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Naked youths upset residents in Alicante In scenes reminiscent of the 1970’s phenomenon, streaking, groups of youngsters are gathering to take turns at jumping naked off a bridge in Alicante City p4

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Alicante and Murcian entrepreneurs demand Mediterranean corrider

Orihuela hospital expands range of treatments

Hospital Quironsalud has recently introduced new specialised departments for treatments in obesity, diabetes, assisted reproduction, spine, prenatal checks, as well as a new service of vaccinations p10

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The AVE high speed rail network linking the Mediterranean corridor will not be complete until 2025

by Andy Mansell More than one thousand business owners from the provinces of Alicante, Valencia, Castellón, Andalusia and Catalonia met last week at the Headquarters of Almeria’s Chamber of Commerce, to discuss work on the ‘Mediterranean Corridor’ national train links.

The delegation are questioning why government plans for the AVE rail link between Barcelona and Algeciras have been delayed until a completion date of 2025.

The delegates have previously held meeting

in Murcia, Tarragona, Valencia and Villena to highlight their dissatisfaction at the length of time the proposed work is scheduled to take.

To draw attention to the problem, the businessmen chose to fly from Alicante to Almeria, via Madrid as there is no rail connection between the two cities and a train journey from the Spanish capital takes more than 6 hours.

Each province experiences varying degrees of problems caused by the delays in work, but the worst affected are Murcia and Almeria.

Valencia and Alicante, for instance have had an AVE high speed rail link with Madrid for a

number of years , which connects them to the capital in 90 minutes and 130 minutes, respectively.

The high speed service has not yet been connected to Murcia and Elche (Fomento the construction company assures that it will be very late in early 2018) and for Almería little is known apart from a proposed date of 2023.

The delegation also drew attention to the Cercanías line between Alicante and Murcia ( 3 million passengers a year), which has also experienced many unfulfilled promises.

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Alcoy man appears in court facing child abuse charges

by Andy Mansell A court in Alicante heard last week how an Alcoy man is alleged to have sexually abused a girl of five, with whom he shared the same house, over a two year period, before the victim reported the acts to her grandmother.

The unnamed defendant denies all charges, claiming they were falsely made because of ill feeling between his and the girls families.

The activities are alleged to have occurred between 2013 and 2015, when the abuse came to light, upon which the man was arrested and kept in preventive detention until the case came before the court earlier this week.

During the two years the alleged abuse occurred, the accused stayed for periods in the house where the child lived as he is the brother of a close friend of the girl’s Mother who also shared the house.

The alleged abuse took place when the man was alone in the house with the girl.

The victim did not appear before the court, but the jury listened to a pre-re-

corded interview the girl gave to a child psychologist, where she alleged that the accused covered her mouth to prevent her screaming during the attacks and threatened to not take her and her dog to the park if she told anyone of the abuse.

Jurors also heard evidence from the girl’s family and teachers during the trial which lasted several hours.

The teachers reported that the girl seemed to be more sexually advanced than children of the same age particularly towards boys, but they attributed it to incidents she may have seen on television.

A source close to the courts told the Spanish press that doctor’s reports for the alleged victim did not prove conclusively that the abuse actually took place.

The defence team questioned the grandmother of the girl on the reasons why she didn’t go to the police immediately the girl told her of the abuse, but waited two months before making the allegations.

Her response was that she was worried about the disgust and shame the allegations would bring to the family of the accused man.

Continued from front page The line is not electrified, there is no connection to the airport of Alicante-Elche (fifth largest terminal in Spain, which also serves Murcia until the fiasco of the Corvera Airport is resolved) and now there is doubt that the modernisation of the line will not overlap with the timing of the completion of the high speed link.

The situation from Valencia to Catalonia is a little more advanced and, in fact, testing between Valencia and Castellón begins this month.

The Ministry of Development does not foresee, however, that the Mediterranean Corridor will be fully operational until 2025.

The business owners point out that this is totally unacceptable considering that when adding Catalonia and Andalusia to equation, the total area of the corridor is home to 50% of the total population of Spain.

In addition, it contributes 45% of the national GDP, 47% of employment, 51% of exports and if it were a an actual country, it would occupy 7th place in Europe in for GDP. They also made reference to the fact that a road corridor of the route has existed for a number of years.

The A-7 Motorway of the Mediterranean can channel the movement of exports such as fruit and vegetables from South to North in under 24 hours without breaking the refrigeration chain.

Next on the agenda for the group of entrepreneurs is a meeting in Madrid in October.

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Violent criminal on the run in Cartagena A twenty-five-year-old Moroccan man serving a prison sentence for a string of violent robberies is on the run from police, after escaping a jail cell at the main court in Cartagena last Wednesday May 10.

The fugitive, known as Mohamed Taybi, was due to appear in court to face further charges relating to his crimes, for which he has already served three years in the Sangonera La Verde prison.

Police Officers are unsure how the criminal managed to escape from his temporary cell at the court, but are investigating the possibility of a faulty lock on the cell door.

Somehow, he was able to break out of the cell, escape the prison area at the court and cross the main hall out onto the streets without anyone recognising or apprehending him.

Sources close to the police suggest the fugitive was one of the criminal gang La Banda de los Encapuchados, (the ‘hooded gang’), disbanded by police in ‘Operacion Estibador’ and widely known as the most violent of gangs captured in recent years.

Police in Cartagena have alerted officers in neighbouring forces to the incident, but so far the prisoner has remained undetected.Mohamed T, has a history of robbery with violence, mostly conducted in the Campo around Cartagena and has also been involved in violent incidents against other prisoners within the jail.He is regarded by police as extremely dangerous and he should not be approached under any circustances.

Anyone recognising the fugitive from his photograph, or who has information that may help the investigation should inform their nearest Police station immediately.

Naked youths upset residents in Alicante

by Andy Mansell In scenes reminiscent of the 1970’s phenomenon, streaking, groups of youngsters are gathering to take turns at jumping naked off a bridge in Alicante City.

Residents in the neighbourhood of San Gabriel have made a series of complaints to police, claiming acts of indecency including nudity have taken place in recent weeks, since the start of the warmer weather.

Reports suggest the gangs of youths have been using the footbridge which crosses the Barranco de Las Ovejas as a platform to jump into the waters of the ravine below.

According to the unhappy residents, the activities of the

youngsters constitutes an act of indecency as their behavior is clearly visible from the Avenida de Elche close by.

The footbridge has seen problems of this nature in the past when a denuncia was brought against groups of youths three Summer’s ago, for jumping off the bridge, on the grounds that swimming is forbidden in the ravine.

This time, they have also reported acts of vandalism against the structure of the unfinished bridge, which has won architectural awards, such as the breaking of windows.

The complainants also highlight the danger of jumping from a height into water and are concerned that injuries may occur.

However it appears that the fact the boys are naked is the major complaint, which does bring to mind the words from the hit song from the 70’s which dealt with the phenomenon – The Streak by Ray Stevens.

Maybe the police should just tell the residents, “Don’t Look Ethel …!!”

20 months for man who blackmailed minor for naked photos The Criminal Court of Cartagena sentenced a young man to 20 months in prison after finding him guilty of fooling a minor into sending him naked photos of herself, the Provincial Court of Murcia confirmed earlier this week.

The man, who was 19-years-old at the time of the offence in February 2013 contacted the girl, who was 17-years-old, through Facebook, before asking for her telephone number to contact her on WhatsApp. The man was fully aware that the girl was a minor however this did not deter him as he asked the victim to send him naked photos of herself, claiming he was a photographer.

The man offered the victim between €50 and €150 for the photos on the premise that they would be used ‘by an advertising agency’.

The girl sent the man at least 10 photographs and when she stopped doing so, he demanded more and blackmailed her, threatening to disseminate what he already had on social media.

The girl’s father read the WhatsApp messages and filed a complaint at the police station.

The man appealed against the allegations and claimed his right to the presumption of innocence had been violated.The court dismissed his appeal, stating that the facts of the case had been sufficiently substantiated.

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Father arrested on suspicion of murdering 11-year-old son The father of an 11-year-old boy found dead in the mountainous area of Oza-Cesuras, northern Spain has been arrested on suspicion of murder.

The father, who suffers psychiatric problems, was under a restraining order from the boy’s mother until 2013, having previously been charged with coercion and denounced for threatening behaviour.

The mother went to the Police Station in La Coruna on Sunday to report him missing. His father had been taking care of him over the weekend and failed to return him to his mother at the agreed time.The National Police initiated a search for the boy and located the father in a hostel in Labanou 2km away. The boy was found dead in a wooded area of Rodeiro de Oza on Monday night and his body was taken to the University Hospital Complex in La Coruna for an autopsy. Although analysis continues, sources indicate the boy received a blow to the head with a blunt object.

Pablo Gonzalez Cacheiro – Mayor of La Coruna confirmed officers have inspected the marital home in search of evidence, ‘I know the family and I am here with them. It is hard to know what to say in these cases and even harder to believe that an 11-year-old boy has lost his life.’

At a press conference, Rocio Fraga - Councillor for Equality and Diversity of the City of La Coruna, described the death of the boy as a ‘clear case of domestic violence’ where a parent uses the child to attack their partner.

The City Council of La Coruna suspended municipal events and declared two days of official mourning for the boy, who was a student of the San Francisco Javier school, where his mother works.

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Cartagena food company busted for selling old meat

Guardia Civil officers with the mislabeled wine seized in Jumilla

by Andy Mansell A Guardia Civil operation in conjunction with Europol has seized around 2000kg of outdated meat products, re-labelled with in-date stickers, from a food company in Cartagena.

The officers, acting on a tip off, accompanied by vets from the regional health ministry, arrested three suspects on charges of crimes against public health and false documentation.

In a separate raid, Guardia Civil officers, from the Seprona department also uncovered 2000 litres of cheap, out of date wine falsely labelled as Denominacion Montilla-Moriles from a distributor in Jumilla. Two men were arrested on charges of industrial property crime.

The two raids were part of two wider operations codenamed OPSON IV and ANEJO

coordinated by Europol and Interpol with seizures conducted in 61 countries.

The operation was instigated to target counterfeit and low-quality food and drink as well as organized crime groups engaged in this illicit trade.

In total, seizures of 9,800 tons goods, more than 26.4 million litres of beverages and 13 million food units, potentially harmful to health and valued in excess of 230 million euros were uncovered.

The operation, involving police and customs officials, saw investigators carry out 50,000 inspections at stores, markets, airports, seaports and industrial estates.

The consumer products apprehended in this operation range from alcoholic beverages, mineral water, dressing cubes, seafood and olive oil to luxury products such as caviar all posing serious harm to health.

Is this Madrid, or Murcia?

Murcia Local Police reported on Tuesday morning that they had found an 88-yearold man from Fuenlabrada, Madrid ‘disorientated’ in the centre of the city.The man is alleged to have left Fuenlabrada in his car in the direction of Toledo on Monday to buy wine, somehow ending up in Murcia.Officers found the man on l’avenida Juan de Borbon, near the A-30, with a punctured tyre. The man – who the officers confirmed was in good health – was taken care of by Social Services whilst officers liaised with the Local Police of Fuenlabrada to contact his family.

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DJ Robert Miles dies in Ibiza

by Andy Mansell Robert Miles, trance producer and DJ, best known for his No 1 hit Children, has died at his home in Ibiza, Spain.

As the news of Miles' death broke it was only stated that he had suffered from an "unknown illness".

However a statement read out on the Balearic radio station, Open Lab, owned by Miles, said he had died from stage 4 metastatic cancer.

"Robert was more than just an artist, he was a pioneer, a creator, an inspiration, a son, a father, our friend," a spokesperson said.

"Robert passed away peacefully last night after a courageous battle with stage 4 metastatic cancer over the last 9 months.

"Throughout it he was strong, determined, incredibly brave and did everything he could to fight this horrendous disease."

Miles - real name Roberto Concina - released his debut, Dreamland, in June 1996,

an album which went platinum in Europe. It featured the hypnotic trance track Children, which cost just ÂŁ150 to produce, and went to No 1 in more than 12 countries.

In the wake of this success, he retreated from the glare, releasing a string of albums that included 1997’s 23am, 2001’s Organik and Miles_Gurtu in 2004.

He was also known for launching Open Lab, a Balearic radio station which broadcast from Ibiza and covered arts, media and technology.

Joe T Vannelli, a close friend of the producer, said: "The tragic news of the death of a very talented artist of our time makes me incredulous and upset.

"I remember the 1997 Brit Awards ceremony very well. Robert Miles won the Best International Newcomer award, which was introduced by Gary Barlow. Miles was the only Italian artist to win in BA history.

"I will miss the fights, brawls, criticism, judgements... but especially your talent in finding sounds and melodies unparalled."

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Mar Menor coast suffers blue flag beating

by Tahnee Wright 16 beaches on the Mar Menor coast have had their blue flags removed because of their seawater conditions.

This brings the total of blue flag beaches along the coastline down to 24 from 40.

Despite the analysis reporting that all the beaches meet blue flag standards in terms of services provided and the beaches themselves, the seawater conditions must improve before the flags are reinstated.

Los Alcazares has had six blue flags removed: La Concha, Carrion, El Espejo, Las Palmeras, Los Narejos and Manzanares.

Similarly, San Javier has had five blue flags removed: Castillico, Paseo de Colon, Mistral, Barnuevo and Pedruchillo as only Ensenada of Esparto keeps its flag.

San Pedro del Pinatar has had five blue flags removed at La Puntica and Villananitos with El Mojon being saved.

Cartagena had its flags removed at Cala del Pino, Mar de Cristal, Playa Paraiso and Playa Honda and the two beaches of Islas Menores had theirs removed, too.

The analysis saw Spain awarded, in total, 684 blue flags (579 beaches, 100 marinas and five tourist boats) that will fly from June this year. Two less than last year’s 686 flags and one flag for every five beaches along the national coast.

Spain continues to lead globally, recognised for its coastline followed by Greece, France, Turkey, Italy and Portugal.

One of every six blue flags that flies in the world does so on

the Spanish coast.

The president of the Blue Flag association, Jose Ramon Sanchez, explained that the slight reduction in the number of flags in the whole of Spain should be considered a ‘great success’, with regulations more demanding than ever and a more stringent bathing water and waste water directive.

Members of the tourism sector and regional government

have argued that the analysis is not current (it was carried out in 2016) and had it been carried out recently, the blue flags would not have been removed. The Association of Environmental and Consumer Education - responsible in Spain for granting the blue flags - confirmed this to be true which instils hope in Mar Menor that the flags might be reinstated before the summer season.

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Orihuela hospital expands range of treatments

Quironsalud Hospital in Orihuela is offering ten new specialised treatments to patients

by Andy Mansell Hospital Quironsalud has recently introduced new specialised departments for treatments in obesity, diabetes, assisted reproduction, spine, prenatal checks, as well as a new service of vaccinations The Hospital, situated in Orihuela, is commited to improving the health of residents of the Vega Baja region, with the introduction of its new range of services.

The Centre offers a health based programme based on integral departments of different disciplines with the aim of covering all diagnosis.

Patient services now include, clinical analysis, diagnostic image (digital conventional Radiology), ultrasound, daytime nursing, diurnal emergency service, ambulance and vaccination service.

The medical specialties include allergy, gastrointestinal, cardiology, general surgery, orthopedic and trauma surgery, plastic and reconstructive surgery, dermatology, Endocrinology, Gynecology and obstetrics with pre-natal pregnancy fol-

low-ups, general, Neurology, ophthalmology, otolaryngology, Pediatrics, Podiatry and clinical psychology as well as an area of physiotherapy and rehabilitation medicine.

Integral departments are Spine/back, diabetes, Woman’s health, cosmetic treatments, nutrition and dietitians, obesity, reproduction and hair transplant.

The managing director of the Quironsalud Hospital of Torrevieja, Francisco Fiestras, highlighted that, “extending of medical specialties and integral departments at the medical centre of Orihuela is due to the dedication to service of the hospital group Quironsalud in bringing the specialist ambulatory assistance to Orihuela extending and improving its services and infrastructure.” In this way, we offer a health care response of excellence with all the best medical professionals to the City of Orihuela and its surroundings”.

The medical centre Quironsalud Orihuela, in a continuous effort of renewal and adaptation, offering the patient the most qualified physicians and the most innovative technology, with a personalized warm and friendly service, typical of the Hospital Quironsalud Torrevieja - Alicante-private health

Lost and found

The Local Police of Murcia have published an extensive lost property list on their website after festival-goers at We Are Murcia (WAM) left keys, wallets, glasses, mobiles and even cameras behind.

If you attended the festival and happen to be missing something, check out http:// objetosperdidos.ayto-murcia.es.

If your item is listed, to collect it you will need to visit the lost property office in the Local Police station, located on Avenida San Juan de la Cruz.

