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WHAT’S ON IN UNIVERSITY

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X MARKS THE BOX – THE SCOTTISH PARLIAMENT ELECTION 10

GRADUATION SPECIAL 12

TOP TRENDS AND DISCOUNTS

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ENHANCE YOUR CV AFTER GRADUATION 16 YOUR HOME AWAY FROM HOME AT FIRHALL COURT

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STUDENT LIFE, THOU SHALT BE MISSED

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YOUR FESTIVAL GUIDE AN INTERVIEW WITH SUNSET SONS 19 FIVE PEOPLE YOU’LL UNDOUBTEDLY MEET AT A FESTIVAL 21 TOP TIPS FOR FIRST TIME FESTIVAL GOER 21 CAN SMALLER REALLY BE BETTER? 22

TRAVEL SPECIAL ULTIMATE BACKPACKING EXCURSIONS 24 FIVE REASONS TO WORK IN A SUMMER CAMP 25 TOP TEN CHEAPEST HOLIDAY DESTINATIONS IN 2016

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FROM ANIMATION TO LIVE ACTION 32 THE SPIDERMAN – THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY

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GLASGOW’S COMMUNITY OF ARTISTS 34

WHERE TO GO FOR YOUR GRADUATION MEAL GET YOUR DISSERTATION PROFESSIONALLY BINDED

APRIL’S PICK OF THE MONTH – CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.

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ALL THINGS HOUSE OF CARDS

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IS ONE OF MARVEL’S MORE QUESTIONABLE HEROES ONE OF THEIR MOST BELIEVABLE?

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FROM PRESENTER TO HEADLINER – JILL BROWN HAS FOUND HERSELF RESURRECTED 36

AN INTERVIEW WITH WE ARE SCIENTISTS 37 NEW HELLFIRE CLUB’S PICK OF THE MONTH – THE GIROBABIES 38 THE BIG MOON SHINES BRIGHT

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TRENDING TATS TAKE THE TROPHY 41

RECORD STORE DAY 2016 41 IT’S ALL ABOUT TECHNO – TOP EVENTS THIS APRIL 44 EUROPE’S BEST DANCE FESTIVAL 45 NINTH WAVE 46 INTRODUCING LANY

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DARK SOULS III – WHERE ARE WE EXACTLY? (SPOILERS) 48 FIVE OF THE MOST ADDICTIVE GAMES AND APPS EVER 49 GAMES THAT SHOULD’VE BEEN MOVIES 49

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Ilan Volkov, curator of Tectonics Music Festival

VINTAGE CLOTHING KILO SALE One of the best and cheapest ways to shop retro returns to Wasps Studios on 30 April for a day filled with vintage bargains from the 70s onwards.

Over five tonnes of ladies and mens retro clothes and accessories will be on offer for customers to browse through and buy at just £15 a kilo. The amount you’ll snap up at this low price depends on the item’s weight but on average you’ll get four or five items for just £15 – just think of all the floaty blouses you could buy.

All the best events taking place this April...

BBC TECTONICS FESTIVAL

Local artists and others from all over the world are set to descend upon Glasgow this May for the internationally renowned annual Tectonics festival which festival director, Gavin Reid, describes as an ‘intriguing exploration of new music’.

Renowned pianist, John Tilbury, who has just celebrated his 80th birthday, will play the world premiere of a BBC commissioned piano concerto by Howard Skempton and a new work by Michael Pisaro at the festival, which runs from 7-8 May at City Halls and Old Fruitmarket.

The festival, which is curated by the BBC Scottish Symphony Orchestra’s Principal Guest Conductor, Ilan Volkov, also features appearances from Phantom Chips, who will be performing with an array of homemade electronic instruments and Catherine Kontz, who wrote a new piece especially for the Old

Fruitmarket, inspired by the sounds of market traders from around the world.

Annea Lockwood is also included in the 2016 lineup and is just one of the artists who have found inspiration from the environment at this year’s festival. She’ll be bringing her installation ‘Sound Map of the Housatonic River’ to the festival, a piece that saw Lockwood travel the vast 150 mile river, recording sounds at various points along the way.

Opera is featured in the festival for the first time in 2016, with Jane Dickson’s work, ‘Labyrinthine’, which is an exploration of female identity. Poetry, spoken word and vocal expression are also strongly represented this year with the poetry and viola playing of Ivor Kallin and solo performances from Alwynne Pritchard and yoiker Ánde Somby.

Tickets are available from www. tectonicsfestival.com/glasgow/buy-ticket.

GLASGOW INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL The seventh edition of Glasgow International, a biennial festival of contemporary art, returns from 8-25 April to showcase the best of local and international art to the city, under the guidance of Director, Sarah McCrory.

Taking place in various venues and locations across Glasgow, the event will feature more exhibitions and events than ever before in its ambitious programme and has over 200 artists featured in the festival across 36 solo and 40 group shows.

Asparagus Piss Raindrop will be performing at Glasgow International

PAISLEY BEER FESTIVAL The 29th annual Paisley Beer Festival is held this April, celebrating the best ales from around the UK and Europe.

The 29th four day festival is held at Paisley Town Hall and Renfrewshire CAMARA, a 400 member strong branch of the only consumer group in the UK dedicated to preserving and promoting real ale, independent breweries and traditional pubs, will be hosting over 230 of the best real ales from Scotland and around 200 beers from the rest of the world, along with a large selection of cider and, for the first time at a beer festival, Scottish mead.

Running alongside the festival, which is on from the 20-23 April, is Renfrewshire Council’s Paisley Food Festival, which is on from noon until 9pm on the Saturday and features street food from across the world, live music, cookery demonstrations and children’s entertainment.

AYE WRITE! PRESENTS SEASON On 5 April the Aye Write! Presents season begins with Scottish novelist, playwright and short story writer, Irvine Welsh, re-introducing us to Trainspotting’s most infamous character, Francis Begbie, in his new novel, The Blade Artist.

The acclaimed author will be at The Glasgow Royal Concert Hall to discuss the return of the notorious character.

On 14 April, the award winning poet and rapper, Kate Tempest, will be at the Mitchell Library to discuss and read her debut novel, The Bricks That Built The Houses – a multigenerational tale of drugs, desire and belonging.

GFT – SHAKESPEARE ON FILM SEASON The Glasgow Film Theatre are marking the 400th anniversary of the death of Shakespeare (23 April, 1616) with their Shakespeare on Film season which runs throughout April.

GFT are kicking off the season with a 4k digital restoration of Ran, Akira Kurosawa’s adaptation of King Lear. The season also includes screenings of Kurosawa’s Throne of Blood, Jerome Robbins’ and Robert Wise’s Oscar-winning adaptation of Romeo and Juliet and a new 2K restoration of Richard lll, followed by a satellite discussion with Ian McKellen and director Richard Loncraine.

THE JUNGLE BOOK SCREENING AND SAFARI PARTY AT THE GROSVENOR Disney’s live action remake of The Jungle Book is finally released this April and the Grosvenor cinema are holding a screening of the highly anticipated film followed by a special safari party in the Grosvenor Café.

Taking place from 10.30am to 2.30pm on 17 April, the party will appeal to adventurers of all ages with its jungle buffet and petting zoo. Animals appearing at the petting zoo include giant African land snails, a bearded dragon lizard, a tortoise, a corn snake and a few other special guests.

Ran (12A) showing throughout April

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BENEFIT IN AID OF BIPOLAR SCOTLAND AT THE STAND

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Bipolar Scotland is the only organisation supporting people in Scotland affected by bipolar disorder. It runs support groups, provides information, publications and a condition specific self management training programme.

On 11 April, they are holding a benefit at The Stand to raise vital funds and to spread awareness of their organisation and the important work it carries out. Gary Little, Susie McCabe, Jamie MacDonald and BMR are performing on the night alongside host, Jellybean Martinez.

GREASE AT KINGS THEATRE One of the best musicals of all time is returning to The Kings Theatre this April with the Pantheon Club production of Grease, so dig out your leather jackets and shiny catsuits and head along to their sing-along shows from 13-17 April.

The lyrics to the musical’s best hits, including You’re The One That I Want, Summer Nights, Hopelessly Devoted To You, Sandy, Greased Lightnin’ and many, many more will be projected onto a giant screen to get the audience involved and joining in with the party atmosphere.

BRITISH GAS SWIMMING CHAMPIONSHIPS 2016 The British Swimming Championships will be held at the Tollcross International Swimming Centre in Glasgow from 1217 April and will see the best in British swimming will be competing head to head for their chance to make team GB and represent their country in the Rio 2016 Olympic Games.

The event also serves as a selection meet for the European Juniors which take place in Hungary in July.

KELVINGROVE GOES CUBAN The enigmatic Cuban Brothers are headlining a one-day festival on 30 April at the Kelvingrove Bandstand.

This independent gig aims to get people into one of Glasgow’s most iconic venues to enjoy great music, food and drink. The Shiverin’ Sheiks are the main support band on the day but they’ll share the stage with Samba YaBamba and other local musicians, while West Beers, Bo Kantina and Burger Meats Bun showcase some of the best artisan local food and drink.

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Working with dramaturgs from the University of Glasgow, designers from GSA and performers and production students from RCS, they have created four performance pieces for the event.

GSA design students have designed and styled garments and wearables for the performers and have produced digital and projected elements that will contribute to the events contemporary edge.

The GSA students have also worked in close collaboration with UoG dramaturgy students to create the brand identity for Dream On! and have produced a range of marketing and programme materials, from film and print to social media.

David Tennant, a leading Shakespearian actor and Royal Conservatoire alumnus, has pre-recorded a piece of Shakespearian text that has been incorporated into one of the compositions.

Dream On! will take place on 23 April at the University of Glasgow’s Bute Hall in the form of a promenade production as music and performance combine with digital installation to form a ‘dream-like world’ in this contemporary take on A Midsummer Night’s Dream. It will also be streamed online by the BBC to audiences across the UK. Details on tickets for the event will be released in early April.

Scottish Start Up App Counts NHS as First Paying Customer

DREAM ON! A Scottish start-up, set up by four University of Glasgow and Strathclyde University graduates, has developed an app to help those with dementia and can count the NHS as its first paying customer.

The MindMate interactive app comes in three versions, for patients, carers or family members and care homes, and includes reminder tools, advice on nutrition and exercise, brain training games, music, patient information and a reminiscence timeline called ‘My Story’.

MindMate secured business from the NHS Greater Glasgow and Clyde, who has bought the care home version of the app to run on 60 iPads, after a two month trial with the trust’s post-diagnosis dementia support group.

Students from the Glasgow School of Art, the University of Glasgow and the Royal Conservatoire of Scotland have collaborated with the BBC Scottish Symphony Orchestra to create Dream On!, a unique production inspired by A Midsummer Night’s Dream, to celebrate the life, work and legacy of Shakespeare on the 400th anniversary of his death.

Hundreds of students have worked together from across the three institutions involved over the last six months, using the skills learned from their various courses to create all aspects of the production, from the music to the performance, clothing, design elements and the brand identity.

Student composers, Alex Mackay, Robert Allan, Rory Comerford and Juta Pranulyte from the RCS have each written a new work to be performed by members of the BBC SSO, comprising performers, dancers, filmmakers and some for interpretation into British sign language.

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A pop-up exhibition at Glasgow Caledonian University will explore Scotland’s role in the international antiapartheid movement.

The exhibition will run from 5 – 29 April, tells the story of the AntiApartheid Movement across Britain and its campaigns to support the people of South Africa in their fight against oppression. Nelson Mandela’s 1993 visit to Glasgow and Scotland’s role in the cultural boycott of apartheid will feature in the exhibit in the university’s Saltire Centre.

When Nelson Mandela was released from prison, GCU offered him an honorary degree and was the first university in the world to do so. Part of Mr Mandela’s acceptance of the honour was the condition that GCU offered concrete support for reconstruction and development in South Africa.

GCU is now going to make the full story of Scotland’s role in the movement accessible to researchers and the community. Forward to Freedom, created by the AAM Archives Committee, will be launched at GCU on 5 April.

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BAFTA SCOTLAND NEW TALENT AWARDS 2016

£2 Million in Funding Granted to Strathclyde Uni to Improve Access to Safe Water The University of Strathclyde will receive £2 million from the Scottish Government to help improve access to safe water in Malawi.

This funding will allow Strathclyde to extend the Water Futures programme and will help more communities in the Lower Shire Basin in rural Malawi access groundwater resources protected from the impacts of climate change.

Support and advice on groundwater resource management will be offered to communities vulnerable to the adverse impacts of climate change thanks to the project, which aims to deliver and improve water access across seven districts in the region.

Speaking at an event to mark UN World Water Day 2016, Cabinet Secretary for Infrastructure, Investment and Cities Keith Brown said: “Our Hydro Nation Agenda is committed to managing our water environment to the best advantage, developing and promoting more efficient water use, and crucially, in the context of World Water Day, employing our knowledge and expertise not only in Scotland, but internationally.”

The British Academy Scotland New Talent Awards, the annual event that aims to promote emerging Scottish talent and gives up-and-coming talent a platform to showcase their work, takes place on 14 April at the Drygate Brewery.

There are 39 nominees for this year’s awards, across 13 categories, and many are current students or graduates from Glasgow institutions.

Sarah Miele, a current BA acting student from the Royal Conservatoire of Scotland has been nominated in the female acting performance category for her performance in the short film Grimm Street and RCS graduate, Daniel Cameron, is nominated for the male acting performance for his role in I Am Me. Cara Roxburgh, who graduated in 2015, has also been recognised for her design work in the short film, Tuesday.

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Three former graduates from the University of West of Scotland’s School of Media, Culture and Society have also been nominated in three separate categories: Christopher Martin has been nominated for Acting Performance; Filmmaking & Screenwriting graduate Jonathon Butler has been nominated for Editor; and Johnny Herbin is nominated for Writer for ‘Electric Faces’.

Kevin Murray, a graduate from the Digital Design Studio at the Glasgow School of Art, is also nominated for a BAFTA Scotland New Talent award for his short film Paperclips.

Tickets for the event, which will be hosted by Muriel Gray, are still available for £25 from http://www.bafta.org.

Cookery and Hospitality Students Win Prizes at Prestigious Culinary Competitions Professional Cookery and Hospitality students from City of Glasgow College demonstrated their abilities at two of the nation’s most prestigious culinary competitions and brought home silver and bronze medals.

The Country Range Student Chef Challenge recognises the most talented full-time student chefs in the UK and Springboard Future Chef encourages young talent into a career as a chef.

City of Glasgow students Nicolle Finnie, Charles Quiambao and Claudia Cozariuc took third place in the Country Range Student Chef Challenge, under the leadership of lecturer Robbie Phillips. The students had to create a menu that embraced clean, well-proportioned and preciselyexecuted cooking, using a maximum of £8 worth of ingredients per cover.

Courtney McDowell, another City of Glasgow student enrolled on the Professional Hospitality course who also studies at Rosshall Academy, finished second in the final of Springboard Future Chef 2016.

HERE’S a date for your diary, this year’s Meningitis Ball is set for 12th November at the Crowne Plaza Hotel, Congress Road, Glasgow.

Get involved, it’s going to be an awesome night and money raised funds vital support for the families of those affected and research into combating meningitis.

Tickets at the round tables for 10 to 12 guests are priced at £60 per person.

There’s even a special rate for overnight stay at £110 per room (don’t cram too many of you in there at once). To book call 0141 427 6698 or visit www.menscot.org.

Some quick notes on meningitis.Someone who develops meningitis may become seriously ill very quickly. Meningitis can strike any age group. Early diagnosis is vital, delay can be catastrophic.

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The poll cards have been delivered and politicians will be at the forefront as the Scottish Elections prepare to take place on 5 May. It’s a worthy reminder to you as it would be easy to forget where all your crosses lie. This is the third time the Scottish public have been to the polls

in 18 months after the Independence referendum and last year’s general election, and we’ll be heading back there soon for the scheduled EU referendum in June.

Of course this election is pretty special for students of potentially a younger age with the voting age

having been reduced to allow 16 and 17 year olds the right to vote.

We will put a cross next to the person we want to see represent us in our consistency as well as one for the regional vote.

The elections will see the 129 people chosen that we will rely on to develop the country’s politics over the next five years. A MSP will be chosen to lead each of the 73 constituencies in the country before each of the eight regions of constituencies chooses seven other list MSPs through the Additional Member System.

Some high-profile retirements will see some of the most prominent politicians of the last few years leave the scene, including the likes of former First Minister Alex Salmond, former Justice Secretary Kenny MacAskill and former leader of the Scottish Conservatives Annabel Goldie, as well as Presiding Officer Tricia Marwick.

The SNP will generate some headlines as the country begins to scrutinise its job over the last five years and whether they deserve a third consecutive term in power.

Behind the SNP, polls have given an interesting, competitive look on the other parties.

A big battle in this election looks to be emerging between the Scottish Conservatives and Scottish Labour

who have looked close in the polls.

Scottish Labour had previously proposed that they would want to avoid cuts to local budgets by wanting to intervene and propose an 11p Scottish income tax rate and look to avoid cuts in education. A proposal by the Scottish Conservatives includes also focusing on education by dealing with stopping cuts into music tuition.

One of the Scottish Liberal Democrats and Willie Rennie’s proposals are to look to change the way that the country supports mental health services, wanting each GP practice to have an extra qualified professional to support patients.

The Scottish Greens are wanting to introduce a Food Farming and Health Act, Community Greenspaces and Climate-ready neighbourhoods alongside having a written Scottish constitution produced by the public and allowing the country a larger role in international communications.

Seeing the proposals of these parties should issue a reminder for people to actually vote in the election.

Some students may see no point in voting, but if nothing else it does give you the right to moan at the final decision or the next parliament for the next few years.

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WHERE TO GRAB YOUR GRUB FOR GRADUATION

You’ve made it! The endless nights of dissertation panic are finally over, now it’s time to chill and enjoy the summer before you enter the world of full-time work.

However, before you head off on that eight week trip around Europe or start

your exciting internship there’s the small matter of the graduation dinner to be taken care of – which is generally either a chance for your whole family to make a fuss of you for making it through four difficult years or a last meal with all your uni chums before you head off in different directions.

We figured you’ve worked hard enough these last few months, so we’ve done all the groundwork for you and picked some of the best restaurants in Glasgow, no matter what kind of graduation meal you’re planning.

Cheers!

WAXY O’CONNOR’S

GUY’S RESTAURANT

BO’VINE AT HILTON BYRES ROAD

If the whole uni gang is planning to get together for a graduation meal, we’d recommend Waxy O’Connor’s. It’s one of the most unique venues in Glasgow because despite its three floors, six bars and nine different areas to explore it still has a cosy, friendly vibe and your uni gang can dine and drink together safe in the knowledge that no-one here will raise an eyebrow at all the hollering coming from your table.

There’s little nooks and crannies to be explored that make a great setting for a dinner with your nearest and dearest or private areas for 15 or more people, perfect if the whole class wants to head along to the party.

Situated in the heart of Merchant City, Guy’s Restaurant and Bar is the perfect choice for those looking for their graduation meal to come with a side of eclectic flair.

Located on Byres Road, Bo’Vine at the Hilton Glasgow Grosvenor is one of the finest steakhouses in town, serving richly flavoured and perfectly char grilled 28-35 day, dry aged Scotch Beef.

It’s also kind on student budgets at just £12.95 per person for the two course graduation meal (plus a glass of bubbly) and because it’s so central it’s a brilliantly convenient spot to get to, no matter where everyone is based.

Guy’s

Guy spent 20 years feeding the cream of the film industry’s A-list with his location catering business before deciding to head home to Glasgow to set up this quirky venue that has clearly been influenced by his globetrotting adventures – even the £25 per student graduation menu features culinary clues from all over the world.

Although it has a very impressive menu, Guy’s still maintains a relaxed, welcoming feel with a bohemian décor that has also likely been influenced by the owner’s travels and is a great choice for a final student get together.

The restaurant itself is chic and classy, yet with a laid back vibe. Cosy leather booths are perfect for a small gathering or use the private dining room for extra special service. Although it offers first class steaks – we know we keep going on about them, honestly they’re amazing – it also has a great selection of fish and vegetarian options to keep the whole group happy.

Thanks to its great location, it’s the perfect spot to start your graduation celebrations with a gorgeous meal followed by a night out to remember in the West End.

RESTAURANT & BAR

Guy’s Restaurant & Bar, 24 Candleriggs, Merchant City, Glasgow, G1 1LD Tel: 0141 552 1114 Fax: 0141 552 3718 www.guysrestaurant.co.uk Email: info@guysrestaurant.co.uk

2 course + glass of bubbly £14.95 3 course + glass of bubbly £16.95 AVAILABLE UP TO GROUPS OF 25

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NICK’S BAR AND GRILL

It’s no secret plenty of students reside in Glasgow’s Southside, an area that is definitely becoming more popular, so it would be crazy not to include one of the Southside’s premier restaurants in our list.

Some graduates might be looking for a more intimate setting for their graduation dinner, especially if you’ve been lucky in love during your time at uni and are leaving with a degree and a partner, so for any couples looking to toast to their future careers, Nick’s Bar and Grill has a mezzanine level that complements the main restaurant and offers a more secluded section – perfect for a romantic meal.

Lok’s is a top choice with three quality facilities under one roof – LOKS Bar and Kitchen, the Trophy Bar, and the Newlandsfield Suite – plus a menu that celebrates locally sourced food from some of the Southside’s best suppliers, the most delicious bread baked in-house and a recently relaunched, delicious cocktail menu.

It’s the type of place that would work well for a celebratory dinner full of recent graduates looking for a last hurrah or a family friendly affair and their set graduation menu comes in at a purse friendly £22.50 per person, you can also ask about private dining options for a really special night.

HARD ROCK CAFE With two different graduation menu options available – the Honours menu at £25 per person and the Masters menu at £35 per person – Hard Rock Cafe has all bases covered and is a fail-safe option for your graduation meals with affordable, delicious options and some of the best service in the city. The team at Hard Rock Cafe are known for being friendly and welcoming, and will go out of their way to make sure you have a fantastic night.

With that being said, the main restaurant area – which looks like a contemporary Manhattan loft but in the heart of Glasgow’s West End – is comfortable and airy and can accommodate couples, families, groups of graduates or anyone else who fancies sampling their expertly produced fusion of classic Italian and North American cuisine.

Whilst some of our options are great for those looking for a chilled environment, Hard Rock is the place to be if you’re looking for a party feel and you’re guaranteed to have a good time here – especially when the cocktails are flowing.

It’s also handily located in the heart of the Style Mile, near all the main transport links, making it an easy choice if you’ve got friends or family coming from far and wide.

THE MAD PLATTER Since opening in 2014, the kooky Mad Platter on Great Western Road has cemented its position as one of the most unique dining options in the West End and is a firm favourite amongst students, especially those from Glasgow Uni who are within walking distance so it made sense to add it as the fun option on our list.

The staff at the Mad Platter are beyond friendly and will go out of their way to ensure you all enjoy your graduation meal.

Although it might already be beloved by West End based students it’s well worth making the trip out from the City Centre to sample the menu, it’s full of hearty plates which have a home cooking feel and to check out the decor – the intimate space is decked out with an old school post box, a chandelier made with vintage crockery and decanters and a quirky mix of top hats and bowlers.

Nicks

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OUTFITS AND DISCOUNTS FOR YOUR GRADUATION LADIES MEN

The time of year is looming where you’re catapulted into adulthood by graduating from either University or College. If that’s the case, then why not do that in style?

This isn’t just tips for women either, men need to go out in style as well!

The most popular form of formal wear for men is either the kilt or a snazzy suit and tuxedo. So naturally in the lead up to graduation all the guys will be trying to find the perfect suit or the perfect kilt attire. Some would say the kilt is a little bit too fancy, but it’s really a matter of opinion.

TUXEDOS A tuxedo is probably the male go to for formal wear, and it most definitely is a great option for your graduation, because it is simple yet effective. If you want to go for a more unique spin on the simple look, then there are several different colours of tuxedos – blue, white, pink, you name it! Even though there is a dress code for graduates, as long as you fit the formal, suit criteria, the rest is pretty much infinite. The good things about tuxedos is you don’t have to buy them if you’re not a big fan of formal wear on a regular or even more-than-one-occasion basis, you can rent! The best place for this is Moss Bros Tuxedo Hire. They have so many options, kilts, suits, tuxedo’s even royal ascot hire if you want to be super fancy. And it is for as little as only a £10 deposit required.

SUITS Suits may seem like they are simple, but there are so many ways to make them individual. Not only can you wear different colours of suits, but you can wear natural colours and different coloured ties to spice up a simple look.

Dress it up with a waistcoat, or wear one without. Have a dark outside and a pastel coloured shirt on the inside. If you want to be extra fancy, you could even wear a cravat. It might seem like a little bit too 1925 but hey – it’s YOUR graduation. Even though tuxedo’s were previously mentioned, bowties are also a creative option to add to your suit, if you want to mix it up a bit and combine the suit/tuxedo forte. Hey, you could even completely ignore the neck garment and go without, casual formal wear to collect your degree is always a fetching option.

Dobell is one of the best places to buy suits and tuxedo’s, and they provide a 10% student discount on top of their already reasonable prices! Suits at this store are as cheap as £34.99 and tuxedo’s from as little as £29.99! Waistcoats are £5 and your coats and blazers are only £20. They even have an excellent collection of ties, bowties, shoes and cravats.

Charles Tyrwhitt provides one of the most known selections of men’s suits, waistcoats, tuxedo’s and shoes and any accessory you could name. But it is also known for being rather pricy, which is actually okay because they offer a 10% student discount! This store is known for having a very collective and creative selection as well as being one of the favourite outlets for purely formal male attire. It has everything for a guy’s clothing needs, in the fanciest versions.

It even has fancy socks! If you are the type that wants to splash out for your graduation, then that’s okay, because these stores are available, but they also provide the one thing a student should always take advantage of – discounts!

High street stores also sell a wide range of suits for any liking. Pretty much any guy’s store will sell a suit and all the accessories that go with it, the good news is mostly all of them have 10% student discount, some even 20%.

Burton, H&M, TOPMAN and ASOS are all reasonably priced stores that have everything Charles Tyrwhitt has, as well as any branded tuxes. One of the best things about ASOS is the choice. ASOS provides millions of different brands – Ted Baker, Hugo Boss etc. as well as several of high street store options and its own branded collection, it is probably the store you will get everything you need from and it also provides a 20% student discount.

KILTS Kilts are a hit or a miss with graduations, but like mentioned already, as long as it is formal it is all your own, so if you really are all for Scottish heritage, then why not?

Kilt attire is pretty straightforward in terms of what you can and cannot wear, if it was done any differently, it wouldn’t be a kilt. The main aspect that can be used for personalisation is the colour – blue, red, purple, make it your own!

And you can either wear a jacket, a waistcoat or just the plain shirt. Let’s not forget your socks and your little fanny bag. The bag can be personalised as there are thousands of different colours, sizes and even textiles.

Hiring kilts is one of the most popular options, and you can hire them for under £100 at Moss Bros. Stores like Kilt Warehouse provide a 10% student discount and McCalls Kilt Hire give 10% off for students to rent their kilts.

by Ashleigh Telfer @_ashleightelfer a.telfer@tsaglasgow.com

Formal wear for girls is difficult and easy at the same time because of only one reason, you have so much choice. There are thousands of different dresses, different styles, different colours, different sequins, textures etc. And the bad thing about graduations for females is probably that you need to wear a dress, and there are a lot of different and beautiful formal options for ladies that are not a dress, but luckily there are hundreds of choices in regards to dresses.

BODYCON DRESSES A bodycon dress in simpler terms is a dress that fits the shape of your body and you can get limitless types of this and infinite stylings so you need not worry showing up to graduate wearing the same dress as someone else. The great thing about bodycon dresses is that they are formal yet casual, so if you are not the type to dress up extravagantly – then that’s okay. These dresses can accommodate everyone, as we have midi length bodycons, strapless bodycons, one strap, two straps, backless, you name it!

SKATER DRESSES Skater dresses sound casual, but like bodycons, there are infinite types and yes a lot are casual, but many are formal and fancy as well. Skater dresses are categorised as such due to the uplift they have in the bottom half, making them very flowy. This is perfect for people who may not feel as comfortable in a dress that masks their body shape and also enjoy flamboyancy as well.

There are lacy types, strappy types and any colour you could imagine!

EXTRAVAGANT BALL GOWNS This is the best way to describe a super extravagant, fancy dress that spares no expense. If you are into dressing up and taking advantage of special occasions for formal wear – then these are the dresses for you.

Ball gowns and prom dresses vary in types, as you can purchase expensive dresses in high street stores like TOPSHOP, Dorothy Perkins, Miss Selfridge etc. and each of these stores provide a 10% discount for students. A bargain within a bargain – this is the best extravagant option for ladies who want to get a bargain, as these dresses will be more expensive than regular ones in the stores, but less expensive than the ones that come from specialised stores.

Fancier stores specialised in these dresses are stores like: Halo, Nordstom and Lipsy.

Many online stores are available for such a thing, even ones that will make the dress for you if you want to be super fancy. These stores include seventeen.com, promgirl.com and ballgownheaven.com.

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GET YOUR DISSERATION PROFESSIONALLY BINDED AT DAD’S Dissertation deadline season is upon us.

Quick! Someone send a massage therapist up to level four of the library with Red Bull and sweeties.

We’ve all been there, you know: 11pm, sitting at a claustrophobic desk at least five steps too far away from the nearest water fountain than we’re comfortably capable carrying our bodies. And if there are any third years out there who have found themselves carelessly roaming through all the Buchanan Street sales have to offer after class, having not yet broken into a sweat carrying an unacceptable number of books home on a Saturday night – be jealous not, fourth years. Guaranteed, someone reading (or writing) this article will be where you are now within the next 12 months.

It goes without saying that a great deal of work goes into composing a dissertation. For me, ‘d-i-s-s-e-r-t-a-t-i-o-n’ was the first word to airily populate any conversation I had with new friends at the beginning of university. The very bones of the word connote esteem, quality, dedication and excellence, something many of you might not consider yourself capable of achieving as a student just yet – even at the beginning of your dissertation year. Thousands of words later you might find yourself with something you’re actually quite proud to proclaim is yours.

All yours.

And amid the paper scraps of disregarded drafts, sticky notes, photocopies and highlighters, there may well just be the bones of a First Class dissertation. In a bid to finish within the deadline, you might compromise the unit’s merit by twiddling your thumbs as the library spits out your thesis for 5p a page – happy that you even managed to finish it.

Pints and greetings cards with well wishes will follow and you’ll inevitably catch

yourself thinking, It’s better to just forget about it now.

But, why would you risk jeopardising the quality of your hard work under the influence of the clock with a poorly presented dissertation?

Journeying onto Dumbarton Road on a Monday afternoon, I think TSA found the solution to your presentation needs.

Downie Allison Downie Ltd. are a familyrun bookbinding company dedicated to the professional presentation of everything literary from novels to pamphlets to dissertations. Having lived on Purdon Street, Glasgow, for around 15 years – and previously in Finnieston, equalling 35 years of service in total – DAD know what they’re doing when it comes to making your dissertation look great. Allow me to expand.

First and foremost, a bookbinding service gets you one thing: a book. Binders will not write your thesis for you, nor will they be held responsible for any mistakes you have made in the draft that you send to them for binding. Uniquely, DAD accept online submissions meaning that if you aren’t able to make it down to the shop you can still place an order if your document is in PDF format. Other ways to place an order include bringing a memory stick down to Purdon Street directly.

Downie Allison Downie have lots of binding options, enabling you to customise everything from texture to colour, or you opt for a bog-standard product. Imagine how this will set you apart from your peers? You can even opt to have your university crest embossed onto the front of your book. What’s more is that the company holds the specification standards of each university, meaning that you

only have to provide your university’s information and they will be able to accommodate your needs quickly.

Now, isn’t this all lovely so far? A family-run book binding business that is not only committed to the look and feel of your dissertation but also achieving the university’s dissertation standards whilst catering to your timing needs. Just what you needed, eh?

DAD also cater beyond the black and white page by providing services specific to art students as well. Their binding system allows for more creative customers to be completely involved in the process, offering artists the chance to design their own covers and then send them across.

Art customers can also have input into the visual presentation of their books by utilising embossing, Coptic binding and a number of textiles. (You must provide these yourself.) Further still, highly customisable presentation boxes are also available to finish the look off.

It’s all too easy to hassle yourself under the pressure of a deadline, knowing that you must factor in time for your

dissertation to be printed and actually delivered to the university on time.

