Esperance Tide 14th December 2017

Thursday, 14th December 2017

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HAVE A RIPPER CHRISTMAS FROM TIDE HQ Leon’s Surf Report

Talkin’ bout your generation Page 4 Bush Banter

Australian native myth busters Page 8 The Bridge

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WHAT'S HAPPENING IN & AROUND TOWN In the wise words of Bill Nighy and sung with as much gusto as Mariah Carey, ‘Christmas is all around us’ and we couldn’t be more thrilled. It’s going to be more lit than that house across the road from Esperance Primary School, and with harvest already wrapping up quicker than Mrs Claus is wrapping gifts, we are in for a very merry holiday season indeed.

This weekend is looking like a good warmup, with an Open Mic fundraiser at the Cannery on Saturday afternoon worthy of your attention as well as blues and roots musician Adam Grok playing some ambient tunes at the Pier Hotel on Friday and Saturday night.

Thanks to extended trading hours, you can start working your way around our local shops to get all your Christmas shopping done in Esperance-style convenience. All our boutiques are fully stocked with goodies to have you ticking things off your shopping Woody Island Eco Tours will transport you to this unique wilderness island, where history, wildlife, scenery and aquatic adventure abound.

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list with the same level of sass that Santa has been checking his twice. There’s a local gift guide on page 10 for your perusal.

The following Sunday afternoon, also known as Christmas Eve, will be huge at Taylor St Quarters, before we all inevitably end up at the Pier to rock out to Axess Denied, get sucked into the Snake Pit vortex and then get spat out again just in time to eat, drink, swim and be merry come Christmas day.

On Boxing Day, head to Esperance Bay Turf Club for what is probably the biggest race day on the social calendar, before you dash off to Hopetoun for the beach party on December 27.

This edition also marks the first birthday for the little ol’ Esperance Tide, so there’s plenty to celebrate, reflect on and even more to look forward to next year! Stay tuned for our New Years Eve edition on December 28.

Merry Christmas, everybody. Wishing you a safe and special holiday season.

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Leon’s Surf Report

For all your stand up paddle, windsurfing and kitesurfing needs

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes.

(Turn and face the day) In 1964, on British TV, Cliff Michelmore from the Tonight show interviewed 17-yearold David Jones (Bowie) and his friends from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Long-Haired Men, who were asking for the acceptance of long hair.

Cliff somewhat sarcastically introduced the group by saying, “It’s all got to stop. The worms are turning. The rebellion of the long hairs is underway. They are tired of persecution.

They are tired of taunts. They are tired of losing their jobs. They are tired of being sent home from school. They are tired even of being refused the Dole.”

Surfing was once considered rebellious and antisocial. A drug culture for the lazy and a dead end in society. But it was a part of the younger generation of the time, and younger generations of the time are almost unwittingly a catalyst for change.

Unfortunately, such a defined time of surf escapism and rebellion has been idolised by some later generations, who have rejected their own and become the image police.

Many of the young surfers from those earlier days still surf, and they try to ride the wave of change in each subsequent generation.

As their ride peters out, they slowly get left behind. “Oh, look out you rock ‘n rollers,

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youth are just gullible to the mainstream, and rather victims of the changes taking place?

‘Time may change me, but you can’t trace time’.

In western society, is there really Teenage Wasteland or is it a response to the shackles of older opinion?

Each generation that comes is unstoppable, and all are faced with new problems created in previous generations—’Where’s your shame. You’ve left us up to our necks in it’— and then manifested into modern (current) thinking.

Older gens are entitled to their opinion, and they perhaps deserve respect, but thats all they should ask for!

So, young surfers, your time is nigh.

pretty soon now you’re gonna get older’.

Bust through, live, love, protest, rebel, make mistakes—you will anyway—and be yourselves. Previous gens have had their time in the sun and now sit safe in their ivory towers, glasshouses and asset images.

