIC DIRECTOR

Nature Sings A Celebration of EARTH, SKY & SEA SATURDAY, JUNE 1, 7:30 PM

National City Christian Church 5 Thomas Circle, NW Washington, DC 20005

TICKETS $25

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Post Hunt 2013 is coming! POST HUNT

On June 2 The Washington Post Magazine will kick off another insanely popular Post

Hunt. The Post Hunt is a huge mutant brainteaser — a kind of urban safari, where you’ll be hunting for the answers to wacky puzzles woven into the landscape of downtown Washington. If it’s anything like past years, we’ll all be in for a wild ride — or at least, a weird afternoon!

WHEN

Sunday, June 2, 2013, Noon-4 p.m. • Rain or Shine

WHERE

Main Stage: Freedom Plaza, Pennsylvania Avenue, NW between 13th & 14th Streets Puzzles will take place throughout downtown D.C.

HOW TO GET THERE

Metro Stations: Metro Center & Federal Triangle

WHAT TO BRING June 2 issue of The Washington Post Magazine* found in your Sunday Washington Post, comfortable shoes, a cellphone with texting capabilities and a sense of humor.

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by American artist Thomas Dewing alongside Japanese pieces Freer collected in the late 1890s, through May 28, 2014. “Whistler’s Neighborhood: Impressions of a Changing London,” etchings, watercolors and small oil paintings offer James McNeill Whistler’s quick impressions of London’s Chelsea neighborhood from

K St. NW; 202-383-1420, Historydc.org. Honfleur: John K. Lawson’s “Figures In Jazz,” large-scale collage portraits featuring prominent jazz musicians, through June 28. 1241 Good Hope Road SE; 202-365-8392, Honfleurgallery .com. International Visions: “Who Used to Dance,” Russian painter Anna Demovidova presents a series of

paintings inspired by jazz and flamenco.

American artists, through July 31. 2025

The exhibition’s title comes from one

Hillyer Place NW; 202-232-4644.

of Demovidova’s favorite jazz albums, Abbey Lincoln’s “Who Used to Dance,” opening Sat., through June 29. The opening reception is from 6:30 to 9 p.m., Saturday 2629 Connecticut Ave. NW; 202-234-5112, Inter-visions.com. Jane Haslem: “the mind / the line / the image,” an exhibition of works by 16

Koshland Science Museum: Ongoing exhibits: “Earth Lab” provides the latest data models and decision tools to create strategies for mitigating the impacts of climate change. “Life Lab” contains information about the science of healthy living, how the brain works and how to plan healthy meals,

525 E St. NW; 202-334-1201, Koshland -science-museum.org. Mexican Cultural Institute: “Codex Mexico: The Book as Art,” books from Mexico alongside other compelling books, examining divergences and connections across different traditions, through June 17. 2829 16th St. NW; 202728-1628, Icm.sre.gob.mx/imw. Continued on page E23

1863 to his death in 1903, through Sept. 8. Jefferson Drive and 12th Street SW; 202-633-1000, Asia.si.edu. LAST CHANCE Hillyer Art Space: “Lara Bandilla: New Work,” Bandilla

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look at Washington’s kitchen in an

spacecraft, from the Wright Brothers’

Schools,” Perkins + Will architects

foam block area, through Nov. 18,

exhibition celebrating food at Mount

plane to Charles Lindbergh’s Spirit of

presents a classroom model that

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“Beyond Yesterday,” a group exhibition

Vernon and Washington, through

St. Louis to the Apollo 11 command

conserves energy and builds on

the history of buildings and their

of both representational and abstract

Aug. 11. 3200 Mount Vernon Memorial

module Columbia. The museum also

the possibility of a greener, more

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landscape paintings, Thu.-Sun. 1781

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has a planetarium and Imax theater,

sustainable school building, through

Florida Ave. NW; 202-628-2787,

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which for a fee shows educational films

Jan. 5. “House and Home,” an ongoing

on flight and outer space, Sixth Street

exhibition that explores what it means

and Independence Avenue SW; 202-633-

to live at home. “Play Work Build,” the

1000, Nasm.si.edu.

