Costa del Sol 24 – 30 May 2012 Issue 1403

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Costa sets sights on Russia’s big spenders By Jennifer Leighfield RUSSIAN demand for luxury homes on the Costa del Sol is increasing. Major Russian property investors are expected to spend an average of €3 million. Despite representing only a fraction of Malaga Province’s expat community, Russians are buying

20 per cent of the available properties, more than the Germans. This was revealed by the president of Malaga Builders and Promoters Association, Jose Prado, who said that investments in the sector from Bulgaria, Russia and Germany are expected to increase by between 10 and 12 per cent this year.

Olympic spirit WITH the 2012 London Olympics just two months away, younger members of the Costa del Sol are getting in the spirit. At Marbella’s Aloha College’s ‘Opening Ceremony’ each child made the flag of their home country and wore their country’s colours.

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The Costa del Sol Tourism Board was recently in Moscow for the presentation of the ‘Living Costa del Sol’ campaign, which hopes to attract investors from Eastern Europe. President of the Tourism Board and of Malaga Provincial Government Elias Bendodo said Russia is now the second most important client for residential tourism on the Costa del Sol, beaten only by UK. More than 50 Russian estate agents, Press and potential investors attended the campaign launch at the Economic and Commercial Bureau of Spain in Moscow. With this project, the Costa del Sol aims to attract new residents or part-time residents with high spending power who at the same time will help to reduce the number of empty houses on the market. The delegation pointed out that this is a unique • Turn to Page 6

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Splash-out for squirrels A WATER TANKER had to be used to fill three ponds used by squirrels to drink from at a Malaga park because of problems with supply.

Old boots LOCAL POLICE in Coin have complained that they are having to use their own shoes when on duty because their regulation ones are worn out and new ones have not be issued for six years.

A cut above LOCAL Ronda company ‘La Casa del Jamon’ held the 10th National Competition of Ham Cutters as part of the May Fair. Six people took part, including an expert ham cutter from Jaen who has worked for the Spanish Royal Household.

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Spain tourism figures 1.1% ahead last year By John Jackson DESPITE economic woes continuing to dominate global headlines, tourism numbers are up against last

year in Spain. In total 4.5 million tourists came to Spain last month. Although this is 1.7 per cent lower than the same month in

2011, the 13.7 million which had visited in the four months to May 1 represented a 1.1 per cent annual increase. Of April’s 4.5 million, 3.6 million arrived by plane, and three million stayed in hotels. The majority of these were British, followed by French and German tourists. One million British tourists visited Spain in April, 13 per cent fewer than the same month last year. This was revealed by the latest Frontur report which also shows that as at May 1, 2.9 million British tourists had visited THE Spanish Ministry of Defence will spend 85 per cent less on the Day of the Spain, a 4 per cent Armed Forces celebrations, which will be held in Valladolid on June 2, than year-on-year drop. the €1.3 million spent last year when it was in Malaga (pictured). EWN © J LEIGHFIELD

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Lorry-load kills man A MAN, 71, died in Torremolinos after a load of construction material fell on him from a lorry. A woman, 65, was also seriously injured in the accident.

Baby boom? THE Malaga town of Montejaque population 1,000 will be giving the parents of babies born in the town a cheque for €500 in the hope of encouraging couples to start families.

Golfing win BELGIAN Nicolas Colsaerts won the Volvo World Match Play Championship in Casares last weekend.

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Briton held after hostage drama N ews watch By Jennifer Leighfield A BRITISH man was arrested in Alhaurin el Grande for allegedly locking his exwife and children in a house for several days. He had fled the UK two years ago while on release from prison for a crime committed in 1993, and was living in Spain under a false identity, National Police said.

His wife had left him in January and gone back to the UK, but was visiting Spain for a few days so he could see their children. The woman’s sister, who had come with them, was allowed to leave and called the police. She told them that the man had threatened her sister with a gun and caused her several injuries, including cuts to the neck. He had also refused to

give her the asthma medication she required. Police caught him while he was driving and when asked where his former partner and children were, he told them they would never find them. However, the woman’s sister provided directions to the urbanisation in Alhaurin el Grande, where the family was located. Two guns were found in the house.

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TONIGHT (Thursday) at 8.30pm, the Tapearte Event will be inaugurated at the Kempinski Hotel in Estepona.

Tables out MARBELLA Council has announced that it will speed up the procedures to allow people to open up commercial terraces in the town.

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ESTEPONA has requested repairs on eight local beaches from the Malaga Coastal Department which has a budget of €6.7 million from European Funds to work on beaches in the province.

Unused facilities MALAGA University Hospital underwent reforms in 2010 to improve the facilities but there remain two areas with 72 beds on the third and fifth floors which have never been opened to the public.

Congress hall COMPETING: Veteran Humperdinck (left) and Pastora Soler (main photo).

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HE UK has a better chance of winning Saturday’s Eurovision Song Contest than Spain. While bookies rank veteran crooner Engelbert Humperdinck representing the UK - as 12-1 favourite to win, they are offering odds of 20-1 against Spanish singer Pastora Soler. Best known for his number one hits including Release Me and The Last Waltz, 76-year-old Humperdinck will be singing Love Will Set You Free when he lines

up against 25 other contestants in Baku, Azerbaijan, watched by an estimated 125 million television viewers . With her style a fusion of flamenco and modern pop, 33-year-old Soler’s first big hit single sold 120,000 copies in Spain and was also a number one hit in Turkey in the 1990s. Favourite to win this year’s Eurovision competition is the entry from Sweden. • Marbella surprise for Humperdinck

Dad takes children to buy drugs Ronda wine route A MAN has been sentenced to two years in prison for going to buy drugs accompanied by his children, aged three and six. Since June 2009, he had been selling cocaine and hashish to others in different areas of Malaga Province, and went to see his supplier with the two children. He was intercepted on his way back from Benalmadena when 200 grammes of rock cocaine were found in a bag in the back of the car with his daughter.

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A FLOOR of Carlos Haya Hospital in Malaga was evacuated and used exclusively for 14 patients who are infected by the Klebsiella pneumonia bacteria, which was first detected in April. Two of the patients have died.

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FANS of live music will be spoilt for choice this summer on the Costa del Sol. In the coming weeks, the Euro Weekly News and Spectrum FM radio will reveal a star-studded line-up of live concerts taking place at Marbella’s Hotel Puente Romano. • MC Boulevard Page 15

MALAGA firemen rescued a 45-year-old Frenchwoman who was washed away by the Guadiaro River. She was with a group of hikers walking the riverbed, which filled with water when they returned and the gates of a nearby reservoir were opened. .

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The match will have to be suspended…if there is any offensive behaviour against the Spanish hymn, royal family or flag’

Esperanza Aguirre, Madrid Region President, regarding the Athletic de Bilbao and FC Barcelona match in Madrid tomorrow (Friday).

A SET of signs in different areas of Ronda and the outskirts will guide visitors along the Wine Route. The aim is to promote wine tourism in the area and encourage people to visit the local wine cellars.

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kilos is the weight of a mushroom found in the town of Teverga in Asturias. The huge mushroom will be exhibited in the town. It was found by two men by chance and is commonly known in Spain as ‘Wolf’s Fart’.

THE €11 million Antequera Trade Fair and Congress Hall is due to open in a month’s time.

Man killed A MAN, 76, died after being hit by a lorry in Alhaurin de la Torre, between Viñagrande and Diana del Convento. He was allegedly crossing the road in an unauthorised area.

Hotel closes AFTER three years, the Hotel Selenza Estepona Thalasso and Spa has closed. The four-star superior hotel employed 47 people.

and finally... A WOMAN, 46, was arrested in Castellon for allegedly making at least 70 bogus bomb alerts to the National Police and other forces. She would also report fights, abuse and fires, which were also found to be false, and she will be charged with wasting police time.


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8% Spanish dare to bare it all on beach holidays Percentage of those surveyed who go naked on the beach 15% Germany 8%

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By Nicole Hallett AFTER the Germans, Spaniards are the most likely to go naked on a beach holiday. While 15 per cent of Germans will take it all off, 8 per cent of Spaniards will, according to Expedia’s summer travel survey. The question of nude sunbathing was posed to 8,600 people in 21 countries as part of the 2012 Flip Flop study which revealed only 2 per cent of Brits are willing to bare all at the beach. The French were far

Buggy accident TWO British women, aged 71 and 62, were injured after falling down a 10-metre embankment with a golf buggy in Alhaurin el Grande. One had to be airlifted to hospital and the other was transported by ambulance.

more modest with 5 per cent saying they took it all off on the beach, given the tradition of topless sunbathing on the Riviera. Japanese were the most modest with just 1 per cent willing to bare all on the beach. They were followed closely by the Brits, North Americans, Argentinians and New Zealanders, with 2 per cent of those surveyed in these countries willing to go naked. Meanwhile, it seems that beachgoers have never gotten over ‘Jaws’. While less than 100 shark bite incidents are reported worldwide each year, half of travellers consider the presence of sharks when deciding where to holiday and 68 per cent admitted to having been afraid to swim because of sharks.

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Stories making headlines from the United Kingdom

Oldest donor AN 83-year-old man and former charity director from Overton Hampshire has become the oldest person in the country to donate a kidney to a stranger on the NHS waiting list.

Alcohol blamed ONE in eight deaths of adults under 64 is caused by alcohol, an international conference on tackling problem drinking was informed. Organisers have called for England to follow Scotland and set a minimum price per unit and a ban on advertising alcohol.

Fewer deaths

DARING: Getting naked on the beach.

CANCER deaths for sufferers aged between 50 and 59 have dropped 40 per cent from 310 for every 100,000 people in 1971 to 185 two years ago, according to Cancer Research UK.


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Sickly Britons THE average Brit suffers 9,672 ailments, sickness and injury in their lifetime, a study of 2,000 people has revealed. Sickly Brits experience 124 incidents of ill health every year.

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AT A STANDSTILL: Lord Sugar (inset) can’t get to work on The Byblos Hotel.

Bittersweet deal for Lord Sugar By Linda Hall LORD SUGAR still cannot get to work on the Byblos, the Mijas hotel he bought almost three years ago. The 144-room luxury hotel, where Princess Diana and the Rolling Stones once stayed, closed at the end of May 2010 after almost a quarter of a century. The multimillionaire bought the repossessed hotel’s spa building and tennis courts for €1.5 million in July 2009. Two previous auctions failed to find a buyer and Lord Sugar was the only bidder at the third. He also offered owners Aifos €1,499,486 for the hotel plot. Under Spanish law, it was his if no-one else stepped in with a higher bid within 10 days. No further bids were received. The five-star Byblos should have been another acquisition for the business magnate, television personality, political adviser and – since 2009 – peer. But Sugar, who founded his fortune on Amstrad computers and electronics and found media fame with The Apprentice, is being hindered at every step, he maintains. Now his patience is running out. “I just want an end to this situation where Aifos challenges every court ruling,” he told a local Spanish daily. It was time for all the interested parties to sit down in search of a lasting

solution, Lord Sugar said. The previous owners are thwarting plans to restore the 144-room hotel to its former glory and create employment. The Byblos is emblematic of the Costa, said Sugar, and he wants to bring it back to life. Aifos has lodged at least 10 appeals against decisions by the Fuengirola court although the bid from his company Amsprop was legal as well as the highest. “Last March the court ruled in my favour, but Aifos appealed in April. My hands are tied, and who knows for how long,” he is quoted as saying by Diario Sur. Technically Aifos are still the proprietors. “We might have the rest but it would be senseless to open the spa without the hotel,” declared Sugar. The transaction has cost him around €8 million, explained Sugar, and the hotel was deteriorating after lying empty for two years. “It has been burgled several times,” Sugar said. “I estimate it will need between €4 and €5 million in repairs.” If a verdict arrives this summer, the hotel could reopen in March, he believes. “Then I shall have to call the hotel’s union representative to apologise,” he admitted. “At the time of the auction he asked me when the staff could start work. ‘In two weeks,’ I answered. And nearly three years have gone by instead.”

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THE final of the Andalucia Boxing Tournament (Junior) is due to take place this Saturday May 26 at the Hipodromo Costa del Sol (Mijas race course) starting at 10pm. Under 12s and pensioners free (others €10).

Luxury event THE second edition of the Marbella Luxury Weekend will be held in Puerto Banus from next Thursday (May 31) to Sunday, June 3. This year, the Marbella Luxury Weekend will focus on quality jewellery and gastronomy.

Big Apple link DELTA Airlines will once again fly directly between Malaga and New York from Sunday June 3. There will be five weekly flights until August, when there are plans to increase the frequency to six.

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Spain’s most expensive house THE most expensive house in Spain is in Marbella and costs €25 million. According to real estate website idealista.com, the villa on Marbella’s Golden Mile is on sale for €11,364 per square metre and the average mortgage payment for it would be €114.139 per month, which is only a little less than what the average Spanish family pays over 25 years. It is built on two levels, has 10 bedrooms and bathrooms and comes furnished. There is a large entrance hall and patio, two halls and a separate dining room. There is a cloakroom, a games room, an industrial kitchen with four pantries, gym, pool, wine cellar, barbecue area, garden, garages and quarters for the staff, as well as bulletproof glass.

A WOMAN, 29, died after falling from a height of more than 60 metres while climbing in El

Chorro, Alora. Her companion, 24, had to be rescued by Guardia Civil after he

was left hanging on to the rock wall without a rope. He was able to call the emergency services and Malaga firemen and Guardia Civil were sent to the location amongst other rescue teams. They were assisted by climbers who were in the area. The Guardia Civil report has concluded that the two climbers AWARD: The Medina Azahara archaeological complex in Cordoba. were using the same rope, a technique which is not recommended. THE Medina Azahara handed out by the Annual museum’, and gives special The accident archaeological complex in Assembly of the European importance to ‘understanding occurred in one Cordoba has received Museum Forum, held this year the needs of its visitors’. The of the areas European Museum of the Year in Peñafiel, Portugal. complex contains one of the which is most Award for 2012. The award recognises jewels of Islamic architecture. popular with Forty-six museums were ‘professional excellence in all • Spotlight on Cordoba climbers. disputing the award which is aspects of the work of a Page 53.

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Boxing champ faces being banged-up FORMER boxing champion Scott Harrison, 34, could face another six years in a Spanish prison. He has been told to return to Malaga for a one-day trial on September 26 over claims he assaulted three men outside an Alhaurin el Grande brothel in 2007, according to Scotland’s

Daily Record. Harrison was released from a Spanish jail in September last year after serving two-and-ahalf years for assaulting two men. The fighter is set to make his comeback on June 29 against Brahim Bariz in Glasgow.

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The return of the mummy A BURGLAR who broke into a flat in Hagen, North RhineWestphalia, came across the mummified body of its owner, who had died five years ago. Nobody had noticed her disappearance.

Axe on board CHRIS KÜHN, head of the Green party in Baden-Württemberg state, was stopped by officers at Berlin’s Tegel airport carrying a onemetre-long imitation axe that he was bringing for a friend.

Trapped MP BAVARIAN state Interior Minister, Joachim Herrmann, got trapped in a digger’s cabin when the vehicle fell over during the ceremonial start of the construction of a road.

Hole in one A GOLFER was arrested for using the centre of Cologne as a driving range, after one of his wayward iron shots hit a taxi.

Bin athlete A BIN man, 47, who developed chronic knee pain from jumping out of rubbish collection trucks was told by a Darmstadt court his work-related injury was comparable to those suffered by top athletes.

Russians invest in Costa From front page opportunity, as high-range houses are available for low prices, and encouraged the Russians to take advantage of the situation. Bendodo also explained that each

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property available is guaranteed to meet all administrative, urban and technical requirements and documents can be provided to prove this. The amounts which the Russians are expected to spend will range from the €150,000 to €400,000 by an average private buyer, to the €3 million from the average property investor. In June a group of potential investors from Bulgaria and Russia will be visiting the Costa del Sol to eye-up the real estate on offer.


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GOOD MATES: Two penguins at Faunia. “They protect it with their lives,” she said. “Inca doesn’t move. It’s his first egg and he doesn’t intend to let it go. Even if we offer him the very best fish he stays where he is.” Same-sex couples are quite common amongst penguins. Two males from Harbin Zoo in China made headlines last year when

they were caught trying to steal eggs from heterosexual couples. The problem was later solved when the keepers gave them their own chick to bring up. All male penguins share a highly-developed maternal instinct, according to experts, and help incubate eggs in the wild. Couples also mate for life.

THOUSANDS of teachers and students from the Costa del Sol participated in a strike on Tuesday over spending cuts. Eighty per cent of the country’s teachers took part in Tuesday’s

protests, according to union officials. The billions of euros in cuts to government spending mean fewer teachers, more students per class, fewer extra-curricular activities and higher university tuition fees, unions say. The protests are set against the backdrop of drastic cuts in basic services including education and healthcare, as well as the labour reform bill, which makes it easier A MUMMIFIED body was found at the side of a road near and cheaper for La Concepcion reservoir in Istan. employers to layThe body was found by German people who were off staff, as well as walking in the area and alerted the emergency services. tax increases It was in an advanced state of decomposition, in some planned for 2013. places reduced to just bones. While one in An investigation into the death has been launched as four people are there are signs of a blow to the head. An post-mortem unemployed, the examination is being carried out to determine the cause situation is worse of death. among people The fact that the body was dressed and covered in under age 25, mud suggests that it may have been buried and only where more than uncovered recently by heavy rains. half are without jobs.

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Impersonating a police officer SWEDEN – A man from Stockholm who pretended to be a policeman and asked a woman for her phone number was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

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INCA and Rayas, two male penguins at Faunia, a Madrid nature park, are soon to become parents. Staff noticed around six months ago that the pair had entered into a relationship. “They love each other as though they are male and female. They court the same way and they couple the same way,” explained one of their keepers. All that was missing, she said, was an egg to incubate. This wish was granted when another penguin considerately laid two eggs and one could be taken along for Inca and Rayas. “They were very surprised at first, really nervous and didn’t quite know what to do,” the keeper said. “But they soon got the idea.” They now take turns at incubating the egg which is due to hatch in around two weeks’ time.

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DENMARK – More than half of voters supported having the unemployment benefit qualification time remain at its current 26 weeks, rather than be increased to 52 weeks.

Farmers’ wage NORWAY – Farmers’ unions are accusing Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg of lying when talking about the increase in farmers’ income, when despite this they still earn NOK180,000 (€23,680) less a year, compared with comparable groups.

Windy sex SWEDEN – One in three women say no to sex due to fear of farting during the act, while men are only half as likely, according to a report commissioned by pharmacy chain Kronan and research company Novus.

Illegal weapons DENMARK – Many of the illegal weapons that end up in the hands of gangs stem from older, upstanding citizens without a criminal record, investigations from the police unit Task Force East have discovered.

Risky camping SWEDEN – A group of campers from Stockholm which entered the Älvdalen shooting range may face criminal charges after disrupting a live-fire exercise taking place in a restrictive military area.


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Tomas needs you today! CHARITY begins at home, and today (Thursday) the EWN team will be in Elviria to raise funds for local boy Tomas Leighton. We will be asking readers and businesses in the area to put their hands in their pockets and give what they can to help. Seven-year-old Tomas has cerebral palsy, is almost totally blind, and suffers from epilepsy. We want to raise at least €5,000 to make Tomas’s life a little bit easier by adapting his home to his needs. Every little helps, so get out there and find us (you won’t be able to miss us!) or open your doors so we can all help this special boy. If you are not in the Elviria area, don’t worry, this is just the first of many locations we will be visiting. Spectrum FM will be raising awareness about Tomas’s needs on air as we hit the streets. You can also help from

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Tomas Leighton with his parents, Jon and Jill. the comfort of your own home: call the EWN hotline for Tomas Leighton Care Charity TODAY and make a donation on 603 697 992. Ongoing fight Tomas needs constant care and several types of therapy. The donations and efforts of many people on the Costa del Sol, in the UK and further afield, help to pay for ongoing treatment. EWN’s target We aim to raise at least €5,000 towards home

adaptation. Tomas isn’t getting any smaller, so carrying him upstairs to bed is getting harder. His parents plan to move the kitchen into a purposebuilt extension so the kitchen area will be added to the sitting room and a large bed can be put in it. Tomas will have his own area, close to them at all times, on the ground floor. André Jensen from Grupo Protec in Mijas Costa has

kindly offered to help design the project, so that space and money is put to the best possible use. Since reading about our campaign, Marc Breuer from VIP Cars has donated €600 towards the target; and Gary Lewis and all the team at Spectrum FM have donated a further €500. We have also received several calls from our readers to make generous private donations.

Remember to be proud to help someone who relies on the kindness of others. Your donations, no matter how large or small, help to make Tomas’s life a little easier. He needs us! Future goals All money raised for the TLC Charity is spent on Tomas’s ongoing care, the charity has no overheads, and anything left over is put aside for future stem cell

To find out more, visit www.euroweeklynews.com/tlc-charity

treatment which could improve his sight and in turn his quality of life. Saturday night On Saturday night, at the Elefante in Benalmadena, there will be a Lady Gaga and Michael Buble Tribute Show to raise funds for Tomas, starting at 8pm. Tickets are running out fast, call 639 241 137. Charity event Don’t miss next week’s EWN to find out how your company can be part of a major fundraising event in September for which sponsors and raffle prizes are still needed. Contact Jenni at tlc-charity@euroweekly news.com or (+34) 603 697 992 to help Tomas.


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No Meningitis C vaccines THE Alhaurin de la Torre Health Centre has announced that it has run out of vaccines against Meningitis C. The booster vaccine was to be given to children born between 2000 and 2004. Although the Guadalhorce Valley Health District says it is only a rare problem, it has not been solved. The head of the Health District, Manuel Paz, did not explain how they had come to run out of vaccines and said that more would be received in June. However, a meeting was due to be held to request some vaccines from Malaga Health District to use until the others arrive.

Spain is challenged over Gibraltar waters THE Chief Minister of Gibraltar has challenged the Spanish Government to go to International Maritime Courts over the waters surrounding the Rock, Europa Press reports. “I have challenged Spain to go to the International Maritime Court to defend their position regarding the Rock waters,” Fabian Picardo said, “but Spain never wants to accept. Maybe they’re not so sure about their position.” He says he has the utmost respect for the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Jose Manuel Garcia Margallo, but that the water around Gibraltar belongs to the Rock and solutions need to be found to the conflict with Spanish fishermen.

British pensioners in Spain are worried about how these reforms will affect them. Information can be found in English on the British Embassy’s UKinSpain website:

Falling trees alert! A MAN was injured when a tree fell on his car while he was stopped at traffic lights in Malaga. He was taken to hospital and the road was closed for an hour. Less than 24 hours later, another tree in the area fell on a car but the occupants were uninjured.

Hail storm CONFLICT: Picardo says Spain has no legal rights over Gibraltar waters. He said that the ‘blackmail’ which Spain is carrying out with the fishermen ‘won’t work’ and insisted

Healthcare reforms cause concern ACASA, The National Casework Service of Age Concern España, says it has seen an increase of calls due to the healthcare reforms recently announced by the Spanish Government.

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that “we have to continue getting along well and finding solutions.” He explained that Gibraltar hasn’t banned Spanish fishermen from the area, but wants to stop them from using methods which have been banned since 1991. Regarding the absence of Queen Sofia at Jubilee celebrations in London, he said it was ‘sad’ that the Queen of England was unable to celebrate with her cousin and referred to it as ‘an 18th century reaction in the 21st century’.

SUNDAY saw a sudden and unexpected hail storm in Malaga City at around 4pm, mainly on the outskirt areas of Teatinos and El Consul.

Work finished WORK on the viaduct over the MadridCordoba-Malaga highspeed train link has finished.


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Hammers back in top flight WEST HAM are £45m richer, and back in the Premiership, after beating Blackpool 2-1 in the Championship play-off final before a crowd of 78,523 at Wembley. Ricardo Vaz Te scored the winning goal on 87 minutes.

York go up DEMOTED in 2004, York City are back in the FL after defeating Luton in the Blue Square play-off final in front of almost 40,000 fans at the same venue.

Capital final MORE than 51,000 saw Hearts beat Hibs 5-1 in the first allEdinburgh Scottish Cup final since 1896.

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ÁLAGA Football Club is already looking forward to the 201213 season after achieving Champions League qualification for the first time ever. By EWN Malaga CF Reporter Dave Redshaw A nailDave is the author of biting final ‘Malaga Football Club – The Story’ day victory available from Amazon. over Sporting Gijon ensured Manuel Pellegrini’s team JOY: Malaga’s lap of honour after securing a place in a fourth-place finish and the opportunity to mix it with Europe’s elite next term, vindication for the near €60 million outlay on players spent by Qatari owner Sheikh Abdullah Bin Nasser AlThani last summer. Unsurprisingly, the Sheikh did not want a were brought in: first Dutch international repeat of the previous to arrive was the defender. campaign’s flirt with experienced Ruud van Spanish internationals relegation and a nice Nistelrooy from Ham- ‘Nacho’ Monreal blend of youth and burg followed by team- (Osasuna), Joaquín experienced players mate Joris Mathijsen, a Sánchez (Valencia) and

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Play-offs THIS weekend, Sheffield United meet Huddersfield and Cheltenham take on Crewe in the League 1 and 2 play-off finals.