So, how do the older gens ride the wave of change? Is it to prevent youth from speaking out and speaking for themselves? To set rules to handcuff them to their way of thinking? Is it to criticise mannerisms and impose what they think is fashionable? Is it to say the

‘P-p-p-people try to put us down, talkin’ ‘bout my generation.’

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Evolution of the surfboard Written by Demi-Lee Barker Esperance Anglican Community School

Shredding the waves of time, roll in and view the Cannery Art Centre’s epic surfboard exhibition, Evolution of the Surfboard, curated by Western Australian Wayne Winchester.

Each board tells its own story.

Whether it’s the art or shape, or both, surfboards and skateboards have a diverse history of their own, which can be seen in this collection. Having collected boards for about 45 years, Wayne shaped his very first board when he was just 16 years old.

His own “Winchester” boards are on display, as well as a ‘Lightning Bolt’ shaped by world-famous surfer Gerry Lopez and a ‘Wintersun’ by Michael Peterson.

In total, the exhibition has about 60 boards on display.

This includes replica and real models ranging from the very first surfboards of the ancient Polynesian era, to modern day, performance-built boards. The exhibition also includes a recreated workshop from the 70s to showcase how Wayne created and shaped his own boards. Local artist Geoff ‘Speed’ Smith has his wicked airbrush designs displayed on some surfboards, too.

Not only is this a must-see for surfers and surf enthusiasts alike, but also for skateboarders. There are a few old school skateboards on display, ranging from the 1950s to the 1980s. There is a short, actionpacked skate film shot on an old Super 8 film camera, documenting skateboarding adventures from various locations, including the Albany Snake Run. Wayne lived in Esperance for four years, incentivising the decision to bring his extensive collection to us, and give something back to the community. “The surfboards need to be admired and touched by surfers, and by coming to a coastal,

surfing town like Esperance, they will be loved," he said. To Wayne, it’s all about keeping their soul alive.

“They aren’t alive when they are sitting in a glass cabinet or in a dusty shed, they are alive when they are admired, and occasionally thrown in the water.” The collection is different from others, as it allows people to see, feel and get close to the boards, without the restriction of glass or barriers.

So make sure you come down to the Cannery and check out the exhibition, to take in the beauty for yourself. It’s all about remembering, respecting and enjoying the beauty of the surfboard, as the surfboard allows us to do what we do as surfers.

Without the surfboard, there would be no surfing.

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4. Strain into your smokey glass and garnish with the burnt cinnamon stick and an apple fan (if you’re trying to impress the in-laws).

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Okay, this is true—but remember, most planted native seedlings come from a nursery, where they have been pampered and fed and are a little bit needy. This may sound like a lot of people in our lives, but sometimes plants do have human qualities.

Often, they can be like the people in your life who need pampering for a while, but slowly you need to wean them off the good life, so they can stand on their own two feet and fend for themselves. Start with a good watering when you first plant, maybe with some water crystals to keep some moisture in the soil. After that, give a good drench every few weeks, gradually reducing the amount of water until they survive without it. Remember though, if you want the plants to thrive rather than just survive, it is a good idea to give them some additional water during a dry spell.

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Yes, our hardy Australian natives do survive in impoverished soils. They have become incredibly efficient at extracting nutrients, especially phosphorus in low levels. But to get the most from your plants, they will benefit from being fed with the right fertiliser. My favourite is the Baileys native pill, which is available in boxes of 1000 from Esperance Rural Supplies. These pills are suitable for phosphorus-sensitive plants and all natives, and are best given at first planting, and after that, considering you have 1000 pills to get rid of, after flowering and following a cutback.

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If you are into the rambling, overgrown bush look then this last one isn’t a myth, and you should definitely leave the plants to do their own thing. But if you like a bit more order and structure in your garden, then giving your plants a prune will give you more compact plants and increased flowering.

You can tip prune every few months for the first few years and once your plant is established, trim behind the spent flowers after blooming.

