Esperance Tide 9th February 2018

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Love, love, love.

Valentine’s Day has taken hold of Tide HQ and we have decked the office out with loads of pink and red, cherubs and hearts. You may think it’s not a real holiday, but you are wrong. There’s no better reason to celebrate, especially in these dark times, the best part of humanity.

Take Esperance for example. Our community has been built on the hard work of power couples— sweethearts who arrived to town and started families, who engaged in their community and grew it up to what it is today. And where would we all be, if it weren’t for love of our surroundings? Love may make the world go round, but it’s definitely the thing that keeps Esperance afloat, too.

Anyway, we’ve got you sorted with the works—all your favourite regulars, a gift guide, date ideas, even love potions and the busy lineup of gigs happening this fortnight. We’re in for a goodie. Enjoy the read!

At 24 pages, this is the biggest Tide we’ve ever made. Why? Because we love you.

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Whether you’ve been with your lover for 50 days or 50 years, Valentine’s Day is always a nice opportunity to show your significant other some appreciation. If you don’t buy into the commercial element of the occasion—fair enough, but there’s no reason why you can’t join in some of the Hallmark-holiday fun! Here are some great ways to get around the day, without blowing the budget on red roses and teddy bears.

For the time-short

For the homebodies

It’s a busy world, and sometimes the most enjoyable Valentine’s Days are the ones that require the least effort. Take some time out and let Taylor St Quarters do the work for you, with their special V-day set menu. For $150, you get French champagne, three share plates, a choice of main course and a chocolate-lovers dessert plate to share. Bookings are essential, so get in quick. The other great, reliable option is the ol’ fish and chips with a scenic view—Fish Face is obviously the goto for this. Start with some champagne and oysters for something extra spesh.

Who says a night at home can’t be extra special?

With a little preparation, you are guaranteed success. Package up the ultimate ‘date-night-in-abox’, tailored to suit your style as a couple. For a movie night, whip up some faux tickets, add some popcorn, m&ms, pyjamas and a DVD (for symbolic reasons, obviously). Add a video game controller if that’s more your thing, or Boggle/Uno if you’re a bit more traditional. If you’re feeling a little frisky, box up some candles, rose petals, red lingerie and something kinky. Voila! DIY Valentine’s Day domination.

For the outdoor types

For the unromantics, or the seasoned couples

‘Tis the season to enjoy the great outdoors and with a bit of luck, good weather will prevail on Valentine’s Day night. Head out to your favourite camping spot, or set up a tent in your backyard (it is a school night, after all). Better yet, if the weather does take a turn, you can always build a pillow fort in your living room. It doesn’t matter where you are, just remember to pack plenty of pillows, rugs, champagne, snacks, and a string of fairy lights for good measure.

Why not spice up your Valentine’s Day with a group date? Veer away from the cringe-inducing table for two and get your favourite couples together for a night of fun. Set the table in over-the-top romantic fashion, serve some ironic spaghetti & meatballs or heart-shaped pizzas and share a ‘battle of the sexes’ game night. It doesn’t matter whether it’s Cards Against Humanity, Pictionary, charades— keep a tally and settle the case for which gender is most superior once and for all.

For something different How convenient! The Cannery Arts Centre has just launched its latest Art Lab series, and there’s a class commencing on February 14. Lead by ceramic queen Krystal Obschonka, you and the love of your life can learn the fine art of clay sculpture and the pottery wheel. It’s a great opportunity to spend some quality time together and reap the benefits of art therapy. The workshop runs from 6-9pm on Wednesday nights, and it’s a five-week course. It costs $125 per person, which includes a Cannery membership.

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In the magical world of JK Rowling, love potion ingredients like rose thorns, peppermint and pearl dust were enough to make Harry Potter’s bestie Ron Weasley fall in love with Romilda Vane. Ask any university student and they’ll tell you the secret ingredient to love is probably a carefully balanced, symphonious harmony between MDMA and tequila consumption.

It may all sound like heresy, but when you think about it, people have been playing around with aphrodisiacs for millennia to enhance their performance in the bedroom. The only problem (as you probably know too well) is that sexual function sure as hell isn’t the same as sexual desire.

