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ON THE COVER 9 Local News 16 Halloween Events 19 Sleep Glorious Sleep 35 Wish List 53 Competition Win a ticket to Colchester Zoo
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TRAVEL 38 St. Vincent & The Grenadines FOOD & DRINK 43 Spiced Pumpkin Bundt Cake Recipe FUN & GAMES 52 Puzzle Corner 54 Entering Fatherhood Without a Map
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Welcome to our Halloween issue! Autumn is here and before we know it we will be sat round the table eating a turkey on Christmas Day. This month we bring you some spooky event s to entertain all the family during the half term break and Amy-Beth Ellice is sharing her recipe for a delicious Spiced Pumpkin Bundt Cake to try at home. Meanwhile Abbotts Travel whisk us off to the Caribbean with their feature on St. Vincent and The Grenadines, definitely one for the bucket list. We also have our usual mix of regular features, including a jam-packed events page, health and fitness articles from local experts and our news updates. See you next month.
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Stall holders are invited to take part in the Christmas Fayre being organised by Waltham Abbey Town Council. Organisers are appealing for people to run stalls selling Christmas gifts, including foodstuffs such as cheese and pickles. The Fayre, complete with a Santa’s Grotto and two live Reindeer, is being held in Sun Street, Waltham Abbey - the main shopping street on Saturday, November 26th (10am until 3pm). For more information, ring Waltham Abbey Town Council on 01992 714949 or e-mail townclerk@ walthamabbeytc.gov.uk
STUDENTS MARK INTERNATIONAL DAY OF PEACE
Students at West Hatch High School were reminded of the need for all nations to join together in the cause of world peace by taking part in the International Day of Peace initially established in 1981 by the United Nations General Assembly. Organised by School Counsellor Sarah O’Donnell, all students viewed a Powerpoint presentation and took part in assemblies where key issues relating to the need for world peace were introduced - such as the suffering caused by war and conflict alongside the need for growing awareness and the generation of hope. Ms O’Donnell said: “Peace every day is the goal but focussing on a particular day is helpful for us all: peacefulness is important in our own lives, in our families, at work, in school and in our wider social lives.” On the day a ‘Tree of Peace’ adorned the school’s entrance hall, on which students tied messages related to the
desire for peace around the world. Some of the messages were prayers and sayings from different cultures and religions; others were statements of empathy for children like themselves distressed by the present Syrian conflict. Year 9 student Arjun Kuhaendran, a West Hatch High School Charity Ambassador, helped to organise the event and was instrumental in the cookie sale that took place at break time. He and his team - which included Nathan Grannel, Tilly Mae Kent, Charlotte Kent, Jaques Van Praagh, Kirsten Sewell-Humphreys and Charlotte Stevens - also sold tickets for the lunchtime Dance of Peace, a workshop led by Year 11 Dance students where anyone who paid 50p could join in the fun. The day raised £143.97 to be donated to the charity War Child.
