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Carnivorous species discovered A NEW species of carnivorous plant has been discovered in Spain.

The lilac-flowered insectivore has leaves covered in gummy glands which small insects get stuck to before being devoured.

University of Alicante researchers made the discovery in Valencia’s Enguera and Moixent areas.

The species is known biologically as the Pinguicula saetabensis.

It is at risk of extinction requiring “urgent conservation methods from different administrations,” the university’s research group said.

The new find grows in extremely fragile environments and is seen as an indicator of the ecosystems’ quality, scientists explained.

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Issue 970

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by John Smith

When a child needs help

FUNDS continue to be collected for popular local boy, 10-year-old Nigel Watson who has been diagnosed with a cancerous tumour on his brain stem.

The latest event to raise money for his treatment will take place on Sunday June 24 at 8.30am when Alex Teare a specialist in sport physiotherapy will be taking part in the Pins I Mar two-kilometre swim event.

Starting at Hostal Galicia (El Pinet) and ending at the Restaurante Candela (La Marina Beach), Alex is looking for as much sponsorship as possible in order to raise additional funds to allow Nigel to obtain the treatment that he so badly needs.

For more information on how to help call 650 202 489 or send donations to Sabadell Bank ES 02 0081 0687 7700 0202 4007 Nigel Watson.

Nigel goes to school in San Fulgencio and his mother

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by John Smith

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FOLLOWING the excitement of the wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, the eyes of the world were focussed on Manchester and the first anniversary of the bombing.

Thousands of young people and parents had turned up at the Manchester Arena on May 22, 2017 to enjoy the music of Ariana Grande but their joy turned to horror as one man, Salman Ramadan Abedi blew himself up, taking 22 people with him, wounding 139 and leaving hundreds more with psychological damage.

Various political leaders as well as Prince William arrived in the city to attend a Remembrance Service in a packed Cathedral alongside many of those who had survived and relations of those who had been killed.

In a show of solidarity, leaders from all of the major religions banded together to show their abhorrence for the ruthless

22 young people died for no reason PRIDE: Manchester was at least on one day, a city, united.

massacre and there was a general feeling of pride in the resilience of the people of Manchester tinged with sadness for those who were so brutally robbed of their lives.

Ariana Grande who has clearly been affected by the events of the previous year and had bravely staged a charity concert in the city just a few weeks later tweeted ‘thinking of you all today and every day I love you with all of me and am sending

you all of the light and warmth I have to offer on this challenging day.’ Many added their own personal messages to a ‘tree of hope’.

There was a one-minute silence which was observed by many across the UK and there was a festival of music which included an appearance by the Manchester Survivors Choir made up of children and their parents who had been present at the bombing.

It is quite amazing how people can suffer the greatest of indignities when they are totally innocent, yet manage to bounce back and carry on with their lives to the best of their abilities.

The loss of 22 innocent lives (plus the bomber) is a tragedy and quite rightly makes headline news but this is just a drop in the ocean when one considers the daily loss of life in wars and insurrections around the world.

Syria and Yemen are still the

current hottest spots as different world powers become involved in fighting proxy wars and as is so often the case, thousands of people are sacrificed in order to advance the ideological wishes of a few leaders.

Going back to the First World War, the generals sat back whilst the ‘proles’ died in their hundreds of thousands to win a small stretch of mud in Belgium or France (and this is not to take away from the magnificent men who fought the war).

Unfortunately, whilst in the west, war is no longer so common (but let’s not forget Bosnia), everyone is now a potential target but life goes on.

Here in Spain whilst we may get irritated by bureaucracy and a different pace of life, at least we can be happy that generally we are not on the ‘front line’ and the only real skirmishes are when the occasional visitor has too much to drink.

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Con men tampered with cash machines

TRICKED: A cash machine. (stock photo)

POLICE have brought down a band of criminals who manipulated cash machines to trap credit cards and steal thousands.

The fraudsters used a method known as the ‘Lebanese trap’ in which they tampered with cash machine card slots to make people think their cards had been swallowed, police sources said.

And the cards were then intercepted by the criminals

along with the pin numbers swindled by placing mobile phones in strategic positions.

The con men would then go to another bank’s cash machine to empty the accounts.

And the group’s operations were organised and spanned Alicante, Castellon, Murcia, Granada, Tarragona and Girona provinces.

Officers from different units had to be deployed to keep tabs on the gang - said to

be of Romanian origin - because of their widespread coverage.

The entire gang has now been tumbled after its leader and three other members were arrested on charges of criminal organisation, fraud and damages.

Investigators have evidence of criminals using the ‘Lebanese trap’ at least 25 times to steal a value of €30,000.

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NATIONAL POLICE: Were involved in a high speed chase.

High speed chase on A-7 ends in arrest A CZECH national who had stolen a car was spotted when he sped away from a check point on the A-7 near Elche.

Officers of the National Police were carrying out routine checks of vehicles when they spotted the car being driven away from their position erratically and at high speed, almost running over one of the officers.

A high speed chase ensued as the man shot off towards Murcia and officers were

worried that he was driving so badly that he could cause an accident and injure members of the general public.

As more cars joined the chase, the man was eventually forced to stop due to traffic jams ahead and it was then that the officers took the opportunity to apprehend him.

They soon realised that the 41-year-old had a multiple police record for vehicle theft and was wanted across Spain for various illegal activities.

The car he had stolen was returned to its owner and the man has been detained whilst awaiting a further trial.

Birds evicted from palm tree OFFICERS from the Alicante Fire Prevention and Service in the company of members of the Local Police responded to a call from residents in an urbanisation located near to the Lighthouse.

It appeared that a pair of seagulls had set up a nest in a palm tree and were causing problems for residents as they were walking by and were exceptionally noisy.

Accompanied by animal protection experts, the firemen climbed to the top of the tree and two young birds and a broken egg were removed and handed over to animal protection to be cared for.

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RTN joins Royal Wedding celebrations

by John Smith THE British Embassy in Spain joined in the celebration of the Royal Wedding between Prince Harry and Ms Meghan Markle by hosting a party in the residence of the British Ambassador to Spain Simon Manley.

The EWN Media Group owners Michel and Steven Euesden had been invited but decided that it would be more appropriate for them to host a party for expatriate residents of the Costa del Sol, so long-serving staff writer John Smith who was also on the guest list and has recently become more involved with RTN newspaper travelled to Madrid to attend the British Embassy Royal Wedding party on the Group’s behalf.

Accompanied by his wife Ophelia who is Gibraltarian and spent more than 30 years working in British media as well as being a former presenter on Gibraltar TV, they were delighted to be part of this patriotic gathering of British residents in Spain.

Through the award of a diploma, the Ambassador acknowledged the

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invaluable work of community organisations throughout Spain who do so much for Britain and picked out for recognition were established news outlets such as the EWN Media Group (parent of RTN), Costa Blanca News, and SUR in English and this newspaper wishes to add its congratulations to these worthy peers.

The Ambassador Simon Manley was ever present making sure that he chatted with all of his guests and John was able to spend some time talking to him about the video recording sent to British communities around Spain which had been inspired by the EWN Media Group wedding party.

His daughter bravely sang the opening chorus of God Save the Queen to much applause and the Ambassador said “This wonderful event today illustrates the enormous breadth and depth of the contributions made by British people working with our local partners in almost every corner of Spain.

“For example, we have commu-

nity groups that work with the elderly and the unwell, the Royal British Legion, church groups, community groups, British schools representing the 55,000 children who study in British schools across Spain, and of course, our local partners, from town halls and our Honorary Consuls.

“It has been an honour to meet such a huge range of inspirational people today, and celebrate this Royal Wedding together.”

All who left the event to travel back to their homes across Spain were clearly proud to be British on that special day.

Charmaine Arbouin, British Consul Malaga.

John Smith of EWN Media Group.

The British Ambassador in Spain, Simon Manley.

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affair that had retained much from its glory days, and I was amazed to see faces in it that I’d ever only seen on the big screen - Kenneth William, Alec Guinness and Denholm Elliot, to name but a few, I was even more delighted to learn that the bar had gained worldwide fame when it was featured in the 1961 British suspense film Victim, starring Dirk Bogarde and Sylvia Syms. It was the first English language film to use the word ‘homosexual’ - and it played a significant role in the decriminalisation of homosexuality in the UK. It was in the Salisbury in 1975 that I met the first great love of my life, an ex-army signalman called Brian Parry. We instantly bonded, and remained happily together for 21 years. Cancer took him in 1996.

He was just 47.

With decades of gay history stretching back to Oscar Wilde’s time, one would have thought that The Salisbury would remain a haven for gay clientele forever, but in the mid-1980s a decision was made to turn it straight. In a move that left regulars hurt and bewildered, staff turned really nasty to-

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ON the very first day I arrived in London from Johannesburg in South Africa back in 1973, I stood rattling the door of a bar called The Salisbury in St Martins Lane, wondering why, at 4pm, it was shut.

Just then a handsome young copper came ambling up, and said “you must be a tourist, or else you would know that bars don’t open until 5.30.”

Then he added with a sneer: “You shouldn’t go into that place unless you’re a bleedin’ poofter.”

I replied that, although I wasn’t actually in search of a gay bar, it was good to know that I’d inadvertently found one. “So, thanks for your help, officer, and if you care to join me here later I’ll gladly buy you a drink.”

He blushed all the way up to his helmet (pardon the expression) and hissed “I can have you for propositioning me, sunshine, but I’ll let you off with a warning this time.”

And off he strode in a huff.

When the bar eventually opened I immediately vowed to adopt it as my local. Built around 1899, it was a sumptuously-appointed Victorian

The times they are a'changin'

Gay or straight, all are welcome at the Company Bar in Benidorm. wards those who had supported the bar for years, if not decades.

This move left The Salisbury completely depleted of customers.

The proprietors discovered the hard way that, while you can easily

rid a bar of unwanted clients, it’s a damn side harder to kill its reputation. Heterosexuals, believing it was still a gay bar, gave it a wide berth and, for about two years, it remained virtually empty.

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I was reminded of The Salisbury by an article that appeared recently in RTN which suggested that Benidorm’s Old Town, a long-time Mecca for LGBT tourists, was in danger of losing its gay identity as a result of an influx of straight stag and hen parties.

A guy who read the piece said he thought that local gay bar owners should actively discourage such groups. “Gay bars should be for gay people only,” he grumped.

