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Red Cross lifeguards report another successful summer

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SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT: The Red Cross beach patrol unit

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by Tahnee Wright THE RED CROSS beach patrol unit finished its tenth high summer season in Javea last weekend, reporting yet another summer with no drownings on the stretch of prime Costa Blanca coast.

The unit took charge of the beach patrol in 2007 and this summer some 42 Red Cross lifeguards monitored the area, ensuring the safety of bathers.

This summer, 67 rescues were made, 10 of those being when red flags were clearly flying and bathers entered the sea despite being warned by lifeguards not to.

The rest of the rescues took place in unmonitored areas, caused mainly by bathers jumping into the sea from the rocks– an act that, in most areas, is forbidden.

Despite the low figures, the Red Cross together with the local police remind bathers to act responsibly – especially in unmonitored areas.

As for healthcare, around 3,000 Javea beachgoers required medical assistance this summer, in comparison to around 5,000 in 2016.

This drop is due to the decline of jellyfish along the coast – the unit said there has been “almost none”.

The majority of incidents requiring medical assistance involved spider fish stings, hedgehog pricks and heatstroke.

78 Javea beachgoers were taken away in ambulances this summer, most of these incidents relating to cardio-respiratory problems. All of Javea’s beaches are equipped with a defibrillator to respond to these types of emergencies and the Arenal even has two, making the Javea coast one of the safest on the Costa Blanca.

Javea Mayor Jose Chulvi congratulated the Red Cross beach patrol unit on yet another successful high summer season.

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75 kilos collected on coastal clean MORE THAN 40 volunteers took part in a coastal clean operation last Sunday organised by Benissa’s Department of Environment and the Club Nautico Les Bassetes.

A total 75 kilograms of waste was collected – 5 kilograms more than was collected last year.

The coastal clean operation was designed not only to improve the environment but to raise awareness about the need to be respectful.

The council expressed its greatest thanks to all of the volunteers for their hard work and also to the Les Bassetes Diving Centre, Jujuju Aquacentre and Benissa Impuls for their collaboration.

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The Day of the Valencian Community marks the anniversary of King James I of Aragon’s capture of the city of Valencia from Moorish forces in 1238. It is also the Day of Saint Dionysius, a traditional festival for lovers.

The day is an annual public holiday across the Valencian Community. Most businesses and other organisations are closed.

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Parades and other public events may cause some local disruption to traffic, especially in the centres of towns and villages.

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Local filmmaker steals the show in Canada

Christmas comes early TEULADA-MORAIRA recently purchased four new bicycles for its local police beach unit.

The bicycles are lightweight to improve accessibility for the unit, which is made up of four officers and a coordinator.

Throughout July, August and September, the unit was called to 1,106 incidents – 688

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TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK: Ivars (front, second from right) and his team, including teachers who once taught him

by Tahnee Wright Denia filmmaker Albert Ivars won ‘Best Comedy Award’ at the Alternative Film Festival (AltFF) in Toronto, Canada recently.

The AltFF is a quarterly event that is committed to bringing filmmakers of all levels even beginners - a chance at taking home a festival award.

Ivars and his film ‘100% puro algodon’ (100% pure cotton) were also nominated for the ‘Best Screenplay’ and ‘Best Cinema-

tography’ awards.

The film - crowdfunded at a cost of €9,000 - was shot across four Valencian locations, including Pedreguer and pokes fun at people who pretend to be something they are not, with happily married couple Aritz and Sonia as the protagonists of the story.

It has been a successful year for Ivars who was also finalist at the EURASIA International - Monthly Film Festival and received an Honorary Mention at the Festival Internacional de Cine de Queretaro.

Pensioner hit by tourist train A 70-year-old woman was taken to hospital with head injuries on Wednesday morning after being hit by the tourist train in

Benidorm.

The incident occurred on the pedestrian crossing outside the city’s Hotel Agir, on the busy Avenida

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Mediterraneo.

At the time of printing, the incident is still being investigated by Benidorm’s local police.

of those were related to people, 59 were related to documentation checks, 37 were related to street vendors and 21 were related to public health.

The municipality also purchased two 300cc scooters, equipped with AGS to improve accessibility for the local police.

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24 feb - 2 march 2017

Can you smell gas?

Send him down

A man has been sentenced to 11 years in prison for sexually abusing his daughter. The court heard how the defendant abused the victim for two years when she was between six and eight years old. The abuse took place at the family home in Alfaz del Pi when the mother was away at weekends. The defendant will serve the full 11-year sentence and has been ordered to pay €15,000 in victim compensation. He received a restraining order prohibiting him from communicating with or being within 300 metres of his daughter for 14 years.

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CALLOSA D'EN SARRIA: The leak came from a nearby factory

by Rose Holmes Residents of Callosa d'en Sarria were faced with a “potentially dangerous” situation earlier this week as hundreds of litres of ammonia leaked through the town from a nearby factory.

Firefighters arrived at around 7.00pm on Tuesday after dozens of neighbours reported the smell of gas.

The local police ordered all resi-

dents to close their windows to prevent poisoning.

Neighbours did not have to evacuate their homes thanks to the firefighters, who quickly stopped the gas from spreading.

The firefighters, who used breathing equipment to avoid intoxication, diluted the 150-200 litres of leaked ammonia with water.

Ammonia is corrosive. Exposure to high

concentrations of ammonia in air causes immediate burning of the eyes, nose, throat and respiratory tract and can result in blindness, lung damage or death.

Inhalation of lower concentrations can cause coughing, and nose and throat irritation.

The factory- situated just a few metres from the municipal sports centre is being investigated under health and safety regulations.

IN a recent plenary session, it was revealed to have cost Javea council €43,000 to restrict traffic down to the Granadella beach this summer.

Cars were prohibited from driving down to the Granadella beach in July and August and a free park and ride service operated from the car park

at the top of the narrow access road.

The initiative cost the council €10,000 in personnel and €33,000 for the park and ride service, which operated every 15-20 minutes between 10.00am – 6.00pm, with a second service running between 12.00pm – 2.00pm in August.

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DENIA’S General Structural Plan will be presented to the public in the coming week. The document provides for a population of 55,000 residents and a new 81.7-hectare development between the town, La Xara and Jesus Pobre. The plan prioritises the completion of current building projects and proposes the protection of the Pla de Denia agricultural site. The document further provides for a new green area Parc Vessanes and is committed to environmental sustainability.

The plan will be published on www.denia.es.

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Drug dealers arrested in popular resort

by Fabio Delucci The national police have dismantled a gang of drug-dealers in Benidorm that beat and extorted rival small-scale dealers in the Rincon de Loix area of the city, popular with British holidaymakers.

The detainees – 14 Spanish and Romanian men – resorted to violence to make rivals “understand” that only they were to sell drugs in the area, according to a statement from the police.

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Members of the gang were linked to nightclubs in the area, some of them were even bouncers, “controlling” the supply of cocaine, ecstasy, hashish, marijuana and MDMA. Victims of the gang have been hospitalised with broken backs, noses and head injuries – the gang favouring the use of baseball bats to “teach them a lesson.”

The dismantling of the gang was carried out over several days and involved over 60 national police officers.

THE MANAGER of a bar in Oliva was arrested for allegedly installing two CCTV cameras in the ladies’ toilets. The 69-year-old French man disguised one of the cameras to look like a plug and the other, in the ceiling, to look like a smoke alarm. The investigation began when a customer reported one of the cameras to the Guardia Civil. Officers inspected the premises to find the camera in question as well as the other one. The Guardia Civil also seized a computer and a mobile phone, which will be analysed and used as evidence.

LESSONS IN VIOLENCE: Rival dealers were controlled with the use of baseball bats

Suspended sentence Body washed up on beach A 48-YEAR-OLD man who molested an eight-year-old girl was sentenced to two years in prison last week, although his sentence was suspended for five years on the condition he pays €13,000 in victim compensation.

The court heard how the man sexually abused the victim in July 2014 at his home in Javea as they played ‘blind man’s bluff’.

The man was a trusted friend of the victim’s mother and he often looked after the young girl whilst her mother was at work, along with his own son aged six.

In addition to the suspended sentence, he received a restraining order prohibiting him from communicating with or being within a certain distance of the victim for 14 years.

The body of a man who is believed to have drowned washed up on a beach in Denia on Tuesday afternoon.

Bathers discovered the body on Les Albarenes beach, the second closest to the town centre after Punta del Raset. They called emergency services and an ambulance arrived followed by the local police.

Medics tried to resuscitate the man without success.

At the time of printing, officials were unable to identify the body however they believe the man to be between 45 and 55 years old.

The investigation continues.

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The cleaner of an apartment block who faced 19 years in prison for killing the president of the block’s resident’s association has been found not guilty.

The accused was charged with murder for killing the 67-year-old president, however was found not guilty on account of psychosis.

The events go back to March 2014 and took place in the apartment block on calle Cataluna in Gandia.

The accused is said to have rang the victim’s doorbell, before entering his property and stabbing him eight times in the head and neck.

The victim died of a massive haemorrhage.

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by Rose Holmes A FIGHT between two gypsy families in Gandia left one person dead and four people in hospital.

The events occurred last Sunday as the city celebrated Fira i Festes.

The families, who have been in dispute for months, started a mass brawl on Calle Peru, a dead-end road on the outskirts of Gandia.

People were shot, stabbed and at one point, a pistol was produced but was not fired.

Both families then raced

to the hospital in three cars at full speed through the city, causing pedestrians to jump out of their way to avoid being run over.

The Guardia Civil and the Policia Nacional gave chase to the vehicles, the drivers not stopping until they arrived at Hospital Comarcal Francesc De Borja, where casualties were treated and almost 40 people gathered outside, waiting for news from inside the hospital.

The man who died, whose identity has not been revealed, died of shot and stab wounds.

According to the Spanish press, the conflict between the families has been ongoing and on several occasions, the local police have been forced to mediate between them.

One of the gypsy families is from Beniopa, whilst the other has been settled in Gandia for years, originally from Alicante.

Police are still trying to clarify exactly how the fight started. At the time of printing, three of the four people in hospital remain stable whilst the other is in intensive care.

Valencia’s High Court of Justice reduced the custodial sentence given to a woman accused of hiring assassins to kill her husband’s mistress.

The events took place in 2010, when the accused found out her husband was having an affair.

The accused threatened her husband’s mistress and warned her that, if she did not stay away from her husband, she would kill her.

The victim was shot

three times a few months later and died of a massive haemorrhage.

Alicante Provincial Court originally sentenced the accused to two years and nine months in prison, which was reduced to one year and nine months in Valencia earlier this week.

On delivering the verdict, the High Court judge said that, although the accused threatened the victim, there is no solid evidence to prove that she had any involvement in the murder.

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One dead and four in hospital after mass gypsy brawl

Woman accused of hiring assassins has sentence reduced

BETTER THINGS TO DO: Cesar Sanchez resigned to focus on bigger things as Head of the Provincial Council of Alicante

It was announced this week that Ana Sala will replace Cesar Sanchez as the Mayor of Calpe.

Sala, the Councillor of Urbanism dubbed a ‘heavyweight in local politics’ pipped the likes of Pilar Cabrera and Hilde Elisa Peter Backaert to the post.

She will leave Urbanism in the hands of Bernardo Moll, whilst Domingo Sanchez takes over Moll’s previous General Services post.

Sala will also assume the position of Councillor of Sports.

Cesar Sanchez’s impending departure has been celebrated by some residents, one

criticising him for “allowing licenses for two architectural monsters and dismissing employees to reemploy them, costing the people of Calpe €1 million” before saying he has done nothing for the municipality but use the Mayor post as a “political springboard.”

It has been widely reported that the mayor was intending on resigning earlier this year, but the process was hindered by the much talked-about Supreme Court ruling that forced him to reemploy the employees he had dismissed in 2011.

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14 years for man who suffocated partner

A judge has acquitted two teachers from La Nucia accused of assaulting a 12-year-old student just over a year ago.

The events took place in March 2016, when the young boy accused the teachers of assaulting him for not doing his work.

However, the sentence

Photo credit Alicante Provincial Court

by Fabio Delucci A ROMANIAN man has been sentenced to 14 years in prison for suffocating his partner to death in an apartment in Denia.

Alicante Provincial Court heard how the defendant and two of his friends met the victim, a wealthy 58-year-old Spanish man, at a bus station in Madrid in August 2014.

The man and his friends were sleeping rough in the bus station as they had no money and the victim let them stay at an apartment he had rented in Madrid.

A romantic relationship grew between the defendant and the victim and a few weeks later they came to Denia for a holiday at an apartment owned by the victim in the Suenos de Denia urbanisation.

The couple were joined by the man’s friends two days later and that night, the group followed the victim to bed and beat him, demanding to know where he kept his money.

They put a sock in the victim’s mouth to stop him from screaming, which

Teachers acquitted

delivered earlier this week states “it has been established that the student was not mentally or physically assaulted in any way by the teachers in question.”

The young boy changed his story three times throughout the course of the investigation and has exhausted the appeal period.

82-year-old dies in bus crash

TRIED AND TESTED: Alicante Provincial Court caused him to suffocate.

The group scrambled around the house, stealing €10,000 before fleeing.

Five days later, the victim’s body was found in the apartment by his niece, who had called in to check on him after not hearing from him for a while.

The defendant and one of the friends initially pressured the third friend into taking the blame for the events, which

was later discovered by the Romanian police to be untrue.

In delivering the verdict, the judge said it was clear the defendant and his friends planned to return to Romania by “stealing from the victim” since they were “tired of depending on him financially.”

The second friend will face trial for his involvement in the events soon.

The cleaner of an apartment block who faced 19 years in prison for killing the president of the block’s resident’s association has been found not guilty. The accused was charged with murder for killing the 67-year-old president, however was found not guilty on account of psychosis.

The events go back to March 2014 and took place in the apartment block on calle Cataluna in Gandia. The accused is said to have rang the victim’s doorbell, before entering his property and stabbing him eight times in the head and neck. The victim died of a massive haemorrhage.

‘Obsessed’ officer faces jail A GUARDIA CIVIL officer accused of poisoning a female colleague and her family faces 30-years in prison if convicted. Both were stationed at the Guardia Civil headquarters in Villajoyosa and the officer allegedly stalked his colleague for three years, sneaking into her apartment to steal possessions including her underwear and a USB stick on which intimate

photos were stored.

In 2016, the officer was caught on camera entering his colleague’s home and adding insecticide to food she had prepared for her husband and three-year old child. The Public Prosecutor has demanded the officer stand trial on three counts of attempted murder, breaking and entering and invasion of privacy.

Ten arrested as drug gang bust Photo credit Euro Weekly News

READY FOR SALE: 393 grams of cocaine were in wraps TEN people were arrested as police bust a drug trafficking gang in Gandia.