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The four-star Waltham Abbey Marriott Hotel has welcomed a new executive head chef to build on the property’s enviable reputation for excellent cuisine. James Campbell has built an impressive CV during the last 19 years, having worked in a variety of Marriott hotels and other venues across London, as well using his skills in the Army. James, born in Zimbabwe, has a passion for all types of cuisine and will be using his skill set to bring a new style of fare to the hotel’s restaurant, introducing a contemporary twist to the menus and using more local produce. Talking about his new role, James Rotary Club of Epping president Barbara Scruton with Nico Kooij, from the Literacy for All project, and St Clare Hospice community fundraiser Dani De’ath said: “I have always admired the Waltham Abbey Marriott Hotel ROTARY CLUB RAISES MONEY FOR CHARITIES and it’s the perfect place for me A cheque for £11,500 - the project which is supporting children to showcase my skills and use my industry knowledge to deliver proceeds of its annual golf day in South Africa. The project the best possible banqueting and - has been presented by the focuses on children aged five dining experience for our guests. Rotary Club of Epping to St Clare to eight and provides them with Hospice. specially illustrated colourful books Marriott is one of the best names in the industry and I’m very excited to The club, in the 12-year history to aid their reading.The project is be part of the team.” of the event, has now raised currently working with 17 primary Russell Prior, General Manager at £140,000 for the Hastingwoodschools and five pre-primary based hospice. schools in South Africa. The cheque Waltham Abbey Marriott Hotel, said: “We’re delighted to Some 112 golfers took part in was presented to ‘Literacy for All’ be welcoming James May’s event which culminated committee member Nico Kooij. as our new executive in a dinner for 127 people at A raffle held at the dinner raised head chef, he will Saffron Walden Golf Club.The £215 for Mrs Scruton’s chosen undoubtedly make a main sponsor for this event was charities, the national charity valuable addition to Stevenette and Company. bibic and the Heart of Epping the team, bringing The cheque was presented by appeal which is raising money for with him a wealth Rotary Club of Epping president a community centre adjoining St of experience that Barbara Scruton to St Clare John’s Church. will prove extremely Hospice community fundraiser For more information about important in driving Dani De’ath at a Rotary dinner at the Rotary Club of Epping, and Head Chef, details of membership, ring Peter our food and Theydon Bois Golf Club. beverage offering.” James Campbell Stevenette on 020 365 6578 or A cheque for £500 was also email email@example.com presented to the ‘Literacy for All’
ONGAR TOWN COUNCIL LITTER POSTER COMPETITION WINNER ANNOUNCED
A poster highlighting recycling and the penalties for dropping litter has won an Ongar Town Council competition. The eye-catching design by Brentwood County High School student Callum Curtis caught the eye of judges after the council ran the competition to try and target litter in the town. The council holds two litter picking events a year but councillors have been increasingly Winning poster by Callum Curtis concerned at the amount of rubbish
being collected. The council decided to run the poster competition to try to encourage people to dispose of their litter properly. Council chairman councillor Jim Browning said: “The council was very impressed with the quality of the entries. Callum’s poster is lively and colourful and will hopefully catch people’s attention and make them think twice about how they dispose of their rubbish. We want to show the community that dropping rubbish is not acceptable. If everyone put their rubbish in a bin then think what a difference this would make to the local environment.”
LOCAL NEWS STACEY IS SET TO SHARE HER SLIMMING SECRETS
A slimmer who transformed her life by losing 5 stone is using her success to shape a whole new career helping other people change their lives and achieve their weight loss dreams too. Stacey Moran joined her local Slimming World group in Epping 18 months ago, now she has trained as a Consultant for Slimming World, the UK’s largest group-based weight loss organisation, at their national training academy in Derbyshire. Members at the group are getting ready to welcome Stacey as their new Consultant when she takes over the group on 20th October. She says: “Obesity is becoming such a huge issue across the UK. When I first joined Slimming World as a member, I never dreamed that I would end up helping other people to lose weight but now I just can’t wait to get started. After losing 5st and completing my training, it’s a privilege for me to be able to pass on the experience, insight and understanding that helped me, so that I can give my members the support they need to get to target.
