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A mobile ‘app’ against infections

Infrastructure partnership to improve in Alicante and beyond María José Salvador, Minister of Housing, Public Works and Vertebration of Alicante, met with the Ministry of Public Works this week to propose a bilateral schedule of work between the two administrations p3

These days it seems like there is an ‘app’ for just about everything.

Starbucks goes green in Torrevieja Starbucks, the Seattlebased coffeehouse chain known for its signature roasts, light bites and WiFi availability, has arrived in Torrevieja p11

The new 2017 Range Rover Velar announced p52

Issue 907

by Keith Nicol

Ricky Valance

Help Ricky Valance raise a million for the RAF When he was 17, Costa Blanca’s very own Ricky Valance signed up with the RAF, which he says was one of the proudest moments of his life.

Read the full story on page 37

Now doctors at the Hospital de Orihuela have begun to prescribe antibiotic treatments “advised” by their mobile phone. It’s a mobile application that, depending on the symptoms, will tell you which is the best antibiotic treatment most appropriate . “The application chooses the antibiotics with more probability of success in the region and with less impact on the resistance on the environment”, assures the Cabinet of Communication. This has been possible thanks to a team of the Program for Optimization of the use of Antimicrobials, which has been in charge of producing the Guide to Empirical Antibiotics in the APP. Continued on page 3

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Infrastructure partnership to improve in Alicante and beyond Talks of an investment plan for a more extensive network.

by Tahnee Wright María José Salvador, Minister of Housing, Public Works and Vertebration of Alicante, met with the Ministry of Public Works this week to propose a bilateral schedule of work between the two administrations. The primary purpose of the schedule is to create an initiative for Strategic Infrastructures of the Valencian Community.

The aim of the initiative is to redefine both infrastructure and investment priorities for the Region of Valencia further to years of inactivity and unmet protocols.

Salvador has identified the citizens require a much improved commuter service, with the region seeing 20 million travelers this year so far alone.

The Minister has discussed an investment plan for a more extensive network with lines such as Castelló-Vinaròs, San Vicente del Raspeig-Villena, modernisation of the XàtivaAlcoi lines or the creation of the Costa Train.

The ministry has expressed its agreement to review the 9 protocols and agreements that have been in place for many years but have been persistently violated. Together, the administrations will endeavour to establish a new framework that adapts to the current situation and requirements of the region and its residents and visitors.

Photo: Valencia Plaza

In considering the economic deficit of the community, the conselleria reported that the bidding rate for Communidad Valencia is currently at 5.4%, well below the 11% average GDP values.

The first step for the Generalitat is to come to a suitable partnership agreement with the Ministry of Public Works to deliver superior infrastructure and transport services to the region, the primary target being to develop and improve the major railway infrastructures, urban area traffic controls and port access.

Continued from front page This new application streamlines the prescription process and will serve to guide the doctor in the use of the antibiotic most appropriate to any serious infection that can be present in a patient.

All this without the need to wait for the studies necessary to specify what type of infection the patient is suffering from. The app production team also has the support of the WebResist Project, which involves important specialists from throughout Europe, who provide the necessary data for the use of antimicrobials and bacterial resistance for the design and evaluation of the different programmes.

This guide, unlike others, has some features that make it unique. First, it relies on antimicrobial resistance data obtained from the WebResist Project and is automatically updated. On the other hand, it provides an estimate of the probability of success of each antibiotic when administered to the patient pending the microbiological study and other diagnostic tests. Likewise, PROA, the author of the guide, at the time of its development, chose antibiotics, not only with more probability of success in their region, but also with less impact on the resistance in their environment.

Access to the Empirical Antibiotic Guide as well as being available through the mobile application is available to the hospital physicians and the entire Department of Health on the Department's website.

Salvador has requested that the Secretary of State urgently addresses the problems in the Mediterranean Corridor, highlighting that the public should be kept informed of clear timescales for works. She has also requested that clear commitment to infrastructure is shown in the 2017 and 2018 budgets.

Other issues highlighted included the need to unblock the Sagunt-Teruel-Zaragoza connection as well as provide high-speed connection services between Alicante, Valencia and Castelló.

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Quirónsalud and the British Residents’ Association sign a collaboration agreement on prevention Hospital QuirónsaludTorrevieja has signed a collaboration agreement with the Help Vega Baja Association of British residents to offer them advantageous conditions in medical services as well as in health prevention campaigns.

The signing ceremony was attended by the managing director of the Hospital QuirónsaludTorrevieja, Francisco Fiestras and the president of the Help Vega Baja Association, Michele Lindsey Masson.

The agreement means residents will, amongst other benefits, receive a free of charge basic annual blood analysis along with dental cleaning, as well as a 10% discount on all private health services of Quirónsalud (not covered by insurers or other companies).

The initiative is part of the line of care prevention initiated by the Hospital QuirónsaludTorrevieja with the aim of improving the relations for foreign residents in the region of Vega Baja.

In its continuous effort of renewal and adaptation, the Hospital Quirónsalud de Torrevieja offers the patient qualified care and personalised treatment. The province provides other centres of consultation and diagnosis: Quirónsalud Santa Pola Medical Center and Center Doctor QuirónsaludOrihuela.

Quirónsalud is the largest hospital group in Spain and the third largest in Europe.

It is present in 13 autonomous communities and has the most advanced technology with more than 6,200 beds in the 80 centres, as well as large teams of highly specialized professionals.

Seven of Quirónsalud’s hospitals are universities and they work in promoting and teaching medical and scientific research. They also run the Health Research Institute of the FJD, a unique private research centre accredited by the Ministry of Research, Development and Innovation.

Quirónsalud’s healthcare service is organised into units and transversal networks to optimize the experience and clinical translation of their investigations.

Currently, Quirónsalud is developing more than 1,600 research projects throughout Spain, pioneering in different specialties such as cardiology, endocrinology, gynecology, neurology and oncology.

Spain raises 15billion€ in the fight against fraud The Spanish Treasury obtained nearly 15billion€ in the fight against fraud in 2016. The sum recovered by the tax inspectors was down 4.98% in comparison to 15.664billion€ raised in 2015, with officials confirming the absence of singular items as the reason.

Elche gearing up for a long run Elche is getting ready to welcome runners this Saturday 11 of March for the Transilicitana, a competitive run where participants are expected to cover, either by walking or running, a 104 kilometre route in 24 hours.

The eight Transilicitana event will start at 10am from El Paseo de la Estación in the centre of Elche, and finish at Traspalacio, in front of the Museum of Archaeology and History. 750 participants are expected to take part in the event.

The route will take participants all the way to El Altet and the sea front at Los Arenales del Sol, before turning back towards Elche and the final destination. It will be a real test for endurance for all the runners, who are expected to take on the challenging route through the day and the night.

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Pascual Flores undecided future The ongoing saga surrounding the Schooner Pascual Flores, which remains unused after many years in Torrevieja's harbour, continues.

by Keith Nicol Having been close to being commissioned as a tourist office and attraction for the City of Torrevieja, visiting ports around Europe, since the last election, the yacht has remained docked in Torrevieja and her future uncertain. This week the Partido Popular asked the maritime captain in Alicante to verify the "abandonment" of the Pascual Flores with Councillor Eduardo Gil Rebollo warning about the "danger" of the woodwork going rotten.

The PP has demanded that the Maritime Captaincy of Alicante, who are responsible for the security of the port of Torrevieja, to check the "state of abandonment", which in his opinion, is present in the Pascual Flores. Councillor Rebollo presented a letter to Cayetano PĂŠrez, maritime captain of the Province of Alicante, requesting him to carry out an inspection visit before "the situation becomes dangerous onboard for those maintenance workers on the boat."

According to the Councillor, the current government has "abandoned the ship to its own fate".

Although completely rebuilt more than a decade ago, the Pascual Flores was the last boat built on the

shores of Torrevieja, in 1917. As one of the featured ships of the BBC series the Onedin Line, back in the seventies, the ship became a floating restaurant and fell into disrepair before being bought by the City of Torrevieja and rebuilt a an estimated cost of about four million euros. However the schooner never had the opportunity to sail nor to be used for what was she was conceived for as a sailing school of the Generalitat. It has been exhibited in the port, for years, but apart from a few private visits, visitors to the area have not been able to go onboard her as part f the floating museums.

Gil Rebollo denounced "the lack of transparency, already common in the government team�, thus the Councillor approached the Ministry of Development and in turn the Captaincy to take action in the matter. The sailboat has various maintenance problems, it has leaks that must be pumped on a periodic basis, an issue that's its had almost since it was completed in 2008, and which were aggravated with the recent trip to Algeciras, to check the overall condition of the beautiful vessel.

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CaixaBank awarded ‘best private bank in Spain’ Bank receives award for the third consecutive year from Euromoney.

by Tahnee Wright CaixaBank is the leading Spanish bank by market share and has been recognised by Euromoney as the best private banking entity in Spain in the Private Banking Survey 2017.

CaixaBank’s recognition for the third year in a row comes as a result of a survey conducted by Euromoney between private banking entities, managers of high heritages and family offices around the world, who have identified the best private banking entities for the quality of their services and business model.

CaixaBank Private Banking has grown 18.10% in managed assets in the last three years and now serves 14.36% more customers than in 2014, from 50,085 customers in 2014 to 57,281 at the end of 2016.

In addition to the prize for the best private banking entity, CaixaBank, chaired by Jordi Gual and whose CEO is Gonzalo Gortázar, was recognised as the best entity in nine other categories, three more than in the 2016 edition.

Furthermore, following the EU’s regulatory guidelines, in terms of the number of clients advised (clients who have signed an advisory agreement and a suitability test) the bank has experienced a 22.57% increase in the last three years, from 41,921 clients advised in 2014 to 51,381 in 2016.

In terms of clients with high equity value, the bank has also experienced strong growth in the the last three years, from 646 customers in 2014 to 829 in 2016, an increase of 28.33%.

At present, customers belonging to this private banking

Photo by Jesus Corrius The award has been given for the third year in a row

segment accumulate a total of 8.922million€ in resources.

These figures confirm the reputable design of the bank’s model of personalised advice to the private banking client.

The achievement of the Euromoney award for the third

Guardia Civil intercepts 21,000 units of counterfeit erectile dysfunction pills at Alicante Airport

A total of 21,000 pills were found, with a market price value of approximately 210,000€. Three men have been arrested, a 29-year old Belgian, a 39-year old Spaniard of 39 and a 39-year old man of Chinese origin.

The men, listed as the recipients of these shipments, are residents of Daya Nueva, Sant Vicente del Raspeig and Alicante.

The police are currently investigating whether the act could constitute two criminal offences - both for smuggling and another for infringing public health.

The Guardia Civil warns that the consumption of this type of medication poses a serious health risk, since they are marketed ‘without having been subjected to any type of medical control’.

By order of a report issued by the Health Subdelegation of the Government, the pills will be held for examination as there is the possibility they could contain a substance dangerous for human consumption, especially as they are not authorised, outside sanitary control and not intended for a person specifically authorised to sell them. It is thought the three accused purchased the pills both to sell them illegally and for their own consumption.

consecutive year strengthens the bank’s presence in the private banking sector and endorses its management model inspired by the company’s values - quality, trust and social commitment.

Maritime rescue

by Red Cross Along the Mazarrón beaches, the team of 139 staff and volunteers of the Red Cross were called to action on 169 occasions for maritime assistance and interventions during the past year 2016. This was part of the program of Maritime Rescue that the humanitarian institution develops in the Region of Murcia.

These activities were all related to the protection of human life at sea, as a program of intervention in emergency maritime situations in the marine environment. The program was developed by the Red Cross under the legal framework provided by the agreement that the Spanish State has agreed with IMO (International Maritime Organization ), as well as in the Framework Convention and Plans of Action of Red Cross with SASEMAR. The involvement and participation of Red Cross activities in the Region of Murcia is regulated by an Autonomous Convention with the General Direction of Citizen Security and Emergencies, dependent on the Ministry of Presidency.

The activities carried out by the Red Cross in this regard are, fundamentally, the rescue of human lives, search and rescue of missing persons on the coast, support in search operations for survivors, support in activities to fight pollution in the marine environment, towing and technical assistance of boats, health care or any other type of care to people who are in difficult situation at sea, accompanying and escorting other boats etc.

For this the volunteer teams have seven boats of level B, which are located in Cartagena, Cabo de Palos, Lo Pagan, Mazarron, San Pedro del Pinatar and Aguilas.

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Building catches fire in Aguilas Eight people treated by Red Cross and paramedics.

by Tahnee Wright A building in Aguilas was evacuated this week after a fire, originating in the garage, blazed through the block.

The Emergency Coordination Centre of Murcia confirmed that the fire caused damage to two cars.

A neighbour, based on the third floor of the building in the town of Calle Blas Rosique Blaya, first alerted the emergency services, reporting a mass of smoke.

Police arrived at the scene to evacuate the whole building as residents were found trapped on their balconies.

Fire crews, the Red Cross and ambulance crews were also dispatched – eight people were treated at the scene

by Red Cross, two of whom were taken to hospital for smoke inhalation.

Cars collide with school bus in Orihuela Two teenagers and a woman were transferred to hospital in Vega Baja on Wednesday following a traffic accident between a school bus and two cars on the CV-930, in the municipality of Orihuela.

The Center of Information and Emergency Coordination (CICU) dispatched a Basic Life Support Unit (SVB) to the scene at around 8am.

A 14-year old minor suffered a head wound, another 17year old suffered neck pain and a 35-year old woman also suffered neck pain.

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Fire at old KKO nightclub What was once one of the top disco nightclubs in Torrevieja, was left on the verge of needing to be demolished after a fire on Tuesday night.

by Keith Nicol However, thanks to quick action of local firefighters and the Guardia Civil, the discotheque was saved from becoming a pile of ashes and may live to play music on another day.

KKO closed their doors in 2012 after almost 20 years in business however they have held other evens in Alicante and Music using the KKO name. Although the site has been looked at to reopen it by a number of possible investors, it has not had any new infrastructure put into it, while other new and local discos close to KKO, have flourished in the area. Those who have lived here a while may remember the search lights pointed into the sky on weekends, lighting up the route to their front door for many years.

The fire was first reported at around 10.00pm on Tuesday when old furniture tat was stored at the entrance to the building, began to burn on the porch of the entrance of the Disco, which is located in the heart of the Industrial Park CasaGrande. The amount of smoke from the fire caused all the alarms to set off in the building and with the fire station and Guardia Civil HQ just a few minutes away, they were quickly on scene. The city’s security forces and a fire truck managed to suffocate the fire in a few minutes adverting what could have been a large and dangerous fire, due to the high flames the burning material. Investigation into the cause of the fire continues however arson has not been ruled out.

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Starbucks goes green in Torrevieja Starbucks, the Seattle-based coffeehouse chain known for its signature roasts, light bites and WiFi availability, has arrived in Torrevieja.

by Keith Nicol Located within the Habaneras Centre, their new cafe is a fun and innovative modular outdoor kiosk design, developed to reduce the environmental impact of its construction. Within the commitment to sustainability and reduction of environmental impact of Starbucks, this new kiosk has been created using mainly recyclable materials and with a modular structure that makes it possible to optimize its construction, reducing noise, energy consumption, pollution and occupation of public space. In addition, it has an innovative design that harmoniously combines materials such as metal, Iroco wood or viroc to create a cozy and bright space.

While most of are very happy and content sipping our cafe con leche, Americano and sitting watching the world go by, Starbucks customers at Habaneras can enjoy a selection of their food offerings, from salads to the sweetest sweets, and the entire range of drinks from the well-known brand.

More than 86,000 different beverage combinations, from their famous Latte or Cappuccino, made right by their expert baristas with the best 100% arabica espresso and perfectly beaten milk to create the best cream, to the latest seasonal limited edition drinks.

