1987 Silver and Green

A WOR D FROM OUR SPONSO R

Can you imagine a scruffy looking M.L.C staff member holding a blank placard and asking a colleague of similar appearance, "What shall we protest against today?"

Protesting, dissenting, complaining can become a habit, even in a world in which there is so much to be thankful for. Nevertheless, we may smile at the idea of those M.L.C staff, while inwardly protesting that not all protesters are way out, most know why they are carrying placards

Some among us see all demonstators as simply trouble makers — certainly Hitler and Stalin held this view On the other hand perhaps it is desirable that protestors should make life uncomfortable for us Some of us are too inclined to accept things the way they are We cannot have it both ways The freedom most people would vote for includes freedom to protest, provided it is peaceful and does not infringe on the freedom of others

Specifically, there are some today who are protesting about the way in which schools are organised and education delivered They see education as being based on the "factory" model This theory suggests that when the specialised role of education was taken over by the schools in order to set workers free to work in the factory, the school itself was built on the "factory" model In this way mass education was to provide basic reading, writing, arithmetic and other subjects needed by the factories

One writer, Michael Nacklin, writing in the University of Queensland press said, "Education, which is a personal process of coming to grips with the world, has been slowly changed into an objective process by which a person is institutionally graded a success or failure on someone else's understanding of the world"

The whole VCE can be seen within this context — people wishing to remove external examinations because they serve the purpose of the elite, while others pursue the question of standards, objectivity and the like

A protest about the factory model of the education system seems reasonable Schools need to amend their ways More of the control of education should return to students Naturally, it is hard to motivate a student who does not believe that something is worthwhile or whose interests are elsewhere If education is a process of coming to grips with the world, then students must have more input into the process This does not mean a "free" school or lowering of standards, but it is an argument for a less regulated market place — a place where students can choose, can influence, can have more control The role of the adult and the educator in such a school would be to help establish goals, define standards, to counsel the students in the selection of options and to coach them in achieving of goals

M.L.C has shown itself as a school which is willing to challenge the status quo It has not done this by walking the streets with placards Rather it has attempted to address the question of making a good school better by internal reform The new school uniform for next year is a case in point It is a confident school that is prepared to risk a uniform change Similarly, it needs to be a confident school who will address this question of individualising education, giving back some control to the recipients of the education — the students

Protests are an important, although perhaps less attractive part of democracy Civilisation has developed largely as a result of people willing to challenge the status quo As a result, reforms have come in government, industry, commerce, social relationships, and the church Without such reforms, women would still be barred from the ballot box, not to mention parliament Other discriminations which we have attempted to challenge have been based on colour, nationality, sex and religion

The challenge before education is to maintain standards, encourage the pursuit of excellence, but to do it through student initiative with student control rather than through a more regulated adult dominated school This can be done not by teachers carrying placards, but by the students assuming more control of the learning process

Mr DAVID LOADER

Come and Browse Over a half acre of prime real estate

Seriously; Mr David Loader B.Sc., M.Ed., M.A.C.E.

SILVER &GREEN87

EDITOR FOUNDFACE DOWN IN FOUNTAIN.

So finally it has arrived! After much worn shoe leather, personal bribes, bullying and chewed fingernails, I am proud to present "Silver and Green Magazine 87,"

There has been a lot of changes to "S&G Mag," (journo talk.) this year, as we hope you are all well aware (If not, you have been absent from too many assemblies!) The committee changes were perhaps the largest "Silver and Green," consisted of two bodies this year The Core Committ ee's general job was to hassle you all to a) make you write articles and, b) hand them in on time They also had the mundane task of coming in to school in the holidays and typing all the articles onto computer disk

The second committee, although not everybody realised, consisted of the whole school Perhaps it was reflective of some vague concept of 'ideal democracy' I had picked up in politics, but, "I had a dream," (quote, unquote) that this year's S&G, (the epitome of S&G's ever,) would contain an article from everyone The vision was soon quashed, naturally enough The budget allowed only for sixty-four pages and, strange though it may seem, not eveyone LIKES writing articles Take one certain principal for example — his report came three days after the deadline! (But what can one do? One must make allowances...)

I used my initiative however, and soon found that blackmail was by far the most successful method of procuring articles, closely followed by constant reminders and a sharp right to a left jaw Success, none the less had its price Not only was I often ignored, but I came into contact with egos bigger than my own I treated it all as character building however, and focussed my thoughts upon the good of the school and Mother England, (rah rah!)

But seriously.. as editor I have had a very hard and demanding, (get those violins going) yet also very rewarding year; one of the best feelings was seeing the collected articles before printing, equal the size of the A-K telephone book (Then I realised that I had to type them up.) It has been a challenge too, to put into effect and witness the changes in "Silver and Green" Through sheer necessity, its cycle has been changed to June to June, instead of January to December We apologise to those events which were left out because of the deadline, but stress they will be included in next years "Mag." We hope too that you find "Silver and Green" more visually exciting this year—extra work has been put into graphics and layout

Finally, although the House Captains will kill me, I would earnestly like to thank the Core Committee, all the people who helped and the girls who submitted articles — the response was really fantastic I apologise to those people who do not find their submissions printed — editing was one of the hardest things I have ever had to do

It is with a silent tear now however, that I give you my, our baby — Silver and Green Magazine Bigger, Better and Greener than Ever!

Amen

COVER designedby Denise Chen, Year 12

THE CORE COMMITTEE IS...

Kylie Davis —Editor

Deanne Carson — Sub-Editor

Year 12

Melissa Poliness

Laura Stamp

Amanda Simms

Rowena Matthews

Marisa Mow

Denise Chen — Graphics and Design

Marina Sliferski — Photography

Year 11

Suzanne Leach

Kylie Doyle

Sue Clinch

Year 10

Helen Mentha

Year 7&8

Jenny Devlin

Jodie Baker

SPECIAL THANKS

Julie Dillon

Mrs Faye Johnson

Mr Chris Notsis

Julian

Mr Dimsey

Faye Louey

Emma Williams

Jo Skelley

SPECIAL CONTRIBUTORS WHO WROTE

HEAPS OF NATTY ARTICLES;

Felicity Lewis

Kara Tong

Rachael Greer

Elizabeth Jean

Emily Power

Linda Penington

Ashleigh Walker

Natalie Olsen

KYLIE DAVIS

The Cruoible

THE SCHOOL PLAY

1987's school play — "The Crucible", by Arthur Miller, was held over three consecutive nights-March 12th,13th and 14th.lt was an entirely student-produced play with Mary Clayton directing and Kathy Yates producing

In an interview with Mary Clayton we discovered what went on behind the scenes in the lead up to and during the actual performance

Whose idea was it to organize a 1987 school play?