The six men and four women, all aged between 26 and 62 and of Colombian, Spanish and Ukranian origin, were arrested as police officers stormed numerous properties and storage facilities, seizing more than a kilogram of cocaine, 45 grams of hashish and around €40,000 in cash, along with a vehicle, three mobile phones and equipment used to package the drugs.

The investigation began in June after the police became suspicious of a restaurant owner in Gandia who they believed was selling drugs.

Police officers soon discovered the operation was of a much larger scale and that the drugs were supplied to the restaurant owner, who had ‘runners’ around the city, distributing the drugs daily. Of the cocaine seized, 393 grams were enveloped in ‘wraps’ ready for sale.

Five of the detainees already have criminal records.

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by Steve Collins TRANSAVIA, the low-cost airline belonging to the Air France-KLM group, has announced that it will begin a route between Alicante and Paris.

The service will be launched on April 15 2018 and from that date until June there will be four flights a week on a Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday.

From July, they will add an extra flight with two on a Monday.

Hervé Kozar, commercial director of Transavia France, said: “The introduction of the new route between AlicanteParis is another step in the expansion of

Transavia in Spain. In this way, Spanish passengers will have even more options to discover Europe and, in particular, one of the main capitals of the world such as Paris.”

Next to Amsterdam, Paris is one of the main hubs of Transavia, and in addition to Alicante, the airline offers regular flights to Paris from Barcelona, Ibiza, Malaga, Palma de Mallorca, Tenerife, Madrid, Seville and Valencia.

Tickets for the new Alicante to Paris service are now available through the usual travel agent outlets or through the Transavia website, and prices start from only €35.

Hat trick

Jaime Portoles Torregrosa has been appointed as President of the Real Club Nautico Denia for the third term running.

At the presidential elections held recently, Portoles was elected with a total four votes in favour, one vote against.

He thanked the electoral board for their confidence in him and said that he is looking forward to seeing through the second phase of the modernisation works that are currently taking place at the club.

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Of growing concern New term, new facilities Many people have complained about the state of the Les Planes road linking Denia and Javea.

Much of the hedgerow is overgrown, causing visibility problems for all road users.

Cyclists are forced to cycle in the middle of the road,

meaning vehicles are unable to overtake them safely.

Much of the land along the road is privately owned, but Denia and Javea town councils are responsible for ensuring land owners respect road safety and keep hedgerows suitability strimmed.

The Sant Vicent Ferrer school in Teulada presented its new facilities recently – an ABP multifunctional room and a fully equipped gymnasium.

The ABP multifunctional room provides different spaces such as an investigation area, a meeting and discussion area, a presentation area and a teamwork area.

The gymnasium boasts a climbing wall, a cross-trainer and an area for rope climbing. The new facilities were provided through a collaboration between the school, AMPA and the Town Hall.

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Salon Canor on Calle Assagador, Teulada will play host to an Autumn Antiques and Collectors Fair next Thursday October 12 – a national public holiday.

Guests can browse a superb range of items in the airconditioned salon – collectibles, vintage and retro pieces with everything from classical antiques to jewellery.

The bar will be serving food and drink all day long and as usual, parking and entry are free of charge.

AKIRA, the Calpe & Benissa Lions Club and CAM (formerly EMAUS) will be at the fair to raise some muchneeded funds for important local causes.

The event takes place from 09.00am - 3.00pm and more information is available from Paul – 965 732 741 or Sue – 626 795 587 or email filly1245@gmail.com

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Autumn Antiques and Collectors Fair

WHO WILL FIND IT FIRST: Geocachers can share the experience via #Alcalali Geocaching

Time for a treasure hunt

by Tahnee Wright ALCALALI town council has developed a geocaching route to increase its tourism offering.

Geocaching is a real-world, outdoor treasure hunting game using GPS-enabled devices. Participants navigate to a specific set of GPS coordinates, in this

case ‘03728’ and then attempt to find the geocache (container) hidden at that location.

A typical geocache contains a logbook and sometimes a pen or pencil. The geocacher enters the date they found it and signs it with their established code name, in order to prove that they found it. After signing the log, the geocache

must be placed back exactly where the person found it.

Geocaching can be done alone or as part of a team and participants can share the experience on social networks using the hashtag #AlcalaliGeocaching.

For more information, check out www.alcalaliturismo.com.

The Albir Church of England celebrates Harvest

The Albir Church of England - one of seven in the Costa Blanca Anglican Chaplaincy - had a bumper Harvest this year. Local Church Warden Elaine Mitchell writes: “Each year the generosity of our members grows. Our produce, as last year, is to be donated to the Alfaz del Pi Food Bank to help the 100 plus families in need. We had a wonderful congregation numbering 40 last Sunday with half staying behind for a Ploughman’s Lunch.

This week we welcomed three new couples into our midst, albeit holiday makers, but they will return. Everyone who comes comments on what a warm welcome they receive - that welcome is waiting for you too if you have not yet joined us. We are completely selffunding and so throughout the year there are various events organised

across the Chaplaincy. There are a lot of exciting gatherings coming up over Christmas so check out our website.”

A service of Holy Communion is held in Albir every Sunday at 9.45am, services are held in the Norwegian Seaman’s Church in Carer Mart near the Rober Palas Hotel. A service of Holy Communion is held on Thursdays at 11.00am at the Forum Mare Nostrum in Alfaz del Pi; the second Thursday of the month is a healing service and the final Thursday of the month is preceded at 10.00am - 10.50am by an open discussion ‘Faith, Questions and Doubts’.

For more information about the Costa Blanca Anglican Chaplaincy (the Church of England in Spain) check out www.costablancaanglicanchaplaincy.org or get in touch with Local Church Warden Elaine Mitchell – 966 864 962/ 636 164 467.

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Neighbours welcome Blue Square to Calpe

SEE YOU SOON: Visitors will be able to see the cubs from October 12

Born in Benidorm

by Tahnee Wright The Terra Natura Benidorm family keeps on growing as just last week, two baby jaguars were born to residents Grecia and Socorro.

The birth of the jaguars falls on the tenth anniversary since the last jaguar was born in the park, in 2007.

The jaguar - classed as a near threatened species - is part of the European Association of Zoos and Aquaria’s European

Endangered Species Breeding Programme (EEP). Grecia was pregnant for 93 days before giving birth – in some cases, mothers are pregnant for up to 105 days.

Sometimes, jaguars and other big cats reject their offspring but in this case, Terra Natura keepers report Grecia to be the “perfect” mother to her first litter of two female cubs, spending all day feeding them, grooming them and playing with them.

Most jaguars are tan or orange with

distinctive black spots, dubbed "rosettes" because they are shaped like roses.

Some jaguars, like Grecia, are often mistaken for panthers as they are so dark they appear to be spotless, though their markings can be seen on closer inspection.

Terra Natura visitors will be able to see the cubs in the enclosure with their family from October 12 and the park will hold a competition for the public to name them.

Blue Square Real Estate (Blue Square) specialises in selling property internationally and providing clients with exceptional service in over 12 languages.

Blue Square hosted the Grand Opening of their Calpe office – their third on the Costa Blanca North – last Saturday.

The event was a huge success, attended by over 100 guests with staff even flying in from France so as not to miss out.

Buyers and vendors swung by to say hello and the Blue Square team very

much enjoyed getting to know their new neighbours over some tapas.

The Calpe office is situated in a prime location on the corner of the Plaza del Mar and is Blue Square’s 14th office worldwide their fourth here in Spain.

They sell properties from Oliva down to Altea on the Costa Blanca North and from Gran Alicante down to Los Alcazares on the Costa Blanca South.

For more information, get in touch: Email – spain@blue-square.com Telephone – 965 020 933

PRIME LOCATION: The Calpe office on the Plaza del Mar

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Bill Gates, Steve Jobs… and me!

by Tahnee Wright Have you heard the one about the defendant who told the court he had lost his memory only to be asked by the barrister to give an example of something he had forgotten?

This was just one of several real courtroom quotes told to Javea U3A members at their monthly meeting by guest speaker, corporate lawyer Peter Davies.

Peter’s anecdotes rounded off the humorous yet informative talk ‘Bill Gates, Steve Jobs… and me!’

He entertained his audience at the Parador de Javea with tales of his time working for U.S. technology companies, including an insight into the whacky world of Silicon Valley and his experiences working with Gates and Jobs, co-founders of Microsoft and Apple respectively.

He recalled how both Gates and Jobs began as hobbyists, working in the garages of their parents’ homes in the 1980s, to become the most powerful players in the technology industry and two of the richest men in the world.

Working as a corporate lawyer in the industry, Peter got a rare insight into the lives of the two magnates. He revealed that “neither of them had the slightest sense of humour” but were both extremely hard working, “incredibly impressive and astonishingly successful”.

Peter referred to the Gates Foundation, which has raised billions of dollars for charity, adding that Gates hated extravagance and always ensured that the money raised was spent wisely. On the other hand, Jobs never publicly made any donations to charity, never wanting to be distracted from his work.

Summarising, Peter said that he

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found Gates to be “a relatively normal guy” while Jobs was “obsessed with simplicity”.

Javea U3A president Eric Atkins thanked Peter for a highly interesting presentation.

Earlier Eric had paid tribute to longserving member Ken Robinson, who passed away the previous Saturday after losing his fight with cancer.

“He was a valued member and auditor of our accounts for a number of years and he will be sorely missed,” said Eric. “Our condolences go to his wife Pat and their families.”Treasurer Mick Cox, who had worked with Ken as deputy treasurer for three years and as treasurer for seven, described him as a “true gentleman - always kind, calm and friendly”. For full details of Javea U3A events and activities, visit the website www.u3ajavea.org.

A 12-YEAR-OLD boy was airlifted to safety after he fell down a 15 metre drop on an excursion around Javea’s Cova Tallada. The boy, who lives in Gandia, was on the excursion with his father when he lost his footing along the rocky path. His father called emergency services who arrived immediately with an ambulance, a fire engine, and a helicopter. The boy was airlifted to safety and attended to by medics in the helicopter. He suffered bruises, cuts and a fractured ankle and was taken to A&E at Hospital de Denia-MarinaSalud.

THANK YOU: President Eric Atkins presents Peter Davies with a bottle of wine Photo credit Jacqui Rogerson

Careline’s Paella Day Members, patrons and guests of Careline Theatre enjoyed their annual Paella Day in the splendid grounds of Fontilles recently.

Three giant paellas - one meat, one fish/ seafood and one vegetarian, were expertly cooked in front of the eager diners.

Also included in the feast was bread and aioli, mixed salads, melon and copious quantities of sangria.

Careline’s next production is Nil By Mouth directed by Dennis Arthurs.

This hilarious farce, written by John Chapman (of Brian Rix and Whitehall Theatre fame), is set in a mixed ward at St Christopher’s Hospital in North London. A minor misunderstanding sets off a remarkable chain events and trolleys go through the ward like buses.

In the midst of this, a Government Inspector arrives and gets more than he bargained for.

Everyone finally gets treated – but not necessarily for what they came in with.

Show dates run from Thursday October 19 to Saturday October 21 at 8.00pm each evening at the Careline Theatre in Alcalali.

Tickets cost €12 (10 per cent discount for pre-paid groups of 20 or more).

Book your tickets now by calling the Careline Box Office on their NEW number - 605 181 726 or email carelineboxoffice@gmail.com.

Down 43k IN a recent plenary session, it was revealed to have cost Javea council €43,000 to restrict traffic down to the Granadella beach this summer. Cars were prohibited from driving down to the Granadella beach in July and August and a free park and ride service operated from the car park at the top of the narrow access road. The initiative cost the council €10,000 in personnel and €33,000 for the park and ride service, which operated every 15-20 minutes between 10.00am – 6.00pm, with a second service running between 12.00pm – 2.00pm in August.

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Chairman Keith Hyde and the members of Costa Blanca 41 Club together with their wives were joined by guests from Calpe 41 Club and past Round Tablers from the UK recently to help celebrate Ladies Night at Restaurante Chez Angel in Javea.

“An excellent evening in true Round Table fashion” was enjoyed by all present and after the usual formalities a limited-edition photograph of Round Table founder Louis Marchesi was successfully

auctioned in name of Round Table charities.

The membership of Costa Blanca 41 Club consists of past Round Tablers from various European countries who either live permanently in and around Javea or spend several months of the year in the area.

All former Round Tablers are most welcome to attend regular club meetings. For more information check out - www.costablanca41club. org or get in touch - mail@ costablanca41club.org

Photo credit Caprice

Ladies night

SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE: Caprice in action

Caprice Ladies Choir support Coming soon Calpe & Benissa Lions DENIA’S General Structural Plan will be presented to the public in the coming week.

The document provides for a population of 55,000 residents and a new 81.7-hectare development between the town, La Xara and Jesus Pobre.

The plan prioritises the completion of current building projects and proposes the protection of the Pla de Denia agricultural site.

The document further provides for a new green area Parc Vessanes and is committed to environmental sustainability.

The plan will be published on www.denia.es.

by Rose Holmes With only three weeks to go, Caprice ladies choir are putting the finishing touches to the programme for their next concert ‘Love Is Here To Stay’, which will be performed on Thursday October 27 in Calpe’s Salon Blau in aid of the Calpe & Benissa Lions Club. The concert will be conducted by Aileen Lightfoot, accompanied on the piano by Kirsty Glen and is being sponsored by Bar Grizzly’s, Calpe and Restaurante El Toro, Calpe. Al-

Local artists showcase

ON SHOW: Arts Society-Marina Alta artists Photo credit Arts Society-Marina Alta

The Arts Society-Marina Alta held their first Arts Fair recently at El Canor in Teulada.

The fair was hugely successful and the society hope it to become an annual event. Over 200 visitors came together to support the local Arts Community and to celebrate the artistic talent of the area.

40 local artists exhibited their ceramics, paintings, photograph and textiles at the fair, arranged by

members of the society’s committee.

A vote of thanks to the artists and visitors was given by the society’s Chairman, Tony Cabban, for their hard work and supporting this local event.

For further information on future presentations and membership, check out The Arts Society-Marina Alta website http://www.mafas.org.uk or get in touch via email secretary@mafas.org.uk.

though the concert is mainly based on the theme of love with all its joy, sadness, hope and despair, there are a few songs included, such as ‘It Don’t Mean A Thing’ to whet the appetite for Caprice’s spring concert next year.

A couple of quirky madrigals also demonstrate the choir’s versatility and contrast with the emotion of ‘Send In The Clowns’ sung by Amanda Dean, ‘Take That Look Off Your Face’ sung by Giovanna Wallis and ‘The Way We Were’.

With a variety of songs and styles, Ca-

price ensures an enjoyable evening of music with something for everyone.