“Like a lot of slimmers, I had tried to lose weight so many times before by following numerous diets but they were never sustainable because I’d always get tired of restricting what I ate. I thought I was destined to struggle with my weight for the rest of my life, but when I came to Slimming World it was different. I never felt like I was on a diet. The eating plan encourages you to eat lots of tasty, filling foods like pasta, rice, potatoes and lean meat and
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Year 11 students at King Harold contact for some of the students in ensure students are conducting Academy have become exemplary younger years. themselves appropriately and role models for younger pupils. The Pupil Leadership Team will providing support for the new Year Thirty-five year 11 students have provide support, guidance and 7 students. been appointed to the Pupil motivation to other students at form The Pupil Leadership Team have Leadership Team of which 18 times, academic review days and at many ideas about the contribution are Prefects and 13 have been break and lunch times. All prefects they would like to make to their school appointed as Senior Prefects. have already undertaken duties and have initiated meetings with The team is led by Head Boy at break and lunch-time duties to the Head of School Kim Thackray. Adam Freeman and Head Girl Lisa Nakimuli supported the Deputy Head Boy Tom Wilkinson and Deputy Head Girl Morgan Healy. All students on the Pupil Leadership Team had to apply and undertake a comprehensive interview process by providing examples and details of how and why they felt they were suitable candidates and what positive contributions they could make to the school. The role of the Pupil Leadership Team is to lead by example. Members are not Head of School Kim Thackray with some of the new only positive role models for the Pupil Leadership Team at King Harold Academy school but also the first point of
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SPOOKY FUN AT THE ROYAL GUNPOWDER MILLS
Get spooky this Halloween at the Royal Gunpowder Mills as Dr Gore moves in for Half Term Horrors! Daily in need of brave volunteers, Dr Gore stirs up gruesome experiments with his Lab Rats, hoping to create and expand an evil empire! Science or Wizardry? Well, you decide. Halloween is a fun way to get children thinking and learning. Join in throughout the day for family fun activities, gruesomely slimy goingson, nightmare ventures and helping the Doctor create colourful potions for secret purpose. Experience what it’s like to be a wizard or witch, and with new skills under your belt join in the Spooky Spinks and make your hats and broomsticks! Other nightmarish activities include mysterious matters in the Darkened Museum, and if you try Spooky Night Vision, will you end up receiving a trick or treat? There are spooky surprises across the site, and where better to get the shivers then in a place that has 350 years of secret stories! An all-weather venue, children of all ages can enjoy a full day at the Royal Gunpowder Mills. On top
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HAVE A SCREAM OF A TIME AT COLCHESTER ZOO
The darkness of ‘Shriek Week’ is set to return to Colchester Zoo this October half term... are you brave enough?! Visit Colchester Zoo during their Shriek Week events and enjoy spooktacular events suitable for all ages! Listen to tales from the crypt, take a tour of the ‘Panic Rooms’, visit ‘The Woods’ and check out the Halloween Festival at All Saints Church! Plus
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little ones will also be able to enjoy the spooky fun with daily magic shows and the chance to mix up their own positions and spells with the good witches in the ice cream parlour! With so many events and activities this is a week not to be missed! For those of you brave enough to stay after dark Colchester Zoo’s Fright Nights are also returning to offer hair-raising screams on selected nights during Shriek Week as the zoo remains open after dark until 9.30pm! Shriek Week runs from 22nd-31st October with Fright Nights taking place on the 22nd, 25th, 27th, 29th and 31st October 2016 with even spookier events taking place throughout the zoo! Book your tickets for this event online and enjoy a frightfully good deal on E-tickets! www.colchesterzoo.org
of which are still thought to occupy the Mansion today... Visitors to Valentines Mansion are in for lots of treats this Halloween! They’ve got a spooktacular week with children’s half term activities, a special fair celebrating the spiritual world, plus a chance for visitors to explore the Mansion by night... if they dare! During half term week, children are invited to take part in spooky arts and crafts with the chance to make spooky spiders, webs and masks, a fun session for kids aged 4 years and over that will get them in the mood for Halloween. Then a chance for the little ones to get all dressed-up and visit the Mansion for spooky-storytelling in the house and gardens. Kids will enjoy a fascinating series of stories written and performed by the superbly talented story-teller John Kirk. (Monday 24th - Wednesday 26th October, SPINE-CHILLINGLY events must be pre-booked on the SCARY HALLOWEEN AT Valentines Mansion web site). Then something strictly for adults... VALENTINES MANSION join the Paranormal Intelligence Gathering Service for a ghost hunt around the Mansion. Starting after dark, you’ll explore the 320 year old Mansion through the night, using traditional and modern equipment whilst taking part in experiments and vigils. Have you got what it takes? (Friday 28th October, 8.30pm-2.30am, £44 per person). On Sunday 30th October, Valentines Mansion offers you the opportunity to explore the realms of the unknown with a special Mind, Body & Spirit Fair; what better way to start your Dating back to 1696, Valentines Halloween! There will be a number of Mansion is a Grade II listed building set stalls offering alternative healing, a in the north of Valentines Park in Ilford, variety of psychic readings as well as Essex. Originally built as the residence an opportunity for some retail therapy. of the widow of Archbishop of (10am-3pm, Free entry. For stall Canterbury, John Tillotson, the Mansion enquiries, contact 020 8 708 8100). has had a succession of owners, some www.valentinesmansion.com
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Is your life blighted by back pain? Are you seized by the agony of sciatica? Stuck on the merry-go-round of painkillers and GP visits? Spinal expert, Neil Velleman answers some commonly asked questions.