"Well, in about April of 1986, Cate Blanchett (the director of the 1986 school play-They shoot horses,don't they?') approached me and asked if I would be willing to organize and direct the 1987 school play All I could think of was, "I'm hardly coping this year,how will I cope with the added responsibility of the school play next year?" Nevertheless I was still pretty keen to do it.Meanwhile,Kathy Yates called a meeting for all those interested in being involved in a 1987 school play.So.we decided to join forces and it went on from there."

How did you choose the play?

"That was actually one of the biggest hassles.After weeks of reading through scripts,I found a few plays which I liked,but Mrs McKenzie didn't think they were suitable.Eventually it was a toss up between The Crucible' which Mrs McKenzie suggested,and George Orwell's, '1984'.We went through both plays really carefully and then decided on The Crucible'."

This years production of "The Crucible" has proven to be one of the best yet.A few comments on the play at interval were:

"Very good."

"Different to the usual school play."

"Different.A most unusual choice of play."

"The standard of acting is extremely high."

"Very good.Very powerful and very deep."

"I'm extremely impressed.Very well done Obviously much time and effort has gone into the play."

"Interesting.Sustains audience tension very well."

How did you choose your cast?

"About 100+ auditions were held during the September exams of 1986.We had a good response from the younger years-Year 7 and 8,but because of the type of play,we needed more seniors.Therefore, all the year 12's who auditioned were automatically cast.We held four lots of auditions,one lot was even on the weekend,and by the last one we had more or less decided on our cast."

When did rehearsals start? "In January.l wrote to the people required,and rehearsals actually started in the last week of the holidays.lt was rather strange working full days with people I didn't even know,but it was a good time to get to know each other better."

How many people were in the cast?

"There were about 30 people in the cast,ranging from Year 8's to Year 12's."

Did you achieve much in the holidays?

"Some of the scenes worked well straight away but we really needed that one week without any interruptions.Once we got back to school everyone had other commitments and got distracted."

What exactly were your tasks as director of the play?

"Well,it wasn't just a matter of having rehearsals.l had to book rehearsal venues and arrange who was going to come.l had to organize sets,lighting,music,costumes,as well as make the actresses come to rehearsals,all in just six weeksllt took up a lot of my time,but I

had a lot of support from Mrs McKenzie.She was always interested and encouraging and backed me up whenever she could."

When did the rehearsals take place?

"All the time.For the first 6 weeks of school there were rehearsals before,at lunch,and after school,as well as on weekends-they were really badlDuring the last week before the performance,we had full late night rehearsals every day.The Labour Day holiday,which was the Monday before the actual performance,was the first time we actually rehearsed with the set and lighting.There was also a video taken of it on that day.Everyone thought that the rehearsal went really well-except for me.So when I told them that there was going to be another late night rehearsal the next day,the actresses weren't too pleased!"

How did you feel about the actual performances?

"They were O.K.We performed to full houses every night and made a profit of $1200,so in that respect I suppose it was a success."

The tradition of a school play has been carried on for three years now.Each has been a credit,not only to those involved,but to the school as a whole.Let's hope this tradition continues in 1988!

CARON CHAPMAN

"Very impressive for an all-student production."

One person who was ext remely impressed was the Vice Principal and Head of Senior School,Mrs McKenzie.Upon asking her what she thought of the play,her immediate reaction was: "TERRIFIC!"

Initially she was nervous for the actresses as she knew it was a demanding play but all her fears were dispersed as the opening line was spoken.She was extremely impressed with the impact the play had on the audience and the atmosphere it created within the hall.The religious undertones made the play a good choice for a school with a religious connection

Mrs Fay Johnson(the Chief of Staff) was quick to praise all members of the cast as all the misgivings she had about the ability of the students to tackle serious issues via male roles were dispelled

Congratulations to all members of the cast and those girls behind the scenes.ln particular congratulations must go to Mary and Kathy — you did a great job!

MELISSA

POLINESS

STAFF STARS AN D

Mr Bradshaw: "Not necessarily.. but maybe."

Mr Edgoose: (in a monk-like chant) "Another itsy-bitsy hydrogen molecule hits the wall."

Mrs Gabbe: "You can't afford to bribe me."

Mrs Myers, "Leave it alone or I'll make you swallow it!!!"

Mrs Wooton, "Right you are!"

Miss Pateras: "The angle between the two planes is actually the angle between the two planes."

Mr Dimsey: "It takes many years to become a dag like me It doesn't just happen overnight, you know."

Mrs Rosemeyer: "You have to be dishonest, my dear."

Mr Van Ernst: "Have you ever heard of shut up?

Mrs Gabbe: "This is an example of how to complicate your life."

Mrs Cribbes: "A little grovelling on the way is always useful."

Mrs Johnson: "What really turns you on Jane?"

Mrs Feikema: "The actual sentences were good here and there."

Miss Michell, "I'll sit down and shut up"

Between Ourselves

STOP PRESS STOP PRESS

"Silver and Green" has the exclusive rights to the latest opinion poll Your intrepid reporter stalked through Senior Centre and the year 11 common room to find out just exactly what goes on in the minds of Senior School students What do thev actually think about those poor beings who stand in front of them for forty five minutes at a time? My opinion poll found that although many students found it incredulous that they should actually LIKE their teachers, many had a particular teacher who they didn't mind listening to, and a few admitted that they actually enjoyed some classes because of their teachers!

So who are these mythical creatures called the "nice" teachers?

The top five were 1) Our English wizz — Mr Pryke

2) Our Biological brain — Miss Mehegan

3) Our multi-talented — Mrs Pollet

4/5) The good doctor Dr Otzen and kind hearted — Mr Dimsey

If any teacher is feeling inferior at this stage, I assure you that you have no need to be You have my personal word as a journalist, that you came a close sixth

So what is it about these teachers which makes their students keep coming back to their classes? Is it Mr Prykes natural charm and good manners? Is it the neat moustache? Who knows?

And what about Miss Mehegan? Is it her unfailing sympathy for students' failed Biology pracs? Is it her sympathy for students failures in general?