The concert starts at 7.30pm and tickets cost €10 - available from Margaret & Elena’s Card and Bookshop, Galerias Mar Azul, Gabriel Miro, Calpe or from the Lions Charity Shop, Calle Pintor Sorolla 15, Calpe.

Tickets can also be purchased via Aileen - 696 514 613 / aileen@capriceladieschoir.com For more information about the choir, check out - www.capriceladieschoir.com or search ‘Caprice’ on Facebook.

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by Tahnee Wright La Nucia will hold its fourth Exponucia this weekend Saturday October 7 – Monday October 9 to coincide with the Dia de la Comunidad Valenciana.

The event will be held in the Camilo Cano municipal sports centre.

It started off as a local trade fair and has grown in the past four years to attract more and more people from across the entire community.

The event will host more than 80 stalls, with local businesses offering something for everyone.

Outisde, there will be a children’s playground and the ever-popular ‘Oktoberfest’ marquee offering a selection of beers for the adults to enjoy.

This year, the event also welcomes the original ‘Amata’ craft fair, from the same association known for organising the medieval market in La Nucia: 20 or more craftsmen and women

will offer a wide variety of quality hand made goods, from traditional pottery to wooden and soft toys, from lamps made of drift wood to ceramic castles, and jewellery of many different materials: silver, macramé, leather, wood, silk and glass.

Amata has spent the last 20 years or so organising the medieval markets as a way of helping to preserve the arts and crafts in Spain.

Many of the craftsmen and women will give live demonstrations, offering an insight into how their products are made.

Visitors can even try their hand at the potter's wheel and make their own little bowl to take home.

Exponucia opens to the public every day from 10.00am – 9.00pm.

Entrance is free and there is plenty of parking available.

For more information check out www.amata.es or call 639 979 678 (English spoken).

La Mar de Tapas in Javea The sixth La Mar de Tapas 3-day event kicks off on Friday October 13. Bars and restaurants in Javea’s port will participate in the ‘Ruta Gastronomica’ – offering tapas at special prices from 12.30pm – 3.00pm on Friday, Saturday and Sunday and also in the evening

from 7.00pm – 11.00pm on Friday and Saturday. Tickets must be purchased in advance from the information stand at the end of Avenida Jaime I, where eager tapas eaters can also find the list of all the bars and restaurants taking part.

Complementing the La Mar

Photo credit Amata

Exponucia fair

GIVE IT A GO: Visitors can try their hand at the potter’s wheel

de Tapas event will be a traditional craft fair, organised

by Amata: Some 20 stalls will offer a wide variety of quality hand made goods, from original lamps made of recycled wood to some beautifully crafted mosaics; from ceramics to paintings and water colours and silver jewellery to wooden toys. The fair will be open eve-

ry day from Thursday October 12 – Sunday October 15. For more information check out www.amata.es or call 639 979 678 (English spoken).

PLEASE NOTE: The weekly craft market will not be held this Sunday October 8 as the stallholders prepare for the 4-day fair.

A touch of glass Thirty members of Javea U3A’s Spanish Culture and Cuisine Group enjoyed a day-trip to L’Olleria for a triple treat of history and modern craftsmanship.

Led by group leaders Angela Chantry and Tony Dearie, the party visited the historic buildings of 18th century Capuchin Monastery and the former palace of Casa Santonia.

In contrast, the group also toured a modern glass factory that uses both new and recycled

materials.

The little town of L’Olleria, located inland from Gandia, is famous for its glass manufacturing activity, especially blown glass.

Apart from the culture, the cuisine was provided by Restaurante Casa Manola in L’Olleria, where guests took a well-earned rest and enjoyed a welcome lunch of traditional Spanish fare.

For full details of Javea U3A activities, events and groups, visit the website www.u3ajavea.org.

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The way I see it…

The last time I saw scenes like the recent ones in Barcelona, was old news footage from Berlin filmed in the late 30s. Policemen and soldiers wearing swastikas on their arms, sacking shops and business office’s piled books up and set light to them. They herded people like animals, away from government offices to eradicate themselves of Hitler’s opposition; often using excessive force, they beat people with clubs and rifle butts, as blood flowed freely.

Not quite so bad, the activity of the Guarda Civil swooping on the pro-independence offices to seize papers and funds pledging support for the referendum campaign in Barcelona. Now please don’t get me wrong, I’m not suggesting that Spanish Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy has any disposition of being another Hitler, or that his Government is Nazi orientated, however I am slightly worried about what is going on in Catalonia with the planned but banned referendum on October 1.

What I don’t understand is why the European Union have not intervened? The European Union legal system are the main instigators of the human rights laws. Certainly, in Britain when Scotland asked for a referendum Britain complied, the referendum was held, and Scotland voted against independence.

Neither am I defending the Catalonia Government rights to hold a referendum or against it, as it is supposedly against the Spanish constitutional laws, however the Catalonian’s should not have their human rights banned by Spain’s total denial of the Catalonians peoples wishes.

Recently, 14 officials and business owners were arrested after court orders, not before 4,000 extra Guardia Civil officers that had been drafted in seized 10 million voting slips.

With street scenes that are reminiscent of unstable South American countries, such as recent events in Venezuela, the populace of Barcelona

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Harvey Mann

turn out to demonstrate against the Guardia Civil raids. Thousands of Catalonians waving regional flags and chanting slogans against the Rajoy Government while police continued their raids on the offices of the regional economy ministry. The searches continued through the night as protesters attempted to block the exit of Guardia Civil officers as they tried to leave the offices, some of police vehicles were damaged.

Catalonia and Spain have been at odds for more than 500 years. When Franco died, Catalan nationalism was revived and eventually Catalonia was granted autonomy again under the 1978 constitution. A 2006 statute granted even greater powers, boosting Catalonia’s financial clout and describing it as a Nation, however Spain’s Constitutional court reversed much of the statute in 2010 this angered the regional authorities greatly.

The historic problem results from, as one Spanish man told me “Catalonia is rich, probably the richest region in Spain, but they don’t want to share their wealth with the poorer people.”

Many protesters claim that Rajoy has banned the referendum owing to his own political machinations.

But Rajoy says the banning was on the orders of the judge and had nothing to do with the Spanish Government, Rajoy went on to say, “that he doesn’t have to explain the rules of the law.”

The Catalan President Carles Puigdemont insists “that no court or government body can suspend his government” and says Spain has de facto suspended the self-government of Catalonia and has applied a de facto state of emergency.”

This as pro-independence MPs, walked out of the debating chamber in disgust, and the pro-left wing Podemos leader Pablo Iglesias said he was against the arrests and sugested the Government was taking

political prisoners.

Prime Minister Rajoy continued to say, ‘the Catalonians cannot hold a referendum, it was never legal or legitimate, it was just a pipe dream, it had been banned by the Spanish courts and it is against the constitution”, last week over 700 pro-independence local mayors were placed under house arrest for allegedly using council’s resources to arrange votes.

So now it is back to the European Union and their Human Rights laws. Is the E.U. non-interference denying the Catalonian People of voting, YES. Have the E.U. asked the Spanish government about how they feel on denying the Catalonia’s human rights laws? NO. The E.U. believe the Spanish government have the right to do what they like in their own country as it does not contravene the E.U. laws. However, those scenes of the police raids in Barcelona of the guarda civil and the protesters facing up to each other are reminiscent of mid-late 1930’s Berlin, and I thought the news footage from Barcelona was very unsettling.

This is the sixth of an eight-part mini-serialisation written by author James Hartley specially for RTN readers.

Costa del Sol makes a stunning discovery in Marbella as he tracks down a diamond ring, stolen in a daring mid-air heist over Malaga. by

James Hartley

BIO James Hartley is an author and teacher who spends his time between Torre del Mar and Madrid. He was born near Liverpool in 1973 but has lived most of his life abroad, in Scotland, Singapore, Syria and Thailand, among other places. This year The Invisible Hand, the first novel in a new series for Young Adults about children who get mixed up in the plots of Shakespeare´s plays was published. The second book, Cold Fire, based on Romeo and Juliet, will be published soon. He has also just published a book about Napoleon´s exile and death on St Helena, The Napoleon Diaries. James lives in Madrid with his wife Ana and their children Carmen, 8, and Matthew, 6.

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Reporting The News

The Costa del Sol Adventures The only jeweller Costa trusted owned a shop in the old town in Marbella.

To get there he drove to his flat in Malaga and picked up the car. A quick shower and an hour later he was walking through the tinkling door of Emile´s store.

Jenna, Emile´s wife, who made the amber and amethyst jewellery they sold out front, gave Costa a double take. “Oh! It´s you. I didn´t recognise you.” She sighed.

“I never recognise you!”

“The day you do, I´m done. Is Emile in?”

A moment later a thin, tanned, pointy-bearded face appeared through the beads.

“Come, come.”

Emile asked no questions. He bent and examined the jewel after expertly prising it from its golden bed. “It´s a fake,” he declared, holding it up by the culet.

“Sure?”

“Has the stamp on the ring of an old friend of mine from Aix-en-Provence. Always a bad ´un.”

“Sold to a well-known guy, they told me. Hollywood figure.” Costa pocketed the ring and left a note on the counter.

“Yes, I know,” Emile replied, folding up his glasses and the money. “But, you know, Costa, those people sell lies for a living. This type of thing is bound to happen. Karma, you know. Karma, my friend.”

Costa retraced his steps. He called Dan Sanchéz on the way back down the motorway. The ring´s a fake, he said. Call Levy and tell him.

“He´ll want to meet you,” Sanchez replied. “Check you´ve got proof.”

“I´ll meet him at the Molino in Lagos tomorrow morning at first light.”

“He´ll want to meet you before that, Costa. Come to Malaga. He has offices here.”

“Tomorrow. The Molino in Lagos. First light. Beers on me.”

An hour later, as the sun went down, Costa walked back into the cemetery at Torre del Mar.

illustrations by Ben Hartley

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British bias corporation Many are the media slurs about state controlled Russian media, little of which stands up to scrutiny.

If fake news raises concern then perhaps British journalists should avoid living in glass houses.

During a BBC Question Time debate, Julia HartleyBrewer parried verbal blows with presenter David Dimbleby. The broadcaster said she was used to being the only Brexiter on the show.

The liberal-left caucus claim that Nigel Farage constantly appears. In fact, the celebrated Brexiter has been invited once on the 42 programmes since the referendum was held. Since Brexit the Remain panellists have been outnumbered by Leavers 137 – 72.

British media spin and bias is notorious. Insider Greg Dyke in his autobiography says; “When it

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Michael Walsh

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came to discussing the war in Iraq staff found it so difficult to find any member of the public prepared to speak in favour that they ended up planting people in the (Question Time) audience.” The former BBC Director-General is far from alone. Matthew Pariss was voted British Press Awards Columnist of the Year. On April 21, 1996, the Daily Mail columnist was damning in his criticism of television debates. “Television lies.

All television lies. It lies persistently, instinctively and by habit. Everyone involved lies. A culture of mendacity surrounds the medium and those who work there live it, breathe it and prosper by it. I know of no area of public life, no, not even politics, more saturated by a professional cynicism. If you want a word that takes you to the core of it, I would offer ‘rigged’.

It is dishonest for the presenter to imply that the pundit in the chair is free to offer any opinion, when the truth is that 50 pundits were telephoned but only the fellow prepared to offer the requisite opinion was invited?”

Gerry Hines is an unashamed publicist for the racial diversity collective. The former BBC Programme Organiser penned a col-

Plastering Over the Cracks by

Colin Bird

“You’re grumpy this week”, the Princess admonished me yesterday, and she was right, It’s been one of those weeks when little annoyances that would normally have passed over my head have for some reason, stopped off and got up my nose.

I cut my finger whilst chopping some onions; not an unheard of occurrence.

I put a plaster on to the injured finger, only to have it slide off later when I washed my hands. So I hurriedly applied another.

I reckon I had to repeat this procedure at least five further times during the day, so the obvious question is: why don’t they make all plasters waterproof?

Then it was the European football on TV. Players crossing themselves before the game with the ref. doing the same at the final whistle. But only when he knew the cameras were on him I noticed.

It seems God has become a fashion icon.

I realise that the average professional footballer is not noted for his brain capacity, but puleese, could you be more original in celebrating a goal. Here’s an idea, try shaking hands with your team mates.

How refreshing that would be.

Then there was some idiot being interviewed in

Oxfordshire about Brexit (how sick I am of that word).

What is this nonsense where it seems fashionable to abandon the Queens English in favour of some quasi Jamaican dialect?

It’s great if you come from that exotic region, but ridiculous if you are a natural blonde and born in Banbury.

Dey has got dis weird way of walkin’ too, sorta like a swagga dat da Noo Yawk pimps do, know what ah meen. An dey wave dhere hans abaht like dey is all rappers or sumfin, innit.

Give me strength.

To cap it all, I bought a new shirt – one of the boxed jobs, not something off the rail.

Look you guys, this is the 21st century, could you please stop putting those damned pins in everywhere, because having carefully removed them all, or so you think, there’s always one lurking in some dark place, painfully revealing itself when you slip the shirt on.

Back to the TV and my eyes were like revolving cherries on a one-arm-bandit when trying to spot the actors names after a particularly good movie.

Why bother to roll the credits if you have to have high speed eyeballs like Clark Kent in order to read that stuff?

I need a cold shower.

Which means yet another plaster I suppose.

umn for Race Today, which is published by the Institute of Race Relations.

“Newspapers have to sell in order to live, so do commercial T.V. That leaves the British Broadcasting Corporation as the only truly public service medium in this country disseminating information, entertainment, and, in the case of race relations propaganda.

We are unashamed to admit it is what we are doing.”

His comment would have pleased the aforementioned Greg Dyke infamous for his offensive remark that “The BBC is hideously White.” June 21. 2007.

Most fair minded people consider much of British media as hideously biased. I would suggest a future BBC Question Time panel to be independently selected. The topic I suggest, should a blatantly biased corporation be funded by the taxpayers.

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¿Necesito firmalos?

Necesito limpiarlo

More direct Me gusta verlas object pronouns Voy a cocinarla Basic Spanish for everyday needs by

Jane Cronin

Well, who would have thought that in a basic Spanish course we would spend so much time on the meaning of the word lo? It’s one of those fiddly little words that give us so much trouble. In fact if we could abolish any word from Spanish that contained two letters or less, we poor English speakers would be a lot happier!

So, the task at hand today is to look at the word lo when it means “it”, and how it can be tacked on to the end of other words. Lo meaning “it” can stand on its own in many sentences, but they are a bit more complicated to explain, so for now we will just see how it can be linked onto the end of the infinitive of verbs. After that we will see how la, los and las can work in the same way, and what they mean.

In the last article we saw the following sentences: Quiero beberlo “I want to drink it”; Necesito limpiarlo “I need to clean it” and Puedo verlo “I can see it”.

