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Don’t Miss the Seafood Roadshow, Saturday, December 21st at Our N. Muskegon, Whitehall & Newaygo Stores.
Winter’s Fire Glazed Spiral Ham
2
Family Pack Rib-Eye Steaks
99
1
lb.
99
Spiral Sliced Half Ham
1
69
Sugardale Whole Boneless Ham
lb.
save up to $1.50 lb.
699
SLICED FREE USDA Inspected
4
lb.
99
Whole Boneless Beef Rib-Eye
lb.
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lb.
save up to $3.50 lb.
Butt Portion
1 59
lb.
Frick’s Premium Shank Portion Ham
1
49
3
Bottom Round Rump Roast
lb.
lb.
SLICED FREE USDA Inspected
Split Chicken Breast
Twin Pack
(sold as roast only)
1
49
lb.
Value Pack
1
HALF
PRICE!
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lb.
save up to $3.30 lb.
Fresh, All-Natural
Pork Shoulder Roast
99
Boneless Beef Rib Roast
save up to $1.60 lb.
save up to $1.00 lb. Plumb’s Fresh, All-Natural
5
USDA Inspected
69
Boneless Angus Beef
Whole Beef Tenderloin
6
29
lb.
49
lb.
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Plumb’s Holiday “Harvest of the Sea” Shrimp-tacular! EZ Peel
EZ Peel
Cooked Shrimp
Cooked Shrimp
Cooked Shrimp
Uncooked Shrimp
Uncooked Shrimp
Uncooked Shrimp
10 49
11 99
12 99
8 29
10 49
9 79
41 - 50 ct. 16 oz. bag
26 - 30 ct. 16 oz. bag
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Assorted Varieties
Juicy & Sweet
4
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LESSER AMOUNTS:
~3.50 ea.
save up to $2.70
2
Assorted Varieties
(11.5 - 12 oz.);
Nabisco Snack Crackers
Cheetos
(9 - 9.75 oz.)
(excludes baked & natural)
or Fritos Corn Chips
5.5 - 9.5 oz.
2
(10.5 oz.)
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Shredded Cheese
(6 - 8 oz.) or Cubed Colby Jack (8 oz.)
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3
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Assorted Varieties
Doritos Tortilla Chips
21 - 25 ct. 16 oz. bag
26 - 30 ct. 16 oz. bag
Regular or Unsalted Quarters (1 lb.) or Spreadable Butter: Light with Olive Oil or Canola & DHA (15 oz.)
12 pk., 12 oz. cans 8 pk., 1/2 liter btls. or 8 pk., 12 oz. btls. (plus deposit)
99
31 - 40 ct. 16 oz. bag
Challenge Butter
Pepsi Products
Tangerines or Clementines
5 lb. box
21 - 25 ct. 16 oz. bag
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General Mills Chex Cereal
Assorted Varieties
Sara Lee Pies
Rice (12.8 oz.) or Corn or Wheat (14 oz.)
4
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WHEN YOU BUY 4 BOXES
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19.6 - 37 oz.
Buy One, Get One of Equal or Lesser Value
LESSER AMOUNTS:
~2.50 ea.
FREE save up to $7.99
As the season of greatest need and thoughtful giving approaches, Plumb’s wants to help in your gift-giving efforts Buy $100 in Plumb’s Gift Cards (in denominations of $20 or more) and get an additional $10 Gift Certificate, or purchase $50 in Gift Cards and get an additional $5 Gift Certificate! Offer effective through Dec. 28, 2013. SUN.
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OUR QUALITY & FRESHNESS IS
Pat, Meat Mgr. at Plumb’s Sherman store.
200% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED If you’re not completely satisfied, we will exchange it, AND refund it!
2
Fresh Ground Several Times Daily! Certified, Fresh
Ground Chuck Family Pack
79
Plumb’s All-Natural Fresh
Pork Steak or Country Style Ribs
lb.
Family Pack
save up to $1.60 lb.
Kentucky Legend Ham
Jennie-O Turkey Store
3
Old Fashioned
(excludes extra lean)
99
lb.
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3
Hardwood Smoked Whole Picnics
Grade A, All-Natural Whole
Ground Turkey 20 oz.
lb.
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Assorted Varieties
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1
79
Roasting Chicken
1
99
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29
1
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49
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ENJOY TENDER RIDGE ANGUS BEEF TM FOR “TENDERNESS AT ITS PEAK” TM Tender Ridge Angus Beef
Tender Ridge Angus Beef
SemiBoneless Beef Rib Roast
lb.
Boneless Beef Bottom Round Steak
999
379
Wilson Foods Pork Chitterlings
Las Campanas Burritos or Taquitos 32 oz.
2
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2
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Previously Frozen 6 oz.
9
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Flakes, Legs or Chunks or Lobster Chunks 8 oz. pkg.
Previously Frozen
8
99
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save up to $1.50
Buy One, Get One
FREE
99
lb.
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Holiday Entertaining Headquarters! Boneless Half Ham
Whole Boneless
Ham
(Water Added)
2
69
lb.
(Water Added)
1
89
lb.
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save up to $1.00 lb.
Jennie-O Turkey Store
Alexander & Hornung Half Ham
Premium
Premium
2
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TransOcean Imitation Crab
Semi-Boneless
(Water Added)
399
Snow Crab Clusters
Lobster Tails
49
Your
16 oz. pkg.
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13 - 14 oz.
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Smithfield Premium Sliced Bacon
Wild Caught
Hillshire Farm Sausage, Brats, Lit’l Smokies or Franks
12 - 16 oz.
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16 oz.
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lb.
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Bob Evans Sausage Roll
699
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Assorted Varieties
399
Assorted Varieties
Twin Pack, 44 oz. pkg.
899
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Tyson Cornish Hens
10 lb. tub
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Boneless Beef Stew Meat or Cubed Steak
lb.
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Tender Ridge Angus Beef
Family Pack
lb.
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3
SemiBoneless Beef Rib-Eye Steaks Family Pack
899
2
Tender Ridge Angus Beef
Pan Roast
99
White & Combo 32 oz.
3
lb.
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99
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Self-Basting, Grade A, Young
Young Turkeys
lb.
Side Dishes
20 - 24 oz.
2
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2
lb.
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Armour Meatballs
Original or Italian 14 oz.
249
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2 oz. pkg.
20 - 32 oz. jar
169
129
Thin Sliced Chipped Meats
Claussen Pickles
Turkey Breast
Assorted Sizes
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5
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Previously Frozen 4 oz., each
499
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250
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King Crab Legs
1499
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Round Lake Large Fruit Tray each
1149
4
99
Juicy & Sweet
Tangerines or Clementines 5 lb. box
Plump & Juicy
Blueberries or Blackberries 6 oz. pkg.
Tender, Crisp
Green Beans
Red Grapefruit
(27 ct. size) each
4
each
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Great Baked or Mashed
(40 ct. size) or
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9
29
Large Veggie Tray
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Seedless Navel Oranges
2
99
Round Lake
Idaho Russet Potatoes
Organic Romaine Hearts
3
3
3 ct. pkg.
8 lb. bag
79
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49
69
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Earthbound Farm Organic Salads
A Healthy Choice
Jumbo Sweet Potatoes
lb.
Great for Cooking
Yellow Onions
Baby Carrots
3 lb. bag
299
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Zen Blend, Power Greens or Mixed Kales 5 oz.
99|
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2 lb. bag
149
249
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FRESH FLORAL Florist Quality
Florist Quality
each
5
Nature Sweet Cherub Tomatoes
12 ct. Rose Bouquet
Happy Holiday Bouquet
each
7
99
Fresh Express Salad Blends
Caesar Kit, Italian, Hearts of Romaine or American 10 - 12 oz.
10.5 oz.
349
99
2
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Fresh Baked
8-inch Pies
Apple, Pumpkin, Blueberry, Peach, Cherry and More, each
4
Half Pie
269
99
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Fresh Baked
Fresh Baked
Blueberry, Lemon Poppy, Banana Nut, Double Dutch & More 16 oz., 4 ct.
Swirl, Plain, Pumpernickel or Caraway 16 oz.
Jumbo Muffins
349
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Sweet & Tasty
Jumbo Cinnamon Rolls 6 ct.
Rye Bread
279
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3
49
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Virginia or Honey Ham
Smoked or Oven Roasted Turkey
each
Half Cake
save up to $2.00
379
499
lb.
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French Bread
Plain or with Seeds 17 oz.
219
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wirl, Cinnamon Cinnamon SSwirl, Banana Nut, Blueberry, Danish Butter, Double Chocolate & More, 16 oz.
3999
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Fresh Baked
Dinner or Potato Rolls 8 ct.
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Plumb’s Fresh Deli Made
Burritos
Beef, Chicken or Beef & Bean 16 oz.
349
ea.
save up to 50|
or Leon’s Cranberry Orange Relish or Bread Pudding
499
lb.
save up to $2.00 lb.
Plumb’s Fresh, Deli Made
Family Meals Goulash, Meatloaf, Macaroni & Cheese, Chicken Alfredo or Spaghetti & Meatballs 48 - 56 oz.
599
ea.
save up to $1.00
4
Hard Salami
Cranberry Fluff
Moist & Delicious Fresh Baked
lb.
Sterling
Plumb’s Fresh Deli Made
8-inch Boston Creme Cake
699
4
99
Kym, Deli Clerk at Plumb’s North Muskegon store.
SAVE UP TO $2.00 LB.
Hand Decorated
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99
lb.
SAVE UP TO $2.00 LB.
Sandridge Potato Salad
Original or Mustard Style, or Cole Slaw or Macaroni Salad
199
lb.
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Plumb’s Fresh Deli Made
Mini Subs
Ham & Cheese, Turkey & Cheese or Roast Beef
3
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Pat, Cashier at Plumb’s Apple Ave. store.
YOUR
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Doritos Tortilla Chips
Assorted Varieties
Sierra Mist, Schweppes or Citrus Breeze
Pepsi Products
12 pk., 12 oz. cans 8 pk., 1/2 liter btls. or 8 pk., 12 oz. btls. (plus deposit)
LESSER AMOUNTS:
Nabisco Snack Crackers
2 liter bottle (plus deposit)
÷~12
~3.50 ea.
4
Assorted Varieties
save up to ~3.98 on 2
save up to $9.90 on 10
Natural Light or Light Ice
Aquafina Water
Nabisco Ritz Crackers
™÷~6
Assorted Varieties
16 oz.
8 - 10 oz.
Welch’s Sparkling Grape Juice
Kraft Jet-Puffed Marshmallows
White or Red 25.4 oz.
™÷~6
™÷~3
™÷~5
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save up to 97| on 3
save up to ~3.00
Assorted Varieties
Snyder Pretzels or Tortillas
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£÷~5
5ªª
save up to ~1.70
Assorted Varieties
save up to ~3.58 on 2
750 ml
1049
save up to ~2.00
save up to ~2.00
™÷~5
(10.5 oz.)
Barefoot Cellars Wine
15 pk., 12 oz. cans (plus deposit)
939
3ªª
or Fritos Corn Chips
Assorted Varieties
Miller Lite or Genuine Draft
18 pk., 12 oz. cans (plus deposit)
24 pk., 1/2 liter btls.
2 liter bottle (plus deposit)
(9 - 9.75 oz.) (excludes baked & natural)
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save up to ~9.96 on 4
Pepsi Products
Cheetos
5.5 - 9.5 oz.
10
WHEN YOU BUY 4 MULTI-PACKS
Assorted Varieties
(11.5 - 12 oz.);
save up to ~1.18 on 2
save up to 98| on 2
save up to ~1.98 on 2
Assorted Varieties
Lipton Iced Tea
Assorted Varieties
Faygo Club Soda or Tonic Water
Assorted Varieties
Lipton Pure Leaf Tea
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Hershey’s Christmas Candy
Kisses, Hugs, Miniatures or Peppermint Pattie, 10 - 11 oz.
™÷~6
™÷~6
¡º÷~10
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save up to ~1.98 on 2
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Gluten Free
Udi’s White Sandwich Bread
Udi’s Double Chocolate Muffins
499
Assorted Varieties
Baby Ruth, Butterfinger or Crunch (10 - 11 oz.); or Butterfinger or Crunch Jingles (10 oz.)
2 liter btls. (plus deposit)
save up to 21|
save up to ~9.90 on 10
save up to ~13.90 on 10
Nestlé Miniatures
Faygo Pop
88|
¡º÷~10
¡º÷~10
save up to ~1.80
Assorted Varieties
Regular or Diet 1 liter (plus deposit)
3 - 4 ct.
349
save up to ~4.98 on 2
save up to ~2.58 on 2
save up to ~2.00
12 oz.
™÷~5
™÷~6
4ªª
Microwave Popcorn
(24 oz.), Regular or Lightly Salted Mixed Nuts (10.3 oz.) or Cashew Halves & Pieces (8 oz.)
9.75 - 14 oz.
9.5 - 13 oz.
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Assorted Varieties
Dry Roasted Peanuts
Sunshine Cheez-It Crackers
Nabisco Chips Ahoy! Cookies
(12 pk., 1/2 liter btls.), Lipton PureLeaf Tea (6 pk., 18.5 oz.) or Frappuccino (4 pk., 9.5 oz. btls.)
BETTER THAN
Assorted Large Varieties
Betty Crocker Gluten Free Chocolate Chip Cookie Mix
Bisquick Gluten Free Baking Mix
12 oz.
16 oz.
16 oz.
399 349 349 CONVENIENT FROZEN FOODS save up to $2.00
save up to $2.00
save up to 50|
save up to ~1.50
Alex, Clerk at Plumb’s Grand Rapids store.
Assorted Varieties
BETTER THAN
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1 2 PRICE!
Stouffer’s Family Size or Easy Express Entrees
Assorted Varieties
Buy Two, Get One
5ªª
29.5 - 40 oz.
Assorted Varieties
Sara Lee Pies
FREE Offer Will Scan at Register
save up to ~2.60
19.6 - 37 oz.
Buy One, Get One of Equal or Lesser Value
FREE
Cool Whip Topping
8 oz.
save up to ~7.99
99| save up to ~1.16
MADE IN MUSKEGON
Cole’s Garlic Toast
Assorted Varieties
Tina’s Burrito or Chimichanga
™÷~5
save up to 30| on 2
Freshlike Frozen Vegetables
save up to 98| on 2
¡º÷~10
Ore Ida Potatoes 19 - 32 oz.
™÷~6
save up to ~2.38 on 2
Great Lakes Pierogies 16 oz.
Buy One, Get One
FREE save up to ~5.99
Pie Crusts
Regular or Deep Dish 2 ct., 10 - 12 oz.
™÷~4
save up to ~2.38 on 2
Dean’s Country Fresh Premium Ice Cream
™÷~6
48 oz.
save up to ~3.98 on 2
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Breyers CarbSmart Bars
(6 ct.), Magnum Bars (3 ct.) or Klondike: Ice Cream Bars or Sandwiches (4 - 6 ct.). Choco Taco (4 ct.); or Good Humor Bars (6 ct.)
16 oz.
Assorted Varieties Assorted Varieties
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Regular or Cheese (14 oz.), Big Texan Texas Toast (17.5 oz.) or Garlic Bread Sticks ( 10.5 oz.)
4 oz.
™÷88|
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Assorted Varieties
save up to ~12.90 on 10
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Eggo Waffles
24 ct., 25.8 - 29.6 oz.
449
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™÷~7
save up to ~4.98 on 2
Assorted Varieties
Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream
pint
349
save up to ~2.00
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Aunt Millie’s Homestyle Bread
Assorted Varieties
BETTER THAN
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Maxwell House Ground Coffee
Kellogg’s Cereal
Corn Flakes (18 oz.), Crispix or Rice Krispies (12 oz.) or Special K Red Berries (11.2 oz.)
Assorted Varieties
Progresso Soup
Traditional or Rich & Hearty 18.5 - 19 oz.
(28 - 30.6 oz.) (excludes decaf.) or Yuban Colombian (31 oz.)
6
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Buy One, Get One
Coffee-mate
49 4
2
save up to ~5.58 on 2
35.3 oz.
99
40 oz.
Swanson Broth
£÷~2
¡º÷~10
Assorted Varieties
10.75 oz.
14 - 14.5 oz.
save up to ~6.50 on 10
save up to ~1.87 on 3
Del Monte Vegetables
™÷~6
¬÷~4
save up to ~3.38 on 2
save up to ~3.95 on 5
Vlasic Pickles
™÷~4
£÷~4
2ªª
BETTER THAN
/
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Canned Fruit
£÷~5
¡º÷~10
Apricots, Pears, Peaches, Fruit Cocktail or Mandarin Oranges (15 - 15.25 oz.) or Pineapple (20 oz.)
™÷~6
¡º÷~10
save up to ~2.38 on 2
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Keebler Ready Crust
™÷~4
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BETTER THAN
Rothbury Farms Croutons
Buy Two, SAVE
~200
Offer Will Scan at Register
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Assorted Varieties
5 oz.
¡º÷~10
save up to ~10.90 on 10
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(6 - 9 oz.) or Tart Shells (6 ct., 4 oz.)
Pecans or Walnuts Halves or Pieces 6 oz.
2
save up to 80|
Hidden Valley Ranch Dressings
or Vinaigrettes (16 oz.) or Sandwich Spread (12 oz.)
Kar’s Baking Nuts
Betty Crocker Frosting
29 oz.
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Assorted Varieties
save up to ~2.17 on 3
Libby’s Canned Pumpkin
save up to ~1.97 on 3
save up to ~3.78 on 2
Assorted Varieties
12 - 16 oz.
Heinz Home Style or Fat Free Gravy 12 oz.
3.7 - 6.6 oz. (excludes deluxe)
Regular or Cheddar 6 oz.
save up to ~5.90 on 10
Assorted Varieties
Gherkins, Stackers or Midgets (16 oz.), Spears or Sweet Butter Chips (24 oz.), or Kosher Dills (32 oz.)
Betty Crocker Potatoes
French’s French Fried Onions
Sliced Carrots, Diced or Sliced Potatoes, Peas, Cream Style Corn or Regular or No Salt: Whole Kernel Corn or Cut or French Style Green Beans, 14.5 - 15.25 oz.
¡º÷~10
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™÷~4
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2ªª
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save up to ~1.20
Ocean Spray Juice or Blends
22 - 30 oz.
1 2ª
1ªª
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Kraft Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip
Jellied or Whole 14 oz.
Buy One, Get One
save up to ~2.89
Assorted Varieties
Bruce’s Cut Sweet Yams
Buttermilk, Whole Grain Honey White, Cracked Wheat or 100% Whole Wheat 24 oz.); or White or Hawaiian Dinner Rolls (12 ct.)
FREE FREE
Original Non-Dairy Creamer
save up to ~5.50
Ocean Spray Cranberry Sauce
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12 - 16 oz.
¡º÷~10 save up to ~9.90 on 10
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5.75 - 6 oz.
10 oz.
DeLallo Olives
DeLallo Bruschetta
™÷~3
4
save up to ~3.00
Food Colors, Seasonal Spices or Seasonings
Aunt Millie’s Brown & Serve Split Top White Rolls
25%
™÷~4
Gravy Mix
(.75 - 1.31 oz.) or
(.6 - 4 oz.)
5.75 oz.
3ªª
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McCormick
Sliced Salad or Stuffed Manzanilla Olives
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save up to ~2.25
save up to ~2.96 on 4
12 ct.
save up to ~1.78 on 2
VALUE HEALTH & HOME
Laurie, GM Mgr. at Plumb’s North Muskegon store.
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Aussie or Herbal Essences Shampoo or Conditioner
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Quilted Northern Bath Tissue
Brawny Paper Towels
Ultra Strong or Ultra Plush Double Roll (12 ct.) or Triple Roll (8 ct.)
5ªª
Dixie Plates
™÷~4
save up to ~2.58 on 2
(50 oz.) or Micro Pacs (24 ct.)
6ªª
3ªª
(8 ct.) or Pick-a-Size (6 ct.)
save up to ~3.30
(22 - 48 ct.) or Bowls (26 - 35 ct.); or Grab’n Go Cups (12 oz.; 14 ct.) or Napkins (180 ct.); Vanity Fair: Bowls (18 ct.), Plates (12 - 20 ct.) or Napkins (40 -100 ct.); or Mardi Gras Napkins (250 ct.)
Wisk 2X Liquid Laundry Detergent
save up to ~2.70
save up to ~3.00
37.5 - 75 sq. ft.
™÷~4
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Coffee Filters
Cone #4 (40 ct.) or White Basket (200 ct.)
£÷~4
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Great Stocking Stuffers! Assorted Varieties
249
2ªª
each
save up to 50|
Best Made Plush Animals each
save up to ~1.00
2
49
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Aluminum Foil
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Mattel Hot Wheel Basic Vehicles 1 ct.
10
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99|
¡º÷~10
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40 sq. ft. roll
save up to 50|
1 ct.
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500-pc.
Plates or Napkins Each Package
Gerson Images Jigsaw Puzzles
Unique Holiday Tableware
399
10
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Del Monte Golden Ripe Pineapple
Assorted Varieties
Yoplait Yogurt
4 - 6 oz. (excludes fruplait)
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Big Chief Granulated Sugar
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Water
Purified or Spring 24 pk., 16.9 oz. bottles
Regular or Unbleached 5 lb.
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Libby’s Canned Vegetables
Kraft Chunk Cheese
Corn, Peas or Green Beans, 14.5 - 15 oz.
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Tombstone 12-inch Pizza
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Assorted Varieties
Original (20.5 - 23.93 oz.), Garlic Bread (26.7 - 29.5 oz.) or Jack’s Natural Rising Crust (26.7 - 30.5 oz.)
7 - 8 oz.
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Gold Medal Flour
Mushrooms
88
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Betty Crocker Cake Mix
1 2 PRICE!