Uniquely, DAD can print your thesis for you on the same day. Granted, prices start from £49 but this a small price to pay given what you get for your money: a one-of-akind, shelf-worthy book delivered directly to the university. Cheaper services come in the form of next-day (£30), 2-day (£28) and 3-day (£26) printing, if you are able to get yourself in gear faster. If that’s not motivation, I don’t know what is.

If you find yourself panicking, why not venture down to Purdon Street and pay Downie Allison Downie a visit during one of their bookbinding classes? That’s right: they run a class thatwill teach you either the art of making journals, book boxes, Coptic binding and beyond – all circulating around a tasty lunch that is provided for you.

The main thing to remember as you reach the conclusion of your degree year is that you have been working for this moment, subconsciously or not, for years.

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HOW TO IMPRESS EMPLOYERS

AFTER GRADUATION

After graduation, you might find yourself in a state of limbo. You’re finally done with education and your about to start a career for the long haul.

There are only so many jobs related to your expertise that are out there. To stand out and snatch the opportunity in front of you then I recommend you do these things to enhance your CV.

SUMMER INTERNSHIP Prepare yourself for a highly productive summer.

Applying for an internship in an employment sector related to your university degree will be most beneficial. Many different firms, companies and businesses offer the opportunity to work during the summer. Although it usually isn’t the best paid, it will serve as a gateway to opportunity. Many employers will take internships into consideration when analysing your application. It will also give you the chance to be able to angle your internship into a full time job with that specific company.

VOLUNTEERING To be able to engulf yourself with charity work demonstrates compassion within an individual.

It will also impress whoever is interviewing you for whatever job. Travelling the world to help those less fortunate is a tremendous experience.

It will make those around you and yourself feel exceptionally positive. Moreover there is always the opportunity to volunteer around your home if you are wary of travelling far away. Helping the homeless and others who suffer from social and economic inequalities is still a form of volunteering that comes with benefit. Or even helping around a hospital, either way volunteers are needed in most places.

TRAVEL OVERSEAS

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Interrailing across Europe, skiing at the Alps or even backpacking across the Himalayas. No matter how you choose to spend your summer travelling it will show you are rich in culture if you let an employer know. Employers will appreciate well travelled young men and women. It shows that you are curious, adventurous and have a

thirst for knowledge. This is likely to impress employers across the industry.

PART TIME JOB It serves as your safety net and provides you with stable income while you scour the internet for jobs that you actually want to do. Whether it is bar work or serving as a waiter, a part time job shows you actually have been employed. It shows you can show up on time, that you work hard and that you will be an asset to whatever company is looking to hire you. Plus if you end up hating the job you spend 4 or 5 years preparing for you could always go back to the part time job that kept you going.

You could also combine this point with travelling overseas, you’ll get to experience the local culture by working in the one location and earn money to fund further travels. There are plenty of opportunities for young travellers looking to earn some extra money but if you’re looking to go to a specific place for an extended amount of time one of the best options is to teach English as a foreign language, this lets you add valuable experience to your CV and properly experience a totally different culture. Some people even discover a passion for teaching they never knew they had and choose to later pursue it as a career back home. If this sounds like something you’d be interested in a TEFL certification is a must and TEFL Org UK, who have more accreditation that any other provider, are offering an exclusive 30% off for TSA readers. They also keep you informed with job opportunities in more than 50 countries so you can find a job that suits you and your travel plans.

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HOME AWAY FROM HOME AT

FIRHILL COURT Lots of you will know the score by now, leaky tenements and dodgy disinterested landlords with a creative view on what constitutes a timely repair, dated crumbling student halls with stained kitchens, broken lifts and little or no parking.

I’m sure you could add a few grumbles of your own.

Definitely time to get moving and make sure you get your digs sorted for the 2017 year before the good places are gone and you’re stuck with the dregs.

Of course communal living is a big part of uni life, it’s definitely not all bad but if you’re wanting to go into the new academic year with a clear

head and a fresh start you’d do well to check out Firhill Court.

Set out as cluster flats of 4 or 6 bedrooms with clean lines and comfy leather sofas, 100mb wifi and flat screen tv’s; the flats are ideally designed to give you the headspace you need to chill and be the best you can be.

We’ve all got enough on our plates with coursework and whatnot, at the end of the day we all want an easy life, who needs the extra friction of splitting the bills? With all utility bills included Firhill Court takes that out of the equation.

Everything’s close at hand too, the flats are within easy walking

distance of Glasgow Uni and the colleges and regular free (that’s right FREE) shuttle buses run to Glasgow, Caley, Strathclyde, The Art School and Glasgow Kelvin College, how much will that save you?

There’s free car parking (first come first served) and if you’re planning on or have already got yourself a wee bike there’s even plenty of secure storage for your pride and joy.

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FEATURE

STUDENT LIFE, THOU SHALT BE MISSED Do you remember being in secondary school, with the prospect of becoming a college/university student fast approaching? Do you remember it enthralling you, or terrifying you, or both?

Applying for the courses that would shape your career and your future, and working your ass off to get those precious qualifications that would allow your dreams to become your reality were a daunting but necessary step towards the magical life of being a student – an “adult”! But was the actuality of student life anything like you’d thought it would be when you were younger?

But now you’re graduating and leaving it all behind. Going from “adult” to actual real life adult and you’ll probably spend a lot of time wishing you could go back to the good old days. So what in particular are you going to miss about student life?

THE SENSE OF COMMUNITY

LONG SUMMERS

When in class, you’re surrounded by a group of people who are just get you – you’re likely to be in a similar age group and you’re all going through the same things. You’re all working hard to get the qualification you need and the stress of it all is likely taking its toll on all of you. Isn’t it just great to vent to someone who just gets it? Who understands what you’re going through, because they’re going through it all too? In the big real world, you won’t have your little class sized group of friends that just really understand the excitement and the stress like your class does now.

Classes end in June and start again in September, usually – that means summer holidays last around four months. Four! Think about all of that free time to just relax – no essays or assignments, deadlines, waking up at 7am, none of it. There’s just so much time to just do nothing, or to travel, or just to spend time with friends and family. All of that time in the sun, all of that freedom. The only bad thing about the summer hols, I suppose, is no SAAS for those four months. So during the academic year you’ll have to do some serious saving (which is likely not to happen when there’s so many nights outs to pay for, then the subsequent hangover food), or to get a little summer job.

THE RELAXED ATMOSPHERE

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As stressful as college and university might be, it’s still a great deal more relaxed than work is.

As a student, missing the occasional lecture isn’t the end of the world, or even taking a whole day off because, well, damn your bed is too comfortable isn’t too big a deal. Need an extension on that deadline? Go for it, hand it in next week, just send out that email and your lecturer will give it the A-OK. Come into class hungover because you were at the Garage last night until 3am and your classmates will just laugh it off. These luxuries won’t really exist when you’ve got a real grown up job. Coming into work hungover, asking for extension after extension on deadlines and taking that occasional day off? Well done, you’ve been fired.

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STUDENT CARD Goodbye student discount! All of those restaurants, clothes shops, everything that offered you that 10% or 20% or however much it was off of your shopping purely for being a student – it’s gone. Perhaps the worst thing about the real world is paying full price for everything. You better start collecting every little coupon and voucher you can, every penny counts in the real world when your mum’s not there to get your pot noodles and microwave pizzas in the weekly shop.

Unfortunately, you might have to cut down the booze

by Holly Fleming budget.

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YOU’RE AUSSIE/FRENCH BRED DIE HARD SURFERS, WHEN DID YOU DECIDE TO MOVE TO FRANCE AND WHAT DREW YOU TO EUROPE? Pete had come over to Europe to visit his cousin who owns the bar Le Surfing (the name of our first EP) I had just had enough of my job and decided to up and leave. The other 2 had come to visit friends and ended up not leaving.

FESTIVALS ARE JUST F**KING AMAZING! From the coolest bars in the French surfing capital, Hossegor, to some of the most respected festivals in the UK – Sunset Sons have indeed been a busy bunch.

In just a short time since making their mark covering unusual tracks such as Queens of The Stone Age and Kanye West, the band decided to write their own music and start making a name for themselves.

Comprised of Rory William, Jed Laidlaw, Robin Windram, Pete Harper – the quartet of talented surfers have just released their debut album ‘Very Rarely Say Die’ which has been highly anticipated by fans and critics. We spoke to the band just before their gig in Glasgow’s QMU on March 24th 2016.

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SO THE STORY GOES YOU FORMED LE SURFING, CAN YOU TELL US HOW YOU CAME TO FORM THE BAND? So I had got my first solo gig in the bar Le Surfing, I got paid in burrito and beer that night, I thought I’d struck gold (I love burritos) Jed was visiting some friends and was kind enough to not boo me off the little stage I was playing on. We had a few too many beers that night and decided we were going to make a band. So after a night of free beer, burritos and starting this band, I was definitely winning.

YOU GAINED LOCAL FAME BY PERFORMING COVERS OF UNUSUAL SONGS FROM ARTISTS LIKE KANYE WEST; DOES YOUR WORK WITH COVERS HAVE ANY INSPIRATION ON YOUR ORIGINAL RECORDS? We’d be lying if we said no. After learning over 100 of our favourite tunes and performing them night after night, when it comes to writing your own tunes those inspirations find themselves being sprinkled onto your creations whether you choose to or not.

YOU SUPPORTED IMAGINE DRAGONS ACROSS THEIR MASSIVE 35 DATE ARENA TOUR, WHICH IS A MASSIVE ACHIEVEMENT. HOW DID IT FEEL TO BE PLAYING SUCH HIGH-PROFILE SHOWS JUST A SHORT TIME AFTER YOUR CONCEPTION? Yeah we properly scored on that tour. We couldn’t believe our luck when we found out that they had chosen us. Especially going from the little pub gigs we were used to and then finding ourselves performing to 16,000 screaming Imagine Dragons at just ONE GIG! It took a few gigs for us to get comfortable, but once we did I can honestly say that there’s no better buzz. We were treated like the headliner every night.

Love those boys and crew.

ON YOUR LATEST ALBUM ARE SOME FAMOUS NAMES IN THE INDIE SCENE; WE HAVE JACQUIRE KING (KINGS OF LEON), CATHERINE MARKS (WOLF ALICE) AND JAMES LEWIS (ARCTIC MONKEYS). HOW WAS IT TO WORK WITH SOME OF THE BEST NAMES IN THE BUSINESS? It’s a dream come true, especially when it’s them who approach you. We have a lot of passion when it comes to the music we write and all of those guys brought the same passion if not more. There were times when it really did feel like something special was happening in the room, it was a pleasure to watch them work. Every day is a school day when you’re in the studio them.

FOLLOWING FROM YOUR SUCCESS WITH IMAGINE DRAGONS’ TOUR – PRIOR TO RECORDING YOUR NEW ALBUM YOU WERE BUSY PLAYING FESTIVALS LIKE GLASTONBURY, T, ISLE OF WIGHT AND BROADMASTERS. HOW DIFFERENT IS THE ATMOSPHERE AT A FESTIVAL FROM YOUR TYPICAL GIG? Festivals are just fucking amazing! pardon my French. Some of my greatest experience in this band were at those festivals last year and the boys would agree. First of all you’re just surrounded by music, so before and after we play we get to watch some of our favourite acts. The beer and cider are flowing and this is all before you’ve even stepped on stage. To play to more people than you can imagine has been so unexpected for us. Packing out the John Peel Stage at Glasto was a special moment at 12 midday. Bring on this year’s festivals!

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EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT FESTIVAL CROWDS AND LIFE IS LIKE, THE SUMMER HEADLINES ARE FILLED WITH STORIES FROM T AND THE LIKES. BUT WE DON’T KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT THE BACKSTAGE PARTY, TELL US ABOUT THE BACKSTAGE LIFE AT A FESTIVAL? We are very new to the scene and last year was the first time we actually got proper involved playing over 25 festivals and getting some great stages and slots. You run into a lot of the same people backstage and with being on the road all day everyday it’s awesome to have a few drinks with other bands. We have some good friends we’ve met just from being backstage waiting to get onstage. Fun times are always had, sometimes too much.

SO IT’S SAFE TO SAY YOU’RE SEASONED FESTIVAL PLAYERS, BUT IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE ONE FESTIVAL TO PLAY WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE AND WHY? It’s got to be headlining The Pyramid Stage at Glastonbury. We have a love for a lot of the festivals we play, but that’s definitely a dream of ours, go big or go home.

YOU’RE WELL ON YOUR WAY TO CONQUERING THE CHARTS, SO WHAT’S NEXT FOR SUNSET SONS? Well to have the release of our debut record out we feel it’s a great representation of who we are. It allows it to be spread to the masses. You’re not a proper band until your debut is out. We will be touring our asses off to spread the love. Festival season is just round the

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OUR GOOD FRIENDS AT EDEN FESTIVAL HAVE PUT UP 2 SETS OF WEEKEND CAMPING TICKETS FOR TSA READERS. THIS YEAR’S LINE UP FEATURES MORCHEEBA, MUNGO’S HI FI, TODDLA T, THE CRAIG CHARLES FUNK AND SOUL SHOW CLUB PLUS THE INIMITABLE MR MOTIVATOR. SET IN THE STUNNING RAEHILLS MEADOWS AND HOSTING 9 DIFFERENT STAGES INCLUDING A KIDS ARENA, CIRCUS TENT, DRIVE IN CINEMA, COMEDY, CABARET AND WORKSHOPS, AS WELL AS A FEAST OF PERFORMERS, ARTWORKS, GAMES AND MUCH, MUCH MORE; IT PROMISES TO BE ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE SUMMER.

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FIVE PEOPLE YOU’LL UNDOUBTEDLY MEET AT A FESTIVAL

THE LINGERER – It’s the first day of the festival: Ahead of you lies a weekend absolutely saturated with debauchery and hedonism; a plethora of good times and memories. However, the promise of such a weekend has completely clouded your judgment. Eager to kick-start the festivities, you decide to invite the loner in the Superdry jacket who arrived without a tent over for a few cans, after he’s spent the last two hours lurking nervously around the periphery of your campsite: “It’ll be funny; what’s the worst that can happen”? 7:00am the next day: You awake to a violent hangover. You peak your head outside the tent for the inevitable morning whitey only to be greeted by the sight of this absolute parasite still routed to a camping chair, slowly working his way through the dying embers of your crate of Fosters.

Eventually, one of your pals will inevitably lose their temper, and send the nomadic chancer off into the night to find a new host to gleefully leech off.

THE FUN POLICE – Absolutely terrified

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Festivals are wonderful, wonderful places: An entire weekend dedicated to the finest live music, questionable cuisine, and a guilt free safe space where one can succumb to that most basic of human instincts: unjustifiable inebriation. They also offer a truly unique and honest insight into society as a whole; a tipsy microcosm of the real United Kingdom, where individuals of every creed and colour can blend effortlessly together with the sole intention of having a good time. Regardless of the festival, it’s a safe bet you’ll meet a variety of different characters, but chances are, you will definitely meet the next five…

of having anything that could possibly be misconstrued as a good time, this awful, awful human being will sit transfixed as over the course of the weekend, you and your friends begin your inevitable descent into total anarchy, resulting in an unbearable tension within the campsite. Even the mere suggestion of a 330ml tin of Kopparberg before 15:00 will merit a raised eyebrow in disgust; God only knows how they’ll cope when it reaches the Sunday night, and a weekend’s worth of shenanigans have completely eroded the mental capacity of the campsite inhabitants, rendering them vegetables, with hilarious results…for some.

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this time last year, her concerns consisted of nothing more than the V.I.P lounge in Sugarcube and “Maga with the girls”. Now, in-between shovelling spoon-fulls of ketamine up her nose, which she’s “so into now” by the way, she’s regaling you with tails of Sven Väth’s recent Slam Tent conquest: “it was so sick mate”, and despite only hearing about it six months ago, she won’t hesitate to lecture you on the recent decline of record label Drumcode:” They’re too focused on the big room bangers now mate”. They’ll also constantly refer to you as “mate” as well.

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THE MELT – Indulgence is an inherent aspect of the festival experience. Speak to any festival-goer; a weekend’s worth of drinking is definitely one of the major selling points of any festival. However, there’s always that one individual who appears to excel in excess.

Despite spending nearly £200 on a ticket for a live music festival, The Melt will not see any live music. The Melt will instead opt to spend his entire weekend wandering the campsite aimlessly – steaming drunk and topless; armed only with his imagination and a beer bong. Befriend them, melts are fantastic entertainment. If they’re not swan diving in puddles of mud, they’re scaling a flag pole in the nip.

THE ALPHA BRO’S – Easily distinguishable from their tie dye tank tops and heinous Dillon Francis snapbacks, the Alpha Bros can usually be found shuffling confidently to the likes of Oliver Heldens and Disclosure, meticulously Instagraming every step of the way.

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FESTIVAL GOERS TSA caught up with the man behind Mugstock Festival, Alan Govan. Here he provides first time festival goers with the ‘not so essential’ essentials for this years festival season.

Here are five things to pack for a festival which might make you feel like a hipster, but are genuinely handy.

A PILLOW. This might seem like a slightly indulgent use of precious bag space, but you will never, ever regret it, especially when you wake up without tent-induced whiplash like all of your mates.

AVON SKIN SO SOFT. As well as moisturising your beautiful complexion, this product provides protection against our good friend the midge. Widely misconceived to be an insect repellent, it actually creates an oily membrane which catches and kills midges before they get through to your skin. It’s like a human force-field which gradually turns into a body suit composed of dead insects. Lovely!

NAPKINS. Even if you’re not planning to host a dinner party in your tent (and why not?), if you plan to cook at a festival, napkins will come in really handy. When I’ve finished eating I give all my pots, pans, plate and cutlery a good wipe with these little beauties and this is normally enough to save me having to do any washing up, which gives me more time to practice napkin folding, so I can impress my neighbours.

A PAIR OF SLIPPERS. In fact a whole set of dry clothes that you only wear inside your tent will guarantee an infinite state of insufferable smugness.

At the very least, a “shoes-off in the tent” policy will help you to remain civilised whilst all around you descend into disorder and decay. For extra smug points, take a small dustpan and brush, and get your tent spick and span before you pack it away, and when you arrive at your next festival it’ll feel brand new.

SWIMMING GOGGLES. Now not very many festival have swimming facilities, but most of the nice wee festivals like Doune the Rabbit Hole, Eden, Knockengorroch or MugStock will have a campfire. And no matter on which side of the fire you sit, the wind will inevitably conspire to blow smoke in your face. Not only will a pair of goggles stop your eyes going red, their elasticated strap makes them an ideal projectile to propel at anyone who starts playing Wonderwall on an acoustic guitar.

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UPCOMING FESTIVALS TO LOOK OUT FOR!

Intimately placed in Central Scotland, Doune the Rabbit Hole takes place in the dog days of this summer – on the weekend of the 19th and 21st of August.

Since 2010, this festival has been a place for independent music located amongst the ancient oak trees of the Cardross Estate, finding its beginnings at a site near the town of Doune.

What do you think of the whole festival scene? Do you love them, go to them every year, and are you on the hunt to new ones to go to? Or are you new to it all, unsure if you like it? Not sure if you’re quite ready for the likes of T in the Park or Download? These huge festivals can be pricey and maybe just not your cup of scene. Maybe you just need something a little smaller? Fear not! Here are five up and coming festivals that are worth your time!

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Park on Craigallian Road, which is near Milngavie. So far, the likes of Stanely Odd, Colonel Mustand & the Dijon 5, Woodwife, Wolves, The Girobabies and Young Aviators will be appearing at Mugstock. This friendly festival promises to be a fantastic family experience too – there will be a zone dedicated to children which will feature arts and crafts activities and storytelling.

Caulders Garden House restaurant, Charlie’s Café Bar and Stables Tea Room will be catering and open to festival goers all weekend – ice cream and cappuccino’s (which are served by these caterers) aside,

So maybe you’re not convinced that Mugstock is the festival for you? Have no fear! Mugstock’s Springtime Shindig will be taking place on Saturday 9th April at SWG3 Studio Warehouse, which is one of Glasgow’s most excellent venues. This Shindig will feature live performances and workshops, and it’s an all day event lasting from 2pm to 2am. Tickets are available at the door but are cheaper on Mugstock’s website, on sale at £7. www.mugstock.org.

Doune the Rabbit Hole aims to bring together a diverse line up that reflects the independent music, arts and crafts being produced in Scotland. It’s family friendly as well – throughout the weekened there will be a range of activities for kids of all ages from games to craft, and of course there will be a jelly slide!

So, who’s going Doune the Rabbit Hole this summer?

Treacherous Orchestra, Colonel Mustard & the Dijon 5 (damn it’s a busy year for these guys!), Black Mass, Babe and Bossy Love will all be there. It’s going to be a good summer!

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Music to the hills! People to the land! Venture to the beautiful but undiscovered upland slice of Scotland, where Knocengorroch aimed to bring world class music acts. It was the summer of 1998 when this festival came to be – 18 years later, it now attracts festival goers from all over Scotland, and even the UK and beyond! Several of Dumfries and Galloway’s festivals take inspiration from Knockengorroch, which was originally held at a farm of the same name in Galloway.

The line up for Knockengorroch 2016 includes Girobabies, Twistettes, 47SOUL, Cosmic and Mighty Oak. More are to be announced!

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Ever heard of PyroCeltica?

It’s really cool. This Edinburgh based group’s speciality is Celtic Fire Theatre and is made up of 20 dedicated performers, technicians and musicians. They’ll be performing at Knockengorroch!

Their performances are choreographed to their own original and compelleing soundtracks and the use of custom made props, costumes and fire sculptures come into play.

Interested? Act quickly – the Knockengorroch World Ceilidh will take place between the 26th and 29th of May this year.

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There are three main reasons why the Hebridean Celtic Festival (HebCelt) is so successful and those reasons are the setting, the music and the community.

The astonishing beauty of the Outer Hebrides and the setting of the festival’s “big blue marquee” in the grounds of Lews Castle which overlooks Stornoway harbour really does contribute to the success of HebCelt.

It attracts visitors from all around the world because come on, who wouldn’t enjoy great music in a beautiful place?

Onto the music, then: this festival is consistent in keeping up a wide variety of music from around the world. Musicians from a wide selection

of different countries are eager to perform at this festival! At HebCelt, great quality Celtic music is always guaranteed. So who’s going to be there? The phenomenal Red Hot Chilli Pipers, Sink Ships, Runrig and Little Fire are among the long list of artists appearing at HebCelt this year.

And the third and final reason for the success of HebCelt is the community – the hard work of the unpaid volunteers and sponsors. The effort and passion put into this festival is one of the things that make it so special!

Clear whatever the hell you’re doing between the 13th and 16th of July off of your calendar – HebCelt’s calling.

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Backpacking holidays are a great way for you to get out there and see the world.

While conventional holidays are a welcome alternative to Scotland’s dreary – and often wet – mundanity, they’re still limited when it comes to appreciating more of the planet in all its wonder and splendour. Working on your tan by the pool all day and clubbing by night might provide some brief escapism from reality for a couple of weeks, but backpacking holidays tend to be life affirming and unforgettable.

Therefore, if spending quality time with friends – as well as meeting new ones – while exploring the further recesses of our glorious Earth sounds more like your kind of trip, why not give a backpacking holiday a go this summer?

With so many options out there, picking the ideal destination can be a daunting task. The good news is that you’re spoiled for choice; then again the prospect of narrowing down potential locations before deciding on just one can be headache inducing. Hopefully the following suggestions will help you with your decision-making process, as these are some of the more popular picks for safe, inexpensive backpacking trips.

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ULTIMATE BACKPACKING EXCURSIONS THAILAND

Thailand is one of the most popular holidaying destinations on the planet. From its lush sandy beaches, fascinating culture and history, vibrant nightlife and stunning rainforests, it really has it all if you’re looking for sun, sand, entertainment and adventure.

Anybody who has seen Leonardo DiCaprio’s The Beach will probably attest that it looked like paradise; yet if you ask anyone who’s actually been, they’re likely to agree. It’s the heart and soul of Asia’s backpacking hotbed, with an array of activities to immerse yourself in. There are multiple options out for tours this summer, and depending on where you book from and how long you plan on travelling, prices range. However, if it’s only for a couple of weeks, you can get deals between £700 and £1,000.

Other packages include excursions into neighbouring countries as well; such as Laos, Cambodia and Vietnam.

not being a well-known country, it’s steeped in history and culture. From the Salt Flats of Uyuni (where sky and sand combine to the point they’re indistinguishable), to tours of vast jungle and mountain biking on the enthralling, but dangerous, Yungus Road – to visiting the world’s highest summited capital city of La Paz and colonial towns – it’s a beautiful country worth seeing. That being said, it’s definitely not a holiday for those seeking comforts; this tends to appeal to those that seek thrills and adventure – experiencing the world at its most ragged and raw, yet natural and mesmerising.

Bolivia borders Peru, the latter of which is an easier country to fly into internationally.

Afterwards making your way to Bolivia isn’t too difficult should you opt to travel via that method. Backpacking in Bolivia will cost just over £1,000 to book for the cheapest option, but under £2,000 for bigger tours.

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That being said, there are other places in South America that all come highly recommended that are easy to find and book online, so have a look around as Brazil, Peru and Paraguay are also popular.

America is another renowned popular holiday destination, and with the USA Experience from Real Gap Experience, students can enjoy a four-week trek across the country for under £2,000. This specific trip is the ultimate American mixtape adventure; you will experience everything from the monuments of some of the major cities such as Los Angeles, Las Vegas and Washington DC, to witnessing the sunset over the Grand Canyon – as well as other popular locations, such as Route 66, Lake Powell and Appalachian Mountains. It’s the ultimate guide to the country’s essentialities without breaking the bank. Although there are a multitude of other packages for exploring America, USA Experience tends to be the most popular amongst students.

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Another popular one, but for good reason.

Australia’s history with people from the UK taking gap years and backpacking trips predates even the recent surge in popularity of these types of holidays. It also contains a substantial population of UK citizens who decided to move there and never return, and why would they want to? Australia is one of the most beautiful countries on the planet; from its beautiful and unique wildlife, to the Outback, the stunning corals and reefs, to landmark cities, warm climates and beaches, it’s like a heaven on earth. Should you choose Australia, you will be able to explore the wild terrains, visit the famous Opera House in Sydney, swim in the Great Barrier Reef and mingle with Aboriginal natives – and who could forget koala bears?

Depending on the amount of time you plan on staying, and the package you opt for, prices start from as little as £540.

BOLIVIA There are packages which allow backpackers to experience the majority of South America on an excursion, but Bolivia itself is the cheapest and it’s extremely popular. Despite

SOUTH AFRICA The South Africa Experience from Xtreme Gap Year is the ideal trip for those who seek adventure, especially when it comes to a range of outdoor activities and seeing some of the planet’s most majestic creatures. From wildlife conservations to a road trip around the country, it allows you to indulge in all South Africa has to offer and then some.

The conservation project appeals primarily to animal lovers, as it focuses on working on the land and helping the animals. However, if getting out and about is more your cup of tea, there is a four-day road trip around the country to look forward to afterwards; this takes you to all of South Africa’s major cities, popular sights and cultural hotspots.

Even sitting on the bus and witnessing the scenic beauty between destinations is worth it alone. However, the trip also provides tours of caves, bungee jumping and optional surfing lessons – which makes this the ideal holiday if you’re a thrill-seeker that likes to experience the great outdoors.

In addition, you’ll get to spend time playing with monkeys and riding on elephants, and you can do this for as little as £899. Not only is this a backpacking holiday where you’ll make new friends, lifetime memories and get to immerse yourself in a new culture, but you’ll also learn new skills as well.

These are only five options of some of the backpacking holidays available for students this summer. But if you search online and look at the wide range available, you’re bound to find one that appeals to you. However, you can’t go wrong with any of the above as they come highly recommended. So, if going to Maga or Ibiza is too mainstream and boring for you, backpacking is the way to go.

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5 REASONS TO WORK IN A SUMMER CAMP

It’s a choice that thousands would make in a heartbeat. To have the opportunity to experience an unforgettable journey that could be the highlight of your adolescence. If you are struggling to decide whether you should spend a full summer away in a foreign country then perhaps this could change your mind.

TRAVELLING TO AN UNKNOWN LOCATION Most people who attend Summer Camp have probably never been to the place they’re about to spend the entire summer.

Going somewhere and being completely unfamiliar with your surroundings presents intriguing opportunity. It’s a fascinating opportunity that could turn into a captivating experience. It’s likely you will see some magnificent sights no matter where you choose to attend camp. Camp America has been praised by past councillors and employees. America is an intriguing country that offers opportunity however if you intend to go somewhere different, then Camp Thailand offers excellent opportunity for those travellers who love appreciating global culture.

MEETING DISTINCT PEOPLE Having the opportunity to be able to develop friendships with a diverse group of people gives you the ability to establish meaningful relationships on an international level. That is an intriguing thought when pondering alone. The prospect of being able to meet people from a wide range of backgrounds is promising when considering how impactful these people will be in your life. Despite it only lasting a summer you will inevitably form strong and long-lasting friendships.

LEARNING NEW SKILLS From water skiing to sailing there are many activities to try. Not only will you be able to do something new such as horse riding or

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hiking, there will be countless other things to learn and enjoy. Not only will you learn physical skills associated with these sports but you will also develop some mental skills. For example you can improve your leadership abilities if you fulfil the role as a camp counsellor. Furthermore developing additional skills will stay with you forever.

Throughout your life these lessons will clearly benefit you if you utilise them correctly.

EMBRACING ANOTHER CULTURE Having the chance to understand and embrace a brand new culture presents a fine opportunity for eager travellers. Engaging with different aspects of a city’s heritage and learning its traditions is insightful, interesting and educational. Being able to engulf your life in a culture so diverse as Thailand or America could be exceptional as long as you’re willing to pack up and go to camp.

EXCELLENT WORK EXPERIENCE The sheer excitement lies within the true nature of the experience. Take a chance and spend a summer away from friends and family. If you do it now it will definitely benefit you when applying for further employment. Employers will look at this and it will stand out as bright mark on your CV. If you have just graduated then this will enhance your CV while allowing you to see the world on a reasonable budget. More importantly it will be work experience that will help you with a multitude of employers.

Do it for your future, experience camp.

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TOP TEN CHEAPEST HOLIDAY DESTINATIONS IN 2016 When planning a holiday there is a lot of budgeting to consider – from the tickets for the flight to spending money for your holiday and for students this can be very difficult to organise. However more cheap flights are available now than ever before meaning you can fly to somewhere exotic and still manage to stick to the tight budget. Whether you are deciding on booking a long-haul summer holiday or short break here are the top five destinations guaranteed to give you the most from your money.

1. VIETNAM Vietnam is now a well-established stop in the Southeast Asia trail and in the busy city of Ho Chi Minh it is still possible to find a bed to sleep in for a night for just £3.50. In the Long Hostel near the tourist centre of Pham Hgu Lao Street you can get your own room plus breakfast the next morning for £5. You can get a healthy portion of pho – a delicious chicken and beef noodle soup – for just 60p or a pint of beer costing just 30p. For a day out in Vietnam why not try a motorbike ride. Hire a driver to experience Vietnam’s beautiful central highlands or if you’re feeling confident in your driving skills you can rent your own set of wheels for just £10 a day.

You can experience all of the rich culture and history Vietnam has to offer without breaking the bank. www.longguesthouse.hostel.com

2. BALI, INDONESIA Since the British pound has grown stronger against the Indonesian rupiah, Bali has become a great value for money long-haul destination. Bali is just one of Indonesia’s stunning island destinations, packed with beautiful temples, volcanos and stunning beaches making it a surfer’s paradise. You can also stay in a private accommodation from just £5 a night. There is also affordable ‘genuine fake’ designer goods being sold in the local markets for travellers looking to bring souvenirs home without burning a hole in their wallet. One of the best things to try in Bali is surf. For first timers head to Kuta where there are cheap board rentals and lessons. If you fancy a quiet spot to enjoy the beautiful coast and relax, why not head south to Balangan on the Bukit peninsula.

3. GAMBIA Despite Gambia being the smallest country in mainland Africa you’ll certainly save a lot of money. For a taxi the standard fare is about 90p and you can just pay £1 for a chance to get up close and personal with a crocodile at the Kachikally Sacred Crocodile pool or the monkeys at the Bijilo Forest Park. You can also take a break at Sanyang Beach, where there is the most affordable accommodation.