“Nope,” I replied. “All my life I’ve campaigned for equality, and that extends way beyond LGBT issues.” I then pointed out that some of the best nights I’ve had in the Old Town have been in the company of men and women of all ages gay and straight - who have come to spend their money in establishments that fly the rainbow flag precisely because they enjoy the campness, camaraderie and the sheer gaiety that many other bars and clubs lack.

Wherever inclusivity trumps suspicion, hatred and fear the result is bound to be gatherings of people who no longer feel the need to cocoon themselves among their own kind.

The days when there was a real need for exclusively gay venues like The Salisbury have long passed and I, for one, am glad that they have been replaced by a new order that allows people to be themselves in whatever bar or club they choose to patronise.

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25th - 31st May Credit: Danilo Cedrone UNFAO

Record hotel occupancy THE average hotel occupancy in Alicante for the month of April was a whopping 80 per cent, and was the largest recorded total since 2005.

According to the City Council, much of this success was thanks to the number of congresses held during the month with a huge influx of visitors.

As an added bonus, some 400 young people will be employed at a cost of â‚Ź6.7 million thanks to additional assistance from the European Social Fund of the National Youth Guarantee System.

TUNA: A 250 kilo bluefin caught in the Mediterranean.

Getting ready for the tuna season ALICANTE PORT has been particularly busy as fishing boats from all over Spain and part of France have been sailing in to get ready for the start of the bluefin tuna season.

Having been fishing en route, the vessels unloaded several hundred kilos of anchovy and sardine for sale in the old Alicante fish market which has seen a rebir th since 2017 and now trades in some high valued fish including swordfish and tuna.

It has been reported by the Port of Alicante that in the first quar ter of this year more than 325 tons of fresh fish have been unloaded which is three times more than the same period last year.

The bluefin tuna has been considered a delicacy since early times and can weigh up to 400 kilos when mature but strict fishing limits have to be imposed to ensure the viability of the species with even game fishing restricted.

Family saved from eviction

by Local Police THANKS to an apparent error in an eviction o r d e r, o f f i c e r s from the Alicante Local Police refused to allow the eviction of a couple with three children from a property in the Virgen del Remedio neighbourhood.

According to the sharp eyed officers, the eviction order did not mention the three children and they did not believe that it was right to allow them to be thrown out onto the street and therefore made the decision to allow the family to stay.

The family has lived in the same property for the last four years and admitted that they had entered what was an empty apartment, just one of many owned by a bank.

Members of the stop evictions group had been trying to negotiate a stay of execution with representatives of the bank but to no avail and praised the thoughtful officers for their prompt and humane action.

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Popular post on Facebook 1,399 people with 127 reactions ‘Ryanair slashes online check in time before flights’ Ken Atkinson Not everyone has iPhones who have the app on for showing boarding passes, therefore it’s more difficult abroad to get your boarding pass printed off, especially when it makes no difference to the airlines whether it’s 24 hours or four days, this is the usual Ryanair trying to get people to get priority boarding and prebooked seats to get more money out of people.

Name: Nina Age: 66 On holiday: Yes, 2-3 months Where from: Bergen, Norway YES I do. The privilege, the history, it’s wonderful. I know a lot about English history. My favourite royals have to be the young ones.

Meghan will be fine, she’s an actress so she knows how to perform. I will try to watch some of the wedding. Another reason for my interest is the brilliant author, Ken Follett and his historical novels.

Maybe the Queen should give it up now though, and Philip is the biggest snob ever! He’s a bit peculiar isn’t he? Maybe you have to be that way, but he’s had a difficult job. Charles is selfish but then he had problems

vox pop Just before the Royal Wedding an RTN reporter asked members of the public

Do you like the British Royal family? growing up.

The Royal family is special all over the world and Meghan has her prince now.

Name: Shirley Age: 56 On holiday: Yes Where from: Glasgow OF course! I love the monarchy. The history, the loyalty, it’s great. I’m actually learning to play the bagpipes!

The Queen is absolutely fantastic and has even overtaken Victoria as the longest reigning monarch now. There is no one like her. I will watch the wedding, especially to see the dress! My father is against the royals but this sort of thing is better than hearing

Jill Swain Why not seven days for all airlines? Ryanair will try anything to get more money out of their passengers.

Time all this was stopped.

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getting better. It’s a great shame what happened to Diana, that was all the fault of the press around her.

Kate and William are brilliant in how they conduct themselves. Meghan might struggle to adapt, I (Mrs Wolstenholme) don’t think they will last.

Fun Fact: Mrs Wolstenholme’s father was a Grenadier Guardsman.

Name Sandra Age: X On holiday: Yes Where from: Belfast YES, the Queen has been fantastic. It’s amazing how long she’s been doing it. I am looking forward to the wedding, I’ll be watching in a pub here. It’s interesting having a commoner in the family!

Meghan is lovely but I don’t know too much about her. Harry is a character, a bit mad and cheeky. I think Meghan will take over from Diana’s role. Harry and Meghan actually came over to Belfast a month ago, but I didn’t know they were there!

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Every company needs a Nicki Burgess IN every successful business, there is an unsung hero without whom, things would run less smoothly.

In the case of the EWN Media Group, publishers of six Euro Weekly News titles, three RTN newspaper titles and Sol Times, that person is General Manager Nicki Burgess.

She has become a well-respected figure around the regions that the newspapers cover and goes out of her way to make friends with clients wherever she goes.

Although a super sales person, as General Manager, Nicki is literally here, there and everywhere, ensuring that the day to day life of the business proceeds as smoothly as possible.

She is involved in recruitment, accounts, sales, day to day management and is the first person that proprietors Michel and Steven Euesden turn to when there is a problem.

A bit like a swan, she is calm on the exterior whilst paddling furiously to ensure that everything for the company goes according to plan and when it was decided at relatively short notice to hold the Royal Wedding party - featured in this week’s newspaper - Nicki visited various local charities in order to invite guests to attend.

But that wasn’t all, she was the glue that held

the entire operation together organising support from local businesses, finding the food, drink and even the bunting and being last out and first in every day in the build up to the event.

Nicki even managed to explain to a Spanish cake maker how to create the Union Flag decoration on the special cake.

All at the EWN Media Group take this opportunity to join in with the publishers in their thanks to this long serving and exceptionally efficient member of the family.

NICKI and that very special cake.

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YouTuber ordered to attend court A COURT in Alicante has o rd e re d a n o n l i n e v i d e o blo g ger to appear before judges to answer for pr ivate accusations in connection with alleged slander.

The court issued the writ for Sergi Soler, otherwise known as Mr Gran Bomba, over a video in which he allegedly calls a delivery man ‘anchovy face’ before being slapped.

The Court of Instruction Number Nine has said it would open a trial over the

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case and it has ordered Soler to post a €500,000 bail bond.

Assets totalling the value of the bond would be seized from Soler if he did not make the payment, the court added.

T he deliver yman levell i n g t h e a cc u s at i o n s against Soler is reportedly seeking some €17,000 in d a m a g e s o ve r t h e v i d e o which a p p e a re d on YouTube.

He c l a i m s h e s u f fe re d p s yc h o l o g i c a l , f i n a n c i a l a n d m o ra l d a m a g e a n d that his image was affected as a result of what he said amounted to slander and insults.

S o u rce s c l o s e to S o l e r told Spanish media he intended to appeal against t h e co u r t o rd e r. T h e YouTuber also told a news p ro g ra m m e t h a t h e o n l y c a l l e d t h e m a n ‘a n c h o v y face’ once and not twice as he alleges.

CREDIT: Sergi Soler, via YouTube

SERVED: Soler and the delivery man.

He a d d e d h e h a d g o n e into seclusion following the accusations and that he was now being vilified when he appeared in public.

“ I t d o e s n o t m at te r whether I’m alone or with friends, they insult me, they call me a scrounger.

I ’ m t h e f i r s t to k n o w I made a mistake,” he said.

ITV gave the game away THE Local Police in Elche impounded more than 1,000 pairs of fake shoes during a routine traffic control.

They stopped a van whose ITV vehicle inspection sticker was out of date but then noticed that two more vans following the first vehicle suddenly turned to avoid an inspection.

The police called their colleagues to intercept the vehicles but when stopped the driver of one van tried to run off although he was later taken in.

The occupants of the three vehicles, each of which carried hundreds of pairs of shoes with well-known labels, could not explain convincingly where the footwear came from or produce bills of sale.

Closer examination revealed that they were inferior copies of the real thing that were destined for local open air markets. They would have sold for a total of €20,000 police said, although the originals would have sold for three times this amount.

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Everything in garden not fine

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RESIDENTS in the Altos del Sol urbanisation in Torrevieja have been cleaning the adjoining gardens for the last 15 years.

The land has yet to be formally recognised by the town hall as municipal property and meanwhile residents have until now preferred to pay to keep the plots tidy and the road clean and swept.

They are now asking the town hall to remedy a situation that they liken to living in a legal limbo.

Councillor Paqui Parra from Ciudadanos party is passing on their complaints to the town hall.

“After 15 years it is incomprehensible that local governments have not known how to find a solution,” Parra said.

Chemical danger drills

READY: Agents zip up against deadly substances.

ALICANTE City Hall’s security department and the National Police unit have carried out their first ever joint Chemical, Biological, Radiological or Nuclear emergency training drills.

Training was led by Alicante’s special prevention firefighters (SPEIS) and officers from the National Police’s TEDAX bomb disposal unit.

Alicante security minister, Jose Ramon Gonzalez said it was important for firefighters and police to train alongside to improve their coordination.

“We need to have our intervention protocols clear and this type of practice really helps to improve response times,” Gonzalez said.

One of the exercises involved simulating the decontamination of a person infected with anthrax, a deadly bacterial toxin.

A total of 30 specialist firefighters and 12 National Police took part in the simulations.

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Riding high on a bicycle AN Elche cyclist was stopped and his bicycle impounded after he gave a positive reading for drugs.

He was detained after jumping a red light - not unusual in city cyclists - but in doing so he collided with a Local Police patrol car. Made suspicious by his manner, the officers tested him for drugs and found, as they suspected, he was under the influence of cannabis. His bicycle was taken to the municipal pound and he now faces a fine of up to €1,000 in a clear warning that no-one, not even cyclists, is exempt from police checks.

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RTN Feature

by Jennifer Cunningham

WITH Brexit in chaos, and nobody agreeing on anything, Russia becoming very scary and President Trumps’ visit to the UK looming, you would think the British had more to worry about than politically correct fairy stories.