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So how far away is science from concocting the perfect romantic brew? About 10 years, according to the Oxford University’s Dr Anders Sandberg, who’s an expert in computational neuroscience and ethics.

According to him, falling in love with someone has a very unique effect on the brain. A potent concoction of oxytocin and vasopressin is released by the brain’s activated dopamine system. When you’re separated from your lover, you also get a generous dose of corticotropin-releasing hormone that causes you to stress out and miss them— specifically their smell, apparently.

If you’re wondering why your neurotransmitters are such romantic suckers, there’s method behind the madness, and it comes down to our hopelessly vulnerable offspring. From an evolutionary point of view, keeping parents together gives their babies the best chance of survival, and so pair-bonding is key.

Basically, while you wait for science to catch up, your best chance of success is looking at the ingredients your brain has already provided us with. Oxytocin, for example, has been deemed ‘the hormone to keep the faithful’, and is the basis of that weird social experiment where divorcing couples had to hug each other every day to fall in love again.

The reality is, it’s triggered by generosity and hugging. Naturally boost it with loads of affection, socialising, music, all the stuff that makes you feel good. Touch their arms while you’re flirting, take them to concerts or on fun adventures—it’s kid stuff, really.

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lit dinners. Ah! Love is in the air. It’s Valentine’s Day and it’s all about romance. Well at least on February 14, but what about the other 364 days of the year? Being in a Valentine’s mood is pretty hard to sustain. But it doesn’t have to be all downhill from February 15 because there is another kind of LOVE. This one, if you want to give it a go, could keep you and your partner sailing smoothly along in the Love Boat.

Vasopressin, on the other hand, is especially important when it comes to the male brain. It’s sometimes called a ‘smart hormone’ because it’s good for memory and scientists suggest it helps ‘imprint’ new information i.e. it helps your lover remember how cute you are and reminds them not to cheat on you. Both oxy and vaso are stimulated by exercise, and interestingly, warm temperatures.

Perhaps this is why summer love is such a thing, and why so many of your friends were born in September. If want them to fall in love, now is the time to make a move.

Feeling sceptical? Believe me, once scientists understand enough about brain circuitry to ensure these hormones are directed to the right part of your mind, the shop of love potions will be open for business. But until then, you’re going to have to go for good ol’ fashioned romance: fun activities, warm weather and affection. No luck? Old mate gives it 10 years, so hang in there.

L O V E

Letting go of blame, judgement, and resentment that drags your relationship down Open up to your feelings and your partner’s feelings to become more connected Valuing what is really important to you and getting on with some committed action Engaging means be really present with your partner by showing genuine interest and openness

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down to the beach and meet their mates in the car park for a quick wee on every post going around and a scour of the ground to catch last night’s Maccas feed.

They spend the rainy days sitting in the front seat with you, checking the surf, wondering if you’ll ever go out so that they can go and hump the sexy labrador.

The most joyous thing about having a surf mutt is coming in from the surf and the dog running up to you like you’re John John Florence ready to give out an autograph.

The surf mutt doesn’t worry about where the owner is, keeping himself occupied with the fish, the rockpools and the flies.

But as soon as he hears your voice, he’ll come a-running! Ready to leap in head first, without checking the rips, rocks, and other hazards that may be in their way. The loyal mutt is ready to save you, without any regard for their surroundings.

There was a hungry wolf walking through the night and it smelt some food cooking on a fire. He then came to realise he could rely on these ape-like creatures to survive. The friendly mutt has come a long way since then.

Now, some dog’s days revolves around their surfer mate. They make sure you’re up at the crack of dawn with a good lick of the face. A quick coffee and a biscuit and they’re ready to go

Feeling satisfied after a full day at the beach, they come home, eat, sleep and are ready to do it all again. The loyal mutt is some companion. Sometimes better than a human.

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Australian-made denim jacket and wear

I like old shit. I like the aesthetic of it. Each piece tells a story of its own. Worn in the edges and in all the right spots. ‘Natural patina’, they call it.