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England expects IT’S England v Norway in Oslo on Saturday manager Roy Hodgson’s first game in charge. Next Wednesday, Belgium visit Wembley before England kick-off Euro 2012 with a game against France in Donetsk on June 11.

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Children’s Charity Golf Tournament taking place on Saturday June 2 at the Alhoa Golf Club. On Tuesday he met with the staff of the Butterfly Children Charity (DEBRA Spain) as well as with the organisers of the event. DEBRA Spain, founded in 1993, is a non profit-

making organisation formed to provide support and to improve the quality of life of those affected by EB. On June 2, there will be a charity dinner and ball at Aloha Golf Club.

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Santi Cazorla (Villarreal) were next, the latter for a club-record of €21 million, with Benalmádena-born youngster Isco brought home from Valencia for €6 million and Lyon’s French international midfielder Jeremy Toulalan signed for €11 million.

Boss Pellegrini has already stated that he will be strengthening his squad for the assault on Europe, with at least six players likely to be added as the Chilean looks to mount a serious challenge to the balance of football power not only in Spain, but on the continent. With expectation levels at an all-time high the quality of players expected to come to Málaga should not be underestimated, given the club’s financial clout, and some star names have been bandied about. These include the likes of Thiago Alcantara (Barcelona), Borja Valero (Villarreal) and the Real Madrid pair Esteban Granero and Nuri Sahin. West Ham and England goalkeeper Robert Green has also been suggested, while there have been rumours that Chelsea’s Fernando Torres could be gracing La Rosaleda next year. Exciting times, indeed, are ahead for the long-suffering Málaga supporters.


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England take first Test ENGLAND beat the West Indies by five wickets in the first Test at Lords. Stuart Broad took 11 wickets and Andrew Strauss scored 122 in England’s first innings. The second Test starts at Trent Bridge on Saturday.

LEINSTER walloped Ulster 42-14 in the Heineken Cup final at Twickenham.

Flying Frankel RACEHORSE Frankel has made it 10 wins on the ‘trot’ by claiming the Lockinge Stakes at Newbury.

PODIUM LINE-UP: Rossi celebrates 1st podium since joining Ducati, whilst Stoner contemplates his retirement at the end of the season.

Stoner to retire from MotoGP By Nick Little Photojournalist

Queen of Rome MARIA SHARAPOVA retained the women’s singles title at the Italian Open.

Auction hope A FOOTBALL programme from the 1909 FA Cup final featuring Bristol City and Manchester United could fetch a world record £22,000 when it goes to auction at Sotheby’s.

IN a pre-race Press conference at the Monster Energy Grand Prix de France, Casey Stoner announced his retirement from the MotoGP Arena following the final race of the 2012 Championship. Stoner commented that he didn’t enjoy it any more and wanted

to spend time with his family. When asked by the BBC if he would likely return after a sabbatical, 26year-old Stoner stated that it was unlikely unless it was made more fun for him. Bringing back big two-stroke machines would help, he said. Spaniard Dani Pedrosa managed to clinch pole position ahead of Stoner and Andrea Dovizioso, making it Repsol Honda front row start.

The ‘torch’ is on its way to London for the Olympic Games which start in just nine weeks’ time.

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Set for musical madness THE ‘Mad About the Musicals’ show will be held at the Salon Varietes Theatre in Fuengirola from tomorrow (Friday) until next Wednesday. This is a compilation of song and dance from the best musicals of stage and screen.

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Softer approach to be taken against illegal immigration imposed on police officers. These are amongst guidelines in a circular issued on Monday by the General Police Directorate. Police are frequently criticised for the types of citizens they routinely J LEIGHFIELD © EWN

SPANISH police have been warned not to carry out ‘massive’ or ‘indiscriminate’ checks to flush out illegal immigrants. Neither may quotas for a fixed number of immigrant arrests be

ask for identification in the street or crowded public places like bus stations or Metro stations. Those approached are invariably targeted because of the colour of their skin or their physical appearance, non-government organisations point out. This is untrue, insisted Interior Minister Jorge Fernandez at the weekend. Requests for identification are based solely on crime prevention, he said. The instructions were put in writing in the circular to clarify in a straightforward manner how citizens are to be treated when asked for identification, said Spain’s police chief, Ignacio Cosido.

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The circular was also aimed at preventing ambiguity or ‘imprecise interpretations’ leading to ‘improper’ restrictions to immigrants’ rights and freedom. Operations deemed ‘unnecessary, arbitrary, abusive or going beyond the legally-permitted functions of the police’ are also ruled out in the circular. Identifying people who arouse police suspicions should be ‘proportionate, respectful and likely to cause the least impact on the individual’. Irregular immigrants should not be taken to a police station if they can prove their identity and provide an address, it states.

Malaga gets royal visit

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PRINCE Felipe and Princess Letizia visited Malaga this week, on the day of their eighth wedding anniversary, to check the progress at a training school for youths which is financed by a project which they founded in 2010.

THE Spanish are spending an average of €13,190 on their wedding this year, 8.3 per cent less than last year. The Independent User and Consumer Federation reports that the expense for an average wedding with 100 guests ranges from €7,580 to €18,800.

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Stones thrown DURING a routine patrol of the frontier fence at Eastern Beach, a group of men loitering on the Spanish side began throwing stones and rocks at two uniformed officers.

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No Apple a day for Spain’s Hacienda IPAD and iPhone sales are soaring in Spain but Apple Stores will snatch back tax paid to Hacienda last year. The Apple Stores which first opened in September 2010 sell directly to the public but their profit margins are so low that Hacienda can look forward to precious little. Sales in these shops multiplied by 14, but the Apple division running them – Apple Retail Spain – buys iPads and iPhones

from Apple Sales International at very high prices. So high, in fact, that it had to spend €60.6 million on supplies last year, with a margin barely sufficient to cover staff costs and overheads. Apple Retail Spain had pre-tax results of €364,183 or less than 0.5 per cent of sales. This incurred €143,000 in tax, of which Hacienda retained €141,000. Since losses were incurred when Apple was first launched in Spain,

Axe attack A MAN, 40, was arrested in Malaga after allegedly threatening to kill paramedics who attended to his father, and later threatening police with an axe.

Boy in river A WOMAN was arrested in Malaga for allegedly pushing her nine-year-old son into the Guadalmedina River. The Apple Store in Marbella, Spain’s biggest, opened at the end of 2011. Hacienda now has to return it all. In 2011 Apple Marketing Iberia’s income increased by 27

per cent from €13.9 million to €17.7 million. If commission is assumed to remain at 1 per cent,

Builders accuse uni of not paying up A CONSTRUCTION company has accused Sevilla University of owing them more than €4 million. Ingeconser, currently carrying out work on the Nursing Centre at the new Health Science University School, has

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announced that it will cease work due to lack of payment. Payments have been delayed since last year, they say. However, the university claims that it had already decided to put an end to the contract with the company

because the work should have been finished last year. The company undertook the project after the firm it was previously assigned to declared bankruptcy in 2010. Work had been at a standstill for two years.

this means Apple sales must have reached €1.8 billion last year. Apple sales generate a pre-tax margin of 30 per cent, suggesting a Spanish turnover of more than €500 million. Thanks to the Spanish subsidiary’s set-up, however, its pre-tax result for last year was just €7.1 million, with €2.5 million paid in tax. Clearly this is one apple that Hacienda can only hope to nibble at.

Hidden cocaine A MAN was arrested in Marbella after police found that he had hidden a kilo of cocaine in his son’s backpack.

Masseuse thief A CHINESE woman who offered massages on the beach in La Cala de Mijas was arrested, accused of stealing belongings from her clients.


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Elderly ‘flasher’ attacks youth A MAN, 77, was arrested in Los Boliches after stabbing a 20-yearold following an argument. He had allegedly exposed himself to the younger man’s girlfriend and had been following her for several days.

Mothers abused TWO men, aged 29 and 40, were arrested in Malaga on the same day, both for assaulting their own mothers.

Bad beer A MAN was arrested in Malaga after attacking another with a broken bottle. He had mistaken him for the owner of a shop where he had bought beers which he claimed were of poor quality.

Missing teen may have been ‘human-trafficked’ By John Jackson THE whereabouts of a teenage girl who has not been seen since she supposedly arrived in Spain over a month ago remain a mystery. UK detectives suspect she may be a victim of human trafficking. Two Nigerian teenagers – both aged 15 – went missing on Good Friday

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Concern grows for a missing teenage girl By John Jackson MYSTERY surrounds the whereabouts of a teenage girl presumed to have arrived in Spain. UK detectives suspect she may be a victim of human trafficking. British media and authorities have said a search is under way, but enquiries made by Valencia daily

exclusively to EWN that the Spanish authorities are not investigating and have no record of the missing girl. Two Nigerian teenagers - both aged 15 - went missing on Good Friday on their way to church in West Sussex (England), according to Sussex Police. They are believed to

airport, after one of them was stopped for reportedly using a fake passport, flown back to the UK and ‘taken into the care of Social Services’, a Sussex Police spokeswoman said. “However, the other girl remains unaccounted for and her whereabouts are unknown,” she

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New terminal THE new passenger terminal at Denia Port is set to open to the public this summer, according to Mayor Ana Kringe. These new installations will cater for 600,000 passengers a year from the Balearic Islands.

Lawyer fined AN Alicante lawyer has been fined €240 for insulting a magistrate after he

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Police told Euro Weekly News: “The other girl remains unaccounted for and her whereabouts are unknown.” Detective Chief Inspector Adam Hibbert, of West Sussex CID told ITV he believes the two girls were “trafficked into the UK for onward transportation to somewhere in Europe.” Joy Igaharo and Esohe Ida-Ogabono arrived in Britain unaccompanied from Nigeria a few weeks before they were detected in Spain.

Severed foot surgery delayed by 80 minutes A BOY who lost his foot in an accident had to wait 80 minutes in a Badajoz hospital while another hospital decided whether to carry out the operation to reattach it. The Hospital Virgen del Rocio in Sevilla eventually rejected the operation, and the 12year-old was airlifted to La Paz Hospital, in Madrid, where surgery was carried out successfully. This has led to accusations between the Extremadura Council of Health and Social Policy, and the Andalucian Council for Health and Social Welfare, who each claim the other used the boy for political ends. The accident, with a harvester, occurred on a property in Badajoz.


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THE trial continues against a karate instructor, his wife and two other people, accused of sexually abusing the minors at their martial arts academy. The four defendants denied having had sex with any of the pupils during questioning in Las Palmas court in the Canary Islands. However, the instructor later said that 10 monitors who reported the abuse were the people who had sex with the pupils. He claims this never took part at his gym or during competitions. The prosecution is asking for 303 years in prison for 36 counts of sexual abuse and 13 for corruption of minors for the instructor and 154 for his wife.

New details link Amy and ‘Lucky’ By Nicole Hallett nicole@euroweeklynews.com

FRESH information has been given to the family of missing Irish teen Amy Fitzpatrick linking her to convicted killer Eric ‘Lucky’ Wilson, it has been claimed. Friends of Amy contacted her mother Audrey Fitzpatrick and partner Dave Mahon to say they remember ‘Lucky’ hanging around in bars they frequented with Amy before she disappeared. He allegedly made sexual advances to at least one girl in Amy’s circle of friends. “He used to sit in the bar and go after young girls when he was drunk,� Dave Mahon, was told. “This is very significant. It is a direct link to Eric Wilson and it puts him in the areas Amy frequented.� Wilson, who is serving 23 years for killing Dan Smith in 2010 in Riviera del Sol, lived not too far away from where Amy vanished. This development follows the family receiving a tip-off that Wilson was heard boasting he had killed the then 15-year-old, who disappeared on New Year’s Day 2008 from Calahonda. Amy’s family met with the Spanish Ambassador in Ireland on Tuesday. “We have told him all the new information and he assured us it will go directly to the Guardia Civil,� said Mahon. Neither tip-off nor any direct links between Amy

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Fake documents TWO members of an NGO in Algeciras, Cadiz, have been arrested for allegedly forging documents for illegal immigrants. They allegedly registered them on the Social Security and gave them contracts, with which they could obtain legal residence in Spain, in exchange for money. Police found that the companies with which the immigrants were registered as working were no longer in operation. During a search of the NGO’s headquarters, they found false contracts scanned and forged stamps from legal advisors, and social security documents.

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Couple jailed By Jennifer Leighfield A MAN and his wife have been sentenced to 38 years in prison in total for killing his brother and pregnant sister-in-law. The two couples were living at the men’s parents’ house in Barcelona in July 2009 when the crime was committed. The female victim, a Chinese citizen, was eight months pregnant at the time. The man was stabbed to death and she was beaten and choked. The couple hid their bodies in a freezer in the garage and fled the country. They were arrested in France in September that year. They will have to pay ₏50,000 to the woman’s parents and ₏25,000 to her sister and are banned from coming within a kilometre of them for 10 years once they are released from prison. They had reportedly planned to kill the victims because they didn’t like them living in the same house as them, especially because the woman was a foreigner.

Boy arrested for sexual assault A MINOR was arrested in Castilla-La Mancha for allegedly forcing other boys to touch themselves in front of their webcams and have sex with him. He created false profiles on social networking sites, pretending to be a girl in order to obtain photos and videos of the young boys naked. He also asked for sexual photos of their younger family and friends while

they were sleeping or in changing rooms. The investigation began in February this year when one of the victims reported him. When arrested, he claimed he was collecting the child pornography found on his computers in order to make a report to the police. Once released from prison, he will be under surveillance for six years.


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Two injured A MAN and a woman were injured in an accident involving two cars at kilometre 214 on the A-7 motorway in Mijas. The woman, 28, was taken to the local health centre.

Cheese & wine THE Occasional Productions Society (TOPS) will be holding a Cheese and Wine Afternoon this Saturday at the home of Mr and Mrs Shave, Urbanizacion Buenavista, Alhaurin el Grande. Details on 952 112 057.

Local solidarity SEVEN members of the marketing management team at Club La Costa are taking part in the 2012 BUPA London 10k race on Sunday to raise funds for Cancer Research UK. More at www.virgin moneygiving.com/team /clublacosta.

Mystery surrounds policeman’s death By Linda Hall SPANISH policeman Antonio Cejudo Ballesteros was found dead on the outskirts of Sana’a, Yemen. He was reported missing on Thursday last week. Due to return to Spain for a holiday, he took a taxi in the capital, Sana’a, but did not arrive at the airport. Cejudo, aged 38, was a member of the security team attached to the Spanish embassy where he was posted two years ago. A Policia Nacional officer for sixand-a-half years, he was previously attached to the Riot Squad in Granada and later Madrid. Antonio Cejudo’s brother Javier expected to see him in Madrid last Friday, May 18, but waited in vain that night and the following morning. Unable to reach Antonio on his mobile, he contacted the Yemen embassy for news. He learnt that his brother had not been seen

Antonio Cejudo Ballesteros. since Thursday and no-one could locate him. The signal from Antonio’s phone stopped sometime between last Friday night and Saturday morning. Initial reports that he was held hostage by Al Qaeda were ‘premature’ said Javier Cejudo on Monday. Kidnappings of foreigners, both

by Islamist activists and tribal groups have increased in recent months, but Yemen intelligence sources also doubted that Cejudo was abducted. No group has so far claimed responsibility, pointed out a general who asked to remain anonymous, and there had been no ransom demands. With kidnappings, these are usually received within hours, he said. The embassy in Sana’a is working with Spain’s Foreign and Interior Ministries to clarify the situation. “We are following this case very closely,” said Interior Minister Jorge Fernandez Diaz. “We do have information, but are not in a position to reveal it,” he added. Antonio Cejudo was suffering from an incurable disease, according to sources quoted by ABC newspaper, and was ‘feeling very low’. He had also taken a pistol from the embassy before leaving last Thursday, the same sources claimed.

Scotsman dies after Spain brawl A SCOTTISH tourist, 26, died during a fight in the early hours of Monday in Lloret de Mar, Girona. Craig Mallon was celebrating his brother’s stag party and became involved in a fight between members of the stag party and another group of tourists. No weapons were used in the fight and he later collapsed from a heart attack and died. So far no-one has been arrested.

Internet virus alert NATIONAL POLICE have issued an alert about a computer virus in the form of an email which blocks computers and requests payment of a €50 fine for illegally downloading music. The police say that they never demand payment of fines via the internet.

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A BRITISH couple are still ‘reeling from shock’ after a large dog attacked and killed their dog. They are asking the public for any help in finding the owner of the dog that attacked theirs. Pensioners John and Sarah Hill* were having lunch at a beach bar in El Rosario with their Pomeranian when a man entered with a dark Japanese Akita, a large breed similar in appearance to Siberian Huskys. After a few minutes the Akita ‘attacked’ their dog. “Together with the restaurant owner we

Job scam warning POLICE in Granada have alerted of a new scam targeting people who are unemployed. The scam consists of job offers for which no experience or qualifications are needed, but in order to get the position, an interview over the phone is required. Calls are diverted to a special rate number and callers are charged up to €1.87 per minute. They are then kept on the phone for as long as possible and in the end, there is no job offer. The National Police have also alerted people of suspicious job offers received online.

Specialised cover for Expats KILLED: Fritz was like a child to the couple. desperately fought to restrain the attacking dog,” said Hill. “The owner of the Akita made a speedy exit, leaving us cradling Fritz, who was bleeding profusely.” Straight away they headed to their vet, but sadly Fritz died as its internal organs had been crushed, so was beyond saving. “We are devastated. We can’t get over it. He was like a child to us. We have had him 2.5 years,” said

Hill. Mr and Mrs Hill told police about the incident, but since they did not know the dog owner’s name, no denuncia could be made. “I hope that decent members of the public will report this dog and its owner to the paper,” said Hill. “We are more than prepared to go to a police line-up; we will never forget the owner. He was of medium build with dark hair and spoke Spanish and he called his dog Hugo.” “We also wish to warn the public of the danger of this dog breed when they are in public without a muzzle,” said Hill.

DISTINCTIVE: A Japanese Akitas.

*Name changed to protect identity for ‘fear of repercussions’.

Newborn killed A WOMAN has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for cutting her newborn son’s throat with some scissors in Madrid in June last year. She was working as a maid and gave birth in the house where she worked. Shortly afterwards she killed the child.

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Out of 7.98 million passengers the Metro carries every week, on weekdays, 35,712 fail to pay each day, while at weekends, the figure rises to 44,280. These figures, however, are an improvement since 2009, when 6.63 per cent of Metro passengers didn’t buy tickets.

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Wife’s marks changed by Uni husband A COUPLE are on trial in Granada for allegedly forging details of their university grades. In February 2008, the woman asked for 120 credits obtained on a History of Art course at the Universidad Iberoamericana to be validated in Spain, despite having never taken the course. Her husband worked in administration at the university, so he was able to process this request. He also made several changes on her registration form which cost Granada University €793. He also changed the marks she had obtained in several subjects and even gave her ‘outstanding’ marks in subjects in which she never even took the exam. The public prosecutor is asking for five years in prison, a fine of more than €3,000 and a ban from holding any position in public administration for four and a half years.

Handbags stolen SIX hooded individuals broke into the Loewe store in Calle Serrano, Madrid, and stole 200 handbags valued at between €500 and €3,000 each. They crashed a Land Rover into the shop window and fled in two other vehicles, a BMW and an Audi. The crime is thought to have been committed by a specialised gang. Police claim to have evidence which could lead them to the perpetrators. MEMORY LANE: From left: Ian Davies, Engelbert Humperdinck and Mel Williams.

Expats planning an Engelbert surprise SINGER Engelbert Humperdinck will be getting a surprise walk along memory lane this

weekend when he represents the UK in the Eurovision Song Contest at Baku, Azerbaljan with his entry ‘Love will set you free’. The surprise will be a special greeting card from fans in Marbella who still remember what the card claims was the one and only free performance the singer has ever given in Spain. It happened in the early 80s when Engelbert arrived in Marbella after two sell out shows at the Royal Albert Hall. After dinner at Silks restaurant in Puerto Banus, he asked restaurant host Eddie Avoth where they could go later. Eddie arranged for him to be invited to the VIP section of Mel’s, the port’s first live music nightclub.

During the evening whilst Engelbert was dancing with Eddie’s wife Wendy, singer Mel Williams, a partner in the club, was on stage singing one of Engelbert’s smash hit songs, ‘The Last Waltz’. Engelbert asked for the microphone and finished the song himself. The response from the crowded club was so fantastic that he carried on to do five more of his greatest hits. Mel, who still performs at many venues along the coast said: “It was a fantastic night that we shall always remember. “So, when we heard that Engelbert at the age of 76 was representing the UK at the Eurovision contest, Ian and I decided on a bit of fun to see if he

remembered that night in Banus. Incredibly we were able to trace more than a dozen people who were in the club that night and they all wanted to sign the card.” It congratulates Engelbert on being selected for Eurovision, wishes him success in the final and rather chances our arm by asking for another free show down on the coast. We are not particularly confident, but you never know.” If you were there and want to sign the card, please contact former owners Ian Davies or Mel Williams on 626 889 292. The card will be scanned and sent to Engelbert’s son, who is also his manager, on Saturday afternoon before the show.

‘Witch-doctor’ ‘abused’ women A MAN, 48, who claimed to be a witch-doctor and drugged women to sexually abuse them, was arrested in Madrid. The arrest came after one of the women reported that she had been approached by a man, who was very short and appeared fragile, who began talking to her about esoteric matters. She gave him her phone number and told him how to get to her house. Once there, he told her they had to drink from the same cup and she claims to have become more relaxed. It was then, she said, that he sexually abused her. An investigation was launched and police found several sites warning of a man who fitted the description and abused women.


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Elderly victims THREE people were arrested for allegedly mugging several elderly people in Berja. They would lie in wait for the victims and then steal gold chains from their necks before escaping by car.

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A PAKISTANI sailor who was paralysed while at sea was airlifted to Almeria airport and later to Torrecardenas Hospital. It is believed he suffered a stroke while on a merchant ship 10 miles from Cabo de Gata.

Beer factory rejected THE Junta de Andalucia has rejected the project for a beer factory in Berja, mainly because of the water supply, which is currently restricted to farming use. The Junta has also rejected a grant for the project.

New hotel to open A 10-ROOM beach-front hotel is due to open in the Pago del Lugar area of Adra, overlooking San Nicolas beach. It will be located in a pre-existing building and will have two-star category.

Lift needed THE first Cueva de Nerja Foundation Plenary Meeting was held recently and dealt with the main architectural barrier at the natural monument, which is the need for a lift so that disabled people can access it.

DOUSING THE FLAMES: The seaplane returned every five minutes with more water to put out the blaze.

By Keith Nicol A POTENTIALLY dangerous blaze was noticed just 400 metres from the abandoned Spa Project next to the Salinas de Torrevieja’s pink lake on Sunday.

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Opening bid THE Coastal Department is considering partially reopening the Paseo de los Carabineros in Nerja which was closed nine years ago after landslides. It offers a spectacular walk beneath the cliffs, amongst coves and rocks.

Mayor cleared THE former mayor of Sayalonga, Jose Luis Navas, has once again been acquitted of urban development crimes. He was accused of granting four licences for houses on protected land in 2005 when he was mayor.

Teacher in spotlight PARENTS of children at the Pablo Ruiz Picasso Primary School in Almargen are refusing to take

Strong winds helped spread the flames at an unusual speed but the wind was blowing in the opposite direction to nearby houses and thus no major damage was reported.

them to school in protest over one of the teachers, who allegedly comes in late, misses classes and checks social networks while in class.

Woman rescued A WOMAN was injured in Alfarnatejo when she fell from a rock while hiking with a friend. The Guardia Civil and Fire Department rescue teams were alerted and rescued the woman by helicopter.

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Employee arrested AN employee of a jewellery shop in Montefort del Cid (Alicante) was arrested for allegedly robbing the store of items up to the value of €115,000 to sell to pawnbrokers in Elche and Orihuela.

Selling ice-cream ICE-CREAM businesses expect to increase their sales compared to 2011 despite recent bad weather conditions, according to the national ice-cream maker’s association Anhcea, whose headquarters are in Xixona.

Party underwater THIS weekend, Teulada Town Hall has organised an ‘Underwater Festival’ where people can discover the sea bed through various activities. There will also be music and a barbeque.

Differing numbers WHILE unions say that around 5,000 public school teachers participated in a protest in Alicante city centre earlier this

AFTER getting out of prison having served time for a murder committed in 1993, a 43-year-old Spanish man was arrested twice in 24-hours for threatening his mother in Picassent. The second time was just two hours after he had been released from the first arrest.

Employer charged THE employer of the 38-yearold man who died while cleaning windows after falling 10m in Parc Bit, Palma de Mallorca, was arrested. The 44-year-old has been charged with involuntary manslaughter.