Cinderella was a poor, overworked woman and therefore not to be celebrated in any way, even though the ball and the wonderful carriage kept me and others enthralled as children, for a long time and still does. Do you realise that Sleeping Beauty was not asked permission for the prince to kiss her!

How could this happen, because he kissed her back to life, much to the joy of the seven dwarfs and countless children?

And how about this one, all new mothers should ask permission to change their baby’s nappy. How is this possible? Get a life and smile.

Returning to saner subjects, I get so fed up when my sales consultants continually inform me that they lose quite a bit of busi-

Sound advice - fairytales ness to cheaper prices. But when they are informed that the client believes that it is for exactly the same cover, we know it is not.

It is only when a claim is made, that the truth comes out. For example, earth tremors are only covered by accidental damage on the buildings and very few house policies on the market in Spain, offer accidental damage, so you will not be covered for what you think you are.

Also, with car insurance, I have a ruling that all five seats are to be automatically insured as part of the policy. If these seats are not covered, as the driver and/or owner, you could become liable for compensation claims for injuries and death that can and do happen in a traffic accident. I wonder how many of you know if your five seats are insured as a separate clause in your policy, because I know most knock this out to keep the price down, which in my opinion is irresponsible and should be offered as standard.

I have some very good news for drivers between 40 and 50 years of age. Up until just recently, Liberty Seguros were known to be expensive for this age group. I never understood why the statistics showed that these clients were a higher risk. I have

worked tirelessly on trying to prove that this was nonsense, because these are the very clients that I need and want.

As far as I am concerned, they are very responsible, taking their children to school, for example and they do tend to drive magnificent cars, which I am confident that once they come to us, they will be very happy with the service that we can now offer.

I look forward to hearing from my consultants that their interest would extend to our unique house insurance and as many of them will still be earning, critical illness cover, liability, commercial and bespoke life insurance, of course not forgetting private health insurance.

At the moment, it is a very good time to purchase Liberty Seguros policies as they are currently offering multi-policy cash back, to insure your car, house and have a bespoke life insurance, which will help your partner and family if the worst should happen.

At long last the weather has improved and even though we live in a beautiful country with the sun and the sea, it is nice to get away, particularly in August. We have a very comprehensive travel insurance,

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25th - 31st May

Former mayor in the dock

by Luis Díaz Alperi L U I S DI A Z A L PE R I , t h e former head of Alicante’s city authorities, has appeared in court and pleaded not guilty to avoiding p ay i n g € 6 8 2 , 6 8 0 i n i n come tax.

T h e fo r m e r m ayo r, o f the Partido Popular (PP), said while being cross-exa m i n e d t h at h e h a d d e clared his income to the Treasury.

Prosecutors accuse Diaz A l p e r i o f t h re e t a x o f fences in 2007, 2008 and 2009, as well as of bribery.

Antio Monero and Anto n i o S o l a n a , t wo b u s i nessmen and Javier Palacio, the manager of Alicante’s sports marina, appeared in court alongside the former mayor in connection with the case.

Diaz Alperi could go to prison for nine years and nine months if he is found guilty and if the court accepts a request from pros-

Credit: Halina Frederiksen Wikimedia

ALICANTE CITY HALL: Controlled by the mayor.

ecutors.

The court heard the former mayor ’s alle ged defrauding of public coffers be gan in 2007, when he

declared he had been paid €113,250 for his work in public positions.

Prosecutors claimed he had in fact made some

€1,004,878 while in office in that year and had left out money made from assets.

Diaz Alperi has admit-

ted to the money not appearing in his tax returns, but he maintains this was due to an oversight.

The former mayor also

denied that an agreement over debts with a company look ing to enter A licante ’s proper ty market amounted to a bribe. “ I w a s n o t a s k i n g fo r a ny t h i n g i n re t u r n ,” h e told the court.

Diaz Alperi has also had to answer for two further alle gations of tax fraud dating to 2008 and 2009.

The charges are par tly i n co n n e c t i o n w i t h t h e former mayor’s buying of a sailing boat , with him accused of not declaring the purchase.

The former mayor said he had bought the vessel ‘half-heartedly ’ with the i d e a o f c ro s s i n g t h e A t lantic. T he tr ial continues.

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THE recent APAH Dog Show was a huge success ALTHOUGH the temperature was quite high, it was much better than the last attempt in 2017 which was held in the middle of a scorching summer.

There was a record turnout of dogs, with 20 dogs registered in one class; the largest number of dogs ever registered in one class.

APAH is always very lucky to have the dogs at their shows judged by an ex-canine judge, whose experience with judging dogs in UK Dog Shows, always brings a sense of professionalism to the way the dogs are handled.

The charity didn’t have as many stallholders contact them as they would have liked, so it is hoped that when the next show is held in November, more will take up the offer of coming along and having a stall.

There were the usual APAH stalls, with hard working volunteers, serving up drinks and hot food on the

WELL DONE: Everyone had a great night and raised money for charity.

Bollywood Babes, dressed to thrill

RECORD TURNOUT: The ‘best in show’ finalists

day, and home-made cakes and pastries, as well as tombola and bric a brac stalls.

The ladies on the Dog registration and raff le stalls

were kept busy with the arrival of lots of dogs, and the judge was very impressed with the variety of breeds and condition of all the dogs who came along to compete.

Over all it was a great day and at the end the charity managed to raise €1,116, all of which goes towards looking after the dogs and cats in APAH’s care.

WHEN people enter into the spirit of things, they can have a tremendous time and raise much needed funds for very worthwhile charities.

This was much the case last week with Maria & The Pink Ladies/Panthers fundraising Bollywood Night at Mumbai Blue La Florida.

With many guests entering into the spirit of things by dressing up as Bollywood Babes, the evening generated €850 for the AECC Early Detection Cancer Charity.

This was an exceptional result and all those who took part deserve to be praised for their involvement.

Thank You Happy to be part of the local community AS crowds gathered on the streets of Windsor last Saturday so a band of British expatriates met up to celebrate in the Costa del Sol. The British Embassy was holding a par ty in Madrid, and amongst those who had been invited were Michel and Steven Euesden, proprietors of EWN Media Group and publishers of Euro Weekly News, RTN and Sol Times who thought that it would be more appropriate to spend the money involved in travelling to Madrid on members of the local community.

As the Group was to be represented by a senior staff member in Madrid, those who remained on the Costa del Sol put their not inconsiderable skills to organising an event for local, mainly elderly residents, to enjoy the Royal Wedding in company with a drink and a bite to eat.

First they had to find a suitable location at short notice and Bob and Linda Hackshaw, owners of the Vil-

lalinda restaurant on the Mijas road, volunteered their delightful property with extensive terraces.

The event was sponsored by Currencies Direct in conjunction with media partner Spectrum FM and other local companies including Iceland, Calvin’s Hairdresser, Bunches Florist, Bing Asian, Don Alfonso Restaurant, La Parra Gold and Cardland.

Two great entertainers, Antony Wolfson and One Wish Steve volunteered their services and the EWN staff rallied round helping to lay out the tables and chair, hang out the bunting and balloons, preparing sandwiches and drinks and then clearing up afterwards.

Some 150 people arrived to share the excitement generated by the wedding, having first being greeted with a glass of Pimms (which flowed freely throughout the day) and to chat with friends old and new.

Nicki Burgess, General Manager

of the group was a tower of strength and it was she who arranged for the baking of a sensational Union Jack cake made by Pin Ups Cakes in Fuengirola.

Nicole King, presenter of Marbella Now T V recorded the event and made a special presentation of a personalised RT V Marbella award to Michel Euesden, thanking her for all that she has done for the local community over the years All of the guests were able to enter a free prize draw which saw Janice Stanford win a brand new large screen TV. British Ambassador Simon Manley was not to be left out and at the sug gestion of the EWN Media Group, he recorded a message which was broadcast at the event which ended in a toast to the young Royal couple.

The weather remained pleasant and everyone left having enjoyed a great and memorable day.

“ “ “

What a wonderful way to celebrate the Royal Wedding and to thank the many Brits on the Costa del Sol who give so generously of their time year in and year out. Thank you EWN! Charmaine Arbouin, British Consul Malaga Good on you all for organising your event.

Simon Manley, British Ambassador to Spain

Can you please pass on our thanks to all the people who made the Royal Wedding party at Villalinda, a great day. Myself, my husband and friends thoroughly enjoyed ourselves and appreciate all the hard work that went into making the day special. Regards.

Linda Pope

“ “

Just to say a big thank you to all the EWN staff that put so much into today’s celebrations at Restaurant Villalinda Mijas.

Les Challen A fantastic event and once again Euro Weekly News led

by Michel Euesden and Steven Euesden bring the community together through generosity and selflessness for the benefit of others. Two wonderful people who I am proud to call friends. xx Antony Wolfson

“ “ “

Thank you so much, for all the effort that was put into a wonderful party had by all.

And a beautiful setting. Again, thank you.

Gilly Bareford Proud to have shared the day and to have been chief butterer. Very special day for the people of the Costa del Sol. Well done EWN and RTN. Sarah Hawes I was honoured to be invited to the Ambassador’s home in Madrid but more so to be with people that needed our presence to also have a memorable day! I was blown away with how hard Michel Euesden, Steven Euesden and ALL the Euro Weekly newspaper team (past and present) worked cooking and cleaning and serving and chauffeuring!!! Chapó.

Nicole King, Marbella Now

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Credit: Guardia Civil

ILLEGAL DRUGS: Another huge haul seized.

Expected to go up in smoke A COMBINED operation resulted in the seizure of a fishing boat containing up to 15 tons of hashish.

Working together, officers of the Guardia Civil, the National Police and the Tax A genc y, intercepted a boat which was sailing without an identifying f lag and was challenged by the c u s to m s s u r ve i l l a n ce p at ro l b o at , Arao some 110 miles off Cabo de Palos.

Thanks to advice received from the

Dutch, Por tug uese and I tali an authorities it was discovered that the suspect vessel left the port of Stellendam (Holland) early in May heading through the Straits of Gibraltar towards an area of the Mediterranean where drug loads are often unloaded.

Although the vessel was supposedly registered in Malta, this was denied by the Maltese authorities and as the b o a t s a i l e d t h ro u g h t h e M e d i t e r ranean, the customs vessel set off

from the port of Alicante to intercept it.