You can stay at the Flower Lodge which is just

11 kilometres from the Banjul airport, with a pool and free bike hire for just £15 a night for a double room. Gambia is the perfect destination to relax and relieve the stresses of life. You can enjoy a beer on the beach or have a luxury massage at the Coco Ocean Resort and Spa in Bijilo from just £20. www.flowerlodge.nl

4. BULGARIA With so many cheap flights from the UK to the Bulgarian Black Sea, this destination is popular for holidays as it offers plenty of bargains. Why not go to Sunnyside Beach, a seaside resort guaranteed to help you relax and give you chance to work on your tan without spending more than £20 a day. If you prefer the city to the beaches then why not stay at the Capital Sofia where you will find heart-warming food, great drink and a comfy bed all just costing £20 a day. You’ll also be glad to hear that the drink is also at budget-price with a pint of local draught beer only costing £1. One of the top things to do whilst in Bulgaria is ski. Here you can ski in the spring. Bulgaria is a great budget ski destination and has a great mountain resort, Bankso, which has a ski season lasting from December to May. www.bulgariaski.com/bansko

5. TURKEY Looking for a Mediterranean holiday this holiday but want to save some pennies in the process? Why not go to Turkey? The Pamphylia region has reasonably priced room with motels and guesthouses costing £15 a night for a double room. There are also plenty of Roman and Greek ruins to explore for free. Turkey’s culture is fascinating so don’t miss a trip to Istanbul’s Hagia Sofia and Blue Mosque. If you’re looking for some good food at low prices why not head to Antayla, the capital of the Turkish Riviera and a good place to find a delicious chicken doner for just £1. Turkey is also good for ‘real’ fake goods from Converse all-star shoes to Gucci bags in some places costing as little as £20. If you’re a good haggler then you can maybe give it a shot to lower the price even further.

6. GREECE With the country’s ongoing economic difficulties, the cost of travelling to Greece is much lower than it used to be. However it is still pretty pricey to stay on a famous Greek island such as Santorini or Mykonosn, so why not pick a quieter place to stay such as Paros or Skiathos. You can be sipping an ice-cold Mythos while soaking up the sun and working on your tan costing between £1.50 and £4 depending on where you choose to stay. If you’re all about the partying, drinking and super-cheap shots then the Greek island of Los is your perfect holiday destination.

With drinks costing as little as £1 you can go out for a night on the town without burning a hole in your pocket.

7. DOMINICAN REPUBLIC The Caribbean can be pricey but you fly to the Dominican Republic where you can buy accommodation, food and travel for just £30 a day. Going out for food and drink has never been so cheap. You’ll find amazing dishes and of course beers for just under a £1. For travel, taking a local bus into the town costs less than 50p. Why not stay for a few nights in the Bavaro Hostel and for just £13 you can get a comfy bed that is a three minute walk from the white sandy beaches of Bavaro beach. Plus there is free Wi-Fi for uploading all your holiday photos to social media to share with friends and family.

The VH Gran Ventana on the Playa Dorada has four different restaurants ranging from gourmet Caribbean to causal beachfront grub, three swimming pools and water sports from water skiing to scuba diving – all included with prices starting at just £90 per room per night. www.bavarohostel.com

8. ARGENTINA From the breath taking Andes Mountains on the western border with Chile to the beautiful jungles of the central plains, there is certainly a lot to do and see in Argentina. You can experience the colourful and flamboyant life by staying away from the most exclusive places in the country and you can easily get by on just £25 a day. Why not enjoy the cool bohemian vibe by visiting the restaurants and bars in the streets of San Telmo which is much more fun and kinder to your wallet than spending a fortune on a night out in the Recoleta district. If you want to get away from everything then why not go and see some of the world’s most amazing scenery.

Why not get a cheap international flight from Tierra Del Fuego to the Antartic and prepare yourself to see wildlife such as penguins, whales and dolphins in the UNESCO protected nature reserve for about £10.

for those on a budget.

Cambodia has now become a popular travel scene in Southeast Asia, mainly with backpackers but also holiday makers looking for a five star experience without breaking the bank. Why not check out the hotel De La Paix with its rich wood interior design, in room iPod docks and free wifi access in a double bedroom costing around £25 a night.

The hotel is only ten minutes away from the famous Angkor Wat Archaeological Park. You can visit the stunning Angkor Wat temple costing just £13 for a full day or £26 for 3 days so you can squeeze in seeing all the temples. www.agoda.com/hotel-de-la-paix/hotel/siem-reapkh.html

10. HUNGARY Budapest is a popular destination in Hungary to visit. Even though it’s not as cheap as it used to be due to budget airlines being there, it is still cheap enough that it won’t burn a hole in your pocket. With meals costing £2, train tickets a £1 and rooms from just £10 Budapest is a cheap paradise. You can visit beautiful bath houses, such as Gellert, for just £10 with massages starting at less than a tenner. Enjoy some relaxation and release all your stresses without worrying you’ll be left with moths coming out of your wallet. http://www.gellertbath.com

9. CAMBODIA With beds costing just £1 per night and delicious food costing less than that, Cambodia is another perfect destination

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SEE THE WORLD WITHOUT BREAKING THE BANK In today’s society it’s unequivocally extortionate to travel the globe and not be temporally living beneath the poverty line when you return from your travels. That is why there are various loopholes to exploit if you wish to travel the globe. There are ways in which you can travel the world without breaking the bank.

WORKING OVERSEAS European holiday destinations attract thousands of students annually.

Locations such as Malia, Magaluf, Zante among others appeal to many younger travellers and it’s not hard to see why. So why not join them as an employee for one of the many bars and clubs. Whether it is an irritating PR rep for the best club in wherever you are or the stone faced bar staff who just want to drink their product instead of serving it to intoxicated teenagers. You may not enjoy the work all the time but it’s guaranteed that you will take pleasure in the locale. The benefits of working in a holiday resort for youths means there is plenty of time to involve yourself in the activities that many enjoy.

It’s not even that difficult to get employment abroad as experience isn’t needed in the majority of these vibrant establishments.

VOLUNTEERING Committing yourself to humanitarian work for an extended period of time exhibits strong morals and excellent character. Travelling to countries and helping a population that is less fortunate than our own is extremely compassionate. So while you’re being a saint you can visit magnificent areas such as Uganda, Thailand or Kenya. A lot of people commit to this during their last year at secondary school. The lasallian developing world projects takes on students over 18 and lets them build school, befriend locals and explore an entirely new culture. This is also a welcomed addition to anyone’s CV as it impresses employers once they are aware that you have attached yourself to a project as highly regarded as volunteering in a third world country.

TEACHING This is similar to volunteering as it will allow you to travel to similar locations. However this helps you develop an in-depth understanding of the people you are teaching. It also allows you to interact with those willing to learn about your language and society. You are essentially teaching your lifestyle to a group of eager youths who need a western education to be successful in later life. Passing on knowledge to young Africans or Syrian refugees will warm anyone’s heart. This is one of the most heart warming ways to travel the world without destroying your finances.

ATTEND A SUMMER CAMP Sign up for Camp America if you desire to explore the land of opportunity. You can interact with other students as well as participate in entertaining activities. This can be done for under £600. In comparison a holiday in the states will cost roughly £1,000 done through a travel agency.

Embrace the opportunity, travel the world without breaking the bank

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FE / HE Enterprise Educator of the Year Award – to go to the innovative FE College Lecturer that has done the most to promote Entrepreneurship Skills Development within their Institution.

Entrepreneurial Student of the Year Award – to go to the FE College Student that has shown exceptional Entrepreneurial spirit, combining their studies with a start-up enterprise and personal skills development.

Entrepreneurial FE College of the Year Award – to go to the most Entrepreneurial focused FE College, combining student attainment with commercially focused activities and skills development.

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LGBT-FRIENDLY DESTINATIONS TO VISIT IN 2016 It’s April and you still don’t have a holiday booked; allow us to help you find the perfect city break, complete with a thriving LGBT scene, while allowing you more than enough time to save up your pennies to actually get there. Go explore and be sure to let us know your thoughts and feelings, or if you think we have missed the best LGBT-friendly destination out at @TSA_Glasgow.

BERLIN: I pretty much had my favourite ever holiday in Berlin. For one, it is somehow less expensive than most major European cities, and there is no shortage of activities and monuments to enjoy. But Berlin is also famous for its amazing gay scene; gay art and history are documented at the Schwules Museum, and there is a huge array of bars and clubs to cater to everyone. Our personal favourite? SO36,

situated in Berlin’s gay capital Kreuzberg: David Bowie and Iggy Pop used to hang out there, and it hosts Dancing With Tears In Your Eyes, an exclusively 80s night held once a month.

COPENHAGEN: Copenhagen has a rich LGBT history and has often been ahead of the curve in legally protecting sexual and gender equality, voted the no. 1 friendliest place for gay people by Lonely Planet in 2014. There is a concentrated LGBT-centric area Studiestræde, filled with many gay bars like Masken Bar and Cosy Bar as well as vintage shops and greasy spoon diners. Also, Copenhagen is home to one of Europe’s oldest gay bars Centralhjornet from 1917, which officially became a gay bar in the 1950s.

BARCELONA: It’s no surprise that one of Spain’s most

exciting cities boasts an amazing gay scene, as well as initiatives to support and celebrate every letter in the LGBT community. There is a particularly thriving lesbian scene as seen in iconic clubs like La Rosa, La Casa de la Padrera and La Sue BCN. The city caters to everyone and frankly you could be doing with a tan. Plus flying to and spending time in Barcelona are pretty cheap, which makes it the perfect destination on a budget.

BUDAPEST: You may as well jump on the band wagon and discover for yourself why Budapest has become such a popular holiday destination.

Aside from the city’s beautiful landscape and the fact it makes for a crazy cheap holiday, there are a host of bars and club nights to cater to everyone. Capella is one of the city’s long-running and popular gay clubs, and lesbian club Szociális Helyiség continues to bring in audiences. And if you can hold

Celebrities coming out the closet can be pretty great; whether it’s Ellen breaking the glass ceiling and sacrificing her entire career or the amazing Laura Jane Grace bringing a much-needed, refreshing voice to rock music, we continue to be inspired by public figures putting everything on the line to live authentically. Everyone has their coming out story – just not all of us in the glare of the public eye – and it certainly isn’t an easy journey for any of us.

X Factor star Olly Murs recently caused a splash in the media by indicating he’s “maybe 20% gay” in an interview with The Sun following his recent breakup from a girlfriend.

Murs says “I’ve got a lot of gay friends I get on with really well. I get on with everyone. Everyone’s got a bit of campness about them.”

There is a lot to take issue with in his statement: for one, while it’s great to have a diverse group of friends, having a gay friend does not a gay man make, as my straight friends will agree. And “campness,” a broad sweeping generalisation I wish he would define People visit famous Gay Village in Manchester, UK. Gay Village is one of oldest and largest LGBT related communities in Europe.

out until Autumn, the city hosts the Budapest Pride LGBTQ Film Festival.

MANCHESTER Yes I am so bold as to add a UK location, and why not? I’m the one writing the article. Manchester is the gay capital of the UK and has always maintained a thriving gay scene, seen especially on Canal Street, home of The Village.

There is a real sense of community, with venues geared towards welcoming everyone like the Taurus bar, Vanilla and alternative clubs like Club Alter Ego, home to Poptastic. But LGBT history permeates everything, especially in places like Sackville Gardens – home to The Beacon of Hope, Tree of Light, and Alan Turing statue, and venue for diverse and sundry Gay Village events – and themed walking tours across the city.

specifically, is a pretty lazy and sexist stereotype to be churning out in 2016. And Murs will benefit from this salacious suggestion that he may not entirely be the ladies’ man archetype we have come to know, becoming the subject to many headlines, without taking the plunge and actually coming out the closet.

True, it isn’t much fun to nitpick a clearly sensationalist and very deliberately controversial interview, but therein is the issue: why are celebrities continuing to cash in on the flirtatious suggestion that they may fall somewhere within the LGBT community, when so much has been done to achieve LGBT equality? The Sun suggested Murs had “lapped up so much female attention since splitting from his girlfriend he was bound to get bored.” We should be passed the belief that sexual identity is a choice, that Olly has decided he really, really wants to be gay because he’s had his share of women.

Murs isn’t the only culprit; in a recent interview with FourTwoNine Magazine, actor James Franco commented on his oftendebated sexuality, stating “Well, I like to

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by Jonny Stone @jonny_stone_ j.stone@tsaglasgow.com The annual European LGBT celebration and demonstration held in Berlin for the rights of LGBT people

LGBTI NEWS ROUNDUP

FROM AROUND THE WORLD Law-makers in North Carolina have introduced a bill enforcing transgender people to use public toilets that correspond to the gender assigned to them at birth. Governor Pat McCrory signed the bill, of which 40 similar bills are also being considered in at least 16 other US states. McCrory stated on Twitter “I signed bipartisan legislation to stop the breach of basic privacy and etiquette, ensure privacy in bathrooms and locker rooms.” This law creates further barriers for trans people, discrediting their identities and degrading their human rights, and demonstrates bluntly that trans equality is still an important issue that needs defending; while huge progress has been made in promoting trans awareness, these laws indicate much is to be done to defend and protect trans lives.

think that I’m gay in my art and straight in my life. Although, I’m also a gay in my life up to the point of intercourse, and then you could say I’m straight…

If it means whom you have sex with, I guess I’m straight.” It’s all very well being gay in art, but LGBT existence is more complex and often adverse than Franco and Murs perhaps consider.

Of course, sexual and gender identity are not, and shouldn’t be, clearly defined. And, really, who cares if Olly Murs is bisexual, gay or anything in between? Perhaps we should invest less in the private lives of celebrities. It just feels irresponsible for people with such a high profile to commodify and profit from the journeys and identities of minorities. Maybe more gay and bisexual men will buy an Olly Murs

calendar this year; Franco’s new book Straight James / Gay James will take on a sense of legitimacy and sell very well.

The conveniently plausible homosexual will benefit much more from the label than any name on the ever-increasing list of transgender people who are being murdered at an historic rate.

The sexual identity of public figures shouldn’t be the focal point of their character, but we can’t overstate the significance of celebrities using their fame to promote equality and become a voice for minorities. It feels like this platform is often used for notoriety and headline-grabbing news: hopefully such behaviour will no longer exist, and we can continue to celebrate the people living their lives authentically, bringing important LGBT issues to the forefront.

First Minister Nicola Sturgeon this month met with Ghanaian leader John Dramani Mahama during his visit to Holyrood while in Scotland to accept his honorary doctorate from the University of Aberdeen. Ms Sturgeon had received pressure to discuss LGBT equality with President Mahama, given the increasing violence towards LGBT people in Ghana. While faithful to the First Minister’s proven track record for LGBT equality, her actions have fuelled anti-LGBT sentiment in Ghana, with conservative groups in the country citing an LGBT agenda is at play, and has put pressure on the country’s Socialist government to distance itself from LGBT equality.

The LGBT strand of the National Union of Students (NUS) has passed a motion to remove gay male representatives as they contend gay men do not receive as much oppression within the community as their LBT counterparts. The motion suggests “prejudice is more likely to occur when the LGBT society is dominated by white cis gay men” and pledges to “actively support Student Unions in implementing safe(r) space and no platforming policies”; to “encourage LGBT+ societies that have a gay men’s rep to drop the position.” The main strand of the motion, which has received criticism from Stonewall, stems from the importance of free speech. While it is important to challenge the privilege of white cisgender gay men, their voices are still subject to oppression: there should be constant communication within the LGBT umbrella, with those in more privileged positions supporting and promoting the intersections of our everexpanding community.

West Hollywood has one of the highest proportions of LGBT people in the US and has become an iconic hot spot for gay life. It is only fair, then, that West Hollywood’s mayor Lindsey Horvath has warned Presidential candidate Donald Trump that he is not welcome to campaign there. Ms Horvath wrote in an open letter “We are home to Jewish immigrants who escaped Nazi occupation in Soviet Russia, to LGBTQ people of all ages including survivors of the AIDS crisis, and to many other diverse constituencies, of which we are most proud… While we must always make room for free speech and reasonable – even passionate – debate, your reckless rhetoric is wrong at every level.” As well as cultivating his image of intolerance and sexism, Trump has been a consistent opponent of marriage equality.

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STILL SHOWING IN CINEMAS BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE

Whilst we were impressed by Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman and most of the action sequences, sadly the ridiculously long Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice didn’t live up to the hype surrounding it.

The film was saturated with way too many effects and never really came together the way we had hoped.

KUNG FU PANDA 3

We loved the latest edition to the Kung Fu Panda franchise because it isn’t just the same old animation that we’ve seen before, it has found the balance between echoing the first two films and keeping the latest plot fresh and fun. It does feel slightly more catered to an even younger audience, but it’s still a fun family movie.

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PICK OF THE MONTH CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR

War, what is it good for? Well, if you’re Marvel Studios, the answer to that is a great sequel.

April sees the release of Marvel’s Captain America: Civil War. Based on the comic storyline of the same name, this latest feature instalment sees Captain America going against former team mate and friend, Iron Man. Just how did it come to this for the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU)? Two of their best, leading separate forces of Avengers against each other in defence of what they believe to be right.

Ever since day one, neither has been a fan of the other; Stark believing Cap to be an overrated relic who’s just annoying as he his self-righteous, while Cap thinks Stark is a spoiled narcissistic ass who’s only there because he has a fancy suit that does the fighting for him.

Hell, Cap demands Stark “put on the suit and go a few rounds”, and the only reason they don’t is because the whole place starts falling apart before they can. Now, granted, they do end up mutually respecting each other and so and so forth, but let’s not kid ourselves: there’s still a divide between those two. Despite some time apart, they still bicker in Age of Ultron, with Stark taking particular issue with the fact that despite him funding everything and everyone, it’s still Cap who gives the orders.

Cap is pretty chill about it all until Stark helps build a “murder bot” that begins rampaging across the globe. Cap kind of loses his chill after that. Long story short, they actually fight before Thor puts on a lightshow to break it up. In the end, though, it appears they’re the best of chums again. But nothing lasts forever.

How did they end up back at each other’s throats? It has been confirmed a classic Captain America villain, Baron Zemo, will appear in the movie, so expect some string pulling in the story, but there are two significant points which lead to the (un)civil war.

Firstly, the Sokovia accords. As a result of the destruction that follows the Avengers, the U.N created this legislation to put not only the Avengers, but all super humans, under U.N command. While Stark feels this is the only way forward, Cap isn’t so keen to become the head of a superhuman hit squad.

This is only the powder keg though, not the match that blows

the whole thing up.

That honour goes to James ‘Bucky’ Barnes who, due to the whole super brainwashed hitman for Hydra thing, is wanted by world authorities for his crimes. This is what turns Cap into a rogue agent as he will not stand by while the only family he really has left (they may not be blood but they sure as hell are brothers) is put on trial for crimes he was forced to commit. You’ve already begun trying to justify your side, haven’t you?

Who’s on whose side then? In team Iron Man we have; War-Machine, Black Widow, the Vision, Black Panther and Spider Man. All in all a fairly heavy hitting team, but team Cap aren’t a group of push overs either. They consist of: Bucky, Hawkeye, Scarlet Witch, Agent 13, Falcon and Ant Man. Not as powerful as Iron man’s squad but when it comes to fighting expertise, things become a lot more level. Not having doubts about your choice, are you?

There will be a massive fallout from this movie, with the directors, the Russo brothers, promising a darker movie and permanent change to the MCU after the credits have rolled.

This can only mean that at least one character will die during the run time of Civil War, there’s already some names in a betting pool but if you know your comics then there could be one massive upset in store.

The Avengers as we know them will have been disassembled and replaced by a new unified team by the end of the day, but from this we can see new characters take front and centre. In particular the likes of Black Panther and Spiderman whom can replace the likes of Iron man and Cap after the Infinity War movies have been and gone.

This Movie is going to be a big hit for Marvel. It’s a fact.

The Russos are more than capable in delivering a solid movie that will not only appease fans, but the general audience, especially those who dislike the MCU but enjoyed the Winter Soldier as a standalone film. With the sheer cast involved it can be considered to be Avengers 2.5, so rest assured the action is going to be outstanding and some of the best to date.

The only question left to ask yourself then is this: are you Team Cap or Team Iron Man? Captain America: Civil War is in

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Book Corner ONE WITH YOU It’s hard to believe how much tension they’ve fit into one movie! This incredibly tense, brilliantly acted and superbly structured film was a delight to watch because to be honest, we weren’t expecting much. It’s the film you’ll want to tell everyone to go watch after your knuckles have returned to their normal colour.

The latest installment of Sylvia Day’s Crossfire series hits the shelves this April and now Eva must prove to Gideon she can take care of him and become the rock in their relationship, especially with so many working to come between them.

THE SUMMER BEFORE THE WAR Helen Simonson, the bestselling author behind Major Pettigrew’s Last Stand, has produced another elegantly written and historically intelligent novel about a tale of love developing on the eve of World War I.

THE TRAVELERS New York Times bestselling author, Chris Pavone, has just released his third novel – a fast-paced thriller that you won’t be able to put down, featuring a travel writer whose bad choices have resulted in him getting pulled into an international conspiracy.

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THE JUNGLE BOOK Rudyard Kipling’s beloved story returns to the big screen this April with this live-action adaptation from director Jon Favreau.

Early reviews have called the film ‘visually stunning’ and have praised all of the actors involved, with Idris Elba’s Shere Khan being described as the best villain of the year so far.

The film follows the same classic story as the original. Mowgli (newcomer Neel Sethi), a man-cub who’s been raised by a family of wolves, realises he is no longer welcome in the jungle when fearsome tiger Shere Khan (voice of Idris Elba) promises to eliminate what he sees as a threat. Urged to abandon the only home he’s ever known, Mowgli embarks on an epic adventure, guided by Panther-turned-stern mentor Bagheera (voice of Ben Kingsley), and the free-spirited bear Baloo (voice of Bill Murray). Along the way, Mowgli encounters jungle creatures who don’t have his best interests at heart, including Kaa (voice of Scarlett Johansson), a python whose seductive voice and gaze hypnotises the man-cub, and the smoothtalking King Louie (voice of Christopher Walken), who tries to coerce Mowgli into giving up the secret to the elusive and deadly red flower: fire.

Judging by the early reviews, The Jungle Book is set to become a classic in its own right and is well worth catching when it’s released on 15 April.

EYE IN THE SKY

Col. Katherine Powell, a military officer in command of an operation to capture terrorists in Kenya, sees her mission escalate when a young girl enters the kill zone triggering an international dispute over the implications of modern warfare.

Although the movie is about war, it’s also a tense thriller and aims to involve the viewer in the action. It’s not padded out with backstories about the characters (Helen Mirren, Aaron Paul, Barkhad Abdi and Alan Rickman all star – it’s one of two posthumous films starring Rickman to be released this year) it simply takes us through a long, stressful day in the lives of those tasked with making life or death decisions and early reviews suggest it does so well, see for yourself in cinemas from 15 April.

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THE MAN WHO KNEW INFINITY This film, written and directed by Matt Brown, is based on the inspiring, true story of maths prodigy Srinivasa Ramanujan (Dev Patel), a self-taught Indian mathematics genius who in 1913 traveled to Trinity College, Cambridge, where he forged a bond with his mentor, the eccentric professor GH Hardy (Jeremy Irons), and fought against racism and rejection from the locals and professors to reveal his mathematic genius to the world. The historical drama also explores his personal life and the struggles he faced and is truly inspirational.

Whilst mathematical theories might not usually attract you to the cinema, the unbelievable story of how Ramanujan went from growing up poor in India to producing extraordinary contributions to the study of mathematics will be well worth a watch when it is released on 8 April.

HARDCORE HENRY

Shot entirely from the main character’s point of view, Hardcore Henry is one of the most original films you’ll have seen in a long time when it’s released on 8 April as it puts you in the position of the hero and has you right in the middle of the action.

Basically it’s like you’ve landed smack bang in the middle of your favourite first person shooter game as our Henry is brought back from the dead by his wife remembering nothing about his life or what happened to him. When his wife is then kidnapped Henry sets off on a mission to save her from a powerful warlord who has an army of mercenaries and a plan for world domination.

It’s definitely a film that needs to be experienced in the cinema to experience the spectacular action and visual effects.

THE HUNTSMAN: WINTER’S WAR Although Snow White and The Huntsman took in a tidy profit when it was released in 2012, it was criticised for being dark, really dark. Even the film’s male lead Chris Hemsworth admitted in interviews that although he loved it, it got “very dark and heavy” and he wished they had done many things differently. Thankfully Chris’ notes seem to have been taken on board in the prequel, The Huntsman: Winters War. The Australian actor revealed that there’s a solid love story at the heart of the film and is “a lot more fun”. In this new film, two evil sisters prepare to conquer the land and two renegades – Eric the Huntsman and his forbidden lover, Sara – set out on a mission to stop them. It doesn’t sound like what we’d call a “fun” film but we have high hopes that this prequel, released on 8 April, has learned a lot from its predecessor.

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MOVIES

FROM ANIMATION TO LIVE ACTION It’s the best time to be alive in terms of movies. This April The Jungle Book live action remake hits our screens, and it is not the first.

by Ashleigh Telfer @_ashleightelfer a.telfer@tsaglasgow.com

In the lead up to the release of the live action remake of The Jungle Book, it leaves minds wandering in regards to what else the cinema could have in store for us, as it is not the first animation to move over to live action. The good news? It is definitely not the last. If you have great Disney knowledge, then you know how far it has come in terms of bringing us the best cartoons and films alike, so in that case, there is so much to remake into live action that at this point it would almost be rude not to remake the most popular!

There are rumours about remakes and ones that are already being prepared. One that is set in stone, is actually The Sword and The Stone (pardon the pun). This Disney classic is actually being developed

by Game of Thrones creator Brian Cogman.

Another believe it or not is Pinocchio with Robert Downey Jr. already signed up to star as Geppetto. Sources confirm that Paul Thomas Anderson will be taking the reins on this one and it is to stick to the classic tale as closely as possible. One of the most anticipated that has been talked about non-stop on social media, is Beauty and the Beast live action, with Emma Watson signed up to play Belle. With the evolution of special effects and technology this could be done very successfully, coupled with the cast that has been confirmed so far.

It isn’t even just remakes of cartoons; it’s live action spin offs as well. The biggest excitement is probably for Night on Bald Mountain, which is a live action version of the segment from Fantasia and is going to

be written by the writers of Dracula Untold; we can only imagine what the end product will be like. Others include: Tink (which Reese Whetherspoon is rumoured to star in), Prince Charming and Genies.

A very intriguing rumoured remake that has yet to be confirmed is Dumbo, that interestingly enough will be written and directed by Tim Burton. The most exciting part of that will probably be the end product from Burton’s point of view, as he is known to successfully put dark spins on light-hearted stories.

Speaking of Tim Burton, he has already managed to successfully remake a Disney classic, that being Alice in Wonderland, with a sequel, Alice Through the Looking Glass, set to be released very soon. The surge of these upcoming releases is both terrifying and exciting, for the same reason: they are live action remakes of our favourite cartoons. If done badly, it could ruin it, but enhance the magic if it is nailed.

But there have been loads of successful live action remakes like Alice in Wonderland that worked immensely well and audiences loved. We forget Disney movies were first released 80 years ago, beginning with the unforgettable Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and this spanned a range of movies that have become classics. So we have to expect that people will try and make these classics better by remaking them in several different ways. Snow White has been remade several times with several different spins on it. Mirror Mirror was released in 2012 and so was Snow White

and The Huntsman, both films are from entirely separate ends of the spectrum, Mirror Mirror having a more original feel and Snow White and The Huntsman having a more action packed twist. Both were successful and loved, with a sequel coming this year called Snow White and The Huntsman: Winter’s War. We can’t forget Peter Pan being remade in 2004; the numerous renditions of Cinderella, the most recent and successful being released only last year; Tarzan, with a remake to be released in July this year starring Margot Robbie and Alexander Skarsgard, 101 Dalmations and its Sequel which starred Glenn Close; she even has her own spin off coming soon called Cruella! Pinocchio was also remade in 1996, renamed The Adventures of Pinocchio, and one of the fan favourites was Maleficent which was released in 2014. Not only was this one of the most successful, but the twist and additions onto the Sleeping Beauty villain was one of the biggest twists in Disney history; plus, it changed one of the best villains into one of the best heroes. You will be happy to know a sequel is in the works with Angie hopefully returning as our winged fairy!

Some Disney fanatics and purists may be asking why the sudden obsession with remaking these classics that are already perfect? – the answer is very simple: The Cinderella remake has made £542 million to date, the Tim Burton-directed Alice in Wonderland made £1 billion and Maleficent, has made £758 million so

far. So people are putting money into these and with more money, comes more movies, because something is obviously being done right.

The anticipation for The Jungle Book has been growing intensely since the trailer was released more than a month ago. The same worries and anticipation runs through every Disney and movie buff’s mind when these announcements are made: what if it’s rubbish, what if it isn’t done justice? The only thing we can do is wait and see what the end product looks like.

But already we are provided with evidence that supports the success of this classic remake rather than the failure.

For instance, the CGI effects that we are provided with this day and age cannot do anything bad for the film’s effects, considering all characters except two are animals that can talk. And from what we see in the trailer, it already looks like we won’t be disappointed. One scene in particular that needs to be done properly or all else fails is of course Mowgli and Baloo’s duet.

One of the best aspects so far, if not the best, is the voice cast. It is an all-star cast featuring Bill Murray as Baloo, Ben Kingsley as Bagheera, Idris Elba as Shere Khan, Scarlett Johansson as Kaa and Christopher Walken as King Louie. If the creators of this film can manage to nail the voice actors, then it is surerly impossible not to stay true to the magic that is The Jungle Book. The film hits theatres April 15.

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APRIL 2016, ISSUE 20

SPIDER-MAN WHEN THEY GOT IT RIGHT – AND WHEN THEY GOT IT SO WRONG!

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a – do I really need to type the next bit? Go on, you know you want to finish the chorus.

You may as well, it’s going to be in your head for the rest of the day anyway. Better?

Better.

With Spidey making a surprising appearance in the most recent trailer for upcoming blockbuster, Captain America: Civil War, we thought we’d take a look at the various Spider-Man adaptations over the years, including where they’ve got it right, and where they’ve got it so terribly wrong.

Spider-Man is more than a pop culture icon. Maybe it’s that bright, tight costume, or maybe it’s the story of a social outcast who gains amazing powers (and responsibility.) Hell, maybe it’s the simple fact that the guy beats up criminals while acting like a spider. Whatever the case, people just love Spider-Man. How can it be then, that despite making over a billion as a franchise, Spider-Man has never had a trilogy that matches the quality of the Dark Knight, or surpassed the commercial success of Marvel’s ‘First Phase’?

The simple answer is that Sony buggered the poodle. Five movies have been released and yet only two can be considered both financial and critical successes whereas the other three have been one or the other – or neither in some cases.

Let’s go back to 2002 shall we? SpiderMan releases to huge financial and critical success. A common practice today, improbable back then.

Yet Spider-Man did the improbable and became the highest grossing superhero movie on record as well as bagging the best opening weekend of all time on release.

This level of success couldn’t have been

foreseen for two reasons: Firstly, the leading man had little to no credits to his name.

Granted, Toby Maguire wasn’t unknown, but he wasn’t exactly a household name.

Second of all was director Sam Rami.

Rami was best known for the Evil Dead trilogy, a black comedy series that involves gruesome undead spirits torturing a man trapped within a cabin in the woods. For an adaption of a hero best known for his colourful appearance and happy go lucky attitude, Rami was not the conventional choice.

However succeed it did and helped sow the seeds for the current crop of superhero movies. Of course, it doesn’t hurt when you have the likes of Kirsten Dunst as your leading lady, Willem Dafoe doing his best psychopath (is there anything he can’t do?) and J.K Simmons as J. Jonah. Jamieson (the greatest casting choice there has ever been or ever will be).

Maybe it was a fluke though, maybe Rami got lucky with this one.

As it turned out, it was no fluke at all.

Spider-Man 2 opened to greater critical success than its predecessor, and although it didn’t make as much as the original, it still broke box office records for its Wednesday release.

Alfred Molina is fantastic as Doc. Ock, however Maguire received criticism that he didn’t have the required heroic presence as Spider-Man. Unfortunately, this would be the main issue with Maguire’s turn as Spider-Man. Although the third instalment was the most financially successful of the Rami trilogy, it was hammered by critics, mainly for the overload of characters and poor story but also for the absurdness of some points in the movie (that street strut though). This also solidified the view that although Maguire could play the role of Peter Parker, he couldn’t quite get the hang of his webbed alter-ego.

Later, it would be revealed the studio had interfered in pre-production and elements of the story, which would ultimately lead to the downfall of the third movie.

After years of attempting to greenlight a fourth Rami sequel, Sony finally gave up

and rebooted the franchise in order to cash in on the growing demand for superheroes they ironically helped create.

