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1. A small-time investigator, played by Nicolas Cage, finds himself in deep guano when he stumbles upon a snuff movie in 8MM (7Mate, Friday, 9.30pm). 2. Despite their accents Stacey Keach and Jamie Lee Curtis play respectively a truck driver and hitchhiker in the classic Australian thriller Roadgames (ABC2, Saturday 10.20pm). 3. It’s hard to believe but Anna Wintour, editor-inchief of Vogue for 20 years, carries more weight with the public than the Echo bosses. This is beautifully portrayed in The September Issue (ABC1, Sunday, 8.30pm).
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4.00 rage (G) 5.00 Can We Help? 5.30 The New Inventors 6.00 ABC News Breakfast 9.30 Business Today 10.00 Kids’ Programs 11.00 Catalyst 11.30 One Plus One 12.00 Midday Report 12.30 Midsomer Murders (M) 2.10 World’s Greenest Homes 3.00 Kids’ Programs 6.00 Bill’s Tasty Weekends 7.00 ABC News 7.30 7.30 8.00 Collectors 8.30 Silent Witness (M) 9.30 Case Sensitive (M) 10.20 Lateline 11.00 Beautiful People (M) 11.30 rage (MA)
4.00 ABC News 4.05 Arts Quarter 4.20 The Drum 5.00 ABC News 5.15 Consumer Quarter 5.30 Newsline 6.00 ABC News Breakfast 9.00 ABC News 9.30 Business Today 10.00 ABC News 12.30 Newsline 1.00 ABC News 2.30 One Plus One 3.00 Afternoon Live 5.30 Capital Hill 6.00 ABC News 6.05 The Drum 6.45 Weather Quarter 7.00 ABC News 7.30 Contact Sport 8.00 ABC News 8.30 One Plus One 9.00 The World 10.00 ABC News 10.05 The Drum 10.45 Weather Quarter 11.00 ABC News 11.30 Capital Hill 12.00 ABC News 12.20 Lateline 1.00 BBC News 1.30 Contact Sport 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 The World This Week 3.00 Lateline 3.40 The Quarters
ABC 2 6.00 Kids’ Programs 7.00 Spicks And Specks 7.30 River Monsters 8.30 Friday Night Lights (M) 9.15 On Track 9.30 Misfits (MA) 10.20 Crownies (M) 11.15 The Graham Norton Show (M) 11.50 Cold Feet 12.40 Code Geass 1.05 The Office (M) 1.35 Close
ABC 3 6.05am to 5.35pm Kids’ Programs 6.00 Big Babies 6.15 Almost Naked Animals 6.25 Trapped! 7.10 Black Hole High 7.35 The Assistants 8.00 Stay Tuned 8.30 Degrassi: The Next Generation 9.00 Close
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ABC 2 6.00 Kids’ Program 7.00 Monkey Thieves 7.30 Big Chef Takes On Little Chef 8.15 At The Movies 8.30 Movie: Pretty Baby (M 1978) US drama. Keith Carradine, Brooke Shields 10.20 Movie: Roadgames (M 1981) Australian thriller. Stacy Keach, Jamie Lee Curtis 12.00 Dylan Moran (M) 1.10 Eataholics 2.00 Close
ABC 3 6.05am to 5.45pm Kids’ Programs 6.00 Stoked 6.30 The Slammer 7.00 Deadly 60 7.30 Good Game SP 8.00 The Tribe 9.15 Close
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5.00 Weatherwatch 5.05 World News 1.00 Food Lovers’ Guide To Australia 1.30 Insight 2.30 The Nest 3.30 Al Jazeera News 4.00 The Journal 4.30 Newshour 5.30 La Vuelta a España Cycling Highlights 6.00 Letters And Numbers 6.30 World News Australia 7.30 James May’s Toy Stories 8.30 Blitz Street 9.30 World News Australia 10.00 Sex: An Unnatural History (M) 10.30 Erotic Tales (MA) 11.40 La Vuelta a España Cycling – LIVE 2.10 Weatherwatch