When officers boarded the ship, they discovered a crew of three Dutch nationals as well as a Bulgarian and a ver y large number of wrapped bales which they believed contained hashish.

Having arrested the men and taken possession of the fishing boat, it was escorted back to Alicante where the bales were unloaded and found to contain hashish and weight 15 tons.

Celebrating the town of Ifach IN 2016, the medieval gothic capital of Ifach was uncovered in the Calpe area and exhibits discovered there will now be on display at the Archaeological Museum of Alicante for the next several months.

The exhibition titled The Pillars of the Kingdom was formally opened by the President of the Diputacion de Alicante and the mayor of Calpe, Cesar Sanchez, who said that “we have the obligation to take care of the heritage that our ancestors have left us and to turn it into an opportunity for our people.”

He added that the council is going to “reconvert the tourist office so that besides the tourism of the sun and beach, it will appeal to cultural tourism displaying the value of our cultural and historical heritage.”

Credit: Ayuntamiento de Calpe

NEW EXHIBITS: Admiring just one of many.

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money Cruise boost for local economy Photo credit: Ankara Wikimedia

THE Alicante Port authorities were able to create 700 direct and indirect jobs and an economic benefit of more than €300,000 because of two major cruise ship arrivals.

Three cruise ships were in p o r t fo r t h e d ay a n d m o re than 6,000 passengers and crew, thanks to a series of adv a n c e p l a n n i n g , w e re w e l comed in the city itself and transported around a number of the sur rounding municipalities.

T h e p ro g ra m m e w a s a n nounced by Councillor Mari Carmen de España who said that ‘ we ’re ready to receive such a high number of tourists in one day.’

The three ships sailing into p o r t w e re t h e Je w e l o f t h e Seas, Navigator of the Seas, and the Seven Seas Explorer, and the city council was determined to make the visit a s u c c e s s a n d e n c o u ra g e t h e tourists to come back again on a future cruise.

Visitors were treated to a specially organised dance p e r fo r m e d b y t h e Jo s e E s -

DOCKING: The Jewel of the Seas... one of three ships in Alicante. padero, Professional Council of Dance in Alicante, as well as enjoying the hospitality of

31 establishments in the city providing a number of local tapas and drinks.

In addition, more than 400 s h o p s o f fe re d d i s co u n t s to cruise passengers.

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This is all part of a Spanish government initiative to ensure that people know exactly what they’re buying.

Sales people and anyone else connected with selling any kind of insurance policy will be given greater training in their product that will concentrate on many of what are perceived to be important parts of the ‘small print.’

Taking a full interest in the subject of insurance cover isn’t at the forefront of many people in Spain, with many not even having contents cover in their home policies. Indeed, some who live in flats only possess basic buildings cover.

The Spanish government’s new decree - currently at the drafting stage - is in response to a directive from the European Union (EU) which attempts to ensure that customers are totally au fait with what cover is offered. It also seeks to propose higher penalties for brokers who fail to give full details of the policy, especially if it’s discovered they don’t fully understand it themselves.

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by Robert Shallis

How do you start and finish your day?

Credit: Gpointstudio Studio

IT’S really up to us to decide whether we have a good, bad or indifferent day. How is that you may ask? It’s quite simple. You see it’s not when we wake up, it’s how we wake up. It’s not when we go to sleep, it’s how we go to sleep.

Whether we realise it or not, most of us are attached to negativity and drama, whether it’s watching television or reading a book etc. Unless it is empowering, then it doesn’t serve us well. When we go to bed at night, the last thing we do, read or watch will be the last thing we remember before falling asleep. Anything that doesn’t give us peace and calmness before we fall asleep leaves a marinating effect on us for the time we are asleep.

We then wake up and the first thing we generally reach for is our phone to check messages, news etc. This really isn’t the best way to start our day as we simply trigger our minds prematurely to naturally start stressing, worrying and planning the day ahead, literally minutes after opening our eyes, leaving us no time to be grateful for the many good things we all have.

Our thoughts control our feelings and our feelings determine our emotions, this impacts on our mood for the day, which in

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POSITIVE THINKING: No need to wake up to bad news.

turn affects ourselves and people around us, which will determine our results for the day.

I invite you to try this exercise for a month to see what results you get. Before you go to bed, read something that serves you, such as a book on personal growth or an uplifting book that makes you feel happy. Do not read or watch negative news or

violence on television before bed, instead, watch something light-hearted or something that makes you laugh, although, not at the expense of others.

Buy an alarm clock, and leave your mobile phone in another room. When you open your eyes in the morning, you won’t be tempted to reach for your phone, so spend that time thinking of

something you are grateful for. Being grateful alleviates worry, fear and even anger as they are opposing emotions and cannot be expressed at the same time.

You are the best qualified person on the planet at being you, so it’s up to you to work on yourself and create an amazing life which you deserve. So let’s start with making each day better and build up from there.

Remember, there is no road to happiness, happiness is the road and we are already on it.

The best way to predict your future is to create it.

Robert is a former broker who will be writing for RTN newspaper once a month and told us “My aim during my career was to find a way of breaking the corporate shackles and creating a better life for myself and my family. I have achieved this since moving to Spain.

“Due to the privilege of having more time to study, train and develop myself further, I am now in a position to help others who need direction and personal growth.”

He will be happy to respond to reader’s enquiries through robshallis@gmail.com.

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The tomato and me Credit: DZeta Shutterstock

by Colin Bird The opinions published in Colin’s weekly column are not necessarily representative of those of the publishers, advertisers or newspaper sponsors.

I HAVE never understood why I have this problem when it comes to eating or preparing tomatoes.

It’s as if they possess some weird alien intelligence whose mission it is to make me look bad in the eyes of the Princess.

A tomato is not even sure of its own identity. It is a fruit if you happen to be a botanist, but definitely veg if you are the chief cook of the household like me.

What I do know is that it’s a treacherous beast and it came as no surprise to learn that the tomato is a member of the deadly nightshade family. They seem to be waiting for me wherever I go and no matter what precautions I take, they ambush me when I am least expecting it, blitzing my clothes.

The problem is I love tomatoes;

DELICIOUS: However, the cunning tomatoes are just waiting to pounce.

whether they be part of a Greek salad, a bolognese sauce or simply on toast, but when my eagle-eyed lady gets a hint that I am about to indulge once more, I receive the dreaded Medusa look.

It has been known for me to be seated in a restaurant with a napkin tucked

into the top of my shirt; another wedged into my waistband and newspaper draped over both legs, before the Princess will allow me to take one bite of a tomato based dish. It’s embarrassing.

And pointless, because invariably I will find that once I have been un-

wrapped there are blobs of tomato on my shoes (white ones of course) or in my hair.

I thought I couldn’t go wrong by eating those little bite sized cherry jobs, but no, although I pop one in my mouth and seal my lips tight shut, as soon as I bite down the juice finds the smallest of gaps and spurts out under pressure down my shirt front.

My last encounter was with a chilli con carne at a local eatery where, because my dear lady was absent, disaster was inevitable.

Cutting into a chunky chip with the edge of my fork, one half of the potato leapt into the air, did a double back flip and taking a dollop of tomato rich sauce with it, hit me in the chest and dropped onto my lap.

My white, newly pressed linen shortsclad lap.

I was pondering this yesterday as I absently pulled the aluminium ring on a tin of sardines. The lid came away like a coiled spring and showered my shirt with a deadly mixture of fish oil and the inevitable tomato sauce.

That stain will never shift, so I have quietly disposed of the garment in the bin and hope that my beloved will not notice its passing.

RTN Life

Age Concern celebrates in style ON Saturday May 19 Age Concern Costa Blanca Sur celebrated their 20th anniversary. It was in 1998 that the charity began in a small house in Los Balcones and since then has flourished becoming a household name here in Spain, as it is in the UK, known for offering welfare services, help and support to the over 50’s.

Marking this momentous occasion a Gala Ball was held at the Masa Hotel, Torrevieja with 122 guests, made up from volunteers past and present, beneficiaries, members, guests from Romana and supporters.

Notable guests included Elizabeth Bell, British Vice Consul, Carmen Morate, Councillor for Charities, Carlos Gonzales, Councillor for Foreign Residents and Israel Munoz, Secretary to the mayor.

Jose Manuel Dolon, mayor of Torrevieja gave a heartwarming speech and pre-

A traditional dinner dance for Age Concern. sented a boat made of salt to Maureen Payne, President of Age Concern for the last 10 years.

Special recognition was paid to Wilma Aitkenhead, manager of the Torrevieja Charity shop as she is a founder member and has given 20 years of service to the charity.

All guests at this red carpet occasion had their photograph taken on arrival by renowned local photographer Ken Taylor and then welcomed with a glass of cava before sitting down to a three-course meal with wine.

Everyone who attended was given an Age Concern

monogrammed pen as a memento of this extra special event. The evening entertainment began at 9.30pm with the fantastic Bella Luna providing all the music to dance to, and dance they did. Age Concern continues its good work with the aid of so many willing volunteers who ensure people continue enjoying their life in Spain safe in the knowledge that when they need help, help is readily available and just a phone call away.

If you could spare a few hours a week and feel you could help as a volunteer please telephone 966 786 887.