In the new Starbucks of Torrevieja opened on Tuesday and is serving exclusive special spring drinks, such as the new Salted Toffee Macadamia Latte, with a surprising flavour thanks to a touch of salty and its characteristic touches of macadamia nut. In addition, customers of the new

Starbucks will have at their disposal all the opportunities of Club VIPS, a loyalty club pioneer in Spain, with advantages available in more than 350 establishments of Grupo Vips, which include Starbucks stores. The VIPS App Club, free and available for both iOS and Android, is designed to take advantage of the Club in a simpler and more comfortable way. It allows access to information on news and exclusive offers of all Grupo Vips brands, pay fast and securely from your mobile phone, access unlimited internet with your Wi-Fi button and place orders in advance and pick them up without waiting for queues, even with only one Shake the mobile, thanks to its functionality “Shake it�.

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Truth and Dare Networks Theatre, the English speaking theatre in Orihuela presents Truth and Dare, a play with original music created by Inés Ruiz and Jo Papangelou.

by Keith Nicol The performance is on tonight and tomorrow and a few tickets are still available priced at Students for 3.50€ and Adults 6€.

Tonight, Friday 10th, curtain up at 9.15pm and tomorrow Saturday 11th there are two shows, an early evening performance at 6.30pm and at 9pm a night.

The new musical was created by Inés Ruiz and Jo Papangelou and it's a real Rollercoaster of a story with touching songs that really involve you in the story of Alex and Nicole; two souls that fall in love. A million reasons to be together, only one to be apart. What will happen in the end? Will they listen to their hearts and be themselves or…?

Also, Truth and Dare brings something new: 'you' decide how the story ends. You will be asked a question before going to your seat and 'your' answer will determine how the night ends. Are you intrigued? Then go along and see the show. Truth and Dare is another great show in Networks Theatre season of quality theatre that is all in English. If you haven’t discovered them please visit their website where you can book tickets for this and every show: www.networkstheatre.com.

MABS Cancer Support Roadshow in Murcia MABS Cancer Support Group would like to thank all volunteers who came to their rescue following the bad weather experienced of late.

Sadly, MABS was not lucky enough to escape unaffected, with flooding in both their San Javier and Mazarrón medical equipment storage rooms, but help was at hand – the flooded areas were swabbed, a de-humidifier was purchased and normality soon returned.

Looking ahead to spring, especially given the delightful temperatures spreading across the coastline, MABS are preparing for their Road Show which takes place in Murcia on Wednesday 15th March in the Las Claras Centro Municipal.

The Murcia group will be explaining who they are, how they operate and where they are based. They will also host a question and answer session after the presentation and, of course, pick the winner of the free raffle who will win a voucher for 20€ to spend in the MABS shop in San Javier.

MABS offers support, counseling, translators, equipment, drivers, escorts and complementary therapy to cancer patients in the region, for more information and a map of the location, please email mabsmurciapr@hotmail.com.

MABS would be delighted to give this Road Show for any Association or Organisation at a venue of their choice. To find out more, please email the above address

TCF Spring Craft Fayre To r r e v i e j a C h r i s t i a n Fellowship (TCF) are holding their annual Spring Craft Fayre on Saturday, 1st April, 2017, between 1pm and 3.30pm. The Fayre features Beautiful hand crafted items, including cards, jewellery, knitted items, cushions, etc are all available, as well as home baked cakes and scones, bric a brac and nearly new clothing.

Admission is Free and refreshments are available.Everyone is welcome. Bring your family and friends. Doors open at 1pm prompt.

The TCF, is located on Avenida de las Cortes Valencianas, 68, Torrevieja, 03183.

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Two Busy Weekends It’s mid-March, Easter is on the horizon and with it, the start of the busy season on the Southern Costa Blanca.

by Keith Nicol Taking place this weekend we have the first Expo Torrevieja, a new Lifestyle Fair dedicated to enhancing your quality of life living on the Costas. It takes place at the beautiful Salones Bahia Costa, almost adjacent to Torre del Moro in La Mata and features over sixty local businesses plus national and international services from the UK and Scandinavia.

It’s open on both days from 10.00am until 3.00pm and admission is free. Bring along your electric bill and you could be surprised at how much you can save over what you pay to Iberdrola plus you could win a year’s free electric. Apymeco will also be there and you can pick up your free Discount Card, that’s good for around 200 shops and services in Torrevieja. You can also find out how you can support the Rock Against Cancer event and raise much needed funds for the AECC. Parking in free and available all around the local area. More info at: www.ExpoTorrevieja.com.

If you have some old clothes you wish to be

rid off and are looking for a good cause, then on Sunday from about 10.30am, you can drop them off on Torrevieja’s seafront as part of the World Day of Civil Protection, as the Town Council have organised a NGO Fair and “Solidary Day” next to the monument to Old Man of the Sea. del Mar. Local NGOs will be setting up tables to answer questons and take donations while the company EcoVegaBaja will collect used clothes and footwear, with the funds from this this collection going towards acquiring material for the Civil Protection Unit of Torrevieja.

There are other activities taking place such as a zumba workshop at 10:30am, at 11:30am an exhibition of search and rescue dogs, and many other events. More details on their Facebook page. The event breaks for lunch and returns in the evening again from 5.00pm with a new exhibition of search and rescue dogs and at 6:00pm. a parade of dogs looking for a new forever home, with the fair closing at 7.00pm. Lots to do on Sunday and if you time it right, you can visit Expo Torrevieja in the morning and then the NGO Fair in the

evening, when it will be much easier to find parking downtown.

Next Friday the action moves to Cabo Roig with the St. Patrick’s Day Parade. Music and activities on the Cabo Roig strip start at around noon with music and entertainment from TKO with the dignitaries, classic cars, motorbikes, dozens of floats and St.Patrick himself getting ready for the off around 3.00pm. With around 10,000 people expected to be joining in the fun, this is not only the largest Parade in Spain, but after Dublin the second largest in Europe and the sixth largest in the world. Come along and join in the fun. Have a green beer, or better yet a cold, tall, black stout, and wear something green.

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From the Prairie to Passchendaele

by Keith Nicol Just before Christmas, former Director of the Foreign Residents Office, Graham Knight, accompanied by Joy Lennick and Andy Ormiston, welcomed guests to the official book launch of Graham’s Grandfather’s book, ‘From The Prairie To Passchendaele” by Fred Knight.

In WW1, Fred fought with the famed ‘Canadian 10th Infantry’ and was awarded the Military Medal for his conspicuous bravery and although suffering from Parkinson’s he managed to write out part of life’s story which Graham had kept under wraps for years and finally decided that in his own retirement years, it was a story worthy of being told.

Graham took the hundreds of pages of foolscap paper to local prize winning author Joy Lennick back in 2015 with the book finally being published on Remembrance Day, 11/11/2016.

Graham said: “Next year, 2017, marks the centenary of Passchendaele, one of the more famous battles of WW1 and it’s fitting that his story be told now and also it and can reach out to new audiences.”

Andy spoke of his own grandfather and family fighting in WWI and terrible consequences suffered by those who returned without limbs, shell shocked or disabled in some way. Back in WWI, today’s post combat syndromes were not understood. Many soldiers on both sides who were suffering from shell shock were often put before their own firing squads by officers who were totally out of touch with the realities of this first ever trench warfare, and the fa-

Next year, 2017, marks the centenary of Passchendaele, one of the more famous battles of WW1 and it’s fitting that his story be told now and also it can reach out to new audiences tigue that common soldiers suffered through.

Publishing the book was a labour of love for Graham, who felt it fitting that his Grandfather’s manuscript should be published and available for one and all. Jokingly he did mention that if a certain Mr. Spielberg was looking for a new blockbuster film, that he’d be delighted to talk about the rights. The book is available on AMAZON by searching for ‘Fred Knight’ or ‘Joy Lennick’ and will soon be available for downloading for the Kindle and iTunes.

Mike joins Marie Joy Another local entertainer passed this week in Torrevieja: Mike Davis. His beloved wife and stage partner for over 50 years Marie Joy passed away last month and Mike followed her on Sunday. Having retired to Spain, they just could not set aside that urge to perform and over the years the couple raised many thousands of Euros for local charities and organisations and were much loved and respected in the local community. They were instrumental in setting up and fronting the International Charity Event at the Eras de la Sal, until 2006, when the venue was temporarily closed for improvements. In August 2016 they celebrated 50 Golden years together and were featured in an article celebrating their life in variety theatre in last August’s Torrevieja Outlook and in British Music Hall Society’s magazine, The Call Boy. Local Author and Historian Andy Ormiston said about the couple: “Marie Joy met Mike Davies, then a young professional singer and compere, in 1966 at Cleopatra’s Club in Cardiff. She was a bit put out when Mike told her she had to do the opening act, not always the very best spot in variety shows, so argued with him as he explained about another act that moved around the audience.

She argued that he had to go and tell the manager that she was not appearing in the opening spot. So poor Mike set off to see the man with the reputation of a fiery temper, but turned round and said to her, “I tell you what, you go and tell him.” So that was that and she did do the opening numbers and that was beginning of a new relationship on and off stage.”

Mike was a crooner and his performance included a tribute style act to Frankie Vaughan; on one occasion he was faced with the daunting prospect of the man himself appearing on stage at the same theatre for a week. Mike was a bit apprehensive when Frankie approached and said, “I hear you do a lookalike act of me and you’re very good at it. Let’s see how it goes.” So Mike put on his straw hat, clutched his cane and said, “Follow me” and both of them did the famous “Give Me the Moonlight,” routine to great applause and appreciation on the part of the audience and Frankie Vaughan. Mike followed Marie Joy to that great stage in the sky on Sunday and both of them are dearly missed.

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Costa Blanca golf courses promoted in Denmark Representatives of the Association of Golf Courses of the Costa Blanca attend Ferie For Alle to promote the province.

The association will next attend an event in Finland

by Tahnee Wright The Association of Golf Courses has promoted the province as a golfing destination for 25 years, managing to ensure its position as one of the best locations in Europe for the practice of golf.

Golf is one of the engines of the provincial tourism industry, generating an economic impact of 440millionâ‚Ź, (8% of the income of the province of Alicante) and 7,518 jobs (1.27% of provincial employment).

Following the success of its first promotional event of this year, the Golf Messe in Zurich, the Association of Golf Courses is advancing in its Calendar of Actions of Foreign Promotion for 2017, having recently attend Ferie For Alle, the largest and most important golf fair in Denmark.

Ferie For Alle is the ideal place to promote golfing holiday destinations and the event

celebrated its 20th edition this year with an avalanche of 59,143 visitors who paraded through the Herning Mase Center. Between 24th and 26th February, the center held 1,177 exhibitors from 40 different countries.

Danish golfers are already very present on the Costa Blanca. Visitor numbers are increasing every year with the potential to continue growing. Promoted this year were golf and accommodation offerings in the fields of Alenda, La Finca, Las Ramblas and VillamartĂ­n. MeliĂĄ Villaitana and Hotel Bonalba were also to be promoted but the respective representatives were trapped by the storm that hit northern Europe at Amsterdam airport and could not reach Denmark.

As per its Calendar of Actions of Foreign Promotion for 2017, the Association will also attend the Helsinki Golf Fair in Finland.

Unemployment stable during February The month of February ended with 8,719 unemployed in Torrevieja; 0.10% less than in January, which ended with 8,728 people, without work, according to Servef data. The fall in unemployment, which is insignificant, is through employment in the services sector, which registered a fall of 0.16%, but was hurt by the construction sector, that registered a slight increase of 0.42%. The figures improve in all age groups, except for those under 26 years of age.

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Municipal Theatre close to re-opening

by Keith Nicol There can be little doubt that even from the opening night concert staring Christopher Cross in Torrevieja’s Municipal Theatre, that the theatre had a number of design faults. From an architectural students point of view, it was poorly conceived for a typical audience of those over sixty, which make up the majority of the population of the city’s population. It had few places for wheel chairs; only two rows of seats at the flat bottom level: strip lighting in the middle instead of the normal edge of the steps and no obvious way out in case of fire or emergency, except for the two main entrance/exits.

It’s saga of how much it cost and it’s budget and it’s licences became the typical political ping pong ball finally resulting the present government closing down the theatre when they took power, but then seemingly doing nothing to bring it up to the correct specifications for over a year. Now, eighteen months later, there may be light at the end of the tunnel and the theatre may be close to reopening again, however without any, or with only a few future bookings of any acts of performances for the culturaly starved local residents and visitors to look forward to.

This week the Mayor of Torrevieja, José Manuel Dolón, reported that work on the Municipal Theatre is underway and currently, work is being done in the stairway area where a hole is being drilled in a corner of each landing, which will allow the room to have adequate facilities in the event of a fire.

The drilling work has to be carried out on the two stairways of the building “as demanded by the report of the Administrative Certification Body (OCA).” The work includes the drill-

ing of the floor slabs of all the levels so that the stairs can be used in case of fire.

The mayor indicated that he hopes that within a few weeks work will be concluded. In addition, he pointed out that other elements of the building, like “light boxes”, must also be acted upon and other measures included in the aforementioned report concerning the safety of the building in case of evacuation and emergencies.

Along with work on the staircases, cleaning work is being done to make everything ready when the work is completed .

The mayor also said that materials that have been left in the storage in the rehearsal room, on the upper level of the building, have also been removed as there was a real danger in case of fire since it was flammable material. The area can now be used for the first time for what it was originally conceived for. The same can be said of the soundproofed audio room, which was again poorly designed and only used for storage, with a temporary audio and lighting desk set up at the rare of the theatre a few years ago to run the audio visual elements within the theatre.

Rock Against Cancer After their first fundraising campaign on behalf of the AECC in Torrevieja in 2015, Rock Against Cancer will return to the stage on Saturday, June 10 in Torrevieja. Neil Watt, the owner of Torreveja’s original rock pub-cafe, Monroe’s said he; “Received great support from musicians and the public in 2015 and we are now looking for more bands, sponsorship and your support for our next Rock Against Cancer concert on June 10th, 2017.

Already signed up on the bill are local punk band Sensa Yuma, Wild Side, Atlanta Records and RAIS, with other to follow. Any bands wishing to take part should contact Neil directly for more information. The venue for the event has yet to be decided but paperwork has been submitted to close off the bottom end of Calle Apolo, beside Monroe’s Music Pub and the AECC office, to set up the stage and have a have a great day of music, fun and laughter, all for a great cause.

Neil added: “We need the support of the public to make this day successful. The team from Monroe’s will be at Expo Torrevieja this weekend to both collect sponsorship money and give out information. Sponsorship money goes towards the rent of stage, sound equipment, toilets etc so that the maximum profit from the event goes directly to the AECC and the cancer cause. We look forward to seeing you at the fair.

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Local clubs in winning form On the same night that Barcelona entered the record books with greatest comeback in Champions League history with their victory over PSG, local clubs were all in action throughout the province.

by Keith Nicol It's now three wins out of three for CD Torrevieja as they beat second from bottom Muro CF 0:1, keeping their hopes alive of survival in the Tercera for next season. While Torrevieja are still Fourth from Bottom and in the relegation zone, they are now just three points away from CD Bunol whom they beat 2:0 last week, and have a game in hand.

Things may be a little tougher on Sunday, as they take on fourth place UD Alzira, at home in the Nelson Mandela Stadium, with a 5pm kick-off. Torre have two home games in a row as they are also at home the following Sunday when they will hope to take all three points against bottom of the table CD Segorbe.

Meanwhile, news from CD Montesinos is that they are coming into the final part of the season on patchy form. Last week they entertained a Sporting Orihuela side who were hammered the previous week against one of the top sides, (Benijofar) but who this week were unfortunate to leave “The Cauldron� at Montesinos with a defeat. However, it is always said that a side that does not play well but still wins is a good side, so with that logic in place, CD Montesinos took all three points

from a scrappy game in front of just over 200 loyal supporters.

CD Montesinos travel away this weekend to play Callosa Deportiva C.F. The match is on Saturday 11th March with the Kick-off time changed to a later 5pm. There is no doubt that Callosa will play up to 4 of their team from a higher division.