Mrs Pollet's attitude to life and her approach to study? Who would miss a class when the teacher believes that sex is the answer to all historical problems? Or maybe it's just the chance to learn more about the Upright-Uptight family of Camberwell, or to count how many times she says "Te-tum, te-tum, te-tum."

STOP PRESS

Mrs, sorry, Dr Otzen keeps her students coming back to find out whether her glorious blonde hair will one day totally disappear under the shears I questioned one student about Dr Otzen and her answer was very simple, "She's Niiiice!"

Unfortunately I have not had the honour of being taught by Mr Dimsey but he has been very helpful to me when I was about to assualt the computer for losing my English essay and "Silver and Green" submission He was also very kind to his year nine class and let them play computer games instead of working

For any further clues on why you do or do not make a popular teacher, maybe the horoscope will help you realise that it is not your personality, but fate

DEANNE CARSON 12F

"I like Pryke"

HORRORSCOPE S

ARIES

Arians are traditionally energetic to the extent that they cannot bear to be still Mrs Elton Brown is a typical Arian They tend to be impatient, although they mean well, and their entertaining liveliness can often make them the "life of the party."

TAURUS

Jeff's (of Art Department fame,) hardworking attitude is no doubt caused by his Taurean birthdate Taureans strive for happiness and harmony through application They can, however be seen to be lacking in energy as they have artistic, and not sporty interests

GEMINI

Mr Harrison's dual personality is often the cause of much confusion amongst his art students His friendly, good natured/ temperamental, artistic nature is typical of a Gemini They usually hate monotony and repetition, striving instead for a colourful,and interesting position in society (Such as being the Head of MLC's Art Department.)

CANCER

LEO

Leos follow the legend of the lion in their ability to lead and teach others Mme Shaw is, like all Leos, very generous — especially in giving rich, unhealthy things to her VCE class as bribes! Leos are generally friendly and have a good memory

VIRGO

Unfortunately, no one in Staff Centre owned up to being a Virgo Virgos are motivated and intelligent^ rarely forgetful and are usually very organised and conscientious — often to great extremes

LIBRA

Librans have a tendency to be sharp and clever which may explain Mr Buckingham's sarcastic wit They often seek balanced and harmonious relationships, perhaps this is why he forgives us for being late, and we overlook his cups of coffee in class!

SCORPIO

Mr Pryke is given both to disturbing stories of horror and to oversentimental, idealistic notions His trait of emotive speech is due to his emotional, romantic Cancerian nature Cancerians are likely to be shy but determined enough to get what they want

Dr, formerly Mrs, Otzen's theatrical streak is most likely a result of the Scorpion influence in her life Her imaginative, but lucid analyses of literature and historic events are also a product of her birthsign People born under Dr Otzen's sign are studious and may have a vicious temper

SAGITTARIUS

Like most Sagittarians, Frau/Mme Feikima is well known for her unusual sense of humour People born under this sign are generally friends for life, as they rarely lose touch with people they like

CAPRICORN

Meticulous and highly organised, the Capricorn person is reliable, trustworthy and mature These people are not only paragons of virtue, but make close and valuable friends as well — certainly Mr Higgins all over!

AQUARIUS

Aquarians are honest, easy going and enjoy being involved and creative, just like Miss Alway from the Art Department Most Aquarians are very clever with words and thereby manage to get their own way in most things They like to be with people

PISCES

A little like Cancer people, Pisceans are very imaginative and emotional, but sometimes insecure Although they have the artist's tendency to be moody and unsociable, they can be theatrical and entertaining when the whim strikes them They are also often very eager to make good impressions Mr Martin is a Pisces

MARISA MOW with help from the Editorial Committee

Mrs Cribbes: "Oh, I have chalk today! Joy and rapture!"

Mr Fry, "Did sister give you a stimulant Mel?"

Mrs Elton-Brown: "I want to get agressive with your eyeballs."

Mrs Gabbe: "Worry is good for the soul."

Mr Bell, "If this doesn't work, I'm going to burst into tears"

Mrs Gabbe: "Outcast electrons, unloved by their atoms, doomed to wander the earth forever."

Mr Pryke, "Beat me! Beat me! I'm on pain killers!"

Mrs Crawford, "I've got it all in living technicolour on the overhead for you."

Miss Michell, "Did anyone get the same answer as me? (SILENCE)"

Mr Bell, "All these words have disappeared out of the English language; gay, aids; you can't even go camping anymore!"

Mr Bradshaw," If all else fails, guess."

Mrs C Jenkins, "This means that we can do some very neat calculations It also means we can put chemistry students through hell."

Mrs Otzen, "For a little, old, wizened, homosexual man — he's fairly good at that sort of thing."

(on the subject of Patrick White)

Miss Tarran, "I am the original ET"

Mr Underwood, "I know, it's stuffed."

Ms Smith, "We're going to make this rule It is mathematically incorrect, but we'll make it anyway."

Miss Turner, "Spirogyra ring a bell?"

Mrs Elton Brown, "You don't know what a despot is? Well you're talking to one."

Miss Shipp, "You dropped your bog bag."

Mrs Cribbes: "Anyone who spells it incorrectly from now on will have their fingernails pulled out."

Mrs Gabbe: "It's a powder.. woops.. it was a powder, now it's all over the floor."

Mrs Rawlings, "If you cross your legs, you get varicose veins If you uncross them you get herpes."

Mr Bell, "Oliver Twist is so innocent and sweet you want to kick him."

Miss Phillips, "Everyone over 5'4" is really yucky!"

Mrs Elton Brown, "I want to get aggressive with your eyeballs."

Mrs Crawford, "Why? Because we like to confuse you and make things not easy."

Mr Bradshaw, "Would you like to come in here girls? I have something else for you to play with!!!"

Mr Boutros, "Don't be happy loudly!"

Mr Bell, "Queenslanders think Melbourne Liberals are communist!"

Mrs Cribbes: "I don't have to be fair, I'm a teacher."

Mrs Gabbe: "Just warm them, don't boil the guts out of them."

Mrs C Jenkins, "I'm looking forward to parent teacher interviews tonight I would just like you to know that I am open to bribery and corruption."

Mrs Mason, "I'm going to give it you back."

Mr Bradshaw, "First grade arithmetic will show you that the answer is 0.09m, whoops, sorry, I mean 0.03m."

Mr Bell, "Let's all get together and have a group session."

Mrs Cribbes: "Don't use "icky" in an essay, it's very bad form."

