Roadtesting: sex positions The topics in discussion for this month’s edition of GSM Magazine are Drugs, Sex, and Rock ‘n’ Roll. Most of the attendees at the fantastic Writers’ Night were only focused on discussing drugs and music. Only a small minority /all females/ were brave enough to stand up and take up the remaining topic of the month, Sex. Henceforth, this writer has bravely stepped onto this less trodden path and decided to attempt a (hopefully) mind-blowing and surgically precise review on five sexual positions that this writer deems to be the very best ever out there! The reviews of those respective positions will be based on the writer’s rather privileged research with four “research partners” who throughout the review will only be referred to as C1, C2, M, and Q. The positions will be in the order of the least best to the absolute best. Pirate’s Bounty: She is lying on the bed with him kneeling between her legs facing her. One of her legs is stretched out resting on his shoulder. The other leg is wrapped around his waist. This position was utilised with C1, as she is a leggy lass with an office girl look. The point of this position was actually for the sake of variation and also to appreciate the sheer beauty of those legs. Therefore, this position is suitable if the girl is the leggy kind. The good thing about this position is it enables decent penetration but if timing is not coordinated, your “manhood” might slip out and it’s back to square one again and all momentum is lost. This position did not result in ejaculation. Doggy Style (bulldog variant): Female on all fours, male enters from behind and instead of kneeling he is in more of a squatting/ crouching position. This position was utilised with C2 and M, who both have amazing butt shape, and notably Q who is made for this position. This position is totally amazing especially with the right ladies having those traits mentioned here. Besides the full view of the beautiful feminine bodies, which yours truly thinks the very best view, it also enables very deep penetration and it would be much easier to stimulate the “desired spots” to please the significant other and keep the relationship healthy. The writer did not experience ejaculation with this position, but it must be amazing to end with this position as well. The only drawback of this position would be those who are not endowed with a “big enough staff” as it would be difficult to insert properly, let alone going with the rhythm. Reverse-Cowgirl: Male lies on his back nice and straight. Female sits onto of him but faces in the direction of his toes. Another position simply designated to be utilised with partners with beautiful butts. In this case, it was utilised with Q and to a lesser extent C1. Again, with C1 it was just for variation purposes and again to have nice views of her legs. Q is again the bomb for
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this position. Her voluptuousness would mean this position is heavenly. With a thinner lady, it might be painful around the pelvic area, and thus it is more suitable with a voluptuous partner. One advantage about this position is that finally the girl is in control, and back to the guy’s point of view, it feels extremely good with each time the lady is putting all her weight on you. It is simply heavenly, and still no ejaculation for this writer. Missionary Position: Male or female lies on their back and the other lays breast to breast (or close enough) on top. This is the most common and “textbook” position if you will. This is where it gets hotter as this position is simply the second best ever for this writer. To be frank, this writer genuinely thinks that this position is extremely blunt without being done in tandem with French kissing. This position has been “researched” with all four of the “research partners” here. With every single one, the “French” was being spoken. With French kiss, this is arguably the most romantic and emotional sexual position out there. Love prevails over lust in this position and throughout the sexual intercourse, it can be described as being “thrown up into heaven, patted on the head by an angel, and then thrown back to earth in orgasmic fashion”. Orgasmic as, out of the four, this writer managed to get the “Big-O” on two occasions (with M and C1). One drawback of this position is the monotony and unadventurous nature of it (especially if unaccompanied by the French) Folded Deckchair: Female lies on her back with her legs up, male enters into her, similar to missionary but instead pushes on her legs so that her feet are near her head. Last but not least, the crème de la crème, the icing on the cake. The best position ever! It allows a total domination feeling and very deep penetration that guarantees satisfaction for both parties. No amount of mere words could describe the sheer pleasure of looking at the girl in the eye and totally releasing all the pent-up lust and frustration there and then. Always resulted in orgasm with all four of them, whether the first or second position of the session. Amazing! Disclaimers: The writer is not in any way encouraging overly promiscuous sexual behavior. Always use condoms for your own and your partners’ sake. All those sessions vaguely described here were all done with condoms. Each of the encounters with M, C1, C2, and Q were done by two consenting adults at a legal age. BIBLIOGRAPHY http://www.sexinfo101.com/piratesbounty.shtml http://www.sexinfo101.com/bulldog.shtml http://www.sexinfo101.com/reverseasiancowgirl.shtml http://www.sexinfo101.com/sp_missionary.shtml http://www.sexinfo101.com/foldeddeckchair.shtml