The ground is real grass, not artificial. This is an important

game for Monte to win, despite the apparently better players and different surface, so as much support as possible is requested by Manager Carlos. The ground is called Campo Municipal "El Palmeral" F-11, situated at 45, Ciudad Jardin, Callosa de Segura, Alicante 03360. Away supporters to meet at Bar Tambalache at 3.45pm.

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Hospital Torrevieja receives donation in memory of patient A donation of 580€ was made to the Departmento de Nuemologia of Hospital Torrevieja on Tuesday 21st February in memory of the much loved and admired Richard Vivian Jones, who passed away in the Christmas week of 2016.

by Tahnee Wright The sum was made up of monies collected at Viv’s funeral, a generous donation of 250€ from The Torrevieja Barbershop Harmonizers’ and a donation of 100€ from ‘The Deadwood Stage Company’.

Viv, husband of Judith, died after some weeks in hospital suffering complicated breathing problems, namely Pulmonary Fibroses of the Lungs.

Viv and Jude moved to the Costa Brava 14 years ago and are well known for their contribution in time and effort to many societies and charities.

Viv had been stage manager and an ardent back stage worker for several years for ‘Campoverdy Teatro Groupo’ showing off an artistic flair and skill. In 2016 he transferred to the newly formed group ‘The Deadwood Stage Company’.

Another of his interests, apart from supporting Wales in Rugby, was singing as a member of ‘The Torrevieja Barbershop Harmonizers’.

Viv’s wife Jude, along with Colin of ‘The Deadwood Stage Company’ and Geoff of the ‘Harmonizers’ present director of the Hospital Jose David Zafrilla and Neumology Chief Gabriel Mediero with the donation

Alan Bennett evening raises more money for paws-patas A big thank you to Jacqueline Welby Productions for producing and directing yet another dynamic evening at The Bistro in Vera Playa. Stunning performances from Kay Kay and Janet Franklin. Their superb acting of “Ladies of Letters” and “Love Amongst The Lentils” raised 450 euros... with the audience also being most generous buying raffle tickets.

Janet Franklin said “this money will go towards PAWS-PATAS “special needs” fund which helps cats and dogs which our normal budget cannot cover - a tremendous help”.

Future Welby Productions planned are T and Tarot for 30 March A Tribute to Victoria Wood on 20 April and Deckchairs on June 1st.

Charity concert in aid of Orihuela Orphanage On Saturday 1st April, Rocky's Arena Bar on the N332 at Playa Flamenca will play host to the ‘Orihuela Entertainment Charity Event’, with all proceeds going to the Orihuela Orphanage.

The festivities kick off from 2pm and there’s no shortage of entertainers to keep you rocking until late. With the likes of Danny ‘Elvis’ Fisher, Patrick Larkin - Garth Brookes tribute, Melissa Fanning covering 60’s through to modern day, Steve the entertainer, J.J. Frances, Melissa Jade and many more.

A buffet will be provided and entrance is free, although a charitable donation, however big or small is, of course, very much appreciated.

Orihuela Entertainment is seeking more sponsors for the event along with raffle prizes/ items for the auction. Recently formed Orihulea Entertainment is the brainchild or Heidi Haines and Paul Perks. Heidi and Paul got together to assist both local entertainers and venues to provide a wider range of choice, promoting both parties to increase music lovers’ awareness of artists and where they are performing.

For more information about the event and how you can get involved, please call Heidi (602 509 315) or Paul (658 021 212). You can also check out Orihuela Entertainment’s website http://orihuelaenterttainment.webs.com/.

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When the cat’s away by

Michael Walsh

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‘A week is a long time in politics’, muttered former Prime Minister Harold Wilson.

If you think a week is a long time try a year. As soon as I turn my attention to pressing matters a new U.S President is elected.

In 1978, American balladeer Kris Kristofferson penned the lyrics of his song, ‘Please Don’t Tell Me How the Story Ends.’ I wonder, did Chief Revolutionary George Soros, wannabe President Hillary Clinton and mainstream media sing the words of this plaintive melody on hearing of Trump’s triumph?

An American pundit says he cannot win; “Before the elections I was called a racist bigot for criticising the President. I am now a racist bigot for supporting the President.”

We are living in the Age of Hypocrisy so get used to it; stuff happens. But, let us not to be too quick to smirk. Things are more surrealistic in Goldman Sachs Occupied Europe (GSOE).

Whilst we are pre-occupied by lurid press reports of an aggressive and expansionist Russia our minds are taken off the aggressive and expansionist Third World currently invading the European Union.

EU industrialists and its agricultural sector pray for

an end to anti-Russian sanctions. Meanwhile, their smirking counterparts in Vladimir Putin’s Russia pray for the economic blockade being continued. As a consequence of the trade embargo Russia has become richer and more self-sufficient.

Such is the arrogance of the EU’s un-elected political elite that Brussels cannot concede that their sanctions strategy has failed. In fact it has been such an epic fail I wouldn’t be surprised if EU Commissioners were in the pockets of Russia’s State Duma (Parliament).

Is there a solution? Such is the hubris of the EU’s two un-elected Presidents and its 22 Commissioners they will not capitulate. Instead, they will turn a blind eye whilst the fed-up EU nations furtively return to trading with Russia and get on with ring-fencing their indigenous ethnic communities.

One day the penny will drop; the greatest threat to 508 million peoples of the splintering European Union comes not from Moscow but from Brussels and Washington DC.

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Terrible roads I am moaning about the lack of infrastructure in Spain. The motorways/auto routes are superb as a lot of EU money has been given to Spain but locally our roads are terrible. The amount of tyres we go through because of holes in the road is ridiculous.

There is no drainage so when it rains heavily places get flooded and roads are washed away. Areas that used to soak up the water have been built on due to pure greed. The councils just don’t seem to invest back into the community, instead the money collected from me in taxes is blown up – literally – by stunning firework displays that even Disney would be proud of. I am not complaining about the firework display though.

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I am an expat living in Spain and have done for the last 15 years. I am starting to get fed up with the Spanish way of living and their supermarkets and shops. When I go back to the UK I notice sales or discounts. When I go shopping in Spain, despite a so-called recession I don’t see shops dropping the prices, I don’t see special offers, I don’t see much evidence of competition between retailers. In my local supermarket when food goes out of date they don’t slash the price, instead it stays on the shelf and so you have to be careful what you are buying. The amount of times I have brought meat from my local big named Spanish supermarket and got home only to realize once opened that the meat is smelling and has gone off. I then check the sell by date and it only has a day to go. Are they allowed to do this and how do we go about sorting this problem out?

Sandy Denia

Ignorant assistants

What I don’t understand in Spain is when I go into a shop and I am waiting in the queue while the assistant chats away to their friend or relative totally ignoring me and everyone else.

The supermarket has a big long queue with customers waiting patiently to buy their weekly shop or just popped in to buy bread and there is one person on the counter while if you look around the supermarket there are four or five other people stacking shelves or doing something else. Why is that? It takes a good few moments for someone to realize after hearing a few moans and groans from bored and fed up customers for them to call someone else for help.

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Hobbling Jack Flash It’s rumoured that the Rolling Stones will be embarking on yet another world tour sometime this year, and whatever you think of them, it has to be said that Messrs: Jagger, Richards, Watts and by Colin Wood, are a great advert for the staying power of us Golden Agers . . . well some of us at any rate.

Bird

As we shuffle to the front of the queue in God’s waiting room, we are lectured by the ‘experts’ that we should be taking extra steps to look after ourselves. More exercise, watching what we eat and keeping our alcohol intake down - preferably quitting the habit completely.

There will be a pause here while I recover from my choking fit . . .

While we struggle to put all this into practice, and fall miserably short most of the time, the theory is turned on its head when you look at Sir Michael Jagger and the gang.

Now I don’t know for sure, but it doesn’t seem to me that any of them have bothered themselves much with artificial aids such as plastic surgery or hair transplants.

Let’s be honest, Keith Richards has a face that resembles a satellite photograph of the Amazon delta. It’s a lived-in face that’s for sure, but by who or what is another question.

And you know what? He couldn’t care less, and that’s why we love him.

You don’t see paunches or flabby limbs on any of the boys either.

Okay Micky boy still prances around the stage like a whippet on speed and there is less meat on his frame than on a vegetarian’s toothpick. But the others merely pass the time by twanging a few guitar strings or bashing the drums, and yet still have the figures that are not far removed from those they sported in those mind blowing 60’s days Remember, these guys have been rocking around the globe for half a century, have a combined age of 290 and if reports are correct, spent years smoking suspicious substances, knocking back whole distilleries whilst defying convention and simply laughing in the face of mortality.

So I ask myself this: should I refuse that extra roast potato and another glass of Rioja in the dubious hope that I will live a little longer, or should I say to hell with it and take my chances with a smile on my face?

Rodney Pike

Bad guys know best

What do you know about your neighbours?

by Victor Pemberton

‘Yes, that Mr Smith does seem very nice, doesn’t he? Handsome, oh yes. Athletic…mmmm. And that blond hair is to die for! Clearly loves gardening because he’s always out there toiling away amongst the cucumbers. The only thing is he does keep himself to himself, doesn’t he? And he keeps those hedges around his place very high, too high in my opinion. Seems a lovely man though.’

That, believe it or not is part of a conversation I overheard between two British expatriate women on a bus in Javea just a few months ago. It could not have occurred to them that the man they were talking about was one of the many dangerous British criminals who, over the last few years, have fled to Spain, and in particular to the Mediterranean Costas, hoping to escape the long arm of the British law. For a long time now the British media have conducted campaigns to help expatriates identify these fugitives on the run who are doing everything in their power to be one of us, respected members of a community who are about as far away from our values as Donald Trump is today. They are the bad boys of society who want to hide out amongst us, to be like us, dress like us in our Costa shorts, and talk like us be it with a Northern twang or a plum in the mouth. But they are nothing like us, not in any way at all. Amongst them are fraudsters, drug ring leaders, child pornographers, a thug who is accused of murdering a fellow drinker in a pub brawl, and a particularly unsavoury character who paralyzed a victim in a machete attack. Then at the last count a woman fraudster is amongst them.

So what are we going to do to stop these fugitives from the law turning the coast we love so much into the ‘Costa del Crime’? How can we route them out? Well the first thing is to use our eyes. Observe. Don’t be nervous of being suspicious. Some of the greatest criminals in the world have been caught on a whim including that notorious Victorian murderer Dr. Crippen.

Disguise. Some Costa fugitives opt for ways of making their appearance so different that they convince themselves that they could never be recognized when in a crowd or out shopping, a false moustache here, a wig, bizarre make-up. One female friend of mine told me that she was very impressed by how well groomed her new neighbour in the rented villa next door turned out to be, and how feminine she spoke. But her suspicions were alerted when the young woman turned around and walked away to reveal thick black hair on the back of her legs which appeared to be the only exposed part of her body that had not been shaved! However, when my friend called the Guardia to air her suspicions, the half-shaven neighbour had disappeared without trace.

So remember, my friends, these thugs and murders are out there some where amongst us, and its up to us to get to them before they again escape the justice they deserve.

But be warned. They’re cunning and dangerous. They’re also convinced of their invincibility, that they will always know best what to do in a tight situation. It’s up to us to prove how wrong they can be.

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Buy-to-Let and how Wincham can help you purchase, own, & sell property in a tax efficient way by

Mark Roach

Company Director and Spanish Tax Consultant

With the recent legislation changes in the UK, it is becoming far more Tax efficient to own investment properties in a corporate structure.

From the 1st April 2016, landlords have had to pay the standard rates of Stamp Duty, plus an extra three percent when they purchase a Buy-to-Let property in addition to their main residence. This increase can add thousands of pounds to the Stamp Duty bill and applies to property purchases in England, Wales and Northern Ireland.

This change in Stamp Duty charges also extends to homes abroad. For example, if you already own a home in Spain and buy an additional property in England, you will have to pay the higher rate of UK stamp duty.

Wincham are Lawyers, Accountants and Tax Advisers and have been market leaders helping clients purchase and own properties within a UK Limited Company structure since 1994.

Wincham are now replicating our successful model and supplying these services to the UK Buy to let market, allowing clients to benefit from our expertise in this field.

If you own UK Investment property in your personal name which is mortgage free then Wincham can help you place your property into a UK Limited Company structure with minimal or no Stamp Duty or UK Capital Gains Tax (CGT) to pay.

Reasons to own UK investment property within a UK Limited Company.

• Mortgage interest Tax allowance against Company profits.

• The Resale of a UK Limited Company holding a property could have no Stamp Duty.

• £5000 Dividend Tax Free per Shareholder.

• Inheritance Tax Planning and in many cases, zero tax to pay.

• Only 20% Corporation Tax to pay on profit, compared to 40%+ for personal income Tax bands.

• Reduction of Capital Gains Tax. • Any advances you make to your Limited Company can be drawn out by the way of a Directors Loan, Tax free.

Further information may be obtained via our dedicated Buy to Let Wincham website page here www.winchambuytolet.com

Wincham International Limited, Wincham House, Greenfield Farm Trading Estate, Congleton, Cheshire, CW12 4TR, England.

(Wincham International also have offices located on the Costa Blanca and the Costa del Sol) UK Tel: +44 (0)1260 299 700 | Spain Tel: +34 965 830 991 | Email: iht.info@wincham.com | Web: www.wincham.com

If you have any questions regarding privately buying or selling a property, or have any Legal, Accounting, or Taxation requirements, visit the Wincham website www.wincham.com or call one of our trained Wincham Consultants +44 (0) 1260 299 700 (UK), or 0034 965 830 991 (Calpe, Spain).

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Time is our most precious commodity Years of research has found that spending money on an experience - concert tickets, a surfing trip, even a simple meal with friends, is much more likely to make us happier than buying a fancy car or property.

Deep down, we know this already...

Our brains get bored with possessions, but we never tire of telling stories about our lives. Time truly is our most precious commodity.

When you opt to spend your money on experiences instead of ‘things’, you essentially get double the value - the anticipation beforehand and memories afterward. Even if it turns out to be not quite as fun as previously imagined, you will inevitably adapt and turn it into a humorous story or a character - building episode.

With that in mind, here are a few ways to get lasting value out of your disposable income, whether you have a long weekend or 7 days to explore.

If you have a long weekend: Treat yourself to a delicious meal. The promenades along the municipalities of both the Marina Alta and the Marina Baixa are littered with hundreds of restaurants catering to all tastes and budgets and the region is constantly recognised for its gastronomical efforts. Check out TripAdvisor before you go for reviews and recommendations.

Give your body a break. For a natural spa experience, why not head to the Valencia hot springs? Explore the blue lagoon with its pristine water - if you stay still the fish will even come and give you a free pedicure!

If you have seven days: It is possible to effortlessly fuse city, coast and mountains on a road trip across Southern Spain. A quick Google search with throw up

some great routes which you can adapt to suit.

Give back to the community – check out www.workaway.info and get involved in a

cultural exchange. The list of opportunities is endless and Workaway provides the perfect environment to meet new people.

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Another Trump tweet send stocks down again Pharma stocks down with new tweet on drug prices.

President Donald Trump threw himself back into the debate over drug pricing on Tuesday, sending pharmaceutical stocks down again with a tweet promising to lower medicine costs in America.

In a tweet shortly before 9.00am New York time, Trump claimed he is working on a ‘new system where there will be competition in the drug industry’.

Mylan NV, the maker of the EpiPen allergy shot that was at the center of the public outrage over drug prices last year, declined 1.5 percent, while Perrigo Co. dropped 2.5 percent and Allergan Plc fell 1.5 percent.

Trump tweeted the morning after House Republicans unveiled their much anticipated legislation to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act late Monday, which he also lauded on Tuesday, adding that competition will come later in the health-care rollout.

‘We are intrigued by the timing of President Trump’s tweet this morning as it followed rapidly behind the House healthcare reform bill and we believe shows the administration’s continued focus on drug pricing’ said Vamil Divan, an analyst at Credit Suisse AG, in a note to clients.