WHAT IS CHRONIC BACK PAIN?
‘Chronic’ means pain which has persisted for more than 12 weeks. Some sufferers may have had pain for several months or even years. Long-term back pain can have various causes but for many sufferers, it is due to a disc condition.
WHAT IS A HERNIATED OR ‘SLIPPED’ DISC?
Discs are the protective pads of connective tissue dividing the bones of the spine - the ‘shock absorbers’ which protect the spine. Being on our feet all day, sitting at workstations or lifting heavy objects, can weaken the spine, eventually causing a disc to bulge or even rupture. When damage like this occurs we might say the disc has ’slipped’, herniated or prolapsed.
HOW DO I KNOW IF I’VE ‘SLIPPED’ A DISC?
Typically, you will suffer with episodes of pain which will become more frequent over time. You may experience additional symptoms such as nerve pain in the arms or legs (sciatica), neck pain or headaches.
WHAT IS SCIATICA?
When the sciatic nerve is compressed or irritated by a protruding disc, it can result in a grinding or shooting pain travelling from the buttock down the length of the leg. Sometimes the pain is accompanied by tingling, numbness or weakness in the legs and feet.
HOW DO I GET HELP?
You should talk to a back pain specialist with experience in disc-related problems. Chronic back pain and sciatica usually require a combination of antiinflammatory medicine and physical therapy - including the non-invasive, targeted disc treatment, IDD Therapy.
HOW CAN IDD THERAPY HELP?
IDD Therapy relieves back pain and sciatica without the need for surgery.
IDD Therapy uses safe and gentle pulling forces to draw apart specific spinal segments where discs are damaged, removing pressure and irritation from any trapped nerves. Patients receive a structured programme of regular IDD Therapy sessions, progressively relieving pain and improving mobility.
ABOUT THE EXPERT
As well as working with patients in the Woodford community, Neil Velleman lectures to medical students, GPs and colleagues. He specialises in spinal disc conditions and associated nerve pain. His practice is an approved IDD Neil Velleman Therapy Disc Clinic.
MARGARET’S IDD THERAPY EXPERIENCE
Retired nurse Margaret Vernalls suffered for 4 years with back pain and sciatica: “As a result of two disc bulges, I suffered a grinding sciatic pain in my leg when I’d been walking or sitting for too long. I couldn’t do my normal daily activities simple things like dressing myself and standing at the sink to wash the dishes. After IDD Therapy I’m virtually pain-free and enjoying walking with my friends again. I’ve finally got my life back.” Call Atkins Physiotherapy Consultants on 020 8504 0478 or go to: www.AtkinsPhysio.com. Located at: 154 High Road, Woodford Green IG8 9EF
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This season Multiyork have introduced six beautiful new Autumn/Winter looks, perfect for adding warmth to your living rooms during the colder months. From elegant neutral palettes to bold-hued schemes that demand attention, each look has been crafted by the brand’s expert team to reinvigorate your home for the season ahead.
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Undeniably graceful with a sumptuously structured aesthetic, Neutral State offers a wonderfully adaptable and liveable look that will take you through the seasons. Fusing together a calming balance of simple plains and subtle patterns in gentle textures, definition has been created through the use of oversized accent patterns, a chunky throw and metallic accessories. Monochrome prints and gold accents stop this look from appearing plain by injecting a touch of glitz and glamour.
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Exuding a soft feminine look, Multiyork’s Dexter marries simply structured arms with a sumptuously soft back and seat. Upholstered in delicately patterned fabric in muted grey hues and paired with soft pink accents, this latest look encapsulates grown-up glamour. Style with pearlescent velvet scatter cushions, tactile linen throws and treasured finds.