7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 5.00 Weatherwatch 6.00 World News 7.30 The Glee Project 6.00 Global Village 8.30 Britain’s Next Top Model 6.30 Cooking In The Danger 9.30 Sex And The City (MA) Zone 10.40 The Late Late Show 11.30 7.00 IAAF World Athletics Cheers 12.00 Roseanne 12.30 Championships South Sabrina The Teenage Witch 1.00 The Korea King Of Queens 1.30 Happy Days 10.30 Movie: Fearless (M 2006) 2.00 The Love Boat 3.00 Diagnosis Mandarin action Murder 4.00 Touched By An Angel 12.20 Weatherwatch 5.00 7th Heaven
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TEN 6.00 Ten News 7.00 Kids’ Programs 9.00 Ten News 10.00 The Circle 12.00 Dr Phil 1.00 Oprah Winfrey Show 2.00 Ready Steady Cook 3.00 Infomercial 3.30 Renovators 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful 5.00 Ten News 6.30 6.30 With George Negus 7.00 The 7pm Project 7.30 Renovators 8.30 Hawaii Five-O (M) 10.30 Can Of Worms (M) 11.30 Late News 12.00 Sports Tonight 12.30 The Late Show 1.30 Infomercials 5.00 Religion
ELEVEN 6.00 Jag 7.00 MacGyver 8.00 The Brady Bunch 8.30 Neighbours 9.00 Touched By An Angel 10.00 7th Heaven 11.00 The Love Boat 12.00 Diagnosis Murder 1.00 Jag 2.00 MacGyver 3.00 The King Of Queens 3.30 Cheers 4.00 Roseanne 4.30 Family Ties 5.00 Happy Days 5.30 The Brady Bunch 6.00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 6.30 Neighbours
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TAURUS: This week tickles your fancy for the expansive, but sensible spending’s the go for the mo, so no retail sprees please – postpone bigticket items or home renos till financial tides turn. A pragmatic, down-to-earth approach is needed right now, which is of course your forte. GEMINI: While Geminis forever adore the new and interesting, this week recommends finalising what’s already been started. Giving private
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ARIES: There’s just no pleasing some people. But enough about them, because your commander planet Mars transiting the sign of home brings the impetus and motivation this week to begin those new regimes you’ve been planning for your physical body and also to feng-shui your surroundings.
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6.00 Sunrise 9.00 The Morning Show 11.30 Seven News 12.00 Movie: Camp (M 2003) US comedy. Daniel Letterle, Joanna Chilcoat 2.30 Dr Oz 3.30 Kids’ Programs 4.30 Seven News 5.30 Deal Or No Deal 6.00 Prime News 6.30 Seven News 7.00 Home And Away 7.30 Better Homes And Gardens 8.30 AFL Premiership Season Collingwood v Geelong 6.00 Bundesliga Football: Kaiserslautern v Bayern Munich 8.00 ATP 11.45 The Outback, My Home 12.40 Home Shopping World Tour Tennis 8.30 WNBA Action 9.00 Major League Baseball – LIVE 12.00 Fear Factor 1.00 The Game Plan 3.00 Omnisport 3.30 Bondi Rescue 6.00 Home Shopping 6.30 Martha 4.00 Airline 4.30 Extreme Dreams Stewart Show 7.30 Dr Oz 8.30 Sons 5.00 Escape With ET 5.30 I Fish 6.00 & Daughters 9.00 Home & Away 9.30 Airline 6.30 Bondi Rescue 7.00 Cops Shortland Street 10.00 Coronation 7.30 World’s Toughest Fixes Street 10.30 Emmerdale 11.00 8.30 Movie: United 93 (M 2006) Designing Women 11.30 Deal Or No US drama. Polly Adams, JJ Deal 12.00 Royal Pains (M) 1.00 Grey’s