The 25-member Standard & Poor’s 500 Pharmaceuticals, Biotechnology & Life Sciences Index dropped as much as 1.3 percent, the most since 11th January,

when Trump said the pharmaceutical industry is ‘getting away with murder’.

The president has promised to lower drug costs several times and threatened to use the government’s buying power to force prices down, but so far has not unveiled any specifics about how he plans to do so.

The Tuesday tweet left analysts struggling to figure out what the president meant, especially as Trump has alluded to bidding in the past. Unlike most countries in the world, the U.S. doesn’t directly regulate

medicine prices, and drugmakers have strongly resisted it.

Drugmakers are under maximum pressure to come up with ways to reduce prices amid outcry from members of Congress and U.S. customers. Some companies, including Allergan and Swiss giant Novartis AG, have responded with voluntary actions to cap price increases whilst Johnson & Johnson and Merck & Co. have taken measures to increase transparency about their prices.

U.S. buyout fund to purchase Madrid-based Allfunds Bank SA

U.S. buyout fund Hellman & Friedman is nearing a deal to buy Madrid-based mutual fund platform Allfunds Bank SA, after beating bids from rival private equity bidders, Bloomberg reported, citing representatives involved with the matter.

The deal, valuing Allfunds Bank at about 1.8 billion € ($1.90 billion), could be announced as soon as this week, Bloomberg reported on Monday.

Established in 2000 to provide access to so-called open architecture investment funds market, Allfunds has more than 200billion€ of assets under management.

Allfunds Bank is owned 50% by Santander Asset Management and 50% by Intesa Sanpaolo Spa. Hellman & Friedman are rumored to have beaten a last-minute counterbid from private equity firm Permira.

Chinese investment firm Legend Holdings Corp and three groups of private equity funds were putting the finishing touches to rival bids for Allfunds Bank, Reuters reported in February.

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Grandparents rights

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IGNACIO PELLICER MOLLÁ & PEDRO HEREDIA ORTIZ

LAWYERS

Your questions answered by Pellicer & Heredia.

I do not get on with my daughter’s husband and he is making it more and more difficult for me to spend time with my grandchildren. What can I do? Is there a law in Spain that allows me to see them?

I am sorry to hear about your predicament, however you will be pleased to know that there is a law in Spain that allows you the freedom to see your grandchildren. Basically in Spain you have the legal right to see your grandchildren.

This right is stated in the Spanish Civil Code and it applies to grandparents, siblings, and other relatives of minors.

In cases where parents or guardians do not allow grandparents to see their grandchildren, the grandparents have

the right to request visitation rights through the Spanish Courts.

What is the procedure, how do I go about getting these visitation rights?

You must file a petition with the District Spanish Court stating the reasons that you cannot see your grandchildren.

You will need a Spanish lawyer, a court runner, and a translator if you do not speak Spanish.

What happens next?

The Judge will consider the testimony of all parties involved including the mother, father, grandparents and any other appropriate witnesses, all of them cross-examined at the day of the hearing.

Are the grandparents always given visitation rights?

Normally yes. This is a family bond which is proven to be beneficial to grandparents and grandchildren, and the Judge always seeks what is best for a child´s interest. The type of visits will depend on the age of the child and where grandparents reside in Spain.

In the case that a visitation is denied by the Judge, you have the option to appeal the sentence through the High Court.

At Pellicer & Heredia we can file for visitation rights over your grandchildren on your behalf through the Spanish Courts.

Our expert team will be able to assess your situation and guide

If you have any questions regarding this or any other matter, please do not hesitate to contact us our team our experts will be happy to assist you.

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you through the Spanish legal system.

If you require more information on this or any other matter do not hesitate to call us on 965 480 737 or email us at info@pellicerheredia.com. We will be happy to assist you.

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Sammy Kruz reporting for duty.

A few quick tip-bits about myself to get us started.

I have been living in Benidorm for the last 10 years, having tried my hand at many things from karaoke host to Radio presenter I finally found my true place in this wonderful and diverse seaside town! I currently manage a fabulous bar in the Old Town, called Sensations, and guest DJ at People’s Night Club. On top of that, I am very proud to be a part of the committee that are responsible for Benidorm Pride, taking charge of the entertainment and staging of this wicked event! Enough about little old me!

Let the entertainment gossip commence!

On everyone’s lips

The Sound of Music 5,6,7,8 – Steps! Are Back!

The mega-band announced their return with a new album and a tour to celebrate their 20th anniversary – supported by The Vengaboys! ’90s pop veterans will release their first album in five years, ‘Tears On The Dancefloor’, on 21 April – before heading out on a lengthy tour of the UK and Ire Steps’ full upcoming UK tour dates are below. Tickets are on sale from 9am on Friday 10 January.

Definitely the biggest scandal in entertainment history from last week’s news was the stratospheric blunder at the Oscar’s! EONLINE “Changes are coming to the Oscars, following the recent historic Best Picture blunder.”

I wont babble so, in short, this is what happened: La La Land was initially named as the winner of the top gong this past Sunday and while its cast and producers began giving speeches, Moonlight, was revealed to be the real winner, causing confusion and shock. An accountant who works for the show, one of two, had handed the presenters the wrong envelope. It marked the biggest mistake seen at the Oscars in its 89-year history.

Silver Screen

A flick I watched on a plane a few weeks ago literally had me crying, in a good way, to the point where the stewardess came and asked me if I was ok! Released in October 2016, Storks deliver babies... or at least they used to. Now they deliver packages for global Internet giant Cornerstore.com.

Junior, the company’s top delivery stork, is about to be promoted when he accidentally activates the Baby Making Machine.

This animated gem will have the whole family screaming; also there are some awesome adult-humour undertones too!

Mon November 13 2017 – DUBLIN 3Arena Tue November 14 2017 – BELFAST SSE Arena Belfast Thu November 16 2017 – GLASGOW SSE Hydro Fri November 17 2017 – ABERDEEN GE Oil and Gas Arena Sat November 18 2017 – LIVERPOOL Echo Arena Mon November 20 2017 – NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE Metro Radio Arena Tue November 21 2017 – LEEDS first direct Arena Thu November 23 2017 – BRIGHTON Centre Fri November 24 2017 – LONDON O2 Arena Sat November 25 2017 – LONDON SSE Arena Wembley Mon November 27 2017 – BOURNEMOUTH BIC Tue November 28 2017 – NOTTINGHAM Motorpoint Arena Wed November 29 2017 – CARDIFF Motorpoint Arena Fri December 01 2017 – BIRMINGHAM Barclaycard Arena Sat December 02 2017 – MANCHESTER Arena

10th - 16th march 2017

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10th - 16th March

friday 10th March BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

7:00am 10:15am 11:00am 12:00pm 12:45pm 1:15pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 2:45pm 3:15pm 4:15pm 4:45pm 5:30pm 6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 11:00pm 11:25pm 11:35pm

7:00am 7:30am 8:15am 9:00am 10:00am 12:00pm 1:00pm 2:00pm 3:00pm 3:30pm 4:15pm 5:15pm 6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm

7:00am 9:30am 10:25am 11:30am 1:30pm 2:30pm 2:55pm 3:00pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm

Breakfast The Housing Enforcers Homes Under the Hammer Heir Hunters Dom on the Spot Bargain Hunt BBC News at One BBC London News Doctors The Doctor Blake Mysteries Escape to the Country Money for Nothing Flog It! Pointless BBC News BBC London News The One Show Six Nations Rugby Union BBC News BBC London News Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Flog it! Trade Secrets Heir Hunters Money for Nothing Big Dreams Small Spaces Victoria Derbyshire BBC Newsroom Live The Daily Politics Beat the Brain Building Dream Homes Channel Patrol Rivers with Griff Rhys Jones The Hunt Bargain Hunt Eggheads Hairy Bikers’ Comfort Food Antiques Road Trip Gardeners’ World Only Connect The Secrets of Your Food QI Newsnight

9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 12:00am

Good Morning Britain Lorraine The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News ITV News London Judge Rinder The Home Game Tipping Point The Chase ITV News London ITV Evening News Emmerdale Coronation Street Schofield’s South African Adventure Coronation Street Lethal Weapon The Nightly Show ITV News ITV News London

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

itv2

7:00am 7:45am 8:10am 9:00am 9:35am 10:05am 10:40am 11:05am 12:05pm

7:00am 10:15am 12:15pm 1:10pm 1:15pm 2:15pm 2:45pm 3:20pm 4:20pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm

7:00am 7:25am 8:15am 9:00am 9:30am 10:00am 10:35am 11:25am 12:25pm 1:25pm 1:55pm 2:30pm 3:00pm 3:50pm 4:55pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 12:00am

Countdown King of Queens King of Queens Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Frasier Undercover Boss USA Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1:00pm Channel 4 News 1:05pm A New Life in the Sun 2:05pm Find it, Fix it, Flog it 3:10pm Countdown 4:00pm Fifteen to One 5:00pm Crufts 2017 6:00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 7:00pm The Simpsons 7:30pm Hollyoaks 8:00pm Channel 4 News 8:30pm Crufts 2017 10:00pm Gogglebox 11.00pm The Last leg

Childrens TV The Wright Stuff GPs: Behind Closed Doors 5 News Lunchtime Winter Road Rescue Home and Away Neighbours NCIS 0.0 Earthquake 5 News Neighbours Home and Away 5 News Tonight The Gadget Show Naughty Toddlers Make You Laugh Out Loud 10:00pm The Graham Norton Story 11:30pm When Celebs Sing Pop...

Badly

6.30pm Neighbours

E4 You’ve Been Framed!

Who’s Doing the Dishes?

The Ellen DeGeneres Show Emmerdale Emmerdale You’ve Been Framed!

Psych Scorpion Who’s Doing the Dishes?

Emmerdale Emmerdale You’ve Been Framed!

The Ellen DeGeneres Show The Jeremy Kyle Show The Jeremy Kyle Show Judge Rinder You’ve Been Framed!

You’ve Been Framed!

You’ve Been Framed!

Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men American Pie 2 Family Guy

7:00am 7:10am 8:00am 8:30am 9:00am 10:00am 11:00am 1:00pm 2:00pm 3:00pm 3:30pm 4:00pm 4:30pm 5:00pm 5:30pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 11:00pm 12:05am

Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records Emmerdale Omnibus Coronation Street Omnibus Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway The Voice UK You’ve Been Framed!

Paul Blart: Mall Cop FYI Daily Paul Blart: Mall Cop King Kong FYI Daily King Kong Scorpion American Pie: The Wedding FYI Daily American Pie: The Wedding Family Guy

7:00am Made in Chelsea 7:45am Melissa and Joey 8:10am Melissa and Joey 8:40am Young and Hungry 9:05am Young and Hungry 9:35am Baby Daddy 10:05am Baby Daddy 10:35am How I Met Your Mother 11:00am How I Met Your Mother 11:30am Young and Hungry 12:00pm Young and Hungry 12:30pm Step Up 2:35pm The Goldbergs 3:00pm The Goldbergs 3:30pm The Goldbergs 4:00pm Black-Ish 4:30pm The Big Bang Theory 5:00pm Mirror Mirror 7:05pm The Big Bang Theory 7:35pm The Big Bang Theory 8:00pm The Big Bang Theory 8:30pm The Big Bang Theory 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory 9:30pm The Big Bang Theory 10:00pm Red 2 12:15am Gogglebox

Rude(Ish) Tube Shorts Made in Chelsea Game of Clones Hollyoaks Rules of Engagement Baby Daddy Charmed How I Met Your Mother The Goldbergs The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother The Goldbergs The Goldbergs The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks Game of Clones Unstoppable Celebs Go Dating The Grey

SATURDAY 11th March BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

itv2

7:00am 11:00am 12:30pm 1:00pm 2:00pm 2:10pm 2:15pm 3:15pm 3:45pm 5:10pm 6:10pm 6:40pm 7:00pm 7:45pm

7:35am 9:10am 10:30am 11:00am 12:00pm 1:00pm

7:00am 10:25am 11:20am 12:05pm 1:25pm 1:30pm 4:30pm 7:30pm 7:45pm 8:00pm

7:15am 7:45am 8:40am 9:05am 9:30am 10:00am 10:30am 11:00am 11:30am 11:55am 12:25pm 1:00pm

7:00am Milkshake!

10:55am Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 11:30am Access 11:35am Benefits Britain: Life on the Dole 12:30pm Benefits: Yorkshire Dole 1:25pm Benefit Beauty Queens 2:25pm Dance Moms 3:20pm Dance Moms 4:15pm Dance Moms 5:10pm The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 6:05pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

7:05pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

8:05pm NCIS: Los Angeles 9:00pm NCIS 9:55pm 5 News 10:00pm Football on 5 10:50pm Football on 5 11:20pm Live Boxing on 5

7:00am

Breakfast Saturday Kitchen Live Mary Berry Everyday Football Focus BBC News Weather Bargain Hunt Escape to the Country Kung Fu Panda Final Score Celebrity Mastermind BBC News Pointless Let’s Sing and Dance for Comic Relief 9:00pm Who Dares Wins 9:40pm Casualty 10:30pm Mrs. Brown’s Boys 11:00pm BBC News 11:20pm Match of the Day 12:05am Match of the Day: FA Cup Highlights

3.45pm Kung Fu Panda

2:00pm 2:30pm 4:40pm 5:10pm 5:40pm 6:10pm 7:00pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:45pm

Yellow Canary The Happiest Days of Your Life Coast Natural World Homes Under the Hammer Two Greedy Italians: Still Hungry Little Paris Kitchen Film: The Red Shoes Gardeners’ World University Challenge Only Connect Flog It! Natural World Natural World Grand Tours of the Scottish Islands Dad’s Army Geri’s 1990s: My Drive to Freedom Live at the Apollo L.A. Confidential

CITV Alphabetical All Star Family Fortunes The Voice UK ITV News and Weather Italy v France England v Scotland Local News and Weather ITV News and Weather Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 9:30pm The Voice UK 10:45pm ITV News and Weather 11:05pm Lethal Weapon

11.05pm Lethal Weapon

2:00pm 2:30pm 3:00pm 3:30pm 4:00pm 4:35pm 5:35pm 6:35pm 7:05pm 8:00pm 10:00pm

Mobil 1 The Grid King of Queens Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Frasier The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Simpsons The Simpsons Jamie and Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me A Place in the Sun Location, Location, Location Channel 4 News Dogs Behaving Badly Crufts 2017 Room

7:10am 9:40am 12:10pm 1:40pm 3:00pm 3:30pm 4:30pm 4:35pm 5:25pm 6:25pm 6:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:05pm 11:55pm

E4

10pm American Pie: The Wedding

SUNDAY 12th March BBC1 7:00am Breakfast 8:40am Match of the Day 9:30am Match of the Day: FA Cup Highlights 10:00am The Andrew Marr Show 11:00am The Big Questions 12:00pm Sunday Politics 1:15pm Bargain Hunt 2:15pm BBC News 2:30pm Match of the Day Live 5:00pm Escape to the Country 6:00pm Songs of Praise 6:35pm BBC News 6:50pm BBC London News 7:00pm The Big Painting Challenge 8:00pm Countryfile 9:00pm Call the Midwife 10:00pm SS-GB 11:00pm BBC News 11:20pm BBC London News 11:30pm Match of the Day 2

BBC2 7:00am A to Z of TV Gardening 7:45am An Island Parish 8:15am Around the World in 80 Gardens 9:15am Coast 9:30am Gardeners’ World 10:00am Countryfile 11:00am Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:30pm Nigel Slater’s Dish of the Day 1:00pm Simply Nigella 1:30pm MOTD2 Extra 2:15pm Rivers with Griff Rhys Jones 3:20pm Shall We Dance?

