March '25 Chronicle by emmamowatbu

CHRONICLE

EDITOR’S LETTER

Hi friends!! I just wanted to write a little message to thank you all for being loyal readers and tuning into this silly little paper called The Chronicle. This has been my first year as Newspaper Editor, and it has been a wild ride. There was a steep learning curve, so I am grateful to you all for your patience and continued support as I’ve been working out the kinks and developing the identity of my version of The Chronicle.

This paper is my baby, my passion project. Working with my team of writers, who are wonderful, talented, and my dear friends has been a fantastic experience. I want to give a big shoutout to them for showing up at the meetings, handing in their articles on time, and making the newspaper what it is. I wouldn’t have been able to do it without you guys!

My intention with this newspaper is firstly to entertain and secondly to educate. I wanted The Chronicle to be fun and something that you guys looked forward to seeing in your inbox or on campus! I hope I’ve achieved that and encapsulated a little bit of what life at Burman is like (in one word: silly).

For next year, my last year at Burman, I want even more students to be a part of the newspaper. Whether that’s writing an odd article here and there, being interviewed, or including pictures of you and your friends, I want everyone to feel like they are a part of the entity that is The Chronicle. I hope you enjoy the March edition :)

EMMA MOWAT EDITOR-IN-CHIEF

Listen Up!

Lady Brown (feat. Cise Starr from CYNE) - Nujabes, Cise Starr

Recovery - Justin Bieber

Butchered Tongue - Hozier

undressed - sombr

April - Ralph Castelli

Omorfo Mou - ∑tella

WHEN YOU START - feat. Ruti - Khushi, Ruti

All Things End - Hozier

Cinnamon Girl - Lana Del Rey

ROCKMAN - Mk.gee

The Dress - Dijon

Women’s History

We have made it to March, the busiest time in the winter semester, as we are all scrambling to finish last-minute assignments and prepare well for finals. I suggest you take a moment to reflect (take a break and read this article) on what March also signifies: Women’s History. Where would we be without women? We wouldn’t be living, breathing beings. A woman has the ability to stop future generations. Just hang with that thought for a minute. Besides the amazing ability to carry and grow life, they have other side quests that I think make them astonishing.

Over the years, women have made thousands of contributions to society in many fields, such as science, technology, politics, activism and art. A couple of influential women come to mind, such as:

- Marie Curie: discovered two new elements (polonium and radium) and conducted groundbreaking research on radioactivity. She was also the first woman to win a Nobel Prize.

- Rosalind Franklin: she worked on the structure of DNA through X-ray diffraction. Her discovery was crucial to figuring out the double helix structure of DNA

- Henrietta Lacks: THE MOST HONOURABLE MENTION (as a science major, I feel everyone should know about her). In 1951, she was diagnosed with cervical cancer. Her cells were found to be reproducing differently, and cue one of the most profound (and controversial)

scientific discoveries in history. The HeLa cell line is the only human cell line able to reproduce indefinitely. Her immortal cancer cells have been reproducing for ± 70 years and helped to produce many things in the medical world such as the polio vaccine.

- Mary Barra: The CEO of General Motors, the biggest North American car company to date. A present-day woman in a position of power. She has been leading GM since 2014.

Marie Curie (1867-1934)

Rosalind Franklin (1920-1958)

Henrietta Lacks (1920-1951)

Mary Barra (1961-)

History Month

Now let’s add history and the present together to mention the little country of Finland. For the seventh time in a row, they are the happiest little country in the world. OH, did I mention that their top government leaders are women? And no, these women did not just happen to stumble their way up to high positions; the Finnish actually trust their government to provide for them. These are liked and well-respected women in power. I could go on for pages and pages on how women have influenced the world; I could speak of their idea to add heaters to cars, the invention of windshield wipers, Barbie, aeroplane mufflers, electric refrigerators, GIFs, Hydyne rocket fuel, stem cell isolation, and the word processor. Women are the backbone of society; they are the strong pillars of their homes; their strength

is immeasurable. What does every college student wish for when spending months away from home? Food, of course, but if we are being honest with ourselves, it’s that homecooked meal made by the woman of the family. It’s the warmth and love in every bite.

influential women in our lives forget it, either.

