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Thousands of jellyfish invade Javea

by Tahnee Wright

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Beach-goers were astonished to discover the blanket of jellyfish across the beach

The sandy shores of the Arenal beach dawned a luminous violet earlier this week as thousands of ‘Pelagia noctiluca’ jellyfish were washed up along the waterfront.

Surfers arriving early to the beach on Monday morning - followed closely by those eager to soak up the beginning of May sun - were astonished to discover the blanket of jellyfish across the beach along with thousands more (alive) in the sea itself.

Despite surfers longing to enjoy the last waves of the previous week’s storms, none were all-tookeen to come into close contact with the jellyfish, whose venom can be exceptionally stinging and the sea was rendered a no-bathing zone.

The municipal services department dispatched five of its staff to remove the invertebrates, which made for an arduous few hours as they were collected one-by-one with shovels.

In Latin, pelagia means ‘of the sea’, nocti stands for night and luca means light; thus, Pelagia noctiluca can be described as a marine organism with the ability to glow in the dark.

This species of jellyfish, known in Europe as the mauve stinger amongst many other common names, is widely distributed in all warm and temperate waters of the world's oceans, including the Mediterranean Sea, Red Sea and Atlantic Ocean.

It is also found in the Pacific Ocean, with sightings in warm waters off Hawaii, southern California and Mexico, as well as other Pacific locations.

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Emaus children facing eviction in less than two weeks

The Mayors and supporters address the rally

by Andy Mansell Babies, children, vulnerable young adults and elderly people are amongst the residents of the homes run by the Emaus charity, which face closure on May 15. Despite a week of protest rallies and demonstrations from employees, fundraisers, supporters and union officials, the fate of the hundreds of occupants hangs in the balance.

The seven homes run by the EMAUS charitable foundation are facing closure owing to a stalemate between the Department of Social Security and a Catalunyan company wishing to take over the running of the charity.

Around five hundred protesters held a demonstration outside Altea Town hall last Friday morning in an effort to draw attention to the growing crisis. A subsequent demonstration last Tuesday did not attract as many supporters, but was attended by the officials from several of the town’s where the homes are located, including the mayor’s of Polop, Altea, Rellue, Alfas del Pi and El Vergel amongst others.

Some of the Mayors spoke to the crowds along with representatives from the homes and the CCCO trade Union, who all showed support for the residents and staff of the homes.EMAUS was formed in 1979 by Francisco Nadal who returned to Altea from France with a group of homeless teenagers and renovated his family’s old Finca for them to live in. From a small workshop, helping problematic teenage children, it has grown into a large Registered Charitable Organisation with facilities caring for abandoned babies, children

and vulnerable teenagers.In addition they also run a safe house for women and children escaping abusive relationships and homes for elderly and people with disabilities.

In recent years the charity ran into severe financial difficulties running up debts that they were unable to pay back.

The debt situation worsened until the only option was to declare themselves bankrupt owing around 5 million euros in Social Security payments.This leaves both residents and staff at the homes facing an impossible situation, through lack of funding from charitable donations.

Employees of the charity who number in their hundreds have not received wages for the last seven months and more importantly their social security payments have not been met.Should they lose their jobs they will not qualify for payment from the government and will be left penniless.

Union representatives were present at the rallies to plea for a solution to help their workers.

The residents also face an uncertain future as the majority of them are living at the homes because they have nowhere else to go and are already vulnerable.

However, there is a solution to the problem facing the charity and that is the reason the rally was called on Friday. A new non-profit making company from Catalunya is proposing to take over the running of the homes. They have a successful track record within the sector and would safeguard the jobs of staff and future for the vulnerable residents.

The potential new owners are unfortunately left with the social security debt and are unwilling to pay it and despite

negotiations with the social security department they are unable to get the 5 million euro debt waived.There is a precedent here, as there are many examples of football clubs and other businesses having social security debts waived when new owners take over, but on this occasion the government department will not budge.

Local Charity Director Wayne Bellamy-Wright, whose Busy Bees Charity raises huge amounts for the children and women residents, speaking to RTN, pointed out that: ‘’The government have a legal responsibility to these people’’, who find themselves in this situation through no fault of their own, adding ‘’They are there now because they are already vulnerable, they cannot just throw them out on the streets’’.

Jackie Rogers, a British fundraiser who has lived in Spain made a heartfelt plea to the Mayor’s in attendance, shouting in fluent Spanish: “If all of you Mayor’s used the money you waste on fireworks at your town’s fiestas in one year and gave it to the homes, the bills and the employees could be paid and the children would be safe”, she cried.

Another group from the Armanello Campsite in Benidorm said that they regularly raised hundreds of euros in fundraising activities to help children in the Rellue home. It appears obvious that goodwill and support for the plight of the unfortunate residents is widespread and across the board and with officials from the charity meeting Government officials in Valencia during the week, a temporary reprieve looks possible, to allow further talks with the potential new owners to take place.

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The face of RTN...

FOR the last 18 months, Benjamin Wickham, Regional Sales Manager for the EWN Media Group has been commuting to Costa Blanca.

Although living near head office in Benalmadena, he was tasked with spending a great deal of time in Costa Blanca to ensure that the Euro Weekly News was devoting sufficient resources to its customers in this very important area. Now with the take-over of the much respected RTN name he has even more incentive to spend time in the area although there is also to be a brand new title with the launch of the Costa del Sol edition of RTN. Ben says “One lesson I was always taught by my parents was work hard play hard and with hard work we get phenomenal results, and this is what EWN Media Group can guarantee their customers!”

The group continues to expand and needs additional editorial and sales staff for both Costa Blanca North and Costa B l a n c a South so any interested party s h o u l d send their CV to include details of their experience to benjamin@rtnnewspaper.com

Continued from front page It is typically an offshore species, although it is not rare for thousands to float closer to the coastline and become stranded in vast numbers on beaches, as has happened in Javea.

The colour varies worldwide and in addition to pink or mauve, the jellyfish are sometimes shades of golden yellow to tan.

In an unprecedented event in November 2007, a 10-square-mile (26 km2) swarm of Pelagia noctiluca wiped out a 100,000-fish salmon farm in Northern Ireland, causing around €1 million worth of damage.

Although an inconvenience to those wishing to spend the last day of the bank holiday on the beach, it is hoped that the swarms of Pelagia noctiluca arriving so early in the season might mean that they are less likely to close off the sea for bathers in the height of the summer.

The Arenal beach will be closely patrolled by lifeguards this weekend, who will advise against bathing in the sea until it has been declared safe to do so.

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€1.3 million to Pedreguer public projects

by Tahnee Wright In its sixth year this year, the Programa Municipal de Pressupostos Participatius (‘Municipal Participatory Budgeting Program’) of Pedreguer has allocated nearly €1.3 million to resident proposed projects since 2012. The pioneering initiative has gained traction year after year, establishing itself as a tool to promote the direct involvement of residents in the municipality in making decisions regarding local public policies. In the past five years, projects proposed by residents include: • The construction of the bridge over the barranc del Marx • The skate track • The planting of more trees • The pista coberta de l’institut • Recovery and restoration of trails • The refurbishment of the play ground near the school

• The climbing wall • The purchase a van to provide transport for disabled residents Other projects, such as the placement of a cover over the placa de l’Amistat, are currently in progress.

Last year, more than 600 residents took part in the voting process. Once again, the process is divided into two main phases: First, the public collection of proposals, which ends on May 22. Proposals can be submitted online or in by hand to any of the mailboxes in the municipal buildings.

Once the municipal technical services have assessed the proposals, a public assembly will be called to select the proposals that will be subject to public vote and included in the municipal budget for 2016. Participation in the program is open to all and couldn’t be simpler.

Check out www.pedreguerparticipa.com for more information.

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UK will not pay €100 billion EU exit bill

Britain will not be paying €100 billion to leave the European Union, Brexit minister David Davis said on Wednesday after the Financial Times reported that the EU was preparing to demand that amount.

Citing its own analysis of new stricter demands it said were driven by France and Germany, the newspaper said €100 billion was a gross figure.

‘We'll not be paying €100 billion What we've got to do is discuss in detail what the rights and obligations are,’ Davis told British channel ITV. He also said that the British government had not seen a figure from the EU for the exit bill.

The FT said that after requests from member states, EU negotiators had revised their initial calAculations to maximise the liabilities Britain would be asked to cover, including post-Brexit farm payments and EU administration fees in 2019 and 2020.

Spain rescues 10 migrants crossing Strait of Gibraltar Spain’s maritime rescue service says it saved 10 migrants from a small inflatable craft trying to cross the Strait of Gibraltar earlier this week.

The service said that the 10 men of subSaharan origin were ‘visibly tired after hours of rowing.’

The rescue boat Arcturus made the rescue in waters off the southern tip of Spain.

Tens of thousands of migrants, most from sub-Saharan African countries, try to make the perilous crossing in boats unsuitable for the open sea to Spain and Italy each year

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British girl dies after fall from Benidorm balcony

by Andy Mansell Spanish National police this week confirmed the name of the young British female who fell to her death from the 11th floor of an apartment block in the Rincon de Loix area of Benidorm.

Police were called to the Payma Apartments in Calle Almeria, close to the popular Levante Beach area of the city, at 8.00am last Saturday, after the female, who had been partying with friends in their rented apartment fell from the high floor.

Kirsty Maxwell, newlywed from Livingston, West Lothian was on a hen-party weekend with a group of friends and had only been in the resort less than 24 hours.

A police spokesperson told the Spanish press - immediately after the incident - that they were in the process of interviewing the people present in the apartment at the time of the fall, plus residents in the vicinity who may have witnessed the fall.

The police initially confirmed that, as the body showed no signs of having endured fight or struggle, the most probable cause of death was an accidental fall.

However, the police later confirmed that the deceased did not fall from the apartment she was sharing with her friends, but had in fact fallen from an apartment shared by a group of men directly above on the 11th floor.

Those present were interviewed over the subsequent days, but no arrests were made and police remain unable to ascertain the cause of the fall.

One theory being probed is that Kirsty tried to leap 100 feet into the water to escape the group of men.

Other theories circulating allege police believe she may have been thrown towards the pool by the group of men in an alcohol-induced prank, or that she had been sleepwalking.

Mobile phones belonging to the group of men were examined by police for telltale video clips of Kirsty’s final moments but revealed no clues.

Her husband of eight months, Adam and her family flew to Spain to speak to investigators this week.

One man, Joseph Graham, 32 was kept in custody for 48 hours, but then released without charge after being investi-

gated on suspicion of homicide.

Mr Graham was released on bail and flew back to the UK on Wednesday after spending two nights in a police cell. He remains under investigation.

Mr Graham and the group of men, who admitted being under the influence of alcohol and cocaine, following the tragedy at around 8.00am on Saturday.

Kirsty had been partying till 4.00am on Saturday and returned to the apartment with her group of friends, but walked out barefoot and entered the apartment directly above later.

Mr Graham told police she was acting as if she was ‘mad, drunk or drugged’ and headed for the bathroom before walking onto the balcony.

He insisted he and the group of men did nothing wrong, asking her to leave the apartment prior to the fall.

Investigators say there is no evidence indicating Kirsty having taken drugs, but results from tissue sample tests will take months to come back.

Roberto Sanchez, Mr Graham’s defense lawyer, confirmed his client remained under investigation but insisted ‘I firmly

believe in his innocence.’

He said he would be arguing for the case to be ‘archived’ rather than see his client face homicide charges.

The court has received CCTV footage showing Kirsty’s fall although it is understood the cameras are focused on the swimming pool area and not on the balcony she plunged from.

Photos show she landed on poolside concrete just three feet from the water, dying instantly of multiple injuries.

A court spokesman said yesterday: “The results of the police investigation — forwarded to the court — and the preliminary autopsy point to the victim throwing herself to her death.

“There are no current indications of the participation of other people.”

A crowdfunding appeal to pay for Kirsty’s body to be flown home from Spain has been set up and it had nearly tripled its £10,000 target earlier this week.

This is not the first incident of its type to hit the popular resort - in November last year, Danielle Hall from Newcastle died instantly after falling from a balcony after a night out with her boyfriend.

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Suicide attack kills eight civilians in Kabul

Afghan security forces inspect the site

by Tahnee Wright Islamic State claimed responsibility for a suicide bombing in the Afghan capital, Kabul, on Wednesday that killed eight civilians in an attack on a convoy of NATO armoured personnel vehicles.

The blast hit the convoy during the morning rush hour in one of the busiest parts of Kabul. Public health officials said eight civilians were killed and at least 25 wounded, with a number of civilian vehicles that were near the convoy destroyed or badly damaged.

A spokesman for the U.S.-led NATO mission, U.S. Navy Captain Bill Salvin, said three U.S. service members were wounded in the attack.

The vehicles, which are designed to with-

stand big blasts, were able to return to a base under their own power, he said.

In a statement on its Amaq news agency, Islamic State said a suicide bomber detonated an explosives-rigged car as the convoy passed near the U.S. embassy.

Although the Afghan branch of Islamic State operates largely in the eastern province of Nangarhar, on the border with Pakistan, the movement has also claimed a string of suicide attacks in Kabul.

Witnesses said traces of blood and clothing could be seen on the ground at the blast site.

The heavily armoured MRAP (Mine Resistant Ambush Protected) vehicles that foreign forces use to travel in Kabul appeared to have suffered only relatively minor external damage, witnesses said.

Spain says will not reopen Castor gas storage site after quakes Spain will not reopen the Castor underwater gas storage facility which was shut in 2014 following minor earthquakes in the area, after a study showed tremors could return if it resumed operations, the government said on Wednesday.Meant to store almost a third of Spain's daily gas consumption, Castor stopped gas injections after more than 200 minor earthquakes were detected in 2013.A study by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) and Harvard University commissioned in October 2015 aimed to detect the origin of the quakes and their connection with the facility.‘The localisation of the tremors coincides with the Amposta fault line and the studies conclude that these faults were put under stress as a result of the gas injections,’ the energy ministry said in a statement.Castor was designed to store 1.3 billion cubic metres of gas and pump it in to the national grid when needed.The consortium which built the plant, including Spanish builder ACS and Canada's Dundee Energy, was paid â‚Ź1.35 billion in 2014 in compensation for not being able to operate the site.

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RTN expands to the Costa del Sol

Third edition launched today after EWNMG takeover.

THE RTN newspaper is today launching an edition specifically produced for the Costa del Sol. After firmly establishing itself over the last 18 years as a popular free weekly newspaper with two editions throughout the Costa Blanca, the Costa del Sol now also becomes part of our circulation, readership and advertising area.

Just three short months ago the RTN brand, with a reputation throughout the Costa Blanca for community news, was taken over by Euro Weekly Media Group (EWNMG).

Since then the RTN staff – under the leadership and direction of the bigger EWNMG with headquarters in Benalmadena and offices throughout southern Spain – has been laying the foundations to publish its own Costa del Sol edition.

So today is an historic day for the RTN - with colleagues now also based on the Costa del Sol – as it looks forward to providing the same high quality local and regional news coverage, feature articles and more that it has built a reputation for on the Costa Blanca over so many years.

With the added strength being provided

by EWNMG management plus its larger and more experienced support infrastruc-

ture, RTN is already benefitting from increased circulation (20,000 copies per week per area), better distribution points and more local representatives.

It’s no boast to say that advertising clients are already being offered a fuller, more rounded service, and now Costa del Sol based newspaper readers can look forward to experiencing exactly what RTN has only been able to offer Costa Blanca-based families previously.

Michel and Steven Euesden, who head EWNMG and who have been involved at the highest level of newspaper publishing in southern Spain for almost 25 years, said “The launch of the RTN Costa del Sol issue further cements our ongoing expansion plans. Despite challenges throughout the global media industry, these are extremely exciting times for us all within EWNMG.” Meanwhile with the launch the RTN team looks forward to receiving feedback as well as hearing from anyone with local news, information on clubs, societies and general items of interest, including unusual local photographs.

Michel and Steven Euesden

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Cannibals lived on the Costa Blanca 10,000 years ago

by Andy Mansell Researchers from the University of Valencia spent years examining human bones recovered from caves in the Alicante region, only to discover unsavoury signs of cannibalism.

In a recent paper for the Journal of Anthropological Archaeology, University of Valencia anthropologist Juan V. Morales-Pérez and colleagues describe their discovery of human bones covered in marks that suggest what they delicately refer to as "anthropophagic practices."

The bones were uncovered by archaeologists from the Coves de Santa Maria, close to Castell de Castells, a few miles inland from bustling Benidorm and it’s neighbouring coastal town.

Carbon dating suggests at least two different instances of cannibalistic activity took place between 10,000 and 9,000 years ago. Although 30 different human bones are buried in the cave, the researchers write that there are skull remains from only three individuals: a heavyset person, a more diminutive one, and an infant (the infant skull shows no sign of cannibalism).

At a minimum, then, two people were eaten, and possibly several more. There are no signs of violence, so these people were probably eaten after death.Identifying cannibalism is a tricky business, for both cultural and scientific reasons.

Firstly, we don't want to believe our ancestors ate each other, and second, distinguishing signs of cooking and eating from other kinds of damage that bones can suffer over thousands of years buried in a cave is difficult.