5:00pm The House That £100k Built 6:00pm Back to the Land with Kate Humble 7:00pm Six Nations Rugby Union 8:00pm Robot Wars 9:00pm Top Gear 10:00pm Down the Mighty River with Steve Backshall 11:00pm The Face of an Angel 12:40am Women’s Six Nations Highlights

ITV1 7:00am Childrens TV 10:25am ITV News 10:30am Countrywise 11:00am Peston on Sunday 11:55am Wild Australia with Ray Mears 12:25pm Chopping Block 1:25pm Who’s Doing the Dishes?

2:25pm ITV News and Weather 2:30pm The Voice UK 3:45pm Little Big Shots 4:45pm The Chase 5:45pm Tipping Point 6:45pm ITV News London 7:00pm ITV News and Weather 7:15pm Harry Hill’s Alien Fun Capsule 7:45pm 5 Gold Rings 8:45pm The Voice UK 10:00pm The Good Karma Hospital 11:00pm ITV News and Weather 11:20pm The Nightly Show 11:50pm Peston on Sunday

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

itv2

7:15am King of Queens 7:40am King of Queens 8:05am King of Queens 8:30am Everybody Loves Raymond 8:55am Everybody Loves Raymond 9:25am Frasier 9:55am Frasier 10:30am Sunday Brunch 1:30pm The Simpsons 2:00pm The Simpsons 2:30pm Cheaper by the Dozen 4:20pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 5:25pm Location, Location, Location 6:30pm Channel 4 News 7:00pm Crufts 2017 9:30pm The Jump Live Final 10:30pm Homeland 11:30pm War Child

7:00am Childrens TV

7:00am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 7:10am You’ve Been Framed!

7:30am Emmerdale Omnibus 10:10am Coronation Street Omnibus 12:40pm The Voice UK 2:00pm New2awesome 2:05pm Guidance 2:40pm Fame High 3:00pm Third Wheel 3:15pm Third Wheel 3:30pm La Story 3:50pm You’ve Been Framed!

4:15pm You’ve Been Framed!

4:45pm Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 6:20pm Nanny McPhee 7:20pm FYI Daily 7:25pm Nanny McPhee 8:15pm Mr Bean’s Holiday 9:15pm FYI Daily 9:20pm Mr Bean’s Holiday 10:00pm Ibiza Weekender 11:00pm Family Guy 11:30pm Family Gu

11:30am Football on 5 12:20pm Football on 5 12:50pm The Gadget Show 1:50pm Gorillas in the Mist 4:20pm Celebrity Carry on Barging 5:15pm Celebrity Carry on Barging 6:15pm Cruising with Jane McDonald 7:10pm Inside Windsor Castle 8:00pm Inside Windsor Castle 9:00pm The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 9:55pm News Weekend 10:00pm The Equalizer 11:00pm 5 News 11:05pm The Equalizer

7pm Crufts 2017

11:35pm Harry Brown

E4 7:00am Made in Chelsea 7:50am Melissa and Joey 8:10am Melissa and Joey 8:40am Baby Daddy 9:05am Baby Daddy 9:40am Hollyoaks Omnibus 12:15pm Planet 51 2:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 2:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 3:00pm Black-Ish 3:30pm The Goldbergs 4:00pm The Goldbergs 4:30pm The Goldbergs 5:00pm The Big Bang Theory 5:30pm The Big Bang Theory 7:30pm The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 10:00pm Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 11:00pm Sleepy Hollow

11pm Sleepy Hollow

10th - 16th march 2017

television

10th - 16th March

MONDAY 13th March BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

itv2

7:00am Breakfast 10:15am The Housing Enforcers 11:00am Homes Under the Hammer 12:00pm Fugitives 12:45pm Dom on the Spot 1:15pm Bargain Hunt 2:00pm BBC News at One 2:30pm BBC London News 2:45pm Doctors 3:15pm Escape to the Country 3:45pm A Service of Celebration for Commonwealth Day 5:15pm Flog It! 6:15pm Pointless 7:00pm BBC News at Six 7:30pm BBC London News 8:00pm The One Show 8:30pm Match of the Day Live 11:00pm BBC News 11:30pm BBC London News 11:45pm Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You

7:00am 7:30am 8:15am 9:00am

7:00am 9:30am 10:25am 11:30am 1:30pm 2:30pm 2:55pm 3:00pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

7:00am 7:45am 9:00am 9:35am 10:05am 10:35am 11:05am 12:00pm

7:00am 10:15am 12:15pm 1:10pm 1:15pm

7:00am 7:25am 8:15am 9:00am 9:30am 10:00am 10:35am 11:25am 12:25pm 1:25pm 1:55pm 3:00pm 3:50pm 4:55pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 10:30pm 11:00pm 11:30pm

10:00am 12:00pm 1:00pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 3:00pm 3:30pm 4:15pm 5:15pm 6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm

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Flog it! Trade Secrets Heir Hunters Money for Nothing The Great Interior Design Challenge Victoria Derbyshire BBC Newsroom Live The Daily Politics Women’s Six Nations Highlights Beat the Brain Building Dream Homes Channel Patrol Australia with Simon Reeve The Hunt Bargain Hunt Eggheads Top Gear Hairy Bikers’ Comfort Food University Challenge Mary Berry Everyday Meet the Lords Cradle to Grave Newsnight

Good Morning Britain Lorraine CThe Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News ITV News London Judge Rinder Dickinson’s Real Deal Tipping Point The Chase ITV News London ITV Evening News Emmerdale Coronation Street The Kyle Files Coronation Street Broadchurch The Nightly Show with Davina Mccall 11:30pm ITV News

1:00pm 1:05pm 2:05pm 3:10pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:55pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:50pm

Countdown King of Queens Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Frasier Undercover Boss USA Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Channel 4 News A New Life in the Sun Posh Pawn Countdown Fifteen to One Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Couples Come Dine with Me The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News The Political Slot Dispatches Food Unwrapped 24 Hours in A and E How’d You Get So Rich?

Tattoo Fixers

2:15pm 2:45pm 3:15pm 4:15pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

Childrens TV The Wright Stuff GPs: Behind Closed Doors 5 News Lunchtime Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Home and Away Neighbours NCIS Driven Underground 5 News Neighbours Home and Away 5 News Tonight World Rally Championship 2017 Naughty Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud Inside King’s Cross: The Railway Oj Simpson: Getting Away with Murder

E4 You’ve Been Framed!

Who’s Doing the Dishes?

The Ellen DeGeneres Show Emmerdale Coronation Street Coronation Street Psych Scorpion Who’s Doing the Dishes?

Emmerdale Coronation Street The Ellen DeGeneres Show The Jeremy Kyle Show The Jeremy Kyle Show Judge Rinder You’ve Been Framed!

You’ve Been Framed!

You’ve Been Framed!

You’ve Been Framed!

Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men Family Guy The Great Indoors American Dad! American Dad!

7:00am 7:10am 8:00am 8:30am 9:00am 10:00am 11:00am 1:00pm 2:00pm 3:00pm 3:30pm 4:00pm 4:30pm 5:00pm 5:30pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 12:45am

Rude(Ish) Tube Shorts Made in Chelsea Coach Trip Hollyoaks Rules of Engagement Baby Daddy Charmed How I Met Your Mother The Goldbergs The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother Last Man Standing Last Man Standing The Goldbergs The Goldbergs The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks New Girl The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Hunger Games First Dates Abroad

Pick of the Week

The Good Karma Hospital

Hospital drama series set in Southern India.

10pm 12th March ITV1 TUESDAY 14th March

BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

itv2

7:00am 10:15am 11:00am 12:00pm 12:45pm 1:15pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 2:45pm 3:15pm 4:15pm 4:45pm 5:30pm 6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 11:45pm

7:00am 7:30am 8:15am 9:00am 10:00am 12:00pm 1:00pm 2:00pm 2:50pm 3:00pm 3:30pm 4:15pm 5:15pm 6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm

7:00am Good Morning Britain

7:00am 7:45am 9:00am 9:35am 10:05am 10:35am 11:05am 12:00pm

7:00am 10:15am 12:15pm 1:10pm 1:15pm

7:00am 7:25am 8:15am 9:00am 9:30am 10:00am 10:35am 11:25am 12:25pm 1:25pm 1:55pm 2:30pm 3:00pm 3:50pm 4:55pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm

Breakfast The Housing Enforcers Homes Under the Hammer Fugitives Dom on the Spot Bargain Hunt BBC News at One BBC London News Doctors The Doctor Blake Mysteries Escape to the Country Money for Nothing Flog It! Pointless BBC News at Six BBC London News The One Show EastEnders Holby City The Replacement BBC News at Ten BBC London News Imagine...

Flog it! Trade Secrets Fugitives Money for Nothing The Big Painting Challenge Victoria Derbyshire BBC Newsroom Live The Daily Politics The Super League Show Countryfile Building Dream Homes Channel Patrol Australia with Simon Reeve The Hunt Bargain Hunt Eggheads Hairy Bikers’ Comfort Food The Best of British Takeaways Back to the Land with Kate Humble 10:00pm 1066: A Year to Conquer England 11:00pm Inside No 9 11:30pm Newsnight

9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning 1:30pm ITV Lunchtime News 1:55pm ITV News London 2:00pm ITV Racing Live 5:30pm Celebrity Home Secrets 6:00pm The Chase 7:00pm ITV News London 7:30pm ITV Evening News 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm Britain’s Busiest Motorway 9:00pm The Secret Chef 10:00pm Play to the Whistle 11:00pm The Nightly Show with Davina Mccall 11:30pm ITV News

1:00pm 1:05pm 2:05pm 3:10pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:55pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:35pm

Countdown King of Queens Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Frasier Undercover Boss USA Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Channel 4 News A New Life in the Sun Posh Pawn Countdown Fifteen to One Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Couples Come Dine with Me The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News The Political Slot The Secret Life of the Zoo Mutiny Catastrophe This is Us

2:15pm 2:45pm 3:20pm 4:20pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

Childrens TV The Wright Stuff GPs: Behind Closed Doors 5 News Lunchtime The Great British Benefits Handout Home and Away Neighbours NCIS: Los Angeles FilmStranger in the House 5 News Neighbours Home and Away 5 News Tonight Inside King’s Cross: The Railway Inside Buckingham Palace Secrets of the National Trust with Alan Titchmarsh Cleopatra’s Dangerous Liaisons

E4 You’ve Been Framed!

Who’s Doing the Dishes?

The Ellen DeGeneres Show Emmerdale Coronation Street Coronation Street Psych Scorpion Who’s Doing the Dishes?

Emmerdale Coronation Street Coronation Street The Ellen DeGeneres Show The Jeremy Kyle Show The Jeremy Kyle Show Judge Rinder You’ve Been Framed!

You’ve Been Framed!

You’ve Been Framed!

Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men Hell’s Kitchen Plebs Family Guy

7:00am 7:20am 8:05am 8:35am 9:05am 10:00am 11:00am 1:00pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 3:00pm 3:30pm 4:00pm 4:30pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

Suburgatory Charmed Coach Trip Hollyoaks Rules of Engagement Baby Daddy Charmed How I Met Your Mother The Goldbergs The Goldbergs The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother Last Man Standing The Goldbergs The Goldbergs The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks New Girl The Goldbergs NewBlack-Ish Tattoo Fixers Bizarre ER

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10th - 16th march 2017

television

10th - 16th March

wednesday 15th March BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

itv2

7:00am 10:15am 11:00am 12:00pm 12:45pm 1:15pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 2:45pm 3:15pm 4:15pm 4:45pm 5:30pm 6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 11:45pm

7:00am 7:30am 8:15am 9:00am

7:00am Good Morning Britain 9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning 1:30pm ITV Lunchtime News 1:55pm ITV News London 2:00pm ITV Racing Live 5:30pm Celebrity Home Secrets 6:00pm The Chase 7:00pm ITV News London 7:25pm Party Political Broadcast by the Liberal Democrats 7:30pm ITV Evening News 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm Coronation Street 9:00pm Little Big Shots 10:00pm Benidorm 11:00pm The Nightly Show with Davina Mccall 11:30pm ITV News

7:00am 7:45am 9:00am 9:35am 10:05am 10:35am 11:05am 12:00pm

7:00am 10:15am 12:15pm 1:10pm 1:15pm 2:15pm 2:45pm 3:20pm 4:20pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

7:00am 7:25am 8:15am 9:00am 9:30am 10:35am 11:25am 12:25pm 1:25pm 1:55pm 3:00pm 3:50pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:05pm

Breakfast The Housing Enforcers Homes Under the Hammer Fugitives Dom on the Spot Bargain Hunt BBC News BBC London News Doctors The Doctor Blake Mysteries Escape to the Country Money for Nothing Flog It! Pointless BBC News BBC London News The One Show The Sheriffs are Coming The Real Marigold Hotel BBC News BBC London News Peter Kay’s Car Share

Flog it! Trade Secrets Fugitives Money for Nothing Sicily: Wonder of the Mediterranean 10:00am Victoria Derbyshire 12:00pm BBC Newsroom Live 12:30pm The Daily Politics 2:00pm Two Tribes 2:30pm Beat the Brain 3:00pm Building Dream Homes 3:30pm Channel Patrol 4:15pm Australia with Simon Reeve 5:15pm The Hunt 6:15pm Bargain Hunt 7:00pm Eggheads 7:30pm Hairy Bikers’ Comfort Food 8:00pm Antiques Road Trip 9:00pm The House That £100k Built 10:00pm Incredible Medicine: Dr Weston’s Casebook 11:00pm Mock the Week 11:30pm Newsnight

1:00pm 1:05pm 2:05pm 3:10pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:55pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

Countdown King of Queens Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Frasier Undercover Boss USA Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Channel 4 News A New Life in the Sun Posh Pawn Countdown Fifteen to One Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Couples Come Dine with Me The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News The Political Slot Hidden Restaurants with Michel Roux Jr The Royal House of Windsor Mystery of the Man on the Moor

Childrens TV The Wright Stuff GPs: Behind Closed Doors 5 News Lunchtime The Gadget Show Home and Away Neighbours NCIS Deadly Suspicion 5 News Neighbours Home and Away 5 News Tonight The Search for Atlantis GPs: Behind Closed Doors Nightmare Tenants Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

E4 You’ve Been Framed!

Who’s Doing the Dishes?

The Ellen DeGeneres Show Emmerdale You’ve Been Framed!

Psych Scorpion Who’s Doing the Dishes?

Emmerdale You’ve Been Framed!

The Ellen DeGeneres Show The Jeremy Kyle Show Judge Rinder You’ve Been Framed!

You’ve Been Framed!

You’ve Been Framed!

You’ve Been Framed!

Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men The 40 Year Old Virgin FYI Daily The 40 Year Old Virgin

7:00am Suburgatory 7:20am Charmed 8:05am Coach Trip 8:35am Hollyoaks 9:05am Rules of Engagement 10:30am Baby Daddy 11:00am Charmed 1:00pm How I Met Your Mother 2:00pm The Goldbergs 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory 4:00pm How I Met Your Mother 5:00pm Last Man Standing 6:00pm The Goldbergs 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory 8:00pm Hollyoaks 8:30pm New Girl 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory 9:30pm The Big Bang Theory 10:00pm Timeless 11:00pm Supernatural 12:00am The Big Bang Theory

thursday 16th March BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

itv2

E4

7:00am 10:15am 11:00am 12:00pm 12:45pm 1:15pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 2:45pm 3:15pm 4:15pm 4:45pm 5:30pm 6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 11:45pm

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7:00am Good Morning Britain 9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning 1:30pm ITV Lunchtime News 1:55pm ITV News London 2:00pm ITV Racing Live 5:30pm Celebrity Home Secrets 6:00pm The Chase 7:00pm ITV News London 7:25pm Party Political Broadcast by the UK Independence Party 7:30pm ITV Evening News 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm NHS: Crisis on the Frontline?