Nestlé Morsels or Chunks
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Assorted Varieties
BETTER THAN
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10 - 12 oz.
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Kraft Cheese Singles
2
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I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!
Coffee-mate Flavored Creamer
(15 - 16 oz. or 2 ct., 7.5 oz.) or Spray (8 oz.)
16 oz.
™÷~4
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Pillsbury Ready To Bake Cookie Dough
Philadelphia Cream Cheese
8 oz. box
16 - 16.5 oz.
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Vitamin D Milk
Dean’s Country Fresh Holly Nog 1/2 gallon
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Fruit Punch (128 oz.);
Assorted Varieties
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Minute Maid
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Regular or Unsalted Quarters (1 lb.) or Spreadable Butter: Light with Olive Oil or Canola & DHA (15 oz.)
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Gold Peak Tea
Assorted Varieties
Challenge Butter
Rich, Dairy Mgr. at Plumb’s Sherman store.
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(16 oz.) or Heavy Whipping Cream (8 oz.)
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Reddi Wip Topping
Original, Fat Free or Extra Creamy 6.5 oz.
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NEW YORK TIMES CROSSWORD
No. 1201
TWO HALVES IN ONE By Alan Derkazarian / Edited by Will Shortz
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22 Ones with bouquets, maybe
60 Private gatherings 63 Having macadamias or pecans, say
99 University in L e w i s t o n , N . Y.
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103 Speculate, say
29 Plebiscites
6 5 Wo r d w i t h h o l y o r sacred
105 Cadenza or Forte maker
3 0 S t a n d s o n e ’s g r o u n d 32 Clothing lines
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6 7 M e t o n e ’s p o t e n t i a l
107 Some badges
3 4 Yv e s ’s “ e v e n ”
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108 ® accompaniers
35 Amphibious rodent
109 Not a reduction: A b b r.
36 Autobahn hazard
45 “Really?”
84 Sin city
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6 8 Yu r i ’s “ p e a c e ” 69 Publicize
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8 3 B i s h o p ’s p l a c e
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85 Libran stone
98 Nickname for G e o rg i a ’s c a p i t a l
76 Quizzes
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contain the numbers 1 through 4 (easy) or 1 through 6 (challenging) without repeating.
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with the number in the top-left corner.
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INSIDE: COMPLETE TV LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK AHEAD SUNDAY DECEMBER 15, 2013
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Song and dance man James and Dule had done a lot of singing After waiting years, and performed Michael the “Psychos” are victori- Jackson’s ‘Man in the ous! Mirror.’ ” Die-hard fans of USA In the special, Shawn Network’s “Psych” finally and Gus (Roday and Hill) get to see “Psych: The track down crazed playMusical” on Sunday, Dec. wright Z (guest star An15. thony Rapp, “Rent”). Z is For those who know accused of acting out evDule Hill only from ery scorned playwright’s “The West Wing,” he’s a fantasy – OK, maybe smooth tap-dancer now only the most delusional starring on Broadway scorned playwrights in “After Midnight.” He, – of burning a theater to James Roday, Timothy the ground with a critic Omundson (who has a inside. particularly rich bariZ was institutionaltone) and the rest of the ized in a hospital for the cast also prove they can criminally insane, where sing in the two-hour he had, conveniently, special. confided in Mr. Yang “After Season 5, we (Ally Sheedy). were at Comic-Con, and As usual, “Psych” (series creator Steve does not take itself too Franks) put it out there seriously, and the musito fans: ‘Do you want a cal does not require musical?’ And everyone knowing the series’ back screamed,” Roday says. stories. “He could have said, ‘Do “I designed everything you want a show where I wrote in this episode, we all sit in a circle and every character in a break wind?’ And they or dialogue, every song would have reacted in character is introduced the same way.” as if this is the first time,” Franks recalls he Franks says. “If you nevtoyed with the idea of er watched an episode of creating a musical episode since the beginning. ‘Psych,’ this is the perfect one to get introduced.” “We had started on Franks doesn’t miss a the pilot, talking about beat and acknowledges doing a musical, and it that hard-core Psychos, was just a weird, offas fans of the seventhin-the-distance idea,” season show refer to Franks says. “We talked themselves, will find about it because after the last shot of the pilot, incongruities.
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WEEKLY SPORTS / CONVERSION GUIDE CHANNEL CONVERSION GUIDE
CGR — Comcast Grand Rapids
SUNDAY DECEMBER 15, 2013
WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 18, 2013
12 p.m. FS1 College Basketball St. John’s vs. Syracuse (N) 1 p.m. FOX-17 FOX-28 NFL Football Chicago Bears at Cleveland Browns (N) CBS-9 NFL Football New England Patriots at Miami Dolphins (N) CBS-22 NFL Football Houston Texans at Indianapolis Colts (N) 2:30 p.m. FS1 College Basketball La Salle at Villanova (N) 4 p.m. CBS-3 FOX-17 FOX-28 NFL Football Regional Coverage (N) 4:30 p.m. FS1 College Basketball Chicago State at DePaul (N) 6 p.m. FOXSP NBA Basketball Portland Trail Blazers at Detroit Pistons (N Subject to Blackout) PRIME College Basketball Troy at Kansas State (N) 8 p.m. NBC-8 NBC-16 NFL Football Cincinnati Bengals at Pittsburgh Steelers (N)
7 p.m. BIG TEN College Basketball Delaware at Ohio State (N) ESPN NBA Basketball Indiana Pacers at Miami Heat (N) ESPN2 College Basketball Texas at North Carolina (N) 7:30 p.m. FOXSP NBA Basketball Detroit Pistons at Boston Celtics (N Subject to Blackout) 8 p.m. FS1 College Basketball San Francisco at St. John’s (N) 9 p.m. ESPN2 College Basketball Stanford at Connecticut (N) 9:30 p.m. ESPN NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Houston Rockets (N) FSDP PRIME College Basketball Northwestern State at Baylor (N)
MONDAY DECEMBER 16, 2013
7 p.m. BIG TEN College Basketball Mississippi Valley State at Northwestern (N) FOXSP NBA Basketball Detroit Pistons at Indiana Pacers (N Subject to Blackout) 8 p.m. ESPN NFL Football Baltimore Ravens at Detroit Lions (N Subject to Blackout)
TUESDAY DECEMBER 17, 2013
THURSDAY DECEMBER 19, 2013
7 p.m. NBCSP College Basketball Iona at Dayton (N) 7:30 p.m. ESPN College Basketball CARQUEST Auto Parts Classic — Duke vs. UCLA (N) 8 p.m. FSDP College Basketball Clemson at Auburn (N) TNT NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Oklahoma City Thunder (N) 10:30 p.m. TNT NBA Basketball San Antonio Spurs at Golden State Warriors (N)
FRIDAY DECEMBER 20, 2013
7 p.m. BIG TEN College Basketball Nicholls State at Indiana (N) 7:30 p.m. FOXSP NBA Basketball Charlotte Bobcats at Detroit Pistons (N Subject to Blackout) 8 p.m. ESPN NBA Basketball Houston Rockets at Indiana Pacers (N) ESPN2 College Football NCAA Division I, First Semifinal: Teams TBA (N) 9 p.m. BIG TEN College Basketball Nebraska-Omaha at Minnesota (N) 10:30 p.m. ESPN NBA Basketball Minnesota Timberwolves at Los Angeles Lakers (N)
7 p.m. BIG TEN College Basketball North Florida at Michigan State (N) ESPN College Basketball Jimmy V Classic — Cincinnati vs. Pittsburgh (N) FS1 College Basketball Yale at Providence (N) FSDP College Basketball Charlotte at Florida State (N) 8 p.m. PRIME College Basketball Texas-Arlington at Oklahoma (N) 9 p.m. ESPN College Basketball Jimmy V Classic — Florida vs. Memphis (N) ESPN2 College Basketball MisSATURDAY souri State at Louisville (N) FS1 College Basketball Ball DECEMBER 21, 2013 State at Marquette (N) FSDP College Basketball Tex12 p.m. as-Arlington at Oklahoma (Joined ESPN College Basketball in Progress) (N) Georgetown at Kansas (N)
ESPN2 College Football NCAA Division II, Final: Teams TBA (N) FOXSP College Basketball East Carolina at North Carolina State (N) FSDP PRIME College Basketball Tulsa at Texas Christian (N) 2 p.m. ESPN College Football Gildan New Mexico Bowl: Teams TBA (N) FOXSP College Basketball Maine at Providence (N) College Basketball FS1 Youngstown State at St. John’s (N) FSDP PRIME College Basketball Orange Bowl Classic — Florida State vs. Massachusetts (N) 3 p.m. NBCSP College Basketball Governor’s Holiday Classic — Hampton at James Madison (N) 3:30 p.m. ABC-13 ABC-41 College Football Royal Purple Las Vegas Bowl: Teams TBA (N) ESPN2 College Basketball Gonzaga vs. Kansas State (N) 4 p.m. CBS-3 CBS-9 CBS-22 College Basketball Michigan State at Texas (N) FS1 College Basketball Rider at Villanova (N) 4:30 p.m. FSDP PRIME College Basketball Orange Bowl Classic — Florida vs. Fresno State (N) 5:30 p.m. ESPN College Football Famous Idaho Potato Bowl: Teams TBA (N) ESPN2 College Basketball Illinois at Missouri (N) NBCSP College Basketball Governor’s Holiday Classic — Virginia Commonwealth vs. Virginia Tech (N) 6 p.m. FS1 College Basketball Louisville at Florida International (N) 7:30 p.m. ESPN2 College Basketball Gotham Classic — Notre Dame vs. Ohio State (N) FSDP NBA Basketball Houston Rockets at Detroit Pistons (N Subject to Blackout) 8 p.m. WGN-A NBA Basketball Cleveland Cavaliers at Chicago Bulls (N) 8:30 p.m. FS1 College Basketball Brooklyn Hoops Holiday Invitational — Michigan vs Stanford (N) 9 p.m. ESPN College Football R&L Carriers New Orleans Bowl — Louisiana-Lafayette vs. Tulane (N) 11:30 p.m. ESPN2 College Basketball Colorado vs. Oklahoma State (N)
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CBS News Sunday Morning Nation All In Chan The NFL Today (N) Paid Paid Paid Paid Supercross Preview NFL Football Regional Coverage. (N) (Live) Meet the Press ‘G’ To Point In Touch Kds Action Sports From Breckenridge, Colo. Golf Golf News 8 at 6pm (N) Paid AntiAg This Week WZZM Paid To Be Announced The Borrowers (’11) (Stephen Fry) To Be Announced ABC News Fox News Sunday Sunday Mass ‘G’ Ford Lions Report FOX NFL Sunday NFL Football Chicago Bears at Cleveland Browns. (N) (Live) NFL Football Regional Coverage. (4:25) (N) This Week H20 Rocket Paid Paid Champs Access Hollywood Paid Facelift? SMART Paid Paid The Borrowers (’11) (Stephen Fry) News ABC CBS News Sunday Morning Old Paid Nation The NFL Today (N) NFL Football New England Patriots at Miami Dolphins. (N) NFL NFL Supercross Preview News (N) News CBS News Sunday Morning Nation I Hate My Hair! ‘G’ The NFL Today (N) NFL Football Houston Texans at Indianapolis Colts. (N) NFL Post Supercross Preview News News Career Big On Face the Nation (N) Buck Saturday Night Fever (’77) ››› Bulletproof Monk (’03) ›› Action Material Girls (’06) › (Hilary Duff) Futurama Middle Faith & Heritage Young at Heart On Stage Crusader Football Muskegon City Commission Sailor Football Fox News Sunday FREE Raw Cars.TV Paid FOX NFL Sunday NFL Football Chicago Bears at Cleveland Browns. (N) (Live) NFL Football Regional Coverage. (4:25) (N) Walking by Faith In Touch Living Shut-ins Total History Faith Come In Kingdom Love Classics: Loved Hope Gaither Gospel Fel. Manna In Touch Fellow Morning Service American Love How Can Homecoming Cross Barclay Trans Praze Babbie Be All Outreach Be Radiant.TV Truth for Int. Mass Paid Paid A Nanny for Christmas (’10) ››‡ A Christmas Kiss (’11) ››› Anything but Christmas (’12) ‘PG’ A Christmas Wedding Date (’12) ‘PG’ Beacon Babe Wing S. Martin Christ Products Highway to Heaven Highway to Heaven The Live Products Products Friendship Christ Temple Church (8:00) DWTV DWTV DWTV DWTV DWTV DWTV Kds Winning Rescue Paid AntiAg Paid Paid Paid Wen Hair Facelift? Old Home Home. Pet Pals Paid Paid FREE Paid Rules Rules Today (N) Cressy/ Cthlc Meet the Press ‘G’ Action Sports From Breckenridge, Colo. Golf Golf News News Encore Programming Encore Programming Moyers & Company Encore Programming Pledge specials. Ethan Bortnick Chicago Time Machine Time Home Tiger Rogers Patrol Signing Quiz Quiz Wash Record Group Contrary Moyers & Company Woodsongs ‘G’ Classic Gospel ‘G’ Old Truth Tracks Outdoor Steves Ind. Business Record Ind. Wash Eco Group Contrary Antique Roadshow Masterpiece Classic ‘PG’ (DVS) Weekend Charlie Nature ‘PG’ Nature ‘G’ Magic Moments: The Best of 50s Pop Horses of the West Deepak Chopra MD Return to Downton Abbey ‘G’ Rick Steves: Symphonic The British Beat In Touch Time of Hart Shut-ins Paid Mem. Church Paid Paid Studio B Congo Ernest Angley Hour Paid Prayer Healthy Sumrall In Touch Criminal Minds ‘14’ Titanic (’97) ›››› A woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. (Leonardo DiCaprio) Rodeo Girls ‘PG’ Rodeo Girls ‘PG’ Storage Storage Storage The First 48 ‘14’ Heartbreakers (’01) ››‡ (Sigourney Weaver) (:45) Bring It On (’00) ››‡ (:45) Miss Congeniality (’00) ›› (Sandra Bullock) (:15) White Christmas (’54) ›››› (Bing Crosby) To Be Announced To Be Announced Planet Earth ‘G’ Ramsay’s Kitchen Kitchen Nightmares Ramsay’s Kitchen Kitchen Nightmares Top Gear ‘PG’ Top Gear ‘PG’ Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (’03) Bobby Jones Voice Voice T.D. Jakes Pre. T.D. Jakes Pre. Church Girl (’11) (Sean Blakemore, Robin Givens) Drama B.A.P.S (’97) ›‡ (Halle Berry) Comedy Love Finale Finale Finale Finale Finale Journey College Wrestling University B1G Classic (N) B1G Classic Football Thicker Than Water Real Housewives Matchmaker Shahs of Sunset Shahs of Sunset Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. CMT Music ‘PG’ CMT Music ‘PG’ Hot 20 Countdown “Hot 20 Countdown” ‘PG’ The Guardian (’06) ››‡ (Kevin Costner, Ashton Kutcher) Rudy (’93) ››› (Sean Astin) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Cook Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Grill-Pro Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid State of the Union Fareed Zakaria Reliable Sources State of the Union Fareed Zakaria CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) (8:23) Police Academy ›› South Pk South Pk South Pk (:03) Major League (’89) ››‡ (Tom Berenger) (:36) Analyze This (’99) ››› (Robert De Niro) (:10) The 40-Year-Old Virgin (’05) ››› Washington Journal Newsmakers Washington This Week Washington This Week Washington This Week Washington This Newsmakers Santa Clause 3 Mickey Shake It ANT Good Good Jessie Jessie Jessie Jessie ANT Dog Jessie ‘G’ Good Dog Good Austin Gold Rush ‘PG’ Bering Sea Gold Moonshiners ‘14’ Treehouse Masters Treehouse Masters Treehouse Masters Treehouse Masters Treehouse Masters Treehouse Masters Treehouse Masters The Drama Queen Kardashian There’s Something About Mary (’98) ››‡ John Tucker Must Die (’06) ›‡ Little Fockers (’10) ›‡ , Ben Stiller Total Divas ‘14’ Blast From the Past Hindenburg: The Last Flight (:40) Hindenburg: The Last Flight ‘14’ (:20) 21 Jump Street ››› (:10) Back to the Future Part III ››› Deuce Bigalow: European Scary 3 SportsCenter (N) Sunday NFL Countdown (N) (Live) PBA Bowling Football Sunday on ESPN Radio (N) (Live) Colin’s New SportsCenter (N) Fantasy Football Now (N) (Live) Football Sunday on ESPN Radio (N) Heisman NASCAR Review Poker World Series World Series Mickey’s Twice Upon Landing Prep & Mickey All I Want for Christmas (’91) ›› I’ll Be Home for Christmas (’98) ›‡ Deck the Halls (’06) ›‡ Comedy Muppet-Carol FOX and Friends News HQ House MediaBuzz (N) News HQ News HQ Fox News Sunday Jour. News HQ Carol Alt News HQ MediaBuzz Fox News Sunday Holiday Feast Guy’s Big Bite ‘G’ Pioneer Farm Guy’s Games Restaurant: Im. Restaurant Divided On the Rocks ‘G’ My. Din My. Din Diners Diners Chopped ‘G’ Wing Wing Golf Life XTERRA Game Coaching Sports Unlimited World Poker Tour UEFA TBA Sports Unlimited XTERRA Extreme Pistons Pistons NBA Basketball FOX Sports Live FOX Sports Live FOX NFL Kickoff College Basketball Hoops College Basketball La Salle at Villanova. College Basketball Fox 1 on UEFA Highlights Golf Life XTERRA Game Coaching Sports Unlimited World Poker Tour UEFA Extreme Sports Unlimited XTERRA Wings Lv NHL Hockey: Lightning at Red Wings Man of the House (’05) ›› Comedy The Bounty Hunter (’10) ›‡ (Jennifer Aniston) The A-Team (’10) ››‡ (Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper) Action Iron Man (’08) ››› , Terrence Howard Euro Golf Thailand Golf Championship, Final Round. Golf Golf Golf Golf Golf Feherty Central Golf Pass Whammy Whammy Love Pyramid Pyramid The Chase ‘PG’ Minute to Win It Minute to Win It FamFeud FamFeud FamFeud FamFeud FamFeud FamFeud FamFeud FamFeud Single Santa The Christmas Pageant (’11) ››‡ ‘G’ The Christmas Spirit (’13) ‘PG’ Hats Off to Christmas! (’13) ‘G’ Silver Bells (’05) ›› (Anne Heche) ‘G’ Princess Chrst 24/7 Battleship (’12) ›› (Taylor Kitsch) (:45) Six by Sondheim (’13) Flight (:45) Fever Pitch (’05) ››‡ Sport in America: Our-Stories Bourne Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth First Pla. First Pla. First Pla. First Pla. House Hunters Love It or List It ‘G’ Love It or List It ‘G’ Love It or List It ‘G’ Love It or List It ‘G’ Love It or List It ‘G’ Love It or List It ‘G’ Hunters Hunt Intl American Jungle American Jungle Pawn Mandela Pawn Pawn Cowboy-Outlaw Cowboy-Outlaw Cowboy-Outlaw Cowboy-Outlaw Cowboy-Outlaw Ax Men ‘14’ Osteen Paid The Rainmaker (’97) ››› (Matt Damon, Claire Danes) Witches, East Witches, East Witches, East Witches, East Witches, East Witches, East Supernova (’00) › (:35) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (’02) ››› (:20) The Negotiator (’98) ››› (:45) He Got Game (’98) ››› , Ray Allen Journey 2-Myst Up W/Steve Melissa Harris-Perry (N) Weekends With Alex Witt (N) Meet the Press MSNBC Live (N) Karen Finney Caught on Camera Caught on Camera (8:30) ATL (’06) ››‡ (Tip Harris) Snooki Snooki Girl Code Girl Code Generation Cryo Awk Awk Awk Awk Awk Awk Awk Awk Awk Awk Premier League Soccer Premier English Premier League Soccer Goal Premier Fishing Action Sports (N) ‘PG’ Whitetail Whitetail Whitetail FLW Outdoors ‘G’ Bonnie and Clyde Alaska-Trooper Alaska-Trooper Life Below Zero Life Below Zero Life Below Zero Life Below Zero Life Below Zero Life Below Zero Life Below Zero Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Ever Sponge. Winx Club (N) ‘Y7’ Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. SpongeBob Sponge. Sponge. SpongeBob Snapped ‘PG’ Snapped ‘PG’ Snapped ‘PG’ Snapped ‘PG’ Snapped ‘PG’ Snapped ‘PG’ Snapped ‘PG’ Snapped ‘PG’ Snapped ‘PG’ Snapped ‘PG’ UEFA Highlights Golf Life XTERRA Game Coaching Sports Unlimited World Poker Tour UEFA Extreme Sports Unlimited XTERRA Extreme BMX Supercross College Basketball Boxing Adrien Broner vs. Marcos Rene Maidana. (:45) Lincoln (’12) ›››‡ (Daniel Day-Lewis) Another Day, Another Time Llewyn Davis Bar Rescue ‘PG’ Bar Rescue ‘PG’ Bar Rescue ‘PG’ Bar Rescue ‘PG’ Bar Rescue ‘PG’ Bar Rescue ‘PG’ Bar Rescue ‘PG’ Bar Rescue ‘PG’ Bar Rescue ‘PG’ Bar Rescue ‘PG’ Hope Spr (:45) Shanghai Calling (’12) ››› Men in Black 3 (’12) ››‡ (Will Smith) (:20) Click (’06) ››‡ (:10) The Odd Life of Timothy Green The Company You Keep (’12) ››‡ Pulse (’06) ›‡ (Kristen Bell) Horror Night of the Demons (’09) ›› Horror My Soul to Take (’10) › (Max Thieriot) Daybreakers (’09) ››‡ Horror Underworld: Evolution (’06) ›› Horror Friends Friends Our Family Wedding (’10) ›‡ Norbit (’07) ›‡ (Eddie Murphy) Tyler Perry’s the Family That Preys (’08) Meet the Browns (’08) ›› (Tyler Perry) This Christmas (’07) Arsenic & Lace A Christmas Carol Night-Movies (:15) Holiday Affair (’49) ››› The Bishop’s Wife (’47) ››› Bringing Up Baby (’38) ›››‡ The Thin Man (’34) Noodle Lazy Pagado Opera Fútbol Inglés Enfoque Hard Target (’93) ››‡ The Day After Tomorrow (’04) ››‡ (SS) Opera Videos Asom. Bor Bor Bor Bor Bor Bor Bor Bor Stories of the ER Stories of the ER Stories of the ER Stories of the ER Stories of the ER Stories of the ER Law & Order ‘14’ Law & Order ‘14’ Law & Order ‘14’ Law & Order ‘14’ Invincible (’06) ››‡ (Mark Wahlberg) Face/Off (’97) ››› (John Travolta, Nicolas Cage) Rush Hour 3 ›‡ Ben 10 Teen Teen Steven Reindeer The Naughty List Scooby Adven Regular Regular Regular Adven Adven Steven Uncle Uncle Diary-Wimpy Mysteries-Museum Declassified Gem Hunt ‘PG’ Bizarre Foods Bizarre Foods Tastiest Places Tastiest Places Tastiest Places Tastiest Places Tastiest Places Paid Paid Most Shocking ‘14’ Most Shocking ‘PG’ Most Shocking ‘14’ Bait Car Bait Car Bait Car Bait Car Jokers Jokers World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest... Brady Brady Brady Brady Brady Brady Kirstie The Exes Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby Rose. (:38) Roseanne ‘PG’ Rose. Backyard Jungle Dora... Diego República Deportiva ‘G’ (SS) Al Punto (SS) Navidad S.A. (’08) (Pedro Armendáriz Jr.) El Chavo Animado Pressionados Comed. Noticiero Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Top 20 Count. Best Movie ‘MA’ Mob Wives ‘14’ Top 40 of 2013 Top 40 of 2013 Wild Wild West (’99) › (Will Smith, Kevin Kline) Mob Paid Paid Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. CSI: Miami ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ The Story of the First Noel ‘G’ In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night The Santa Clause 2 (’02) ››
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BEST Mark Burnett
8 p.m. on CBS-3 CBS-9 CBS-22 Survivor In its 27th season, Mark Burnett’s game show-slashsociology master class still packs a punch and draws viewers, thanks in part to the twists and tweaks that make every season different. Tonight fans find out who outwitted, outplayed and outlasted his or her teammates in the season finale, followed by a sure-to-be-charged reunion special. Jeff Probst hosts. 8 p.m. on FOX-17 FOX-28 The Simpsons Snow comes to Springfield, thanks to a radiation leak at the nuclear plant, and the snow brings holiday revelers and shoppers, who proceed to drive up prices. Marge responds by taking in boarders at Chez Simpson in the new episode “White Christmas Blues.” 8 p.m. on CNN Wine to Water: A CNN Heroes Special Presentation This new documentary profiles Doc Hendley, who was named to the CNN Heroes list in 2009 for his efforts to help people around the world gain access to clean water. A bartender, he started out raising funds via wine tastings, but he soon found himself pitching in on those water projects. His Wine to Water organization has helped bring safe water to more than 25,000 people. 8 p.m. on HALL Movie: Finding Christmas Country singer J.T. Hodges stars in this new romance as Owen, a North Carolina man who swaps homes for the holidays with Sean (Mark Lutz), a New York adman. In the big city, Owen finds himself hitting it off with Sean’s assistant (Cristina Rosato), while sparks are flying between Sean and Owen’s sister (Tricia Helfer), a single mom who’s given up on love. Soon both couples have some decisions to make if their new relationships are going to endure.