Movies to watch for Women’s History Month:

- Hidden Figures

- Little Women

“ Women, they have minds, and they have souls, as well as just hearts. And they’ve got ambition, and they’ve got talent, as well as just beauty. I’m so sick of people saying that love is all a woman is fit for.” - Little Women (2019)

To quote the movie Little Women, “Women, they have minds, and they have souls, as well as just hearts. And they’ve got ambition, and they’ve got talent, as well as just beauty. I’m so sick of people saying that love is all a woman is fit for.”

We must never forget that women are fearfully and wonderfully made, and we must never let the

- Erin Brockovich

- The Woman King

- Bombshell

- Birds of Prey

- Legally Blonde

- The Help - Promising Young Woman

- Ocean’s 8

- The First Wive’s Club

- The Color Purple

Written by Renee Hall

by Martin Santomin

Dennis Winston Langley Student Spotlight featuring

Interviewed

What is your name?

My name is Dennis Winston Langley.

What is your major?

My major is religious studies on the pre-professional track, and my minor is psychology.

Why did you choose Burman?

So, choosing Burman was something that God impressed me to do. I know that sounds cliche, but originally, I wanted to go to Oakwood University if it was up to me. Anywhere aside from Canada for that fact, but when God started to make the provision, everything happened in sequence; I met Mario Parchment at my church, and then my head pastor suggested that I go into ministry and think about Burman. I was dealing with a lot of different things and options. I even had an opportunity to go to America on a full scholarship. But I prayed, and it was evident that God was telling me to come here. At first, I was kinda annoyed to be here, but when I came, I realized that it was God’s will for me to make and leave people better, a skill I needed to cultivate.

You mentioned a full-ride scholarship somewhere else; tell me about that. I’ve been working with an American theatre company. The company provides scholarships to schools and opportunities to audition for Disney and other jobs in the film industry. So, since working with the company, I got the opportunity to go to Kentucky two years ago, and then last year, I went to Mobile, Alabama. This year, I should be at the festival in Baltimore, but I had to decline that because of school and Global Youth Day. So, because I worked with the company, I had the opportunity and access to get scholarships through various universities in America.

So, you act, tell me a little about that.

I did a spoken word performance at church; my friend Daren Cadogan had organized an A.Y. called ‘When Psalm-

ist Praise’ years ago and asked me to perform.. and while doing the spoken word at church, I was very animated in it. Then, a good mentor of mine, who is a family friend and our elder at my church, Royson James, who actually used to write for the Toronto Star, noticed that what I was doing was actually acting. It was theatre. However, I didn’t really know much about theatre. I knew about it because I used to watch it on TV and knew about stage shows and all these things, but I didn’t really know I had it in me to do it.

He allowed me to be a part of an Easter production at Toronto West Adventist Church. I played an angel, and it was received really well by the church. That was my first time actually doing something like that: learning lines, rehearsals… so I really would say I got my founding or my foundation at church, and then, from there, it just grew. I went on to do theatre with church members who are actually authors, Greg Birkett and Yvonne Rodney, to name a few. I did a lot of faith-based work as often as I could. Then doors just opened for me, and then I worked for other productions. I believed God called me to ministry, and to be a pastor was always on my mind, so I thought that this (acting) was a way to share messages of hope, upliftment, educate and enhance culture. So yeah, you know, I performed and travelled all over the world.

What made you choose religious studies?

When I was young, around 12 years old, God told me and called me to be a preacher. I didn’t know much about preaching and pastoring at that age. I just knew it was God’s voice, and it was strong. I told my parents, and they knew what I meant, but I didn’t know what it meant at the time. Even though my route wasn’t clear-cut and smooth at that age, I had so many different ideas about what it should look like, but I found that religious studies would be the best for me. I don’t think I would be happy or satisfied if I did something outside of what God has told me to do.

If you were to talk to your 18-yearold self, what would you say?

I was doing many things that I didn’t see the results from right away. I used to pray every day and night. I wasn’t always living with the behaviour that would be synonymous with my behaviour now, you know, but I always had faith in Jesus, and I probably would have just encouraged myself back then to just keep going; God still remembers you. God’s timing is perfect. Trust God and keep praying; keep believing Jesus is real. I would encourage myself to know that I’m not who I’m around; I’m who I am as a child of God. I would have definitely told myself to dive into the word of God!

What’s your favourite colour?

My favourite colour is forest green. I don’t know, I just like it. I would get a forest green car.