9:00pm Emmerdale 9:30pm Harry Hill’s Alien Fun Capsule 10:00pm Prime Suspect 1973 11:00pm The Nightly Show with Davina Mccall 11:30pm ITV News

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7:00am Childrens TV 10:15am The Wright Stuff 12:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 1:10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1:15pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

2:15pm Home and Away 2:45pm Neighbours 3:20pm NCIS 4:20pm Left for Dead 6:00pm 5 News 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Home and Away 7:30pm 5 News Tonight 8:00pm Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 9:00pm The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 10:00pm The Great British Benefits Handout 11:00pm Celebrity Sex Pod

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Breakfast The Housing Enforcers Homes Under the Hammer Fugitives Dom on the Spot Bargain Hunt BBC News BBC London News Doctors The Doctor Blake Mysteries Escape to the Country Money for Nothing Flog It! Pointless BBC News BBC London News The One Show EastEnders Shop Well for Less Britain on the Fiddle BBC News BBC London News Question Time

Flog it! Trade Secrets Fugitives Money for Nothing Welcome to Hull - City of Culture 2017 9:30am Great British Railway Journeys 10:00am Victoria Derbyshire 12:00pm BBC Newsroom Live 1:00pm The Daily Politics 2:00pm Two Tribes 2:30pm Beat the Brain 3:00pm Building Dream Homes 3:30pm Channel Patrol 4:15pm Ireland with Simon Reeve 5:15pm The Hunt 6:15pm Bargain Hunt 7:00pm Eggheads 7:30pm Hairy Bikers’ Comfort Food 8:00pm Antiques Road Trip 9:00pm Great Pottery Throw Down 10:00pm The Last Kingdom 11:00pm Match of the Day 11:30pm Newsnight

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You’ve Been Framed!

Who’s Doing the Dishes?

The Ellen DeGeneres Show Emmerdale Coronation Street Psych Below Deck Who’s Doing the Dishes?

Emmerdale Coronation Street You’ve Been Framed!

The Ellen DeGeneres Show The Jeremy Kyle Show Judge Rinder You’ve Been Framed!

You’ve Been Framed!

You’ve Been Framed!

Two and a Half Men Release the Hounds Family Guy Family Guy

Suburgatory Charmed Coach Trip Hollyoaks Rules of Engagement Baby Daddy Charmed How I Met Your Mother The Goldbergs The Big Bang Theory How I Met Your Mother Last Man Standing The Goldbergs The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks New Girl The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Gap Year Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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Life

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Help Ricky Valance raise a million for the RAF When he was 17, Costa Blanca’s very own Ricky Valance signed up with the RAF, which he says was one of the proudest moments of his life.

Last month he released his version of the Peters and Lee classic ‘Welcome Home’ with his target being to raise one million pounds for their charitable causes. Why one million? Because Ricky’s 1960 Number 1 hit version of ‘Tell Laura I Love Her’ sold at least that number of singles at the time, and so it’s appropriate that his goal is to raise £1.00 for every record or download sold.

Donations can be made directly to the charity via Ricky’s My Donate page: www. mydonate.bt.com/fundraisers/rickyvalance1. Two RAF charities are to benefit, the RAF Association, which provides welfare support to the RAF family, from the youngest recruit to the oldest veteran and The Royal Air Force Museum in North West London, which will be celebrating 100 Years of the RAF in 2018.

Ricky Valance was born on the 10th April 1936. He is best known for the Number One single ‘Tell Laura I love Her’, which sold over a million copies in 1960. He started his musical career after leaving the Royal Air Force. Further singles included ‘Movin’ Away’, ‘Jimmy’s Girl’ and ‘Six Boys’. ‘Jimmy’s Girl’ sold over 100,000 records and ‘Moving Away’ made it to number one in Australia and Scandinavia. ‘Tell Laura’ is the tragic story of a boy called Tommy and his love for a girl called Laura. It’s a sad rock ballad which has immortalised Ricky in the music history books.

Ricky will be supporting his campaign with radio, press and TV interviews, sharing the story of his active service overseas for the RAF in the 1950’s and his 55 years in the music industry together with details of his new record and video which was filmed at RAF Hendon. He also has plans to bring his ‘An Evening With’ show back to the Costa Blanca sometime soon.

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people

Death of Vernon Nesbeth

By Keith Nicol The entertainment world lost another beloved son on Tuesday with the sudden passing of Vernon Nesbeth early on Tuesday morning. Vernon and wife Wendy Nesbeth decided it was time to go into semi-retirement and so they sold up and moved to Torrevieja, where they settled in the Torreta area of the city on January 4th, 2004. You could regularly find them having breakfast or a drink in one of the local cafes however, most people they came into contact with had little or no idea of the couple’s long standing background in the British Entertainment scene during the late 1950s and 60s.

Always known for the huge smile on his face, he continued to work out on a daily basis, held a 1st degree black belt in martial arts and as an actor, was best known for Black Joy (1977), Wolcott (1981) and Happy Families (1985).

His wife Wendy is a former professional dancer and although she resisted Vernon’s first attempts to chat her up, they became a couple, then went their separate professional ways, and then finally got back together again and married 45 years ago.

A founder member of the Southlanders, who were the longest running male vocal group in British pop music history.they were one of the very first Doo-Wop groups in the UK and while their biggest commercial hit was 1958’s cover version of “Alone”, which sold over one million copies; the song they are most identified with is “I am a Mole and I Live in a Hole” from 1958. The unforgettable title line from the song was spoken by the group’s bass voice Harry Wilmot, father of comedian Gary Wilmot, however the song failed to make the UK Singles Chart. They became one of the UK’s most successful cabaret acts, touring all over the world in hotels, theatres, on cruise ships (including the QE2), stadiums, plus Vernon performed in television, film and varied cabaret rooms for almost 60 years, including a short stint in the Black Mikado in 1975.

Hotel La Resistance

Shoestring Productions brings you HOTEL LA RESISTANCE which is a farcical comedy that has been created and written by local resident James Dale-Grey. It is late summer 1944 in the foothills of the Pyrenees in France and the hotel/bar is situated in a small market town 40km from the Spanish border and is a popular meeting place for the Germans and the French.

Jim is acting as both Producer and Director of the play which will be performed in a theatre/supper environment at the Bar/ Restaurant Mont Martre which can be located on Mojacar Playa. Jim is nearly 82 and full of energy and enthusiasm. He retired to Mojacar with his wife Annabelle, now of 56 years standing almost 14 years ago. They were drawn here by an advertisement in a Sunday Supplement that they happened to be reading on a cold, wet British November day and have never looked back.

Jim comes from a family of Drapers but decided that it was not for him and so branched out into printing, eventually owning his own company and employing more than 20 people. A self-made man, originally from Yorkshire, Jim encompasses everything that is the quintessential English man from a bygone era.

Jim’s interest in the theatre was ignited when his then 11 year old son came home to announce that he wanted to be an actor. Jim and Annabelle did all they could to support him and with obvious success as their son, now aged 52, is a Professor of Music and Drama and lives and works in Singapore. Annabelle also took part in many productions in the UK, even appearing with her own mother.

Sitting in the Mont Marte bar one evening chatting to French husband and wife team, Mehdi and Michele, who have run the restaurant for some three years, a germ of an idea was planted, suggested by the colourful characters that frequent the bar. Mehdi has a wonderful sense of humour and encouraged Jim in his endeavours. And so Jim set about writing his Hotel La Resistance play. It pays homage to the highly successful “Allo Allo” series at a time when the leading light Gordon Kaye recently passed away.

His aim is to spread happiness and laughter and if the rehearsals are anything to go by he is succeeding. He hopes that the audience will join in the fun. Any profit will be donated to PAWSPATAS charity.

Ticket price will include food and refreshment and are available from PC Playa in Mojacar, Connextions in Turre and the Mont Marte Restaurant.

SHOW TIMES ARE: 7:30 on Thursday and Friday 30/31 March and Saturday, Sunday 1/2 April.

For further information please contact: Chrissie Cremore chrissie.3@hotmail.co.ok

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Code Breaker

Horoscopes and Puzzles

POSTBAG

Kenny, my Sister and I haven’t spoken for months now. We are both stubborn and to apologise would mean one of us backing down; although I feel it is time to move on from all this negativity!

Suzanne L. Suzanne, I have so often seen people apologise to friends and relatives that are in Spirit, when often, for some stupid reason they have suffered a parting of the ways; and death then divides them. In nearly every case both sides end up arguing over which one should apologise; because they realise that they were both in the wrong. Why can’t you just agree to love your sister and forget who said what and who did this or that? Just the two of you should agree to get on with life together because that is what sisters should be doing.

If It’s Your Birthday This Week

Do not let either impatience or stubborn pride rule you out of the game this year. With your feet firmly on the ground right now, the ball is in your court, and you are heading off on a course to win, no matter what that entails!

Mars and Taurus interact, with Mars transiting midweek just as Mercury takes a joint move into Aries territory. It would seem that you are sixes and sevens just now and just waiting for completion. Patience right now will be rewarded, but you will get your chance to have your say and tell it like it is, and quite honestly it is about time too!

The Sun is fuelled by the fortunate blessings of Jupiter this week, and you couldn’t put a foot wrong, if you have the courage of your conviction.

Be very aware just what a recent request actually means and draw your own conclusions as to why you have been recently consulted. If you are taking on further work remember that you have to take the lion’s share!

The fact that things haven’t gone exactly to plan is through no fault of yours. Look to your opposing sign of Gemini to see what indecision can bring and check out what’s now on offer to snap a good result and bag yourself a bargain of sorts. Jupiter bathes in the glorious energy of the Sun sending light on a fortunate blessing just meant for you.

Mars enters directly into the safe haven of Taurean charm and bliss, but the cat really is now out amongst the pigeons. Tactfully you have chosen to show restraint as of late but your hackles are rising and somebody will get their come uppance this week for sure. Now you are finally clearing your desk, another matter needs your attention too.

Your mind is not fully on what you are attempting to do, and your indecisive energies are coming to the fore. As a sign that thrives on being of good service on all levels, you do not have to remain silent, neither is any apology due. If this is hard for someone to understand then they truly do not have your interests at heart and they do not merit your concern!

Saturn squares up to Mercury and this action somewhat slows down events. The change in pace may allow for some finer adjustment, but remember there is more than one way to skin a rabbit, and that Rome wasn’t built in a day. Be honest about your future intentions with someone who seems to be left hanging on, but who isn’t a full team player.

Dual activities with Mercury will be fruitful and opportune for you, so, whatever you do, make sure to make hay while the sun shines. The midweek Mercury squaring on Saturn brings up a need to hold back on something, whilst Mercury passes into Arian juris diction indicating stealth and intrigue. Make of this what you will. Play it by ear!

A corner develops and it would be wise to check finance on all levels. Whether a grocery bill or rates of savings, take time to assure yourself of small print, do not immediately sign anything and stall for time if you have to. Ceres sextiles Neptune and money may just be going down the drain, so take control and assume rightful responsibility.

Check something out that seems too good to be true and arouse the suspicions of others who trust you and cover your back when you need protection.

With Uranus off along the Cosmos looking to link up with Kora, time will be of the essence and you will have to make sure that you really have done your homework this time around and no kidding!

Anything that gets you out of routine right now is the best thing you can do. There are fresh fields out there so find one to play in and invent your own rules in so doing. You are undoubtedly feeling let down by somebody you are supporting just now, so just bear in mind that the leopard truly cannot change his spots; and just leave it at that.

Having recently advised you to hold back and not say anything, the tables have finally turned and the time is right to set things in stone at long last.

Your thoughts are distant at the present, fixing your intentions on a new project that will see you checking out pastures green to escape to! Mars enters your opposing sign of Taurus bringing freedom.

Ceres brings up routines and constancy, calling time on you to work out a way around something right now. Be direct and be precise but do go straight to the top if you want this to be heard in a positive light. The Universe has provided you with the basics of the law of attraction so look for the rich reward that will enable you to help others too!

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Cryptic Crossword

Across 1 Mad Lear is terribly troubled (7) 5 Student eye’s opening (5) 8 Stage is set for the computer entrepreneur (5) 9 Reproducing poignancy without an upset (7) 10 What’s left is not exactly a reminder (9) 12 Know how to tin (3) 13 Rays cooked steaks (6) 14 King George monkeys give us juicy fruit (6) 17 Hand found in pawnshop (3) 18 A myriad of one’s cult’s converts (9) 20 No wing view (7) 21 Spanish uncle goes after the gunner for a relationship (5) 23 Large plants right in the northeast river (5) 24 Scented mixture is way down (7)

Down 1 See red in Orange River (5) 2 Worker starts a new test (3) 3 Very big vases, I’m confused (7) 4 Settle on Channel Islands indeed, perhaps (6) 5 Daily apple-core in rotten pear (5) 6 Clipper in trouble is the rule (9) 7 The French information should end society myths (7) 11 For the moment main wheel turns (9) 13 Take care of bear (7) 15 Gives back about turns (7) 16 Became inflamed by terrible burden (6) 18 Breaks off pieces of fried potato (5) 19 Look for Tonto’s Mount (5) 22 Fasten neckwear (3)

Quick Crossword Across 1 In short supply (6) 4 Cosmetics (4-2) 9 Organise (7) 10 Once more (5) 11 Anxious (5) 12 Woman’s undergarment (7) 13 Showing religious devotion to (11) 18 Stylish (7) 20 Extra (5) 22 Seat for one person (5) 23 Japanese art of paper folding (7) 24 Aggravate (6) 25 Insect (6)

80’s

Pop Quiz

Survived the 80’s?

Here’s 10 questions to test your memory of those golden years! Answers next week!

1 What was Dustin Hoffman’s character’s name in “Rain Man?” 2 Name all five New Kids On The Block 3 What was the name of the show that featured Larry Appleton and his zany foreign cousin?

4 Who played Sarah Connor in 1984’s “Terminator”?

5 Name 8 Muppets from “The Muppet Show” 6 Who was the actress that played Ferris Bueller’s sister?

Hint: Patrick Swayze showed her “the time of her life” in a movie a couple years later 7 Who was the original singer of Los Lobos’ 1987 hit “La Bamba”?

8 What was the name of the once Morrissey fronted band in the 80’s?

9 Who was the actress that made waves in 1984’s “Splash”?

10 Who was the lead actress in the famous bomb “Grease 2”?

Down 1 Begins, Opens, Pioneers (6) 2 Cook’s garb (5) 3 Admit (7) 5 Wake up, Waken (5) 6 Excitement (7) 7 Consider (6) 8 Explanation (11) 14 Function (7) 15 Inactive (7) 16 Warning light (6) 17 Make your mind up (6) 19 Spring month (5) 21 Become accustomed (5)

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health

Have you heard about Lupus?

Largely unheard of disease affects 40,000 in Spain alone.

Lupus is a chronic autoimmune disease and can be potentially fatal. Its origin is unknown but it is characterised by a multitude of symptoms, manifesting differently over the life of the patient.

Any part of the body can be affected by lupus as it has an array of clinical manifestations affecting the skin, joints, brain, lungs, kidneys, blood vessels and other internal organs.

Epidemiological studies suggest that 1 in 2,000 people have some form or another of systemic lupus.

It is estimated that around 40,000 people in Spain suffer from lupus. More than 90% of lupus sufferers are women and

it is most common between the ages of 15 to 45.

Lupus causes the body's immune system becomes hyperactive and attacks normal, healthy tissue. This results in symptoms such as inflammation, swelling, and damage to joints, skin, kidneys, blood, the heart, and lungs.

Under normal function, the immune system makes proteins called antibodies in order to protect and fight against antigens such as viruses and bacteria.

Lupus results from both genetic and environmental stimuli. Risk factors include exposure to sunlight, certain

prescription medications, infection with Epstein-Barr virus, and exposure to certain chemicals. Environmental factors include extreme stress, exposure to ultraviolet light, smoking, some medications and antibiotics, infections and the Epstein-Barr virus (in children).

Although there is no cure, lupus and its symptoms can be controlled with medication. Treatments for Lupus include corticosteroids, immunosuppressive drugs and lifestyle changes.

The Spanish Federation of Lupus offer support and advice on their website www.felupus.org

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health

Can healthy eating be harmful?