Marc Webb (yes, Webb) was hired to help redefine the character and draw in the millennial crowd, while Andrew Garfield was cast as Maguire’s replacement. For the most part, he was considered a great casting choice.

Despite Sony’s hopes, the reboot didn’t rejuvenate the franchise as planned.

Although not flops, the Amazing Spider-Man one and two were not their predecessors.

They weren’t critically hammered like Spider-Man 3, but they had issues. The first was received mostly positively, but covered too much ground – not dissimilarly to Rami’s – and the forced darker tone just didn’t fit Spiderman. Garfield suffered the opposite of Maguire: while his Spider-Man was believable, it was his Peter Parker that disappointed.

The second received positivity for its love elements, but like Rami’s third entry, it had too little to its story, too many villains and too many rushed elements which required time to build. Though Garfield’s Parker was great opposite Emma Stone’s Gwen Stacy, he just lacked that awkward outcast element which could have made him a perfect Spider-Man. This brings us to today. Sony has waved the white flag and agreed co-ownership of usage rights, but what does this mean for

the character now?

Only good things.

The main reason for the failing of SpiderMan in recent years was the simple fact that Sony did not know what to do with him.

Fortunately, Marvel Studios know exactly what to do with their characters and they have some grand plans for Spidey.

What about our new Spider-Man though? Is Mr Holland up to the task?

The short answer is yes.

What we have here is the chance for the most authentic Spider-Man ever put on the big screen. The costume is perfect, a modern take on the classic Steve Ditko design, but it’s Holland’s preparation and commitment that must be applauded above all else.

From his audition tape with Jon Bernthal (The Punisher) to calling in Thor himself for an endorsement, to training himself to carry out the gymnastics normally reserved for stunt doubles, Holland has shown he’s dedicated to the task at hand moreso than other actors older than him never mind his own age.

If that isn’t enough, then here’s what James Gunn said about Holland’s performance; “Holland is to Spidey/Peter Parker as Downey is to Iron Man, Ledger was to the Joker, and Pratt is to Quill.”

Spiderman has suffered lately, but if the mistakes of the last few adaptions are learned from, then we could have the Spider-Man movie we’ve been waiting for.

by Kieran McAllister k.mcallister@tsaglasgow.com

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LIFESTYLE

GLASGOW’S COMMUNITY OF ARTISTS model making and card making are some of the vast range of craft and hobby supplies kept on the two floors of Millers Art Shop.

While this shop is less central than the Art Store, Millers Art Shop is much bigger and more open. Even though it might be slightly out of your way, compared to the Art Store which you might just pop in to in passing, Millers offers great prices, great deals and a student discount.

CASS ART

Glasgow’s vibrant art scene

With the recent closure of the Art Store on Queen Street, you might be left feeling lost, hopeless and unsure of where you will be able to get your favourite art supplies in Glasgow’s city centre.

The flagship store in Queen Street originally opened in 1990, and served the city’s creative community for over 25 years. It was located directly opposite the Gallery of Modern Art, so if you were feeling inspired after a trip to Scotland’s most visited contemporary art gallery, the shop was perfect.

However, all is not lost. Glasgow has a strong community of artists so there is no shortage of art supply outlets in the city.

Students have all kinds of worries: looming deadlines, dissertation dilemmas and money concerns, to name just a few. These common issues can end up wreaking havoc with a students health with one main side effect being stress which in turn can bring on plenty of other problems from fatigue, to loss of appetite, skin issues and emotional issues.

Stress is what led me to book a consultation at Napiers The Herbalists (on Cresswell Street near the University of Glasgow), a company that has been providing teas, supplements, herbal remedies and skincare to those seeking natural treatments

MILLERS ART SHOP Established in 1834, Millers Art Shop in Stockwell Street has recently come under the Greyfriars umbrella. Whether you’re looking for paintbrushes, easels, canvas or crayons, you’re sure to find it at Millers.

Particularly popular with art students in the many surrounding universities and colleges in Glasgow, Millers Art Shop has more than 180 years of experience giving customers friendly, professional service. The staff at Millers is approachable, and most importantly, knowledgeable.

The shop caters to every level and type of art – including performance art. You can find face paint and heavy duty body paint among the shelves at Millers, and the store offers a number of art kits for beginners. Stationery,

since 1860. I’ve dealt with stress, like many other students, throughout most of my time in further education and feel absolutely knackered because of it, this was my main concern that I wanted to discuss.

At Napiers, the first initial appointment is £40 and at least 45 minutes long and no stone is left unturned. During my appointment with Nikki Biddis, a medical herbalist and aromatherapy massage therapist at Napiers, I was asked detailed question about my diet, medical history, general mood and feelings, and how stress has affected me during my time as a student.

In the heart of the city centre, Cass Art is minutes away from the Gallery of Modern Art and is the UK’s leading art materials supplier. Located just down the street from where the Art Store used to be, Cass Art is spacious, open and bright, and offers workshops for adults and children alike.

Inside the shop is a workspace that gives artists the chance to experiment with a range of different materials. Cass Art workshops are perfect for beginners or artists who want to expand upon their skill set, and the shop is running some free events over the Easter school break for kids.

The shop can be off putting at first, simply because of how tidy and spacious it is. From the outside, Cass Art is all white and glass – it’s very modern compared to the cramped Art Store and its overflowing shelves.

But Cass is definitely worth a visit.

Experienced artists themselves, the staff are friendly, helpful, and able to offer their

advice to those who might not know where to begin.

The shop has a wonderful selection of products at great prices, including painting, drawing and craft materials as well as portfolios and display books. Cass Art offers students 10% off all year round with their discount card, which you can get by simply presenting your student card.

PAPERCHASE While Paperchase is primarily a stationery shop, Glasgow’s store on Buchanan Street has a hoard of art supplies on the first floor.

You can find sketchbooks, scrapbooks, paper and card as well as canvas, paints and various other arts and craft supplies.

Paperchase’s flagship store offers an amazing selection of printed and patterned paper, and quite possibly has even more to offer than the Art Store’s selection. All of their card and paper is on display upstairs next to a multi-coloured glass block floor, which provides inspiration and makes for a great Instagram post.

Whether you’re looking for a neon pink glitter or ultra-violet satin ribbon, you’ll find it at Paperchase. They have art pens and pencils galore, including pastels, charcoals as well as a beautiful selection of fountain pens.

As well as offerings a student discount with UNiDAYS, if you sign up for a Paperchase loyalty card you get a free tea or coffee there once a week. The card also gets you a £5 gift on your birthday, so the shop is definitely worth a

by Rebecca Robertson r.robertston@tsaglasgow.com nosey.

NAPIERS THE HERBALISTS HELPING STUDENTS FIGHT STRESS Nikki has many student clients and said stress and adjusting to change are the prime reasons for their visits.

“Stress means different things to different people and can manifest in different ways; anxiety, insomnia, lethargy, lack of energy, poor concentration, low mood, digestive and skin issues are all symptoms of stress. Stress can also exacerbate an existing health issue,” said Nikki.

She added: “Everyone experiences stress but not everyone responds to it; building your mental and physical resilience can really help combat stress. My aim is to support students in achieving enhanced resilience and hence wellbeing.”

Aside from recommending I try drinking a prescription tea blend (which is typically around £10-£20) for the next few weeks until our followup appointment, Nikki recommended taking time out to practice deep breathing and choosing something relaxing to do for 20 minutes every day to de-stress.

However, whilst I’m eager to find out (and report back in the next issue of TSA) if the herbal tea makes me feel less stressed and more energised, I decided to also try the treatments available to combat stress at Napiers and booked in for a massage with naturopathic nutritional therapist and wellness advisor, Angela Macritchie.

Angela is trained in a variety of massage techniques and at the start of the hour long appointment, asked me about my stress triggers, how it affects my daily life, if I identify as a worrier and other questions to suss out how she could best help. She then expertly worked on the areas of my body that carried stress and helped me relax with deep breathing exercises.

I know that one massage isn’t enough to help someone to completely stop worrying about deadlines, results or anything else that might be troubling them. However, for that one hour appointment and the rest of the night, I felt brilliant and more relaxed than I had in some time.

After our appointment, Angela revealed she has many students coming in for treatments like this, with one visiting three times in three weeks during the run up to her exams. I could easily understand why and would recommend a massage to any stressed students, I’ll definitely be returning.

Appointments for an hour long massage typically £40 (£25 for 30 minutes and £55 for 90 minutes, the price of other therapies differs). Napiers also runs a low income clinic every Wednesday morning with Herbalist, Natalie Vert, which requires proof of benefits and is about half the price (initial consults are 30mins for £15 and follow ups are 15mins for £10) - medicine is also an additional charge with no discount applicable.

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APRIL 2016, ISSUE 20

ALL THINGS HOUSE OF CARDS

IS ONE OF MARVEL’S MORE QUESTIONABLE HEROES ONE OF THEIR MOST BELIEVABLE? A blind ninja lawyer who dresses as a devil and fights a crime syndicate that is hiding in the shadows and is attempting to seize New York as the capital for their empire.

Raised an eyebrow didn’t it? And yet, this is the synopsis for one of the greatest shows Netflix has ever created. Now, granted, a bit of context could be used to ground the synopsis, but it’s not far off.

What’s more impressive that it’s one of the darkest superhero shows ever created.

How is it then that Netflix managed to translate one of Marvel’s more questionable street heroes into one of the most believable in years?

Simply, they ignore the ‘Marvel method’.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe (or MCU) is known for its method of having a lighter tone in their movies with good amount of action and comedy. Simple and effective, not to the taste of everyone but its success cannot be denied, so to go against it as Marvel property in the MCU was a fairly risky move. Would it alienate the established audience? Would it break the connectivity of the MCU? Could a property as adult and morally questioning as Daredevil exist in the MCU? Ignoring the method of the MCU’s movie division was and is the wisest choice of the TV division to date.

The simple fact is being ‘anti-Marvel’ is the show’s greatest strength. The door is now open for dialogue, story, characters, etc. Nothing is taken for granted and really creates its own identity within the MCU that still functions as a part of it, and is affected by it, but is independent of it. All the characters which are far too dark to share the big screen now have a place to thrive in the MCU, characters such as the Punisher.

This isn’t the sole reason for the show’s success however, as it stands on its own as a

great TV show without the influence of the MCU. If these elements were to be stripped away then Daredevil would still be a fantastic crime show that raises the moral questions of seeking justice outside of society’s rules.

The writing and pacing are fantastic, every character is given their own identity and time to shine in the series – especially the villains. Some of the best villains in the MCU have been written in the Netflix section of the universe, which is no accident.

Whether it’s the fact that they’re more human or there’s more time to develop them, the villains are often scene stealers in the shows – something the movie division is yet to master.

The fact that the series has around 13 hours to allow its story to unfold is another point of credit for its success. In all probability, it’s more effective to play out a story adapted from a comic over 13 episodes than 2 hours on a big screen, as comic books unfold in an episodic format and therefore are more naturally translated to TV. A final point is the stunt work of Daredevil, in particular the fight choreography. Throughout it is outstanding and some of the best ever done for television. Brutal and bloody is the name of the game, and it never fails to deliver.

The sheer binge watching factor is a testament to the quality of Daredevil and other Netflix MCU productions as, whether you’re a MCU fan or not, these shows draw you in and keep you until the last episode has stopped.

If you haven’t had a chance yet, you should watch Daredevil season one and two along with Jessica Jones season one and with Luke Cage planned for release in September and Iron Fist next year with an eventual Defenders series uniting all four, now is the perfect time to start watching.

Oh? Do you think I had forgotten you? Well perhaps you wish I had.

What can be said about the show that began the binge watching craze on Netflix? What more could we even say about Kevin Spacey’s megalomaniacal Francis J Underwood? Almost torn from a modern Shakespearean fanfiction, Frank Underwood is a ruthless pragmatist that isn’t shy of dropping someone in front of a train in order to achieve his goals; power and legacy. Something many of us human beings seek no matter how small or large a piece of us it is, it still resides within us.

It could also be the reason as to why the character of Frank Underwood is so deviously charming despite the amount of butchery and sh** he has pulled, and sh** is a light term for it.

The recent installment of season 4 finds Frank in one of his most difficult situations he has had to face up to this point. Taking out journalists was easy but his own wife Claire; played by the elegantly beautiful Robin Wright, leaving him was a masterstroke on her part but has left Frank severely wounded. They were a power couple in the literal and metaphorical sense of things, one could not function fully without the other. The truly great thing is we get to see this on both accounts. Frank is having to lie about Claire’s whereabouts to the press as he takes pot shots from his opponent Heather Dunbar in the state caucus while Claire sets out her own ambitions to run as a congresswoman but without the help of Frank, cannot fully persuade people on her own accord.

Many fans, myself included felt let down by season 3. Yes it was still good but it lost focus. It forgot what made season 1 and 2 so damn addicting; the plotting and scheming. Season 4 brings this back with almost every character setting out their end game as the election for 2016’s presidency draws ever closer.

Possibly the best season out of all four of them; but that is just one man’s humble opinion. If you’re not a Claire fan, you may have been a little disappointed in this season though. Frank still gets enough screen time to remind you why you would

vote for him in a heartbeat were he running in real life and at a +2 kill to death ratio ahead of his real life counterparts. However, this season is really Claire’s. It is about her as a person, the woman she has chosen to be but now independent, not longer having to rely on Frank as much as she once did. Ellen Burstyn has a grand role as Claire’s cold and disappointed mother.

We see where Claire got a lot of her traits from although marrying Frank was not one of her mother’s most happy moments, admitting she wished he would die to her face. Their uneasy relationship goes back and fourth, just as Claire decides to get back with Frank. This time as true equals, making each other stronger and having a love for one another, but in a different sense that outsiders, even the audience may not truly understand. A love that is their burning ambition, their respect for one another.

They make each other strong again which is one of the most sickeningly heartwarming things to watch in this season. It may be just about the greatest story of love and marriage ever told, either that or my own perceptions of it may be really f****d up. Regardless, these two deserve each other.

Just as things are going so well again for them, Tom Hammerschmidt from season 1 and 2 makes an appearance again, deciding once more to continue the disgraced Lucas Goodwin’s work in looking into Frank and his deceptive background. This time, he makes progress and stumbles upon the dots that weren’t there before.

So this begs the question, just where does the show go now having been renewed for another two seasons? Will Frank be exposed publicly? What will be the fallout? What would this mean for Claire?

Will Frank put a few more people in their f****** grave as he would so aptly put it?

Time will tell, bring about March 2017 for season 5!

“It’s all true ... I killed them both.

Because that’s how good we are at making things disappear...”

by Ryan Connolly r.connolly@tsaglasgow.com

by Kieran McAllister k.mcallister@tsaglasgow.com

36 She previously presented the news, but now she is the news – Glaswegian singer songwriter Jill Brown is a different kind of musician who finds dignity in her work.

Drawing inspiration from different sources and people gives her soulful music some thing very real unique twists.

Brown grew up surrounded by music – it’s actually one of the reasons she’s here, seeing as her parents met through singing! Perhaps her career as a singer was meant to be.

After a traumatic experience, she found the courage to use her strong voice for her own songs, rather than talking about every day current affairs. Now that she’s working for something she is strongly passionate about, we’re excited to see what the future holds for her!

ON YOUR WEBSITE, YOU SAY YOUR FAMILY LIVED AND BREATHED MUSIC. WERE ANY MEMBERS OF YOUR FAMILY MUSICIANS? TELL US A LITTLE MORE ABOUT THAT. My Dad is a guitarist and composer – he was a professional guitarist actually on the folk scene. More recently he had a hymn played by an orchestra in the Royal Albert Hall which he co-wrote with his friend who is a professional composer, Alan Penman.

My Mum and Dad met singing – my Dad was performing with his friend and my Mum was singing with her father accompanying her on piano. That was my grandfather who died last year. He was a trained singer and led choirs in Glasgow. My Aunt plays violin in an orchestra in the Borders. My Granny on my Dad’s side also played guitar. I was brought up in a Christian home and so there was lots of gospel music and hymns as well as other folk like The Seekers, The Carpenters etc. – Karen Carpenter is a big favourite of mine.

COMING FROM A MUSICAL FAMILY, HOW DID YOU GET INTO NEWS READING? I decided I wanted to be a TV news presenter when I was about 14 and aimed towards that goal. I love English and went on to Glasgow University to study – I have an MA in English Language and Literature.

My love of language and words is useful for journalism and songwriting! I did think about pursuing music but was very shy and for me being on television was less intimidating that putting myself out there as a singer. I volunteered at a radio production company when I was studying and was fortunate to get a job in television within months of leaving university.

WHO DID YOU WRITE SONGS FOR BEFORE YOU PERFORMED YOUR OWN? I wrote with/for a guy called John Peebles who I knew through church – he used to sing and had a bit of profile. I guess though what I was doing there was hiding behind another artist as I was still too scared to try to become an artist myself. That changed when I was married and subsequently became divorced. Suddenly I had something to say and had to get it out there. Songs come to me all the time and I needed a home for them – it became natural and necessary to use my own voice, literally and metaphorically.

MUSIC

WHO INFLUENCES YOU AS A SINGER/ SONGWRITER? I think influences are subconscious but in terms of who I have listened to and currently listen to and like – Lauren Hill, Imelda May, Alison Krauss, Dolly Parton, John Martyn, Eric Clapton, Neil Young – really the list is endless. I have just discovered an American artist called Catherine Feeny so she is someone I play in the car right now.

FROM PRESENTER TO HEADLINER Jill Brown has found herself Resurrected

WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO PERFORM IN VENUES THAT OTHER ARTISTS MAY WANT TO AVOID, LIKE BARLINNIE? WHAT WAS IT LIKE PERFORMING WITH THE PRISONERS THERE? WHAT OTHER VENUES WOULD YOU PERFORM IN, THAT OTHERS MAY WANT TO AVOID? I think music has given me back my dignity, something I lost with the end of my marriage. It has also restored a degree of confidence. I could see that this would work for others who have gone through traumatic experiences too and I have always had a heart for helping people. I know what it’s like to lose your sense of identity, be rejected by people you considered friends and feel depressed as a result. So I wanted to bring some hope into dark places, hence the reason the idea for doing some music in Barlinnie was born. I absolutely love it. In the past I have rehearsed and performed with some of the prisoners as well as bringing in my own band. At the end of the day we are all people and suffering is a great leveller. It’s always inspiring to meet with those who are imprisoned. Many come from chaotic backgrounds and have had very little opportunity in life. To hear them perform their own songs is extremely moving. I have just finished a series of gigs so am having a rest for a few weeks before planning more.

I am saying ‘yes’ to every opportunity and can’t think of any I’d avoid.

CAN YOU TELL US ANYTHING ABOUT THE EVENT THAT CHANGED YOUR LIFE FROM NEWS READING TO PURSUING YOUR PASSION OF MUSIC? I left TV for several reasons, one of them being that I didn’t like the person I was becoming. Since TV is a visual medium it’s hard to avoid some level of narcissism.

As I said before, being in a marriage that collapsed had huge ramifications for me too – emotionally, physically, spiritually, socially.

So I have lots to say through my music and although being divorced is not the happy ending I would have desired it has changed me for the better and led to me pursuing my dream of being a singer. I am very grateful for that.

WHAT WAS PLAYING COUNTRY2COUNTRY LIKE? WOULD YOU DO IT AGAIN? Playing Country2Country was fantastic and gave me the opportunity to play in front of a new audience. I love country music so I loved the whole atmosphere and seeing the great Eric Church. I am also a huge fan of the TV series, ‘Nashville,’ and was delighted to mingle with some Nashvillians!

FINALLY, WHAT IS YOUR DREAM MUSIC VENUE? My dream venue is one filled with people who enjoy my music!

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played an equal number of shows at. We really love Glasgow, and we have a lot of restaurants and bars sidewalk zones where we like to hang out, and it’s always a treat.

ARE THERE ANY SPECIFIC TRACKS FROM THE NEW ALBUM YOU CAN’T WAIT TO PLAY LIVE?

WE ARE SCIENTISTS With the soaring new singles ‘Buckle’ and ‘Too Late’ already making the rounds, they sound better than ever; still the same band we’ve grown to know and love, yet somehow more expansive and boundary pushing. If the early tracks are anything to go by, Helter Seltzer will be another hit album.

Ahead of the release of the new album and their upcoming UK tour, we spoke to the always hilarious bassist Chris Cain about living out dreams, the new songs and where the much disputed origins of the band’s name REALLY come from YOUR NEW ALBUM ‘HELTER SELTZER’ IS NAMED AFTER A MUSICAL GENRE YOU INVENTED YOURSELVES. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE THIS NEW GENRE? Well it’s got some heft and some rock to it, as a more familiar phrase “helter skelter’’ implies, but it’s also got the fizzy, refreshing, light nuance of Seltzer water, which I know is not extremely popular in your part of the world, but we’re trying to change that as well with this album.

GIVEN THAT SELTZER IS ALSO A BRAND OF WATER, WOULD YOU SAY THIS ALBUM IS GOING TO BE THE COOLEST AND MOST REFRESHING RECORD OF THE YEAR SO FAR? I think that goes without saying. My sights are more set on the decade, and the century. It’s hard to predict what’s yet to come in the next 70 years, but, oh yeah, the year is ours. No question.

EVER SINCE THE RELEASE OF THEIR DEBUT ALBUM WITH LOVE & SQUALOR IN 2005, NEW YORK-BASED INDIE POP BAND WE ARE SCIENTISTS HAVE CARVED QUITE THE NICHE FOR THEMSELVES IN THE MUSIC SCENE. THROUGH A SUCESSION OF WELLRECEIVED ALBUMS, CHARTING SINGLES AND MEMORABLY FUNNY MUSIC VIDEOS, THEY’VE GARNERED A REPUTATION AS A DUO WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR AS INFECTIOUS AS THEIR MUSICAL OUTPUT. NEVER A BAND TO SHY AWAY FROM POP SENSIBILITIES, IT WOULD SEEM LIKE THEY’RE ABOUT TO FULLY EMBRACE THEM WITH THEIR SOON-TO-BE-RELEASED NEW ALBUM, HELTER SELTZER, WHICH SAW THE BAND RECRUIT OLD FRIEND AND KATY PERRY COLLABORATOR MAX HART AS PRODUCER, TO SPRINKLE IT WITH AN ADDED LAYER OF SUGAR-COATED GLOSS.

THE VIDEO FOR THE BRILLIANT NEW SINGLE ‘BUCKLE’ DEPICTS A ONE-WAY FOOD FIGHT. WHERE DOES THAT RANK AMONG CAREER HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE BAND THUS FAR? It certainly represented a certain kind of wish fulfilment – perverse wish fulfilment perhaps – but there is no question that I was looking forward to the experience in a childish kind of way. I always loved getting fake glass shattered on me, and obviously for this video I got to do that more than I’ve ever done before. In the “After Hours’’ video I got a beer bottle broken on my head; it was only one beer bottle. This time, I think in total, I have five pieces of fake masonry shattered on my face. It was pretty good.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN TOP THAT IN FUTURE? YOU’VE SET A STANDARD NOW WHERE YOU NEED TO BEAT IT IN A FUTURE VIDEO. I’d love to say that was the case. If I were a younger man I’m sure I would say that, but I’m at a stage in my life now where I’m a little more realistic and to be honest I think that may be a high water mark for me.

ASIDE FROM BEING AN EXCUSE TO THROW FOOD AROUND IN A MUSIC VIDEO, WHAT IS THE MEANING BEHIND THE SONG? I think lyrically it kind of talks about the moment in some relations where you’re not quite sure if things are going to push through to the next, sort of, phase of seriousness or long lastingness,

and you’re wishing that there were a very clear sign of the other person buckling at the knees at the sight of you. Unfortunately, when things aren’t that clear, you’re left in this state of indecision and confusion really.

ARE THERE ANY RECURRING THEMATIC CONCEPTS THROUGHOUT THE NEW ALBUM? I think the biggest thematic idea that we had was to just trying to a be a little more bubble gum poppy in the sound of the recordings than we have been in the past. That was the big part of why we wanted to work with Max Hart as producer, who has been a friend of ours for years and used to play keyboard for us, but, when started this recording, had just finished three years of work with Katy Perry as her keyboardist. We were really interested in getting Max to use what he learned with the Katy Perry camp to bring a little bit of that technicolour pop to what We Are Scientists do. I think that’s the overarching gesture we were trying to make with this one.

YOUR UPCOMING UK TOUR WILL SEE YOU RETURN TO GLASGOW ON MAY, 1ST AS PART OF THE STAGGERS & DAGGERS FESTIVAL. ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO RETURNING TO THE CITY? Oh I am. Glasgow – perhaps through chance or perhaps through fate – has often been a sight where we’ve had a day off on tour, so we’ve actually spent more time in Glasgow than we have most UK towns than we’ve maybe even

We were actually just rehearsing yesterday and played a couple of the new tracks for the first time as a band, which is funny that it ends up that way due to modern recording techniques.

Probably half of these songs we never actually stood in a room and played together. We all worked together on all of the parts and agonised over individual drum hits and what the bass or the guitar was gonna do. Yesterday we played ‘Buckle’ for the first time as band, as a well as the song we’re releasing this Friday: ‘Too Late.’ They sounded awesome actually.

I was actually kind of surprised by how great they sounded for a first pass; I kinda wanted to set up a little webcam and then I realised that we could only release one of the songs that we were rehearsing. But it was sound – really heavy and powerful. I guess ‘Buckle’ is at the top of that list, and the one we’re releasing Friday (‘Too Late’) is going to be really fun to play live. It’s a little less rockin’ than ‘Buckle’ and more poppy and epic, but it sounds really cool. You can definitely imagine people singing along to it.

IN THE PAST, WHEN ASKED THE ORIGINS OF THE BAND’S NAME, STORIES HAVE RANGED FROM TAKING IT FROM A CAP ‘N’ JAZZ SONG, TO A U-HAUL INSPECTOR ASKING IF YOU WERE SCIENTISTS BECAUSE OF YOUR ATTIRE THAT DAY. CAN WE HAVE ANOTHER STORY THAT WILL FURTHER ADD TO THE CONFUSION AND MYSTERY? There we were, doing our jobs helping to construct a large hadron collider in Switzerland.

This was 15 years ago and we’d just broken ground on the project, and Keith and I were not scientists. In fact, we were construction guys, in charge of catering on the construction site. We were making sandwiches for the ladies and gentleman who were actually using shovels and weighing concrete, and things like that. I don’t know what they did, I’m not a construction guy: I make sandwiches. But a reporter – a journalist – was on site from some fancy journal, no doubt – I wouldn’t recognise the name then or now – and she got confused and started interviewing Keith and me about the large hadron collider. Needless to say, we gave a very skewed and, in many ways, incorrect take on what the device was meant to do, and for many years that sapped the various government funding’s that were meant to be going to the project. In her article it sounded like it was almost destined to fail, which if they followed our guideline it would have. But we were written up as scientists in a prestigious scientific journal discussing the large hadron collider which we working to construct, but only in the capacity of sandwich making caterers.

WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR? Touring is going to take us through to the end of October as of now, so I plan to play ‘Buckle’ and ‘Too Late’ to a bunch of people, along with all of our other tunes. That’s all I can think of right now. I guess Christmas will happen at some point. Those are the two big things.

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It’s no great secret that Scotland’s music scene is a thing to be proud of. So we here at TSA have teamed up with Glasgow’s very own New Hellfire Club to bring you a monthly pick of who we think are doing epically well right now. Keep your eyes out for these up and coming bands. This is TSA and New Hellfire Club’s ‘Pick of the Month’.

THE GIROBABIES

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YOUR NEW ALBUM IS, IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORK, A PIECE OF CREATIVE MUSICAL GENIUS. HONESTLY, IT’S BEEN BURNING UP OUR PLAYER SINCE WE GOT IT IN STOCK. SO TELL US HOW THE PROCESS WENT WITH MAKING SUCH AN ALBUM, WAS IT A LABOUR OF LOVE ALL THE WAY THROUGH, OR WAS SOME OF IT A LONG SLOG TO GET THROUGH FROM THE ARTISTS POINT OF VIEW? First of all, thank you for the kind words.

We’re all very happy with the finished product. It was both a labour of love and hard slog. We scrapped an album’s worth of material in the process. We played live constantly and tried out many ideas in gig settings.

I would say it came down to two creative recording bursts. The first half was recorded pretty early on in the process and then we had another spurt of recording sessions towards the end. So the album is a journey and you can hear the band develop and evolve throughout.

Where it ends is where we’re at just now.

There is a concept running throughout and it’s based on a calendar year, the Four seasons are represented by the 4 O’s in WhO TOOk UtOpia. Everything goes full circle. The last track goes nicely into the first track if you listen on repeat.

WE’RE SO GLAD TO GET THE GIROBABIES ON FOR POTM, AS, TO BE HONEST, YOU HAVE PRETTY MUCH BEEN PICK OF THE PAST YEAR AND LONGER FOR A GOOD PERCENTAGE OF THE VOLUNTEERS HERE AT NHC MUSIC. SO, START US OFF AND TELL US A WEE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF, AND THE BIRTH OF THE GIROBABIES. I had always written lyrics for as long as I could remember and never done anything with them but it was when I had a particularly rough year I started to realise how short and unpredictable life could be which made me change a lot of things and mainly stopped caring what others would think as much.

Both myself and the original guitarist John Haze got sacked from the same job at the same time and we just started jamming drunk, one-take recordings with a singstar mic and uploaded them to myspace. Lots of them. I think we had about 100 songs at one point that lacked any real structure and zero production values but it certainly gained us attention ranging from curiosity to bewilderment.

At that point one of my friends Martyn Yuren had just started playing bass and then we found a French drummer

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called Claude and started rehearsing. Our first gig came about because Madskull asked us to support and we were big fans. Ivory Blacks was packed for our first gig.

I’m guessing we weren’t very good but I loved the buzz and just wanted to continue creating till we had a decent album. Soon after we released ‘Social Not Working’ followed by ‘Bus Stop Apocalypse’ and most recently ‘Who Took Utopia?’. Hazy was too Rock n Roll for Rock n Rock n Roll but we’re still good friends.

We’ve had many a lineup change over the years but Robbie Gunn and Gordy Duncan JR have been integral for a long time but last year we added Jo D’arc on bass and Jess Aslan on keys and I’m very proud of where we’re at musically.

It’s been a long road but the evolution of the band has been an interesting one and we’ve been very fortunate recently with the opportunities that have came our way.

YOU RECENTLY PLAYED (AND SOLD OUT!) THE BARROWLANDS WITH A SQUAD OF YELLOW MOVEMENT BANDS SUCH AS COLONEL MUSTARD, THE TWISTETTES AND MORE. TELL US A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THAT EXPERIENCE, WE PERSONALLY THINK IT CHANGED SOME MINDS ABOUT WHAT INDEPENDENT BANDS CAN ACHIEVE IN THE LOCAL SCENE AND BEYOND, DO YOU AGREE? It was an incredible experience. We were lucky to play the Barras before but this was on a much bigger scale. This did not happen overnight. All the bands have been working hard in the background in the underground circuit and the festival scene.

We knew together we could pull a crowd in but to sell out the Barras is something we thought was ‘improbable’ but ‘not impossible’.

Shouts have to especially go to guys like David Blair and Colin Syme who, like myself, made it their life mission for 8 weeks to get the word out. Every band gave 100% to bring the punters in and every act excelled themselves on the night.

So yes, I think it certainly made a few people stand up and pay attention. Now the challenge is to try and get similar responses in other cities across the world and for that we will need some clever people in these areas to take a chance on us and work with us.

We are all here for the duration but if I were to die tomorrow I would die knowing that we have achieved a million times more than I ever thought possible.

WHO WOULD YOU SAY IS YOUR OWN FAVOURITE BAND ON THE INDEPENDENT LOCAL SCENE AT THE MOMENT? WHY? Obviously got to shout out all the Yellow Movement bands first of all. They are all a bunch of mad geniuses and I look forward to whatever they do going forward.

The Twistettes album is about to rock a lot of people’s tiny minds (we are playing their album launch party on April 23rd at Nice n Sleazys). Ciaran Mac and Rory O’B are going to do something really special in the future.

Their time is soon, maybe next year but it will happen. Loki & the Kartel are about to unleash a beast of an album. I love the cabaret of The Creative Martyrs and the ska of Bombskare. Chrissy Barnacle and Becci Wallace are probably my favourite female singer / songwriters. Konchis aka Jetsam is the most promising producer Scotland has ever produced. Also loving Andy Martin’s beats.

I could honestly fill your entire paper with stuff that inspires me.