What’s your favourite meal? Fried eggs. I love fried eggs. I can eat them anytime, every day.

Who are your favourite artists?

Yeah, right now, and it’s been like this for a while, Kendrick Lamar. I love to pimp a Butterfly, and the damn album, good kid mad City as well. I was so impressed that he had actually had people reciting the Sinner’s Prayer in the album, which I was like, no other artist has done that.

I know DMX had prayed, which is a powerful thing in his albums. Nas is one of my favourites as well, but right now, Kendrick Lamar is my favourite artist. Like, I actually went to his concert.

What did you think about the Kendrick Lamar vs Drake Beef?

I think that’s just the music business. I think that just comes with marketing, branding, and labels, but ultimately, I wasn’t a fan of it because it took away from who I understood Kendrick Lamar was. Art is interpretive; I just appreciate authenticity.

Once Upon a Starry

Picture this: It’s a cold March day, the first of March. The stars are twinkling, the air smells like yummy food, and there’s music playing… But you don’t have to just imagine it— this was the reality at Burman University’s annual banquet! This year, the theme was A Starry Night, and from the moment guests arrived, they were transported into a world of stars and celebrations. Students, faculty, and staff dressed in their finest attire, ready to enjoy an evening of great food, entertainment, and activities. From beautifully decorated tables with shimmering lights to a delicious menu, every detail contributed to making the event special. The banquet was more than just a dinner; it was a chance for the Burman community to come together, make memories, and celebrate another year almost done.

With live music playing in the background, the MCs involving the crowd and games for people to watch, there was something for everyone to do. The picture booths that were there were also a great way to capture the memories from the starry night.

Thank you to BUSA for another starry night to remember!

Starry Night...

Written by Thirsa Ward

Freshie Feelings

Ah yes, the overwhelming transition from high school to university; our dear freshmen have been thrown into adulthood. I remember it like it was yesterday ;)

Let’s hear from them how their 1st year went:

“My first year at Burman has been just as I imagined, but at the same time, it has not really been. Some of my views on what uni should be like have changed (in a good way). But all in all, Burman has been fun, and the people have been friendly, too. No complaints except for ……”

- Joelle R.

“My Burman experience has been very life-changing. Meeting the people I know now and having the chance to experience God more often with my peers around me has been eye-opening. I’m forever thankful for this experience, and I hope to continue to socialize more and form new memories. The time of laughter makes up for the distance from my family and the interesting…cafeteria food!”

- Anonymous (SHANDI).

“With the majority of my freshman year over with, I can look back and say I enjoyed this year at Burman. Immediately after getting here, I was greeted by a bunch of friendly people and forgot most of their names, to be honest. Everywhere has its ups and downs, but with Burman, it’s constantly trying to involve everyone and make everyone feel at home, especially by hosting events. I look forward to what else Burman has to offer, even if it means taking another impossibly hard class.”

- Leo S.

“My first year at Burman University was better than I thought it would be; it was actually good due to the close community and it being a place where I would find like-minded people with the same morals and values as myself. There was a lot of support academically, and I was able to meet people from not only the campus but also the community who were able to help me grow, improve, stay accountable and stay disciplined on a new level. I look forward to more growth and knowledge, meeting quality people, making great connections and learning more skills and making myself a more valuable and useful person to society.”

-Nathan O.

Written by Renee Hall

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Summer Plans

What’re your homies up to this summer? Read on to find out!

Written by Martin Santomin

Work at summer camp driving boats and enjoy the sunshine!

- Briana

Staying in Lacombe to work :(

- Andrew

In May, I will be in the Philippines for the CM mission trip and family vacation! The rest of the summer I’ll be studying for and taking the optometry admissions test!

- Michele

Glut, work, doom scroll and maybe find SLUSHY NOOBZ with DANA RAY

- Chelsea

Picnics on the beach, hiking with my DAAWWWWGGGGG, and many, many swims at the lake!!

- Dania

It’s looking very busy muahahaha. Staying in Lacombe to work and shadow for a month and then going to Mexico for a week with friends. Next, I’ll be visiting BC to see my friends and boyfriend, and then I’ll be hauling him out to Ontario for a bit. Then, I’ll be joining my family on a vacation to Indonesia and the Philippines. Last but not least, back to Lacombe for the 2025-2026 year. “

Accounting internship

Run my lawn care business

Spend time with friends

Go cliff-jumping a bunch

HAAIILLL NAWWWW I’m going back to Korea for a bit and prob come back and work -Paradise non-chalantlee

Hopefully, meet new friends and do new stimulating things - Jez

Go to Kenya and save people from forest fires

Summer camp and watch the kids thoroughly - Aaron Park

SURVIVE FINALS HOW TO...

