Chuckles From Down Under Collected By: Jane Sullivan, Bell Veterinary Services
Getting in shape: A friend of mine had resisted efforts to get him to run with our jogging group until his doctor told him he had to exercise. Soon thereafter, he reluctantly joined us for our 5:30AM jogs on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. After a month of running, we decided that my friend might be hooked, especially when he said he had discovered what “runner’s euphoria” was. “Runner’s euphoria,” he explained, “is what I feel at 5:30AM on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays.” Courtesy of Neil P. Budge
An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man fell in love with a young woman in her twenties and was contemplating a proposal. “Do you think she’d marry me if I tell her I’m 45?” he asked a friend. “Your chances are better,” said the friend, “if you tell her you’re 90.” USBBUVCA00081_NupluraAd_Resize1.pdf
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