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But what I like most about old shit is the fact that it’s a physical investment and it was made to last. A lot of skill and craftsmanship was put into it. Quality materials, quality labour. There was no Made in China sticker. You could not simply hop onto the Internet and order yourself a brand new dining set with six poorly designed and executed chairs for the low price of $129.99. Andrew from next door made it, and the beer was made two streets

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Get your beloved family photos framed in soles of your beloved boots you’ve worn to death. Invest in quality handmade goods get what you pay for. Pass it on to your kids. Keeping something for a lifetime far outweighs the short-term thrill of a cheap buy. And you’ll be supporting our local economy when you do it.

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What could be more romantic than a picnic in the bush on Valentine’s Day, exploring nature and being at one with the birds and trees and your nearest and dearest? Arm yourself with a good bottle of wine, some cheese, exotic fruits, a striped rug and of course, the three volumes of ‘Wildflowers of Esperance’, available from the Department of Parks and Wildlife (next to the Post Office) for a very reasonable $20.

The setting for your lovers’ retreat could be any number of speccy spots in the Esperance area. Go north to Helms Arboretum, which has a huge range of species to explore, and even has a barbeque so

you can chuck a couple of snags into the picnic basket. Another possibility is Mount Ridley, about 50km along Fisheries Road and boasting its own Wave Rock—much better than the original in my opinion, as you don’t have to pay ten bucks and buy a tea towel. This spot is off the beaten track and there’s a high chance you would be the only ones there. You can always head out to Cape Le Grand, and climb Frenchman’s Peak for an amazing view of this botanical paradise, especially at sunset or sunrise for the early birds.

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Your fortnightly sports snippet Dream team Mitch Cooper and Georgia Gregory proved the age-old adage ‘couples that swim together, win together’ during the recent Australia Day Swim Thru. They were all each other could see as they plunged towards the finish line, freestyling neck and neck the entire length of the race, only to emerge at the end and realise they had left the rest of the pod long behind them. Strolling out of the water, chivalrous Mitch politely gestured Georgia through the gate, her well-deserved win marking the first time a woman has taken out the title. Well done, Georgia! And Mitch. You guys are legends.

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2. Eyre Station was built in 1897 for what purpose?

3. In the 1980s, negotiations were underway for Bandy Creek production of which seafood product?

4. In what decade was Dempster Homestead restored?

5. 2018 marks the 30th Anniversary of Esperance’s Twin Towns Relationship with which French community?

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as he didn’t feel the love and the best songs in his repertoire all relate to particularly love-filled or heartbroken times in his life. To add to this, he performed better when he was in love. What type of performance, who exactly knows.

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, I hope you’re prepared.

To be completely honest, I’ve never really been overly excited about the date. Quite possibly this lack of enthusiasm throws back to primary or high school and some pressure of sending a poem or a love note.

When you think about it, this could possibly be the most romantic gesture possible to perform on Valentine’s Day. Not the note as such, just the act of taking the time to use a pen or pencil in an age where we are all forgetting how ink was once used to capture our thoughts. Songwriters perform this task on a daily basis, and a good number of them dedicate a vast amount of their songwriting time to the topic of love.

Performing original material just goes so damn well when you have some real emotion tied to the performance and what better way to do that than to pine over your significant other. One local songwriter told me he hadn’t been writing of late,

Early in my days of songwriting, I thought I would aim to never use the word ‘love’ in a song. I thought it was so damn cliché. Nowadays, I’m searching for smooth sounds to evoke a passionate response. On the day someone tells me they had a fantastic night with their partner listening to tunes I’ve had a hand in writing, I’ll feel like I’ve done something right.

The coming weekend there is plenty of music happening.

Friday night, kick it off with Steve West and the Billy Baxter Kentet at the Travellers Inn from 7pm in the sports bar. Lazy Boys return to the Esperance Motor Hotel this Saturday to fire up the evening from 8.30pm. Sunday sees two great events, with cracking solo artist Michael Triscari playing at Taylor St Quarters, supported by Callum Vincent from 4pm. If you’re up for a rowdy evening, catch Darren Reid and the Soul City Groove in their only Esperance performance at the Travellers Inn from 5.30pm. Tickets are $10 on the door.