What’s good everyone, I’m going to teach everyone how to survive finals. Especially for all you freshies out there, take this advice from your senpai. It’s called finals SURVIVAL because I know for some of you, it’s actually survival because those midterm grades weren’t looking too good. Don’t fret, though, because after this advice, it’ll go from surviving in finals to thriving in finals.

Make a Study Schedule

I know a lot of you out there just like to freestyle things and go all loosey-goosey or go commando, as they call it nowadays. However, that’s so risky because you never know what may pop out suddenly in your schedule. It might be your cousin’s baby shower or perhaps you gotta teach an ELS kid some English. I don’t know; sometimes life can be unpredictable. So when you make a study schedule you’ll have goals, and you’re able to work towards these goals and visualize them so you can make sure you go through all your content before your final. I like to separate my days leading up to the exam by chapters. So, like if your exam is on Thursday and says there are three chapters you gotta know, I’ll separate Sunday as chapter 1, Monday as chapter 2, Tuesday as chapter 3, and Wednesday as review everything. This way, you’ll reach your goals and have a clear daily outline of what you need to do regardless of what may show up.

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sure you

Make sure you’re not just

reading, you’re understanding

A lot of you guys just read some slides and hope the rest is common sense. Some professors told me you only memorize like 12% of the stuff you read or get taught in class (I’m guessing the number because I don’t really remember what the exact one is, but it has to be close). Make sure you actually understand what you’re reading; otherwise, it’s completely useless. Think of it as a book; when you understand and read a book, are you able to retell it to someone concisely and nicely? Yes, of course! So make sure you understand the slides and not just read them, you monkey.

don’t become a lifeless vegetable

I know finals can be challenging; you manage your schedule and balance life. However, I know that you guys can for sure spare an hour or two to call a friend, run on the treadmill or perhaps walk a dog. You need to take a step back and just de-clutter your mind once a day. I promise you it’s worth it. You’ll avoid burnout and want to continue to live.

Written by Martin Santomin

Try your best and pray

A wise friend once said to me, “All I do for exam preparation is try my best and hit a prayer, and tell God it’s all in Your hands now.” My guy went 4/5 straight, cranking 90s on his midterms. Amazing. But lowkey, it’s that simple. Try your best, and the rest is out of your control, and you can find comfort in that.

11 THINGS TO DO BEFORE GRADUATING!

Written by Teresa Bruce

Sleep through an alarm (If you haven’t done this, were you ever even a student?)

Consume one last caf meal for the memories ;) (I recommend the sandwich and smoothie bar)

Visit the Burman Greenhouse!!! It’s gorgeous and warm, and it feels like another world. Bonus: Yummy veggies to nibble on and no cameras ;) (Don’t be strange about it now)

Sneak around some Burman buildings (kidding, of course, but take the time to give this campus one last visit and have this place imprint itself in your soul).

Take a Dr. Samraj class (You won’t regret it! Ok, maybe you will, but it is a core Burman experience, and he will certainly make you question the seriousness of life. Drop in and visit Ethics 4:15 Mondays and Wednesdays)

Pull the fire alarm during final exams (OK, DON’T YOU DARE DO THIS, but if you really want to, please do so on April 14th at 9:30 am and free me from Chemistry, please and thank you!)

Attend a year-end celebration (Free food & lots of prizes and fun!)

Dear Burman, believe it or not, we have made it yet another year and graduation for some is just around the corner. With that said, there are some things that every Burmanite must check off their list before they can graduate. Legend has it that if you fail to complete all the tasks below, you will never really graduate. In fact, you may as well sign up for CUE quest while you’re at it :) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Perhaps pass all your required classes? Yes, that probably is necessary.

Take a walk around the many lakes around Burman (My personal favourite is Barnett Lake)

Collect some Burman merch! (Perhaps we can get a bikini/speedo line going)

Recruit incoming freshmen and have your tuition paid off by Burman!!! (Ok this is a bit of a lie, but yes, share the news of Burman and speak on your experience. You have spent the past few years here, so you are an expert on the Burman experience.)