Morales-Pérez and his team spent several years analyzing the bones, and they identified several telltale signs that point to cannibalism.In short, when human bones are found in fossilized human excrement (coprolites) or with human bites on

Researchers working in the Coves de Santa Maria, where the human bones were discovered

them, there is a likelihood of cannibalism. Other evidence includes cuts on the bones from stone tools used for defleshing, disarticulating (pulling bones apart at the joints), skinning, and cracking open to get at marrow.And finally, evidence can come from the environment.

If the bones are burned, or buried alongside animal remains with similar marks, those are additional clues that point to a feast that included human meat.Although this discovery offers us the first-ever example of cannibalism in Mesolithic Spain, the practice was not uncommon elsewhere in Europe and the Levant at this time. Cannibalism was also practiced during the Paleolithic, the "Stone Age" period that stretched from 2.5 million years ago to 11,700 years ago.

The big question for anthropologists is why these Spanish cave-dwellers turned to cannibalism. Were they starving and desperate? Or was this part of a spiritual ritual, perhaps sparked by the cultural rupture between an extremely ancient way of life during the Paleolithic and a radically new one that emerged during the agricultural era?Desperation or ritual?

The truth will almost certainly never be discovered. However, the Mesolithic period in Europe, was a tumultuous time.

Small groups of hunter-gatherers were undergoing a dramatic cultural transformation, making increasingly sophisticated stone tools with wooden components. They were on the cusp of the agricultural revolution, which would grant them a broader range of nutrition sources and greater food security.

The environment was changing, too: the Ice Age was over, but the mid-Pleistocene warming period had not yet begun. And it now seems apparent that, for whatever reason, in a cave near the coast of Alicante, Spain, 120km south of Valencia, groups of humans began to engage in occasional acts of cannibalism.

Parking fines of €200 in Les Roques In March, the prohibition of parking in the narrow streets of the Les Roques neighbourhood came into force and all parking was restricted to residents-only.

Residents were warned they could only continue to park their cars with a card, which could be obtained at a cost of €14 from La Oficina de Atencion al Publico with proof of address etc.

The Local Police recently put out warnings on social media reminding residents of the restriction, as an increasing number of unauthorised cars were being found parked in the neighbourhood.

After the initial less-stringent warnings and an avalanche of unauthorised cars continually being parked, especially by tourists over the Easter period, the police have now gone full-force in imposing penalties. The penalties are heavy, at €200, reduced to €100 if paid promptly.

The council considers that drivers who are not residents of Les Roques are still made suitably aware of the restrictions given there is a sign at the beginning of L’avenida del Cid, the main access road.

However, tourists have argued that the sign is too small and the parking spaces in the neighbourhood are white, which in any other city means they are open to all.

The debate continues.

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Four rescued in less than four hours Tremendous effort by firefighters of the Provincial Consortium of Alicante.

The rescue operation in full swing on the Rock of Ifach

by Tahnee Wright It was a busy day on Monday for firefighters of the Provincial Consortium of Alicante as they completed two rescue operations and rescued four people in total – two hikers from Madrid on the Rock of Ifach, Calpe and another two hikers from Madrid in the mountain range of Bernia.

The first rescue operation began at about 1.00pm, when a man and woman found themselves in a sticky situation at the Penon de Ifach. The 22-year-old man had suffered a blow to the head and was hanging on a rope.

The consortium dispatched the 'Alfa 1' helicopter of the Consorcio de Bomberos along with a truck.

Once on the rock, the crew found that, due

to the difficulty of the terrain, it was not possible to rescue the couple by air and thus took steps to move the man to an area accessible to the helicopter.

The helicopter then took the couple to the base of the rock where they were met by a Red Cross ambulance and taken to a health centre.

Just as the rescue operation on the Rock of Ifach was reported completed at about 3.45pm, the crew were called to rescue another couple who were lost in the skirt of the Sierra de Bernia, at the height of Casas de Bernia, Benissa.

The helicopter quickly swooped across to Benissa and took the couple, who had lost their bearings, to safety, before heading back to base at 4.15pm.

9-year-old boy in neardeath shock in Finestrat

Two Guardia Civil officers rushed to the aid of a 9-year-old boy in Finestrat on Monday afternoon as he suffered a near-fatal anaphylactic shock after eating potatoes that had been fried in oil with fish, to which he is allergic. The officers were patrolling the cove of Finestrat when they were approached to attend the situation in a nearby restaurant.

Arriving at the scene, they found the young boy’s airways were severely clogged and he was unable to breathe. The boy, who is of English nationality and lives in La Nucia, had eaten a portion of chips that were reportedly fried in oil previously used to fry fish.

The officers immediately rushed the boy into their vehicle and took him to the Comarca Hospital of La Vila, where he was admitted urgently.

Officers contacted the mother of the boy late on Tuesday, who said he had just been discharged from hospital and they were on their way home.

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‘The Big One 2017’

Largest collection of classic Jaguars ever in Spain.

by Tahnee Wright After 18 months of planning, ‘The Big One 2017’ took place across Saturday April 22 and Sunday April 23 in Parador de Leon, Northern Spain.

A joint event between The Jaguar Enthusiasts Club, Spain, The Jaguar Enthusiasts Club, South of France, plus some very enthusiastic members from the JEC in the UK, the result was 97 classic Jaguars, (100 prior to three breakdowns) cleaned and polished to ‘within an inch of their lives’ with 201 very enthusiastic owners congregating at the Parador de Leon Hotel. The main event took place across the Saturday and Sunday, however many of the participants took two to three days or more to travel to and from their homes to the event.

Cars and owners came from all over Spain, France and the UK and on the way up, many

members from The Costa Blanca region stopped off at Segovia - World Heritage City, for a spot of sightseeing.

Members from the UK came from as far as Plymouth, Lancashire and North Wales – those opting for the scenic routes covering approximately 3,500 miles over many days.

Having received prior special permission from Leon Town Hall, the outstanding collection of cars parked on St. Marco’s Square in front of the hotel and as expected, attracted much attention.

On the Saturday evening, members gathered for pre-dinner drinks in The Cloisters to the sounds of classic guitar before proceeding to one of the medieval halls and enjoying a masked ball with three-course dinner and wine. As the Grand Draw was announced, winners took home cash prizes, starting at €500 for the first prize. A prize was also awarded for the best mask, won by Andrew

Honour in his classic venetian mask.

Each table was issued with an envelope for a charity donation, raising in total €2,214 which will be donated to Cancer Research UK. After the final announcements, members enjoyed much music and dancing into the early hours.

After a leisurely start on Sunday, members were delighted to meet with the Mayor of Leon at 11.00am before starting their engines at 11.30am and snaking through the city, out into the Spanish countryside and pulling up in Villafranca where a 21-course cocktail lunch was savoured. The JEC in Spain is organised by Eric Arnold and Ian McMenemy. Eric can be contacted by email at jaguarspain@outlook.com or by phone on 609 931 647 or alternatively check out the JEC Spain website www.jec-spain.com.

Events Director, Ian McMenemy can be contacted at McMenemy@JEC-events.com

Scottish surfer rescued after more than 30 hours at sea A surfer who went missing off the coast of Scotland was found 13 miles from land after spending more than 30 hours in the water, British coastguard said on Monday.

The man, named by the BBC as 22year-old Matthew Bryce from Glasgow, was reported missing after he set off to go surfing on Sunday morning from a beach near Campbeltown off the Scottish west coast, sparking a large search operation.

He was finally located on Monday evening, still with his surf board after being spotted by a rescue helicopter.‘ Hope was fading of finding the surfer safe and well after such a long period in the water and with nightfall approaching we were gravely concerned,’ said Dawn Petrie from Belfast Coastguard Operations Centre in Northern Ireland which coordinated the search.

‘He was kitted out with all the right clothing including a thick neoprene suit and this must have helped him to survive for so long at sea. He was hypothermic but conscious and was flown to hospital in Belfast.’

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Armonia de Ifach Lodge Quick painting presents new safety contest in Denia gear to firefighters

by Tahnee Wright Last year, the Marina Alta experienced some of the worst wildfires it had ever seen. Many houses were destroyed and hundreds of residents had to be evacuated as local volunteer firefighters risked their own lives to save others.

Much of the equipment belonging to the local volaunteer firefighters was old and at least partly worn-out. With a limited life span, it needs to be replaced regularly to function correctly.

The equipment is absolutely necessary but doesn’t come cheap and with a lot of it having been damaged in the fires of last year, many local organisations offered help to raise

funds to purchase more, including local Freemasons from the Lodge of Armonia de Ifach, the Calpe Charity shop and The Lions.

Together, the organisations purchased vital breathing equipment which allows the firefighters to control a blaze from close quarters, a light portable pump - again allowing closer access than a fire tender might be able to get, the hoses necessary to be able to connect from the water deposit to the pump and more new hoses for connecting the pump to the nozzles.

Members of the Armonia de Ifach Lodge presented the Calpe Volunteer Firefighters with the gear last week and received great thanks in return

Calle Marques de Campo will play host to the Concurso de Pintura Rapida Ciudad de Denia (translated to – ‘quick painting contest’) on Sunday June 11.

In its fourth year, organised by the Department of Culture of the City Council of Denia and the Association of Artists of the High Navy ADAMA, the contest encourages anyone over 16-years-old to participate – setting up along the Marques de Campo between 11.00am and 6.30pm to create their masterpieces.

The works will be judged in the Tourist Office of Plaza del Consell and prizes will be awarded as follows: 1st prize - €700 2nd prize - €400 3rd prize - €200 The ‘best local artist’ will receive a prize trip to Formentera for two people and the ‘best artist of the region’ will be awarded a batch of painting valued at €100.

If you are interested in participating, please email cultura@ayto-denia.es.

Until June 2, registration will be free. For participants registering on on the same day of the competition, the cost will be €5.

The five awarded works will be exhibited in the House of Culture of Denia from June 15 to 30, 2017.

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Benissa welcomes new concierge Benissa Town Council has made use of a subsidy from the Servef, EMCORD programme and related grants within the programme of employment for the year 2016 and has welcomed a new member of staff to its concierge facility.

The programme promotes the hiring of unemployed people in the municipality in collaboration with the Local Authorities of Valencia.

Finestrat nominated for rural tourism award

by Tahnee Wright The municipality of Finestrat has been selected by rural holiday booking website escapadarural.com to qualify for the IV Coetur Awards, in recognition of its efforts to promote rural tourism.

Escapadarural.com has over 950,000 registered travellers on its site and promotes over 15,000 ‘rural escapes’ across Europe. With this nomination, Finestrat is the only municipality representing the Valencian Community, versus other rural destinations in Madrid, Galicia, Catalonia, Extremadura, Basque Country and La Rioja.

The recognition comes after many months of hard work from the consistory in collaboration with INVATTUR - to define the municipality as an Intelligent Tourist Destination (DTI) particularly focusing on its rural areas.

The Mayor of Finestrat and Head of Tourism, Juan Francisco Perez, expressed his gratitude for the nomination for the Coetur Awards, which will be drawn at the IV European Congress of Rural Tourism, held on May 23 and 24 in Asturias ‘Being selected is already an incentive for the consistory to continue in its efforts. Finestrat has a treasure - its beaches of the cove, the natural surroundings of the Puig Campana. And this nomination comes to recognise the efforts being made by the City Council to regenerate and promote indoor tourism with sporting events and also events such as the recent Gastronomic and Traditional Mercat of the historic centre.’

The Mayor also highlighted the project of BTT Centre in the Font del Moli and the ‘Descubre Finestrat’ guided tours.

The actions in the rural area include, in turn, the reconstruction of houses of the old town with the purpose of converting them in to regulated tourist accommodations.

All forthcoming actions are part of the Master Plan as the City of Finestrat vies become an Intelligent Tourist Destination - ‘that is, a sustainable destination that improves the quality of life of residents, optimises the experiences of tourists and uses technology as a tool to improve services through real-time data collection.’

Benitachell youngsters bounce back

Benitachell saw great success this weekend as many participated in the free youthorientated self-defence workshop on Saturday.

The workshop, organised by Toni Colomer, Head of the Department of Sports, was designed for children and adolescents, from six to 17 years, guiding as to the appropriate defence tools to react in time to a possible threat.

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Lionsclub International celebrates 100 years of service

by Tahnee Wright The Lions Organisation celebrates its centenary this year. The Lionsclub was founded in June 1917 in Chicago by businessman Melvin Jones. The club is an international service club and has today 1.35 million members worldwide.

In 1925 a lady writer, Helen Keller, who was deaf and blind, suggested the club to become Knight of the blinds. Since then the club adopted many aims to support, but in Spain the Lions stayed close to this first aim.

The Melvin Jones Centre of recycled glasses is located in San Vincente. Many opticians bring their no-longer-used glasses to the centre and they are sent on to Latin America, Africa and also to European countries.

The Lionsclub in Alfaz del Pi has British, Spanish, Dutch and Flemish members.

Annually they organise events such as a Flamenco show which, in 2016, was attended by 400 people and raised funds for the food bank in Alfaz.

For those who are interested in golf there

is an annual charity ‘Pitch and Putt’ tournament.

Children love to get involved in the annual ‘Peace Contest’ an art-based project which sees the winner in Madrid, where there is a selection of all schools participating and the final winner goes to the USA in company of their family.

For the younger ones there is the Saint Nicolas celebration in the beginning of December. The children get packages with fruits and sweets from Saint Nicolas. This celebration is

The recycled glasses being put to good use

attended by children of all nationalities.

If you are interested in attending a meeting of the Lions Club, they are usually held in the Casa Cultura of Alfaz del Pi every second

Thursday of the month.

For more information, please get in touch with Bernardina Martini - 608 541 299 or Peter de Lint – 669 943 734.

Red Cross applicants put through their paces on the Arenal Over the bank holiday weekend, the provincial office of the Red Cross conducted recruitment tests in Javea on the Arenal beach, with over 100 candidates competing for a place on the team responsible for monitoring the beaches of the province. All candidates had to have completed first aid and water rescue training of no less than 100 hours prior to submitting their applications. Candidates first faced a theory exam – testing their knowledge both across health care and aquatic rescue procedures. They then faced a practical exam, with a ‘victim’ in respiratory cardiopulmonary arrest before competing in a 400 metres swim race.

Jalon Valley A.R.C Annual General Meeting The upstairs space in Claudia’s Bar in Jalon (opposite Aleluya Bar across from the rastro car park) will play host to the annual general meeting of A.R.C on Wednesday May 24 at 2.00pm.

An agenda will be issued shortly and A.R.C would like to invite all current volunteers and anyone interested in learning more about the chaity’s plans for the forthcoming year to attend.

A.R.C are always ready to welcome new volunteers and anyone interested in helping in their chaityshop, walking the dogs and fostering and/ or weaning of puppies and kittens should get in touch with either Sally, Jayne or Carol and/ or attend the AGM. A.R.C are also in need of new committee members and in particular, require a secretary who has administration experience, along with a number of people to form a fundraising sub-committee. The charity has several events planned for the forthcoming year but require assistance to ensure their sucess.

For more information, please get in touch with Sally - 625 985 689, Jayne - 649 310 285 or Carol – 616 103 167.

The Costa Blanca Anglo Spanish Association in Gata de Gorgosa On April 20, several members of the Costa Blanca Anglo Spanish Association went on an outing to Gata de Gorgos.

The group met at the Restaurant Arrels, where they enjoyed lunch before heading on to the Joan Cashmira Guitar Factory for a guided visit.

Members were talked through each of the various stages of guitar-making and learnt that the quality of the guitar is largely dependent on the type of wood used, with rosewood considered especially suitable for the purpose.At the end of the tour, Secretary Jenny Bond purchased a guitar, which maker Antonio expertly tuned for her.

The Costa Blanca Anglo Spanish Association is a non-profit association boasting approximately 110 expatriate members.

The principal aim of the Association is to give members the opportunity to increase their knowledge and understanding of Spain; its history, geography and culture.

For more information, visit www.anglospanish.org or get in touch – anglospansec@gmail.com. The association has a varied programme throughout the year and annual membership is only €20.

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A trolley good dash Supermarket Sweep hit the aisles of a Villajoyosa cash and carry last week, when two lucky RTN competition winners had a mad ‘Trolley Dash’ around the store.

Prize winners, Carol Tustin from Callosa d’en Sarria and Gillian Lindop, who lives close by in Villajoyosa, both had the opportunity to have a good look around the Ex-Pats Cash and Carry before the store closed to the public.

Then, Ex-Pats owner, Gary Clayton went through the rules of the two minute dash, explaining the winners could only pick up one of anything and no multi-item packs were allowed, otherwise there were no restrictions.Although she had actually won the competition, Carol decided to let her husband Martin complete the dash, with firm instructions on what should go into the trolley.

Wearing training shoes for extra speed, Martin moved around the aisles quickly, picking items out guided by carol and encouraged by Gary and his team of staff.

When the two minutes were up, Martin smiled, mighty pleased with his haul, which included a prized large gammon joint.

However, vegetarian Carol was less than happy that although he’d rushed down the right aisle, he’d forgotten her Quorn products.Next up, Gillian took a more measured approach heading towards the dry goods section, finishing with a dash around the frozen food aisles.She too was very happy with the end result, which included best value items such as coffee and English tea, which can be expensive here in Spain.

Owner Gary, pleased with how successful the competition had been, told RTN: “ We’ve been open twelve years now and we used to run ‘trolley dash’ competition’s regularly when we first opened, but we haven’t run one for about ten years until today. People don’t realise just how big the store is either”, he said, adding he and his team of staff “must walk at least six or seven miles a day around these aisles”.

