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Issue 914

28th April - 4th May

Jihadi suspect arrested in Teulada

New EWNMG takeover eWn MediA group (eWnMg) has further expanded its portfolio of newspapers by taking over the Sol times publications p5

Four ton shark landed in Calpe An eight metre long Peregrine shark was landed in Calpe by the espercal fishing boat p10

by Andy Mansell

Thinking of selling your Spanish Property?

Is it time to try another Estate Agent?

Wincham have all the right tools to find you a buyer!!

Read moRe with mark Roach p28

Dodge Challenger Demon •p53

Rene (Dennis Arthurs) enjoying the attentions of waitresses Yvette (Paula Beer) and Mimi (Michèle MacKinnon-Kesselring) rather too much

‘Allo ‘Allo Alcalali Listen, foR i will say this only once ….. if you’re looking for a rollocking good laugh next month, you need to get yourselves along to the Careline theatre in alcalali.

Read more on page 38.

the SPAniSh interior ministry released a statement last Wednesday April 26, reporting the arrest of a man in teulada suspected of having connections to daesh /iSiS. the 46-year-old egyptian man arrested in the northern Costa Blanca town is suspected of having "facilitated the return of terrorists belonging to daesh (iS) who had decided to return from Syria and iraq," the interior ministry said in the statement. he is suspected of providing them with a place to stay and helping the returning terrorists with administrative procedures. he is also alleged to have distributed "documents justifying attacks committed by daesh" amongst the local Muslim community in his area and on social media networks, the statement said. in a separate incident reported within the same statement from the interior Ministry, Police have also arrested a 29-year-old Spaniard in the poor district of el Principe in Ceuta, the Spanish enclave in north Africa. the statement said that Police described him as "a key element in daesh's recruitment and indoctrination machine." they said "he recruited vulnerable young people to progressively radicalise them", and was suspected of wanting to go to conflict zones himself. his wife had previously been detained on suspicion of similar propaganda and recruitment activities.

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Alicante province had 119 bike accidents involving minors last year

by Andy Mansell Figures released this week reveal the alicante region recorded 119 accidents last year involving minors, aged 17 and under, riding two wheel modes of transport.

The largest group of accidents involved mopeds driven by youngsters aged between 15 and 17. These figures sat at 62%, followed by those involving bikes, then motorcycles.

The data was provided by government spokesperson Juan Carlos Moragues, who spoke at length about safety issues regarding two wheel transport, to a group of over 100 children and young adults at the sacred Hearts Marists school in alicante.

Moragues explained to the audience that 10% of the recorded accidents resulted in hospitalization for the victim. in his road safety lecture, he stressed the importance of wearing a helmet at all times when riding on two wheels, giving his audience stark figures that prove if a driver riding on two wheels, travelling at a speed of 30km per hour were to have an accident, the risk of them dying in the collision is a frightening 98%.

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Continued from front page These arresTs in Teulada and the enclave of Ceuta in Northern Morocco came just a day after spanish police detained four men with alleged links to suspects involved in the Brussels airport and metro attacks last year. according to the interior ministry, 69 suspected jihadists were arrested in 2016 and another 29 have been held so far this year. however the Ministry reports that spain has seen far fewer citizens travelling abroad to join the ranks of Is than other european countries. according to the real Instituto elcano, a prominent spanish think tank, around 160 spain-based "fighters" have left the country for conflict zones, compared with more than a thousand in neighbouring France.

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Jeremy Corbyn promises the UK four new bank holidays

Jeremy Corbyn campaigning in Croydon

by Tahnee Wright A LAbour government would seek to create four new uK-wide bank holidays, Jeremy Corbyn says.

The proposals suggest public holidays on St David's Day (1 March), St Patrick’s Day (17 March), St George's Day (23 April) and St Andrew’s Day (30 November).

Mr Corbyn believes the move would ‘celebrate the national cultures of our proud nations’.

The uK currently has eight public holidays a year – the fewest of any G20 or Eu country.

Normally, England and Wales have eight bank holidays a year, Scotland nine and Northern Ireland 10. Labour says the average for G20 countries is 12. under the Labour bank holiday policy, the devolved administrations would have the final say on whether to approve the extra days off.

The leader of Plaid Cymru, Leanne Wood, welcomed the idea - telling the bbC her party had supported a holiday on St David's Day for many years. but a Conservative source said: ‘The british economy would be on a permanent holiday if Mr Corbyn got near Downing Street.’

UK banK hoLIdays - England and Wales (8): New Year's Day, Good Friday, Easter Monday, Early May bank holiday, Spring bank holiday, Summer bank holiday, Christmas Day, boxing Day - Scotland (9): Similar, but without Easter Monday and with the summer bank holiday at the start of August rather than the end, plus 2 January and St Andrew's Day in addition - Northern Ireland (10): Same as England and Wales, plus St Patrick's Day and battle of the boyne Mr Corbyn said in a speech on Sunday: ‘The four nations that make up our great country have rarely been more divided due to the damaging and divisive policies of this Conservative government.’ ‘but where Theresa May divides, Labour will unite our four nations.’

‘A Labour government will make St George's Day - England's national day and Shakespeare's birthday - a public holiday, along with St David's Day, St Andrew's Day and St Patrick's Day.’ ‘These holidays will be a chance for workers to spend time with their families, in their communities and with their friends.’ ‘but they will also be a chance to celebrate the national cultures of our proud nations.’

Ferry crash causes three-kilometre oil slick

EmErgEncy tEams in the canary Islands raced on saturday to contain a threekilometre oil slick caused by a ferry crashing into underwater fuel pipes, the regional government said in a statement. the regional government activated emergency plans to control and clean up the nearly two-mile spill around Las Palmas de gran canaria and telde, the two main towns on the spanish resort island of gran canaria, the regional government said. the ferry crashed into a pier where the pipes were located late on Friday after suffering a technical fault that caused a power cut, a spokesman for operating company naviera armas on saturday. the 140 passengers were unhurt apart from some minor injuries, he said.

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New EWNMG takeover Sol TimeS acquired by parent company.

EWN MEdia Group (EWNMG) has further expanded its portfolio of newspapers by taking over the Sol Times publications.

The takeover announcement comes just weeks after EWNMG, the parent company of Euro Weekly News, added the well-established, three-edition RTN Costa Blanca newspaper firm to its expanding newspaper empire.

Originally launched in the almeria area in 2005, since then the Sol Times has further expanded into Costa Calida, Mar Menor, and Costa Blanca. after completing the latest takeover negotiations earlier this month, Michel and Steven Euesden, owners of EWNMG, instigated internal restructuring.

This has today led to all four editions of Sol Times being back on the streets with a greater print run and improved distribution, upgraded paper quality and size, and increased news content.

Michel said: “The aim of EWNMG is to offer all media clients the very best advertising and marketing opportunities to suit their target audience needs as well as their budgets.

With the four additional Sol Times edition titles added to the group we now offer the widest choice of advertising options along the Costas with three newspaper brands and a total of 13 editions..

Based on more than 20 years experience and local knowledge originally gained by EWN – the founding and ever-present strength of EWNMG – i know that exciting times lie ahead for the Sol Times publications and team members as part of a much larger media family.”

The Sol Times was originally founded by Rob and Chrissie Matthews and they have run the titles for the last 12 years.

Michel and Steven Euesden

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28th April - 4th May

Finestrat asks Benidorm for help with water treatment

Benidorm Water treatment plants will soon be supplying neighbours Finestrat

by Andy Mansell Benidorm City Council recently reached an agreement with neighbours Finestrat to supply water treatment to part of their municipality. the water Finestrat currently receives from Consorcio de Aguas de la marina Baixa will once the infrastructure is set up, be treated by the two water treatment facilities in Benidorm. the deal, which was unanimously agreed by benidorm in a council meeting, will help Finestrat deal with heavy period of rains such as the ones the region en-

dured during last Winter. once treated, the Water will supply the areas of La Cala de Finestrat, the commercial and industrial zone between the two municipalities and the urbanizations of the surrounding areas of Sierra Cortina.

Councillor responsible for water, José ramón González de Zárate, explained the agreement was an example of "solidarity and collaboration between municipalities" in water treatment, for which "Benidorm has always been a benchmark and we want to continue being seen in this way.’’

According to Zarate, the request made

by Finestrat City Council "values our water infrastructures", he also explained that for the moment , the neighboring municipality of Finestrat is the only one that "has viability" to resort to the water treatment plants in Benidorm. the reason the arrangement is possible is thanks to an investment carried out by diputación Provincial de Alicante that allows Finestrat to connect its distribution network to the one of the city.

Both councils are anxious for the water treatment to start as soon as possible and once set up Finestrat will pay Benidorm for the volume of water treated.

New Social Services van in Benissa The CiTy Council of Benissa recently purchased a new van to be used by the Social Services.

The van - which cost just over €32,000 - is fully adapted with technologies such as an automatic ramp to transport the elderly, those with special needs, disabilities and other impairments.

Councillor Juan Manuel explained it was ‘very necessary to change the vehicle because its predecessor was very old. The new vehicle will enable the Social Services to provide the best service to users, both in efficiency and comfort.’

Any member of the public wishing to make use of this free service should contact Luis Crespo on 608 012 347 between 7.00am – 3.00pm Monday to Friday.

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Ryanair begin major Spanish recruitment campaign IrIsh aIrlIne giants ryanair are looking to increase staffing levels by more than 3500 employees with a major recruitment drive throughout spain during the month of May.

by Andy Mansell The Low Cost airline arrived in Spain earlier this week and will stay until the end of May seeking to recruit new cabin crew for its flights.

In addition to 2,000 cabin crew members, Ryanair wants to employ 1,000 pilots, 250 aircraft engineers and will promote 300 inhouse officials.

Roadshows will be held in Málaga, Granada, Valencia, Sevilla, Barcelona and Madrid in a bid to take on more staff as part of its plan to expand the payroll by 3,550 over the course of 2017.

The Irish carrier has admitted its future investment in the UK is uncertain in light of Brexit, but this appears to be proving no barrier to its european continent-wide growth.

Ryanair started life in 1985 headed by current Ceo Michael o’Leary, with a single prop plane flying between Dublin and London.

Now, considered to be one of the world’s fastest growing airline groups, they currently hold bases in 84 european airports, including Alicante, Valencia, Murcia, Almeria and Castellon in our region.

Those seeking a job as a cabin crew member do not need any previous experience, since they will be fully trained once taken on, and the package includes major travel perks.

For anyone interested in attending one of the roadshows , visit the airline’s recruitment page on their website for exact locations. however, the dates are as follows: Granada on wednesday, May 3; Barcelona on Thursday, May 4; Madrid on wednesday, May 10; Málaga or Sevilla on Friday, May 19; Valencia on Thursday, May 25, or Madrid or Barcelona on Friday, May 26.

Interested parties can also register via the website www.crewlink.ie.

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Environment ministry launches iniative to prevent forest fires

by Andy Mansell The MinisTry of Agriculture, environment, Climate change and rural Development has this week launched a campaign designed to increase awareness and self-protection measures against forest fires amongst residents of homes located in urban-forest environments.

The director general of Forest Fire Prevention, Delia Álvarez, presided over the launch of the initiative entitled "#sTOPALFOC" amongst residents living in the urbanizations of Monastery of santo espíritu, Gilet in the north of Valencia.

The residents were invited to a workshop designed to offer advice and help on best practice to prevent fires and procedures to follow in the case of fire breaking out. The campaign targets areas at most risk from the devastating fires which destroyed many areas of the region last summer and the workshops will continue at strategic locations throughout the Valencian Community over the coming weeks. Delia Álvarez explained that the campaign aims to promote awareness and selfprotection to people living in affected villas, houses and urbanizations and to also: ‘’appeal to citizens to act responsibly in order to avoid negligence that

Workshops in Fire safety and prevention are to be held across the Valencia region in the coming weeks may lead to forest fires. it must be taken into account that the management of a forest fire is very complex, since it can endanger human lives, material goods and the natural environment itself.’’ she continued: ‘’For this reason, it is necessary that people living in these areas have preventive measures and self-protection in case of fire.’’she hoped the campaign will give greater security to the owners of the properties in urban forested areas. The workshops are being held to give information to enable householders to plan the defence of their own property. They will also be given advice on how to assemble in safe zones and on the minimum requirements that need to be fulfilled to minimize the risks of fire.

The initiative will see 54 workshops take

place in the 106 areas considered to be most at risk within the whole of the Valencian Communidad. representatives from the environmental agency will hold the information workshops along with officials from the Consortium of Firemen of Valencia. in addition to residents, presidents and administrators of urbanizations most at risk, invitations will also be handed out to representatives of the municipalities in which the talks are given.

At the first launch meeting officials from the town councils of Gilet, Torres-Torres, estivella, Albalat dels Tarongers, sagunto, Petrés, Algimia, Alfara de la Baronia, Algar de Palancia and segart all took part in the workshop. Alvarez, however stressed that the ultimate responsibility for the prevention of fires falls on the householders themselves and adequate precautions must be taken to avoid fires occurring in the first instance.

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Benidorm centre to get new roundabout

by Andy Mansell Benidorm City Council have been given the green light to a new roundabout which will be built to help traffic flow on the Avenida de mediterraneo before the start of Summer 2018.

Head of Public Works, José ramón González de Zárate, confirmed that the roundabout will be constructed on the junction with Avenida castello, towards the rincon de Loix end of the dual carriageway, Avenida de mediterraneo which runs parallel to the Levante beachfront. the work is expected to cost in the region of 75,000€, however this money will not come out of the city budget as it will be paid for by the ALSA transport concessionaire in a reciprocal agreement with the municipal council. in turn for full payment for the construction work of the project, the council have agreed that ALSA can also erect a new bus stop on the Avenida de mediterraneo, close to the new roundabout, to be used by buses on their busy Benidorm to madrid route. this will be an additional stop off point for the buses, either before or after they stop for picking up and dropping off at the main Benidorm bus station on the outskirts of the city. de Zárate pointed out that "this roundabout has been much sought after by public transport services, both urban buses and taxis, as it will give fluidity to the traffic of

Avenida de Mediterraneo looking towards the Rincon de Loix, where the new roundabout will be constructed

the mediterranean Avenue allowing the vehicles to make a change of direction.”

Currently traffic wishing to turn into Avenida Castello at this point of the road are required to proceed to the end of Avenida de mediterraneo to its junction with Avenida Atmella del mar, before making a U-turn. the councillor also confirmed that resurfacing work on the stretch of Avenida de mediterraneo between Avenidas europa and Atmella de mar will also go ahead before the start of next summer.

However, he explained the cost of work on the project, which will also include resurfacing of the pavements either side, will be paid for from city funds. de Zarate, detailed that the works "will focus on the stretch between the avenues of europa and Atmella del mar. this stretch corresponds to the second phase of the

remodeling of the mediterranean Avenue, where it is expected to act in the next legislature”.

Whilst he admitted that work on the first phase between Avenida europa and Plaza triangular was rushed, he explained that intended to wait for the next phase: ”We want to start at the end of this year. " he said, adding that: "included in the budget proposals is work to eliminate the multiple bumps and irregularities that the roadway presents currently, that hinder the safe passage of drivers, cyclists and pedestrians". ‘’We will also serve to renew the stretches of sidewalk that are more deteriorated, avoiding pitfalls for pedestrians and the consequent claims of responsibility to the City council." the construction of the roundabout will coincide with the resurfacing work, in order to reduce traffic congestion and is expected to last in the region of three weeks.

Four ton super shark landed in Calpe An eight metre long Peregrine shark, on record as the fastest swimming shark species found in the Oceans of the World, was landed in Calpe Harbour by the Espercal fishing boat last Wednesday April 26.

The fish, also known also known as the Short Fin Mako Shark, was caught by the fishing boat from the Calpe fleet approximately 16 nautical miles off the coast of the Costa Blanca.

The shark, which weighed over four tonnes proved difficult for the fisherman to land owing to it’s weight and the fact it became trapped in the silt on the sea bed of the harbour. the body of the dead shark will remain with the Calpe Port authorities until technical specialists from the Valencia department of Oceanography arrive on scene to examine the corpse and perform an autopsy.

The Peregrine Shark is not a common sight in the Mediterranean, normally preferring more Tropical waters and is rarely spotted above 90 metres of depth.

It is however, capable of speeds up to 18 metres per second or 42 miles per hour.

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UNICEF calls for action in Central Mediterranean

by Tahnee Wright NotiNg iNcreases in number of migrants, including children, attempting to reach european shores using the central Mediterranean route and consequent rise in number of deaths, the United Nations children's Fund (UNiceF) has called for safe and legal pathways for those who are fleeing conflict, poverty and depravation. according to UNiceF estimates, at least 849 people, including more than 150 children, perished at sea while trying to make the perilous crossing since January this year. ‘it is deeply concerning that vulnerable people, including thousands of children, are risking their lives to reach europe's shores using this incredibly dangerous route,’ afshan Khan, the UNiceF regional Director and special coordinator for the refugee and Migrant crisis in europe, said in a news release on saturday. since the start of the year, nearly 37,000 refugees and migrants - 13 per cent of them children - have reached italy by sea via the central Mediterranean. this is an increase of 42 per cent compared to the same time period last year. in particular, unaccompanied and separated children are at most risk and these numbers too have seen a dramatic increase. in January and February this year, some

1,865 unaccompanied and separated children arrived in italy, an increase of 40 per cent compared to the same period last year.