Miss Shipp, "This is where you stick it!"

Ode to Maths B — Or

Teachers Lament.

Standing at the blackboard, failing half a class, Greeted by the cries of "Couldn't do my homework,"

Oh dear, how are they all to pass?

In come Jane and Claire, Beating the boarders by a short hair, And now our class is no longer depleted, All homework questions have been completed, So into the wonderful world of Maths we saunter

Lots of integrals and complexities we encounter

But wait, the back row is not watching the board, The middle row have not heard a word and the front row is plain bored

Such are the delights of teaching Maths B, But I have a hunch

This delightful bunch

Are actually as fond of it as me

Miss SUE MICHELL

Maths Co-ordinator with reference to 1987 Year 12 Maths B

SPORTS,SSO COMPLEX

Eight o'clock saw a gathering of around thirty people on the oval The air was cold and damp and the sky was grey, yet these faithful souls managed to pull themselves out of bed to support their houses by helping to decorate the fence opposite the building in the fashion that we used to when the Athletic Sports were held on the oval

As the morning wore on, glimpses towards the sky became more frequent By half past nine the crowd had increased to approximately fifty and Mr Loader heated his frying pans With the help of a few boarders, the hungry workers were fed until they reached a stage where they never wanted to see another pancake again

The sun broke through the cloud at around ten o'clock and many breathed a sigh of relief as they realised that there was still hope of fine

weather However, this hope soon disappeared as the cloud moved in and the praying recommenced

By half past ten the oval was a blaze of blue, purple, green, pink and yellow To fill in time the crowd joined together to sing war-cries of all the houses and even a few school songs By the time the opening came around at half past two there were many sore voices

The opening ceremony on the oval began with the houses marching to the beat of "Axel F", with each girl holding a helium balloon, the colour of her respective house Once all the houses were assembled, the opening and dedication began with a welcome from the Chairman of the College Council, Mr Ian Retford The dedication and prayer were performed by the Moderator of the Uniting Church, Reverend J Thomson Ironically, the sun broke out from beneath the clouds during

the prayer After a few unusually short words from our principal, Mr Loader, the key was presented to the former Chief of Staff and old collegian, Miss Valerie Kerr Whilst the official party moved towards the building, the guests on the oval were entertained by a small group of musicians who performed a fanfare written by a Year 11 student, Susannah Leach

As Miss Ken- turned the key in the door, over five hundred helium balloons were released from the girls' hands and the war-cries of each of the five houses echoed around the oval Guests were then invited to inspect the building and view the various displays that were going on inside by students of different sports such as aerobics, gymnastics and swimming Other displays involved well known Victorian Champions performing in such sports as badminton, squash, racquet ball and diving

PHYSICAL EDUCATION CENTRE

Official Opening Saturday 30th May

The building itself has already proved to be an invaluable asset, constantly being in use

The major Sports Hall provides for netball, volleyball, badminton, basketball and tennis It may also be used for athletics training, indoor hockey, cricket and softball, soft lacrosse, korfball, European handball and rhythmic gymnastics A special gymnasium has also been provided for the training of our gymnasts The gym has been based on the Australian Institute of Sport's gymnasium Other facilities within the building include two squash courts, lecture rooms and an L-shaped twenty-five metre pool The six lane pool provides for such activities as underwater hockey, water aerobics and canoe polo The diving pool has three diving boards — one three metre and two one metre boards For those younger swimmers, a toddlers pool has been provided Upstairs is the weights room which contains some of the

latest equipment that operates on hydraulics The room also comprises of exercise bikes, joggers, dumbbells and situp chairs

In an effort to keep those waiting to see the building occupied, various activities took place on the oval, beginning with a novelty race between the houses Many memories were relived bythe egg and spoon race between the teachers, old collegians, college council, school and boarders The winners were the old collegians, although this would be disputed by the boarders who came a very close second

The day was extremely successful and much thanks must go to Mrs Woods, the House Coordinator, for arranging the marching and the assembling of the houses; to the house captains and enthusiasts for the support given to Mrs Woods; and to Mrs Armstrong, the Head of Physical Education

MELISSA POLINESS

ODE TOAN INSTITUTION.

The Passer-by who Half a Glance bestowed On Two Hundred-and-Seven Barkers Road

Could hardly see enough to comprehend The blazing Talent by those grey Walls penned

If this can your Imagination lure, Accompany me upon a guided Tour

Young Ladies who attend this worthy College (Unflagging in their Quest for greater Knowledge)

From Monday through to Friday always may Be seen in quaint Outfits of Green and Grey

Such Garb-to some Opinions contrary Can't stifle Individuality:

For, suffering Constraint in what they wear, These Girls find Self Expression through their Hair

Streaked, tipped, bleached, gelled and dyed Hairs may be seen; One Head e'en sports a fetching Shade of Green

Now,having met the Inmates,lets begin Our Tour; the Assembly Hall Oft times within These hallowed Walls do young Debators rage, And Actress strut their Style upon the Stage

Moving East, we find Biology; And up above, the Labs of Chemistry: 'Tis here the budding Scientists of the Nation First wrestle with an Acid-Base Titration Just to the Right, the Physics Labs reside, A Class of would-be Einsteins grouped inside Before a Film from Nineteen Fifty-Four (Three Students in the Back Row gently snore) From here, the new Phys.Ed Block could be seen

Throughout construction, and while painted Green Though not in operation, don't be vexed: If 'tis not opened this Year, 'twill be next

Moving South, and to the West, we meet The Corridors of the Boarding Girls' Retreat Tis pleasant enough,if limited in Size (And ask not of the Food, may I advise) As to the Music School draw near, Strains of Bach and Dreyfus greet the Ear Aspiring Liberaces herein dream And Mrs Elton-Brown doth reign supreme

The famous Tuckshop is — without Duress — A place well filled each Lunchtime and Recess (Would any dare suggest it's used far more Than is the Library, on a higher floor

Renowned Centenary lies just up the Hill On Level Four, young Artists show their Skill; Then, moving down by slow Staircase Degrees, On Level Three we find Humanities

Still more (the Business and Catering Schools) is found

Within Centenary's Walls-which oft resound With Music from the B.J Hall,fast-paced, To which young Ladies, in pursuit of Waists Idyllic in Proportion, do submit To th'rigorous Tortures of becoming fit