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La Liga Icons Football's Greatest Ronaldo Football's Greatest Football's Greatest Teams 5:00pm Scottish Cup Greatest Games 5:30pm La Liga Greatest Games 6:00pm EFL Play-Offs Highlights 7:00pm League 2 Play-Off Highlights 8:00pm Live Play-Off Preview From Wembley 9:00pm EFL Play-Offs Highlights 9:30pm EFL Play-Offs Highlights 10:00pm Championship PlayOff 2016/17 Highlights 11:00pm Play-Off Preview From Wembley

SATURDAY 12:30pm Hairy Bikers Asian Adventure 1:00pm Bargain Hunt 2:00pm BBC News 2:10pm Weather 2:15pm Money for Nothing 3:15pm Escape to the Country 4:15pm Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers 4:45pm Puss in Boots 6:05pm Ready or Not 6:35pm BBC News 6:45pm Regional News 6:50pm Weather 6:55pm Pointless 7:45pm Ed Sheeran at the Biggest Weekend 8:45pm Who Dares Wins 9:25pm Casualty 10:15pm All Round to Mrs Brown's 11:15pm BBC News

SUNDAY 2:00pm BBC News 2:10pm Weather for the Week Ahead 2:15pm Homes Under the Hammer 3:15pm Escape to the Country 4:15pm Britain's Best Home Cook 5:10pm Points of View 5:25pm Songs of Praise 6:05pm The Coronation 7:05pm BBC News 7:20pm Regional News 7:25pm Weather 7:30pm Countryfile Royal Special 8:30pm Taylor Swift and Paloma Faith at the Biggest Weekend 10:00pm A Very English Scandal

11:00am 2:00pm 2:45pm 5:30pm 6:30pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:10pm 1:55am 3:55am 4:50am

Frasier Frasier Frasier Bake Off: The Professionals Sunday Brunch Formula 1 Monaco Grand Prix Live Build Up Formula 1 Formula 1 Grand Designs Channel 4 News Escape to the Chateau Bake Off: The Professionals The Handmaid's Tale The Hunger Games: Catching Fire The Family Best Laid Plans My Kitchen Rules

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MONDAY 10:00am Countryfile Spring Diaries 10:45am Homes Under the Hammer 11:45am Neighbourhood Blues 12:30pm Close Calls: On Camera 1:00pm Bargain Hunt 2:00pm BBC News at One 2:15pm BBC London News 2:30pm Escape to the Country 3:00pm Money for Nothing 3:45pm Flog It! 4:45pm Garden Rescue 5:30pm Hardball 6:15pm Pointless 7:00pm BBC News at Six 7:15pm BBC London News 7:30pm The One Show 8:00pm RHS Chelsea Flower Show 2018 9:00pm EastEnders 9:30pm Antiques Roadshow Coronation Special 10:30pm Peter Kay's Car Share 11:30pm BBC News at Ten

9:25am How to Train Your Dragon: Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon 9:40am Mars Needs Moms 11:05am Frankenweenie 12:25pm Over the Hedge 1:45pm Golf 3:30pm Ray Mears' Northern Wilderness 4:30pm Victorian Pharmacy 5:30pm Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6:15pm Antiques Road Trip 7:00pm Richard Osman's House of Games 7:30pm Curious Creatures 8:00pm Eric and Ernie's Home Movies 9:00pm Springwatch 10:30pm King Lear 12:25am Brideshead Revisited 2:30am Countryfile Spring Special

7:00am Good Morning Britain 9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning 1:30pm Loose Women 2:45pm ITV Lunchtime News 2:55pm ITV News London 3:00pm Judge Rinder 4:00pm Dickinson's Real Deal 5:00pm Tipping Point 6:00pm The Chase 7:00pm Paul O'grady: For the Love of Dogs 7:30pm ITV News London 7:45pm ITV Evening News 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm Britain's Got Talent Live Show 10:00pm Coronation Street 10:30pm Britain's Got Talent Results 11:00pm ITV News 11:20pm Rush Hour

9:50am 10:20am 10:50am 11:15am 11:40am 12:10pm 12:40pm 1:10pm

The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Find it, Fix it, Flog it Countdown A Place in the Sun The £100k Drop Come Dine with Me The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News Travel Man Jamie's Quick and Easy Food Tricks of the Restaurant Trade 24 Hours in Police Custody Gogglebox Life Stripped Bare

9:55am Nella the Princess Knight 10:05am Mofy 10:15am The Wright Stuff 12:15pm Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away!

1:10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 2:10pm Home and Away 2:40pm Neighbours 3:10pm Car Crime UK: Caught on Camera 3:40pm Rio Lobo 4:40pm 5 News 4:45pm Rio Lobo 6:00pm Home and Away 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby Highlights 8:00pm Cricket on 5: England v Pakistan 9:00pm Police Interceptors 10:00pm Paddington Station: Windsor Wedding Special

4:20am 6:30am

Atomic Blonde Avengers: Infinity War Special 7:00am Jungle 9:10am Anon: Special 9:40am The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature 11:30am Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders 1:00pm War for the Planet of the Apes 3:30pm The BRITS are Coming 5:20pm Top Ten Show, the 2018 5:40pm The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature 7:30pm Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders 9:00pm War for the Planet of the Apes 11:25pm The BRITS are Coming 1:05am Patient Seven

11:00am Stars of Russia 11:30am Destination Russia 2018 12:00pm Stars of Russia 12:30pm Destination Russia 2018 1:00pm Stars of Russia 1:30pm League 1 Play-Off Final Highlights 2:30pm Championship PlayOff Final Highlights 3:30pm Live League 2 PlayOff Final 6:30pm Destination Russia 2018 7:00pm Stars of Russia 7:30pm Destination Russia 2018 8:00pm Stars of Russia 8:30pm Destination Russia 2018 9:00pm League 2 Play-Off Final Highlights 10:00pm Stars of Russia 10:30pm Destination Russia 2018

12:00pm BBC Newsroom Live 12:30pm The Week in Parliament 1:00pm The Super League Show 1:45pm All Creatures Great and Small 3:15pm Coast 3:30pm Ray Mears' Northern Wilderness 4:30pm Victorian Pharmacy 5:30pm Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6:15pm Antiques Road Trip 7:00pm Richard Osman's House of Games 7:30pm Curious Creatures 8:00pm Mexico: Earth's Festival of Life 9:00pm Springwatch 10:00pm Grammar Schools 11:00pm Later Live... with Jools Holland

9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning 1:30pm Loose Women 2:30pm ITV Lunchtime News 2:55pm ITV News London 3:00pm Judge Rinder 4:00pm Dickinson's Real Deal 5:00pm Tipping Point 6:00pm The Chase 7:00pm ITV News London 7:30pm ITV Evening News 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm Britain's Got Talent Live Show 10:00pm Coronation Street 10:30pm Britain's Got Talent Results 11:00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather 11:35pm ITV News London 11:50pm On Assignment

9:00am Everybody Loves Raymond 9:30am Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00am Frasier 10:35am Frasier 11:05am Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12:00pm Undercover Boss USA 1:00pm Channel 4 News 1:05pm Coast v Country 2:05pm Find it, Fix it, Flog it 3:10pm Countdown 4:00pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 5:00pm The £100k Drop 6:00pm Come Dine with Me 7:00pm The Simpsons 7:30pm Hollyoaks 8:00pm Channel 4 News 9:00pm Food Unwrapped 10:00pm The Battle for Britain's Heroes

9:55am Nella the Princess Knight 10:05am Mofy 10:15am The Wright Stuff 12:15pm Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away!

1:10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 2:15pm Home and Away 2:45pm Neighbours 3:15pm Celebrity Five Go Barging 4:20pm A Woman Deceived 6:00pm 5 News at 5 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Home and Away 7:30pm 5 News Tonight 8:00pm Britain by Bike with Larry and George Lamb 9:00pm The Yorkshire Vet 10:00pm All New Traffic Cops: Drug Bust Special

7:00am Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders 8:30am The Nut Job 2: Nutty

by Nature 10:10am Cop and a Half: New Recruit 11:55am War for the Planet of the Apes 2:20pm The BRITS are Coming 4:05pm Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders 5:35pm The Nut Job 2: Nutty

by Nature 7:15pm Cop and a Half: New Recruit 9:00pm War for the Planet of the Apes 11:30pm The BRITS are Coming 1:10am Camera Obscura 2:50am Patient Seven 4:50am The Perfect Match

2:00pm 2:15pm 2:30pm 2:45pm 3:00pm 3:30pm 4:00pm 4:30pm

2:05pm 3:10pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 12:00am

TUESDAY 12:00pm Neighbourhood Blues 12:45pm Close Calls: On Camera 1:15pm Bargain Hunt 2:00pm BBC News at One 2:30pm BBC London News 2:45pm Doctors 3:15pm Escape to the Country 4:00pm Flog It! 4:45pm Garden Rescue 5:30pm Hardball 6:15pm Pointless 7:00pm BBC News at Six 7:30pm BBC London News 8:00pm The One Show 8:30pm EastEnders 9:00pm Holby City 10:00pm The Split 11:00pm BBC News at Ten 11:30pm BBC London News

5:00pm 5:15pm 5:30pm 5:45pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm

EFL Greatest Games EFL Greatest Games EFL Greatest Games EFL Greatest Games Football Countdowns MLS Round Up Show Football's Greatest Football's Greatest Teams Scottish Cup Greatest Games Scottish Cup Greatest Games EFL Greatest Games EFL Greatest Games Football Years Football Countdowns Stars of Russia Destination Russia 2018 Championship PlayOff Final Highlights League 1 Play-Off Final Highlights

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WEDNESDAY 3:15pm

Escape to the Country 4:00pm Flog It! 4:45pm Garden Rescue 5:30pm Hardball 6:15pm Pointless 7:00pm BBC News at Six 7:30pm BBC London News 8:00pm The One Show 8:30pm Panorama 9:00pm The Big Crash Diet Experiment 10:00pm The Doctor Who Gave Up Drugs 11:00pm BBC News at Ten 11:30pm BBC London

7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 12:15am 1:15am 2:15am

Richard Osman's House of Games Curious Creatures Mexico: Earth's Festival of Life Springwatch Love in the Countryside Detectorists Newsnight Red Ape: Saving the Orangutan Britain's Biggest Warship World's Most Extraordinary Homes

6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm

Richard Osman's House of Games Curious Creatures Mexico: Earth's Festival of Life Springwatch Million Pound Menu The League of Gentlemen Newsnight The Drug Trial: Emergency at the Hospital The Bridge My Year with the Tribe

6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm

10:00pm 10:30pm 11:00pm 11:35pm 11:50pm 12:50am

The Chase ITV News London ITV Evening News Emmerdale Britain's Got Talent Live Show Coronation Street Britain's Got Talent Results ITV News at Ten and Weather ITV News London Car Crash Britain Caught on Camera British Touring Car Championship Highlights

3:10pm 4:00pm

Countdown A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 5:00pm The £100k Drop 6:00pm Come Dine with Me 7:00pm The Simpsons 7:30pm Hollyoaks 8:00pm Channel 4 News 9:00pm The Secret Life of the Zoo 10:00pm 24 Hours in A and E 11:00pm Carry on Brussels 12:05am Gogglebox 1:05am Friday Night Dinner 1:35am High and Dry 2:00am How'd You Get So Rich?