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60 Minutes (N) Survivor (Season Finale) (N) Survivor “Reunion” (N) (Live) 3 Live at 11pm Leverage ‘PG’ Football Night in America (N) (Live) ‘14’ NFL Football Cincinnati Bengals at Pittsburgh Steelers. (8:20) From Heinz Field in Pittsburgh. (Live) News 8 at 11 Amer. Funniest Home Videos Once Upon a Time (N) ‘PG’ Revenge “Exodus” (N) ‘PG’ (:01) Betrayal (N) News at 11pm Burn Notice ‘14’ NFL Football The OT (N) ‘PG’ The Simpsons Bob’s Burgers Family Guy (N) American Dad Fox 17 News at 10:00PM (N) The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Amer. Funniest Home Videos Once Upon a Time (N) ‘PG’ Revenge “Exodus” (N) ‘PG’ (:01) Betrayal (N) Extra (N) ‘PG’ 60 Minutes (N) Survivor (Season Finale) (N) Survivor “Reunion” (N) (Live) 9/10 News Big Bang 60 Minutes (N) Survivor (Season Finale) (N) Survivor “Reunion” (N) (Live) News Paid Program Big Bang Big Bang The Running Man (’87) ››‡ (Arnold Schwarzenegger) Newschannel 3 Love-Raymond EP Daily (N) ‘G’ Cheaters ‘14’ Young at Heart Veterans Did You Know? Building West Michigan Women Making News Living Green ‘G’ NFL Football The OT (N) ‘PG’ The Simpsons Bob’s Burgers Family Guy (N) American Dad News (N) Modern Family The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Christ in Prop Winter Miracle Jack Van Impe Joseph Prince In Touch Celeb. Today Rejoice Tommy Bates The Sessions CBM Service Rejoice in the Lord ‘G’ John Ankerberg Prophecy/News Mark T. Barclay Perry Stone The Drive Crosstalk Christmas Mail (’10) (Ashley Scott, A.J. Buckley) All I Want for Christmas (’13) (Melissa Sagemiller, Brad Rowe) ‘PG’ Holiday Road Trip (’13) ‘PG’ Baptist Church Dial a Bargain As It Is Written-Call In (N) (Live) Hi Nabor Square Dance Lady Gaga: One Sequin at a Time Paid Program (6:00) DWTV DWTV DWTV TMZ (N) ‘PG’ SAF3 “Under Pressure” ‘PG’ White Collar ‘PG’ WXSP News The Border ‘14’ Republic-Doyle Football Night in America (N) (Live) ‘14’ NFL Football Cincinnati Bengals at Pittsburgh Steelers. (8:20) From Heinz Field in Pittsburgh. (Live) News (6:45) Chicago Time Machine Historic events in everyday locations. Encore Programming Pledge specials. Encore Programming Pledge specials. Backstage Pass ‘14’ Masterpiece Classic ‘PG’ Masterpiece Classic ‘PG’ Masterpiece Classic ‘PG’ TBA Off the Record Masterpiece Classic ‘PG’ Masterpiece Classic ‘PG’ Masterpiece Classic ‘PG’ Masterpiece Classic ‘PG’ Purdue Christmas Show 2012 ‘G’ The British Beat (My Music) ‘G’ Masterpiece Classic ‘PG’ Masterpiece Classic ‘PG’ Masterpiece Classic ‘PG’ Brit Floyd: Live at Red Rocks Israel Tour Feb Cooking With Paid Program Jack Van Impe Perry Stone Paid Program Joyce Meyer Partner in Faith Help for Congo Paid Program The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 (:01) The First 48 ‘14’ Jack Frost (’98) ›› (Michael Keaton, Kelly Preston) Fantasy Premiere. Jack Frost (’98) ›› (Michael Keaton, Kelly Preston) Fantasy Finding Bigfoot ‘PG’ Lone Star Lone Star Call of Wildman Call-Wildman Finding Bigfoot (N) ‘PG’ Uncovering Aliens (N) The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (’03) ›› (Sean Connery) The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (’03) ›› (Sean Connery) Master and Commander (6:30) Love Jones (’97) ››› (Larenz Tate, Nia Long) National Security (’03) ›› (Martin Lawrence, Steve Zahn) T.D. Jakes Presents: Mind B1G Football Game of the Week (6:30) The Journey B1G Classic Big Ten Elite The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Real Housewives of Atlanta Thicker Than Water (N) ‘14’ The Real Housewives of Atlanta What Happens Fashion (5:00) Rudy (’93) ››› Swamp Pawn ‘PG’ Orange County Choppers ‘PG’ Orange County Choppers Cops Reloaded Cops Reloaded Till Debt/Part On the Money 60 Minutes on CNBC The Profit “Maarse Florist” American Greed 60 Minutes on CNBC CNN Special (N) Wine to Water: CNN Heroes Anthony Bourdain Parts CNN Special Wine to Water: CNN Heroes 40-Year-Old Vir (:28) The Longest Yard (’05) ››‡ (Adam Sandler, Chris Rock) Comedy South Park South Park ‘MA’ Tosh.0 ‘14’ Washington This Week Q&A British House of Commons Road to the White House Q&A Dog With Blog Austin & Jessie & Ally All Star Good Luck Charlie, It’s Christmas! (’11) ‘G’ Shake It Up! ‘G’ A.N.T. Farm Good-Charlie Good-Charlie Treehouse Masters ‘PG’ Treehouse Masters (N) ‘PG’ (:01) Alaska: The Last Frontier (:02) Dude, You’re Screwed (N) (:03) Alaska: The Last Frontier Total Divas “Seeing Red” ‘14’ Total Divas ‘14’ Total Divas ‘14’ Total Divas (Season Finale) (N) Kardashian (6:35) Scary Movie 3 (’03) ›› 21 Jump Street (’12) ››› (Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum) The Rookie (’90) ››‡ (Clint Eastwood, Charlie Sheen) SportsCenter (N) (Live) 30 for 30 30/30 Shorts SportsCenter (N) (Live) 2013 World Series of Poker 2013 World Series of Poker 2013 World Series of Poker 2013 World Series of Poker 2013 World Series of Poker The Muppet Christmas Carol National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (’89) ››› Comedy Scrooged (’88) ››› (Bill Murray, Karen Allen) Comedy FOX Report (N) Huckabee FOX News Special Stossel Huckabee Restaurant Express ‘G’ Guy’s Grocery Games (N) ‘G’ Restaurant Express ‘G’ Cutthroat Kitchen (N) ‘G’ Restaurant: Impossible ‘G’ NBA Basketball: Trail Blazers at Pistons Pistons Live (N) (Live) State of Pistons Bull Riding Championship. World Poker Tour: Season 11 NASCAR Race Hub Crowd UFC Insider Breaking Ground: Ronda Rousey UFC Unleashed (N) FOX Sports Live (N) (Live) NHL Hockey Red Wings Live World Poker Tour: Season 11 Bull Riding Championship. World Poker Tour: Season 11 World Poker Tour: Season 11 (5:00) Iron Man (’08) ››› Thor (’11) ››› (Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman) Action Thor (’11) ››› (Chris Hemsworth) Action Golf Franklin Templeton Shootout, Final Round. (6:30) Golf PNC Father/Son Challenge, Final Round. Newlywed Newlywed Newlywed Newlywed Newlywed Newlywed Newlywed Newlywed Newlywed The Chase ‘PG’ (6:00) A Princess for Christmas Finding Christmas (’13) (JT Hodges) Romance Premiere. ‘PG’ Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus (’04) ››› (Crystal Bernard) ‘PG’ Jack the Giant Slayer (’13) ›› (Nicholas Hoult) Fantasy Treme (N) ‘MA’ Getting On (N) School Girl Treme ‘MA’ House Hunters Hunters Int’l White House Christmas 2013 (N) Hawaii Life (N) Hawaii Life (N) House Hunters Renovation ‘G’ House Hunters Hunters Int’l Ax Men “Pain in the Ax” ‘14’ Ax Men ‘14’ Ax Men “Out on a Limb” ‘14’ Ax Men (N) ‘14’ (:02) American Jungle (N) ‘14’ Witches of East End ‘14’ Witches of East End ‘14’ Witches of East End ‘14’ (:01) Witches of East End ‘14’ (:02) Witches of East End ‘14’ Journey 2-Myst (:45) This Is 40 (’12) ››‡ (Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann) Romance-Comedy The Negotiator (’98) ››› (Samuel L. Jackson) Suspense Caught on Camera Caught on Camera MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary Awkward. ‘14’ Awkward. ‘14’ Awkward. ‘14’ Awkward. ‘14’ Awkward. ‘14’ Awkward. ‘14’ Awkward. ‘14’ Awkward. ‘14’ Awkward. “Karmic Relief” ‘14’ Bill Dance Whitetail Dia. Eye of Hunter North to Alaska Territories Wild Hunting TV Out. Secrets NA Hunter Match of the Day Life Below Zero ‘14’ Life Below Zero ‘14’ Ultimate Survival Alaska (N) Kentucky Justice (N) Ultimate Survival Alaska SpongeBob SpongeBob See Dad Run Instant Mom The Last Airbender (’10) ›‡ (Noah Ringer, Dev Patel) Friends ‘14’ (:36) Friends Snapped ‘PG’ Snapped ‘PG’ Snapped “Jodi Arias” (N) ‘PG’ Snapped “Jodi Arias” ‘PG’ Snapped ‘PG’ College Basketball World Poker Tour: Season 11 Bull Riding Championship. World Poker Tour: Season 11 World Poker Tour: Season 11 Homeland ‘MA’ Masters of Sex ‘MA’ Homeland (Season Finale) (N) Masters of Sex ‘MA’ Homeland “The Star” ‘MA’ Bar Rescue ‘PG’ Bar Rescue ‘PG’ Bar Rescue ‘PG’ Bar Rescue “Twin vs. Twin” ‘PG’ Bar Rescue ‘PG’ (:10) Men in Black 3 (’12) ››‡ (Will Smith) Action Independence Day (’96) ››› (Will Smith, Bill Pullman) Science Fiction Looper ››› Resident Evil: Extinction (’07) ›› (Milla Jovovich, Oded Fehr) 28 Days Later (’02) ››› (Cillian Murphy, Noah Huntley) Horror My Soul-Take (6:00) This Christmas ››‡ Why Did I Get Married? (’07) ››‡ (Tyler Perry, Janet Jackson) (DVS) Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too? ››‡ (6:00) The Thin Man ›››› The Man Who Came to Dinner (’41) ›››‡ (Monty Woolley) The Lemon Drop Kid (’51) ››‡ (Bob Hope) Toy Story 2 (’99) ›››› (Voices of Tom Hanks) Comedia (SS) Ice Age: The Meltdown (’06) ›› (Voices of Ray Romano) (SS) Titulares Tele. Operación Breaking the Faith ‘14’ Long Island Medium ‘PG’ Long Island Medium (N) ‘PG’ Breaking the Faith (N) ‘14’ Long Island Medium ‘PG’ (6:00) Rush Hour 3 (’07) ›‡ Fast & Furious (’09) ›› (Vin Diesel, Paul Walker) (DVS) Fast & Furious (’09) ›› (Vin Diesel, Paul Walker) (DVS) (6:00) Diary of a Wimpy Kid (’10) Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (’11) ››‡ , Devon Bostick Bob’s Burgers Bob’s Burgers Family Guy ‘14’ Family Guy ‘14’ Xtreme Xmas (N) ‘G’ Don’t Drive Here “Bangkok” (N) Mysteries at the Museum ‘PG’ America Declassified (N) ‘PG’ America Declassified ‘PG’ World’s Dumbest... ‘14’ Top 20 Funniest (N) ‘14’ World’s Dumbest... ‘14’ World’s Dumbest... ‘14’ (:01) World’s Dumbest... ‘14’ (6:54) Roseanne (:27) Roseanne Roseanne ‘PG’ Roseanne ‘PG’ Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Aquí y Ahora (SS) Premios Bandamax (N) (SS) Sal y Pimienta ‘PG’ (SS) Comediant. Noticiero Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Psych Shawn and Gus track maniacal playwright. (N) ‘PG’ (:01) Psych ‘PG’ (DVS) Mob Wives ‘14’ Chrissy, Jones Chrissy, Jones Chrissy, Jones Love & Hip Hop Wild Wild West (’99) › (Will Smith, Kevin Kline) Action CSI: Miami “Breathless” ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ CSI: Miami “Kill Zone” ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ CSI: Miami “Just One Kiss” ‘14’ Amer. Funniest Home Videos Amer. Funniest Home Videos How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Get Shorty (’95) ›››‡
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Letterman Ferguson Varied Paid Prog. (:05) Up to the Minute News News 3 Live at 5am 3 Live at 6am CBS This Morning Jay Leno Jimmy Fallon Daly Today (2:58) Mad Money Early Tdy News News News 8 Daybreak Today J. Kimmel Nightline Insider News News Varied Programs Morning News News Morning News at 6am Good Morning America Simpsons How I Met Friends 30 Rock How I Met Friends 30 Rock Sunny Maury Varied FOX 17 Morning News ‘G’ FOX 17 Morning News ‘G’ J. Kimmel Nightline Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Better Varied (:06) ABC World News Now Morning Paid Prog. Paid Prog. News 8 Daybreak Good Morning America Letterman Ferguson Varied (:37) Extra (:05) Up to the Minute News Michigan Morning Morning Morning Morning CBS This Morning Letterman Late Late Show/Craig Paid Prog. Up/Minute Varied Programs News WSBT News First Thing in the Morning CBS This Morning Cleveland American American Cash Cab Jewelry Television Jewelry Television Jewelry Television Jewelry Television America America News 3 at 6am Roseanne Roseanne Varied Programs The Office The Office 30 Rock Two Men Fam. Guy Cleveland American King/Hill Paid Prog. OK! TV Recipe.TV Varied Fox 28 Morning Show J. Bakker Varied TCT Precepts Len Creflo D. Prince TCT Alive Your Bible Living Health TCT History J Hagee J. Meyer Prince Creflo D. Shepherd Varied Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Exercise Shepherd’s Chapel Transform Varied Programs Varied Programs Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Meeting Varied Programs Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Bible Varied Movie Varied Programs Crime Insider Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Movie Varied Programs Movie Movie DWTV DWTV DWTV DWTV DWTV Cops Rel. Cops Rel. The Office King/Hill Doppler Varied Programs Shepherd’s Chapel Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Copeland Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Jay Leno J. Fallon Varied Daly (:04) Today Mo ney Varied AgDay ‘G’ News 16 Morning News Today Business World Chicago Tonight T. Smiley C. Rose Varied Programs Steves Chicago Tonight WordGirl Martha Arthur Wild Kratt T. Smiley T. Smiley Varied Programs Clifford Martha Arthur ‘Y’ Wild Kratt Curious Cat in the Business T. Smiley Varied Programs Body Martha Arthur ‘Y’ Wild Kratt Curious Cat in the Varied Programs Charlie Rose World Varied Clifford Martha Arthur ‘Y’ Wild Kratt Curious Cat in the Place for Varied L. Sumrall Varied Programs Paid Prog. Congo Varied J. Meyer Life R. Parsley L. Sumrall Varied Duck D. Varied Duck D. Varied Programs Rodeo Varied Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Dog Dog Dog Varied Movie (:01) Movie Varied Programs Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 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Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. NHL Hockey Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs World Poker Tour Varied Programs Sports Varied FOX Sports Live FOX Sports Live Sports Varied Sports Varied FOX Sports Live FOX Sports Live Sports Varied FOX Sports Live Unleash Varied Programs World Poker Tour Varied Programs (10:30) Movie Varied Programs Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Buffy, Vampire Slayer Buffy, Vampire Slayer (9:30) Golf Varied Programs Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Golf Golf Golf Golf Varied Golf Baggage Baggage FamFeud FamFeud FamFeud FamFeud My Line? Secret Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Match Match Movie Movie Movie Movie Movie Varied Movie Varied Programs Movie Varied Programs Hunters Hunt Intl Varied Programs Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 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Live With Kelly Let’s Make a Deal The Price Is Right NEWS Young & Restless Bold The Talk ‘14’ Bethenny ‘PG’ Dr. Phil ‘14’ NEWS NEWS NEWS CBS (7:00) Today 8West News 8 at Noon Days of our Lives Rachael Ray ‘G’ The Dr. Oz Show Ellen DeGeneres News News News News Take Five & Co. Million. Million. The View ‘14’ News Jdg Judy The Chew ‘PG’ General Hospital Katie ‘14’ Jdg Judy Jdg Judy Jdg Judy News News ABC Maury Steve Wilkos Show The Test ‘14’ Divorce Divorce Judge Judge Steve Wilkos Show Maury ‘14’ Two Men Mod Fam Fox 17 News News 6:00pm Queen Latifah Wendy Williams The View ‘14’ Paid Paid The Chew ‘PG’ General Hospital Steve Harvey ‘PG’ The Doctors ‘PG’ The Dr. Oz Show News ABC Live With Kelly Paid Paid The Price Is Right News Young & Restless Bold The Talk ‘14’ Let’s Make a Deal Ellen DeGeneres News News News CBS Court Court Let’s Make a Deal The Price Is Right News Young & Restless Bold The Talk ‘14’ Dr. Phil ‘14’ Katie ‘14’ News News News CBS King King Cash Cheaters Bridezillas Paternity Paternity Court Court Justice Justice Bill Cunningham ’70s ’70s Raymond Raymond Middle Middle Democracy Now! Classic Drama Faith & Heritage Community In Focus Alive & Well Building/Mich Faith & Heritage Community Live & Learn Democracy Now! Classic Sitcoms A&E West Michigan Cinema Showcase Policy in Perspective In Their Words Muskegon City Commission Democracy Now! Classic Drama Alive & Well On Stage Happen Living Green ‘G’ Cartoons Muske Women/ News DSE Soccer Democracy Now! Classic Sitcoms Women/ News Muskegon City Commission Veterans Live and Learn Young at Heart Coaches Show Veterans Democracy Now! Classic Drama Young at Heart Game of the Week Cinema Showcase Classic Thriller Cartoons Muske The Litmus Test The Dr. Oz Show Paid Paid People People Cash Cash Paid Paid Paternity Paternity The Test ‘14’ The Dr. Oz Show Two Men 30 Rock Simpson Fam Guy Len Varied Place Benny Cope Lapin Through J. Meyer TCT Prince Ask the Pastor ‘G’ Julie Precepts Jim Bakker Show Varied TCT Health History Today Varied Truth How Can Ironside ‘PG’ Homecoming Paid Paid Paid Paid Varied Programs Highway to Heaven Zorro Hillbillies Paid Paid Paid Paid Movie Varied Programs Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal Minds (8:00) Movie Movie Nabor Square Health Varied Garden Paid Fat Alb. Lassie Rogers Ranger Highway to Heaven Movie Dial DWTV (8:00) DWTV DWTV DWTV DWTV DWTV DWTV (8:00) DWTV DWTV DWTV DWTV DWTV DWTV (8:00) DWTV DWTV DWTV DWTV DWTV DWTV (8:00) DWTV DWTV DWTV DWTV DWTV DWTV (8:00) DWTV DWTV DWTV DWTV DWTV ES.TV Comics Trisha Goddard Jerry Springer ‘14’ People People Justice Justice Judge Mathis ‘PG’ The People’s Court Law & Order: SVU Queen Latifah FamFeud FamFeud (7:00) Today H’wood Live News Extra Rachael Ray ‘G’ Days of our Lives Bethenny ‘PG’ Ellen DeGeneres NwsCntr NewsCn News News Curious Cat in Peg Dinosaur Sesame Street ‘Y’ Tiger Super Caillou Sid Tiger Super Thomas Peg Cat in Curious Arthur Arthur Wild Curious Peg Dinosaur Sesame Street ‘Y’ Tiger Super Sid Clifford Tiger Caillou Peep Dinosaur Curious Cyber Arthur WordGirl Wild TBA News Business Peg Dinosaur Sesame Street ‘Y’ Tiger Super Sid Thomas Dinosaur Caillou Peg Martha WordGirl Cat in Curious Arthur ‘Y’ Wild News PBS NewsHour Peg Dinosaur Sesame Street ‘Y’ Tiger Super Sid Thomas Tiger Varied Programs Sit/Be Fit Peg Cat in Curious Arthur ‘Y’ WordGirl Wild Varied Business The Harvest Show Paid J. 