Depending on the item, in addition to its reference number and as accurate a description as possible, you may be asked to provide purchase invoices, device chargers or accessories as proof of ownership.

reference, which boasts another space for consultation and diagnosis in the province of Alicante: Medical Centre Quironsalud Santa Pola.

The Medical Centre Quironsalud of Orihuela has an area exceeding 600m2 distributed over two floors and 10 consultations. It was founded with the aim of bringing health services of Quironsalud to the City of Orihuela, with easy accessibility located in the centre of the city, Calle Extremadura, 4.

In addition, medical centre Quironsalud Orihuela, just like the Hospital Quironsalud Torrevieja, has agreements with leading insurance companies, both national and international companies.

The Hospital Quironsalud Torrevieja has been recently awarded best private hospital 2016 in the Valencian Community and among the best in Spain according to the index of Hospital Excellence Institute coordinator. This recognition has led to a new stimulus to further improve care and treatments practitioners dispense to patients from a concept of health person to person.

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On Her Majesty’s Shaan Service As Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II settles into her 92nd year it’s a sign of her ever enduring popularity that she still attracts the attention and the fascination of all ages.

It was as a result of a lesson about the Queen at the Hydesville Tower School in Walsall that a four-year-old boy decided on inviting Her Majesty to his upcoming fifth birthday party at the end of June.

Shann Dulay, with the support of his parents, addressed a handwritten letter to the Queen to inform her that she was “the best Queen in the world”, and that he would love to see her at his party.

“I really like your crown and the red cloak you wear, it’s like a superhero,” Shaan wrote.

“I love horses just like you. I wish I could come and see your horses. That would be so amazing.”

“When I grow up I am going to be a pilot. I would like to fly your planes. Can you please come to my house for my birthday?” he finally asked. “It is on June 25. I need to talk to you about horses, planes and the poor children. I

can even make horse shaped biscuits for us to share. Pretty please.”

Two months later, much to his surprise and delight, Shaan received a letter in the post with the distinctive Buckingham Palace heading.

Written and signed by the Queen’s lady in waiting, it read: “The Queen wishes me to write and thank you for your letter and for your message of support for Her Majesty at this time.”

“Although unable to accept your invitation to come to your house for tea, because of her very busy schedule, The Queen greatly appreciated your kind thought for her, and Her Majesty was pleased to learn that you too like horses.”

“The Queen hopes you have a very happy birthday on 25th June,” it concluded.

In an interview with the Metro newspaper, young Shaan admitted that he was ‘a bit disappointed’ that the Queen couldn’t make it, “but I was very happy she read my letter. I really like the Queen. I like her horses and her dogs. I’m going to her house in the summer and I hope I meet her then.”

US navy docks in Cartagena A sea exercise involving ships from the US Navy’s sixth fleet began this week off the coastline of the Mediterranean.

The operation known as Phoenix Express 2017, will be supervised by Africa command and involves Naval vessels from other collaborating European countries, including Spain, who have given the facilities of their dock in Cartagena City.

The month long maritime security exercise will be conducted mostly off the coast of North African countries, Tunisia and Algeria.

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Spanish kids are flooded with junk food ads

by Andy Mansell A recently released study by researchers at Granada University and the San Rafael University hospital suggests that young Spanish children are in danger of developing early obesity owing to their over exposure to TV adverts promoting unhealthy foods.

Results showed that children have too much exposure to adverts for so called junk foods such as hamburgers, pizzas, soft drinks, chocolate and mass market pastries, The pioneering study aimed to track the changes to TV advertising between 2007 and 2013, before and after the Spanish and European public health regulations governing the broadcasting of fast food ads on TV came into force in 2011.

Researchers recorded and analysed a total of 1,263 advertisements, corresponding to a total of 256 hours of television.

All of them were broadcast on the two television channels most viewed by Spanish children between 2 and 12 years old, and in two general channels aimed at all audience groups.

The findings were subsequently analysed by a nutritionist specializing in marketing, who classified the different types of ads based on the amount of nutrients, subliminal messages and recommendations on healthy habits they gave.

The children themed channels showed an average of 16 food related adverts per hour, but this figure rose to 25 per hour on the general channels.

Dairy products were the highest featured items on the kids channels, whereas the general channels highest featured items were fast food restaurants.

The researchers discovered that despite the new regulations, the instances of junk food ads has risen on all of the TV channels analysed in the study, by between 6 to 10 adverts an hour.

Main author of the study, UGR Professor, Cristina Campoy Folgoso, warned of the necessity for more control over food adverts broadcast on Spanish TV stations and highlights the need to “take advantage of the level of attention children have while watching cartoons to promote healthy living habits and healthy nutrition, with The goal of preventing overweight and obesity,", she said.

Adding that, "At present there is no control of advertising reaching children through video games downloaded onto their mobile phones and tablets, as well as social networks, so it is very necessary to legislate this aspect too,"

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Tom Jones is still on the ball

by Andy Mansell After a long, but very successful and highly rewarding trip to Albacete last week the members of the Golf Society returned nearer home to La Marquesa.

Play normally began from both tees but with numbers of players reducing a little, all 36 members and guests were able to begin from Tee 1.

The members are very fond of the La Marqueasa course and it remains on their frequent visit list, played by them every month.

The improvements that have been made to it during the last 6 months have made it a pleasure to play and modernization work continues at apace, with changes occurring on each monthly visit.

Tom Jones is the oldest member of TMGS and never misses a competition, he even made the journey up to Albacete and at 86 years of age still enjoys his golf so much so

that he won the Bronze category at la marquesa with 35 points from his 29 handicap.

Congratulations to Tom, who is an inspiration to the rest of the members.

Results. N.T..P. Hole 5 O. Cederberg, Hole 11 D. Sullivan, Hole 15 M. Kennedy, Hole 17 A. Goslan. 3 players shared the €30 contained in the 2’s pot being J. Dean, M. Kennedy and A. Goslan. Bronze cat. 3rd P. O’Dowd 29 pts.

2nd A. Goslan 29 pts. L/H 1st T. Jones 35 pts.

Silver cat. 3rd M. Kennedy 33 pts. 2nd J. Hettrick 37 pts. 1st A. Rickers 39 pts. Gold cat.

3rd H. Steele 32 pts. H/H 2nd P. Bradley 32 pts. 1st K. Aasebo 35 pts.

Anyone wishing to have enjoyable but competitive round of golf at great prices with a multinational membership should visit www.tmgs.org to book your place or follow us via www.facebook.com/TMGSGOLF or @TMGSGOLF or alternatively, call the Secretary on 661 524 101.

St Peter & Paul chaplaincy market day at Casa Ventura

The Chaplaincy or St Peter & Paul church in La Siesta will be holding a fundraising Market Day at Casa Ventura, San Luis, on Wednesday May 31. The event, run in association with Shoe Amor, will run from 10.00am to 3.00pm and will be full of bargains, with everything from fashion, shoes & sandals, handbags, bags, jewellery, accessories, cakes, homemade produce and a bottle store, plus much more.With high quality refreshments available all day, there will be something there for everyone.

Tom Jones at 86 years old, the oldest member of TMGS and the Bronze Category winner

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The Velvetones raise cash for two charities

by Andy Mansell The Velvetones Harmony Vocal group have had a busy time fundraising in recent weeks starting with a very successful evening singing with music from the Reef Band which made over 400 euros.

Following that successful evening, the girls sang at a St George’s Quiz Night at the Bridge Bar in Rojales where the regulars dug deep yet again to raise over 90 euros for their favoured charities.

After the two concerts, The Velvetones were delighted to present cheques for 250 euros each to A.E.C.C. and ALPE at their Wednesday rehearsal.

If you would like the girls to sing for you at one of your event, they are happy to appear without a fee for registered charities. For a small fee, they are only too happy to sing for other organisations and all proceeds from their appearances go to charity.

They rehearse every Wednesday from 10.00-12.30 at El Paraiso Restaurant, Torrevieja so why not go along and join them.

For further details visit us on Facebook or on the website. www.velvetonesharmonytorrevieja.com.

Bridge for reach out charity

This year’s Mike Law Bridge Tournament winners: Gemma Whelan and George Chapman (right) together with Jean Law, Mike´s wife and Keith Ingleton, leader of the Bridge section

Torrevieja U3A Bridge section, recently held their annual Mike Law Charity Bridge Tournament at The Asturias restaurant in Punta Prima.

The contest, now in its fourth year, was attended by 41 members of the group and succeeded in raising the sum of 630€ which will be donated to the Reach Out charity in Torrevieja.

Mike Law was one of the founder members of the Torrevieja U3A and was also involved in the creation of the Bridge section.

He had a real passion for the game of bridge , so when Mike died 3 years ago last December, The Bridge section has continued to hold a Charity Tournament, with the proceeds going to his favoured charity Reach Out.

San Miguel Golf Society take a mystery tour Thirty five members and four guests made the trek North to Alicante Golf last week, a trip that is often referred to as ‘ the mystery treasure hunt’ with the ultimate treasure being the actual golf course, found in the most unlikely setting.

However, plenty of sunshine and a welcome light breeze helped to make the conditions perfect on a fantastic course prepared by Alicante Golf.

Prize-winners on the day were: Best guest was Phil Bache with a very respectable 36 points.Nearest the pins on the six par 3's were – Bjorn Pettersson (3 & 6), Mike Inns (8), Chris Hamblett (12), Tony Smale (15) & Norman McBride (17).

BRONZE Category: 5th Norman McBride (30), 4th Chris Hamblett (31), 3rd Michael Inns (33), 2nd Marg Birtwistle (35) & 1st Brian Mulligan (38).SILVER Category: 5th William Fenn (29), 4th Paul Tomlinson (30), 3rd Ken Flaherty (32 c/b), 2nd Phil de Lacy (32 c/b) & 1st Steve Davis (34).

GOLD Category: 5th Robin Eastman (34 c/b), 4th Steve Higgins (35 c/b) 3rd Eva Pettersson (35 c/b), 2nd Bjorn Pettersson (36) & 1st Ivor Turkington (37).El Capitan, Theo Boelhouwer, won an excellent Riojas the weekly “Abacus Prize” (Last runner up). Anyone wishing to find out more about the San Miguel Golf Society, please visit www.smgs. org or telephone the Captain, Theo, on 694 494 824 to obtain the details of their weekly Wednesday meetings.

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Zaragoza Teruel - despite the terrible damage done to this town during the Spanish civil war, has risen from the ashes to recover the peaceful charm characterised by its narrow streets and delightful buildings. Centred around the Plaza de Torico (meaning small bull), Teruel is the smallest provincial capital in Spain. Street cafes line the sides of the square. It is only a short walk to the cathedral and the Mausoleum of the lovers of Teruel whose actual remains can be seen in the church of San Pedro. Zaragoza sits on the longest river in Spain; the river Ebro. Here the towers and domes of the Basilica de Pilar rise majestically above the city. The Aljaferia, an unexpected sight this far north, is a Moorish palace which was built in the 11th century. Mini cruises on the river are generally also available. Monasteria de Piedra was an old Moorish castle which was donated by Alfonso the 2nd to the monks of Poblet to help them spread Christianity in the area. It stands in an area of outstanding natural beauty. A lush green fertile oasis surrounds the monastery. Caves, the “mirror lake” the 50 foot high “horsetail waterfall” streams, and rivers make for some very beautiful surroundings. A meal in a local restaurant with panoramic views of the lake add to the pleasure of the experience. Logroño - When it comes to wine, there is no need to introduce you to the famous Rioja name!

The highlight of this day has to be a visit to one of the best known Bodegas in the country.

It is surrounded by vineyards on all sides.

In one room alone 7,000 barrels stretch as far as the eye can see 23-27 May, 5 days, 4*B&B 309€. Includes excursions Andalucian Trio Sevilla, capital of this fabulous region. Horses and Carriages wait in the cathedral square; the ancient narrow cobbled streets of the Santa Cruz district, the Triana district (traditionally home to the gypsy population) the Alcazar (which originated as a Moorish stronghold & later held by the Christians). Take a mini cruise down the river, visit the famous Maenstranza bullring and bullfighting museum. Cordoba - the highlight of this town is the stupendous cathedral come mosque around which the town is built. Out in the daylight hundreds of people stroll across the old Roman bridge which again straddles the river Guadalquivir. Colourful flower displays add to the charms of the cities many patios. Cordoba also has an Alcazar (a sort of fortified palace) with grounds which are reminiscent of the larger gardens in Granada’s Alhambra Palaces. Between these two cities sits the much lesser known, but none the less just as charming, town of Ecija. Built on the site of one of the largest Roman populations ever found, this city revels in its towers and spires. Twenty six in total and almost all displaying baroque architecture.

5-8 June, 4 days, 3* Half board with wine & water, 209€ (also 4-7 Sept, 3-6 Oct, 13-16 Nov) . Includes excursions Sevilla

This city has one of the largest and wealthiest cathedrals in the world. Allegedly the remains of Christopher Columbus lie here.

Horses and Carriages wait in the cathedral square to carry you round the sights of the city; the ancient narrow cobbled streets of the Santa Cruz district, the Triana district (traditionally home to the gypsy population) the Alcazar (which originated as a Moorish stronghold & later held by the Christians), the beautiful Maria Luisa park named after the amorous wife of Carlos IV, then down by the banks of the river Guadalquivir. Take a mini cruise down the river, visit the famous Maenstranza bullring and bullfighting museum.

13-16 June, 4 days, 4* Superior City hotel B&B. 250€ standard/272€ river view.

Burgos A beautifully built, well preserved old city, with sturdy old stone walls, an ancient city gate, magnificent cathedral and beautiful tree lined walkways along banks of the river Arlanzon.

All sits below a medieval castle which sits astride the hilltop overlooking the city. Santander

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- the northern regions of Spain are often the less spoiled by tourism and keeps some of the jewels of the country: amazing landscapes and charming beaches, friendly peoples and nature preserves.

Now to Logroño and Rioja wine country. Logroño is a small city which more than anything is famed for its tapas bars. This is a day of indulgence because immediately after spending the early part of the day sightseeing and trying out the tapas, there is a visit to one of the largest and most famous vineyards and bodegas. At the end of an exciting bodega visit, you have the chance to sit on the balcony sipping a glass of Rioja wine whilst surrounded on all sides by the vineyards and mountains of Rioja.

Heaven must be like this!!

25-30 June, 6 days, 4* B&B, 319€. Includes excursions Valladolid

Most of us at some time have enjoyed a glass of wine from the Ribero del Duero wine region.

Ribero is one of 11 quality wine regions to be found in northern community of Castilla Leon.

Valladolid is a historic town. The Catholic Monarchs Isabel and Ferdinand were married here, Miguel Cervantes, author of Don Quixote, lived and worked here, and Christopher Columbus died here. Palaces, churches, squares, and plenty of street cafes and bars to rest in plus of course a shopping concourse. In July the nearby town of Sepulveda celebrate their festival of fire. After a day of festivities, all the lights go out at midnight and a torch lit procession through the town completes the days festivities.

Peñafiel which sits on the banks of the River Duero as it winds its way towards the Atlantic via Portugal. Surrounding the town are more vineyards than you are ever likely to see in your life, an impressive castle towers over the town. In Plaza de Coso from time to time bullfights are held. The plaza is surrounded by a ramshackle selection of old, mainly wooden houses.

Traditionally the balconies on these houses are rented out on bullfighting days to allow the better of to watch the festivities in relative safety.

12-16 July, 5 days, 3* B&B, 299€ Galicia Segovia is heralded with our first view of the enormous Roman built viaduct which guards the entry to the city. There are many churches, convents, monasteries, a huge cathedral and a fairytale castle. (Staying in a 3* central hotel for the 1st night of our journey). Salamanca, with its 2 universities and 2 cathedrals which overlook the River Tormes as it winds its way round the city, helps us to break up our journey towards Vigo. Magnificent, beautiful Galicia – the fantasy region. A region of rivers, mountains, trees, lakes, wild horses, fishing towns and peaceful seaside coves. The city of Vigo is famed for its ramshackle fishing area -see the Tuna catch coming in you can take a short boat trip which takes you to the nearby Cies Islands. Day trips include visits to Santiago de Compostela -pilgrims stream into the city after completing one of the routes to Santiago. Santa Tecla , where there are buildings which were built by ancient Celtic, and then Roman colonies with breathtaking views of nearby Portugal. Island of La Toja and we go to see shell fishing at first hand and sample the goods washed down with an excellent locally produced wine. Later we visit seaside coves, and a unique monastery with exhibits of some of the finest murals to be found in Spain, and even a visit to Valenca, Portugal to help round off the day. At the end of our stay in Vigo we reluctantly leave Galicia on our homeward journey, with overnight stay, once again in Segovia.

Galicia 20-27 Aug, 8 days, 3* & 4* hotels B&B 439€ including excursions.

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Harmony for charity in Benijofar

Photo by Kristoff

by Andy Mansell The Torrevieja Barbershop Harmonisers hosted an informal charity night at Restaurant Catorce in Benijofar recently, raising more than 230 euros for local charities.