Anatomy (M) 2.00 Ghost Whisperer Johnson 10.40 Sports Tonight 11.10 Breakout 3.00 Perfect Strangers 3.30 Night Kings (M) 12.10 24 (M) 1.10 NASCAR Court 4.00 Columbo Sprint Cup 2.10 Omnisport 2.30 Major 6.00 Bargain Hunt League Baseball 5.00 Omnisport 5.30 7.00 Harry’s Practice 7.30 Are You Being Served? FA Cup Classic 8.10 One Foot In The Grave 8.45 Escape To The Country 11.00 60 Minute Makeover 12.00 Living In The Sun 1.00 Movie: Beach Red (M 1967) US war drama. Cornel Wilde, Rip Torn 3.00 Leyland Brothers World 4.00 Coronation Street 4.30 Emmerdale 5.00 Designing Women 5.30 Home Shopping
Jag 2.00 MacGyver 3.00 The King Of Queens 3.30 Cheers 4.00 Roseanne 4.00 ABC News 4.05 Environment 5.00 Weatherwatch 6.00 World News 4.30 Family Ties 5.00 Happy Days 5.30 The Brady Bunch Quarter 4.15 The Drum 5.00 Q&A 6.00 Wine Lovers’ Guide To 6.00 Sabrina The Teenage 6.00 7.30 6.30 Behind The News 7.00 Australia Witch ABC News 7.30 Contact Sport 8.00 6.30 Cooking In The Danger 6.30 Everybody Loves ABC News 8.45 Big Ideas 9.00 ABC Zone Raymond News 9.45 Consumer Quarter 10.00 7.00 IAAF World Athletics 7.30 Frasier ABC News 10.30 7.30 11.00 ABC News Championships South 11.30 7.30 12.00 ABC News 12.30 7.30 8.00 Everybody Loves Korea Select 1.00 Big Ideas 2.00 ABC News 10.30 Movie: Lower City (MAV Raymond 2.30 7.30 3.00 ABC News 3.30 Foreign 8.30 Biggest Loser US 2005) Brazilian drama Correspondent 4.00 ABC News 4.30 12.15 Movie: The Libertine 10.30 90210 Behind The News 5.00 ABC News (MA 2000) French comedy 2.00 12.30 Buffy The Vampire Slayer (M) 5.30 One Plus One 6.00 ABC News Weatherwatch 1.30 Happy Days 2.00 The Love Boat 6.30 Australian Story 7.00 ABC News 3.00 Diagnosis Murder 4.00 Touched 7.30 The World This Week 8.00 Four By An Angel 5.00 7th Heaven Corners 9.00 ABC News 9.30 State To State 10.00 ABC News 10.30 7.30 6.00 Kids’ Programs 10.00 Hit List TV Select 11.00 ABC News 11.30 Foreign 12.00 Landed Music 12.30 Hit Rater. Correspondent 12.00 Big Ideas 1.00 Com 1.00 The Doctors 2.00 It’s Me Or 6.00 Arsenal Football 9.00 Bundesliga One Plus One 1.30 7.30 2.00 BBC World The Dog 3.00 Infomercial 3.30 Hook Football 10.00 Pro Bull Riding 11.00 World Of Free Sports 11.30 Drive News 2.30 7.30 3.00 BBC World News Line & Sinker 4.00 AFL Premiership Season 12.00 WWE Experience 1.00 Ironman: 3.30 7.30 Switzerland 2.00 Extreme Dreams LIVE – Sydney v Brisbane 3.30 Bondi Rescue 4.00 Airline 7.00 Jamie’s Thirty Minute 5.00 Australian Rally Championship Meals 5.00 Weatherwatch 5.05 World News 6.00 IRC Series Sailing 6.30 WWE 7.30 Talkin’ ’bout Your 1.00 Ballet: Limen 1.30 The Emperor’s Experience 7.30 Fear Factor 8.30 Generation Secret Garden 2.45 How To Make A An Idiot Abroad (M) 8.40 Movie: The Jewel Of The Book With Steidl 4.30 Newshour 5.30 9.30 MotoGP Qualifying LIVE – Nile (PG 1985) US advenLa Vuelta a España Cycling Highlights San Marino ture. Michael Douglas, 6.00 The Passionate 11.10 UFC (M) 1.10 Rally World 2.10 Kathleen Turner Apprentices RPM 2.30 Omnisport 3.00 ATP World 10.40 AFL Premiership Season: Tour Tennis 3.30 Magic Of The FA Cup 6.30 World News Australia Carlton v St Kilda 1.10 Infomercials 5.30 FA Cup Classic 7.30 Engineering Connections 