None but the Intrepid dare to venture Beneath the crumbling roof of Senior Centre; For Cyclone Year Twelve's Victims herein do dwell, Ever striving to the Myths dispel That Year Twelve Pressure brings Maturity, The added Homework, less Frivolity

As this Tour fast moves towards it s Close, I humbly hope the Reader takes this Dose of Images and Sights (into one vast Conglomerate rolled) without being struck aghast Or with the Bewilderment filled — rather inspired, With creative Enthusiasm fired — By Thought of such diverse Activity As constantly takes place at M.L.C

SPLASH SWIM SPORTS '87 I

At 9.00am on Wednesday, February 25, a kaleidoscope of colours — blue, green, purple, pink and yellow spilled through the front door of the State Swimming centre for the Inter-House Swimming Sports The atmosphere was close and chlorinated, but it didn't stop girls cheering all day for their houses The Day ended with Fitchett victorious after a great effort

For some of the girls the day of the Swimming Sports began very early in the morning After stumbling out of bed at a very early hour, we headed for the banks of the Yarra where we met our friends To beat the cold we would jog up and down a small section of the bank and have the occasional war cry or sing along which helped promote team spirit After a long wait, we were finally admitted to the Swimming Centre and we began to set up all our House banners This was the day where students could come together as part of a group and enjoy themselves The only trouble with days like this is wearing down your voice from all the cheering and yelling If you didn't go to the Swimming Sports this year, I really recommend you go next year Overall, tine day was a busy and fun one

A Krome Supporter

FITCHETT!

We had the 'pep', we had the 'steam', we had the 'coach', we had the 'team' Three cheers Fitchett for winning the overall cup as well as the Proficency Cup, Junior Cup and Senior Cup all in a great day's work I would like to thank the seventy-four girls who took part on the day as well as the many that helped cheer us on our winning way

Special thanks to Middle School Captains, Catherine Secily and Eliza Bolza; Junior Captains, Jenny Wilson and Nicola Coombs, and especially to Melissa Davis for all her support and help

TRUDIAUJARD

Fitchett Swimming Captain

BERRY!

The Swimming Sports were an outstanding success! We had many keen swimmers turning up to the crowded practices before the big day, and with the help from a few Seniors, (especially C.M.), we managed to produce a fiery team ready to conquer the pool at the State Swim Centre

Thanks to everyone for their great participation, and enthusiasm — it made the day worthwhile Congratulations to all the other Houses for doing their part to help the day It was lots of fun and made all the work involved, well worth it in the end

Thanks Berry for your brilliant effort

KAREN DREHER and FLEUR WARBOYS, Berry Swimming Captains

NEVILE!

We started the day at about 7.00am with a breakfast by the Yarra and had all the kinds of pink foods you can imagine We may have appeared slightly strange to passers-by, but at least you wouldn't have trouble telling from our clothes that we belonged to a pink team Also we would sincerely like to apologise to all those joggers and cyclists who were unlucky enough to pass by, especially the ones who weren't wearing pink

After eating and drinking all the pink food we could, whilst still hoping to remain afloat, we made our way across to the Swim Centre and began to artistically decorate the stands with numerous Pink Panthers, posters of Pink Panther and simply all-round pink

With the first shot of the starting gun Nevile jumped to its feet and began to cheer and shout The cheering from Nevile continued strongly throughout the day — the spectators were really great and even if they couldn't bring themselves to swim, support is almost as important as the actual races

For the first part of the day, the scores remained fairly even, with Nevile remaining near the front for most of the day Towards the end of the day however, the scores began to spread out and unfortunately, Nevile came last Thanks to the officials and others who helped to keep everything organised on the day as well as those who decorated the stands — they stood out to say the least!

Special thanks must go to Catherine Svars and Cathy Smith, the Middle School Captains, and Jayne Ketley and Suzie Gowan, Junior Secondary Captains

KYLIE WATT and TIFFANY ROBIE, Nevile Swimming Captains

The Swimming Sports are really fun — especially if your house wins, but they can get boring or draggy as swimmers try their best Sometimes when I have a headache or sore throat and I want to sit down, I am forced to stand up and sing and I feel like walking out However it pays in the end when we win The Swimming Sports are, I admit, a great way to build up and show your team and house spirit BRENDALEO, 8B

CATO!

Although Cato came fourth overall in the Swimming Sports, I think we should be commended for our enthusiasm and togetherness as a House, prior to and on the day of the Sports During the afternoon before the Swimming Sports, our worthy House Captains, Mary and Sally organised a 'working bear' This was very succesful as many girls from all years turned up with creative and artistic ideas for banners and warcries

On the morning of the Sports, 'Catoites' met on the bank of the Yarra and had a 'bearfast' which was very amusing with Mary's bluegreen cakes! Lots of girls turned up and brought food as well, so we were able to sit down and enjoy ourselves as a House

Inside the Centre, Cato's enthusiasm continued as our cheer squad cheered everyone on until the finish with our new and original warcries Not only were the winners praised, but the losers as well All those who participated in the Sports, whether they were winners, officials or cheerers, need to be congratulated, and as a result of everyone's continuous effort and hard work, Cato came second in proficiency Well done Catoites

BERNADINE ARNOLD

Cato Swimming Captain

KROME!

If you have any preconceived knowledge of past MLC Swimming Sport occasions, you could presume quite safely that all was the same for this year's Swimming Sports That is to say, there was only the attendance of half the school enrolment figure present in the five vibrant, coloured Houses in the stuffy, noisy and crowded atmosphere of the State Swimming Centre

However Krome did happen to save everyone from a repeat performance by offering some changes to the day 1987 saw the introduction of cheer leaders to Krome and M.L.C In true green American style and geared with pom-poms, eight lively Krome girls cheered for a Krome victory all day long The Krome decorations also took on a new image with plastic streamers being present At this year's Swimming Sports, Krome's greatest achievement was to provide some excellent competition From the beginning, the winner's cup had been in reach of only two Houses; Krome and Fitchett, and the fierce fighting between these two was worth watching Unfortunately though, it was Fitchett who pulled through to take first place Krome only trailed by thirty points

None of this could have been managed though without the excellent swimming prowess of Liz Patrick and Cathie Stott, who were shuttled from one race to the next We attempted to sustain their energy and the other swimmers with a large selection of green lollies

With such superb results on the day, it is obvious Krome should be proud of its assets; some talented swimmers, loyal supporters and enthusiastic organisers Congratulations Krome!

