And Then We Hit a Rock
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A family of 5, a dog, and a cat move onto a sailboat. Hilarious true storyDid you know that the remora fish will try to swim up a whale shark's butt when they poop The crew of Twig didn't. It turns out there was an awful lot the family of five didn&8217tknow when they decided to move aboard and set off for adventure on the high seas.After decades of dreaming, and planning, the explorers finally sailed off into the sunset. Yes, they found the palm trees and coconuts they had longed for, but they also glimpsed the other side of paradise. They ran from waterspouts, dodged hurricanes, got (sort of) robbed by pirates, and played chicken with naval warships. They found themselves making emergency calls to the Coast Guard in the dead of night and learning the exact purpose of a nut jiggler during a late-night beach bonfire.Join as the inevitable is pondered after a meal of coffee and chili on a night watch in &8220Whaif I have to go poo&8221 Commiserate the anxiety of the hurricane season and practice dodging rogue unmanned boats during a midnight tropical storm. Laugh at the captain&8217sintimate misfortunes with marine toilets, sense what a pirate smells like, and discover how not to get crabs in this page-turning journey of the East Coast. You are invited to follow along with the frustration and joy of a life newly discovered afloat a 46-foot catamaran.Remember: If everything had gone exactly as planned&8230it wouldn&8217thave been much of an adventure.Chapter listingPart 1: Damn you LisaCocktails