UNiceF also noted that recent good weather and calmer waters in the Mediterranean have been accompanied by a surge in refugees and migrants attempting to cross. During the easter weekend alone, more than 8,300 were rescued from the sea between Libya and italy. at least eight migrants were reported to have drowned over the weekend. ‘this is further evidence that when safe and legal pathways to migration are cut off, desperate children and families will do whatever they can to flee conflict, poverty and depravation,’ noted Ms. Khan. as part of its global policy for children on the move, the UN agency has been calling for more action to protect child refugees and migrants, particularly unaccompanied children; end the detention of children seeking refugee status or migrating; and to promote measures to combat xenophobia, discrimination and marginalization in countries of transit and destination. it has also underlined the need to keep families together as the best way to protect children and give children legal status; to ensure that all refugee and migrant children have opportunities to learn, access to health care and other quality services; and to address the underlying causes of large scale movements of refugees and migrants.

Health matters on the agenda for British Legion Benidorm MeMbers and friends of the benidorm branch of the royal british Legion will soon have the opportunity to attend a series of short talks regarding health issues which affect people as they progress through the years.

The talks will feature various speakers who will in most cases be professionals in the health field. However, talks are not intended as a marketing tool but moreover to advise and inform.

The first talk will be held after the branch general meeting at the Ciudad Patricia Seniors Resort, Calle Rumania, Benidorm at 12.00pm on Friday May 5.

The speaker will be Fay Gallagher who will talk about the importance of regular medical eye tests and most frequent eye conditions in older people that can be detected in the early stages by the various tests available.

The branch meets at Ciudad Patricia Seniors Resort C/Rumania Benidorm the first Friday of each month at 11.00am. There are bar and restaurant facilities available and visitors are welcome.

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Benidorm refreshes the parts other TV beer ads can’t Benidorm will once again be featured heavily on TV this summer, but this time on a prime time Spanish TV ad for the Beer company Heineken.

By Andy Mansell Benidorm will once again be featured heavily on TV this summer, but this time on a prime time Spanish TV ad for the Beer company Heineken.

A video was recorded last week on the Poniente beachfront area, featuring singer david otero performing his single ‘Sal a la Calle’ which is the theme tune being used for a TV advert to promote Heineken’s Summer beer Amstel radler …. Beer with lemon.

Benidorm was chosen as a location for the video following a social media campaign asking the beer company’s instagram and Twitter followers to pick their three ideal locations for filming. over 6.6 million people voted and Benidorm was chosen in the top three along with the Plaza de oriente in madrid and the famous iron bridge in Salamanca. oscar Greca, a 27 year old draughtsman from madrid was chosen from all the followers who voted, to make an appearance with david otero in the video clip, in addition to the

David Otero pictured during the filming of the Amstel Radler TV advert

prize obtained the winner was also officially recognized by Visit Benidorm as a #Benilover The video clip will be seen on Spanish TV screens across all the main channels at the beginning of may during prime time programmes.

He has received all the support of the Council of Tourism of Benidorm

who fully approved and endorsed the bureaucratic procedures and advised exteriors locations for the production company through the Benidorm Film office. in addition the Visit Benidorm Foundation has also actively collaborated in the making of the video that promotes the city as a perfect movie set.

International capoeira tournament comes to Alfas

More than 150 students and trainers practicing the art of Capoeira will descend on the Pau Gasol Pavilion in alfas del Pi on the weekend of May 12, 13, and 14 for the annual International Festival.the event is organized by the town council in conjunction with arte Popular oria Zambi and regular alfas Capoeira teacher Carlos tavares expects to attract participants from as far afield as angola, Cape Verde, Brazil, Guinea, Switzerland, France, Portugal, Italy, norway, Sweden and Spain.

Capoeira is a Brazilian martial art that combines elements of dance, acrobatics and music. It was developed in Brazil mainly by angolans, at the beginning of the 16th century.It is known for its quick and complex manoeuvres, predominantly using power, speed, and leverage across a wide variety of kicks, spins and techniques.throughout the weekend the students will have a choice of workshop sessions to attend including Welcome Wheel and the african Percussion Course. Sessions take place from 10:00am to 2:00pm, and from 4:00pm to 9:00pm.other courses on offer are Capoeira de angola, Capoeira regional, Capboxe, Maculele, acrobatics, afrodance, Samba, Capotrival, and Berinbalada and they will be taught at all levels. on Sunday May 14 at 4:00pm in the Pau Gasol pavilion a farewell round will be performed featuring all the participating students and teachers from the event.

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28th April - 4th May

Animal charity in urgent appeal for bric a brac

by Staff Reporter If you’re looking for a good reason to do a little Spring Cleaning around the house soon and dispose of unwanted items cluttering your home, the ArC Jalon Valley have the perfect answer for you.The animal rescue charity based in the Jalon Valley are in urgent need of all kinds of bric-a-brac and gifts for a stall they are running at the Jalon Valley Help fair on Sunday May 14.

Anyone wishing to donate items should take them along as soon as possible to the ArC shop on Calle Valencia 1, Jalon, opposite The Cut hairdressers, during their opening hours, which are from 10.00am to 13.30pm Mondays to fridays.

They are also holding a hoop-la

game during the fair and are desperately in need of prizes and gifts to hand out to participants.

Also on the stall at the Jalon fair will be photos of some of the ArC rescue animals that need fostering and/ or adoption, plus a donation tin and a box for any items you can donate for the animals.

Dog and cat food, blankets, towels, toys, collars, leads, cat litter etc. are always needed and will be put to immediate good use.

All donations will be gratefully received both before and on the day. Why not pop along to support them at the fair. you could even have a go at the Hoop-La game. Who know, you may win a prize.

The charity are also appealing for more volunteers. Anyone who could spare

a few hours a week, fortnight, or each month to help in the ArC shop or walk the dogs, would be welcomed with open arms. They are struggling to ensure the ArC shop in Jalon is adequately staffed during it’s opening times, but recently they have suffered from changes in circumstances of some of their volunteers.

Some of their valued helpers have suffered from ill health, whilst others have returned to the uK or moved to other areas in Spain. Therefore the number of volunteers they can call on for help has shrunk dramatically creating something of a personnel crisis.

Anyone who feels able to help in any way, is asked to call into the shop or contact Jayne 649 310 285 or Sally 625 985 689, or email jalonvalleyarc@yahoo.co.uk.

Bargains galore

If you’re out and about in Calpe this coming Saturday morning, April 29, be sure to pop along to the Perlamar Centre, off Calle Gabriel Miro, where Calpe Beacon are holding a Mini rastro, with all proceeds going to help underprivileged children in the area. The rastro will be open between 10.00am and 1.00pm, with bargains available for everyone. There will also be tea and coffee supplied courtesy of CCff. Calpe Beacon was established in 2015 and is run by a group of volunteers who live in Calpe and its environs.

Their aim is improving the quality of life and add value to the lives of children and young people living in the eMAuS home in Calpe.They raise money to help support local underprivileged children through buying items of necessity, focusing on individuals immediate needs. All monies raised from donations or events such as Saturday’s Mini rastro will be utilized for specific projects not normally catered for in the administrative budgets and running costs of the eMAuS children’s home in Calpe.

English camp for Javea children

The CounCillor for Youth of the City of Javea, Ximo Segarra opened the registration for the english summer camp organised by Monjove this week. The camp will be held from July 8 - 17 at the Pla de l'oroneta hostel in Teulada. There are 60 places available and these will be allocated on a first come, first serve basis.

The camp, which combines fun and learning, is aimed at children and young people of Javea between the ages of 12 and 18 years who are studying eSo, Baccalaureate or ‘ciclos formativos’. The trip will cost 230€ and includes accommodation, full board, english classes, activities and 24/7 supervision. For more information, check out www.monjovexabia.com or call 965 795 400.

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DKV prize for Abbeygate Insurance Sales Team A PRIZE for success in reaching a second category target in health insurance sales has recently been awarded to the sales team of Abbeygate Insurance, from the international specialists in health insurance, DKV Seguros S.A.

We are delighted to have been awarded this prize, it is always fantastic for our team of staff to be recognised for their hard work and dedication to excellent customer care

AbbeygAte Ate InsurAnce A InsurAnce have a great working partnership with DKV, which has resulted in their appreciation, in the form of a prize of €900, which will go towards a day out, where the team can have a bonding experience and a lovely meal out to celebrate their achievement.

Abbeygate said, “We are delighted to have been awarded this prize, it is always fantastic for our team of staff to be recognised for their hard work and dedication to excellent customer care.”

Abbeygate Insurance offer a variety of insurance for, health; motor vehicle; home; travel; marine; funeral; life; pet; golf; commercial including public and employment liability insurance. their head office is in estepona and they also have offices in Portugal, cyprus and the united Kingdom.

Abbeygate the largest independently owned expat insurance in spain offer tailored health packages with optional excess amounts available to best suit their client’ needs. Abbeygate are famous for professional friendly service. caring for their clients is the basis of there success. they are special because they have a great team of dedicated sales professionals, who are english-speaking. they assess the needs of the client on an individual basis, through an underwriter, to ensure that they receive the best service and the best advice. the underwriter houses medical professionals who assess each application accordingly and therefore give the best advice.

Abbeygate Insurance has accumulated many years of experience in caring for expatriate and local clients, giving an appropriate service that is tailor-made to each individual. the company is special in the way that they offer a service that fo-

cuses on the needs of the individual and are able to put the customers’ minds at rest. they are also offering discounted rates of 25 per cent, for the remainder of 2017. there's an offer you shouldn't miss.

Abbeygate’s partner in health insurance, DKV seguros s.A. are specialists in health insurance and have an extensive network of branches, sales branches and exclusive agencies throughout spain. this allows them to provide a personal and quality service to all their clients. In recent years they have become one of the top five medical insurance companies in the country, though their two commercial trademarks in spain: DKV and ergO. studies have also recognised them on numerous occasions as the insurance company with the largest number of satisfied clients. their managerial policy is guided towards the client, guaranteeing them strength security and an excellent quality service. their focus is on innovation, which includes new specialised products that are introduced into already existing coverage and products, ensuring that clients are made aware of these as part of their individual. the staff at Abbeygate are always at your service, so if you

If you are interested in getting to know the team, contact sales at Abbeygate Insurance by telephone 951 277 455 or email sales@abbeygateinsure.com

happen to be in the area, just call in anytime to make some enquiries. there is Adam from Manchester, who has a background in management and has lived in spain for over nine years. there are the twin girls, Holly and toni, along with their older sister, charlie who have all been educated and living in spain for 17 years. sandy was born and raised in India and studied in barcelona. Matthew is from birmingham and has lived on the coast for five years. simona is the visiting rep from DKV and is of spanish nationality. they will start celebrating their prize money, with a trip on saturday April 29, when they visit the estepona go Kart track. the team will be joined by their dedicated renewals department and also the claims and accounting team.

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Javea Fine Arts Society take the silk road

by Staff Reporter The Marina alta Fine arts Society will be welcoming an expert on the history and culture of the Middle east and north afrca as guest speaker at their next meeting.

Christopher Bradley, a professional tour guide, lecturer, author, photographer and film maker will present his talk entitled The Silk road during the meeting at Javea Parador on Thursday May 4.The Silk road extended for over 8,000 kms from China to Venice, acting as a highway for beliefs, ideas, inventions and art, whilst silk was just one of the many products traded for 1,400 years.

On the journey Christopher takes them on, his fellow travellers will see traditional murals, ceramics, statues, carpets, architecture, mosaics, tile-work, rock carvings and of course silk itself.

Chris Bradley is a writer, photographer, film-maker, lecturer and tour leader specialising in the Middle east and north africa. he has written and photographed for the Berlitz Guides to Oman, abu Dhabi, Libya, Cairo, egypt red Sea and nile Cruising, as well as the Discovery Guide to Yemen. he has contributed to the insight Guides to The Silk road, egypt and Travel Photography. his travel photographs have appeared in almost every UK national newspaper and magazine. as a cameraman and producer for his own production company Zanzibar Films, he has made television documentaries for the BBC, Channel 4 and national Geographic TV. ahead of the talk by Christopher, Chair of the society, Tony Cabban will give an update on the proposed plans for the new name and visual identity of the The arts Society, which will replace naDFaS as the new operating name. The name The arts Society isn't a radical change, it better com-

municates that the group are inspired by all arts and makes a strong statement about the role they play in the community and wider society. as usual after the presentation and question time, complimentary drinks will be available where members and guests can socialise with each other, the committee and the presenter, whilst also, discussing the exciting proposals for further presentations later in the year.

This will be the final meeting of the Marina alta Fine arts Society before they break for the summer recess. registration will begin at 10:00am and close at 10:50am, coffee is available in the auditorium and the presentation will start promptly at 11:00am. Guests of members are welcome as visitors but must register in advance by e-mail with secretary@mafas.org.uk.

Guest speaker at the next meeting of the Marina Alta Fine Arts Society, Christopher Bradley

Lunch with a view

Javea U3A Ladies That Lunch

A stunning, birds-eye view of the bay, plus a delicious meal with great company was on the menu for the Javea u3A Ladies that Lunch last week. the group, started by leaders sally Wells and katrina Frost was initially set up as a means of, to quote sally, "meeting new people over lunch and having a jolly good chinwag" chinwag"the choice of restaurant changes on each occasion, with Sally and katrina always striving to find some somewhere new and a little unusual.

Last week’s venue was no exception as around 50 members met at the Attico Restaurant high above the port of Javea, where they enjoyed some of the best views in town along with an extremely tasty 3 course lunch wine.their other halves were not completely left out either, as ten with wine. of the ‘Abandonados’, as they are affectionately known, met for lunch at the nearby Ca maria Restaurant.Anyone interested in joining the group, should contact the group Leaders at ladies.that.lunch@u3ajavea.org

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€1,500 raised for Teulada– Moraira Alzheimer’s Society

by Tahnee Wright ABBA Elite wow crowd in charity performance at Espai la Senieta ABBA Elite put on a dazzling performance on April 20 at the Espai la Senieta, Moraira to raise funds for the Teulada – Moraira Alzheimer’s Society (AFA).The show raised €1,500 euros and a grand draw and ‘honor bar’ helped to make the evening a roaring success.

Colin Lilley - M.C. for the evening - entertained the audience with his wry sense of humour, introducing the band and running the draw. Colin extended his greatest thanks to the production team, the band and the Ayuntamiento for all their efforts in support of such a worthy cause.The sell out show was produced by Magnum Charity Concerts. Magnum Charity Concerts regularly brings together hundreds of locals and tourists alike and will present the last show of this current series on May 18 when the Blues Brothers and Sister Act come to town.

Both acts produce a high-energy performance and are truly ‘crowd pleasers’ with their fabulous take on these classic tributes to the films of the era. This will be a fitting finale to the series with a fun filled event which promises to be ‘not just a show, but a party’, and the boys (and girls) encourage audience participation to the max.

Magnum Charity Concerts will be ‘pulling all the stops on this one’ and with a free bar and grand draw, an enjoyable time is sure to

be had by all. To ensure your seats for a great evening’s entertainment, don’t delay and book early to avoid disappointment.For tickets and information please call 966 491 917 or

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Storytelling Marathon in Benitachell The BeniTachell Municipal library played host to the Poble nou Storytelling Marathon last week.The event, organised by the library to celebrate World Book Day on april 23, attracted over 60 children from the municipality. it provided the perfect opportunity for young storytellers to get involved, as the library transformed into a space of magic and imagination with more than two hours of continuous fables. The children also enjoyed creating a large mural with many of their favourite story characters.

email colinlilley1424@gmail.com For information on all Magnum Charity events please call 966 499 954 / 618 017 201 or email bunnyjohnson57@gmail.com.

Bone marrow and blood donation marathon in Benissa

After lAst year's resounding success, Benissa held its second 'bone marrow and blood donation marathon' last thursday, with 84 donors attending. the objective of the annual initiative is to encourage local people to get involved in giving blood and donating bone marrow. Councilor for Health Carol Ivars extended her greatest thanks to all involved, both the donors and the local business partners - farmacia Pepa Martí, Iceland, tintoreria lagoon, talleres Marti, Herboristeria Natura, restaurant Cuina de 2, farmacia Andres femenia, farmacia Mario solon Munoz, sendra decoracion, la tenda del foc, el Calaix Groc, restaurant Giro, farmacia Carmen Villanueva and Cuin&proyect.

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U3A Marina Baixa head due south

by Andy Mansell Forty nine members of the U3A Marina Baixa, set off on their latest adventure last week, heading off to the South of the costa Blanca. they left Albir early, in cool, cloudy conditions, travelling to the Segura river area of Murcia, where they were joined by two more members. the first stop on the group’s schedule was a visit to the Hemp Museum in Callosa de Sugura, where they were given an insight into the extremely labour intensive processes required in the production of hemp.

Hemp was used to manufacture fishing nets, string, ropes and shoes amongst other items and whole families were involved in the industry.However hemp and it’s by products are highly toxic, causing many of the workers to fall sick when the dust from production was inhaled. travelling onwards, next on the agenda for the members was a journey into the ricote Valley where they were able to visit three of the famous water wheels of the area. these water wheels were used to distribute water from the river Segura for the irrigation of the many thousands of fruit & citrus trees in the orchards of the valley.

Luckily for the group, the skies began to clear and the sun appeared from behind the clouds, allowing them to discard their sweaters and coats by the time they reached the third and final destination on their schedule for the day.the Sanctuary of the Virgen de la esperanza (our Lady of Hope) in Calasparra, is considered to be one of the most beautiful sanctuaries in the whole of the Murcia region.the small place of worship is cut into the rock face of a sheer cliff overlooking the Segura river, surrounded by tranquil gardens which create an atmosphere of peace and

quiet. this offers a perfect opportunity for

Members visiting the Hemp Museum

visitors to spend a few moments of peaceful refection and serenity. the group arrived in time for lunch in the excellent restaurant before visiting the Sanctuary and its many interesting exhibits.the members all thoroughly enjoyed their day out, which was organized once again by rob and Liz.U3A Marina Baixa holds its general meetings on the fourth Monday of each month in the auditorium at the Casa de Cultura, Alfaz del Pi. the next Meeting is on Monday the 22nd May, the doors open at 10am and the desks close at 10.50am for a prompt 11.00 am start, please come early to sign in and get your seat.