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(N) (Live) ‘PG’ (:01) The Sing-Off (N) ‘PG’ News Jay Leno PBS NewsHour (N) Chicago Tonight Christmas Tree Lighting Antiques Roadshow ‘G’ Independent Lens (N) ‘PG’ PBS NewsHour (N) Antiques Roadshow ‘G’ The War: Michigan Voices ‘PG’ Rescue in the Philippines Charlie Rose (N) Exp Michiana Steves’ Europe Antiques Roadshow ‘G’ Christmas Tree Lighting A Musical Journey of Christmas Charlie Rose (N) PBS NewsHour (N) Celtic Woman: Home for Christmas ‘G’ The British Beat (My Music) ‘G’ Rick Steves Hogan’s Heroes America Now Lester Sumrall Bible Prophecy The Harvest Show ‘G’ Hart to Heart Joyce Meyer Israel Tour Feb Paid Program Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty ‘PG’ (:01) Rodeo Girls ‘PG’ (6:00) Legally Blonde ››‡ Home Alone (’90) ››› (Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci) Comedy Home Alone (’90) ››› (Macaulay Culkin) Alien Autopsy ‘PG’ Mermaids: The Body Found: The Extended Cut ‘PG’ Mermaids: The New Evidence - Extended Cut (N) Mermaids Top Gear ‘PG’ Top Gear ‘PG’ Top Gear “Top 41” (N) ‘PG’ James May’s Man Lab (N) ‘PG’ Top Gear ‘PG’ 106 & Park Husbands- Ho. The Wash (’01) › (Dr. Dre, Snoop “Doggy” Dogg) Comedy Chocolate Sundaes: Live on the Sunset Strip (N) College Basketball Mississippi Valley State at Northwestern. (Live) Big Ten Elite BTN Live Forever B1G BTN Live Real Housewives/Beverly Real Housewives/Beverly Vanderpump Rules (N) ‘14’ Real Housewives/Beverly What Happens Housewives Reba ‘PG’ Reba ‘PG’ Grumpy Old Men (’93) ››‡ (Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau) Comedy Cops Reloaded Cops Reloaded Cops Reloaded The Kudlow Report (N) 60 Minutes on CNBC American Greed Car Chasers Car Chasers Mad Money Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan Live (N) (Live) AC 360 Later (N) The 11th hour ICYMI Colbert Report Daily Show Futurama ‘14’ Futurama ‘14’ Futurama ‘14’ South Park South Park South Park Daily Show Colbert Report (6:00) Key Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings First Ladies: Influence & Image First Ladies Key Capitol Hill Hearings Good-Charlie Jessie ‘G’ Jessie ‘G’ Good-Charlie Phineas, Ferb Fish Hooks ‘G’ Jessie ‘G’ A.N.T. Farm ‘G’ Good-Charlie Jessie ‘G’ Fast N’ Loud ‘14’ Fast N’ Loud (N) ‘14’ Street Outlaws (N) ‘14’ Fast N’ Loud ‘14’ E! News (N) ‘PG’ Party On ‘14’ Kardashian Nene Leakes (N) ‘14’ Chelsea Lately E! News ‘PG’ (6:20) Major Payne (’95) ›› The Patriot (’00) ››› (Mel Gibson, Heath Ledger) War (:45) Striking Distance (’93) ›› (Bruce Willis) Monday Night Countdown (6:30) (N) (Live) NFL Football Baltimore Ravens at Detroit Lions. (8:25) From Ford Field in Detroit. (N) (Live) SportsCenter SportsCenter (N) (Live) 30 for 30 30/30 Shorts 30/30 Shorts SportsCenter Olbermann (N) The Santa Clause (’94) ››› (Tim Allen, Judge Reinhold) Comedy The Santa Clause 2 (’02) ›› (Tim Allen, Elizabeth Mitchell) Santa Clause 3: Escape Clause On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (N) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor Guy’s Disney Holiday Guy’s Grocery Games ‘G’ Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives ‘G’ Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives ‘G’ NBA Basketball Detroit Pistons at Indiana Pacers. (N) (Live) Pistons Live (N) (Live) State of Pistons World Poker Tour: Season 11 Fox 1 on 1 Fantastic Finish UFC Unleashed Boxing Golden Boy Promotions: Josesito Lopez vs. Mike Arnaoutis. FOX Sports Live (N) (Live) UFC Unleashed ‘PG’ Boxing Golden Boy: Manuel Avila vs. Jose Angel Cota. World Poker Tour: Season 11 World Poker Tour: Season 11 (6:00) Night at the Museum (’06) ››‡ (Ben Stiller, Carla Gugino) Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (’09) ››‡ (Ben Stiller) Comedy The Mask (’94) Feherty (6:30) Feherty Keegan Bradley. The Greatest Game Ever Played (’05) ››‡ (Shia LaBeouf, Stephen Dillane) Golf Central Play Lessons Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud (6:00) Help for the Holidays ‘G’ Window Wonderland (’13) (Chyler Leigh, Paul Campbell) ‘PG’ Farewell Mr. Kringle (’10) ››› (Christine Taylor) ‘PG’ (6:30) The Bourne Legacy (’12) ››› The Secret Life Beautiful Creatures (’13) ››‡ (Alden Ehrenreich) (:15) Getting On S. Silverman Love It or List It ‘G’ Love It or List It ‘G’ Love It or List It (N) ‘G’ House Hunters Hunters Int’l Love It or List It, Too ‘G’ (6:00) The Bible ‘14’ The Bible Peter denies Jesus; Judas hangs himself. ‘14’ Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars (6:00) An Accidental Christmas Dear Secret Santa (’13) (Tatyana Ali, Lamorne Morris) ‘PG’ A Diva’s Christmas Carol (’00) ›› (Vanessa L. Williams) ‘PG’ (6:20) Kiss the Girls (’97) ›› (Morgan Freeman) (:20) Rushmore (’98) ››› (Jason Schwartzman) Safe House (’12) ››‡ (Denzel Washington) Action Hardball With Chris Matthews All In With Chris Hayes (N) The Rachel Maddow Show (N) The Last Word All In With Chris Hayes True Life Generation Cryo Generation Cryo Generation Cryo “Closing In” (N) (:02) Generation Cryo NHL Top 10 Skiing U.S. Olympic Trials English Premier League Lost Cities of the Bible ‘G’ Lost Kings of the Bible ‘PG’ Lost Faces of the Bible (N) Easter Island Underworld ‘PG’ Lost Faces of the Bible Sam & Cat ‘G’ Awesomeness Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘PG’ (:36) Friends Snapped ‘PG’ Snapped ‘PG’ Snapped ‘PG’ Snapped “Jodi Arias” (N) ‘PG’ Snapped ‘PG’ UFC Unleashed ‘PG’ Boxing Golden Boy: Manuel Avila vs. Jose Angel Cota. World Poker Tour: Season 11 World Poker Tour: Season 11 (6:00) Crash (’04) ›››‡ Homeland “The Star” ‘MA’ Masters of Sex ‘MA’ Homeland “The Star” ‘MA’ Masters of Sex ‘MA’ (4:30) Déjà Vu Man on Fire (’04) ››‡ A bodyguard takes revenge on a girl’s kidnappers. (Denzel Washington) GT Academy (N) TBA (6:40) The Amazing Spider-Man (’12) ››› (Andrew Garfield) The Transporter (’02) ›› (Jason Statham) (:40) Love & Basketball (’00) ››› The Bleeding (’09) › (Vinnie Jones, Michael Matthias) Premiere. Black Christmas (’06) ›‡ (Katie Cassidy) Horror Premiere. Cirque du Freak: Vampire’s Seinfeld ‘PG’ Family Guy ‘14’ Family Guy ‘14’ Family Guy ‘14’ Family Guy ‘14’ Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan (N) ‘14’ (:15) Screen Directors Playhouse O. Henry’s Full House (’52) ››› (Fred Allen) Drama Premiere. Meet John Doe (’41) ›››‡ (Gary Cooper) Drama (DVS) Caso Cerrado: Edición Estelar Marido en Alquiler (N) (SS) La Reina del Sur (N) (SS) Santa Diabla (N) (SS) Al Rojo Vivo (N) Titulares y Más Best Funeral Best Funeral Bakery Boss: Bigger & Batter (N) Bakery Boss (N) ‘PG’ Best Funeral Best Funeral Bakery Boss ‘PG’ Castle ‘PG’ Major Crimes “All In” ‘14’ Major Crimes (N) ‘14’ Rizzoli & Isles ‘14’ Major Crimes “Curve Ball” ‘14’ Adventure Time Regular Show Steven Univ. Uncle Grandpa Looney Tunes Annoying Family Guy ‘14’ Rick and Morty Family Guy ‘14’ Cleveland Show Man v Food Man v Food Bizarre Foods America ‘PG’ Bizarre Foods America (N) ‘PG’ Bizarre Foods America ‘PG’ Gem Hunt ‘PG’ Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Full Throttle Saloon (N) ‘14’ Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Andy Griffith Andy Griffith (:12) The Andy Griffith Show ‘PG’ Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond King of Queens Corazón Indomable (N) ‘14’ Por Siempre Mi Amor (N) (SS) Lo Que la Vida Me Robó (N) ‘14’ Mentir Para Vivir (N) ‘14’ (SS) Impacto Extra Noticiero Uni NCIS Women’s prison riot. ‘14’ WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (Live) ‘PG’ (:05) White Collar ‘PG’ Love & Hip Hop VH1 Special ‘PG’ Chrissy, Jones Black Ink Crew (N) ‘14’ VH1 Special ‘PG’ Chrissy, Jones Will & Grace Will & Grace CSI: Miami “Whacked” ‘14’ CSI: Miami “10-7” ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ Amer. Funniest Home Videos Amer. Funniest Home Videos Amer. 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Wheel Fortune Jeopardy! (N) NCIS “Homesick” (N) ‘PG’ NCIS: Los Angeles (N) ‘14’ (:01) Person of Interest (N) ‘14’ 3 Live at 11pm Letterman Inside Edition Access H. The Biggest Loser (N) ‘PG’ The Voice (Season Finale) The winner is revealed. (N) (Live) ‘PG’ News 8 at 11 Jay Leno Entertainment omg! Insider (N) Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. The Goldbergs Trophy Wife What Would You Do? (N) ‘PG’ News at 11pm Jimmy Kimmel Two/Half Men Modern Family Dads ‘14’ Brooklyn Nine New Girl ‘14’ Mindy Project Fox 17 News at 10:00PM (N) The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Maranda Extra (N) ‘PG’ Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. The Goldbergs Trophy Wife What Would You Do? (N) ‘PG’ Engagement Jimmy Kimmel Big Bang Two/Half Men NCIS “Homesick” (N) ‘PG’ NCIS: Los Angeles (N) ‘14’ (:01) Person of Interest (N) ‘14’ 9/10 News Letterman Wheel Fortune Jeopardy! (N) NCIS “Homesick” (N) ‘PG’ NCIS: Los Angeles (N) ‘14’ (:01) Person of Interest (N) ‘14’ News Letterman Big Bang Big Bang The Originals ‘14’ Supernatural ‘14’ Newschannel 3 Jeopardy! ‘G’ Family Guy ‘14’ Family Guy ‘14’ Crusader Football Big Red Football Democracy Now! ‘Y’ Modern Family Modern Family Dads ‘14’ Brooklyn Nine New Girl ‘14’ Mindy Project News (N) The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Love-Finding Walk-Faith TCT Today Kenneth Hagin Benny Hinn Life Today John Hagee Your Bible A. Wommack Peter Youngren Perry Stone Jack Van Impe Prophecy/News John Ankerberg CBM Today Transformed Wretched/Friel Baptist Church Rejoice in the Lord ‘G’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Flashpoint ‘PG’ Out There TV Eye on Muskegon Muskegon Local Queen: Mercury Rising Time Life Music Paid Program (6:00) DWTV DWTV DWTV Engagement Community ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ WXSP News TMZ (N) ‘PG’ Dish Nation (N) Seinfeld ‘PG’ Inside Edition Access H. The Biggest Loser (N) ‘PG’ The Voice (Season Finale) The winner is revealed. (N) (Live) ‘PG’ News Jay Leno PBS NewsHour (N) Chicago Tonight Red Metal: Copper How Sherlock Changed the World (Series Premiere) (N) ‘14’ PBS NewsHour (N) Red Metal: Copper How Sherlock Changed the World (Series Premiere) (N) ‘14’ Charlie Rose (N) Exp Michiana Steves’ Europe Red Metal: Copper How Sherlock Changed the World (Series Premiere) (N) ‘14’ Charlie Rose (N) PBS NewsHour (N) Under the Streetlamp Songs from the 1960s. ‘G’ Paul Byrom -- This Is the Moment ‘G’ Nature ‘G’ Hogan’s Heroes America Now Operation Holiday Hope Children in New York. ‘G’ Paid Program Joyce Meyer Paid Program Wisdom Keys Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage-Texas Storage-Texas Shipping Wars Shipping Wars Shipping Wars Shipping Wars (6:00) Bring It On (’00) ››‡ Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (’92) ››‡ (Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci) (:31) Home Alone 2: Lost in New York ››‡ River Monsters: Unhooked ‘PG’ River Monsters: Unhooked ‘PG’ River Monsters: Unhooked “Legend of Loch Ness” ‘PG’ River Monsters: Unhooked ‘PG’ Star Trek: The Next Generation Star Trek: The Next Generation Star Trek: The Next Generation Star Trek: The Next Generation Atlantis “Twist of Fate” ‘PG’ Why Did I Get Married? (’07) ››‡ (Tyler Perry, Janet Jackson) Comedy-Drama Husbands- Ho. Husbands- Ho. Husbands- Ho. Husbands- Ho. Husbands- Ho. College Basketball North Florida at Michigan State. (N) (Live) Big Ten Finale University Big Ten Finale BTN Live Big Ten Finale Real Housewives/Beverly The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Real Housewives of Atlanta Shahs of Sunset (N) ‘14’ What Happens Shahs-Sunset Reba ‘PG’ Reba ‘PG’ The Bucket List (’07) ›› (Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman) Comedy-Drama Cops Reloaded Cops Reloaded Cops Reloaded The Kudlow Report (N) American Greed The Queen of Versailles (’12) ››› Documentary Mad Money Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan Live (N) (Live) AC 360 Later (N) The 11th hour ICYMI Colbert Report Daily Show Key & Peele Key & Peele Tosh.0 ‘14’ Tosh.0 ‘14’ Tosh.0 ‘14’ Tosh.0 ‘14’ Daily Show Colbert Report (6:00) Key Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings First Ladies: Influence & Image “Helen Taft” (:33) Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches. Good-Charlie Jessie ‘G’ Santa Buddies (’09) ›› (George Wendt) A.N.T. Farm Good-Charlie Gravity Falls Austin & Ally Dog With Blog Moonshiners ‘14’ Moonshiners: Outlaw Cuts (N) Moonshiners (N) Porter Ridge Moonshiners E! News (N) ‘PG’ Giuliana & Bill ‘PG’ The Drama Queen (N) ‘PG’ Total Divas “Ready to Ride” ‘14’ Chelsea Lately E! News ‘PG’ (6:30) Free Willy 3: The Rescue Here Comes the Boom (’12) ›› (Kevin James) (:45) Bad Boys II (’03) ›› (Martin Lawrence, Will Smith) Action College Basketball Jimmy V Classic -- Cincinnati vs. Pittsburgh. (N) College Basketball Jimmy V Classic -- Florida vs. Memphis. (N) (Live) SportsCenter Women’s College Basketball: Jimmy V Classic College Basketball Missouri State at Louisville. (N) (Live) SportsCenter Olbermann (N) The Santa Clause 2 (’02) ›› (Tim Allen, Elizabeth Mitchell) The Polar Express (’04) ››› (Voices of Tom Hanks) Fantasy The 700 Club ‘G’ On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (N) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor Chopped “Thyme Flies” Chopped ‘G’ Chopped ‘G’ Chopped “Tapas Time” (N) ‘G’ Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (N) Red Wings Live NHL Hockey Anaheim Ducks at Detroit Red Wings. From Joe Louis Arena in Detroit. Red Wings Live (N) (Live) World Poker Tour: Season 11 College Basketball Yale at Providence. (N) (Live) College Basketball Ball State at Marquette. (N) (Live) FOX Sports Live (N) (Live) College Basketball Charlotte at Florida State. (N) (Live) College Basketball Halls of Fame UFC Insider World Poker Tour: Season 11 Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (’09) ›› (Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox) Science Fiction Death Race (’08) ›› Action Big Break NFL Big Break NFL Big Break NFL (N) Big Break NFL Golf Central Play Lessons Family Feud Family Feud The Chase (N) ‘PG’ The Chase ‘PG’ Family Feud Family Feud The Chase ‘PG’ (6:00) The Christmas Spirit ‘PG’ A Bride for Christmas (’12) (Arielle Kebbel, Andrew Walker) ‘G’ Let It Snow (’13) (Candace Cameron Bure, Jesse Hutch) ‘G’ (6:30) Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (’11) True Detective 24/7 Red Wings/Maple REAL Sports Bryant Gumbel Treme ‘MA’ Hunters Int’l House Hunters Income Property ‘G’ Income Property (N) ‘G’ House Hunters Hunters Int’l House Hunters Renovation ‘G’ Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Wife Swap ‘PG’ Movie Movie (6:05) Contraband (’12) ›› The Long Kiss Goodnight (’96) ››› (Geena Davis) Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (’12) ›‡ (Benjamin Walker) Hardball With Chris Matthews All In With Chris Hayes (N) The Rachel Maddow Show (N) The Last Word All In With Chris Hayes Awkward. ‘14’ Awkward. ‘14’ Awkward. ‘14’ Awkward. ‘14’ Awkward. “Karmic Relief” ‘14’ Snooki Awkward. (N) ‘14’ Snooki NHL Live (6:30) NHL Hockey Washington Capitals at Philadelphia Flyers. (N) (Live) NHL Overtime NHL Rivals NHL Top 10 (N) EPL Soccer How To Survive the End of the Doomsday Preppers ‘14’ Doomsday Preppers (N) How To Survive the End of the Doomsday Preppers Thundermans Awesomeness Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘PG’ (:36) Friends Bad Girls Club: Miami ‘14’ Bad Girls Club: Miami (N) ‘14’ Bad Girls Club: Miami ‘14’ Bad Girls Club: Miami ‘14’ White Chicks (’04) ›› World Poker Tour: Season 11 College Basketball Texas-Arlington at Oklahoma. (N) (Live) Halls of Fame UFC Insider World Poker Tour: Season 11 (5:50) Out of Sight (’98) ››› Masters of Sex ‘MA’ Homeland “The Star” ‘MA’ Masters of Sex ‘MA’ Homeland “The Star” ‘MA’ (5:30) Man on Fire (’04) ››‡ Crime Drama The Longest Yard (’05) ››‡ Prisoners train for a football game against the guards. (Adam Sandler) Bar Rescue (5:15) Stealth (:20) The Call (’13) ›› (Halle Berry) Unbreakable (’00) ››‡ (Bruce Willis) Suspense (10:50) Antwone Fisher (’02) (6:30) Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (’82) ››› Haunted Highway (N) ‘14’ Killer Contact (N) ‘PG’ Haunted Highway ‘14’ Seinfeld ‘PG’ Family Guy ‘14’ Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Trust Me, I’m Trust Me, I’m Conan (N) ‘14’ Elizabeth Taylor: An Intimate Holiday Affair (’49) ››› (Robert Mitchum) (:45) Remember the Night (’40) ››› (Barbara Stanwyck) The Holiday Caso Cerrado: Edición Estelar Marido en Alquiler (N) (SS) La Reina del Sur (N) (SS) Santa Diabla (N) (SS) Al Rojo Vivo (N) Titulares y Más Little People, Big World ‘PG’ Little People, Big World ‘PG’ Little People, Big World (N) ‘PG’ The Little Couple: Big Updates Little People, Big World ‘PG’ Castle “3XK” ‘PG’ Castle “Almost Famous” ‘PG’ Boston’s Finest (N) ‘14’ Marshal Law: Texas (N) ‘14’ Boston’s Finest ‘14’ Total Drama Wrld, Gumball Uncle Grandpa Steven Univ. Tom & Jerry: A Nutcracker Tale Cleveland Show American Dad Family Guy ‘14’ Family Guy ‘14’ Toy Hunter Toy Hunter ‘PG’ Bizarre Foods America ‘PG’ Bggage Battles Dig Wars ‘PG’ Gem Hunt (N) ‘PG’ Lost Survivors (N) Hardcore Pawn Hardcore Pawn Hardcore Pawn Hardcore Pawn Hardcore Pawn Storage Storage Hardcore Pawn Storage Storage Andy Griffith Andy Griffith (:12) The Andy Griffith Show ‘G’ Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond King of Queens Corazón Indomable (N) ‘14’ Por Siempre Mi Amor (N) (SS) Lo Que la Vida Me Robó (N) ‘14’ Mentir Para Vivir (N) ‘14’ (SS) Impacto Extra Noticiero Uni Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Black Ink Crew ‘14’ Black Ink Crew ‘14’ VH1 Special ‘PG’ Mob Wives Natalie is angry. ‘14’ Wild Wild West (’99) › Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Amer. Funniest Home Videos Deep Blue Sea (’99) ››‡ (Thomas Jane, Saffron Burrows) WGN News at Nine (N) How I Met Engagement
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Mark Harmon 7 p.m. on ESPN College Basketball The Jimmy V Classic, benefiting the V Foundation for Cancer Research, features a doubleheader of men’s action from Madison Square Garden in New York. In the opener, Talib Zanna and the Pittsburgh Panthers go up against Sean Kilpatrick and the Cincinnati Bearcats. That’s followed by a clash between the Casey Prather-led Florida Gators and Nick King and the Memphis Tigers. 8 p.m. on CBS-3 CBS-9 CBS-22 NCIS When dozens of children from military families are stricken with a mysterious illness, Gibbs (Mark Harmon) and his colleagues try to pinpoint the cause. Abby and Jimmy (Pauley Perrette, Brian Dietzen) work with the Naval Medical Research Center on finding a cure for the ailing kids before the holidays in the new episode “Homesick.” 8 p.m. on NBC-8 NBC-16 The Biggest Loser In this new episode, the teams break up, and the players begin competing as individuals, which means some changes in training assignments for Bob, Jillian and Dolvett. At weigh-in, two contestants celebrate reaching the “Onederland” milestone — getting below 200 pounds — before a double elimination. Alison Sweeney hosts. 9 p.m. on NBC-8 NBC-16 The Voice It’s down to the wire in this singing competition, in which a panel of music industry insiders chose the contestants they wanted to mentor based strictly on how they sang, not how they looked. Tonight, one of those contestants is crowned the winner of the competition and receives a cash prize and a record deal. Carson Daly hosts the season finale.