Hotel stays decrease THE number of overnight stays in hotels in the Balearics fell by eight per cent in April from 2,609,882 nights to 2,403,609, while the average occupancy was 59 per cent, according to tourist data from the National Institute of Statistics (INE).

€100.7m on loan ELEVEN banks have loaned Palma de Mallorca Town Hall €100.7 million so they can pay 12,000 pending bills to service providers by June 1. The interest rate is 5.9 per cent over 10 years with a two year grace period.


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Spanish tax authorities have demanded millions in backtaxes from online bookmakers already operating in Spain wanting to obtain eGaming licences when they are issued at the beginning of June.

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Spain’s ‘brand’ tumbles SPAIN slipped from 12th to 16th position in the Reputation Institute’s rankings for 2012. The institute, one of the world’s largest management consultancies which operates in 30 countries, collated votes from other G8 countries for the rankings. Spain obtained negative marks for investment in investigation and development, outside production and ability to attract qualified foreign staff. Inclusion in the PIGS – Portugal, Ireland, Greece and Spain – is ‘enormously damaging’, said Fernando Prado, the Reputation Institute’s director in Spain. It should be remembered, he said, that Spain obtained pass marks for culture, its appeal as a tourist destination, its way of life and the warmth and friendliness of the Spanish people. The country’s current economic situation is bad, Prado admitted, but there is also a communication problem. “We do not know how to sell Spanish brands and assets,” Prado said.

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There was ‘some distortion’ of the true situation, agreed Javier Noya, who belongs to Spain’s Real Instituto Elcano, a think-tank with special emphasis on Spain’s international relations. Spain’s economic situation is irremediably bad but although the country’s image abroad is ‘correct’ there is some exaggeration, Noya said. “Just as Spain’s virtues were overstated before, now we are attacked and the production model remains the same: construction-based.” Some attacks on Spain in the foreign media were self-interested, Noya claimed. Spain could not be compared with Greece because the country is in a far better position, he said, thanks to the government’s overall majority which provides stability and allows it to carry out radical reforms. “We cannot allow systematic attacks on Spain. But in 30 years we have not developed British or French-style diplomacy,” Noya pointed out.

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Rajoy gets Merkel on board SPAIN’S PM Mariano Rajoy met German Chancellor Angela Merkel on board a boat on the Chicago River. Rajoy outlined Spain’s economic policy and assured her “we will maintain our

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A SPANISH child, just 18 months old, received a tax return from the Tax Office in which he was informed that he would receive €0.53 for a savings account which his parents opened for him when he was born.

Light fine ARRECIFE Town Hall (Lanzarote) is considering fining opposition councillor Pedro de Armas just €900 for abandoning his position for several months to go on holiday. He ran up bills of more than €1,000 on his work phone. Pedro de Armas.

British tourists run out of cash 5 days into holiday BRITISH holidaymakers abroad blow most of the £622 (€770) they have spent five months saving two days before they are due to fly home, a Teletext Holidays study shows. A third racks up a further £219 (€271) on the credit cards as they struggle to afford the final two days.

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With all due respect, far too many recent arrivals in Spain fail to consider that You and the they are just as liable for Law in Spain Spanish tax as Spanish By David Searl workers are. The selfemployed such as man and van or mobile English electrician often fall into this class. I urge any foreigner who earns money in Spain to consult a Spanish ‘asesor fiscal’, a tax consultant, to find out what steps he must take to become a legal taxpayer. He may be surprised that, if his income is modest, he pays very little tax. If he gets a copy of ‘You and the Law in Spain’, this will help him to ask his tax consultant the right questions. To answer your questions, anybody who earns money in Spain is liable for Spanish income tax. Let’s list a few basics. The maximum that a person can earn without being liable to make a tax declaration is only €1,000. Being liable for tax and having to pay tax are two different things. A worker who declares an income around €10,000 will have nothing to pay because he has a wage earner’s allowance over €4,000 and a basic personal minimum deduction over €5,000, total of €9,000, meaning no tax payable. You have heard that €22,000 is the bottom figure for Spanish tax. This number applies only to employees who already have income tax and Social Security withheld from their salaries. A self-employed person, ‘autonomo’, is required to make a tax declaration every quarter, whether he has income or not. He also pays over €250 a month for Spanish Social Security. David will respond to queries but reserves the right to select letters which will be of interest to the greatest number of readers. You can also consult David through lawyers Ubeda-Retana and Associates in Fuengirola. ask@lawtaxspain.com or call 952 667 090.

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NewBuy scheme a non-starter TWO months after the launch of the government’s scheme ‘NewBuy’, in which builders guarantee 95 per cent loan-tovalue mortgages, the country’s top builders say they have sold less than one home each, a poll shows.

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TWO million people are ‘underemployed’, having to accept temporary or part-time work because they cannot find a permanent job, Chartered Institute of Personnel and Development figures show.

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HE most deeply indebted in Spain, requires, at its present level of municipal income, more than 7,000 years to struggle clear, according to the Secretary of the Ministry of Public Administration. The mayor of Pioz (population 3,800) a village promoted as a ‘rural Spanish idyll’, in Guadalajara Province, said her town was probably the culprit. The ex mayor of Pioz was fast to rubbish the claims, saying the debts of the town stand at about €6 million and not €16 million, accusing the lady mayor of seeking five minutes of fame. Nevertheless, be it 7,000 or 2,500 years to pay its debts, this small community could perhaps be held up as an example, a microcosm of the overspending that has led many municipalities, regions, and even Spain itself, into almost unmanageable debt. During the ‘boom’ years Spain suffered a rash of frantic building, financed by banks only too willing to extend credit to developers who, in their turn, stampeded to cover any spare tract of land with apartment blocks, urbanisations and houses. Now, of course, many stand unsold or at best, under-occupied. Along the coastal

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regions some promoters, those still solvent enough to wait for the politicians’ promise of economic recovery to become reality, have taken to letting their surplus stock as holiday apartments, leaving not just Pioz but much of the over-built south, a series of out-ofseason ghost towns. If Pioz seems to be suffering more than most, perhaps it was that, at the height of the ‘boom’, standing as it did in the middle of a sunlit plain, and with views of distant snow-capped mountains, the site appeared a developer’s dream. The town hall was enthusiastic, the banks even more so, and

probably even the townsfolk raised no objections, seeing business opportunities and a future for their children. But then the bubble burst, leaving the town saddled with hundreds of unsold houses, the wiring and fittings ripped out by gangs of thieves. A municipal swimming pool lies stagnant because there is no money for maintenance, whilst other projects are incomplete and crumbling. “It’s a never-ending and heartbreaking struggle just to generate enough municipal income for essential services, even reduced as they are,” explains the mayor despairingly. “And worst of all is that, strive as we might, we can see no light at the end of this particular tunnel.” What is so sad,

however, is that the banks, developers, and municipalities were given fair warning 20 years ago when, owing to a minirecession in Northern Europe, the original building boom screeched to a sudden halt. One of the largest property companies on the Costa Blanca managed to make just one sale in 12 months, but then, when the good times rolled again, the banks handed out loans, the developers grabbed the money and the construction industry hummed, until the second over-inflated bubble burst. Now, with the property market - indeed the whole economy - in the doldrums, the developers have defaulted, leaving the banks with countless properties they have no hope of selling, and a debt balance of €185 billion.


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www.euroweeklynews.com THE top rate of income tax in the UK may be dropping from 50% to 45% next year, but lower rate taxpayers are not so lucky. Almost a million people have been pushed into higher tax bands than previously, with over four million now caught in the higher rate tax trap. HM Revenue & Customs (HMRC) data reveals that 3.8 million people are now paying tax at 40%, while 307,000 are paying the top rate of 50%. This means that 4.1 million are now paying the higher rates, an increase from 3.8 million last year. 917,000 people are paying a higher tax rate than they were three years ago. This represents an increase of around a third. The government has consistently reduced the threshold for paying the 40% tax rate, snaring more people into this tax band. Fiscal drag - where tax bands do not increase in line with inflation – has also contributed. It will not stop here. The Treasury calculates there will be 630,000 more higher taxpayers next tax year, when the threshold for the 40% rate drops yet again. In 2010 the threshold was £43,875. It has already been cut to £42,475 and from April 2013 will be reduced to £41,450. In this case, the number of 40% taxpayers will have increased by almost 48% between the 2009-10 tax year

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and the 2014-15 one. Mike Warburton, tax specialist at Grant Thornton, said the number of people paying higher taxes was an “inevitable consequence” of the government’s tax policy. “Higher-rate tax used to be paid only by the genuinely wealthy,” he said. “It is now a rate paid by middle managers, teachers and middle-ranking NHS executives, none of whom would consider themselves to be wealthy by any means.” After this year’s budget the Institute for Fiscal Studies (IFS) also said the higher rate tax trap is now hitting people with “relatively modest” salaries. It calculated that the budget will trap another 1.3 million taxpayers into paying 40% over two years, so that the number of higher-rate taxpayers will hit 5 million for the first time in 2014.

When the coalition party took office there were 3.1 million higher taxpayers; by March 2012 there were 3.7 million. According to the IFS, in 1978 just 3% of taxpayers paid the higher rate of income tax. The number rose over the next 10 years, but only slightly to 5%. Today 12.5% pay tax at 40% and next year it will jump again to 15%. IFS director, Paul Johnson, said the rapid rise was “part of a long-term trend towards the encroachment of 40% income tax on a whole new type of worker.” The controversial 50% tax rate was introduced by the previous Labour government in its 2009 austerity budget. It began being applied in April 2010 on income over £150,000. It was meant to be a temporary measure. In this year’s budget the Chancellor announced that it will be reduced to 45% from April 2013, but gave no hint as to when the 45% rate will be abolished, if indeed at all. However, in an interview he gave with the Daily Telegraph on 6th April, he said that he is “very happy with the 45p rate of tax. We’ve got it to a good

place where it’s competitive”. Business leaders disagree, describing it as “uncompetitive” and “damaging to growth”, but it looks like it may be around for some time. The total number of taxpayers in the UK will actually drop this year, from 30.1 million to 29.7 million. This is because the personal allowance has increased for lower rate taxpayers, so more people are taken out of the tax net. The government cannot afford to lose any tax revenue, so it is not surprising that it now has more people paying tax at 40% to compensate. Taxes have been rising over much of Europe as part of austerity measures, whether through direct tax hikes or indirectly, for example by freezing thresholds and allowances. Some countries are targeting higher earners; in other countries everyone is paying more tax. In Spain for example tax rates have increased across the board, both for general income and savings tax. We cannot do anything on some taxes like employment income and VAT, but you may

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LONDON - FTSE 100 C H A N G E ( P ) % C H G. -2.30 -0.95

NET VOLUME 2,529,530

CU RR EN CI ES

C LOSING P RICES M AY 21

C O M PA N Y PRICE(P) Aberdeen Asset Manag. 238.80 Admiral Group

1,090.00

0.00

0.00

328,338

Aggreko

2,089.00

55.00

2.70

261,134

970.50

20.50

2.16

924,514

Anglo American

2,040.50

21.50

1.06

2,055,321

Antofagasta

1,033.00

-2.00

-0.19

1,169,991

ARM Holdings

478.10

8.10

1.72

4,806,790

Ashmore Group

323.90

-0.50

-0.15

591,451

C O M PA N Y

Assoc. British Foods

1,191.00

18.00

1.53

551,077

British Land Co

AstraZeneca

AMEC

0.80788

1.23779 Units per €

United States $..................................................... 1.27737 Japan Yen ¥.......................................................... 101.337 Switzerland Francs............................................... 1.20107 Denmark Kroner ................................................... 7.43460 Norway Kroner...................................................... 7.60722 PRICE(P)

C H A N G E ( P ) % C H G.

NET VOLUME

C O M PA N Y Compass Group

PRICE(P) CHANGE 625.50 9.50

CRH

1,120.00

Croda International

2,145.00

Diageo

1,511.00

1.38

1,663,839 1,372,594 968,944

Experian

882.00

12.00

1.38

Fresnillo

1,330.00

-28.00

-2.06

459,006

272.60

1.60

0.59

1,422,220 3,184,489

41.00

1.56

1,053,486

British Sky Broadcasting

697.00

11.50

1.68

2,370,405

GKN

269.30

4.40

1.66

7,626,401

BT Group

204.06

0.06

0.03

7,317,320

GlaxoSmithKline

BAE SYSTEMS

272.40

0.60

0.22

5,300,395

Bunzl

996.50

6.50

0.66

291,246

Glencore International Hammerson

417.70

Hargreaves Lansdown

465.80

32,648,644

1.85

4,205,037

Capita

BHP Billiton

1,727.00

22.50

1.32

4,487,508

396.95

5.00

1.28

15,002,747

Carnival

1,992.00

23.00

3,036.50

22.50

0.75

1,555,847

Centrica

312.60

-2.40

BP B. American Tobacco

Burberry Group

187.10

4.60

2.52

1,404.50

1.00

0.07

4,287,026

352.95

7.60

2.20

5,216,964

7.80

1.90

1,161,839

0.80

0.17

277,901

4.20

0.82

14,214,600

1,401.00

28.00

2.04

549,921

619.09

12.59

2.08

1,385,968

Capital Shopping Centres 313.10

5.00

1.62

809,719

HSBC Holdings

513.80

1.17

498,001

ICAP

345.50

7.10

2.10

1,043,294

-0.76

3,629,500

IMI

880.25

21.75

2.53

891,136 803,913

Imperial Tobacco Group 2,424.51

DOW JONES

NASDAQ

C LOSING P RICES M AY 21

C LOSING P RICES M AY 21

C O M PA N Y

PRICE CHANGE %CHANGE VOLUME

MMM 3M Co

84.36

+0.85

+1.02%

594,082

AA Alcoa Inc

8.56

+0.13

+1.60%

5,661,811

AXP American Express Co

56.50

+1.10

+1.99%

1,351,326

T AT&T Inc

33.67

+0.01

+0.03%

7,702,935

7.01

-0.01

BAC Bank of America Corp

-0.14% 66,296,525

BA Boeing Co

71.09

+1.94

+2.81%

1,468,747

CAT Caterpillar Inc

91.37

+2.69

+3.03%

2,369,811

CVX Chevron Corp

99.07

+0.61

+0.62%

1,521,477

CSCO Cisco Systems Inc

16.53

+0.06

+0.36% 10,027,999

DD E. I. du Pont de Nemours and Co

48.53

+0.56

+1.17%

1,660,759

XOM Exxon Mobil Corp

81.83

+0.36

+0.44%

3,094,052

GE General Electric Co

19.18

+0.23

+1.21% 11,166,370

HPQ Hewlett-Packard Co

21.84

+0.38

+1.77%

5,474,648

HD Home Depot Inc

47.28

+0.23

+0.49%

4,626,298

INTC Intel Corp

25.84

-0.23

IBM International Business Machines.. 197.07

+1.19

+0.61%

1,407,730

JNJ Johnson & Johnson

63.74

+0.39

+0.62%

2,575,901

JPM JPMorgan Chase and Co

33.20

-0.29

KFT Kraft Foods Inc

38.63

+0.14

+0.36%

2,178,903

MCD McDonald's Corp

90.45

+0.60

+0.67%

1,306,718 2,415,274

-0.86% 15,384,314

-0.87% 36,488,435

MRK Merck & Co Inc

37.84

+0.02

+0.06%

MSFT Microsoft Corp

29.45

+0.18

+0.60% 13,195,739

PFE Pfizer Inc

22.55

-0.02

-0.09%

9,392,103

PG Procter & Gamble Co

63.16

-0.36

-0.57%

2,671,572

KO The Coca-Cola Co

74.31

+0.26

+0.35%

2,034,933

TRV Travelers Companies Inc

62.61

+0.43

+0.69%

544,456

UTX United Technologies Corp

72.88

+0.50

+0.69%

1,095,721

VZ Verizon Communications Inc

41.50

-0.03

-0.07%

2,584,606

WMT Wal-Mart Stores Inc

62.70

+0.27

+0.43%

3,333,314

DIS Walt Disney Co

43.87

+0.06

+0.14%

2,000,015

1,781,614

2.43

2,662.50

2.21

1.04

6.30

G4S

3.90

331,616

15.50 7.70

1,662,829

23.00

1,348,425

2.44

464.20

2.23

180.00

1.45

51.00

324.40

10.90

1,268.50

16.00

EVRAZ

499.60

BG Group

VOLUME 1,838,716

Eurasian Natural Res.

Aviva Barclays

% C H G. 1.54

C O M PA N Y

InterContinental Intl Cons Airlines Group International Power PRICE

CHANGE NET / %

$6.20 $17.12 $4.49 $7.20 $4.36 $25.90 $4.71 $3.13 $8.80 $3.13 $6.00 $22.09 $19.96 $4.04

0.88 / +16.54% 2.11 / +14.06% 0.51 / +12.81% 0.70 / +10.77% 0.37 / +9.27% 2.17 / +9.19% 0.38 / +8.78% 0.25 / +8.68% 0.68 / +8.37% 0.24 / +8.30% 0.45 / +8.11% 1.62 / +7.91% 1.44 / +7.78% 0.29 / +7.73%

Most Advanced Ultra Clean Holdings, Inc. Sagent Pharmaceuticals, Inc. Union Drilling, Inc. Achillion Pharmaceuticals, Inc. Clearfield, Inc. Westport Innovations Inc ChinaCache International Holdings Ltd. K-Swiss Inc. Duckwall-Alco Stores, Inc. QuickLogic Corporation Osiris Therapeutics, Inc. Focus Media Holding Limited Mid-Con Energy Partners, LP Globus Maritime Limited

Most Declined First Financial Service Corporation Mattersight Corporation Facebook, Inc. Educational Development Corporation LaCrosse Footwear, Inc. Bassett Furniture Industries, Incorporated IntriCon Corporation Partner Communications Company Ltd. Audience, Inc. LCA-Vision Inc. ProShares UltraPro Short QQQ MediciNova, Inc. EXFO Inc Yadkin Valley Financial Corporation

$3.25 $6.68 $33.71 $4.25 $11.50 $8.81 $6.50 $5.08 $17.41 $5.10 $54.58 $2.92 $6.05 $2.87

0.62 / -16.22% 1.02 / -13.18% 4.52 / -11.82% 0.34 / -7.60% 0.94 / -7.56% 0.68 / -7.17% 0.50 / -7.14% 0.36 / -6.62% 1.13 / -6.09% 0.33 / -6.08% 2.85 / -4.96% 0.15 / -4.89% 0.28 / -4.42% 0.11 / -4.01%

Intertek Group ITV Johnson Matthey

8.51

0.35

1,411.00

16.00

1.15

538,485

146.50

3.80

2.66

3,975,857 6,886,955

418.85

0.25

0.06

2,511.00

55.00

2.24

157,788

79.70

0.85

1.08

10,780,649

2,123.00

41.00

1.97

196,376

Kazakhmys

706.50

13.00

1.87

1,201,725

Kingfisher

273.70

2.50

0.92

3,464,240

Land Securities Group

722.50

5.00

0.70

1,137,101

Legal & General Group

109.20

0.60

0.55

6,898,574

Lloyds Banking Group

26.50

0.55

2.12 131,180,771

Man Group

79.28

3.98

5.29

Marks & Spencer

338.10

1.10

0.33

3,529,333

Meggitt

379.00

3.60

0.96

1,099,240

Morrison (Wm)

271.80

0.60

0.22

2,314,935

National Grid

671.00

4.50

0.68

2,932,090

2,939.00

40.00

1.38

290,976

Next Old Mutual

19,246,696

139.90

0.60

0.43

5,949,329

Pearson

1,142.00

5.00

0.44

579,139

Petrofac

1,519.00

33.00

2.22

627,294

Polymetal International

828.50

29.50

3.69

603,187

Prudential

671.50

6.00

0.90

1,895,891

Randgold Resources

4,915.00

21.00

0.43

463,207

Reckitt Benckiser

3,407.00

17.00

0.50

759,033

Reed Elsevier

492.00

0.70

0.14

2,885,707

Resolution

201.90

5.60

2.85

3,656,040

REXAM

403.20

4.20

1.05

2,470,525

2,829.00

41.00

1.47

3,499,816

804.50

0.00

0.00

2,709,829

20.87

0.88

4.40

79,875,894

2,057.34

13.34

0.65

2,525,178

99.00

0.30

0.30

8,849,342

2,455.00

35.50

1.47

1,021,058

253.40

4.10

1.64

2,584,535 3,139,429

Rio Tinto Rolls-Royce Holdings Royal Bank of Scotland Royal Dutch Shell RSA Insurance Group SABMiller Sage Group Sainsbury (J)

293.32

0.62

0.21

1,189.00

15.00

1.28

399,226

518.00

4.50

0.88

513,850

Severn Trent

1,653.00

-2.00

-0.12

278,665

Shire

1,921.00

6.00

0.31

954,184

Schroders Serco Group

Smith & Nephew

585.50

5.50

0.95

672,072

Smiths Group

1,013.00

15.50

1.55

362,701

SSE

1,330.00

-3.00

-0.23

653,799

Standard Chartered

1,332.50

46.00

3.58

3,010,479

Standard Life

204.70

3.20

1.59

3,080,746

Tate & Lyle

660.00

3.50

0.53

676,551

Tesco

312.40

-1.30

-0.41

11,799,230

Tullow Oil

1,370.00

34.00

2.54

1,006,522

Unilever

2,040.00

16.00

0.79

1,337,915

620.91

-1.59

-0.26

827,679

1,011.36

52.86

5.51

1,294,229

165.60

1.30

0.79

44,063,995

Weir Group

1,503.00

37.00

2.52

872,595

Whitbread

1,800.00

14.00

0.78

280,734

Wolseley

2,163.00

35.00

1.64

460,904

WPP

768.17

1.17

0.15

1,999,028

Xstrata

948.10

33.40

3.65

5,476,320

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HERE are two reasons why I am certain Spain will leave the euro.

Or, which amounts to the same thing, that Germany will leave the euro instead of Spain. I specify Spain because it is the country in which I was born and grew up, and so it is also the country I know best. However, I really mean all the peripheral European countries that, like Spain, are uncompetitive, have high debt levels, and suffer from low savings rates that had been forced down in the past decade to dangerous levels. Spain had a stronger fiscal position and healthier bank balance sheets than many of its peers when the crisis began, so any argument that applies to Spain is likely to apply more forcefully to its peers. The first of which has to do with the logic of Spain’s balance of payments position and the second with the internal dynamics that drive the process of financial crisis. To address the second, I think Spain will leave the euro because it seems to me that the country has already started on the selfreinforcing downward spiral that leads to a crisis, and there is no one big enough to reverse the spiral. How does this process work? It turns out that it is pretty straightforward, and occurs during every one of the sovereign financial crises we have seen in modern history. When a sufficient level of doubt arises about sovereign credibility, all the major economic stakeholders in that country begin to change their behaviour in ways that exacerbate the problem of credibility. Of course, as credibility is eroded, this further exacerbates the behaviour of these stakeholders. In that case bankruptcy comes, as Hemingway is reported to have said, at first slowly, and then all of a sudden, as the country moves slowly at first and then rapidly towards a breakdown in its debt capacity. What is key to understanding the process is to see that stakeholders will behave for

Michael Pettis Finance Professor at Peking University and a senior associate at Carnegie Endowment.

perfectly rational reasons in ways that politicians and moralists will decry as wholly irrational. Rather however than respond to appeals that they stop behaving irrationally, stakeholders will continue making conditions worse by their behaviour as they respond to the distorted incentives created by the erosion of sovereign credibility. To do otherwise would almost surely expose them to disaster. To summarize what the self-destructive and automatic behaviour of the stakeholders is likely to be, it is worth identifying some of the major stakeholders and to suggest how they typically react to a rise in the sovereign’s default risk: Private creditors As Spain’s credibility deteriorates, private creditors will demand higher yields on their loans to Spain even as they change the form of their lending to reduce their own

banking system. Banks are then forced to contract lending, to increase balance sheet liquidity, and to reduce risk, all of which act as a drag on economic growth. Workers Rising unemployment and the prospects for an unequal sharing of the burden of adjust-ment cause unions to be increasingly militant and to Spain will leave the euro engage more because the country has often in industrial action, which, by already started on the raising self-reinforcing uncertainty and downward spiral. costs for businesses, force them to cut output and employment. Small and medium businesses One of the sectors most likely to be penalised in a debt crisis is the small and medium enterprise sector. Owners of small and medium businesses know that they are vulnerable during a crisis to an expropriation of their wealth through taxes, price and wage controls, and other forms of indirect expropriation. They try to risk; for example, by shortening forestall this by disinvesting, cutting back maturities. This has a double impact on on expenses, and taking money out of the making conditions worse. First, higher country. interest rates mean that debt rises more Political leaders quickly than it otherwise would. Second, As time horizons shorten and politics shorter maturities and other changes in the becomes increasingly radicalized, policyloan structure mean greater balance sheet makers shift their behaviour in ways that fragility and a rising probability of default. reduce credibility further, increase business Official lenders uncertainty, and raise national As they are forced into providing liquidity antagonisms. facilities, official creditors typically demand It is important to recognise the almost and receive seniority. This of course wholly mechanical nature of credit increases the riskiness for other lenders deterioration once a country is caught in and creditors by pushing risk downwards, this kind of spiral. Deteriorating creditand so worsens balance sheet fragility and worthiness forces stakeholders to adjust. increases private sector reluctance to lend. Their adjustment causes debt to rise Depositors and/or growth to slow, thus eroding As the probability rises that Spain will creditworthiness further. leave the euro, and bank deposits will be The combination of these and other frozen and redenominated in the weaker actions by stakeholders, in other words, currency before any abandonment of the can’t help but reduce GDP growth, increase euro is announced, depositors respond debt, and increase the fragility of the rationally by taking money out of the balance sheet, all of which undermines credibility further, so reinforcing the suboptimal behaviour of stakeholders. All of the exhortations by politicians, the church, public intellectuals, dragged around more bricklaying other half for bankers, etc, that stakeshops looking for the his advice! holders put personal selfSecondly, is your skin perfect fit. interest aside and act in the Meanwhile, a fifth bulging in folds under the best interests of the nation admitted they were afraid material? Then, YES, it will be useless. a negative comment would doesn’t fit, so don’t buy it! Slowing this behaviour is be used against them later. And finally, don’t drag not enough. It must be While the survey rings your poor other half reversed. bells within many relation- around the shops unless But how? No one is big ships, I say: “Women, you he wants to go. A girlenough credibly to friend is more likely to give are the worse fools.” guarantee the creditFirstly, all grown women honest advice than a man. worthiness of all the should know themselves Or better yet, stay away afflicted countries, and whether an outfit suits or from the shops and you without a credible not. Unless your fella is won’t be tempted to splash guarantee the downward Jean Paul Gaultier, stop cash on any more ill-fitting spiral will occur until it is wasting money asking your clothes! clearly unstoppable.