For further information on the U3A marina Baixa and how to join the group, visit their website at www.u3amarinabaixa.com or their Facebook page. Alternatively, information can be obtained by contacting the secretary, Joan Flint on 96 586 1226 or Mobile 663 637 167.

St George’s day charity curry ‘cook off’ at the White Swan Staff and customers of the White Swan Bar in Palma de Gandia, raised nearly €1500 for charity last Sunday and celebrated the most English of days by eating the nation’s favourite dish …… Curry!

The St George’s Day Curry ‘Cook Off’ attracted numerous customers who came along to cook their favourite curry, which other guests subsequently bought and consumed with all proceeds going to help cancer sufferers. The prize for the best curry went to don 'Curry King' Bartram of Villalonga. the event was a huge success, raising a staggering 1480€ on the day, which was presented to Jacqelyne Phillips, president of the MABS Cancer Support Charity.

Organisers of the event would like to express their extreme gratitude to everyone involved in making the day so successful. The team of helpers were; the musicians, who all gave their time for free; the volunteers who gave their time and expertise to make the delicious desserts; Katmandhu Restaurant, denia for supplying the flavoursome side dishes and to the numerous Jacqelyne Phillips president of MABS Cancer Charity accepting the 1480 people who all donated raffle prizes. euros raised from the Curry 'Cook Off'

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Chase that bus by

Barry Duke

A few years back, I introduced my readers to Nigel – a malevolent invisible being from the planet May-Hem in the faraway galaxy of Pandemonium – after items started to disappear in my apartment. They would later turn up in the most unlikely places.

A screwdriver vanished from my toolbox, and was found days later in the fridge. A TV remote control turned up at the bottom of a laundry basket. A missing 50 euro note was recovered from the dishwasher. And so on until I thought I’d be hauled off in a straitjacket.

I called this dastardly alien Nigel because I once knew someone by that name who had a totally twisted sense of humour, and was always playing malicious pranks on people. well, after exposing Nigel, life returned to normality … until a fortnight ago. Nigel had simply been laying low, waiting for an opportunity to exact vengeance on me for revealing his secret existence. He did so by giving me several heart-stopping moments, the worst being the one when I discovered that I had left a bag on a Benidorm bus containing important legal papers and two passports. One was mine, the other belonged to my spouse-to-be, Marcus.

I was on my way to the Town Hall to renew our padrónes when I realised I’d left the bus without the bag. I turned around and sprinted along Mediterraneo Avenue in the hope of catching up with the No 3 bus. Sure, Superman could have done it in the blink on an eye but I quickly realised that I no longer possessed the youth nor the stamina for this kind of caper.

So, sweating, out of breath and in a blind panic, I leapt into a cab and screamed three words I never imagined would ever pass my lips: “persigue ese autobus!” (Chase that bus!). The cabbie gave me a funny look, and would not move until I’d explained my predicament. And when he finally did get the message, he took off like a missile. when we eventually drew up alongside the bus, I realised it wasn’t the right one. The driver and the cabbie spoke to each other, and we were told that the No 3 I wanted was way up ahead, travelling toward the distant bus station.

So, again at breakneck speed, we tore along Av. de europa, heading for the station. Then, near the top of the dual carriageway I spotted my bus. It was heading back in the opposite direction into the city centre. Burning rubber again, the cabbie, now thoroughly enjoying the chase while I was quivering with terror, resumed the pursuit. when we finally caught up with the bus, much to my relief I saw my bag still lying on the seat on which I had left it. I snatched it and returned to the cab.

But Nigel wasn’t through with me yet. Not by a long chalk. After the taxi dropped me at the Town Hall, I ran to the padrón counter, only to be told that it had been relocated to another part of the building. It took me ten minutes to find it, and when I got there it had just closed for the day.

A message to Nigel: if you’re reading this, please accept my apologies for exposing you. Now will you please move on and play havoc with someone else’s life.

• A padrón is best described as an ongoing census that needs to be periodically renewed. expats living in Spain should make sure that they have one (visit http://tinyurl.com/l5z7m6g to learn more about this document).

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Taken down a peg It Is rightly said that you should never judge a person by his or her appearance.

by

Colin Bird

But only theoretically, because the majority of us have an inbuilt knee jerk reaction to the physical bearing of people we encounter. It’s a human failing.

Fat, thin, ugly, alluring, well dressed, down at heel; we tend at the outset to make snap decisions on people’s character based on outward appearances.

Some years ago there was a family of four brothers and their mother living in the next village to ours, who would not have looked out of place in Hillbilly country. It would have come as no surprise to see any one of the brothers perched on a five bar gate, knocking out ‘Duelling Banjos’ on a beat up old ukelele.

But the fact of the matter is, these

guys were prepared to take on any job in order to put food on the table and keep a roof over their heads. they advertised themselves as gardeners and general handy men and were a familiar sight in the surrounding villages, creosoting fences, tidying up gardens or stacking logs. no task was too menial for them and the back of their van was an Aladdin’s cave of bizarre tools and equipment, albeit just after someone had lobbed in a hand grenade.

Another of their little business enterprises was to deliver the Sunday papers, for which we paid at the door - although I could never remember from one week to the next what I needed to fork out. one of the brothers, who we referred to as the Chairman, because he was the one always directing operations, was our regular deliverer until one particular Sunday when brother Billy, the least

‘gifted’ of the family and known to us as Harpo because of his explosion of hair, was sent to the house.

As he handed me my paper I pulled out a fist full of shrapnel and asked, “What’s that then?”

Billy looked at me, then at the newspaper, then back at me with a pitying expression, and as if explaining to a mo-

ron said: “It’s the Sunday telegraph”.

Flustered, I gave him two quid, told him to keep the change and watched him trouser the cash before trudging away shaking his head.

A minor incident, but it gave me serious pause for thought about my own perceived superiority, and a sharp lesson in humility.

Name dropping by

Victor Pemberton

Emmy Award Winner

This week’s article is by request, so bear with me. As many of you will know i’ve had a long career in radio, television, films, and as an author of twenty novels. Consequently i’ve met and worked with many famous actors, actresses, writers, producers and directors. Therefore i thought it might be fun and interesting for you if every so often i revealed some personal stories for you about my time with some of the legends of show business that i remember with such affection. in other words i’ll do a bit of name dropping.

A few years ago, together with my partner and long time friend the late David spenser, we set up a small independent television company which we called saffron Productions. Our first production was an arts documentary for the BBC based on the life of our old friend, Gwen Ffrancon-Davies. And when i say old i do mean old, for Gwen, one of the greatest classical actresses of the twentieth century, and whom in her youth had played Juliet to John Gielgud’s Romeo, was 98 years old and still conducting acting workshops at the Royal National and Royal shakespeare Theatres. The film we made, which was called GweN: A JULieT ReMeMBeReD was beautifully directed by David and featured tributes on camera from such luminaries as Dirk Bogarde, Dame Peggy Ashcroft, sir John Gielgud, Alan Bates, Anna Massey, and sir Peter hall.

But guess what? The film, which was the first made by our fledgling Company, astonished everyone, especially David and myself, by winning the international emmy in New York (television’s equivalent of the Oscar) and first prize at the New York Film Fesitval. wow! But for me the biggest thrill was yet to come.

The razzmatazz ceremony, held at the sheraton hotel in New York complete with red carpet and wavering searchlights, was beamed live on television from coast to coast in the United states, and required me, as Producer of the film, to accept the award on behalf of saffon Prodductions.

This i did with shaking legs and dry mouth, accepting the award from the hollywood actor F.Murray Abrahams, who won an Oscar playing the villainous salieri in the film version of AMADeUs. Following the ceremony, in which i thanked practically everyone including the tea-lady, but forgot to mention David, our Director, shaking with fear i was led off to be interviewed by over 200 media reporters on live television. But then – it happened. Clutching our emmy (which is quite heavy) i made my way through the deserted hotel Banquetting hall but came to an abrupt halt when a lovely, familiar female voice called softly to me: ‘excuse me.’ i stopped and turned to see a vision of such female beauty approaching me, a radiating beauty that had adorned so many hollywood and British fims over the years that i nearly dropped emmy onto my toes. ‘Can i just say,’ she purred, ‘that i thought your film tonight absolutely wonderful. Gwen has always been my idol. i adore her. will you please give her something for me?’

Utterly speechless, i stood motionless clutching emmy whilst this sylph like figure leaned forward and kissed me gently on the cheek, the cheek that has never been washed since. suddenly she was gone, leaving me in a state of disbelief. After all it’s not every day that you get kissed by someone like …….Audrey hepburn. how’s that for a name dropper?

By the way, on her hundredth birthday, Gwen Ffrancon-Davies became a Dame of the British empire. she died the following year.

That’s all folks! From time to time i’ll be doing some more name dropping with people like Benny hill, Mickey Rooney, and Burt Reynolds. if you want to know more about my name droppers please contact me at: victorfpem@gmail.com

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Michael Conditioned to think of Walsh the armed forces as being

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the nation’s shield it is hard to accept that the greatest threat facing europe is neither Russia nor China but nAto. Neither Moscow nor Beijing threatens european interests other than set up a defence against NAto inspired provocations. on the other hand the west’s political cliques and orchestrated media wage endless information and trade wars on russia. so far, anti-russian sanctions have cost the 27 eU nations $65 billion. if today the peoples of europe stand on the abyss of extinction posterity will blame U.s-controlled NAto. “support by the United states is in the nature of the support a rope gives to a hanging man.” ~ Nikita Khrushchev. the charge sheet against NAto is damning and the effects may not be easily overcome. NAto forces have blundered into a score of military calamities and the effects are rebounding in spectacular fashion.

NAto’s destruction of the Libyan state is a textbook example of how not to conduct foreign policy. of 54 African nations Libya was by far the most prosperous and benign. our friendly Mediterranean neighbour was rich in natural resources, a nation where the quality of life was much better than any other African country. today, thanks to NAto’s totally unjustified regime

change, Libya is one of Africa’s most despotic, impoverished and anarchic nations.

Not satisfied with destroying Libya and drooling over the televised public murder of its popular leader the consequences of this disaster ~ as Muammar Gaddafi prophesied ~ is a non-stop flow of millions of displaced Africans seeking sanctuary in europe.

Like the Four horsemen of the Apocalypse NAto has come to symbolise conquest, war, famine and death. to this might be added wholesale population displacement. As a consequence of NAto aggression europe faces a tsunami of rootless refugees from Africa and now the Middle east. Understandably, many of

A grand night for St George

The Royal Society of St George took part in a thoroughly enjoyable evening in celebration of england’s Patron Saint at la Cumbre Restaurant.

Members and guests of the Royal Society of St George celebrated St George’s Day in grand style last Saturday evening. after a welcoming address from the Branch Chairman, Wing Commander Bob hunt MBe, an excellent ‘Grace’, appropriate to the occasion, was given by the Revd. Canon Raymond hodson.

Everyone enjoyed a delicious meal provided by the staff of the Restaurant La Cumbre. at the end of the dinner, toasts, accompanied by appropriate national anthems, were proposed by hilary Wass to The Queen and el Rey Filipe VI. The messages, including greetings from the her Majesty the Queen and el Rey Felipe, were read by Maggie Dennis. These were followed by a wonderful speech by Wing Commander Cameron Gair, President of the Costa Blanca North Branch of the RaF association, who spoke with great humour about some of the history surrounding the Patron Saint of england. after which, the Wing Commander continued by proposing the toast to england and St George. This was accompanied according to tradition by a rousing chorus of ‘land of hope and Glory’. after the formalities, members and guests were free to let their hair down and dance te night away to the music of ‘Barry The Swingman’.

The next event on the agenda for the Royal Society of St George will be an al Fresco lunch to celebrate The Queen’s Official Birthday on Saturday 17 June 2017.

This will be held at the El Gourmet restaurant situated between Javea and Benitatchell and is open to all members and friends.

Information and full details on the lunch can be obtained by contacting Maggie Dennis, Branch General Secretary on 966 197 325. anyone interested in joining the Royal Society of St George should contact hilary Wass, Branch Membership Secretary, on 634 324 246 or email tillblow@yahoo.co.uk. Information regarding Branch activities can be found on the Branch website www.stgeorgecostablanca.com

the displaced have good cause to hate the west. with friends like NAto who needs enemies. the inflow of non-european immigration causes immense suffering to both refugees and europe’s host communities. the misery of refugees and the threat to europe’s stability comes not from russia or china but from NAto. i recall a former ewN editor telling me he thought my predictions fantasy but conceded they usually turned out as i prophesied. i foresee that when europeans regain independence from globalists interests many NAto commanders will face war crime trials.

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Have you had the letter yet? by

Tracey Storer Senior Partner Chorus Financial

On January 1st, 2017, the uK and Spain, along with all other Eu countries, and many others worldwide, agreed to a system of financial information sharing in an unprecedented global crack-down on tax evasion. 1000’s of Expats in Spain have already received letters from their uK banks, pension providers and investment institutions informing them about this.

What dOES thiS mEan fOr ExpatS living in Spain?

There are two main areas of concern. The first is for those who live in Spain for more than 183 days a year but have not correctly registered as a Spanish resident – you should apply for the official documentation as soon as possible to ensure you are paying your taxes correctly.

are not reportable under Modelo 720 and offer tax efficient growth in a similar manner to their equivalent UK products.

Now, more than ever, is the time to ensure that the financial advice you receive is suitable, with solutions designed for your life here in Spain.

Please call me today on 693 107 044, or email t.storer@chorusfinancial.es to arrange a free, no obligation consultation, anywhere on the Costa Blanca.

Tracy Storer is Senior Partner at Chorus Financial and has been advising expats in Spain on their financial planning and investment matters since 2011.

The second relates to the Spanish ‘Modelo 720’ which is a legal requirement to declare overseas assets worth more than €50,000 or GBP equivalent, to the Spanish tax authorities each Spring. Failure to make this declaration currently results in a minimum fine of €10,000 per asset group and up to 150% of unpaid taxes. The Automatic Exchange of Information will ensure that the Spanish tax authorities receive this information whether you have made the declaration or not, but if they find out before you complete the Modelo 720, then the fines will apply.

It is important to understand that financial arrangements set-up for UK residents, including ISAs, Premium Bonds, UK Investment Bonds and others, are not Spanish compliant. They are not designed for Spanish residents, can create complex accounting requirements and will not generally offer any tax benefits here in Spain.

There are equivalent products available for Spanish residents created by wellknown institutions like The Prudential and Old Mutual Wealth, which are, subject to suitability, available to Spanish residents through Chorus Financial. These products Chorus Financial is a trading style of Tourbillon Limited, authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Commission (Gibraltar), Licence Number FSC1118B and registered with the UK FCA as an EEA Authorised firm, reference 539348.

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Final Salary Pensions – Why now is a Good Time to Cash In Juicy lottery-sized sums are being offered to savers to tempt them out of goldplated workplace pension schemes and into personal plans.

An example is Mrs Dee (not her real name), 4 years ago she asked for her final salary transfer value and it came in at £250,000, a nice sum you may think. Well after reviewing all the facts and figures available I advised Mrs Dee to leave her final salary where it was. Which she duly did, but towards the end of last year, because of favourable market conditions I applied for another transfer value. This came in at just under £600,000.

So instead of waiting until she was 60 (over 10 years away) for a guaranteed annual pension of £15,000, Mrs Dee decided to transfer out of her final salary scheme and move the £600,000 (40 times her £15,000 guaranteed annual pension) to a QROPS. Reason for transferring: Her main reasoning behind this, was that she wanted the flexibility to be able to leave her pension to

whoever she wanted on her death, her children and husband, under the final salary scheme her husband would have just received half of the £15,000pa. She also wanted when she reached 55 to be able to access her pension if required and to be able to take out varying amounts if and when required.

The demand for transferring workplace pensions into private arrangements has shot up since new pension freedoms were introduced two years ago and the temptation to switch has grown in the last year as transfer values have soared to record levels.The reason pension transfer values have soared are twofold, firstly a combination of rock bottom interest rates and gilt yields mean Pension Members are being offered a multiple of their promised income at retirement. This is usually between 20 and 25 times. But since the Brexit vote, multiples of 30 or above are not untypical.

These record transfer values will not last if interest rates rise.

Act now and you too can take advantage, before you start taking your pension speak to Blacktower. Opportunities like this don't come along more than once in a lifetime!

If you would like more information on this or any other financial advice please contact me by email christina.brady@ blacktowerfm.com or call me on 658 892 330.

Blacktower can also help you track lost pensions, including personal pensions or occupational pensions and schemes used to “contract out”.

If you have lost touch with a pension scheme since moving to Spain we can contact them on your behalf in order to find out what your pension entitlement may be.

The above information was correct at the time of preparation and does not constitute investment advice and you should seek advice from a professional adviser before embarking on any financial planning activity. Blacktower Financial Management Ltd is authorised and regulated in the UK by the Financial Conduct Authority and is registered with both the DGS and CNMV. Blacktower Financial Management (Int) Ltd is licensed in Gibraltar by the Financial Services Commission (FSC) and is registered with both the DGS and CNMV in Spain.

Interrupting discussions improves decision making GivinG teams advice ahead of time to prevent problems from emerging doesn’t work as well as interrupting them with in-process interventions.

Teams make better decisions if they are interrupted with advice during their task, rather than advised before it, new research from UCL School of Management reveals.

