Chuckles from Down Under

Mr. Daison, a vacuum salesman, went to a remote farm hoping to sell one of his newfangled vacuum cleaners with all the bells and whistles.

As the farmer's wife opened the door, without a word Mr. Daison entered and emptied a small bag of dust onto the carpet and said, "If my vacuum cleaner does not pick up every speck of that dust, I will eat it all."

The farmer's wife without a word went to the kitchen, brought a dessert spoon, and handing it to Mr. Daison said, "You better start eating then. We don't have electricity."

Courtesy of Bell Veterinary Services