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National Air and Space Museum: Ongoing exhibits: Explore the evolution of flight through displays, hands-on exhibitions and historic aircraft and

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impresario Serge Diaghilev, through Sept. 2. “Ellsworth Kelly: Colored Paper Images,” an exhibition of 23 paper-pulp pieces by Kelly, through Dec. 1. Fourth Street and Constitution Avenue NW; 202-737-4215, Nga.gov. National Gallery of Art, West Building: “Civic Pride: Dutch Group Portraits From Amsterdam,” rare depictions by Govert Flinck and Bartholomeus van der Helst of meetings inside the Kloveniersdoelen, the gathering place of one of Amsterdam’s three militia companies. “Masterpieces of American Furniture From the Kaufman Collection, 17001830,” one of the largest collections of Early American furniture in private hands, acquired over the course of five decades by George M. and Linda

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National Museum of African Art: “Earth Matters: Land as Material and Metaphor in the Arts of Africa,” master weaver Kwasi Asare will teach students 10 and older how to use the famous cloth that his father, the late A.E. Asare, created. Reservations required, through Jan. 4. “Walt Disney-Tishman African Art Highlights,” donated to the museum in 2005, the collection features unique

National Museum of American History: “American Stories,” a crosssection of the museum’s collection of artifacts, shows how stories and history have shaped our national identity. “Changing America: The Emancipation Proclamation, 1863 and the March on Washington, 1963,” a collection of photos and artifacts commemorating two major events in American history, through Sept. 15. “Food: Transforming the American Table, 1950 to 2000,” from food production to who does the cooking to where meals are consumed to what we know about what’s good for us, this exhibit explores how new technologies and social and cultural shifts have influenced major changes in food, wine and eating in America.

Pennsylvania Avenue for a “national procession” during President Woodrow Wilson’s inauguration, through Oct. 31. “I Want the Wide American Earth: An Asian Pacific American Story,” an exhibition that examines the role of Asian immigrants in America today and through the past few centuries, through June 15. “Not Lost in Translation: The Life of Clotilde Arias,” Arias, who immigrated to New York from Iquitos, Peru, in 1923 at the age of 22, led an atypical life and is most known for her composition “Huiracocha,” which is revered and still performed around the world. Her possessions and papers tell a story of the first half of the 20th century, 14th Street and Continued on page E26

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streets NW; 202-633-1000, Npg.si.edu. Newseum: “A Thousand Days” examines John F. Kennedy’s time in office and his family life through a documentary video of original footage and interviews. The film is one in a series of events at the museum that marks the 50th anniversary of the former president’s death, through Jan. 5. “Creating Camelot: The Kennedy Photography of Jacques Lowe,” intimate shots of John F. Kennedy’s family taken by his personal photographer, through Jan. 5. “Three Shots Were Fired,” artifacts and headlines that tell the story of JFK’s assassination from the perspective of the news media, through Jan. 5. 555 Pennsylvania Ave. NW; 888-639-7386, Newseum.org. LAST CHANCE Phillips Collection: “Jeanne Silverthorne: Vanitas!,” the artist meditates on the brevity of life through floral reliefs and other sculptures created out of rubber, through Sun. “Laib Wax Room,” German artist Wolfgang Laib originally created this fragrant, illuminated beeswax chamber for the Phillips family home. It will be the museum’s first permanent

installation since the Rothko Room in 1960, 1600 21st St. NW; 202-387-2151, Phillipscollection.org.

Renwick Gallery: “Thomas Day: Master Craftsman and Free Man of Color” examines the career of one of North Carolina’s most successful cabinetmakers during a time of widespread racial discrimination, through July 28. 17th Street and Pennsylvania Avenue NW; 202-6331000, Americanart.si.edu. Smithsonian American Art Museum: “Inventing a Better Mousetrap: Patent Models From the Rothschild Collection,” models of mousetraps and other inventions show patents inventors submitted in the 19th century, through Nov. 3. “Nam June Paik: Global Visionary” features “Zen for TV” (1963/1976), “Megatron/ Matrix” (1995) and objects from the Nam June Paik Archive, a collection of correspondence and Paik ephemera, through Aug. 11. “Pictures in the Parlor,” an examination of decorative images from the mid-19th century that were used in domestic interiors, through June 30. Eighth and F streets NW; 202633-1000, Americanart.si.edu.