Agreeing with the owner, both prize winners, said it was probably the shortest two minutes of their life as

L-R Gillian Lindop, Gary Clayton (Ex-Pats owner), Carol and Martin Tustin

their minds went blank when the pressure was on, in such a large store with so many items.Gary hopes to run more competitions in the future too, “It’s such a fun competition to be part of”, he said, “Life is too short and we all need to

have a good laugh every now and then”Last word went to Martin, who, on his way out of the store, looked to his right and seeing a large stand by the till said, “ Oh no, look at all those batteries, I walked straight past them!! “

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Four-legged fundraising at AKIRA

AKIRA Dog Sanctuary was founded on April 1, 2011 after local animal lovers noticed a need for a shelter in the areas of Benissa, Teulada and Moraira.

by Tahnee Wright After a lot of hard work and effort, the shelter in Benissa was completed and opened its doors on April 4, 2016; a full five years after AKIRA’s conception.AKIRA have rescued to date hundreds of abandoned dogs and re-homed them in Spain, Holland, Germany and the UK. During the year 2014 alone, despite not having a shelter, AKIRA rescued 128 dogs and re-homed 100.

AKIRA opened their charity shop in Avenida de Portet, Moraira on February 1, 2013 and thanks to all their volunteers, this was such a big success that they moved into a much larger shop a few doors down, at 21 Avenida de Portet, Moraira in June 2015.

The AKIRA charity shop is open Monday – Saturday 10.00am – 1.30pm and on Tuesdays and Thursdays they also open in the evening 5.00pm 7.00pm. AKIRA continue to look for more sponsors to help fund the shelter and its ongoing running costs.

They have already been recognised for their tremendous efforts by Liberty Seguros, Royal Canin, Restaurant Jacaranda, Clinica Aliaga, the famous guitarist Brian May from Queen, Family Charlton, Family Barnett, Family Oosterhaven, Family Rene, Family Waters, Alliance Partnership, Coopers Removal, Casa Antigua, Hans Hobi and Maria Enz, Christianes Hundesalon and Canned Sunlight,The board – Liz Dickson, Pam North, Louise Smee, Gillian Hayward, Peter Tilsley, Anne Perry and Steve Funnel always need volunteers and there’s a wide variety of activities to get involved in – •Walking and playing with the dogs •Washing the dogs •Fundraising Committee •On the day event assistance

•Shop assistants for the charity shop in Moraira •Help finding sponsors AKIRA’s Fundraising Committee has been very active since 2011, organising BBQs, dances, a twice-monthly bookstall at Moraira Market, wine-tastings, garden parties and monthly quiz nights in Benissa.

Their Annual May Fayre at Font Santa is always a remarkable success and will be held this year on Sunday May 21 from 12.30pm – 5.00pm.Promising a great family day out, guests will be kept well and truly entertained

by Mike Lee from Le Cabaret who will MC the afternoon, the Javea Gems Cheerleaders and Marcia’s Dance School as they browse the trader stalls, try their luck on

the tombola and enjoy a treat from the cake stand.

Not to mention there will be face-painting available for the younger ones whilst the older ones can relax at the bar!For more information on AKIRA or to get involved, check out ‘Akira DogSanctuary’ on Facebook / http://www.akira-animals.com / call 657 689 567 or email akirashelter@aol.com.

European ‘Afternoon Tea’ in Teulada-Moraira

The Area Recreativa Fonta Santa on Carretera Teulada-Moraira will play host to a multi-national afternoon tea on Saturday May 13.Organised by the ayuntamiento in collaboration with The U3A Band, Grup de Danses Fonta Santa and DCCB, all attending should bring a small picnic with goodies from their country to share. The event will take place between 5.00pm and 8.00pm with entertainment from Grup de Danses Fonta Santa, the Golden Oldies Music Group and Chor DCCB. All are invited to enjoy this unique opportunity - sample a variety of cuisines and make some new friends.

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Follow their slime trails by

Michael Walsh

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British media is full of let’s incinerate the Russian Federation and teach Putin a lesson bombast. He did something wrong?

Seriously, just what illegal substances are government officials and tabloid editors on?

Like the other 220 nations Russia doesn’t threaten the UK or its interests. However, this much provoked state has the means and the will to turn the UK into a glass-strewn parking lot if it feels threatened. Russian parliamentarian Frants Klintsevich doesn’t mince his words. “Britain’s threat deserves a tough answer.”

The First Deputy of the Russian Defence Committee adds: “Russian cannot conquer Europe or the US through invasion or occupation. It is absolutely evident and thus pointless (to do so). It is high time to remind (London) of the vulnerability of its territory, which could be literally wiped off the face of the earth.”

Russia is perfectly entitled to react to British Defence Secretary Michael Fallon threatens to use nuclear weapons pre-emptively. This privately educated idiot never held a proper job, ran a business and never wore anything but a school uniform. Yet, without feeling it necessary to give reason or consult the people, he absurdly threatens the annihilation of the world’s second most powerful nuclear-armed superpower.

Britain’s infamous ‘if it bleeds it leads’ red top tabloids took up the cry. The Daily Mail, ‘So how do you like it, Vlad?’ This newspaper had earlier confused Latvia on the Baltic Sea with landlocked Mordovia 1,500km distant.

Déjà vu: British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain on August 16, 1939: “History will judge the Press generally to have been the principle cause of war.”

Alexander Khrolenko takes a more positive view. The international affairs analyst says the main purpose of

war rhetoric is to drive up arms sales. Sardonically, he alludes to taxpaying Britons paying for war with their incinerated ashes or their tax obligations.

Until they are elected British MPs are a run o’ the mill lot who aren’t particularly wealthy. However, after their being elected, 78% of MPs are millionaires. Why? Because MPs and the Lords pass legislation that favour corporate interests. Then, having made trading conditions favourable they invest in corporations including

the taxpayer subsidised armaments industries.

Senators who voted to attack Syria received 83 per cent more campaign money from military contractors than lawmakers voting no.

The West’s legislators and corporate media should have their investments carefully scrutinised. I would put money on it that their slime trail leads straight to their stockbroker’s office. The fact is, every time we vote for politicians we vote for war.

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May 1st –A Wellington Day by

Colin Bird

An anniversary that went virtually unnoticed his week was May 1st 1769, the birth of Arthur Wellesley Duke of Wellington.

Born in Dublin to aristocratic British parents, his first love as a boy was music. But his widowed mother anxious for her son not to be labelled a wuss, insisted he join the army where he was commissioned as a major, serving as the aide-de-camp to the Lord Lieutenant of Ireland. A bloke about as popular with the Irish as St George at a dragon convention.

At age 26 he became Lieutenant Colonel in the 33rd Infantry Regiment of Foot, a rank he purchased with a loan from his brother, and was first bloodied in the disastrous Flanders campaign.

In spite of this failed attempt to put paid to the First French Republic, Wellesley acquired a taste for war and obviously thought to himself: “I’ll have some more of that”.

After returning home he soon left again for India where he covered himself in glory, not to mention curry sauce, and was awarded a knighthood for his efforts along with a promotion to the rank of Major General. In fact he was the very model of a modern major general.

A year after returning to England, he became the M.P. for Rye, and shortly after was appointed Chief Secretary of Ireland.

But he continued with his military career despite his parliamentary duties and took part in campaigns in the Peninsular War where he was made army commander and promoted to Field Marshall.

But Waterloo is the one name above all others that is synonymous with Wellesley, who had by this time been granted a Dukedom.

The Prussians under the command of General Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher - a name that if mispronounced sounds like someone trying to cough up a fish bone – played a decisive role in the battle, and along with other coalition forces under the command of Wellington, they finally defeated Napoleon’s army on the evening of Sunday 18th June 1815.If anything, Wellington is perhaps under appreciated.

Apart from Waterloo and his status as Commander-in-Chief of the British army – a position he held up until his death – he also became Prime Minister twice and later a leading figure in the House of Lords.He is still regarded as one of the finest military tacticians of all time and is truly one of the greats of British history.

Happy birthday Arthur.

Are Spaniards more honest than Brits?

As the US commemorated ‘National Honesty Day’ last week, language exchange app Tandem polled its members across Europe, Russia and China to compare the differences in honesty around the globe.

Likely to be dishonest to their family were Chinese respondents (38 per cent) while Russians (32 per cent) found it hardest to be honest during school and university and Brits most commonly lie to their colleagues at work (26 per cent).

Nearly half of those Italian respondents (45 per cent) would go so far as to lie about their health to avoid work, as well as over a third of Russians (34 per cent) and Germans (31 per cent).

However, when asked to name the most dishonest of seven top professions including estate agents, lawyers, politicians and journalists, a more unanimous result was declared across the world.

Over half (58 per cent) of all respondents voted politicians the most dishonest; in Spain (86 per cent), Italy (71 per cent), UK (69 per cent), Russia (55 per cent), France (54 per cent) and Germany (53 per cent).

From nation to nation, the most dishonest respondents resided in the UK (62 per cent), China (62 per cent) and Russia (61 per cent), followed by France (59 per cent) and Germany (55 per cent) who each admitted to telling a few regular lies. Spain however was found to be the most trustworthy, with over three quarters (78 per cent) declaring they were very honest, followed by over half of Italian respondents (55 per cent).

Respondents also admitted that it wasn't just zdults that they lie to, with Brits (70 per cent) and Russians (69 per cent) tending to favour the little white lies and tales of fairies and superheroes told to children, while scare tactics of ghosts and monsters prove most effective with children in China (76 per cent) and France (68 per cent).

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Colours Basic Spanish for everyday needs by

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I thought we could start back with a subject that wasn´t too taxing, although I did struggle a little to think of something that I haven’t written about before.

I mean, I have written in the region of 300 articles about the Spanish language, and sometimes I accidentally write the same one twice. Anyway, inspiration came to me earlier on in the shower – I’ve never written about colours!

I presume you know the basic ones – “rojo”, “azul”, “amarillo”, “verde”. Some people are surprised by the word for brown – “marrón” as they assume it means “maroon”. “Marrón” is also used colloquially to mean “a mess” or “a pain” (the mental association, for me any way, is “a heap of ..” something). “Blanco” obviously means “white” but it also means “blank”. “Tener la mente en blanco” means to have a blank mind, or “to go blank”. Next time this happens when you’re speaking Spanish, maybe you could remember to say “tengo la mente en blanco” – except that then it would be true – never mind!

In English we say “black and white” but the Spanish put the words in the opposite order “blanco y

More than 2,000 people visit the exhibition of Sala Coll The anthological exhibition of the painter Miguel Sala Coll closed last week after having received an exceptional number of visitors. Over the month-long exhibition, more than 2,000 people visited the Lambert Arts Center in Javea to enjoy the oil paintings of the local artist, who specialises in depicting marina and everyday-life scenes.

Javea’s Councillor for Culture, Quico Moragues expressed great satisfaction over the reception of the exhibition and also the reception of the exhibition of Rosa Padilla which is still in full swing in the Casa del Cable, sharing space with the newly-opened exhibition of the ‘Illes del Mon’ on the avenida Marina Espanola.

negro”, abbreviated to B/N when discussing photos and adverts. In between those two we have “gris” which has a pronunciation closer to the English word “grease” that the first half of the word “gristle”. Orange is the same word as the fruit “naranja” and pink is the same word as the flower “rosa”. Both of these colours, along with “crema” end in the letter “a”. Remember that colours are adjectives and as such change their endings to agree with the nouns they describe. This means that those which end in “o” change four times – “libro negro, silla negra, libros negros, sillas negras”. Those that don’t end in “o” can only change twice – “libro verde, silla verde, libros verdes, sillas verdes”. Also, remember that if the adjective ends in a consonant (e.g. azul) we add “es” to make the plural, as in “ojos azules”. Anyway, going back to “rosa”, “naranja” and “crema” these also only change twice – that is, they retain the “a” ending for both masculine and feminine singular

“vestido rosa” “papel naranja” but add the “s” as usual for plurals.

The word for purple varies according to shade. “Morado” is dark purple and there is also “violeta”, “lila” and “malva”. Amongst the reds is a popular colour called “granate”. We actually don’t have a common single word in English to describe this colour but I think the closest equivalents are “burgundy” or “claret”. I find that when I get students to describe their furnishings they very quickly find the need for the word “beige”. Interestingly the Spanish have had to import this word and until recently have retained the spelling “beige”. They have now officially changed the spelling to “beis” so it is pronounced similarly to the English word “base”.

Here’s one more thing about colours – how do we say “-ish”? Well, “bluish” is “azulado”, “greenish” is “verdoso” “reddish” is “rojizo” and “yellowish” is “amarillento” –good for those more imprecise moments.

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Is it the end of the road for QROPS? by

Sam Kelly

Managing Partner Chorus Financial

QROPS, or Qualifying Recognised Overseas Pension Schemes, are a type of overseas pension that have been a popular option over the last 10 years with British expats, so why are Chorus not recommending them as the default option to our clients?

QROPS used to offer several benefits over UK based pensions as a transfer option if you lived abroad, but recent changes in legislation have equalised the benefits of transferring to a UK based pension, rather than a QROPS. In addition, HMRC have removed 9 countries and over 30% of existing QROPS providers from their approved list, and introduced new legislation that could lead to a potential tax charge of 25% for new QROPS applications received after March 9th 2017.

So, what is the alternative? At Chorus we recommend you consider a UK based pension called a SIPP. A SIPP offers all the main benefits of a QROPS – flexible access from 55, passing on more to your loved ones, consolidating multiple pensions into one plan – but benefit from lower fees and the protection offered by UK FCA regulation coupled with the Financial Services Compensation Scheme, neither of which are available with a QROPS. SIPPs are often cheaper and are subject to far stricter regulation than QROPS, including full transparent charging, and strict rules for the investments held within your pension. This can lead to

substantially reduced annual costs, often saving clients thousands of pounds a year, and leading to superior growth of your pension funds.

It is worth bearing in mind that many financial advisors in Spain do not have the correct licenses or regulation required to recommend a SIPP so may only use QROPS, even if it is not necessarily the best option for you. We would always recommend getting a second opinion and work with UK regulated pension experts to ensure you receive the best advice.

Chorus are currently offering to review your existing QROPS or potential pension transfer so that we can demonstrate where you could save money, and increase the security of your pension, by moving to a SIPP. Clients are already telling us that they are happy knowing their pensions are being managed in the UK, rather than overseas where they are not familiar with what financial protection and regulation may or may not be in place.

If you are considering a new pension transfer or have an existing QROPS please call me on 664 398 702 or email s.kelly@chorusfinancial.es and I will be happy to review your options for free and without obligation.

Chorus Financial is a trading style of Tourbillon Limited, authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Commission (Gibraltar), Licence Number FSC1118B and registered with the UK FCA as an EEA Authorised firm, reference 539348.

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Diamonds are forever Know your diamonds: The Certificate of Authenticity Whenever you are purchasing a piece of diamond jewellery or indeed loose diamonds, you should be issued with a diamond Certificate of Authenticity (COA). This certificate, also known as a 'diamond grading report', assures the buyer with verification of the quality of the stone. You could say that the certificate resembles a passport.

Let's explore this further...

You may ask the question who issues these certificates?

The Certificate of Authenticity is issued by leading independent experts and the most recognised laboratories are the HRD of Antwerp, the GIA of New-York and the IGI of Antwerp. These organisations conform to global standards so it does not matter where you buy your diamonds, the ruling and validity for certification will be the same.

What does the certificate state?

The certificate will feature the 8 criteria that establishes the quality of a diamond and these are: Carat (Weight) Clarity

Colour Shape Proportions Symmetry Finish Fluorescence What is also important to know?

Diamonds are issued with a unique inscription that corresponds with athe Certificate of Authenticity. The inscription is made by using a very fine laser onto the girdle of the diamond which can only be seen using a gemological microscope.

In general, certification is supplied for diamonds of at least 0.50 carat in size and it is worth adding that the certificate does not contain any details for the value of the diamond. This must be done independently.

To avoid difficulty should you wish to resell or insure your diamonds, note that Certificate of Authenticity issued directly from a jeweller will not be recognised in the industry mainly because the jeweller is not considered to

be an impartial assessor. Its provenance must come from such institutes and laboratories we have recommended above.

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Join Wincham at a “Tea on the Terrace” event in June to discuss your Spanish property concerns?

Spanish Inheritance Tax can be a very misleading subject due to the varying advice and “solutions” spoken and written about in Spain Wincham have been providing professional, friendly and informative advice to our clients to successfully and legally protect their loved ones from the gigantic burden that is Spanish Inheritance Tax. The Wincham solution to Spanish IHT is for the owner/s to invest or purchase their future Spanish property into a UK Limited Company that Wincham can supply.

Other benefits include:Saving of Spanish Property Purchase Tax (6-10%) Spanish Inheritance and Wealth Tax Savings No Spanish Will/Spanish Probate required Reductions of Capital gains Tax No Off-Shore Company Tax Wincham are made up of qualified Lawyers, Tax Consultants, Chartered Accountants, Gestores (Qualified Legal assistants) and Economistas. Whatever your requirements, Wincham

are here to expertly and efficiently supply you with the best advice and service on all Spanish property matters. We recognise that every customer property requirement is different and this is why our experienced team listen carefully so that we can deliver an excellent and precise bespoke service to help generate the results you wish to achieve.