Around sixty five guests and

choir members from the Torrevieja Barbershop Harmonisers and the Velvetones were entertained by members of the Barbershop chorus, the Hulabaloo Quartet and the Qmix choir. The Torrevieja Barbershop Harmonisers have now been established in Torrevieja for over 26

years, rehearsing every Friday morning at Sackos Bar in El Limonar at 10.30am.

They are always happy to see new faces, so if you are male and have a reasonable singing voice, call in to one of their rehearsals.

They are also looking for a new Musical Director.

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RNA in Torrevieja dig deep for Age Concern Torrevieja branch of the Royal Naval Association, whose motto is ‘Once Navy, always Navy’ were proud to present the Age Concern charity with a cheque for 405€ recently.

Branch Chairman of Age Concern, Alan Robson, said: “The Royal Naval Association, Torrevieja Branch presented a cheque for 405 euros to Age Concern last week. They were thanked for their generous donation, which helps Age Concern continue their work for the over 50’s in Costa Blanca Sur.”

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Get lost

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Michael Walsh

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Life was uncluttered in the 60s and 70s. But, when they said technology would make life even easier, we sheeple believe them. Is that so?

For twenty-years I kept appointments with businesses scattered around four British counties. Before leaving my home I used my dog-eared £4.95 A ~ Z atlas. The easy to understand book accurately got me from my home to any obscure address in towns many miles away.

Popular today, the Global Positioning System (GPS) is a satellite-based innovation used by drivers. Has GPS finally made Geographer’s A ~ Z Maps history?

I recall the Daily Mail carrying out a survey in which a dozen invited participants tested the two systems. Six of the contestants used their A ~ Z conventional maps to reach their objective; the other six used the GPS tracking system. The A ~ Z map users reached their destinations more quickly.

Be prepared for more surprises; the Geographer’s A ~ Z maps were introduced in the 1930s. Another revelation is that the originator of the flawless road map was Phyllis Pearsall MBE. Little did I realise that it was a woman who, for over 80 years, directed me and millions of other motorists safely and trouble free to whatever address we wanted. Another thing you may not know: Every map published by the Geographer’s A ~ Z map Company includes a non-existent ‘trap street’. This helps her team to tell at a glance if a bought copy is illegally copied. This ingenious innovation has since been hijacked by various publishers of reference works.

Geographer’s A ~ Z Map Company is the largest independent map publishing company in the UK. The Sevenoaks-based company publishes over 300 atlases. Recently, hundreds of tourists seeking one of Norway’s most visited attractions were misdirected by Google maps to an obscure hamlet situated 30km from the attraction. Roy Jarle Johansen of the Norwegian Public Roads Administration says road signs (and maps) aren’t the answer because people trust Google more.

Chatting with a haulier, whose business operates between the Costa del Sol and the UK, he told me he preferred the A ~ to Z maps to the GPS system.

When in 2012 the Olympic Games were held in London the A ~ Z Company was chosen to provide the detailed maps for the Olympic Parks in Stratford and other Olympic locations. As Henry Ford said, “If it isn’t broke why fix it?” Case closed, the rest of you can get lost.

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Our life in their hands by

Colin Bird

I find the whole business of Health and Safety here in Spain puzzling, to say the least.

There can be no argument that if rules and regulations save people from injury or even worse as they go about their day to day business, then it is undoubtedly a good thing, particularly when I recall my days working in Bermuda.It was the early seventies and although the Bermuda Islands were modern and highly developed, they were lacking in basic health and safety practices compared to the UK. Particularly in the building trade.

My first major contract was the roofing of a new conference centre that was perched on top of a seven storey wing of a large hotel.

The new roof was pitched and the

only thing protecting me from instant raspberry jam on the patio far below, was a four by four inch triangular timber fillet that directed rainwater into down pipes, and into which I dug my heels. Oh boy, did I dig in those heels! There was no scaffolding whatsoever, with access to the roof provided via an internal stairwell. My only ‘safety’ feature was a harness connected to a rope which in turn was held by my Rastafarian colleague Albert, sitting up top sporting a colourful tea cosy hat and singing Rastafarian songs But I survived.

But getting back to my opening statement. What I find puzzling in Spain is the failure at times to rectify even the most blatant breaches of health and safety rules.

Broken drain covers left unattended for months on end; doors to electrical

inspection panels damaged or completely missing and left that way permanently; protruding paving slabs on pedestrian areas; ridges of hard concrete from uncleared spillage in roadways, the list is endless and nobody seems to be held accountable. And worse, nobody in authority seems to care.

And yet unnecessary cycle lanes are plonked in busy thoroughfares where there is clearly no heavy cycle traffic, and fines for such things as stowing your high visibility vest in the boot of the car instead of in the driver’s compartment. It would seem to be just another instance of an EU member, whilst praising to the rafters the benefits and advantages of membership of this authoritarian club, choosing to blatantly ignore any of its laws and directives that they find inconvenient or cannot be bothered to implement

5 of the best places to dive in Europe Strap on your tank and step into the sea

If you are an avid diver, you might spend your time daydreaming about a dive trip to Polynesia, the Caribbean or Australia – but it pays to remember that there are some brilliant places to dive right here in Europe. Whether you crave cold water, dry suit excitement or lush tropical coral, there is something for everyone in diverse diving locations which don’t require a long haul flight. We’ve found the top five places for you to strap on your tank and step into the sea:

destination, with many people drawn to its UNESCO listed towns and unspoilt beaches. If you plan to dive in Croatia head to the island of Korcula, home to a well reviewed dive school. You’ll love the corals and plentiful fish (think wrasses, sea urchins and scorpion fish), along with a 2000 year old shipwreck. Croatia is becoming more touristy each year, so head there as soon as you can in order to enjoy the reefs in peace.

1. Malta – The most celebrated European diving location is undoubtedly the islands of Malta. Offering high quality dive shops, world class certification schools and a nice mix of sea life, wrecks (in particular the HMS Maori outside Valletta harbour) and oddities (the Madonna statue at Marfa Point is eerily breathtaking), Malta has something for everyone. Expect to see octopi, rays, moray eels and many other species.

4. Scapa Flow, Orkney Islands – If you fancy a spot of cold water diving and you love shipwrecks the Scottish Orkney Islands are second to none. Here you’ll find 120 German ships sunk in 1919, seven large warships and four destroyers – unbelievable. You will need a dry suit and visibility is best in December and January.

2. Kyrenia, Cyprus – Home to clear waters and warm weather, Cyprus is a gorgeous place to holiday for dive fanatics and novices alike. You’ll find Kyrenia on the Northern, Turkish part of the island, a lush diving spot prized for its colourful soft corals, abundant sponges and thriving marine life, including plenty of turtles.

3. Korcula, Croatia – Croatia is increasingly popular as an international holiday

5. Madeira – While Madeira may be an autonomous region of Portugal, its geographic location closer to Africa makes this a brilliant place for tropical diving. Often referred to as a ‘floating garden,’ this verdant jewel rises from the Atlantic like a rocky crag and is an ideal place to soak up the sun and enjoy delicious food all afternoon after spending all morning diving. No diver should miss the 300 metre long Monastery Reef, lying just offshore of Canico. This stunning expanse is filled with corals, rays, moray eels and even frolicking dolphins.

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Barry Duke

Smart phones, dumb people “One day,” I told my English literature teacher, “we’ll have enormous, wafer-thin 3D TVs, computers on our wrists, phones in our pockets, and …” here I paused for dramatic effect, “people will be having sex via their computers or with robots”.

That was back in the 1960s, and the classroom of 15-year-olds – after a moment of stunned silence – burst out laughing.“Duke,” bellowed Mr Matcher, “where in God’s name do you get your preposterous and frankly filthy ideas? “I shot back: “By reading science fiction, sir. And, mark my words, I really do believe that this will all happen in my lifetime.”

Am I happy that so much that was once pure fantasy is now a reality? By and large, yes. The Internet made it possible for me to take a lucrative editing contract with me when I moved from the UK to Spain, and today it allows me to promote humanism and gay rights by working with like-minded folk from around the world – people like Samuel, a Ugandan contact who alerted me a while back to the fact a British evangelist, Paul Shinners, had travelled to Uganda to support the introduction of the death penalty for homosexuality. After using my Freethinker website to expose Shinners, who runs Cornerstones, a bookshop/cafe in St Neots near Cambridge, the story went viral and dozens of protesters targeted his enterprise, which was forced to close for three days. Shinners flatly denied that he had gone to Africa to stoke up hatred. He threatened to sue me, but quickly backed down when I unearthed a video which showed him addressing a rally where he congratulated Uganda for drafting a vile “Kill the Gays” bill. The bill, by the way, was never passed, thanks to international condemnation, but Uganda remains an extremely hostile place for the LGBT community. Sadly, there is a downside to the communications revolution. A week or so back, fellow contributor to RTN – Sammy Kruz, who works at one of my favourite gay bars, Sensations in the Old Town of Benidorm – posted this on Facebook: Customer: anywhere more lively to go? Me: well if you took ya nose out ya phone ... switched off Grindr and all the other apps, maybe you would notice that you are surrounded by nice, attractive, interesting people!!!

Sammy nailed it. Look around any bar or restaurant and you’ll find folk either staring glassy-eyed at large TV screens or at mobile phone displays.

What you’ll rarely encounter is stimulating talk because people are far too preoccupied with their phones. As recently as last week I gave up trying to chat with a guy because he thought his Samsung made far better company than I did. And he was fast approaching 80! So much for conviviality. In 1977, science fiction writer J G Ballard wrote a story entitled “The Intensive Care Unit” set in a world in which people no longer have any form of physical contact. Instead, they are obliged by law to live alone in their homes. Only via video links are they permitted to interact with others. If we want to avoid ending up in the sort of de-socialised, dystopian future Ballard envisaged, we need to start using technology far less selfishly and begin re-engaging with our fellow humans in the way we did before the invention of texting and the like. It’s known as conversation, folks. Start practicing it before your tongues atrophy and die.

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Colour expressions Basic Spanish for everyday needs by

Jane Cronin

We are still on the subject of colours. We have covered the basic colour words which should be enough to satisfy those of us who are not interior designers or paint shop assistants. However, you don’t have to think for long to realize that colours are also the subject of a lot of expressions. In English we say things like “out of the blue” and “in the red” – occasionally we are in the red out of the blue, which is a bit upsetting. Colour words are also used in these figurative ways in Spanish, and although some of the obvious ones are the same, there are others that are, surprise surprise, completely different.

Let’s try some more obvious ones first – “lo veo todo negro” (I see everything as black, that is, I have a pessimistic view of life). “Se puso rojo como un tomate” (She or he went as red as a tomato). The word for white – blanco - can also be translated as “blank” which accounts for a sentence like this: “Cuando la profesora me hace una pregunta, me quedo en

blanco” (When the teacher asks me a question I go blank). This also happens when Spanish people speak to you in Spanish, unfortunately. Another use of “blanco” is “He pasado la noche en blanco” which means “I haven’t slept a wink all night”. Another way of saying that is: “No he pegado ojo en toda la noche” (loosely translated as “My eyes haven’t closed all night”).

Pink is a colour that is associated with glamour and celebrity as it is served up for us via gossip magazines. If you’d like to find out where the most popular bullfighters go on holiday with their model girlfriends, or what the interior of some film stars house looks like (as you can tell, I’m very interested) then you need to turn to the “prensa rosa” (the pink press). Actually, and seriously, they do make very good reading for students of Spanish as they are full of everyday words and expressions and have lots of pictures to help with the meaning!

The colour green is used in various expressions.

If someone says something horrible about someone else we say that they “turn them green” (poner verde). We would say, for example: “Cuando me equivoco, mi profesora me pone verde” (When I make a mistake my teacher has a real go at me). However, the expression is more often associated with talking behind people’s backs: “Como Juan no estuvo ese día, sus amigos le pusieron verde” (As Juan wasn’t there that day, his friends ripped him to shreds).

Verde is also used to mean immature or inexperienced (“estoy muy verde” – I’m new to this) but then at the other extreme “un viejo verde” describes a certain kind of old man, the sort we call a dirty old man - yes, the leering kind! And finally, in Spanish if you eat too much you turn purple. “La comida estaba tan rica que nos pusimos morados de tanto comer.” The food was so delicious we went purple eating so much!

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Why project leaders with high status fail more often Projects led by high-status managers are more likely to fail than those with a middle-ranking status, according to research by Balazs Szatmariat of Rotterdam School of Management, Erasmus University (RSM).

It was found that leaders gain mixed results because either everyone enthusiastically jumps aboard, or they fail, because people are less critical of these projects and turn a blind eye to their flaws.

In contrast, project leaders with a middle-ranking status typically produced the best results.

This stems from teams being reluctant to challenge highstatus managers on key issues because of their position in the organisation and thus permitting them to proceed with their project.

Meanwhile middle managers do not get unconditional support due

to their status and therefore they get the necessary critical feedback that they can use to perform better than their high-status counterparts.

The research studied the video games industry to find out how the status of a project leader might influence the quality of projects as this industry poses demanding project management skills.

Balazs Szatmari, a PhD student at RSM, said: ‘We were interested in whether having a high status as a project leader makes a project better and whether these leaders can gather support for high and low quality projects.’

Whenever there is a new idea, this has to be sold to top management and support has to be gathered throughout the whole organisation.

Project managers have to sell the idea and get people on board and this is where status can help to gather the necessary support to

implement the ideas. The research showed that status is very beneficial because it helps leaders to get the necessary support for their project and it speeds up the implementation

process. However, this status has a downside as it can allow senior managers to get away with bad ideas, less than ideal execution or framing their failures as success.

He added: ‘This is something organisations should be aware of when they assign the managers of projects or even when they evaluate past projects.’

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Join Wincham at a “Tea on the Terrace” event in June to discuss your Spanish property concerns?

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Wincham are the market leaders in helping Clients purchase and own Spanish property within a UK Limited Company structure and manage over 500 UK Companies that own Spanish property.

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Inflation begins to bite by

Christina Brady

Blacktower Financial Management Group

On Thursday the Bank of England (BOE) rate committee met to discuss interest rates and even though inflation is growing, yet again they have decided to leave the base rate at 0.25%, they feel this is the best option as they assess the extent of any consumer slowdown while waiting to see how EU Brexit divorce negotiations pan out. The BOE seems to be playing a wait and see game, with economic news being negative in the last few weeks. So it now seems like rates may stay at this level until at least 2019.

With Inflation rising in recent months, hitting its highest level in more three years at 2.3% in February, and remaining flat at 2.3% in March, this means in real terms with low wages growth and little to no growth on savings held in Banks and Building societies people are worse off month after month.

We all know interest rates offered to Savers have been low to zero in the UK and across Europe for years now, but that didn’t seems to

matter when inflation was at zero or negative, but now it is a worry as the effect of inflation means that the buying power of the cash you have is gradually decreasing Arguably, many savers with decent pots should invest some of their money over and above a rainy day (contingency) fund. Savers are missing out on the potential for better returns by not doing so, but they are also avoiding the chance of losing money if markets fall. But the savvy savers are realising that nowadays they have to accept some risk if they are going protect their money against growing inflation that will diminish the real value of their savings.

Be smart with your money, if you would like advice on what’s on offer I am here to help you.

To arrange an independent, professional and impartial consultation or review of your current banking / investment portfolio, please contact me by email christina.brady@blacktowerfm.com or call me on 658 892 330.

The above information was correct at the time of preparation and does not constitute investment advice and you should seek advice from a professional adviser before embarking on any financial planning activity. Blacktower Financial Management Ltd is authorised and regulated in the UK by the Financial Conduct Authority and is registered with both the DGS and CNMV. Blacktower Financial Management (Int) Ltd is licensed in Gibraltar by the Financial Services Commission (FSC) and is registered with both the DGS and CNMV in Spain.

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IGNACIO PELLICER MOLLÁ & PEDRO HEREDIA ORTIZ

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Am I entitled to receive public healthcare in Spain?

The answer depends on several criteria, including the following: Were you a legal resident in Spain prior to the 24th of April 2012?

Do you earn less than 100.000 euros per year?

Don´t worry if you don’t meet the above requirements, as there are other ways to qualify.

1. By submitting translated and legalized copies of 1. a marriage certificate 2. a child’s birth certificates and a copy of your family book (libro de familia).

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Love it or hate it This week is Eurovision week!

Here are the all-important dates: The Eurovision Song Contest 2017 will be the 62nd edition of the Eurovision Song Contest. It will take place in the International Exhibition Centre in Kiev, Ukraine.

Final: 13 May 2017

BIG GAY WEDDING! Congratulations Tom and Lance!

They vowed to spend the rest of their lives together in a lavish wedding ceremony at Bovey Castle, near Plymouth, Devon on Saturday.

And Tom Daley and Dustin Lance Black took to their Instagram pages on Monday morning to excitedly share the first photos from their stunning nuptials.