3:15pm

Celebrity Five Go Barging 4:15pm My Husband is Missing 6:00pm 5 News at 5 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Home and Away 7:30pm 5 News Tonight 8:00pm Police Interceptors 9:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 10:00pm Pompeii's Final Hours: New Evidence 11:00pm Inglourious Basterds 12:00am 5 News

11:20am The BRITS are Coming 1:10pm War for the Planet of the Apes 3:45pm Cop and a Half: New Recruit 5:40pm Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders 7:15pm The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature 9:00pm War for the Planet of the Apes 11:25pm Viking 1:45am The BRITS are Coming 3:25am Camera Obscura

6:00pm 6:30pm

3:20pm

10:15am Cop and a Half: New Recruit 12:00pm War for the Planet of the Apes 2:25pm Bad Match 3:55pm Cop and a Half: New Recruit 5:40pm The BRITS are Coming 7:20pm The Nut Job 2: Nutty

by Nature 9:00pm War for the Planet of the Apes 11:25pm Bad Match 1:00am The BRITS are Coming

3:30pm MLS Round Up Show 4:00pm Football's Greatest 4:30pm Football's Greatest Teams 5:00pm Scottish Cup Greatest Games 5:30pm EFL Greatest Games 6:00pm Football Years 6:30pm Football Countdowns 7:00pm Stars of Russia 7:30pm Destination Russia 2018 8:00pm EFL Greatest Games 8:30pm EFL Greatest Games 9:00pm League 1 Play-Off Final Highlights

Football Years Football Countdowns 7:00pm Stars of Russia 7:30pm Destination Russia 2018 8:00pm EFL Greatest Games 8:15pm EFL Greatest Games 8:30pm EFL Greatest Games 8:45pm EFL Greatest Games 9:00pm Championship PlayOff Final Highlights 10:00pm Stars of Russia 10:30pm Destination Russia 2018 11:00pm Football's Greatest Teams

THURSDAY 4:00pm 4:45pm 5:30pm 6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 11:45pm

Flog It! Garden Rescue Hardball Pointless BBC News at Six BBC London News The One Show EastEnders Britain's Best Home Cook Ambulance BBC News at Ten BBC London News Question Time

7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 12:15am 1:15am 2:15am

10:00pm 10:30pm 11:00pm 11:35pm 11:50pm 12:50am 1:40am 4:00am

The Chase ITV News London ITV Evening News Emmerdale Britain's Got Talent Live Show Coronation Street Britain's Got Talent ITV News at Ten and Weather ITV News London Great Art Lethal Weapon Jackpot247 ITV Nightscreen

3:10pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm

Countdown A Place in the Sun The £100k Drop Come Dine with Me The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News Kirstie and Phil's Love it or List it 10:00pm Humans 11:00pm First Dates 12:05am 24 Hours in Police Custody 1:10am The Great British Sex Survey

Celebrity Five Go Barging 4:15pm Dangerous Company 6:00pm 5 News at 5 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Home and Away 7:30pm 5 News Tonight 8:00pm All New Traffic Cops 9:00pm Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords 10:00pm Pompeii's Final Hours: New Evidence 11:00pm The World's Toughest Prison

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25th - 31st May Across

Word Ladder Can you by changing 1 letter at a time, get from the first word to the last word in the given number of moves?

1 2 3 4

Cryptic

Down 1 Really enjoy dressing (6) 2 Rebel Euro MP's leader (7) 3 A number going to church for fish (5) 4 Pass by the Spanish part of church (6) 5 Army unit rebuilt a bridge (7) 6 Irish terrorists meet queen - one from Baghdad, perhaps (5) 7 Reveals aftertaste in several beer mugs (6) 13 Small bed by lake for inner circle (7) 15 In search of Neptune, sounds like (7) 16 A heap of snow lost at sea (6) 17 A follower endures explosions (6) 18 A ceremony in a Spiritualist's meeting (6) 20 Stick to prohibition outside (5) 22 Exhaust water supply after day (5)

ROOT Weekly Stars

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Aries. Pluto is incumbent this week, and so don’t listen to the tittle tattle of others, but do come to your own conclusions, offering helpful assistance wherever it is appropriate. Trining with Jupiter means that you may be out on a limb somewhat, but better than to suffer in silence than accepting other people’s version of events.

Libra. Balanced by the Sun in cahoots with Saturn your innermost energies are called to bring timbre to a situation that appears to be veering out of control, before your very eyes.

Rather than think of your quest for balance, feel that your input right now is very much the icing on the best cake, and presentation and turn out are absolutely vital.

Taurus. The opposition with Saturn sees that your planetary leader is working against the odds to come up trumps for you right now.

Taking into consideration all that has happened recently Saturn may not assist in speeding things up, but you are getting a second opinion that is truly second, to none, whilst others get a true run for their money.

Scorpio. Your strong healing energies are sought this week to bring resolve to conflict and to end hostilities. If at first you don’t succeed, look within to use that powerful energy to make a difference, because things cannot go on like this for much longer. Forget the apology you deserve, as it won’t be too long in coming your way now anyway!

Gemini. Mercury enters at the end of an eventful week that has given you the chance to show others what you can do if you are given a blank canvas. Build on this because it can only work well for you in the future. Accept that the kudos of a present Mercury allows channels of communication to not only open, but to work for you on your behalf.

Sagitarius. It would seem as if somebody is literally biting the hand that feeds them, and this has become unbelievably ugly as late.

Jealousy and greed has seen that someone didn’t get their two pennyworth, but that was not of your making and neither was it your intention. Jupiter rescues financial woes by rewarding actions with Neptune.

Cancer. Moon magic and the Sun nudging up to Saturn and you are going to have to be patient a little bit longer in the current scheme of things. The good news is that you are both prepared and ready to act when called, which will be when the time is right and compromise is no longer a feature of the action. Be assured all will go well, but not yet!

Capricorn. Take what is going on around you with a pinch of salt. Truth is the answer to the negativities of those who obviously do not have your true interests at heart! The Mercury ingress in Gemini helps you to weigh up the pros and cons somewhat, and so too keeps you with a level head and the very best of intentions to work with.

Leo. Go with the flow this week because you have put a lot of energy into a project that has in turn seen you change your mind about things. Jupiter is in trine with Neptune and your powerful and productive energies are much sought after now that things are at a critical level, and you offer solution and the strong leadership to enable and back it.

Aquarius. Take some time for yourself this week. You have been taking on too much recently, but now that you can take the pressure off a little, do so. Ideally pack a bag and travel, but if this is not possible take some well-earned rest, and put your feet up! There is a busy time ahead, and you know it, so rest and relax now, while you can, and enjoy!

Virgo. You have been both questioning and unsure of late, so you have shelved things that could be possible, and are currently awaiting solution any which way it comes along. This is a time to take control and to focus on the positive, not the probable. You never know what you can do until you try, but the way things are, you are about to find out!

Pisces. Your deeply spiritual energies can sometimes be at loggerheads with the negativities of an uncaring World around you.

Right now your creative balance is calling you to work with other people, as you have skills that you need to share with receptive people who can see, more than ever, the great difference you could make to them!

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Each number in the Code Breaker grid represents a different letter of the alphabet. In this week’s puzzle, 16 represents N and 18 represents Z, so fill in N every time the figure 16 appears and Z every time the figure 18 appears. Now, using your knowledge of the English language, work out which letters should go in the missing squares. As you discover the letters, fill in other squares with the same number in the main grid and the control grid.

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1 Chop up trees to get a badge (7) 5 Releases from custody with some cricket gear (5) 8 Flower seen in a dell up in the Lake District (5) 9 Disturb a US soldier by the gallery (7) 10 Psyche revealed by Macbeth, ostensibly (5) 11 Side with gal in trouble (5) 12 Push soldiers (5) 14 Drink from fractured pipes (5) 19 Introduction of Fairtrade butter extract (5) 21 Support for fifty on the boundary (5) 23 Hospital doctors bury bridge partners (7) 24 Die surrounded by gold? Goodbye (5) 25 Nervous of fickle teens (5) 26 African country seen rebuilt by girl (7)

25th - 31st May

Kenny’s Postbag

Quick Across 1 Get or find again (7) 7 Large company of musicians (9) 8 Expense (4) 9 One (4) 11 Crude (9) 12 Answers (7) Down 2 Beyond normal limits (9) 3 Do what one is told (4) 4 Widespread (9) 5 Abstract idea (7) 6 Associate (7) 10 Written account of money owed (4)

Across 1 Bracelet (7) 5 Principio (comienzo) (5) 8 Langosta (de mar) (7) 9 Sobrina (5) 10 Cuchara (para comer) (5) 11 Islandia (7) 12 Anchovy (salted, tinned) (6) 14 Codicioso (6) 17 Aisle (aeroplane,

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5 Desde entonces (5) 6 Promedio (7) 7 Martes (7) 12 To suck in (air or dust) (7) 13 Waterfall (7) 15 Rosary (7) 16 Votantes (6) Down 18 Laws (5) 1 Píldoras (5) 20 Exilio (5) 2 Book (5) 3 Government-licenced 21 Pears (5) tobacconist's (7) 4 Tener miedo (6)

theatre) (7) 19 Oveja (5) 22 Listo (dispuesto) (5) 23 Más temprano (7) 24 Carreteras (5) 25 Chubascos (7)

English - Spanish The clues are mixed, some clues are in Spanish and some are in English.

Kakuro Fill all the empty squares using the numbers 1 to 9, so that the sum of each horizontal block equals the ‘clue’ on its left, and the sum of each vertical block equals the clue on its top. No number may be used in the same block more than once.

Sudoku

Word Wheel The goal of a word wheel puzzle is to create as many words possible with the letters in the word wheel. You can only use each letter once and every word must have the letter in the centre of the wheel.

Can you find the 9 letter word?

The 9 letter word is:

Fill the grid so every column and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1-9

Kenny, I have a collection of photos showing Orbs, some taken by me, and some taken of me. However recently in a video recorded on my telephone an Orb clearly moves across the room very slowly. I feel I know that someone is wanting to connect with me, but I didn’t know that Orbs could move!

Heather D. Heather, most Orbs are static, but working through technology more and more Orbs are showing us clearly what they can do. You got a good result, and the clip is there to share with friends and family as evidence that energies can be recorded here on Earth. Negative people will say it is a fake I guess, but we know the truth is that it is a connection of Love made between Earth and the Spirit World.

Kenny Corris

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Advertising Feature

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In this, its 70th anniversary year, Costa Cruises particularly singled out Falken Tours and two other agencies for being amongst the three most regular participants in the event over the years.