Other Wincham services include:UK and Spanish Probate Estate Agents Property Legal Advice and Conveyancing Accountancy & Tax Services Off the Shelf Corporate Solutions UK Buy to Let Property Advice Wincham are delighted to announce that during the Month of June we will be hosting our “Tea on the Terrace” events in Calpe, Altea, and Javea. Offering complimentary one to one appointments with our consultants, giving you the opportunity to discuss your individual circumstances regarding your Spanish property.

Venue

Diamante Hotel, Calpe SH Hotel Villa Gadea, Altea Parador de Jávea, Javea

Date

Thursday 8th June 2017 Friday 9th June 2017 Saturday 10th June 2017

Appointments are available between 10am to 5pm For details of the “Tea on the Terrace” events please call Wincham on 0034 965 830 991 or 0044 (0) 1260 299 700.

Alternatively please visit www.winchamiht.com to make your appointment with one of our Tax Consultants where you will be provided with a complimentary Spanish Inheritance Tax Illustration.

If Wincham International can assist with any other matters including Legal, Accountancy, Probate, Buying or Selling, then please complete the enquiry form to make an appointment at www.wincham.com

Book an appointment today to meet with one of our Consultants at our "Tea on the Terrace" events in June.

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Trust is what makes a success of digital workplaces Trusting employees by giving them autonomy is the key to making a success of the digital workplace, according to research conducted by Nick van der Meulen of Rotterdam School of Management, Erasmus University (RSM) and MIT’s Center for Information Systems Research (CISR).

In an era where digital workplaces are quickly becoming the norm, the study found that organisations that invest most into these digital workplaces – in employee connectedness and responsive leadership – performed above their direct competitors in their respective industries. This was assessed on a basis of five indicators, including growth in market share, profit growth and employee satisfaction.

The survey of 313 organisations showed that the high-performing organisations have an integrated and company-wide approach to greater employee connectedness. They achieve this by designing physical spaces, digital technologies and social networks specifically focused on enabling more collaborative work.

‘Connectivity built across silos rather than in an isolated fashion is critical to empowering employees to provide seamless customer experiences,’ van der Meulen explains.

In other words, a physical and digital work environment

designed for a collaborative, integrated employee experience enables the delivery of more complex customer solutions.In terms of leadership style, high performers adopt a facilitative approach in which managers trust their employees to decide when, where, and how best to work. Management typically encourages employees to share mistakes and failures, but is also interested in their innovative ideas. Staff are allowed to be flexible, while enabling the entire organisation to learn, innovate and remain competitive.

In addition, these leaders articulate a vision that links workplace design to the organisation’s strategic objectives.

They encourage experimentation with new approaches to work, have a high tolerance for failure of new workplace initiatives and provide continuous learning opportunities.

These companies also tend to have cross-functional digital workplace leadership teams.

The research emphasised that responsive leadership - which is critical in getting full value from the digital workspace - requires a shift in mind-set. Leaders in highperforming companies facilitate workplace design rather than direct it.

‘The end result is that they empower employees to make decisions in the best interest of customer experience and their work,’ Nick van der Meulen added.

Organisations that invest most into digital workplaces performed above their direct competitors

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How do I know that moneycorp understands my requirements here in Spain? by

Kevin Wright Account Manager

Moneycorp

Moneycorp is a UK based company which fully understands that well-informed staff with local knowledge is important to give a great service to our customers. We have offices not only in the UK but also worldwide including, of course, Spain.

Moneycorp Spain has two main offices based in Costa Blanca and Costa del Sol, both of which have grown significantly over the past eleven years. During that time much has changed in the Spanish marketplace and because of our consistent presence, we have been able to address these changes.

Moneycorp understand that there are a large number of British ex-pats who live full time in Spain and need to transfer money regularly from the UK for living expenses, mortgage payments, pensions etc. For these people, we offer a Regular Payment Plan, which is a fully automated service, for your convenience.

Moneycorp also understand how important it is to receive the money on time and we transfer the currency you have purchased, to your destination bank account on the day you specify. For clients

who transfer funds from the UK on an ad-hoc basis Moneycorp offers spot trading on the telephone and our popular Moneycorp online service.

As beautiful as Spain is, there are also a large number of ex-pats who decide that they wish to return to the UK to live. One of the major irritations when doing this are the potential fees such as bank charges and commissions. Again, Moneycorp has stepped in to help and for the past nine years have assisted clients with our repatriation service specifically tailored to the Costa Blanca region.At Moneycorp, our customers’ money is safeguarded in segregated customer bank accounts. Once you have secured a rate of exchange with us and we are in receipt of the currency you are selling, we transfer the currency purchased to your chosen bank account on the day you designate. We have been in Spain for a long time and we intend to stay.For further information about how Moneycorp can help with your currency requirement, please contact us on +34 902887243 or email kevin. wright@moneycorp.com

Moneycorp is a trading name of TTT Moneycorp Ltd. which is authorised and regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority for the provision of payment services.

TTT Moneycorp Limites, Sucursal en España is registered with the banco de España under the code number 6875 and with the Mercantile Registry of Málaga under volume 5461, book 4638, sheet 7, page MA-131271, inscription number 1. Its registered office address is Centro Comercial Cala Sol, Local 108, La Cala de Mijas, 29649 Málaga and its Spanish tax identification number is W8266051E.

legal

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Getting a divorce

by

IGNACIO PELLICER MOLLĂ & PEDRO HEREDIA ORTIZ

LAWYERS

Q A

My husband and I have been seperated for several years.

We now want to file for a divorce.

Where can we file for divorce?

Which is the applicable... law?

When the parties involved cannot decide or agree on the applicable law, the following divorce regulations apply (as set out in Article 5 of the European Regulation EU No. 1259/2010) subject to the law of the State: a) Where the spouses have their usual residence at the time of the lodging the lawsuit b) Where the spouses had their last usual residence, provided that the period of residence did not end more than one year before the filing of the complaint, and that one of them still resides there at the time of lodging the lawsuit or, failing that; c) The nationality of both spouses at the time of the filing of the complaint or, failing that, d) Before the Courts where the application was made.

According to the European Commission, there are about 16 million international couples in the EU, whose members come from different Member States or living in an EU country of which neither is a national.

Family law remains the exclusive competence of the national authorities. The EU regulations include provisions to ensure respect for the legal system of each country.

The information provided in this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues.

If you have any further questions about this or any other legal matter, please do not hesitate to contact us; we have a team of experts standing by to assist you in any way we can. Call 965 480 737 or 606 056 282 or email info@pellicerheredia.com Videos at www.pellicerheredia.com

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Sammy Kruz reporting for duty.

A few quick tip-bits about myself to get us started.

I have been living in Benidorm for the last 10 years, having tried my hand at many things from karaoke host to Radio presenter I finally found my true place in this wonderful and diverse seaside town! I currently manage a fabulous bar in the Old Town, called Sensations, and guest DJ at People’s Night Club. On top of that, I am very proud to be a part of the committee that are responsible for Benidorm Pride, taking charge of the entertainment and staging of this wicked event! Enough about little old me! Let the entertainment gossip commence!

The Sound Of Music UK Singles Charts Top 5 1. Symphony Clean Bandit ft Zara Larsson

On everyone’s lips Love it or hate it … Eurovision is upon us!

2. Shape Of You Ed Sheeran 3. Galway Girl Ed Sheeran 4. Sign Of The Times Harry Styles 5.

Passionfruit Drake

The Eurovision Song Contest 2017 will be the 62nd edition of the Eurovision Song Contest. It will take place in the International Exhibition Centre in Kiev, Ukraine, following Ukraine's victory at the 2016 contest in Stockholm with the song "1944", written and performed by Jamala. This will be the second time the contest takes place in Kiev, after 2005.

The contest is expected to consist of two semi-finals on 9 and 11 May and the final on 13 May 2017.

Celebrated TV comic Graham Norton will host the event in the UK. He has been the UK’s ESC commentator since 2009 and become increasingly popular since Terry Wogan retired from the gig.

Forty-two countries will participate in the 2017 contest. Portugal and Romania are to return to the contest, both having been absent from the 2016 edition. After returning in 2016, Bosnia and Herzegovina has withdrawn again due to financial difficulties. Russia announced their withdrawal on 13 April 2017, after their singer, Yulia Samoylova, was banned from entering Ukraine after the government said she had illegally travelled directly to Crimea from Russia, a region that was annexed by Russia in 2014, to give a performance. Blooming politics, cant it just be about the music?

Lucie Jones will be representing the UK with her track “Never Give Up On You”

The money Living is Spain I rarely get a chance to watch British telly. However, the one show I adore is The Graham Norton Show. The host is OK! The guests he has on the sofa are mind-blowing!

A bit about him.

Graham William Walker, better known by his stage name Graham Norton, is a famous Irish comedian, actor, commentator, TV presenter and writer-columnist. In 1998 he established a production company “So Television” with Graham Stuart. This company still produces Norton’s chat shows, such as the famous “So Graham Norton” and “The Graham Norton Show”. When Norton decided to sell this company in 2012, he received about $28 million!

He also earns millions of dollars thanks to his acting and writings; today Norton’s income reaches well over $5 million per year!

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BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

7:00am 10:15am 11:00am 12:00pm 12:45pm 1:15pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 2:45pm 3:15pm 4:00pm 4:45pm 5:30pm

6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 10:30pm 11:00pm 11:25pm 11:35pm 12:25am

7:00am 7:30am 8:15am

9:00am 10:00am 2:00pm 2:30pm

3:00pm 5:00pm 5:35pm 6:15pm 7:00pm 7:45pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 12:05am

7:00am 9:30am 10:25am 11:30am 1:30pm 2:30pm 2:55pm 3:00pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 11:40pm

Breakfast Rip Off Britain Homes Under the Hammer The Wanted Claimed and Shamed Bargain Hunt BBC News BBC London News Doctors The Boss Escape to the Country Garden Rescue Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Pointless BBC News BBC London News The One Show A Question of Sport EastEnders MasterChef Have I Got News for You Hospital People BBC News BBC London News The Graham Norton Show Witless

Flog it! Trade Secrets Garden Rescue Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is The World According to Kids Election 2017 Two Tribes Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman Election 2017 Coast Red Rock Flog It! Celebrity Eggheads Debatable Great British Menu Gardeners’ World Grand Tours of Scotland Versailles QI Newsnight Later... with Jools Holland

5:35pm Red Rock

Good Morning Britain Lorraine The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News ITV News London Judge Rinder Culinary Genius Tipping Point Babushka ITV News London ITV Evening News Emmerdale Coronation Street Judge Rinder’s Crime Stories Coronation Street Lethal Weapon ITV News and Weather ITV News London American Gangster

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

itv2

7:00am 7:45am 8:10am 8:35am 9:00am 9:35am 10:05am 10:35am 11:05am 12:05pm 1:00pm 1:05pm 2:05pm 3:10pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 12:05am

7:00am 10:15am 12:15pm 1:10pm 1:15pm

2:15pm 2:45pm 3:15pm 4:15pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm

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7:00am 7:10am 7:35am 8:20am 9:00am 9:30am 10:00am 10:35am 11:25am 12:20pm 1:25pm 1:55pm 2:30pm 3:00pm 3:50pm 4:55pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 12:10am

Countdown Will and Grace Will and Grace Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Frasier Car S.O.S. Ramsay’s Hotel Hell Channel 4 News The Question Jury Posh Pawnbrokers Countdown Fifteen to One A Place in the Sun Four in a Bed Extreme Cake Makers The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News Unreported World Posh Pawn Gogglebox Britain Today Tonight Britain Today Tonight 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Childrens TV The Wright Stuff GPs: Behind Closed Doors 5 News Lunchtime The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Home and Away Neighbours NCIS Undercover Bridesmaid 5 News Neighbours Home and Away 5 News Tonight Cricket on 5: England v Ireland The Final Mystery of Stonehenge Spectacular Spain with Alex Polizzi It’s Complicated

E4 The Hot Desk You’ve Been Framed!

Below Deck The Ellen De Generes Show Emmerdale Emmerdale You’ve Been Framed!

Psych Below Deck Who’s Doing the Dishes?

Emmerdale Emmerdale You’ve Been Framed!

The Ellen De Generes Show The Jeremy Kyle Show The Jeremy Kyle Show Judge Rinder You’ve Been Framed!

You’ve Been Framed!

Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men Delivery Man Family Guy

7:00am 7:30am 7:55am 8:55am 9:55am 11:00am 12:00pm 1:00pm 1:30pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 3:00pm 3:30pm 4:00pm 4:30pm 5:00pm 5:30pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 12:15am

The Hot Desk Emmerdale Omnibus Coronation Street Omnibus Britain’s Got Talent Britain’s Got More Talent Take Me Out Take Me Out: The Gossip You’ve Been Framed!

Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang FYI Daily Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang Paul Blart: Mall Cop FYI Daily Paul Blart: Mall Cop Scorpion Britain’s Got More Talent Celebrity Juice Family Guy

7:00am 7:25am 7:45am 8:05am 8:35am 9:35am 10:05am 10:35am 11:00am 11:30am 12:00pm 12:30pm 1:00pm 1:30pm 3:15pm 5:30pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 10:00pm 12:10am

Hollyoaks Coach Trip Baby Daddy Rules of Engagement Melissa and Joey Baby Daddy How I Met Your Mother New Girl New Girl Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brooklyn Nine-Nine New Girl New Girl The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Safe House The Big Bang Theory

SATURDAY 6th May BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

7:00am 11:00am 12:30pm

1:00pm 2:00pm 2:15pm

2:45pm 3:45pm 4:45pm 5:30pm 6:30pm 7:10pm 7:20pm 7:30pm 8:20pm 9:05pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:20pm 12:40am

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1:00pm 1:30pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 4:20pm 5:20pm 5:55pm 6:25pm 7:25pm 8:20pm

9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:50pm 12:35am

7:00am 7:25am 7:35am 7:40am

8:00am 8:05am 8:30am 8:55am

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11:20am 12:20pm 1:20pm 1:25pm 2:30pm

5:00pm

5:30pm 6:15pm 7:15pm 7:25pm 7:45pm 9:00pm 10:15pm

Breakfast Saturday Kitchen Live Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites Football Focus BBC News Usain Bolt: The Final Chapter Athletics Bargain Hunt Escape to the Country Final Score Who Dares Wins BBC News BBC London News Pointless Doctor Who Casualty Michael Mcintyre BBC News Match of the Day Murder in Successville

That’s Entertainment! 3 Talking Pictures Silk Stockings Monty Halls’ Great Hebridean Escape Great British Menu Great British Menu Great British Menu Four for Texas Trust Me, I’m a Vet Flog It! Gardeners’ World Springwatch Japan’s Northern Wilderness Trump on Culture: Brave New World?

Grand Tours of Scotland Dad’s Army Nightcrawler QI XL Versailles

Bottom Knocker Street Sooty Share a Story Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures Oddbods Marvel’s Avengers Assemble Thunderbirds are Go Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu ITV News Weekend ITV Racing: The Opening Show Judge Rinder Tipping Point ITV News Bigheads ITV Racing: Live From Newmarket Paul O’Grady: For The Love of Dogs Catchphrase Britain’s Got More Talent ITV News London ITV News Take Me Out Britain’s Got Talent The Keith and Paddy Picture Show

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

itv2

7:15am 7:40am 8:10am 8:35am 9:00am 9:25am 9:55am 10:25am 10:55am 11:25am 11:55am 12:30pm 1:00pm

1:55pm 2:55pm 3:30pm 4:00pm 4:35pm

5:35pm 6:35pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 12:35am

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6:10pm 6:15pm

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8:25pm 8:30pm

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Mobil 1 The Grid Motorsport King of Queens Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Frasier The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Big House, Little House Location, Location, Location Channel 4 News The Restoration Man Walking Through Time The Fault in Our Stars Ghost

Childrens TV Access Criminals Caught on Camera Police Interceptors On Benefits On Benefits: Breadline Brummies On Benefits The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

5 News Weekend NCIS: Los Angeles NCIS Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves 5 News Weekend Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves Football on 5

BBC1 Breakfast Match of the Day The Andrew Marr Show The Big Questions Sunday Politics Bargain Hunt BBC News Homes Under the Hammer Money for Nothing Escape to the Country Points of View Songs of Praise Pointless BBC News BBC London News Countryfile Antiques Roadshow Babs Mrs. Brown‘s Boys BBC London News Match of the Day 2 The Women’s Football Show

BBC2 7:15am A to Z of TV Gardening 8:00am The Instant Gardener 8:45am Gardeners’ World 9:15am The Beechgrove Garden 9:45am Countryfile 10:45am Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:15pm Great British Menu 12:45pm Great British Menu 1:15pm MOTD2 Extra 2:00pm Natural World 3:00pm Equestrian 5:00pm Rowing 6:30pm Flog It! 6:55pm The Terminal 9:00pm Mexico 10:00pm Dara and Ed’s Road to

Mandalay 11:00pm The True Story 12:40am The Reluctant

Fundamentalist

Rude(Ish) Tube The Goldbergs The Goldbergs The Goldbergs Made in Chelsea Melissa and Joey Melissa and Joey Melissa and Joey Melissa and Joey Melissa and Joey The Goldbergs The Goldbergs The Goldbergs Astro Boy The Net The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Hanna Gogglebox

12:20am Family Guy

SUNDAY 7th May 7:00am 8:40am 10:00am 11:00am 12:00pm 1:15pm 2:00pm 2:15pm 3:15pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 5:15pm 5:50pm 6:35pm 6:50pm 7:00pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:30pm 11:20pm 11:30pm 12:40am