The Olympic diver, 22, uploaded a photo of him and his new husband, 42, walking down the aisle handin-hand - sweetly telling fans in the caption that he had finally married 'the love of his life'.

The first exciting glimpse of their big day showed the loved-up pair walking back down the aisle after tying the knot - to the delight of their applauding guests.

The couple, who have been together for four years, looked overcome with joy as they ventured down the aisle in stylish Burberry suits, with their beaming faces clear to see.

Liam and Cheryl announce birth of baby… WHICH IS CALLED … BEAR! I t’s the news Cheryl and Liam Payne fans all over the world have been waiting for and now it’s official!

Cheryl has given birth to her first child, a baby boy!

The news was confirmed by proud dad Liam in a super cute Instagram post. He wrote, "My close friends and family know there are very few times when I'm left speechless... wow! I'm incredibly happy to welcome our new baby boy into the world, it's a moment that I will never forget for the rest of my life and my favourite memory I have so far."

I'm completely in awe of his incredible mother and how she has been the whole way through this, she's really made my dreams come true.

We haven't named him yet but he's already capturing hearts including mine. I feel very blessed."

"Happy Mother's Day everyone!"

The sound of music UK Singles Charts Top 5 1. I’m The One DJ Khaled/Bieber/Quavo/Chance 2. Symphony Clean Bandit FT Zara Larsson 3. Shape Of You Ed Sheeran 4. Despacito Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee 5. Galway Girl Ed Sheeran

On everyone’s lips Credit: FFS/Twitter

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ITV1

7:00am 10:15am 11:00am 12:00pm

12:45pm 1:15pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 2:45pm 3:15pm 4:00pm 4:45pm 5:30pm

6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:30pm 11:00pm 11:25pm 11:35pm 12:25am

7:00am 7:30am

8:15am

9:00am 10:00am 12:00pm 1:00pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 3:15pm 4:00pm

4:45pm 5:15pm 6:15pm 7:00pm 7:45pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 12:05am

7:00am 9:30am 10:25am 11:30am 1:30pm 2:30pm 2:55pm 3:00pm 4:00pm 5:00pm

6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm

9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

11:40pm 11:50pm

12:20am

Breakfast Rip Off Britain Homes Under the Hammer A1: Britain’s Longest Road Claimed and Shamed Bargain Hunt BBC News BBC London News Doctors The Boss Escape to the Country Garden Rescue Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Pointless BBC News BBC London News The One Show A Question of Sport EastEnders MasterChef Have I Got News for You BBC News at Ten BBC London News The Graham Norton Show Would I Lie to You?

My Life in Books A1: Britain’s Longest Road Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is The World According to Kids Victoria Derbyshire BBC Newsroom Live The Daily Politics Two Tribes Channel Patrol Red Rock The Hairy Bikers’ Best of British The Wonder of Animals Bill Bailey’s Jungle Hero Antiques Road Trip Celebrity Eggheads Debatable Great British Menu Gardeners’ World Versailles QI Newsnight Later... with Jools Holland

Good Morning Britain Lorraine The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News ITV News London Dickinson’s Real Deal Culinary Genius Tipping Point NewTipping Point Babushka ITV News London ITV Evening News Emmerdale Coronation Street Royal Windsor Horse Show Special Coronation Street Lethal Weapon ITV News and Weather ITV News London The Keith and Paddy Picture Show Benidorm

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

itv2

7:00am 7:45am 8:35am 10:05am 11:05am 12:05pm 1:00pm 1:05pm 2:05pm 3:10pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:55pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:35pm 12:05am

7:00am 10:15am 12:15pm 1:10pm 1:15pm

2:15pm 2:45pm 3:20pm 4:15pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 7:55pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm

11:00pm 12:00am

7:00am 7:10am

7:35am 8:20am

9:00am 9:30am 10:00am 10:35am 11:25am 12:20pm 1:25pm 1:55pm 2:30pm 3:00pm

3:50pm 4:55pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 8:00pm

9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 12:00am

Countdown Will and Grace Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Car S.O.S Ramsay’s Hotel Hell Channel 4 News The Question Jury Posh Pawnbrokers Countdown Fifteen to One A Place in the Sun Four in a Bed Extreme Cake Makers The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News Party Election Broadcast Posh Pawn Gogglebox Britain Today Tonight Britain Today Tonight 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

KIDS TV The Wright Stuff To B&B the Best 5 News Lunchtime The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Home and Away Neighbours NCIS Wrong Swipe 5 News Neighbours Home and Away 5 News Tonight Party Election Broadcast The Gadget Show Ancient Mysteries Inside the Houses of Parliament Mind the Age Gap Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords

E4 The Hot Desk Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records Below Deck The Ellen DeGeneres Show Emmerdale Emmerdale You’ve Been Framed!

Scorpion Below Deck Who’s Doing the Dishes?

Emmerdale Emmerdale You’ve Been Framed!

The Ellen DeGeneres Show The Jeremy Kyle Show The Jeremy Kyle Show Judge Rinder You’ve Been Framed!

Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! Gold Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men American Pie Family Guy

7:00am Hollyoaks 7:30am Coach Trip 8:00am Baby Daddy 8:55am Rules of Engagement 9:55am Melissa and Joey 11:00am Baby Daddy 12:00pm How I Met Your Mother 1:00pm New Girl 2:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory 4:00pm How I Met Your

Mother 5:00pm Brooklyn NineNine 6:00pm New Girl 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory 7:30pm The Big Bang

Theory 8:00pm Hollyoaks 8:30pm Brooklyn Nine- Nine 9:00pm The Big Bang

Theory 9:30pm The Big Bang

Theory 10:00pm Hanna 12:10am The Big Bang Theory

3:00pm The big bang theory

SATURDAY 13th May BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

7:00am 11:00am 12:30pm

1:00pm 2:00pm 2:10pm 2:15pm 2:45pm

5:30pm 6:20pm 7:05pm 7:15pm 7:20pm 7:25pm 8:15pm 9:00pm

12:25am

7:40am 9:25am 10:10am 12:00pm

1:00pm 1:30pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 3:15pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 8:30pm

9:00pm 9:30pm 11:10pm 12:25am

7:00am 7:25am 7:35am 7:40am 8:00am 8:05am 8:30am 8:55am 9:25am 9:30am 10:25am 11:20am 12:20pm 1:20pm 1:30pm 2:30pm 5:00pm

5:30pm 6:15pm 7:15pm 7:25pm 7:45pm 9:00pm 10:15pm

10:45pm 11:45pm 12:00am

Breakfast Saturday Kitchen Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites Football Focus BBC News Weather Bargain Hunt Rugby League Challenge Cup Final Score Who Dares Wins BBC News Regional News Weather Pointless Doctor Who Eurovision Song Contest 2017 BBC News

God’s Little Acre Talking Pictures The Glass Bottom Boat Monty Halls’ Great Hebridean Escape Great British Menu Great British Menu Great British Menu Escape to the Country Flog It! Trust Me I’m a Vet Gardeners’ World Women’s FA Cup Final Yorkshire Wolds Way with Paul Rose Dad’s Army Woman in Gold Match of the Day Versailles

Bottom Knocker Street Sooty Share a Story Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures Oddbods Marvel’s Avengers Assemble Thunderbirds are Go Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu ITV News Weekend The Home Game Judge Rinder Tipping Point ITV News Bigheads The Man in the Iron Mask Paul O’Grady: For The Love of Dogs Catchphrase Britain’s Got More Talent Regional News and Weather ITV News Take Me Out Britain’s Got Talent The Keith and Paddy Picture Show The Mask ITV News The Mask

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

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7:15am 8:10am 8:35am 9:25am 10:25am 11:25am 12:55pm

1:50pm 3:55pm 4:55pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 12:35am

7:00am 11:25am 11:30am 12:30pm 1:25pm 2:25pm 3:30pm

5:15pm

6:15pm

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7:00am 9:30am 12:00pm 1:15pm 2:15pm 3:30pm

4:30pm 5:35pm

6:40pm 6:45pm

7:25pm 8:30pm 8:35pm 9:15pm 10:15pm 11:15pm 12:15am

Motorsport King of Queens Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier The Big Bang Theory The Simpsons Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Come Dine with Me A Place in the Sun Big House, Little House Channel 4 News Formula 1 The Restoration Man Walks with My Dog 12 Years a Slave AVP: Alien vs. Predator

KIDS TV Access The Gadget Show Police Interceptors Police Interceptors Police Interceptors FIA Formula e Live: Monaco The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 5 News Weekend Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

NCIS NCIS NCIS: Los Angeles The Moors Murders: Britain’s Worst Crimes Criminals Caught on Camera

12:35am AVP: Aliens vs Predator

E4 Emmerdale Omnibus Coronation Street Omnibus Britain’s Got Talent Britain’s Got More Talent Take Me Out Take Me Out: The Gossip You’ve Been Framed!

Paul Blart: Mall Cop FYI Daily Paul Blart: Mall Cop The Waterboy FYI Daily The Waterboy Scorpion Britain’s Got More Talent Celebrity Juice Family Guy

7:00am

Rude(Ish) Tube

7:30am

How I Met Your Mother

8:20am

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

9:20am

The Goldbergs

9:50am

Made in Chelsea

11:00am Melissa and Joey 1:30pm

The Goldbergs

4:30pm

The Spy Next Door

6:30pm

The Big Bang Theory

7:00pm

The Big Bang Theory

7:30pm

The Big Bang Theory

8:00pm

The Big Bang Theory

8:30pm

The Big Bang Theory

9:00pm

The Big Bang Theory

9:30pm

The Big Bang Theory

10:00pm Van Helsing 12:40am Gogglebox

SUNDAY 14th May BBC1 7:00am 8:40am 10:00am 11:00am 12:00pm 1:15pm 2:00pm 2:10pm 2:15pm 3:15pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 5:15pm 6:15pm 6:50pm 7:35pm 7:50pm 7:55pm 8:00pm 9:00pm

11:00pm 11:20pm 11:25pm 11:30pm 12:45am

Breakfast Match of the Day The Andrew Marr Show The Big Questions Sunday Politics Bargain Hunt BBC News Weather for the Week Ahead Homes Under the Hammer Money for Nothing Flog It! Points of View Escape to the Country Songs of Praise Pointless BBC News Regional News Weather Countryfile British Academy Television Awards BBC News Regional News Weather Match of the Day 2 Murder in Successville

BBC2 7:30am The Instant Gardener 8:15am Gardeners’ World 9:15am The Beechgrove Garden 9:45am Countryfile 10:45am Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:15pm Great British Menu 12:45pm Great British Menu 1:15pm MOTD2 Extra 2:00pm Triathlon World Series 3:30pm Rugby League Challenge Cup 6:00pm Athletics 7:00pm Inside the Factory:

How Our Favourite

Foods are Made 8:00pm Amazing Hotels:

Life Beyond the Lobby 9:00pm Mexico 10:00pm Dara and Ed’s Road

to Mandalay 11:00pm Half of a Yellow Sunday 12:45am Memento

ITV1 7:00am Bottom Knocker Street 7:25am Sooty 7:35am Share a Story 7:40am Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 8:00am Oddbods 8:05am Marvel’s Avengers

Assemble 8:30am Thunderbirds are Go 8:55am Ninjago:

Masters of Spinjitzu 9:25am ITV News 9:30am Weekend 10:25am Countrywise 11:00am Peston on Sunday 12:00pm Judge Rinder 12:55pm ITV News 1:10pm Tipping Point 2:10pm Who’s Doing the Dishes?

3:05pm The Chase 4:05pm Britain’s Got Talent 5:20pm Live and Let Die 7:35pm Regional News

and Weather 7:45pm ITV News 8:00pm Bigheads 9:00pm The Durrells 10:00pm Grantchester 11:00pm ITV News 11:20pm Peston on Sunday 12:20am Lethal Weapon

CHANNEL 4 7:15am King of Queens 7:40am King of Queens 8:05am King of Queens 8:30am Everybody Loves Raymond 8:55am Everybody Loves Raymond 9:25am Frasier 9:55am Frasier 10:30am Sunday Brunch 1:30pm Eat the Week with Iceland 2:30pm Doctor Dolittle 4:10pm Location, Location, Location 5:15pm A Place in the Sun 6:15pm Escape to Costa Rica 7:15pm Channel 4 News 7:45pm Formula 1 10:00pm The Island with Bear Grylls 11:00pm Surviving the Island

with Bear Grylls 12:00am Prisoners

CHANNEL 5

itv2

E4

7:00am KIDS TV

7:00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 7:20am Emmerdale Omnibus 9:50am Coronation Street Omnibus 12:20pm Take Me Out 1:35pm The Smurfs 2:35pm FYI Daily 2:40pm The Smurfs 3:40pm A Cinderella Story 4:40pm FYI Daily 4:45pm A Cinderella Story 5:35pm Britain’s Got Talent 6:50pm Britain’s Got More Talent 7:50pm Step Up 8:50pm FYI Daily 8:55pm Step Up 10:00pm Take Me Out: The Gossip 11:00pm Family Guy 12:00am Family Guy

7:00am Rude(Ish) Tube

11:30am Access 11:40am Car Crime UK:

Caught on Camera

12:10pm Michael 2:10pm On Benefits:

Life on the Dole

3:10pm On Benefits:

The Compensation King

4:10pm On Benefits 5:10pm On Benefits 6:00pm Britain’s Best Loved

Double Acts

9:00pm Toddlers Make You

Laugh Out Loud

7:25am Couples Come Dine with Me 9:20am Hollyoaks Omnibus 12:00pm Made in Chelsea 1:00pm The Goldbergs 2:30pm Baby Daddy 3:00pm Kevin Can Wait 3:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 4:00pm New Girl 4:30pm Thunderbirds 6:20pm Rude(Ish) Tube Shorts 6:35pm The Big Bang Theory 8:30pm The Big Bang Theory 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory 9:30pm The Big Bang Theory

9:55pm 5 News Weekend

10:00pm Marvel’s Agents of

10:00pm When Game Shows

Go Horribly Wrong

11:00pm Tattoo Fixers

1:05am The Best of Bad TV

12:00am Tattoo Fixers

S.H.I.E.L.D.

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BBC2

ITV1

7:00am Breakfast 10:15am Rip Off Britain 11:00am Homes Under the Hammer 12:00pm A1:

Britain’s Longest Road 12:45pm Close Calls on Camera 1:15pm Bargain Hunt 2:00pm BBC News 2:30pm Regional News 2:45pm Doctors 3:15pm The Boss 4:00pm Escape to the Country 4:45pm Garden Rescue 5:30pm Put Your Money

Where Your Mouth Is 6:15pm Pointless 7:00pm BBC News 7:30pm Regional News 8:00pm The One Show 8:30pm Fake Britain 9:00pm EastEnders 9:30pm Panorama 10:00pm Doctor in the House 11:00pm BBC News 11:30pm Regional News 11:40pm Weather 11:45pm Match of the Day 12:15am Have I Got a Bit More

News for You

7:00am My Life in Books 7:30am A1:

Britain’s Longest Road 8:15am Put Your Money

Where Your Mouth Is 9:00am Antiques Roadshow 10:00am Victoria Derbyshire 12:00pm BBC Newsroom Live 1:00pm The Daily Politics 2:00pm Athletics 3:00pm Coast 3:15pm Red Rock 4:00pm The Hairy Bikers’

Best of British 4:45pm The Wonder of Animals 5:15pm Rise of the Continents 6:15pm Antiques Road Trip 7:00pm Celebrity Eggheads 7:45pm Debatable 8:30pm Great British Menu 9:00pm Nature’s Miniature Miracles:

Natural World 10:00pm The Day the Dinosaurs Died 11:00pm Detectorists 11:30pm Newsnight 12:10am Weather 12:15am Morocco to Timbuktu:

An Arabian Adventure

7:00am 9:30am 10:25am 11:30am 1:30pm 2:30pm 2:55pm 3:00pm 4:00pm

5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm

9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:40pm 11:55pm 12:55am

Good Morning Britain Lorraine The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News Regional News and Weather Dickinson’s Real Deal Masterpiece with Alan Titchmarsh Tipping Point Babushka Regional News and Weather ITV Evening News Emmerdale Coronation Street Tonight - The Leader Interviews Coronation Street NewLittle Boy Blue ITV News and Weather Regional News and Weather Don’t Ask Me Ask Britain Joanna Lumley’s Postcards

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

itv2

7:00am 7:45am 8:10am 8:35am 10:05am 10:35am 11:05am 12:05pm 1:00pm 1:05pm 2:05pm 3:10pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:55pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm

11:00pm 11:55pm

12:55am

7:00am 10:15am 12:15pm 1:10pm 1:15pm

2:15pm 2:45pm 3:15pm 4:15pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 7:55pm

8:00pm

9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 12:00am 12:05am

7:00am 7:10am 7:35am 8:20am 9:00am 9:30am 10:35am 11:25am 12:20pm 1:25pm 1:55pm 3:00pm 3:50pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 10:30pm 11:00pm 12:00am

Countdown Will and Grace Will and Grace Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Frasier Car S.O.S Ramsay’s Hotel Hell Channel 4 News Couples Come Dine with Me Posh Pawnbrokers Countdown Fifteen to One Coast v Country Four in a Bed Extreme Cake Makers The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News Party Election Broadcast Food Unwrapped The Fake News Show Ivanka Tru America’s Real First Lady?