In a study published in Organizational Behaviour and Human Decision Processes, Professor Colin Fisher looked at the timing and impact of formal interventions in decision-making groups. He found that giving teams advice ahead of time to prevent problems from emerging doesn’t work as well as interrupting them with in-process interventions. Decision-making groups value interruptive advice more, which leads them to share more critical information and make better decisions, compared to groups getting the same advice before they begin their task – even when the difference between receiving the information was only a few minutes.

The findings go against the conventional wisdom that prevention is always better than cure. Teams that were interrupted had more productive discussions on a variety of measures, improving the quality of the decisions they made.

Surprisingly, it didn’t matter specifically how long we waited to intervene, so long as the group had already begun its discussion.’ said Professor Fisher.

To investigate, he conducted experiments with 124 three-person groups who made two decisions about opening a fictitious new gourmet restaurant. To reveal the best choices, members had to pool their individual information.

Groups received advice either before their discussion or at varying points during their discussions. Videos of discussions were used to measure the discussion length, level of advocacy, and amount of information shared, all of which predicted the likelihood of choosing the correct answer. Future research should examine in-process interventions outside of the laboratory and investigate on-going teams working on a variety of tasks, from brainstorming to problem solving.’ concluded Fisher.

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Thinking of selling your Spanish Property?

Is it time to try another Estate Agent?

Wincham have all the right tools to find you a buyer!!

Situated in a prime location of Calpe, alicante, Wincham international have become one of the premier estate agents on the Costa Blanca.

As a member of the AIPP (Association of International Property Professionals) Wincham have a strong High Street presence as well as a commanding internet coverage worldwide. Our property marketing enables sellers to find buyers rapidly and for buyers to find their perfect property in Spain.

Wincham can be your ideal partner whether you want to buy or sell your Spanish property. We pride ourselves by providing a professional, friendly, and informative property service and since 1994 have been helping clients all over Spain, purchase, own, and sell Spanish property. Our extensive experience along with our unrivalled Spanish knowledge and broad range of industry contacts ensures that Wincham are the number one choice!!

Wincham are always keen to speak to anyone who would like to sell their property as we have ongoing enquiries from buyers worldwide who are looking to purchase property all over Spain.

We recognise that every customer property requirement is

different and this is why our experienced staff listen carefully so that we can deliver an excellent and precise bespoke service to help generate the results you wish to achieve.

One of the main worries about buying property in Spain is not only the legal and Tax concerns, but also the debts to properties and other hidden costs attached to the property.

Wincham is made up of qualified Lawyers, Tax Consultants, Chartered Accountants, Gestores (Qualified Legal assistants) and Economistas. Whatever your property requirements, Wincham are here to expertly and efficiently supply you with the best advice and service on all property matters in Spain.

These include:Comprehensive due diligence protecting your interests expert tax and Legal advice a free valuation and the best customer care Guaranteed no Sale no Fee Modified Property Deeds on Extensions 20 Year Defective Title Deed Policy By providing a first class, unique service to each individual client. Wincham will put your needs first and keep you informed at every stage of the buying and selling process.

Wincham International Limited, Av. Ejercitos Espanoles 10, Edificio Apolo VII, Calpe, 03710, Alicante, Costa Blanca, Spain Wincham International also have offices located in the United Kingdom and Costa Del Sol, Spain UK Tel: +44 (0)1260 299 700 | Spain Tel: +34 965 830 991 | Email: iht.info@wincham.com | Web: www.wincham.com

For more information contact Mark Goodman in our Calpe office on 0034 965 830 991 or 0034 638 162 877 alternatively contact our UK office on 0044 (0)1260 299 700.

Alternatively please go to www.wincham.com and complete the online Wincham enquiry form and one of our consultants will call you right back.

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Are you paying too much? by

Jennifer Cunningham

Life moves so fast in the UK and they are now faced with another General election. i can well understand Theresa May wanting to inflict this on the country as she has a very small majority and is getting a lot of pressure from the Tory party itself.

With the Brexit negotiations starting sometime in the near future, I am sure she is aware and understands that they are going to be extremely complicated and drawn out – there is no quick fix and I for one, am aware that the grass is never greener on the other side. To make matters more difficult, politicians and civil servants are not business people, therefore their lack of experience in the art of negotiation, well I am certain, more than likely be beyond their capabilities, especially as there are 27 countries to negotiate with, different languages and cultures, and governments, then of course, it will have to be confirmed by the European parliament. What an awesome task.

I would imagine that it is going to take more than two years. In the meantime, the UK is in a state of inbalance, with understandable insecurity. Sterling does not like indecision and of course, prices will increase along with inflation and the Ex-Pats have to watch their purses even more carefully. I am even thinking of sending my access to UK television back and not reading any newspapers but especially the Daily Mail as I don´t know if I can take any more!!

In the meantime, I am introducing a bespoke Life Insurance policy. What do I mean by that? It enables you to select an amount that you feel your family

would be appreciative to receive on your death and you can tailor the policy to your own requirements.

On death which is always untimely, there are costs involved which your family could struggle with, including a large amount for the funeral, outstanding bills and credit cards plus inheritance tax, which of course all could work out quite expensive and cause even more stress.

Despite what you might be thinking, the costs are very nominal. An example for a 50 year old, cover of €30,000 on death could cost as little as €121 for the first year, with small increases for the following years, with a very simple questionnaire. This would mean that your untimely death would not be an extra financial struggle for your family.

My company is now able to offer various different types of life insurance, including the bespoke life policy. When considering to buy a new home, Liberty Seguros have improved their Mortgage Protection and Life Risk policy. Death due to an accident or road traffic accident is now available until 80 years of age. They will pay in advance, funeral expenses and inheritance taxes and also, you are able to have more than one beneficiary. Despite what the banks tell you, if you have taken a mortgage out with them, then you will need to take Life Insurance with them and they could threaten you with all kinds of higher interest rates and more costs– this is not legal. Under EU law you have the choice with whom you take out Life Insurance and the premium can be up to 50% higher than the Liberty premium, you must inform

your abogado of any conversations you have with your bank that you are uncomfortable with – do not just accept what the bank tells you. If however, you do decide to go with them, ensure it is only for one year and that you have completed and signed a medical questionnaire, which is supported where necessary by a doctor’s report.

If this is not carried out and death occurs, it will be difficult to prove that it was not a pre-existing condition and your family may have difficulties in claiming. No, it is not a nice world and Spain is very different than the UK. Please take care. If you are in any doubt, asks us, you may be paying far too much. Plus Liberty Seguros are offering cash back on new Life policies.

Are you self-employed? If so, you need to read this. If you are not insured you could be in for a very stressful and expensive time. Why do I say that? You need to protect yourself from personal accident, accidents towards clients or damage done to their property. For as little as €150 per annum, Liberty Seguros offers a Public Liability insurance. A very small amount to give you peace of mind. Isn´t it worth it?

You know it makes sense. Why not pick up the phone and ask for a quote.

A reminder that the Renewals Department has moved to Els Poblets. However, you can visit your nearest office to renew your policy or telephone the Renewals Department on 966 475 562.

Visit the website www.jennifercunningham.net or call one of the offices for any help you require.

legal

by

IGNACIO PELLICER MOLLĂ & PEDRO HEREDIA ORTIZ

LAWYERS

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Travelling with children Can my ex-partner travel our children abroad Q with when we have joint

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custody? Does he need my permission?

In the case when both parents have joint custody of a minor, the written consent of the other parent must be given, in order to leave Spain. this can be done by a notarized letter in which the non-travelling parent accepts the trip of the minors for a fixed period of time.

Remember also that there is the LUXeMBOURG AGReeMent, that protects minors against the legal kidnapping of a minor by a relative, in the case when a custody or visitation order has been violated, if a child is taken to a foreign country.

In Pellicer & Heredia our expert team will be happy to assist you on this or any other matter. Please do not hesitate to contact us.

If you have any further questions about this or any other legal matter, please do not hesitate to contact us; we have a team of experts standing by to assist you in any way we can. Call 965 480 737 or 606 056 282 or email info@pellicerheredia.com Videos at www.pellicerheredia.com

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The Sound of music UK Singles Charts Top 5

1. SHAPE OF YOU Ed Sheeran 2. SYMPHONY Clean Bandit Ft Zara Larsson 3. GALWAY GIRL

Ed Sheeran 4. SIGN OF THE TIMES Harry Styles 5. PASSIONFRUIT Drake

Britain’s Got Talent 11 SEASONS in, and BGT is still unveiling some surprise talent lurking within the UK… or is it? Take Sarah Ikumu’s powerful, soulful voice, which swept the judges away on Britain’s Got Talent and prompted Simon Cowell to press his golden buzzer. Later sources revealed, “A BGT scout spotted Sarah towards the end of last year, when she was performing at a local event. She was asked to audition on the show.

“She auditioned shortly after, and of course completely blew the producers away. There was no special treatment and she had to audition like every other act from then on.”

The other judges also showered their praise on the 15-year-old, with Alesha Dixon saying the only reason she hadn't pressed the golden buzzer was because she wanted Simon to do so.

We all know “pre-show-scouting” happens, but is it fair or just a fix?

No. 5 Celine Dion $400 Million

On everyone’s lips ....or hips

No. 2 Mariah Carey - $535 Million

I said I wouldn’t, but I just couldn’t help myself.

Unairbrushed Kim Kardashian busts out of her skimpy bikini!

Fans can now judge for themselves whether Kim has the “perftect” body - after the 36-year-old put her unairbrushed curves on show during a girls' day at the beach. Busting out of a skimpy bikini, Kim's body confidence was clear as she sashayed along the sand with her pals.

The pictures give a rare candid look at Kim's worldfamous figure. For while the brunette regularly strips off for revealing photo shoots, the resulting images are often carefully edited and then airbrushed!

The Money … mixed with music!

The globes wealthiest female singing artists: No. 3 Dolly Parton -

$500 Million - The most successful female country music singer, Dolly Parton has composed more than 3,000 songs and sold over 100 million worldwide; winning 8 Grammy Awards.

No. 1 Madonna - $800 Million - Not just a singer, Madonna has always been a savvy businesswoman since becoming a celebrity.

She has sold more than 300 million albums worldwide earning her entry in the Guinness World Records of world’s top-selling female recording artist of all time

No. 4 Gloria Estafan $500 Million

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Breakfast Health Homes Under the Hammer The Sheriffs are Coming Claimed and Shamed Bargain Hunt BBC News at One BBC London News Doctors The Boss Escape to the Country Garden Rescue Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Pointless BBC News BBC London News The One Show A Question of Sport EastEnders MasterChef Have I Got News for You Hospital People BBC News at Ten BBC London News The Graham Norton Show

9:00am 10:00am 11:00am 1:00pm 2:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm

Flog it! Trade Secrets Garden Rescue Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is The World According to Kids Victoria Derbyshire Snooker The Daily Politics Snooker Eggheads Debatable Snooker Versailles QI Newsnight

7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 11:40pm

7:30pm Debatable

Good Morning Britain Lorraine The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News ITV News London Judge Rinder Culinary Genius Tipping Point The Chase ITV News London Party Election Broadcast by the Liberal Democrats ITV Evening News Emmerdale Coronation Street Judge Rinder’s Crime Stories Coronation Street Lethal Weapon ITV News and Weather ITV News London Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulo

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

ITV2

7:00am 7:40am 8:05am 8:30am 8:55am 9:25am 9:55am 11:35am 12:00pm 12:50pm 12:55pm 1:55pm 3:35pm 4:00pm 5:00pm

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Countdown Will and Grace Will and Grace Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Formula 1 Frasier Ramsay’s Hotel Hell Channel 4 News The Question Jury Formula 1 F1: Grand Prix Fifteen to One A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun 6:00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 7:00pm The Simpsons 7:30pm Hollyoaks 8:00pm Channel 4 News 8:30pm Unreported World 9:00pm Posh Pawn 10:00pm Gogglebox 11:00pm Sarah Millican 12:05am First Dates

Childrens TV The Wright Stuff GPs: Behind Closed Doors 5 News Lunchtime The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 2:15pm Home and Away 2:45pm Neighbours 3:15pm NCIS 4:15pm Trump Unauthorised 6:00pm 5 News 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Home and Away 7:30pm 5 News Tonight 8:00pm The Gadget Show 9:00pm Barging Brits in the Sun 10:00pm Spectacular Spain with Alex Polizzi 11:00pm The Bruce Forsyth Story 12:30am Peter Kay: The Early Years

E4 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records Below Deck The Ellen DeGeneres Show Emmerdale Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records Psych Below Deck You’ve Been Framed!

Who’s Doing the Dishes?

Emmerdale You’ve Been Framed!

The Ellen DeGeneres Show The Jeremy Kyle Show Judge Rinder You’ve Been Framed!

Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men Shaun of the Dead Family Guy

7:10am 8:20am 9:00am 10:00am 10:35am 11:25am 11:55am 12:20pm 1:25pm 2:30pm 3:00pm 3:50pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 12:00am

7:00am 7:30am 7:55am 8:55am 9:55am 11:00am 12:00pm 1:00pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 3:00pm 3:30pm 4:00pm 4:30pm 5:00pm 5:30pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm

Hollyoaks Coach Trip Baby Daddy Rules of Engagement Brooklyn Nine-Nine Melissa and Joey Baby Daddy How I Met Your Mother The Goldbergs The Goldbergs The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brooklyn Nine-Nine New Girl New Girl The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory American Pie: Reunion 12:15am The Big Bang Theory

SaTUrday 29th april BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

7:00am Breakfast 11:00am Saturday Kitchen 12:30pm Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites 1:00pm Football Focus 2:00pm BBC News 2:10pm Weather 2:15pm Snooker 5:30pm Final Score) 6:30pm Who Dares Wins 7:10pm BBC News 7:20pm Regional News 7:25pm Weather 7:30pm Pointless 8:20pm Doctor Who 9:10pm Casualty 10:00pm BBC News 10:15pm Weather 10:20pm All Round to Mrs Brown’s 11:20pm Match of the Day

7:25am

On Moonlight Bay

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That’s Entertainment! 2

7:00am 9:25am 9:30am 10:25am 11:20am

11:00am Snooker 1:00pm

Raymond Blanc:

1:30pm

The Hairy Bikers’ Best of

How to Cook Well British 2:15pm

Talking Pictures

2:45pm

The Ipcress File

4:30pm

Meet the Moose Family:

5:30pm

Snooker

6:30pm

The Crucible:

7:30pm

Dad’s Army

8:00pm

Snooker

Natural World

40 Golden Snooker Years

10:30pm St. Stephen’s Night Calvary 12:05am Versailles

12:20pm 1:25pm 1:30pm 2:30pm 5:00pm 5:30pm 6:30pm 7:15pm 7:25pm 7:45pm 9:00pm 10:20pm 11:15pm 11:35pm

CITV ITV News Weekend The Home Game James Martin’s French Adventure Tipping Point ITV News and Weather Big Heads ITV Racing: Live from Sandown Paul O’Grady: For The Love of Dogs Britain’s Got More Talent Catchphrase Local News and Weather ITV News and Weather Take Me Out Britain’s Got Talent Through the Keyhole ITV News and Weather Yes Man

CHANNEL 4

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ITV2

7:05am 7:35am 8:00am 8:25am 9:20am 9:50am 10:25am 10:55am 12:25pm 12:55pm 3:30pm 4:35pm

7:00am Childrens TV 11:50am Access 11:55am Car Crime UK: Caught on Camera 12:20pm The Gadget Show 1:15pm The Gadget Show 2:15pm On Benefits 3:15pm On Benefits 4:15pm On Benefits 5:15pm The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 6:10pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

7:10pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

8:05pm NCIS: Los Angeles 9:00pm NCIS 9:55pm 5 News Weekend 10:00pm Football on 5 11:00pm Football on 5 11:15pm Tower Block

7:00am 7:10am 9:30am

Motorsport Motorsport King of Queens Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Frasier Frasier Formula 1 F1 Meets... Daniel Ricciardo Formula 1 The Auctioneers A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun 5:35pm Big House, Little House 6:35pm Location, Location, Location 7:30pm Channel 4 News 8:00pm The Restoration Man 9:00pm Walking Through Time 10:00pm Carol 12:20am Zombieland

E4 The Hot Desk Emmerdale Omnibus Coronation Street Omnibus Britain’s Got Talent Britain’s Got More Talent Take Me Out Take Me Out: The Gossip You’ve Been Framed!

Flubber FYI Daily Flubber The Incredible Hulk FYI Daily The Incredible Hulk Scorpion Britain’s Got More Talent Celebrity Juice Family Guy

12:00pm 1:25pm 2:30pm 3:45pm 4:50pm 5:20pm 6:20pm 6:25pm 7:10pm 8:10pm 8:15pm 9:20pm 10:20pm 11:25pm 12:25am

12:00pm Britan`s Got Talent

7:00am 7:25am 7:45am 8:10am 9:10am 9:40am 10:05am 10:35am 11:00am 11:30am 12:00pm 12:30pm 1:00pm 1:30pm 3:30pm

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brooklyn Nine-Nine Black-Ish Made in Chelsea Melissa and Joey Melissa and Joey Melissa and Joey Melissa and Joey Melissa and Joey The Goldbergs The Goldbergs The Goldbergs The Goldbergs Hop Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief 5:50pm Rude(Ish) Tube Shorts 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory 8:00pm The Big Bang Theory 8:30pm The Big Bang Theory 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory 9:30pm The Big Bang Theory 10:00pm Safe House 12:15am Gogglebox

SUNday 30th april BBC1 7:00am 8:50am 10:00am 11:00am 12:00pm 1:15pm 2:00pm 2:10pm 2:15pm 3:15pm 4:15pm 5:05pm 5:20pm 6:05pm 6:40pm 7:30pm 7:50pm 7:55pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:20pm 11:25pm 11:30pm

Breakfast Match of the Day The Andrew Marr Show The Big Questions Sunday Politics Bargain Hunt BBC News Weather for the Week Ahead Homes Under the Hammer Wanted Down Under Flog It! Points of View Escape to the Country Songs of Praise Pointless BBC News Regional News Weather Countryfile Antiques Roadshow Line of Duty BBC News Regional News Weather Match of the Day 2

BBC2 7:30am A to Z of TV Gardening 8:15am Around the World in 80 Gardens 9:15am The Beechgrove Garden 9:50am Countryfile 10:45am Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:15pm Nigel Slater: Eating Together 12:45pm Simply Nigella 1:15pm MOTD2 Extra 2:00pm Athletics: World Relay Championships Highlights 3:00pm Snooker 7:00pm Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond the Lobby 8:00pm Snooker 12:00am Drive

ITV1 7:00am KIDS TV 9:25am ITV News 9:30am Weekend 10:25am Countrywise 11:00am Peston on Sunday 12:00pm Judge Rinder 1:00pm ITV News 1:05pm Fishing Impossible 1:35pm Who’s Doing the Dishes?