E4

ITV1 7:00am Bottom Knocker Street 7:25am Sooty 7:35am Share a Story 7:40am Dino Dan:

Trek’s Adventures 8:00am Oddbods 8:05am Marvel’s Avengers Assemble 8:30am Thunderbirds are Go 8:55am Ninjago:

Masters of Spinjitzu 9:25am ITV News 9:30am Weekend 10:25am Countrywise 11:00am Peston on Sunday 12:00pm Judge Rinder 1:00pm ITV News 1:10pm Britain’s Got Talent 2:30pm ITV Racing:

Live From Newmarket 5:05pm Diamonds are Forever 7:35pm ITV News London 7:40pm ITV News 8:00pm Bigheads 9:00pm The Durrells 10:00pm Grantchester 11:00pm ITV News 11:20pm Peston on Sunday 12:20am Rugby

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

itv2

E4

7:15am King of Queens 8:30am Everybody Loves Raymond 9:30am Frasier 10:00am Frasier 10:30am Sunday Brunch 1:30pm Eat the Week with Iceland 2:30pm The Simpsons 3:00pm The Simpsons 3:30pm Ghostbusters II 5:40pm World’s Most Expensive Cars 6:40pm George Clarke’s Old House,

New Home 7:35pm Channel 4 News 8:00pm Escape to Costa Rica 9:00pm Captain America:

The First Avenger 11:25pm Prometheus 1:45am Ramsay’s Kitchen

Nightmares USA

7:00am Childrens TV 11:30am Football on 5 11:55am Criminals Caught

on Camera 12:25pm Police Interceptors 1:20pm Police Interceptors 2:20pm Cats and Dogs 4:00pm Puppies Make You

Laugh Out Loud 5:00pm Cats Make You Laugh

Out Loud 3 7:00pm 5 News 7:05pm Journey 2:

The Mysterious Island 8:00pm One Day International

Cricket 9:00pm Football on 5 9:55pm 5 News Weekend 10:00pm When Magic Goes

Horribly Wrong 11:00pm Comedy Gold:

Tv’s Funniest Ever

Sketches 12:30am Football on 5

7:00am Totally Bonkers

Guinness World Records 7:25am Emmerdale Omnibus 9:50am Coronation Street Omnibus 12:20pm Take Me Out 1:40pm Mr. Magorium’s Wonder

Emporium 2:40pm FYI Daily 2:45pm Mr. Magorium’s Wonder

Emporium 3:30pm Miss Congeniality 2:

Armed and Fabulous 4:30pm FYI Daily 4:35pm Miss Congeniality 2:

Armed and Fabulous 5:45pm Britain’s Got Talent 7:00pm Britain’s Got More Talent 8:05pm Evan Almighty 9:05pm FYI Daily 9:10pm Evan Almighty 10:00pm Take Me Out: The Gossip 11:00pm Family Guy 11:30pm Family Guy 12:00am Family Guy

7:00am Couples Come Dine with Me 7:55am Hollyoaks Omnibus 10:25am Made in Chelsea 11:30am The Goldbergs 12:00pm The Goldbergs 12:30pm The Goldbergs 1:00pm Black-Ish:

Just Christmas, Baby 1:30pm Baby Daddy 2:00pm Kevin Can Wait 2:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 3:00pm New Girl 3:30pm Rude(Ish) Tube Shorts 3:40pm The Big Bang Theory 4:10pm The Big Bang Theory 4:40pm The Big Bang Theory 5:10pm The Big Bang Theory 5:40pm The Spy Next Door 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory 8:00pm The Big Bang Theory 8:30pm The Big Bang Theory 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory 9:30pm The Big Bang Theory 10:00pm Marvel’s Agents of

S.H.I.E.L.D. 11:00pm Tattoo Fixers 12:00am Tattoo Fixers

9pm Capitan America: The First Avenger

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MONDAY 8th May BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

7:00am Breakfast 10:15am Rip Off Britain 11:00am Homes Under the Hammer 12:00pm A1:

Britain’s Longest Road 12:45pm Claimed and Shamed 1:15pm Bargain Hunt 2:00pm BBC News at One 2:30pm BBC London News 2:45pm Doctors 3:15pm The Boss 4:00pm Escape to the Country 4:45pm Garden Rescue 5:30pm Put Your Money Where Your

Mouth Is 6:15pm Pointless 7:00pm BBC News 7:30pm BBC London News 8:00pm The One Show 8:30pm Panorama 9:00pm EastEnders 9:30pm Room 101 10:00pm MasterChef 11:00pm BBC News 11:30pm BBC London News 11:45pm Match of the Day 12:15am Have I Got a Bit More

News for You

7:00am 7:30am 8:15am

9:00am 10:00am 12:00pm 1:00pm 2:00pm 3:00pm 3:50pm 4:50pm 5:30pm 6:15pm 7:00pm 7:45pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm

11:00pm 11:30pm 12:15am

7:00am 9:30am 10:25am 11:30am 1:30pm 2:30pm 2:55pm 3:00pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:25pm

7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm

9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:40pm 11:50pm 12:55am

My Life in Books Garden Rescue Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Antiques Roadshow Victoria Derbyshire BBC Newsroom Live The Daily Politics Athletics Natural World Who Do You Think You Are? Red Rock Red Rock Antiques Road Trip Celebrity Eggheads Debatable Great British Menu Nature’s Weirdest Events Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond the Lobby Mock the week Newsnight Second Chance Summer: Tuscany

Good Morning Britain Lorraine The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News ITV News London Dickinson’s Real Deal Culinary Genius Tipping Point Babushka ITV News London Party Election Broadcast by the Conservative Party ITV Evening News Emmerdale Coronation Street Tonight - The Leader Interviews: Tim Farron Coronation Street Little Boy Blue ITV News and Weather ITV News London Don’t Ask Me Ask Britain Joanna Lumley’s Postcards

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

itv2

7:00am 7:45am 8:10am 8:35am 9:00am 9:35am 10:05am 10:35am 11:05am 12:05pm 1:00pm 1:05pm 2:05pm 3:10pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:55pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:55pm 12:55am

7:00am 10:15am 12:15pm 1:10pm 1:15pm

2:15pm 2:45pm 3:15pm 4:15pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 7:55pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 12:05am

7:00am 7:10am

7:35am 8:20am 9:00am 9:30am 10:00am 10:35am 11:25am 12:20pm 1:25pm 1:55pm 2:30pm 3:00pm 3:50pm 4:55pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 10:30pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 11:55pm 12:25am

Countdown Will and Grace Will and Grace Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Frasier Car S.O.S Ramsay’s Hotel Hell Channel 4 News The Question Jury Posh Pawnbrokers Countdown Fifteen to One A Place in the Sun Four in a Bed Extreme Cake Makers The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News Party Election Broadcast Dispatches Food Unwrapped The Island with Bear Grylls Loaded Gogglebox Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners

Childrens TV The Wright Stuff GPs: Behind Closed Doors 5 News Lunchtime Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

Home and Away Neighbours NCIS The Perfect Roommate 5 News Neighbours Home and Away 5 News Tonight Party Election Broadcast MotoGP Police Interceptors Inside the Gang Mind the Age Gap Parker

8:00pm MotoGP

E4 The Hot Desk Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records Below Deck The Ellen DeGeneres Show Emmerdale Coronation Street Coronation Street Scorpion Below Deck Who’s Doing the Dishes?

Emmerdale Coronation Street Coronation Street The Ellen DeGeneres Show The Jeremy Kyle Show The Jeremy Kyle Show Judge Rinder You’ve Been Framed!

You’ve Been Framed!

You’ve Been Framed!

Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men Family Guy The Great Indoors American Dad! American Dad! Family Guy The Cleveland Show

7:00am 7:30am 7:55am 8:55am 9:55am 11:00am 12:00pm 1:00pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 3:00pm 3:30pm 4:00pm 4:30pm 5:00pm 5:30pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 12:00am

Hollyoaks Coach Trip Baby Daddy Rules of Engagement Melissa and Joey Baby Daddy How I Met Your Mother New Girl Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brooklyn Nine-Nine New Girl New Girl The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks Baby Daddy The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Made in Chelsea Empire The Big Bang Theory

Pick of the Week

Tattoo Fixers Sunday 7th May, 11:00pm, E4

TUESDAY 9th May BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

7:00am 10:15am 11:00am 12:00pm 12:45pm 1:15pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 2:45pm 3:15pm 4:00pm 4:45pm 5:30pm

6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 10:30pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 11:45pm

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Breakfast Rip Off Britain Homes Under the Hammer A1: Britain’s Longest Road Claimed and Shamed Bargain Hunt BBC News BBC London News Doctors The Boss Escape to the Country Garden Rescue Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Pointless BBC News BBC London News The One Show EastEnders Holby City Our Friend Victoria Our Friend Victoria BBC News BBC London News Football Abuse: The Ugly Side of the Beautiful Game The Truth About Stress

My Life in Books A1: Britain’s Longest Road Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Great American Railroad Journeys Victoria Derbyshire BBC Newsroom Live The Daily Politics The Super League Show Countryfile Natural World Who Do You Think You Are? Red Rock Red Rock Antiques Road Trip Celebrity Eggheads Debatable Great British Menu Bake Off Crème de la Crème Second Chance Summer: Tuscany Later Live... with Jools Holland Newsnight Dara and Ed’s Road to Mandalay

Good Morning Britain Lorraine The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News ITV News London Dickinson’s Real Deal Culinary Genius Tipping Point Babushka ITV News London Party Election Broadcast by the Labour Party ITV Evening News Emmerdale Save Money: Good Food Don’t Ask Me Ask Britain Long Lost Family ITV News and Weather ITV News London Little Boy Blue Car Crash Britain Caught on Camera

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Countdown Will and Grace Will and Grace Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Frasier Car S.O.S Ramsay’s Hotel Hell Channel 4 News The Question Jury Posh Pawnbrokers Countdown Fifteen to One A Place in the Sun Four in a Bed Extreme Cake Makers The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News Party Election Broadcast Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners One Born Every Minute First Dates Confessions of a Junior Doctor

Childrens TV The Wright Stuff GPs: Behind Closed Doors 5 News Lunchtime On Benefits Home and Away Neighbours NCIS: Los Angeles A Bone to Pick: An Aurora Teagarden Mystery 5 News Neighbours Home and Away 5 News Tonight Party Election Broadcast Police Interceptors The Yorkshire Vet Elizabeth I Mind the Age Gap 20 Moments That Rocked Pop

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The Hot Desk Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records Below Deck The Ellen DeGeneres Show Emmerdale Coronation Street Scorpion Below Deck Who’s Doing the Dishes?

Emmerdale Coronation Street The Ellen DeGeneres Show The Jeremy Kyle Show Judge Rinder You’ve Been Framed!

Two and a Half Men Hell’s Kitchen Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy

10:00pm Hell’s kitchen

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Hollyoaks Coach Trip Baby Daddy Baby Daddy Rules of Engagement Rules of Engagement Melissa and Joey Melissa and Joey Baby Daddy Baby Daddy How I Met Your Mother New Girl New Girl Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Big Bang Theory How I Met Your Mother Brooklyn Nine-Nine New Girl New Girl The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks Black-Ish The Goldbergs The Goldbergs E4’s Tattoo Artist of the Year Bizarre ER The Big Bang Theory

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wednesday 10th May BBC1

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7:00am My Life in Books 7:30am A1:

Britain’s Longest Road 8:15am Put Your Money Where

Your Mouth Is 9:00am Nature’s Weirdest Events 10:00am Victoria Derbyshire 12:00pm BBC Newsroom Live 1:00pm The Daily Politics 2:00pm Two Tribes 2:30pm Coast 3:00pm Natural World 3:50pm Who Do You Think You Are? 4:50pm Red Rock 5:35pm Red Rock 6:15pm Antiques Road Trip 7:00pm Celebrity Eggheads 7:45pm Debatable 8:30pm Great British Menu 9:00pm Trust Me, I’m a Vet 10:00pm King Charles III 11:30pm Newsnight 12:15am Mexico

Breakfast Rip Off Britain Homes Under the Hammer A1: Britain’s Longest Road Claimed and Shamed Bargain Hunt BBC News at One BBC London News Doctors The Boss Escape to the Country Garden Rescue Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Pointless BBC News BBC London News The One Show MasterChef Panorama BBC News BBC London News A Question of Sport Teenage Knife Wars

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7:00am Good Morning Britain 9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning 1:30pm Loose Women 2:30pm ITV Lunchtime News 2:55pm ITV News London 3:00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 4:00pm Culinary Genius 5:00pm Tipping Point 6:00pm Babushka 7:00pm ITV News London 7:25pm Party Election Broadcast

by the Liberal Democrats 7:30pm ITV Evening News 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm Coronation Street 9:00pm Tonight at the London

Palladium 10:00pm Britain’s Busiest

Airport - Heathrow 11:00pm ITV New and Weather 11:40pm ITV News London 11:50pm UEFA Champions

League Highlights 12:50am Sports Life Stories

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Countdown Will and Grace Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Frasier Car S.O.S Ramsay’s Hotel Hell Channel 4 News The Question Jury Posh Pawnbrokers Countdown Fifteen to One A Place in the Sun Four in a Bed Extreme Cake Makers The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News Party Election Broadcast How to Live Mortgage Free with Sarah Beeny Confessions of a Junior Doctor Quadruplets and Homeless One Born Every Minute

Childrens TV The Wright Stuff To B&B the Best 5 News Lunchtime Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

Home and Away Neighbours NCIS Still Life: A Three Pines Mystery 5 News Neighbours Home and Away 5 News Tonight Party Election Broadcast Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys Gps Behind Closed Doors: Best of Patient Files Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

Mind the Age Gap Violent Child, Desperate Parents

E4 The Hot Desk Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records Below Deck The Ellen DeGeneres Show Emmerdale The Cube Scorpion Below Deck Who’s Doing the Dishes?

Emmerdale Totally You’ve Been Framed!

The Ellen DeGeneres Show The Jeremy Kyle Show The Jeremy Kyle Show Judge Rinder You’ve Been Framed!

Two and a Half Men The Expendables FYI Daily The Expendables Family Guy

7:00am Hollyoaks 7:30am Coach Trip 8:00am Baby Daddy 8:55am Rules of Engagement 9:55am Melissa and Joey 11:00am Baby Daddy 12:00pm How I Met Your Mother 1:00pm New Girl 2:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory 4:00pm How I Met Your Mother 5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 5:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6:00pm New Girl 6:30pm New Girl 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory 8:00pm Hollyoaks 8:30pm The Goldbergs 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory 10:00pm The 100 11:00pm Supernatural 12:00am The Big Bang Theory

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7:00am My Life in Books 7:30am A1:

Britain’s Longest Road 8:15am Put Your Money Where

Your Mouth Is 9:00am Bake Off Crème de la Crème 10:00am Victoria Derbyshire 12:00pm BBC Newsroom Live 1:00pm The Daily Politics 2:00pm Two Tribes 2:30pm Natural World 3:30pm Bill Bailey’s Jungle Hero 4:30pm Who Do You Think You Are? 5:30pm Red Rock 6:15pm Antiques Road Trip 7:00pm Celebrity Eggheads 7:45pm Debatable 8:30pm Great British Menu 9:00pm The World According to Kids 10:00pm From Morocco to Timbuktu:

An Arabian Adventure 11:00pm Match of the Day 11:30pm Newsnight 12:15am Second Chance Summer:

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7:00am Good Morning Britain 9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning 1:30pm Loose Women 2:30pm ITV Lunchtime News 3:00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 4:00pm Culinary Genius 5:00pm Tipping Point 6:00pm Babushka 7:00pm ITV News London 7:25pm Party Election Broadcast by

the UK Independence Party 7:30pm ITV Evening News 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm Tonight - The Leader

Interviews:

Paul Nuttall 9:00pm Emmerdale 9:30pm Joanna Lumley’s Postcards 10:00pm Car Crash Britain

Caught on Camera 11:00pm ITV News and Weather 11:40pm ITV News London

Highlights

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7:00am KIDS TV 10:15am The Wright Stuff 12:15pm To B&B the Best 1:10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1:15pm On Benefits:

Breadline Brummies 2:15pm Home and Away 2:45pm Neighbours 3:15pm NCIS 4:15pm My Family’s Secret 6:00pm 5 News 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Home and Away 7:30pm 5 News Tonight 7:55pm Party Election Broadcast 8:00pm Secrets of Great British Castles 9:00pm On Benefits 10:00pm Nightmare Tenants,

Slum Landlords 11:00pm Mind the Age Gap 12:05am Inside the Gang

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Breakfast Rip Off Britain Homes Under the Hammer A1: Britain’s Longest Road Claimed and Shamed Bargain Hunt BBC News BBC London News Doctors The Boss Escape to the Country Garden Rescue Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Pointless BBC News BBC London News The One Show EastEnders MasterChef The Truth About Sleep BBC News BBC London News Question Time

Countdown Will and Grace Will and Grace Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Frasier Car S.O.S Ramsay’s Hotel Hell Channel 4 News The Question Jury Posh Pawnbrokers Countdown Fifteen to One A Place in the Sun Four in a Bed Extreme Cake Makers The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News Party Election Broadcast The Supervet Born to Kill How to Get a Council House First Dates

The Hot Desk Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records Below Deck The Ellen DeGeneres Show Emmerdale Coronation Street You’ve Been Framed!

Scorpion Below Deck Who’s Doing the Dishes?

Emmerdale Coronation Street You’ve Been Framed!