Loaded 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners

KIDS TV The Wright Stuff The Hotel Inspector 5 News Lunchtime Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

Home and Away Neighbours NCIS The Reckoning 5 News Neighbours Home and Away 5 News Tonight Party Election Broadcast on Behalf of Plaid Cymru The Cars That Made Britain Great Police Interceptors Inside the Gang Rise of the Krays 5 News Rise of the Krays

E4 The Hot Desk You’ve Been Framed!

Below Deck The Ellen DeGeneres Show Emmerdale Coronation Street Scorpion Below Deck Who’s Doing the Dishes?

Emmerdale Coronation Street The Ellen DeGeneres Show The Jeremy Kyle Show Judge Rinder You’ve Been Framed!

Two and a Half Men Family Guy The Great Indoors American Dad! Family Guy

10:35 Scorpion

7:00am 7:30am 8:00am 9:00am 10:00am 11:00am 12:00pm 1:00pm 2:00pm 3:00pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

Hollyoaks Coach Trip Baby Daddy Rules of Engagement Melissa and Joey Baby Daddy How I Met Your Mother New Girl Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Big Bang Theory How I Met Your Mother Brooklyn Nine-Nine New Girl The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks Baby Daddy The Big Bang Theory Made in Chelsea Empire

Pick of the Week

Doctor who Saturday 13th May,8:15pm, BBC1

TUESDAY 16th May BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

7:00am 10:15am 11:00am 12:00pm

12:45pm 1:15pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 2:45pm 3:15pm 4:00pm 4:45pm 5:30pm

6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 11:40pm 11:45pm 12:45am

7:00am 7:30am

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10:00am 12:00pm 1:00pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 3:15pm 4:00pm

4:45pm 5:15pm 6:15pm 7:00pm 7:45pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

11:30pm 12:10am

7:00am 9:30am 10:25am 11:30am 1:30pm 2:30pm 2:55pm 3:00pm 4:00pm

5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:25pm

7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm

9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:40pm 11:50pm 12:50am

Breakfast Rip Off Britain Homes Under the Hammer A1: Britain’s Longest Road Close Calls on Camera Bargain Hunt BBC News Regional News Doctors The Boss Escape to the Country Garden Rescue Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Pointless BBC News Regional News The One Show EastEnders Holby City Three Girls BBC News Regional News Weather The Truth About Sleep Life After Suicide

My Life in Books A1: Britain’s Longest Road Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Great American Railroad Journeys Victoria Derbyshire BBC Newsroom Live The Daily Politics Two Tribes Channel Patrol Red Rock The Hairy Bikers’ Best of British The Wonder of Animals Rise of the Continents Antiques Road Trip Celebrity Eggheads Debatable Great British Menu Bake Off Crème de la Crème Horizon Later Live... with Jools Holland Newsnight Weather

CHANNEL 4 Good Morning Britain Lorraine The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News Regional News and Weather Dickinson’s Real Deal Masterpiece with Alan Titchmarsh Tipping Point Babushka Regional News and Weather Party Election Broadcast by the Conservative Party ITV Evening News Emmerdale Save Money: Good Food Don’t Ask Me Ask Britain Long Lost Family ITV News and Weather Regional News and Weather Little Boy Blue Car Crash Britain Caught on Camera

7:00am 7:45am 8:10am 8:35am 9:00am 9:35am 10:05am 10:35am 11:05am 12:05pm 1:00pm 1:05pm 2:05pm 3:10pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:55pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 12:05am

Countdown Will and Grace Will and Grace Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Frasier Car S.O.S Ramsay’s Hotel Hell Channel 4 News Couples Come Dine with Me Posh Pawnbrokers Countdown Fifteen to One Coast v Country Four in a Bed Extreme Cake Makers The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News Party Election Broadcast To be Announced One Born Every Minute First Dates Gogglebox

CHANNEL 5 7:00am 10:15am 12:15pm 1:10pm 1:15pm 2:15pm 2:45pm 3:15pm

4:15pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 7:55pm

8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

12:05am

KIDS TV The Wright Stuff The Hotel Inspector 5 News Lunchtime On Benefits Home and Away Neighbours NCIS: Los Angeles Dead on Campus 5 News Neighbours Home and Away 5 News Tonight Party Election Broadcast on Behalf of the Conservative Party Police Interceptors The Yorkshire Vet Elizabeth I Liberace: In Life and Death Hannibal

itv2

7:00am 7:10am 7:35am 8:20am

9:00am 9:30am 10:00am 10:35am 11:25am 12:20pm 1:25pm 1:55pm 2:30pm 3:00pm

3:50pm 4:55pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:05pm 12:05am

The Hot Desk You’ve Been Framed!

Below Deck The Ellen DeGeneres Show Emmerdale Coronation Street Coronation Street Scorpion Below Deck Who’s Doing the Dishes?

Emmerdale Coronation Street Coronation Street The Ellen DeGeneres Show The Jeremy Kyle Show The Jeremy Kyle Show Judge Rinder You’ve Been Framed!

You’ve Been Framed!

You’ve Been Framed!

Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men The Expendables FYI Daily The Expendables Family Guy

E4 7:00am 7:30am 8:00am 9:00am 10:00am 11:00am 12:00pm 1:00pm 2:00pm 3:00pm 3:30pm 4:00pm 4:30pm 5:00pm 5:30pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:55pm

Hollyoaks Coach Trip Baby Daddy Rules of Engagement Melissa and Joey Baby Daddy How I Met Your Mother New Girl Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brooklyn Nine-Nine New Girl New Girl The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks Black-Ish The Goldbergs The Goldbergs Rude Tube 8 Out of 10 Cats Bizarre ER

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BBC2

7:00am 10:15am 11:00am 12:00pm

12:45pm 1:15pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 2:45pm 3:15pm 4:00pm 4:45pm 5:30pm

6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 11:40pm 11:45pm

7:00am My Life in Books 7:30am A1: Britain’s Longest Road 8:15am Put Your Money Where

Your Mouth Is 9:00am Nature’s Weirdest Events 10:00am Victoria Derbyshire 12:00pm BBC Newsroom Live 1:00pm The Daily Politics 2:00pm Two Tribes 2:30pm Channel Patrol 3:15pm Red Rock 4:00pm The Hairy Bikers’

Best of British 4:45pm The Wonder of Animals 5:15pm Rise of the Continents 6:15pm Antiques Road Trip 7:00pm Celebrity Eggheads 7:45pm Debatable 8:30pm Great British Menu 9:00pm Trust Me I’m a Vet 10:00pm A Time to Live 11:00pm QI 11:30pm Newsnight 12:10am Weather

Breakfast Rip Off Britain Homes Under the Hammer A1: Britain’s Longest Road Close Calls on Camera Bargain Hunt BBC News Regional News Doctors The Boss Escape to the Country Garden Rescue Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Pointless BBC News Regional News The One Show Shop Well for Less Three Girls BBC News Regional News Weather A Question of Sport

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7:00am Good Morning Britain 9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning 1:30pm Loose Women 2:30pm ITV Lunchtime News 2:55pm Regional News and

Weather 3:00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 4:00pm Masterpiece with Alan

Titchmarsh 5:00pm Tipping Point 6:00pm Babushka 7:00pm Regional News and

Weather 7:25pm Party Election Broadcast

by the Labour Party 7:30pm ITV Evening News 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm Coronation Street 9:00pm Tonight at the London

Palladium 10:00pm Britain’s Busiest

Airport - Heathrow 11:00pm ITV News

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Countdown Will and Grace Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Car S.O.S Ramsay’s Hotel Hell Channel 4 News Couples Come Dine with Me Posh Pawnbrokers Countdown Fifteen to One Coast v Country Four in a Bed Extreme Cake Makers The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News Party Election Broadcast How to Live Mortgage Free with Sarah Beeny Isis: The Origins of Violence Ivanka Tru America’s Real First Lady?

KIDS TV The Wright Stuff The Hotel Inspector 5 News Lunchtime The Gadget Show Home and Away Neighbours NCIS Newlywed and Dead 5 News Neighbours Home and Away 5 News Tonight Party Election Broadcast on Behalf of the Labour Party Chris Tarrant’s Extreme Railway Journeys GPs: Behind Closed Doors Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

Murder of Rhys Jones: What Happened Next

E4 The Hot Desk You’ve Been Framed!

Below Deck The Ellen DeGeneres Show Emmerdale The Cube Scorpion Below Deck Who’s Doing the Dishes?

Emmerdale You’ve Been Framed!

The Ellen DeGeneres Show The Jeremy Kyle Show Judge Rinder You’ve Been Framed!

Two and a Half Men White House Down FYI Daily White House Down Family Guy

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Britain’s Longest Road 8:15am Put Your Money Where

Your Mouth Is 9:00am Bake Off Crème de la Crème 10:00am Victoria Derbyshire 12:00pm BBC Newsroom Live 1:00pm The Daily Politics 2:00pm Two Tribes 2:30pm Channel Patrol 3:15pm Red Rock 4:00pm The Hairy Bikers’

Best of British 4:45pm The Wonder of Animals 5:15pm Rise of the Continents 6:15pm Antiques Road Trip 7:00pm Celebrity Eggheads 7:45pm Debatable 8:30pm Great British Menu 9:00pm The World According to Kids 10:00pm Morocco to Timbuktu:

An Arabian Adventure 11:00pm Match of the Day 11:30pm Newsnight

7:00am Good Morning Britain 9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning 1:30pm Loose Women 2:30pm ITV Lunchtime News 2:55pm Regional News and

Weather 3:00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 4:00pm Masterpiece with Alan

Titchmarsh 5:00pm Tipping Point 6:00pm Babushka 7:00pm Regional News and

Weather 7:30pm ITV Evening News 8:00pm Emmerdale 9:00pm The ITV Leaders’ Debate 11:00pm ITV News and Weather 11:45pm Regional News and Weather 12:00am Britain’s Busiest

Airport - Heathrow

Breakfast Rip Off Britain Homes Under the Hammer A1: Britain’s Longest Road Close Calls on Camera Bargain Hunt BBC News Regional News Doctors The Boss Escape to the Country Garden Rescue Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Pointless BBC News Regional News The One Show EastEnders Kat and Alfie: Redwater Three Girls BBC News Regional News Weather

CHANNEL 4 7:00am 7:45am 8:35am 10:05am 10:35am 11:05am 12:05pm 1:00pm 1:05pm 2:05pm 3:10pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:55pm 9:00pm 10:00pm

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Countdown Will and Grace Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Frasier Car S.O.S Ramsay’s Hotel Hell Channel 4 News Couples Come Dine with Me Posh Pawnbrokers Countdown Fifteen to One Coast v Country Four in a Bed Extreme Cake Makers The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News Party Election Broadcast The Supervet Shut-Ins: Britain’s Fattest Woman How to Get a Council House First Dates

CHANNEL 5 7:00am KIDS TV 10:15am The Wright Stuff 12:15pm The Hotel Inspector 1:10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1:15pm Can’t Pay?

We’ll Take it Away!

2:15pm Home and Away 2:45pm Neighbours 3:15pm NCIS 6:00pm 5 News 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Home and Away 7:30pm 5 News Tonight 7:55pm Party Election Broadcast on

Behalf of the Green Party 8:00pm Secrets of Great British Castles 9:00pm The Nightmare Neighbour

Next Door 10:00pm Nightmare Tenants,

Slum Landlords 11:00pm Pica Syndrome:

The Woman Who Ate a House 12:05am Football on 5

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Below Deck The Ellen DeGeneres Show Emmerdale Coronation Street You’ve Been Framed!

Scorpion Below Deck Who’s Doing the Dishes?

Emmerdale Coronation Street You’ve Been Framed!

The Ellen DeGeneres Show The Jeremy Kyle Show Judge Rinder You’ve Been Framed!

Two and a Half Men Mom Celebrity Juice Family Guy

7:00am Hollyoaks 7:30am Coach Trip 8:00am Baby Daddy 9:00am Rules of Engagement 10:00am Melissa and Joey 11:00am Baby Daddy 12:00pm How I Met Your Mother 1:00pm New Girl 2:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory 4:00pm How I Met Your Mother 5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 5:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6:00pm New Girl 6:30pm New Girl 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory 8:00pm Hollyoaks 8:30pm The Goldbergs 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory 9:30pm The Big Bang Theory 10:00pm The 100 11:00pm Supernatural 12:00am The Big Bang Theory 12:30am The Big Bang Theory

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Hollyoaks Coach Trip Baby Daddy Rules of Engagement Melissa and Joey Baby Daddy How I Met Your Mother Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Big Bang Theory How I Met Your Mother Brooklyn Nine-Nine New Girl New Girl The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Kevin Can Wait Brooklyn Nine-Nine New Girl The Inbetweeners The Inbetweeners The Big Bang Theory

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Helping those who need it most

The HELP at HOME Costa Blanca team outside their charity shop

If you have ever wondered what life might be like coping with a disability, especially one so severe that it restricts your movement and your ability to journey out of the house, you might be surprised to learn that there are far more people along the Costa Blanca who struggle with such disabilities than you might imagine, many of whom don’t drive or don’t have access to any form of transport.

HELP at HOME Costa Blanca is a charitable organisation headquartered in Playa Flamenca.

HELP at HOME has identified the need for a dedicated vehicle that can be used within the local community to provide a transport service to those who need it most.

Executive member Eileen Randall said, ‘we are desperately

in need of a dedicated vehicle - one that is fitted with all the necessary ramps and mobility equipment, to be driven by a suitably trained team of individuals.’‘The members of society who struggle with mental and physical disabilities deserve to enjoy the same quality of life as everyone else - this is precisely why we trying to raise funds for the vehicle. It’s all about social inclusion and attempting to eradicate the sense of isolation that many people with these infirmities regularly experience.’The vehicle and associated costs will total just over €35,000 and HELP at HOME have successfully raised €19,000 in funds already, meaning they are just over halfway toward the target.

The Emerald Isle Weekly Market, held at La Florida every

Tuesday (11.00am - 3.30pm) is currently the main source of fundraising for the vehicle, but with other events on the horizon, including a Grand Event to be held in Villamartin Plaza in September, Eileen is extremely hopeful.‘We are adding events to our calendar all the time. Coming up, we have a fundraiser on Flamenca Beach on May 28, along with the Royal British Legion and The Oasis Bar in Benijofar has recently announced it will host a weekly quiz in aid of HELP at HOME.’For more information about HELP at HOME and to get involved in this great fundraising initiative, check out HELP at HOME on Facebook – helpathomecb or get in touch with Eileen or the Project Manager, Sue Selwood – 603 254 793 / helpathomefr@gmail.com.

HELP at HOME Costa Blanca relies entirely on volunteers and depends solely on donations from supporters to keep providing its vital services.

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what’s on

Hooray for Hollywood The Golden age of silent movies is about to be brought back to life in San Fulgencio later this month, when the musical Mack and Mabel hits town.

STUDIO32 Theatre Company are in the final stages of rehearsals for their summer production of the Jerry Herman musical.

Set in the period 1911 to 1938 this fabulous musical contains a fine mix of solo and company songs which audiences will recognize, as some of the numbers as were used by Torville and Dean whilst winning the 1982 ice dancing world championships.

When leading man Mack Sennett wants to expand his silent movie company there’s only one place to be – Hollywood, but that means money… and in come Baumann and Kessel to finance the deal, which leads to Mack’s most famous comedy invention – the Keystone Kops. The roles of the financial backers Mr Baumann and Mr Kessel are being played by Don Wilkinson and Keith Longshaw. Tickets are already selling fast so make sure to book your seats now or you’ll miss out.

STUDIO32 are continuing to support the San Fulgencio Alzheimer’s Association and local charities with this show.

Past shows have raised significant sums of money and the company hope to repeat that with sell-out performances again. Show dates are Wednesday May 31st to Saturday June 3rd at the Cardenal Belluga Theatre in San Fulgencio, all performances start at 7.30pm with doors open 7pm.

Reserved seating tickets are now on sale, priced at 9 euros, and can be obtained by calling Philip on 602 454 033, or by emailing tickets@studiothirtytwo.org.

A seating plan is available on their website www.studiothirtytwo.org, along with lots of information about the company and past shows.Tickets are also available from: News 4 U, La Marina , call 966 790 531; Cards & More, La Marina, call 966 790 954; The Card Place, Benijofar , call 966 713 266 and Kennedy Supermarket, Los Montesinos , call 966 720 006.