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Simple and liveable, corner groups are a contemporary classic that are particularly perfect for family rooms. Warm textured weaves in a soft grey palette lend this look a homely, yet stylish feel that will stand the test of time. Adorned with snuggly throws and cushions in chic geometric patterns this laid-back look is muted modern style at its finest.
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A distinctive and decadent seating design infused with a pleasing contrast of elegant, masculine accents that will bring a dash of luxury to any living scheme. Featuring subtle sweeping lines and rounded edges, Multiyork’s Osborne sofa is shown upholstered in a dark, striking weave, providing a new take on deco-inspired style. Dress with plump scatter cushions in geometric and tweed patterns for a statement yet sophisticated look that’s set to impact and inspire.
Bold and beautiful in equal measure, this decadent look is infused with the spirit of bohemia. Taking inspiration from the proud peacock, rich emerald tones are combined with iridescent velvets and regal plaids to create a bold look that lends itself perfectly to formal spaces. Shown here on Multiyork’s York sofa - a contemporary interpretation of a classic Knole sofa - this stunning piece suits this trend down to the ground. With sumptuous cushioning and beautiful tassel detailing, it’s a statement sofa fit for a king or queen.
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combination of 32 islands (only nine of which are inhabited) St. Vincent and the Grenadines is the Caribbean you’ve been looking for. The largest and northernmost island is St. Vincent, a forestcovered interior dominated by an active volcano. It has outstanding natural beauty and very welcoming people. St. Vincent has the full range of accommodation options from budget guest houses offering simple bed and breakfast, to luxury high-end resorts catering to your every need.
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To its south lie the Grenadines including Bequia, Mustique, Canouan, Union Island and the amazing Petit St Vincent with its renowned outdoor callisthenic fitness trail. They gained independence from Great Britain in 1979, but the islands’ history dates much further back, including long struggles against colonialism. Their natural beauty still staggers, from St.
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Vincent’s lush tropical rainforest full of eco-adventures, to the idyllic beaches, coral reefs and turquoise lagoons of The Grenadines, a paradise for yachting, scuba diving, enjoying nature and relaxing in luxurious hideaways. The tropical climate peaks June and September (averaging 30°C / 86°F) but the most popular months to visit are between December and May when the climate is more comfortable and dry. Abbotts Travel have teamed up with Essential Detail and Caribtours to focus on two wonderful holiday retreats on two of the lesser-known islands: Bequia and Mustique.
A quick ferry ride from St Vincent brings you to Bequia (pronounced ‘bek-way’). This is a relaxed and friendly Caribbean island with an international flair, tailormade for sailing enthusiasts, beach lovers and honeymooners. Enjoy white sand beaches, sheltered bays, turquoise seas and a selection of lovely hotels, well appointed villas and apartments, and excellent restaurants and bars. Industry was based around boat building, which continues to this day.
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Local artisans build everything from simple sailing vessels made from coconut husks to ornate, extremely intricate and factually accurate replicas that may take up to a year to complete. Simpler model sailing boats are also built for racing during the annual Easter Regatta when competition between rivals can be fierce, but all in great fun. Escape to Bequia, drop anchor and unwind!
THE GRENADINES WHERE TO STAY: The Bequia Beach Hotel
Lose yourself in Caribbean splendour at this retro-chic, beach hotel on a sought-after hideaway island. Nestled within the stunning Friendship Bay beach with views across the water, this is the perfect spot from which to indulge in quiet relaxation, experience unspoilt Bequian life and activities and sample some delicious Caribbean-European fusion cuisine in unrivalled surroundings. The hotel was built from scratch by entrepreneur Bengt Mortstedt, with ideas gleaned from his extensive worldwide travels. Accommodation ranges from classic pool rooms to split-level suites on the beachfront, a penthouse suite and even an estate villa (housing up to 8 people) with a private chef on request. Since its opening in 2011 the hotel has developed a following
famous on a Caribbean island that blends elegance and luxury with natural white sands, palm trees and turquoise seas. Scuba diving and snorkelling are popular past-times on Mustique with dive sites around All-Awash, Pillories, Dry Rock South and Coral Glen. For a fascinating peek into secluded Bequia Beach bays, coves and gardens of the Hotel room famous, take to the water. On a tour of our island by boat (or by of repeat guests who love the modern colonial style that combines taxi), you will see some of the elegance, charm and flair. They also resplendent private homes owned by the rich and famous. love the location, on Bequiaâ€™s best To enjoy the island at your own stretch of beach with views across to Mustique in the distance. It is the perfect spot from which to indulge in quiet relaxation, experience Bequian life and activities, plus a chance to sample delicious local cuisine.