The Ellen DeGeneres Show The Jeremy Kyle Show Judge Rinder You’ve Been Framed!

Two and a Half Men Mom Celebrity Juice Family Guy

10pm Mom

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Hollyoaks Coach Trip Baby Daddy Rules of Engagement Melissa and Joey Baby Daddy How I Met Your Mother New Girl Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Big Bang Theory How I Met Your Mother Brooklyn Nine-Nine New Girl The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Kevin Can Wait Brooklyn Nine-Nine New Girl The Inbetweeners The Inbetweeners The Big Bang Theory

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Life

Skipping for the Church of England Avid skippers from the Albir Church of England turned out in force on what was a dark, cold and windy morning last Saturday.

The two hour ‘skip-a-thon’ always saw at least one of the seven skippers jumping rope and encouraging passers-by to join in, with individual ropes and one longer rope.

The skippers had great fun despite some of them not having skipped for 60 years and were delighted to have raised just short of €100 for the church.

A service of Holy Communion is held in Albir every Sunday at 9.45am. A service of Holy Communion is also held at the Forum Mare Nostrum, Alfaz del Pi every Thursday at 11.00am.

The second Thursday of each month is a healing service. The last Thursday of each month an open discussion - ‘faith, questions and doubts’ - takes place from 10.00am -10.50am (followed by the regular service).

The church can be found in the centre of Albir - on the main road, Camino de la Cantera (near the Consum Supermarket), look out for the Rober Palas Hotel signpost. Turn right in front of the hotel and the Church (Norwegian Seaman’s Church) is just inside the next left turn, Carrer Mart.

For further information please call the Local Church Warden, Elaine Mitchell on 96 686 4962 or 636 164 467. Albir Church of England is one of eight congregations in the Chaplaincy, from Gandia to El Campello.

More information can be found on the website www.costablanca-anglicanchaplaincy.org.

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Annual Spring Fayre The Delfin Square in Calpe will play host to the Moftag Annual Spring Fayre on Saturday May 13.

Moftag, a women’s group in Calpe have organised the fayre to raise funds for local charities. In the past, funds raised have been donated to the Food Bank, the Gar-gasindi School and the Red Cross.

There will be plenty of stalls for visitors to peruse – the ever-popular home made cakes stand will be brimming with delicacies to enjoy alongside the bottle stall and a great selection of jams and chutneys.

A grand raffle will be held, offering visitors to chance to win some exciting prizes amongst two well-filled hampers. The fayre will open at 10.30am.

For more information, please get in touch with Moftag President, Jenny Godfrey on 639 139 518.

Charity Fitness Festival

The Plaza de Constitucion in Javea Old Town will play host to a fitness festival on Sunday May 7.

The festival, promising a day of fitness and fun for everyone, will raise much needed funds for Grant A Wish and Javea Cruz Roja and is supported

by ABBS Warrior Fit, Ethos Café Bar, Sarah L Pearce and Zumba Costa Blanca, along with the Ayuntamiento of Javea.

There will be an array of activities for guests to get involved in – from yoga and meditation to Zumba, circuit training and HIIT training and refreshments will be available on tap for those who want to take a well-deserved break!

The programme of activities will run from 11.00am – 3.00pm.

Tickets cost only €10 and are available from the Grant A Wish Boutique and instructors Sarah Pearce, Lisa Childs, Dawn Abbs and Kimberley Marie Harrison.

Moraira-Teulada U3A news

Salon GL on Avenida Mediterraneo, Teulada will play host to the Moraira-Teulada U3A monthly meeting on Monday June 5 from 10.30am. Those attending are invited to join groups, find out about travel and cultural events or simply meet up with friends for a coffee.Speaking at the meeting will be Peter Douglas FDS, RCS, FRCS. Peter is a Facial Surgeon and will host a presentation entitled ‘Faces and Jaws – How well do you know yours’. Peter was educated at Morpeth Grammar School in Northumberland and later attended University at Sheffield Dental School and Leicester Medical School. He has since practiced at various cities in England and Scotland.Peter’s talk will illustrate various disorders of the face, teeth and jaws and techniques for treating them. It will include dental disorders and implants, oral medicine, facial trauma and cosmetic work. Tickets for the Summer Dinner/Dance to be held at El Canor on Friday June 23 will be on sale at the meeting and the membership desk for both renewals and new members will be open from 9.30am to 10.30am. For further information check out the Moraira-Teulada U3A website - https://www.u3amorairateulada.org/. General meetings are held on the first Monday of every month at Salon GL Avenida Mediterraneo 32, Teulada.

Book Review

The Real Mystery of Jack the Ripper.

The Untold Investigation.

by Darren Mark Wright

This is a plausible account by Wright using his research from casebook.org and I am assured that every fact of the case is actual fact and that these facts can be traced to their source. The investigators are a creation of the author and the conclusion made by Lieutenant Davis who has "weird, unique and imaginative ways of recreating crime scenes." Essential for interesting storytelling. His techniques are theatrical, using improvisations and revisiting scenes like a time traveller. The murder victims are included adding to the story-telling and characterisation.

Multiple narration is a device used well by Wright as he seamlessly moves from 1888 to 1900 or 1905, from Whitechapel, London to South Africa during the Boer war.

The story moves backwards and forwards constantly with lots of overlap and repetition. There is a purpose to this. As the investigation develops Davis uncovers more facts which develop into theories of who was responsible for committing these gruesome murders. What is satisfying is that when you finally reach the end and it is a long haul, so be warned, Wright presents you with the murderer(s) and the evidence.

Lieutenant Christian Davis tells the story to a company of soldiers in the South African Republic before fighting commenced, twelve years after Jack the Ripper committed his murder spree. It was believed that an "intriguing, unsolved murder story" would distract them from the "throngs of the Great Boer War." After the war, Captain Arthur Phillip Hughes sat with a psychologist, Doctor Schultz who wanted to know about the Ripper killings. This was in 1902. The Captain has been suffering from insomnia which he assumes are connected to the info@bookworldpuertobanus.com www@bookworldpuertobanus.com | 952 816 084

war although the doctor believes it has more to do with the Ripper investigation. He retells the story explaining why the Ripper was never caught.

We move into 1905 where a Doctor Brown is a tour guide taking tourists around the sites of the murders and other related locations giving his expertise to the Whitechapel murders, accompanied by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

The main narrative details the murders committed during the 1888s in the East End of London. The social setting reminds one of Dickens with streets full of prostitutes, drunken binges with people passing out in the street and police patrolling the area. Bayonets were so common that you could buy them in the market for a penny. Murder was cried out so often just like the child crying wolf story. George Street was considered the most dangerous street in this locality even though the police were always patrolling the area.

Emma Elizabeth Smith nee Jones was the first victim. We are told that she was beaten and raped with a blunt instrument.

It had been alleged that she was savaged by a gang who had stolen her money. The truth revealed later in the story is more shocking. "They shoved some blunt instrument up her vagina.

Destroyed her insides, then left her to die." She was depicted as a drunken prostitute, always getting into brawls. Her peritoneum was ruptured. The Coroner referred to the crime as being barbarous, a "brutal and dastardly assault."

Hughes and Davis were very drunk when the next murder took place close to where they passed out in a stairwell in George Street. The doctor described the act as one of overkill because of the excessive number of stabbings, 38

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stabs using a pen-knife and the fatal blow was a bayonet rammed through her heart. Martha Tabram. Another prostitute who had been drinking in the same public house as Hughes and Davis: The White Swan. We are told that she had been drinking with Mary Connolly and a Corporal and a Private.

Several more murders followed, more destructive. There is an indication that the murderer was practising his mutilations and there would be a climax before the murders stopped. Intriguing. Worth a read if you have the stomach for it!

Publishers: D.M.Productions. Adelaide.

ISBN: 13: 978-1517707804 REVIEW it by Carol Naylor naylorcl@hotmail.es.

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APASA Spring Fair APASA will hold their much anticipated Spring Fair this weekend at their shelter in Javea.

Taking place on Saturday May 6 from 1.00pm, guests can browse the wide range of stalls and relax with a bap from the BBQ and a beer in hand.

APASA was founded in 1999 by a group of various nationalities, Spanish, English, German and Swiss, with the aim of rescuing those animals that were evidently abandoned, ill-treated or lost. Initially there were just a dozen dogs, now there are over 250, needing full time staff.

APASA rely greatly on volunteers, working in the shelter, walking dogs and at their many fund-raising events. All proceeds raised at the Spring Fair will directly fund the goal of making the lives of the dogs better and provide essential care for them.

For more information, please get in touch with Sue on 965 741 668 or 606 588 197.

Charity floral demonstration The Premium Plus Restaurant in Moraira will play host to ‘A Fusion of Colour’ floral demonstration in aid of Macmillan Cancer Support on Thursday May 18.

The demonstration, held by Jenny Peachey, will begin at 12.00pm and will be followed by a cava reception and light lunch.Tickets cost only €15 per person. To purchase, get in touch with Sue Donovan on 689 502 549 / patandsue63@hotmail.com.

Jalon Valley Help May Fayre The Jalon Valley Help charity is celebrating its 25th anniversary this year.

Many fundraising events have been organised with the biggest and most celebrated being the annual May Fayre which is being held on Sunday May 14 in the rastro car park in Jalon from 10.00am – 2.00pm.

Always a fabulous occasion year-on-year for all the family, this year’s entertainment will be provided by Total FM, Studio 23, The Nomad, Casual Choir, line dancing and the Careline Dance Academy. There will be an array of stalls offering a variety of food and drink, crafts, bags, bric-a-brac, books and cards, a bottle stall and a tombola. Not to be missed, the infamous JVH raffle offers a chance to win exciting prizes kindly donated by local businesses.

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Code Breaker

Each number in the Code Breaker grid represents a different letter of the alphabet. In this week’s puzzle, 8 represents N and 18 represents H, so fill in N every time the figure 8 appears and H every time the figure 18 appears.

Now using your knowledge of the English language work out which letters should go in the missing squares. As you discover the letters, fill in other squares with the same number in the main grid and the control grid.

Kenny, a fortune teller told me that I had the evil eye on me. It scared me and I didn’t take up her offer to remove it. I just walked away and have been having troubles ever since. What can I do?

Esme G. Esme you were right to just walk away. Such people working with what they call the evil eye will offer you a solution to the problem of the evil by you paying a sum of money to remove it. Since the evil is their creation in the first place, then it is simple to remove since it doesn’t really exist! This con, which is what it is, scares many; and like you have experienced, anything subsequently negative happening to you gets blamed on the,”evil eye.”

I have never ever worked in this way and never would; but I have heard of large sums quoted to remove something that just does not exist!

Worry not!

If It’s Your Birthday This Week

The Cosmos favours those who are able to help themselves. Consolidate your inner strengths but keep your eye on what's really on offer right now; and so look before you leap!

Aries: There is something rather wonderful in the air, as you finally realise that your patience and persistence is about to be rewarded. The midweek conjunction of Mercury and Uranus heralds enterprise and communication and finally shows you the missing link in your scheme.. Do what you are about to do with love in your heart and a spring in your step!

Leo: The Sun trines on Pluto and there will be illumination but not just yet! This annoying aspect of Pluto heralds a slowing down, when what you feel that you need right now is to accelerate. Whatever you do take your time to consider that an alternative may very well be your next move, but weigh up the pros and cons, just in case, because you can.

Taurus: The wisdom of Saturn boosts your great powers of intuition and starts the ball rolling. Why you are waiting for something to happen right now? You have to make something happen to enable you to tune into all the right channels; as this is a time to consolidate your motivation and belief. Forget what others are saying, they are only jealous

Virgo: Spend time with those who you love this week! Not only do you need the rest and relaxation; but it is time to focus on those whom you take for granted. Life may be busy, but there should always be a time to reflect and share together with those who seem to have your genuine interests at heart.

Find your way of celebrating in your inimitable style

Gemini: As Mercury and Saturn tryst there comes a time when you would be wise to look fully before you leap. There are choices and you are now no longer bogged down by guilt and regrets anymore.

Take what’s on offer and decide to make plans to integrate and share rather then to sit and watch, because, more than ever, a strong leader is needed.

Libra: Mars squares up to Neptune and Mercury trines with Saturn. Both these actions shake your resolve and see the balance you thrive on under some threat. Its all about loyalty. Will you stay or should you go? Personally you are not a quitter and now things are explained in greater detail you know where your heart lies and just what you have to do!

Aquarius: You need the co operation of others and may well find that if you consult with them they will be able to nip something in the bud before a drama becomes a crisis; for no good reason. You are preoccupied with the work front at the moment, where the time comes to open your eyes and take a good look around at all the alternatives that exist around you

Cancer: The energies of the Third Quarter of Moon focuses on personal development. Facing a turning point you are starting to look within to see your inner self, and it is quite surprising to you that you like what you see. Working with inner emotion is the keynote to making that much needed love connection; since, yes, two hearts can beat in tandem.

Scorpio: Change is an ever inspiring element that allows you to fearlessly face new beginnings whilst facing up to the realities of life around you. You are far more than you think that you are, and are about to find out the depths of your soul with a new project that really grabs your attention and which shows you more then ever that the future is of your making!

Pisces: Money is going nowhere and the time to pull your belt in has arrived. Your planetary leader Neptune connects with Mars midweek and this action involves the tracking of expenses and a need that all those concerned pay their share, as that’s only fair, after all! Keep finances in check because your money should be working for you, not you for it!

Sagittarius: Temper, temper! You are right to be angry but see to it that this inner anger is harnessed and that it goes no further. Pluto brings up a host of minor irritating things that have to be dealt with, not brushed under the carpet and ignored. Jupiter trines with Mars next week and all will be well, so whatever you do, hang on and shelve any decisions.

Capricorn: Saturn’s over reaction to current events may be traced to positive actions by Mercury that reveal things before you are really ready. Communication has closed down as of late and your silence is for a definite reason, though it is not one that you wish to share. You either csn or you can’t but it seems the way you play this will see someone else win!

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Cryptic Crossword

Across 1 A lot of hot air from Hamlet, right? (7) 5 See 22 Down 8 Bill’s mate at home in Africa (5) 9 It’s instrumental in getting a doctor involved in a journey (7) 10 Bring up a railwayman, but not in the van (9) 12 Group came out of the closet (3) 13 Strangest ingredient of food destined for the rubbish bin (6) 14 Enjoy being in a pickle (6) 17 Change of colour from red, yellow and then blue (3) 18 Old ways to make weapons on a lathe?

(9) 20 Sailor upset scene due to nonappearance (7) 21 Girl’s hidden hoard (5) 23 Is backing First Lady to sort things out (5) 24 Steps into one’s trousers (7)

Down 1 Tribe regenerated river (5) 2 Someone having a lot of time inside (3) 3 A chap with plenty of time gets on OK (7) 4 A mistake in serving Henry can be very dangerous (6) 5 Well-known for being given food to swallow before noon (5) 6 Cut wood to make something to to eat (9) 7 Withdraw because of a very minor injury (7) 11 One who gets the post? (9) 13 Severe examinations can reveal alternative bargains (7) 15 Make a mistake with a poem about a ruler (7) 16 Many pieces of tackle and where to keep them (6) 18 It is said that these marquees are on edge (5) 19 Wounding results? (5) 22/5A Features of elderly people one’s known for ages (3,5)

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Literary Quiz 1 The period between 1450 and 1600 in European development is known by what term, initially used by Italian scholars to express the rediscovery of ancient Roman and Greek culture?

2 What is the main dog character called in Norton Juster’s 1961 popular children’s/ adult-crossover book The Phantom Tollbooth?

3 Who detailed his experiences before and during World War I in Memoirs of a Foxhunting Man, and Memoirs of an Infantry Officer?

4 What significant law relating to literary and artistic works was first introduced in 1709?

5 Who wrote the 1891 book Also Sprach Zarathustra (Thus Spake Zarathustra)? 6 What word, meaning ‘measure’ in Greek, refers to the rhythm of a line of verse?

7 Cheap literature of the 16-18th centuries was known as ‘what’ books, based on the old word for the travelling traders who sold them?

8 What was Samuel Langhorne Clemens’ pen-name?

9 Derived from Greek meaning summit or finishing touch, what word refers to the publisher’s logo and historically the publisher’s details at the end of the book? 10 Japanese three-line verses called Haiku contain how many syllables?

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health Transform your hair with one simple trick

Your hair is one of the first things other people notice about you, so it's no wonder many of us lust after thicker, stronger, glossier hair.

From rinsing your head under cold water to overnight masks, in-salon treatments to SPF sprays, there are all kinds of ways to improve your hair - but it turns out there's one very simple step you can add to your haircare regime to give you shinier, more beautiful hair.According to top hairstylists, adding a second shampoo to your shower routine is one of the best ways to achieve fantastic hair. Speaking to The Independent, hairstylist Ian Florey raves about the benefits of shampooing your hair twice.

‘The hair will become a lot stronger, shinier and healthier,’ he told them. ‘Wet the hair, then wash it twice with a non-sulphate shampoo.’

The first shampoo wash will remove dirt and residue caught up in the hair, while the second wash will help your hair benefit from the nourishing properties of the shampoo.And celebrity hairstylist George Northwood agrees. ‘I say go for two shampoos, it will definitely make it cleaner than you can with one,’ he told us. ‘It will make it feel thicker, and more voluminous – all the signs of healthy hair.’

It also creates a better surface for the products to work and be absorbed.’