SO WHAT’S NEXT FOR THE GIRO’S THEN, IS THERE ANYTHING BIG YOU CAN DROP ON US FOR 2016, OR ANYTHING WE SHOULD BE LOOKING OUT FOR? We have a bunch of new songs at the early stages. We may surprise you with an EP very soon or we may just finish the job and make another album. It’s refreshingly fun just playing around with new ideas and new songs for now. We are looking forward to supporting The Twistettes debut album launch and we are right up for Deoch an Dorus Festival on 30th April.

The summer silly season starts there and we will hopefully be playing our biggest ever support slot that same week. We’ll also be playing Knockengorroch and Audio Soup for sure. Maybe the last ever Loch Lomond Boat Party too. I’ll be dropping a Jackal Trades album this Spring too called Need the Character(s) which is pretty much Giros-style lyrics over Hip Hop beats with an element of spoken word in there too. Im sure our drummer Gordy Duncan JR will have yet another new album for you too and hopefully Robbie can pull together a Sun Dogs release.

So even if there is no new Giros album this year you will still get your fix one way or the other. UK/ European tour is a possibility for the winter too and you can help us by booking us, buying our music, coming to a show or just sharing one of our many Youtube videos online.

Support local music or if you’re not local then support really, really far away music. If you live in Glasgow then check out New Hellfire Club for records and books. Go to monthly shows like Overheard in the Westend and Fail Better.

Glasgow is awash with a wealth of talents bubbling throughout the underground. You need to seek it out but it’s well worth doing so.

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THE BIG MOON SHINES BRIGHT I can now say I’m a sucker for The Big Moon.

This rock and roll girl band first came about in 2014, formed when four soloists came together to fulfil their longing of being in a band. They have been releasing single after single and their debut album is in the works.

FIRSTLY THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME OUT OF YOUR SCHEDULE TO DO THIS. WE WANTED TO START OFF WITH ASKING HOW YOU ALL KNOW EACH OTHER, AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN BANDED TOGETHER? Celia: ‘Banded together’ is such a great way of phrasing it. I love that we will forever be banded together. I joined about a year and a half ago.

I’d just been working at a gallery in New York and came back to London because I couldn’t get a VISA to stay out there. I didn’t know what I was going to do next and then suddenly got this Facebook message from a friend saying someone she knew had a band and needed a bassist. The rest is history!

Fern: Aye, I had a message through from a friend of a friend who said that their other friend had a bunch of songs and wanted to start a band, was I interested. I had nothing on at the time so I met up with Jules, we went for a drink, chatted then arranged for a play around. That went well then we started the search for other band members!

We found a Soph in June ‘14 then a Celia in August ‘14 and then we became a real life proper band.

Soph: I always wanted to be in a band, I remember planning to make one with my friends when I was like 11, and deciding what we’d all learn to play. This was before I could play guitar properly, but I did have a guitar pick earring.

WHEN DID YOU ALL GET ONTO THE MUSIC SCENE INDIVIDUALLY? WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO FORM/JOIN A BAND? C: I was in my first ever band (and only other band) at uni with three of my best friends. It was called The Portillo Moment and it was the greatest thing ever. I was supposed to just be the singer but decided to learn bass too because I thought I’d feel too awkward in instrumental bits.

Plus bass is sooo easy. I’ve always loved guitar bands in a very important way, ever since I was a

tiny child, and it always felt like something that was mine and that I wanted to be part of. And now I get to play awesome songs really loud and yell along with my friends and travel around the world and drink free beer and meet amazing people. If that doesn’t make you want to form a band right now, right this second then you are mental.

Juliette: I wanted to be in a band because I have no proper qualifications and didn’t really know how to do anything else good. I was waitressing, pouring pints, hanging clothes, frying eggs… I was going nowhere, for a long time. I also just wanted to be Graham Coxon, so I learnt guitar. I even briefly wore some glasses, but they looked a bit shit. I don’t even need glasses. Let’s face it, I’ll never be Graham.

F: I started playing drums when I was 14. Had lessons in school then went to music college when I was 19. From there I started playing for some singers and then eventually got tired of that and that’s when a Juliette Jackson came into my life.

HOW DO YOUR MUSIC TASTES VARY THROUGHOUT THE BAND? C: Fern doesn’t like Beat Happening and always moans when I play them in the van and it makes me sad. And I don’t know if anyone’s ever going to love Neutral Milk Hotel as much as I do. Actually, I’m not sure if there is a band we all agree on. Is there? Maybe Deerhunter? It was definitely a “thing” for a long time that we couldn’t find one. We have a lot of opinions.

J: We all like Whitney, and Drake, and all the classics, which are the best ones. SOMETIMES, ALL I NEED IS THE AIR THAT I BREEEEATHE AND TO LURRVE YOU, and EVERYBODY WANTS TO ROOOL THE WORLD etc etc.

IT WAS A SHAME YOU GOT A CASE OF THE FLU AHEAD OF THE OUTLINES FESTIVAL 2016. WERE YOU ABSOLUTELY GUTTED NOT

TO PERFORM? ARE YOU HOPING TO GET A CHANCE TO DO IT NEXT TIME? C: Oh my god it was the worst. That was honestly the most ill I’ve been since I was a child. I went and stayed at my parents’ house for like a week, because I am a grown up. I still don’t feel fully recovered. Also, I was particularly gutted because we were meant to be playing before GANG OF FUCKING FOUR!!! And I love them. Although I was worried because those things can sometimes be disillusioning. BUT STILL! J: We were so gutted. Not just Gang of Four, but we were meant to play in a ROLLER DISCO. We were so ill though – I lost my voice COMPLETELY for four days!!! I could barely squeak! I’m still struggling to get over that flu now… we tried to record a song last week and I just sounded like a melting witch.

YOU RECENTLY TOURED WITH THE MACCABEES, HOW WAS THAT? ARE YOU FANS OF THE BAND? C: They are the most wonderful. That tour was the dream. We even went to the cinema together, which is just a thing that I never imagined happening when I was 15 listening to Lego in my room. Also playing the Brixton Academy with them three times. That was also a huge curveball.

S: Yes! And I was such a big fan of Colour It In when I was younger especially. They’re a really brilliant band, and they’re very lovely people.

ARE YOU WORKING ON NEW MUSIC NOW? CAN YOU TELL US ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE WORKING ON? C: I’m having real trouble deciding which of our songs I would pick to make up an album. At the moment my list has about 20 tracks. And that’s before we’ve even got into it all together! It’s going to be a tough decision. Hearts are going to get broken. And I can’t wait for people to really get into all of Jules’ lyrics and start picking them apart because they are truly amazing.

F: Yeah we’re trying to balance touring and knuckling down to make a record at the moment, but hopefully we can concentrate on the latter very soon. We’re lucky in that we have almost too many songs for an album and so it’s just a case of compiling a selection of them to make a coherent album!

AS AN ALL FEMALE ALTERNATIVE ROCK BAND, WHO IS YOUR FEMALE INSPIRATION IN THE INDUSTRY? C: Bikini Kill, Bratmobile, The Raincoats, Brody Dalle, Katrina Mitchell, Heather Lewis, Tina Weymouth, Kim Deal, The Shangri-Las, Fiona

Apple, Cat Power, Frances McKee, Haim, Bjork, Alicia Boganno, Diane Cluck, ESG, Marika Hackman, Amber Bain.... The list is so so so long.

J: All of those and The Ronettes and the girl from Meat Raffle, whoever she is. I saw them the other day and she sang one song and it blew my mind.

S: Yeah! Plus Annie Clark, Courtney Barnett, Merill Garbus, Anna Calvi, Regina Spektor and Beth Gibbons.

WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE TO OTHER YOUNG WOMEN IN THE INDUSTRY LOOKING TO FOLLOW IN YOUR FOOTSTEPS? WHAT KIND OF ISSUES HAVE YOU OVERCOME, IF ANY? C: Don’t let the fact that everyone talks about how hard it is being a woman in the music industry put you off being a woman in the music industry. There are so many great, talented and hardworking people at every level who aren’t bigoted and they will out last the idiots who are.

And so will you.

S: Agreed. Try not to let the fact that you’re a girl let you feel like you have something to prove, or like you’re any less good than any of the boys doing the same thing as you. I’ve felt that a bit before in certain environments, and it’s tiring and unnecessary. Trust that what you wanna do is worth doing if it feels right, and if people don’t get it or support you, they’re probably just the wrong people. There are so many exciting musicians and people out there! Look for them, cause it’s easy to get caught up in something that doesn’t fulfill or excite or challenge you. And that’s a bore.

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS OF YOURS THAT YOU’VE WRITTEN SO FAR? C: THERE ARE SO MANY THAT I CAN’T WAIT FOR PEOPLE TO HEAR!! This is my problem with the album. I want to release them all!! Zeds is up there. We don’t play it live because it’s pretty chilled but it’s super sexy. But really, and I know it’s kinda obvious, Sucker and The Road (our first two singles) really are my favourites.

J: Might be Cupid… maybe Eureka Moment, it’s so much fun to squazz that one out live. It changes all the time.

2016 LOOKS LIKE IT’S GOING TO BE A BIG YEAR FOR YOU, BUT WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR BIGGEST GOALS? C: I’m trying to grow my hair. If it’s past my shoulders by summer I’m gonna be really proud.

J: First things first, I need somewhere to live. If you know anywhere in London, under £600, including bills, hit me up.

F: Own a circular saw.

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GLASGOW’S FAMOUS STUDIOS Finding a rehearsal space can be a daunting task for a band with so much choice out there and so many factors to consider.

So here is a comprehensive guide, with some of the best studios in Glasgow, the equipment they offer, the location, price, the bands that have used the spaces and more about the studios themselves.

LOFI STUDIOS

ROOMS AND EQUIPMENT Lofi studios is comprised of nine rooms in total, completely decked out with Mackie PA systems, mixing desks, three microphones, two or three monitors, a five-piece drum kit (Pearl, Yamaha or Tama), three guitar amps (Marshall, Orange, Vox, Line 6 and Sound City half-stacks), a bass amp (Ampeg and Ashdown) and a few Roland keyboard amps.

WHERE IS IT? Right in the city centre, on Anchor Lane, next to George Square and Queen Street train station.

PRICE For three hours, rehearsal rooms start from £20 Monday-Friday 12-6pm, £30 from 6pm-midnight and at the weekend £25 for any room.

THE BANDS/ARTISTS Artists that have passed through Lofi include Fatherson, Dykeenies and C. Duncan, who was recently nominated for the Mercury Prize and also recorded a live Spotify session in the studio.

Chris Marshall, the studio manager and inhouse producer, said: “We just tracked the second half of WOMPS’ album. They did the first half of the album with Steve Albini (who has worked with Foo Fighters and The Cribs) and then came in to do some more radio-friendly songs with myself in the studio to add onto the album.”

HISTORY OF THE STUDIO Chris said that now the studio has enjoyed success and built up a reputation, they can afford to work with good bands all the time. However, there was a time that the studio had to take on work for the money. This included a production company coming in for three days to record a Gala Bingo advert jingle.

“We also did some voiceover work for the official Game of Thrones pinball machine. They had different actors go into different studios around the world and run off a bunch of lines for two and a half hours that they could bank up and spout out of this pinball machine while Americans are playing them in bars! The big dude that plays the Hound (Rory McCann), he was in, and he was really nice. He’s about sevenfoot tall though, I nearly had a heart attack when I saw him!”

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Chris said: “I think it’s the vibe. Everybody is cool, everybody is friendly. The owner, John, is 100% in it for the music.

“We promote different bands, put up posters in the studio for them if they’re playing gigs, through Facebook as well.

“I’m the producer but I work a lot with the bands who rehearse there, I’ll spend extra time going in, helping with the songwriting, giving bands advice on where they should go next or what they should do with their band or their product.

“I’ve had bands spend over an hour after their rehearsal time, sitting in our waiting room because they’ve done a dinner call (the guys at the studio come round asking if everyone wants dinner ordered in every night), or because they’ve met another band and played FIFA with them until half 10 at night (there is a PlayStation in the waiting room).

“I actually manage a few bands we’ve found through Lofi, along with a couple of others.

We get involved, I think that’s the main thing.”

EMPIRE STUDIOS

ROOMS AND EQUIPMENT There are four studio rooms, three are 75 square feet and the other is 100 square feet. The rooms are completely acoustically sound-proofed, with full PA, full back-line and a Pearl Export drum kit.

WHERE IS IT? It is just 100 yards from Cessnock subway station with private parking space, so any van load-ins can be done.

PRICE The standard price is £25 for three hours but because there are so many deals it is unlikely you would actually pay that. Students get a 20% discount, if you like the page and share on Facebook you get a discount and if you book two sessions you get £10 off.

THE BANDS/ARTISTS Jamie Culpan, the owner of Empire, said there are lots of great bands coming through the studio. Some of his tips for the future are indie rock band The Trend, who recently sold out King Tut’s, and Mesmerene. There have been some other less conventional artists at the studio as well, including a few acting groups and a death metal band who asked if they could cover themselves in paint in the room while they played (which Jamie had to politely say no to).

ABOUT THE STUDIO Jamie said: “We’ve done a few smaller, intimate gigs at the studio. It’s just 15 minutes or half an hour on the mic then hopping off. The open mic nights are something we’re going to expand on in the future. We found duos forming, who then came in and rehearsed together after it. It’s good to encourage the local scene as much as possible.”

WHAT MAKES EMPIRE STUDIOS DIFFERENT? Jamie thinks that it’s the studio’s “laid back attitude and approach.”

He said: “I know a lot of studios, for example, have constant issues with bands because they want to bring in booze, or with cancellations, but as long as you phone and let us know there’s no cancellation fee. You can do whatever you want in the rooms, as long as you’re not breaking any of the stuff or anything.

“I think that we’re a bit more of a community down here.”

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ROOMS AND EQUIPMENT Berkeley has an impressive range of equipment on offer across 14 rooms of all sizes. A full list is available on the website, but every room includes 2 Marshall guitar amps, a bass amp, Nexos PS15’s, a 24-channel desk and a Pearl Master fivepiece drum kit. Cymbals can be hired as well as keyboards and guitars.

WHERE IS IT Berkeley is located on Lancefield Street, not far from Argyle Street and is close to Anderston train station.

PRICE £28 for three hours, but if you book a regular slot Monday-Friday (at least once a week) before 6pm it is £18 for three hours.

THE BANDS/ARTISTS Berkeley has been a rehearsal space for a wide range of impressive artists, including Beyoncé, Biffy Clyro, Paolo Nutini, The Killers and Chvrches.

Aiden Gallagher, who has been a studio assistant for 12 years, said that despite the long list of incredible artists that have rehearsed in Berkeley, John Martyn’s visit stuck out for him.

“He was a great character, to see how grumpy he was. But it was all show. He was actually quite a vulnerable and sensitive chap. When he pulled out his guitar and started singing, when the full band was in the room, it would make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. It was absolutely stunning how this complete gorilla, a big, scary man, roaring and shouting, could turn into a wee delicate, beautiful light touch and just make the whole room sing. It was very vivid and it will stay with me forever.”

WHAT MAKES BERKELEY DIFFERENT? Aiden said it is three main things: “Accessibility, name and price.

“It doesn’t matter who you are, Slash, Beyoncé, Robert Plant or John Smith from down the road, you’re going to get the same service every time (and pay the same amount). You go to other studios and they have a specific scene, like metal, you go to Berkeley and we cater for everyone.”

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TRENDING TATS TAKE THE TROPHY

WHAT’S SO SPECIAL ABOUT A PARTICULAR TATTOO, SO SPECIAL THAT IS BECOMES A HUGE TREND?

Tattoos can be wonderful and extremely expressive pieces of art that you can have anywhere on your body. They can mean so much and can have such amazing stories behind them – or they could just be pretty and something we want on our bodies. But here and now, I’m focusing on tattoo trends that exist because they mean something, not just for one person, but perhaps thousands of people.

So what kind of trends could this include?

How about the sign of the Deathly Hallows from the Harry Potter (HP) franchise? So many people grew up reading the books and watching the films as they came out and it’s safe to say that the story helped shape a lot of people. How many people will tell you that JK Rowling’s book series saved them and filled them with hope in dark times? How many people will tell you that they found a friend in Harry Potter and other members of the magical cast?

Fans of HP have formed somewhat of a community, where there are even major conventions for fans – two of which are LeakyCon, to be held in Los Angles this

October, and Las Vegas’ LeviosaCon, which will take place in July. On the subject of the Deathly Hallows symbol, HP character Xenophelius Lovegood said, “One simply uses the symbol to reveal oneself to other believers.” As such, we can see that the Deathly Hallows tattoo is a sign of community and hope for hundreds, or more likely thousands, of people.

A trend I feel strongly about is the semicolon project. I’ve written about this before, on a personal blog months ago, but I feel it’s still relevant.

Basically Amy Bluel, a Green Bay, Wisconsin based artist wanted to honour her father in 2013; she lost her father to suicide.

Amy had faced the struggles of being bullied, abused, even raped; she was depressed and had suicidal thoughts.

But Amy is a fighter – she started the faith based non-profit semicolon project and dedicated it to those who suffer the likes of the troubles of suicidal thoughts, depression, self-harm and addiction. Glasgow’s own Oswald Street Tattoo Club supported this project and started a promotion which allowed anyone to get their own semicolon tattoo for just £10 – I got one on the back of my neck.

So obviously this trend, a simple semicolon anywhere on the body and decorated however one may like, means a lot to people.

Depression affects over 350 million people in the world and around a quarter of the population of Britain will suffer from a mental health problem in the course of a year. A

semicolon comes at what could have been the end of a sentence that an author chose to continue; Amy chose the semicolon as her symbol as anyone could end their life, but instead choose to keep going. Amy, and those behind Project Semicolon, envisioned a world where the struggle with suicide, depression and addiction is openly addressed, and bring stigma around the subject down.

These two tattoo trends both symbolise community, and so does this last one – the symbol of the Yellow Movement is now trending around Glasgow, as more and more people are getting it tattooed on themselves.

The Yellow Movement is a collection of unsigned bands who are proud of the positive message they send out. These bands are all about just being happy and having a good time, really.

The symbol for the Yellow Movement was designed by Adam Smith, cartoonist for The Viz – he created his cartoon Khaki Shorts.

David Blair of Colonel Mustard and the Dijon 5 fundamentally believes that the natural state of humans should be happy and healthy and the Yellow Movement tattoo captures this.

One member of Colonel Mustard and the Dijon 5, Archduke Mortimer Winthrope, 3rd Marquis of Denmark, said this about his Yellow Movement tattoo: “As a member of Colonel Mustard and an advocate for everything the Yellow Movement stands for, I felt the time was right to get my first tattoo and of course the yellow movement logo was what I wanted, everything we have achieved

so far and everything that is still to happen, when I’m old and all this is behind me, I will have a constant reminder of the glory days!”

One of the fans of Colonel Mustard and the Dijon 5 (aka a member of the Dijon 6) also got the Yellow Movement tattooed on himself; Kevin Pearson said, “Since my younger brother decided to buy tattoo equipment and chance his hand doing it, I have become covered in art of which most of it was spur of the moment thoughts with no real meaning. I decided after following and becoming friends with all the Yellow Movement Bands since Eden Festival last year and had the best year in 2015 of my life, I’d get some ink that actually means something to me personally. I will never regret getting the movement tattoo as when or “if” it fizzles away (which I doubt will happen soon) I will be able to look back with personal pride that I was part of it, I was welcomed in, I gained a mountain of genuine good friends and I lived the life we dream of which I’m living at the moment... it’s a community of fantastic people and I wear the badge with pride.”

So there you go – a tattoo that may find itself growing rapidly in popularity as the Yellow Movement grows.

I’m sure there are many other tattoos that are trending like this but I know that the majority of them symbolise community and togetherness. Whether it be inspired by a beloved book series, from pain channelled into strength or from the power of music and happiness. If you’re ever considering getting yourself a tattoo, perhaps you’ll find a trend that means a lot

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by Stephen Couse

RECORD STORE DAY 2016 TSA LOOKS AT RECORD STORE DAY 2016, THE LIVE BANDS ANNOUNCED SO FAR AND THE BEST VINYL RELEASES ON OFFER

When: Saturday 16thApril Where: Love Music, LP Records, Mixed Up Records, Monorail Music, TTV HQ and Broadcast Record Store Day (RSD) is an annual oneday event when over 200 independent record shops across the UK celebrate what many thought would cease to exist – physical copies of music. Hundreds of exclusive LPs, EPs and singles will be on offer across four record

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shops in Glasgow, mostly in the format of vinyl. This has enjoyed a revival in recent years with some music fans preferring the richer sound of vinyl to MP3s.

RSD was started eight years ago in San Francisco by Metallica and is now held every third Saturday in April. This year, that is April 16th. In Glasgow, there are four main places you can check out the exclusive releases.

Love Music store owner Sandy McLean says that as well as the 550 new releases coming out on the big day, there will be plenty of live music. Confirmed so far is The Filthy Tongues, Man in Moon, Pinact, Be Charlotte and more to be revealed – these will be announced through Love Music’s Twitter and Facebook.

Tenement TV are hosting a studio party for RSD 2016. The West-End flat they have converted into a space to record music sessions will host a number of bands and DJ sets, with live performances from Crash Club, Barrie-James O’Neill, Other Humans, The Bar Dogs, Gangs and Strawberry Wine.

Broadcast are also hosting an all-dayer on Sauchiehall Street, with live sets from Domiciles, The Ninth Wave, The New Fabian Society, Home$lice, Bite and Declan Walsh, with DJ sets from Baby Strange, White and The Lapelles.

LP Records said: “We have a day of live music and DJ sets planned for the full day, up until 9-10pm with live acts beginning around midday.” They are set to be announced a couple of weeks before RSD so make sure to check the LP Records Facebook and Twitter

for updates. Mixed Up Records and Monorail Music will also be stocking up for the big day.

There are hundreds of exclusive releases, all listed on the Record Store Day website, but we’ve trawled through the releases and found a few we think you would like best.

Foals are releasing a brand new single for the event. Rain will be released as a 7” single and was recorded during the sessions for their latest album What Went Down, while the b-side will be a cover of Mark Ronson’s Daffodils.

The Libertines are releasing a live record from their 2015 tour while band member Pete Doherty will give fans a taster of new material ahead of his second solo album (due for release in autumn) with The Whole World is our Playground.

Natalie Prass released her excellent jazz-inspired debut album last year, produced by Matthew E. White at his own Spacebomb Studios in Virginia. The two singer/songwriters combined their talents to produce the great one-off electro-pop single Cool Out, and will release this as a 7”.

Mac DeMarco has one of the most intriguing releases of the year, with Another One Demos giving the listener an insight into the recording of his latest mini LP. Mac DeMarco has turned from a cult artist to one of the most prominent artists in the indie world over the last few years. The demos will be a limited Record Store Day release as a 16-song LP.

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Cat’s Eyes is the side-project of Faris Badwan, lead vocalist of The Horrors, and Canadian soprano, composer and multiinstrumentalist Rachel Zeffira. Fans can get a taste of their second album with Chameleon Queen, a song the band will release for RSD. The artwork will be hand-stamped by the artist.

There are also releases by Death Cab for Cutie, Bring Me the Horizon, Best Coast, Slaves, Bastille and Circa Waves.

There will also be classic releases from a wide range of artists. In honour of the late David Bowie, The Man Who Sold the World LP (with the original German artwork) and TCV 15 single will be reissued.

Fleetwood Mac are releasing an alternative version of their classic double album Tusk. The two 12” LP record was initially released in 1979 to lukewarm reviews in comparison to the classic rumours, but has since been widely regarded as one of their best albums. This alternative release will offer an insight into the recording process that cost almost $1 million.

There is also a release by Metallica, who started RSD eight years ago. Live at Le Bataclan, recorded in Paris in 2003, will be one of the few CDs released on the day.

More classics being released on the day include multiple Elvis Presley LPs and others from Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Buddy Guy and Junior Wells, as well as a live session recorded in Seattle in 1987 by Nirvana.

The events listed below were correct and up to date at time of going to print but please check the venue’s own website prior to booking

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Gig Guide: Music & Clubbing

Music

Wolfmother O2 Academy

Dead Harts The Attic (GARAGE)

Maybeshewill Stereo

An Evening With Mark Lanegan O2 Abc

Diana Jones Cca

TUE, 5 APR

Late - ScotlandÕs First Fully Inclusive Club Night O2 Abc

Cc Smugglers + Guests Nice ÔNÕ Sleazy

THU, 14 APR

WED, 6 APR The Intelligence + Womps + The Jackhammers + Rapid Tan Nice ÔNÕ Sleazy

Cast O2 Abc

FRI, 22 APR

Sam Outlaw Admiral Bar

Hector Bizerk- Album Launch The Art School

Liima Cca

Hacienda Classical The Hydro

High Tyde King Tuts Wilko Johnson O2 Abc

Eliza Shaddad Hug & Pint Anneke Van Giersbergen Audio

Rm Hubbert: With Kathryn Joseph / Karine Polwart / Sarah J Stanley Martha Ffion / Anneke Kampman / Helen Marnie / Aby Vulliamy The Art School

SAT, 9 APR

SAT, 30 APR

Counterflows - Late Night : W/ N.M.O. (live) Yeah You (live) + Evol (DJ Set) The Art School

Shock City Music Festival Doors 3.30pm The Garage Dreadzone Cca

I Love The Garage The Garage Love Music O2 Abc

Headstrong: Clouds + Animal Farm + Randomer The Art School

Scotland Calling - All Day Punk Festival O2 Abc

SUN, 10 APR Sunday Science The Garage

Brainstorm O2 Abc

Ought Broadcast

FRI, 15 APR

Lola In Slacks Saint Lukes

SUN, 1 MAY

Renaissance O2 Abc

Stag And Dagger O2 Abc

Basia Bulat Broadcast

Vulpes O2 Abc

Bella and the bear Cottiers Theatre

Beyond Jovi, Still Lizzy & Lucky 13 Ivory Blacks

FRI, 8 APR

John Mccusker St Andrews In Square

40 Watt Sun Audio

Steve IgnorantÕs Slice Of Life Hug & Pint

Stag & Dagger Glasgow 2016: Band Of Skulls + Deaf Havana + Emma Pollock + Fews + Formation + Francis Lung + Milk Teeth + Smash Williams + Slow Club + Stanley Odd + We Are Scientists + The Van T’s + And Many Many More To Be Announced. The Art School

Bare Mondays The Garage

Hector Bizerk The Art School

MON, 2 MAY

Wrap-It The Garage

THU, 7 APR Nothing But Thieves O2 Abc Ewo + El Rancho Presents : Charles Howl + Guests Nice ÔNÕ Sleazy

Yellowroom Music W/Doghouse Roses Hug & Pint

Archgoat + Valkyrja Audio

Rock For Indy 2 Barrowland

Hawkwind O2 Abc

The Swiss Family Orbison Oran Mor

Gangstarr Foundation Feat. Jeru The Damaja O2 Abc

Foreignfox Nice ÔNÕ Sleazy

SAT, 16 APR

Overkill Classic Grand Showaddywaddy Royal Concert Hall

Will Robert Glad Cafe

Lucius The Art School Austinn O2 Abc

Nearly Dan: The Spirit & Sound Of Steely Dan Oran Mor

The Cat Empire O2 Abc

Reef O2 Abc

Foreignfox + Akrobat + Greater The Divide Nice ÔNÕ Sleazy

Off Yer Rocka Tour 2016 O2 Abc

The Rainband King Tuts

Lucius: Special Guests The Art School

The Carloways + Sahara + Rebel Westerns + Dancing On Tables Nice ÔNÕ Sleazy

SAT, 9 APR

SUN, 17 APR

Section Boyz

Three Trapped Tigers Hug & Pint

P P Arnold Classic Grand

Muse The Hydro

Cult Of Luna *note Venue Change Now At The Garage

Busdriver O2 Abc

The Kvb Hug & Pint Kelvin Oran Mor

MON, 18 APR

Broken Records Glad Cafe

The Algorithm Audio

Section Boyz O2 Abc

Muse The Hydro

Counterflows Festival : Chelpa Ferro + Billy Bao + Sensational Nice ÔNÕ Sleazy Mugstock’s Springtime Shindig SWG3

SUN, 10 APR The Body & Full Of Hell Audio

Ben Haenow O2 Abc

SAT, 23 APR Kip Moore Oran Mor Analog Angel Audio Penetration Broadcast Shakey Graves Now At Swg3 Dan Reed & The King Lot Ivory Blacks

MON, 11 APR TUE, 12 APR Hashtag The Garage Common People Flying Duck

WED, 13 APR

Radiation City Hug & Pint

THU, 14 APR

Pelican Audio

Neverland The Garage

Meilyr Jones King Tuts

Jelly Baby O2 Abc

SUN, 24 APR

Andrew Bird Queens Hall Edinburgh

FRI, 15 APR

Korpiklaani & Moonsorrow Classic Grand

TUE, 3 MAY

Freshbeat The Garage

Hayes Carll Cca

Dixie Chicks The Hydro

China Crisis Woodend Bltc

WED, 4 MAY

Bushido - ‘Grandmaster Cash’ Ep Gla Launch Party The Art School

The James Hunter Six O2 Abc Hollywood Undead O2 Abc Kip Moore O2 Abc

Cast O2 Abc

MON, 25 APR

The Movielife The Art School

Alan Kelly Classic Grand

Propaganda O2 Abc

Fools Disco SWG3

SAT, 16 APR

Ub40 O2 Academy

Akrobat + Ammonium + 1 More Tbc Nice ÔNÕ Sleazy

The Bluetones Liquid Rooms Edinburgh

THU, 5 MAY

Acoustic Open Mic Night With Gerry Lyons Nice ÔNÕ Sleazy

Parola Sands + The Three Gentleman: Parola Sands + The Three Gentlemen Nice ÔNÕ Sleazy

Highlife: Red Axes The Art School

FRI, 6 MAY

Sunday Science The Garage

TUE, 26 APR Steve Mason Liquid Rooms Edinburgh

Terry Hall (DJ Set) Record Factory

I Love The Garage The Garage Love Music O2 Abc

SUN, 17 APR MON, 18 APR

Acoustic Open Mic Night With Gerry Lyons Nice ÔNÕ Sleazy

Earl Slick And Bernard Fowler Perform David BowieÕs Station To Station O2 Abc

Travis O2 Abc

TUE, 19 APR

WED, 27 APR

Springsteen Sessions G2

TUE, 19 APR

Anastacia Royal Concert Hall

Hashtag The Garage

Richmond Fontaine & Fernando Art School

Ewo & El Rancho Presents : New Candys + The Mushroom Club + The Desert Willows Nice ÔNÕ Sleazy

WED, 20 APR

Explosions In The Sky Barrowland Dave Alvin & Phil Alvin & The Guilty Ones The Art School

Vant King Tuts

Patent Pending Classic Grand

WED, 20 APR

Ginger Baker’s Airforce 3 O2 Abc

Funeral For A Friend The Garage *now O2 Abc

Declan Sinnott Woodend Bowling Club

THU, 28 APR

Funeral For A Friend O2 Abc

Hey Hello The Cathouse

Pat Mcmanus O2 Abc Sunday Session Flying Duck

Richmond Fontaine The Art School

Il Divo The Hydro

SAT, 7 MAY

Bare Mondays The Garage

Wrap-It The Garage

THU, 21 APR

Giuda Stereo

Neverland The Garage

Foxing & Ttng Audio

Spiders On Mars Warehouse Falkirk

Jelly Baby O2 Abc

Kygo O2 Academy

Molotov Jukebox King Tuts

Holy Esque The Art School

Alxndr O2 Abc

Jamie Martin - Ep Launch O2 Abc

FRI, 22 APR

Scumpulse + Sheer Ignorance + Venomwolf Nice ÔNÕ Sleazy

Bellowhead - The Farewell Tour O2 Abc

Benjamin Francis Leftwich + Guests Nice ÔNÕ Sleazy

MON, 11 APR

Queer Theory Presents : Nice ÔNÕ Sleazy

Clubbing

Freshbeat The Garage

Miss Irene Rose Ep launch Cottiers Theatre

Funeral For A Friend The Garage * Now O2 Abc

THU, 7 APR

Gi Special Contact Improv Jam The Art School

Neverland The Garage

SAT, 23 APR

Beerjacket King Tuts

FRI, 29 APR

THU, 21 APR

Burning Crows Ivory Blacks

Jelly Baby O2 Abc

I Love The Garage The Garage Love Music O2 Abc

Acoustic Open Mic Night With Gerry Lyons Nice ÔNÕ Sleazy

Morgoth + Incantation Audio

Blood Ceremony Audio

FRI, 8 APR

Cast O2 Academy

TUE, 12 APR

Chris Cornell Royal Concert Hall

Noel Gallaghers High Flying Birds The Hydro

Propaganda O2 Abc

Conan Audio Nerina Pallot Oran Mor

Noel Gallagher Official Aftershow Firewater

Scotland Calling Preshow Featuring Control & More Nice ÔNÕ Sleazy

Shai Hulud G2

Toasters + Esperanza Hug & Pint

Freaky Freaky Presents...