Smithsonian Anacostia Community Museum: “Reclaiming the Edge: Urban Waterways and Civic Engagement” examines civic attempts to recover, clean up, re-imagine or engineer urban rivers for community access and use, through Sept. 15. 1901 Fort Place SE; 202-633-4820, Anacostia.si.edu. Susan Calloway Fine Arts: “Poetic Visions,” an exhibition of oil and acrylic paintings and mixed-media works by Brenda Kingery, through June 8. 1643 Wisconsin Ave. NW; 202-965-4601, Callowayart.com. Textile Museum: “Out of Southeast Asia: Art that Sustains” reveals the cross-cultural dialogue and friendship between three artists through paintings and works on paper from 1945 to 1958, through Oct. 13. 2320 S St. NW; 202-6670441, Textilemuseum.org. The Old Print Gallery: “Ross/ Romano,” works by the printmaking couple, John Ross and Clare Romano, through July 13. 1220 31st St. NW; 202965-1818, Oldprintgallery.com. LAST CHANCE Torpedo Factory Art Center/Art League Gallery: “One Continued on page E28

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Touchstonegallery.com. U.S. Botanic Garden: “Begonias!,” a showcase of the types of begonias from around the world, through Oct. 31. “Understory,” photographer Jackie Bailey Labovitz brings perennial plants hidden beneath the forest canopy to the spotlight, through Oct. 14. 100 Maryland Ave. SW; 202-225-8333, Usbg.gov.

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2270, Adventuretheatre-mtc.org. Blithe Spirit: A dead wife returns to haunt her husband and his new wife, through June 16, $25, $15 students. 1st Stage, 1524 Spring Hill Road, McLean, Va.; 703-854-1856, 1ststagespringhill .org. Clementine In the Lower 9: A dysfunctional family reunites after a natural disaster. Presented by Forum Theatre, through June 15, $25, $20 seniors, $15 patrons younger than 30. Round House Theatre, 8641 Colesville Road, Silver Spring; 240-644-1100, Roundhousetheatre.org. Company: Eric Schaeffer directs a comedy about a New York bachelor who evaluates the highs and lows of marriage through the experiences of his coupled friends, through June 30, $29-$86. Signature Theatre, 4200 Campbell Ave., Arlington; 703-820-9771, Signature-theatre.org. LAST CHANCE Complete Works of William Shakespeare Abridged: The comedy covers 37 works by Shakespeare in less than two hours, through Sun., $17, $14 seniors and

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“Becky Shaw,” a Pulitzer Prize finalist vaguely based on “Vanity Fair.” Will Garshore plays Max and Michelle Six plays the title character, a social-climbing but insecure woman who wreaks havoc on the lives of both Max and the people who set them up.

students. Port Tobacco Players, 508 Charles St., La Plata, Md.; 301-932-6819, Ptplayers.com. LAST CHANCE Coriolanus: Shakespeare Theatre Company stages the Bard’s tragedy about a fallen hero who teams up with his enemy to take revenge, through Sun., $43-$105. Sidney Harman Hall, 610 F St. NW; 202-547-1122, Shakespearetheatre.org.

Daytona Mckane and the Quest For the Golden Mole: A girl, her uncle and a talking teddy bear team up to find an idol, through June 15, $13.50. Maryland Ensemble Theatre, 31 W. Patrick St., Frederick, Md.; 301-6944744, Marylandensemble.org. LAST CHANCE DC Queer Theatre Festival: Six 10-minute plays that have LGBT themes are staged, through Sat., $16. Flashpoint, 916 G St. NW; 202-3151305, Culturaldc.org. Ghost-Writer: A dead writer’s stories continue as long as his secretary keeps typing, through June 16, $48$55. MetroStage, 1201 N. Royal St., Alexandria; 800-494-8497, Metrostage .org. LAST CHANCE Gilgamesh: Constellation Theatre Company stages a play in which a god/man attempts to become immortal, through Sun., $10-$45. Source, 1835 14th St. NW; 202-204-7800, Sourcedc.org. Hair! The Musical: The rise of hippies is explored in this rock musical, through June 9, $18, $15 children and seniors. Laurel Mill Playhouse, 508