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Loose change A look at finance for females Jane Plunkett jane.plunkett@euroweeklynews.com

snap up the unsightly item, only to leave it sitting unworn in the wardrobe. The men surveyed gave

various reasons for lying about whether clothes looked good or not. Most admitted they didn’t want to hurt their partner’s feelings, while others said it was a tricky situation the girls were putting them in - outside a busy changing area asking ‘whether bums look big’ with shop assistants looking on and other customers passing by. A quarter of men surveyed said they lie so they don’t have to be


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Scout’s honour! Best day in Callum’s life As the only Scout from Spain, attending Buckingham Palace recently to receive an award from Britain’s Queen Elizabeth proved ‘the best day of my life’ for Callum Lippe. Nicole Hallett reports. When did you start your Scouting experience? I joined the Beavers aged six and have been in the Scout movement ever since. I got my dad involved as he was asked to help with a BBQ and subsequently became a Scout group leader. How was your visit to London to receive the Queen’s Scout Award? Amazing. The best day of my life. As it rained, the Queen was unable to inspect the ranks and speak to individuals but she looked so proud of us all, with the Duke of Edinburgh at her side, as we marched past. The award is the pinnacle of any Scouting achievement. Who else attended? I was the only Scout from Spain as a

friend who also received the award was unable to attend. The main groups were from the UK plus parts of Europe including Malta and Sweden. As well as those receiving the Queen’s Award, others were presented with Scout Silver Acorns and merit awards. What does Scouting mean to you? Friendship, activities, commitment, excitement, adventure, loyalty and family. Advice to aspiring Scouts? Keep working and trying your best because it always pays off. Scouting offers the chance to gain skills, have fun and meet friends. What are your future plans? I hope to work in a Scout centre in England, and want to gain a National Vocational Qualification in activity leadership.

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MOST people would agree with Jim Collins (Issue 1400) when he says it might be better to abandon the euro. But does anybody have any concept of the chaos that would follow such a decision? It would precipitate with the mass exodus of private capital funds from the struggling economies of Southern Europe into safer havens like Germany. Why, for instance, would any person leave their cash in a Spanish bank and wait for its devaluation with the return of the peseta? Leaving the euro is unprecedented and thoughts of a financial meltdown have undoubtedly concentrated the great minds on the best ways of saving it. The alternative is too awful to contemplate. Ken Bethell, Puerto de Mazarron (Murcia)

Postbox poser APPARENTLY the post office has recently sent out letters to post office box owners stating that new rules will come into force at the end of this month. It says that up to five people can share a box which the box owner currently pays around €57 per year for and others sharing will pay €39. The question that nobody seems to know is that does a married couple class as one? Apparently every name has to go down on the post office records with their identity number by the end of May or their post will not go into the shared boxes. Ann from The Maidens Coffee Morning, Mojacar (Almeria)

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Language curse I ENJOYED Susanne Manners' piece on language (Issue 1401). Language is organic and changes naturally. But what makes me cringe is not so much the natural changes, but the mutations and clichés. Some are imported, including: ‘lirrorally’, ‘baysically’, ‘branew’, ‘begs the question’, ‘innernet’, ‘kickstart’, ‘horrendus’, etc. The free English ‘tabloids’ here bear the curse as well, (aside from EWN). C Dowling, by email

Simply the best THIS recent photo shows the almond blossom with the snowcapped mountain of Maria in the background taken from our garden in Chirivel, Almeria. A truly beautiful, springtime vista.

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She said that with a quarter of people out of work in Spain, those with jobs should be very thankful, regardless of long working hours, and other complaints employees sometimes have. A positive attitude will often bring success; I have never heard of a negative attitude doing so. K H, Calvia (Mallorca)

Lovely sculptures I JUST loved the photo that Tricia G sent in of the felled palm tree (Letters, Issue 1402) which had been sculpted into a chair; genius. This should be done all along the coast, offered to artists and carpenters and they can have their names displayed, which would serve as a permanent exhibition. Louise Harper, Mijas Costa (Malaga)

EVERY week I pick up the free papers to keep up with all the local news only to find that unless I want to have a facial, buy a house, have a hairdo, etc, I can hardly find any news amongst pages and pages of adverts. That was until I came across the EWN where I can finally find a well-designed newspaper actually doing what it should do by printing local news in a clear and interesting manner. My favourite page is the letters page where differing views can be aired and replied to. It’s the EWN for me every time. Keep up the good work and long may you reign! L M Levett, Alicante Province

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I AM a member of the 50+ Solos group, which has been involved with charities for the military since 2006. With all the parties I THINK Jane Plunkett taking place during summed the current job June’s Diamond Jubilee situation quite well (Issue celebrations, I thought it 1402). might be an idea for them to have a collecting box. Anyone who wishes could EWN received many responses from readers to Luke Mead’s letter (Issue 1401) saying ‘how ridiculous’ it put 50c into the box. was that a deaf man was fined for using the phone while driving. Here is a selection of those letters. This would be for the homeless exmore lenient sentence? he can send texts and use a mobile phone while military living rough Michael Hudson, face time using sign lan- driving’. in the UK, and there WHY should there be such Mijas Costa (Malaga) guage. are many. However, it did not clarian outrage over a deaf I do not understand how fy whether he was talking The charity is man being charged and a deaf person is able to on the phone or texting. ‘Soldiers off the fined and losing three drive and use a mobile Streets’ (charity If officers were saying points off his licence for phone without taking his he was talking on the number 1137594) using his mobile phone I HAVE a close family hands off the steering phone, well clearly that is assisted by Help for whilst driving? member who has been wheel. Homeless Heroes impossible. Are deaf people not sub- deaf since birth, has no who run soup Lesley Young, Cuidad However, texting is ject to the same driving speech and his only form kitchens and work Quesada (Alicante) another matter and would rules as other drivers? of communication is voluntarily through be even more dangerous What would be your re- through sign language. the night to rescue for a deaf man as he action if, for example, a As such, he cannot use a ex-military homeless would not be able to hear deaf person assaulted your mobile phone in the norat present in the warning sounds. wife or girlfriend? Would mal way. Barnsley area. THE report stated that Jasmine Forrest, you still be calling for a However, with the iPhone the fine was for ‘using Ruth Reid, Estepona (Malaga) Alicante Province

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This one is a real humdinger LEAPY LEE SAYS IT OTHERS THINK IT ‘Ow’d ya like some of them apples? It is of course an utter disgrace and more proof that these people have no intention of integrating into any part of the British culture whatsoever, except of course its welfare system; they don’t appear to have any objections integrating into that! The problem is how to combat a situation like this, which surely cannot be allowed to go unchecked. Frankly, I’ve racked my brains for a way out of this one and have come up with zilch. Any law passed would of course influence the

Anti-pollution solution A CHINESE farmer worried about pollution has come up with a solution, an electric car with a turbine on its nose which he says gives extra power so it only has to be recharged every three days.

SCAM: Multiwives are claiming unmarried mothers’ benefits.

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whole populace, not merely the ethnic minority members of society. You can’t have starving mums and babies all over the place and, although these hypocrites are baying for Sharia law, you can’t have one law for some and one law for others. If anyone can come up with a way out of this one, I’ll seriously consider them for a position in my cabinet when I run in the next election! People have been asking me why I have been uncharacteristically silent on the EU fiasco of late. The truth is I can’t think of any more to say, except I’ve been decrying

the whole naĂŻve operation since its outset. You really can only say ‘I told you so’ a limited number of times. After that it all gets a bit boring, don’t you think? Finally, viewing the headline which stated that Britain’s Got Talent winner Ashley declared she now had a ‘10-million-dollar Pudsey,’ led me to consider that the young lady was fortunate not to have won the competition with her pet cat! (Come on, Ed, where’s ya sense of humour!?) Keep the faith, Love Leapy Leapylee2002@gmail.com

A US Army Apache helicopter accidentally dropped an inactive missile over mid-Texas, forcing dozens of homes to be evacuated. No one was injured and the incident is now under investigation.

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NOTHER outrageous scam cyber’d its way into my emails this week. Kindly sent in by SeĂąor Fischer, it delivered news of yet another way in which certain factions of Britain’s immigrant population are ripping off their host country. And this one is a real humdinger. As a number of MiddleEastern Islamic states allow mass marriage, men living in Britain’s local Islamic communities are, with the blessing of their religious leaders, marrying up to five women apiece. Although all these ‘wives’ are recognised as normal among their peers, the fact that only one is actually legal in the UK means that benefits can only be paid to the current spouse. But here’s the rub. The other four, plus children, then enter the category of unmarried mothers. This entitles them to all the benefits women in this position are able to claim, and believe me they are considerable. Basically this means that through these extra ‘wives’, the ‘husband’ can be receiving incomes which are truly mind-boggling; some have been estimated as drawing up to ÂŁ125,000 a year and the more children he sires, the more dosh he collects.

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Hidden hand-luggage horrors can be a security nightmare T

WO in five holidaymakers think that the carry-on security regulations at airports are confusing, and the uncertainty is leading to some bizarre hand-luggage discoveries. Despite the 100ml law coming into force nearly six years ago, 36 per cent of Brits don’t know what NORA JOHNSON constitutes as a A writer, Nora has lived on the Costa del Sol for five years ‘liquid’ under and is the author of two psychological suspense thrillers. airport regulations (60 per cent believing baked beans are exempt), 28 per cent don’t think water counts as a ‘liquid’, SECURITY CHECK: ‘Oh I forgot they were while 44 per cent admit to not even knowing about the 100ml rule! London Stansted Airport, said: “We’re All this according to a new survey constantly amazed by some of the commissioned by London Stansted bizarre items that people try to take Airport. through security, some of which simply This poll of 2,000 adult travellers can’t be mentioned!” also revealed confusion about The top 10 strangest items cosmetics, with 82 per cent believing confiscated there include crustaceans, lipstick doesn’t need to be placed in a snowglobes, dirty nappies and a pair clear plastic bag for security checks. of pink furry handcuffs. Someone even John Farrow, Head of Terminal at tried to get a sweet jar containing live

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in my bag.’ goldfish through the metal detectors. Perhaps the weirdest of all was the tub of human body fat someone tried to take with them on holiday. Around one in five holidaymakers have been stopped on more than one occasion and a quarter of those questioned admitted having an item confiscated prior to flying. The most common excuse was: “Oh, I forgot

they were in my bag!” Yes, I can see how easy it must be to overlook that air rifle, machete and slingshot. Not to mention all those drills and sanders. Despite these findings, stops at airport security are a real problem for UK airports because they cause delays and increase queues. All the more so with the increased traffic with the runup to the July Olympics. Security breaches, bomb scares, full body scanners, inconsistent airport regulations and immigration queues have all contributed to holidaymakers feeling increasingly frustrated and confused with air travel. So, while some may reach for a triple whisky in flight, maybe it’s hardly surprising that others seek the comfort blanket of their pet goldfish. Or those pink fluffy handcuffs … Ah, time for my medication. NURSE!!!

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An open, honest letter to Ferdinand and Isabella D

EAR Ferdinand and Isabella, voices of advisors that urged you to Even 500 years after your contemplate some sort of cultural physical demise, your memory integration? During the four centuries prior is still very much alive in this part of to 1492, Spain had shown herself, for the Granada. most part, more hospitable to Go almost anywhere varied cultures, religions and around the Plaza Nueva groups than any other Jack ethnic or the Alhambra and the major power. Granted, this was Gaioni by no means seamless but the many museums, monuments, sculptures, contributions of the Moors and US citizen Jack is spending the first years of his retirement in Almeria. His articles have La Cathedral, etc, are a Jews could not have escaped been published in Spain and the US. collective testament to your attention. your living legacy. Intricate Moorish irrigation What a formidable and dynamic couple and agricultural systems transformed you were! In the many representations in Southern Spain into an area historians have this part of Granada, the likenesses of labelled ‘an earthly paradise’. The fertile Isabella tend to project regal grace, an region in and around Valencia, for example, inner beauty, and a certain human empathy was transformed from a desert during often substantiated by literary accounts Roman times into Europe’s breadbasket by (e.g. Washington Irving). 1492. Many agricultural and fruitAnd you Ferdinand – very growing processes, crops like handsome and self-assured – sugar, rice, citrus, fruits, projecting a shrewd intuition apricots, cotton, artichokes, which adroitly enhanced etc, were all Moorish Spanish interests at home and introductions. Moorish silks abroad. Your list of military and were the envy of the world. diplomatic successes is legion. Muslim physicians from Did you know that Andalucia had contributed Machiavelli chose you as the significantly to such areas as archetype of a shrewd, surgical techniques, disease effective leader in his classic The prevention, herbal drug Prince? therapy, neuroscience and Together your marriage united Coat of Arms of the psychology. Additionally, Isabella’s Castilla and Ferdinand’s Catholic Monarchs. optics, astronomy, Aragon resulting in an Iberian architectural engineering and Peninsula both united and an unequalled university Catholic. Blessed with numerous progeny, system were all Moorish contributions prior you were able to manipulate their to 1492. Certainly you must have realised marriages notably ushering Spain into a that a forced expulsion or non-heartfelt Golden Age which would continue for the conversion upon Spain’s Jewish population next century or so. would diminish a stable and wealthy class. And who can forget the impactful year of This community produced a 1492 when: (a) Columbus discovered disproportionate numbers of scholars, America; (b) Isabella decreed that all Jews doctors, tradesmen, lawyers, artists, in her kingdom must either convert to entrepreneurs, administrators and banking Christianity or go into exile, and (c) the professionals. Did you not anticipate this Moors were defeated in their last demographic blood-letting exercise as a stronghold of Granada. societal brain-drain of sorts? Did you It is the latter two events which compel consider that when these groups were me to write to you today. Please consider… expelled, so were their ideas? Inscribed on your marble tombs inside I write this letter not to praise or the Cathedral’s Capilla Real is the Latin condemn. I can only imagine the political eulogy lauding you as ‘subjugators of Islam momentum and diplomatic maze that and extinguishers of obstinate heresy’; confronted you in 1492. clear references to the victory over the You two had previously displayed too Moors and the expulsion of the Jews. much sound judgment and leadership Historically, the quest for racial and prowess not to have considered these ideological purity was not unique to your possibilities. era. The Crusades, for example, were Hindsight, as they say is fuelled by religious zeal. The disastrous 20/20 but the question results of the Second World War are nonetheless needs to be positive proof that these same processes asked: At what point did continue in the modern eras of today. ideology trump I understand too that it is a mistake to pragmatism? The project ‘backwards in time’ present-day historical silence on value judgments into past political and this point is deafening. Yours truly, historical situations. Ergo, my question to you is quite simple: Did you consider, or were there

Jack Gaioni

HISTORY: The Surrender of Granada by Francisco Pradilla Ortiz. Boabdil is depicted handing over the keys to Granada to Ferdinand and Isabella.


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The dentist today. Oh good! I

WONDER if most of us are guilty of either being unaware or forgetful of many improvements in our lives when compared to those of earlier generations. My mother knew what hunger was; so did everyone else in her class but they emerged better educated than kids are today. She tells of the time when she and her classmates trooped off to the Ear, Nose and Throat department of Liverpool’s John Bagot

By Mike Walsh

SCARY TIMES: Dentists in the past filled their patients with terror.

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vwww.michaelwalsh.es Mike Walsh. Based in Mijas Costa, international journalist, author and professional writer: exbusiness assessment executive Guild of Master Craftsmen. European correspondent Boston Revolutionary Radio.

Hospital. It had been built to treat servicemen wounded in the Crimean Wars. The kids were about eight-years-old and obediently sat waiting

for their names to be called. As each heard their name they were led through, arms leather-strapped to a seat, and told to open their mouths wide. An instrument went in and their tonsils were snipped out, without anaesthetic. As each kid waited their turn, the child who had gone before, emerged howling, comforted by their mother holding a bloodstained handkerchief to their mouths. My earliest recollection of a visit to the dentist was having a rubber pad slapped over my nose. It was a suffocating sensation, as though a pillow was being held over my face. I survived, the errant tooth did not.

It was not a happy The practitioner had experience. tolerated his patient Even when older I having stiffened his recall with distaste a resolve with a drink or dentist who had set up two beforehand. He practice in a converted drew the line when, in Victorian terraced the chair, my friend house. His gripped the dentist receptionist by his scrotum I was and said: survived, the unsmiling. “We’re not errant tooth did going to hurt When not. It was not a each other, coming to happy time. check my are we?” problem out These are I heard his my thoughts as boot steps on the today in my muchlinoleum covered loved Costa homeland, I floorboards. A cross try to figure out an between Frankenstein excuse to visit my and a Smithfield Market dentist. What a butcher, he even wore contrast! The an apron like one. His receptionist treats you solution? Rip them out. with friendliness and None of that poncey informality. My Swedish repair palaver. dentist is beautiful and I have sympathy with more affectionate than a policeman friend who are most wives. We hug was ejected from his and exchange air-kisses dentist’s surgery. mixed with affectionate

pleasantries. Now, when Coronation Street’s Hilda Ogden brought up the possibility of Percy Sugden kissing her under the mistletoe, he retorts that he wouldn’t kiss her, even if under anaesthetic. One gets the impression that with Filippa one can dispense with anaesthetics; such is her kindness and her patient empathy. Much the same kind can be said for her delightful Spanish lady assistant. Blunt needles and painful archaic dental practices are now in the dustbin of history. That is progress but why couldn’t dentists have been kinder and more thoughtful in the past? Thank goodness attitudes towards patients have changed.


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JEWEL: The Mezquita-Catedral is considered one of the masterpieces of Islamic art.

Spectacular architecture on display in Cordoba

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ORDOBA is one of the great cultured cities as well as cities of Spain. Along with being the capital of the Granada and Sevilla it is one Caliphate of Córdoba, an of the classical cities of Andalucía empire that incorporated which are famous for their most of the Iberian spectacular architecture. Peninsula and North The finest jewel in an Africa. exceedingly fine crown is the Today, Córdoba is a Mezquita-Catedral, or Great beautiful city and the old Mosque, which is considered one quarter contains many of the masterpieces of Islamic impressive monuments to its art. historic splendour. It was built Close to the Mezquita, the between the Judería, or Jewish Quarter, eighth and consists of narrow alley10th centways, brilliantly whiteAlmeria is an English writer of travel uries as a Robert washed and splendidly books. He has lived in Roquetas de Mar (Almeria) with wife Diane since traditional decorated with flowerpots. 2003. Arab mosque, Other important buildings http://bob.robertbovington.net/spain/home albeit on a include the Episcopal much grander Palace, various churches scale than the many other places and museums; the Museo BLOOMING MARVELLOUS: 1918 since of worship erected in Córdoba de Bellas Artes is the main May Every during that period. art museum in the city. Cordoba holds its famous In fact, it is the largest mosque The Alcázar de los Reyes Patio Festival where the city as bloom in the western world. Cristianos is a fortified into bursts their open Later, the Christians erected a palace which was built by homeowners Gothic cathedral right in the heart Alfonso XI in 1328. flower-filled patios to the of the magnificent Muslim place It was the headquarters of public. of worship. the Spanish Inquisition but The sheer grandeur of the today has a more benign Mezquita reflected Córdoba’s 11th centuries, when it was one role as a tranquil oasis with importance during the eighth to of the world’s largest and most gardens and fountains.

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The province of CÓRDOBA is one of the eight provinces of Andalucía and its capital is, of course, the city of the same name. The north of the province is a mountainous part of the Sierra Morena whilst the south is a fertile plain known as La Campiña. The Guadalquivir River divides these two areas. The province’s chief industry is mining - lead, zinc, and coal are mined in the mountainous north. Agriculture predominates in the south where cereals, olives and grapes are grown and horses and bulls are bred.

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4:20am Pages from Ceefax 7:00am The Pingu Show 7:10am Charlie and Lola 7:25am Timmy Time 7:35am Chuggington 7:45am Pinky Dinky Doo 8:00am Barney's Barrier Reef 8:30am Dennis and Gnasher 8:40am The Scooby-Doo Show 8:52am The Owl 9:05am Scoop 9:30am Wingin' It 9:50am Shaun the Sheep 10:00am Friday Download 11:00am Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:30pm Great British Menu 1:00pm As You Like It 3:00pm Flog It! 3:30pm Golf

4:55am ITV Nightscreen 6:30am ITV Morning News 7:00am CITV 9:25am Dinner Date 10:25am ITV News 10:30am Ade in Britain 11:30am May the Best House Win Game show in which the owners of some of Britain's most interesting and unusual homes compete against each other in a bid to win a cash prize. 12:30pm Long Lost Family 1:30pm ITV News and Weather 1:40pm Dickinson's Real Deal 2:40pm Murder, She Wrote Drama series about a sleuthing writer who solves murder mysteries. 3:45pm French Open

5:45am St. Elsewhere 6:35am Countdown 7:20am The Hoobs 7:45am The Hoobs 8:10am Paralympic World Cup Highlights 9:05am Everybody Loves Raymond 9:30am Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00am Frasier 10:30am Frasier 11:00am Sunday Brunch 1:30pm The Big Bang Theory 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory 2:30pm The Simpsons 3:00pm The Simpsons 3:35pm Volcano Mick Jackson's disaster movie is set in Los Angeles, where, to use the movie's tagline, 'the coast is toast'. The famous La Brea tar pits start bubbling, the first signs that a dormant volcano beneath the city has come to life, and before long lava is flowing through the sewers and the streets.