4.00 Religion 8.30 Monster Jellyfish 9.30 RocKwiz 10.25 Classic Albums The Doors 6.30 Kids’ Programs 7.00 Weekend 11.30 La Vuelta a España Cycling – 6.00 Jag 7.00 MacGyver 8.00 The Sunrise 9.00 Kids’ Programs 12.30 Brady Bunch 8.30 Everybody Loves V8 Xtra 1.00 AFL Premiership Season: LIVE 2.00 Weatherwatch Raymond 9.00 Touched By An Angel Gold Coast v Hawthorn 4.00 Australia 10.00 7th Heaven 11.00 The Love Smashes Guinness World Records Boat 12.00 Diagnosis Murder 1.00 4.30 What’s Up Down Under 5.00
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5.00 rage (PG) 11.00 Poh’s Kitchen 12.00 Collectors 12.30 Australian Story 1.00 Foreign Correspondent 1.30 E2: Transport Food In Miles 2.00 Treks In A Wild World 2.25 Shamwari 3.00 Shute Shield Rugby Union LIVE – Eastwood v Northern Suburbs 5.00 World Cup Bowls 6.00 Poh’s Kitchen 6.30 Gardening Australia 7.00 ABC News 7.30 Doctor Who 8.30 Monroe 9.20 Rake (M) 10.15 Doctor Who 11.05 rage (MA)
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needs precedence over public appearances. Less twittering and more sorting things into order – all of which will enhance and support your future flirtations with the nouveau. CANCER: While this is definitely a Getting Stuff Done week, I somehow see you contrary Cancerians adopting recently departed Cancerian artist Margaret Olley’s methodology: I’ve never liked housework. Who wants to chase dust all their life? If the house looks dirty, buy another bunch of flowers… LEO: While you’re busy chatting up prospective playmates, wooing new business clients and charming everyone you pass, remember September is about consolidation. For best results, rise above peoples’ irritating tendency to
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Guide To The Good Life 5.30 Sydney Weekender 6.00 Seven News 6.30 Movie: Monsters Inc. (G 2001) Animation 8.35 Movie: Terminator 2 Judgement Day (M 1991) US action. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Edward Furlong 11.25 Movie: The River Wild (M 1994) US action. Meryl Streep, Kevin Bacon 1.40 Home Shopping
7TWO 6.30 Kids’ Programs 9.00 Better Homes And Gardens 10.00 The Great Outdoors 11.00 Queensland Weekender 11.30 Out Of The Blue 12.00 A House In Tuscany 12.30 Passport To The Sun 1.00 Weekend Kitchen 5.00 Great Australian Doorstep 5.30 Men Behaving Badly 6.00 Are You Being Served? 6.30 Born And Bred 7.30 Heartbeat 8.40 Inspector Morse (M) 11.00 That’s My Boy 11.30 Please Sir 12.00 Minder 1.00 Passport To The Sun 1.30 Movie: Call Me – The Rise And Fall Of Heidi Fleiss (MA 2004) Canadian drama. Jamie-Lynn Discala, Saul Rubinek 3.15 Movie: Parachute Battalion (PG 1941) US drama. Robert Preston, Edmond O’Brien 5.00 Weekend Kitchen
7MATE 6.00 AFL Premiership Season: Geelong v Collingwood 8.30 Adam 12 9.00 NBC Today 11.00 Quantum Leap 12.00 SCU: Serious Crash Unit 12.30 Racing Green 1.00 Zoom TV