Lo here is replacing something that it already understood. Its grammatical label is a “pronoun”, something that goes instead of a noun. For example if we say: “I want to drink it”, the speaker and listener must already know what “it” stands for otherwise it doesn’t make sense.

In fact the full sentence was “Quiero beber el vino” I want to drink the wine.

Now then, what I haven’t yet told you is that lo in fact refers to things that are masculine and singular (oh no, here we go again!). El vino is a masculine singular word, which is why lo is the correct pronoun to replace it. If we wish to say “it” about something that is feminine and singular, we use the word la.

Here are two examples which should make this clear.

Voy a cocinar la tortilla “I’m going to cook the tortilla” Voy a cocinarla “I’m going to cook it”.

No puedo cerrar la ventana “I can’t close the window” No puedo cerrarla

“I can’t close it”.

And to complete this tale, we can now look briefly at how to make the plural of “it”, that is “them”, using los when referring to masculine plural and las for feminine plural. Again clear examples ought to do the trick.

Me gusta ver las películas “I like watching the films” Me gusta verlas “I like watching them” ¿Necesito firmar los papeles?

“Do I need to sign the papers?” ¿Necesito firmarlos?

“Do I need to sign them?”

I think that is all relatively easy to understand in theory. The big challenge of course is remembering when you’re speaking whether what you are referring to is masculine or feminine, or even singular or plural. This actually takes all of us a very long time and we make plenty of mistakes along the way. You should never worry about this as you will always be understood by using the masculine form lo. Remember the whole point is that both speaker and listener already know what is being referred to!

legal Q What is the non-resident tax by

IGNACIO PELLICER MOLLĂ & PEDRO HEREDIA ORTIZ

LAWYERS

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and who does it apply to?

This applies to anybody who is not legally a resident in Spain, but who has assets such as property in Spain, income from rental of property, income from bank deposits when applicable, royalties from intellectual property, etc‌ Remember this is a legal requirement that must be submitted by the 31st December of each year.

With greater cross border tax transparency to stop tax evasion, it is now imperative that you ensure that your applicable taxes are paid.

If you have any further questions about this or any other legal matter, please do not hesitate to contact us; we have a team of experts standing by to assist you in any way we can. Call 965 480 737 or email info@pellicerheredia.com Videos at www.pellicerheredia.com

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You’re paying how much for your QROPS?? by

Sam Kelly

Managing Partner Chorus Financial

Many of you will have read my article last week regarding financial advisors in Spain charging substantially more than the equivalent service in the UK. In just the last few days I have had several people come to my office to see if I can help them reduce the fees they’re paying on their QROPS. I saw a lady on Tuesday, we’ll call her Sandra (as before, I’ve changed her name to protect her privacy).

The first thing Sandra explained was that every few months her advisor would hand her another wad of pages covered in numbers, charts etc., bamboozle her with complex terminology, and she’d leave the appointment none the wiser as to why her QROPS hadn’t grown over the last 4 years.

Well, finally she was sat in front of someone who would break it all down for her. The first thing I noticed was that she was paying over £1000 a year for the QROPS alone – this is more than double she would pay for a UK SIPP (a UK based, FCA regulated pension that would offer all the

major benefits of a QROPS and that she could easily move to).

I also questioned the fees on the funds she had been moved into, which were between 1.5%-2% per year – this is 3 to 4 times more than I’d expect a client to pay for a top performing UK fund, yet she was paying this for pretty average performing funds that I’d never even heard off (and that’s after 15 years of studying funds on a daily basis!).

In addition, she was paying another 1.5% per year in combined fees to her advisor and bond provider. When we broke it all down, her annual fees were over 4% of the total amount she had invested, and I calculated that around 3% of this was going to her financial advisor each year, most of which was in hidden fees which would be illegal in the UK. I was astounded by the combined level of fees here, and it’s safe to say, so was Sandra! The investment returns were barely covering her fees, which is why Sandra had seen no growth after 4 years.

My advice to Sandra was that we move her QROPS to a UK SIPP,

which offers all the freedoms and flexibility she needs for less than half the price of a QROPS, and we would then rebalance her portfolio with FCA regulated funds, at a fraction of the cost of the offshore funds she had been recommended. This would bring her annual costs down to less than half of her existing arrangement, which will have a positive effect on the growth of her plan.

The exact overall fees paid will depend on the specific situation so may vary, but Chorus pride ourselves on fair, transparent and above all, value for money fees.

Chorus may not be the oldest, or indeed the biggest company out here in Spain, but we firmly believe that our approach to UK style, truly independent advice, makes us the best.

If you would like me to demonstrate where I can help reduce costs and improve the returns on your existing portfolio, including QROPS and Spanish Bonds, please call me today to book a free, no obligation review on 664 398 702 or email s.kelly@chorusfinancial.es.

Chorus Financial is a trading style of Tourbillon Limited, authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Commission (Gibraltar), Licence Number FSC1118B and registered with the UK FCA as an EEA Authorised firm, reference 539348.

Steps required for inheritance in Spain

by Gonzalo Blanco Blanco Abogados available across the Costa Blanca and inland with offices in Denia and Xativa

Dear Mr Blanco, I am an English lady living in Spain and recently my English husband passed away. Could you please explain the necessary steps to follow to obtain the inheritance here in Spain.

Yours, Mrs A Ritchie

Dear Mrs Ritchie, I am sorry for your loss. I have outlined the steps required for the inheritance below: 1. Obtaining necessary documents a) The death certificate of the deceased The death certificate is the document that proves that the person has actually died, and can be requested in person, by ordinary mail or online. b) The certificate of the General Register of Acts of Last Will (El certificado del Registro General de Actos de Última Voluntad) El certificado del Registro General de Actos de Última Voluntad is a document that verifies if the deceased had ever made a valid will. (This could have been through a notary, or written by the deceased, both would be valid).

This certificate will be fundamental because it is not possible to proceed to the partition of the inheritance without knowing the wishes of the deceased. c) The Certificate of the Insurance Registry with death cover The last document to be obtained in advance is the Certificate of the Insurance Registry with death cover. This indicates whether the deceased person had a valid life insurance contract.

This will need to be taken into account because in the case of life insurance, the amounts corresponding to the insurer can be claimed by the heirs.

2. Testament or declaration of heirs This step is linked to El certificado del Registro General de Actos de Última Voluntad explained in the previous section, since it is that document that will indicate if the deceased granted a will or not. In the case there is none, it will be necessary to make a declaration of heirs.

• If there IS a valid will, the Certificate will show the details of the notary where it was performed, it will be necessary to contact the notary or entrusted office to request the deceased's will.

• If in fact there is NO valid will, in your particular case (being of English nationality) you must attach the Probate (translated with the apostille of The Hague) and a certificate of English law. We recommend that you contact a lawyer to help you.

3. Inventory of Goods This is a process by which all property owned by the deceased person is investigated and assessed accordingly. The form and value of a person's property can vary greatly, but here are some tips on typical properties: Estate Household items Bank products Mobile property.

Debts: Finally, debts must also be listed and valued.

The heirs are obliged to take care of the debts and may even renounce the inheritance if they consider

that there are more liabilities than assets, they are very important assets to include and evaluate correctly in the inventory.

4. Partition of the inheritance The partition of the inheritance is probably the most complicated document that is included in the management procedures, because it is where the decision is expressed on what assets belong to each of the heirs. This is why it may be advisable to consult a lawyer before carrying it out, who can write it and report the rights to each of the interested heirs.

5. Taxes There are two Taxes related to the inheritance and that must be paid: the Inheritance Tax and the Tax on the Increase of the Value of Land of Urban Nature, commonly known as "Plusvalia".

The inheritance tax must be declared in any inheritance, but it will not always have to be paid on everything. There are many exemptions and bonuses that can result in the amounts to be paid not being excessive. Inheritance taxes are the Inheritance Tax and the Goodwill Tax. The ‘Plusvalia’ tax must be paid in cases where there is a property in the inventory of the estate.

Their amounts are usually larger and depend on the original purchase price of the property and the time in which it has been owned.

Please contact us for specfic information. Our work requires study of the corresponding documentation to give you the best legal advice.

Gonzalo Blanco Legal Lawyers registered at Icaalmeria nº 2717 Marques de Campo 58, 5º Denia. Alicante Reina 21,1 Xàtiva. Valencia. www.blancolawfirm.com Website: http://lawyerblanco.blogspot.com.es/

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“Something for everyone”

BAR GRIZZLY’S in Calpe rocks non-stop every day from 10.00am.

Dutch Owners Nico and Anna saw potential in the bar restaurant when they arrived on the Costa Blanca in 2010. Some two years ago, they took over and turned what was once a smaller, German bar into a large, international establishment offering “something for everyone”.

The concept behind Bar Grizzly’s is simple, Nico and Anna wanted to open a bar restaurant that they themselves would enjoy visiting – with good music not so loud so that you can’t hear yourself think and a warm, friendly atmosphere.

Bar Grizzly’s offers an extensive menú, from snacks such as burgers to Nico’s signature black angus steak shipped from Holland.

There’s something to suit every appetite and every pocket and the bar restaurant boasts a length glutenfree menú.

Bar Grizzly’s diners can choose from a variety of hot and cold baguettes – filled with crab to croquettes, spicy chicken to shoarma. Soups and salads are perfect for those looking for a light bite whilst those looking for something a little different might enjoy the Dutch take on a traditional Indonesian dish and

opt for a bami or nasi special.

Specialities ‘Goulash a la Grizzly’s’ and ‘Meatball a la Grizzly’s’ are ever-popular, whilst diners looking for a classic dish can choose from an assortment of chicken, fish and pork plates.

For Nico, a self-confessed “perfectionist” who spent many years in the Dutch meat industry, quality is key – every meal served at Bar Grizzly’s is cooked fresh with the finest ingredients around.

The bar restaurant can cater for any event, offering a variety of areas which can be sectioned off for private parties for any number of guests and there is live music every Sunday afternoon come rain or shine, from 3.00pm – 6.00pm.

If you’d prefer to enjoy Bar Grizzly’s cuisine at home (although, who wants to do the dishes?), their newlyopened second bar also offers a takeaway menú.

Situated at the Centro Comercial Biblos site on Carretera Calpe Moraira, Bar Grizzly’s occupies the corner spot and offers plenty of free parking.

Opening hours: Monday – Sunday 10.00am – 2.00am For bookings, call 693 008 444.

Walk ins welcome.

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Do it yourself: prepare your pond for winter Fish become much more sluggish in winter, spending their time on the bottom of the pool, so there is absolutely no point in feeding them. Ease off over the next couple of weeks – they can happily live off their “hump” during the winter.

If you can reach the faded leaves of water lilies, remove them, but if you can’t don’t worry, they will rot down to almost nothing and do not pose nearly as much of a problem as the fallen leaves of deciduous trees.

Make sure that the edges of straight-sided ponds are equipped with some means of allowing birds to reach the water and drink. A plank of wood will make a suitable ramp, but it may need weighting down to prevent it from floating.

Not all waterside plants will have faded, so don’t be too keen to chop them down. Even when some of them do go brown they will offer welcome cover and in the case of seed heads, food for birds and shelter for other forms of wildlife.

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As winter creeps in, ponds become a magnet for fallen leaves and if they are allowed to sink to the bottom in great quantity, they will make the water unpleasant for fish, plants and wildlife.

Avoid the problem by spreading plastic netting right across the surface and anchor it with bricks or stones around the edge. Every week or two, remove it and dispose of the leaves into a leaf mould bin or black polythene sacks where they can be left to rot down for a year and then used as soil enrichment.

Many of the plants around the edge – the marginal aquatics – will also be looking tatty now. Have a go at them with shears or secateurs, cutting the faded leaves and stems back to ground level and add what you remove to the compost heap. Soon the scene will begin to improve and once all the leaves are down, the netting can be removed so that you can enjoy the reflection of the sky in the water.

UNPLEASANT: Fish, plants and wildlife do not like living with fallen leaves

It may seem that in winter very little goes on around your pond, but it still provides a valuable resource for wildlife and within its

depths, all kinds of creatures will be overwintering and just waiting for that moment in spring when the air warms up and the whole cycle

begins again.

You don’t have a pond? Well, this is the perfect time to plan one for building early next year!

Cleaning granite work tops Granite has been one of the most popular materials for counters in kitchens and bathrooms since the early 2000s.

It isn’t as porous as marble, so it is less prone to soaking up oils, spills and stains. That said, prevention is key with granite work tops. Mop us spills as soon as they happen so they cannot penetrate the surface.

Granite is extremely resistant to bacteria, an important consideration for kitchen worktops in particular.

And the granite in work tops has been sealed to make it stain-resistant. To keep the glossy shine for which it’s prized, you need to clean granite counters regularly and carefully. Here’s how to clean a granite countertop: • First, wipe the counter surface with warm, soapy water and rinse thoroughly. You can also use a 50:50 solution of isopropyl alcohol and water.

Don’t use vinegar, Windex or bleach on granite. Frequent uses of these acidic substances will dull the granite and weaken the sealant. Don’t use abrasive cleaner or pads, either, because granite can be scratched. The good news: You don’t need specialty cleaners for granite. It’s OK to use those products, but you’re paying for a product you don’t need. Mild soap and hot water will do just fine.

• Knowing how to clean work tops means knowing how to remove stains.

To remove stains from granite, make a paste of baking soda and water. Gently scrub the spot with the paste and a soft cloth. Rinse thoroughly. It may take several tries to get out a tough stain.

For an extremely tough stain, put the paste on the spot, cover with plastic wrap and tape down the edges. Let it sit until the paste dries. This can take a couple of days. When the paste is dry, use a soft cloth to wipe away the paste.

Rinse with warm water.

• To put a shine on your granite put a little cooking oil on a soft cleaning cloth and wipe it across the countertop.

Buff it gently. This makes the counter a little bit stain-resistant and gives it a glossy shine.

Even if you know how to clean work tops correctly your granite will need to be resealed periodically. Normal wear and tear will wear the sealant off, leaving the counter dull and susceptible to stains. Resealing granite counters is a job best to left to professionals; don’t DIY this one. Plan on having your granite counters resealed every two to four years. Knowing how to clean a granite countertop will make the sealant last and keep the counter beautiful for years.