More than 1,800 professionals from the travel business coming from 32 different countries were present at this star studied event which was held in the Costa Favolosa to enjoy a short cruise around the Mediterranean and to learn more about the future plans of the market sector and Costa Cruises.

To commemorate the 70th anniversary of the cruise company, there was a special gala dinner and subsequent party, Costa Cruises also took the opportunity to show its vision of the future with the announcement of the fact that the latest edition to its fleet, the Costa Smeralda, is the first large cruise ship powered by Liquefied Natural Gas, the cleanest fuel in the world.

Representatives of Falken Tours on stage during the Gala.

The Costa Smeralda will become the new flagship of the company and is being built with the inclusion of first class Italian design and fittings, as well as with the latest technology to ensure the most exciting entertainment.

Thanks to virtual reality technology, those present were able to discover all of the different areas of the ship such as the

swimming pools, Il Colosseo (the great central plaza that will delight the most technological), the cabins with double balconies towards the sea, the Arlecchino restaurant as well as the teraza and Superba bar.

The first of these special new, state of the art cruise ships will be delivered in 2019 with more in 2021 (along with others

for the AIDA Cruises brand): they will have a revolutionary ‘green’ design and will be powered by Liquefied Natural Gas, the cleanest fossil fuel in the world which will represent a huge environmental advance.

Costa embodies Italian excellence thanks to its 19,000 Costa partners around the world, who work every day with passion to offer the best Italian cruise holidays with 137 different itineraries, 261 destinations and 60 ports of embarkation.

Costa Cruises have been awarded in the exclusive Excellence Awards of Turku (Finland) and at this event, the 1,800 agents were able to attend different moments within the construction process, thus learning all about this amazing new addition to the Costa family.

Currently, the Costa fleet, the largest in Europe, has a total of 15 ships in service, all under the Italian flag. In addition, two of its ships from the new generation Cruises 2018 have been granted three quality seals: ‘Best Quality Shipping Marketer,’ ‘Best Brand Image among Consumers’ and ‘Major brand recognised among Travel Agents.’

25th - 31st May

-IR verb endings in present simple

Basic Spanish for everyday needs

by Jane Cronin

so we can repeat it for all six changes.

WE are still working on our present simple tense of verbs and the changes that they make depending on which group they fall into.

To understand how the present simple tense works we have to divide verbs into three categories: 1. Standard verbs which follow simple regular patterns; 2. Root-changing verbs which also follow regular patterns; 3. Irregular verbs of which there are only four.

We are currently still in category 1, and we have looked at the changes made to -ar and -er ending verbs. So, in this article we shall look at standard -ir ending verbs, which will mean that one main category will have been dealt with.

Let’s take a common -ir verb: VIVIR which means ‘to live.’ Remember that the first thing we must always do is separate the ending -IR from the root VIV. This is a basic procedure that we need to get into the habit of doing whenever we are dealing with verbs.

As we have seen with our previous standard verbs, the root VIV will not vary,

Viv Viv Viv

Viv Viv Viv

Now for the ending changes which indicate who is the person or persons who live. These are as follows. o es e

imos is en

You will notice that these are not dramatically different from the ‘-er’ verb endings. In fact there are only two forms (first and second persons plural) which vary. I like to think that -ir verbs have a slight identity problem. They are inclined to copy -er verbs at the drop of a hat.

Now let’s put our example verb together.

Vivo Vives Vive

Vivimos Vivis Viven

I can’t resist reminding you what this all means, just in case you are losing the plot - vivo (I live), vives (you live - when there’s only one ‘you’) vive (he lives, she lives, it lives, and the more formal - you live), vivimos (we live), vivis (you live -

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when there’s more that one ‘you’), viven (they live - or more rarely the more formal - you, when there’s more than one you to be formal to). Now you can understand why it’s not terribly convenient to repeat all of that every time! Just in case that last one has upset you, just stick with: viven means ‘they live’ and that will be just fine!

Well, there are of course many other standard -ir verbs that behave in the same way, for example: escribir (to write), abrir (to open), recibir (to receive).

If you remember we saw in the last article that occasionally the first person singular (I) form ‘does its own thing.’ This also happens with some standard ‘-ir’ verbs, for example salir (to go out). The first person ‘I go out’ is salgo, but the rest of the verb is completely regular. Likewise conducir (to drive) conduzco (I drive), oir (to hear) oigo (I hear). Oir makes some other minor spelling adjustments although it remains a standard verb. However, I see I’ve got rather carried away today so you’ll be sad to know we haven’t got time to discuss oir any further. ¡Hasta la semana que viene!

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Could blood help heal?

USING blood as a beauty treatment is now a common occurrence, particularly among Hollywood A-listers. The socalled ‘vampire therapies’ are a favourite of Kim Kardashian who was one of the first to draw attention to the rather unusual facial which involves using your own blood in the plateletrich plasma therapy (PRP).

But now, the healing platelets, rich in proteins and beneficial properties to help accelerate and repair tissue, bone and skin, are not just being used in the beauty industry as a way of helping you stay looking younger for longer and are being used as a way of helping numerous conditions.

Pulled muscles PRP is becoming more common amongst athletes who are reporting that the growth factors in the platelets are helping to heal tendon damage with the blood being a natural healing substance and speeding up the process.

Golfer Tiger Woods and tennis player Rafael Nadal are all reported to have received PRP to help treat various problems.

Arthritic knees Painkillers and keyhole surgery are the normal options for sufferers, but

could blood be beneficial in treating such ailments? A study by researchers in New York reported that injecting the patients’ own blood cells into their knees reduced pain and improved function and appeared to delay the progression of osteoarthritis.

As a result, some specialists are now offering PRP treatment with the blood plasma being injected into the knee to stop arthritis getting worse.

Healing wounds A study last year published in the World Journal of Plastic Surgery, reported that using a patient’s blood could help heal wounds and burns. By incorporating it into a gel it is believed to not only help with the healing process, but help protect against infection on the wounds. It is also believed to reduce the appearance of scars.

Hair loss Could PRP even be used to help prevent hair loss? Some dermatologists believe so as a study found that PRP injections into the scalp appeared to slow the hair loss process.

However, it is thought to work better the earlier it is used in the hair loss process.

How does PRP work?

Blood is taken from the patient with

YOUNGER PEOPLE: Increase in cases of presbyopia.

More tablet use damaging eyesight UNUSUAL FACIAL: Using your own blood. the platelets separated from the other blood cells before going through a centrifugation process to increase the platelet concentrations. It is these platelets that are understood to have the healing benefits with the plateletrich plasma then injected back into the patients.

EXCESSIVE use of technological devices such as tablets and computers is believed to be behind an increase in the cases of the eye condition presbyopia in younger people.

The condition of long-sightedness is more common amongst the over 50’s and is a natural result of the aging process and wear and tear on the eye. Sufferers experience blurred vision when doing close up work such as reading, sewing or working on the computer.

Now, the Eye Institute Tres Torres is reporting more cases in the younger population, of those in their late 30’s with an increased noted over the last five years.

Men living with HIV IN Spain it is estimated that between 130,000-160,000 people are living with HIV, with around 20 per cent undiagnosed. Of new cases diagnosed, eight out of 10 of them are men, aged between 29-45 years of age.

These are the findings of a report on HIV and AIDS in the country made available to the Ministry of Health, Social Services and Equality.

Up to June 30 this year, there has been a total of 3,428 new diagnoses of the virus within the Autonomous Communities, Cuenta and Melilla.

This rate is similar to those of other European countries.

The most common mode of transmission of HIV is through sexual relations.

Transmission from drug injecting continues to decline and stood at 2.8 per cent. The report also shows a fall in the cases of the disease being detected among immigrants.

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Why are you broke?

by Michael Walsh

CAREFUL with your finances and pay your credit cards on time to avoid interest charges?

Don’t be too smug. Every time you purchase a train ticket; buy a pair of shoes or use public services roughly 40 per cent of the outlay will have gone to the banking industry’s vaults.

According to Ellen Brown, chairman of America’s Public Banking Institute, bank interest charges are regressive, which means the poor are milked to gratify the rich.

A public banking sector would discount up to 40 per cent off everything we buy or use. This is the reason why the private banking system can’t ultimately challenge nationalised banks like those of Russia, China and Iran. It explains America’s $21 trillion debt.

Farmers, manufacturers and transportation costs are dependent upon bank credit. Each in the supply chain must invest, use premises, engage labour, materials and transport, etc. This before

the end product is available. This credit is accumulative and variable.

German professor, Margrit Kennedy reveals that 35 to 40 per cent of everything we buy goes on bank interest. Each time local government and ordinary purchasers spend €100, 40 per cent is si-

phoned off by the banking conglomerate’s accumulative interest rates.

Dr Kennedy discovered that even in fiscally prudent Germany bank interest adds 12 per cent to the cost of refuse collection. When we receive a water bill presume an eye-watering 38 per cent of the

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invoice value will go directly to the e-vaults of the private banking sector. In Germany a breathtaking 77 per cent of rentable public housing goes in private bank interest.

American citizens need not smirk; compound interest on most mortgages amounts to 80 per cent

of what they pay for home or business premises. The home of the free is actually the home of the free ride if you are a bondholder, banker or financier.

The noted German researcher and analyst draws heavily on the findings of economist, Helmut Creutz. His findings are based on the German economic model.

However, if you are not German don’t get too excited; the same corrupt banking system is in place throughout the European Union and United Kingdom.

Financial sector profits comprise an incredible 40 per cent of the price of whatever Americans purchase. This may go some way to explaining why 1 per cent of Americans own 42 per cent of the national wealth. Only 5 per cent of America’s wealth is shared between those making up 80 per cent of the population.

If we had a financial system that transferred private bank interest back to the public purse 35 per cent could be lopped off the price of everything we buy. That means we could buy three items for the price of two; our salaries would go 50 per cent farther than they go today.

Mike Walsh’s opinions are his own and do not necessarily represent the views of the publishers advertisers or sponsors.

A reader writes about Michael Walsh articles JUDGING by the repetitive views espoused by M i c h a e l Wa l s h i n y o u r p a p e r e ac h w e e k o n b e half of Vladimir Putin and the Russian government, I believe he is in grave danger of presenting himself as a modern day King Canute.

Apar t from Jeremy Corbyn, V ladimir Putin and his cronies and M i c h a e l Wa l s h , t h e re can’t be too many people on the planet who seriously believe that Russia is not involved in some way with the very serious events which took place in Salisbur y recently.