KATHRYN GUNN, Krome Swimming Captain

Loud screams and chants, outbursts of bright colours; banners, cheer squads, hoarse captains and supporters! junk food, announcements, starting guns; Dive! Splash! Swim! Laps Finish!

Score board brings further cheers and adds up the final scores Who will win? Time ticks by, the races end, speeches are made as final scores are revealed Yes! Fitchett has won cups are awarded, rubbish picked up.. time to leave and go home

Pip Crocker 11G

TALKINGHEADS

HJUNIOR SCHOOL; MRS DALE.

For Mrs Dale, in the past the small concrete alleyway which separates the Junior School from the rest of the school, has seemed like an insurmountable barrier This year however, the Junior School has been thrilled at the amount of integration experienced between the younger and older girls

"Year 12 girls especially, have been coming down and doing their options and community service," said Mrs Dale, "We've also enjoyed being included in opening the Sports Complex

and participating in the Gala Concert It gives the girls a sense of belonging to the school as a whole."

"Personally however, I get the most satisfaction from watching children start to achieve and feel successful," she said None the less, all aspects of the Junior School have been successful this year

"It has been very hectic — with the four term system; the first two terms have been very full and exciting, but we have become a stable and

very closely knit group," Mrs Dale commented "House spirit, because of a determined effort has grown amongst the students, and for the first time, Junior School staff members have been representatives on committees in the 'big' school We hope that throughout this year and the next, the gap between the Junior and Senior schools will continue to diminish."

JUNIOR SECONDARY SCHOOL; MRS BAKER.

While Mrs Keller is on long service leave, Mrs Baker, who normally teaches English and Bib Studs, is taking her place as Head of Junior Secondary School.

"The last few weeks especially, have been extremely hectic with all this report writing," said Mrs Baker, "but being temporary Head of Junior Secondary school has given me a different perspective of the school — and I also have such a lovely view from the office," she added with a smile

"It has been a very comfortable and happy year however It is always exciting at the beginning of the year with the large intake of new girls Most of our activities are geared around getting to know each other." This year the Year 6's have been on camps, the Year 7's enjoyed picnics and excursions and the Year 8's toured to the Happy Valley Homestead

"Of course we've had the usual grumbles on tidiness and uniform blitzes, but they go on throughout the school," said Mrs Baker "What

MIDDLE SCHOOL; MRS PREST.

"I am particularly impressed by the new train of thought expressed by Middle School girls this year," said Mrs Prest, who is shortly taking long service leave "There are new initiatives in the air—girls are speaking out against smoking and for cleaner rooms," she said, "The SRC too have proved themselves to be a strong and competent force of decision makers Their sense of responsibility grows each year and this year they've had some

wonderful and useful ideas for raising money for making the Nevile Wing more 'aesthetically pleasing.'"

"That has been another highlight for Middle School this year," continued Mrs Prest "Nevile Wing is gradually being done up We will be having the floors carpeted and the walls painted in a nice light colour." she said "Many girls probably won't remember but we used to have portables Ever since they were taken away, Middle School girls have not had an area

is really pleasing however is the enthusiastic participation from JSS girls with the Social Services — grade 6 girls for example participate in Meals on Wheels and I am sure the Senior girls know of the delicious stalls at recess and lunch."

"We've also seen individual forms run assemblies, and the whole school participate in the Aths, Swimming and opening of the Sports Complex." She added, "It's been nice to have increased contact with the other schools

of their own It's been particularly miserable on wet days, but now thanks to the School Council, we will have a nice, warm, dry, place to stay."

In such a busy school however, surely Mrs Prest is looking forward to a well earned break? "I really can't imagine what it is going to be like, being away from the school for so long," she said Mrs Prest returns to school six weeks into term three

SENIOR SCHOOL; MRS MCKENZIE.

Although originally flustered at the idea of doing an interview, Mrs McKenzie appeared to even enjoy speaking about the success of the Senior School It is her opinion that school is a place for ideas and thought - "M.L.C is a vital environment," she said, "full of energy and great ideas I particularly enjoy helping to channel that energy and see it put to constructive use."

For these reasons, Mrs McKenzie regards the School Play as being one of the highlights of Senior School "Not many people realise the sheer effort that went into that production The girls not only produced the play, but took

control of all areas — from ticket selling, to cleaning up afterwards The Prefect System too has been a particularly cohesive group this year," she continued, "I don't think they realise the extent of support they have from the school."

Overall however, Mrs McKenzie was mainly impressed at the new initiatives seen this year, integration for example

"I don't see integration as being only between the schools within M.L.C.," she explained, "but also between teachers and areas outside the school The seminar on feminism was successful therefore, as is the Cross Age Tutoring and Meals on Wheels."

"I am very pleased to see that school spirit is growing too It's great to watch the cooperation between students; raising money for Lindy Tresize and seeing the exchange students fit in so well were really sources of great satisfaction this year," she said

And finally? "School is trying to get away from its traditional authoritarian image," she said "Its been a comfortable and successful year so far, and as we've become less overbearing, there has been more scope and value placed upon difference and variety," KYLIE DAVIS

PREFECTS: BEHIND THE IRON CURTAIN

SENIOR PREFECTS REPORT '87

Well, what can we say that hasn't already been said in one hundred and six years of Senior Prefects Reports? Probably not much, but we think this year has been the best (and we're not at all biased!)

As a committee we wanted an effective year, achieving enough so we wouldn't be left at the end of '87 with that awful question," But what did the prefects do?"

We thought we'd start with improving

communication and breaking down the "iron curtain," between the schools, by approaching committees at all levels to establish a link with all the student bodies So far we've organised a thought provoking forum on feminism, a rock band, a soccer match against some aggressive Carey boys, a talent quest, a lunch with the Junior School girls, a netball match with the Scotch prefects (wearing kilts!), debates in assemblies with much more planned for the rest of the year

School spirit has been on the upward trend in '87, this being particulary obvious at the muddy opening of the P.E complex, where all sections of the M.L.C community were represented, many arriving before the sun The wearing of the uniform also improved (!) as the months rolled by, though the same cannot be said for

the excuses Most inventive was, "My star is trapped in our broken washing machine," and most unoriginal, "It's at the drycleaners and won't be back for ten weeks." Tram duty may not have filled us with the desire to become lollipop ladies or policewomen but the job got easier as we gained courage — and soon everyone was crossing with the "little green man," (!!)