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Emmerdale, 8pm, ITV1

7:00am 10:15am 11:00am 12:00pm 12:45pm 1:15pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 2:45pm 3:15pm 4:00pm 4:45pm 5:30pm 6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 10:30pm 11:25pm 11:35pm 12:25am

Breakfast Rip Off Britain Homes Under the Hammer Neighbourhood Blues Caught Red Handed Bargain Hunt BBC News BBC London News Doctors The Boss Escape to the Country Garden Rescue Antiques Road Trip Pointless BBC News BBC London News The One Show A Question of Sport EastEnders Would I Lie to You? Have I Got News for You BBC News BBC London News Graham Norton Show Josh

7:00am 7:30am 8:15am 9:00am 10:00am 12:00pm 1:00pm 2:00pm 2:45pm 4:15pm 4:45pm

5:15pm 6:15pm 7:00pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 12:05am

Flog it! Trade Secrets Rip Off Britain Neighbourhood Blues Gardeners’ World Victoria Derbyshire BBC Newsroom Live The Daily Politics For What It’s Worth Gymnastics Coast Great American Railroad Journeys This Farming Life Flog It! Strictly - It Takes Two Coast: The Great Guide Mastermind Only Connect Gardeners’ World Mock the Week Newsnight Dragons’ Den

7:00am 9:30am 10:25am 11:30am 1:30pm 2:30pm 2:55pm 3:00pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm

9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 11:45pm 12:15am

Good Morning Britain Lorraine The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News ITV News London Judge Rinder Alphabetical Tipping Point The Chase ITV News London ITV Evening News Emmerdale Coronation Street Best Walks with a View with Julia Bradbury Coronation Street Cold Feet ITV News and Weather ITV News London Bad Move Tonight at the London Palladium

7:00am 7:45am 9:05am

10:05am 10:35am 11:05am

12:00pm 1:00pm 1:05pm 2:05pm 3:10pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 12:05am

Countdown King of Queens Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Frasier Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Undercover Boss USA Channel 4 News Come Dine with Me A New Life in the Sun Countdown Find it Fix it Flog it My Kitchen Rules Come Dine with Me The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News Unreported World The Crystal Maze Gogglebox The Last Leg First Dates

7:00am 10:15am 12:15pm

1:10pm 1:15pm 2:15pm 2:45pm 3:20pm 4:20pm

6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm

10:00pm 11:00pm 12:05am

Childrens TV The Wright Stuff Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

5 News Lunchtime The Hotel Inspector Home and Away Neighbours The Mentalist Jesse Stone: Lost in Paradise 5 News Neighbours Home and Away 5 News Tonight The Gadget Show Britain by Bike with Larry and George Lamb A Celebrity Taste of Italy In Therapy Alaska: A Year in the Wild

7:00am 8:00am 9:00am 9:30am 10:00am 11:00am 11:30am 12:00pm 1:00pm 2:00pm 3:00pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm

11:05pm 12:00am

Hawaii Five-0 Road Wars Monkey Life Monkey Life The Dog Whisperer Modern Family Modern Family NCIS: Los Angeles House Hawaii Five-0 Hawaii Five-0 NCIS: Los Angeles Stargate SG-1 The Flash Modern Family The Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons Modern Family Sing: Ultimate a Capella Carpool Karaoke The Russell Howard Hour

How We Won the War Coast Hans Christian Andersen Saturday Mash-Up! Natural World Rick Stein’s Long Weekends Railways of the Great War with Michael Portillo Flog It! Grand Tours of the Scottish Islands India: Nature’s Wonderland Mastermind The Big Family Cooking Showdown Anglesey Gardeners’ World Front Row Britain Afloat Dad’s Army Basquiat - Rage to Riches Performance Live: Missing Episode Later... with Jools Holland

7:00am 10:25am

12:20pm 2:10pm 2:15pm 3:00pm 3:55pm 5:25pm 5:50pm 6:50pm 7:00pm 7:15pm 8:10pm 9:15pm 10:45pm 11:45pm 12:05am

Childrens TV Saturday Morning with James Martin Midsomer Murders ITV News Catchphrase The Chase The X Factor Thunderbirds are Go Little Big Shots ITV News London ITV News Cannonball!

The Family Chase The X Factor The Jonathan Ross Show ITV News American Pie: The Wedding

7:15am 7:45am 8:10am

9:30am 10:30am 11:55am 12:25pm 12:55pm 2:00pm 3:30pm

4:35pm

5:35pm

6:35pm

7:30pm 8:00pm

9:00pm 10:00pm 12:15am

Mobil 1 The Grid Triathlon Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier The Big Bang Theory The Simpsons The Simpsons The Crystal Maze Formula 1 World’s Most Expensive Cars A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Location, Location, Location Channel 4 News Britain’s Ancient Tracks with Tony Robinson WWII’s Great Escapes Escape Plan The Gunman

7:00am 11:30am 12:20pm

12:50pm 1:50pm 2:50pm

3:50pm

4:50pm

5:50pm 5:55pm

6:50pm

7:50pm 10:45pm 12:30am

Childrens TV The Gadget Show Criminals Caught on Camera Police Interceptors Police Interceptors Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 5 News Weekend Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

Where Eagles Dare Live Boxing Football on 5

7:00am 8:00am 8:30am 9:00am 9:30am 10:00am

10:30am

11:00am 12:30pm 1:30pm 2:30pm 3:30pm 6:00pm 7:05pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 12:50am

Wild Things Road Wars Egg Drop F1 Show Soccer Am Best Bits Premiere League Prediction Show Football’s Funniest Moments Soccer A.M. The Next Jamie Vardy NCIS: Los Angeles NCIS: Los Angeles Modern Family Sing: Ultimate a Capella Modern Family The Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons A League of Their Own The Da Vinci Code The Russell Howard Hour

Saturday 7:00am 11:00am 12:30pm

1:00pm 1:30pm 2:00pm 2:15pm 3:45pm 5:25pm

6:25pm 6:35pm 6:45pm 7:35pm 9:40pm 10:30pm 11:00pm 11:20pm

Breakfast Saturday Kitchen Live The Hairy Bikers’ Comfort Food Football Focus Bargain Hunt BBC News Gymnastics Muppets Most Wanted Chris Coleman: Dare to Dream BBC News BBC London News Pointless Strictly Come Dancing Casualty Mrs. Brown’s Boys BBC News Thor 2 - The Dark World

7:00am 7:30am 8:10am 10:00am 12:00pm 1:00pm 2:00pm

2:30pm 3:30pm

4:30pm 5:30pm 6:00pm

7:00pm 7:30pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:30pm

12:00am

Breakfast The Andrew Marr Show Sunday Morning Live Sunday Politics Bargain Hunt BBC News Homes Under the Hammer Money for Nothing Escape to the Country Points of View Lifeline Songs of Praise Who Do You Think You Are? BBC News BBC London News Countryfile Strictly Come Dancing Antiques Roadshow The Last Post BBC News BBC London News Sir Bobby Charlton at 80 Women’s Football Show

Channel 5 The Last Post,

Sunday 7:00am 10:00am 11:00am 12:00pm 1:15pm 2:00pm 2:15pm 3:15pm 4:00pm 4:45pm 5:00pm 5:10pm 5:45pm 6:45pm 7:05pm 7:15pm 8:15pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:20pm 11:30pm 12:35am

Live Boxing, 10.45pm

10pm 7:25am

8:25am 9:25am 9:55am 10:50am

12:20pm

12:50pm 1:35pm 2:15pm 4:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:55pm 12:30am

Great British Garden Revival Gardeners’ World The Beechgrove Garden Countryfile Saturday Kitchen Best Bites Mary Berry’s Foolproof Cooking My Life on a Plate Talking Pictures Dial M for Murder Gymnastics Rugby League Top Gear Russia with Simon Reeve Dragons’ Den Louis Theroux Snowfall Mock the Week Oranges and Sunshine

7:00am 10:25am 10:30am

11:00am 11:55am 12:25pm

12:55pm 1:55pm 2:00pm 3:00pm 4:30pm 5:30pm 8:15pm 8:20pm 8:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:15pm 12:15am

Childrens TV ITV News Best Walks with a View with Julia Bradbury Peston on Sunday Amazing Animal Births Robson Green’s Coastal Lives Bigheads ITV News The Chase The X Factor Victoria World Cup Qualifier ITV News London ITV News The X Factor Victoria ITV News Peston on Sunday World Cup Qualifier Highlights

7:20am 7:45am 8:10am

9:30am 10:00am 10:30am 1:30pm

2:35pm 3:00pm 3:30pm 4:00pm 6:15pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:05pm

12:05am

Kevin Can Wait Kevin Can Wait Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Frasier Sunday Brunch Jamie and Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast The Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons Formula 1 The Great British Bake Off Channel 4 News Escape to the Chateau Escape: Human Cargo Electric Dreams 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

7:00am 11:00am 11:35am 12:35pm 1:30pm 3:50pm 4:50pm 4:55pm 5:35pm 6:35pm 6:40pm 8:05pm

9:00pm

9:55pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:05pm 12:05am

Childrens TV Football on 5 Police Interceptors Police Interceptors Innerspace Mannequin 5 News Mannequin Annie 5 News Annie Deep-Sea Super Predator Aviva Premiership Rugby Highlights 5 News Weekend Wild Card 5 News Wild Card Safe

7:00am 8:00am 8:30am 9:00am 9:30am 10:00am 10:30am 11:00am 12:05pm 1:00pm 2:00pm 3:00pm 4:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 12:00am

The Hour of Power Futurama Futurama Futurama The Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons Sing: Ultimate a Capella WWE Raw NCIS: Los Angeles NCIS: Los Angeles NCIS: Los Angeles Modern Family The Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons Duck Quacks Don’t Echo The Last Ship The Force: North East The Russell Howard Hour

BBC1

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monday 7:00am 10:15am 11:00am 12:00pm 12:45pm 1:15pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 2:45pm 3:15pm 4:00pm 4:45pm 5:30pm 6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 11:45pm

Breakfast Rip Off Britain Homes Under the Hammer A Matter of Life and Debt Caught Red Handed Bargain Hunt BBC News BBC London News Doctors The Boss Escape to the Country Money for Nothing Antiques Road Trip Pointless BBC News BBC London News The One Show Inside Out EastEnders Panorama Rellik BBC News BBC London News Have I Got a Bit More News for You

xxxx 7:00am 7:30am 8:15am 9:00am

10:00am 12:00pm 1:00pm 2:00pm 2:45pm 4:15pm 4:45pm

5:15pm 6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm

11:00pm 11:30pm 12:15am

Real Lives Reunited Rip Off Britain Neighbourhood Blues The Big Family Cooking Showdown Victoria Derbyshire BBC Newsroom Live The Daily Politics The Code Gymnastics Hairy Bikers’ Bake-ation Great American Railroad Journeys This Farming Life Flog It! Eggheads Strictly - It Takes Two Coast: The Great Guide University Challenge Upstart Crow The Human Body: Secrets of Your Life Revealed W1A Newsnight Billion Dollar Deals and How They Changed Your World

7:00am 9:30am 10:25am 11:30am 1:30pm 2:30pm 2:55pm 3:00pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:35pm 11:45pm 12:20am

Good Morning Britain Lorraine The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News ITV News London Judge Rinder Alphabetical Tipping Point The Chase ITV News London ITV Evening News Emmerdale Coronation Street Countrywise Coronation Street Liar ITV News and Weather ITV News London After the News Jonathan Ross Show

7:20am 8:40am

10:05am 11:05am

12:00pm 1:00pm 1:05pm 2:05pm 3:10pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 6:30pm

7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm

9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 12:05am

King of Queens Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Undercover Boss USA Channel 4 News Come Dine with Me A New Life in the Sun Countdown Find it, Fix it, Flog it My Kitchen Rules Four in a Bed Steph and Dom’s One Star to Five Star The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News Jamie’s Quick and Easy Food Superfoods: The Real Story The Undateables First Dates Quadruplets and Homeless

7:00am 10:15am 12:15pm 1:10pm 1:15pm 2:15pm 2:45pm 3:15pm 4:15pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm

9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

12:05am

Childrens TV The Wright Stuff The Gadget Show 5 News Lunchtime The Hotel Inspector Home and Away Neighbours The Mentalist A Killer Among Us 5 News Neighbours Home and Away 5 News Tonight FIA World Rally Championship Highlights - Spain Police Interceptors Paddington Station 24/7 Aircrash: Collision in the Skies Blade: Trinity

7:00am 8:00am 9:00am 9:30am 10:00am 11:00am 11:30am 12:00pm 1:00pm 2:00pm 3:00pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 8:55pm 10:00pm 12:10am

Hawaii Five-0 Hawaii Five-0 Monkey Life Monkey Life The Dog Whisperer Modern Family Modern Family NCIS: Los Angeles House Hawaii Five-0 Hawaii Five-0 NCIS: Los Angeles Stargate SG-1 The Flash Modern Family The Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons Sing: Ultimate a Cappella Terminator Salvation A League of Their Own

NCIS: Los Angeles, 4pm Sky 1

tuesday 7:00am 10:15am 11:00am 12:00pm 12:45pm 1:15pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 2:45pm 3:15pm 4:00pm 4:45pm 5:30pm 6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 11:45pm 12:15am

Breakfast Rip Off Britain Homes Under the Hammer A Matter of Life and Debt Caught Red Handed Bargain Hunt BBC News BBC London News Doctors The Boss Escape to the Country Money for Nothing Antiques Road Trip Pointless BBC News BBC London News The One Show EastEnders Holby City Our Girl BBC News BBC London News Panorama The Insider

Steph and Dom's One Star to Five Star, 6.30pm Channel 4

7:00am 7:30am 8:15am 9:00am 10:00am 12:00pm 1:00pm 2:00pm 2:45pm

3:45pm 4:00pm 5:15pm 6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm

11:00pm

11:30pm 12:15am

Real Lives Reunited Rip Off Britain A Matter of Life and Debt Horizon Victoria Derbyshire BBC Newsroom Live The Daily Politics The Code The £100k House: The Final Fix Coast The Daily Politics This Farming Life Flog It! Eggheads Strictly - It Takes Two Coast: The Great Guide Saving Lives at Sea Russia 1917: Countdown to Revolution Later Live... with Jools Holland Newsnight NFL

7:00am 9:30am 10:25am 11:30am 1:30pm 2:30pm 2:55pm 3:00pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm

9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 11:40pm 12:15am

Good Morning Britain Lorraine The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News ITV News London Judge Rinder Alphabetical Tipping Point The Chase ITV News London ITV Evening News Emmerdale Save Money Robson Green’s Coastal Lives Call the Cleaners Cilla ITV News and Weather ITV News London After the News Lethal Weapon

7:20am 8:40am

10:05am 10:35am 11:05am

12:05pm 1:00pm 1:05pm 2:05pm 3:10pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 6:30pm

7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:15pm 11:30pm 12:35am

King of Queens Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Frasier Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Undercover Boss USA Channel 4 News Come Dine with Me A New Life in the Sun Countdown Find it, Fix it, Flog it My Kitchen Rules Four in a Bed Steph and Dom’s One Star to Five Star The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News The Great British Bake Off Celebrity Hunted Gogglebox Parenting for Idiots