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12:10am Room 101 Extended edition of Room 101. 12:50am The Football League Show Highlights from the day's Football League games. 1:40am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 1:45am Ewan McGregor: Cold Chain Mission 2:45am Holby City 3:45am Fake Britain 4:30am Great British Railway Journeys 5:00am Great British Menu 5:30am BBC News

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12:40am Episodes 1:10am Grandma's House Sitcom about a television presenter searching for something more meaningful to do with his life. 1:40am Tadpole 2:50am BBC News 5:30am Pages from Ceefax

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5:40am Lee Nelson's Well Good Show 8:00pm F1 the Monaco Grand Prix Highlights 8:50pm Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 11:00pm Family Guy 11:22pm Family Guy 11:45pm American Dad! 12:07am American Dad! 12:30am Snog, Marry, Avoid? 1:00am Russell Howard's Good News 1:30am Euro's Most Shocking Moments 3:00am England's Worst Ever Football Team 3:55am Russell Howard's Good News 4:25am Lip Service

8:00pm The Himalayas 9:00pm Cobra Ferrari Wars 10:00pm Imagine Investigative documentary series in which various aspects of the arts are explored. 11:10pm We'll Take Manhattan 12:40am Pink Floyd: Wish You Were Here 1:40am Pink Floyd Miscellany: 19672005 2:40am Delius: Composer, Lover, Enigma 4:10am The Himalayas

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12:00am House 1:00am Spartacus: Blood and Sand 2:15am Street Crime UK 2:40am Street Crime UK 3:10am Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 4:00am Hairspray: The School Musical 5:20am Justin Lee Collins: 180

SKY MOVIES COMEDY 5:50am A Nanny for Christmas 7:25am Death Becomes Her 9:10am Head of State 10:50am Wild Target 12:30pm Death at a Funeral 2:10pm Just Go with it

5:05pm Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame 6:55pm Elizabeth II: A Diamond Jubilee Celebration 7:55pm 5 News 8:00pm Cricket England v West Indies. 9:00pm Once Upon a Time 10:00pm Britain's Funniest Comedy Characters

12:50am Comedy Kings - Best of Just for Laughs 1:20am The Walking Dead US drama series. After waking up from a coma in an abandoned Atlanta hospital, Officer Rick Grimes embarks on a survivalist adventure in a world overrun by zombies. 2:15am Super Casino

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5:20am Bill Bailey's Birdwatching Bonanza 6:10am A Different Breed 7:00am The Hour of Power 8:00am Sun, Sea and A&E 9:00am It's Me or the Dog 10:00am Oops TV 11:00am World Wrestling Entertainment Superstars 12:00pm WWE Experience 1:00pm Obese: A Year to Save My Life UK 2:00pm Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 3:00pm Dog Patrol 3:30pm Dog Patrol 4:00pm Dog Patrol 4:30pm Dog Patrol 5:00pm Dog Patrol 5:30pm Emergency Abroad 6:30pm A League of Their Own 7:00pm A League of Their Own 7:30pm A League of Their Own 8:00pm The Simpsons 8:30pm The Simpsons 9:00pm Starlings 10:00pm Hawaii Five-0 11:00pm NCIS: Los Angeles

9:00am Little Princess 9:20am The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 9:30am Angelina Ballerina 9:45am Rupert Bear 10:00am Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 10:15am The Mr. Men Show 10:30am Roary the Racing Car 10:45am The Milkshake! Show 11:00am Meerkat Manor 11:25am Grey's Anatomy 12:20pm The Restaurant Inspector 1:20pm Patch Adams 3:35pm Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin

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SKY MOVIES DRAMA 5:20am Smooch 7:00am My Last Five Girlfriends 8:30am Housesitter 10:15am The Sound of Music 1:10pm 3 Men and a Baby 2:55pm What Women Want

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BBC3 5:25am Don't Blame the Dog 8:00pm The Voice UK 9:30pm The Voice UK 10:00pm Britain's Hidden Homeless 11:00pm EastEnders 11:30pm Snog, Marry, Avoid? 12:00am Family Guy 12:22am Family Guy 12:45am American Dad! 1:05am American Dad! 1:25am Britain's Hidden Homeless 2:25am Snog, Marry, Avoid? 2:55am Are My Fake Breasts Safe? 3:55am Don't Blame the Dog 4:50am Lip Service 5:50am Snog, Marry, Avoid?

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4:00pm Dickinson's Real Deal 5:00pm Midsomer Murders 6:00pm The Chase Quiz show in which four contestants must pit their wits against The Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning at all costs. 7:00pm Local News and Weather 7:30pm ITV News and Weather 8:00pm Emmerdale Popular long-running soap opera, set in a Yorkshire village. 8:30pm Coronation Street More drama and turmoil from the residents of Coronation Street in the longest running TV Soap. 9:00pm Queen and I 9:30pm Coronation Street More drama and turmoil from the residents of Coronation Street in the longest running TV Soap. 10:00pm 56 Up 11:00pm ITV News and Weather A round-up of the latest news headlines and a national weather forecast. 11:35pm Born in the USSR: 28 Up

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12:55am Random Acts 1:00am Embarrassing Bodies 2:00am My Big Fat Fetish 2:55am Empire Records 4:40am Whatever Turns You On 4:45am St. Elsewhere 5:35am Smallville

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5:35am Deal or No Deal 6:30am Countdown 7:15am The Hoobs 7:40am The Hoobs 8:05am Liz Johnson 'Night Swimmer' 8:10am Freshly Squeezed 8:35am According to Jim 9:00am Everybody Loves Raymond 9:30am Frasier 10:00am Undercover Boss Australia 11:00am Location, Location, Location 12:00pm The Renovation Game 1:00pm Channel 4 News 1:05pm Four in a Bed 1:30pm Superscrimpers: Waste Not, Want Not 2:00pm The One That Got Away

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Satellite channels SKY1 5:20am Justin Lee Collins: 180 6:10am A Different Breed 7:00am Oops TV 8:00am Luton Airport 8:30am Luton Airport 9:00am Stargate SG-1 10:00am Stargate SG-1 11:00am Law and Order 12:00pm Law and Order 1:00pm Oops TV 2:00pm Medical Emergency 2:30pm Medical Emergency 3:00pm The 4400 4:00pm Stargate SG-1 5:00pm Stargate SG-1 6:00pm Modern Family 6:30pm Modern Family 7:00pm The Middle 7:30pm Futurama 8:00pm The Simpsons 8:30pm The Simpsons 9:00pm Road Wars 10:00pm A League of Their Own 11:00pm Spartacus: Blood and Sand 12:15am Ross Kemp: Extreme World 1:15am Road Wars 2:15am Luton Airport 2:40am Luton Airport 3:05am Brit Cops: Frontline Crime 3:55am Caribbean Cops 4:45am 99 Most Bizarre... 5:35am Real Filth Fighters

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5:25am Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas 7:00am The Chaperone 8:50am The Eagle 10:50am Reign of Fire 12:35pm Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 3:00pm The Other Guys 4:50pm The Matrix Revolutions 7:00pm The Eagle 9:00pm Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 11:30pm The Other Guys 1:20am The Matrix Revolutions 3:30am The Warrior's Way 5:15am The Chaperone

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HE balcony is small, about three metres by two metres. A slate grey sea stretches ahead, framed by mountains to the North and sky to the East. From here I can see the curve of the Earth. This is my balcony. From this perch I write, paint, read and drink Cava. Last week my friend Kerry and I reminisced about our respective pasts. The following day I watched a flotilla of wind surfers glide, eddy and capsize with the tide. Today I am charting the steady progress of a Guardia launch as it knifes its way through Suzanne has a degree in Fine Art from Goldsmiths and an the waves towards MA in Writing from Lancaster University. She is currently Tabarka. From this teaching in Alicante and writing a book for teenagers (which doesn’t have a vampire as its central character). balcony I ponder my future whilst hovering in limbo like a drugged and IDYLLIC: A fantastic perspective from which to muse on life and happiness. slightly deranged Eurydice awaiting Orpheus, the ultimate in unreliable boyfriends. The Cava is cold and crisply dry, the way I like it, and a gentle breeze ruffles the pines below. The scene is idyllic and yet...and yet. Humans are by nature discontented. It is what drives us to achieve and to invent and to conquer. God’s cruellest trick was to give man rational thought and its riches. I sit and marvel at the and an interesting (if exhausting) In the UK it has been proposed free will for without it we would wonderful view; my life, which is job, and yet... and yet I am still that schools offer their students be benignly furrowing and so much richer for being here in not happy. lessons in happiness. How on hunting, happy in our existence Spain, is a good one. I have good But what is happiness? What earth do they teach that? Perhaps and in our claim to the Earth and memories, some good friends constitutes a happy life? the government could replace all

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teachers with clowns (ugh!) and offer mountains of hot fudge sundaes, liposuction and nose jobs as part of the curriculum. How would you assess the end results? What tests are there for happiness? Could we measure the size of the smile or the inability to protest? There you go, our students are happy because they don’t complain; a job well done, ‘A ‘Levels in Contentment to all candidates with university offers to study Prozac Induced Pliability. One has to despair at the extent of ‘nannying’ which takes place in Western society. Unhappiness, unfortunately, is an important part of the human condition; better to teach our children how to deal with it rather than avoid it. Sadness, tragedy and despondency, not to mention boredom, are part of the human condition and they are what make us who we are. If I could go back in time and prevent the deaths, divorces, sadness that have befallen friends, family and myself I would, (in a heartbeat) but I for one would not be who I am, (for good or bad) without those experiences. I can’t change my past but I can most certainly learn to deal with it. The launch has gone, the sun is setting and the bottle is empty, but my life, if truth be told, is full.

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5:35am The Jeremy Kyle Show The Jeremy Kyle Show deals with family and relationship issues, and also takes a look at the everyday conflicts that affect our lives.6:30am ITV Morning News 7:00am Daybreak Lively breakfast show featuring the latest news alongside showbiz, entertainment, health and lifestyle features. 9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning 12:25pm ITV News 12:30pm This Morning 1:30pm Loose Women 2:30pm ITV News and Weather 3:00pm May the Best House Win

5:35am Smallville 6:15am Deal or No Deal 7:10am Oscar Pistorius 'One Giant Leap' 7:15am The Hoobs 7:40am The Hoobs 8:05am Freshly Squeezed 8:35am According to Jim 9:00am Everybody Loves Raymond 9:30am Frasier 10:00am Undercover Boss Australia 11:00am Location, Location, Location 12:00pm The Renovation Game 1:00pm Channel 4 News 1:05pm Four in a Bed 1:35pm Superscrimpers: Waste Not, Want Not 2:05pm Hills of Home

7:00am Thomas and Friends 7:10am The Wotwots! 7:20am City of Friends 7:35am Jelly Jamm 7:50am Peppa Pig 7:55am Castle Farm 8:00am Little Princess 8:10am Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 8:20am The Mr. Men Show 8:35am Thomas and Friends 8:45am Make Way for Noddy 9:00am Fifi and the Flowertots 9:15am Peppa Pig 9:25am Peppa Pig 9:30am Roary the Racing Car 9:45am Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00am Olivia 10:15am The Wright Stuff 12:10pm Live with... 1:10pm 5 News 1:15pm Highland Emergency 1:45pm Highland Emergency 2:15pm Home and Away 2:45pm Neighbours 3:15pm Law and Order

4:00pm Regional News 4:05pm Dick 'N' Dom Go Wild 4:35pm Prank Patrol Down Under 4:47pm Deadly 60 Bites 5:00pm Copycats 5:30pm Who Let the Dogs Out? 6:00pm Newsround 6:15pm Pointless 7:00pm BBC News 7:30pm Regional News 8:00pm The One Show 8:30pm EastEnders Another visit to the residents of Albert Square, for a regular dose of drama, excitement and tears. 9:00pm Holby City 10:00pm Silk 11:00pm BBC News The latest national and international news stories, followed by Weather. 11:25pm Regional News All the latest local news. 11:30pm Weather The latest weather information. 11:35pm The Apprentice

4:00pm Heir Hunters 4:45pm Hairy Bikers' Best of British 5:30pm Flog It! 6:15pm Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 7:00pm Eggheads 7:30pm TOTP2 8:30pm Great British Menu The country's top chefs compete for the opportunity to cook a banquet at London's Gherkin building. Every week, two chefs representing one of seven British regions will compete to make a starter, a fish course, a main course and a dessert for the judges. 9:00pm Springwatch The marathon live wildlife event continues with up-to-the-minute reports on your favourite animal stars. 10:00pm Great Ormond Street Cameras follow Great Ormond Street Hospital's doctors as they come face-to-face with the most difficult ethical dilemmas on a daily basis. 11:00pm QI Stephen Fry hosts the quiz show in which contestants are rewarded more if their answers are 'quite interesting'. 11:30pm Newsnight Comprehensive coverage of the day's important national and international news stories.

4:00pm Dickinson's Real Deal 5:00pm Midsomer Murders 6:00pm The Chase Quiz show in which four contestants must pit their wits against The Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning at all costs. A thrilling battle of brainpower and quickthinking ensues, with each contestant trying to outrun the Chaser and bank their prize money before the final round, when the surviving team members join forces to try and win thousands of pounds. 7:00pm Local News and Weather 7:30pm ITV News and Weather 8:00pm Emmerdale Popular long-running soap opera, set in a Yorkshire village. 8:30pm Trash to Treasure 9:00pm Countrywise Jubilee 10:00pm Prince Charles: The Royal Restoration 11:00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather Round-up of the day's news. 11:35pm Grimefighters A brand new series which follows the daily lives of Britain's clean up teams, including pest controllers, restaurant inspectors and litter pickers.

4:05pm London Dreaming 4:10pm Countdown 5:00pm Deal or No Deal 6:00pm Come Dine with Me 7:00pm The Simpsons 7:30pm Hollyoaks 8:00pm Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 8:55pm 4thought.tv 9:00pm Embarrassing Bodies 10:00pm Jimmy and the Giant Supermarket 11:00pm Hidden Talent The series finale catches up with some of the amazing individuals who found their hidden talents to discover how the experience has changed their lives, and includes unseen footage of their extraordinary journeys. Nineteen-year-old James Whinnery showed he had a remarkable hidden talent for learning languages: a surprise for James, who didn't have a GCSE in French, had dropped out of his A-levels and was living in a homeless hostel after falling out with his mother.

4:05pm Winter Solstice 6:00pm 5 News 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Home and Away 7:30pm 5 News 8:00pm Cricket England v West Indies. 9:00pm War Hero in My Family 10:00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 11:00pm CSI: NY 11:55pm CSI: Miami

12:35am Prime 2:15am Weatherview 2:20am The Apprentice 3:20am Horizon 4:20am The 1952 Show 5:05am Great British Menu 5:35am BBC News

12:20am She-Wolves: England's Early Queens 1:20am BBC News The latest national and international news stories, followed by Weather. 4:50am In My Shoes 5:00am In My Shoes

12:05am Nature's Fury Series in which adventurer filmmaker Chris Terrill looks at some of the world's biggest storms getting as close as possible to find out why people continue to live in their deadly paths. In this episode, he chases the Great Asian Monsoon across India to experience the impact it has on those living in its path. 1:05am Jackpot247 3:35am Loose Women 4:25am ITV Nightscreen

12:05am Random Acts 12:10am Alan Carr: Chatty Man 1:15am Pokerstars.Co.UK 2:15am Kotv Boxing 2:40am Sailing 3:05am Mobil 1 The Grid 3:30am British GT 3:55am Freesports on 4 4:25am Freesports on 4 4:50am FIA GT1 Championship 5:45am The Paralympic Show

5:15am BBC News 7:00am Breakfast 10:15am Fake Britain 11:00am Homes Under the Hammer 11:58am BBC News and Weather 12:00pm Cowboy Trap 12:45pm Cash in the Attic 1:13pm BBC News and Weather 1:15pm Bargain Hunt 2:00pm BBC News 2:30pm Regional News 2:45pm Doctors 3:15pm Escape to the Country

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5:50am Snog, Marry, Avoid? 8:00pm Total Wipeout 9:00pm Don't Tell the Bride 10:00pm Britain Unzipped 11:00pm EastEnders 11:30pm Russell Howard's Good News 12:00am Family Guy 12:22am Family Guy 12:45am American Dad! 1:07am American Dad! 1:30am Britain Unzipped 2:25am Russell Howard's Good News 2:55am England's Worst Ever Football Team 3:55am Don't Tell the Bride 4:50am Lee Nelson's Well Good Show 5:20am Britain's Hidden Homeless

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1:10am Hardball 3:05am You Can Count on Me 5:00am The Top Ten Show 2012 5:15am Listen to Your Heart

5:35am Real Filth Fighters 6:05am Don't Forget the Lyrics 7:00am Oops TV 8:00am Luton Airport 8:30am Luton Airport 9:00am Stargate SG-1 10:00am Stargate SG-1 11:00am Law and Order 12:00pm Law and Order 1:00pm Oops TV 2:00pm Medical Emergency 2:30pm Medical Emergency 3:00pm The 4400 4:00pm Stargate SG-1 5:00pm Stargate SG-1 6:00pm Futurama 6:30pm Modern Family 7:00pm The Middle 7:30pm Futurama 8:00pm The Simpsons 8:30pm The Simpsons 9:00pm Touch 10:00pm Starlings 11:30pm Planet of the Apes 1:50am Luton Airport 2:20am Luton Airport 2:50am Brit Cops: Frontline Crime 3:45am Ross Kemp on Gangs 4:40am 99 Most Bizarre... 5:35am Real Filth Fighters

SKY MOVIES COMEDY 5:55am When in Rome 7:30am Soul Men 9:15am Meatballs 10:50am Just Married 12:30pm Easy A 2:10pm Hall Pass 4:00pm Little Fockers 5:40pm Just Married 7:20pm Easy A

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SKY MOVIES DRAMA 5:05am Guess Who's Coming to Dinner 7:05am Mercy 8:40am You Can Count on Me 10:40am Street Dance 2 Special 11:10am Cocktail 1:00pm Love and Other Drugs 3:00pm The King's Speech 5:10pm Remember Me 7:10pm The Company Men 9:00pm Love and Other Drugs 11:00pm The King's Speech

12:15am Bunraku 2:25am Scott Pilgrim vs. The World 4:25am Unthinkable

TCM 10:15am Murder in Three Acts 12:10pm Fort Massacre 1:45pm Maverick 2:50pm Rawhide 4:00pm Comanche 5:40pm ¡Viva Zapata! 7:50pm The Big Sleep 10:00pm A Perfect Murder 12:00am 3,000 Miles to Graceland 2:30am Canyon River 3:50am Teleshopping


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7:25am Timmy Time 7:35am Chuggington 7:45am Pinky Dinky Doo 8:00am Roar 8:30am The League of Super Evil 8:37am Léon 8:45am Frankenstein's Cat 8:55am Newsround 9:00am Ed and Oucho's Excellent Inventions 9:30am Nina and the Neurons: In the Lab 9:45am Big City Park 10:00am Tinga Tinga Tales 10:10am Little Charley Bear 10:20am Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 10:30am Bob the Builder: Project Build It 10:40am The Koala Brothers 10:50am ZingZillas 11:05am Iconicles 11:30am Driver Dan's Story Train 11:40am Waybuloo 12:00pm In the Night Garden 12:30pm Beyond the Reef 2:00pm See Hear 2:30pm To Buy or Not to Buy 3:15pm The Weakest Link 4:00pm Heir Hunters

4:25am ITV Nightscreen 6:30am ITV Morning News 7:00am Daybreak 9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning 12:25pm ITV News 12:30pm This Morning 1:30pm Loose Women 2:30pm ITV News and Weather 3:00pm May the Best House Win

4:45pm Hairy Bikers' Best of British 5:30pm Flog It! 6:15pm Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 7:00pm Eggheads 7:30pm TOTP2 8:30pm Great British Menu 9:00pm Springwatch The marathon live wildlife event continues with up-to-the-minute reports on your favourite animal stars. 10:00pm Afghanistan The Great Game a Personal View by Rory Stewart. 11:00pm The Apprentice Self-made millionaire Lord Alan Sugar puts a group of 16 applicants through the toughest challenge of their lives. Each week they are split into teams and given a business challenge. At the end of each challenge one person is fired. The last person standing wins the coveted prize of a six-figure salary and the opportunity to work for one of the most successful business moguls in the world. 11:30pm Newsnight Comprehensive coverage of the day's important national and international news stories.

4:00pm Dickinson's Real Deal 5:00pm Midsomer Murders 6:00pm The Chase 7:00pm Regional News and Weather 7:30pm ITV News and Weather 8:00pm Emmerdale Popular long-running soap opera, set in a Yorkshire village. 8:30pm The Unforgettable Tribute to some of television's most loved entertainers. 9:00pm Lewis 11:00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather 11:35pm Unforgiven

BBC4 8:00pm World News Today 8:30pm Great British Railway Journeys 9:00pm Delphi: The Bellybutton of the Ancient World 10:00pm The Story of Variety with Michael Grade 11:00pm Evidently...John Cooper Clarke 12:00am the Old Grey Whistle Test John Cooper Clarke. 12:40am Imagine 1:50am Delphi: The Bellybutton of the Ancient World 2:45am Great British Railway Journeys 3:15am The Story of Variety with Michael Grade

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6:15am Wildlife SOS 6:35am Wildlife SOS 7:00am Thomas and Friends 7:10am The Wotwots! 7:20am City of Friends 7:35am Jelly Jamm 7:45am Peppa Pig 7:50am Castle Farm 8:00am Little Princess 8:10am Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 8:20am The Mr. Men Show 8:35am Thomas and Friends 8:45am Make Way for Noddy 9:00am Fifi and the Flowertots 9:10am Peppa Pig 9:15am Peppa Pig 9:25am Peppa Pig 9:30am Roary the Racing Car 9:45am Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00am Olivia 10:15am The Wright Stuff 12:10pm Live with... 1:10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1:15pm Highland Emergency 1:45pm Highland Emergency 2:15pm Home and Away 2:45pm Neighbours 3:15pm Law and Order

4:10pm Countdown 5:00pm Deal or No Deal 6:00pm Come Dine with Me 7:00pm The Simpsons 7:30pm Hollyoaks 8:00pm Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 8:55pm 4thought.tv 9:00pm Secret Eaters Anna Richardson exposes the country's secret eating habits, one household at a time. 10:00pm 24 Hours in A and E 11:00pm The Killing 11:55pm Random Acts

4:15pm Miles From Nowhere Sentimental drama in which a high-school football star quits the sport in order to honour the memory of his best friend, an athlete recently killed in a car accident. Upon learning that his late friend was on a mission to run a four-minute mile, the boy turns his attention to the track and attempts to reach the near-impossible target himself. In the process, the lad alienates those around him, including his former team-mates and his father. 6:00pm 5 News at 5 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Home and Away 7:30pm 5 News 8:00pm The Gadget Show: World Tour Entertainment show devoted to testing gadgets to their limit. Jason Bradbury and Pollyanna Woodward travel the globe, reviewing the best cutting-edge tech the world has to offer. 9:00pm Emergency Bikers Documentary series following Britain's emergency paramedic and police bikers. 10:00pm NCIS US crime drama series. 11:00pm Law and Order: Special Victims Unit 11:55pm Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

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2:00am Jackpot247 4:00am The Lion in Winter It's Christmas 1183 and an ageing and conniving King Henry II plans a reunion where he hopes to name his successor. He summons his imprisoned wife, his mistress, his three sons and King Philip of France. With the fate of Henry's empire at stake, everybody engages in their own brand of deception and treachery to stake their claim.

11:35pm Unforgiven

12:00am 2 Broke Girls 12:30am Desperate Housewives As her trial nears, Bree begins to fall for her charming lawyer, Trip. 1:30am Fred Perry Presents Subculture 1:50am Music on 4 Favourites 2:25am Rumer 2:40am Spotlight 2:50am Karima Francis 3:05am Barclaycard Mercury Prize Sessions 3:20am Launched at Red Bull Studios 3:35am Little Fish 5:20am Drifting 5:35am Deal or No Deal

12:50am Pokerstars The Big Game is a highstakes cash game with a twist. 1:50am Super Casino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. 5:00am House Doctor 5:25am Divine Designs 5:50am Divine Designs

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SKY MOVIES COMEDY 5:45am A Nanny for Christmas 7:20am Our Family Wedding 9:10am Top Secret 10:50am Life as We Know it 12:50pm Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son 2:40pm Transformers: Dark of the Moon Special 3:10pm Paul

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6:00am In the Line of Duty: Smoke Jumpers 7:35am The Mighty Ducks 9:20am D2: The Mighty Ducks 11:10am D3: The Mighty Ducks 1:00pm Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 3:20pm True Grit

5:15pm The Bounty Hunter 7:10pm Predators 9:00pm True Grit 11:00pm Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 1:30am Behind Enemy Lines 3:30am Johnny Mnemonic 5:15am Transformers: Dark of the Moon Special 5:45am The Mighty Ducks

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•ANGLICAN CHURCH Costa del Sol West: Holy Communion Sundays. 952 808 605.

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•CALAHONDA CHURCH - Evangelical Christian Fellowship - Sundays 4.30pm 952 588 160. www.calahonda

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• ACE BRIDGE, 4pm at Pueblo Lopez. Computer scoring also Mon, Thurs and Sat. Contact 952 485 678 or ace.bridgeclub@yahoo.com. • AGE CARE ASSOCIATION: El Zoco, Calahonda 11am-1pm – 655 903 182. www.agecarecosta.org. • AGE CONCERN Estepona and Manilva:acesteponaymanilva@age concern-espana.org or 650 163 928. • COLMENAR DISTRICT SOCIAL CLUB: 951 163 071. • ESTEPONA FLORAL ART CLUB flower arranging third Tuesday of

month. 951 170 573 www.facebook.com/ estepona floralartclub.com •LUX MUNDI DUTCH LAGUAGE LIBRARY, Calle Nueva, Fuengirola, 3pm-5pm. • MABS Cancer Support Group: 952 833 568. • MARBELLA HEALING CIRCLE fortnightly: www marbellahealing circle.com. • SOUTHERN SOUND BARBERSHOP CHORUS Lux Mundi, Fuengirola, 5pm-6pm. 952 473 051.

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small friendly group 4.30pm Age Concern centre. 952 780 243. • TORREMOLINOS AND DISTRICT SOCIAL CLUB meets at ‘The Bailey’ Torremolinos. Call 952 386 172. • SEPE COFFEE MORNING, La Alqueria: 610 775 413. • THE ACHIEVERS TOAST MASTERS CLUB, Nueva Andalucía: 646 533 112. • LIONS CLUB La Cala de Mijas: Second and fourth Wednesday of month. 952 494 323.