2:35pm Tipping Point 3:40pm Britain’s Got Talent 5:00pm On Her Majesty’s Secret Service 7:35pm Regional News 7:45pm ITV News 8:00pm Bigheads 9:00pm The Durrells 10:00pm Grantchester 11:00pm ITV News 11:20pm Lethal Weapon 12:20am Rugby

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

ITV2

E4

7:10am King of Queens

7:00am ChildrensTV

7:35am King of Queens

9:55am Football on 5

8:00am Everybody Loves Raymond

10:45am Football on 5

7:00am 7:25am 10:00am 12:25pm 1:40pm 2:20pm 3:25pm

7:00am 7:25am 8:25am 10:55am 12:00pm 12:30pm 1:00pm 1:30pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 3:00pm 3:30pm 4:00pm 6:15pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm

8:25am Everybody Loves Raymond 8:55am Frasier 9:25am Frasier 10:00am Sunday Brunch

11:00am Great Birmingham 10k 1:00pm Getting Even with Dad 3:00pm 3 Men and a Little Lady

1:00pm Formula 1

5:00pm Housesitter

1:35pm Formula 1

7:00pm Robin Hood:

4:10pm Formula 1 5:30pm World’s Most Expensive Cars 6:35pm Channel 4 News 7:05pm George Clarke’s Old House,

Prince of Thieves 9:55pm 5 News Weekend

5:15pm 6:40pm 7:45pm

10:00pm Greatest Ever 90s Movies 8:45pm 8:50pm

New Home 8:00pm Escape to Costa Rica

10:00pm

9:00pm Transformers: Dark of the Moon 12:00am Gogglebox

4:25pm 4:30pm

7:00pm Robin Hood : Prince of Thieves

11:00pm 11:30pm

You’ve Been Framed!

Emmerdale Omnibus Coronation Street Omnibus Take Me Out Catchphrase You’ve Been Framed!

Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium FYI Daily Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium Britain’s Got Talent Britain’s Got More Talent Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous FYI Daily Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous Take Me Out: The Gossip Family Guy Family Guy

Rude(Ish) Tube Couples Come Dine with Me Hollyoaks Omnibus Made in Chelsea The Goldbergs The Goldbergs The Goldbergs Black-Ish Baby Daddy Kevin Can Wait Brooklyn Nine-Nine New Girl The Net Rude(Ish) Tube Shorts The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 11:00pm Tattoo Fixers

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MONDAY 1st May BBC1

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7:00am 10:00am 10:45am 11:45am 12:30pm 1:00pm 2:00pm 2:20pm 2:25pm 2:30pm 3:15pm 4:15pm 5:00pm 6:00pm

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Flog It!

7:30am

Garden Rescue

7:00am 9:30am 10:25am 11:30am 1:30pm 2:45pm 2:55pm 3:00pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:25pm 7:45pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:20pm

6:45pm 7:30pm 7:45pm 7:55pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 11:30pm 11:50pm 11:55pm

Breakfast Rip Off Britain Homes Under the Hammer The Wanted Claimed and Shamed Bargain Hunt BBC News Regional News Weather The Boss Escape to the Country Garden Rescue Money for Nothing Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Pointless BBC News Regional News Weather The One Show MasterChef EastEnders Saving Mr. Banks BBC News Regional News Weather

8:15am

Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

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10:00am The Titfield Thunderbolt 11:25am Talking Pictures 12:10pm Around the World in Eighty Days 3:00pm

Snooker

7:00pm

Top Gear

8:00pm

Snooker

12:00am Margin Call

12:10pm Around the World in Eighty Days

Good Morning Britain Lorraine The Jeremy Kyle Show Columbo Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News Regional News and Weather Judge Rinder Culinary Genius Tipping Point Babushka Off Their Rockers Regional News and Weather ITV Evening News Emmerdale Coronation Street Devon and Cornwall Cops Coronation Street Little Boy Blue ITV News and Weather Don’t Ask Me Ask Britain

CHANNEL 4

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ITV2

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Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond The Big Bang Theory Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen The Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons The Question Jury Posh Pawnbrokers Countdown Fifteen to One A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Four in a Bed Extreme Cake Makers The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News Travel Man: 48 Hours in Vienna Britain’s Biggest Hoarders The Island with Bear Grylls 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Alan Carr Yap, Yap, Yap!

Childrens TV The Wright Stuff GPs: Behind Closed Doors 5 News Lunchtime Home and Away Neighbours Clash of the Titans Jason and the Argonauts 5 News Jason and the Argonauts 5 News Neighbours Home and Away FIA World Rally Championship 9:00pm Police Interceptors 10:00pm The Miranda Hart Story 11:30pm Most Shocking Celebrity Moments of 2016

7:25am 8:10am 9:00am 9:30am 10:00am 10:35am 11:30am 12:30pm 12:35pm 1:25pm 1:55pm 2:30pm 3:00pm 3:35pm 4:35pm 4:40pm 5:45pm 6:45pm 6:50pm 7:55pm 8:55pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 10:30pm 11:30pm

E4 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records You’ve Been Framed!

Who’s Doing the Dishes?

Emmerdale Coronation Street Coronation Street You’ve Been Framed!

Flubber FYI Daily Flubber Emmerdale Coronation Street Coronation Street You’ve Been Framed!

The Incredible Hulk FYI Daily The Incredible Hulk Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang FYI Daily Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang Evan Almighty FYI Daily Evan Almighty Family Guy American Dad! American Dad!

7:00am 7:30am 8:00am 9:00am 9:30am 11:00am 12:00pm 1:00pm 2:50pm 3:00pm 3:30pm 4:00pm 4:30pm 5:00pm 5:30pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

Hollyoaks Coach Trip Melissa and Joey Baby Daddy Baby Daddy How I Met Your Mother Brooklyn Nine-Nine Astro Boy Toy Story Toons The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks Baby Daddy The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Made in Chelsea Empire

Pick of the Week

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

Saturday 29th April, 3:30pm, E4 TUESDAY 2nd May BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

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7:00am 9:30am 10:25am 11:30am 1:30pm 2:30pm 2:55pm 3:00pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:25pm

6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 10:30pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 11:40pm 11:45pm

Breakfast Rip Off Britain Homes Under the Hammer The Wanted Claimed and Shamed Bargain Hunt BBC News Regional News Doctors The Boss Escape to the Country Garden Rescue Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Pointless BBC News Regional News The One Show EastEnders Holby City Peter Kay’s Car Share Our Friend Victoria BBC News Regional News Weather My Jewish German Passport

9:00am 10:00am 12:00pm 1:00pm 2:00pm 2:50pm 3:05pm 3:55pm 4:55pm 5:35pm 6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm

Flog It! Garden Rescue Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Great American Railroad Journeys Victoria Derbyshire BBC Newsroom Live The Daily Politics Super League Show Coast Natural World Who Do You Think You Are? Red Rock Red Rock Flog It! Eggheads Debatable Great British Menu Bake Off Crème de la Crème Horizon Later Live ... with Jools Holland Newsnight

7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 11:40pm

Good Morning Britain Lorraine The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News Regional News and Weather Judge Rinder Culinary Genius Tipping Point Babushka Regional News and Weather Party Election Broadcast by the Conservative Party ITV Evening News Emmerdale Save Money: Good Food Don’t Ask Me Ask Britain Paul O’Grady: For The Love of Dogs: India ITV News at Ten and Weather Regional News and Weather Little Boy Blue

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

ITV2

7:00am 7:45am 8:10am 8:35am 9:00am 9:35am 10:05am 10:35am 11:05am 12:05pm 1:00pm 1:05pm 2:05pm 3:10pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm

7:00am 10:15am 12:15pm 1:10pm 1:15pm

7:00am

Countdown Will and Grace Will and Grace Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Frasier Car S.O.S Ramsay’s Hotel Hell Channel 4 News The Question Jury Posh Pawnbrokers Countdown Fifteen to One A Place in the Sun Four in a Bed Extreme Cake Makers The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 10:00pm One Born Every Minute 11:00pm First Dates

Childrens TV The Wright Stuff GPs: Behind Closed Doors 5 News Lunchtime Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

2:15pm Home and Away 2:45pm Neighbours 3:15pm NCIS: Los Angeles 4:15pm Brace for Impact 6:00pm 5 News 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Home and Away 7:30pm 5 News Tonight 8:00pm Police Interceptors 9:00pm The Yorkshire Vet 10:00pm A Walk Among the Tombstones 11:00pm 5 News 11:05pm A Walk Among the Tombstones

7:10am 8:00am 8:20am 9:00am 9:30am 10:00am 10:35am 11:25am 12:20pm 1:25pm 1:55pm 2:30pm 3:00pm 3:50pm 4:55pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm

E4 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records You’ve Been Framed!

Below Deck The Ellen DeGeneres Show Emmerdale Coronation Street Coronation Street Psych Below Deck Who’s Doing the Dishes?

Emmerdale Coronation Street Coronation Street The Ellen DeGeneres Show The Jeremy Kyle Show The Jeremy Kyle Show Judge Rinder You’ve Been Framed!

You’ve Been Framed!

You’ve Been Framed!

Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men Hell’s Kitchen Family Guy Family guy

7:00am 7:30am 7:55am 9:25am 9:55am 11:00am 12:00pm 1:00pm 2:00pm 3:00pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 8:00pm 8:30pm

Hollyoaks Coach Trip Baby Daddy Rules of Engagement Melissa and Joey Baby Daddy How I Met Your Mother New Girl Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Big Bang Theory How I Met Your Mother Brooklyn Nine-Nine New Girl The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks Black-Ish: Just Christmas,Baby 9:00pm The Goldbergs 10:00pm E4’s Tattoo Artist of the Year 11:00pm Bizarre ER

12:00pm How i met your Mother

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television

28th April - 4th May

wednesday 3rd M ay BBC1

BBC2

7:00am 10:15am 11:00am 12:00pm 12:45pm 1:15pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 2:45pm 3:15pm 4:00pm 4:45pm 5:30pm

7:00am Flog it! Trade Secrets 7:30am Garden Rescue 8:15am Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 9:00am See Hear 9:30am Grand Tours of the Scottish Islands 10:00am Victoria Derbyshire 12:00pm BBC Newsroom Live 1:00pm The Daily Politics 2:00pm Two Tribes 2:30pm Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman 3:00pm Natural World 3:50pm Who Do You Think You Are? 4:50pm Red Rock 6:15pm Flog It! 7:00pm Celebrity Eggheads 7:45pm Debatable 8:30pm Great British Menu 9:00pm Trust Me, I’m a Vet 10:00pm Second Chance Summer: Tuscany 11:00pm Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience

6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 11:45pm

Breakfast Rip Off Britain Homes Under the Hammer The Wanted Claimed and Shamed Bargain Hunt BBC News at One BBC London News Doctors The Boss Escape to the Country Garden Rescue Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Pointless BBC News BBC London News The One Show MasterChef Madeleine Mccann: 10 Years on BBC News BBC London News Peter Kay’s Car Share

ITV1

7:00am Good Morning Britain 9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning 1:30pm Loose Women 2:30pm ITV Lunchtime News 3:00pm Judge Rinder 4:00pm Culinary Genius 5:00pm Tipping Point 6:00pm Babushka 7:00pm ITV News London 7:30pm ITV Evening News 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm Coronation Street 9:00pm Tonight at the London Palladium 10:00pm Benidorm 11:00pm ITV News and Weather 11:30pm ITV News London 11:40pm UEFA Champions League Highlights

10:00pm Benidorm

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

ITV2

7:00am 7:45am 8:10am 8:35am 9:00am 10:05am 10:35am 11:05am 12:05pm 1:00pm 1:05pm 2:05pm 3:10pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm

7:00am 10:15am 12:15pm 1:10pm 1:15pm 2:15pm 2:45pm 3:15pm 4:15pm

7:00am

Countdown Will and Grace Will and Grace Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Frasier Car S.O.S Ramsay’s Hotel Hell Channel 4 News The Question Jury Posh Pawnbrokers Countdown Fifteen to One A Place in the Sun Four in a Bed Extreme Cake Makers The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News How to Live Mortgage Free with Sarah Beeny 10:00pm Confessions of a Junior Doctor 11:00pm My Online Nightmare

6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

Childrens TV The Wright Stuff GPs: Behind Closed Doors 5 News Lunchtime The Gadget Show Home and Away Neighbours NCIS Taken Back: Finding Haley 5 News Neighbours Home and Away 5 News Tonight Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways GPs: Behind Closed Doors Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

One Night with My Ex

7:10am 7:35am 8:20am 9:00am 9:30am 10:35am 11:25am 12:20pm 1:25pm 1:55pm 3:00pm 3:50pm 4:55pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 12:00am

E4 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records You’ve Been Framed!

Below Deck The Ellen DeGeneres Show Emmerdale The Cube Psych Below Deck Who’s Doing the Dishes?

Emmerdale You’ve Been Framed!

The Ellen DeGeneres Show The Jeremy Kyle Show The Jeremy Kyle Show Judge Rinder You’ve Been Framed!

You’ve Been Framed!

You’ve Been Framed!

You’ve Been Framed!

Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men Shaun of the Dead Family Guy

7:00am Hollyoaks 7:30am Coach Trip 7:55am Baby Daddy 8:55am Rules of Engagement 9:55am Melissa and Joey 11:00am Baby Daddy 12:00pm How I Met Your Mother 1:00pm New Girl 2:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory 4:00pm How I Met Your Mother 4:30pm How I Met Your Mother 5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 5:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6:00pm New Girl 6:30pm New Girl 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory 8:00pm Hollyoaks 8:30pm The Goldbergs 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory 10:00pm The 100 the Tinder Box 11:00pm Supernatural 12:00am The Big Bang Theory

thursday 4th May BBC1

BBC2

7:00am 10:15am 11:00am 12:00pm 12:45pm 1:15pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 2:45pm 3:15pm 4:00pm 4:45pm 5:30pm

7:00am Flog it! Trade Secrets 7:30am Garden Rescue 8:15am Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 9:00am Gardeners’ World 9:30am Grand Tours of the Scottish Islands 10:00am Victoria Derbyshire 12:00pm BBC Newsroom Live 1:00pm The Daily Politics 2:00pm Two Tribes 2:30pm Countryfile 2:50pm Natural World 3:50pm Who Do You Think You Are? 4:50pm Red Rock 5:30pm Red Rock 6:15pm Flog It! 7:00pm Celebrity Eggheads 7:45pm Debatable 8:30pm Great British Menu 9:00pm The World According to Kids 10:00pm The Last Kingdom 11:00pm Match of the Day 11:30pm Newsnight

6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 9:30pm 11:00pm

Breakfast Rip Off Britain Homes Under the Hammer The Wanted Claimed and Shamed Bargain Hunt BBC News at One BBC London News Doctors The Boss Escape to the Country Garden Rescue Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Pointless BBC News a BBC London News The One Show EastEnders MasterChef The Truth About Stress BBC News BBC London News The Big Bang Theory Supernatural

ITV1

7:00am 9:30am 10:25am 11:30am 1:30pm 2:30pm 2:55pm 3:00pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm

9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 11:40pm

Good Morning Britain Lorraine The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News ITV News London Judge Rinder Culinary Genius Tipping Point Babushka ITV News London ITV Evening News Emmerdale How Safe is Your Pension?

Tonight Emmerdale Joanna Lumley’s Postcards Car Crash Britain Caught on Camera ITV News and Weather ITV News London UEFA Europa League Highlights

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

ITV2

7:00am 7:45am 8:10am 8:35am 9:00am 9:35am 10:05am 10:35am 11:05am 12:05pm 1:00pm 1:05pm 2:05pm 3:10pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

7:00am Childrens TV 10:15am The Wright Stuff 12:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 1:10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1:15pm On Benefits 2:15pm Home and Away 2:45pm Neighnours 3:15pm NCIS 4:15pm Love, Again 6:00pm 5 News 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Home and Away 7:30pm 5 News Tonight 8:00pm Secrets of Great British Castles 9:00pm On Benefits 10:00pm Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 11:00pm Mind the Age Gap

7:00am

Countdown Will and Grace Will and Grace Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Frasier Car S.O.S Ramsay’s Hotel Hell Channel 4 News The Question Jury Posh Pawnbrokers Countdown Fifteen to One A Place in the Sun Four in a Bed Extreme Cake Makers The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News The Supervet Born to Kill?

How to get a Council House

10:00 pm Nightmare Tenants,Slum Landlords

7:10am 7:35am 8:20am 9:00am 9:30am 10:00am 10:35am 11:25am 12:20pm 1:25pm 1:55pm 2:30pm 3:00pm 3:50pm 4:55pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records You’ve Been Framed!