“Needless to say there

wasn’t a shred of evidence to sug gest Russian involvement” he writes! He accuses the media of peddling fake news - “ There isn’t enough evidence of Russian responsibility t o re a c h a M a g i s t ra t e ’s Court”! Really! - How does he know?

D o e s h e s e r io u s l y b e l i e v e t h a t t h e w o r l d ’s leading security services would not have evidence which they are unlikely to share with him or the general public?

Would so many of the world’s leading nations, headed by the United States, have been so eager to add their names

to the condemnation of R u s s i a w i t h o u t g re a t e r evidence of involvement than that published in the general media?

I’ve noticed over the years that whenever there is criticism of Russia in general and Putin in par ticular, Mr Walsh is the first to their defe n ce , w h i c h c a u s e s m e to wonder - without wishing to add to the subject of ‘fake news’does Mr Walsh have connections in that regard?

I am relieved to note your disclaimer at the bottom of the page, distancing yourselves from his views.

Ken, San Fulgencio

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Are you dirty?

by David Hudson I MEAN your vehicle not you.

Madrid in its campaign for a clean city has launched a roadside machine that instantly gauges the amount and type of smoke emitting from your exhaust and register the toxins. As you pass the monitor will light up with either a smiling green face which means you are

clean or a red sad face that says you are dirty.

At the moment this is to advise drivers of the condition of their vehicle but it is expected that when the trial is over then it will be used to monitor vehicles and fine or ban vehicles.

This is like a sledge hammer to crack a nut because like all cities that are built in a valley with a river the natural weather pattern will cause a cloud of fog in t h e w i n t e r. I n t h e 4 0 ’ s and 50’s London suffered from smog - a thick yellow acid killer fog that was so dense that when my wife’s suitcase burst open when getting off a bus at Crystal Palace she could not see what came out and had to feel to find them.

The solution was very simple because the

smoke f r o m house f i r e s mixed with the fog produced the killer mixture. When coal fires were stopped the smog disappeared. The problem today is they dispel particles that sit about 30 feet above city streets with tall buildings and contain all toxins that build up.

This has been known for decades and the answer would be to phase out diesel powered vehicles plus making the regular ITV test monitored and greater testing. But that is too simple.

The Euro solution is to

An early police Velocete motorcycle.

have electric vehicles. The problem is countries can hardly manage to meet e l e c t r i c d e m a n d s n o w.

Spain tries to meet extra demand by sun, wind and water while France is using nuclear power and the UK is still trying to find an answer.

Ever since the combustible engine was invented companies have been trying to produce an electric powered vehicle that competes with

petrol engines.

I remember the Co-op electric milk floats and the N o d d y Ve l o c e t e P o l i c e motorcycles. The electric motorcycle was good for sneaking up on suspects because you could not hear them approaching as I found out.

But they did not last even though they were reliable because they did not use instant fuel.

In the Euro’s enthusiasm for electric vehicle they do not have any commercially produced

vans, lorries, buses or motorcycles.

The combustible engine is like the wheel, though people try really hard, nothing has replaced its versatility, offroad ability and can fill up in seconds as well as being able to carry additional supplies.

Today Repsol has released an initiative with offering €400 of Auto gas GLP fuel if you convert your engine to take the GLP. The fuel meets the Euro minimum emissions as well as being cheaper and now Repsol are stocking it in most of their stations.

This means that most of the vehicles on the road can be saved from what could be a massive problem for the future.

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Bond beauty under the hammer

AN Aston Martin used in the 1995 James Bond film Goldeneye could sell for between €1.37 and €1.83 million when auctioned in July.

The Aston Martin DB5 will be sold by Bonhams, one of the world’s oldest auction houses founded in 1793.

Pierce Brosnan raced the 1965 vehicle in one of the most famous Bond car chases.

The drive-off sees the MI6 agent evade a Ferrari F355 driven by sexy assailant Xenia Onatopp along curvy Monaco mountain roads.

“A Bond DB5 is surely the pinnacle of cinematic cars,” Bonham’s spokesperson Poppy McKenzie Smith said.

Goldeneye is not generally remembered as the spy franchise’s finest but it is securely wedged in the imagination of 90s generation viewers.

“This car captures the glamour, daring and quintessential Britishness of everyone’s

J-TURN: Duchess to ditch carriage for evasive driving course.

BOND RECORD: onlookers eye-up Bond’s DB5. favourite spy,” McKenzie Smith the links with Bond make this even more special,” McKenzie said.

It holds the record for the Smith added. most expensive James Bond It is painted in classic Silver memorabilia ever sold when Birch colour and underneath sits a six-cylinder, 4.0-litre enauctioned off in 2001.

Bonhams said it is “easy to gine generating 282bhp.

Some argue it is one of the see” why the car is so soughtafter. Its spokesperson said the best-looking cars ever produced vehicle is a “truly beautiful maby a British manufacturer. chine in exemplary condition, It will be on show on June 1 and 2 at Bonhams’ Englefield and still capable of up to 150mph.

House showroom in Berkshire and will be under the hammer “The DB5 is one of the most at Goodwood Festival of Speed recognisable and evocative on July 13.

British classics in the world, and

Duchess to drive like Bond

THE Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, will learn how to drive like James Bond as part of her Royal initiation.

All members of the Royal Family have to be taught tactical and evasive driving techniques in case they need to escape an attack or a kidnapping attempt, former Met Police officer Mick Croome, told press. The skills would be used as a “last resort manoeuvre,” he added.

And the new Duchess will learn a trick known as the J-turn, Croobre said. In the move, the driver reverses the car before spinning it around and speeding off in the other direction.

The techniques she picks up could be vital.

But the newly-wed’s 24-hour personal security

team should mean they will not be needed, British media reports.

Despite having personal drivers, the Royal Family has a history of getting behind the wheel. If the duchess follows suit, the skills may just come in handy, according to media.

And the new royal couple have already shown a flare for fancy cars as they left their wedding in a specially converted 1968 Jaguar-E-Type. It had its straight-six engine replaced with a battery electric motor for the special day.

Toby Grafftey-Smith, a Jamiroquai musician, owned the silver-blue coloured British classic before he died of cancer aged 46 last year, media said.

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sport Walking football hits Costa Blanca THE Oldies Gran Alacant Walking Football Club was formed last August and after 37 weekly sessions played their first away game at Rojales on May 22.

This motley crew in their first ‘competitive’ match put up a spirited performance eventually going down 8-3 to Rojales on their Astro pitch.

They were only 5-3 down early in the third quarter but defensive frailties cost them three further goals.

A very fair referee who let no one get away with running except luckily some oldies players!

No injuries reported (including heatstroke or sunburn) and they all enjoyed IN what was an important day in the society calendar they played a Ryder cup format, where the captain’s team was pinched against the vice captain’s team.

They also had buggy pairs, nearest the pins and some other challenges so the day was very busy.

The course was tricky but played well and some very good scores were recorded.

The results were: nearest the pins on the par 3’s Bill Peters, Ray Batey, Bill Malcolm and Ian Allison.

The best individual score was an outstanding 43 points from Ray Batey which will earn him a large handicap cut, the two’s pot was shared by Nigel Wright and Bill Peters.

Best buggy score was Ray Batey and Nigel

the hospitality of the hosts in the bar after the game.

The oldies are now looking for volunteers for their next match against San Fulgencio on their astro turf pitch.

Sadly, they can’t currently play these teams at home as they do not have an astro turf pitch on Gran Alacant.

They report that their sponsored shirts looked good at the Rojales game, thanks to Gran Alacant Properties, GA Homefinders, Gran Alacant Advertiser magazine, Hispania, and La Paletta Restaurant.

If you would like any further information, please email Barry on laneinspain@hot mail.com.

PLAYERS: Down but not out!

Vistabella hosted Ruby’s golf society

IVIE DAVIS MEMORIAL: The winning team.

Wright, but the main event of the day was the team event, and although fairly close the Captain’s team took the honours and lifted the huge trophy which was kindly donated

by Vistabella golf.

After they had all replenished themselves with a meal and a few drinks, the presentation took place followed by an auction which raised €300 for the cancer charity AECC. A great day sponsored

by Vistabella golf and supported by Ruby’s golf society in memory of former member Ivie Davies.

Playa Flamenca do it again LAST Saturday Playa Flamenca Walking Football team, holders of the 2018 Pride of Spain award, were invited back to play in the annual San Miguel Strollers Walking Football competition.

They were invited back as they were last year ’s champions. The competition was held with two groups of three teams on a knock out basis.

The Playa Flamenca Walking Wanderers Football team won the top group final against Campoverdy Portabello Walking Football team.

The Walking Wanderers won the cup and competition without conceding a single goal.

The final tally for the team was 25 goals for and 0 conceded. They have now won four out of the five competitions they have been involved with.

A big thank you must go out to Bill and Sandra Whitehouse and the San Miguel Strollers for putting on such a fantastic competition again this year.

P l a y a F l a m e n c a Wa l k i n g F o o t b a l l c l u b P l a y o n Monday afternoon from 4pm (5pm from July) at the CDM Sports centre where they will always welcome new members.

Should you require any further information please contact bobbyg2542@hotmail.com.

El Plantio 2 Golf Society and a hole in one WITH 19 members and one guest competing, the Team Joker took place recently with five teams of four players in a shotgun start.

Hi-jacking most of the prizes was new member, Barry Walthall, who is in a rich vein of form scoring two birdies and one nearest the pin and achieving the first hole-in-one since December 2017.

He also played a big part in helping his team to win the competition but he will suffer for his good form by receiving a healthy cut from his handicap.

Nearest the pins - Hole 1, Lawrence Wanty and Hole 5, Barry Walthall.

Combined Stableford Scores were:Third Place, Gwyn Scale, Gary Needham,

TEAM JOKER: All of the 20 competitors.

Brian Coupe, Mike Williams - 131 points.

Second Place, John Burke, Alistair Douglas, Ray Housley, Rod Loveday - 137 points.

First Place, John Wilby, Barry Walthall, Mike Davies, Graham Blakeway - 138 points.

If anyone would like to join the Society, they play at El Plantio Golf Club every Tuesday, Friday and Sunday.

They use both courses - the Par 3 ninehole course and the main 18-hole course, so cater for all abilities and membership rates are very competitive, so call for more details.

Anyone who wishes to play in the Society as a guest or join as a new member should contact Ian Henderson on 966 716 616 or 636 116 230.