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• AGE CARE ASSOCIATION dropin centres various locations: 691 761 088 or www.agecarecosta.org. • CHARITY SHOP El Zoco, Calahonda, Monday-Friday 10am4pm, Thursday until 7pm, Saturday 10am-2pm. •FUN PAELLA NIGHTS at The Yucatan, San Pedro, in aid of animal rescue: €15 without drinks. Call 952 781 177 or mailto:info@ animalcharter. com info@ animalcharter.com. •MOTHER AND TODDLER GROUP The Ark Christian Fellowship, Fuengirola, Tues and Thurs, 11am


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IN the midst of the most terrible war in the history of mankind, WWI, with England stalemated and thwarted wherever it turns, someone of immense power and prestige turns to Sherlock Holmes to do something he believes no one else in the world can do. Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are sent into war-torn Bolshevik Russia to rescue the

GEMINI (May 22 - June 21) There are so many things to do or try that you should be spoiled for choice. No, don't settle down in front of the TV. Get out, make some friends and aim to learn something new every day. That may only be the name of your neighbour on the bus but it counts. You are charming and urbane, so don't keep it all to yourself.

CANCER (June 22 - July 23) When your feelings are so positive, which they should be now, it is hard to remember that they have ever been any other way. You may have a plan in mind for a new activity to get the adrenalin flowing. How much more enjoyable, though, to find someone to share this with you. Book that course and maybe you will meet them there.

LEO (July 24 - August 23) After a few recent excesses, bad habits can prove hard to shake off. Remember that any time of the year is a good time to make a fresh start. Don't put off looking after your health any more than you would put off stashing a cheque in the bank. Use it or lose it? You know it makes sense. Think about combining health with a holiday.

VIRGO (August 24 - September 23) It happens that energy is sometimes low. Take the chance to read up on why this could be.

Just joking A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife in Mallorca and said: “See… here is the monkey of the jungle.” His wife said laughing, “That’s a CAT …” He said back to his wife, “I am talking to the cat!”

IF ITʼS YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK: Having closed a chapter already this year, it now seems that another is set to close, too. There is a kind of momentum to all this, pushed on by Jupiter. You have control but only if you are flexible and expect nothing to be black and white.

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Born May 29, 1947, he is a Spanish TV and radio presenter but is best known for his work as a dubbing actor. He has dubbed the voices of Clint Eastwood, Anthony Hopkins, Roger Moore, Arnold Schwarzenegger, William Shatner, Sean Connery, and James Earl Jones as Darth Vader, amongst others, in the Spanish versions of several of their films. He has been very successful as a presenter and received several awards. He was the main commentator for the Barcelona Olympic Games in 1992.

comes to your health. Although you are feeling good now you will soon have problems because you are more concerned with others than yourself. This can be good but can also be overdone.

this week and spend much more time on yourself. There will be plenty of opportunities to look after others when you are feeling 100 per cent yourself. Stay in control of day-to-day plans. .

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With so much going on, you are in danger of burning yourself to a frazzle. You won't realise until you have done it, so make a point of getting some peace and quiet, preferably both of them at the same time. Relax and don't even think about things that are unchangeable. Time will sort out most things for you.

Your tendency to see yourself through the eyes of others can lead you to undervalue your worth. This could see you going pear-shaped, emotionally. Try not to believe everything that you are told because there are always at least two ways of seeing things. Be positive. You are capable of so much. Take care of your needs on a daily basis.

Keep up the pace this week so that you have plenty to discuss and 'write home aboutʼ. With your mind so active, you are capable of doing in a day what would normally take a week. By-pass those who try to slow you down. There will be plenty of time to be a plod later.

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PISCES (February 20 - March 20) Others may be changing their minds, and generally being a bit of a pain. That may irritate you but it is no reason to change your plans. Both you and your colleagues will be glad that you did in the longer term. You may need to find some peace and space for yourself come the weekend.

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The clues are mixed, some clues are in Spanish and some are in English. Across 1 Horse (7) 7 December (9) 8 Rich (wealthy) (4) 9 Expensive (4) 11 Blancanieves (4,5) 12 Pasas (7)

of Yorkshire (7) 15 Itʼs a boat care of motoring organisationʼs trainee engineer (7) 16 Just one facet of the view (6) 17 Almost honing, perhaps (4,2) 19 Terrier in car is ill (5) 21 Order a fun year for animal life (5)

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Choosing a pedigree puss START with the Feline Advisory Bureau website (www.fabcats.org) and look up which breeds have hereditary diseases or defects. Find a good breed society. There will be lists of kittens or breeders online. Breed societies have a code of conduct for breeders. 1. Are the mother cat and kittens kept in the house or in a pen? You want a kitten that is brought up in the house. If there are lots of cat pens in the garden, drive away. 2. How do you socialise your kittens? Avoid the breeder who doesn’t know what this means or gives a vague answer. 3. Can I come and visit before the kittens are ready? Check before committing yourself. 4. Are your kittens vaccinated? Good breeders vaccinate their kittens before selling them. 5. Discuss any breed

disorders with the breeder. For instance, ask if they have a certificate showing the mother is free from PKD (polycystic kidney disease) if the breed has this problem. If not, don’t buy. Your cat is likely to die young if it carries the PKD gene. 6. A vet’s or vet nurse’s recommendation can be helpful but can only be completely reliable if they have seen the kittens in their home environment.

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Partnered by politicians EWN reader Mike Brackenridge gets straight to the nub of why we suffer the long queues I mentioned. He reminds us there was high unemployment in Spain when times were good. He blames absurdly high employees’ social security payments and politically inspired draconian tax and labour laws. Putting it simply; politicians put two bricks around the necks of businesses then fail to figure out why they can’t swim. If politicians could be taught to stop interfering with matters they have no experience in, or consult businesses first, the jobless total could be radically reduced. If every business was obliged to put ‘Partnered by Politicians’ next to their trading name we would all get the message. It is doubtful if politicians would.

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Lickity Split THIS is my cat Cleo grooming herself in a funny position. Her stomach was shaved as she had just been sterilized. The red nails are special caps called ‘soft claws’ which were invented by a vet and stop her from scratching me and the furniture!

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Justice not so swift for some PLEASE take a seat; you will need to on learning that a Murcia bar owner has been handed a €6,000 fine because one of his chairs collapsed under the weight of customer. It was ruled that such a seat should be constructed to take the weight of any person. If that is not farcical, consider too the case took nearly eight years for a finding to be delivered. I imagine that particular bar owner won’t be inviting anyone to take a seat in future.


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Running pains RUNNER’S Knee is when the kneecap doesn’t move smoothly, altering the alignment of the knee joint and starts to cause uneven wear of the cartilage and bruise the bones. You feel pain around the kneecap when running and squatting or going up and down stairs can also be uncomfortable. Fix: Short term icing the knee after activity will help with the inflammation, long term looking at the way your feet function can usually correct this issue permanently. Plantar Fasciitis is inflammation of the connective tissue which runs from the heel to the base of your toes under your foot. You feel pain in the heel or arch of the foot usually after resting or those first steps in the morning.

movement, particularly bending the knee and going downhill. Fix: DON’T massage the By outside of the knee where you Estelle Mitchel feel the pain – this will make it www.thebodyworksclinic.com worse! Short term; rest and apply ice to the knee and massage the outside of the thigh only. Proper PREPARE: Make sure stretching, reducing hill you do a proper running and getting warm-up followed correct shoes and by stretches before orthotics will all help running as this will long term. prevent injuries. Back Pain Running is a high impact sport. When we walk, every step puts 1½ times our body weight through our heels, ankles and knees. When we run this increases to up to seven times our weight putting pressure on the spine. Fix: Strengthen your core abdominal muscles so they support the back and make sure your running shoes offer you enough support. Again, orthotics will help enormously. Shin Splint is the most common cause of exercise induced leg pain. Pain and tenderness on the inside front of the shin often caused by too much running on hard surfaces. Overpronation at the foot, excessive rotation of the hips and tight calf muscles are often the mechanical causes of the problem.

Fix: Again ice can help. Also, get a tennis ball and place it under your foot to massage and stretch the area. For a more permanent fix, computerised prescriptive orthotics is the way to go. Achilles Tendonitis is inflammation of the tendon at the back of the calf and into the heel. You may feel tightness in the calf, the pain often getting worse with continued activity and is most painful where the tendon meets the heel. Fix: Short term; rest and an ice pack. A proper warm up followed by stretches will help but be careful, if left untreated the tendon can tear and this is a MAJOR problem. Iliotibial Band Syndrome (ITB) runs from the outside of your

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Holiday sun; what’s your factor? MANY British holidaymakers are so desperate to get a suntan they ditch sun protection. Even those people who start the holiday by religiously applying lotions and potions stop using them by day four if they haven’t achieved a perfect bronzed complexion. The ‘terrible’ British weather is blamed for this by 68 per cent of those surveyed. Half of people travelling this summer will consider their holiday a complete and utter flop if they don’t walk away with a decent tan. “After weeks of enduring torrential downpours, it is easy to understand why British people crave a bit of sunshine,” said Mel Wilson, head of health at Superdrug, which commissioned the research to launch its ‘What’s Your Factor?’ sun safer campaign. “But these findings show that people are taking their tanning to the extreme by

forgetting the importance of applying sun protection on every day of their annual break. “The idea that people would consider stopping all form of protection by day four of the holiday is ludicrous. “They are risking a multitude of problems from burning, to heat stroke, to early ageing, and even worse, skin cancer.” Five in 10 Brits burn on the very first day of their summer holiday abroad. The findings emerged in a study of 2,000 holidaymakers. Fourteen per cent of Brits do not use sun tan protection on the first day of their holiday and 25 per cent use a low factor. Only three per cent would use sun block factor 50 and over. Thirteen per cent opt for baby oil over sun protection in a bid to get a bronzed body and 16 per cent sunbathe during the hottest part of the day.

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By Bryan Rand WHERE do you start to describe what is simply a ‘must-see’ show? Well, if you like or indeed love the musicals, this show is one you cannot afford to miss, and from the reputation the show has gained, people return to see it again and again. The show stars Steve Shappelle and Adele Lee Peters, with Gemma Llyod and Benjamin James. It is not simply about individual songs from musicals, but brilliantly put together sequences in a stunning two-hour-long programme. The opening, which is ‘Fiddler on the Roof’, brings cheers from the audience as you realise you are about to see something very special and unique, here on the Costa del Sol. Not only does this show bring together four superb voices, it also captures the very essence of the musicals they perform, with skilled interpretation and stunning vocal characterisations, which make it so special. It is obvious to see the passion the company performs with; sheer professionalism, at its very best. And this is why the show has become one of the most successful on the coast.

The programme varies with each performance, such is the vast wealth of musicals to choose from and the sheer skill of the performers. Here is just a taste of what you can expect: Evita, The Lion King, Guys and Dolls, Mary Poppins, West Side Story, Phantom of the Opera, Oklahoma, Calamity Jane, The Sound of Music, The Wizard of Oz, Wicked, Oliver, Chicago and the list goes on... I have to say their performance section of Les Miserables is just an experience on its own, bringing the audience to its feet, with people cheering for more. This is a show you simply have to see for yourself. And hot off the heels of the success of the company’s first appearance at Club Miraflores, they now will be performing every two weeks on what must be one of the most superb outdoor locations the coast has to offer. Restaurant Casablanca, where the show has been resident since last June, continues on alternate Tuesdays with the next performance being on May 29. For reservations call Miraflores on 662 946 734 and Casablanca on 951 272 631


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Spring Fair VILLA LUISA, in Benalmadena Pueblo, was filled with a variety of stalls for the British Society Spring Fair, and attracted many visitors for a pleasant day out. David Mainwaring was the winner of the first prize of a food and drinks hamper. You can find out more about the British Society and the events planned for the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Celebrations by visiting consulting our website at www.britishsocietyspain. com or telephone 952 590 795.

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which seats about 65 and can hold up to 90 people. It is full to capacity most nights, so early entry is advisable. Doors open at 8pm every night and the entertainment starts at till 9.30pm around midnight, although the bar stays open into the early hours. Every Monday, Legends brings a tribute act from the UK and the €5 tickets for these shows sell fast so early booking is advisable. Madonna, Elton John and Elvis are some of the class tribute acts to appear. This Robbie the Monday, Williams Tribute show should not be missed. Another speciality night is Thursday, and every second Thursday sees the coast’s famous drag show with Bunny Lane and K.T. Peters, a really fun-filled night. Alternative Thursdays bring the Motown shows, Tres Divos or the Rat Pack show. Legends is aimed at the more mature generation,

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THIS is the most poignant and accurate tribute to the legendary ‘Big O’ you are ever likely to see, performed by Paul Hopkins. It is not just another tribute show; Paul is someone who can bring Roy Orbison back to life, and into the hearts of his fans worldwide. This is ‘The Roy Orbison Experience Tribute Show’. Roy Orbison was a musical genius and prolific songwriter, and is still sorely missed. The show gives you the chance to see what it might have been like to watch the great man in concert. Dressed all in black, Paul totally encapsulates the persona of Roy Orbison, leading you to believe that you actually are in the presence of this great icon. Paul’s soaring vibrato sends shivers down the spine of everyone in the room. He sings all the songs in the original key

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His performance is so accurate that the audience are spellbound for the entire set. Having the voice is one thing, capturing the essence of the artist is another, but Paul delivers every song in that shy, yet soulful way that we all associate with the legend. Roy Orbison sang behind dark glasses, and hardly spoke to his audience, so all he could rely on was his fabulous voice and sheer magnetism to draw the crowds. Paul has captured this charisma and you can hear a pin drop when he is on stage. ‘Only the Lonely’, ‘Crying’, ‘Pretty Woman’ and ‘You Got It’ are just a few of the classics he performs in this memorable Roy Orbison look-alike, sound-alike show. Paul is appearing at the Miraflores Restaurant and other venues on the Costa.


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CONSEQUENCE of this economic crisis is a steep rise in the number of people who have lost their homes. Many often respectable families have suddenly found themselves unable to keep up the mortgage payments or pay the rent. Faced with very few other options some of the soon to be homeless have taken to squatting. Squatting in Spain has been common practice amongst organised groups in the Barcelona area for the last 20 years but is now on the increase by individuals and ABANDONED: A house in Mijas, with doors families throughout the and windows bricked up, after a recent whole country. It is a unsuccessful attempt by squatters to occupy it. complex legal scenario and By José Luis Navarro should be seen from two and no one generalise; nevertheless, Solicitor and Property Administrator for Intercala different angles. On one side, else. However, squatters fall loosely into two Administration under Spanish High Law, it cannot be groups: ‘compatible’ and Article 47: ‘Every citizen has taken for ‘incompatible’ with the local joseluis@intercala.com www.intercala.com the right to live in a home’ granted that a community. In many cases illegal with Pete Woodall and on the other side, Article judge will occupations have caused severe 33 states: ‘Everyone has the right advantageous way for an owner, always accept a squatting case as problems for the surrounding to legally use and own a property.’ is to start a criminal procedure. a criminal offence. Some judges community and although the To complicate matters further Article 245.2 of Spanish Criminal would consider that a criminal community can do little in court, it the Spanish legal system provides Law states: ‘The one who case would not be appropriate if a can take steps to prevent such two ways by which a property occupies permanently a property property had been left empty for problems occurring in the first owner may protect themselves against the will of its owner will be a long period of time and not well place. Squatters will tend to from illegal occupation. The first is committing a criminal offence and maintained. If this were to be the occupy houses they consider will to sue the squatters, prove that will be sentenced to pay a fine.’ situation then the owner would not cause them future problems they have no legal right to use the As an occupation has to be have to revert to civil procedure abandoned empty houses, property and the judge orders ‘against the will of the owner’ the and sue. without active caring owners them to pack up and move on. only person entitled to instigate Every ‘squat’ is different and it make an easy target. Simple The second, and often more criminal proceedings is the owner is rarely a good idea to steps like closing windows, doors

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GET PUBLISHED on Amazon and other e-reader websites and devices from as little as £200 for a 10,000 word book. Contact Angela@europeaxess .com (95316) OPPORTUNITY to own 2 bed lookout timeshare for Valentine’s week, 7th every year in Las Vegas, fully furnished, luxury apartment, sleeps 6 comfortably, only 6,000€ ono. 951 972 640 / 629 246 474 (96369) FOR RENT: Office in Calahonda facing N340. 108m2. Suitable for an office, shop or warehouse. Tel: 696 206 698 (95423) CARD, gift, sweet shop for sale. 75m2, excellent turnover, fully stocked, including fixtures and fittings. Prime location, Arroyo, 69,000€. 952 660 900 (101675) BARGAIN. 99,000€ ono. Business Belgian Coffee Shop plus Bakery. Excellent profits. Luke 952 198 591 / 951 261 347 (98156)

Buy & Sell Business for Sale BUSINESS FOR SALE! Beachside, hotel (Bed & Breakfast) 9 Bed and staff apartment, reduced for quick sale. Call 952 774 945 / 607 511 512 (96881)

Business Opp.

POOL TABLES, Snooker Tables, Table Tennis Tables, Darts Tel: 666 933 726 www. spainpool.com (101784) CD’s, DVD’s, collections. Large or small. TC will buy them all. Tel. 652 072 600 (98108) SUPERPOOL est. 1985. Pool tables, boxing and mini-vending machines on profit share, also new/second hand domestic tables and accessories. Tel 629 530 233 - www.superpool spain.com (100403) TIM’S SECOND HAND SHOP Buy & Sell. Opening hours Monday to Saturday, 10.30am -2pm. ATALAUA, SAN PEDRO. Call 666 903 499 (101641) WANTED. Records 50’s, 60’s, 70’s. Rock, blues. 650 509 035 (98153) DELFT Pottery. Set of 37 liquer filled houses. Bargain 150€. 952 478 784 (98154) MARBLE Statues (4 season) 1 mtr high, beautifully crafted, ideal indoors or outdoors. 2,000€, 620 702 931 (97761)

Caravans PARKING, STORAGE & SALES. Caravans - Motorhomes - Boats - Cars and Vans etc. Short / long term - Safe & secure, drop off & collections. Excellent rates, discount for long term, 5 mins from Fuengirola. Established 25 years. www.eu rodog.es / info@eurodog.es 679 786 669 / 606 101 807 (88614)

TIMBER Building SL has been a leader in a prefabricated market for the last 28 years with more than 5,500 happy customers. Ring for wooden houses, garden sheds, pergolas, reforms. 666 819 689 (101657) CASAS MOVILES EUROPA has an experience in the mobile home trade, all over Europe for the last 25 years. You can put your trust in us! Ring Jane now on 952 119 053 (101657) CARAVAN Hobby. 22ft. 5 berth. Large tourer. Double bed, shower, clean condition, twin wheel. Ideal extra bedroom or living. Reduced 2,550€. Tel: Terry, Mijas 667 879 271 or 952 591 228 (100491)

Car Boot Sale GENUINE boot sale. Hippodromo every Sunday 9am - 2pm. Sellers 8am. 654 144 414 / 651 585 862 (96873)

Car Hire BOOK your Gibraltar/La Linea car hire online at www.brunoscar.com. Malaga and Gibraltar car hire with inclusive rates. Also cheap airport parking, Malaga. 952 891 415 (98017) T1 CAR HIRE long term from 300€/month. Short term from 70€/week. Delivery & airport service, call 607 334 610 (101322) NO FULL TANK CHARGE, delivery airport, coast and inland. www.rentacar3000.com Tel 639 682 081 or 952 490 692 (94677) CAR HIRE. Quality, legal cars from 70€ per week. Tel 658 031 285 (96863)

Car Transport www.cartransportunique. com, Spain UK Spain, car transport, best rates, call 664 600 806, www.cartransportunique .com (100293)

Carpentry CARPENTER cabinet maker, Irish. Available for all types of property maintenance, plumbing, painting, electrical, kitchens and bathrooms renovated etc. 30 years experience. Very reliable. Tel: 952 441 955 / 677 087 575 (101611) IRISH CARPENTER. Doors, decking, kitchens, bathrooms, all aspects. Established 2002. 952 196 457 / 696 064 019. www.complete-carpentry.com (98114)

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Catering PRIVATE chef service. Hire your own chef for that special occasion. Gift vouchers available. 637 802 743. www.cookingholidayspain. com (96266) REFRIGERATION and catering equipment repairs. Suppliers of commercial catering equipment. Refrigeration, extraction. Stainless steel fabrication. Cold rooms. Tel: 952 387 865 / Mob: 616 933 416 (101329) PERSONAL CHEFS take the stress. PROFESSIONAL, FLEXIBLE, REASONABLE. Spanish cookingbreaks.com/personalchef-service.html or call Pam 671 176 653 (97779)

Chimney Services APEX CHIMNEY SERVICES, professional sweeping, fault detection, smoke testing. Qualified, legal and fully insured. Tel: Bob 696 320 202 (95283)

Chiropractors CHIROPRACTIC Steiner Clinics. British trained, fully qualified, registered chiropractors. Specialists in back and neck pain, sciatica and sports injuries. Edif. Panorama 2a floor no 20 Marbella Torre Real, km 184 in front of Funny Beach, Coca Cola Can. For appointments call, Marbella 952 866 661, Estepona 952 798 296 (100457) MARBELLA Chiropractic. Free spinal check. Mark Lane, Australian trained, licensed chiropractor. C.C. Guadalmina. San Pedro de Alcantara. 952 880 398 www.marbellachiropractic .com (101253)

CLEANING & Laundry. Reliable, friendly, courteous service. Family company. 12 years on Coast. Joan 622 200 336 (100422) UPHOLSTERY and steam cleaning sofas, carpets etc… JA Cleaning Services 626 357 955 (86049) CARPET & UPHOLSTERY PROFESSIONALLY CLEANED 20 YEARS EXPERIENCE WET OR DRY CLEAN, HONEST,RELIABLE SERVICE. PLEASE CALL 678 808 831 / 952 669 701 (101382)

TOTAL CLEANING SOLUTIONS. PROFESSIONAL AND EXPERIENCED CLEANING SERVICES FROM HOUSE CLEANS, CHANGEOVERS TO FULL COMMERCIAL CLEAN, INCLUDING BAR AND RESTAURANT KITCHENS. CALL 633 061 607 / 659 945 915 (95531) OVEN CLEANING, DOMESTIC, COMMERCIAL, LET PROFESSIONAL DO HARD, DIRTY WORK, FROM 35€. 632 569 282 ovencleaningcostadelsol.com (98222)

QUALITY hand finished curtains & soft furnishings, professionally qualified, contact Rachel 952 825 766 or visit www.curtain couturemarbella.com (101370)

Damp Proofing CLEARFLOW DRAIN SERVICES. All drain problems solved. More than 25 years on the coast. Telephone 952 885 661 or 630 200 600 UNBLOCKED DRAINS. New Installation & Problem Solving. Professional Service Guaranteed. All Inclusive. Free Estimate! 690 049 011

Electricians ROOFS, WALLS, BASEMENTS. Without Damp nor Leaks. Your Local Specialists in Damp Proofing. Free Estimate! 690 049 011 (95493) BMT innovated heating & air purification. info@123bmt.com / http://123bmt.com (101660)

Dance

PARTYTIME KARAOKE. Karaoke, Disco, Top Cabaret Artist, Affordable Entertainment, For Your Bar, Restaurant or Private Party www.party timekaraoke.moonfruit.com Tel: 699 767 451 (85885) DANCE Classes. MODERN JIVE CLUB. Five fabulous venues along the coast, dancing every week. Visit: www.JiveS pain.com or call 635 717 211 (98090)

Fencing Services CHAINLINK FENCING erectors, general builders, really competitive prices. Free quotation, no job too big or small, very reliable. Tel: 655 218 466 (93352)

Financial Services

SAN PEDRO Spanish classes. Speak Spanish from day one. Learn in professional environment. Have real conversations in Spanish. Call The Language House on 952 853 027 www.thelanguagehouse.info (96367)

Cleaning Services HOME & OFFICE. Fast, efficient and economical. 952 485 026 www.elscleaning.com (93541) T1

PC DOCTOR desktop and laptop repair centre. Sales and upgrade. ADSL from 20 euro/month. Full range of Internet, Telefonica and Telecom services. Antivirus program 50 euros/year. We cover the coast. Certified & Bilingual technicians. Call Sales 952 591 071. Support 807 488 440 (85148) PC PROBLEMS solved! Error messages fixed, viruses removed. Hardware and software upgrades available. Also one-toone training. Experienced and reliable service, no callout charge. Paul 630 652 338 / 952 493 859 (95507)

For Sale

UNSECURED/Non-Collateral Loans up to €20K. Bad credit OK. FREE app. Form, call 0044 7798 730914 (96998)

Floor Polishing POLISH your marble floor professionally at half price. 671 244 683 (95518) T1