7:00am 10:15am 12:15pm

1:10pm 1:15pm 2:15pm 2:45pm 3:15pm 4:15pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm

9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

Childrens TV The Wright Stuff Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

5 News Lunchtime The Hotel Inspector Home and Away Neighbours The Mentalist Fatal Honeymoon 5 News Neighbours Home and Away 5 News Tonight Tony Robinson: Coast to Coast The Yorkshire Vet Alaska: A Year in the Wild When TV Goes Horribly Wrong

7:00am 8:00am 9:00am 9:30am 10:00am 11:00am 11:30am 12:00pm 1:00pm 2:00pm 3:00pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm

10:00pm

12:00am

Hawaii Five-0 Hawaii Five-0 Monkey Life Monkey Life The Dog Whisperer Modern Family Modern Family NCIS: Los Angeles House Hawaii Five-0 Hawaii Five-0 NCIS: Los Angeles Stargate SG-1 The Flash Modern Family The Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons A League of Their Own Football’s Funniest Ever Moments The Russell Howard Hour

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WEDNESDAY 7:00am Breakfast 10:15am Rip Off Britain 11:00am Homes Under the Hammer 12:00pm A Matter of Life and Debt 12:45pm Caught Red Handed 1:15pm Bargain Hunt 2:00pm BBC News 2:30pm BBC London News 2:45pm Doctors 3:15pm The Boss 4:00pm Escape to the Country 4:45pm Money for Nothing 5:30pm Antiques Road Trip 6:15pm Pointless 7:00pm BBC News 7:30pm BBC London News 8:00pm The One Show 9:00pm Eat Well for Less 10:00pm The Apprentice 11:00pm BBC News 11:30pm BBC London News 11:45pm A Question of Sport 12:15am Ambulance

7:30am Rip Off Britain 8:15am A Matter of Life and Debt 9:00am Land of the Giants 9:30am Great British Menu 10:00am Victoria Derbyshire 12:00pm BBC Newsroom Live 12:30pm The Daily Politics 2:00pm The Code 2:45pm The £100k House:

The Final Fix 3:45pm Wild West: America’s Great Frontier 4:45pm Great American Railroad Journeys 5:15pm This Farming Life 6:15pm Flog It! 7:00pm Eggheads 7:30pm Strictly - It Takes Two 8:00pm Coast: The Great Guide 9:00pm Billion Dollar Deals and How

They Changed Your World 10:00pm The Detectives 11:00pm The Apprentice: You’re Fired!

11:30pm Newsnight 12:15am Louis Theroux

7:00am Good Morning Britain 9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning 1:30pm Loose Women 2:30pm ITV Lunchtime News 2:55pm ITV News London 3:00pm Judge Rinder 4:00pm Alphabetical 5:00pm Tipping Point 6:00pm The Chase 7:00pm ITV News London 7:30pm ITV Evening News 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm Coronation Street 9:00pm Bad Move 9:30pm Coronation Street 10:00pm Doc Martin 11:00pm ITV News and Weather 11:30pm ITV News London 11:45pm After the News 12:15am British Touring Car

Championship Highlights

7:20am King of Queens 8:40am Everybody Loves Raymond 10:05am Frasier 11:05am Ramsay’s Kitchen

Nightmares USA 12:00pm Undercover Boss USA 1:00pm Channel 4 News 1:05pm Come Dine with Me 2:05pm A New Life in the Sun 3:10pm Countdown 4:00pm Find it, Fix it, Flog it 5:00pm My Kitchen Rules 6:00pm Four in a Bed 6:30pm Steph and Dom’s

One Star to Five Star 7:00pm The Simpsons 7:30pm Hollyoaks 8:00pm Channel 4 News 9:00pm Location, Location, Location 10:00pm Grand Designs 11:00pm Back 11:35pm Norskov 12:35am Educating Greater Manchester

7:00am Childrens TV 10:15am The Wright Stuff 12:15pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

1:10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1:15pm The Hotel Inspector 2:15pm Home and Away 2:45pm Neighbours 3:15pm The Mentalist 4:15pm A Mother’s Fear 6:00pm 5 News 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Home and Away 7:30pm 5 News Tonight 8:00pm Britain by Bike

with Larry and George Lamb 9:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 10:00pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

11:00pm The Eastenders Murderers:

True Crime, Real Tragedy 12:05am When Kids Kill:

Bullied to Death

7:00am Hawaii Five-0 8:00am Hawaii Five-0 9:00am Monkey Life 9:30am Monkey Life 10:00am The Dog Whisperer 11:00am Modern Family 11:30am Modern Family 12:00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1:00pm House 2:00pm Hawaii Five-0 3:00pm Hawaii Five-0 4:00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 5:00pm Funniest Moments 6:00pm The Flash 7:00pm Modern Family 7:30pm The Simpsons 8:00pm The Simpsons 8:30pm The Simpsons 9:00pm A League of Their Own 10:00pm Stella 11:00pm Sing: Ultimate a Capella 12:05am Carpool Karaoke

7:00am Good Morning Britain 9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning 1:30pm Loose Women 2:30pm ITV Lunchtime News 2:55pm ITV News London 3:00pm Judge Rinder 4:00pm Alphabetical 5:00pm Tipping Point 6:00pm The Chase 7:00pm ITV News London 7:30pm ITV Evening News 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm Tonight 9:00pm Emmerdale 10:00pm An Hour to Catch a Killer

with Trevor Mcdonald 11:00pm ITV News and Weather 11:30pm ITV News London 11:40pm After the News 12:15am Lord Lucan:

My Husband, the Truth

7:20am King of Queens 8:35am Everybody Loves Raymond 10:05am Frasier 11:10am Ramsay’s Kitchen

Nightmares USA 12:05pm Undercover Boss USA 1:00pm Channel 4 News 1:05pm Come Dine with Me 2:05pm A New Life in the Sun 3:10pm Countdown 4:00pm Find it, Fix it, Flog it 5:00pm My Kitchen Rules 6:00pm Four in a Bed 6:30pm Steph and Dom’s

One Star to Five Star 7:00pm The Simpsons 7:30pm Hollyoaks 8:00pm Channel 4 News 9:00pm The Supervet 10:00pm Educating Greater Manchester 11:00pm The Great British Bake Off:

An Extra Slice 11:50pm The Undateables

7:00am Childrens TV 10:15am The Wright Stuff 12:15pm Can’t Pay? Special:

Agents Under Attack 1:10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1:15pm The Hotel Inspector 2:15pm Home and Away 2:45pm Neighbours 3:15pm NCIS 4:15pm Too Close to Kill 6:00pm 5 News 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Home and Away 7:30pm 5 News Tonight 8:00pm Police Interceptors 9:00pm Criminally Funny:

Caught in the Act 10:00pm The Nightmare Neighbour

Next Door 11:00pm Gypsy Kids: Our Secret World 12:05am Wild Card

7:00am Hawaii Five-0 8:00am Road Wars 9:00am Monkey Life 9:30am Monkey Life 10:00am The Dog Whisperer 11:00am Modern Family 11:30am Modern Family 12:00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1:00pm House 2:00pm Hawaii Five-0 3:00pm Hawaii Five-0 4:00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 5:00pm Funniest Moments 6:00pm The Flash 7:00pm Modern Family 7:30pm The Simpsons 8:00pm The Simpsons 8:30pm The Simpsons 9:00pm Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 10:00pm A League of Their Own 11:00pm The Russell Howard Hour 12:00am Football’s Funniest

Ever Moments

The Detectives, 10pm, BBC2

thursday 7:00am Breakfast 10:15am Rip Off Britain 11:00am Homes Under the Hammer 12:00pm A Matter of Life and Debt 12:45pm Caught Red Handed 1:15pm Bargain Hunt 2:00pm BBC News 2:30pm BBC London News 2:45pm Doctors 3:15pm The Boss 4:00pm Escape to the Country 4:45pm Money for Nothing 5:30pm Antiques Road Trip 6:15pm Pointless 7:00pm BBC News 7:30pm BBC London News 8:00pm The One Show 8:30pm EastEnders 9:00pm Council House Crackdown 10:00pm Ambulance 11:00pm BBC News 11:30pm BBC London News 11:45pm Question Time

7:00am Real Lives Reunited 7:30am Rip Off Britain 8:15am A Matter of Life and Debt 9:00am Mountain 10:00am Victoria Derbyshire 12:00pm BBC Newsroom Live 1:00pm The Daily Politics 2:00pm The Code 2:45pm The £100k House: The Final Fix 3:45pm Wild West:

America’s Great Frontier 4:45pm Great American

Railroad Journeys 5:15pm This Farming Life 6:15pm Flog It! 7:00pm Eggheads 7:30pm Strictly - It Takes Two 8:00pm Coast: The Great Guide 9:00pm Big Family Cooking Showdown 10:00pm Russia with Simon Reeve 11:00pm Match of the Day 11:30pm Newsnight 12:15am The Detectives

Looking for adventure

An Hour to Catch a Killer with Trevor McDonald, 10pm, ITV1

ADVENTURES OF A YOUNG NATURIST

In 1954, a young David Attenborough was offered the opportunity of a lifetime - to travel the world finding rare and elusive animals for London Zoo’s collection, and to film the expeditions for the BBC for a new show called Zoo Quest. This is the story of those voyages.

Staying with local tribes while trekking in search of giant anteaters in Guyana, Komodo dragons in Indonesia and armadillos in Paraguay, he and the rest of the team battled with cannibal fish, aggressive tree porcupines and escape-artist wild pigs, as well as treacherous terrain and unpredictable weather, to record the incredible beauty and biodiversity of these regions.

The methods may be outdated now, but the fascination and respect for the wildlife, the people and the environment and the importance of protecting these wild places - is not.

Written with Attenborough’s trademark wit and charm, Adventures of a Young Naturalist is not just the story of a remarkable adventure, but of the man who made us fall in love with the natural world, and who is still doing so today.

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Puzzles Each number in the Code Breaker grid represents a different letter of the alphabet. In this week’s puzzle, 5 represents Z and 13 represents M, so fill in Z every time the figure 5 appears and M every time the figure 13 appears.

Now using your knowledge of the English language work out which letters should go in the missing squares. As you discover the letters, fill in other squares with the same number in the main grid and the control grid.

Your inner you is a vehicle for the impression that you currently send out. The Sun conjuncts Mercury in a combust action astrologically, and this may very well bring about a break in communication that may see others with their fingers in their ears. Whilst you are pressured, a blind spot has been located needing your tender love and care.

Ruling the Third House as you do, it is high time to be both perceptive and aware to the logic you need to get what you need this time around. Something has to be contested and your written word is required to affect this. Mercury currently squares Pluto and even though you feel you have all the time in the World, start the process now!

The Full Hunters Moon nears, to celebrate the energies of the magic of Autumn. This brings with it a need to clear and cleanse aspects of your life to get your house fully in order. Start by space cleaning and removing any unwanted or hoarded items from your life, because then, and only then can you love, even more, what is left.

Aspects of fiery passion see you centre stage and in combetant mood! Due to the many planetary actions abounding in the Cosmos, it is a matter of the heart that has your undivided attention right now. Expect the challenge that you need, and remember that if you do take a look within yourself, you may actually like what you see!

Mercury bonds with Neptune this week and panders to your nostalgia as elements of the past are clearly brought back to you, one way or another. Mercury rules the sixth house of advanced knowledge and the acquiring of skills.

Neptune bids you look further than the front of your nose to find out what’s out there for you!

Code Breaker

Mars squares up to Saturn midweek, bringing a delay to your current agenda, that just may work well for you.

Whilst there will be time to cross your t’s and dot your I’s for sure, there is something missing right now that needs to be included. Others have chipped in to have their say, but in the long run it is you who makes the decision!

WORD fit

Using just logic, can you make all the words fit correctly into the grid?

Mercury hosts events this week, as you need to sharpen up considerably your skills of communication. Many people think that you get hold of the wrong end of the stick, but the inanimate energies of Librans mean that they have to be totally sure of everything in favour of maintaining the tuned in equilibrium they always need.

The entry of Jupiter into Scorpio brings a blitz on all aspects of finance, as a corner is developing. There seems to be a current dispute over money, and the financial obligations of those around you. Somebody is not contributing and they very well could be. We all have bills to pay, but check yours out for accuracy, and sign nothing!

Venus backs a project you are putting your life and soul into. The actions midweek with Uranus can be seen as the backing you need to get this show well and truly on the road. You have started and now you must finish. Where all this goes is up to you, but above all such a labour of love needs some recompense and reward!

Both Venus and Mars square up to Saturn this week. This double whammy brings mixed results, but at least serves to keep you on your toes for a while. Both bring blessings to you, in disguise, and they spark your confidence to be enabled enough to see things from vastly different angles.

All that glitters is not gold, and never was!

Venus flirts with Uranus as together they bring in opportunity and new horizons. This is a message to follow your heart over something that has pricked your conscience. It is sure to say that you will always do the right thing for others, even if you can be seen to be cutting off your nose to spite your face! Think of yourself for once!

Cosmic energies open your highly charged psychic centres this week, as you are waiting for answers and that green light to come. Balancing things is not easy these days, and there always seem to be new priorities and significant delays when it comes to fulfilling your true aims, wishes and desires. Focus, have faith and trust!

3 letter words IMP IRE 5 letter words AROMA DAZED DIRGE EAGLE LIMIT LLAMA MUSIC

NEEDS NIECE SATIN SHAPE TIARA TULIP ZEBRA

7 letter words

6 letter words COILED DEPEND ECHOED RAPIDS

LIBERAL

AWKWARD

Mystical Postbag Kenny, I was at the side of my grandmother as she lay dying last month. I have to tell you that when she was passing she was looking above us, smiling at something we couldn't see, and for a minute she seemed so contented and happy!

I felt something I had never felt before, and I can't fully describe it.

Mia I.

your experiences at the

Hi Mia! Thank you for sharing this with me. I too have been present at many passings; and

her to the Spirit World,

death of your grand-

mother are fairly typical of someone about to

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It came and you were there to witness it!

CALORIE DETAILS EXTINCT HAMMOCK IGNORED MACHINE OCTAGON RIDDLES

For Birthday Celebrants There is a strong call for you to journey this astrological year ahead. Whilst you can and will fulfil many dreams so too can you better see just where you are and where you should be, as they are not the same place, and they should be!