Deviation : Benji B + Gila + Bake All Caps + Upstairs Hosted By Judah + Manara + Push It + Freaky Deejays The Art School

Funeral For A Friend O2 Abc

Rat Boy Oran Mor

Control + Hateful + Buzzbomb + Royal Oi Nice ÔNÕ Sleazy

Freshbeat The Garage

Propaganda O2 Abc Timmy Trumpet SWG3

Lvlz Radio Live 001: Rapture 4d B2b Polonis + Haggi + Too Much Hype + Faroh The Art School

SUN, 24 APR Sunday Science The Garage

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MON, 25 APR

SAT, 9 APR

WED, 20 APR

Scottish Ballet Swan Lake Theatre Royal

Bare Mondays The Garage

The Saturday Show The Stand

Benefit in aid of Ypeople The Stand

TUE, 26 APR

James I: The Key Will Keep The Lock King’s Theatre

Thriller : Live King’s Theatre

SUN, 24 APR

Hashtag The Garage

James II: Day Of The Innocents King’s Theatre

Scottish Ballet Swan Lake Theatre Royal

James III: The True Mirror King’s Theatre

THU, 21 APR

WED, 27 APR Wrap-It The Garage

THU, 28 APR Neverland The Garage Jelly Baby O2 Abc

FRI, 29 APR Freshbeat The Garage Propaganda O2 Abc

SAT, 30 APR Platform 18 West Street I Love The Garage The Garage Love Music O2 Abc Divine! The Admiral HotChip (Dj) SWG3 John Digweed SWG3

SUN, 1 MAY Stereofunk Festival 2016 Strathclyde Country Park Sunday Science The Garage Pressure Ð Mayday SWG3

MON, 2 MAY

Window Bays Theatre Royal Antonin Dvorak’s Rusalka Theatre Royal

SUN, 10 APR Michael Redmond’s Sunday Service The Stand James I: The Key Will Keep The Lock King’s Theatre James II: Day Of The Innocents King’s Theatre James III: The True Mirror King’s Theatre

MON, 11 APR Benefit in aid of Bipolar Scotland The Stand

TUE, 12 APR Red Raw The Stand

WED, 13 APR BBC Comedy Presents The Stand Grease King’s Theatre

Bare Mondays The Garage

THU, 14 APR

TUE, 3 MAY

Grease King’s Theatre

Hashtag The Garage

WED, 4 MAY

The Thursday Show The Stand

FRI, 15 APR The Friday Show The Stand

Wrap-It The Garage

Grease King’s Theatre

SAT, 7 MAY

SAT, 16 APR

A Love From Outer Space: Andrew Weatherall & Sean Johnston The Art School

The Saturday Show The Stand

Comedy & Theatre THU, 7 APR

Grease King’s Theatre

SUN, 17 APR Michael Redmond’s Sunday Service The Stand Grease King’s Theatre

MON, 18 APR

The Thursday Show The Stand

Foli Arms and Hog Ð Skiddlywup The Stand

Window Bays Theatre Royal

Thriller : Live King’s Theatre

Antonin Dvorak’s Rusalka Theatre Royal

TUE, 19 APR

FRI, 8 APR

Red Raw The Stand Thriller : Live King’s Theatre

The Friday Show The Stand

Window Bays Theatre Royal

James I: The Key Will Keep The Lock King’s Theatre

Scottish Ballet Swan Lake Theatre Royal

Funeral For a Friend at 02 ABC 10th and 11th of April

Window Bays Theatre Royal

The Thursday Show The Stand Thriller : Live King’s Theatre Window Bays Theatre Royal Scottish Ballet Swan Lake Theatre Royal

FRI, 22 APR The Friday Show The Stand The Golden Ticket The Shed

Michael Redmond’s Sunday Service The Stand The Apollo Players: Say it With Music King’s Theatre

MON, 25 APR So... That was April The Stand

TUE, 26 APR Red Raw The Stand

WED, 27 APR Katia Kvinge & Joey Page Fringe Preview! The Stand

SAT, 30 APR The Saturday Show The Stand The Restless House pt 1 Citizens Theatre The Restless House pt 2 and 3 Citizens Theatre 5 Soldiers Tramway

WED, 4 MAY The Restless House pt 2 and 3 Citizens Theatre

THU, 5 MAY The Restless House pt 1 Citizens Theatre

FRI, 6 MAY The Restless House pt 2 and 3 Citizens Theatre

Thriller : Live King’s Theatre

THU, 28 APR

Window Bays Theatre Royal

The Thursday Show The Stand

Scottish Ballet Swan Lake Theatre Royal

The Restless House pt 1 Citizens Theatre

SAT, 23 APR

FRI, 29 APR

The Restless House pt 2 and 3 Citizens Theatre

The Friday Show The Stand

WED, 11 MAY

The Saturday Show The Stand The Golden Ticket The Shed Thriller : Live King’s Theatre Window Bays Theatre Royal

The Restless House pt 2 and 3 Citizens Theatre 5 Soldiers Tramway

SAT, 7 MAY The Restless House pt 1 Citizens Theatre

The Restless House pt 2 and 3 Citizens Theatre

NHC LIST OF TRUSTED PROMOTERS NHC MUSIC’s main remit in this musical world is to make life that much easier for the musicians and artists striving to make great music within it. That’s why we feel this list could help you.

It’s a regularly updated list of ethically minded venues, promoters and bookers working throughout Scotland. These are people we would work with ourselves, and we guarantee you there will be no scammers, pay to play, or unethical business practices with the people and businesses on the list. So now you know who to safely work with, with your new college band in Glasgow and beyond! More names will be added monthly.

PROMOTER AREA GENRES NHC MUSIC Glasgow All genres Promise The Moon Ayrshire All genres STG Promotions Glasgow All genres EVO4Promotions Glasgow All genres/acoustic Daily Dischord Aberdeen All genres Shock City Promotions Glasgow All genres Fortune Promotions Edinburgh All genres Alternative Promotions Glasgow Rock/Metal The Littlest Hobo Scotland Wide All genres Cadaver Concerts North Ayrshire Metal Cadaver Concerts Glasgow Alt rock Rip It Up Promotions Glasgow All genres Red Door Records Glasgow Americana/Roots/Blues Vagabond Social Club Glasgow Americana/Folk The Fallen Angels Club Glasgow All genres Sound And Vision Glasgow All genres Events For Charities Glasgow All genres Dundee Disco Dancer Dundee All genres Dave Ritchie Scotland Wide Metal/Rock Good Grief Glasgow Progressive/Math Rock/Ambient Noizy Indie Social Club Cumbernauld All genres Hashtag Management East Kilbride All genres Rusty Hip Collective Dundee All genres Cut Loose Promotions Glasgow All genres Critical Events Scotland Wide Metal/Hard Rock NDC Promotions / Events North Ayrshire All genres Scottish Tour Collective Scotland Wide All genres Black Reach Promotions Glasgow Metal/Hard Rock Traffic Cone Records Glasgow All genres Kstar Promotions Glasgow All genres Punk Rock Rammy Edinburgh/ Glasgow Punk

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MUSIC

It’s all about Techno TOP EVENTS IN APRIL....

by Daniel Smith @dannysmith1996 d.smith@tsaglasgow.com

HELENA HAUFF, LORY D (LIVE), WARDY & DOM D’SYLVA – LA CHEETAH CLUB 08/04/16 The 8th of April sees basement club La Cheetah playing host to Italian techno don Lory D. Arriving on the scene in 1989, Lory D was absolutely integral in transporting the sounds of acid and hardcore from the UK to Rome, going on to establish techno label Sounds Never Seen.

Sharing the bill is Hamburg’s very own Helena Hauff, who’s managed to fashion a name for herself as one of the most exciting and dynamic producers in the scene today. There’s also support from La Cheetah residents Wardy & Dom D’sylva and a 4AM license THE IAM PRESENTS: DENIS SULTA – SUB CLUB 19/04/16 Tuesday nights at Subclub have seen iAM resident’s Beta and Kappa play host to a variety of world class talent, and the 19th of April is no different as they welcome Glasgow’s very own prodigal son Hector Barbour aka Dennis Sulta to the decks. The past year witnessed Barbour firmly establishing himself within the Glasgow scene, with many citing his Numbers release “It’s Only Real” as their tune of the year. Expect extracts of soul and disco with his own brand of gorgeous melodic techno, Glasgow’s hottest prospect is not one to be missed.

ANIMAL FARM WITH TRUSS & DAX J – SUB CLUB 29/04/16 Friday the 29th sees Animal Farm veterans Quail and Turtle starring alongside Berlin based DJ and producer Dax J. Critically acclaimed, his debut album “Shades of Black” took him and his seductive brand of raw, industrial techno to fabled institutions such as Berghain and Fabric. Playing alongside him is fellow techno heavyweight Truss, bringing with him his own unique brand of mind melting, interstellar techno in what promises to be one of the most memorable nights in the Sub Club for a long time.

RETURN TO MONO: SLAM + TOMMY FOUR SEVEN – SUB CLUB 08/04/16 Slam’s monthly residency sees the Glasgow duo give Tommy Four Seven his eagerly anticipated Subclub debut. With a deep, broody and uncompromising sound, Tommy Four Seven manages to strike that perfect balance between house and techno, hypnotising crowds and giving them a truly engaging dance floor experience; perfect for the confined intimacy of the Subclub. It’s this strict adherence and loyalty to his own sound that has won the Berlin based producer fans from across the globe, encapsulating audiences everywhere he plays.

DO NOT SLEEP – SWG3 23/04/16 Promising a “fresh and exciting clubbing experience”, DJ, producer, label boss and radio host Darius Syrossian takes his thunderous Do Not Sleep night to the SWG3 Warehouse as part of its Ibiza warm-up tour. The party, which had 12 sell out Sundays at vista club Privilege and a remarkable sell-out season finalé on the Terrace at the world renowned Space Ibiza welcomes a host of talent, including Hector Couto, Josh Butler, Lauren Lane with a set from Mr Syrossian himself.

PRESSURE – SWG3 Celebrate the May Day festivities with an absolute bonanza of world class talent at Glasgow’s premier techno showcase: Pressure. Joining residents Slam are Adam Byer, Robert Hood, Edit Select, Funk D’Void, Master-H, Kr!z and Ø [Phase]. Despite its relocation from the now sadly deceased Arches, SWG3 has been more than an adequate replacement for the revered techno night, offering clubbers a real authentic warehouse experience. Combine that with the venue’s fantastic sound system, and there’s all the makings for a truly unique club night.

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TOMORROWLAND – BELGIUM

EUROPE’S BEST DANCE FESTIVALS NOWHERE IS THE ALLEGED EUROPEAN DECADENCE BETTER REFLECTED THAN IT THE VAST ARRAY OF DANCE MUSIC FESTIVALS THAT TAKE PLACE ALL ACROSS THE CONTINENT; FROM THOSE CONSISTING OF MASSIVE, LARGE SCALE STAGES, INTRICATELY WOVEN WITH MILLIONS OF £’S OF NEON LASERS AND GADGETS, RIGHT DOWN TO THE STRIPPED BACK, BARE-BONES APPROACH OF THE SMALLER, NICHE FESTIVALS. FROM THE SUN-KISSED SHORES OF BARCELONA, TO THE MUDDY FIELDS OF SCOTLAND, EUROPE OFFERS AN ENDLESS PLETHORA OF TRULY UNIQUE FESTIVALS, METICULOUSLY CRAFTED TO CATER FOR ANY NEED… T IN THE PARK – SCOTLAND

HIDEOUT FESTIVAL – CROATIA

Whilst not strictly a dance festival, T in the Park has truly cemented itself as the best place for house and techno in the Scottish summer time, aided massively by the inclusion of the fabled Slam Tent. Birth child of Glasgow techno tag team Slam, Stuart MacMillan and Orde Meikle have spent years carefully curating stellar line-ups, building up a fierce reputation as Scotland’s best dance tent. Over the years, a variety of world-class talent has graced the Slam Tent decks, and this year is absolutely no different. Friday night sees a headline performance from Len Faki, with a special b2b with Ricardo Villalobos and Raresh. There’s also sets from DVS1 and Petrichtor. Saturday sees one of the pioneers of the techno genre Richie Hawtin take to the stage, alongside acid queen Nina Kraviz, with sets from Slam, Daniel Avery and Skream. Closing on the Sunday is the techno don Jeff Mills himself, with sets from Marcel Dettmann, Seth Troxler and Speedy J. Even beyond the confines of the Slam Tent on the main stages, there is still a bounty of quality dance acts: Disclosure, Jamie XX, Calvin Harris, Chase and Status and Faithless will all be in attendance. An incredible lineup, matched only by an incredible crowd: Scotland is renowned for having some of the most passionate and engaging crowds in the planet; combine an energetic Scottish crowd with a weekend of drinking and an endless stream of the best DJs on the planet, and there’s the makings of a quality, quality weekend, all within the confines of the picturesque grounds of Strathallan Castle.

In recent years, the idyllic sun-kissed sandy Zrce Beach of Croatia has played host to Hideout Festival. Formed in 2011, the festival is the result of a collaboration from Manchester’s Warehouse Project and The Sound Channel. Five years on, the festival is a true success story, going from strength to strength, now selling out months in advance with many revellers seeking a weekend away in the balmy beaches of the Adriatic Sea, with a fine accompaniment of house and techno. It’s now a five-day festival with over 60,000 strong crowds. This year’s line-up features an array of talent, from across the electronic music spectrum, featuring the likes of Jamie Jones, MK, Dusky and Bicep, with a special showcase from J.E.S.u.S (Jackmaster, Eats Everything, Seth Troxler and Skream). There’s also shades of Garage and Grime, in the form of DJ EZ, Stormzy and Skepta. With over 100 acts announced over a five-day period, spread over boat, pool and beach parties, customers are heinously spoilt for choice over the weekend.

AWAKENINGS – HOLLAND Billed as Holland’s “number one techno festival”, Awakenings spans an impressive 14-year history, playing host to the biggest and best names in techno, whilst still making an honourable attempt to cultivate the underground. Set in the periphery of the Dutch capital Amsterdam, the lure of almost certain hedonism and debauchery is an immediate selling point, however it is not an aspect often exploited by the festival,

instead opting to enthral audiences with an unbelievable line-up, and an even more unbelievable sound system, world renowned for its quality and volume. A quick glance at the line-up reveals an endless stream of techno royalty. From a b2b starring established techno heavyweights Ben Klock and Marcel Dettmann, right down to underground Scottish duo Clouds.

From the grandfather of modern techno Sven Väth, to the young, bold, audacious Helena Hauff. The list of immense talent on offer is endless: Nina Kraviz, Rødhåd, Pan-Pot, Maceo Plex, Joris Voorn, Len Faki, Recondite, Dax J, Dave Clarke, it truly is an absolute premier techno showcase.

TOMORROWLAND – BELGIUM The Belgian town of “Boom” seems an appropriate place as ever to host one of the most commercially successful festivals, not just in Europe, but the entire planet.

Founded in 2005, the festival initially started as a small, one-day type affair attracting little over 10,000 people. Since then, the Electronic Dance Music genre has absolutely exploded, taking festivals like Tomorrowland with it. The festival now regularly sells out months in advance, with upwards of 180,000 people in attendance. Rather than shy away from its EDM background, and the perceived negative connotations the genre attracts from certain factions for its “style over substance” approach, the festival actively celebrates these aspects, investing millions upon millions of pounds into LED screens, lasers, smoke machines and the actual stage appearance itself. The

number of acts featured reaches easily into the hundreds. This year headliners include Deadmau5, Eric Prydz, Axwell ^ Ingrosso and Alesso. Given EDM is somewhat a sweeping generalisation, Tomorrowland does makes a valid attempt to span genres, giving sets to DJs and Producers from trance, dubstep, electro and even gabber and techno. The four-day festival will see the likes of Tiesto, Martin Garrix, Laidback Luke, Jonas Kopp, Angerfist, and Marcel Dettman. Like so many other European festivals, there’s something for everybody.

MELT FESTIVAL – GERMANY Situated in the iron city of Ferropolis, on a small peninsula two hours south of Berlin, lies Germany’s most acclaimed and longest running electronic music festival: Melt. What used to be a bustling stripmining operation, now lies in decay and ruin; the perfect environment for any music festival. The derelict surroundings of old rusting cranes and machinery really aid the festival in providing a truly unique festival experience. The line-up perfectly incorporates Germany’s liberal approach to partying, perfectly blending all aspects of electronic dance music, as well as the inclusion of hip-hop, alternative and pop. The festival boasts an impressive programme featuring the likes of seasoned producers George Fitzgerald, Fatima Yamaha and Ben Klock, who will also share the bill with the likes of Two Door Cinema club and Chvrches. On one stage you’ll find the pulsating, dark tones of Kobosil and Pan-Pot only to walk five minutes to another stage to discover Kylie Minogue; Nowhere else is there such a successful cohesion of varying

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GLASGOW NUWAVE 4 PIECE THE NINTH WAVE HAVE RECENTLY RELEASED THEIR AWESOME ONLY THE YOUNG EP ON CASSETTE, ITUNES AND BANDCAMP, TSA CAUGHT UP FOR A CHAT BEFORE THEIR MARCH GIG AT BROADCAST. FIRSTLY, LISTENING TO YOUR NEW EP OVER THE LAST FEW DAYS, REALLY ENJOYING IT, CAN YOU TELL US A BIT MORE ABOUT YOURSELVES AND HOW THE EP CAME TOGETHER? We’ve been together for ages as a 3 piece since we were young, but we only started to take things seriously about a year ago. Elina joined the band last November-ish and we played the first show with the new line up at Saint Luke’s, where we supported Holy Esque. Our sound had changed pretty drastically, and we really wanted to get something out there that showed everyone how different we had become, so we decided to get an EP out pretty quickly. We did most of it with Gianluca and Matthew from The Vegan Leather, with a lot of it being done in bedrooms/livingrooms.

WHAT’S YOUR PLANS FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR? OTHER RELEASES? GIGS PLANNED? We’re just gonna try and do a lot more this year – get some cool shows lined up, hopefully get onto a few festivals. We don’t have a direct plan – I think we’ll just keep at it and see what it comes to. In terms of releases, we’re planning on doing another video and then after that we’ll get something else down. We’re gonna concentrate a lot on the songs and just write as much as we can. It’ll be an interesting year.

YOUR MARCH GIG WAS AT BROADCAST, WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE GLASGOW VENUE TO PLAY? Our favourite gig so far was probably the Saint Luke’s show, but we’d say Broadcast is our favourite for everyone getting down for a boogie. The sound on stage is really good and everyone just seems really up for having a good time in the venue.

WHO ARE YOUR FAVOURITE LOCAL BANDS? There’s so many good bands around Glasgow at the moment – our mates in The Vegan Leather and The Lapelles are doing some really interesting stuff.

Polaroid People are looking after things from the hip hop side, and LYLO are also very delicious. The Van T’s, Sweaty Palms, WHITE, Holy Esque, The Bellybuttons.. There’s too many to talk about!

JAMIE AT EMPIRE SPEAKS VERY HIGHLY OF YOU GUYS, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE ROLE LOCAL STUDIOS HAVE IN DEVELOPING AND PROMOTING TALENT? Having so many studios in Glasgow is handy and they’re all really well priced.

We used to rehearse in our garage, but it’s a bit harder now because we’re living in different places.. Jamie at Empire Studios is great, he’s always really accommodating and easy going – we started rehearsing there all the time when Elina joined the band.

INTRODUCING LANY LA-based trio, LANY, formed in 2014. With a fun, electronic 80s vibe and warm lyrics, the band has already begun to build up an amazing fan base, despite only releasing their first EP back in 2015. The band are bringing a fresh new feel to the world of mainstream music and are sought to prevail.

LANY is Paul, Les and Jake, the trio contribute to their music beautifully, with the use of synthesisers and the interplay with the drums, as well as the intense partnership with Paul Klein’s vocals. The band are still developing and evolving their sound, with great things to come in the future.

“I think just instinct; I think it’s just something inside of us. There is something inside of everyone, of course. But the things inside of us that we gravitate towards we are just really careful to be true to those and follow them, then it just flows. Then there’s the process of writing and recording and we have to pin point where our influences are.

Paul is the lyricist and we all contribute to the sound and the lyrics as well, it’s always a team effort, we kind of record as we write.”

HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT PLAYING AT THE HYDRO?

IF YOU COULD GET ANYONE TO BE YOUR SUPPORT, WHO WOULD IT BE?

“We haven’t actually seen it yet, but people keep saying how nice it is so we are super excited.”

“That’s a good question actually. That’s always such a tough thing to figure out.

There is this one band called Muna, there are three chicks. We quite like the contrast of three girls and three guys putting on a show, that would be cool.”

WHAT IS THE BIGGEST VENUE YOU HAVE EVER PLAYED? “It’s hard to say. It always varies in the number of people that attend no matter how big the venue is, but it has to be at least one of the arenas we have played in.”

WHAT HAS IT BEEN LIKE OPENING FOR ELLIE GOULDING? “It’s been really cool, really, really cool. But it’s also been really hard and exhausting, on the road 24/7. We met her briefly before we have gone on stage and she’s really friendly and lovely and so talented. John Newman, the other support, is also an awesome guy and he puts on an amazing show.”

WHAT IS YOUR SET LIST CONSISTING OF? IS IT SONGS FROM YOUR FIRST EP OR DO YOU HAVE ANY NEW STUFF IN THERE? “We played our new song that we just released, bad bad bad and then we play some other ones from our EP. We have about 25 other songs, but we will only be playing around six for our set tonight.”

WILL YOU BE TOURING HERE YOURSELF ANY TIME SOON? “Yeah, we actually are doing a headline tour in May, so we will hopefully be coming back here pretty soon. We did our own show in London a couple of nights ago, so that was really amazing.”

THE NINTH WAVE

WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR INSPIRATION FROM? HOW DO YOU GET YOUR SOUND?

HOW ARE YOU FINDING TOURING THE UK? “So far so good. It’s nice that it’s not so big, y’know?”

HOW DID YOU ALL MEET, HOW DID YOU BECOME A BAND? “We all met in Nashville as friends and I [Paul] moved to LA a little by myself, these guys were doing their own thing as a duo called Worlds and I was finding it tough as a solo artist and I basically asked to join Worlds and that became LANY.” DO YOU HAVE ANY RITUALS THAT YOU DO AS A BAND BEFORE YOU GO ON STAGE? “We huddle and pray, just hug and stuff and do the generic band stuff before we play a show. We don’t really get nervous much anymore, apart from one show we played not too long ago, I [Paul] just felt sick with nerves and it wasn’t even a big venue, it was quite small. I think the intimate gigs are more nerve racking than the bigger ones.

The venue was literally an office space and I think that’s what made it so terrifying.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SCOTLAND SO FAR? “Everyone here is so nice and the food is just awesome.”

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PART OF TOURING? “Probably our headline show in London, we played for about 200 people and for it to be our own show that was just awesome, a really incredible

by Ashleigh Telfer feeling.” @_ashleightelfer a.telfer@tsaglasgow.com

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GIGS OF THE MONTH A PREVIEW OF THE TOP GIGS GLASGOW HAS TO OFFER IN APRIL/MAY

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DIERKS BENTLEY Multi-platinum selling, multi – GRAMMY nominated US country singer songwriter Dierks Bentley is heading to the UK and Ireland this Spring for the European leg of his 2016 Somewhere On The Beach tour, including a stop at Glasgow’s Clyde Auditorium on 24th April.

Since moving from Phoenix to Nashville in the 1990s, singer/songwriter Bentley has established his own artistic trail in country music, emerging as one of the genre’s biggest and brightest stars.

Dierk’s last critically acclaimed studio album, Riser, (which he famously enlisted friend Bono’s songwriting advice on), debuted at number one on the Billboard country album chart and received 15 award

ELIZA AND THE BEAR Fans of BBC Radio One favourites, Eliza and the Bear, are in luck this April as there’s practically a full day’s worth of chances to see, and even meet, the band.

The London-based band are launching their eagerly anticipated self-titled debut album with an in store appearance at Glasgow Union Street Fopp at 5pm, where they will be performing a live acoustic set and signing copies of the record for fans, before they head over to Garage for a gig at 7pm – it’ll be a busy day for the band but a great chance for fans to see them.

SILENCES Silences began as the music project of singer/songwriter Conchúr White.

However, he’s since been joined by his cousin Breandán White, and close friends Christopher Harbinson, Michael Keyes and Jonathan Downing and Silences have went on to record two EPs. Their music has been well received with airplay on BBC Radio 1 and they’ve been compared to the likes of Jeff Buckley, Villagers and Death Cab For Cutie. They’re playing at King Tuts on 24 April with support from Sunshine Social, a talented collective of multi-instrumentalists from Glasgow, and singer/songwriter, Jamie Robert Ross.

SCOTLAND CALLING Scotland Calling is back for a third year and is set to be bigger and better than ever. Featuring Sham 69 (Pursey, Parsons, Treganna), Cockney Rejects, Angelic Upstarts, UK Subs, GBH, Ruts DC and more, this will be a proper full-day punk riot at the O2 ABC on 30 April. Tickets are £28 and includes free entry to the after party show in the O2 ABC2, where Dirt Box Disco and Ramonas are playing.

FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND Funeral For A Friend are heading to Glasgow with their ‘Last Chance To Dance’ tour on the 10th and 11th of April, providing fans with the opportunity to hear the band live one last time. The final tour is somewhat of a curtain call on the band’s illustrious 15 year career and they’ll play two shows in each city – an ‘Hours’ show one night followed by a ‘Casually Dressed And Deep In Conversation’ show the next. Following the demand for tickets, the band moved their Glasgow shows from Garage to the O2 ABC but a few tickets are still available for those looking to say goodbye to a brilliant band.

THE TWISTETTES ALBUM LAUNCH PARTY The Twistettes are launching their stunning debut album Jilt the Jive with a night of live music, art and spoken word on 23 April at Nice ‘N’ Sleazys. Along with support from The Girobabies, there will be a host of special guests and surprises performing at the event before the alt rock riot grrrl sister duo headline and for those looking to dance the night away, make sure you stick around because a very special Yellow Movement club night is running after the event until 3am.

WE ARE SCIENTISTS We Are Scientists, the Brooklyn, New York based power pop troupe are set to return this coming April 22nd with their fifth album. Titled Helter Seltzer and released via 100% Records (on CD, digital and limited edition teal coloured vinyl), it is preceded by the bombastic opening track ‘Buckle’. They will be promoting their new album with a mega tour, stopping off at Glasgow Live Festival on 1 May.

nods, while its trio of chart-topping singles upped his career tally to 13 number ones.

He’s now amassed 13 Grammy nominations and is due to co-host the 51st Annual ACM Awards this month.

Dubbed the ‘James Bond of Country music’ by the US media, Bentley is a pilot and was recently lauded as “Country’s Hottest Guy” by People magazine in addition to being earmarked by GQ as one of the best dressed at the Grammy Awards 2015, where he received a nomination for ‘Best Country Album’.

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DARK SOULS III – WHERE ARE WE EXACTLY? (SPOILERS) “You really are fond of chatting with me, aren’t you? If I didn’t know better, I’d think you had feelings for me! Oh, no, dear me.

Pretend you didn’t hear that! Hah hah hah!” – Knight Solaire (The last optimist)

This is where the third and final game of the series comes in. There is a definite connection between all three games, no matter how obscure or close the connections are.

If you find yourself having called yourself a gamer once upon a time, then it is no mere coincidence that you should have heard of Dark Souls in your time. Regarded as the gaming variant of self harming, this series really does push all of your buttons. The positive to this is while it is brutal; it is fair.

A little back story perhaps? The Dark Souls series was derived from the ridiculously difficult Playstation game Demon’s Souls developed by Japanese game studio FromSoftware. This game and Dark Souls is overseen by the maniacal mastermind Hidetaka Miyazaki. Since Demon’s Souls was a little unfair and full of clunky mechanics, a new series was born from its ashes; the Dark Souls series. In this game the story goes that there were four great souls in a world ruled by dragons. First to rise against them and claim a great soul was Gwyn, Lord of Sunlight and Cinder who used the power of the great soul against the dragons. Next was Nito, Lord of the undead followed by The Witch of Izalith and finally the Furtive Pygmy; aka the Dark Soul which in turn created humanity.

Your character is known as ‘the chosen undead’ during the time of the undead plague which has swept through Lordran, kingdom of Gwyn and the Lords. This takes place presumably hundreds of years after the dragons were defeated. As the chosen undead you are given purpose, as to what that purpose is, you as the player do not yet fully know. Essentially, go and kill things, the game will give you no direction or clear indication as to what you are to do.

It is one of its many great qualities however.

You are not spoon fed like with many other games *cough* Elder Scrolls *cough*. If you die, it is your own damn fault. If a boss melts your face off with chaos fire, well learn from it. As I said earlier, the game is brutal but fair. There is a hint as to your purpose if you look closely enough at the world and its items and characters.

Eventually you will figure out what to do; the player has to kill the lords and claim their great souls and then either bring about the age of darkness and man or rekindle the first flame and allow the age of fire and light to continue against the will of the gods for a little longer. Regardless, your player is nothing more than a pawn of a greater scheme, whether you play the game of the Lords or the game of the Gods, you are nothing more than another brick in the grand architecture of this damnable world.

Dark Souls 2 is very much the same; only this time while you are still marked with the undead curse, you find yourself in a different land this time. Drangleic. You are tasked with seeking the King of the land, Vendrick, which finds itself afflicted with the undead curse just as Lordran did. This cycle has occurred again, undoubtedly connected to the First Sin which was caused by Gwyn when he sacrificed himself to let the age of fire continue beyond its mandatory cycle. The themes of death, life and rebirth are all key to this series.

While the first game focused heavily on the grey area between light and darkness and whether one was good or truly bad, this second installment focuses on reincarnation. While Drangleic is certainly not Lordran, a lot of the buildings and certain areas of the world; including bosses look and have descriptions that are all too eerily familiar.

While the second game did not have Miyazaki overseeing it as he did with the first one, he has been fully on board with the production of this third installment, hence why much of it looks like Lordran but reborn in an ashen land. Theories say that with the so called ‘Lords of Cinder’ rising from their graves in this game, could our character from the second game have broken the cycle and completely buggered up the world so that the cycle of light and dark are taking place at the same time?

Could our character choosing neither the light or the dark in Souls 2 have created even more chaos than before?

Who the hell really knows. The greatness of Dark Souls is in its ability to not only be open to interpretation but also give us the answers in plain sight. Not matter how many Eldritch or Lovecraftian horrors we encounter, they all have a realistic or had a purpose in the world in which we find ourselves in.

“Perhaps you’ve seen it, maybe in a dream.

A murky, forgotten land. A place where souls may mend your ailing mind. You will lose everything, once branded. The symbol of the curse. An augur of darkness. Your past, your future, your very light. None will have meaning and you won’t even care.”

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5. COLOUR SWITCH

This probably isn’t surprising if you’re an avid player. This is one of those games that fries your brain but hardly enough to put you off playing it or it might, for about five minutes or even a day then you’re back at it again. The thing about apps like this is that they don’t have any real tactic or storyline, it is never ending and you are constantly trying to beat your worst enemy: yourself.

That’s probably what makes it so addicting.

4. CANDY CRUSH SAGA

5 OF THE MOST ADDICTIVE GAMES AND APPS EVER On average, someone will spend at least 6 hours per day on their phone, half of which is dedicated to playing apps. A gamer will either spend months at a time completing several games one after the other or they will spend all of their time consumed only by one – the most addictive ones that is.

There are several reasons why people may become consumed and addicted to a game – just like anyone can become addicted to anything. There are arguments that computer game creators will create a game’s gameplay to be so difficult that

you can’t help but become consumed by it, your natural reaction being to finish it.

The equivalent time we spend playing games like Halo and Call of Duty is that of the same amount of hours dedicated to building and designing buildings and architecture alike – which makes it seem more extreme don’t you think?

Here are a few of the most addictive games and apps. This list is subjective and many will disagree, but this has been put together from discussion groups, stats and personal opinions from different people.