PROFESSIONAL GARDEN CARE. All inclusive. Cleaning. Pruning. Fumigation. And Much More … 647 874 547 (95493) T1 Garden Clearances. Garden out of control? Call the Ateam. 650 200 040 (92837) 39€ / PALM PRUNING!!! General Tree Care. Dead Tree Removal. Free Quotes! 647 874 547 (95493) T1 TREE SURGERY. Pruning and felling of all kinds of trees. Dead tree removal. Free Quotation!!! 692 960 142 (95493) FUMIGATION. LOCAL EXPERTS for all kinds of pests. General Garden Care. Free Quotation! 647 874 547 (95493) T1 PRIVATE Villas & Communities. Cleaning, gardening, fumigation, pruning, irrigation systems and much more … Free estimate! 951 088 826 (95493) CAMPO clearances, strimming and weed control, rotavating and fruit tree pruning. 650 200 040 (92837)

Friendship

Drainage

COMPUTER HELPLINE. Desktop, laptops, upgraded, repaired. New and used supplied. Internet, Email problems solved. 952 564 274 / 677 702 501 (89597)

TONY’S MARBLE RESTORATION SERVICE. Marble and terrace floors, professionally refurbished, quotations without obligation. +34 620 726 875 (98126)

ELECTRICIAN 16th Edition BS7671 qualified, 24 years experience. Rewires, extra sockets, lights, fault finding etc. www.eletriciancosta delsol.com Contact electri cian.in.spain@gmail.com. Call Ian 650 151 569 (95433)

Entertainment

UPHOLSTERY & CARPET CLEANING, including leather, thoroughly cleaned. 952 930 472 / 667 430 518. i n fo @ w w w. t h o r o u g h c l e a n spain.moonfruit.com (101337)

COSTASYS computer support and maintenance. Home and office visits. Support Contracts, ADSL, Wireless, Antivirus, Networks, PC Repairs, Hardware and Software. www.costasys. com or call Steven 622 253 592 (89638) T1

BLITZ marble grinding, polishing, rustic finish, complete service. Terracotta floor treatments. Marbella. Fully insured. 951 901 614 / 608 455 104 (101335)

ELECTRICIAN, re-wiring, bulletins, qualified and all work guaranteed. Reforms. Tel: 669 009 821 (101555)

WINDOW Cleaning, professional, established 12 years. Friendly, reliable service. Call Mike 670 765 742 (101646)

Computers

MARBLE FLOOR (2.50€/m2) WHY PAY MORE. WE CLEAN, CRYSTALLISE THEN POLISH TO HIGH GLOSS NON SLIP. PROFESSIONAL FAST SERVICE. COVER ALL COSTA DEL SOL. 15 YEARS EXPERIENCE, TEL: 671 244 683 (95517) T1

Curtains

CONEJO CLEANING. All types including regular rentals and holiday lets. Most areas. 20 yrs on the coast. Wendy 635 630 370 / 952 964 407 www.conejo cleaning.com (98030)

Classes

WWW.SAXONKARATES PAIN.INFO New beginners course in Shotokan Karate. Improves flexibility, strength, co-ordination, also boosts confidence, discipline, control and respect. Tuesdays and Thursdays 5-6pm. Arroyo Sports Centre. Contact Terry 679 135 183 (95548)

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GARDENER. TREES, HEDGES, PALMS PRUNED, LAWNS, FENCING, STRIMMING, GARDEN TIDIED, MAINTENANCE. STEVE 952 383 722 / 616 669 285 / 654 320 567 (95448)

FIND LOVE IN THE SUN w w w. i w a n t 2 m e e t y o u . c o m . Browse for free Spain’s No 1 online dating site. Bringing ex-pats together. (100329)

GARDENER for private homes, communities, tree pruning, pool maintenance, garden design. Specialist in water systems. Tel: 666 953 892 (96395)

Furniture

29€/WEEK. Cleaning. Garden maintenance and more … 634 355 441 (95493)

SECOND-HAND FURNITURE. HIGH QUALITY AT LOW PRICES. LA NICHE, MARBELLA. 952 765 564 / 622 206 891 / LANICHEMARBELLA@ HOTMAIL.COM (95655) OFFICE FURNITURE for sale. 952 765 564 / 622 206 891 (95655)

Gardening

LANDSCAPING ARCHITECTURE. Water features, computer design, all inclusive. Company established 1990. Free Quotation! 634 355 441 (95493) 30€ PALM CLEANING. P r u n i n g & fu m i g a t i o n . Tre e felling. No tree too tall. Free Quotation! 634 355 441 (95493)

IRRIGATION IRRIGATION SYSTEMS. New Installation and Problem Solving. General Gardening. Free Quotation! 647 874 547 (95493) T1

Gates

MARBLE FLOORS polished. Fast service. Reliable, family run. TERRACOTTA CLEANED and sealed. Wooden floors treated. No job too small. Family run. Cleansol 10am - 10pm 7 days all areas. 952 930 861 / 607 610 578. Discount Code: EWN 1 CLEAN (97756)

Construction

SECURE - IT . Manufactures of gates, railings, staircases, stainless steels, etc. You price it, we slice it. We’ll beat any genuine quote. Call for free estimates. 652 625 050 / 952 465 230 www.secureit-spain.com (95511) EXPRESS Metalwork Services. Gates, grilles and rails. On-site welding and repairs. Scissor gates. Stainless steel specialists. 952 485 261 / 617 065 636 www.express-steel.com (97911)


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www.euroweeklynews.com ABBEYGATE INSURANCE Make the right choice and join the thousands of expatriates who have. We provide a friendly personal service, for all your Home, Motor, Health, Travel or Marine insurance. Call 952 893 380 (68259)

Hire Services MINI DIGGER with skilled operator, all areas covered 678 450 051 (93457)

Golf GOLF CITY Discount Outlet. Benavista turnoff, opposite Crown Plaza Hotel. Massive discounts on all golf clothing and equipment. Beat the airline golf club charges? Quality package sets from 199 euros. Rental sets from 20 euros daily. Golf shoes from 39 euros. 952 896 710. PRO SHOP ATALAYA GOLF CLUB 952 887 702 www.golfci tysports.com (87153)

Handyman Experienced HANDYMAN, electrician, plumbing, painting, decoration. www.handy manspain.com 681 107 418 (93541) HANDYMAN. Plastering, Painting, electrics, plumbing. Any work considered. Gardening. 10€ per hour. 658 451 620 (101546)

Health & Beauty

TOOL HIRE, breakers, compacters, scaffold, gardening equipment, free delivery. www.ian2000.com. 650 200 040 (92837)

HEALTH INSURANCE Competitive prices, English worded policies. Pay monthly or annually. All levels of Cover. Premiums from 25.00 euros a month. Tel: 956 795 453 Abbeygate Insurance (68259)

Home Care

ABBEYGATE INSURANCE Car insurance exclusive for expatriates, save up to 50%. Find out about our price pledge on UK plated cars. Home insurance from 50 euros. Tel: 952 893 380 (68259)

COMFORT & JOY, care in your own home, 15 yrs experience, excellent references, Marbella area. Tlf: 619 027 053 (95498)

Hot Tubs / Spas

EU INSURANCE DIRECT Extra Special Offers. Up to 50 euros cashback for car and home insurance (conditions apply) for new customers. For all your Insurance Needs and the Best Price and Best Cover in English, call Wendy on 952 830 843 / 676 098 464 email info@euinsurancedirect.com www.euinsurancedirect.com (101431)

HOT TUBS, new, used, bought, sold, hired. Also move & repairs. 691 973 131 / 952 793 398 (93498) HOT-TUB COVERS manufactured in the UK, zinc-plate-steel re-enforced hinge. Materials including vinyl, mesh, threads & zips - are MARINE GRADE for longevity. Free measuring, delivery and fitting. 652 659 021, ahtc.marbella@gmail.com (98221)

SANITAS. Affordable private medical insurance linked to B.U.P.A. Phone 952 383 127 or 670 217 272 (96805)

NUEVA ANDALUCIA, 1 bed apt, lovely views, well furnished, for holiday rent, 50€ per night, min 7 nights. 952 762 305 / 634 688 564 (97885)

Internet

Home Clearance

TANTRA WITH THE PROFESSIONALS. MASSAGES, ONE DAY SESSIONS, WORKSHOPS, TRAININGS AVAILABLE IN MARBELLA AND RONDA. SINGLES AND COUPLES. ALEGRALUZ DOT COM. MARIA 618 478 067 (95268) SAYAN MASSAGE. Your best traditional & tantric massage for ladies and gentlemen. 952 586 339 - 608 977 260 www. masajessayan.es (101307) BOTOX 250€ 3 areas. La Cala 952 493 768 / Calipso 952 931 777 / Estepona 952 853 838 www.lakelandclinic.co.uk (96996) ACRYLIC NAILS (Guaranteed not to lift) and beauty treatment. Mobile inland and also available in La Cala de Mijas. Call Caroline 633 092 098 (95583) www.coolbandanas.eu. Natural Personal Body Cooling Neck Wraps. Simple healthy comfort, buy online (retailers wanted) (100357) WHEATGRASS Juice, flash frozen! Get Healthy, Stay Healthy! Anti Diabetes, Cancer & Ageing? www.ab solutejuice.net Tel: 699 199 805 (98161)

MASSAGE MASSAGE, Torremolinos, Costa del Sol. In calls, out calls, professional massages. 680 709 365 Cesar (101270)

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HOUSE CLEARANCES / LA NICHE, MARBELLA 952 765 564 / 622 206 891 / LANICHEMARBELLA@HOT MAIL.COM (95655) WANTED HOUSE CLEARANCE. We buy anything, best prices paid for your unwanted items. Call mobile 693 480 411 email an nette.goddard@yahoo.co.uk (95519) HOUSE & GARAGE clearances. Cash paid. 600 041 434 (96818) CASH paid, quality furniture wanted. Ring 952 793 578 (101716)

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Loans LOANS AVAILABLE on all types of paintings, jewellery, watches, silver etc. Any condition. Immediate cash settlement. For more information call into Anthony’s Antiques & Jewellers shops extensive premises at C/Ramon y Cajal 40, Fuengirola. Mobile 609 529 633. Tel: 952 588 795 (85364)

LOCKSMITH emergency / Appointment. Doors opened without damage, locks changed, patio doors and windows secured, 24 hour honest, fast and reliable service. Call Paul 657 466 803 (83235) T1

Travel Insurance from 6€

International Health Insurance from 90€ per month

Home & Holiday Home Insurance

COSTALOCKS 24/7, LOCKSMITH/ HOME SECURITY, NEW KEYS, KEYED ALIKE, WINDOWS SECURED, SAFES OPENED / INSTALLED, FREE HOME SECURITY CHECK, CALL Debby or Bob 952 660 233 / 667 668 673 CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED WWW. COSTALOCKS.COM (101668) T2

from 161€

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952 010 013 staysure.com

Staysure.co.uk Limited is authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority (FSA). Registered No. 436804. Registered in England & Wales Company No. 05142148.

SECURITY OF SPAIN – 24 HOUR LOCKSMITH – Lock/Safe opening service. Locks changed / upgraded. Contact Darren Telephone 636 770 865 www.securi tyofspain.com (96377) T3

YOUR HOME SECURE from Burglars and Intruders during your Absence. Reference Available! 647 874 547 (95493)

24 HOUR locksmith. Emergency opening of doors and safes, established since 1993. 617 921 824 (95422)

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PROFESSIONAL INTERPRETERS. All Major Languages. Literary. Legal. Technical. Scientific. 647 874 547 (95493)

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Specialised cover for Expats living in Spain

House Sitting

ABBEYGATE INSURANCE If you are renewing your policy or looking for new cover. Call us, as we are the only Insurance Company in Spain to offer protection on your no claims bonus. Call 952 893 380 (68259)

Interpreters

HEALTH

Holiday Prop to Let

WANTED FURNITURE & household items houses gardens garages cleared top prices paid fast reliable service 639 229 607 / 649 977 723 (93497)

HOSTING - Carrier grade data centre in Elviria, two diesel generators, multiple backbone symmetrical carrier-class connections, BGP4 routing, aircon, secure facilities. For dedicated housing or hostings with serious bandwidth and 99.99% uptime, We can host your servers and applications in our data centre in Elviria. Feel free to visit us to discuss your needs. 951 055 676 www.mercuryinternet.com (101568)

LOCKSMITH Unlock doors, strong box/cars. Change security locks, emergencies, 24 hours, Marbella, 630 333 615 (101647)

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CAR KEYS lost or need a spare? Keys cut & paired with car, car opening, car key & remotes. Specialist, call Ray 679 831 166 (93449)


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Mortgages

WOODY´S LOS BOLICHES. Greeting Cards, mail to and from the UK. Passport renewals and all adverts for Euro Weekly News – display or classified. Open 9.00-2.00PM (Sat 10.00 – 2.00PM) One street behind the Confortel, just off Plaza San Rafael, Los Boliches, on C/Poeta Salvador Rueda 93. (Passports Mon to Fri Only). Tel: 952 471 877 (95705)

ANY PURPOSE mortgages up to 80% loan to value. 50,000-500,000 pounds (or euro equivalent) commercial, residential, Re-mortgages, 5% pa interest only. All status considered. New purchase mortgages from 2.75%. Tel: 951 272 084, 666 709 743 www.thefinancebureau. com (93495)

Mobile Homes WE BUY, Sell, Remove all types of Mobile Homes. We pay CASH and cover all of Spain. More details call Suzi Caley 616 250 727 / 951 063 059 or email suzica ley@gmail.com (96994) MOBILE HOME WOODEN HOUSE ? We buy & sell new and second hand units. Remove, level, repair, transport and build extensions. 30 years experience nationwide. Call us Casas Moviles Europa 952 119 053 (101657) WANT TO RELOCATE? We can transport your home and install on to a 12 month park from £4,995 . Annual site fees from €3000. Freephone: 0044 1782 90 80 70 (85143) BRAND NEW WILLERBY Siena 32m² home sited within a stylish gated community, 45 minutes from Malaga airport. £19,995. Freephone: 0044 1782 90 80 70 (85143) WILLERBY COTTAGE 28x10 sited in ‘La Serrana Hills’ of Pizarra, site open all year round, swimming pool. Only £13,495. Want to view? Freephone: 0044 1782 90 80 70 (85143)

Mobility

CHIPS AWAY, Marbella, San Pedro. 10% discount. Tlf. 952 853 350. See advert on page 101 (101429)

FOR SALE SALE NOW ON AT ROBERTSON CARS. See our stock in detail on our web page. We sell quality used cars guaranteed. In Spain 26 years. Remember Robertson, the name you can trust. Samantha or Gordon Robertson. 952 832 173 / 608 658 785 www.robertsoncars-spain.com (96803)

IMPROVE your monthly income! If you own a property without existing mortgage - call us. No proof of income, no minimum age! We would like to inform you: 952 810 438 or 690 270 682 CyG Consulting Group www.cyg-andaluza.com (96982)

CABRIO Fiat Barchetta 2005 1.8, now Spanish plates. One owner, bright yellow, go topless, have fun in the sun, immaculate condition, was 6,995 euros, now reduced to sell quickly 5,995 euros. Samantha and Gordon Robertson 608 658 785 / 952 832 173 (96803)

Mosquito Screens

CABRIO Automatic Mercedes SL320, 1995 hard and soft top, luxury driving, jade green, only 111,000kms, spoil yourself because your worth it, was 9,995 euros, now 8,995 euros. Samantha or Gordon Robertson 952 832 173 / 608 658 785 (96803)

ESPRIT DISPLAYS – (Est 12 years), Showroom Mijas Road (next to Peugeot Garage) or visit www.espritdisplays.com. Tel: 952 593 101 or Mob: 671 732 204 – Fast friendly service. (94726)

TOYOTA Aygo 1.0 litre VVTi, 5 door hatchback, black with check trim, super economy, any style. Now 5,500 euros. Samantha or Gordon Robertson 952 832 173 / 608 658 785 (96803)

Motor Home Hire IMMACULATE fully equipped, 6 berth Ford Benimar. Fixed dining area, shower, toilet etc. Ready to go. Calahonda. Please Tel: 952 932 989 / 636 055 369 or email: motorhomes pain@hotmail.co.uk (96882)

Motoring

WWW.BENALCARS.COM Sports, prestige and 4x4’s. Always buying and selling. Telephone 661 351 877 (95435) THE GARAGE, est 1986. Fully equipped workshop and callout service. Classic car specialist. 30€ an hour, largest updated diagnostics. No appointment necessary. Marbella 952 827 443 or 609 503 476. w w w. e n g l i s h m o b i l e m e c h a n ics.com (101380)

24/7 Mobility MOBILITY SCOOTERS, electric wheelchairs, wheelchairs, walking frames etc for sale and hire. Delivered to home or hotel. Always a good selection of quality used scooters in stock with guarantee. e.g. used 4 wheel scooter, new batteries €350. Electric wheelchair can go into car €1,595. (Rascal) Partner, €1,995. Rascal Eco 4 boot scooter €2,100 for €1,395. All areas covered. New wheelchairs from €250. For same day delivery phone 609 581 139. Mobility Scooters Direct. www.mobili tyscootersdirect.com (96270)

CAR SERVICES WANTED SPANISH PLATED CARS

INSTANT CASH SAMANTHA – GORDON

952 83 21 73 608 658 785 www.robertsoncars-spain.com

MECHANICS/Garage, mobile all repairs, welding, ITVs. Vehicles transferred to Spanish plates. Very quick, efficient and reasonably priced. 609 886 129 (101659) MECHANIC workshop & mobile. All work undertaken. ITVs done. Reasonable rates. Prompt, reliable services 24/7. 620 020 232, 951 165 090 (101354) CAR KEYS lost or need a spare? Keys cut & paired with car, car opening, car key & remotes. Specialist, call Ray 679 831 166 AUTOMATIC gearbox specialist. Transmatic. All models including classic cars, serviced, repaired and reconditioned. Also 4x4 transfer boxes and power steering. Call/fax 952 796 166 / 952 805 804. email: transmat ic2005@yahoo.com. www.trans matic.es (98034)

All models serviced and repaired. Two years guarantee. Free delivery 952 584 302 / 633 127 901 / 633 128 104 www.mobility-spain.com (101665) T1

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CABRIOSOL soft tops, German top quality, for all Cabriolet cars & jeeps. Professional fitting, repairs & change of plastic windows. Cabrio-sol. 639 580 372 (Camino de Coin km 13.2 Mijas Golf). Opening hours: 9am to 6pm, Monday to Friday (98063)

VW GOLF (new shape) 2009 1.4TSiMK.6, 5 door, lady owner relocating, silver, be quick, it is a Golf, was 12,995 euros, now 11,995 euros. Gordon Robertson 952 832 173 / 608 658 785 (96803) AUTOMATIC BMW 523i 2000 model, 2 private owners from new. 150,000kms, full service history, midnight blue, alloys, huge boot for golf clubs and luggage, quality outstanding condition, was 4,995 euros, now 3,995 euros. Samantha or Gordon Robertson 952 832 173 / 608 658 785 (96803) CABRIO Opel Tigra 1.8 litre, 16 valve, Coupe Cabrio, genuine 39,000kms. Lady owner, silver with alloy wheels, air condition, fabulous condition, 6,995 euros. Samantha or Gordon Robertson 952 832 173 / 608 658 785 (96803) CABRIO/Automatic Peugeot 206 Coupe Cabrio, 1.6 2004 with only 27,000kms. This rarely used holiday car is in excellent condition, silver blue with black leather interior. What a bargain at 5,500 euros, be quick. Samantha or Gordon Robertson 952 832 173 / 608 658 785 (96803) 4x4 CHEVROLET Trailblazer 4.21.6LTZ 2005, golfing gentleman owner, good looking jeep, brilliant blue, side steps every extra, only 91,000kms. G r e a t o n b a d r o a d s . Wa s 12,995 euros, now 10,995 eur o s . G o r d o n Ro b e r t s o n 6 0 8 658785 / 952 832 173 (96803) A U TO M AT I C M e r c e d e s 2 3 0 SLK Kompressor 2003, only 38,000kms, one owner, beautiful burgundy with black l e a t h e r. E l e c t r i c h a r d t o p folds into boot, was 11,995 euros, now 10,995 euros. Yo u w o n ’ t f i n d b e t t e r ! Samantha or Gordon Robertson 952 832 173 / 608 658 785 (96803)

SEVEN seater diesel Opel Zafira 1.9 DTI 2007, one private owner, full service history, 65,000klm (40,000mls), ideal Costa family car, full electric pack, climate control, great value at only 8,995€. 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 billbradycars.com (95282) AUTOMATIC/Diesel small car Citroen C2 VTR 1.4 DHI, top of the range, 2008, one private owner, full service history and still has full warranty from Citroen, climate control / sensors / lights /wipers / parking, parrot blue tooth, half leather, alloy wheels and much more. Metallic black, black interior, look at this very low price 6,500€ 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 billbrady cars.com (95282) PORSCHE CAYENNE S Automatic 2003, fully serviced and bought from Porsche Marbella, 105,000klm (70,000mls), just had full service. Sat/Nav (with full set of discs for Europe), parking sensors, too many extras to list, metallic silver/black leather, relocation forces this sale at this price, so don’t delay. Price slashed was 17,995€, now only 16,995€. 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 billbradycars.com (95282) BMW Convertible (new model) 120 Inj 2008, one private owner, bought and serviced by BMW Marbella as new, paid 31,000€, metallic gold, light tan half leather interior, black soft top, alloys, great sound system with Ipod connection, was 18,995€, now 17,995€. 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 billbradycars.com (95282) NEED A CAR? - Can’t get credit? - Self employed? Why not “Rent to Own” your next car? - No loans, no credit checks. HispAu to.com 952 564 912 (98107) WANTED all cars. Any registration, runners or non runners. Embargos no problem. Call now, cash waiting. 687 049 592 or 622 156 022 (96878) RENAULT Kangoo van. 2002. Very good condition. ITV and taxed. Spanish plate LHD. 1,800€. Phone after 5pm. 952 932 894 / 610 656 959. Calahonda (97781) CLASSY Classic Car Triumph Stag 1979 for sale. 2000cc manual RHD. Carmine red, hard top, historic plates. 10,000 euros ono. Tel: 608 767 587 Mallorca (97043)

INSURANCE ABBEYGATE INSURANCE. No automatic annual increase on our Motor Insurance, renewal policies. Call 952 893 380 (68259) MOTOR INSURANCE. For the most competitive quotes in English call Linea Directa on 902 123 153, you could save as much as 30% and you can transfer your existing no claims bonus. Call Linea Directa on 902 123 153 for motor insurance with a human voice in English from Monday to Friday 9am to 6pm and save money now! (95302)

MECHANICS BRITISH MOBILE MECHANICS. Fully qualified, home visits, reasonable prices and repairs for all cars. ITV’s 80€ we come to you 951 400 189 www.mbcmechan ics.com 695 913 592 (101500) THE BRITISH MOBILE MECHANIC. Call Steve 605 407 369 or 951 775 554. Full workshop facilities, ITVs, all repairs on all vehicles. No gimmicks (105601)

REGISTRATION CAR TRANSFERS AND IMPORTS PROBLEMS WITH EMBARGOS ON ROAD TAX? SAME DAY COLLECTION OF PAPERS. ENGLISH SPEAKING. PLEASE CALL 633 271 274 (101382)

WANTED WANTED. CARS & JEEPS & camper vans for cash. All makes, LHD, any condition. 693 357 000 (96496) CARS, VANS UK OR SPANISH BOUGHT FOR CASH. FREE COLLECTION IN SPAIN AND UK. PLEASE CALL 678 808 837 OR 952 669 701 (101382) CAR, VANS BOUGHT WITH OR WITHOUT PAPERS. CASH WAITING 678 808 837 (101382) CARS PURCHASED UK REG UP TO 500 EUROS 678 808 837 (101382) FINANCE OR EMBARGOS . NO PROBLEM UK OR SPANISH WE WILL BUY IT 678 808 837 (101382) WANTED. All cars, vans, motorbikes and quads. Any registration LHD or RHD in Spain. Cash paid. Prompt collection. 952 963 025 / 663 604 303 (98073)

Music PROFESSIONAL LIVE MUSIC for any event. Solo Spanish guitar to dance band. Weddings a speciality. Details David 687 627 434 (Not an Agent) (93615)

Multiservices MULTISERVICES. General building & reforms. Painting, gardening, pool cleaning, all areas covered. Free Quotation! 647 874 547 (95493)

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www.euroweeklynews.com PROFESSIONAL HOUSE PAINTING and Decoration. Tidy Service Guaranteed. Free Estimate! References Available. 690 049 011 (95493) RAINBOW PINTURAS. English, reliable, professional, painting and decorating company. Free quotations, all areas, all size work undertaken. Tel. Daniel 628 066 308 www.rainbowpin turas.com (101316) IF YOU JUST want the job done, then call the rest. But if you want it done right, then call the best. Sam, simply the best. 35 years experience, 17 years in Mijas. 952 666 025 / 629 546 128 (98109) PAINTER & DECORATOR. Lounges from 120€, bedrooms, halls 60€. Call Dennis, Calahonda. 670 774 527 (96479) FEMALE painter and decorator, interior work, quality finishing. Call Joan 633 011 066 (96478)