Condition has detrimental mental and physical effects.

Carb-cutting, protein packing diets are everywhere to be seen nowadays – promoted on television, social media and in shops. It is not surprising that a rising number of people are becoming obsessed with counting calories and developing a condition called orthorexia.

Orthorexia nervosa is a term derived from the Greek word for ‘correct’ which sees sufferers, particularly women in their 30s, fixate on ‘health foods’, abiding by strict rules as they eliminate less healthy options from their diets such as sweets and carbohydrates.

Experts have warned orthorexia can lead to severe weight loss, malnutrition and depression, impacting the sufferer mentally as well as physically as they become profoundly obsessed with what they are eating.

The disorder was named by Dr Steven Bratman in a 1997 paper in which he said sufferers could be driven to despair by unintentionally ‘devouring a single raisin’.

Orthorexia, unlike bulimia and anorexia, is not currently included in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders which doctors use to diagnose mental illness in the US, nor is it included in the World Health Organisation’s International Classification of Disease, the list of recognised conditions used in other countries, including the UK and Australia.

The condition is most-common with women in their 30s

Dr Bratman created a series of questions to detect the condition, focusing on how many hours a day one might spend thinking about their diet, how many days in advance they plan meals and whether they have given up foods they

previously enjoyed in order to eat the ‘right’ foods.

Anyone who believes they may have orthorexia should seek help from a dietician and a counsellor who specialises in eating disorders

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home and garden

Make your own hanging ‘kokedama’ The Japanese horticultural fashion taking Spain by storm.

A kokedama is a style of Japanese bonsai, where a plant’s root system is simply wrapped in moss and bound with string, transforming it into a sculptural art form. Loosely translated, ‘koke’ means moss and ‘dama’ means ball.

Becoming increasingly popular in Spain, they are perfect for exteriors and look great hung on balconies and terraces, but they can also be kept in perfect condition inside the house.

Follow this step-by-step guide to make your own: The materials you will need are: a small plant of your choice, some moss, clay, string or rope and a special substrate for bonsais (akedama).

To successfully make your own plant you will need to: 1. Make a compact substrate ball by mixing ¾ of moss and ¼ akadama. Add some river sand to make it stick better if required.

2. Make a small hole in the ball and insert the roots of your plant.

3. Reinforce it by tying any rope or string of your choice around the ball and start making knots around it.

4. Cut small bits of moss and put them around the ball, holding them in place with the string.

The kokedama is easily kept alive by watering it a little when you see the moss getting dry. Avoid exposing it to too much sunlight or strong currents of air.

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Use child-proof locks or latches on lower drawers to avoid budding mountaineer turning them into climbing frames.

Don’t hang heavy pictures or mirrors above the bed.

Bunk beds are not the ideal option for children under the age of six. If space allows, try to use cabin beds instead which have the added advantage of extra storage.

If windows are not barred on the outside, use latches that stop windows from being opened more than 10 centimetres.

Avoid placing a bed underneath windows, against radiators or underneath shelves/ ledges or other things they can grab hold of or bang their heads on.

Use brackets or anti-toppling devices to secure furniture to walls.

Accidents often happen when free-standing items of furniture topple over on top of unsuspecting yongsters.

Hide any lamp, curtain or blind cords which small fingers can easily grab hold of.

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home and garden

DIY first aid for damaged door frames Door frames are easily damaged.

Moving furniture, pets, slamming doors or simply the pass of time can easily cause annoying splits, chips and cracks.

Whilst it is possible to get your doorframes looking as good as new again, they must be first examined to ascertain whether the damage is superficial or goes deeper.

If superficial, great news! Frames can be sanded down, cleaned and repainted or varnished. If required, a small amount of wood putty can be used to fill in gouges before sanding down and painting.

Putty comes in the form of a soft, malleable greyish-yellow paste and is made from ground chalk and raw linseed oil. It hardens after a few hours and is essential if deeper gouges or cracks are found.

First of all surround the area with protective tape. Then apply the putty, angling the spatula at 45 degrees and press the putty into the crack or gash. Once the product has filled the gap to surface level, soak your fingers in water or hand cream (check product labels first for advice) before using them to press into the gap. Once finished, remove the protective tape and leave to dry for 24 to 48 hours. Once the area is completely dry, sand gently before painting.

If damage appears to be more serious and the frame needs changing, contact a carpenter.

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Tech

How smart is your watch?

GARMIN VIVOACTIVE HR M GPS BLACK One upon a time, a watch told you the time!

Now they are like mini wrist computers that can do everything from checking your heart rate to synching your emails and messages with your mobile phone.

The Garmin Viviactive has an impressive features list:

Performance Features

Heart rate monitor (wrist-based) Auto Pause® (pauses and resumes timer based on speed) Auto Lap® (automatically starts a new lap) Auto Scroll (cycles through data pages during an activity) Pace alert (triggers alarm if you vary from preset pace) Time/distance alert (triggers alarm when you reach goal) Heart rate-based calorie computation Calculates calories burned Customizable screen(s) Shock Resistant

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in addition it will pair with your smartphone to gently vibrate and display alerts for incoming calls, texts, emails and calendar items plus notifications from social media and other mobile apps • Connect IQ™ Support: yes (watch faces, data fields, widgets and apps) • Calculates floors climbed: yes • Calculates intensity minutes: yes • Wireless Connectivity: yes (ANT+™ and Bluetooth Smart) • Supports heart rate and heart rate zone: yes • On-device sports apps: running, indoor running, biking, indoor biking, walking, indoor walking, rowing, indoor rowing, pool swimming, golfing, ski/ boarding, cross country skiing, stand-up paddle boarding (SUP) • On-device widgets/screens: My day, intensity minutes, heart rate, last sport, smart notifications, weather, VIRB® action camera/remote, Varia remote, music player controls, calendar, steps, calories, run, bike, swim and golf So if you need more than time on your wrist, invest in a smart watch!

The price of time? approximately 150€!

Droning on and on....

CRUISE AGMSD1500 DRONE DROID Fancy yourself as a bit of a pilot?

With drone prices dropping by the day, now is a good time to get airborne.

This drone is super stable and offers 360º rotation, a built in video camera with a 1GB micro SD card bullt in capable of taking photographs and video in flight.

Easily controlled by it’s remote unit, this drone offers hours of flight fun for all ages. Priced at about €130 it won’t break the bank either It comes with a USB charger cable, 4

Lights, Camera, Action...

Fancy a dabble at video editing? Before you splash out 1000’s of euros on professional software, why not try a free, open source video editing package

and powerful scripting capabilities.Downloads are available at https://sourceforge. net/projects/ avidemux/files/ avidemux/2.6.18/.

Avidemux is a free video editor designed for simple cutting, filtering and encoding tasks. It supports many file types, including AVI, DVD compatible MPEG files, MP4 and ASF, using a variety of codecs. Tasks can be automated using projects, job queue

Using the software is quite straightforward and intuitive. It also acts as a superb video format converter with loads of output options.

spare propellers, USB/micro SD reader, 1GB micro SD card and screwdriver.

With it’s aerodynamic design, four propellers, six-axis gyroscope and three speed settings, the Cruise AGMSD1500 drone droid can fly steadily and do aerobatics spins.

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Tech

I know that face!

China is leading the way in facial recognition software. Baidu, which runs China’s most popular search engine claims a 99% accuracy rate that now allows for “Face Payments”. Forget flashing your credit card, just smile at the camera and you can purchase rail tickets, enter apartment and office buildings, even grab your favourite Capuchino in participating venues!

Another company Face++ is already integrated into various apps.

Alipay, is used by 120,000.000 people in China and now accepts facial payment. Didi, a Uber taxi type company uses the system to verify the driver is a legitimate employee. Wether this technology transfers well to European cultures is a different matter as privacy is taken more seriously here, and the idea of our mugshots being stored in giant databases that could possibly be accessed by government or hackers, may not be as appealing as the benefits offered by facial recognition.

The series “Person of Interest” is based on an all seeing, facial recognition super computer hooked up to all CCTV systems. Do we really want to be tracked like this? Time will tell in our ever growing gadget based society.

Take a hike!

A team of engineers from Agility Robotics, an offshoot of the Oregon State University engineering program, built a cool two-legged robot that can walk by itself. The robot, nicknamed Cassie, could someday be used in dangerous search-and-rescue missions or package delivery.

Cassie is the successor to the team’s previous robot, ATRIAS. ATRIAS was developed about two years ago as a DARPA-funded project meant to make walking robots more efficient. ATRIAS could walk at a little over 3 mph and could move forward and backward, as well as uphill and downhill. The robot could balance itself and remain upright when pushed.

However, the design was somewhat clunky. The robot could only stand upright by shifting its weight from foot to foot, for instance. To fix these problems, the team developed Cassie, which is a smaller but more efficient version. Cassie features additional motors to enable standing in place and crouching, as well as a more efficient design.

The end result is a robot that’s about half the size as ATRIAS but much more powerful. The robot can stand and walk on uneven terrain, fall down without breaking, and is water resistant.

The company hopes their design will be used in search-and-rescue operations where sending a human is too dangerous, and in package delivery. The company envisions a fleet of autonomous vehicles to drive the mail to your address and a walking robot to bring that mail to your doorstep.

Source: Oregon State University

Last Weeks Puzzle Answers (Issue 906) Quick Soloution Across: 1 Skin, 3 Steeples, 9 Balloon, 10 Tenor, 11 Troublemaker, 13 Gravel, 15 Banter, 17 Covent Garden, 20 Piano, 21 Lozenge, 22 Shocking, 23 Boss. Down: 1 Sabotage, 2 Igloo, 4 Tender, 5 Extravaganza, 6 Lenient, 7 Sore, 8 Gobbledegook, 12 Princess, 14 Avocado, 16 Stolen, 18 Dingo, 19 Opus.

Cryptic Solution Across: 1 Darker, 4 Agreed, 9 Piccolo, 10 Order, 11 Taper, 12 Besiege, 13 Slipped disc, 18 Amateur, 20 Shame, 22 Links, 23 Swindle, 24 Carpet, 25 Debris. Down: 1 Deputy, 2 Recap, 3 Ego trip, 5 Gloss, 6 Endless, 7 Darted, 8 Double cross, 14 Learner, 15 Dislike, 16 Garlic, 17 Recess, 19 Ensue, 21 Adder.

Pop Quiz s ’ 0 8

• What group did New Order evolve from?

Joy Division, after singer Ian Curtis killed himself on the night before they were to embark on their tour of the US. • What were the names of Kevin’s best friend and girl friend on “The Wonder Years?”

Paul (friend) & Winnie (girlfriend) • What was the name of the mechanical bear on Battlestar Galactica?

Muffet 2. and he wasn’t a bear, he was an electronic dagget (dog), because all of the real daggets (including Muffet 1) were killed in the Cylon invasion of the colonies.

• What commercial was Michael Jackson singing for when his hair caught on fire?

• Who was the 4th child on “Growing Pains?”

Chrissy

• Name 3 Strawberry Shortcake characters (besides Strawberry Shortcake) Huckleberry Pie Raspberry Tart Lemon Merengue Purple Pie Man (her nemesis) Blueberry Muffin • What, according to GI Joe, was “Half the battle”?

Knowing is half the battle • What was the name of the Bjorkfronted 80’s band?

The Sugarcubes.

• Who lamented about “No chocolatecovered candy hearts to give away and no wedding Saturday within the month of June”?

Stevie Wonder • What famous Wham! frontman went on to record a multiplatinum record in 1987?

George Michael. His album, “Faith”

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Classifieds&Services ALARMS

ALARMS & CCTV: All types, quality systems, very reasonable, guaranteed. Tel: 966 797 370 / 662 243 099 (245707) BUILDING SERVICES

J & J PAINTERS. Inside outside - clean - fast - low cost.

Torrevieja - Orihuela Costa and surrounding areas. Tel: 650 363 159 (244772) ALL types of construction services, reforms, reconstruction: kitchens, bathrooms, roofs, tiling, floors, plasterboard, bricklaying, plumbing & facades.

Reasonable Prices. Torrevieja & surrounding areas. Call 672 929 913 any time (250584) BUSINESS FOR SALE

SMALL property rental business for sale. Potential to build and grow or add to an existing portfolio. Plug and play operation. Email: managedpropertymurcia@ hotmail.com (250577) CARAVANS

WE BUY, sell & transport all makes of static caravans 630 055 418 Elsyd7@hotmail.com (249246) CHARITIES/CHURCHES

LA SIESTA EVANGELICAL CHURCH on Urbanisation La Siesta, Torrevieja is a friendly, English speaking Church. We hold services each Sunday and everyone is welcome. Our 11.00 am Services are held every 2nd and 4th Sunday in the month (and 11.00 am on the 5th Sunday, if this applies.)

On the 1st and 3rd Sunday’s our Services are at 9.30 am.

Our choir sings at our 11.00 am Services and there is also a Sunday School, called Stepping Stones, on these Sundays. We welcome residents, visitors and children. For more information see our website www. lasiestaevangelicalchurch.org or telephone Pastor Keith on 666 180 108.

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS IS ALCOHOL COSTING YOU MORE THAN MONEY? Drinking to excess not only affects your health it can spill over into every other aspect of your life – damaging everything that is important to you. Englishspeaking AA meetings are held throughout the Costa Blanca from Valencia City to Murcia.

Anyone wishing to attend a meeting or discuss a possible drinking problem contact Costa Blanca North: *648 169 045* or Costa Blanca South: *625 912 078* or Costa Calida *679 385 105*. All calls are treated in the strictest confidence. AA in German: 645 456 075; Spanish: 679 212 535; Flemish: 635 047 053; and Scandinavian: 659 779 222. www.aa-costablanca.org (93323)

ROUNDABOUT CHARITY SHOP. We are now into summer and very soon we will be feeling the heat! It is time therefore for another visit to the shop where you might find a bargain or two. Choose from the clothing selection, jewellery, household goods, books or bric a brac.

There is usually something there for everyone --- but not always. Charitable donations have recently been made to The Alzheimers Centre, Cancer Research and The Amigos Ambulance Service. We still need your help with donations etc. Please keep them coming in! We are situated on Avenida Del Furs close to the Fountain Roundabout and immediate left by Don Colchon bed shop.

(93325) THE ROYAL NAVAL ASSOCIATION, Torrevieja Branch, meet at 17.00 on the first Wednesday of each month at the Restaurante El Paraiso, Urb. Jardin del Mar 3 (behind Carrefour), Torrevieja. Contact Paul Edwards, Chairman 618 644 934 or Margaret Forshaw, Secretary 966 921 996. (95455) THE ROYAL BRITISH LEGION Orihuela Costa - covering from Punta Prima to San Javier.

The branch meets at Olympia restaurant, Mil Palmeras on

3rd Thursday of each month at 19.00 - 19.30pm. More info can be found on branch website www.orihuelacostarbl.co.uk.

(95457)

CANCER SUPPORT GROUP (MABS) MURCIA/MAR MENOR Help and support is just a phone call away, Avda Rio Nalón, Tel: 693 275 779 (95462)

HELP VEGA BAJA. We are a nonprofit making organisation that helps and supports anyone, without prejudice, in times of need or crisis within the Vega Baja area. Our offices are based in San Miguel at Calle Lope de Vega 46 (Tel 966 723 733), Torrevieja at Rambla Juan Mateo Garcia 4 (Tel 965 704 282). Both offices are open Monday to Friday from 10 am to 1.30 pm and the Helpdesk at La Marina is open every Thursday (10 am to 1.30 pm) at the Hope Fellowship Church (opposite the Thursday Market site) at Avda de Justo Antonio Quesada, Urb. La Marina (Tel 615770145).

We are online at www. helpvegabaja.com and also on Facebook. You can email the San Miguel Centre at office@ helpvegabaja.com We also have a 24 hour Emergency helpline which is available to both members and non-members on 966 723 733 (95456)

PILAR CHRISTIAN COMMUNITY CHURCH, Calle Canalejas, 3.