This was basically a movie anyway, with you, the player, occasionally taking part in quick time events and picking dialogue options every now and then. But this game could be somewhat condensed and made into a really cool movie, with better actors than the voice actors in David Cage’s film noir thriller. If the movie mainly followed Ethan’s story line, this could work really well as a thriller about a dad desperately hunting for his son, and fighting for their survival.

3. DARK SOULS On the online discussion group, Gamfaq’s. com, over 70% of avid gamers rated this as one of the most addictive games there is.

Many claimed the gameplay was so difficult that it took up all of their brainpower and that’s why it consumed so much of their time. In challenge with that, many also said that because it is so hard they developed a drive to complete it for the satisfaction of completing something so hard.

The Sims probably isn’t very surprising either, as almost everyone would have gotten addicted to this game at least once in their lifetime. The thing about The Sims is that you don’t complete it – it is never ending, you just keep going and going, there is no conclusion. You create a family but the generations will just keep on multiplying. That’s the danger – due to the fact this game has no completion level, or any levels at all, it is so easy to get consumed with living a life inside this virtual reality rather than your own.

1. DESTINY On nearly every discussion group for gaming, Destiny was the most addictive game for them. With some even confessing they spent years locked in their rooms playing it, some even describing it as “a massive part” of their lives. Destiny is a free roaming game, which basically means you are constantly just out to build up your character and roam around the virtual reality that is Destiny. This game is one of the best ones to play online due to the main attachments to it being the communities that are built within the reality. With one person citing it as “the best community” they have ever been a part of.

by Ashleigh Telfer @_ashleightelfer a.telfer@tsaglasgow.com

MOVIES THAT WOULD BE BETTER AS GAMES

GAMES THAT WOULD BE BETTER AS MOVIES HEAVY RAIN

Everyone, almost EVERYONE has gone through a candy crush phase. Again, in regards to portable apps, it is easier to become addicted to these, or perhaps a better way to describe it is quicker.

Whenever you are out and have ten minutes where you are not busy you can just whip out your phone and play away on this, plus its free!

2. THE SIMS

AMNESIA: THE DARK DESCENT This one rocked the indie horror genre and mesmerised gamers. Amnesia was terrifying and following the story of Daniel as he makes his way through this creepy old castle in isolation and insanity, with no memory of anything but his own name, would be vastly entertaining to watch. As he slowly starts to remember what he’s done to end up in the situation he is in now, watchers would be utterly haunted. Perhaps, film wise, this would end up being similar to Christopher Nolan’s Memento, but far scarier.

UNCHARTED Naughty Dog’s Uncharted follows anti-hero Nathan Drake, and there was talk of turning this game series into a movie anyway, but it would be really awesome as one. In the first Uncharted game, we find Nathan Drake and his companions Elena Fisher and Victor “Scully” Sullivan as they search for the lost treasure of El Dorado. Following the likable characters through their adventure as they develop together on the hunt for their treasure would make for a brilliant watch.

THE FOREST (2016) This movie was a tragedy – it had so much going for it! Great actress Natalie Dormer as its leading lady, check. Vastly interesting myth, the Suicide Forest in Japan, as its topic, check. So where did it all go wrong?

Poor direction, poor acting, crappy storyline that was poorly written, really. While watching this film, however, all I could really think about was how it would make a much better Japanese Role Playing Game (JPRG).

Maybe you’ve heard of the likes of Ib or Mad Father, two other extremely popular JPRG’s. Well, I think The Forest would work perfectly in the formats of those games.

In the way that clues are found and other characters are spoken to in the film, it would work really well in a game format.

PACIFIC RIM (2013) Imagine Mortal Kombat on a colossal scale – the biggest monster vs robot game ever.

As a game this could work as a two player, with two players working together in one of the movies robots, Jaegers, or as a one on one fighting game. Imagine this game as an online multiplayer, sort of like Star Wars: Battlefront, with teams of players working together to take out the opposing forces, with a storyline not being necessary – the story line in the actual film was a little bit crap, anyway.

JOHN CARTER (2012) One of Disney’s biggest flops might have actually made a really good game. The player would be playing John Carter, as he wakes up on Mars and sets out on his adventure. As a game, John Carter would have been a mashup of several games – Halo meets the Witcher meets Red Faction: Guerrilla, how could that not be utterly amazing? But the film was still really, really bad

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HR MANAGER Salary: Up to £37,000 Agent: HR Consultancy Skills: HR/Training/Recruitment Location: Glasgow Fantastic NEW permanent opportunity to work for a very well known, market leading organisation based on the outskirts Glasgow in an HR Manager role This is an operational generalist role working within a highly successful HR team. You will be involved with employee relations case work, recruitment and selection, performance & absence management, delivery of training, annual pay reviews and preparation of HR reports . This is a very fast paced organisation so you will be able to manage a very busy and varied workload and deliver results in a challenging environment. You must have experience of working in a HR Advisory or HR Manager role ideally from a manufacturing, retail or highly unionised environment with CIPD qualification or working towards this Please send your CV to Monica Reid by clicking the apply now link. HR Consultancy acts as both an employment business and employment agency

SALES REPRESENTATIVES Salary: £24k to £33k plus new car and benefits Agent: Shades Window Blinds Skills: Sales Location: Glasgow Due to continued expansion we require 2 additional Home Visit Window Blinds Sales Advisors for immediate start to join Scotland’s Largest Window Blind Salesforce.

The successful candidates will have a proven track record in B to C sales with a preference given to applicants who have experience selling within a home appointment sales environment. ALL SALES LEADS ARE FULLY QUALIFIED . Full product and in home training will be given to successful applicants. Full Time Permanent Positions. No weekend work. Please click on apply and forward your CV and cover email to Francis Mooney.

If you wish further information or to discuss the role please contact Francis on 01236 617 270 of email fmooney@shades-blinds.co.uk Basic plus Commission Package OTE 24k to 33k , plus new car and benefits.

Areas Available are Glasgow, Edinburgh and Ayrshire.

ELECTRICIAN

INBOUND CUSTOMER SERVICE ADVISOR Salary: £6.70 per hour Agent: Search Consultancy Skills: Call/Contact Centres Location: Glasgow IMMEDIATE STARTS Glasgow City Centre location Inbound Customer Advisors The role: Full time - 37.5hrs per week Fixed term contracts. You will be taking inbound customer service calls for a well known company. This is a fast paced role with excellent training and development opportunities. Hours allocated 4 weeks in advance between hours of 8am-8pm Mon-Fri & Sat & Sun 9am-4pm - working 5 days over 7, 4 out of 6 weekends. £6.70 per hour / £13,065 annum. You: Excellent customer service experience. Must be available to work shifts. Successful applicants will be credit checked and Disclosure Scotland application will be processed. All successful applicants will have a 5 year vetting check carried out. Please apply online with your up-to-date CV

CUSTOMER SERVICE ADVISOR Salary: £0.00 per annum Agent: Search Consultancy Skills: Call/Contact Centres Location: Glasgow CUSTOMER ADVISORS - IMMEDIATE STARTS Glasgow City Centre location Inbound Customer Advisors The role: Full time - 37.5hrs per week * Fixed term contracts * You will be taking inbound customer service calls for a well known company. * This is a fast paced role with excellent training and development opportunities. *

Hours allocated 4 weeks in advance between hours of 8am-8pm Mon-Fri & Sat & Sun 9am-4pm - working 5 days over 7, 4 out of 6 weekends * £6.70 per hour / £13,065 annum You: * Excellent customer service experience * Must be available to work shifts * Successful applicants will be credit checked and Disclosure Scotland application will be processed * All successful applicants will have a 5 year vetting check carried out Please apply online with your up-to-date CV

FRENCH CUSTOMER SERVICE Salary: £16,500 Agent: Zebra Appointments Ltd. Skills: Call/Contact Centres Location: Glasgow French speaking Customer Advisor required for established client based in Glasgow city centre. This is a Full time permanent position, and the client is easily accessible by public transport. The role will involve providing first class service to existing customers.

Through telephone and email contact you will handle enquires, process orders and resolve complaints. You will be the first point of contact for customers and provide a positive and professional impression. We are keen to speak to French speaking candidates who are immediately available for work. Previous experience of working within a Customer Service environment and computer literacy is essential for the role. In particular experience of working in a Call/Contact centre would be advantageous. Interested? Please apply below.

Zebra Appointments are acting as both an employment business and agency in relation to this vacancy

Salary: £11ph Agent: Easy Recruit Skills: Construction/Trades/Property Location: Glasgow We are currently recruiting for a electrician for work in the Glasgow and surrounding areas. Your responsibilities will include: Complete electrical testing to required standards Diagnose faults, identify any parts required and carry out repairs to electrical appliances. To liaise with suppliers and contractors. The successful applicant will Be organised and a committed people’s person Be a team player with the ability to give excellent customer service to internal and external customers.

Must be able to work alone and as part of a team.

Good communication skills. Good organisational skills.

You will be travelling between client sites therefore transport is essential. This is a temporary position but may lead to permanent position for the right candidate.

Easyrecruituk.com is acting as an employment business in relation to this vacancy.

WIG CONSULTANT Salary: £salary not specified Agent: Judy Plum Skills: Hairdressing/Beauty Location: Glasgow Judy Plum is one of Scotland’s best known wig suppliers both to people undergoing medical treatment and those who simply want a new look. We offer one of the UK’s most extensive ranges of wigs and hairpieces and we are currently looking for a Full Time Wig Consultant to join our rapidly expanding Glasgow team.

All candidates must be qualified hairdressers preferably with experience adding hairpieces and extensions. Wig fitting experience is a bonus however is not essential as full training will be given. What we seek from you above all is that you have a sympathetic and sensitive approach to working with people who are often quite vulnerable as there are few things in life which more directly affect

a person’s sense of themselves than losing their hair.

If you feel that you have what we are looking for why not contact us with a copy of your CV to: enquiries@ judyplumwigs.co.uk.

WEB DEVELOPER ASP .NET Salary: £30000.00 - £35000.00 per annum Agent: HAYS Skills: IT/Telecommunications Location: Glasgow My clients, a global financial institution, are looking for a web developer to join their Glasgow based team.

The role will involve managing the IT systems for the organisation, creating web applications and websites.

You will be involved in every aspect of the development lifecycle from design to delivery. The right person for the job will have a solid background in web development and will be comfortable working with the following technologies: .Net, SQL Server, ASP.Net, HTML, CSS & Javascript. Experience working within an agile/test driven environment would be desirable but is not essential. This role offers an excellent salary and benefits package, depending on experience. Hays Specialist Recruitment Limited acts as an employment agency for permanent recruitment and employment business for the supply of temporary workers. By applying for this job you accept the T&C’s, Privacy Policy and Disclaimers which can be found at hays.co.uk

ASSISTANT ACCOUNTANT Salary: £Dependant on experience Agent: PRG Skills: Accountancy Location: Glasgow PRG are currently recruiting for a global organisation currently experiencing an exciting period of growth. The main duties of the role will include: • Preparation of accounts to trial balance • Assisting with the production of month end accounts • Bank reconciliations This is an excellent opportunity to join a globally renowned organisation. To be considered for this role you must be able to demonstrate an ability to juggle multiple deadlines, be immediately available and have intermediate excel skills. You must have recent experience of the preparation of accounts to trial balance and exposure to monthly accounts production.

Intermediate excel skills are essential. Ideally this role will be part time (3 days a week) but full time will also be considered. This in an urgent requirement, if you have the experience outlined above, please send your CV to lynnemacdonald@prgrecruitment.com

ELECTRICAL ENGINEER (OFFICE BASED) Salary: £DOE Agent: Brightwork Specialist Recruitment Skills: Engineering/Technical Location: Glasgow This is a fantastic opportunity for an Electrical Engineer to join our client’s well established and successful organisation. The ideal candidate will be electrical biased and have technical troubleshooting experience.

In this role you will be interacting with customers therefore customer service experience is important.

Some of the responsibilities will include creating quotes and completing technical notes for customers. The successful candidate should have relevant engineering experience and be able to communicate effectively. You will demonstrate strong problem solving skills as this role involves solving any issues for customers worldwide.

To apply please send your CV and salary requirements to Daniel Cairney of BWSR - Brightwork Specialist Recruitment at daniel.cairney@bwsr.co.uk or call 0141 272 8129 to discuss further. Brightwork Specialist Recruitment offers the services of an employment agency for permanent roles and an employment business for temporary roles.

CLIENT SERVICE EXECUTIVE Salary: £20.00 per hour Agent: HAYS Skills: Insurance Location: Glasgow Client Service Executive Glasgow 12 Month Contract We have a unique opportunity for a customer focussed, experienced Insurance Account Executive to complement our client’s team in Glasgow. Operating within the Large Corporate division you will support the Account Director on existing clients, dealing with renewal rebroking and day to day queries. This is an exciting role where you will understand the clients’ business and their risk management needs and look for innovative solutions to deliver those needs through the provision of ongoing client service Ideally you will have experience of managing Corporate clients, however, candidates with SME experience will also be considered. Please submit your most recent CV. Hays Specialist Recruitment Limited acts as an employment agency for permanent recruitment and employment business for the supply of temporary workers. By applying for this job you accept the T&C’s, Privacy Policy and Disclaimers which can be found at hays.co.uk

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TELESALES COORDINATOR X 2 Salary: Competitive basic salary, OTE £22/23K Agent: Primestaff Skills: Sales Location: Glasgow Prime Commercial Staff have 2 opportunities for experienced Telesales Coordinators to join our client based in South Lanarkshire on a full time permanent basis. Duties will include: - Cold and warm B2B outbound calls - Follow up on any potential leads - Initiate local marketing activity and actively source new business opportunities - Build and maintain your own prospect database - Attend trade exhibitions and events as and when required - Actively achieve individual sales and telephone call targets as agreed The successful candidate will have a steady Telesales background with an proven ability to meet sales targets. Previous experience within the Finance/Banking would be beneficial but not essential. Candidates must be dynamic, self motivated, target driven and able to work as part of a small successful team. Due to level of response expected only suitable candidates will be contacted. All other CVs will be held on file for future positions.

IFA SALES SUPPORT Salary:

£20,000 to £25,000 plus benefits and bonus Agent: JohnstonGreer Ltd Skills: Financial Services/Investment Location: Glasgow IFA Sales Support £20,000 to £25,000 plus benefits and bonus IFA Sales Support required by this fee based firm of Financial Planners that provides advice to HNW Private Clients across retirement planning, investments and taxation. You will be responsible for all new business processing, valuations, quotations, servicing of existing business, database management and platform work, whilst liaising externally with clients and providers and internally with IFAs and paraplanners.

Applicants must have sales support experience within an advice environment plus excellent administration and communication skills. The firm offers an excellent range of benefits which includes pension and bonus.

Please call Chris Johnston on 0141 353 9510 or email chris.johnston@johnstongreer.co.uk. JohnstonGreer is a recruitment agency covering Scotland & N.Ireland that specialises in the Actuarial, Life & Pension and Investment sectors. JohnstonGreer operates as an Employment Agency in providing permanent job seeking services.

TELEPHONE ORDER PROCESSOR Salary:

£15,500 increasing to £17k after probation Agent: Primestaff Skills: Customer Services Location: Glasgow Prime Commercial Staff are looking to recruit a Telephone Order Processor to join a thriving and friendly team on a permanent full time basis. The purpose of the role is to capture inbound and outbound orders and the main duties will include: - Processing customer orders via inbound and outbound calls (existing customers) Providing information and prices for all products - Cross/ upselling additional products - Updating customer information - Assisting with delivery and invoice queries The successful applicant will have a strong customer

service background gained within an office/customer service/call centre environment and you will be able to demonstrate the ability to work to targets. You will be PC literate with a working knowledge of MS Word and Excel. You will also have excellent communication skills with the ability to build a rapport with your customers.

Please note, due to level of response expected, only suitable candidates will be contacted. All other CVs will be held on file for future positions.

OFFICE ADMINISTRATOR Salary: £18,000 pro rata Agent: Bridgeall Ltd Skills: Admin/Secretarial/PA Location: Glasgow Permanent Part time Office Administrator required for city centre company. 20 hours per week, salary £18,000pa pro rata. Articulate and enthusiastic individual required with excellent telephone manner and proficient in Excel. Main duties are: Answer incoming calls, take and relay messages. Welcome and take care of guests. Monitor and purchase office supplies, including stationery and kitchen provisions.

Book travel and accommodation as requested. Ensuring holiday and absence records are up to date. Organise couriers as and when they are required. Filing.

Organising staff events. Responsibility for Petty Cash.

Arranging tea/coffee and any catering requirements for guests. Attending to incoming and outgoing mail.

Maintaining and updating various internal documents/ forms. Arranging training for staff and maintaining training record. Monitoring staff time recording.

Maintaining log of supplier invoices.

DESKTOP ENGINEER Salary: £30000-40000 Agent: Hudson IT&T Skills: IT/Telecommunications Location: Glasgow Hudson IT have an opportunity for a Desktop Engineer (3rd Line, Active Directory, SCCM) for a permanent role based in Glasgow City Centre. Joining our global professional services company, you will provide development and support of the Desktop across multi-site offices. Your tasks will include: Responsible for application delivery across the full application lifecycle. Provide 3rd line support to a high standard of excellence. Develop and build relationships with key departments and individuals. Review, maintain and improve the desktop environment across all geographical regions. You will have: Knowledge\ Experience of application packaging in a multi-OS environment. Managing users and computers through Active Directory. SCCM 2007\2012: Creating\Deploying\ Reporting on applications and packages. Work with a ticket logging system to agreed SLAs. Experience supporting Windows Operating Systems: XP\Win7\Win8.

For more information and to apply, please submit an up to date CV.

COLLECTIONS ADVISOR/AGENT Salary: £21400 per annum + bonus + benefits Agent: BrightPool Skills: Call/Contact Centres Location: Glasgow Collections Agent / Advisor Are you an experienced Collections Agent? Do you have experience of working in a telephone collections operation? Our client, a

large financial services organisation, is looking to recruit a number of permanent Collections Agents with experience spanning the whole collections cycle to work in Glasgow city centre. Working pattern will be 37.5 hrs per week Monday to Thursday between 8am -9pm, Friday 8am -7pm and 1 in 4 Saturday 9am - 2pm.

In order to be considered for this role you will have; Previously worked as a Collections Agent, ideally within Financial Services. Previously worked in a telephone Collections operation. The ability to communicate with people from all walks of life. The ability to negotiate a settlement that meets both the customers’ needs and the best interests of the company. Knowledge of TCF. Assessment centres will be held late August with successful applicants commencing in September. Salary : up to £21,400 + bonus + benefits

BUSINESS ANALYST Salary: £ Competitive Agent: HR Consultancy Skills: Financial Services/Investment Location: Glasgow I have a great opportunity for an experienced Business Analyst to join a leading Global Banking organisation in Glasgow. The role provides support to a range of functions and stakeholders across the firm.

Applications are invited from experienced Business Analysts seeking a permanent opportunity to work on a range of projects. You will be heavily involved in capturing and documenting requirements and current processes. You will work with the business to translate new requirements into future functional processes to allow internal or external parties to develop a suitable solution. The role will involve you running and managing workshops, completing testing, designing business requirement documents. In particular the firm is seeking experience gained within an Investment Banking environment, particularly Middle Office or Fund Accounting. The role offers the successful individual and excellent opportunity to be involved in a range of projects and the business is offering a highly competitive salary and benefits package.

SITE MANAGER Salary: £40000 - £45000 per annum Agent: Search Consultancy Skills: Construction/Trades/Property Location: Glasgow Role: Site Manager Job. Location: Glasgow. Role Type: Permanent. Description: Site Manager Search Construction are currently recruiting for our client who are a specialists in Refurbishment, Fit-out, Conservation and Construction. My Client, a well-established contractor in Glasgow, requires a Site Manager to join their existing team. The business has enjoyed a period of sustained growth and now enjoys a stable secure pipeline that facilitates further recruitment within the team. Working on various projects including fit-out, external and internal refurbishments for industrial, commercial and private contracts. Candidate requirements: Hold a current SMSTS certification Hold a current First Aid certification Hold valid CSCS card Have a Joinery background My client is committed to offer their team an excellent career path, supporting development and progression within their company. If this role is relevant to your skills and of interest to you, please forward your up to date CV to Steven Kane.

CLIENT SERVICE EXECUTIVE Salary: £20.00 per hour Agent: HAYS Skills: Sales Location: Glasgow Client Service Executive Glasgow 12 Month Contract This global insurance broker is seeking an experienced Client Service Executive to join their Glasgow based team.

You will be responsible for the delivery of outstanding client service and support for new and existing business.

You will actively support and develop the business to deliver required growth and achieve agreed business targets along with understanding the clients’ business and managing risk needs. To be successful in this role, you will have comprehensive knowledge of insurance and underwriting in order to deal effectively with client needs. You will demonstrate strong interpersonal and communication skills with the ability to build relationships with new clients. Please submit your most recent CV. Hays Specialist Recruitment Limited acts as an employment agency for permanent recruitment and employment business for the supply of temporary workers. By applying for this job you accept the T&C’s, Privacy Policy and Disclaimers which can be found at hays.co.uk

SITE MANAGER - RESIDENTIAL Salary:

£40000 - £50000 per annum + car

allowance, pension, bonus Agent: Eden Scott Skills: Construction/Trades/Property Location: Glasgow Eden Scott’s client has an excellent permanent opportunity for an experienced House Building Site Manager for one of the UK’s most successful and forward thinking house builder. As Site Manager you will be in control of one of the prestige 3/4 bedroom house development in Glasgow, both detached and semi-detached. Duties include: Manage and have overall responsibility for all onsite construction activities and to report regularly to the Contracts Manager. Supervise and effectively manage and co-ordinate all contractors and direct labour onsite. Ensure work carried out in accordance to the companies safety policy, procedures and legislation. Maintain and control financial aspects of the contract Supervise the completion of all construction activities in accordance with the Architects or Engineering drawings. Requirements: Experience in traditional and timber framed construction. SMSTS, First Aid & CSCS Site Management Card Excellent communication & organisational skills. Residential housing construction Site Management. Don’t miss out on this fantastic opportunity, apply now.

PART TIME DATA ENTRY Salary: £8.54 Agent: Pertemps Scotland Skills: Admin/Secretarial/PA Location: Glasgow Our client, who is within the Public Sector and based in the east End of Glasgow, have a requirement for a Data Entry Officer . This is a temporary part time role, with a rate of pay of £8.54 per hour. Hours of work are Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday 9am to 5pm. Duties: Creation of electronic records, and adding demographic referral details, check data is entered correctly into system.

Update Daily Log with record created that day to ensure record creation is on plan to complete the specific team for that week. Check Record Creation Team Weekly Timetable on a regular basis. Ensure and promote a high level of confidentiality is maintained at all times when dealing with patient identifiable data. Fault reporting. Support and maintain manual and electronic communication systems. The successful candidate must have the following skills/experience: Competent in using Excel. Speed and accurate typing skills. Adhering to tight deadlines. If you wish to apply for this role, please submit your CV to contract.glasgow@pertemps.co.uk

CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE Salary: £16,990-£18,377 (pro rata) Agent: Tesco Bank Skills: Customer Services Location: Glasgow When it comes to customer service, you’re a natural.

Customer Service Representatives, General Insurance Glasgow Salary £16,990-£18,377 pro rata Part Time Evening & weekend Opportunities Various shift patterns available including evenings and weekends Working

between the hours of: 4pm – 9pm Monday to Friday and 9am – 5pm at weekends You understand that customers stay with companies that meet their needs – and meeting those needs comes naturally to you. It’s all about treating people how we’d like to be treated and making sure that we are here for our customers.

Delivering a first class customer experience, you’ll identify the right products and solutions to match our customer’s requirements on inbound sales and service calls. We have an excellent opportunity for someone from a Customer Services background to join our team in Glasgow. You will have excellent communication skills and proven customer service experience, you’ll naturally go the extra mile, every time. In return, we will be as committed to you, as you are to our customers.

TRAINEE QUANTITY SURVEYOR Salary: £Competitive Agent: The Binnie-McKenzie Partnership Skills: Construction/Trades/Property Location: Glasgow The Binnie-McKenzie Partnership is a small, highly experienced and client focused construction cost consultancy, delivering best value advice and support to a wide range of clients in both the public and private sectors. Due to continued growth we are seeking a Trainee Quantity Surveyor who would be required to study for a part time BSc degree in Quantity Surveying at Glasgow Caledonian University (this is in addition to the other post we are currently advertising). This position would ideally suit a school leaver with an interest in the construction industry and will require a minimum of three Highers (including Maths and English) to gain entry on the degree course. You must be able demonstrate that you have: An understanding of the construction industry. excellent communication and organisational skills. exceptional social and interpersonal skills. the ability to work professionally and diligently

within strict deadlines. In return we will offer you a competitive salary, payment of course fees, contributory pension scheme, an enjoyable and rewarding working environment and the opportunity to develop both professionally and personally within a developing, dynamic company.

IFA SALES SUPPORT ROLE IN GLASGOW (SOUTH SIDE) Salary: £16000 - £20000 per annum Agent: Reed Insurance Skills: Financial Services/Investment Location: Glasgow A fantastic opportunity has arisen for a financial services sales support working in a busy IFA’s office in the South side of Glasgow. They will consider full and part time candidates for this role (advertised salary will be pro rata for part time) Successful candidates will have the following skills - Whole of market product knowledge. Organisation and attention to detail Good communication skills, both verbal and written Proven experience in a Financial Services environment, IFA preferable Proven track record in client/customer satisfaction Certificate in Financial Administration or equivalent or working towards this qualification. (this is negotiable and dependent on actual experience) Strong IT skills in core Microsoft Office systems You will be responsible for - Requesting quotations Contacting third parties to obtain client information. Preparing information packs for client meetings. Vetting new business applications and ensuring all the information is included. Chasing third parties to ensure new business cases are completed. You must have experience in financial services to be considered for this role. Reed Specialist Recruitment Limited is an employment agency and employment business.

TELEPHONIST/RECEPTIONIST (PART TIME) Salary: £19,902-£20,990 p.a. pro rata Agent: UNISON Skills: Admin/Secretarial/PA Location: Glasgow SCOTLAND REGION Telephonist/Receptionist (Part Time) Ref: R7/91 £19,902-£20,990 p.a. pro rata 17.5 hours per week Alternative Wednesday, Thursday/ Friday Glasgow We are looking for a Telephonist/ Receptionist The main tasks are: Reception/handling telephone calls and enquiries. Photocopying/distribution of mailings/processing mail. Data processing/filing/ maintaining membership system. Word processing/ using IT systems. Applicants should have good oral and written communications skills, work in a team setting, knowledge of administrative systems and equipment and be familiar with IT systems. For further information and an application form please send an addressed A4 enveloped (no stamp required) to Mike J Kirby, Scottish Secretary, UNISON, 14 West Campbell Street, Glasgow G2 6RX or log on to www.unison.org.uk/jobs (please download and complete the general application form: only this application will be accepted) Closing date for applications: Wednesday 19 August 2015 at 5pm.

Interviews will take place on Friday 4 September 2015 in Glasgow. .

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TEACHING ASSOCIATE (PRIMARY EDUCATION) (2 POSTS) (22408)

PART TIME VOLUNTEER COORDINATOR

Salary: £30434-£37394 Agent: University of Strathclyde Skills: Education Location: Glasgow Salary Range: £30,434 - £37,394 FTE: 0.5 (17.5 hours/ week) Term: Fixed (until 18/12/15) Closing Date: 09/08/2015 The School of Education is seeking to appoint two part time Teaching Fellow in Primary Initial Teacher Education. An immediate start is sought and candidates should indicate on their covering letter their earliest possible start date. The successful candidate will contribute to the delivery of the Initial Teacher Education programme through lectures, tutorials and related formative and summative assessment both in the on-campus programme and during placement, working in partnership with primary schools, local authorities and other local and national education external stakeholders. You will have particular responsibility for the professional learning of PGDE (Primary) students.

You will also deliver mixed-sector educational studies modules and to the wider education provision at undergraduate and postgraduate level within the School of Education, as appropriate. This is a part time fixed-term appointment until 18 December 2015 and a secondment opportunity may be arranged, where appropriate. Formal interviews for this post will be held week commencing 17 August 2015. Informal enquiries about the post can be directed to Linda Brownlow, Deputy Head of School, (linda.brownlow@strath.ac.uk)

Salary:

PART-TIME MARKETING & DESIGN ASSISTANT Salary: £11.00 per hour Agent: Search Consultancy Skills: Marketing/PR Location: Glasgow A leading educational establishment is seeking a part time Marketing & Design assistant to join their team on a 6 month basis, working 3 days per week.

You’ll report to the Marketing Manager and will assist in the delivery of all aspects of the marketing communications plan. Your specific duties will include (though will not be limited to): Assisting in the creative design and production of a wide range of marketing materials (online and offline) which promote the business’ wide range of activities. Assisting in the implementation of the marketing strategy through the delivery of marketing campaigns and other activities. Supporting the sourcing and branding of merchandise and promotional items. Measuring the impact of marketing activities. To be successful in this role you must: Be immediately available and be willing to work for 6 months. Be willing to work 21 hours per week (over 3 days). Be degree educated in Marketing, Communications, Design, Business or IT. Have 2+ years of experience in a marketing role including:. Social media, web content, email, PR and design. Have proven experience in graphic design. Be creative and have a passion for marketing. Have excellent planning and organisational skills. This is a fantastic PT temporary role with a great organisation in Glasgow. For more information, please call Fiona Todd on 0141 272 7760 or send in a CV. Immediate fill, £11/hour

£21,635 - £28,304 pro-rata (18 hours per week) Agent: The Mungo Foundation Skills: Social Services/Housing/Childcare Location: Glasgow The Mungo Foundation is a well-established, dynamic charitable organisation, which employs over 800 staff and provides support to a diverse range of services. We are committed to providing personalised services and improving the lives of the individuals that we support.

We value our staff greatly and provide competitive terms and conditions and access to the organisation’s training and development programmes. An exciting opportunity has arised for a Part Time Volunteer Coordinator to join our busy Head Office team. As part of your remit, you will be responsible for the recruitment, training, development and support of volunteers working across our organisation. The successful applicant will have a positive approach to volunteering, experience of managing volunteers and of working in the care or not for profit sector. An understanding of personalisation and the Self Directed Support agenda is desirable. With strong administration skills, you will be organised, be able to prioritise a large workload and have good attention to detail. You will have excellent communication skills, be confident in communicating with a wide variety of people and be able to build effective working relationships with a range of stakeholders. If you are looking for new challenge, this may be the position for you. Part Time Volunteer Co-ordinator – 18 Hours per week - £21,635 - £28,304 pro-rata – Post ref no: 112/15 _________________________ _____________________________________________________ ____ For an application form, job description and person profile for the above post, please visit our website www. themungofoundation.org.uk or e-mail hr.department@ themungofoundation.org.uk Appointments are made subject to satisfactory Disclosure Scotland checks and any other relevant pre-employment checks. Closing date for receipt of applications: Monday 17th August 2015. The Mungo Foundation is a company limited by guarantee, registered in Scotland (SC256488) and is a registered charity (SCO35078).

CUSTOMER SERVICE ADVISOR Salary: £14,040 pro rata per annum Agent: Indigo Lighthouse Skills: Customer Services Location: Glasgow Permanent Customer Service Advisor - Glasgow City Centre based Glasgow City Centre, Inbound Customer Service Advisor roles. Full & Part Time Permanent Roles.

The Role Providing a first class service at all times to customers of leading UK high street brands. Dealing with queries across a variety of contact channels.

Ensuring customer satisfaction on every contact.

Working as part of a team to achieve both team and individual targets. You Will be a dynamic individual with an excellent telephone manner. Will have excellent communication skills. Will have a strong customer focus. Will have enthusiasm and a commitment to teamwork. Will be reliable and willing to go the extra mile. French and Dutch language skills advantageous but not required. Benefits In return, we can offer: A Glasgow City Centre location, with excellent transport links. 21 days annual leave, and an additional 8 public holidays. Discounts and vouchers with many of our

clients. Genuine career progression opportunities. Hours Part Time - Flexible shifts patterns available between 20 to 30 hours per week. Working between 8am and 8pm Monday to Friday and 8am and 6pm on a Saturday. A Saturday shift is a requirement for Part Time roles. . Full Time – 40 hours per week, rotational shifts between 8am and 8pm Monday to Friday and a rotational (1 in 4 weeks) Saturday shift between 8am and 6pm. About Indigo Lighthouse Established in 1998, Indigo Lighthouse is a privately owned vibrant Glasgow based customer relationship management and distribution company operating predominately within the optical market in the UK and across Central Europe and Scandinavia.