Pensions FINDING THAT OLD or forgotten UK pension could increase your retirement income. Contact richard@pensiontrac ing.com (89993)

Pest Control

WWW.LUCKYHAPPYPETS. COM Mobile pet grooming services. Book your appointment now. 951 082 350 (95734)

CHARITIES ANCRAA – The Andalucian Giant Donkey sanctuary is open to the public every Sunday from 11.00am to 2.00pm, free of charge and needs volunteer helpers for all the Andalucian Giant Donkeys. The Sanctuary can be found by taking the N340 from Marbella/San Pedro towards Estepona and leaving at km164 ( just after Agro Jardin Vivero Grande) Look for signs for Parque Botanico, about 3kms to Finca Los Pajaritos for the incredibly interesting, informative and educational few hours. Oh! Of course the donkeys do enjoy a cuddle!! You can also visit the web site www.ancraa.org or email marlene@ancraa.org Tel: 952 790 511 (93318) ADANA THE ANIMAL SHELTER IN ESTEPONA. We always need volunteers to walk and socialise with our dogs and help with cleaning. We also need good homes for our animals who you can see on www.adana.es. Kennels open every day 10-1.30, Camino de Casares, near Parque de los Pedregales, Estepona. (5 minutes from the Poligono) For more information call Marjorie 952 79 74 05 or 636 934 146 (93319) ACE CHARITY at El Refugio Kennels always needs volunteers to help with dog walking. Its good exercise, a couple of hours any morning of the week. Foster and permanent homes also needed for our many inmates! Vivien 639 991 079 (93320)

PEST CONTROL. Legal Full Certificates. British 952 449 591 Graham (see our module above) (97919) T1 COCKROACHES, ANTS, insects, fleas, mice, rats, wasps, termite specialists. Fumigations, bars, restaurants, houses, etc. Sanitary department officially registered certificates. Guarantee. serving the coast since 1985. Only legal English owned pest control company on the coast. If you want the best then phone N.P.S. Nigel 606 008 940 (95515)

Pets YOUNG DOMESTICATED cats rescued from the killing station need kind homes. Fully vaccinated and neutered, free of charge. We will also deliver to England for a donation to the charity. Please give one of these beautiful cats a home so we can save more from death. Can be seen without obligation at Cat and Dog World Kennels. Tel. 630 197 435 (93398)

SEPE the horse and donkey charity is open to the public week-ends from 10.00 to 5.00. Volunteers are much needed in all departments and are welcome at anytime. For our riding for the disabled classes, we are also in need of extra helpers. We are nationally registered by the Spanish Ministry of the Interior (164640) but only with your support can we give the equine a voice. If you can just commit to 2 or 3 euros a month it will really help make a difference. You can find us at Lauro Golf Equestrian Centre, Alqueria, Alhaurin de la Torre. Tel. 608 258 950 info@sepeonline.net www.sepeonline.net (93321) At SOS Animal Refuge we have dogs, young and old looking for homes. Some of our dogs have been with us for some time and would love to find a cosy spot to curl up in and a knee on which to rest their heads. If you have room in your heart and home we would love to hear from you. We do not put our dogs to sleep - no matter how old, they are safe with us. For day to day needs and to pay for veterinary care, we much appreciate the support we receive. We desparately need items to sell on our market stall to help raise funds and are happy to come and collect. So if you are having a clear-out, please contact us on 665 682 919 or 605 227 155. If you would like to know more about rehoming, please call 653 257 875. Visit our website www.sos-animals.org or please phone Sandy on 952 385 923 or 666 814 056 if you would like to make a donation or help in any way. (93317)

ARCH - THE ANDALUCIAN RESCUE CENTRE FOR HORSES WELCOMES VISITORS AND VOLUNTEERS TO THEIR STABLES ON SATURDAYS FROM 10 - 12 OR BY APPOINTMENT. COME AND HELP OUT, DROP YOUR CHILDREN OFF FOR THE KIDS CLUB ON A SATURDAY, OR SPONSOR OR ADOPT ONE OF OUR HORSES, DONKEYS OR MULES. WE ALWAYS NEED HELP WITH FUND RAISING TO LOOK AFTER THE ABANDONED AND ABUSED ANIMALS. OUR AIM IS TO RESCUE, REHABILITATE AND REHOME. WE ARE A SMALL FRIENDLY TEAM - WHY NOT JOIN US. FIND US IN ALHAURIN EL GRANDE, BEHIND THE VENTA MIRALMONTE ON THE ROAD FROM ALHAURIN TO COIN, (A404), URB. VIÑA BORREGO, FOLLOW THE YELLOW SIGNS. CHARITY REGISTERED WITH THE JUNTA DE ANDALUCIA NO 8448. WWW.HORSE RESCUESPAIN.ORG INFO@ HORSERESCUESPAIN.ORG ARCHRESCUE@YAHOO.CO .UK TEL:- 635 798 219 OR 656 935 613 OR 620 175 828 (93322)

FOR SALE LHASA-APSO, 5 golden males ready after 7 February. Shihtzu pups ready now. Lovely Blue Persian female. Details 653 756 206 (96359) CHIHUAHUA pedigree puppies with passport. All year round available. 952 112 870 / 654 285 667 (96358)

GROOMING PROFESSIONAL groomer, show & commercial cuts. Pick up/delivery & home visits. Call 952 378 144 / 655 896 648 (96365) PAWS & CLAWS. Professional dog & cat groomers. All breeds welcome, large or small. Based in Alhaurin el Grande. Contact Berwyn 605 321 903 (101373)

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PET-COURIERS.COM – If you love your pet try us first – we are the best. Door to door service throughout Europe. Specialised vehicles – bespoke service. Full legal service including documentation if required. For further information call or email us: Tel: (0034) 651 033 670 or (0034) 637 066 227. Email: info@pet-couriers.com or www.pet-couriers.com (95495)

PROFESSIONAL Plumbing Solutions SL. Electric boiler specialists, English plumber (0034) 952 492 297, (0034) 666 918 387 www.plumber inspain.com (101357) T1

THE DOG MOVER. Licensed professional transporters. Two handlers, so dogs never alone. 680 781 699 / 0044 (0) 7875 947230. www.moveyourdog.com (89749) WWW.SPAINUKSPAIN. C O M prices from dogs 395 pounds, cats 295 pounds. Travel with your pets from 695 pounds. Various packages available inclusive of furniture, cars and bikes. Weekly service. 952 160 096 / 665 150 227 (87192) PET TRANSPORTATION by air. Complete service from professional licensed kennels. 630 197 435 www.cat-and-dogworld.com (95269) ANIMALCOURIERS. A kind, caring door to door road service with Animalcouriers between the UK/France/Spain. Defra Authorised Type 2 Hauliers. Inspected licensed vehicle, 5 star accommodation for your pet’s comfort. : animals@animal couriers.com Telephone Spain – 635 155 962 / 656 894 477. UK 0044 (0) 1483 200 123 / 0044 (0) 7736 251 800 – web: www.animalcouriers.com (94351)

EURODOG Boarding Kennels and Cattery. Under new ownership, fully licensed and sanitary approved. Long/short term. Mijas Costa 952 464 947 / 697 731 171 www.eurodogspain .com (89637)

ANIMALCOURIERS. Pet Air Travel with Monarch, Thompson, Thomas Cook and Jet2.com, both in and outbound, the alternative way to travel . Travel box loan scheme. animals@animalcouri ers.com Telephone Spain – 635 155 962 / 656 894 477. UK 0044 (0) 1483 200 123 / 0044 (0) 7736 251 800 – web: www.animalcouriers.com Spain – UK – Oz – New Zealand – many destinations. Free quotations and advice. (94351)

CAT AND DOG WORLD Kennels. Licensed “The Caring Touch” Cheap reliable collection service. www.cat-and-dogworld.com 952 112 978 / 630 197 435 (95269)

PREMIER PET TRAVEL, Specialists in UK and World Wide pet travel. Tel: 952 112 504 / 686 010 455 www.premierpettravel.com (93496)

PETCARE PET HOTEL. Holiday accommodation for dogs and cats. Air conditioned kennels available. Short or long-term stays. Viewings welcome. Tel: 952 112 284 / 685 400 216 www.petcarespain.com (88617)

FlyMyPets Pet Travel Experts. UK, Eire & WORLDWIDE destinations. Tel: 952 231 217. Email: info@flymypets.com (95501)

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LAGUNA KENNELS AND CATTERY. Your pets lovingly cared for by English mother and daughter. Near Coin. UK Transport arranged. Tel 952 112 021 / 606 838 983 (100345) STEFANIE’S KENNELS AND CATTERY, Estepona. Fully licensed, Junta approved, est. 1986. Viewing welcomed 952 790 943 w w w. s t e fa n i e s ke n n e l s . c o m (100259)

Pet Insurance PROTECTAPET. Spain’s leading pet insurance. 955 756 371. info@protectapet.eu (95962)

RETIRED REGISTERED PLUMBER / DRIVER. Needs beer money, any job considered. Free advice, lowest rates. Chris 652 665 380 (93499) PLUMBER: Water heaters repaired, replaced same day. Full bathroom and kitchen reforms, previous work can be seen. References available. Mark Allan 608 454 778 / 952 937 244 (95432) LEAK detection using ultrasound technology, domestic leaks our speciality. Perfectos leak detection 951 047 399 / 622 939 151 (95523)

Private Detectives ALL TYPES of investigations for companies and individuals. 630 313 814. info@secdetectives.es / www.secdetectives.es (101519)

Professional Services ASSISTANCE WITH bureaucratic and paperwork issues, tax & Legal advice. 681 107 418 www.easylifespain.com (93541) ADVICE & ASSISTANCE in Spain. All paperwork and legal issues. Tel 952 486 806 www.ccbspain.com (91717)

PRIVATE DETECTIVE DETECTIVES PRIVATE, Entrellaves (1958), Marbella. All types investigations. www.en trellaves.es. 669 021 002 (98143)

Property for Sale

Photographer PHOTOGRAPHER professional service, weddings, events, glamour portfolios, families. 600 545 032 - gary@yourwedding moments.com (101645) PHOTOSHOOTS from €75, www.photographerspain.com, Diane 654 013 973 (101379)

Physiotherapy PHYSIOTHERAPIST that comes to your home, registered and fully qualified. 20 euros for half an hour, 35 euros for one hour session + IVA. Tel Maaike: 622 784 873 (98190)

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WWW.INMOANDALUZ.COM. Bargain inland properties for all budgets. Tel 952 491 609 / 685 514 835 (90828) GREAT OPPORTUNITY. TORREBLANCA. Ideal detached villa offering two self contained separate levels - main upper level 3 beds/1 bath - lower level 1 bed/1 bath, ideal for rental or elderly person/teenager/guests. Large plot - private swimming pool and spacious garage - quiet residential area. Original asking price €299,500 - no agents fees, now €260,000. Viewing recommended - 647 647 629 (101501) CALAHONDA 3 bed, 2 bath. Ground floor apartment, large enclosed terrace, sea & mountain views. 220,000€. +34 663 668 429 (98194) ELVIRIA PLOT. 1,530M to build villa 305M. Legal. Bargain. €179,500 951 242 777 db@marbellabc.com (98046) URGENTLY WANTED! Properties for sale, short & long term rent. Clients waiting. 658 451 620 (101546) MARBELLA centre, first line beach. 3 beds, 3 baths. Suitable for cash buyer. Price €250,000. 671 244 683 (95518) BENALMADENA detached villa in Torremar. Full sea views. 3 bed, 2 baths, pool, garden, parking. Separate outbuilding. 299,999€. 647 585 490 (100496) WYE VALLEY, CHEPSTOW £89,950. Moving back to the UK? 2 bedroomed Park Home economical to maintain and heat, close to amenities. On pleasant park near to the Rivers Wye and Severn. Priced to sell. For more details 0044 7989 386690 vernoum@hotmail.com (98051)


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www.euroweeklynews.com ALOZAINA, 4 bed, 1.5 bath townhouse, large terrace, fantastic views, reduced to 85,500€. Contact Michelle 651 025 651 (97768) MARBELLA EAST, beachside bungalow villa. 170sqm2 built, needs reforming. Bargain €480,000. Call 639 631 807 (95731) EL SOTO DE MARBELLA (lowest priced apartment), large, immaculate two bedroom fully furnished corner ground floor apartment with 80m2 private garden. Prestigious development with on-site restaurant, 9 hole golf course, gym, sauna, tennis and spa, set in beautiful sub-tropical gardens. Final price, bargain only 145,000 euros. Tel Paul 627 134 866 (92607) SELLING? We have buyers waiting for properties like yours. Call Personal Property Finder today. 952 477 205 (101554) PLAYA FONTANILLA, next to all amenities, 200 metres from beach. Duplex apartment, 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, lounge, kitchen and terrace, pool. Excellent location. Price 169,000 euros. Jennie Roberts 610 530 733 (101553) 5 BED, 5 bath, country house, fantastic elevated plot. Ideal B & B, equestrian etc. Cartama. Was 300,000€, now 275,000€. 90% finance! Tel: 699 199 805 (98020) URGENT sale. Undeveloped land with water and electricity, plot 10,300m2. Enough space for 2 houses, overlooking Torrox pueblo. Magnificent view of the coast. All legal papers up to date and correct. 80,000 euros. Fast sale required. Telephone 952 964 855 or 659 887 685 (97788)

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MARBELLA APARTMENT Rentals from 700 per month to 1500 per month. 1/2/3 bedrooms. Exclusive addresses. Telephone 622 571 040 www.kingscastlemarbel la.com info@kingscastle marbella.com (95505)

PROPERTY MANAGEMENT MARBELLA. HIGH QUALITY, LOW COST, PROPERTY SERVICES for a polite & honest service. 652 301 113 / www.propertymanagement marbella.com (95738) DREAMLIFE PROPERTY MANAGEMENT. We believe in a hands-on, personal approach. We recognise individual requirements and tailor the management to meet those special needs. Covering various areas on the Costa del Sol. Please contact Sam on 952 885 600 or visit our website www.dream lifeproperty.com for more information on our services. (96357) K1 PROPERTY MANAGEMENT. Free marketing. Key holding from 3€ per week to full management. Cleaning 7€ per hour, pools 15€. “Your investment is safe in our hands”. John 952 447 594 / 691 949 398. www.koneproperty.com (98024) SEE WWW.COSTACARE PROPERTYMANAGEMENT.C OM or tel 622 200 336 (100422)

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WWW.INMOANDALUZ.COM. Inland property rentals. Long or short term, holidays. 952 491 609 / 685 514 835 (90828) PENTHOUSE APARTMENT, Formentera del Segura, C o s t a B l a n c a – Sleeps 4. Within 5 minutes drive of the beautiful beaches of Guardamar, 5 golf courses within 20 minute drive. Bath/shower, lounge, kitchen/diner. Fully equipped with washing machine, dishwasher & full utensils, TV, DVD. Large terrace with spectacular mountain views. Outdoor furniture, BBQ, sun beds & plunge pool. Many extras including golf clubs & bikes. From only 175 Euros per week. For details email davidrowland30@hotmail.co. uk Tel 634 365 221 - 634 358 290 (TVJ) MARBELLA centre, rooms to let. 671 244 683 (95518) ALHAURIN EL GRANDE, modern 2 bed countryhouse, private terrace, land. Great views 400€ 692 151 931 (101516) ALHAURIN EL GRANDE, 3 bed 2 bath countryhouse, large, private plot. 600€ neg. 692 151 931 (101516) Nr La Duqesa Port - 2 bed, 2 bath apartment. UK TV, garage, communal pool. 5 mins walk to beach. 400 euro per month. HaciendaGuadalupe - 3 bed, 2 bath apartment overlooking country. Communal pool, UK TV, underground parking. 500 euro per month. Tel: 678 307 622 (101254)

FUENGIROLA centre, fantastic complex refurbished, 1 bed apt by the beach, new furniture. 465€ pcm. 689 983 978 (97764)

CTRA MIJAS, large 1 bed apartment, views, pool, must be seen!! 95 euros weekly. 652 938 380 (101717)

maddyrentals@hotmail.com. Long/short term rentals. Coast Inland. Call Maddy 665 452 917 / Trish 635 152 323 (95739)

MARBELLA BANUS CENTRE. Apartment 2-3 bedrooms, pools, garage. Private garden. Tel: 34 637 439 222. bravoelezovic@ gmail.com (98124)

LOVELY country house in Coin. Front covered porch area with bbq, living room with open fire, American kitchen, 3 bedrooms and 1 bathroom. The finca is fully fenced, entrance gates, parking area, 8x4 swimming pooland is 6km from Coin. Built: 85m2. Land 500m2 Price: 550€. TLF: 656 917 342 (REF AQ_F789) (96429) COUNTRY house in Alhaurin el Grande. Front covered porch area, living room with fireplace, 2 bedrooms and bathroom. Outside is a bbq area, swimming pool and gardens with lovely views. Built 70m2. Land: 3,000m2. Price 500€. TLF: 656 917 342 (REF AQ_F-743) (96429) STUDIOS from 350€ pm to luxury villas for rent. Short/long term. Puerto Banus to Nueva Andalucia. 658 451 620 (101546) LONG TERM rental, super prices, no commission, apartments, townhouses, villas, fincas. Coast and inland. Tlf. 679 111 522 (100455) BENALMADENA COSTA, Palmtree Avenue. Near the sea. Nice corner townhouse, 3 bedrooms, bathroom, spacious lounge, f/f kitchen, private garden, terrace, recently painted, long term rental 600€. 952 381 280 / 629 992 082 www.inmouni versal.com (96874) TORREMOLINOS. Montemar, 1 bedroom apartment, renovated, fully furnished, south facing, sea views. 390€. 666 517 479 (101342) www.costarents.com over 900 properties for long term rent 671 093 925 (100338)

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CTRA MIJAS, 8 bed villa, views, pool, sauna, must be seen!! August, 1,750 euros weekly. 652 938 380 (101717)

Property Wanted BARGAIN QUALITY Costa del Sol properties, Wanted and Available. All areas, Modern and Rustic, villas, fincas, townhouses, apartments www.mijasrealestate.com Tel: 952 591 006 (100452)

Pumps WATERWELLS.ORG waterwell drilling, well pumps, irrigation, pump tests, pressure pumps. Waterwells.org /Sondein SL. Established on the coast since 1995. Web page www.waterwells.org .uk. Enquiries info@water wells.org.uk. 629 978 801 (Fax) 952 793 250 (98077)

Refrigeration REFRIGERATION/AIR CONDITIONING. Service and repairs. Fridges, bottle coolers, display cabinets. Same day 24 hr repair service. Tel. 627 769 969 (98048)

FLORIDA SPECIALIST. Combitrans Movers. 952 775 300 www.combitrans.es (96907) USA SPECIALIST Combitrans Movers. 952 775 300 www.com bitrans.es (96907) DUBAI SPECIALIST. Combitrans Movers. 952 775 300 www.combitrans.es (96907) SOUTH-AMERICA SPECIALIST. Combitrans Movers. 952 775 300 www.combitrans.es (96907) MOVING MATTERS SL – removals and storage. Local or to and from UK/Ireland/Portugal and across Europe. Over 16 years experience. For free quotation, telephone. 951 311 118. www.movingmatters.eu (101280) WWW.SPAINUKSPAIN.COM. Vehicle leaving Spain on 9th / 19th / 28th of each month, returning 10th / 20th / 29th of each month. Prices from 80 pounds per cubic metre. Cars 495 pounds, bikes 250 pounds, dogs 395 pounds, cats 295 pounds storage from 10 euros a week free collection available 952 160 096 / 665 150 227 (87192) MOVING BACK TO UK? Removal vehicle departing weekly throughout 2012. Excellent, professional service & great rates. Ring (0034) 665 089 244 or (0044) 01543 467 777 & see www.elite-european.com (93139)

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www.euroweeklynews.com 15 CUBIC meter van returning to the UK 15th June. Space available. Tel. 639 928 090 (101560) MULTIMOVERS CdS, local, international and overseas removals and storage. 952 423 128 or visit www.multimovers .com (93474) SG Transport. Local removal specialists. National and international moves. Furniture shop deliveries. Goods insured, 2 3.5t vans with tail lift. Ikea collections. Contact Simon on 661 544 077 / 952 461 074 or email info@simongeetransport.com (100328) TRUCK leaving for the UK 6th June. Collections from UK arranged. Space available at discounted rates. Call: 678 643 727 (93125) INTERNATIONAL and European Removals. Expert removals worldwide. www. universalremovals.com. Tel: 951 247 834 (100499) SPAIN - UK - SPAIN regular trips. Honest & reliable service. davelomas@fsmail.net, 952 724 698 / 610 686 273 (101635)

MAN AND VAN LARGE VAN AND MAN. 20 euros per hour. Removals and clearances. Any job considered. 100% reliable. Tel 622 793 989 (93355) MANVAN REMOVALS 20 euros/hour, 3 vans available. House clearances. Storage from 10 euros/week. Telephone David 696 810 618 (89629) MAN & VAN, no job too small, 661 544 077 (100328) EUROPE / UK fortnightly, full or part load service. David 696 810 618 (89629) MAN & VAN Removals and transport, all areas covered 100% reliable 952 816 582 (90460) THE VAN MAN. Cheap and cheerful. 20 euros per hour. 677 251 025 (91628) MAN & VAN, local moves & deliveries, 25€ per hour, no hidden charges. 666 343 000 (100328) A TO Z TRANSPORT. Costa del Sol based. Will travel to any European destination. Removals, deliveries, collections, etc. IKEA collections. No job too small, 30 years experience. From 25 euros per hour. Contact Billy 605 321 903 w w w. a t o z t ra n s p o r t a n d s o l u tions.com (96283) MARKS VAN. 2 men, Luton box van & transit. Fully legal, transport licence, local removals, quality service, affordable prices. Tlf. 660 815 524 (101285)

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Services MINI digger and driver, self drive hire available, sand and stone delivery service 649 526 922 (98135)

www.specialisedpoolrepairs.com Specialists in leak detection, reforms and repairs - call 650 200 040 (96989)

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18€/WEEK. Pool cleaning service. Crystal clear water all year round. 634 355 441 (95493)

CARPENTER cabinet maker, Irish. Available for all types of property maintenance, plumbing, painting, electrical, kitchens and bathrooms renovated etc. 30 years experience. Very reliable. Tel: 952 441 955 / 677 087 575 (101611)

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WESTAR POOLS. Swimming pool construction and renovation. Always reliable. 619 246 372 (101650) T1

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WINDOW COIN WINDOWS Aluminium windows, Doors, PVC Blinds, Mosquito screens, Canopies, Glass Factory, shower screens, etc. All at village prices. Spanish owned business English 646 066 351 (100345)

Sewing

Signs & Designs SIGN D SIGN, Shop Signs, Vehicle Signs, Banners, Large Format Printing, Window Signs & Posters: Tel: 951 261 022 / 603 464 582 www.signdsign.es (96269)

AFFORDABLE POOL MAINTENANCE - Professional maintenance from only 75 euros per month (exc. chemicals). Call Splash Pools on 952 591 053 - open 8am to 4pm (101436)

EXPERIENCED Travel Agency staff required for busy Fuengirola office. Applicants must be computer literate. We require 5 more for our existing teams to deal with incoming holiday requests. We also require experienced Telemarketing staff for our Special Offers department to contact existing clients. English must be your mother tongue. We offer a contract, basic, commission & spiffs. Please call Paul on 672 112 686 (98039)

FRENCH POLISHING REPAIRS, restoration etc. restore your valuable furniture to its former glory. Tel 647 579 519 / 952 119 190 (86046)

ALL STYLES Curtains, upholstery, soft furnishings and bean bags made to measure. Sensible prices. Also repairs / alterations. All areas. Call 678 910 117 or email judeinspain@hot mail.com (96267)

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Tailoring LADIES AND GENTLEMENS suits to measure. Be measured in the comfort of your own home or office by a qualified English tailor. Linen suits a speciality. Phone 634 378 085 for the travelling tailor to call. (100262)

WE require experienced Button Up staff for our busy offices. Applicants must be well spoken with good appearance and able to work various hours with their own car. We are also looking for experienced Administrative staff. All applicants must be able to work a variety of shifts. Please email your cv’s to flybuy holidayspain@gmail.com

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PSYCHIC TAROT. Home visits, Marbella to Estepona. 30 yrs experience. Internet or phone reading available. Call Levi 677 601 262 (97762)

RELIABLE BILINGUAL COUPLE SEEKING HOUSE SITTING / MAINTENANCE POSITION. OWN TRANSPORT ALL AREAS. 644 167 561

Therapists

Soft Furnishings

COUNSELLING LIFE COACHING: All addictions, depression, other problems. 23 years experience. Contact 634 369 414 (98065)

CURTAINS, blinds, cushions and much more. Free estimates and home visits. Tel 657 369 343 or rosannacarmella@hot mail.com (85968)

PSYCHOLOGIST: Depression, panic attacks, hypnosis. Dr Frank Stahl. Tel: 609 503 021 (98067)

Solar

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