Celine Dion 7 p.m. on ESPN NBA Basketball A doubleheader of games between playoff hopefuls starts with this tilt in Miami between the teams with the two best records in the Eastern Conference, the Heat and the Indiana Pacers. Then it’s a clash between interconference foes when the Chicago Bulls invade the home court of the Houston Rockets. 8 p.m. on CBS-3 CBS-9 CBS-22 A Home for the Holidays With Celine Dion The Canadian crooner hosts and performs on this edition of the annual special celebrating adoption. Several adoptive parents and children share their stories, including a couple who adopted three siblings separated in foster care and a woman who adopted her son’s best friend who was about to age out of the foster system. In addition to Dion, the hour includes musical performances by Ne-Yo, Chris Young and others. 8 p.m. on CW The iHeartradio Jingle Ball 2013 Taped last week at New York’s Madison Square Garden, this two-hour event includes performances by Pitbull, Enrique Iglesias, Fall Out Boy, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Robin Thicke, Selena Gomez, Fifth Harmony, Ariana Grande, Jason Derulo, Austin Mahone, Miley Cyrus and more. 9 p.m. on FOOD Restaurant Stakeout Burnout — it happens to the best of us. In this new episode, Willie tries to turn around the Division Street Grill in Peekskill, N.Y. It’s about to celebrate it’s 15th anniversary, but in recent years the owner, Arne, has lost his passion for the business, and so have his employees. Hey, at least they’re still listening to him. It’s up to Willie to help Arne and his staff get their groove back in “Division Street Disaster.”
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Wheel Fortune Jeopardy! (N) A Home for the Holidays Criminal Minds “No. 6” ‘14’ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3 Live at 11pm Letterman Inside Edition Access H. The Sing-Off The groups perform songs from movies. (N) ‘PG’ Michael Bublé’s-Christmas News 8 at 11 Jay Leno Entertainment omg! Insider (N) The Middle The Goldbergs Modern Family Barbara Walters - 10 Most Fascinating People News at 11pm Jimmy Kimmel Two/Half Men Modern Family The X Factor The remaining acts perform. (N) (Live) ‘14’ Fox 17 News at 10:00PM (N) The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Maranda Extra (N) ‘PG’ The Middle The Goldbergs Modern Family Barbara Walters - 10 Most Fascinating People Engagement Jimmy Kimmel Big Bang Two/Half Men A Home for the Holidays Criminal Minds “No. 6” ‘14’ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 9/10 News Letterman Wheel Fortune Jeopardy! (N) A Home for the Holidays Criminal Minds “No. 6” ‘14’ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation News Letterman Big Bang Big Bang The iHeartradio Jingle Ball 2013 (N) Newschannel 3 Jeopardy! ‘G’ Family Guy ‘14’ Family Guy ‘14’ DSE Soccer (6) What’s H’pening West Michigan Living Green ‘G’ Women Making News Democracy Now! ‘Y’ Modern Family Modern Family The X Factor The remaining acts perform. (N) (Live) ‘14’ News (N) The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Tri Vita Walk-Faith TCT Today End of the Age Benny Hinn Life Today John Hagee Your Bible A. Wommack Peter Youngren CBM Service Joni & Friends Int. Fellowship CBM Today Transformed Wretched/Friel Baptist Church Be Radiant.TV Law & Order: Criminal Intent ‘14’ WWE Main Event ‘PG’ Walking Tall (’04) ›› (The Rock, Johnny Knoxville) Action Walking Tall (’04) ›› Unscripted MovieStar Children’s Medical Parade Lady Gaga: One Sequin at a Time Time Life Music Paid Program (6:00) DWTV DWTV DWTV Engagement Community ‘14’ Law & Order: Criminal Intent ‘14’ Law & Order: Criminal Intent ‘14’ WXSP News TMZ (N) ‘PG’ Dish Nation (N) Seinfeld ‘PG’ Inside Edition Access H. The Sing-Off The groups perform songs from movies. (N) ‘PG’ Michael Bublé’s-Christmas News Jay Leno PBS NewsHour (N) Chicago Tonight Nature ‘PG’ (DVS) NOVA “Extreme Ice” ‘PG’ Extreme by Design (N) ‘PG’ PBS NewsHour (N) Nature ‘PG’ (DVS) NOVA “Extreme Ice” ‘PG’ Life on Fire ‘G’ Charlie Rose (N) ‘G’ Exp Michiana Steves’ Europe Nature ‘PG’ (DVS) NOVA “Extreme Ice” ‘PG’ Life on Fire ‘G’ Charlie Rose (N) ‘G’ PBS NewsHour (N) Elton John in Concert ‘PG’ Elton John in Concert ‘PG’ The British Beat (My Music) ‘G’ Hogan’s Heroes America Now Making Healthy Choices Two-Hour Special ‘G’ Paid Program Joyce Meyer Paid Program Paid Program Duck Dynasty ‘PG’ Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty ‘PG’ Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty (:01) Rodeo Girls ‘PG’ (5:30) Miss Congeniality ›› Home Alone (’90) ››› (Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci) Comedy Home Alone (’90) ››› (Macaulay Culkin) Monsters Inside Me Monsters Inside Me ‘PG’ Monsters Inside Me (N) ‘PG’ Monsters Inside Me ‘MA’ Monsters Inside Me ‘PG’ Top Gear ‘PG’ Top Gear ‘PG’ Top Gear “India Special” A trade mission to India. ‘PG’ Top Gear “India Special” ‘PG’ 106 & Park Husbands- Ho. Husbands- Ho. Husbands- Ho. Scandal ‘14’ Scandal “YOLO” ‘14’ The Game ‘14’ The Game ‘14’ College Basketball Delaware at Ohio State. (N) (Live) Big Ten Finale BTN Live Big Ten Finale BTN Live Shahs of Sunset ‘14’ Kathy Griffin: Record Breaker (N) Top Chef ‘14’ Top Chef (N) ‘14’ What Happens Top Chef ‘14’ Reba ‘PG’ Reba ‘PG’ Cheaper by the Dozen (’03) ››‡ (Steve Martin, Bonnie Hunt) Comedy Cops Reloaded Cops Reloaded Cops Reloaded The Kudlow Report (N) Mob Money: Murders and American Greed American Greed Mad Money Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan Live (N) (Live) AC 360 Later (N) The 11th hour ICYMI Colbert Report Daily Show Key & Peele South Park South Park “Imaginationland: The Trilogy” ‘MA’ Key & Peele (N) Daily Show Colbert Report (6:00) Key Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings First Ladies: Influence & Image “Edith Wilson and Ellen Wilson” (:02) Key Capitol Hill Hearings Good-Charlie Jessie ‘G’ Good-Charlie Good Luck Charlie, It’s Christmas! (’11) ‘G’ Good-Charlie Austin & Ally Gravity Falls Jessie ‘G’ Bering Sea Gold ‘PG’ Bering Sea Gold ‘PG’ Bering Sea Gold ‘PG’ Bering Sea Gold ‘PG’ Bering Sea Gold ‘PG’ E! News (N) ‘PG’ Nene Leakes ‘14’ E!ES Anchorman 2: The Legend The Soup (N) The Soup ‘PG’ Chelsea Lately E! News ‘PG’ (5:50) The Notebook ››‡ Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (’05) ›‡ Starship Troopers (’97) ››› (Casper Van Dien) (:45) Frozen NBA Basketball Indiana Pacers at Miami Heat. (N) (Live) NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Houston Rockets. (N) (Live) College Basketball Texas at North Carolina. (N) (Live) College Basketball Stanford at Connecticut. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Winnie Mickey’s Carol Mary Poppins (’64) ›››› (Julie Andrews, Dick Van Dyke) Musical The 700 Club ‘G’ On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (N) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor Restaurant: Impossible ‘G’ Restaurant: Impossible ‘G’ Restaurant Stakeout (N) ‘G’ Restaurant: Impossible (N) ‘G’ Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (N) Pistons Live (N) NBA Basketball Detroit Pistons at Boston Celtics. From TD Garden in Boston. (Live) Pistons Live (N) (Live) State of Pistons Michigan UFC Tonight (N) College Basketball San Francisco at St. John’s. (N) (Live) The Ultimate Fighter (N) ‘PG’ FOX Sports Live (N) (Live) Women’s College Basketball Mississippi at Baylor. (N) (Live) Coaching College Basketball Northwestern State at Baylor. (N) (Live) The Game 365 Transformers: Revenge Real Steel (’11) ››‡ A boxing promoter and his son build a robot fighter. (Hugh Jackman) Action Real Steel (’11) ››‡ Action The Golf Fix The Golf Fix Golf Wendy’s Three-Tour Challenge. From Henderson, Nev. Golf Central Play Lessons Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud (6:00) Christmas With Holly ‘G’ Hats Off to Christmas! (’13) (Haylie Duff, Antonio Cupo) ‘G’ The Santa Switch (’13) (Ethan Erickson, Anne Dudek) ‘PG’ (6:00) Won’t Back Down ›› Jack the Giant Slayer (’13) ›› (Nicholas Hoult) Fantasy Treme ‘MA’ 24/7 Red Wings/Maple Buying and Selling ‘G’ Property Brothers ‘G’ Buying and Selling (N) ‘G’ House Hunters Hunters Int’l Property Brothers ‘G’ American Pickers ‘PG’ American Pickers ‘PG’ American Pickers (N) ‘PG’ Bible Secrets Revealed (N) ‘PG’ (:02) Bible Secrets Revealed Very Merry Daughter Christmas on the Bayou (’13) (Hilarie Burton, Tyler Hilton) ‘PG’ Love at the Christmas Table (’12) (Danica McKellar) ‘PG’ (6:30) Shaun of the Dead ››› (:15) Go (’99) ››› (Desmond Askew, Taye Diggs) Chronicle (’12) ››› (Dane DeHaan) The Jump Off Hardball With Chris Matthews All In With Chris Hayes (N) The Rachel Maddow Show (N) The Last Word All In With Chris Hayes Awkward. “Karmic Relief” ‘14’ Awkward. ‘14’ Girl Code ‘14’ Girl Code ‘14’ Girl Code (N) Ke$ha: My Cr. Big Tips Texas (N) NHL Rivals NHL Live (Live) NHL Hockey Pittsburgh Penguins at New York Rangers. (N) (Live) NHL Overtime NFL Turning Point (N) ‘PG’ Lockdown “Gangland” ‘14’ Lockdown “Total Control” ‘14’ Lockdown “Female Felons” ‘14’ Lockdown ‘14’ Lockdown “Female Felons” ‘14’ Sam & Cat ‘G’ Hathaways Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘PG’ (:36) Friends Best Ink ‘PG’ Best Ink ‘PG’ Best Ink “Playing Dirty” ‘PG’ Best Ink “Fight Club” (N) ‘PG’ Best Ink “Fight Club” ‘PG’ Women’s College Basketball Mississippi at Baylor. (N) (Live) Coaching College Basketball Northwestern State at Baylor. (N) (Live) The Game 365 (:15) Java Heat (’13) ›‡ (Kellan Lutz, Mickey Rourke) Premiere. Inside the NFL (N) ‘PG’ Homeland “The Star” ‘MA’ Inside the NFL ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ (5:55) Cellular Frankenweenie (’12) ››› Comedy Guess Who (’05) ››‡ (Bernie Mac, Ashton Kutcher) (10:50) Identity (’03) ››› Haunted Highway ‘14’ Haunted Highway ‘14’ Haunted Highway Killer Contact (N) Killer Contact (N) Seinfeld ‘PG’ Family Guy ‘14’ Family Guy Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan (N) ‘14’ Bells Ringing Now Playing Broadway Melody of 1940 (’40) ››› (Fred Astaire) Musical Easter Parade (’48) ›››‡ (Judy Garland) (DVS) Caso Cerrado: Edición Estelar Marido en Alquiler (N) (SS) La Reina del Sur (N) (SS) Santa Diabla (N) (SS) Al Rojo Vivo (N) Titulares y Más Bakery Boss ‘PG’ Bakery Boss ‘PG’ Bakery Boss (N) ‘PG’ Bakery Boss ‘PG’ Bakery Boss ‘PG’ (5:00) The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (’02) ›››‡ Mob City (Season Finale) Bugsy Siegel’s trial approaches. (N) ‘MA’ (:01) Mob City ‘MA’ Johnny Test Teen Titans Go! Wrld, Gumball Total Drama The Grinch Smurfs-Carol Cleveland Show American Dad Family Guy ‘14’ Family Guy ‘14’ Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Sturgis Raw (N) Sturgis Raw “Throttle Up” ‘PG’ Mud People (N) ‘PG’ S. Beach Tow S. Beach Tow S. Beach Tow S. Beach Tow S. Beach Tow S. Beach Tow S. Beach Tow Operation Repo Operation Repo Operation Repo Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Kirstie (N) ‘PG’ The Exes (N) Kirstie ‘PG’ The Exes ‘PG’ Corazón Indomable (N) ‘14’ Por Siempre Mi Amor (N) (SS) Lo Que la Vida Me Robó (N) ‘14’ Mentir Para Vivir (N) ‘14’ (SS) Impacto Extra Noticiero Uni Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Modern Family Modern Family VH1 Special ‘PG’ Mob Wives Natalie is angry. ‘14’ Dirty Dancing (’87) ››› (Jennifer Grey, Patrick Swayze) Romance Ghostbusters II Will & Grace Will & Grace Braxton Family Values Braxton Family Values ‘PG’ Braxton Family Values ‘PG’ Braxton Family Values ‘PG’ Amer. Funniest Home Videos Engagement Engagement Engagement Engagement WGN News at Nine (N) How I Met Engagement
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Wheel Fortune Jeopardy! (N) Big Bang (:31) The Millers Crazy Ones Two/Half Men (:01) Elementary ‘14’ 3 Live at 11pm Letterman Inside Edition Access H. The Sing-Off (N) ‘PG’ Saturday Night Live Popular holiday sketches. ‘14’ News 8 at 11 Jay Leno Entertainment omg! Insider (N) A Charlie Brown Christmas ‘G’ 20/20 “A Special Edition of 20/20 -- The Year” (N) ‘PG’ News at 11pm Jimmy Kimmel Two/Half Men Modern Family The X Factor “Winner Announced” (Season Finale) (N) (Live) ‘14’ Fox 17 News at 10:00PM (N) The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Maranda Extra (N) ‘PG’ A Charlie Brown Christmas ‘G’ 20/20 “A Special Edition of 20/20 -- The Year” (N) ‘PG’ Engagement Jimmy Kimmel Big Bang Two/Half Men Big Bang (:31) The Millers Crazy Ones Two/Half Men (:01) Elementary ‘14’ 9/10 News Letterman Wheel Fortune Jeopardy! (N) Big Bang (:31) The Millers Crazy Ones Two/Half Men (:01) Elementary ‘14’ News Letterman Big Bang Big Bang The Vampire Diaries ‘14’ Reign “Pilot” ‘14’ Newschannel 3 Jeopardy! ‘G’ Family Guy ‘14’ Family Guy ‘14’ Sailor Football Crusader Football Democracy Now! ‘Y’ Modern Family Modern Family The X Factor “Winner Announced” (Season Finale) (N) (Live) ‘14’ News (N) The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Walking-Faith Walk-Faith TCT Today Int’l Fellowship Benny Hinn Life Today John Hagee Your Bible A. Wommack Peter Youngren Dugger Music Harmony Road Int. Fellowship Sing Out Amer. CBM Today Transformed Wretched/Friel Baptist Church Mark T. Barclay Cross Bridge Without a Trace “Fallout” ‘PG’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Law & Order: Criminal Intent ‘14’ Unscripted MovieStar What Does the Bible Say? (N) Word From the Lord (N) (Live) ‘Y’ Britney Spears: Princess of Pop Paid Program Paid Program (6:00) DWTV DWTV DWTV Engagement Community ‘PG’ House “Locked In” ‘14’ House Caregiver’s collapse. ‘PG’ WXSP News TMZ (N) ‘PG’ Dish Nation (N) Seinfeld ‘PG’ Inside Edition Access H. The Sing-Off (N) ‘PG’ Saturday Night Live Popular holiday sketches. ‘14’ News Jay Leno PBS NewsHour (N) Chicago Tonight (N) (Live) A Christmas Carol: The Concert (N) ‘G’ Silent Night Soldiers celebrate peace. (N) ‘PG’ PBS NewsHour (N) Michigan Out Red Green The This Old House Hour ‘G’ Finding Your Roots Charlie Rose (N) ‘PG’ Exp Michiana Steves’ Europe Ask an Expert (N) (Live) ‘PG’ Antiques Roadshow ‘G’ Antiques Roadshow ‘G’ Charlie Rose (N) ‘PG’ PBS NewsHour (N) Michigan Out Rick Steves’ European Christmas Christmas in Europe. ‘G’ Deepak Chopra MD: What Are You Hungry For? Hogan’s Heroes America Now Making Healthy Choices Two-Hour Special ‘G’ Paid Program Joyce Meyer Paid Program Partner in Faith Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty ‘PG’ Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Rodeo Girls (N) ‘PG’ (:01) Rodeo Girls ‘PG’ (5:15) White Christmas ›››› Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (’92) ››‡ (Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci) (:31) Home Alone 2: Lost in New York ››‡ North Woods Law ‘PG’ North Woods Law ‘PG’ North Woods Law (N) ‘PG’ North Woods Law ‘PG’ Alaska Moose Men ‘PG’ Kitchen Nightmares ‘14’ Kitchen Nightmares ‘14’ Kitchen Nightmares ‘14’ Kitchen Nightmares ‘14’ Kitchen Nightmares ‘14’ 106 & Park Husbands- Ho. Husbands- Ho. Husbands- Ho. Love Jones (’97) ››› (Larenz Tate, Nia Long) Romance Husbands- Ho. Big Ten Football Replay From Dec. 29, 2012. BTN Live The Big Ten’s Greatest Games The Millionaire Matchmaker ‘14’ The Millionaire Matchmaker ‘14’ The Millionaire Matchmaker (N) Courtney Loves Dallas (N) ‘14’ What Happens Matchmaker Win, Lose Win, Lose Waitress (’07) ››‡ (Keri Russell, Nathan Fillion) Comedy-Drama Cops Reloaded Cops Reloaded Cops Reloaded The Kudlow Report (N) American Greed American Greed American Greed: The Fugitives Mad Money Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan Live (N) (Live) AC 360 Later (N) The 11th hour ICYMI Colbert Report Daily Show Chappelle’s Key & Peele Always Sunny Always Sunny Tosh.0 ‘14’ Tosh.0 ‘14’ Daily Show Colbert Report (6:00) Key Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings First Ladies: Influence & Image (:33) Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches. Good-Charlie Jessie ‘G’ Austin & Jessie & Ally All Star Shake It Up! ‘G’ Dog With Blog Jessie ‘G’ Austin & Ally A.N.T. Farm ‘G’ Good-Charlie Naked and Afraid ‘PG’ Naked and Afraid ‘PG’ Naked and Afraid ‘PG’ Naked and Afraid ‘PG’ E! News (N) ‘PG’ Total Divas “Ready to Ride” ‘14’ Biggest Reality Scandals (N) ‘14’ Party On (N) Party On ‘14’ Chelsea Lately E! News ‘PG’ (5:50) Jurassic Park ›››‡ Money Talks (’97) ››‡ (Chris Tucker) (:40) Snatch (’00) ››› (Benicio Del Toro, Dennis Farina) Resident Evil SportsCenter College Basketball: CARQUEST Auto Parts Classic High School Basketball SportsCenter (N) (Live) Pre-Bowl Spec. Women’s College Volleyball Women’s College Volleyball NCAA Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live) Rudolph & the Island of Misfit Toys Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (’00) ›› (Jim Carrey, Jeffrey Tambor) The 700 Club ‘G’ On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (N) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor Chopped “No Kidding!” ‘G’ Restaurant Express ‘G’ Mystery Diners Mystery Diners On the Rocks (N) ‘G’ Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives ‘G’ Red Wings Live NHL Hockey Calgary Flames at Detroit Red Wings. From Joe Louis Arena in Detroit. Red Wings Live (N) (Live) World Poker Tour: Season 11 World Poker Tour: Season 11 Barrett-Jackson Auto Auction FIFA Club World Cup Soccer: Semifinal FOX Sports Live (N) (Live) Boxing College Basketball Clemson at Auburn. (N) (Live) UFC Unleashed ‘PG’ World Poker Tour: Season 11 Anger Step Brothers (’08) ››‡ (Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly) Comedy Anger Step Brothers (’08) ››‡ (Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly) Comedy Feherty (6:30) Feherty Feherty Top 10 Golf Royal Trophy, Day One. From China. (N) (Live) Family Feud Family Feud Newlywed Newlywed Newlywed Newlywed Family Feud Family Feud ‘G’ Family Feud Family Feud Macomber’s Trading Christmas All I Want for Christmas (’07) ››› (Gail O’Grady) ‘PG’ Finding Christmas (’13) (JT Hodges, Tricia Helfer) ‘PG’ Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Getting On ‘MA’ The Descendants (’11) ›››‡ (George Clooney) Drama School Girl Taxicab Confessions ‘MA’ Flip or Flop ‘G’ Flip or Flop ‘G’ Rehab Addict Rehab Addict Rehab Addict Rehab Addict House Hunters Hunters Int’l Rent or Buy ‘G’ Rent or Buy (N) Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars (N) ‘PG’ Pawn Stars (N) ‘PG’ Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Wife Swap ‘PG’ Project Runway All Stars ‘PG’ Project Runway All Stars (N) (:01) Come Dine With Me (N) (:02) Come Dine With Me ‘PG’ (6:40) Moonrise Kingdom (’12) (:15) Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (’12) ›› Snow White and the Huntsman (’12) ››‡ (Kristen Stewart) Hardball With Chris Matthews All In With Chris Hayes (N) The Rachel Maddow Show (N) The Last Word All In With Chris Hayes Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show ‘14’ Catfish (’10) ››› Documentary College Basketball Iona at Dayton. (N) (Live) Curling Drugs, Inc. “Ecstasy” ‘14’ Drugs, Inc. “Zombie Island” ‘14’ Big Bad Wood (N) Meltdown (N) Meltdown (N) Big Bad Wood “Graveyard Shift” A Fairly Odd Christmas (’12) ››› ‘PG’ iCarly ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘PG’ (:36) Friends Troy (’04) ››› Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War. (Brad Pitt, Eric Bana) Adventure Best Ink “Fight Club” ‘PG’ XXX (’02) ››‡ (Vin Diesel) Boxing Golden Boy: Manuel Avila vs. Jose Angel Cota. Bull Riding Championship. UFC Unleashed ‘PG’ World Poker Tour: Season 11 (6:00) Legendary (’10) ›‡ Sinister (’12) ››‡ (Ethan Hawke, Vincent D’Onofrio) Horror Another Day, Another Time: Inside Llewyn Davis Llewyn Davis Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ iMPACT Wrestling (N) ‘14’ Glory 13 Tokyo Cops ‘PG’ (6:50) The Company You Keep (’12) ››‡ (Robert Redford) Men in Black 3 (’12) ››‡ (Will Smith) Action (10:50) Shanghai Calling ››› (5:30) Blade II (’02) ››‡ Batman Begins (’05) ››› Bruce Wayne becomes Gotham City’s Dark Knight. (Christian Bale) Action Blade II (’02) ››‡ Horror Seinfeld ‘PG’ Family Guy ‘14’ Family Guy ‘14’ Family Guy ‘14’ Big Bang Big Bang Ground Floor Big Bang Conan (N) ‘14’ (5:30) Red River (’48) ›››› Scrooge (’70) ›››‡ (Albert Finney, Alec Guinness) Musical A Christmas Carol (’51) ››› (Alastair Sim) Scrooge ››› Caso Cerrado: Edición Estelar Marido en Alquiler (N) (SS) La Reina del Sur (N) (SS) Santa Diabla (N) (SS) Al Rojo Vivo (N) Titulares y Más My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding ‘PG’ Gypsy Sisters ‘14’ Gypsy Sisters (N) ‘14’ My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding (N) Gypsy Sisters ‘14’ Castle “Nikki Heat” ‘PG’ NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Oklahoma City Thunder. (N) (Live) NBA Basketball: Spurs at Warriors Regular Show Adventure Time Steven Univ. Uncle Grandpa Scooby-Doo Johnny Test Cleveland Show American Dad Family Guy Family Guy ‘14’ America Declassified ‘PG’ Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Mysteries at the Museum (N) America Declassified ‘PG’ Mysteries at the Museum ‘PG’ World’s Dumbest... ‘14’ Guinness World Records Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Panic Button Guinness World Records Andy Griffith Andy Griffith (:12) The Andy Griffith Show ‘PG’ Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond King of Queens Corazón Indomable (N) ‘14’ Por Siempre Mi Amor (N) (SS) Lo Que la Vida Me Robó (N) ‘14’ Mentir Para Vivir (N) ‘14’ (SS) Impacto Extra Noticiero Uni Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU White Collar (N) ‘PG’ Law & Order: SVU (:01) NCIS: Los Angeles ‘PG’ (6:30) Ghostbusters II (’89) ››‡ (Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd) Mob Wives Natalie is angry. ‘14’ Mob Wives (N) ‘14’ Mob Wives ‘14’ Braxton Family Values ‘PG’ Braxton Family Values Braxton Family Values (N) Braxton Family Values Braxton Family Values Amer. Funniest Home Videos How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) How I Met Engagement
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Alyssa Milano 8 p.m. on CBS-3 CBS-9 CBS-22 The Big Bang Theory Leonard (Johnny Galecki) returns from the North Sea to an unpleasant surprise from Sheldon (Jim Parsons), which puts their friendship to the test. Wolowitz’s (Simon Helberg) relationship with his mother poses a threat to his masculinity in “The Deception Verification.” Kaley Cuoco and Kunal Nayyar also star. 8 p.m. on FOX-17 FOX-28 The X Factor It may not be as big as “Idol,” but this singing competition remains popular with viewers after three seasons on this side of the pond. The third season winds down here as the two-night season finale culminates in the crowning of the winner. Mario Lopez hosts, and Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland and Paulina Rubio are the judges. 9 p.m. on BRAVO The Millionaire Matchmaker Crossover alert! Courtney Kerr, currently starring on her own reality show, “Courtney Loves Dallas,” is one of Patti’s clients in this new episode. She feels stuck in the past and needs help moving forward. Also requesting Patti’s services is Stefan Dahlqvist, the fashion-forward owner of a Norwegian clothing line, in “Courtney and the Peacock.” 9 p.m. on LIFE Project Runway All Stars What’s hot for next year? In this new episode, the designers join forces with some of the world’s most influential fashion bloggers to identify a new trend for 2014. Nina Garcia, Christian Siriano and Calvin Klein’s Francisco Costa are the guest judges for “Nina’s Trending.” Alyssa Milano hosts.
David Boreanaz and Emily Deschanel 8 p.m. on CBS-3 CBS-9 CBS-22 I Love Lucy Christmas Special While decorating a Christmas tree, Lucy, Ricky, Fred and Ethel (Lucille Ball, Desi Arnaz, William Frawley, Vivian Vance) reminisce about how their lives have changed since the birth of Little Ricky (Keith Thibodeaux) in this flashback-filled holiday episode of the beloved sitcom, paired here with the classic episode “Lucy’s Italian Movie.” 8 p.m. on FOX-17 FOX-28 Bones Brennan’s (Emily Deschanel) newfound interest in basketball and teamwork has her calling upon five “squinterns” to take another look at some remains ruled unidentifiable. They manage to identify someone who died in the 9/11 attacks, but it’s unclear whether he was a victim or a perpetrator in “The Patriot in Purgatory.” David Boreanaz also stars. 9 p.m. on FOX-17 FOX-28 Movie: Happiness Is a Warm Blanket, Charlie Brown This animated “Peanuts” special finds the gang trying to help Linus break away from his childhood security blanket. The stakes are high as Linus learns his grandmother is coming to visit, and he must decide whether or not to dispose of his most cherished possession. 9 p.m. on CW Nikita Nikita (Maggie Q) is finally seeing an end to the conflict with The Shop when Ryan (Noah Bean) drops a bombshell. Michael (Shane West) contemplates his future with Nikita and tries to get her to accept their new situation. Alex (Lyndsy Fonseca) tries to trick would-be diamond thief Sam (Devon Sawa) with some fake jewels, but he doesn’t take the bait. He does, however, get in trouble with a loan shark in the new episode “Bubble.”
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Wheel Fortune Jeopardy! (N) I Love Lucy Christmas Special Hawaii Five-0 “Pukana” (N) ‘14’ Blue Bloods “Ties That Bind” (N) 3 Live at 11pm Letterman Inside Edition Access H. Dateline NBC (N) ‘PG’ Grimm ‘14’ Dracula ‘14’ News 8 at 11 Jay Leno Entertainment omg! Insider (N) Shark Tank ‘PG’ Shark Tank ‘PG’ 20/20 ‘PG’ News at 11pm Sidelines Two/Half Men Modern Family Bones (PA) ‘14’ Happiness Is a Warm Blanket Fox 17 News at 10:00PM (N) The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Maranda Extra (N) ‘PG’ Shark Tank ‘PG’ Shark Tank ‘PG’ 20/20 ‘PG’ Engagement Jimmy Kimmel Big Bang Two/Half Men I Love Lucy Christmas Special Hawaii Five-0 “Pukana” (N) ‘14’ Blue Bloods “Ties That Bind” (N) 9/10 News Letterman Wheel Fortune Jeopardy! (N) I Love Lucy Christmas Special Hawaii Five-0 “Pukana” (N) ‘14’ Blue Bloods “Ties That Bind” (N) News Letterman Big Bang Big Bang The Carrie Diaries (N) ‘14’ Nikita “Bubble” (N) ‘14’ Newschannel 3 Jeopardy! ‘G’ Family Guy ‘14’ Family Guy ‘14’ In Their Own Words Cinema Showcase Classic Thriller Democracy Now! ‘Y’ Modern Family Modern Family Bones (PA) ‘14’ Happiness Is a Warm Blanket News (N) The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Build Difference Walk-Faith TCT Today Hope for Your Benny Hinn Life Today John Hagee Your Bible A. Wommack Peter Youngren Gaither Homecoming Hour ‘G’ Gospel Sing By the Book CBM Today Transformed Wretched/Friel Baptist Church In Touch W/Charles Stanley Criminal Minds ‘PG’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘PG’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds “Identity” ‘14’ Unscripted MovieStar The Border NWA Anarchy Wrestling Pro Wrestling Around the World Paid Program Paid Program (6:00) DWTV DWTV DWTV Engagement Community ‘14’ Monk ‘PG’ Monk Monk has insomnia. ‘PG’ WXSP News TMZ (N) ‘PG’ Dish Nation (N) Seinfeld ‘PG’ Inside Edition Access H. Dateline NBC (N) ‘PG’ Grimm ‘14’ Dracula ‘14’ News Jay Leno PBS NewsHour (N) Chi. Tonight Chicago Stories Check, Please Mexico/Bayless Life Lessons/My Mother’s Idea Craft in America (N) ‘G’ PBS NewsHour (N) Washington Off the Record Craft in America (N) ‘G’ Christmas at Belmont 2013 (N) To Be Announced Exp Michiana Harbor Washington Economic Craft in America (N) ‘G’ Christmas at Belmont 2013 (N) Charlie Rose (N) PBS NewsHour (N) Washington Libera: Angels Sing Christmas in Ireland ‘G’ Brit Floyd: Live at Red Rocks Nature ‘G’ Hogan’s Heroes America Now Lester Sumrall ‘G’ The Harvest Show ‘G’ Full Circle ‘G’ Joyce Meyer High School Basketball The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 (N) ‘14’ (:01) The First 48 ‘14’ (5:30) Glory Road (’06) ››› Remember the Titans (’00) ››› (Denzel Washington, Will Patton) Drama We Are Marshall (’06) ››‡ , Matthew Fox Tanked: Unfiltered ‘PG’ Tanked ‘PG’ Tanked (N) ‘PG’ Tanked ‘PG’ Tanked “Holiday Special” ‘PG’ Star Trek: The Next Generation Star Trek: The Next Generation Jurassic Park III (’01) ››‡ (Sam Neill, William H. Macy) Jurassic Park III (’01) ››‡ 106 & Park Walk- Freedom For Colored Girls (’10) ›› Crises, heartbreak and crimes bind together a group of women. (Kimberly Elise) Drama The Game ‘14’ College Basketball Nicholls State at Indiana. (N) (Live) College Basketball Nebraska-Omaha at Minnesota. (N) (Live) Big Ten Finale BTN Live The Real Housewives of Atlanta Styled to Rock (N) ‘PG’ Coyote Ugly (’00) › (Piper Perabo, Adam Garcia) Coyote Ugly (’00) › (6:30) Son-in-Law (’93) ›‡ (Pauly Shore, Carla Gugino) Comedy Sweet Home Alabama (N) ‘PG’ Cops Reloaded Cops Reloaded Cops Reloaded Cops Reloaded The Kudlow Report (N) American Greed: The Fugitives Marijuana USA American Greed “Arthur Nadel” Mad Money Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan Live (N) (Live) Crossfire Unguarded Anthony Bourdain Parts Colbert Report Daily Show Key & Peele Key & Peele Role Models (’08) ››› (Seann William Scott, Paul Rudd) Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (’10) (6:00) Key Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings First Ladies: Influence & Image “Grace Coolidge” (:32) Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches. Good-Charlie Jessie Secret of the Wings (’12) (Voices of Mae Whitman) Liv & Maddie Austin & Ally A.N.T. Farm ‘G’ Austin & Ally Jessie ‘G’ Gold Rush ‘G’ Gold Rush - The Dirt (N) ‘PG’ Gold Rush “Jungle Boogie” ‘PG’ Alaska: The Last Frontier (N) Gold Rush “Jungle Boogie” ‘PG’ E! News (N) ‘PG’ E!ES Anchorman 2: The Legend Fashion Police (N) ‘14’ Fashion Police ‘14’ Chelsea Lately E! News ‘PG’ (6:20) After the Sunset (’04) ›› Demolition Man (’93) ››‡ (Sylvester Stallone) Hard to Kill (’90) ›› (Steven Seagal) (:40) Mobsters NBA Countdown (N) (Live) NBA Basketball Houston Rockets at Indiana Pacers. (N) (Live) NBA Basketball: Timberwolves at Lakers NFL Kickoff (N) (Live) College Football NCAA Division I, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (6:30) Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (’00) ›› National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (’89) ››› Comedy The 700 Club ‘G’ On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (N) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor Guy’s Disney Holiday Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives ‘G’ Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives ‘G’ Pistons Live (N) NBA Basketball Charlotte Bobcats at Detroit Pistons. (N) (Live) Pistons Live (N) (Live) State of Pistons State of Pistons UFC Reloaded “UFC 158: St-Pierre vs. Diaz” UFC Tonight FOX Sports Live (N) (Live) Halls of Fame UFC Insider Boxing Golden Boy: Fidel Maldonado vs. Luis Ramos Jr. The Game 365 Coaching World Poker Tour: Season 11 The Karate Kid (’10) ››‡ (Jaden Smith, Jackie Chan) Drama The Karate Kid (’10) ››‡ (Jaden Smith, Jackie Chan) Drama Feherty (6:30) Feherty Feherty Stacy Lewis. Ryder Cup Golf Royal Trophy, Day Two. From China. (N) (Live) 1 vs. 100 ‘14’ 1 vs. 100 ‘PG’ Minute to Win It ‘PG’ Minute to Win It ‘PG’ Family Feud Family Feud (6:00) A Christmas Wish (’11) ‘G’ The Christmas Ornament (’13) (Kellie Martin) Romance Moonlight and Mistletoe (’08) ››› (Candace Cameron Bure) ‘G’ (:15) Mama (’13) ››‡ (Jessica Chastain) Horror Will, Warrior REAL Sports Bryant Gumbel (:45) Getting On School Girl 24/7 Red Wing Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hot Beach Houses (N) ‘G’ Hawaii Life ‘G’ Hawaii Life ‘G’ House Hunters Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars All She Wants for Christmas The March Sisters at Christmas (’12) (Julie Marie Berman) ‘PG’ A Snow Globe Christmas (’13) (Alicia Witt, Donald Faison) (5:50) Rock of Ages (’12) ›› Assault on Precinct 13 (’05) ››› (Ethan Hawke) Action Banshee “The Kindred” ‘MA’ Banshee “Wicks” ‘MA’ Hardball With Chris Matthews All In With Chris Hayes (N) The Rachel Maddow Show (N) Up Late With Alec Baldwin (N) Lockup ‘G’ Girl Code ‘14’ Girl Code ‘14’ Girl Code ‘14’ Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Turning Point League Preview U.S. Olympic Trials Women’s Ice Hockey: Canada vs. United States. (N) (Live) Skiing ‘G’ Turning Point Alaska State Troopers ‘14’ Alaska State Troopers ‘14’ Alaska State Troopers ‘14’ Ultimate Survival Alaska Alaska State Troopers ‘14’ Teenage Mut. Teenage Mut. Teenage Mut. Teenage Mut. Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘PG’ (:36) Friends Divine Secrets Steel Magnolias (’89) ››› (Sally Field, Dolly Parton) Comedy-Drama Steel Magnolias (’89) ››› (Sally Field, Dolly Parton) Halls of Fame UFC Insider Boxing Golden Boy: Fidel Maldonado vs. Luis Ramos Jr. The Game 365 Coaching World Poker Tour: Season 11 (6:25) Gone (’12) ›› Masters of Sex ‘MA’ Rolling Stones: Sweet Summer Sun Another Day, Another Time: Inside Llewyn Davis (6:00) The Incredible Hulk (’08) ››› (Edward Norton) Action The Rundown (’03) ››› (The Rock, Seann William Scott) Adventure Doom ›› Waterworld (:25) Hotel Transylvania (’12) ››‡ Oz the Great and Powerful (’13) ››‡ (James Franco) (:15) Mr. 3000 (’04) ››‡ (5:00) Batman Begins ››› WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) Fright Night (’11) ››› (Anton Yelchin, Colin Farrell) Horror Seinfeld ‘PG’ Family Guy ‘14’ Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (’04) ››‡ (DVS) Blades of Glory (’07) ››› (Will Ferrell, Jon Heder) Comedy (DVS) (6:30) My Favorite Wife ››› Send Me No Flowers (’64) ››› (Rock Hudson, Doris Day) The Big Heat (’53) ›› (Glenn Ford) Dog Day After. Caso Cerrado: Edición Estelar Marido en Alquiler (N) (SS) La Reina del Sur (N) (SS) Santa Diabla (N) (SS) Al Rojo Vivo (N) Titulares y Más Say Yes, Dress Say Yes, Dress Say Yes to the Dress ‘G’ Say Yes to the Dress (N) ‘G’ Four Weddings (N) ‘PG’ Say Yes to the Dress ‘G’ Castle “The Final Nail” ‘14’ Christmas in Washington 2013 A Christmas Carol (’99) ›› (Patrick Stewart) ‘G’ (DVS) Christmas in Washington 2013 Steven Univ. Adventure Time Wrld, Gumball Teen Titans Go! Grandma Got Run Over Cleveland Show American Dad Family Guy ‘14’ Family Guy ‘14’ Ghost Adventures ‘PG’ Ghost Adventures ‘PG’ Ghost Adventures ‘PG’ The Dead Files (N) ‘PG’ The Dead Files ‘PG’ World’s Dumbest... ‘14’ Hardcore Pawn Hardcore Pawn Hardcore Pawn Hardcore Pawn Hardcore Pawn Hardcore Pawn Hardcore Pawn Hardcore Pawn Andy Griffith Andy Griffith (:12) The Andy Griffith Show ‘PG’ Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond King of Queens Corazón Indomable (N) ‘14’ Por Siempre Mi Amor (N) (SS) Lo Que la Vida Me Robó (N) ‘14’ Mentir Para Vivir (N) ‘14’ (SS) Impacto Extra Noticiero Uni Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Mob Wives ‘14’ Movie Best Week VH1 Special ‘PG’ Best Week Will & Grace Will & Grace My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding Amer. Funniest Home Videos How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) How I Met Engagement
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CBS This Morning Lucky Dr. Chris Recipe J. Oliverr All In Chan To Be Announced Courage in Sports College Basketball NEWS News (8:00) Today (N) Chica Pajan. Justin Tree Fu Lazy Noddy Paid English Premier League Soccer (N) Red Bull Signature Series (N) Swimming News News Hanna Ocean Explore Rescue Wildlife Expedi To Be Announced College Football Royal Purple Las Vegas Bowl: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Dog Tale Eco Co. Paid Paid Paid Paid Animal Family On Spot Coolest A Christmas Carol (’06) Fantasy The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (’03) ›››‡ Hanna Ocean Explore Rescue Wildlife Expedi Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Movie College Football Royal Purple Las Vegas Bowl: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) CBS This Morning Lucky Dr. Chris Recipe J. Oliverr Paid Paid To Be Announced Courage in Sports College Basketball News (N) News CBS This Morning: Saturday (N) Lucky Dr. Chris To Be Announced Paid Paid Paid Paid Courage in Sports College Basketball Hair! News Spider Justice Dragon B-Daman Yu-Gi-Oh Yu-GiStuart Little 2 (’02) ››› (Geena Davis) Next (’07) ›› (Nicolas Cage) The Honeymooners (’05) ›› Comedy Futurama Middle Muskegon City Crusader Football Big Red Football Pick of the Week Live and Learn Living Green ‘G’ Faith & Heritage Kds Adven. Paid Paid Paid Paid Animals Paid Nutcracker on Ice Holiday Parade Paid Paid Two Men Paid Bones ‘14’ Glee ‘14’ Donkey Capt’n Sommer Quigley’s Stories Odyssey Science Bytes Amplify End of Hope Safety Rejoice Tri Vita Hope Celebrate Live Restor. Athletes Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Racks & Archer Heart Outdoors Always Greater Gaither Paid Paid Paid P. Chris Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Ariel Virus At Angel’s Aqua Kid The Animal Dogs & BETA Big Traveler Prayer Daniel Boone ›› Paid Best of Harvest ‘G’ Studio B Partner Christian Worship (8:00) DWTV DWTV DWTV DWTV DWTV DWTV Into Wild Live Life WHAD Real Life Paid Paid Paid Paid Something’s Gotta Give (’03) ››› Paid Paid Pain Wen Hair Black Paid Scoop Commun (7:00) News (N) Chica Pajan. Justin Tree Fu Paid Paid Paid English Premier League Soccer (N) Red Bull Signature Series (N) Swimming News News Tiger WordWrl Elmo’s Countdown Travel Mexico This Old House Hr Cook’s Primal Chefs Chef Kitchen Kitchen Simply Martha Cooking Check... Steves Move Tiger Builder SciGirls Signing LRN 101 Music Steves Victory Michigan Old House Home Woodwr’t MotorWk Geta Michigan Wilder E Street Quizbusters Sewing Knitting Lidia Din-ner Cook’s Kitchen Cooking Martha Victory Garden Old Home Built Woodwr’t Michigan Harbor Weekend Michiana Classic Gospel ‘G’ BrainChange-Perlmutter Sweetie-Licious Jimmy Dean-Country Train Your Dog Rick Steves: Symphonic Happy Holidays Haley Celtic Woman: Home High School Basketball Israel Paid Healthy Choice Sumrall Prayer Gospel Music Congo Israel Bob Vila Healthy Paid Partner