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“A favourite place for the Royal family and an army of celebrit ies, Mustique lets you rub shoulders with the rich and famous.” pace, and in wonderful peace and solitude, put your walking shoes on. In addition to walking paved roads, there are a number of hiking trails around the island that take in hilly woodland as well as some of the beautiful beaches and bays.
WHERE TO STAY: Cotton House
Iced water and a chilled towel will be your first gift after touching down; the beauty and luxury of a Mustique landmark is the second. Cotton House is an 18th
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H 2 tsp. ground cinnamon H 1½ tsp. ground cloves H 1 tsp. ground mixed spice H 1 tsp. ground nutmeg H ¼ tsp. salt H 410g (14¼oz) granulated sugar H 250ml (8fl.oz) vegetable oil H 4 eggs H 1 x 425g (15oz) tin pumpkin purée
SPICED PUMPKIN BUNDT CAKE
For the cream cheese frosting: H 75g (3oz) butter H 225g (8oz) cream cheese H 175g (6oz) icing sugar, sifted H 3-4 tbsp. milk, plus more if needed
INGREDIENTS (makes 12)
For the cake: H 475g (1lb 1oz) plain flour H 2 tsp. baking powder H 1 tsp. bicarbonate of soda
To decorate: H Small flowers and autumn berries
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METHOD 1. Preheat the oven to 180°C/fan 160°C/350°F/gas mark 4 and lightly grease a bundt or ring cake tin with butter or a flavourless oil spray. 2. Sift the flour, baking powder, bicarbonate of soda, cinnamon, cloves, mixed spice, nutmeg and salt into a large bowl and mix together. 3. Beat the sugar and vegetable oil in the bowl of a free standing electric mixer fitted with a paddle attachment (or you can use a handheld electric whisk and mixing bowl) on a medium speed for 1-2 minutes or until the sugar is incorporated. Scrape down the sides of the bowl and paddle with a spatula. Add the eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition. Reduce the speed and add the pumpkin and beat until combined. 4. On a low speed, add the flour mixture in two additions and beat on a higher speed for 1–2 minutes until fully incorporated. 5. Pour the mixture into the prepared tin and bake for 1 hour until a skewer inserted into the cake comes out clean. Leave for 5 minutes before turning out of the tin onto a wire rack and leave to cool completely. 6. For the cream cheese frosting, beat the butter in the bowl of a freestanding electric mixer (or you can use a handheld electric whisk and mixing bowl) until soft and creamy, then beat in the cream cheese, icing sugar and milk until you reach a pouring consistency. 7. When the cake has cooled completely, place on a cake stand. Put the icing in a jug and pour over the top of the cake, allowing it to drip down the sides. 8. Decorate with fresh autumn flowers and berries. Amy’s Baking Year is available to buy online and in bookshops & supermarkets nationwide.