Below Deck The Ellen DeGeneres Show Emmerdale Coronation Street You’ve Been Framed!

Psych Below Deck Who’s Doing the Dishes?

Emmerdale Coronation Street You’ve Been Framed!

The Ellen DeGeneres Show The Jeremy Kyle Show The Jeremy Kyle Show Judge Rinder Totally You’ve Been Framed!

Gold You’ve Been Framed!

Two and a Half Men Mom Celebrity Juice

E4

7:00am 7:30am 7:55am 8:30am 8:55am 9:55am 11:00am 11:30am 12:00pm 1:00pm 1:30pm 2:00pm 3:00pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 10:30pm 11:00pm

Hollyoaks Coach Trip Baby Daddy Baby Daddy Rules of Engagement Melissa and Joey Baby Daddy Baby Daddy How I Met Your Mother New Girl New Girl Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Big Bang Theory How I Met Your Mother Brooklyn Nine-Nine New Girl New Girl The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks The Big Bang Theory Kevin Can Wait Brooklyn Nine-Nine New Girl The Inbetweeners

28th April - 4th May

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Life

Prestigious Welsh male voice choir to perform in Teulada

The Costa Blanca male Voice Choir in full voice during their recent concert at Benitatchell Church

The CosTa Blanca Male Voice Choir celebrated their 10th anniversary recently with a concert in front of a capacity audience at the beautiful Benitachell church.

In addition to a varied programme by the 40-strong choir, the appreciative audience were entertained to arias by Dolce Divas, piano solos by heather Butcher and the debut of the choir's acapella group. at the end of the concert, CBMVC founder and president Mike evans presented pins in the form of a treble clef to the three ladies who have helped bring the choir to their present high standard, the current Musical Director, Claire harkness-Post and accompanists Kirsty Glen and heather Butcher (who was also the choir's previous MD).

Mike himself was then presented with a leather briefcase on behalf of the choir members in recognition of his work in

creating and leading the choir over the past 10 years.

Mike said, "The choir has come from very small beginnings in 2007 to a well-respected and constantly improving choir, which has earned its growing reputation and popularity.

We look forward to a memorable year and the exciting programme ahead."

The choir's next engagement is on May 6, when the internationally-renowned Pontarddulais Male Choir take to the stage at the auditori Teulada-Moraira, supported by the local boys and Dolce Divas.

The Welsh choir will be 80-strong and the local CBMVC boys should provide another 40 voices, providing a rousing finale when both choirs sing together.

The Pontarddulais Male Choir has achieved prominence

through a record 16 first places at the Royal National Eisteddfod of Wales and 2 first places at the Llangollen International eisteddfod.

They have undertaken 13 overseas tours including Canada, United states of america and several european countries.

Tickets for this prestigious concert, price 12â‚Ź, are still available online at instanticket.es, from Teulada ayuntamiento front desks, the Ayuntamiento Office at Espai La Senieta Theatre in Moraira and the Teulada Auditorio Box Office and on the night.

Donations from tickets sales will be made to TeuladaMoraira Proteccion Civil, the alzheimer Centre and Make A Smile and local firms Hamiltons of London, Telitec and Blacktower Financial Management are sponsoring the evening.

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what’s on Something different for the Centro Artistico Musical de Javea

Antonio Miragall, Jose Gomez and Manolo Berenguer presenting the performance poster

‘Allo ‘Allo Alcalali

Listen, for i will say this only once ….. if you’re looking for a rollocking good laugh next month, you need to get yourselves along to the Careline theatre in Alcalali. the theatre's May production is the hit comedy 'Allo 'Allo directed by Candida Wright. it is based on the hugely popular tV series set in occupied france during the second World War. the action centres on the cafe run by rene Artois who is forced by the resistance to hide two British airmen, and by the Germans to hide a valuable painting of the fallen Madonna With the Big Boobies. needless to say, much confusion and mayhem ensues with hilarious consequences.

Pictured is rene (Dennis Arthurs) enjoying the attentions of waitresses Yvette (Paula Beer) and Mimi (Michèle MacKinnonKesselring) rather too much. the dates are thursday 18 May to saturday 20 May at 8.00pm at the Careline theatre in Alcalali. tickets are 12 euros (11 euros for pre-paid groups of 10 or more). they are selling fast, so reserve your tickets now by contacting the Careline Box Office on 652 294 750 and at carelineboxoffice@gmail.com

The BaNd of the Centro artistico Musical de Javea will star in one of the most popular performances of the Fogueres de Sant Joan 2017 programme this summer.

The hit musical, ‘rebobinando’ relives the golden era of pop – the 80s - and the band will provide the soundtrack for the two-hour show, with songs from the likes of Mecano, queen, alaska, el ultimo de la Fila and many more.

The band will be supported with live vocals from experienced singers such as angel Bellido, Laia Benaches, aisha Bordas and david Bosch.

The Councillor of Fiestas, antonio Miragall, and the President of Fogueres, Jose Gomez, presented the programme last week and encourage all members of the public to attend and join in the fun.

The President of the Centro artistico Musical de Javea, Manolo Berenguer confirmed the band are well on their way with rehearsals and is excited for them to flaunt their versatility in a production like no other they have ever been involved in.

The show is scheduled for Thursday June 15 and will take place in the Plaza de la Constitucion from 10.30pm. admission is free.

U3A Vall del Pop What’s On Programme MAY 4th General Meeting with speaker Lorraine Bellami on “Working with BOaC/Ba” MAY 11th Valencia day Trip to visit the Museum of the Fallas and Lladro factory and museum MAY 15th egyptology Group Meeting “The Body in Tomb 55” at Jalon Town hall June 7th 10th anniversary Fun Walking Treasure hunt in Benissa, including buffet lunch June 17th Barn dance at el Cid 23rD – 27th DeCeMBer ‘Xmas 2017 [5days & 4 nights] in Nerja, including trips to Malaga, almunecar & Frigilana Visit http://u3avalldelpop.com, for further details of what’s going on and of the groups.

Furry family fun day in Busot Parque de los Patos in Busot will play host to the Barc 2017 ‘Wet Nose day’ on Saturday May 6. Promising a fun day out for all the family, guests can enjoy the dog show, agility and training exhibitions, an adoption fair, the market place packed with gift ideas and food stalls – a bar for the older ones, a bouncy castle for the younger ones and much more. anyone thinking of entering their treasured tail-wagger into the dog show can choose from any of the following classes: 1. Most handsome dog 2. Most beautiful bitch 3. Cutest puppy (less than 1-year-old) 4. Waggiest tail 5. Friendliest 6. Best condition 7. Veteran (more than 7-years-old) 8. Junior handler (younger than 12-years-old) 9. Best couple 10. Best six legs 11. Nicest eyes 12. The one the judge wants to take home 13. Best trick 14. Best rescue dog 15. Best dog and bitch looking for adoption* * Special class for all dogs looking for a family.

The event will take place between 11.00am and 2.00pm and admission is free. For more information, please call John on 699 822 027.

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whats on

Calpe celebrates craft fair this weekend

The hisToric centre of calpe will play host to an exciting craft fair this weekend.

Taking place between Plaza de la Villa and Plaza reverendo Penalva from Friday through to Monday, 31 stalls will be set up by local craftsmen who will exhibit their goods and hold workshops for the public to get involved in.

Works with felt, carved stone, silver jewellery, crystal figures and insect-shaped wire lamps are just a few of the crafts which will be displayed and members of the public can get their hands dirty modelling mud, manufacturing toys and learning how to make bowls with winches, amongst much more.

Fresh cheese will be made throughout the day and the traditional Valencian ‘arrop i tallaetes’ will be served.

For children, in addition to the workshops, there will be table games to get involved in and a Ferris wheel.

Acrobats will be performing each day and a fire show will close the fair each evening.

The craft fair has been organised by Amata, an association established over 20 years ago to encourage both traditional and modern crafts in the community.

The fair will be open each day from 11.00am – 10.00pm except on Friday, when it will open at 6.00pm and Monday, when it will open at 2.00pm.

Xàbia Book Circle The nexT meeting of the xàbia Book Circle will take place on Tuesday 2 May 2017 in the Social Centre in xàbia Old Town, at 6.30pm for a 6.45pm start. Alma Dorndorf will introduce the world of The Beat Generation.

They were radical, rebellious, experimental artists who had a way with words.

This group of writers explored, questioned and influenced American mainstream culture and politics in the post-World War II era..

Allen Ginsberg, with howl (1956), William Burroughs, with naked Lunch, and Jack Kerouac with On the Road (1957) became famous and they developed a reputation as new bohemian hedonists, who celebrated non-conformity and spontaneous creativity. But not everyone approved.

"The beats" explored the themes of eastern religions, the rejection of materialism and they experimented with sex and drugs (and probably rock and roll), themes that are just as relevant and just as discussed today.

Come along and find more and/or bring your favourite examples. They meet on the first Tuesday of each month in the Centro Social, Xàbia Old Town, beside the Health Centre, at 6.30pm for a 6.45pm start, and finish at 8.45pm. You can also follow our activities on our website www.xabiabookcircle.com For more information please contact the xàbia Book Circle Secretary, nina Davies on 965 791 782 or email ninamdavies@yahoo.co.uk

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Horoscopes and Puzzles

Code Breaker

Each number in the Code Breaker grid represents a different letter of the alphabet. In this week’s puzzle, 26 represents G and 7 represents Z, so fill in G every time the figure 26 appears and Z every time the figure 7 appears.

Now using your knowledge of the English language work out which letters should go in the missing squares. As you discover the letters, fill in other squares with the same number in the main grid and the control grid.

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POSTBAG

Kenny, I have made a decision that I am going to live a further twenty years at least.

I am seventy years old and my family think that I am crazy to say this when I could die tomorrow. How do I explain to them my need to instruct Spirit in this way?

Bente V. Loved getting your message Bente! It’s not crazy at all, in fact I find it inspirational that you know you have work to do and that you are happy to live on this earth, especially with all the terrible things that are going on right now. yes we could die tomorrow, all of us in some nuclear attack we are powerless to survive, but we keep going; hopefully finding the happiness that we deserve on this, our journey of life. Here’s to your next twenty years...or more!

If It’s Your Birthday This Week

Emotions may be coursing around like a ride on the steepest roller coaster!

Remember that on highs and lows the ride is a fast one but you'll get through because you have to!

The entry of Venus brings about a reconciliation with a partner and it will help to re establish better relations for the future too. Not only does this person have your true interests at heart, but they are somebody to trust when the cards are there on the table at last; and honesty is challenged by those around you who don’t seem to give a damn!

Have fun. You are meeting new people and enjoying new experiences and it is about time too! Finances are encouraging, but you cannot scrimp and save all the time and expect to be happy. This week sees a splurge, but so too comes the opportunity to make someone else happy, repaying a debt of honour and making lasting memories.

You may feel as if you are living back in the past this week. The past is over and if you think about it, you are not that person that you used to be anyway. The Sun sextiles with Neptune and this is a time to spend some money, so make it something not only very special, but something that you have always wanted.

Reward yourself for a change!

Take a step back as others have to be responsible for their actions, especially as they have now a better way of dealing with their ups and downs. Ceres instils new values that are destined to take you to new depths, but remember that your feet have to remain firmly on the ground whatever happens. Time has been called, so tune in, take time to chill.

Thank someone for all that they have done and then agree to move on this week. Not all friendships are able to last a lifetime and yet this one is hard to walk away from too. Take the lesson that you have learned in life and give thanks that you saw the light when you did. Pay attention to small details that for others, now, can mean so very much.

: Now would be the best time to advance a plan, though you will not be able to sit this one out once the cat is out of the bag. People should enjoy rewarding you for what you do best, and your best move is to highlight your expertise, and take on all options. Venus rules actions from Aries, whereby there is some good give and take going on!

Take each day at a time because there is nothing to be gained by putting pressure on yourself. Recently there has been a confrontation which in hindsight you could have avoided but it has made change possible and nothing right now is written in stone anyway! Magic comes midweek when the Sun embraces Jupiter and Uranus takes on Mercury.

You are surely getting a broader perspective of what really happened. Mercury conjuncts with Uranus bringing in a wealth of new opportunities. You cannot change the wind but you can unfurl your sails and make your voyage into the unknown; now that the time has finally come. You are closer to a safe landing and in a far better place than you ever were!

Much enterprise and hard work this week as the agenda is stretched to accommodate all that it has to. Pace yourself and start to look and see how someone could help you to expand a little to cope with new projects. Energies from both the Sun and Neptune in cahoots show you that all is fair in love and war but examine all priorities and be sure.

A minor upset has to be dealt with immediately, but rather than wasting time worrying about things; which are after all out of your control, focus on that which you have already accomplished against the odds. Trust in your intuition and know where it can take you next; it will not lead you astray, but it will act as a signal to others to stay silent!

Don’t waste time thinking about how things could be, but do believe in yourself more and take no prisoners on your current journey of discovery. There are some practical details that have to be thrashed out, but do keep your temper please, even if those around seem to have lost theirs already. All can be and will be as Ceres directs!

Finally you have nudged things into the right direction, but rest assured you cannot please everybody this week. As minor hiccups come along deal with them on merit and let anything unimportant go straight over your head. Many have noticed the changes you are making and they support your enterprise, and your attention to detail too!

28th April - 4th May

Cryptic Crossword

Across 1 It can hurt to be niggardly (5) 4 Jack, Bill, you, and me follow the calculator (6) 9 One getting work, at last (7) 10 Disturbed by the unexpected result (5) 11 Competent to get back to the island (4) 12 Imagine an old Northerner on the Northern river (7) 13 Yes, it’s always out of date (3) 14 Compound discovered about 101 AD (4) 16 Uncovered knee-deep in hardship (4) 18 Pin-up girl? (3) 20 Summing up is noted to be expressed accurately (7) 21 Wild West food? (4) 24 Go off from the runner-up time (5) 25 One showing appreciation for a bell ringer? (7) 26 Strange desire to live in (6) 27 Push soldiers (5)

Down 1 There’s a lot of money in the parcel (6) 2 Sailor gets involved with a toff who’s someone big out East (5) 3 Stop being lame (4) 5/15 Fraudulent practice from exuberant East Europeans, one hears (8,7) 6 Expense socially acceptable to me as a matter of habit (7) 7 A model you can’t miss (6) 8 Nonsense talked about a journey to the Orient (5) 13 Owned up to being allowed in (8) 15 See 5 17 Dad comes back with fruit. Look! (6) 18 Tranquil time for a top gym instructor (5) 19 Suddenly veer south-west (6) 22 Get thinner and lighter (5) 23 Young elephant’s leg part (4)

Quick Crossword Across 1 Pure (6) 4 Absentee (6) 9 Set aside (7) 10 Punctuation mark (5) 11 Additional (5) 12 Watch (7) 13 Not up to scratch (11) 18 Obstinate (7) 20 Bohemian folk dance (5) 22 Marine carnivore (5) 23 Chuckle (7) 24 Number of players in a cricket team (6) 25 Ring-shaped bread rolls (6)

Down 1 Floor covering (6) 2 Benefit (5) 3 Sources of danger (7) 5 Frameworks for holding objects (5) 6 Fan (7) 7 Take a trip (6) 8 Art or science of flight (11) 14 Oblivious (7) 15 Certificate (7) 16 Harass (6) 17 Stroke affectionately (6) 19 Foot joint (5) 21 Metric unit of capacity (5)

Literary Quiz 1 What is the Old English heroic poem, surviving in a single copy dated around the year 1000, featuring its eponymous 6th century warrior from Geatland in Sweden?

2 What relatively modern school of philosophy, popular in literature since the mid 1900s, broadly embodies the notion of individual freedom of choice within a disorded and inexplicable universe?

3 What was the pen-name of Charles Lutwidge Dodgson?

4 Who wrote Dr Zhivago?

5 What term and type of comedy is derived from the French word for stuffing?

6 What term originally meaning ‘storehouse’ referred, and still refers, to a periodical of various content and imaginative writing?

7 Who wrote the significant scientific book Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica, published in 1687?

8 What 16th century establishment in London’s Bread Street was a notable writers’ haunt?

9 Who wrote the 1845 poem The Pied Piper of Hamelin?

10 Which American poet and humanist wrote and continually revised a collection of poems called Leaves of Grass?

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Dairy free dilemma For non-meat eaters, life in Britain has been fairly easy over the last twenty years or so. as more and more of the population chose to give up meat, the supermarkets and food producers increased their product ranges and these days, restaurants and cafes always offer at least one vegetarian option.

But throughout the rest of europe, attemping to adopt a meat-free diet was to put it mildly, extremely challenging. this was particularly so in spain, where less than ten years ago, vegetarians were seen as, if not freaks, then at the least, a little bit strange. and as for vegans? …. Well, they may well have stepped down off another planet, for all the understanding they received. ''no milk or cheese? are you insane?'' ask for a sandwich Vegetal in a cafe, and the waiter would invariably reply with ''

si, Con jamon o atun? ''. even worse, in many cases the ham and tuna would be added without question, forcing a complete dissection of the sandwich before eating. skip forward a decade and the situation has changed dramatically for vegetarians and even more so for vegans as health conscious europeans turn away from traditional eating habits in their millions. the 'Clean eating' phenomenon, a diet eschewing meat, fish, animal products, wheat, yeast, dairy items and all processed foods, has moved at great pace across the continent and spain has been swept along too. specialist health food shops lined with organic, macrobiotic and meat free goods are springing up all over the country, even in small towns. even supermarket shelves have a good selection of gluten and wheat free, vegetarian, vegan friendly, dairy alternative products. ready-made, spiralised courgetti, which can be used as an alternative to pasta, mixed with a delicious vegetable sauce, or as a healthy wheat free pizza base, is now available in the chiller cabinet.