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More Puzzles

Cryptic

ACROSS 1 Roman garb, so to speak (5) 4 Total number, we hear, who like it hot? (4) 7 How to produce good tarts in Derbyshire? (8) 8 Record held by piano teacher (4) 9 Long for a tree (4) 10 Care for very amusing person (7) 12 Sport scaring hero badly (5-6) 14 Yob diverted in funfair (7) 16 A long time for some wage slaves (4) 19 Taking part in protest against deer (4) 20 I hope it changed a country (8) 21 Granny, for example, taking some thick notepaper (4) 22 Policeman starts to search extremely small wood (5) DOWN 1 Long walk from public transport beginning to pall (5) 2 Good slimmer, one gathers (7) 3 Regard daughter as offspring (4) 4 Fruit as seen by a ruler (8) 5 Artist in a film one tried to see (5) 6 Lusty saint in error, ignoring leader (6) 11 After ten years leaders in Northern Territory degenerate (8) 12 Places frequently visited — by ghosts? (6) 13 Coterie pouring fluid (2-5) 15 Dickensian villain, female, with a drink (5) 17 Transparency of a bit of playground equipment (5) 18 Smart Conservative greeting another (4)

Word Wheel

There is 1x9 letter word and 172 others!

Make as many 3 or more letter words as you can using any letter combination just once and you must use the central letter in every word!

Word Ladder

Can you by changing 1 letter at a time, get from the first word to the last word in the given number of moves?

busy 1 2 3 4 5 6

fool Soduku

Quick

Fill the grid so every column and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1-9

Solar System Quiz 1 The Cassini-Huygens probe was sent to visit which planet?

Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune, Saturn 2 The Cerberus Fossae is found on which planet?

Venus, Mercury, Mars, Earth 3 The core of the earth is believed to consist of 88.8% of what?

Carbon, Lava, Silicon, Iron 4 The Dawn spacecraft is due to land where in 2015?

Ceres, Makemake, Pluto, Eris 5 The Earth is composed of 32% of what?

Magnesium, Nickel, Silicon, Iron 6 The Enke Gap is a feature of which planet?

Saturn, Neptune, Jupiter, Uranus 87 The Equator forms a major part of which planet?

Earth, Mars, Venus, Mercury 8 The ESA mission BepiColombo is aimed at reaching what planet?

Mercury, Saturn, Venus, Mars 9 The Great Red Storm is a feature of which planet?

Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, Uranus 10 The Kuiper Belt lies how many AU’s away from the sun?

10, 50, 1, 100

ACROSS 1 Grab (6) 4 Baby’s toy (6) 8 Eagle’s nest (5) 9 Coal miner (7) 10 Small cucumber used for pickling (7) 11 Destroy (5) 12 Give in, yield (9) 17 Picture puzzle (5) 19 Japanese warrior (7) 21 Irritated (7) 22 First appearance (5) 23 One of the planets (6) 24 Vanquished (6)

DOWN 1 Vehicle for travelling over snow (6) 2 Stuffy (7) 3 Impertinence (5) 5 Permitted (7) 6 Hackneyed (5) 7 I’ve found it! (6) 9 Owned up (9) 13 Cattle thief (7) 14 Melted cheese on hot toast (7) 15 Fetches (6) 16 “Paradise Lost” poet (6) 18 Lamb’s cry (5) 20 Troublesome little insect (5)

Last Weeks Solutions on page 45

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Benidorm food & drink

Benidorm’s Old Town has an enormous amount to offer in terms of atmosphere and tradition.

Known for it’s huge array of Tapas Bars, there is also a huge expat community providing cosy bars and restaurants in the heart of Old Benidorm. From a tasty snack to a full blown A La Carte menu, cocktails and shots, English and local beers and wines, there is something for everyone!

All these venues are within a 5 minute walk of each other, so try them all...

Make sure you tell the owners you saw their advert in RTN! BRUNCH: 12.30 - 4.00pm DINNER: 6.30pm - 11.00pm

Old Town Benidorm Calle la Palma 7

Last March, Nosh became Benidorm’s latest dining experience. Located just off the walking street, in the Old Town’s main dining destination, calle la Palma.

In addition to our delicious seasonal menu, we have weekly specials offering mouth watering specialties with influence from world cuisine, right here in Benidorm.

Our carefully selected wines change regularly to complement our menus.

Alongside these we provide cheese boards, with an average of 40 different cheeses to choose from… including some great vintage choices too!

Check out these venues on Trip Advisor All have between 4 & 5 Star Ratings!

Mushroom & Clams a la marinera... herb risotto Clams for me are one of the best seafood products on the Costa Blanca and easy to find in any fishmongers or supermarket.

Clams a la Marinera is a delicious and easy tapa recipe, simple dish made with fresh clams, cooking in a white wine, onions and garlic sauce, you can even add A little chilli if you like a little spice...great for lunch or a light dinner!

You can book online via the link on Facebook, email us on reservations@noshrestaurant.es or call us on ES +34 965 02 02 71 or from the UK on +44 (0)20 3695 2440 We are looking forward to your visit!

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Time: 45min 750 ml chicken stock 1/2 white onion, finely chopped 30g butter 1 clove garlic, diced 200g fresh mushrooms, finely chopped (any type of mushroom will work) 200g arborio rice 250ml dry white wine 80g grated Parmesan cheese 2 to 3 tablespoons chopped fresh herbs of your choice

cooking METHOD Add the clams to a bowl and add 2 tablespoons of

In a large saucepan, heat the chicken stock over low heat. In a large frying pan, cook the onion and garlic in 30g of butter until translucent, about 5 minutes.

Add the chopped fresh mushrooms and cook until they give up their juice, add your chopped herbs then Add the rice and cook, stirring until the rice becomes opaque, about 2 minutes. Add the wine and cook until it is absorbed into the rice, season well and stirring constantly.

add the hot stock to the rice, a half cupful at a time, stirring until each addition of stock is absorbed, about 15 minutes in total. Once the rice is al dente, remove the risotto from the heat. Add the rest of the parmesan cheese and remaining 15g of butter.

Food tip: Smash garlic cloves inside a resealable plastic bag with the back of a knife. That way, your cutting board and knife won’t smell.

salt and cover with water, and set aside for about 1 hour, this will release any grit they have inside of the clams Chop the onion and slice garlic.

In a large frying pan, add a drizzle of olive oil. When it is hot, add in chopped onion and sauté until they turn golden. Add 2 tbsp of flour, the pepper, and a clove of garlic. Once everything has turned a golden colour, add a 1/2 cup of water, white wine and the tomato paste.

Add 3 slices of lemon and season well, Cook for 2-3 minutes more.

Pour the onion mixture into the saucepan with the clams. Cook on low until the sauce thickens, stirring often for about 4 minutes.

When cooked add your parsley and serve in bowls and serve hot. You can serve with a crisp baguette or slices of pitta bread.

Food tip: Cut a fresh lemon into wedges. After you are finished handling the fish, or seafood squeeze the lemon onto your hands, rub your hands together, and rinse with water, this will eliminate the smell. ingredients 2 lbs. medium clams (cleaned) 1 large yellow onion, finely chopped 8 oz. white wine olive oil 2 tbsp flour pinch of pepper Pinch of Salt 2 cloves garlic, sliced 1 lemon 1 bay leaf 1 tablespoon tomato paste Tbsp flat leaf parsley, finely chopped

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health

People who bite their nails could be perfectionists Pulling hair, biting nails, picking skin - these behaviours are common, if frustrating, behaviours. But what do they mean for the people who suffer from them? Researchers from the Institut Universitaire en Santementale de Montreal and the University of Montreal, Canada, investigated in a new study.

The researchers found that participants engaged in repetitive behaviours when under stress or when they felt bored or frustrated, but not when they were relaxed.

"Chronic hair-pulling, skin-picking disorder and nail-biting and various other habits are known as body-focused repetitive behaviours. Although these behaviours can induce important distress, they also seem to satisfy an urge and deliver some form of reward,'' said principal investigator Kieron O'Connor.

O'Connor and colleagues studied 24 individuals with these repetitive behaviours and compared them with 24 control subjects who did not have body-focused repetitive behaviours.

The participants completed questionnaires to assess emotions such as boredom, anger, guilt, irritability and anxiety and also took part in a clinical evaluation.

Next, the participants were exposed to different experimental situations, each designed to stir one of four emotions: Stress Relaxation Frustration Boredom

The team found that, during the boredom and frustration experiments, subjects with a history of body-focused repetitive behaviours reported a stronger desire to engage in the behaviours. However, participants were not more likely to pull their hair, bite their nails or pick their skin during the relaxation experiment.

According to the authors of the study, these results confirm that participants engage in these behaviours when under stress or when they feel bored or frustrated, and as such are not simply "nervous" habits.

O'Connor explains the study's findings: "We believe that individuals with these repetitive behaviours may be perfectionistic, meaning that they are unable to relax and to perform tasks at a 'normal' pace.

They are therefore prone to frustration, impatience and dissatisfaction when they do not reach their goals. They also experience greater levels of boredom.”

Active middle aged men tend to stay active ACCORDING TO a new online study published by the British Medical Journal, active middle-aged men are likely to stay active into old age.

The research included nearly 3,500 British men, aged 40 to 59 at the start of the study. The researchers followed the men’s health for 20 years. Those who were physically active in mid-life were nearly three times more likely to be active at the end of the study period.

Men who played sports in mid-life were more likely to be active in old age than those who did other types of physical activity in midlife. That was especially true of those who played sports for many years, the findings showed.

Men who played sports for 25 years or more were nearly five times more likely to be physically active in old age than those who didn’t play sports, the study authors said.

But plenty of men took up high levels of walking as they aged.

At the start of the study, just 27 per cent reported high levels of walking. By the end of the study, that number was

62 per cent.

“Early engagement in sport and structured exercise may be vital for developing the necessary motor skills needed to establish a lifelong habit for physical activity. However, it may also be important to provide opportunities to take up other forms of activity, such as walking, during the transition to old age,” study lead author Daniel Aggio, from University College London (UCL), said.

There are a number of reasons why playing sports in middle age may increase the likelihood of being active in old age, the UCL researchers suggested.

“Sport participation in mid-life may help maintain physical function and [physical activity] self-efficacy in later life, increasing psychological and physical readiness for [physical activity] in old age,” the authors wrote.

Beauty tips

Does rubbing fruit on your teeth remove stains?

Three Strawberries, lemons, even banana peels - we've heard of people reaching for the fruit emergency bowl in an effort to get a shiny smile, but does it work? No. Not only will this not remove stains, hacks to but it will also seriously damage your teeth.

Fruit acids and acids in the other foods we eat and drink cause tooth enamel to wear away and remove teeth can become discoloured and yellow as a result. Brushing after a meal will help, but avoid doing so for 20 minutes after consuming acidic fake tan foods. Acid softens your enamel, and brushing too soon will only speed up tooth wear before the enamel has time to settle again.

1. Reach for lemon juice Douse a damp flannel with lemon or lime juice, then pop it in the microwave for 2 minutes. Checking it's not too hot, rub it over your tan to instantly remove the colour.

2. Hit the steam room Another way to absorb it with heat is to go for a steam at the gym. After 10 minutes, wipe the area with a towel and it should rub off easily.

3. Try toothpaste If you've got tan tides on your wrists or patchy streaks on your hands, try rubbing some toothpaste over your mitts. It has to be white toothpaste though; the bright blue or stripy formulas won't have the same effect!

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whats on

I say Honey, you say G! TICKETS are still available for the Palace Variety Show taking place at Benidorm Palace this Sun-day October 8.

The event, in aid of the Spanish Association Against Cancer (AECC) and the Royal British Legion, welcomes the likes of one of the UK's best loved and most successful stand-up comedians Jimmy Jones the Guvenor and X Factor star Honey G… Honey is back on European soil after capturing attention Stateside, performing at Beachers Mad-house at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood for her X Factor mentor Sharon Osbourne and her daughter Kelly.

The organisers promise the 2017 show will “blow previous

The Overtones hit the high notes

shows out of the water”.

Also taking to the stage will be Sonia, Freddie (Parrot Face) Davies, Devon from The Voice Kids, La Sal Torrevieja, Totally Dance Studio, Fusion, Jay Markwick & Co., Nikki G, Paul Michael, Ran-dall Cain and Stuart Sinclair.

Doors open at 7.00pm and the show starts at 8.00pm.

Tickets cost €25 and are available via the Box Office: 965 851 660.

The organisers express their greatest thanks to their sponsors Spain Property Shop.

The first in the series of Autumn concerts produced by the TeuladaMoraira Lions Club took place recently in Moraira’s Espai la Senieta, featuring ‘The Overtones’ tribute show from Benidorm.

The sell-out concert proved immensely popular with tributes to Elvis, Frank Sinatra and Michael Buble, followed in the second half by songs featuring the famous vocal harmonies from The Overtones.

A grand charity raffle was held, which bumped the funds raised up to an impressive €1,500.

The next concert will

U3A Vall del Pop >>> What’s on Tuesday October 10 U3A Vall del Pop Singers (renamed Casual Choir) performing 1960/ 70s music Venue: Bob and Sandra Welham’s home at La Ruina, Murla.

Time: 3.00pm – 5.00pm Refreshments: Cake and Cava Cost: €7. As only limited numbers can be accommodated, please book with Sandra on 965 581 358.

Thursday November 2 – General Meeting. Speaker Daniel Herranz – Spanish Taxes / Brexit Update Friday November 3 Trip to Cocentina Medieval Fayre, held since 1346 (Cost: €8.50) Saturday December 2 Christmas Dinner dance at Salon Canor, Tuelada together with with Calpe U3A. Entertainment by Sharni (Cost: €33) Saturday December 9 General Meeting with Christmas Festivities Friday December 15 Bring & Share Christmas Party at Jalon Penisionista with music from Mike (Cost: €6) Saturday December 23 – Wednesday December 27 Christmas 2017 (5days & 4 nights) in Nerja, including trips to Malaga, Almunecar and Frigilana For further information check out the U3A Vall del Pop website - http://u3avalldelpop.com.

The U3A is all about enjoyment and learning and this is particularly evident in the U3A Vall del Pop group, whose members generally meet on the first Thursday of each month at the Polivalent Centre in Murla.

take place on Thursday November 3, again in the Espai le Senieta and this time will be a tribute to original rockers Status Quo featuring ‘Fakers Quo’.

For tickets and/ or information, get in touch with Colin Lilley – 966 491 917 / colinlilley1424@gmail.com.

The Teulada-Moraira Lions Club is actively seeking new members. If you’d like to join one of the largest service clubs worldwide with over 3 million members, get in touch with Membership Secretary Nico Dekkers – 965 974 941 / nicorateulada@gmail.com.

Bargains for bookworms The Original Charity Library will be holding its ‘Awesome Autumn’ book sale outside Iceland this Saturday October 7 from 10.00am - 4.00pm.

Everyone is invited to browse the stalls for their winter reads. There will be plenty to choose from, with hundreds of contemporary fiction books on sale at 4 books for €1 or 50 cents each.

Also on offer will be a wide range of children’s books, cookery books, craft and lifestyle books as well as biographies and autobiographies.