dispute your opinions and opt for one-on-one discussions rather than crowd scenes. VIRGO: With the Sun and Venus maxing your attraction factor, this year’s version of the new you is definitely turning heads, and something you’ve worked hard at gets the astral thumbs-up. Just one small slice of advice: whenever you’re sharpening your skills, remember to soften your tongue. LIBRA: Your big ask at present is to find a way of working with whatever life hands you, no matter what. Applying a softly-softly approach is the best method of morphing this week’s critical edge from prickly to pleasurable, especially around midweek Libra moon. SCORPIO: Scorpios don’t like letting go – at
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6.30 Six Million Dollar Man 7.30 Alias Smith And Jones 8.30 Adam 12 9.00 NBC Today 11.00 Quantum Leap 12.00 Knight Rider 1.00 The Equalizer (M) 2.00 Malcolm And Eddie 2.30 Newsradio 3.00 Xena 4.00 Hercules 5.00 The Drew Carey Show 5.30 That ’70s Show 6.00 According To Jim 6.30 My Wife And Kids 7.00 That ’70s Show 7.30 Pimp My Ride 8.30 My Name Is Earl 9.30 Movie: 8MM (AV 1999) US thriller. Nicolas Cage, Joaquin Phoenix 12.30 Newsradio 1.00 Six Million Dollar Man 2.00 Quantum Leap 3.00 Knight Rider 4.00 Hercules 5.00 Xena
6.00 Kids’ Programs 10.30 Entertainment Tonight 11.00 TMZ 11.30 Married With Children 12.00 The Voice 2.00 Dukes Of Hazzard 3.00 Just Shoot Me 3.30 Kids’ Programs 6.00 Movie: Scooby-Doo And The Witch’s Ghost (G 1999) Animation 7.30 Movie: Big Daddy (PG 1999) US comedy. Adam Sandler, Joey Lauren Adams 9.30 Movie: Pulp Fiction (AV 1994) US thriller. John Travolta, Uma Thurman 12.50 Fringe (M) 2.30 Up Late (M) 2.30 Cribs 3.00 Reno 911 (M) 5.00 The Hills 5.30 Tamagotch!
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5.30 Today 9.00 Kerri-Anne 11.00 Infomercials 12.00 The Ellen Degeneres Show 1.00 The View 2.00 Days Of Our Lives 3.00 Alive And Cooking 3.30 Kids’ Programs 4.30 Afternoon News 5.30 The Voice 6.00 Evening News 6.30 A Current Affair 7.30 Friday Night Football LIVE – Newcastle Knights v South Sydney Rabbitohs 9.30 Friday Night Football St George Illawarra Dragons v Penrith Panthers 11.30 Movie: The Yakuza (M 1975) US action. Robert Mitchum, Brian Keith 1.40 Movie: Everyday People (M 2004) US drama. Nathan De’Shon Myer, Jordan Gelber 3.30 Entertainment Tonight 4.00 Danoz 4.30 Good Morning America
6.00 Today 9.00 Alive & Cooking 9.30 The Zoo 10.00 Friends 11.00 Murder, She Wrote 12.00 Movie: Swallows And Amazons (G 1974) UK adventure. Virginia McKenna, Ronald Fraser 2.00 Stingers (M) 3.00 McLeod’s Daughters 4.00 The Golden Girls 5.00 Joanna Lumley Jewel Of The Nile 6.00 Friends 7.00 The Zoo 7.30 The Farmer Wants A Wife 8.30 Underbelly: Razor (M) 9.30 Movie: Donnie Brasco (M 1997) US biography. Johnny Depp, Al Pacino 12.00 Conan (M) 1.00 Psychic TV 2.25 Movie: Henry VIII & His Six Wives (PG 1972) UK drama. Keith Michell, Donald Pleasence 5.00 Murder, She Wrote
1.30 Great Grand Prix Racing Heroes 2.30 Fifth Gear 3.00 V8 Supercars 3.30 Targa Tasmania Motorsport 4.30 Monster Garage 5.30 That ’70s Show 6.00 According To Jim 6.30 Superships 7.30 Air Crash Investigation 9.30 Unsolved Mysteries (M) 12.30 Million Dollar Catch 1.00 SCU: Serious Crash Unit 1.30 Racing Green 2.00 Great Grand Prix Racing Heroes 3.00 Hercules 4.00 Quantum Leap 5.00 Adam 12 5.30 Home Shopping