Studio B Randy Z Criminal Minds ‘14’ Flip This House Flipping Vegas ‘PG’ Flipping Vegas ‘PG’ Rodeo Girls ‘PG’ Rodeo Girls ‘PG’ Bad Ink Bad Ink Bad Ink Bad Ink The Shawshank Redemption ›››› Rifleman Rifleman Rifleman Rifleman Rawhide ‘PG’ Seraphim Falls (’06) ››› (Liam Neeson) We Are Marshall (’06) ››‡ (Matthew McConaughey) Remember the Titans ››› Too Cute! ‘G’ Too Cute! ‘G’ Too Cute! ‘PG’ Too Cute! ‘PG’ Too Cute! ‘PG’ Too Cute! ‘PG’ Too Cute! ‘PG’ Too Cute! ‘PG’ Too Too Too Cute! ‘PG’ Ramsay’s Kitchen Kitchen Nightmares James May’s Top Gear ‘PG’ Top Gear ‘PG’ Top Gear ‘PG’ Top Gear ‘PG’ Top Gear ‘PG’ Star Trek: Next Star Trek: Next Moesha Moesha Moesha Moesha Moesha Moesha Moesha Moesha Moesha Moesha Moesha Moesha Moesha Moesha Moesha For Colored Girls (’10) ›› (Kimberly Elise) Drama Finale Finale BTN Live The Big Ten’s Greatest Games Big Ten Football Replay The Big Ten’s Greatest Games The Big Ten’s Greatest Games Top Chef ‘14’ Shahs of Sunset Shahs of Sunset Shahs of Sunset Shahs of Sunset Kathy Griffin Courtney Matchmaker Matchmaker Something’s Gotta Give (’03) CMT Music ‘PG’ Tailgate Tunes Hot 20 Countdown ‘PG’ Sweet Home Sweet Home Son-in-Law (’93) ›‡ (Pauly Shore, Carla Gugino) Marine Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid New Day Money Saturday Morning CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Money Newsr’m CNN Newsroom (N) Gupta CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Tosh.0 (:18) The Heartbreak Kid (’07) ›› (Ben Stiller) Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama TBA Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama (5:58) Role Models Washington Journal Washington This Week Washington This Week Washington This Week Washington This Week Washing Commun Secret of the Wings (’12) Dog Jessie Liv-Mad. Austin Austin Austin Shake It Shake It Shake It Jessie Jessie Jessie Jessie Good Dog Austin Jessie Street Outlaws ‘14’ Street Outlaws ‘14’ Street Outlaws ‘14’ Street Outlaws ‘14’ Street Outlaws ‘14’ Street Outlaws ‘14’ Moonshiners ‘14’ Moonshiners ‘14’ Moonshiners ‘14’ Moonshiners ‘14’ Total Divas ‘14’ E! News Weekend E!ES Anchorman 2: After Shock: Heidi Biggest Reality Nene Leakes ‘14’ Kardashian Party On Total Divas ‘14’ E!ES Anchorman 2: Crazy/Beautiful (9:50) The Chase (’94) ›› (:20) Hard to Kill (’90) ›› Reservoir Dogs ›››‡ (:40) Cold Mountain (’03) ››› (Jude Law) (:15) The Patriot (’00) ››› SportsCenter SportsCenter (N) (Live) College Basketball College Football Gildan New Mexico Bowl: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Football NFL Live (N) NFL Kickoff NFL Live College Football NCAA Division II, Final: Teams TBA. (N) Sports. College Basketball College Basketball Miser Life of Santa Claus Rudolph’s Year Rudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July Year Without Santa Santa Claus, Town Chip National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation The Santa Clause FOX & Friends Bulls Business Forbes Cash In News HQ News HQ Jour. America’s News HQ Carol Alt News HQ The Five News HQ Best Pioneer Pioneer Trisha’s Contessa Giada Restaurant: Im. Restaurant: Im. Iron Chef America Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Guy’s Games Restaurant Express Pistons Pistons AllSpartan Michigan Oakland College Basketball College Basketball Maine at Providence. AllPistons Oakland Wing Wing Wings Lv FOX Sports Live FOX Sports Live FOX Sports Live Barrett-Jackson Fantastic Fantastic College Basketball College Basketball Rider at Villanova. (N) College Basketball Extreme Coaching Sports Unlimited Fame Coaching College Basketball College Basketball: Orange Bowl Classic College Basketball: Orange Bowl Classic Pistons Ellen ‘G’ Ellen ‘G’ Ellen ‘G’ Ellen ‘G’ Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men X-Men: The Last Stand (’06) ››‡ Action X-Men Origins: Wolverine (’09) ››‡ Action X-Men: First Class Golf Royal Trophy, Day Two. From China. Golf Wendy’s Three-Tour Challenge. From Henderson, Nev. Big Break NFL Golf Top 10 Pass Whammy Whammy Love Newly Newly Newly Newly 1 vs. 100 ‘PG’ The Chase ‘PG’ Dog Eat Dog ‘PG’ FamFeud FamFeud FamFeud FamFeud FamFeud FamFeud The Santa Incident Moonlight and Mistletoe (’08) ››› ‘G’ Hats Off to Christmas! (’13) ‘G’ The Santa Switch (’13) Fantasy ‘PG’ Finding Christmas (’13) (JT Hodges) ‘PG’ Fir Crazy (’13) ‘G’ (8:30) The Bourne Legacy Battle 24/7 Red Wing Will Beautiful Creatures (’13) ››‡ (:45) Alien vs. Predator (’04) ›› State of Play ‘PG’ (:40) The Bourne Legacy (’12) Love It or List It Crashers Crashers Crashers Crashers Crashers Crashers Love It or List It ‘G’ Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunters Hunt Intl American American American American American American Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Paid Paid Paid Paid Betty Betty Christmas on Chestnut Street (’06) ‘PG’ The Christmas Consultant (’12) ‘PG’ Comfort and Joy (’03) ›› ‘PG’ Christmas Crash (:05) How High (’01) › (:40) Magic Mike (’12) ››› (:35) National Lampoon’s Dorm Daze 2 (:20) This Is 40 (’12) ››‡ (Paul Rudd) (:35) Shaun of the Dead (’04) ››› This War Up W/Steve Melissa Harris-Perry (N) Weekends With Alex Witt (N) MSNBC Live (N) Karen Finney Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Little Black Book (’04) ›› Generation Cryo Generation Cryo Generation Cryo (:13) Girl Code ‘14’ Girl Code Girl Code Ridic. Ridic. Ridic. Ridic. Ridic. Ridic. Soccer Premier English Premier League Soccer Premier Premier Premier Down Skiing (Taped) ‘G’ College Basketball: Governor’s Holiday Classic College Basketball Doomsday Evacuate Earth ‘14’ Noah’s Flood Time of Jesus Bible Relics Hunt for, Lost Ark Search, Noah’s Ark Lost Kings, Bible Lost Faces of Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sanjay Turtles Rabbids Sponge. Sponge. Rangers Sponge. Sanjay Sanjay Rabbids Rabbids Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. iCarly ‘G’ Victo Burlesque (’10) ›› (Cher, Christina Aguilera) America’s Sweethearts (’01) ›› Burlesque (’10) ›› (Cher, Christina Aguilera) America’s Sweethearts (’01) ›› Freaky Friday (’03) Extreme Coaching Sports Unlimited Fame Coaching College Basketball College Basketball: Orange Bowl Classic College Basketball: Orange Bowl Classic Coaching Jim Rome, Sho Junior (’94) ››› , Danny DeVito The Three Musketeers (’93) ››‡ Java Heat (’13) ›‡ (Kellan Lutz) War Horse (’11) ›››‡ (Emily Watson) Home Restore Restore Restore Restore The Incredible Hulk (’08) ››› (Edward Norton) Action Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops (:05) Oz the Great and Powerful (’13) ››‡ (:20) The Muppets ››› (:05) Say Anything... (’89) ››› (2:50) The Transporter ›› Oz the Great and Powerful (’13) ››‡ Knight 9 (’09) ››‡ Adventure The Abyss (’89) ››› (Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio) Science Fiction The Ruins (’08) ›› (Jonathan Tucker) Fright Night (’11) ››› (Anton Yelchin) Horror There Payne Rules Rules Evan Almighty (’07) ›› (Steve Carell) Blades of Glory (’07) ››› (Will Ferrell) Friends Friends Friends Friends King King Raymond Raymond (8:30) Tea for Two Carson Maisie Goes to Reno ›› Bush Christmas (’47) ››› Doctor Dolittle (’67) ››‡ (Rex Harrison) (:15) The Mouse That Roared (:45) Jaws (’75) ›››› Jet Plane Lazy Pagado Pagado Pagado Opera Reventón ‘PG’ La Ruta Blanca (N) (SS) The Marksman (’05) ›› (SS) Ritmo Opera Videos Jungle Cmas Lights Invasion: Lights Christmas Trees Christmas Light Bakery Boss ‘PG’ Bakery Boss ‘PG’ Bakery Boss ‘PG’ Bakery Boss ‘PG’ Customer Is Christmas Light Major Crimes ‘14’ Mob City “Oxpecker; Stay Down” ‘MA’ (:01) Law & Order Nothing Like the Holidays (:45) Surviving Christmas (’04) ›‡ Fred Claus (’07) ›› (Vince Vaughn) Comedy Ben 10 Teen Teen Steven Cartoon Planet ‘Y7’ Johnny T Johnny T Gumball Gumball Total Total Teen The Naughty List Johnny T Scooby Looney Grinch Smurfs Monumental Mys Monumental Mys No Reservation Food Food Man v Fd Man v Fd Bggg Bggg Jingle Brawls ‘G’ Xtreme Xmas ‘G’ Sandwich Paradise Pizza Paradise 2 Paid Paid Most Shocking ‘14’ Most Shocking ‘14’ Most Shocking ‘14’ Bait Car Bait Car Bait Car Bait Car Lizard Lizard Lizard Lizard Full Throttle Saloon World’s Dumbest... Brady Brady The Brady Bunch Brady Brady Brady Brady Brady Brady Cosby Cosby The Cosby Show Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby Backyard Jungle Dora... Diego Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Sabadazo ‘14’ (SS) Pagado Pagado Como Dijo el Dicho Comed. Noticiero Raiders of the Lost Ark (’81) ›››› (:31) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (’84) (:04) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (’89) ›››‡ Indiana Jones and Crystal Skull Top 40 of 2013 Top 40 of 2013 Best Movie Mob Wives ‘14’ Top 40 of 2013 Top 40 of 2013 VH1 Special ‘PG’ Chrissy Chrissy Paid Paid Splash (’84) ››› (Tom Hanks, Daryl Hannah) Will Will Will Will Will Will Will Will Will Will Will Will Will Matlock ‘PG’ Matlock ‘PG’ In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night Walker, Ranger Walker, Ranger Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Funny Videos
Clark Gregg 8 p.m. on ABC-13 ABC-41 I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown! Nothing can replace the classic “A Charlie Brown Christmas,” but this 2003 animated special reunites the updated Peanuts gang and the yuletide season. Linus and Lucy’s little brother, ReRun, needs stress relief. He goes to Snoopy for attention and fun, but the canine has plans that don’t include the boy. Voice talents include Jimmy Bennett, Adam Taylor Gordon and Bill Melendez. 8 p.m. on TCM Movie: Auntie Mame Many consider Rosalind Russell’s performance in this 1958 comedy the best of her career. She earned an Oscar nomination for her portrayal of the zany free spirit raising her orphaned nephew over the objections of her brother’s executor, who believes she’ll corrupt the boy with her wild ways. Forrest Tucker and Joanna Barnes also star. 8:30 p.m. on CBS-3 CBS-9 CBS-22 Two and a Half Men Our little half man is growing up. Alan and Walden (Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher) get caught in the crossfire when Jake (Angus T. Jones) cheats on his older girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) — with her own daughter (Emily Osment). Scott Bakula also guest stars in “Bazinga! That’s From a TV Show.” 9 p.m. on ABC-13 ABC-41 Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. The S.H.I.E.L.D. team is on the trail of a mysterious woman who has committed multiple high-stakes heists all by herself. The revelation of her identity threatens to expose a secret that could ruin Coulson (Clark Gregg) in “Eye-Spy.” Brett Dalton and Elizabeth Henstridge also star.
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Coast Praze The Drive Law & Order: Criminal Intent ‘14’ Law & Order: Criminal Intent ‘14’ Law & Order: Criminal Intent ‘14’ Law & Order: Criminal Intent ‘14’ Law & Order: Criminal Intent ‘14’ Christ Temple Baptist Church Word to Heart Christmas Pro Wrestling Around the World Ringside Boxing (6:00) DWTV DWTV DWTV Seinfeld ‘PG’ Seinfeld ‘PG’ First Family First Family Mr. Box Office Mr. Box Office WXSP News Sanctuary “Eulogy” ‘PG’ White Collar Paid Program Miracle The Sing-Off ‘PG’ The Blacklist ‘14’ Saturday Night Live ‘14’ News Sat. Night Live NewsHour Wk McLaughlin Keeping Up A Christmas Carol: The Concert ‘G’ Christmas With the Mormon Great Performances ‘G’ The Lawrence Welk Show ‘G’ Antiques Roadshow ‘G’ Call the Midwife ‘14’ Last of Wine Red Green BackStage Pass ‘G’ The Lawrence Welk Show ‘G’ Antiques Roadshow ‘G’ Keeping Up Keeping Up Time Goes By Time Goes By Globe Trekker ‘G’ Ray Coniff Christmas Special The British Beat (My Music) ‘G’ The Mavericks: In Time ‘G’ Miracle South Paid Program Paid Program Spotlight Amer Paid Program Dr. Sumrall Best of Harvest ‘G’ Paid Program Lesea-Special The Shawshank Redemption Bonnie & Clyde Bonnie and Clyde evade the law. (Part 1 of 2) ‘14’ Bonnie & Clyde Bonnie wants to generate headlines. ‘14’ (5:30) Remember the Titans (’00) Jack Frost (’98) ›› (Michael Keaton, Kelly Preston) Fantasy Jack Frost (’98) ›› (Michael Keaton) Too Cute! ‘PG’ Too Cute! “Little Wildcats” ‘PG’ Too Cute! 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(N) (Live) Big Ten Finale Big Ten Finale (5:30) Something’s Gotta Give (:01) Bee Movie (’07) ››‡ (Voices of Jerry Seinfeld) Comedy Bee Movie (’07) ››‡ (Voices of Jerry Seinfeld, Renée Zellweger) (6:30) The Marine (’06) ›‡ (John Cena, Robert Patrick) Action Orange County Choppers (N) Swamp Pawn (N) ‘PG’ Larry, Cable Guy’s, Christmas Secret Lives Secret Lives American Greed The Suze Orman Show (N) Secret Lives Secret Lives American Greed CNN Special (N) CNN Special (N) Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown ‘14’ CNN Special (5:58) Role Models (’08) ››› Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (’10) ››› (Michael Cera) Romance-Comedy Scary Movie (’00) ››› (Shawn Wayans) First Ladies: Influence & Image First Ladies Washington This Week Washington This Week A.N.T. Farm ‘G’ Jessie ‘G’ Disney’s A Christmas Carol (’09) ››‡ Phineas, Ferb Lab Rats ‘Y7’ Mighty Med Jessie ‘G’ A.N.T. Farm ‘G’ Moonshiners ‘14’ Moonshiners ‘14’ Moonshiners ‘14’ Moonshiners ‘14’ Moonshiners ‘14’ E! News Weekend ‘PG’ My Best Friend’s Wedding (’97) ››› (Julia Roberts) The Break-Up (’06) ›› (Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston) (5:15) The Patriot (’00) ››› The Postman (’97) ›‡ A man inspires survivors of an apocalypse. (Kevin Costner) Drama Reservoir Dogs (’92) ›››‡ College Football Famous Idaho Potato Bowl: Teams TBA. (5:30) (N) College Football R&L Carriers New Orleans Bowl -- Louisiana-Lafayette vs. Tulane. From New Orleans. Basketball College Basketball Gotham Classic -- Notre Dame vs. Ohio State. Women’s College Volleyball NCAA Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. Basketball (6:00) The Santa Clause ››› The Santa Clause 2 (’02) ›› (Tim Allen, Elizabeth Mitchell) The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (’06) ›‡ (Tim Allen) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Geraldo at Large (N) ‘PG’ Red Eye Chopped ‘G’ Chopped ‘G’ Chopped ‘G’ Chopped ‘G’ Iron Chef America ‘G’ NHL Hockey Detroit Red Wings at Toronto Maple Leafs. (N) (Live) Red Wings Live (N) (Live) Wingspan World Poker Tour: Season 11 College Basketball College Hoops College Basketball: Brooklyn Hoops Holiday Invitational FOX Sports FOX Sports Live (N) (Live) Pistons Live (N) NBA Basketball Houston Rockets at Detroit Pistons. (N) (Live) Pistons Live (N) College Basketball: Orange Bowl Classic (6:00) X-Men: First Class (’11) ››› (James McAvoy) Action Thor (’11) ››› (Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman) Action Green Lantern Big Break NFL Big Break NFL Big Break NFL Golf Royal Trophy, Final Day. From China. (N) (Live) Family Feud Family Feud The Chase ‘PG’ The Chase ‘PG’ 1 vs. 100 ‘PG’ Family Feud Family Feud (6:00) Fir Crazy (’13) ‘G’ The Christmas Blessing (’05) ››› (Neil Patrick Harris) ‘PG’ The Most Wonderful Time of the Year (’08) ››› ‘PG’ (5:40) The Bourne Legacy (’12) Broken City (’13) ››‡ (Mark Wahlberg) Premiere. 24/7 Red Wings/Maple Fight Game Ted ››‡ House Hunters Hunters Int’l Love It or List It ‘G’ Love It or List It, Too ‘G’ House Hunters Hunters Int’l House Hunters Hunters Int’l Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars ‘PG’ Pawn Stars ‘PG’ Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars (6:00) Christmas Crash (’08) The Twelve Trees of Christmas (’13) (Mel B) Drama ‘PG’ Christmas on the Bayou (’13) (Hilarie Burton, Tyler Hilton) ‘PG’ (6:20) This Means War ›‡ Magic Mike (’12) ››› (Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer) Argo (’12) ›››‡ (Ben Affleck) Premiere. Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Lockup ‘G’ Lockup ‘G’ Lockup ‘G’ Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Jackass: The Movie (’02) ›› (Johnny Knoxville) Comedy Get Him to the Greek (’10) ››› (Jonah Hill, Russell Brand) College Basketball Boxing Amir Mansour vs. Kelvin Price. From Atlantic City, N.J. Costas Tonight Match of the Day Lost Faces of the Bible Doomsday Preppers How To Survive the End of the How To Survive the End of the How To Survive the End of the Sam & Cat ‘G’ Sam & Cat ‘G’ Sam & Cat ‘G’ Hathaways Thundermans Thundermans Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘14’ (:36) Friends (6:00) Freaky Friday (’03) ››› 13 Going on 30 (’04) ››› (Jennifer Garner, Mark Ruffalo) Freaky Friday (’03) ››› (Jamie Lee Curtis, Lindsay Lohan) The Game 365 Halls of Fame College Basketball Tulsa at Texas Christian. College Basketball: Orange Bowl Classic (6:25) Homeland Rolling Stones: Sweet Summer Sun Seven Psychopaths (’12) ››› (Colin Farrell) Premiere. Another Day, Another Time Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops (N) ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Kickboxing Glory. (N) (Live) Movie ‘MA’ (6:45) A Knight’s Tale (’01) ››‡ (Heath Ledger) Spartacus: Vengeance ‘MA’ Spartacus: Vengeance ‘MA’ (:10) Spartacus: Vengeance ‘MA’ The Faculty (’98) ››‡ (Jordana Brewster, Clea DuVall) Horror Pitch Black (’00) ››‡ (Radha Mitchell, Vin Diesel) Science Fiction 28 Days Later Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Ground Floor Trust Me, I’m (5:45) Jaws (’75) ›››› Auntie Mame (’58) ››› (Rosalind Russell, Forrest Tucker) Comedy Christmas Eve (’47) ››‡ (George Raft) Drama (6:30) The Jungle Book (’67) ›››‡ (Voices of Phil Harris) Beverly Hills Chihuahua (’08) ›› (Piper Perabo) Comedia (SS) Titulares Tele. Operación My Crazy Obsession ‘PG’ Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Long Island Medium ‘PG’ Island Medium Cake Boss ‘PG’ Here Comes Honey Boo Boo The Wizard of Oz (’39) ›››› (Judy Garland) Fantasy (DVS) (:15) The Wizard of Oz (’39) ›››› (Judy Garland, Frank Morgan) (DVS) Fred Claus (’07) Shrek (’01) ›››‡ (Voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy) Regular Show Adventure Time King of the Hill King of the Hill Family Guy ‘14’ Family Guy ‘14’ Bacon Paradise ‘G’ Ghost Adventures ‘PG’ Ghost Adventures ‘PG’ Ghost Adventures ‘PG’ Ghost Adventures ‘PG’ World’s Dumbest... ‘14’ Top 20 Funniest ‘14’ Top 20 Funniest ‘14’ Top 20 Funniest ‘14’ (:01) World’s Dumbest... ‘14’ Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Virginia El Chavo Anim Sábado Gigante (N) ‘PG’ (SS) Comediant. Noticiero Indiana Jones Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Fast Five (’11) Mob Wives ‘14’ Pretty in Pink (’86) ››› (Molly Ringwald, Jon Cryer) Breakfast Club (’85) ›››‡ (Emilio Estevez) Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Funny Videos Bulls Eye ‘G’ NBA Basketball Cleveland Cavaliers at Chicago Bulls. (N) (Live) News at Nine How I Met Engagement
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Linda Black Horoscope
This astrology column is written by Nancy Black, the daughter and chosen successor of famed astrologer Linda Black.