Pilar de la Horadada. Sunday Service at 11am & Thursday at 5pm for Prayer and Praise and Worship. Home groups meet during the week. All welcome from any church background or none. For further information www.pilarchurch.org Reg No: 2009-SG/A (95463)

THE BAKER FOUNDATION for SPIRITUAL AWARENESS. 16 Nicolas De Bussi Ave, Playa Flamenca. Sunday Service every week 11am to 12 noon, everyone welcome. For further details please phone/fax 966 760 665 (95458) THE PHILIP SCOTT LODGE No 10671 of the RAOB meets every Friday in the Bar Catorce, Benijofar. Please call the secretary, Colin Bird on 693 287 614 for further information.

(95459) CHARITY BOOK STALL PEGO THURSDAY MARKET. Selection of over 500 books, all proceeds given to the elderly/disabled of Pego and local Animal Rescue.

More stock always required please contact Chrissie 965 977 228/617 647 395 (95460) THE ANGLICAN CHURCH, La Fustera. For more info: contact Frank Bentley on 966 495 188 (95461)

TORREVIEJA Christian Fellowship (TCF) is an English speaking lively church located at Avenida de las Valencianas 68, Torrevieja 03183.

Residents and holidaymakers are welcome to attend our services with communion and ‘kids church’ each Sunday at 10.30am. We have a Fellowship Meeting (Bible Study) each Wednesday at 6.00pm. For further information see our website www.tcf-Spain.org or tel 966 700 391. (95464) THE AIRCREW ASSOCIATION COSTA BLANCA BRANCH. Former & serving aircrews of the UK or Allied Armed Forces are welcome to join this convivial & friendly organisation, now in its 21st year. www. acacostablanca.org or call the Secretary on: 966 495 042 (95465) THE ROYAL BRITISH LEGION JAVEA BRANCH meet on the 2nd and 4th Tuesday of each month @ Scallops Rest on the Arenal at 11.00am. Everyone is welcome to attend as a visitor and join the branch if they wish. Anyone needing any help or advice on welfare, or any information regarding the branch can contact either Sheila on 965 791 270 or Roger on 965 790 123 (95472) TORREVIEJA STROKE SUPPORT GROUP meets each Friday 2.45pm to 5pm in The Annex, (behind Age Concern Centre), Calle Paganini, Urb. La Siesta.

Our aim is to support stroke

survivors and their carers by a range of facilities from speech therapy, rehabilitation exercise, group discussion etc. For info: Louie 966 718 964 or 965 071 920, e-mail: strokesupportgroup@ hotmail.com Donations and further voluntary helpers are needed and guest speakers with relevant knowledge or experience are very welcome.

(95473)

THE ROYAL BRITISH LEGION Gran Alacant & La Marina Branch meets 1st Monday of every month (except July and August) at Bar Sioux , Avda Escandinavia GA at 7pm for 7.30pm prompt.

For further info contact Brian, Branch Secretary on 639 917 971 / email secretarybr3606@ gmail.com (95474) CAMPELLO CONTRA CANCER in conjunction with AECC Association Español Contra Cancer has opened a charity shop at C/Virgen de los Desamparados No 13 (next door to Mas y mas) El Campello. The shop is open Mon-Fri 10 - 2pm and is run by unpaid volunteers and all monies raised goes to the AECC. We urgently need donations of clothes, books, large and small furniture etc, and we will arrange collection of large items. We need volunteers to help out in the shop and also clothes rails, shelves etc. for display.

Please support your local Cancer charity and if you wish to obtain literature or simply talk to someone. Please stop by at the shop. Contact Mina or Trisha. Tel 650 071 278 or 610 921 413 e-mail aecc_campello@ hotmail.com (95475) INTERNATIONAL CHRISTIAN ASSEMBLY Calle Urbano Arregui 23, Torrevieja Evangelical non-denominational Sunday services 11am Children’s church 11am House groups in Torrevieja, Los Balcones, San Javier Ladies meeting Thursdays 11am. Pastor, Rafael Restrepo All nationalities welcome 966 799 273 / 660 127 276. (95476)

ROYAL MARINES ASSOCIATION (Costa Blanca). The aim of the Association is to bring together not just ex Royal Marines, but ex Service personnel with an affinity to the Royal Marines.

We meet on the last Tuesday of the month at Casa Ventura, San Luis Urbanisation, at 6.30pm.

For further details Hon Sec 965 724 652 FREEMASONRY Are you aware that Freemasonry is thriving on the Costa Blanca? There are various lodges meeting up throughout the Valencia region. If you already are a Mason or simply wish to know more about Freemasonry in Spain please contact Harry Palmer Membership Committee Tel: 966 712 326 or email: palmers.quesada@yahoo.co.uk (95477) ROYAL AIR FORCES Association Branch #1359 Costa Blanca The Branch meets on the third Tuesday of the month at the El Paraiso Restaurant located close to the Carrefour Supermarket in Torrevieja.

The meeting starts at 1430 hrs. You do not have to be an ex-member of the RAF to join this friendly Association which supports the welfare of the RAF family and provides a social hub for ex RAF members and their friends. For further information about the Association and its activities please contact the Chairman on 692 508 916 or the Welfare Officer on 615 048 892 or visit our website: www. rafacb.com.

MEETS at Hamilton´s Bake House, 62 Calle Vicente, Blasco Ibañez, Benijofar 03178. We hold a Sunday Service at 11.30 a.m., a Tuesday Evening of Mediumship at 7 p.m. Also, every alternate Thursday from 23rd February, there is an Development/Awareness Circle where you can develop your skills commencing at 6.30 p.m. Spiritual healing is available every Sunday and Tuesday after the service.

The Divine Service with Mediumship on 19th February will be taken by Ray Bailey.

10th - 16th march 2017 Len Cox will take the Evening of Mediumship on Tuesday, 14th February. The Divine Service with Mediumship, on Sunday, 26th February will be taken by Anna Marie.

Contact Wendy on 965323028. www.spiritualistcentrebenijofar.com New email is phoenixchurch23@gmail.com or info@spiritualistcentrebenijofar.com Identificacion Fiscal G54713789.

CHIMNEY SWEEP

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MR FIXIT. For all your electrical, plumbing, general & appliance & boiler repairs. No call out charge. 698 320 434 (245706) INSURANCE & iNVESTMENTS

SOS <http://www. sosinsuranceinspain.com> Insurance in Spain. Best prices available. CALL US FIRST for all your insurance needs, including best deals on Funeral plans.

Buildings and contents cover from just 82 euros per year and cars from 120 euros. Tel 966 787 123 / 622 275 561 / 686 116 297 / email info@ sosinsuranceinspain.com (250254) INTERNET

GET YOUR business noticed online! Make sure that expats in Spain can find your product, service, restaurant, bar or shop. Contact Spain’s newest and brightest online directory TODAY. Call 952 561 245 or email mark.w@euroweeklynews.com for more details.

METALWORK

MOBILE Metal Work Any welding or plasma cutting work carried out. For a free quote call 639 487 503 (250579) www.eriksmetalwork.com.

ALL METAL WORK UNDERTAKEN. Costa Calida. stan@ eriksmetalwork.com. 636 050 008. (248027) MOBILITY

MOBILITY equipment wanted. Cash paid. Scooters, wheelchairs etc etc Phone Will´s 602 547 878 (250705) MOTORING

WE ARE currently the market leader in our country in the sale of direct car, motorbike, home and company fleet insurance.

Since we started out in 1995, our philosophy has always been to offer an excellent service with the best prices in the market. For the most competitive quotes in English,

call Linea Directa on 902 123 309. (200726) WANTED

WANTED Cars, vans, caravans, 4 X 4’s British Spanish 600 781 873 ibuyanycar@hotmail.com (249193) MUSIC TUITION

PIANO, Keyboard, Organ, Qualified Teacher. Please call 606 984 535 (240072) PERGOLA COVERS

TAILOR made, durable canvas, sails, umbrella, spa and BBQ covers. Mazarron based, and at Procomobel Market, Guardamar Saturday mornings. 667 879 399 krugercanopies@yahoo. co.uk (247317) PET CHARITIES

EASYHORSE CARE RESCUE CENTRE. We aim to rescue HORSES. If you would like to DONATE please call 965 967 033 or sales@easyhorsecare.net www.easyhorsecare.net or call Sue 652 021 980 (95706) SPAMA GANDIA SHELTER. Dog and cat rescue registered charity, La Safor area. 500 animals awaiting re-homing.

Shelter open 7 days a week 12noon - 2.00pm & 3.30pm - 7.00pm. (Spanish speaking staff) or phone Gail 962 896 118. Visit our website for directions. www.spama.org and view our new blog at www.spama-safor.blog.com.es PLEASE HELP US TO HELP THEM (95707)

P.E.P.A. VOLUNTEERS & FOSTER HOMES URGENTLY NEEDED. By fostering an abandoned dog, or spending a few hours each week on our telephone helpline, you could help save the lives of many animals.

Please call: 650 304 746. For more information browse our website: www.pepaspain.com EURO WEEKLY NEWS CLASSIFAX AGENT (95708) GATAMI ORGANISATION, to help kittens and cats, looking for good homes, also spaying wild cats in the community.

Kittens require adoption, fully vaccinated, de-wormed, defleed. We also need volunteers to help Car boot sale in Polop on Sundays Tel Anna: 966 806 976 / 654 729 977 (95709) PET TRANSPORT

PET TRAVEL UK Family pet transporters Spain/UK. Travel with your pets for free. All air conditioned vehicles (no vans) www.pettraveluk.co.uk.

Removals also arranged in other vehicles. Tel UK 0800 612 4922 or Spain 960130537 (250330) PLUMBING

MR FIXIT. For all your electrical, plumbing, general & appliance & boiler repairs. No call out charge. 698 320 434 (245706) POOLS

POOL MAINTENANCE Repairs, Spares and Leak Testing. Call 965 725 565 / 676 945 360 www.pooltechspain.com (248286) Pool Maintenance, Repairs, spares and leak testing. Call 965725565 / 676945360 www. pooltechspain.com

PROPERTY FOR SALE

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340,000€. Contact 688 486 752 private sale (250716) REMOVALS AND STORAGE

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QUALIFIED SEAMSTRESS 40 years experience, turn-ups to tailoring patterns taken from your favourite cloths, reasonable prices. Torrevieja, Sandra: 966 799 188 / 680 486 336 (248315) SITUATIONS VACANT

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No Selling. Local Training & Support. For more information go to www.the-vista-group. com (250266) FIELD SALES positions available.

Must have own transport, English and Spanish preferred, but not essential, must have local knowledge of the area and be smart and presentable.

Applications by email with full CV should be sent to recruitment@euroweeklynews. com.

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SWIMMING POOLS

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motoring The new 2017 Range Rover Velar announced The Velar is Land Rovers newset addition to it’s lineup and is pitched against the Porche Macan and the BMW X6 Showing at the Geneva Motor Show and due to be in showrooms for early summer, the newly styled body is set to be it’s new coupe model. Said to be every bit as spacious as the Macan and the Jaguar F-Pace this could prove to be a very popular model.

Priced at around 44.000£ filling a market gap for mid to top end SUVS. The new interior boasts a triple screen dashboard setup and can also have the 12.3 inch TFT virtual cockpit module that tilts and activates on engine startup. plenty of engine variations, all hooked up to an eight speed automatic transmission and four wheel drive.

The Velar will be built at Jaguar Land Rover’s plant in Solihull, where it will go down the same production line as the Range Rover Sport and F-Pace.

Land Rover is taking orders now, and the first UK customers should get their cars from July.

2015 CITROEN C4 CACTUS BlueHDI 100 Feel Edition, Yelow color, Km 19.900 2016 CITROEN C4 CACTUS BlueHDI 100 Feel, White color, Km 3000 2014 CITROEN C3 VTi 82cv Tonic Km:50000 Blue color 2013 CITROEN C3 VTI 68 Tonic, White color, Km 27500 2013 CITROEN C3 14HDi LX, White color, Km 47500 2005 CITROEN C3 1.1 I Furio, Blue color, km 85700 2013 CITROEN C1 1.0i Atraction, 4 seats, Beig color, Km 13000 2010 CITROEN C3 PICASSO 16HDI SX Km163.000 (P) 2014 CITROEN C4 PICASSO 16HDI 115CMP Automatic Intensive, Silver color, Km 55.000 2001 CITROEN XSARA Picasso 1.6 i ,Blue Color , Km 153739 2005 CITROEN XSARA Picasso 20HDI SX Top, Grey color, 2003 CITROEN C5 20HDI 110 CAS SX Automatic, silver color, Km166.000 (P) 2013 FORD FIESTA 1.2i 82 Trend, Black color, Km 52300 2010 VOLKSWAGEN GOLF 16DCi Automatic Wagon, Silver color, Km 99600 2012 CHEVROLET AVEO 1.2, White color , km : 45000 2015 FIAT 500 1.2 Automatic, Red color, Km :26000 2004 CITROEN XSARA 2.0 HDi Blue color , Km: 158500 (P) 2007 HUNDAY Matrix 1.6i X, color grey color, Km 115.000 (P) 2010 PEUGEOT 207 1.6 Diesel Red color , Km : 102260 (P) 2003 PEUGEOT 307 20HDI XS, Grey color, KM 281.000 2000 FIAT DUCADO 20TD, 9 Plazas, Km198.000 (P)

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One of the largest and best known motoring shows in the world runs this week with it’s usual stunning repertoire of fabulous must have cars!

For any car enthusiast, the Geneva Motor Show is the place to be! All the new models and concept cars are on display and there is no shortage of “Drool Factor”.

If only us humble worker bees could afford what’s on offer. Ah well, there’s always the chance of winning that lottery prize!

SPECS>>

Ferrari 812 Superfast.

Top speed 211 mph

New 6.5-litre V-12 789 BHP

SPECS>>

0-60 2.9 seconds

Honda Civic R

6 Speed transmission

2.0 Litre Turbo V-Tech 305 horsepower 0-60 5 seconds Top speed 167mph

Just google

Geneva Motor Show 2017

to get tons of websites packed with reviews and stories about all the latest Supercars, Concept Cars and new releases due this year. If like me you you can’t afford 100,000€ + supercars there is no harm in looking and dreaming!

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sport

Gustavo Rodríguez and Mavi García win the Orihuela Duathlon Last Sunday in Orihuela, the “Vientos del Pueblo”, a medium distance duathlon took place. It was the second Spanish championship event of the Spanish Triathlon Federation of 2017, and it was the fourth time event was organized in Orihuela.

The contest consisted of a 15 kilometre run, followed by 65 kilometers on a bicycle, and ending with another 8 kilometres run to the finish. The contestant set out at 9am on a beautiful spring Sunday morning.

The race that takes endurance and perseverance was won by Gustavo Rodriguez who completed the route with a time of 2:59:32, and impressive five minutes before the runner-ups Víctor del Corral and Rubén Peñuela.

The women’s competition was dominated by Mavi Garcia from start to finish. After leading the first and second stage by a wide margin, she was able to maintain a steady pace to the finish. Only 18 men reached the finishing line ahead of her.

With Sunday’s victories Gustavo and

Mavi repeated last year’s triumph.

They led a competition that was overall a great success, with 550 participants competing in the men’s, women’s, para-athletes and senior categories.

The top 5 of Orihuela Duathlon: Men: 1. Gustavo Rodríguez 2:59:32 2. Víctor del Corral 3:04:44 3. Rubén Peñuela 3:04:44 4. Ibai Alba 3:06:00 5. José Torres 3:07:06 Women: 1. Mavi García 3:20:21 2. Yéssica Pérez 3:36:03 3. Ana Revilla 3:38:20 4. Mª Remedios Carrasco 3:40:31 5. Sonia López 3:41:05

Gustavo Rodríguez and Mavi García both run and cycled to a comfortable win in Orihuela Duathlon on Sunday.

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