We've had an exhausting year, but worthwhile and definitely memorable Thanks to those students and teachers who have supported us throughout the year, especially Mrs McKenzie for her enthusiasm and the prefects for their loyalty

Good-bye and good luck, SAL, KOULA and LYN

(Left to right)

back row: Debra Stenning, Kate Prideaux, Elizabeth Freshwater, Katrina Knell, Michelle Hutchens, Koula Vasiliadis, Lyndene Wan, Sally McDonald, Michaele Browning, Katherine Shein, Felicity Lewis, Mary Clayton, Joanne Bailing

Nicole Inglis, Karina Archmann, Meg Walker, Kylie Davis, Karen Yeung, Jennifer McRedden, Alexis Shubb, CatherineFinlayson, Jane Froster, Caron Chapman, Jennifer Wintle

POSITION VACANT — SCHOOL PREFECT

Twenty-four capable young ladies required for demanding voluntary position in prestigious girls' school Applicants should be confident, outgoing, enthusiastic, energetic, hard-working and responsible Duties include reprimanding peers when necessary, frequent public appearances, decision-making and (fortunately infrequent) participation in sporting events against barbaric young males Rewards include great job satisfaction, a glowing star, outsize glossy pocket and abuse from friendly(?) students

"Come now Prefects, recess is over."

Prefects 1987; The Whole Big Bad Bunch

front row:

IN THEY COME .

The imposing building stood solidly in front of me, a barrier through which I had to pass to gain access to my new school It frightened me to think of all the girls who had stood before the building in a silent salute, girls who had passed onto other areas of life or death, while the building remained — immortal I experienced a feeling of apprehension and respect

I was apprehensive because I had to prove, once more, that I deserved positions both in the music school and on the school magazine, positions which I had assumed I would hold until I finished year twelve, but I hadn't planned on an upheaval from the security of my "old" school At M.L.C nobody knew me Nobody knew of my strength or weaknesses, and in a moment of bitter loneliness, I felt that nobody really cared After all, what is one more name, one more face in two thousand?

Seeing other girls in the unflattering uniform made me feel less conspicuous than I had felt on the train However any confidence I had gained was lost as I tried to climb the uneven steps near the library, whilst retaining my dignity The courtyard I entered (after a second staircase conquest) was filled with girls who all seemed to be engaged in intimate conversation "Don't hate them!" I urged myself, " you would be doing the same if you had gone back to Tintern." This did not alleviate my sense of jealousy and loneliness I felt that they were the snobs I had expected them to be I was becoming more insecure by the second, willing myself to hate these happy green girls

As soon as I had acknowledged my hostility, I was approached by a girl who was determined to destroy it She offered friendship with a smile, and with a smile I accepted I had received my initiation and I now belonged at M.L.C

My emotional first day was typical of all new girls at M.L.C in 1987 Although some knew other people, they still felt "new" and alone amongst the two thousand other girls The population and physical size of M.L.C was first commented on by most students Many girls had come from schools with populations of under three hundred students At M.L.C they found that they could have three hundred girls in their year level alone A year eight girl felt very lost and bewildered as she had come from a school where year seven had consisted of nine students

As I disproved the myth of mass snobbery at M.L.C in 1986, so did all other new girls in 1987 One year ten student claimed, several weeks into first term, that she still believed all M.L.C girls to be snobs She had a friend with her though, who would not be her friend if she had been a snob One thing that I have found, which I am sure that this girl found too, is that there are so many different types of people at M.L.C

What attracts all these different people to M.L.C.? What makes it one of the largest schools in Melbourne, in Australia? Several of the girls have been sent here because mothers, grandmothers, aunts, cousins or sisters were successfully educated at M.L.C

Others have heard through word of mouth that M.L.C has a lot to offer girls, and that it offers it well We offer nearly every imaginaDle subject and we have some of the finest teachers and finest facilities available to any school In Senior School many new girls changed schools to do the catering or business courses These are courses which can be found in few, if any secondary schools in Victoria

All these assets draw girls to M.L.C but some have found that image a bit idealistic One year twelve girl found the nature of the school very restricting Most other girls, however, feel that they are being given a chance to become adults The year elevens especially, found that in Senior School they are treated "more maturely, and with more respect." They found that the relationships with the teachers became more personal and friendly, allowing good teacher/student relationships to develop

By now the 1987 new girls will consider themselves as old girls, and at the end of the school year, several of us shall pass through the gates for the last time and we will be replaced by others who will be intimidated by the front building, which will say to them: " For girls may come, And girls may go, But I go on forever."

(apologies to Tennyson — "The Brook")

DEANNE CARSON

OUT THEY GO

We all moved up one rung this year in the school hierarchy, but before the Year 11 s could move into Senior Centre, we had to evict the girls who had taken shelter under its roof, and become permanently attached to the beanbags and coffee mugs To any casual viewer it seemed that the girls were ready and willing to go, but we had passed Year 11, and with our superior intelligence, we realised that the girls needed — REHABILITATION

An intensive recuperation course at "Surfers" seems to have cleaned most of the H.S.C poison from their systems, but how are they REALLY coping with the "real world"?

I have bad news for you Most of them haven't joined the real world yet Most of them seem to have entered the mystical playground called "University" Two hundred and ninety girls did Year 12 last year and we found two hundred and twenty of them hiding under their separate pebbles At least seventy seven of those girls made it to the playgrounds of law, medicine, science, arts etc at Melbourne, Monash and La Trobe universities Jeannie Doufas even retreated as far as Brisbane Uni to do commerce

Of course there are other playgrounds to run to There are Institutes of Technology, Colleges of Advanced Education, Colleges of Technical and Further Education and more It's a licorice allsorts playground out there, and sixty four girls are tasting all sorts of exotic flavours

Sonya Giddings is doing a Bachelor of Social Sciences at R.M.l.T in socioenviromental assessment and policy; several girls are doing Cartography (Mr Underwood's influence?); Cayley Matson is doing Osteopathy at Preston Institute of Technology; Mardi Trompf is doing Aeronautical Engineering Lorella Brown and Elena McMellan miss the school ground so much that they are doing teaching; and Mrs Elton-Brown still haunts Bronwyn Parker who is Singing at the Melba Conservatorium At William Angliss, last year's Catering girls haven't even noticed the difference Their classes are made up of a majority of exM.L.C girls

Some girls have been weaned from institutions These are our successes When we threw them out of their beanbags, we did it so fast that they forgot to take their textbooks with them They are now working, on G.A.P or just holidaying Many of the girls who are working now did the business course and now have secretarial jobs, others are just making money to support themselves and their cars before they have to give it all up Many of the girls on G.A.P or holidaying have not left education for good, but have only deferred

G.A.P is a programme like that of exchange student, but you don't have to go to school You go overseas and work and sightsee and generally gain knowledge of the world outside of Australia Nine girls are overseas at the moment, away from school, families and friends Maybe they're the ones who are tasting the "real world", before they further their education

But what about the famous people of 1986?