With younger people in particular adopting a dairy free

lifestyle, a new report delivered by the national osteoporosis society ( nos ) in the UK has caused a few shockwaves. a survey by the charity found four in 10 young adults have tried “fashionable diets” that often involve avoiding dairy, gluten, grain and sugar, while more than a fifth had severely restricted their intake of milk and cheese. they warned that restrictive diets among younger generations will lead to widespread health issues in later life, including osteoporosis which causes bones to become brittle and break. a charity adviser said ''Without urgent action being taken to encourage young adults to incorporate all food groups into their diets, we are facing a future where broken bones will become the norm. “osteoporosis is a painful and debilitating condition and young adults have just one chance to build strong bones.”

Dairy foods are a source of calcium, an essential nutrient for the health and strength of bones.

It’s unclear why young people are cutting out dairy, but the nos report suggests it could be linked to celebrity trends on social media sites like Instagram, where photographing of food has become something of a cult. a survey conducted by the BBC in the UK showed nearly half of 16 to 24 year olds say they have an intolerance to cow’s milk and dairy products, yet only 24% had actually had their condition diagnosed by a doctor, revealing the pressure young women are under to

match what their idols on Instagram are eating is really high.

However it's not all bad news for non-dairy eating youngsters, as studies show it's not necessarily dangerous to cut out dairy from your diet it’s just important to ensure you get enough calcium from other sources.

Dairy tends to make the biggest contribution to our calcium intakes and so this needs to be replaced by other sources such as bread, cereal, canned fish, nuts, seeds and leafy green vegetables as well as choosing dairy alternatives that are fortified with calcium.other sources include kale, pak choi, okra, spring greens, dried figs, chia seeds and almonds plus alternative sources that can be easily obtained on a vegan diet, such as calcium-fortified plant milk and soya yoghurt, and calcium-set tofu.

Free information on following a vegan lifestyle can be found at the Vegan society's website www.vegansociety.com

Are you at risk of 'text neck'? spIne sUrgeons are noticing an increase in patients with neck and upper back pain, likely related to poor posture during prolonged smartphone use, according to a recent report. some patients, particularly young patients who shouldn’t suffer from neck and back issues, are reporting disk hernias and alignment problems, the study authors write in the spine Journal.

‘In an X-ray, the neck typically curves backward and what we’re seeing is that the curve is being reversed as people look down at their phones for hours each day,’ said study co-author Dr. todd Lanman, a spinal neurosurgeon at Cedars-sinai medical Center in Los angeles.

‘By the time patients get to me, they’re already in a lot of pain and have disc issues,’ he told reuters Health. ‘the real concern is that we don’t know what this means down the road for kids today who use phones all day.’

Lanman and co-author Dr. Jason Cuellar, an orthopedic spine surgeon at Cedars-sinai, write that people often look down when using their smartphones, particularly when texting as compared to browsing online or watching videos. previous studies have also found that people hold their necks at around 45 degrees and it becomes even worse as they sit, versus standing.

The impact on the spine increases at higher flexed postures, they add. While in a neutral position looking forward, the head weighs about 10 to 12 pounds. At a 15-degree flex, it feels like 27 pounds. The stress on the spine increases by degree and at 60 degrees, it’s 60 pounds.

‘For today’s users, will an 8-year-old need surgery at age 28?’ Lanman said. ‘In kids who have spines that are still growing and not developed, we’re not sure what to expect or if this could change normal anatomies.’

Lanman and Cuellar suggest simple lifestyle changes to relieve the stress from the ‘text neck’ posture. they recommend holding cell phones in front of the face, or near eye level, while texting. they also suggest using two hands and two thumbs to create a more symmetrical and comfortable position for the spine.

Beyond smartphone use, the spinal surgeons recommend that people who work at computers or on tablets use an elevated monitor stand so it sits at a natural horizontal eye level. With laptops, they recommend a similar adaptation by using a separate keyboard and mouse so the laptop can be at eye level and still create a good ergonomic position while typing.

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Sun protection sussed out Dr AnDrew Birnie busts some sunscreen myths and verifies how much vitamin D we should actually be getting.

Dr AnDrew Birnie is a consultant dermatologist and dermatological surgeon, specialising in skin cancer, based in Canterbury, Kent. The skin cancer lead for east Kent, he also practices at the Specialist Medical Clinic in Gibraltar, which provides a monthly dermatology clinic with UK dermatologists. He enjoys sport, in particular cricket, rugby and the outdoors. The rTn caught up with Dr Birnie to bust some sunscreen myths and verify how much vitamin D we should actually be getting.

RTN - Does a tan protect you from getting sunburn?

Yes, it does to an extent. It's the body's response to DnA damage and the tan develops in an attempt to reduce the further effects of exposure.

However, as a dermatologist I wouldn't advocate deliberately getting a tan for that purpose and would strongly advise against the use of sun beds prior to going on holiday - the high intensity blast of UV has been shown to be carcinogenic (a cancer inducer).

RTN - How much sunscreen do I need to use? enough to make the skin look white before the cream goes in and disappears. Typically, this is about a shot glass worth to cover the body. It needs to be applied every couple of hours when in the sun and daily on the face, especially when living in sunny climes.

RTN - Doesn't sunscreen prevent my child from getting much-needed vitamin D from the sun?

If you live in southern Spain it would be difficult to completely block out all of the sun. Most people using a factor 30 would still get some vitamin D from their daily activities. If somehow, you managed to remain completely white then taking 10mcg of vitamin D a day would alleviate the concerns (5mcg in children). Most people also don't realise how little sun they need to get enough vitamin D: just 15 mins of UK summer sun 3 times a week would be enough for most people to achieve adequate levels.

RTN - What is the right way to apply sunscreen?

It should be applied before going out in to the sun to all exposed bits of skin and then reapplied after swimming, towelling or every couple of hours. It's best to rub it in in one direction - in the direction of hair growth i.e. down the legs as this makes it go in more easily and reduces the risk of blocking the hair follicles.

RTN - Does my child need regular body checks? no. The likelihood of children developing skin cancer is vanishingly rare. rather keep them pro-

tected now to reduce their risk of skin cancer (and wrinkly, blotchy skin) later in life.

Dr Birnie strongly believes it is everyone’s basic human right to be able to protect themselves against skin cancer and that affordability shouldn’t come into it… taking matters in to his own hands, he developed ‘Altruist’ – a dermatologist sunscreen ‘with a conscience’. A tube of Altruist costs little more than a fancy coffee, but there are no frills.

What profit there is goes straight back into product development and manufacture and proceeds from the sale of every bottle of Altruist go to Under the Same Sun and children in Africa suffering from albinism.

Dr Birnie

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Keep your granite looking GREAT! you finally picked out your beautiful granite counter top. now you’ll want to make sure it stays as beautiful as the day you bought it.

ThOugh IT’S not as porous as marble, it is still a porous material so you’ll want to ensure that stains don’t sink in.here are a few tips on how to get your granite sparkling clean and keep it that way: Make sure it’s sealed!

You’ll want to make sure that stains can’t penetrate your countertop. The best way to do that is to make sure your countertop is properly sealed. Drop a few drops of water on top of the surface. If it beads up, you’re good. If it soaks in after a few minutes, you’re going to need to re-seal it. It is recommended that you get your countertops professionally resealed every two to four years. Cleaning your granite countertop properly will ensure that the sealant lasts longer. steer clear of these cleaners…

Avoid harsh and abrasive cleaners and sponges that can damage and scratch your granite. This includes Windex and acidic cleaners like vinegar, lemon, lime, ammonia and bleach.

These types of cleaners can dull and weaken your sealant.

Wipe up spills asap Leaving spills for too long on your countertop can stain it.

Make sure you wipe up spills as soon as possible. use WarM Water and soap The best way to clean your granite countertop is with a microfibre washcloth with some warm water and a mild or gentle dish soap. use alcohol and Water to disinfect Though soap and water should be adequate for daily sanitizing, if you need something a little bit stronger you can use a mixture of half water and half 91 per cent isopropyl alcohol. Put it in a spray bottle and spray it on your counter top and leave it for three to five minutes before wiping it down. reMove stains With baking soda paste Mix some baking soda and water until it forms a paste.

Place the paste over the stain and scrub it gently with a soft cloth, then rinse. You may have to repeat this process to fully remove the stain. If it’s an extra tough spot, you can leave the paste on the spot and cover it with plastic wrap and tape down the edges. Leave it there until the paste dries, even if it takes a few days. Once it’s dry wipe it

away with your cloth and rinse with some warm water. shine it up If you need to shine your granite countertop, pour some cooking oil on a soft cloth and wipe your countertop down with it and buff gently. This will even help to prevent stains.

How to stop vermin in your garden Rats, gRey squiRRels, field mice and, if you are very lucky, shrews will all eat their fair share of seeds, bulbs, nuts, fruit and even snails. if you find a pile of nibbled snail shells in the shed or under your greenhouse staging, it’s a good bet a rat has been living there. Rats also love organic slug pellets – they will chew through the plastic pot and devour the lot.You cannot rid your garden or allotment of these creatures, and nor should you want to. Rats may be revolting and grey squirrels a version with a longer tail, as my mother would say, but they are part of the food web nevertheless; many an owl or fox would go hungry without them.

But you should do your best to prevent them from reaching your stash. Big seeds such as broad beans, squash and sweetcorn are their favourite spring treats. Squirrels also love to eat bulbs, though they often forget them, which is why you find them stashed elsewhere.

One traditional solution was to dip seeds and bulbs in methylated spirits, which was said to taste unfavourable. And, while that works, it’s questionable whether it’s good for the seeds and soil.Another trick is to cut the spikiest branches you can find, leave them to dry, then place them as a deterrent around whatever you’ve planted that needs protection.You’ll need to anchor the holly, so it doesn’t blow away: cut them into 10cm sections with enough stem to insert into the ground, which usually does the trick. Dry spikes seem to be much more fierce than fresh, and the idea is that those tender, sensitive noses don’t like to be jabbed by the prickled tips. Mind you, it certainly doesn’t make for pleasant weeding among the stuff. Once the seeds or bulbs are up, remove it, because your visitors are less interested in green shoots, though I tend to keep the holly clippings for another round, because they last for ages.For pots and containers, some chicken wire or fine-mesh netting fashioned into a cover will deter anything digging them up; again, it can be removed once growth has appeared.Rats are reputed to dislike mint, so grow this around places where they nest; the compost heap or alongside the shed is worth a try. Mothballs are also said to deter rats and mice, and can work in the greenhouse.You may, however, feel the need to resort to mice and rat traps, in which case humane traps are ethically better than snap ones. That said, I’ll warn you that an angry mouse or rat is quite something, and you need to take them a good few miles away before you release them.

Rats and mice are wary of change, so they can also be discouraged by disturbing their burrows and nests. If you see a rat run or find a rat hole, stick something down it (a brick, bunched up chicken wire, mint, a bucket of water) and repeat often. dry, warm compost heap makes a great home, so turn it often and drench it with water if you fear anything has moved in.

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Home grow in Spain successfully

Whether you're a seasoned gardener or a novice just taking an interest in your little patch of ground or terrace, there is something completely satisfying and rewarding about being able to grow your own vegetables and herbs and take them straight from garden to plate.

In our hot summer climate, not every vegetable will grow its best. of course, with ingenuity and planning, it’s possible to grow virtually any type of vegetable or herb in any climate, but unless you’re willing to go to extremes, your gardening will by necessity be selective in its plants. here are some common hot climate vegetables and herbs to try planting in the garden.

AUBERGINES A part of the nightshade family, this vegetable has several names around the world: brinjal eggplant, aubergine, melongene or guinea squash. other nightshades include tomatoes and potatoes.

Aubergines are generally delicate by nature, but in warm climates with little freezing, they can come back year after year as a perennial. one little known fact about aubergines is that they are technically a berry. Native to India, they have been cultivated in Asia for longer than historical records can track.

OKRA Also called Moench, okra is often called ladies fingers and gumbo. Whilst okra’s origins are often disputed they are likely to derive from South Asia, ethiopia or West Africa. Most tropical, sub-tropical and warm temperate regions can support okra varieties and gumbo is a staple food in parts of the American south. the word “gumbo” is the Spanish and Dutch/French term for okra (quimbombo, guigambo or kingombo). okra grows best where it can receive plenty of moisture and prefers mulching.

SWEET POTATOES Despite its name, the sweet potato is only

distantly related to the potato with which we are all familiar. these are the only widely cultivated plant in the Convolvulaceae family and they are literally grown everywhere in the world. While heat tolerant, they will actually grow in almost all climates where enough growing season exists.

OREGANO A popular perennial herb associated with Italian, Greek and turkish food oregano originates in eurasia and the Mediterranean as part of the mint family. Also called wild marjoram, oregano also has a relative in the marjoran family called sweet marjoram. oregano is a perennial herb, so it is often grown and re-grown in pots and containers annually. It is one of the most popular kitchen herbs worldwide.

THYME the third of the triumvirate of Mediterranean herbs, thyme is a culinary and medicinal herb which has been used for everything from embalming in egypt, temple incense in Ancient Greece and cooking in Ancient Rome. It has also been used to ward off nightmares when placed under a pillow, the Romans used it to flavour cheese, a liquor spice in europe, t in Medieval europe to bring courage to those going to battle, and assure passage into the next life in Ancient egypt. thyme has been found to grow nearly anywhere that can receive adequate water, regardless of the hot climate.

ROSEMARY A woody, perennial herb, rosmarinus officinalis is grown the world over as one of the best-known culinary herbs. Native to the Mediterranean, it was one of the first spices commonly traded in the West. rosemary’s name comes from Latin for “dew of the sea” (ros marinus). In its native climate, its only water is the humidity from the ocean. rosemary is thus very heat tolerant and drought hardy.

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Singapore researchers turn water into ‘virtual lemonade’ It looks like lemonade, tastes like lemonade, but it’s simply water.

Researchers in Singapore say they have invented a ‘virtual lemonade’, using electrodes to mimic the flavour of the beverage and LED lights to imitate its colour, that could one day allow people to digitally share drinks over the internet.

‘We are primarily motivated by the fact that our current digital interactions are not supportive for sharing beverages and food, which is something very common in our everyday lives,’ said Nimesha Ranasinghe, who led the team that did the research.

The team conducting the research at the NUS-Keio CUTE Centre, a collaboration between the National University of Singapore and Japan’s Keio University, decided to focus on the sour taste of lemonade to prove their idea.

A sensor dipped into a glass of real lemonade collects data on its acidity and colour, which is transmitted via Bluetooth to silver electrode strips on the rim of a tumbler.

The action of a drinker running their tongue over the strip in taking a sip causes the electrodes to simulate the sour taste, while a light-emitting diode (LED) flashes yellow.

The technology can also simulate bitter and salty sensations, Ranasinghe said, adding that it could help people on restricted diets who need to cut back on salt or calories.

‘We can even help the people who want to cut down their calorie intake,’ she added. ‘If he craves lemonade and can have a virtual lemonade, he can get the same experience, but zero calories.’

Still, the design needs some improvement, said student Genevieve Low, a volunteer who participated in tests of the drink.

‘I think it’s definitely the way the tongue touches the cup, because no one would, sub-consciously or consciously, put their tongue onto the electrode and then drink the water,’ she said in a recent test round.

Another volunteer student, Wang Pan, was surprised by the taste.

‘I was imagining the electronic taste, but it’s actually quite real to me because it’s really mild, like mild-sweet. It’s less sour An NUS student tastes a virtual lemonade simulator Photo credit: Reuters than the real lemonade,’ she said.

Four tech life hacks you need to know

A life hack is a strategy, technique, trick or shortcut that can help make life easier – by speeding up efficiency, enhancing productivity and sometimes minimising a source of annoyance with a quick trick.

This week, we bring you four clever life hacks with a decidedly tech-orientated twist.

1. Re-open an accidentally closed tab We’ve all been there. You’re browsing the web with more tabs open than should be legally permissible. Next thing you know, you accidentally close an important tab and simply can’t remember what the URL was. Not to fear, if you press Command+Shift+T, your most recently closed tab will spring back to life.

2. Charge your iPhone faster If you’re looking to charge your iPhone and time is of the essence, you might be well-advised to put your device into Airplane Mode before charging. While doing so doesn’t always speed things along, the charging time can be significantly reduced if you happen to be in an area with a less than optimal cellular signal. Either way, even a 5 per cent increase in charging time is welcome when you’re in a time crunch.

3. Save money on flights by deleting cookies Booking a flight online can be exceedingly frustrating. Not only do the cheapest flight options often include multiple layovers that add hours upon hours to your trip, but you also

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One way to skirt around this is to delete your cookies and erase any evidence that you visited an airline website before. Doing so will ensure that you will be presented with the real travel price and not a price based on some algorithm that is programmed to charge users a tad more when the site recognizes that you’ve searched for a specific flight several times.

4. How to print when running extremely low on black ink If you need to print and are running desperately low on black ink, follow these two tips.

First, change the font colour to #010101 which is 99 per cent grey. Secondly, save on ink by adjusting the type of font you use.

Century Gothic, for example, uses on average 30 per cent less ink than Arial. The top five fonts according to Printer.com for low ink usage are Century Gothic, Times New Roman, Calibri, Verdana and Arial.

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8. Christopher Marlowe (1564-93 - Blank verse traditionally is unrhymed, comprising ten syllables per line, stressing every second syllable.)

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China’s Copycat Car The year 2016 was a bumper one for car sales in China. Almost 25 million buyers took a new car home, many of which were built by Chinese production arms of companies we’re familiar with, such as Honda and Ford.

However, the country’s indigenous carmakers are becoming keen to cash in on the increasingly westernised tastes of Chinese motorists.

However, rather than creating rivals to the most desirable western cars, some manufacturers have taken to imitating them instead.