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Here comes Santa Claus! And for many, here comes a sleigh full of stress.

Have you ever thought how much easier it would be if Christmas was in July? Not only is it the time for all the organising of festivities, but in our part of the world it’s harvest or office parties, drinks with friends, dance concerts and school graduations. Stress!

Stress! Stress!

Isn’t that just how it is and always will be?

Here’s what I think helps turn this time of year from panic into peace.

Number 1: Prioritise and choose the events you really want to attend and don’t bother to feel guilty about the ones you miss. There is always next year.

Number 2: Slow down! By that I mean when you find yourself speeding up to get things done, notice, take a breath and deliberately move or drive more slowly. Experience what it feels like to be in the moment just for a moment.

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Number 3: Be grateful for simply being able to experience this time of year. Those of you who are relating to this story must have family, friends and/or a job. How fortunate are you!

Breathe, slow down and notice how your presence is so well received. Now go and have a peaceful Christmas.

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Christmas PREZZIES Nothing takes the joy out of Christmas like worrying about what to get everyone. Luckily, we’ve got you covered. By pigeonholing all your loved ones into generic categories, we have come up with the perfect gift ideas to turn you from grinchy zero to Santa Claus hero in one fell Christmas shopping mission.

For the foodie Let’s face it, Esperance used to be the foodie equivalent of no man’s land, and we’re very fortunate to be living in the new era. BJ’s Fruit & Veg has shelves packed with local products and imported gucci snacks alike, so there are no excuses when it comes to packing up the perfect gift hamper for your hungry friends. If cooking is more their thing, pop into Haslams Homewares and also South Coast Foodservice for the kitchen utensils of their dreams.

The house cat There are plenty of these types around.

Concert tickets would be wasted on this happy little homebody, so pop into The Book Box to get them a quality holiday read and some cute homewares, too. Also a good spot for kitschy homewares and interiors is Knots & Weaves, who stock the craft of plenty of local artisans.

The surfer While we’re sure mothers everywhere will be stocking up on shark shields this festive season, grommets will always be stoked with a stocking full of boardwax and some new fins. Skating has never been bigger in Esperance, so you could always kit them out with a new skatey from Innertube Surfshop to keep them busy while those summer swells are still MIA. For the mature surfer, consider an aerial tour of the coastline with Goldfields Air Services.

The fashionista Everyone wants to look good at Christmas!

But some people will always look better than the rest. Woven is chockablock full of divine creations from leading designers, and there are options to meet all budgets. Fashion is all about statement sunglasses lately, so it’d be worthwhile popping into It’s About Face for brands like Ray-Bans and Rodenstock.

Speaking of stock, there are Birkenstocks in ESP Of Esperance and plenty of other fabulous kicks, too.

The guest Houses all over Esperance will be packed to the rafters with friends and family keen to escape the city and hit up our squeaky beaches. It’s always the more the merrier at Christmas, and there’s no better time to showcase our town. Load ‘em up with some local goodies like Yirri Grove olive oil, a Lucky Bay Brewing growler and some Hellfire Hot Sauce. They’ll never want to leave.

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BOOK TICKETS ONLINE It’s been a super busy few months, so it was absolutely glorious to kick back at the beach on Sunday and soak up some true Esperance glory. I feel like it was the first time I’ve switched off from music for a quite a while, and you have to savour those moments.

As I write this, I’m slowly tying down the final tasks for the upcoming Open Mic Fundraiser to be held at the Cannery on Saturday, December 15 from 5pm. Entry to the event is $5, with all proceeds going toward the purchase of a PA system for the Cannery to be available for use by individuals and community groups. Sound and drums will be supplied, with all musicians encouraged to head down with instruments and crack out a few tunes. The weather forecast for Saturday is looking a little shaky and rainfall may see the event postponed by a week, so keep an eye on social media for any changes.