Indigo is accredited by Investors in People (IIP). If you think you have the skills and experience to match our demanding requirements, please click on the Apply button. Closing Date for Applications: 7th August 2015

RETAIL OR CUSTOMER SERVICE ASSISTANTS (CHANGE YOUR CAREER TODAY) Salary:

£20K-£22K - (inc basic plus OTE) + uncapped bonuses Agent: helpmego.to Ltd Skills: Call/Contact Centres Location: Glasgow Get paid to save lives! If you work in retail or customer service and would like a change of career for something more satisfying then these roles are for you! Immediate starts as a charity fundraiser. With a fantastic fun team spirit, a flat hourly rate and uncapped bonuses, what more can you want? FULL TIME / PART TIME ROLES AVAILABLE NOW! At HOME Fundraising, we are looking for confident, fluent conversationalists who enjoy meeting new people. We’ve raised a phenomenal £400 million since 2002 and enabled some truly life-changing work to be carried out. Benefits of being a charity fundraiser with HOME Fundraising: - Immediate Start Weekly pay - £7-£10 hour flat rate + WEEKLY UNCAPPED BONUSES ON AN ACCELERATOR SCHEME (Typically a top charity fundraiser will earn over £700 per week. £500 per week is very achievable once you are up and running) - Full training and an experienced team member with you at your first doors to get you going - No 9am starts! - Monday-Friday 3.30pm - 9pm - Full or part time opportunities: Full time = 5 days a week Part time = 3 or 4 days a week *** If you have a valid UK driving licence (and also if you have your own car) please let us know at the interview. *** When you have completed your online application, we will send you a return email with more information on HOME Fundraising. Please note: You must be at least 18 years old to apply for an opportunity with HOME Fundraising. *** Must be legally entitled to work in the UK and speak excellent English. HOME`s clients include: Cancer Research UK, Macmillan Cancer Support, British Heart Foundation, Save the Children, Marie Curie Cancer Care, Oxfam, Anthony Nolan, Barnardoís and many more.

Any previous experience in any of the following areas is welcomed, however is not essential: Charity Fundraiser, Door to Door Charity fundraiser, customer service, sales representative, sales executive, direct sales, field sales, customer service manager, retail, customer service supervisor, retail assistant, retail manager, customer service assistant, retail supervisor, direct marketing, sales assistant, and any other customer service or sales role. Also, students and graduates and anyone seeking outdoor or evening work for charity may apply. Full

Time and Part Time positions available. They also offer Gap Year placements and holiday work with a minimum commitment of 3 months*** HOMEGLA - 35B

FEMALE* PROJECT COORDINATOR Salary:

£18,662 - £20,848 per annum (part time

pro rata) Agent: Cornerstone Community Care Skills: Social Services/Housing/Childcare Location: Glasgow FEMALE* PROJECT CO-ORDINATOR FINDING A VOICE PROJECT Hours: 35 hours per week Salary: £18,662 £20,848 per annum (part time pro rata) Contract Type: Temporary for 1 year Ref: 1834 Closing date: Sunday 9 August 2015 Cornerstone is seeking to recruit a Project Co-ordinator for our Finding a Voice Project. We are looking for a dynamic and self motivated individual to provide emotional support to survivors of childhood sexual abuse. The candidate must have background experience of learning disabilities, trauma support, mental health or counselling skills. The post holder will work with the Operational Manager to maintain professional working relationships with other agencies to help raise awareness of the service across the west of Scotland. You will work directly with all referrals on a one to one basis and be responsible for providing assistance to access counselling and support services. It is essential that the successful candidate has effective report writing and presentation skills and has experience of networking and managing an individual budget.

An SVQ Level 3 in Social Care (or equivalent) or a willingness to work towards this is essential to meet the requirement of SSSC registration. Demonstrable experience of working in a caring or supportive role would be advantageous. If you have life experience we will consider this too. * For this position female is an Occupational Requirement as defined by the Equality Act 2010, to assist with personal care – Genuine Occupational Qualification – Privacy and Decency Under Section 7 (2) (b) and 7 (2) (e) of the Sex Discrimination Act. For an informal discussion on this role, please contact Eric Boslem, Operational Manager, on 0141 550 7580. Successful candidates will be required to join the Protection of Vulnerable Groups Scheme (adults and children). Cornerstone currently applies a Living Wage supplement to all Cornerstone employees earning less than £7.85 per hour Applications should be submitted via our recruitment website by selecting the APPLY NOW button. Cornerstone Community Care is a Scottish Charity No. SC004780. If you are keen to volunteer and get involved with Cornerstone, please contact Laura Kennedy, Volunteer Co-ordinator on 0141 550 7580.

GRADUATE GRADUATE - FINANCIAL OPPORTUNITIES Salary: £18000 per annum Agent: FPSG Connect Skills: Financial Services/Investment Location: Glasgow FPSG are keen to speak to Graduates with relevant degrees and previous experience within the financial services industry. Ideally you will have a Finance related degree and an academic knowledge of banking, funds, reconciliations, settlements or dividends. You should have: Minimum 2.1 degree in Mathematics, Economics, Risk Management, Banking & Finance or any other relative degree. Previous financial services data processing experience would be ideal but not essential.

Strong knowledge of Excel. A hunger for success and willingness to work in finance. Contact Details: please submit your CV via the ‘apply here’ button.

GRADUATE RECRUITER Salary: £28000.00 - £30000.00 per annum Agent: Search Consultancy Skills: HR/Training/Recruitment Location: Glasgow Graduate Recruitment Consultant required for permanent position within a Glasgow Financial Company. Duties and responsibilities will include:- Lead in attraction activities Identify and update all vacancies within your designated area Work closely with university teams to attract the best candidates to the business Represent the company at recruitment events Manage the full recruitment process from attraction to offer management If you possess the above experience and would like to find out further information then please contact Evelyn Costello of Search HR on 0141 272 7732.

FTC HR/RECRUITMENT ADVISOR Salary: £Dep on experience Agent: Syme Drummond Skills: HR/Training/Recruitment

Location: Glasgow My customer is seeking to appoint an experienced HR professional with a focus towards graduate recruitment. This role would be for between 9 and 12 months and would be part of a small HR team. To be considered, your CV must demonstrate the following: Working as an in house Recruitment or HR Advisor or equivalent level . Evidence of managing graduate recruitment programmes . Experience of delivering first level HR advice and guidance . Strong stakeholder management experience . Experience gained ideally within professional firm environment . Please send your CV to Katie Drummond, Director. katie.drummond@ symedrummond.co.uk

HR / GRADUATE RECRUITMENT ADVISOR Salary: up to £30,000 Agent: HR Consultancy Skills: HR/Training/Recruitment Location: Glasgow HR Consultancy are working with a well-known professional services business to assist them in the recruitment of a HR Consultant for a period of 12 months initially. Reporting to the HR Director, this role has a dual focus between Graduate Recruitment and HR Generalist duties. You will be responsible for: Managing the full Graduate recruitment cycle by identifying talent, working and building relationships with universities and hosting events to build the brand in the market. Provide advice and guidance to staff and managers relating to ER issues, policies and processes and coaching line managers through the appraisal process. Work closely with managers to ensure the reward strategy is competitve by keeping up to date with market movements and benchmarking. Managing the recruitment of experienced hires. Project work such as process improvement. You will be an experienced HR Advisor within the professional services industry and have keen interest in Graduate Recruitment with a CIPD qualification being desirable. To send your CV to Monica

Reid for this vacancy please click the ’apply now’ link. HR Consultancy acts as both an employment business and employment agency

DATABASE ASSISTANT GLASGOW -£11-£14/HOUR URGENT REQUIREMENT Salary: £11 - £14 per hour Agent: Cathcart Associates Skills: IT/Telecommunications Location: Glasgow Database developer/support - Glasgow -£11-£14/ hour - Urgent Requirement SQL, SQL Server, Microsoft Access, Microsoft Excel, Database, CRM Our Glasgow based client is looking for a Database Assistant urgently, following a member of staff’s departure. Joining a team of two people, you will be looking after the entry and scripting of business critical data from source to storage, using SQL scripts and Access/Excel. This position will suit a graduate or someone looking to pick up experience towards starting/enhancing a career in software development. The ideal candidate will be living within a commutable distance to Glasgow and would have the following skills: Understanding of SQL. On the job experience with Microsoft Access. On the job experience with Microsoft Excel. Degree education is preferred but not essential. The ideal candidate will be available to start immediately and be able to attend a face to face interview early next week. This position would suit a recent graduate or database assistant wanting a first contract. If this sounds like you, or someone you know, please do not hesitate to contact Rob on 0131 510 1500.

BID MANAGER Salary: £TBC Agent: Gas Call Services Ltd Skills: Engineering/Technical Location: Glasgow Talented people are the key to our success Are you looking for a place to make your mark and develop your career as a bid manager? Would you like to work for

one of Scotlands progressive Gas Service, Installation and Maintenance contractors? If so, please read on.

Gas Call Services provides services to private and public sector customers across a range of market activities. We aim to provide a quality service delivery to our clients and customers. We are currently looking to recruit a talented, motivated and ambitious bid manager or graduate to join our team in Glasgow. As a bid manager you will plan and manage all aspects of bids providing written subject matter and expertise where required.

This will be done by ensuring effective bid management and leadership on all tenders, and personally managing larger tender opportunities. As an experienced bid manager looking for development you will be educated to degree level or equivalent in a relevant engineering or mechanical field. It would also be an advantage to have knowledge of local authority or social housing contracts and have a professional qualification or similar in association with the Gas Industry and affiliated bodies. To join us and build your future career with Gas Call Services Ltd please apply now.

ASSISTANT QUANTITY SURVEYOR / ESTIMATOR Salary: £Commensurate with experience Agent: Barbour Skills: Construction/Trades/Property Location: Glasgow Assistant Quantity Surveyor / Estimator Barbour Fit Out Specialists is a long established family business within the Interior Contracting sector having celebrated their 50th anniversary last year. As a result, Barbour has an excellent opportunity for an Assistant Quantity

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APRIL 2016, ISSUE 20 Surveyor / Estimator to join their existing surveying department. The successful candidate will be an ambitious, driven individual who has the motivation and ability to learn quickly and work closely with the team. The Assistant Quantity Surveyor / Estimator role will involve all aspects of typical commercial duties including quantity surveyor / estimator duties and post contract cost control. This successful candidate will require to build close relationships with clients and the supply chain and effectively manage interim applications and subcontractor notices to ensure that cash flow is maintained. The successful candidate will also require sharp negotiation skills to ensure punctual agreement of client and sub contractor final accounts.

This opportunity may be suitable to a recently graduate from university or for someone looking to build a career in the fit out sector. Remuneration will be dependent on the candidate’s experience and ability to carry out the role successfully.

ACCOUNT SERVICES MANAGEREDUCATION Agent: Escape Skills: Customer Services Location: Glasgow <p align=LEFT>Our non profit making client, based in Glasgow city centre is looking for a Further Education Account Manager to join their Finance, Strategy and Corporate Services team. <p align=LEFT>Reporting into the Account Services Manager the main purpose of this role is to form a partnership with stakeholders in order to maximise efficiencies and address change. <p align=LEFT>Key responsibilities of this role are; working alongside specific partners to ensure they are aware of new changes in legislation and support . liaising with other service delivery teams to resolve service level issues and implement continuous improvement changes to procedures and practices . secure new and renewal contracts to the bursaries service and undertake annual service reviews . conduct provider review meetings identifying areas for improvement and communicating across the business . maintain and update critical information on any changes to the client profile . develop and build on existing internal and external relationships. Key attributes of the candidate are; excellent knowledge of the Education sector. experience of working within a client focused role. graduate level education preferred. excellent meeting facilitator and presenter. knowledge of the financial services Industry would be an advantage. <p align=LEFT>

AREA HEALTH AND SAFETY COORDINATOR Salary: Competitive plus benefits Agent: Arnold Clark Skills: HR/Training/Recruitment Location: Glasgow Candidates will be responsible for co-ordinating health and safety standards within the Group and ensure all branches within the area are implementing, managing and maintaining the company health and safety policies and procedures in line with current legislation and good practice. Reporting to the Group Health & Safety Manager the successful candidate should have excellent communication skills and be competent providing the managers of varying levels with accurate safety guidance, advice and assistance. Other duties: Conducting audits and inspections. Accident investigation. Attendance at pre start and safety meetings. Development of risk assessments, SSOW, Policies and procedures. Data analysis. Liaising with enforcing authorities. Report writing. Delivering toolbox talks. Candidates should hold or be working towards a Degree or Diploma in a relevant subject matter along with Graduate Membership of the Institute of Occupational Safety and Health. Minimum consideration 5 years experience in relevant field and NEBOSH GC. Experience in the Motor Vehicle Industry advantageous.

A full clean driving licence is essential. With a turnover in excess of £2 billion, over 160 branches nationwide and an ever expanding portfolio, Arnold Clark is proud to be Europe’s largest independent motor dealer.

EMPLOYMENT WITHIN THE ARNOLD CLARK GROUP IS OFFERED SUBJECT TO SATISFACTORY REFERENCE AND DISCLOSURE CHECK.

GRADUATE ELECTRICAL DESIGN ENGINEER Salary:

£20000.00 - £25000.00 per annum + Benefits Agent: HAYS Skills: Accountancy Location: Glasgow Job Title: Graduate / Junior Electrical Design Engineer Location: Glasgow Package: £20000+ D.O.E including benefits I am looking to recruit an Electrical Design Engineer based in Glasgow. My client is looking for a Graduate or Junior building services engineer to join the engineering team to work on a vast variety of projects within the sector. Due to consistent growth within the Building Services market my client is looking for a permanent staff member to come on board and be one of one design engineers working on building services projects. This organisation gives you the opportunity

to work within one of the most highly regarded consultancies worldwide. My client has just landed further prestigious projects that will take the pipeline into 2020. This company has continued to grow year on year giving any staff member access to prestigious projects, great job security, realistic progression prospects and a competitive package. Job Requirements; - Have ambition to progress within the organisation - Educated to degree level - Electrically bias - A track record in technical electrical designs My client is offering a fantastic salary and the opportunity to grow within the company. You will be joining a strong team and will have a great chance to influence the company going forward. If you would like more information then please call Kalvin McMillan on 0141 212 3660. Hays Specialist Recruitment Limited acts as an employment agency for permanent recruitment and employment business for the supply of temporary workers. By applying for this job you accept the T&C’s, Privacy Policy and Disclaimers which can be found at hays.co.uk

week commencing 17 August 2015. Informal enquiries

TEACHING ASSOCIATE (COMPUTING & BUSINESS STUDIES) (22472)

creative eye, and a willingness to get stuck in. You must

Salary: £30434-£37394 Agent: University of Strathclyde Skills: Education Location: Glasgow Salary Range: £30,434 - £37,394 FTE: 1 (35 hours/week) Term: Fixed (until 18/12/15) Closing Date: 09/08/15 The School of Education is seeking to appoint a Teaching Associate in Computing and Business Studies. Ideally, applicants will have experience in both subject areas however, applications are welcome from candidates with specialism in either Computing or Business Studies, who would consider a part time position. An immediate start is sought and candidates should indicate on their covering letter their earliest possible start date. The successful candidate will contribute to the planning and delivery of the Initial Teacher Education programme through lectures, tutorials and related formative and summative assessment both in the oncampus programme and during placement working in partnership with schools, local authorities and other local and national education stakeholders. You will have particular responsibility for the professional learning of PGDE (Secondary) students in Computing and Business Studies. You will also contribute to mixed-sector educational studies modules and to the wider education provision at undergraduate and postgraduate level within the School of Education, as appropriate. This is a fixed-term appointment until 18 December 2015 and a secondment opportunity may be arranged, where appropriate. Formal interviews for this post will be held

about the post can be directed to Linda Brownlow, Deputy Head of School, (linda.brownlow@strath.ac.uk)

JUNIOR GRAPHIC DESIGNER Salary:

Competitive Package

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G1 Group Plc

Skills: Media/Design Location: Glasgow Junior Graphic Designer Temporary 6 month position G1 group’s in-house Graphics Department are looking for an enthusiastic Graphic Designer to join its established team. The ideal candidate should be a recent graduate and have a degree in graphic design or similar, have a be enthusiastic, creative, outgoing, and be familiar with G1 Group’s portfolio. RESPONSIBILITIES: Creating, developing and implementing creative solutions.

Designing, proofing and sending jobs to print. Creating print ready PDF’s. Providing cross departmental support where required. Dealing with external suppliers and negotiating costs. Developing creative ideas for different levels of the business. Managing and organising workload to meet tight deadlines. SKILLS: 6 months/1 year experience as graphic designer or Work Experience.

Degree, preferably in graphic design or similar. Proficient in Adobe C6/CC and have an understanding of PDF creation for proofing and print. Strong organisational skills and ability to work in fast paced environment.

Talent for the design of printed artwork. IT literate including email management, scheduling and filing.

Creative, outgoing, enthusiastic team player willing to learn. Passion for leisure, entertainment and arts industries. Strong organisational skills and ability to work in fast paced environment to tight deadlines. If you have what it takes and are interested in joining our team, please send a cover letter, your CV and examples of work to Charlotte Smith, HR Administrator– charlottesmith@g1group.co.uk

VOLUNTEER VOLUNTEER BEFRIENDER Salary: Out of pocket expenses Agent: Quarriers Volunteer Centre Skills: Fundraising/Voluntary Location: Glasgow We are looking for a volunteer befriender to attend activities with a 36-year-old man supported by Quarriers Fred Martin Service. The man is a resident at Northwoodside Road, a small house within Quarriers Fred Martin Service. It is shared by three adults who have learning disabilities. It is situated in the West End of Glasgow (Maryhill) and is surrounded with good transport links such as buses and the underground. It has plenty of pubs and cafes nearby. The role of the volunteer will be to befriend and form a relationship by spending time engaging in sociable activities that are enjoyed by both parties. Main tasks for this role will be to support a male on outings such as the cinema, cafes, walks and pubs. The volunteer will always be supported by a member of staff as the male involved has a 2:1 ratio of support while out and about in the community. The volunteer would need to have a sense of humour and be a sociable person. Preferably a male as the person being supported is strong and may need assistance when crossing roads, etc. The person would also need to be fit and active. This opportunity will take place out and about in the community for a couple of hours each week, with times arranged to suit both parties. Training provided will include strategies for crisis, intervention and protection course (SCIP). Travel expenses will be paid, and it would be advantegeous if the volunteer was a car driver. The volunteer will have access to the service’s car. The selection procedure includes application form, informal chat, references and PVG Disclosure.

VOLUNTEER GARDENER/ SUPERVISOR Salary: Out of pocket expenses Agent: Quarriers Volunteer Centre Skills: Fundraising/Voluntary Location: Glasgow Quarriers Family Resource Centre is based within the North East of Glasgow. The centre provides support to families with children up to the age of 12 years and day nursery service for families with children up to 3 years of age. VOLUNTEER ROLE: Volunteer gardener and supervisor of parent volunteers PURPOSE OF THE ROLE: This is an exciting opportunity for anyone with green fingers to lead parents in maintenance of garden and to provide support where required. MAIN TASKS: The main tasks will be to keep the garden in good order allowing for areas of free play for children using the centre and to be in regular contact with parent volunteers. Support

a group of parent volunteers to maintain and develop garden area and develop the garden in accordance with parents and centre’s needs and wishes. REQUIRED SKILLS, QUALITIES & EXPERIENCE: Previous experience and knowledge of gardening Supportive and warm approach WHERE & WHEN: Quarriers Family Centre within office hours COMMITMENT REQUIRED: If possible, it would be good if the volunteer could commit to once a week for at least six months. TRAINING & SUPPORT PROVIDED: One to one support from member of staff on a regular basis MINIMUM AGE REQUIREMENT: 18 years SELECTION PROCEDURE Volunteer application form, meeting with project manager, references and appropriate level of disclosure check

MALE VOLUNTEER BEFRIENDER TO ENJOY ACTIVITIES Salary: Out of pocket expenses provided Agent: Quarriers Volunteer Centre Skills: Fundraising/Voluntary Location: Glasgow Do you enjoy different activities then this volunteer opportunity is for you! Quarriers Glasgow Supported Living Service in Baillieston is a single service which supports a 39 year old man who has an acquired brain injury into the community. This is an exciting opportunity for a volunteer to support the individual into the community to participate in an activity of his choosing.

Going out on activities with the volunteer would also encourage confidence and higher self esteem for the individual and to provide respite for the individuals carer.The volunteer would support the individual to take part in an activity of their choice i.e. hill walking, snooker, bowling and encourage the individual to try new things and have new life experiences. REQUIRED SKILLS, QUALITIES & EXPERIENCE: Good people skills, patience and firm values. WHERE & WHEN: It would be great if the volunteer was available a few hours a few afternoons a week and would be able to commit to 6 months. TRAINING & SUPPORT PROVIDED: Shadowing staff. support and supervision. Adult support and protection. Acquired Brain Injury. CALM. RESTRICTIONS: The Individual has asked that has a male between the ages of 28 and 50 to support him. MINIMUM AGE REQUIREMENT: Aged between 28 and 50 Application process will be volunteer application form, meeting with staff and person supported, references and PVG disclosure. Please note: You must be a driver and have your own car. Mileage expenses will be reimbursed.

MALE VOLUNTEER BEFRIENDER TO ENJOY ACTIVITIES Salary: Out of pocket expenses provided Agent: Quarriers Volunteer Centre Skills: Fundraising/Voluntary Location: Glasgow Do you enjoy different activities then this volunteer opportunity is for you! Quarriers Glasgow Supported Living Service in Baillieston is a single service which supports a 39 year old man who has an acquired brain injury into the community. This is an exciting opportunity for a volunteer to support the individual into the community to participate in an activity of his choosing.

Going out on activities with the volunteer would also encourage confidence and higher self esteem for the individual and to provide respite for the individuals carer.The volunteer would support the individual to take part in an activity of their choice i.e. hill walking, snooker, bowling and encourage the individual to try new things and have new life experiences. REQUIRED SKILLS, QUALITIES & EXPERIENCE: Good people skills, patience and firm values. WHERE & WHEN: It would be great if the volunteer was available a few hours a few afternoons a week and would be able to commit to 6 months. TRAINING & SUPPORT PROVIDED: Shadowing staff. support and supervision. Adult support and protection. Acquired Brain Injury. CALM. RESTRICTIONS: The Individual has asked that has a male between the ages of 28 and 50 to support him. MINIMUM AGE REQUIREMENT: Aged between 28 and 50 Application process will be volunteer application form, meeting with staff and person supported, references and PVG disclosure. Please note: You must be a driver and have your own car. Mileage expenses will be reimbursed.

VOLUNTEER BEFRIENDER - NORTH WEST Salary: out of pocket expenses Agent: Quarriers Volunteer Centre Skills: Fundraising/Voluntary Location: Glasgow Quarriers North West Carers’ Centre provides a range of practical and emotional supports to carers through provision of information and advice, individual and group support. Quarriers North West Carers’ Centre has established itself as part of the large and diverse community in North West Glasgow. As the Centre grows, we want to offer volunteering opportunities, particularly for people living in the area, to expand our Carer services in money advice, production of our quarterly newsletter and Centre publicity and befriending. We are looking for a befriender to provide support to a man in his fifties with a mild learning disability to access

the community and take part in local activities. Main tasks Provide friendship and support. Provide support to access local activities such as Kelvinbridge Gallery or Museum of Transport. Required skills, qualities and experience Friendly, warm and caring. Flexibility.

Good communication skills. Able to work on their own initiative. Commitment required A minimum commitment of six months. Once a week initially, and we would ask that the volunteer could be flexible. Training and support provided First Aid. Safer Handling. Adult Protection.

Induction. Any other training identified essential to role.

Minimum age requirement The volunteer should be aged 20 years or older. Where and when The person we support lives in the Glasgow area, close to the city centre.

Selection procedure Volunteer application form, meeting with project manager and person supported, reference and PVG check.

RECRUITMENT CO-ORDINATOR (GLASGOW) Salary: £18,662 - £20,848 per annum Agent: Cornerstone Community Care Skills: HR/Training/Recruitment Location: Glasgow RECRUITMENT CO-ORDINATOR Location: Glasgow Hours: 36.25 hours per week Salary: £18,662 - £20,848 per annum Contract Type: Permanent Ref: 1845 Closing date: Wednesday 19th August 2015. We are looking for a Recruitment Co-ordinator to be based in our Glasgow Office. You will ideally have experience of working within an HR or recruitment administration role. Reporting to the HR Advisor, you will also assist the HR Team in all our other areas. The post holder will be enthusiastic, professional and a highly committed individual. You will be able to work well under pressure, managing a busy workload whilst ensuring attention to detail. As the new Recruitment Co-ordinator you will be responsible for identifying ways to improve the function ensuring that a high quality service is provided.

This is a fantastic opportunity to join our organisation as we continue to grow. As a good and fair employer, we have a great culture, and we live by our Values on a daily basis. You will be a team player, ensuring your part in the successful delivery of high quality recruitment.

We invest in our employee’s learning and development, as well as providing a range of benefits. Interviews will take place on Monday 7th September. Contact Louise Dickson, HR Advisor (West) on 0141 550 7580 for an informal discussion. Applications should be submitted via our recruitment website, http://recruitment. cornerstone.org.uk. Ref No: 1845 If you are keen to volunteer and get involved with Cornerstone, please contact Laura Kennedy, Volunteer Co-ordinator on 0141 550 7580. Cornerstone Community Care is a Scottish Charity No. SC004780.

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How will our Scots do in the World Snooker Championships?

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by Cameron Paterson Twitter:

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c.paterson@tsaglasgow.com

April can mean many things in sport, but it is synonymous as the month of the World Snooker Championships at the legendary Crucible Theatre in Sheffield.

Between 16 April and 2 May the finest in the sport are competing for the prestigious title and the £330,000 prize.

It is an area where Scotland usually excels, with our previous champions including Stephen Hendry and John Higgins, however, we are currently on our second longest streak without a champion since Hendry won his first title in 1990. A Scottish player has not won a title since Higgins won in 2011.

Of course this is subject to some players getting through the qualifying rounds, as only the top 16 are put into the last 32, but we would hope that Scotland would have a force to be reckoned with in the latter stages of the tournament.

However, in recent years we have seen successful runs to the latter stages of the competition from many outsiders, and it makes the championship delightfully unpredictable.

There are many players from the country you may want to

look out for during the coverage of the tournament.

Higgins has been on great form in this season. Wins at the Australian Open and International Championship alongside quarter-final finishes at the UK Championship and Masters have seen him move up to seventh in the world at the time of writing.

At 40 years old, he is currently part of the top 16 which are leading the resurgence of the older players on the circuit. As these experienced hands continue to cue, it could give optimism to the players representing our country which have massive amounts of experience at the table.

There are plenty of other players who could also be involved.

Stephen Maguire has recently moved around the placings in and near the top 16 as the competition gets ever stronger at the top of the game.

Meanwhile, for Graeme Dott, it will be ten years since he won the tournament back in 2006, alongside the experienced Alan McManus, who last got to the quarter-finals in 2014.

Anthony McGill will also be one to look out for. He captured many people’s hearts when he propelled himself to the quarterfinals of the competition last year and is now consistently hovering around the area of 16th to 32nd in the world rankings for now.

Lower down the rankings, players such as Jamie Burnett will also look to qualify into the tournament alongside some of the young emerging talent in the country.

If they surpass the qualifying rounds, they may end up playing such competition as reigning world champion Stuart Bingham, five-time world champion Ronnie O’Sullivan or still emerging talents such as Luca Brecel, recent finalist at the German Masters and Snooker Shoot-out tournaments.

Surely our patriotic focus must lie with Higgins after his start of the 2015-16 season to be our favourite, perhaps with another player coming through as a surprise. It will be interesting to see whether they will be snookered in their attempts to win the title.

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Alliance Française and The Goethe Institut Charity Glasgow Present – Goal! Tor! But! hosting A free month-long celebration of football, culture and community at venues across Glasgow.

Golf Day to continue to raise funds

Having spent years of a career on Glasgow grass, former footballer turned pundit John Hartson is turning from the football pitch to the golfing green for a fundraiser for his testicular cancer charity.

The John Hartson Foundation are holding a fundraising charity Golf Day at the Mar Hall Hotel in Bishopton on 20 April. In their event, popular names from the world of sport are taking to the Mar Hall Golf and Spa resort to play with their golf balls to further support the cause.

This includes a four-ball competition on the 18-hole Earl of Mar championship course, with each team including a celebrity golfer. The event has seen support in the past from such former footballing personalities as Chris Sutton and Walter Smith.

The prizes are presented by Hartson before the evening is then finished with a gala dinner again hosted by him.

This, like so many other things in the Glasgow area, is a great initiative to help a great cause.

It says a lot about the support of the cause that there have been no places left on the teams and sold out for some time. Such events as this complement their events with their Ben Nevis Braveheart Challenge and their ‘Know Your Balls’ saying.

If you want to donate to the cause you can at: justgiving.com/ johnhartsonfoundation.

by Cameron Paterson Twitter:

@PatersonCameron

c.paterson@tsaglasgow.com

The Alliance Française and Goethe Institut in Glasgow have teamed up with the Scottish Football Museum to present Goal! Tor! But! – a free month-long celebration of football, culture and community from Europe and beyond, at venues right across Glasgow.

From the Afghan women’s football team to fan pubs in Berlin – libraries and arts centres across the city host the UK premiere of a series of artists’ videos capturing the diversity of the beautiful game.

See football on the big screen everywhere from the Centre for Contemporary Arts to Briar’s Bar in Easterhouse with a season of free football-inspired movies including Douglas Gordon’s Zidane: A 21st Century Portrait and the moving true story of Bayern Munich’s Jewish president Landauer – der Präsident.

The month kicks off with a series of video installations popping up at over ten libraries and arts centres across the city, from Parkhead to Pollokshaws (1-30 April). From the Afghan women’s football team to fan pubs in Berlin, from a filmmaker attempting to become a goalkeeper in the Spanish Regional League with hilarious results to children playing in the dust in the heart of the Chilean countryside, these short films show how artists have been inspired to capture the game in a series of unique ways.

Originally commissioned by the Goethe Institut’s in South America for the 2014 World Cup in Brazil, this is the first time that the installations have been seen in the UK.

Glasgow cinemas will be showcasing football on the big screen, with free screenings of classic and new movies.

Scottish artist Douglas Gordon’s hypnotic portrait of Zidane: A 21st Century Portrait is at The Glad Cafe (20 April), whilst everyone’s favourite story of lovelorn teen footballers Gregory’s Girl screens at Briar’s Bar in Easterhouse (25 April). From Europe, highlights include A Life for Football (Landauer – der Präsident) (Goethe Institut 21 April and CCA 26 April) – a fascinating portrait of Bayern Munich’s Jewish president Kurt Landauer in 1930’s Germany – and Little Lion (Comme Un Lion) (Glad Cafe 24 April), a powerful drama about the tough side of following your dreams as a Senegalese teenager moves to Paris to become a professional player.

Goal! Tor! But! will culminate in an inspiring and informal two-day free symposium on 27 & 28 April at The Scottish Football Museum at Hampden Park. Football And Social Inclusion: Best Practices From UK, France & Germany will bring together leading industry experts to discuss their projects which tackle a diverse range of problems and challenges surrounding football in their respective countries – from education about racism to social inclusion. Organisations involved include Frankfurter Fanprojekt and Das Deutsche Fußballmuseum from Germany and Un but pour l’emploi (A Goal For Employment) and Tous prêts (All Ready) from France, with

local initiatives such as The Midnight League and Colour Of Our Scarves also taking part.

Anyone with an involvement or interest in football and community is invited to head along – the Symposium is free to attend and fully accessible.

“Football is so much more than 22 men or women chasing after a ball” says Nikolai Petersen from the Goethe Institut, Glasgow.

“Football enthralls people around the globe like no other sport. It is a money generating monster and it impacts hugely in Scotland, France and Germany. In the run-up to the European Championship 2016 in France we like to look at football as a positive force in our societies.”

“I am absolutely delighted to be able to work jointly with the Goethe Institut and the Scottish Football Museum to bring such an exciting programme to Glasgow” echoes Nathalie Korkmaz from the Alliance Française “Talks by people coming from different backgrounds and countries (Germany, France and Scotland), a series of films and video installations: there is something to please everyone. We believe it is a good occasion to get prepared for the Euro 16!”

With such a packed, free programme on offer, Glasgow’s football fans have lots to cheer about this April.

The full programme is live now at www. goaltorbut.com

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