Main St., Laurel, Md.; 301-617-9906, Laurelmillplayhouse.org. Moon for the Misbegotten: Eugene O’Neill’s drama about a father who plots to get his daughter together with a male suitor is staged, through June 15, $17, $14 seniors and students, $12 age 12 and younger. Greenbelt Arts Center, 123 Centerway, Greenbelt, Md.; 301-4418770, Greenbeltartscenter.org . THURSDAY ONLY Nerdettes: Cherokee Rose, Gigi Holliday, Cherie Sweetbottom and Mourna Handful read in the nude, Thu., $20-$25. D.C. Arts Center, 2438 18th St. NW; 202-462-7833, Dcartscenter.org. Pickle My Monkey: The unpredictable ensemble comedy takes the stage, through June 9, $16.50-$25.50, $16.50$21.50 students and seniors. Maryland Ensemble Theatre, 31 W. Patrick St., Frederick, Md.; 301-694-4744, Marylandensemble.org. Shear Madness: The audience plays armchair detective in the record-breaking comedy, $48. Kennedy Center, Theater Lab, 2700 F St. NW; 202-467-4600, 800444-1324, Kennedy-center.org. Stupid F----ing Bird: Director about town Aaron Posner penned this loose update of Anton Chekhov’s “The Seagull,” starring a long list of talented locals, including Rick Foucheux, Kate Eastwood Norris and Kimberly Gilbert. The comedic play delves into intergenerational tension in the art world, through June 23, $15-$68. Woolly Mammoth Theatre, 641 D St. NW; 202-

393-3939, Woollymammoth.net. LAST CHANCE Tantehorse Company: The Czech company performs two parts from its Dark Trilogy, “Dante: Light in a Darkness” and “Death of the Marquis de Sade,” both based in modern pantomime, Fri. through Sun. Atlas Performing Arts Center, 1333 H St. NE; 202-399-7993, Atlasarts.org.

The Full Monty: Keegan Theatre’s musical follows a group of unemployed men who decide to strip to earn a living, through June 8, $40, $35 seniors and students. Church Street Theater, 1742 Church St. NW; 703-892-0202, Keegantheatre.com. The Guardsman: The comedy follows a husband and wife acting team who attempt to make their off-stage relationship as good as the one on stage, through June 23, $54-$95. Kennedy Center, Eisenhower Theater, 2700 F St. NW; 202-467-4600, Kennedy-center.org. The Hampton Years: Local playwright Jacqueline E. Lawton wrote this world premiere, which takes place at a Virginia art school during World War II and follows a couple of Jewish refugee artists and their talented black students, through June 30, $25-$60. Theater J, 1529 16th St. NW; 800-4948497, Theaterj.org. The Little Dog Laughed: An actor on the cusp of stardom struggles with his agent’s opinion that his sexual orientation might limit his career, through June 8, $20, $18 seniors and Continued on page E31

Living Artfully: At Home with Marjorie Merriweather Post

Special exhibition on view beginning June 8 Discover the flawless style of living and entertaining that Hillwood founder Marjorie Merriweather Post brought to her multiple residences.

Spring Garden Tours

Through June 29 Tuesday–Saturday, 10:30am & 12:30pm Sunday, June 9 & 23, 2:30pm Take a docent-led tour and learn the history of Hillwood’s glorious gardens.

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Special exhibition on view through June 8 Don’t miss your last chance to discover the splendor and mystique of Russia’s illustrious ruling family.

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Thursday, June 6, 13 & 20, 10:30–11:15am Enter the glamorous world of kings and queens and discover glittering treasures throughout the Mansion. Limited to 10 children ages 2–5 with one accompanying adult.

The Dina Merrill Film Program Presents Divas Outdoors: Classic Films Under the Stars

Queen Bee, starring Joan Crawford Friday, June 7, 6:30pm (film starts at 8:15pm) Bring your creative picnic spread and go for the top spot in the picnic competition, then delight in Joan Crawford as a delectably ruthless diva. And get a sneak peak at Living Artfully before it opens! Presented in partnership with One In Ten. Rain date, Saturday, June 8.