We have a big lineup set to hit Taylor St Quarters for Christmas Eve, which this year fortuitously falls on a Sunday. As a promoter, I absolutely love Christmas Eve—everyone is home and keen to have a good time. Join us at the Quarters from 4pm to catch Rachel Vibart, Laura Petrie, Joe Franzone, Roobs, Kyron, DJ Jace Bratten and DC Chris Pope to finish. It’s going to be a cracker of an evening that will kick on until around 11pm.

Port Hotel Hopetoun will also play host to another great lineup of music this year with the rolling out of their annual Hopetoun Beach Party to be held December 27 from 4pm. Roobs, Grand Casual, Tre Amici and DJ Dusk2Dawn will close out the night. A wellrounded lineup for a much-loved event. Head over from Esperance, find a campsite and let’s have a cracker of an evening.

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To submit a listing go to www.esperancetide.com or email hello@esperancetide.com Esperance Grower’s Markets The next grower’s market will be on this Saturday, December 16 from 9am at Nulsen Primary School.

Esperance Bird Observers’ Group We are a group of bird enthusiasts who meet on the second Sunday of each month for outings to various venues in the district. New members and visitors are always welcome. Contact President Jen Ford 0419917390 or Secretary Mike Gibbs 90721350 for further info.

Tuesday Mahjong New players needed! Come and learn to play the game, enjoy the fun and afternoon tea. 1-3.30pm at the Senior Citizens Centre. For enquiries, phone 0427 146 489.

Old Time / New Vogue Ballroom Dancing 7.30pm on Friday Nights at the RAOB Hall on Williams Street, behind the Bijou Theatre. Singles, Couples and Beginners all welcome. $5pp, supper included. Contact Viv 0427 014 691.

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Monday night from 7pm - 8.30pm at the ROAB Hall on Williams St. $5pp - all welcome including singles.

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Wednesday night from 6pm - 7.30pm at the CWA Hall on James St. $10 per couple. Intermediate level.

Esperance Lions Club Fishing Clinic Esperance Lions Club will be holding a fishing clinic for children up to the age of 16 years on the first Sunday of each month until the end of 2017. To book, contact Jim Hamilton 0488 720 427.

Table Tennis Thursday mornings at the Scout Hall from 9-11am. We are a very friendly group and we welcome everybody!

Forage Cannery Kitchen Garden Thursday’s at 3.30 - 5.30pm. Everyone welcome to pop down to the garden and have a chat or contribute.

Esperance Wildflower Society Meetings are held at 1pm, on the 3rd Monday of each month, at Sports House James Street, Esperance (next to the CWA building).

New members and interested people are most welcome. Monthly field excursions are held weather permitting. More info 0427146489.

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May 21-Jun 20

Are you feeling lucky? You should be. With the right advice and a bit of luck on your side, you’re set to win big at the Boxing Day Races.

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Dates: Nov 22-Dec 21 Symbol: Archer Ruling planet: Jupiter Element: Fire Opposite sign: Gemini Positive traits: Generous, optimistic, great sense of humour, adventurous, honest, intellectual Negative traits: Promises more than can deliver, very impatient, will say anything no matter how undiplomatic

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‘Tis the season to let loose. You’re usually a bit stringent but it’s okay to take the back seat have a good time this Christmas.

Capricorn

Dec 22-Jan 19

Look out! Capricorn is ready to party, and so you should. It’s time to drop those reins and let Santa take over.

Aquarius

Jan 20-Feb 17

It’s going to be raining money this fortnight!

And by money we mean chocolate coins. Don’t be too worried about your weight this festive season—treat yourself.

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Feb 18-Mar 19

Absolute overkill. We love your enthusiasm but you’re driving everyone to despair with your jingly Christmas ways. Cool it, or help take the pressure off the others so they can feel at ease, too.

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Mar 20-Apr 19

Christmas, what Christmas? You’ve been grinchy and uninvolved this season but it’s time to lift your game. You’ll feel the love when you get involved.