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WHEN: Thursday 6th October, 10.15am WHAT: The EnglishSpeaking Union - Epping Forest branch monthly meeting - Mark Lewis, a keen amateur folklorist and maritime historian will give a talk entitled ‘Beacons of Hope’ – the lighthouses which have protected shipping for many years. Admission £4, including tea/coffee. For more details ring 020 8505 9001 or 01992 812454. WHERE: The Murray Hall, Borders Lane, Loughton
WHEN: Saturday 8th October, 7pm WHAT: Tigers & Sharks! - An evening with local wildlife photographer, Bob Johnson ARPS. Admission: Adults £6 Children £3 to include refreshments - in aid of Church funds. Tickets from eventsstmaryschigwell@yahoo. co.uk, Katrina 07780 668541 or on the door. WHERE: St Mary’s Church, High Road, Chigwell, IG7 6QB WHEN: Saturday 8th October, 7.30am-9.30am WHAT: Mammal Morning with Epping Forest Countrycare followed by breakfast. Cost £6. For more details and to book, ring 01992 564224. WHERE: The Grange Farm Centre, Grange Farm Lane, Chigwell WHEN: Sunday 9th October, 11am-4pm WHAT: Apple Day -. Entry £8 per person. Access
to gardens and mansion (room stewards). Apple Day is a national annual celebration of apple orchards and local distinctiveness. Join in the fun, play traditional games, help with the juicing and have your own apples identified by an expert. There will be a display and apples for sale. There will also be entertainment, refreshments and bar, lunches, produce for sale and the Trust shop. WHERE: Copped Hall, Epping WHEN: Sunday 9th October, 10.30am WHAT: Autumn Walk for St Clare Hospice - With South Loughton Old Walkers Society. The walk will finish with a hot buffet meal. £10 per person payable on the day. Children and dogs free. For more details, ring 01279 773738 or email firstname.lastname@example.org. WHERE: Victoria Tavern, Smarts Lane, Loughton WHEN: Tuesday 11th October, 8pm WHAT: NE London RSPB Group Meeting - A talk by Euan Dunn entitled ‘The trials of being a puffin. Admission £3 for RSPB members (£3.50 for non-members). For more details ring David Littlejohns on 020 8989 4746 or email nelondonrspb@ yahoo.co.uk. WHERE: St Mary’s Church, 207 High Road, South Woodford
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WHEN: Thursday 20th October, 10.30am WHAT: Walk - Ancient Stories, Historic Views. Explore around High Beach for history and good views! Discover the Pillow Mounds, Rats Lane, High Beach Church and more with local experts. Free. No booking required. WHERE: Epping Forest Visitor Centre, High Beach WHEN: Saturday 22nd October, 10am WHAT: Walk - Discover Knighton Woods and Lords Bushes. Find out more about the history and wildlife in Lords Bushes and Knighton Woods. Free event, no booking required. WHERE: Buckhurst Hill Station WHEN: Sunday 23rd October, 2pm-5pm WHAT: Pumpkin Plod in aid of Haven House Children’s Hospice - A choice of a 2km or 5km walk through the forest. The warm up starts at 2pm with face painting, Baileys hot chocolate, Halloween sweets and other refreshments on sale. The walk begins at 3pm. Participants will receive a pumpkin-themed goody bag on arrival and a medal and pumpkin on completion of the walk. WHERE: Haven House Children’s Hospice, High Road, Woodford Green WHEN: Thursday 27th Saturday 29th October, 8pm WHAT: Show - Lock Up Your Daughters, by Henry Fielding. Licentious London, 1735: Hilaret, our naive heroine, determined to escape her over-protective father, sets forth to elope with her beloved Captain Constant. Justice Squeezum, a corrupt roguish judge, has a fine time keeping tabs on his distinctly lecherous wife, Mrs Squeezum. Add in Ramble, a virile gentleman in love with the ladies, his friend Sotmore, more in love with his wine, and many other colourful characters, plus plots galore, mistaken identity, intrigue and double-dealing. Tickets - £9.50, Box office - Mr and Mrs James - 01992 812250, www.theydondrama.org. WHERE: Theydon Bois Village Hall, Coppice Row, Theydon Bois, Essex CM16 7ER
WHEN: Friday 4th November, 8pm WHAT: Movie Night - A range of entertaining movies made by members of the Wanstead and Woodford Movie Makers. Well worth taking a look. Tickets £6 includes light refreshments. Further information: Tel: 07951 198713, Email: firstname.lastname@example.org WHERE: The Meeting Room, St. Paul’s Church, Chigwell Road, Woodford Bridge IG8 8BT WHEN: Saturday 5th November, 6pm WHAT: Bonfire and Firework Display - Barbeque and other refreshments available throughout the evening. Tickets: adults £6 (children £3; family ticket £15 for two adults and three children). Tickets available on the door or in advance from the Parish Office email email@example.com. uk or ring 020 8532 0060. There is a maximum capacity of 1,000 people. There is no parking on-site. WHERE: St John the Baptist Church, Church Lane, Loughton WHEN: Sunday 6th November WHAT: Abridge Firework Display and Bonfire Night - Grand fireworks display, kids Guy competition, funfair, food stalls and licensed bar. Free car parking. Gates open 4.30pm, Grand firework display 8pm. Admission: Adults £5, Children £3. Tickets can be purchased in advance by ringing 07958 535971 or on the night at the gate. Proceeds will be given to local charities and organisations. For more details visit www.abridgefireworks.co.uk. WHERE: Abridge Village Hall Field, Ongar Road, Abridge
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e moved house this month, up to the countryside and hoped George would not miss his old comforts too much, such as the house and his nursery. Thankfully it’s gone very well, although he does call his new nursery by his old ones name, much to their confusion.