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Animal Quackers

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LAST CHANCE The Magic Finger: A family of ducks swaps places with a family of hunters, through Sun., $10-$25. Imagination Stage, 4908 Imaginationstage.org. The Real Thing: A playwright finds he is more successful at writing about love than he is at figuring out how it works in his own marriage, through June 30, $39$72. Studio Theatre, 1501 14th St. NW; 202-332-3300, Studiotheatre.org. The Submission: A white playwright finds success when he submits a play as a black woman, through June 9, $31.50$65. Olney Theatre Center, 2001 OlneySandy Spring Road, Olney; 301-9243400, Olneytheatre.org. The Three Musketeers: Re-imagining

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Synetictheater.org. The Winter’s Tale: Romance, false accusations and a faked death are blended together in Shakespeare’s play, through June 23, $43-$100. Lansburgh Theatre, 450 Seventh St. NW; 202-547-1122, 877-487-8849, Shakespearetheatre.org. Twelfth Night: Shakespeare’s comedy about a shipwreck and complicated romances, through June 9, $30-$68. Folger Theatre, 201 East Capitol St. SE; 202-544-7077, Folger.edu. LAST CHANCE Wallenstein: Set during the Thirty Years’ War, the play follows a general who is torn between loyalty and power, through Fri., $43-$105. Sidney Harman Hall, 610 F St. NW; 202-547-1122, Shakespearetheatre.org.


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Coach K: ACC Should Think Big He urges the league to embrace its label as the country’s best

Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski believes the new-look ACC could be the best basketball league in the country — and should act like it. The ACC is growing to 15 teams next season when Pittsburgh, Syracuse and Notre Dame join. National champion Louisville comes aboard the following year to replace Big Ten-bound Maryland. Krzyzewski said Wednesday that “if you really believe this could be the greatest conference ever, what are all the things that the greatest conference ever would do?” Speaking during his annual “K Academy” fantasy camp at Duke,

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Coach Mike Krzyzewski wants the ACC to “think outside conventional ways.”

he said the league needs to “look at the total package of what we have” and “think outside conventional ways” in everything from its preseason media day to its schedule and postseason tournament. The location of future ACC tournaments has been a hot topic, with commissioner John Swofford raising the possibility that they could

be held in New York. They will be played in Greensboro, N.C., in 2014 and 2015, but nothing has been decided beyond that. When asked where he thinks the tournament should be played, Krzyzewski said the ACC “should take a look at the total package of what we have right now and not micromanage it,” adding that he

wants the league to think big. “Look at it as the fact that you might have the best business. And what do you do to make that the best?” he said. “Are we a $1 billion business functioning as a $500 million business? Or are we a $1 billion business that wants to be a $2 billion [business]?” Krzyzewski, the dean of ACC coaches with a men’s Division I-best 957 career victories in 38 combined seasons at Army and Duke, said he voiced those opinions at the league’s annual meetings two weeks ago in Amelia Island, Fla. He said when he came to Duke in 1980 “everybody was still an ACC guy. “And I think to me that has to happen now,” he added. “That’s what I’m trying to promote. I say it publicly all the time. We will all be better if we are all better.” JOEDY MCCREARY (AP)

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The Need for Speed A former NFL star accuses Justin Bieber of driving recklessly 27

Broadcast Muse “If I was doing just what he did, then my son would feel like he had to do just what I did.”

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Will Smith, left, and Jaden Smith, right, hang out at the Virgin Galactic spaceport in the New Mexico desert as part of the press junket for their new movie “After Earth.”

The Family Business Will Smith guides his kids’ showbiz careers but lets them carve out their own paths Personalities Will Smith has a new outlook on teenagers: Parents do indeed understand. The rapper-turned-actor says he’s “grown a lot” since writing the Grammy-winning 1988 hit that humorously declared they didn’t. All three of his children now at least dabble in music and acting, most notably 14-year-old Jaden, who stars with his father in the new sci-fi film “After Earth,” opening Friday. Even in the midst of a globe-hopping promotional tour for the movie,