Christmas can be a tough time for some, and it’s your virtue to realise those who are struggling and give them the TLC they need to feel better. You’re a real Christmas gift.

Cancer

Jun 21-Jul 22

Leo

Jul 23-Aug 22

Virgo

Aug 23-Sep 22

Libra

Sep 23-Oct 22

The things about Cancerians is that you just never know whether you’re going to make or break Christmas vibes. Try to be a good sport.

You’re stressing hard over the Christmas shopping this year so remember to prioritise who’s important and what’s important this season. You can’t win ‘em all.

This season is all about style and ease, two things that usually come pretty easily to you. Be organised and diligent and your hard work will ensure this is your most fabulous season yet, you gorgeous thing.

You can be a little greedy, whether it’s with your Christmas wish list or your eggnog intake. Have a decadent season, but try to be conscious of your impact on other people.

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21

Hello, little stress head. Pop on some Michael Bublé carols and try to unwind. This may involve escaping some pesky family members for a moment, but it will be worth it in the end.

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In which author’s novel is it, “Always winter but never Christmas”?

2. Which continent is the turkey from?

3. Who wrote the poem, ‘The Cultivation of Christmas Trees’?

4. Which ocean is Christmas Island in?

5. What Christmas food is made from ‘marsh-whorts’?

6. Who tried to steal Christmas from the ‘Whos of Whoville’ in the Dr. Seuss Story?

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The Silly Season is upon us, and unless you’re planning on packing up the car and leaving town for Christmas and New Years Eve, you probably want to know what is happening in Esperance. End-of-year celebrations are in full swing, but there are a few events you’ll want to make room for in the diary.

Art lovers must head along to Carole King’s exhibition ‘Landscape Exposed’ at the Esperance Community Arts space, on display until the end of December. The exhibition includes 12 original works in oils, charcoal and pastel, portraying the devastation caused by the 2015 bushfires, marking the two-year anniversary since they shook the region.

Festival of the Wind’s Moving Movies start again on December 20 at the Soundshell with Elf. Come January, there will also be a showing of The Lion King and Sing, providing a great opportunity to set up a picnic with the kids and make the most of that beautiful space.

It’s hard to imagine New Year’s Eve in Esperance without the Esperance Foreshore Festival & Fireworks. The Rotary Club of Esperance Bay will host this family-friendly event, with lots of stalls and entertainment all afternoon and evening. HOPE FM 103.9 will be broadcasting the event live on the Foreshore, and the big fireworks display commences at 9pm. There is also a special News Year’s Eve Talent quest this year as part of the celebrations.

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Having always had a great respect for the volunteer members at the Esperance Goldfields Surf Life Saving Club, I have watched friends get involved and spend hours committed to training and honing their life saving skills. While it was a serious endeavour, it looked like lots of fun too, but one I didn’t feel a need to be apart of.

And then it happened. Around a long table, over a slow Sunday lunch as the warm spring sun poured in through the open windows, without a clue to the reality of what I was signing up for, I nodded in agreement as the entire table decided. It was high time to do our Bronze Medallion.

So for the past three months, intergenerational learners, tall and short, have met in the Surf Club rooms on Wednesday evenings and early Saturday mornings to work through the technical elements—wave types, rip currents, sea creatures, resuscitation and recovery.

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Our highly qualified teachers, the patrol members, turn up committed and knowledgeable, sharing their time and experience, prepping us with all the scenarios they know we may encounter.

We have come a long way since we first started practising rescuing each other. Back then, we accidentally tipped our pretend unconscious patient back into the water or dropped them on the sand, or put the defibrillator pads on the wrong side or the recovery oxygen mask upside down.

December has seen the first Twilight Beach patrols of the year, the club awash in red and yellow and members of all ages. Statewide over the 2016/17 volunteer beach patrol season between December and March there were 738 rescues and 17,730 preventative actions. Ordinary people doing extraordinary things. Take a bow SLSWA. Helen McCarthy

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