So, there you go, it may make you run out of product quicker, but your hair will thank you.

Blogger Bea Pla the face of the ‘Spectacle Wearer of the Year Competition 2017’ Blogger Bea Pla, has been announced as the official face of the Specsavers Opticas’ ‘Spectacle Wearer of the Year 2017’ competition.

Bea is a lover of fashion who shares her looks on her blog and social media with over 50,000 followers.

She is from Valencia and started her blog in 2013 after graduating from university, combining her love for fashion and photography. Since then she Bea has featured in many magazines, including being chosen as a Marie Claire ‘it girl’, modelling in the Glamour Street Fashion Show and collaborating with the magazine THEOMODA. Bea loves to have fun with fashion, displaying a wide range of looks which can work for any woman and for this reason she has been chosen to spearhead the competition.

This competition is in full swing, having opened earlier this week.The objective is to provide a platform to show everyone how great they look in their glasses and reward them for expressing their style and personality.

Those wanting to join in the fun and participate can enter until June 11 via Facebook and online at en.specsavers.es/

loveglasses. The winner of the competition will receive a cash prize of €1,000 and five semi-finalists will win a pair of designer frames worth €159. To enter, you simply need to submit a recent colour photo of yourself wearing glasses.

Anyone from the age of 16 or over can enter, please note that under-18s need parental permission. ‘We are delighted to have Bea as part of this campaign. She took part in the competition several years ago and loved the positive message, not to mention the cool glasses, so she was happy to become the official face of the campaign. We believe that her image will inspire others to show the world how good they look in their glasses and share them on social media by entering the competition’ explained Jose Angel MoralTajadura, Commercial Director of Specsavers Opticas.

More information, terms and conditions can be found on the website, along with a wide collection of glasses and sunglasses - www.specsavers.es.

Sleep more to cut down on junk food Getting a full eight hours sleep is the holy grail for most people, but truthfully, how many of us actually reach that goal every night?A combination of work and family commitments, box sets of TV series on Netflix, catching up with friends and in Spain, fiestas, all add up to make sleep deprivation a modern phenomenon.But worse still, a new study which found sleep deprivation increased the brain’s sensitivity to food smells, making us far more likely to reach for unhealthy snacks and junk food. The findings might explain why people who don’t get enough sleep on a regular basis tend to eat more and gain weight, researcherssaid. For the study, which was shared at the Cognitive Neuroscience Society’s annual meeting in San Francisco, researchers analysed adults who had operated on just four hours of sleep.

The participants were asked to inhale food odours such as those from crisps and cinnamon rolls while undergoing MRI scans.

They were then asked to do the same experiment, but using non-food smells like fir trees.

A few weeks later, the same participants repeated the experiment having had eight hours sleep the night before.

When tired, participants showed greater brain activity in two areas involved in olfaction (the sense of smell) in response to food smells.

When they were rested, this activity diminished. Additionally, the spike in activity wasn’t seen in response to non-food odours.

Researchers said the results highlight a role for modulation in sleep dependent appetite and eating behaviour.

So, the answer to losing weight is to get more sleep. Sounds so simple, but we live in the noisiest country in Europe with more fiestas than any other.So unless we want to live like hermits, it looks like the midnight pizza and kebabs and 6am chocolate and churros are here to stay.

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Parental smoking linked to genetic changes in kids with cancer Parents who smoke may contribute to genetic changes in their kids that are associated with the most common type of childhood cancer, a recent study suggests.

Some previous research has linked parental smoking to an increased risk of childhood leukaemia, but with less consistent results for mothers than for fathers. The current study is the first to link smoking by both parents to specific genetic changes in tumour cells of children with acute lymphoblastic leukaemia (ALL), said lead study author Adam de Smith, a researcher at the University of California San Francisco’s Helen Diller Family Comprehensive Cancer Centre.

‘Another way of looking at this is that we are seeing evidence of the toxic effects of tobacco smoke in the genes of the leukaemia cell, a molecular type of forensic pathology,’ de Smith said to Reuters.

‘These deletions are not inherited from parents but are acquired in the child’s immune cells, so we think the more important windows of tobacco exposure are during pregnancy and after birth,’ he added.

Acute lymphoblastic leukaemia is a cancer that starts from the early version of white blood cells called lymphocytes in the bone marrow, the soft inner part of the bones where new blood cells are made.

With this type of cancer, the bone marrow makes irregular lymphocytes with errors known as deletions in their DNA, causing unchecked growth that crowds out healthy cells.

For the current study, researchers examined data on pre-treatment tumour samples from 559 ALL patients in a study of childhood leukaemia cases in California.

They wanted to see if any of the eight genes that are often deleted in ALL patients were missing in the tumour samples, and whether any of these deletions were associated with parental smoking habits.

Roughly two thirds of the tumour samples contained at least one of these deletions, the study in Cancer Research found.

Deletions were considerably more common in children whose mothers had smoked during pregnancy and after birth.

For each five cigarettes smoked daily during pregnancy, there was a 22 per cent increase in the number of deletions; and for each five cigarettes smoked daily during breastfeeding, there was a 74 per cent increase in the number of deletions.

Smoking of five cigarettes daily by the mother or father before conception also was associated with a 7 per cent to 8 per cent increase in the number of deletions.Boys were found to be more sensitive to the effects of maternal smoking, including smoking that occurred pre-conception.

This could be explained by the fact that male foetuses grow more rapidly, leading to increased vulnerability of developing lymphocytes to toxins that cause genetic damage, the authors note.The findings should reinforce how important it is for parents to quit or cut back tobacco use, said Dr. Marte Reigstad, a researcher at Oslo University Hospital in Norway who wasn’t involved in the study.‘The best thing to do to reduce risk to a minimum is to cut out smoking altogether,’ Reigstad, who wasn’t involved in the study, said to Reuters.

For people who grew up with parents that smoked, it’s important to understand that tobacco isn’t the only thing that causes cancer, Reigstad added.

‘Living healthy lives can also reduce cancer risk, especially concerning exercise and keeping a healthy body weight,’ Reigstad said.

Mens Health

Sometimes it’s tough being a man. Pressures from family, work, friends and social media sites can leave us feeling confused about our role in life.

How to dress? Do we need to lose weight? Are we sensitive enough to our partners? Are we too sensitive with our mates? And the perennial male dilemma…..How do we get a six-pack?

Well, we’ve got some good news for you. You are now reading our new RTN Men’s Health Column.

Every week, we’ll cover subjects which affect us men in our daily lives, not only health related, but also covering relationships and work issues.

First off this week, we’re looking at a subject that causes a lot of daily grief, not of course for those of us who have beards, but for men who prefer a smooth, stubble free face.

Here are a few tips on how to get that perfect shave.

EXFOLIATE - Shaving removes up to two layers of dead skin cells, which is brilliant exfoliation for the skin as dead skin cells, combined with oil and dirt on the skin surface can cause blocked pores.

Warm the skin before shaving to open the pores and consider using a shaving brush to spread shave crème evenly and to lift the hairs. Most importantly, always shave with the growth of the hair, never against.

CLEANSE – After exfoliation, it is important to deep cleanse with a face wash containing tea tree oil and witch hazel, with their anti-septic, anti-bacterial and anti-inflammatory ingredients. This helps to calm any redness and irritation post shaving. Finish by rinsing the skin with cold water to close the pores.

TONE - Men have more active sebaceous glands than women, meaning we often have better nourished skin than women. However the natural oils produced can also block pores.

A toning product is key to reducing the levels of oil on the skin. Key ingredients to look out for are Kaolin Clay and Witch Hazel which are both great for removing excess oil.

MOISTURISE - The face is exposed to all kinds of elements, which can swiftly result in a loss of moisture in the skin. Moisturising is therefore a key step in the shave/skincare routine.

Go for a good quality, unscented product, always applied with clean hands massaging the cream gently into the skin.

Fill a small travel container with your favourite moisturiser for re-applying during the day, as your skin dries out after exposure to the elements.

Now, if these easy to follow tips don’t keep your facial skin feeling as soft as a baby’s backside we don’t know what will.

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How to grow Alcochofas (Globe Artichokes') Here in Spain, there is not just one globe artichoke variety or even two; there are many. Of course, there are many: there’s a variety for every region and a season that extends from early spring to early summer.

Here, as in France and Greece, artichokes are often eaten young, tender and raw, sliced into salads. Or when they are the size of a walnut, they are briefly fried in olive oil. Then a little water goes in and they cook until just tender. These can be marinated, used in pasta sauces or enjoyed whole.

When artichokes are picked young, the stems are not hard or pithy and it’s possible to snap rather than cut them off the plant.Even the stems can be eaten by peeling off the stringy outsides and eating the soft, crisp insides with salt, like you might celery. It’s bitter and nutty. You’ll love it or people will think you're mad.

I hear a lot from people with rotting clumps. These are getting too wet over the winter and rotting off; they may also be too shaded. My plants are grown on heavy clay, but in full sun.

On wetter ground they need to be sheltered from the worst of the winter weather and on a slightly raised bed to aid drainage. I mulch them now to give them a boost of nutrients, lock in moisture and keep weeds down.Sow globe artichoke seeds

around April indoors, hardening off in May to plant out in June. If you are in the south or somewhere warm sow outside in April, but these plants won’t flower till next year. Or buy young plants from garden centres, which can go out from mid-May onwards.Rare, heritage varieties tend to be easiest to source as seed; 'Romanesco' and 'Violetta Chioggia' from Chiltern Seeds are two fine purpleheaded varieties. Artichokes need moisture over the summer.

If the roots are deep, they will often find their own, but young plants will need watering in.

Artichokes do best in deep, rich fertile soil that is well-drained in a sunny position. A healthy plant will have a root system 90-120cm deep. Perennial crops are grown for five to 10 years, though they can last much longer. Commercially the plants are divided every four to five years to keep up vigour.

Some growers do something called stumping to their crops: cutting back hard to force the plant to produce a new flush of offshoots.If done towards the end of August and provided you can keep the plants frost-free (either covering with fleece or low cloches) over the winter, you’ll get a much earlier crop the following year. It’s also a great method to get new offshoots from an old plant without having to divide the whole thing.

Sow globe artichoke seeds in April hardening off in May to plant out in June

Small garden? Plant vertically In a small garden, all your ways are on show. There are often no hidden bits, particularly in a terrace garden; if not from ground level, then from upstairs, where you are definitely confronted with your lot. This can be delightful and frustrating all at once.It’s hard to hide the ugly bits in a small space: the lopsided shed, the old barbecue and the weed buckets. One solution is to have aesthetically pleasing barbecues and buckets, and to recycle plastic pots and old labels. Another is to distract.Who cares if your kitchen is a bit of a mess if you create a fantastic meal? All is forgiven and forgotten as you fight over the leftovers. The garden is no different. You need to lift the eye away from the offending object; no one is drawn to a barbecue if there’s something better to look at.The best thing to do is, come to think of this as the spires and saucers trick. Spires – tall, elegant flower spikes – lift the eye upwards, connecting the earth with the sky. If planted in pleasing clumps and loose drifts with the right rhythm, they introduce a clean line, a little clarity into the planting around them. Foxgloves (digitalis), dark pink Verbena Hastata, pale pink culver’s root (Veronicastrum Verinicum var incarnartum) white willowherb,Chamaenerion angustifolium 'Album' (which, be warned, self-seeds everywhere) and white wild indigo ( Baptisia lactae ) will all add elegant upright notes.

Bugbane ( Actae simplex Atropurporea Group ), with its tall, gently bending spires of white fading to dusty pink, works well in deep shade, as long as it never dries out. Broad beans, elephant garlic, Babington leeks, and brussels sprouts do a similar thing in a mixed vegetable and flower garden.

Once you have your top notes, you need to think about the rhythm section. Fill in the rest with umbels and other flat or saucer-shaped flowers such as orpine (Sedum telephium) , achilleas and perennial phlox (Phlox paniculata).

Herb fennel, either the green (Foeniculum vulgare) or bronze-leave (F. 'Giant Bronze') forms, is delightfully relaxed and a little dishevelled in the right way, though fennel works best towards the back of the border, because it’ll get to 2m. Or try the biennia Angelica sylvestris 'Vicar's Mead' with heads of rounded umbels above dramatic dark foliage. You can allow a little selfseeding and use the rest as slightly bitter and perfumed spice.For something delicate that likes shade, lime green perfoliate alexander (Smirnium perfoliatum) flowers in early summer before the foliage. Perennial hairy chervil (Chaerophyllum hirstum 'Roseum' is shamelessly pink and fluffy, evoking countryside hedgerows: growing to 75cm tall, it prefers partial shade and is over by early summer. If you want white flowers, Baltic parsley (Cenolophium denudatum) will do a similar job in partial shade; it likes it a little damp and flowers much later and gets taller – up to 150cm tall.

Parsley, chervil, par-cel (looks like parsley, tastes like celery), caraway and sweet cicely are edible choices: eat the leaves, then leave them to flower for the bees. It’s also worth leaving a few carrots, celery and parsnips to stand over winter and flower the next spring, where they may self-sow and certainly will be much admired.

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Studio living in style Studio living has become a necessity of modern life. With property prices, particularly in cities, soaring to levels preventing younger people from taking that first step on the property ladder.

Sometimes a tiny studio is the only affordable way to live and work in a city, when people are tired of flatshares and room renting.

However, if you think tiny spaces are a headache, think again. There are so many inspirational examples of just how harmonious and stylish the smallest studios can be.

With several rooms miraculously compressed into one, every centimetre needs to be cleverly used to its greatest effect.

Here, in this newly renovated Manhattan apartment, Russian architect Peter Kostelov, has featured tucked-away furniture and used 'versatility' as his watchword for all the available space.Originally the pint-sized apartment had two bedrooms, a living room, a bathroom and a kitchen, but this layout boxed in each space.

Instead Kostelov wanted to make the whole apartment more adaptable: the living room can easily be switched around into a dining room, while a working studio turns into a guest bedroom in no time at all.

A bed slides out into the bedroom, while a table and two benches on wheels draw out to just over two metres in length into the living room.

The narrow kitchen faces a brick wall across a tiled corridor, where wooden shelves fold out to form a breakfast table or extra counter space.

Kostelov also paid attention to providing brighter living spaces, quieter sleeping areas away from the street, more ventilation in the living room by the large windows.

Living in small quarters doesn't have to mean sacrificing style for drab storage solutions and "it's the only thing that will fit" furniture. It just takes a little creativity.

There is no need to paint an entire small apartment bright white; colour can add real drama to small spaces and the addition of a mirror can cleverly mimic a doorway, creating the illusion of grander space.

Forget cumbersome wardrobes. Instead go for separate storage crates (Ikea is a one-stop mecca for storage solutions) and hanging rails, which can be hidden behind a decorative curtain. Studio rooms are often used for everything from dining and entertaining to reading and watching television.

A flexible, well-planned lighting scheme can give the impression of extra space and create handy areas for different activities within the room.

Well-positioned lights highlight your prized possessions and as you will not have space for many, make sure they are really important to you.

Effective lighting can evoke so many different atmospheres - depending on what kind of statement you want to make.

Remember, these small spaces can be the bane of any studio dweller or owner's life, but they can also be a blessing in design disguise.

Awkward, small spaces are often a catalyst for change, forcing you to a) clear the clutter and b) come up with clever design ideas you may never have thought of otherwise.

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Tech

Kick your map into touch with a new phone app It’s not easy being a pedestrian, even more so if you’ve moved to a new city, or are unfamiliar with the one you’re staying in.

You can’t help feeling like the world wasn’t built for you, it was built for cars, which are bigger and scarier than you and one false move, can leave you within inches of your life. But you’re just trying to find a coffee shop that isn’t terribly crowded or an ATM that won’t charge you 5€ to withdraw your own money. Why should walking around a city be so difficult?

Well, the simple truth is, it shouldn’t be and thanks to a new phone APP called Sidekix, it doesn’t have to be.

The three entrepreneurs behind the app – Jenny Drezin, a native New Yorker living in Israel who’s admittedly had one too many traveling misadventures; Miron Perel, a graduate of the Technion Institute in Israel with a background in aerospace engineering; and Eli Baram, a computer science graduate of Tel Aviv University – thought that pedestrians were getting lost in the navigation shuffle and wanted to develop an app dedicated specifically to them.

Thus Sidekix was born, a GPS platform that uses interest-based routing – suggesting places and things to do based on the user’s passions – to enhance the experience.

Or, according to CEO Perel: “It’s an urban navigation app that offers you a personalized walking experience to get you to your destination in a better, more interesting way.”

From fashion, food, culture, art and nightlife to simply finding safer, well-lit routes at night, Sidekix is designed to find routes based on your preferences.

You can also add specifications to routes, such as stopping at an ATM and grocery store on the way to a friend’s house.

And though it was developed in Israel, Sidekix is now available in more than 100 cities worldwide, including Tel Aviv, New York, London, Rome, Barcelona, Boston and San Francisco, and new cities are added regularly.

It’s available for free in the App Store and Google Play.

Mobile children 18 per cent of children aged between six and eight now own their own mobile phone according to research among 2,000 consumers carried out by Peli.

Ownership rises to nearly 20 per cent for children aged between nine and 11 - with over 50 per cent of children over the age of 13 now owning a phone.