“AND 100 MORE!” By JEFF CHEN 1 6 10 14 17 18 19 20 22 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 32
SUNDAY DECEMBER 15, 2013
TODAY’S BIRTHDAY (12/15/13). Dreams come true this year with organization, exploration and partnership. Practice what gives you joy, in teamwork. Explore new destinations and subjects. 2014 opens the money tap; pay down debt and build savings into March. May promises to be especially romantic and fun, with creative productivity to harvest around August. Reveal your passion then. Do it all for love. To get the advantage, check the day’s rating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 the most challenging. ARIES ( March 21-April 19) — Today is a 6 — Get out of the house and explore new options and ideas. You absorb information quickly now. Don’t be distracted by friends. Take control and you’ll find the answer you’re looking for. An unexpected bonus appears. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — Today is an 8 — Use what you’ve got to improve your living situation and beautify your surroundings. Maintain what you’ve achieved. Provide and accept support (financial or other). It flows both ways. Love and good conversation abound, so take time to express yourself. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — Today is an 8 — Take charge of your destiny. Personal matters need attention. Postpone expansion for the time being. You have an insider advantage. A decorative item arrives. Adjust as needed. Investigate an older person’s crazy suggestion. You’re empowered to pursue dreams. CANCER (June 21-July 22) — Today is a 6 — Share details with partners. Talk in generalities at first. Leave your money in the bank. A practical friend comes up with a radical idea. Follow a lead from your expert advisor. Contemplate potential outcomes. Listen carefully before acting.
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Oenophile’s vacation destinations Promising whiz California’s Big __ Vulcan in demeanor Tribal emblems Holiday preceder Director Craven Muslim ascetics Homer classic Appetite stimulants “Mazel __!” Measure of brightness Color in the original “Crayola 48” It was admitted as a free state as part of the Missouri Compromise NBC staple Shaker, so to speak Quit Get shellacked, say Part of PRNDL Pigeon Delinquents of a sort, briefly Memorable climber George Foreman’s five Georges Record, in a way Historical periods Things known to a select few Knickknack He played Arnold on “Happy Days” Short deck hand? Doing mil. drudge work Fillets Hunters’ holidays A smidgen Preps for a snack, as corn Long-distance letters Ponder “Exodus” novelist
60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 71 72 74 75 76 78 79 80 81 83 84 88 89 90 92 93 94 95 96 101 103 104 106 107 108 109
Hot time in Quebec Like Beethoven’s Sonata Op. 109 Airer of vintage films NBAer until 2008 Motto on an inspirational cat poster URL tag Observe Steel-toothed Bond villain Like some anchors Early Indo-European Big 12 wrestling powerhouse Went after “__ boy!” Make In Without a buyer lined up Belg. neighbor The cooler Span. miss Writer with an award named for him “Pride and Prejudice” novelist Grabbed “You betcha!” Father of Shem, Ham and Japheth Aquatic frolicker Belushi’s “Animal House” role Cel mates? Org. that sticks to its guns Metal refinery input Nimble Frazier’s Fight of the Century foe Clicker button Microbrew selection Slangy “How’s things?”
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LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — Today is a 6 — Be calm and supportive with friends and followers. Your public life interferes with privacy for the next two days. A problem develops. Count your labor as money saved, and use hidden resources for a solution. Fund fact over fantasy. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — Today is a 6 — Listen carefully to someone who knows how to play the game. Career matters most now. Avoid distractions. Your partner plans a unique experience. Don’t cut quality corners. Assume more responsibility today and tomorrow. Anticipate changes. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) — Today is a 7 — Keep the promises you’ve made with ease. You have more than expected. Use this time for thoughtful long-term planning. Apply imagination to what you love. Revolutionize your studies. Read between the lines for the author’s intent. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) — Today is a 6 — Figure out your finances for the next two days. Consult an expert. Block a foolish suggestion, and act on a brilliant one. Soften your tone and the words you choose. Heed constructive criticism. Meditate, and express your love. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) — Today is a 7 — Ask friends for advice. A new associate could become a valuable partner. Find a secret source of funding. Don’t go exactly by the book. Gather information. It looks like it works well. Acquire an antique or old treasure. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — Today is an 8 — You’re entering a busy two-day phase, much to your delight (and profit). Concentrate on a new assignment today and tomorrow. Don’t get sidetracked. You can find the money. Care for others. Provide stable, solid support and service. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) — Today is a 6 — A female helps get paperwork in order. Put your gains in the bank. The next two days are good for love, in a family setting. Have fun and go play. Pamper yourself, and take it easy. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) — Today is a 6 — Enjoy domesticity today and tomorrow. Tell your loved ones how much you appreciate them. There’s more money coming in. You’re in an innovative phase, and looking good. Proceed with caution. Ask insightful questions. Savor the beauty that surrounds you.
SUNDAY DECEMBER 15, 2013
PUZZLES
17
CONCEPTIS SUNDAY SUDOKU CONCEPTIS MONDAY SUDOKU CONCEPTIS TUESDAY SUDOKU The object of Sudoku is to place the numbers 1 to 9 in the empty squares so that each row, each column and each 3x3 box contains the same number only once.
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7
NUITOG LEGFUN
Unscramble these four Jumbles, one letter to each square, to form four ordinary words.
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FORLO VATREN LILHRS
LAUNNA
Answer here:
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Difficulty Level
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TINYU CHILTG LEFRAT
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6 2 3 5 1 8 7 4 9
8 6 2 1 4 3 9 5 7
3 9 4 6 5 7 8 2 1
7 1 5 9 8 2 4 6 3 12/14
3 6 4 8 1 7 5 2 9
8 7 5 9 2 3 6 4 1
Difficulty Level
9 1 2 5 4 6 7 8 3
2 3 9 7 5 1 8 6 4
5 4 6 3 8 2 1 9 7
1 8 7 6 9 4 3 5 2
THURSDAY
7 5 3 2 6 9 4 1 8
4 2 8 1 7 5 9 3 6
6 9 1 4 3 8 2 7 5 12/13
4 5 6 2 7 8 9 3 1
9 3 8 4 6 1 5 7 2
Difficulty Level
7 2 1 3 9 5 8 4 6
5 6 9 1 2 3 7 8 4
2 7 4 8 5 9 1 6 3
8 1 3 6 4 7 2 5 9
6 9 7 5 3 2 4 1 8
1 4 5 9 8 6 3 2 7
3 8 2 7 1 4 6 9 5 12/12
SATURDAY’S JUMBLE SOLUTION from Page 19
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9 8 1 7 2 4 6 3 5
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4 5 7 3 6 9 2 1 8
12/10
Unscramble these four Jumbles, one letter to each square, to form four ordinary words.
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2 3 9 4 7 5 1 8 6
5
THAT SCRAMBLED WORD GAME
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8
5
(A
SATURDAY
5 4 6 8 9 1 3 7 2
6
4
Difficulty Level
PRINT YOUR ANSWER IN THE CIRCLES BELOW
1 7 8 2 3 6 5 9 4
5
9
3 7 8 7 4 8 9 3 7 2 8 6 7 8 2 1 9 4
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WHYRTO
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2
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TICANT
8
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12/09
THAT SCRAMBLED WORD GAME
MICTOM
3
8
Difficulty Level
Unscramble these six Jumbles, one letter to each square, to form six ordinary words.
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12/08
Difficulty Level
4
1 7 4 2 3 9 3 9 5 2 1 7 3 6 5 6 9 4 7 2 1 7 3 8 5 7 6 2 5
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1 4 3 7 8 3 9 7 9 8 7 4 6 9 6 3 1 2 8 9 2 5 1 4 6 8
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The object of Sudoku is to place the numbers 1 to 9 in the empty squares so that each row, each column and each 3x3 box contains the same number only once.
THANK GAUGE SICKEN WINNER — ‘‘WEIGHTING” AREA
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PUZZLES
18
CONCEPTIS WEDNESDAY SUDOKU CONCEPTIS THURSDAY SUDOKU CONCEPTIS FRIDAY SUDOKU The object of Sudoku is to place the numbers 1 to 9 in the empty squares so that each row, each column and each 3x3 box contains the same number only once.
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1 3 1 6 9 5 2 6
5 3 8 7 2 4 2 3 9 5 12/12
Difficulty Level
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RABOV NEOSAS CAFROT
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COMMIT INTACT WORTHY OUTING ENGULF ANNUAL — RAN IN THE FAMILY
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7 4 3 8 1 6 5 9 2
5 1 2 7 9 4 8 3 6
Difficulty Level
8 6 9 5 3 2 4 1 7
3 7 4 1 2 5 9 6 8
9 8 5 6 4 7 3 2 1
1 2 6 3 8 9 7 5 4
4 5 7 2 6 3 1 8 9
2 9 8 4 5 1 6 7 3
DOLDY CONIEM VEDRIT
12/08
Difficulty Level
4 3 1 9 7 5 6 2 8
2 1 3 5 4 8 9 7 6
5 7 9 6 3 1 2 8 4
8 6 4 7 2 9 1 5 3
4
2
3
8
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6 8 5 3 1 2 4 9 7
5
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7 9 2 4 8 6 5 3 1
3
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MONDAY
6 3 1 9 7 8 2 4 5
6
12/13
ALEGI
SUNDAY
5
1
Difficulty Level
Now arrange the circled letters to form the surprise answer, as suggested by the above cartoon.
Answer here:
4
1
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TUESDAY
9 5 7 8 6 4 3 1 2
3 2 6 1 5 7 8 4 9
1 4 8 2 9 3 7 6 5 12/09
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A:
5
7
4
3
6
Unscramble these four Jumbles, one letter to each square, to form four ordinary words.
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DEAGAN
SHHRA
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KRUNSH
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DEYES
2
9
1
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3
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LUMPP
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THAT SCRAMBLED WORD GAME
Unscramble these four Jumbles, one letter to each square, to form four ordinary words.
9
-
12/11
Difficulty Level
3
6 1
-
2 6 9 8 4 1 7 5 2 4 8 9 8 1 6 8 5 4 3 5 2 1 4 9
5 2
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2 5 3
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7
The object of Sudoku is to place the numbers 1 to 9 in the empty squares so that each row, each column and each 3x3 box contains the same number only once.
5 3 7 9 2 6 4 8 1
8 6 1 4 3 7 2 5 9
Difficulty Level
4 2 9 5 1 8 3 7 6
3 9 5 6 8 1 7 4 2
2 8 4 3 7 9 1 6 5
7 1 6 2 4 5 8 9 3
6 4 2 7 9 3 5 1 8
9 7 8 1 5 2 6 3 4
1 5 3 8 6 4 9 2 7 12/10
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The object of Sudoku is to place the numbers 1 to 9 in the empty squares so that each row, each column and each 3x3 box contains the same number only once.
SUNDAY DECEMBER 15, 2013
PUZZLES
CONCEPTIS SATURDAY SUDOKU CRYPTOQUIP #1 Clue: H equals T
19
ANSWER TO SUNDAY’S PUZZLE
The object of Sudoku is to place the numbers 1 to 9 in the empty squares so that each row, each column and each 3x3 box contains the same number only once.
2 4
4 6 8
3 6 5 9
9
8 1
6 3
1 5 9 8
5
9 7
7 8 2
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CRYPTOQUIP #2 Clue: Y equals I 12/15/13
MONDAY’S JUMBLE SOLUTION from Page 17
CRYPTOQUIP #3 Clue: W equals M
12/14
Difficulty Level
TUESDAY’S JUMBLE SOLUTION
THAT SCRAMBLED WORD GAME
Unscramble these four Jumbles, one letter to each square, to form four ordinary words.
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AGGUE CISNEK NIWREN
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CRYPTOQUIP #4 Clue: F equals O
CHOMP UNITY GLITCH FALTER — FUMING
WEDNESDAY’S JUMBLE SOLUTION from Page 18
CRYPTOQUIP #5 Clue: C equals O Now arrange the circled letters to form the surprise answer, as suggested by the above cartoon.
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PLUMP SEEDY SHRUNK AGENDA — ‘‘SUNDAE’’ PAPER
THURSDAY’S JUMBLE SOLUTION
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from Page 18
6 7 3 8 4 2 9 5 1
2 5 8 9 1 3 6 7 4
5 8 4 1 3 7 2 6 9
3 6 1 2 5 9 7 4 8
9 2 7 4 8 6 5 1 3 12/11
See Page 17 for solutions to Saturday’s puzzles
Cryptoquip #3: My mother really hates going to the gym. She usually calls the machines there dread-mills.
1 4 9 6 7 5 3 8 2
Cryptoquip #4: No young hens will ever peck at the skin of my chest. I’m always wearing a pullet-proof vest.
Difficulty Level
7 1 6 3 2 8 4 9 5
Cryptoquip #2: The evil chemist has been concocting potent poison in a small glass bottle. It’s a vile vial.
8 9 2 5 6 4 1 3 7
Cryptoquip #5: When you feed some antlered animals way too much, it will definitely render reindeer rounder.
4 3 5 7 9 1 8 2 6
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WEDNESDAY Cryptoquip #1: Children’s dolls that are manufactured to look like great mathematicians: fraction figures.
A:
AHEAD FLOOR TAVERN SHRILL — ‘‘FARE’’ SHARE
HARSH BRAVO SEASON FACTOR — OH, BROTHER
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AGILE ODDLY INCOME DIVERT — ‘‘A-DOOR-ED”
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CROSSWORD
DR. K MEDICAL COLUMN
a complex system of about 100 million nerves that starts in the brain and ends in the gut. It controls every aspect of digestion, so it’s no surprise that when the brain is disturbed, the gut can be as well. The nerve endings of the ENS are embedded in the gut wall. Those nerves not only send messages from the brain to the gut; they also send messages from the gut to the brain. There is a rich dialogue between gut and brain during the entire journey of food through the 30-foot-long digestive tract. This two-way communication explains why you stop eating when you’re full. It’s because nerve cells in your gut let your brain know that your stomach has expanded. It also explains why anxiety over this morning’s exam has ruined your appetite for breakfast. The stress activates your “fight or flight” response, which inhibits secretion of stomach juices and reduces blood flow to your gut, as more blood is diverted from the stomach and into your muscles.
Emotions cause genuine chemical and physical responses in the body that can result in pain and discomfort. For example, stress can affect movement and contractions of the GI tract. The gut is a tube containing circular muscles that move food down your digestive system. Normally the muscles all work in a coordinated way, like oarsmen rowing a shell. When, instead, the muscles are not coordinated and start to fight each other, pain can result. Stress also makes all parts of the body more vulnerable to both inflammation and infection. Inflammation and infection in the gut produce pain, gas, bleeding, nausea, diarrhea and other symptoms. If ongoing stress is causing frequent GI problems for you, treatments such as cognitive behavioral therapy, relaxation techniques and hypnosis might help. These treatments can help reduce anxiety and encourage healthy behaviors to help you cope with pain and discomfort.
ANNIE’S MAILBOX
Molestation Suppressed? Dear Annie: I am a woman in my mid-30s, and think I may have been molested when I was young. I have little memory of my childhood up until age 13. But I do know that when my friends played with their Barbie dolls, they had her driving around, going on dates and dressing up pretty. I pretended she was having sex with Ken. Other kids played house, but I pretended to be the dad and would get on top of my younger sister and rub
against her. When I was 14, I made out with my 8-year-old stepcousin until his mother caught me, and for years after, he refused to talk to me. When I was 16, I kissed my best friend’s 10-year-old brother. I don’t remember anything specifically. I only remember having a bad dream once that my dad molested me, and for years afterward, I didn’t want to be near him. Our relationship still feels kind of strained. I don’t know
what to think anymore. What should I do? — Bewildered and Worried Dear Bewildered: We would not presume to tell you what happened to you as a child, if anything actually did, or whether it involved your father. We suggest you seek therapy, although we do not recommend those who claim to specialize in “recovered” memories of abuse. This type of therapy is not reliable. Ask your doctor to refer you.
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Dear Doctor K: Whenever I’m stressed out my stomach clenches up in knots. Why does it do that? Dear Reader: A particularly sad experience is described as “gutwrenching.” Hearing about a gruesome crime makes you “feel nauseated.” An upcoming presentation gives you “butterflies in your stomach.” We use these expressions because anger, anxiety, sadness, elation and other emotions can trigger symptoms in our gastrointestinal tract. The brain has a direct effect on the stomach. Even the thought of eating can release the stomach’s juices before food gets there. This connection goes both ways. A troubled gut can send signals to the brain, just as a troubled brain can send signals to the gut. Therefore, your distressed gut can be as much the cause as the product of anxiety, stress or depression. Your brain and the gastrointestinal (GI) tract are intimately connected. The gut is controlled by the enteric nervous system (ENS),
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Your stomach and brain are in constant communication
ACROSS 1. Serling and Hallett 5. Conk 8. 1970s Tony Musante series 12. “Star Wars” biped 13. Billy Joel’s “— — to Extremes” 14. Peter Krause on “Parenthood” 15. “Operation Repo” targets 17. Theater box 18. Bullfight bravos 19. Mother of the Kardashians 20. “Devious Maids” creator Marc 24. Feminine suffix 26. Star of 31-Across, Linda — 27. Yield to nerves in the clutch 31. Series about a waitress 32. Springfield doofus 33. Lively dance 34. Title holder 35. School of thought suffix 37. Bow applications 38. Mr. Maher 41. Iridescent gem 43. La Scala highlight 44. Animated film, “— University” 49. Fastidious TV detective 50. “The A-Team” star: 2 wds. 51. Like Obama’s office 52. Penny — poker 53. “Say — to the Dress” 54. Lots and lots
DOWN 1. Preacher’s title: abbr. 2. Have bills 3. Exclamation from 32-Across 4. Schuss on a slope 5. Actor Campbell of “The Killing” 6. Curved molding
7. Entourage, hangers-on 8. TV genre: 2 wds. 9. Emanation 10. Travelers to Bethlehem 11. Leon or Ed 16. Eye parts 20. Applaud 21. Restraint device in “Minority Report” 22. Utterly bad 23. Shown, Emmy-winning TV host: 2 wds. 25. Alma maters 28. Dodge model of the 1980s 29. Razor-sharp 30. Goofs up 36. “I Saw — Kissing Santa Claus” 37. Talks wildly 38. The Crimson Tide, familiarly 39. Meryl Streep’s “The — Lady” 40. Clothes dryer residue 42. Skin opening 45. Actor Bosley 46. Ms. Longoria 47. Akira Kurosawa epic 48. Cunning