I sincerely hope that the memories you have created here at Burman are ones you are happy to look back on. With that said, nothing is ever perfect, but I do hope that you made due and don’t come back and blow us up. In the chance that Burman scarred you, I hope that you graduate and get the closure you need. You are beyond capable of going out in the “real world” and accomplishing great things.

For most of you reading, whether you are finishing up your first year or completing your last semester, you are all part of the Burman family. A family that has deep roots and is spread out all over the world. You may leave Burman, but Burman will never leave you. So do with that as you may, but trust that you have been part of something bigger than yourself.

To our dear grads, congratulations on all your achievements and best of luck with the final push! Burman won’t be the same without you. Although you will be missed, we are excited to cheer you on as you conquer the world. Go make us proud!!!

We love you!

Burman University’s Drama Society Presents...

Did Someone

Written by Thirsa Ward

Say Murder?

Are you a fan of murder, suspense, and a classic whodunit mystery? Well, look no further than Burman University, where murder took the stage–literally!

A murder on campus?! That’s right! On the weekend of March 8th and 9th, Burman University’s Drama Society transported the audience into a world of deception and unexpected twists with their production. But wait–was it just one murder? Or were there more sinister secrets? The play, titled Did Someone Say Murder?, set the stage for a night of deadly surprises. Taking place at a “murder-restaurant”, the storyline quickly escalated from an evening of planned entertainment to a chaotic web of crimes. As the lights flickered, gunshots rang out, and poison took its toll, the audience was left wondering: Who was the killer? With lifelong enemies disguised in plain sight and everyone making bold accusations, the mystery thickened by the minute as more people were dropping dead. Was everyone who they claimed to be? Could the clues be trusted? Or was the biggest twist yet to come?

The compelling performance of Did Someone Say Murder? was more than just a play—it was an experience.

4th Year Interview with

Abel Safawo of Ethiopia, Bio Major

Interviewed by Teresa Bruce

So, out of all the places, why Burman?

During COVID, my father encouraged me to look overseas, and although there were complications with embassies, Canada and Burman were the options that worked out.

Gun to your head, explain your Burman experience.

I didn’t have insane expectations coming into it and since I grew up around Adventist schools, I kind of knew what to expect. After being here for four years, Burman feels like home, and there is certainly a sense of belonging.

What advice would you give to your 1st-semester self?

Take it easy, and things will fall into place.

What’s the most creative excuse you’ve used for a late assignment?

I think I submitted the wrong assignment…

Proudest Moment of your Burman Experience:

In totality, I have had a really great experience with my education and the friendships. I can look back at the people I connected to with pride.

What is one word to describe your Burman Experience?

It’s two but: Preparation & growth.

Time to perhaps stir the pot as we

that the other drinks are put aside.

Can you speak on your take on love? I do believe in love; it is something that can be experienced. Love doesn’t work amongst the perfect people. It’s supposed to make a life a bit better; it’s not something you get in a perfect life.

What do you think about the dating scene at Burman? After being here for four years, what have you observed?

Student Dean, co-creator of

“Under the Maple”, visionary, philospher, and stooge

Out of the friends you made in 1st year, how many are you still close to?

Almost all of my friends remained the same. I would say 95% of my friends from first sem are still my close friends.

If Burman named a building after you, what would it be called?

The Abyssinia Building

Interjection by close-friend Josh: Not to flex, but Abel is 6ft 3, vegan, proactive with children ministries, volunteers at animal shelters, and the list goes on.

Thank you, Josh. Now, back to Abel:

all know you are not afraid to do: Do you believe people can find their spouse at Burman?

Yes, people can find their spouses at Burman. It is harder than 15 years ago due to dating inflation.

Can you explain this phenomenon? Kombucha as an example - if there are three kombuchas on campus and the caf only puts one out, the value of it will be higher. The supply and demand of overall drinks has not changed - just as there is enough of a girl-to-guy ratio. But what has changed is that there is so much attention placed on kombucha

Dating could be more thriving as a scene at Burman. But the internet doesn’t do a good service. There is also this narrative that there is nobody at Burman to look forward to. There already is a bad stigma, and if people were more optimistic and not looking for perfection or skeptical about it all, it may be different.

Do you think the small campus size impacts this?