Orihuela Costa Male Voice Choir Concert in La Zenia The Iglesia Santa Maria Del Mar at La Zenia will play host to the Orihuela Costa Male Voice Choir on Sunday May 28 as they perform a concert of crowd-pleasing favourites.

The choir will first perform several 'Les Miserables' numbers - probably the most successful show of all time.

Then, in a brand-new addition to their varied repertoire, the choir will perform a medley of the male choruses from several famous Gilbert & Sullivan operettas.

The choir will also perform various individual songs from different musicals or genres.

The evening’s special guest artiste is none other than soprano Verity Hall who will delight with performances including 'On My Own' from Les Miserables. She will also sing in duet with conductor and singer Nigel Hopkins. The show starts at 8.00pm and tickets cost €10.Tickets are selling fast and are available from La Ponderosa Gift Shop - newly relocated just 100m from the previous shop on La Zenia island.

12th May-18th May

food & drink

By Sheralee, The Pub, Formentera

Sweet potato and spinach frittata This recipe is short and sweet and great for a light meal with a salad or buffets and picnics.

Try experimenting with other ingredients as well.

Peel and cut a couple of sweet potato and normal potatoes, microwave on high in water until just becoming soft. They need to keep their shape.

No exact science to these ingredients and how much to use but for a small tin loaf use about 6 eggs, whisk and add some coarsely grated cheese. Chop some spinach leafs and once the potatoes are done, drain and cut up into chunks and gently mix all the ingredients in a bowl.

Grease the tin loaf and gently put the mixture in. If you think you need another egg or more spinach then add it. Bake in the oven, gas 4/5 or 150-180 for about 30-40 mins. Check firm in the middle. Once done leave to cool, empty out and slice

Recipe supplied by Sheralee from The Pub, Formentera 966 792 634

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Code Breaker

Each number in the Code Breaker grid represents a different letter of the alphabet. In this week’s puzzle, 10 represents K and 21 represents Y, so fill in K every time the figure 10 appears and Y every time the figure 21 appears.

Now using your knowledge of the English language work out which letters should go in the missing squares. As you discover the letters, fill in other squares with the same number in the main grid and the control grid.

Kenny, I have problems letting go when I meditate. People tell me that it gets easier with time, and I am just a novice. Do you have any tips that would help me clear my mind?

Jason.P. Jason, just the intention to take on meditation is a positive step, and it does take time to be able to clear the mind and prepare to take your freedom in meditation journey.

Finding the right time of the day and the right place can make such a difference to your outcome. Never try to meditate if you are tired, and do not have a calendar that says you have to meditate when you may not want to. I imagine post it notes and if anything comes up to block my channels of peace I write what they are on my notes and stick them on a wall to be dealt with by my conscious mind at a more appropriate time!

If It’s Your Birthday This Week

Heavy Cosmic energies are sent to test the water right now, but this is not a time to doubt yourself. The North Wind of change and opportunity blows your way and it is just what you are waiting for right now.

Aries: Lucky Jupiter trines with Mars at the start of a busy week, heralding your positive approach to the constantly changing needs of others. Though you could be at sixes and sevens, it would seem that a clear directive comes from the mighty power of Mars and the subtle fortunate blessings of a munificent and rewarding Jupiter. Just let things happen!

Leo: Jupiter’s action with Neptune heralds good fortune, but examines a loophole that sees finances need to take shape and your money has to work for you. Heaven knows how hard you are working for it. Whilst an economical goal is about to be scored, think too of the future and where you need to be to ensure that your future is well provided for too.

Taurus: Mercury enters into your sign midweek bringing some mixed blessings! The bull as such is a powerful and responsible creature who lives however behind a veil of sensitivity ruled by the heart.

Mercury opens up a line of communication that will allow you to better focus on the true matters in hand right now, and deal with them appropriately

Virgo: Torn between two directions your inner you has taken the lead and you are about to commit, because you can. Mercury’s trine with Saturn gives you time to stall, and allows you the breather you need before your decision is final. You do not know how all this has affected you just lately, but without clear direction forward the stress and anxiety remain

Gemini: Ring the changes and embrace what’s coming next because time is of the essence....and you are almost back where you should be! Mercury takes on elements of Taurus this week which serve to help you to shape up to what comes next, whilst allowing you to be an actual part of it, not just somebody who is just waiting out there on the sidelines.

Libra: You have a deep desire to make others happy but right now you have to be happy too. Peace and harmony are needed because words have been said and you are harbouring the hurtful impact this has had on you. Your sister sign of Taurus hosts Mercury this week, and this backs your active communication to bring resolve and closure.

Aquarius: As Saturn moves towards a dalliance with Uranus this clears the air and allows you to see an escape route. Your talents are indeed sought after this week, and your personal life enjoys an epiphany as a friend steps up to help you to see your options clearly; and backs you all the way. You are putting a lot into life right now, high time for your reward.

Cancer: Influenced by both the energised Sun and the wisdom of Saturn you may wish to take things to a new level. The time is right to take your slice of the pie...so go on, you deserve it! Whilst around you there is static and fear of confrontation, you are charged to get to the source of the matter and see to it that nothing rains on this, your parade.

Scorpio: Mars is openly supporting your need to move on to pastures new. However you need to know that you are moving onwards and upwards, and are not just running away. The opening of a new door is the next chapter of your life and your decision hasn’t been taken lightly. There are surprises on the horizon best dealt with as they come along.

Pisces: The Mars aspect with Neptune is the call you have been long awaiting. Your response is up to you, but silence doesn’t bring the necessary dialogue to the table, which is where a deal is done this week.

Your inner you is egging you on to take on new responsibilities, but in the end only you can come through and turn things around for all concerned.

Sagittarius: Double aspects this week as the agenda allows for the scrupulous actions of your planetary leader, Jupiter. The take on with Mars and the brush up with Neptune put you in pole position to go ahead with a plan that’s been in the offing for some time now. There is no time like the present, you are about to be rewarded for your investment.

Capricorn: Saturnian wisdom may cause some delays right now as you would appear to be having second thoughts about something. You are unafraid to commit, but already someone has moved the goal posts and this has shaken your resolve! Not one to backtrack, nevertheless take a long look at alternatives and then do what is best for all concerned.

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Cryptic Crossword

Across 1 Highly educated, like the postman, perhaps (8) 7 A novice gets a large amount of grant (5) 8/14 They may help with rent problems (6,3,6) 9 Letter opener? (3) 10 A herb that makes many sick (4) 11 Grownups seen last month in sad confusion (6) 13 Declined to answer the question, but still made the grade (6) 14 See 8 17 Director’s instruction to Inca is unclear (6) 18 Firm, if outdated, headwear (4) 20 Little officer’s pass? (3) 22 In teaching, an immediate insight is apparent (9) 23 Country lover was in some trouble (5) 24 Bride’s answer to the French attempt at religious zeal (8)

Down 1 Ruled, though looking careworn (5) 2 Types of bets in which one chap backs another (7) 3 Fish that gets better, according to a Cockney (4) 4 Antelopes from Oriental countries (6) 5 A lesson in style (5) 6 Took the leading role as a sheriff (7) 7 Hide pal out in West End theatre (7) 12 Endlessly creating chaos, that’s for sure (7) 13 Explicit note on condensation (7) 15 Nothing gets it upset like a conceited person (7) 16 Plundered devastated Toledo (6) 17 A chap and a sailor feature in church (5) 19 Really feel like something elaborate 21 Quietly unwell, so take a tablet (4)

Quick Crossword Across 1 Ask for (7) 5 Worries (5) 8 In opposition to (7) 9 Insensitive (5) 10 Topic (5) 11 Antagonistic (7) 12 Spade (6) 14 Frosty (6) 17 Good-natured (7) 19 Escargot (5) 22 Commonplace (5) 23 Whirlwind (7) 24 Positions (5) 25 Ghost (7)

Literary Quiz 1. Literally translated, the name for which kind of street means ‘the arse of a bag’?

2. Udon and soba are both tasty examples of what?

3. Which nickname was given to enormous Hughes H-4 Hercules aeroplane?

4. There is a village in France near the Somme which has a one letter name. Which letter is it?

5. Name the six Brad Pitt movies with a number in the film title. One point for each correct answer.

6. What is a Pademelon? a. an Italian musical instrument b. an exotic fruit c. a small marsupial d. a straw hat worn by gauchos 7. The name of which troubled country in the Horn of Africa is the Greek word for the Red Sea? 8. Name the five Germans who have won the ‘European Footballer of the Year’ award. One point for each correct answer.

9. How many candles does the The Hanukkah menorah have?

10. What do both Vito and Michael Corleone have in their hands moments before they die?

Down 1 Clever (5) 2 Rent (5) 3 Admit (7) 4 Bad-tempered (6) 5 Details (5) 6 Astounding (7) 7 Put on hold (7) 12 First course (7) 13 Belief (7) 15 Set aside (7) 16 Moorlands (6) 18 Consecrate (5) 20 Not together (5) 21 Wobbly (5)

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health

Men’s Health

Fade out to be cool this summer With the warmer weather definitely on the horizon, now is the perfect time for us men to plan our ‘look’ for the summer.

Whether we’re lazing on a sandy beach, having lunch in a cool harbourside restaurant or hitting the bars and clubs on a balmy, star filled evening, there’s a look to suit all occasions.Apparently, since his high profile performance in the La La Land last year, the guy every girl wants to date, and every guy wants to be is Ryan Gosling.

So, the summer look is tight, fitted tees and short-sleeved shirts with skinny cut jeans and shorts, worn with pumps or pale toned loafers.

Tight-legged, thigh length board shorts for the beach and pool, no baggy shorts this year and definitely no budgie-smuggling speedos either guys.

Baseball and football caps are out too.

Think light coloured trilbies teamed with Rayban Aviator or wayfarer style sunglasses, or shades, as they are known to the hipsters.

Ok, so far so good, but what about the hair?

What’s the coolest haircut to sport on those hot Summer days and cool, sophisticated nights?Well, we’re here to tell you the skin

fade haircut, also known as a zero fade and bald fade, is the trendiest and most popular men’s taper fade cut at the moment.

As one of the latest hair trends for men, the skin fade comes in a variety of cuts, such as a high, mid and low bald fade haircut.

Because the high and low skin fade works best with high-contrast “short on the sides, long hair on top” hairstyles, the cut is often paired with a stylish quiff, comb over, pompadour, side part, faux hawk or crew cut to create a super cool style. However, men can definitely combine any short fade with short hair on top as well – just think buzz cut, waves, caesar, or French crop.The other benefit of the bald taper fade is the clean, modern look of your shaved sides.

By buzzing the hair on the sides down to the skin, your barber creates a simple, lowmaintenance hairstyle perfect for the spring and summer months.

If you’re looking for a fade haircut but aren’t sure exactly how you want it cut, try a bald fade on the sides with one of the top short men’s hairstyles of 2017, featured in our photo.

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health

Six superfoods for younger skin Trout. Pumpkin. Tomatoes. It may sound like a shopping list, but these are just a few of the power ingredients firing up anti-ageing.

These nutritional winners are now stretching well beyond the kitchen and into your skincare products. The oils and extracts of superfoods like chia seeds, amaranth and raspberries are capable of serious anti-ageing feats, from keeping collagen in good shape to hydrating dry skin and tightening up pores.

Adding a healthy dose of these farm-to-face picks into your daily routine could mean a complexion that looks 10 years younger. So, throw these miracle-working superfoods into your trolley today.

Pomegranate: The UV-exposure shield Extract from pomegranate seeds (which are naturally high in antioxidants and cholesterol-lowering compounds) contains ellagic acid, a powerful polyphenol that can help prevent collagen breakdown and the inflammation caused by UVB rays, according to a recent study in the journal Experimental Dermatology.

Salmon and trout: The collagen stimulators Hiding inside of oily fish is a tiny but mighty molecule that could change your skin for the better... creatine. Creatine is one of the building blocks for protein and muscle development, it

Beauty tips Make your perfume last all day Aside from our collarbone, dĂŠcolletage and wrists, it turns out that there are areas on the body that are best for spritzing - and they are not always the places we expect.

EARS - Spray your scent of choice behind the ear lobes - this area is a pulse point, where the body is warmer, which will serve to enhance the fragrance.

INSIDE ELBOWS - Another pulse point is the inside of the elbows, which as well as emitting the enhanced fragrance, serves to slightly obscure the smell in the bends of the arms - perfect for longer-lasting diffusion.

FEET - An area of the body that is in perpetual motion, spraying calves and ankles with perfume is not only refreshing, but will helps to waft your fragrance, wherever you go.

BELLY BUTTON - Practically a receptacle for scent, this is a must if you're bearing your midriff or sporting a bikini.

is also an amino acid found in the body, most meats and fish like salmon and trout. So, how does it affect your skin? Theoretically, creatine may provide access to the building blocks of skin collagen, but this is yet to be proven in day-to-day use.

Production of creatine declines with age, so seek out these skin savers and slather away.

Tomato: The pore minimiser A firm favourite in salads and sandwiches, tomatoes also contain the potent antioxidant lycopene, which reduces the prominence of sebaceous secretions that improve the look of your pores. This anti-ageing all-star is also one of the best multi-tasking skin protectors around. When applied topically, it defends against free radicals and contributes to metabolic functions linked to growth and repair. Even better news: a study from the Mount Sinai School of Medicine in the US found that lycopene can reduce inflammation, boost cell renewal and inhibit DNA damage caused by UV exposure.

Pumpkin: The skin plumper Pumpkins are rich in disease-preventing carotenoids, vitamin E and omega-3s. They also boast fruit enzymes and alpha hydroxy acids (known for their cell renewal properties) as well as vitamin A. The oil in the seeds, however, has one particularly attention-worthy ingredient: zinc. Zinc is an essential trace element in the body very important in the production of colla-

gen and connective tissue in the skin. Pumpkin, which contains large amounts of zinc, could be beneficial for those who may have lower levels. So, when you're not slathering it on your face, throw it into salads or roast it instead of potato and serve alongside your next steak.

Chia seeds: The ultra-hydrator The seemingly endless variations of chia (from pods and butter to chips and bars) are rich in fibre and protein. The oil the seeds harbour, however, is full of omega-3 fatty acids, which makes it a must for hydrating creams and serums. They’re also packed with antioxidants for softening dry skin, reducing chronic redness and smoothing fine lines.

Red raspberry: The free radical fighter Not only do red raspberries taste great in smoothies and juices, but their high levels of anthocyanins and ellagitannins are responsible for their buzz in the beauty industry. In addition to fending off free radicals, these antioxidants also boast anti-inflammatory properties, according to a US study by the University of Rhode Island, making them especially effective to treat eczema and psoriasis. The oil from the seeds contains vitamins E, A and essential fatty acids omega-3 and omega-6 to hydrate and rejuvenate skin.

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home and garden

Four steps to make your front garden greener this spring Greener front gardens don't need to be complicated or time consuming but a few easy updates can make a world of difference.

If you want to know how to create a welcoming mood enhancer and an outdoor space that will benefit your own wellbeing, as well as wildlife and the environment follow these tips:

a waft of delicious fragrance as you pass.

For a shadier boundary, a climbing hydrangea may be more suitable. Or plant low maintenance shrubs such as Hebes or Choisya to provide permanence and structure, then you can have fun interplanting with bulbs, cottage garden plants and bedding for a splash of colour as coordinated or crazy as you like.

Space: If you want to park your car think about the surface you require. Does it need to be tarmac or concrete?

Sometimes block paving, gravel or a mesh through which the grass can grow is a more attractive solution and allows water to permeate rather than run off, thereby helping drainage in the area and refilling the ground water instead of the highway drains.

Scale: Choosing your plants is the best bit but do look out for height and spread. A monkey puzzle tree is for an arboretum not a front garden (unless you have a stately home), but a small flowering prunus or a compact maple could be just the thing.

Boundaries: Do you need that fence, or could you plant a hedge? A hedge is a home for wildlife and is much more tactile and attractive. But if you need a fence then why not plant some climbers. Clematis, roses and honeysuckle will give you abundant flowers and, in many cases,

Banana trees: 10 tips Known for its delicious fruit, the banana tree also makes the perfect houseplant Originating from East Asia, the banana is one of the oldest cultivated crops and there are more than 400 species worldwide of this exotic plant - characterised by large, smooth-edged leaves and a slightly wavy edge - from the Musaceae family.

If you want a banana tree (or two) in your home, follow these tips: 1. When buying a banana tree, look at the pot size, the height of the plant and the number of plants per pot.

Its leaves are fragile so must be sleeved in order to prevent leaf damage and cold damage.

2. Also look out for diseases and pests: you'll find aphids and scale insects are the most common. Meanwhile, sticky clear honeydew is a sign that there are 'beasties' living on the plant. And if conditions are too dry, the plant could have red spider mite, too.

3. Banana trees like warm conditions - they cannot cope well with temperatures below 12-15°C. And give them plenty of daylight but avoid placing in direct sunlight.