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6.00 Kids’ Programs 1.00 Married With Children 2.30 Here’s Lucy 3.00 Green Acres 3.30 Spin City 4.30 Dukes Of Hazzard 5.30 Wipeout 6.30 Top Gear 7.30 Two And A Half Men 8.30 Movie: The Negotiator (M 1998) US action. Samuel L Jackson, Kevin Spacey 11.10 Movie: Final Destination 3 (AV 2006) US thriller. Ryan Merriman, Kris Lemche 1.00 Up Late (M) 1.30 Vampire Diaries (M) 5.00 The Hills 6.00 Danoz 7.00 Weekend Today 5.30 Tamagotch! 10.00 Saturday Kerri-Anne 11.00 Kids’ Programs 2.30 Movie: Big Jim McLain (G 1952) US action. 6.00 Movie: Swallows And Amazons John Wayne, James Arness 4.30 The (G 1974) UK adventure. Virginia Garden Gurus 5.00 NBN News 5.30 McKenna, Ronald Fraser 8.00 Movie: Getaway Pool Of London (PG 1951) UK drama. 6.00 NBN News Susan Shaw, Renee Asherson 9.45 6.30 Australia’s Funniest Home Movie: Up The Chastity Belt (PG Videos 1972) UK comedy. Bill Frazer, Frankie 7.30 Movie: Hairspray (PG Howerd 11.40 Movie: The Treasure 2007) US comedy. John Of Pancho Villa (PG 1955) Western. Travolta, Michelle Pfeiffer Rory Calhoun, Shelley Winters 1.40 8.40 Lotto Movie: Betrayed (PG 1954) WWII 9.55 Movie: Bride Wars (PG drama. Clark Gable, Lane Turner 2009) US comedy. Kate 4.00 Movie: The Thief Who Came Hudson, Anne Hathaway To Dinner (P 1973) US comedy. Ryan 11.45 Movie: The Devil’s Own (M O’Neal, Jacqueline Bissett 6.00 The 1997) US drama. Harrison Ford, Brad Golden Girls 6.30 Antiques Roadshow Pitt 2.00 Movie: Out Of Order (MA 7.30 Secret Dealers 2003) US drama. Eric Stoltz, Felicity 8.30 CSI: NY (M) Huffman 4.00 Infomercials 9.30 CSI: Miami (M) 10.30 CSI (M) 11.30 Conan (M) 12.50 Psychic TV 1.50 Movie: Sweet Bird Of Youth (M 1962) US drama. Paul Newman, Geraldine Page 4.05 Dangerman 5.00 The Golden Girls 5.30 Garden Gurus
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least till they’re well and truly finished with something. But if you’re ever going to ditch that inappropriate dream, stale relationship, bad habit or once-was-hot look that isn’t anymore, do it now. Then reward yourself with some delicious indulgence. SAGITTARIUS: Rather than doing a dozen things at once, choose what’s most important for your wellbeing this week and focus on that. When it no longer needs attention, progress to the next item on your agenda. Work methodically and efficiently instead of spreading yourself too thin. CAPRICORN: This week reboots your determination along with your mojo, putting sassy Cap back in charge. Promise yourself you won’t take on anyone’s nonsense, including your
own. Because no matter what’s going on in your corner of world, there’s still plenty of cause for celebration. AQUARIUS: Energy experts insist whatever we put out returns threefold. By whose calculations: the DIY School of Quantum Physics? People who read The Secret? In the spirit of scientific enquiry however, why not try road testing the triplepayback theory this week to see if it works. PISCES: This week’s Virgoan climate is pleasantly grounding for Pisceans, offering lots of constructive, nuts-and-bolts ideas. Leaning towards ruthless self-development, it puts the emphasis firmly on self – efforts made to develop someone else’s person mightn’t be met with noticeable cooperation.
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