Yes, since the community is so wellknit - one mismatch can affect how an individual is perceived on campus. Breakups can get really messy since everyone is in everyone’s business. While one person may not be a perfect match for someone, who’s to say they aren’t for someone else?

I definitely think you’re right about how word spreads at Burman. Yes, and as a result, people at Burman are afraid to take risks since they are scared of the rumour mill - rumours go

so fast. But people shouldn’t really care. Gossip really doesn’t matter if you actually believe in the “prospect.”

To wrap up our little love talk, what is your advice to the campus? What words of wisdom can you instill within us?

People should take the risk despite the potential backlash. Whatever you get out of it will be worth it. If nothing else, you will learn more about yourself and learn lessons from the experience. I also wish both guys and girls dared to explore and held back on making decisions on relationships. You don’t need to necessarily jump into relationships, but you should make yourself open to exploring connections.

Do you have any songs that encapsulate your time at Burman?

Not a specific song, but if there were to be a song, it would be in the genre of Soul and R&B. Most of my time at Burman would be described as feel-good music. There are not a lot of things I get to look back at with regret. Burman has been good to me, and I have been blessed.

be in the public service sector-government/education in the long run! How I will get there is a mystery; you will have to follow closely to see as it unfolds!

Are there any people you want to shout out and thank?

Eric Rajah, Dr. Graham, Dr. Otieno, and, of course, my friends. However, it would be strenuous to list them all. But may as

ment and loving life. We’ve created a lot of things. Most thankful for my friends and all the bonding times spent in my room. I can clearly picture us around the table talking about anything and everything after eating the food we cooked together.

well say “The Walkers”. Also, Dean Jorel. I’d like to thank you for the interview :)

And with that my friends, Burman loses another campus character. But don’t worry, we haven’t lost him forever, as he promised to be a faithful alumnus and pledged to give a 5th of his earnings to Burman. How generous :) (Ok for legal purposes, this is perhaps a stretch the interviewer made up, but it’s a sweet sentiment).

From the Chronicle team and perhaps one or two other people on campus,

Abel, what will you be up to once you leave Burman? How can we cheer you on?

I know that my life will, in a broad sense,

Aww STAHP Abel. Ok, onto the last question, let’s leave it with a BANG. What is your most cherished memory from Burman?

My most vivid memories are of my friends and I hanging out in my apart-

Goodbye Abel, we love you!

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Year Highlights

What made your year?

K the Artist was so unique, is 6ft 4, loves SZA, apparently is a feminist, and is such a chill guy and also, he is 6’4”. Everyone should give him $10. In fact, BUSA should pay his tuition. ”

- “Paul George”

“ Going absolutely insane studying for Dr. O’s Chemistry exams together with good friends”

- Briana

“ Working with my amazing BUSA team and getting to know them better! :)”

- Elena

“

Slushy Noobz ”

- Chelsea

“ Learned the hard truth that there must be a reason why some people are in our lives for a season. Although they ground us and bring so much purpose into our lives, relationships of all kinds are passing, and you have to be comfortable and confident on your own. Community fosters purpose, but it can’t be the epitome of your being or the pinnacle of your purpose. With that said, move with grace and kindness, as everyone is only ever doing what feels right to them. Be the person you wish was there for you :) ”

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The silliness of studying with Alayna, Ashlee, Briana, Jonah, and Aaron”

- Teresa

“ My girlfriend” - Anonymous

“ This year was filled with so many good memories! From cue quest to running the senate team to all the late nights singing our hearts out in West Hall, my senior year was a blast :) I am so grateful for all the people who were part of it!! ”

- Alyssa

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Some highlights from this school year include the banquet, playing volleyball (and watching other sports play), and all the events that occurred this year :) Including the two swim events I put on for the students, the spirit week we had (especially twin day), and being able to see the Northern Lights.”

- Abby

An inside joke: “ A skittle love goes a long way” - Anonymous

“ My best friend, Justin ” - Anonymous

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Spending time with God and being intentional with my relationship with Him. Being surrounded by a community which pushes you towards that relationship. The chaplain is very encouraging and has helped me find my footing in my journey to grow in Christ ”

- A good friend :)

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First day in the dorm and I hear a knock on my door, and it’s a girl asking me if I like rocks ”

- Ashlee

Written by Teresa Bruce

Spring Outfit Inspo

by Renee Hall

GET TO KNOW a Graduate

2024 Graduate Anna Flores

Interviewed by Teresa Bruce

Meet Anna Flores, a recent graduate from the Business, Accounting tract here at Burman. We wanted to check in with her to see how life post-Burman has been.