4. Because it has a large leaf area, the plant evaporates quite a lot of moisture and will therefore need some extra water.

5. However, be careful when watering not to get the soil too wet because this can cause the root to rot, which ultimately disrupts the plant's growth.

6. The banana tree has a limited range but Musa 'Dwarf Cavendish' and Musa 'Tropicana' are the most common varieties. The size of dwarf banana trees makes them suitable for living rooms.

7. Houseplant food once a fortnight will keep the banana tree strong and beautiful.

8. If it's thriving and getting too big, remove some of the lower stems so that it produces fresh side shoots.

Front door: A couple of well chosen containers with some permanent planting such as some clipped bay trees, box, or olive trees will add sophistication. In addition, you can plant around your feature plants with seasonal bedding, or add further containers or a hanging basket or two, to ring the changes and alter your look according to your mood or time of year.

Decluttering your house can destress your life Being in a crowded and cluttered environment can overload your senses making it difficult to relax.

But how can decluttering reduce stress?'It's not easy to relax at the end of the day in a cluttered home because signals are being sent to the brain that there are a million things to do,' the Association of Professional Declutters & Organisers (APDO) tell us. 'Also clutter distracts and steals the focus away from what is most important.'There is evidence to suggest being surrounded by clutter and disorder negatively affects the brain and causes stress. It also causes "scattered thoughts" and an inability to focus and concentrate.'With this in mind, APDO give their top tips on how to reduce stress through decluttering:

9. As a houseplant, the banana tree rarely bears fruit. The Cavendish is the most important species for edible bananas, but be warned, it often takes more than three years for the first flowers to appear on the plant which is needed for the fruit. To get a banana tree to flower, keep it growing with plenty of light and high temperatures, such as a conservatory. The plant may then flower and produce fruit after three to four years.

DON’T GIVE UP When you start decluttering and organising, things can look worse before they get better. The key is to commit some time to the process, not become distracted by other tasks and push through feelings of being overwhelmed.

10. The banana tree can be placed in the garden in a sunny, sheltered spot as a container plant from mid-April to mid-October. Allow it to overwinter indoors, and allow it to gradually acclimatise to bright sunlight in the spring to prevent scorching.

BE REALISTIC Rome wasn't built in a day. It took longer than one weekend

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Natural light tops the ‘must have’ poll for family homes The poll of 25–44 year olds also showed that a large garden is thought of as crucial for creating a good family environment.

The research from Origin asked 500 people what they see as fundamental features for comfortable family living.

Of those asked, more than a quarter (26.4 per cent) placed natural light as their top consideration, with just less than one in five (19.8 per cent) citing a large safe garden.Neil Ginger, CEO and founder of Origin, said: ‘Light in the home creates a feeling of space and freedom. These aspects are important when bringing up young children. As more and more people choose to renovate their homes rather than move, the decision to create areas where more light can enter the home is becoming ever more popular.’

Age played a significant part in how the votes were cast, with 29 per cent of the older respondents (35–44) placing natural light at the top, compared with 23.9 per cent of those aged 25 to 34.

The younger audience seemed split on what they found most important, with 22.4 per cent claiming garden size was the crucial factor. The 35-to-44 group showed a clearer split, with just 17 per cent voting for a garden as their number one consideration.The full results are as follows: 1. Natural light within the rooms (26.4 per cent) 2. A large safe garden (19.8 per cent) 3. Open plan kitchen/diner (16.2 per cent) 4. Downstairs toilet (15.8 per cent) 5. A separate lounge (12.4 per cent) 6. Easy access to the garden from inside (7.2 per cent) 7. Other (2.2 per cent)

for things to become disordered so it will take time to solve the problem. Don't be discouraged if it seems like you have a mountain to climb. Break down the task into bite-sized chunks and it will be far more manageable.

SAY NO We all have the same 24 hours in the day and we owe it to ourselves and our loved ones to get the utmost value out of each one. If you won't get much out of a social event, don't attend. Like our possessions, how we spend our precious time is up for question. If it isn't a useful, valuable or enjoyable experience, consider decluttering it.

DIGITAL DECLUTTERING Responding to emails pinging in from your phone every few minutes is as bad as living in a physically cluttered environment. It can mean there are constant demands on your attention and you never have chance to be in the present. Assign designated times where you check email, limit the number of people you follow on social media and reduce the number of apps you use.

CALL IN THE PROFESSIONALS Sometimes the task of tackling clutter on your own can feel too overwhelming.

That's when a professional organiser can help you clear a path through the mess and stress in order to achieve a calmer home and life.They have the experience and ideas to help you make the most out of the space you have.They have the expertise to advise you on what to do with unwanted possessions and they can teach you to maintain the changes for good.

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YouTube to rival Netflix?

Spending millions on new original shows you can watch for free YouTube is planning a new slate of ad-supported original programming to start this year, the company announced at the NewFronts conference in New York last week.

The shows - starting with ad-supported programming from Kevin Hart and Ellen DeGeneres will be free to view and not part of the company’s YouTube Red subscription service.

They are part of a broader push from the Google-owned video site to establish itself as a place for premium programming alongside Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon.

In the process, YouTube hopes it will attract premium advertising as well, helping it shed a somewhat tarnished image after a parade of brands recently pulled advertising dollars out of Google as their ads appeared alongside hateful and terrorist content.

During her opening remarks tonight, YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki apologised to the hundreds of marketers in the audience.

‘We apologise for letting some of you down,’ she said. ‘Thank you for helping us become a stronger and better platform.’

Hart’s show, ‘Kevin Hart: What the Fit?’ will be a workout-focused program distributed through his own YouTube channel, Laugh Out Loud Network. DeGeneres, on the other hand, will use her show to give fans backstage looks at the making of her talkshow.

Katy Perry and Demi Lovato also announced new behind-the-scenes shows with YouTube at NewFronts, while TV and radio personality Ryan Seacrest is confirmed to be producing a music competition, ‘Best.Cover.Ever’ to debut on the site later this year.

Beyond traditional celebrities, YouTube is leaning on its existing online talent with two shows, one from internet comedy dup Rhett & Link and another from high-speed camera effects specialists The Slow Mo Guys.

According to Bloomberg, YouTube will invest hundreds of millions of dollars over the next year to produce more than 40 new original shows and further build out its YouTube Red service.

Apple Watch sales doubled

Sales of the Apple Watch have nearly doubled year over year, CEO Tim Cook announced on the company’s earnings call last week.

So far, Apple has refused to give out exact sales numbers for the Apple Watch, as it does for its iPhone and iPad and has instead bundled the wearable device into its ‘other devices’ category with Beats products, AirPods, Apple TV and accessory sales.

Cook also noted that revenue in the last year

from Apple’s wearables — the Apple Watch, Beats headphones, and AirPods — was the size of a Fortune 500 company.

Given that the smallest Fortune 500 company pulled in $5.1 billion (€4.6 billion) in revenue last year, Apple has developed a very valuable wearable division.

Apple owns 40 per cent of the Bluetooth headphone market and 11 per cent of the total headphone market.

App of the week OILIST

Category: Photo and video Forget filters. meet Oilist.

Give Oilist an image and it will automatically generate a genuine and unique work of art based on it. Painted for you in real time, you can participate or spectate, it’s up to you.

Oilist comes with 18 infinitely customisable styles; from impressionist to abstract.

Instead of applying a fixed formula to an image as photo filters typically do, Oilist analyses the supplied image using computer vision technology, then paints simulated paint particles that are applied using various brush strokes and techniques.

When Oilist is painting, styles may be infinitely customised by selecting from 12 different painting moods, choosing from 15 different brushes, setting brush options such as the size and spacing and by injecting imperfections with the exciting chaos tool.

The gravity of the paint can be controlled by tilting the device and the brush angles may be controlled by yawing (rotating) the device.

To rapidly change settings, it is possible to pause the painting by tapping in the paint area, make any desired changes, then tap in the painting area again to unpause the painting.

New and interesting results may be obtained by alternating settings with new settings painted on top of the previous settings. For instance, first paint a layer using the Warm mood followed by a layer using the Cool mood.

All images are saved at canvas-worthy 4k resolution.

Oilist is available for iOS.

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Control your children’s spending habits!

Current is a new startup that wants to take allowances into the modern age through an appcontrolled Visa debit card, via TechCrunch. It’s a clever idea at its core: credit cards are more prevalent than ever these days, and this is a way for parents to help kids safely learn how to use them, which isn’t a bad thing.

Current allows parents set up both recurring allowances for kids or one-time batches of money, and it gives plenty of control when it comes to things like shutting off the card and blocking groups of retailers (like bars or hotels) or specific stores.

And both parents and kids will be able track their spending in the current app, which could help with teaching lessons like financial responsibility.

Korean Self drive car zone

Now that we have self-driving cars, the next big challenge is figuring out where to test them. Most experts agree that the best places to do that are giant, government-run, fenced-off fake cities that mimic all the real conditions of the road. To that end, South Korea’s government is building an 88-acre site that it claims will be the largest test bed for autonomous driving in the world. The news, which was first reported by Business Korea and later picked up by Mashable, highlights South Korea’s growing interest in positioning itself as a leader in self-driving cars. The site will be used by South Korean companies like SK Telecom, Naver, and Samsung, as well as automakers like Hyundai and Kia, according to Business Korea. This comes after Samsung, the No. 1 smartphone manufacturer in the world, recently received approval to test self-driving cars on public roads in the country. According to the Ministry of Land, Infrastructure & Transport of South Korea, the K-City is currently under construction based on the intelligent transportation system of the Korea Transportation Safety Authority. The facility with an area of approximately 360,000 square meters is scheduled to be equipped with bus-only lanes, expressways, zones for autonomous parking and so on. A budget of approximately 11 billion won [€9.7 million] is planned to be invested in it.

Last Weeks Puzzle Answers (Issue 915) Quick Soloution

Across: 1 Betray, 4 Access, 9 Overlap, 10 Apple, 11 Trend, 12 Restore, 13 Considerate, 18 Ominous, 20 Cable, 22 Exile, 23 Agitate, 24 Tender, 25 Recent.

Down: 1 Boosts, 2 There, 3 Alludes, 5 Chaos, 6 Exploit, 7 Skewer, 8 Aphrodisiac, 14 Opinion, 15 Receive, 16 Covert, 17 Deceit, 19 Obese, 21 Blade.

Cryptic Solution Across: 1 Thermal, 8 Benin, 9 Tambour, 10 Rearguard, 12 Set, 13 Oddest, 14 Relish, 17 Dye, 18 Turnpikes, 20 Absence, 21 Rhoda, 23 Sieve, 24 Strides.

Down: 1 Tiber, 2 Eon, 3 Manages, 4 Lethal, 5 Famed, 6 Chopstick, 7 Scratch, 11 Addressee, 13 Ordeals, 15 Emperor, 16 Creels, 18 Tense, 19 Scars, 22/5A Old faces.

Literary Quiz 1

The Renaissance

5 Friedrich Nietzsche

(literally meaning rebirth)

(1844-1900)

2 Tock

6 Metre (or meter)

3 Siegfried Sassoon

7 Chapbooks

(a chapman was a

4 Copyright (prior to which

travelling salesman, from

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the earlier term

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published or exploited by

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WE BUY, sell & transport all makes of static caravans 630 055 418 Elsyd7@hotmail.com (249246) CHARITIES/CHURCHES

LA SIESTA EVANGELICAL CHURCH on Urbanisation La Siesta, Torrevieja is a friendly, English speaking Church. We hold services each Sunday and everyone is welcome. Our 11.00 am Services are held every 2nd and 4th Sunday in the month (and 11.00 am on the 5th Sunday, if this applies.)

On the 1st and 3rd Sunday’s

our Services are at 9.30 am.

Our choir sings at our 11.00 am Services and there is also a Sunday School, called Stepping Stones, on these Sundays. We welcome residents, visitors and children. For more information see our website www. lasiestaevangelicalchurch.org or telephone Pastor Keith on 666 180 108.

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS IS ALCOHOL COSTING YOU MORE THAN MONEY? Drinking to excess not only affects your health it can spill over into every other aspect of your life – damaging everything that is important to you. Englishspeaking AA meetings are held throughout the Costa Blanca from Valencia City to Murcia.

Anyone wishing to attend a meeting or discuss a possible drinking problem contact Costa Blanca North: *648 169 045* or Costa Blanca South: *625 912 078* or Costa Calida *679 385

105*. All calls are treated in the strictest confidence. AA in German: 645 456 075; Spanish: 679 212 535; Flemish: 635 047 053; and Scandinavian: 659 779 222. www.aa-costablanca.org (93323)

ROUNDABOUT CHARITY SHOP. We are now into summer and very soon we will be feeling the heat! It is time therefore for another visit to the shop where you might find a bargain or two. Choose from the clothing selection, jewellery, household goods, books or bric a brac.

There is usually something there for everyone --- but not always. Charitable donations have recently been made to The Alzheimers Centre, Cancer Research and The Amigos Ambulance Service. We still need your help with donations etc. Please keep them coming in! We are situated on Avenida Del Furs close to the Fountain Roundabout and immediate left by Don Colchon bed shop.

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THE ROYAL NAVAL ASSOCIATION, Torrevieja Branch, meet at 17.00 on the first Wednesday of each month at the Restaurante El Paraiso, Urb. Jardin del Mar 3 (behind Carrefour), Torrevieja. Contact Paul Edwards, Chairman 618 644 934 or Margaret Forshaw, Secretary 966 921 996. (95455) THE ROYAL BRITISH LEGION Orihuela Costa - covering from Punta Prima to San Javier.

The branch meets at Olympia restaurant, Mil Palmeras on 3rd Thursday of each month at 19.00 - 19.30pm. More info can be found on branch website www.orihuelacostarbl.co.uk.

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HELP VEGA BAJA. We are a nonprofit making organisation that helps and supports anyone, without prejudice, in times of need or crisis within the Vega Baja area. Our offices are based in San Miguel at Calle

Lope de Vega 46 (Tel 966 723 733), Torrevieja at Rambla Juan Mateo Garcia 4 (Tel 965 704 282). Both offices are open Monday to Friday from 10 am to 1.30 pm and the Helpdesk at La Marina is open every Thursday (10 am to 1.30 pm) at the Hope Fellowship Church (opposite the Thursday Market site) at Avda de Justo Antonio Quesada, Urb. La Marina (Tel 615770145). We are online at www.helpvegabaja.com and also on Facebook. You can email the San Miguel Centre at office@helpvegabaja. com We also have a 24 hour Emergency help-line which is available to both members and non-members on 966 723 733 (95456) The Baker Foundation Spiritualist Centre.

Find us on the Saturday market road opposite the Chinese Restaurant.

Playa Flamenca.

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Different International and local mediums every Sunday and Tuesday.

Sunday, divine service with clairvoyance 11 am start.

Tuesday, evening of clairvoyance doors open 7’o’clock for 7.30 start.

Spiritual Healing is available on Sundays after service and on Thursday mornings from 10. 30 until 12.

We have a development group on Tuesdays 5 until 6.30 for those interested in meditation and advancing your knowledge of spirit. Private readings are available on request. Please join us and make new friends, a warm welcome awaits you all.

Tea, coffee and soft drinks are available.

You can join us on Facebook at, The Baker Foundation spiritual centre.

Hall is available for hire.

For more information please contact Linda on 606 990 665.

Email, schugy54@gmail.com CHARITY BOOK STALL PEGO THURSDAY MARKET. Selection of over 500 books, all proceeds given to the elderly/disabled of Pego and local Animal Rescue.

More stock always required please contact Chrissie 965 977 228/617 647 395 (95460) THE ANGLICAN CHURCH, La Fustera. For more info: contact

Frank Bentley on 966 495 188 (95461) CANCER SUPPORT GROUP (MABS) MURCIA/MAR MENOR Help and support is just a phone call away, Avda Rio Nalón, Tel: 693 275 779 (95462) PILAR CHRISTIAN COMMUNITY CHURCH, Calle Canalejas, 3.

Pilar de la Horadada. Sunday Service at 11am & Thursday at 5pm for Prayer and Praise and Worship. Home groups meet during the week. All welcome from any church background or none. For further information www.pilarchurch.org Reg No: 2009-SG/A (95463) TORREVIEJA Christian Fellowship (TCF) is an English speaking lively church located at Avenida de las Valencianas 68, Torrevieja 03183.