Many of the best-known cars from Europe and America have Chinese doppelgangers, but while many are all-but-indistinguishable from the originals, their Chinese makers aren’t necessarily breaching any law.

Unlike counterfeit watches or consumer electronics, these cars are sold under their own manufacturer branding and are, therefore, not pretending to be something they aren’t.

Of course, these uncanny resemblances are entirely deliberate. Many of these cars have a similar visual appeal to their well regarded Western counterparts and can be sold at a far lower price to suit increasingly aspirational – though cash-strapped – Chinese buyers.

The lower price means that construction

standards, technology and safety are often far less sophisticated than similarlooking western models, which typically hit the market after a more extensive development programme.

Perhaps the cheekiest and most blatant example is the Land Wind X7, which would easily pass for a Range Rover Evoque if it overtook you on a busy motorway. Let’s have a look at the difference between the Evoque and it’s ‘evil twin’ THE LANDWING X7 v RANGE ROVER EVOQUE The LandWind X7 is notorious for being one of the most conspicuous examples of Chinese imitation. It’s impossible not to spot the design similarities between At a cursory glance the Land Wing X7 could easily pass for a Range Rover Evoque. the X7 and the Range Rover Evoque, even down to the particularly as the X7 sells locally for around Evoque, but as convincing as it looks on the positioning of the LAND WIND outside, its interior and general quality is a £14,000, undercutting the imported Evoque lettering on the bonnet. far cry from that of the British-built original, on the Chinese market by £35,000.

This has caused considerable anger from The X7 is actually a larger car than the while the engine is a Mitsubishi design.

Jaguar Land Rover, maker of the Evoque,

Vw Brand Recovery Continues

Volkswagen reported a 28 percent jump in first-quarter operating profit, helped by a return to earnings growth at its core VW brand which has struggled to recover from the German carmaker’s diesel emissions scandal.

Group operating profit came to 4.4 billion euros in the three months to the end of March, compared with 3.4 billion in the year-earlier period, Volkswagen said on Tuesday last week, as it published key financial figures ahead of schedule.

Although the group has bounced back from the scandal and overtook Japan’s Toyota last year to become the world’s biggest selling carmaker, analysts view a turnaround at the VW brand as key to its prospects.

Shares in Volkswagen jumped immediately the announcement was made public, trading 3.7 percent higher at 136.00 euros, making them the third-biggest gainers on the STOXX Europe 600 index.

Volkswagen said on last week that first-quarter operating earnings at the VW brand came to around 900 million euros, up from 73 million in the year-earlier period.

“Causal factors for the Volkswagen Brand result include the success of new model

introductions, particularly the Tiguan, and a strong financial performance in the West European market,” Volkswagen said in a statement.

“Optimised fixed costs also positively affected the result,” it added.

DZ Bank analyst Michael Punzet, who has a “hold” recommendation on VW’s stock, said he had expected the brand’s operating profit to come to around 500 million euros.

Volkswagen said its other brands, which include Audi and Skoda, also contributed to the good performance but did not provide any further financial details.

However the group said it still expected to report a full-year group return on sales of between 6 and 7 percent this year.

“If Q2 continues to do well, we expect VW to increase its full-year guidance in summer,” said Evercore ISI analyst Arndt Ellinghorst, who had expected first-quarter group operating profit of around 3.8 billion euros.

Volkswagen is due to publish detailed first-quarter financial results on May 3.

VW on the road to recovery following the emissions scandal that rocked the company

Volkswagens Iconic Beetle

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Seat 600 Turns 60 With A Party in Madrid This Summer one of the most iconic cars ever seen on the roads of Spain celebrates it’s 60th Birthday at the Royal Palace in Madrid.

The first Seat 600 rolled off the production line at the Zona Franca Barcelona factory in June 1957 and almost 800,000 of them were produced until production stopped in August 1973.

Made under licence to Fiat, the SEAT 600 helped to start the economic boom, the Spanish miracle, that came at the end of the slow recovery from the Spanish Civil War. It was a relatively inexpensive vehicle (then 60,000 Spanish pesetas) and was the first car that came within the modest but rapidly growing economic means of most Spanish families from the mid-1960s to the early 1970s. The vehicle has since become an icon of the period.

The arrival of the 600 practically put Spain on wheels and the impact of this tiny, rear-engined, rear-wheel drive utility car on Spanish society is still under sociological analysis today.

Not only was it the first car for many Spaniards, but it was an injection of quality of life that provided mobility and freedom like no other product in Spain had ever managed to do.

The appeal of the 600 lasted throughout the 1950s and 60s and this small car was lovingly dubbed simply ‘seiscientos’ in its homeland.

It quickly became the car most Young Spaniards learnt to drive in as it was snapped up by driving instructors and driving schools throughout the nation.

It is to Spain no less than the Citroen 2CV is to France, the Fiat 500 to Italy, the Mini to the United Kingdom and the

Volkswagen Beetle to Germany - a people’s car.

In the 60s early experiments with exports followed - hampered in part by Fiat demands that the 600 should be produced only for its local market.

Nevertheless, the Spaniards found their first tiny loophole for the 600 and exported 150 units to Colombia.

It was not until a later, more generous version of the licence contract that Fiat permitted more freedom - ultimately leading, between 1970 and 1973, to the SEAT 600 becoming the best-selling car in Finland!

Other affectionate nicknames for the Seiscientos were pelotilla (little ball), seílla or seíta (both stand for little SEAT) and ombligo (navel), because everybody had one.

There are still a good number of 600’s in daily use on the roads of Spain today and fully restored vehicles sell for thousands of euros on specialist websites.

As a tribute to the place it holds in the hearts of the Spanish people, the little motor car’s 60th Birthday party will be held at the prestigious Royal Palace in the capital on Saturday June 3rd.

The event is open to everyone and visitors will have the opportunity to view and inspect fine examples of the Seiscentos with activities and showcases being held all day, all rounded off by a rousing chorus of Cumpleanos Feliz to finish the festivities.

For full details on the Birthday event visit their website www.seat600aniversario.com or email the organisers at seat600tv@gmail.com

The Spanish car of the people, the Seat 600 celebrates it’s 60th Birthday with a party in Madrid in June.

Dodge Challenger Demon 828bhp monster Dodge has finally revealed the insane Dodge Challenger SRT Demon; a drag strip-orientated, yet still road-legal 828bhp monster. Dodge haven’t been subtle about its talents over an exhausting teaser campaign, but now we can see the car in full, it boasts some pretty impressive figures, including some never attached to a road car before.

At the Demon’s core is the engine, a further upgrade on the already slightly mad Hellcat’s supercharged V8. Sharing the same 6166cc displacement, the Demon has a 2.7-litre supercharger running at a maximum boost pressure of 14.5psi to produce that incredible power figure of 828bhp. Torque is also huge at 770lb ft, giving Dodge the title of worlds most powerful production V8.

The supercharger is fed through a charge cooler that uses the Demon’s air conditioning system to reduce the intake temperature and increase its density and therefore power. Dodge claims this can reduce the intake temperature by 7 degrees.

The Demon will also come with a separate power train module that will allow the engine to run on 100 plus octane fuel. A button within the vehicle will allow the driver to switch to an engine map that has been allows it to run on the race fuel. The Demon is designed for

racing, drag racing that is. Everything in the car, and what’s been left out, is designed to help improve its quarter mile times. Firstly, the supercharger is preloaded and to increase power at lower revs and the Demon’s launch control is operated via the paddles rather than the brake pedal to reduce reaction times.

It also uses Bilstein adaptive suspension tuned specifically to maximize weight transfer to the rear wheels to improve traction without sacrificing lateral stability. The propshaft and differential housing has been uprated over the item in the Hellcat to deal with more torque and the increased stresses of the new viscious launch procedure.

Dodge has revealed that the Demon will be 97.5kg lighter than the Challenger Hellcat, suggesting a total weight of 1795kg. To remove such a significant amount of weight Dodge has removed all

“The Demon will do the quarter mile in 9.65 seconds, will hit 60mph in 2.3 seconds and also boasts the Guinness World Record for the longest wheelie.”

the seats, except the one for the one used by the driver; Dodge has taken weight reduction very seriously. Binning the rear bench has saved 25kg while removing the passenger seat has saved a further 26.3kg. Inside the Demon only has two speakers, a manual adjustable steering wheel and far less sound deadening than other Challengers. The extents to remove weight have found their way to the car’s chassis and brakes, too. However, these changes don’t sound quite as appealing.

Limited Edition Jack Daniel’s Chieftain

Indian Motorcycle, America’s first motorcycle company, and the Jack Daniel Distillery, America’s first registered distillery, have announced the availability of a Limited Edition Jack Daniel’s Indian Chieftain, the second such collaboration. The first was in 2016, when the two brands came together to create the Limited Edition Jack Daniel’s Indian Springfield and Indian Chief Vintage in celebration of the 150th Anniversary of the Jack Daniel Distillery. All 150 available motorcycles sold out in only eight hours. The

2017 Indian Chieftain Jack Daniels Limited Edition Chieftain is a Touring Style Motorcycle equipped with an 1811cc, Air Cooled, V Twin, OHV Pushrod, 4-Stroke Engine and a 6-Speed Manual Transmission.

It has a Telescopic Fork Front Suspension while the Rear Suspension consists of a Twin Sided Swing Arm. The Chieftain Jack Daniels Limited Edition Chieftain has Front Dual Hydraulic Disc Brakes and Rear Hydraulic Disc Brakes. The Chieftain Jack Daniels Limited Edition Chieftain weighs 828 lbs. and has 5.6 inches of ground clearance.

The Chieftain Jack Daniels Limited Edition Chieftain was introduced in 2017 and is New for 2017.

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Valldigna golf day

Pedreguer basketball girls win trophy The girls cadet team from Pedreguer eeM beat a strong Valencia team to win the gandia Basketball Cup last weekend.

On the way to the final the girls played four games on the saturday. losing a close match by four points to Valencia, but beating Divendres, UPB gandia and CB huesca to set up a rematch against pre tournament favourites Valencia. in front of a large crowd, but supported by coaches, families and friends, the girls started the final on the Sunday very nervously and found themselves four points behind at the break. however, in a whirlwind start to the second period they played some spirited basketball to take the final by 12 points. sandra Frau was named MVP of the cadet tournament to round of a fine day for Pedreguer.

On April 29, both the boys and girls Juvenile teams will contest the Benidorm Basketball Cup finals and on April 22 at 10.00am at Pedreguer the preferential take on Jorge Juan Novelda in the Quarter Finals.

On the same day, the Junior girls team will play a quarter final away at Onil and on Sunday 23 and the infants play Villareal also in the quarter finals.

Valldigna Golf Society after their monthly Stableford competition last week

tHe VAllDignA Golf Society enjoyed a fabulous day's golf for their monthly Stableford competition, at their home course la galiana club de golf, la Barraca de Aguas Vivas on tuesday April 18. in beautiful, sunny conditions, a good turnout of 21 golfers turned up to play, the course which played a little slower than usual, helping to bring in some high scores. first place went to Ralph Borthwick with 35 points, Second place went to Mark Wynnick with 34 points and third place 33

went to trevor nash with 33 points.

We had the top ten players all come in with 30 points or more, a very pleasing show by everyone.

The nearest the pin prizes went to Stephen Forster, Peter Smit, Derek Ashton, David Robertson, Don Bunyan, and Keith White.

The two Longest Drives went to Steve Arnold on the 11th and David Robertson on the 12th. the lost balls competition was won by Stephen Forster who won 48 euros on the day but was not willing to share his win-

ning formula with anyone. the company was good, the weather was warm and sunny and the hot cross buns went down a treat with both players and La Galiana staff.

The Valldigna Golf Society's next competition is on the 16th of May and they welcome new members and guests.

Anyone wishing to give the course a try please email valldignagolfsoc@hotmail.com or contact Don on 600 681 715 or Peter on 851 000 268.

Pedreguer Girls Cadet Team holding aloft the Gandia Basket Cup Trophy

Marquez on form in the Americas DefenDing MotogP champion Marc Marquez continued his 100% record at the grand Prix of the Americas as Maverick Vinales crashed out.

Repsol Honda rider Marquez, 24, has now won all five races at the circuit in Austin, Texas.

Vinales - who had won the first two races of the season on his Yamaha - crashed on the second lap.

His veteran team-mate Valentino Rossi now leads the standings after finishing second, with Dani Pedrosa third.

British rider Cal Crutchlow was fourth.

Rossi, 38, has won nine world championships but none since 2009. He has a six-point lead over Vinales, with Marquez in third.

Rossi was given a 0.3 second time penalty for clashing with Johann Zarco but still comfortably bought his Yamaha home in second place.

Marc Marquez (Repsol Honda team) initially fought it out with teammate Dani Pedrosa for victory in the Red Bull grand Prix of the Americas, before being able to break clear in the latter laps of the race to take his stunning fifth win in a row in Austin – his 11th straight win on US soil in an incredible statistic.

Valentino Rossi (Movistar Yamaha MotoGP) then put on a late charge to take second, with Pedrosa completing the podium – and former Championship leader Maverick Viñales crashing out early on.

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World cup holders announce ICC trophy squad AustrAliA hAve included "once-in-a-generation" fast bowler Pat Cummins in their 15-man squad for this summer's Champions trophy in england. the 23-year-old is selected alongside fellow fast bowlers Mitchell starc, Josh hazlewood and James Pattinson in captain steve smith's squad.

Australia are in Group A alongside Bangladesh, New Zealand and england, and former bowler Brett lee says their opponents should be "scared", before adding "it's a serious pace barrage."

"What Pat Cummins can bring is pace, aggression, control and anything between that. he is a once-in-a-generation bowler and you have got to harness that amazing talent. "hazlewood is more of hitting the good length, day in and day out. With starc you will be getting full, short, good length, yorkers, the whole thing."the dangerous Cummins is capable of bowling at speeds in excess of 95mph and is considered to be one of the best young pace bowlers in the World.

Josh Hazlewood, Mitchell Starc and Pat Cummins helped Australia win the World Cup on home soil in 2015

Group B of the 50 over a side competition, comprises World top ranking side south Africa plus, sri lanka, Pakistan and india. this year's iCC Champions trophy tournament will be held in England and Wales between June 1 and 18. The first match of the championships will see england face Bangladesh at the Oval on June 1. the top eight teams in the iCC rankings as on 30 september 2015 qualified for the tournament. The eight teams were divided into two groups of four.Bangladesh will make a return to the competition the first time since 2006, by replacing the

Alves message to Neymar Dani alves has revealed what he said to neymar as the Barcelona star departed the field in tears at Camp Nou on Wednesday.

Juventus eliminated the Catalans from the Champions League with a 3-0 aggregate victory, having played a scoreless second leg in Spain, with the forward having to be consoled by his former Barca team-mate.

“I told him that that’s life – we had to face each other,” Alves explained to reporters.

“I did not want to measure myself just on this, we have experienced these moments together and now we experience them apart so it is hard.

“We have to focus on our jobs, but the feeling is there.”

Alves, 33, turned out for Barcelona for eight seasons between 2008 and 2016, making close to 400 appearances for the Camp Nou side, becoming a European champion on three occasions.

He departed for Juventus on a free transfer last summer and has helped the Serie A leaders into the semi-finals of the Champions League, where they will face Real Madrid, Atletico Madrid or Monaco.

His former club, meanwhile, face an uphill battle to win any silverware after their elimination as they trail Real Madrid by three points in La Liga before the weekend’s Classico.

West indies, who lost their place in the Champions trophy for the first time by finishing outside the top eight, in ninth position on the cut-off date. this year's matches will be split between three venues the Oval, Edgbaston and Sofia Gardens in Cardiff, with the final scheduled to be played on June 18 at the Oval.Australia squad: steve smith (capt), David Warner, Pat Cummins, Aaron Finch, John hastings, Josh hazlewood, travis head, Moises henriques, Chris lynn, Glenn Maxwell, James Pattinson, Mtchell starc, Marcus stoinis, Matthew Wade, Adam Zampa.

Formula 1 stars support tragic teenage driver JeNsON ButtON has pledged £15,000 Billy Monger to a fundraising page set up to support a British Formula 4 driver who had both legs amputated following a crash.

Billy Monger, 17, drove at high speed into the back of a car which seemed to have stopped on the track during sunday's race at Donington Park.

Lewis Hamilton has also offered support, tweeting: "thoughts and prayers are with you and your family."

More than £500,000 had been raised by last thursday afternoon.

Monger, who has been described as "an extremely talented young driver" had to be extracted from his vehicle at the leicestershire track and airlifted to hospital.

Button, the 2009 world champion who retired last year but will make a one-off outing for McLaren at next month's Monaco Grand Prix, was among the first to voice his support for Monger. "this guy needs our help. i will be doing as much as i can to help this dude out," he wrote on instagram. red Bull's Max verstappen also appeared to make a pledge on the page, tweeting: "really shocked about Billy Monger's terrible accident. if you can, please join me in helping him out. "Donations also appeared to be made by former F1 drivers Max Chilton, Karl Wendlinger and Andre lotterer, as well as touring car driver Jason Plato and American Nascar racer AJ Allmendinger.

Williams' Brazilian driver Felipe Massa showed his support on twitter, writing: "let's help him. i'll do my best." ex-F1 driver Mark Webber wrote "keep boxing mate", while the Mercedes, Force india and Mclaren teams have also showed their support on social media. steven hunter, head of the team Jhr Developments that Monger has been with for the past four years, said it had been a "heart-wrenching" time.

"We saw the crash and our fears were as low as they could be," he said. "But everything has been in the right direction since. Yesterday we lined everyone up and just took some time to wish him well. the pipes are out of his mouth and he spoke. he was hoarse but he just about spoke''

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