The Original Charity Library is in Javea Park, open Monday to Saturday from 10.00am - 1.00pm. For more information check out - www.charityshoplibrary.com or get in touch info@charityshoplibrary.com.

Casa Santonja 2-day Christmas Fayre Casa Santonja is a beautiful 19th century building in Beniarbeig, catalogued among the ‘55 most illustrious buildings’ in the province of Alicante. Its lush gardens with centuries-old trees extend over an area of 20,000 square meters.

Casa Santonja rarely opens its gardens to the general public but has made a special exception in aid of local charities Make A Smile, HELP Denia and Marina Alta, Red Cross, Tanamera, Dusty’s Homestead and Hope Restoration Centre.

On Saturday November 11 from 12.00pm – 6.00pm and Sunday November 12 from 11.00am – 4.00pm, everyone is welcomed to enjoy the stunning gardens at the Christmas Fayre.

The Christmas Fayre promises fun for all the family, with delicious homemade food, Christmas entertainment and Carol singing and over 50 gift stalls. The chapel will be open and families can light a candle for their loved ones whilst the children visit Santa in his grotto. Entry is €1.

Casa Santonja is situated only five minutes from Ondara shopping centre,

CASA SANTONJA: The Christmas Fayre promises fun for all the family

in Beniarbeig (there will be signposts).

For more information, get in touch –

680 673 871 or email kidskitchen@outlook.es.

Photo credit Grupo El Alto

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pets

Nine dog breeds that don’t like water

Many people presume that all dogs are born swimmers and love the water, but that is definitely not the case. Some breeds, whether due to physical build, temperament, or health issues, may not be too eager to dive into a pool or lake.

Here are some dog breeds that often don’t love swimming: Doberman These dogs are swift and powerful on land, but their muscular bodies and deep chests can actually work against them in the water.

Maltese These toy dogs often suffer from weakened tracheas as they age, making it more difficult for them to breathe.

Basset Hound With their long, stocky bodies and short legs, Basset Hounds aren’t streamlined for swimming. Because of their proportions, their back end tends to sink down, and their front end tends

to float up, giving them an inefficient, vertical position in the water.

Shih Tzu A Shih Tzu’s long, flowing fur might be adorable tied back in bow clip, but the look doesn’t translate well to the water.

Some of the ones who go in for a lot of grooming don’t like getting their ears wet.

Hairless Chinese Crested With little or no hair to insulate their bodies, these pups are very sensitive to cold temperatures, meaning they can chill easily in the water. Even for dogs with hair, water temperature is an important consideration. Dogs have a higher normal body temperature than humans—about 101.5 degrees Fahrenheit on average —so water that feels warm to us may feel cool to a dog.

Greyhound Some Greyhounds may thrive in the water, but as a breed, swimming is generally not their strong point.

Dachshund With their long bodies and short legs, Dachshunds have to work harder to swim and stay afloat than many other breeds. That’s not to say they can’t learn to swim, but they might not initially feel comfortable in pools or lakes where their feet don’t touch the bottom.

Pug Thanks to their flattened snouts, Pugs often have breathing problems, which stem from narrowed nasal passages, a long soft palate, an unusually narrow trachea (windpipe), or other anatomic abnormalities. While some Pugs may enjoy the water, many panic when faced with a strenuous physical activity like swimming.

French Bulldog Like Pugs, French Bulldogs are brachycephalic, or short-snouted, so they are typically not big fans of swimming.

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Guinea pigs’ teeth grow constantly so it’s important to provide them with plenty of hay, grass and wooden toys to wear their teeth down. Check your guinea pigs’ teeth at least once a week and take them to a vet if you are concerned.

A vitamin C deficiency can make your guinea pigs very sick so it is essential that this vitamin is provided in their diet. Give a fresh portion of vitamin C enriched food and fresh, leafy greens daily.

Regularly grooming your guinea pigs can also help to highlight health problems early. Groom long-haired breeds daily to keep their coats in good condition. Shorthaired guinea pigs can be groomed weekly. Your guinea pigs’ nails will need checking weekly and clipping when necessary – ask your vet to show you how to do this.

Check your guinea pigs daily and take them to your vet for a thorough health check at least once a year. See your vet immediately if any of your guinea pigs are showing signs of pain, illness or injury e.g. loss of appetite, runny eyes or nose, flystrike, diarrhoea, dry or irritated skin, hair loss or changes in behaviour.

Settling in One of the most stressful times for small animals is when they move house. Small animals can carry diseases that can be

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Always make sure that new animals are allowed to settle in for a few days before interacting with them so that they are rested and feel secure in their new home.

Ringworm Ringworm is a fungal infection which can affect guinea pigs causing scaly skin and scabs, usually around the nose and ears. It is also found in a range of animals including cats, horses and farm animals. Plenty of vitamin C helps to boost the immune system, which may help to prevent this.

Give your guinea pigs lots of dark green leafy vegetables like cabbage and broccoli and keep their home clean.

Ringworm can also pass to people so wash your hands thoroughly after handling guinea pigs.

In people, it looks like a round, red area of skin and advice on treatment can be obtained from a doctor or pharmacist.

Health and hygiene All animals can carry diseases, some of which can pass to people.

Always clean your hands after handling, feeding your animals, or cleaning their home and equipment and ensure children do the same. Always supervise children to ensure they do not put the animals (or objects that animals have been in contact with) near their mouths.

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A vehicle for America That is my opinion of the fourth generation Lexus RX450h Sport. Why? It’s the type of SUV (sports utility vehicle) the Americans like, ultra luxurious inside, large and its hybrid credentials help the driver feel that they are no depleting the earth’s resources, too much anyway. Its predecessors have been extremely popular in the States, which means that this one will go down extremely well, too. It is easy to imagine it cruising the large roads over there and being very much at home. The poor British motorist can but dream of large traffic free roads or embark on their journeys during incredibly anti-social hours.

This RX is certainly a striking vehicle with an expensive unique design. I am unsure of the massive black grille at the front but it is certainly striking and on opening the door of the large sonic white SUV there really is a surprise. A red interior. That feels American too. The first time you see it it very nearly takes your breath away.

It’s quite dark inside until of course the electrically operated pan roof cover retracts revealing a

large glass roof, the front part of which tilts and slides. And it’s supremely comfortable too. Few cars come equipped with heated and cooled front leather seats but they’re in the Lexus. Usually on a hot summer’s day leather is sticky but that’s certainly not the case in the RX450h.

And as you first acquaint yourself with it time is required to adjust to the new surroundings.

It’s not just a matter of jumping in and driving off. But it doesn’t take long to understand where all the controls are located.

We travel to London to visit Caroline’s uncle and the automatic gearbox makes light work of the motorway cruise allowing the driver a leisurely experience. However, if more engaging driving is required then there are paddle-shifts either side of the steering wheel and the gearbox can be driven as a manual.

It makes swift progress and is a more than capable over-taker.

The sat nav is one of the more complicated on the market to operate we find. On our return journey, once we finally fathom how to use it it proceeds to take us an hour and a half from St John’s Wood to get out of the capital seemingly taking us round in circles.

For some reason it wants to take us to the A3 despite us requesting the M25. Although it’s a Sunday the traffic is horrendous and Londoners are unfamiliar with patience.

Pedestrians walk out in front of you, cyclists nudge past, vehicles jostle for position from

your left and right. But it is nice to know that approximately up to 30mph the RX travels on electric power as long as the driver’s right foot is fairly light. The moment you push a little too heavily the 3.5-litre V6 24-valve petrol engine kicks in. The whole experience is stressful, to say the least. The only consolation is that the sheer size of the RX keeps other irate motorists in their place. It quickly becomes clear why there are so many 4x4s around the capital.

Uncle Harry, who is really suffering with his legs, finds the height of the RX user-friendly for him to get onto the front passenger seat.

It’s large enough for him to swing himself round – and he’s a large man – and there is ample room for his feet.

There is no denying that the Lexus does feel a slightly cumbersome vehicle when reversing but the camera – the view from which appears on the central control panel – helps.

The intelligent cruise control, which automatically brakes and accelerates, while easy to use, does not react quickly enough for my liking. While in the outside lane of the motorway it

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hangs too far back from the vehicle in front, allowing for other motorists to easily undertake.

In frustration the cruise control is switched off and no undertaking takes place again!

The power folding wing mirrors give the driver peace of mind that they are less likely to get bashed when parking on busy London streets.

Facts at a glance

Model tested: Lexus RX450h F Sport Pan Ro of HUD OTR price: €92,000 0-100km/h: 7.7secs Top speed: 200 Km/h Engine power: 239 CV Electric motor power: 313 CV Economy: 5.2 l / 100km

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Gearing up for the Costa Blanca Trails

FINESTRAT IS preparing to welcome more than 700 runners participating in the ‘Costa Blanca Trails’ next month.

The event, made up of two ultra-marathons of 102 kilometres and 65 kilometres, a regular marathon of 40 kilometres and a hike of 18 kilometres, takes place on Saturday November 11 and participants will cover the main summits of the Marina Baixa: Puig Campana – the most emblematic peak of Finestrat and the second highest mountain in the province at 1,410 metres.

Sierra Aitana – the highest mountain in the province at 1,557 metres.

Mallada del Llop - in la Serrella reaching 1,360 metres

Mayor of Finestrat Juan Francisco Perez thanked the Diputacion de Alicante and the Coast Blanca Tourism Board “for their involvement in this event, with which we continue to promote Finestrat and its surrounding areas.”

He estimates that the event will attract around 2,000 spectators and confirmed that over 400 volunteers will work together with the emergency services to ensure the safety and security of all involved.

Runners from the Denmark, Norway, Russia and the UK have registered, as well as runners from 20 Spanish provinces.

Entries are still open until November 4 via www.mychip.es.

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ENTRIES STILL OPEN: Are you up to the challenge?

A former player, Tony Matthews is now the world’s most prolific author of football books with 150 published since 1975. He has also been a PE teacher, policeman, radio correspondant and is now a quiz-organiser and fund–raiser, for various charities.

Sporting calendar

Last night’s WC qualifying football matches included England-Slovenia, Northern Ireland-Germany and Scotland-Slovakia. Tonight it’s Georgia-Wales and Republic of Ireland-Moldova, followed by Lithuania-England, Norway-Northern Ireland and Slovenia-Scotland on Sunday and Wales-Republic of Ireland on Monday.

There’s been FA Youth Cup, Checkatrade Trophy and Women’s Champions League action this week, but there’ll be no top-line League football in Europe until 14 October.

On Saturday, Castleford play Leeds in Rugby League’s Grand final at Old Trafford.

Suzuki hosts Japan’s F1 Grand Prix on Sunday.

The PGA European Dunhill Links and USLPGA golf tournaments take place at St Andrew’s and Pine Valley respectively: 5-8 October.

The China and Japan tennis Opens are underway, until 8 October.

And the World Darts Grand Prix continues in Dublin.

Round Up

Max Vestappen celebrated his 20th birthday by winning last Sunday’s Malaysian Grand Prix. Lewis Hamilton was second and leads Sebastian Vettel by 34 points in the driver’s championship.

Enable, ridden by Frankie Dettlori and trained by John Gosden, won the Prix de l’Arc de Triomphe.

England beat the West Indies by six runs (via the DL rule) and by nine wickets in the 4th and 5th ODIs. Jason Roy (84) top-scored in the rain-affected fourth game while Jonny Bairstow (141) and Roy (96) battered the Windies in match five as England clinched the series 4-0.

Ireland’s Paul Dunne won the British Masters golf championship while the President’s Cup went to the USA Team GB gained 87 medals (24 gold) at the Invictus Games in Canada.

Last week, Celtic (in Anderlecht), Chelsea (2-1 in Spain v Atletico Madrid), Manchester City (home), Manchester United (in Moscow), Spurs (3-0 v Apoel Nicosia, with Harry Kane’s ninth club hat-trick), Barcelona (in Lisbon) and Real Madrid (in Dortmund) all gained CL group victories, while Arsenal won their Europa League game in Belarus.

Manchester City beat Chelsea 1-0 and Manchester United walloped goalless Crystal Palace 4-0 to remain 1-2 in the PL and Celtic extended their unbeaten domestic run to 58 matches with a draw against Hibs.

Elsewhere, Barcelona (seven wins out of seven) lead La Liga while PSG (France), Sturm Graz (Austria), FC Porto (Portugal) and Young Boys (Switzerland) head their respective Divisions. And due to ‘referendum incidents’ Barcelona beat Las Palmas 3-0 behind closed doors last Sunday.

Valldigna Golf Society v Edetania Golf Society 20 Valldigna Golf Society players lined up on the green at the Escorpion Club de Golf in Betera recently for a match against rivals Edetania Golf Society.

The order of the day was a Ryder Cup style four ball match play, which the two teams play twice a year as a home and away competition.

Valldigna stood on the tee as the current holders whilst Edetania were there to win back the coveted trophy, won by Valldigna in the May challenge at El Bosque.

Lorraine Murphy of Valldigna said: “The course was in tip top condition, the fairways were very true and the greens were fast and very tricky.

We took on the Vuelta de Masia and Vuelta Lagos courses and all 40 players brought their A-game.As usual, it was a very closely fought competition with both teams taking the lead at one stage. There were some outstanding performances on the day with 50ft. putts being holed and most notably, a hole in one from John Nordlokken on hole 3 on the

Lagos course.”

Other nearest the pin winners were: Hole 6 – David Kerr (Masia course) Hole 8 – Andy Mitchell (Masia course) Hole 5 – Sharon Smith (Lagos course) Hole 8 – Chris Ward (Lagos course) The Longest Drive on the 6th went to Brian Smith and The Longest Drive on the 8th went to Pat Bradden, both on the Lagos course.The Ladies Longest Drive went to ClarieBergaminon the 9th on the Masia course.

Steve Arnold was the lucky first prize raffle winner, winning his game for free, along with many other lucky winners of some excellent prizes.

The final score was a 7 and 3 win to Edetania.

Valldigna gracefully handed back the trophy but promised: “we’ll be back!”

Anyone wishing to join them for a a game at La Galiana on the 17th October or just to get more society information please email valldignagolfsoc@hotmail.com or call Don on 600 681 715 or Peter on 642 460 415.

Fact File

Stoke’s Saido Berahino, who missed a penalty in a 2-1 win over Southampton, hasn’t scored in 31 hours and 48 minutes of PL football.

When Spurs sold Kyle Walker to Manchester City they replaced him with Kyle Walker-Peters!

Falkirk’s boss Alex Smith, 77, is the oldest manager in European football, possibly in the world.

England all-rounder Ben Stokes, arrested last week outside a Bristol Night club, could miss the Ashes tour, and cricketers could be sin-binned or sent-off in competitive matches if a new rule is passed.

And the City of Birmingham is favourite to stage the 2022 Commonwealth Games.

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