Residents and holidaymakers are welcome to attend our services with communion and ‘kids church’ each Sunday at 10.30am. We have a Fellowship Meeting (Bible Study) each Wednesday at 6.00pm. For further information see our website www.tcf-Spain.org or tel 966 700 391. (95464) THE AIRCREW ASSOCIATION COSTA BLANCA BRANCH. Former & serving aircrews of the UK or Allied Armed Forces are welcome to join this convivial

& friendly organisation, now in its 21st year. www. acacostablanca.org or call the Secretary on: 966 495 042 (95465) THE ROYAL BRITISH LEGION JAVEA BRANCH meet on the 2nd and 4th Tuesday of each month @ Scallops Rest on the Arenal at 11.00am. Everyone is welcome to attend as a visitor and join the branch if they wish. Anyone needing any help or advice on welfare, or any information regarding the branch can contact either Sheila on 965 791 270 or Roger on 965 790 123 (95472) TORREVIEJA STROKE SUPPORT GROUP meets each Friday 2.45pm to 5pm in The Annex, (behind Age Concern Centre), Calle Paganini, Urb. La Siesta.

Our aim is to support stroke survivors and their carers by a range of facilities from speech therapy, rehabilitation exercise, group discussion etc.

For info: Louie 966 718 964 or 965 071 920, e-mail: strokesupportgroup@ hotmail.com Donations and further voluntary helpers are needed and guest speakers with relevant knowledge or experience are very welcome.

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THE ROYAL BRITISH LEGION Gran Alacant & La Marina Branch meets First Monday of the month 18:00 at “La Taberna next to Monte & Mar Restaurant & Bowls Club, Plaza Mayor (MASA Square) Gran Alacant. granalacant.secretary@gmail. com CAMPELLO CONTRA CANCER in conjunction with AECC Association Español Contra Cancer has opened a charity shop at C/Virgen de los Desamparados No 13 (next door to Mas y mas) El Campello. The shop is open Mon-Fri 10 - 2pm and is run by unpaid volunteers and all monies raised goes to the AECC. We urgently need donations of clothes, books, large and small furniture etc, and we will arrange collection of large items. We need volunteers to help out in the shop and also clothes rails, shelves etc. for display.

Please support your local Cancer charity and if you wish to obtain literature or simply talk to someone. Please stop by at the shop. Contact Mina or Trisha. Tel 650 071 278 or 610 921 413 e-mail aecc_campello@ hotmail.com (95475) INTERNATIONAL CHRISTIAN ASSEMBLY Calle Urbano Arregui

23, Torrevieja Evangelical non-denominational Sunday services 11am Children’s church 11am House groups in Torrevieja, Los Balcones, San Javier Ladies meeting Thursdays 11am. Pastor, Rafael Restrepo All nationalities welcome 966 799 273 / 660 127 276. (95476) ROYAL MARINES ASSOCIATION (Costa Blanca) The aim is to bring together not just ex Royal Marines but ex Service personnel with an affinity to the Royal Marines.

We enjoy a full programme of social events, menus del dia, and an annual dinner. we are a friendly bunch that supports other local ex Service Associations and Charities.

We meet on the last Tuesday of the month. For further information . Hon Sec 692 93 86 64 ROYAL AIR FORCES Association Branch #1359 Costa Blanca The Branch meets on the third Tuesday of the month at the El Paraiso Restaurant located close to the Carrefour Supermarket in Torrevieja.

The meeting starts at 1430 hrs. You do not have to be an ex-member of the RAF to join this friendly Association which supports the welfare of the RAF

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For further information about the Association and its activities please contact the Chairman on 692 508 916 or the Welfare Officer on 615 048 892 or visit our website: www. rafacb.com.

MEETS at Hamilton´s Bake House, 62 Calle Vicente, Blasco Ibañez, Benijofar 03178. We hold a Sunday Service at 11.30 a.m., a Tuesday Evening of Mediumship at 7 p.m. Also, every alternate Thursday from 23rd February, there is an Development/Awareness Circle where you can develop your skills commencing at 6.30 p.m. Spiritual healing is available every Sunday and Tuesday after the service.

The Divine Service with Mediumship on 19th February will be taken by Ray Bailey.

Len Cox will take the Evening of Mediumship on Tuesday, 14th February. The Divine Service with Mediumship, on Sunday, 26th February will be taken by Anna Marie.

Contact Wendy on 965323028. www.spiritualistcentrebenijofar.com New email is phoenixchurch23@gmail.com or info@spiritualistcentrebenijofar.com Identificacion Fiscal G54713789.

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MOBILITY equipment wanted. Cash paid. Scooters, wheelchairs etc etc Phone Will´s 602 547 878 (250705) MOTORING

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BMW electric car plans confirmed BMW has announced it will keep production of its all-electric, zero-emission iNext flagship in Germany.

The iNext, planned to be BMW’s first production car with Level 3 (‘eyes-off’) self-driving capability, will be built at BMW’s plant in Dingolfing, an hour north-east of Munich, starting in 2021.

BMW released a statement confirming that Dingolfing was chosen because it and the neighbouring Landshut engine plant are its core competence centres for electric motors and highvoltage batteries.

While Leipzig is BMW’s newest factory, hosting production of the i8 coupe

and both the range-extender and pure BEV versions of the i3, BMW have spent €137 million in the Dingolfing factory in recent years just to cope with the expertise and equipment needed to assemble high-voltage cars. The plant already builds the 5 Series and 7 Series and their plug-in hybrid variants.

The Leipzig plant built 340,000 cars last year, accounting for almost 15 per cent of BMW’s total production and will play a key role in BMW’s plans to lift sales of its electrified cars to 100,000 cars this year, up from 62,000 BEVs and hybrids in 2016.

Volkswagen posts profit surge Volkswagen might have lost some sales in the first quarter of this year, but shareholders won’t be too concerned after it was announced last week that its operating profit has leapt 40 per cent.

The German brand spent €23 billion on the clean-up from its ‘Dieselgate’ scandal. However, now it’s clearly back to making money, with an operating profit of €4.37 billion, up from €3.13 billion in the first quarter of 2016.

Volkswagen said in a statement that it largely boosted its profit thanks to cost savings at its namesake brand, with the Volkswagen Group’s operating margin still on target to come in at between 6 and 7 per cent for the full year.

While its 2016 operating margin was 6.7 per cent, largely on the back of huge margins from Porsche and Audi, its first quarter operating profit jumped up to 7.8 per cent while the Group’s revenues climbed to €56.2 billion, up by 10.3 per cent.

‘Our efforts to improve efficiency and productivity across all areas of the company are paying off,’ Volkswagen Group CEO Matthias Mueller said.

The Volkswagen brand saw its earnings climb €73 million to €869 million, while Bentley slowed its losses to only €30 million and Audi saw its profit slide from €1.3 billion to €1.2 billion.

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On the plus side, Porsche remained strong (€832 million in profit) and both Skoda and Seat have been surging, with Seat’s profit jumping 56 per cent to €54 million after years of losses and Skoda’s profit climbing 32 per cent to €415 million.

Volkswagen has ambitious plans for its core brand, aiming to climb through a 4 per cent operating margin by 2020 and 6 per cent by 2025.

Porsche leads the Group in profitability, with an 18.5 per cent operating margin, followed by Skoda at 9.6 per cent, Audi at 8.7 per cent, Volkswagen with 4.6 per cent and Seat at 2.3 per cent.

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7 hacks to keep your car cool this summer 1. Know the culprits.

Often, extreme heat results in humidity, or dampness in the air, during summer. Car owners must realise that heat and humidity are culprits to many car dilemmas.

For example, elevated temperatures may cause overheating while humidity can fog up windows thus affecting visibility.

2. Protect your engine.

The engine is one of the most vulnerable parts of a car during summer. When overheating, the engine may stall or fail altogether.

To prevent this, make sure that the engine and its mechanical parts are all in good condition. The water pump must be placed on ‘normal’ to cool down the engine and the drive belt must have the proper tension to function properly.

3. Clean the air conditioner.

Cars are supposed to provide the driver and passengers comfort.

However, many complain about the air conditioning system not delivering its job. To perform well,

ACs must be cleaned regularly based on the Preventive Maintenance Schedule, or PMS, set by car manufacturers. It is also important to use only standard and recommended refrigerants. Don’t forget to check the AC filters so that ventilation inside the car cabin is not just cool but also clean.

4. Check those oils and fluids.

Oils and fluids keep the car running properly. Having them checked or replaced is an important preventive measu re during summer.

Look under the hood and check the engine oil. If the colour is darker than usual, it is time for oil change.

Also check on the brake, clutch, power steering, transmission and differential fluids. Top-up before going on long drives.

5. Don’t forget the battery.

Many drivers believe that car batteries suffer more in wintry weather. This is a misconception.

A car battery is more likely to break down in the

summer because it is filled with fluids that evaporate from rising temperatures.

Moreover, it may also overcharge or overheat.

Prolong battery life by charging it at the correct rate and by cleaning the dirt and grease that build up on top.

6. Inflate your tires.

Do take note of the tires, which react to the feverish temperatures absorbed by asphalt roads. Inflate them correctly to have a smooth ride. Always refer to the owner’s manual for the recommended tire pressure.

7. Remember: prevention is better than an ounce of cure.

This universal truth is also applicable to cars.

Regardless of the season, religiously follow the Preventive Maintenance Schedule set by the distributor-seller. Also go for genuine parts to avoid abnormal wear and tear.

Make it a habit to regularly check the car’s brakes, lights, oil, water, battery, air and gas.

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UK over 50’s worries when driving abroad Research by Saga Car Insurance has revealed that a third (28 per cent) of UK over 50’s worry about having an accident when driving abroad and around half are unsure of motoring laws in popular European destinations.

The survey of almost 10,000 has revealed that many holidaymakers have concerns about driving abroad, including having an accident (28 per cent), driving on the opposite side of the road (23 per cent) and breaking down (23 per cent).

Those concerns are backed up by analysis of Saga claims data, which shows that in the last 12 months over 600 claims have been made by Saga customers driving abroad with 80 per cent of incidents involving collisions and damage totalling almost £700,000.

A further one in ten claims involved theft or vandalism.

Almost half of all incidents occurred in France (48 per cent), followed by Spain (26 per cent) and Italy (9 per cent).

Other worries for motorists on foreign roads include having to ask for directions, not understanding

signs and negotiating roundabouts (7 per cent).

Furthermore, whilst one in seven (15 per cent) admitted to having concerns about understanding motoring laws abroad, the survey has revealed that in fact around half of over 50s would struggle to identify compulsory motor vehicle safety equipment for popular European destinations.

Whilst people were more likely to be familiar with French law – the majority identifying compulsory items such as a warning triangle, reflective jacket and breathalysers – around two thirds of respondents didn’t know that basic items like GB stickers and headlamp adjustments are compulsory not just in France but also neighbouring countries including Portugal, Italy, Germany, and Spain.

Roger Ramsden, Chief Executive of Saga Services, commented: ‘Whilst we know that the over 50s are keen and experienced road users, driving abroad is not without its risks.’

‘Getting to grips with foreign motoring laws and driving on the opposite side of the road can be daunting no matter how many years you have been behind the wheel.’

‘I would urge people intending to drive whilst on holiday to check the motoring laws before they leave and make sure they have appropriate insurance cover for their journey.’

‘That way they can get on with enjoying their break without worrying or falling foul of the authorities.’

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Café Uno play for the Fred Rich trophy Last week, twenty two members and guests of the Café Uno golf Society from Catral, played 2 rounds of golf over two days at Roda Golf in Alcazares, competing for the Fred Rich Trophy.The first day’s play was a team 123 as well as individual Stableford scores and although everyone was keen to tee off, the course proved far more challenging than expected.The length of some of the holes combined with a strong wind, made for an interesting round and some average scores, which were varied but not outstanding, the best being Stableford 32 points.Day two was a different story altogether as the format was a yellow ball competition, giving double score for the player using the yellow ball.

Playing with the responsibility of not wanting to lose the yellow ball, automatically does something to the brain cells. Although, it had nothing to do with the socialising from the previous evening, unfortunately, all yellow balls were somehow lost by the end of the round .Only one team managed to keep it until the 18th hole, where alas, it met a watery end, which was better than the team of Steve Lawrence, who lost theirs off the first tee.

This team game along with the combined scoring produced a winning team score of

112. The full results were:-Day 1: 1st J.Doyle - 32 points, 2nd S.Lawrence - 30 points. c/b.

Day 2; 1st J.Doyle - 33 points, 2nd D.Stewart - 31 points. Best score over the 2 days and winner of the Fred Rich trophy was J Doyle with a score of 65 points.2nd overall was D.Stewart with a score of 61 points.Nearest to the pin winners were:- A.Newbold; A.Baines; J.Doyle; P.Jenkinson; K.Rennison.2's winners were:- J.Doyle; A.Baines; H.Hunter;

Daya bow out with a whimper Daya Nueva saved up perhaps their worst performance of the season for their last game, away at Santa Pola on a ‘real grass’ pitch, going down 2-1 to bow out on a low. The match kicked off in very warm conditions, no doubt explaining why the pace of the game was so slow.

Coach Jesus had made a number of changes to his team giving some of the fringe players a game.

Most notably of these was second string keeper Mochim, who was having his first outing of the season so denying Jaime his 100% record.

Daya, looked to be playing well within themselves, ready explode into action, but with the game progressing at a snail’s pace, the explosion never materialised.

There was very little spark from either team as the half drew to a close, a single corner being Daya’s only contribution. So it was with a great deal of relief when the whistle went for the end of the worst forty five minutes of the whole season.

There were signs that Daya were upping their game a little early in the second half of what was becoming a very poor performance.

Then, on seventy five minutes the away side scored but even then they managed to make really hard work of doing so. The home side had a great chance to level on eighty minutes but with the goal at his mercy the Santa Pola player fired over the bar. Five minutes later the home side made amends for their inaccuracy in front of goal, when, from a corner the ball was thumped home. Just one minute later the home side went 2-1 up with a well worked goal. There would be no way back for Daya now and the home side even had a penalty saved at the end. So, the 2-1 defeat ended Daya Nueva’s season on a downbeat note,which was a pity, as apart from the first few matches the rest of the season was good with some entertaining football and great results.

Traffic lights at La Serena Golf

B.Howie.Day 1 team winners with 94points:A.Newbold; H.Hunter; A.Baines; B.Howie. Day 2 team winners with 112 points:- S.Hamilton; C.Pepperday; R.Pownhall; B.Wright.Thanks were extended to Peter Smith for arranging this year’s tour, and to Graham Butterworth (captain) and John Pedersen (handicap and competition organiser) for their work in helping to make it a successful trip and finally, of course to Café Uno for their Hospitality.

A Beautiful May Day Bank holiday greeted the San Javier Golf Society’s popular ‘Traffic lights’ Team Competition at La Serena Golf, Los Alcazares, last week. Another excellent field of golfers, including several new members, turned out and teed off in almost perfect weather conditions for this enjoyable competitive format.

There was some excellent individual scoring, most notably by John Hillier and Mick Hardy but the overall winners were the team consisting of Roger McGeagh, David Summers, Mick Hardy and Alan Brooke, with a total of 119 points.

Nearest the pins were won by Dave Furze, David Archer, Tom Collins and Alan Brooke. The gross 2 (for 50 euros) was not won and rolls over to the next game, which is an individual stableford qualifier at Font del Llop, teeing off at 9:20am on Wednesday 17th May. Full details will be emailed to all members.

Payday will be on Saturday 13th May, between 11am and 12 in the bar area at La Serena Golf Clubhouse, Los Alcázares.For further information on the San Javier Golf Society and how to play as a guest, or join as a member, phone Barry Beale on +34 649 245 889 or look at their website at www.sanjaviergolfsociety.co.uk and Facebook page at www.facebook.com/sanjaviergolfsociety

Mazarron cruise into the play-offs Mazarron FC ended their home season in style, by sealing their place in the play-offs with an emphatic 3-0 victory over CD Plus Ultra who are in a relegation dogfight at the other end of the table.

After four games of the season, Mazarron were bottom of the league with just one draw and three defeats but the squad has grown in confidence and ability.

They are now hoping to regain their position in the Tercera Division of the Spanish League which they lost back in 2010 along with near neighbours Bala Azul who have already achieved automatic promotion.

This constitutes remarkable turnaround for a side only registered with the Murcia Football Federation literally hours before the deadline at the start of the season.

A new team was formed under new President, Ruben Manuel Martinez Collado, with a new administration team

and squad of players except for long serving captain Juan Andreo and a few young players promoted from the junior team.

Needing just one point from their last two games to guarantee a play-off position after Alquerias had only drawn 2-2 away to league leaders SFC Minerva in a morning kick off, Mazarron got off to the best possible start with a goal from young midfielder Andreo in the fourth minute.Chino made it 2-0 in the 38th minute and scored his second and Mazarron's third goal almost on the final whistle to give the home team a comfortable victory.

Chino, who started the season in the left back position, is now joint top scorer with Raul after moving into a midfield role.Mazarron travel to Cartagena FC UCAM next week for their final away game before facing UD Los Garres in the two legged Play Off Semi Final.

Mazarron FC First team, Juan Pedro; Raul Torrano; Adrian; Juan Andreo; Marcos; Boudia; Andreo (Raso); Cesar (Raul); Steven (Jimmy); Miguel (Dani); Chino.

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