Next weekend, the Tipsy Jipsys play at the Esperance Motor Hotel on Saturday night, and Everybody Love Everybody, the brother-sister duo Rowan and Jemma Donovan, take the stage at the Quarters on Sunday afternoon. Stay tuned for Can Jam 2 and Caravãna Sun up next.

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Step 4 : Come down comfortably with your knees bent and both feet on the board. You should land with all 4 wheels at the same time, with both feet over the bolts.

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CANCER

JUN 21 - JUL 22

Perfect match Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio and Pisces Ooh la la! What a year you’re in for! Jupiter transiting in harmony with your sign will make you v appealing to the opposite sex, with easygoing, happy and sincere vibes. It also brings about romantic expression, so you may finally be able to tell that person how you feel.

LEO

AQUARIUS JAN 20 - FEB 17

Symbol: The water-bearer Ruling planet: Uranus Element: Air Opposite sign: Leo Positive traits: Intelligent, independent, spontaneous, witty, friendly, intuitive, tolerant.

Negative traits: Distant, stubborn, rebellious, contradictory, difficult.

Perfect match Aries, Gemini, Libra and Sagittarius You’re in for a year of stability, as your romance sector is unchanged by major planetary trends. Bunker down for a year of monotonous sex and/or a year of solitude. Next year, perhaps! Zzzzz.

PISCES

FEB 18 - MAR 19

Perfect match Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio and Capricorn Jupiter’s transit of Scorpio forms a lovely trine with Neptune.

While it won’t directly impact your romance sector, it will soften you. You’ll be more confident, romantic, idealistic and inspired. Who cares about love when you’re this much fun?

ARIES

MAR 20 - APR 19

Perfect match Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius and Aquarius Look out! Uranus in your sign means you cannot be contained. You’re looking for freedom, self expression and independence. Lovers of Aries, beware, and singletons— take note! Aries is on the loose and isn’t about to listen to anyone.

TAURUS

APR 20 - MAY 20

Perfect match Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn and Pisces This year will see the resources of relationships in focus, and shared money may be an issue in both new and established couplings. Singletons will experience changing feelings with intimacy. Your sex life is about to take a hit.

Hopefully in a good way.

GEMINI

MAY 21 - JUN 20

Perfect match Aries, Leo, Libra and Aquarius Love is coming to the forefront of your 2018 experience and priorities, but it will take a bit. If it’s all been sadness and disappointment so far, you can expect a shift in November.

After that, there’s an orgasmic gear change to bliss.

JUL 23 - AUG 22

Perfect match Aries, Gemini, Libra and Sagittarius If you’re looking for love, you have a very small window of free and easy, light and fun energy to maximise your charm after an almost three-year Saturn transit of boring. If you’re already accounted for, rest assured your partner is about to benefit from some newfound joie de vivre.

VIRGO

AUG 23 - SEP 22

Perfect match Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio and Capricorn Earth signs are in for some added support this year as Saturn moves on up. This means less pressure on you from loved ones and a chance to breathe and reassess your interests. If you’re not happy, now is the time you’ll have the sanity to call it.

LIBRA

SEP 23 - OCT 22

Perfect match Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius and Aquarius Is someone lurking around for an unnecessary amount of time? As Uranus moves out of your partnership sector, you’re likely to experience tumultuous and perhaps even fatal times in your relationship. Rebellion is the reason.

SCORPIO

OCT 23 - NOV 21

Perfect match Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn and Pisces You’re opening the door to happiness this year, and it’s going to boost your likeability and personal presence, potentially alluring some new fish in that small pond you’ve been swimming round in. Make wise choices.

SAGITTARIUS

NOV 22 - DEC 21

Perfect match Aries, Leo, Libra and Aquarius Rebirth! Thank god. You’ve been almost unrecognisable.

Saturn has left your sign and won’t be back for 30 years, so now is your time to get back to basics, strip back to your fundamental beliefs and values and make sure you’re with the right person to suit.