To start, If your university experience was a movie, what would the title be?

Some sort of coming-of-age movie.

If you could give a totally fake but convincing piece of advice to incoming freshmen, what would it be?

Don’t talk to anyone; let people come up to you.

What initially drew you to accounting, and has your perspective on the field changed after your degree?

I was always interested in entrepreneurship, and I always loved math and critical administrative thinking and strategy. Business opens up a lot of doors and includes both professionalism and creativity, and I felt that business encompassed all of the things I was interested in.

What was the most challenging accounting concept or course you had to master?

Advanced financial accounting and corporate tax. There are so many concepts to memorize and understand, and as interesting as they were, it certainly felt like an overload of information.

What’s the biggest lesson university taught you outside the classroom?

Building a network & community for yourself plays a key role in your success in the present and in the future. Connections are great to make as you can be a support to someone when they are in need, but you also have people you can depend on when things get tough. Also, learning how to be a holistic person, not only focused on academics but also on improving my character through both

intentional situations I put myself in and unintentional hardships that moulded me as a person during my time at Burman.

Who was your biggest mentor or inspiration during your studies?

Bob Honest. He was a senior when I was a freshman. He was very welcoming from when I first came to campus and inspired me to continue to take academics seriously and to strive for excellence in my future career. He was a well-rounded student who had such specific goals, and he didn’t only have goals, but he started taking the steps in college to set himself up for success. I have seen how his hard work has paid off and I respect and admire that.

What’s a university tradition or experience you’ll miss the most?

Any BUSA or club events were always a highlight during my time at Burman, as it was a way to step away from my studies. Also, CAYA was really great!

Many people think accounting is just “number crunching”—what’s something surprising about the field that outsiders don’t realize?

Auditing requires thinking outside of the box as you’re not only looking at what is presented in front of you but also trying to determine what is possibly missing. What I enjoy the most is the amount of time I get to work with other people, including the different clients and the team at the office. I am constantly learning from intelligent people and am pushed to learn more.

What skills do you think are most important for new accounting grads entering the workforce?

Take initiative for yourself and look into a wide range of job opportunities revolving around accounting, as you will

come to realize that not every company is the right fit for you. It is important to take the time to have conversations with interviewers and HR at the companies to see if you fit into the culture of the company. What you are doing for work matters, but also the people you work with and the rapport of the office is essential. The community you choose to work in will become your life until the next chapter that God leaves you to, so choose wisely.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

God willing, I will have my CPA designation. I was surprised at how much I loved auditing, so I may still be in that field. If not, I would love to start up a business of my own, but I am still praying and thinking about what type of business that will be.

Can you describe what life after Burman has been like?

Independently dependent because I am able to stand on my own two feet, but I need to be intentional and need to make the effort now more than ever to make a community.

Advice to this year’s grads?

Don’t hold yourself to a specific timeline in your life. If you aren’t getting the goals you thought you would, that is ok! Keep striving to be in a space that you are passionate about. Good things take time, so it’s important to make the most of the season you are currently in and learn as much as you possibly can.

Thank you Anna, for letting us see a glimpse into your life after Burman! Looking forward to your generous donations to Burman :)

Semester Recap

AHHHHHHHHHH–Thank you.

- Manny

First and foremost, thank you, Emma. Thank you people for listening to my psychotic rambling.

- Martin

Firstly, I would like to thank nepotism. Secondly, I would like to thank Emma for hiring me. For better or worse she gave me a platform and gave me the space to share my nonsense and write articles about things that brought me joy. To my campus, I hope the newspaper served as a break from the day-to-day hustle, and I hope you aren’t afraid of any of us :) I am looking forward to next year and to sharing more stories and collecting many more memories.

- Teresa

Any last words?

Thank you, Emma, for hiring me and putting up with all my grammatical errors. I appreciate being a part of such a fun team on campus. I look forward to next year and what it will bring in terms of our shenanigan reports.

- Renee

Thank you, Emma, for being such a great boss! And thank you to everyone who took the time to read our newspaper. I hope you enjoyed it!

- Thirsa

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