‘Parents don’t usually share their mobile devices with kids for speaking to someone,’ says Estefania Fenoy at Peli. ‘Parents loan their smartphones to keep their children occupied. Over 20 per cent of parents in the research said they loaned their phones to their children at restaurants; 18 per cent in a

Quick Soloution

Cryptic Solution Across: 1 Pinch, 4 Abacus, 9 Cobbler, 10 Upset, 11 Elba, 12 Picture, 13 Aye, 14 Acid, 16 Need, 18 Peg, 20 Precise, 21 Stew, 24 Erupt, 25 Clapper, 26 Reside, 27 Force. Down: 1 Packet, 2 Nabob, 3 Halt, 5/15 Bouncing cheques, 6 Costume, 7 Sitter, 8 Tripe, 13 Admitted, 17 Appear, 18 Peace, 19 Swerve, 22 Taper, 23 Calf.

18 per cent of children aged 6-8 own their own phone

doctor’s or dentist’s waiting room; and 22 per cent generally when outside the home. Only 29 per cent of respondents said they did not loan their mobile to their children, with the majority passing it out for at least a little while.’

In terms of time, parents allow their children to use their phone for a range of time: time ranges from 49 per cent saying they allow use for one hour a week; 33 per cent up to five hours a week; 10 per cent five to 10 hours a week; 2.5 per cent allow 1015 hours a week; and 4 per cent allow over 15 hours a week.

Last Weeks Puzzle Answers (Issue 914) Across: 1 Chaste, 4 Truant, 9 Reserve, 10 Comma, 11 Extra, 12 Observe, 13 Substandard, 18 Adamant, 20 Polka, 22 Shark, 23 Chortle, 24 Eleven, 25 Bagels.

Down: 1 Carpet, 2 Asset, 3 Threats, 5 Racks, 6 Admirer, 7 Travel, 8 Aeronautics, 14 Unaware, 15 Diploma, 16 Hassle, 17 Caress, 19 Ankle, 21 Litre.

Sidekix helps you navigate your way around your city using your interests as a guide

Literary Quiz 1

Beowulf

2 Existentialism 3 Lewis Carroll (1832-98) 4 Boris Leonidovich

Pasternak (1890-1960)

6 Magazine 7 Isaac Newton (1642-1727) 8 The Mermaid Tavern 9 Robert Browning (1812-89)

5 Farce or farcical (from the 10 Walt Whitman (1819-92 -

French farcir, to stuff,

based on analogy

between stuffing in

cookery and the insertion

the title is apparently a

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for work of little value, and

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Fake Ferraris Busted In Spain We’re all used to seeing fake Rolex watches doing the rounds for unbelievable prices and Raybeni sunglasses masquerading as Rayban Aviators, but what about knock off cars? Is it possible to fake a Ferrari?

Well, you may be surprised to know, the answer is yes and Spanish Police have the evidence to prove it, having recently busted a gang dealing in rip off versions of the supercar.

They have just caught a group of fraudsters for the second time in five years, specialising in turning bog standard passenger cars into Ferrari-badged fakes and selling them to unsuspecting punters.

According to Spanish detectives, the gang was caught last month in the process of transforming 14 mid-range motors into highly desirable super sports cars.

The gang allegedly planned to sell the cars via the internet. Some had already been listed online as second-hand vehicles even though they were still a work in progress.

Police said the investigation into the fake supercars kicked off after it became aware of “a vehicle that simulated the appearance of a sports car of the Ferrari brand infringing

the industrial property rights of the aforementioned brand”.

“The agents also located the clandestine workshop ... where they found 14 vehicles in different degree of transformation. Four of them were several Ferrari models already ready for sale,” police said.

“The records involved a number of parts, distinctive elements of the marques concerned, fibreglass moulds for body parts of the marques concerned, speedometers and vehicle-related documentation.”

One of the items seized was a complete blank for the body of a V8-engined Ferrari F430, a mid-2000s coupe and convertible worth more than $200,000 (£160,200) second-hand.

The gang appears to have sourced a number of donor cars to run underneath the fake skins. These range from what looks like a V6engined Ford Mondeo to a Pontiac Fiero and even a mystery Peugeot.

The trickery didn’t just relate to fairly recent prestige models, either; at one point the vision cuts across a complete outer-skin cast of a Dino, a car potentially worth $500,000 – if it’s the real deal.

Now, next time one of our lovely ‘looky looky’ men offer you a Ferrari for a knock down price ….. Look the other way!

Two of the Fake Ferraris found by Spanish Police when the gang was busted

What Next!

Flying car goes on show in Monaco A Slovakia-based company unveiled the commercial design for a flying car priced at more than €1 million in Monaco, saying it was ready for pre-orders with first deliveries expected by 2020.

AeroMobil said its teardrop-like shaped AeroMobil Flying Car, displayed at the Top Marques Monaco, could switch to flight mode in less than three minutes. The wings fold away for driving on roads and swing out for flying.

The company, one of several developing such flying vehicles, aims to make up to 500 units of its first commercially available edition, priced at €1.2 million to €1.5 million To fly, the car would need an airfield or another approved place to take off, while owners would require driving and pilot licenses, AeroMobil Chief Communications Officer Stefan Vadocz said.

AeroMobil said deliveries to customers of the flying car, which Vadocz said would comply with air and road regulations, was expected to start by 2020.

Before so-called flying cars become mainstream, they must overcome a host of flight safety issues to allay public fears.

Governments are already studying how to regulate drones and driverless cars, while the auto and aviation industries are working on advances in software and city planning to ensure the vehicles are restricted to travel within safe corridors.

People look at the AeroMobil flying car during its unveiling at the Top Marques Monaco supercar show in Monaco.

Photo credit: Reuters

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Victorious La Vila into play-off semis

Unbeaten La Vila Rugby Club are one step closer to a return to the Premiership

Following their pulsating 32-21, quarter final victory over Babyauto Zarautz last Sunday, the men of La Villajoyosa Rugby Club march into a semi-final double against CRC Pozuelo, with the first leg taking place this coming Sunday May 7, in Madrid.

Already ahead 34-22 from the first leg of the quarter final against Zarautz, La Vila, playing at home in front of a packed stadium of vociferous and expectant supporters, overcame early nerves and a second half comeback to seal a memorable victory, by 23 points over the two legged fixture.

The final try by Guillem Carrion put the icing on the cake for the team

and sent the crowd into a frenzy of excitement.

La Vila remain unbeaten in all fixtures throughout this incredible season, having won all their league games, to finish top of Division of Honor B, and now both matches of their quarter final.They now face a two legged semi- final against CRC Pozuelo, who did not have such an easy time in their two quarter-finals.Pozuelo lost the first leg away to CPC Les Abelles 26-29, but managed to win the second leg at home by 26-20, squeezing through into the semi-finals by a slender 3 point margin over the two legs. However the boys from La Vila will not be over

confident in the upcoming matches against Pozuelo and know everything is to play for both teams.

Following the first leg in Madrid this Sunday,La Vila return to their home stadium on the next Sunday May 14, hoping to have a lead intact.

After their stunning victories against Zarautz, La Vila are one step closer to their ultimate goal of a return to the Spanish Rugby Premiership.

Should they be victorious in the semi-finals against Pozuelo, La Vila will face the winners of the other semifinals, RC Hospitalet or UBU Colina Clinic in the two-legged play-off final on the last two weekends of May.

MorairaTeulada U3A International Walking Football Tournament Members of the Moraira-Teulada U3A extend their greatest thanks to all who participated in the first annual International Walking Football Tournament on April 21, hosting two teams from Manchester, three from Costa Blanca South and three from Costa Blanca North.

It was a fiercely contested final, Moraira A beat Playa Flamenca on penalties, after a close 2-2 draw in normal time. A great result as the Flamenca's were unbeaten for three years and were determined to defend their record at all costs.

Hero of the day was Moraira A goalkeeper Alan Gibb, who saved a few penalties, scored a penalty and then, finally, saved a penalty from Flamenca's goalkeeper to win the game.

Alan’s wife Yvonne couldn't watch as the shootout progressed!

A large crowd turned out in support of the event organised by Chris Dry and members of the Moraira-Teulada U3A also extend their thanks to Net Connect who kindly supplied all of the silverware for the tournament.

Moraira-Teulada hold an ‘open to all’ weekly meeting on a Thursday morning. For more information, please get in touch with Chris Dry crdry@hotmail.co.uk.

Final penalty save by Alan Gibb

Top cyclists prepare for ‘La Vuelta’ in Benitatchell In a dress rehearsal for this Summer’s ‘La Vuelta Ciclista Espana’, Spain’s version of the ‘Tour de France’, three ex-champion cyclists will race to the top of the Cumbre del Sol mountain in Benitatchell next week.

Retired professional cyclists, Miguel Indurain, Perico Delgado and Oscar Pereiro, along with other sponsors of the Vuelta Ciclista of Spain, will test ride the local stage of the race, to the summit of Puig Llorenca del Poble Nou de Benitatxell, next Wednesday May 10.

The pro-am day of cycling, sponsored by Unipublic, teams the ex-champions with local amateur riders who are familiar with the circuit.

The 50km circuit will begin in Calpe and climb the steep road up to the summit of the mountain, most commonly known locally as Cumbre del Sol, passing through Moraira on the way back to it’s finish back in Calpe.

The race will follow the exact route of the end of the local stage of the Vuelta a Espana, which returns to the area in late summer, on August 27.

In 2015, one of the stages of the Vuelta ended in the Poble Nou de Benitatxell, and more specifically on our Puig Llorença (Cumbre del Sol) and was won by Tom Domoulin.

The stage had such an impact on the cyclists, who were pushed to their maximum by the ferocity of the terrain and the spectacular scenery around Cala Moraig, that the organisers of the Vuelta have decided to repeat this great challenge and return to the area in 2017.

The organiser fell in love with the mountain in 2015, with it’s steep climbs and 22% incline they felt it had everything to succeed in the world of cycling.

The ascent pushes the competitors to the limit and the landscape, with the beach, the cliffs is extraordinary and rare within the world of cycling.

On August 27 the race stage begins in Orihuela and finishes in Calpe after it’s climax at the top of Cumbre del Sol. The Three ex Spanish professional cyclists pitting their wits against the mountain next Wednesday have a wealth of tour titles under their helmets.

Miguel Indurain, 52, who has a house in Benidorm, won five consecutive Tours de France from 1991 to 1995, the fourth, and last, to win five times.

He won the Giro d'Italia twice, becoming one of seven people to achieve the Giro-Tour

Tom Domoulin tackling one of the spectacular climbs of the Cumbre del Sol on his Vuelta a Espana stage win in 2015

double in the same season. He wore the race leader's yellow jersey in the Tour de France for 60 days. And since the revoking of Lance Armstrong's seven wins, he now holds the record for the most consecutive Tour de France wins and shares the record for most wins with Jacques Anquetil, Bernard Hinault and Eddy Merckx.

Perico Delgado,57, won the 1988 Tour de France, as well as the Vuelta a España in 1985 and 1989. He works now as a sports commentator for Televisión Española during important cycling events.Oscar Pereiro, 39, won the 2006 Tour de France, after the original

winner Floyd Landis was disqualified for failing a doping test after his stage 17 victory.

In a complete change to previous years, this year, the Vuelta a Espana will begin in France for the first time.

The competition starts in Nimes on August 19 and will end in madrid on September 10, but the short passage to the top of the Cumbre Del Sol mountain has managed to stir the emotions of the riders and Spanish cycling press alike. One journalist enthused that: "In those 4 kilometers more things happen than in a thousand-page novel."

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What next for Joshua?

Last Saturday's thrilling Wembley victory over Wladimir Klitschko, in front of a post-war British record 90,000 fans, leaves former Olympic champion Anthony Joshua unbeaten in 19 fights as a professional now holder of the WBA and IBF world champion.

In stopping the most dominant heavyweight of this century, the question now for Joshua is who will he fight next?

The champion’s promoter, Eddie Hearn, has been hitting the phones since Saturday night to make sense of a complicated landscape, but the odds are Joshua will not fight again until October.

Matching an event as iconic as last week’s which delivered an expected pay day of 15 million pounds and finding an opponent capable of competing, looks a tall order in the short-term.

However this hasn’t stopped the big names lining up to challenge boxing’s latest hero.

First to throw his hat into the ring was Tyson Fury, who tweeted a provocative message after the match from his twitter account @tyson_fury, which read: “Well done @anthony fJoshua, good fight, you had life & death with @klitschko & I played with the guy, let’s dance “ Joshua did hit the canvas hard before toppling Klitschko, whereas Fury ducked, weaved and earned a comfortable points win by comparison in 2015.

Fury who would understandably be Joshua’s preferred option stoked the fire a little further on Monday by claiming: “I can beat AJ with one arm tied behind my back. I don’t even need a warm-up.”

Meanwhile, Anthony Joshua had already tweeted a message to Fury which read, "Fury, where you at baby?"

The truth remains that, substantially overweight and devoid of a boxing licence, former world champion Fury will likely need time and a warm-up bout before meeting the IBF and WBA champion.

Other options are WBC champion Deontay Wilder who warned Joshua not to get "comfortable, I’m coming for you” Wilder's lack of appeal in the UK presents a difficulty, so he would probably needs at least one more fight as he is not at the stage of his career to hold pay-per-view stature yet.

Wladimir Klitschko too, confirmed he holds a rematch option, adding that he believes the champion is "vulnerable" at times. "I could have done more to finish him off," said the 41-year-old.

However, Joshua beieves the Ukrainian’s elder brother, Vitali, and his partner, the American actress Hayden Panettiere, will counsel against his continuing in the sport at 41 after taking a heavy beating in the 11th and final round.

Most boxing pundits agree the champion’s next fight will proably be in Madison Square Garden against a lesser challenger, or at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff against WBC champion, Wilder.

Joshua's rise, after being all-but beaten in the sixth round, to administer a devastating uppercut and finish in the 11th, wowed the world of boxing. American viewers tuned in and lapped up the destruction.

Legendary boxers Sugar Ray Leonard and Evander Holyfield were just some of those tweeting praise, while promoter Eddie Hearn believes his fighter's profile is now "stratospheric", adding: "He is unquestionably world boxing's biggest star."

His standing as a marketable asset for more than a dozen global brands brings closer his ambition to become boxing's first billionaire, while it also heaps pressure on his broad shoulders.

"The win accelerates him to be one of the world's most sought-after major properties," said sports marketing expert Alun James, UK chief executive at Four Sports and Sponsorships.

"A YouGov survey showed 20% of the UK population have a favourable view of him. That is a very good number for boxing, which is not a mainstream sport.

"Because he's a young black man, he also allows brands to extend into demographics they haven't worked in before. He's already working with brands from Asia to the US, the UK and Dubai.

"I think he will certainly be the richest boxer ever and probably surpass Floyd Mayweather, who set the benchmark."

The champion himself said The champion said: "I showed that fights are won in the gym.

It gets tough and boxing isn't easy.

You have to have the whole package."

With every passing punch, he looks just that.

After his thrilling victory last weekend, Boxing World Champion Anthony Joshua may not fight again until October

Gold medal winner aged 101

Man Kaur, 101, on the way to her Gold medal winning sprint victory at the World masters Games in Auckland NZ last week

We’re always being told that it’s never too late to take up a new sport, but very few of us imagine we’d become a gold medal winning athlete once we did.

However that didn’t deter Man Kaur, from Chandighar India, who took up sprinting rather late in life, at the age of 93 years young, following encouragement from her son Gurdev Singh, 78.Eight years later, the remarkable athlete has just won her 20th medal at the World masters Games in Auckland New Zealand.

The World Masters Games is an international multi-sport event held every four years which, in terms of competitor numbers, has developed into the largest of its kind.

Anyone can participate in the games so long as they are over the age of 35 though some sports will allow athletes who are younger than that. Participants compete for themselves – there are no country delegations. Beyond the age requirement and membership in that sport's governing body, there are no competition qualification requirements.

The 101-year-old Indian athlete said she feels like a hero after picking up her first gold medal at the New Zealand World Masters Games.Man Kaur won gold, and the heart of the crowd, when she completed the 100m sprint at the 2017 World Masters Games in Auckland on Monday.

Ms Kaur is the only contender in the over 100 age grade, so effectively, unless she falls over and fails to finish, the 101 year old is guaranteed a Gold medal every time she takes to the field.But that isn’t the point, as World Masters Games director Dianne McAteer succinctly pointed out, Ms Kaur is "just everything that World Masters Games epitomises"."It's a sport for life, it's being active, it's about not letting age be a barrier to being active so she's amazing."

Ms Kaur completed the 100 metres in a personal best time of, one minute and 14 seconds, but didn’t rest on her laurels, through a translator she told TV reporters she feels like she's "Mother India"She went on to win another three gold medals during the remainder of the week, in the 200 metre sprint, the shotput and in the javelin, competition, where she set a new record for her age group of 5 metres.

Speaking to the press afterwards the ecstatic winner of 20 medals said, "I'm going to run again, I'm not going to give up. I will participate, there's no full stop."

Speaking to the Canadian Press, her son said: "When she wins, she goes back to India, and she's excited to tell others, 'I have won so many medals from this country.' Winning makes her happy."

When training at home in Chandigarh, Kaur runs a number of short distances every evening - and she believes other women should follow in her footsteps.

"She encourages them, old ladies, that they should run, they should not eat wrong foods, and they should encourage their children also to take part in the Games," said her son.So, the question is, will Man Kaur be back to defend her titles at the next World Masters Games in Kansai Japan in 2021 at the age of 105?

And the answer is rhetorical ……

Would you back against it?

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