CAPRICORN

DEC 22 - JAN 19

Perfect match Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio and Pisces Jupiter moves through your social sector all year, directing your energy to friendship, making you happier and granting you more faith. It’s also a year for taking your life and your goals more seriously. Don’t be alarmed when love doesn’t come through this year. It’s not important.

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on Wednesday, February 14 at 5pm, where curious minds can take part in an archaeological dig, construct a Roman weapon and learn about real Romans. There are limited places for these talks, so make sure you book at the Library.

As always, there is a lot happening in Esperance over the next couple of weeks.

It is always of great benefit to our fairly isolated community when we receive visits from experts in their fields, prepared to assist us in building our skills. On February 13, we’ll have the chance to meet Time Team’s Roman expert Guy de la Bedoyere at the Esperance Museum and hear him talk about The Real Lives of Roman Britain and what happens when cultures clash.

Ages 6+ are welcome to see him at a Meet The Romans night at the Museum ANSWERS

On February 19, advisors from the Autism Association of Western Australia are inviting families in Esperance and the community to join them for a series of workshops and events. If you would like more information, contact them at autism.advisor@autism.org.au. Registrations are essential to attend workshops.

A variety of workshops for creative adult minds are up for offer through the Cannery Arts Centre’s Art Lab series this month. If you’ve ever wanted to discover printmaking, learn to use the pottery wheel and sculpture clay, create portraits or take part in life drawing, now is your chance. If you prefer admiring art rather than creating it, head along and see Claire Holst’s Loud exhibition in the Garden Gallery at the Cannery Arts Centre from February 15-22.

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To submit a listing go to www.esperancetide.com or email hello@esperancetide.com KEEP ESPERANCE BEAUTIFUL Two Clean Up Australia Day events on Sunday, March 4: 9am at Twilight Beach car park. 1.30pm at Nulsen Primary School carpark. Get down there and grab some gloves, bags and join in!

ATTENTION SUPER TROOPERS, NEW SINGERS & ACTORS Seniors concert preparations will be at the Senior Citizens Centre from 3pm every Sunday. Come join a fun group for this year’s concert in May! Love to see you “kick up your heels”.

MOIR FAMILY GET TOGETHER 9.30am on Sunday March 4 at Esperance Football Club, Pink Lake Road. $5 for sausage sizzle, lunch, tea, coffee, etc. RSVP

by February 16 to Lorraine on 0427713790.

ESPERANCE GROWERS MARKET The next growers market will be Saturday, February 10 from 9am at Nulsen Primary School.

LOCAL ENVIRONMENTAL AWARENESS FORUM LEAF is holding a Special General Meeting with a Special Resolution to consider the formal dissolving of LEAF and the disposal of its assets. 5pm on March 23 at Esperance Golf Club. After the meeting you are invited to stay for a meal.

FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP: HAVE A YARN WITH PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND Fortnightly informal meetings to support those with family members experiencing problems with alcohol and other drugs.

Starting 4.30-6.30pm on January 29 at HOPE Community Services. Phone 9071 5169.

ROYAL FLYING DOCTOR SERVICE WA ESPERANCE AUXILIARY (INC) AGM, followed by monthly meeting, to be held February 5 at 3pm. Masonic Village Hall, Brazier Street. New members would be made most welcome. Helen Scott 0429 457 227.

HAVE A GO AT BADMINTON Games played at the Indoor Sport Stadium on Mondays from 7-9pm for high school ages and above. Wednesday social games from 9.30-11am. $5 per session. Contact Trish 9071 1314.

CELEBRATING 60 YEARS OF SERVICE TO THE COMMUNITY March 16-18, 2018. Would former officers and staff members please contact esperance@stjohnambulance.com.au or phone 9071 1618 for an invitation to the various proceedings.

OLD TIME / NEW VOGUE BALLROOM DANCING 7.30pm on Friday Nights at the RAOB Hall on Williams Street, behind the Bijou Theatre. Singles, Couples and Beginners all welcome. $5pp, supper included. Contact Viv 0427 014 691.

FORAGE CANNERY KITCHEN GARDEN Thursday’s at 3.30-5.30pm. Everyone welcome to pop down to the garden and have a chat or contribute.