“His monster chasing technique may need to be slightly refined.” We picked him up recently and asked how his day had been, “Me being a monster” he said. “Oh really, and what did you do?” I asked. “Me was chasing the girls” he replied. “Oh right, and did they like that?” “No, they did not”. So, his monster chasing technique may need to be slightly refined if he’s to start being friends with the girls, and perhaps he could also tweak his new love of ‘sharing’. It began innocently enough, I was eating some strawberries and he asked if he could have some, I replied saying I would “share some with you” and handed him a couple, after finishing them he proceeded to take more and tell me he “was sharing”. This has now been happening for a few days, where he decided to effectively steal my food, then protest his innocence that he was actually sharing. I can see a situation in 20 years where is defence to the judge is roughly along the lines of “but Your Honour,
the bank had lots of money in its vault, and I thought it needed sharing”. Hopefully it doesn’t quite come to that and he quickly learns the difference between sharing and theft! Jake on the other hand was no such worry with regards to the move, he’s blissfully happy in any surrounding, so long as there’s food. The main problem we have with him currently is that we now have a large conker tree in the garden, and he seems to assume these will taste superb. George has discovered that his joy of stamping is now useful when it comes to breaking the conkers from their casing, although he has also discovered that doing this in flimsy slippers enables the spikes to puncture the base of your feet. It rare to see a child tread on a conker then jump up so high you have to pluck them down from a tree, but I guess he won’t do that again. Conkers are mildly poisonous and this information isn’t sinking in with Jake, who just waddles over to piles of them and attempts to down them like muffins as we fling ourselves in the way to stop them entering his mouth. The real problem here is that he has got so fast these last few weeks and doesn’t like being held. It’s like trying to cuddle an eel when you pick him up, a crying, screaming eel. Yet when you put him down he starts smiling again and runs off towards whatever place seems to have the most danger, even if a scenario looks tranquil he seems to have developed a set of skills that can find danger. I put him on the rug in front of the TV, watching something innocent. I
go into the hall and come back with his beaker, to see him standing by the fireplace about to pull the guard off with his left hand, whilst holding a cocktail stick close to his face with his right hand. I have no idea where the stick came from, and the guard had been pushed back so far that an orang-utan would have struggled to reach it, but like I say, he’s developed these skills. We decided to paint George’s room when we moved in, as he loves green. So we headed out for some paint and picked what looked like quite a peaceful summer meadow style of green. Back home and on the walls it’s the most intensely powerful looking green you’ve ever had the misfortune to lay your eyes upon. If you can imagine how green the hulk would be if he ate nothing but spinach, kale and broccoli for a year, then rubbed himself in grass for a few weeks and finally covered himself in lime peel then you be coming potentially close to the vibrancy that George’s wall now possesses. We’ve left it so far as just the one
“He seems to have developed a set of skills that can find danger.”
wall (the brush melted from the intensity of the paint) and you only see it as you’re walking back out of the room. So we showed George his new room and he absolutely loved it, “It’s green” he said, “Me love green!” ...TO BE CONTINUED
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