Smith recognizes the downside to making stardom a family affair. “I think that the major risk of this particular business is strictly emotional,” he says. “The business has almost a narcotic quality. So it’s almost as if you’re introducing a narcotic into your kids’ life. “So for [wife] Jada [Pinkett Smith] and I, the most important thing is that they have to stay focused and grounded on the fact that they are giving,” he adds. “You don’t make movies for your ego. You make movies to … bring joy, to add value to the world.” Smith, 44, and Jaden first costarred together in 2006’s “The Pursuit of Happyness.” Smith also produced his son’s hit 2010 remake of “The Karate Kid” with Jackie Chan. Smith says he wants his fami-

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Father’s Footsteps In “After Earth,” nature has turned on humans and the survivors are forced to move to another planet. Jaden Smith plays a trainee trying to live up to the reputation of his father, a famed military leader played by Will Smith. When the two crashland on Earth, Jaden’s character must prove he can survive — and save his father. (AP)

ly — which includes daughter Willow, 12, a singer and actress, and son Trey, 20, a DJ — to be successful in the entertainment industry across generations. “I grew up in a family business,”

he says. “Everybody works together and that’s how the family bonds and communicates and how we eat. In my mind, I’m a warrior and I’m teaching my son how to hunt.” Beyond acting, Jaden learned his father’s early raps and now writes his own. While he isn’t looking to replicate the one-time Fresh Prince’s every move, it’s clear he has internalized Dad’s long-term outlook. “If I wanted my career to be exactly like his, then people would keep telling me for the rest of my life, ‘Wow, you successfully pulled off your dad’s career. Congratulations!’” Jaden says. “If I was doing just what he did, then my son would feel like he had to do just what I did. I want my son to feel like he can be a classical pianist if he wants to.” RYAN PEARSON (AP)


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A Rousing Rock ’n’ Roll Revival CCR’s John Fogerty ‘Wrote a Song For Everyone’ on his all-star duets disc

John Fogerty Wrote a Song For Everyone

John Fogerty’s “Wrote a Song For Everyone” is a duets album that doubles as a tribute project. The former Creedence Clearwater Revival singer, who turned 68 this week, recruited an array of younger artists to help resurrect some of his biggest hits, and the results rock. Highlights include a thunderous “Fortunate Son,” featuring the Foo Fighters and Fogerty soundalike

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“Wrote a Song For Everyone” features new takes on the John Fogerty songbook.

Dave Grohl; the 1997 obscurity “Hot Rod Heart,” with Brad Paisley revving up his guitar; and a rollicking “Proud Mary,” reclaimed from marching-band songbooks by Jennifer Hudson, Allen Toussaint and the Rebirth Brass Band. Fogerty himself remains a mighty singer and shows he hasn’t lost his knack as a songwriter, either. Two new tunes fit right in, which is impressive given such distinguished company. STE VEN WINE (AP)

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Pilot Programs Amazon says it will start production on a pair of comedy shows and three kids series that it tested as pilots on the Prime Instant Video service. The comedies are the D.C.-set “Alpha House,” starring John Goodman, above, and “Betas.” The kids shows are “Annebots,” “Creative Galaxy”and “Tumbleaf.” The shows will debut this year and next. (AP)

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Rapid ‘Renovation’ New HGTV show remakes homes while the owners eat dinner

June 7th - 9th at the Fairfax County Government Center

Series Premiere The notion of “dinner and a show” takes on a new meaning with “Renovation Raiders.” HGTV’s new homeimprovement series is the latest variation on the secret ambush makeover. Perhaps the most influential quickie makeover series was the British show “Ground Force,” broadcast on the BBC from 1997 to 2005. On “Force,” a couple would be invited away for the weekend so a crew could transform their backyard. It combined serious landscaping and on-the-fly improvisation against the backdrop of a ticking clock. Every episode took place over two days and concluded with a reveal, when the happy couple returned to find their drab garden transformed into a suburban Shangri-La. The show

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Host Amy Matthews, right, shows off an updated basement on “Renovation Raiders.”

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Demi Moore did not attend daughter Scout Willis’ graduation from Brown University on Sunday, Radaronline .com reported. Father Bruce Willis was there, as were sisters Tallulah and Rumer. “The buzz was that Demi was supposed to come in, but everyone was wondering where she was,” said an unnamed source. “She was nowhere to be seen.” (EXPRESS)

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