ESPERANCE PHOTOGRAPHY CLUB INC We meet at the Cannery Arts Centre on the third Monday of the month at 7pm. Enquiries Julie Wylie 0488 775 964.

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What are your thoughts on Tinder in Esperance?

You know half the girls and you’re probably already friends with them on social media. The ones you don’t know I find hard to trust.

What’s your favourite pickup line?

Maybe ask them out for something to eat or drink.

Can’t say that works much though, maybe I should get some pickup lines.

What’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever done?

I got a dozen roses dropped off to a girl’s house when she was living in Perth.

What are your thoughts on Tinder in Esperance?

Bill is normally lurking on it, and I don’t mind getting the right swipe goin’.

Brayden Little, 25 Tiler

What are your thoughts on Tinder in Esperance?

About as good as the Pier and a punch in the face.

What’s your favourite pickup line?

‘Sup, girl?

What’s your favourite pickup line?

Hey, want to come check out my car?

What’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever done?

I once shouted a girl Top End [Takeaway] when I got the discount for working there.

What’s the best romantic advice you’ve ever been given?

Make sure they have a good looking mother.

If you could date anyone in the world, dead or alive, who would it be?

Your mum.

If you could date anyone in the world, dead or alive, who would it be?

Margot Robbie. She seems pretty down to earth, plus Aussie girls are always the best.

If you could date anyone in the world, dead or alive, who would it be?

Margot Robbie. She's got serious sass.

Sharn Campbell, 22 Tarper

What are your thoughts on Tinder in Esperance?

Your options are your mates’ sisters, cousins, stinky bogans or the occasional backpacker that every bloke in town has already messaged.

What’s your favourite pickup line?

What’s the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls out.

What’s advice given?

Admit shut up

the best romantic you’ve ever been when you’re wrong, when you’re right.

If you could date anyone in the world, dead or alive, who would it be?

Jennifer Aniston, I swear she’s immortally hot.

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$369,000 Town Central Investment

There is plenty of room in this attractive double brick 3 bedroom home with wide open plan living, encompassing lounge/family & dining areas with two step down storerooms. Kitchen enjoys abundant bench space. BI robes, shady verandahs, double carport & enclosed lawn area. Easy lifestyle close to the beach.

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6 Scott Street, Esperance

Comfort on a Budget

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107 Johns Street, West Beach

$485,000

Welcome to the home that offers it all! Light filled, tiled open living, timber kitchen, separate formal lounge, 4 bedrooms, ensuite with powder room and plenty of storage cupboards. Window shutters, rev cycle aircon units, fully enclosed patio, double garage, 5kw solar panels and separate powered 6m x 4.5m workshop. Immaculate presentation.

David McGrinder 0408 452 490

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16 Warrington Street, Esperance

$330,000 Most Desired Location

This character cottage is an ideal choice at a reasonable price for first home owners or investors. 3 carpeted bedrooms, neat bathroom, reverse cycle aircon and sizeable eat-in kitchen with gas stove. Fenced yard, front porch, rear verandah and lovely quiet street, close to town and foreshore.

Laurie Fyfe 0411 090 318

Paul Blackham 0402 278 256

$389,000 High Quality, Great Value

Ideally situated on large 860sqm site, this sizeable 3 bedroom with built-in robes, 2 bathroom home is in a popular area, so convenient to main shops, school and beach. Property offers formal lounge, dining and kitchen with ample cupboards.

Two reverse cycle air-conditioning units, carport UMR and separate garage/storage.

Chris Pope 0439 772 747

$349,000

You’ll love the position of this older style 3 bedroom home with character of yesteryear. The cottage sits on a 1013sqm corner site in a highly sought after location making it an ideal development block for the investor. Wood heating, Metters stove, security screens, variety fruit trees and sundry sheds.

$485,000

Set on a large 1012sqm block, this freshly painted, 4 bedroom, 2 bathroom home has modern kitchen with pantry, open meals area and lounge room with rev cycle aircon. Front deck, double undercroft carport and separate rear storage.

Furniture included for ideal AirBnB setup. Top location close to town.

Paul Blackham 0402 278 256

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