Our senior prefects and duxes are all at Melbourne's two competing universities, Melbourne and Monash

Senior Lou Dunn is doing Arts at Prefects: MelbournQ;Nat Mikkelson is doing Arts/law at Monash

Deputy

Senior

Prefect: Stephanie Chin is doing Science at Melbourne

Duxes: Natasha Shugg is doing Science/ Engineering at Melbourne

Kit Fong Ng is doing Law at Melbourne

A note to next year's V.C.E students, before you inherit Senior Centre, you have a big job ahead of you as we NEED a very thorough and intensive rehabilitation programme Maybe Fiji instead of Surfers?

DEANNE CARSON and MELISSA POLINESS

UNIFORM: Past Present and Future

Since 1906, a school uniform has been worn by M.L.C girls in one form oranother and has served for most as a source of pride and a symbol of belonging to the school community

It is estimated that this year, in mid-November, the New Summer Uniform (yes! Capital letters!) will be available at retail outlets After many detailed decisions and headaches on behalf of the Uniform Committee, the new uniforms are about to become entwined in the history of M.L.C and be recorded in the archives like the many school uniforms of the past

When the school was founded in 1882, girls were required not to wear a uniform but clothes that were of a "plain and useful character," and "suitable for refined ladies." Most girls therefore dressed as their mothers had done and there was often great contrast in the styles and fabrics of each school student

Gradually, as school spirit grew however, the students began to desire symbols which showed they belonged to M.L.C From the time up until 1900, the official M.L.C colours were varied, including yellow, green, red and black but the most famous being the peacock blue Girls pinned ribbons of this colour with a badge of a dove holding an olive branch, (the symbol of the Uniting Church today,) and silver stars upon their bodices In 1900, further steps were taken and a wide brimmed hat with green band and star was introduced.

The first official uniform for M.L.C did not appear until 1906 however, and consisted of a long navy blue skirt, white blouse, black stockings, lace up boots and green tie From this time on, green and blue appeared blue because it was a refined and conservative colour suitable for daywear and green because it was a favourite of Mr Otto Krome (Now you know who to blame!) Prefects were also given gold stars for the first time in 1906, which developed six years later with the addition of a blue blazer

Sports teams were publicly honoured as well in 1912, and were awarded a green blazer for outstanding efforts Before 1915 however, all sports were played in the school uniform, until a

navy blue tunic with long sleeved white blouse and black stockings was introduced Adhering also to European trends, only one uniform was considered necessary, despite the dramatic changes in Australian temperature It is understandable therefore that the black stockings were generally abhorred

In the 1920's, the sports uniform with the addition of the green tie wornwith a navy jumper and navy or black overcoat was soon recognised as the official winter uniform Girls were given a choice for summer They could either wear the winter tunic without the jumper or a dark navy silk dress with Peter pan collar and cream straw hat Girls bloomers too, had to be either navy blue or black and according to one Old Collegian, "Heaven help the girl if the rising wind showed she wore any other colour.!"

During the mid thirties, the uniform changed again, this time in favour of the green The winter tunic was grey with green pinstipes, as was the blazer and the green blazers owned by the school's sporting stars were greatly prized and very much a status symbol The gym tunic at this stage became green and was worn with a white, short-sleeved blouse, or, if you were in a team, with a grey blouse and a grey and green girdle "It was acceptable practice," said another Old Collegian, "to put our gym tunics under our mattresses on Saturday nights and sleep on them to press the pleats well."

The summer uniform was a silk dress of a green and white blend, with a white Peter pan collar and cuffs Sound familiar? This style uniform remains with us today with the exception that it is now made of cotton

The changes after the 1930's, despite problems presented in World War 2 with fabric rations, remained quite minimal until the '70's In 1973, the straw summer hat was no longer permitted and the green cardigans too, followed them quickly out In 1975 a grey skirt with green pinstripe replaced the grey tunic, and the now famous green blazer was introduced in the seventies

One of the most common grudges held against the school uniform throughout its existence has been its refusal to be a "high fashion item." What may surprise M.L.C girls however, is the flexibility with which the uniform can be worn In the 1970's when big, long collars came in it was permitted for girls to undo their top collar button and create an open neck on the summer uniform The collars on the winter shirts, remnants of which can be found in wardrobes and the swap shop today, are also longer than presently desired, but a symbol of flexibility in the uniform The lengths of skirts and dresses are also negotiable within reason (It really does pay to read the front of your homework notebook!)

Into the future however, goes the New Uniform, which many girls presently at the school, will not, unfortunately be able to wear

The winter uniform consists of a braided green blazer and matching green, six pleated skirt, (also lined for extra warmth!), with a choice of collars on a white shirt containing a dobby and green pinstripe (The collars are either a Peter pan or a cross over neck band.) Instead of a tie, the star will be worn at the neck and black stockings or socks will complete the outfit

The summer uniform will be in a new green and white check with a fixed (but adjustable!) belt, and pleats at the front and back White socks will be worn with the summer uniform

Both uniforms sound much more stylish and flattering in design than previously experienced at M.L.C There has been only one cause for alarm amongst present students — that the dominant colour is still green Despite protests of looking like tram conductors, martians and rows of bottles in the New World Liquor shop, one thing is certain with the recent pink palace, plans to "do up" Nevile wing, and a new green sports complex, the M.L.C of the furture will be, if not a more comfortable place to be, certainly bright and colourful KYLIE DAVIS

OFFICIALLY SPEAKING

S.R.C. Middle SchoolReport

The 1987 Middle School Student Representative Council is putting "representation," back into the SRC Twenty students were elected into the council after many, (over sixty-four,) performed colourful and very entertaining speeches during the first term

Second term involved discussions about improving Middle School for both teachers and students, and money raising events are being planned for the renovation of Nevile Wing Such events include a talent quest, and a Sportsgirl fashion parade Both should be very successful for the school and I would like to thank the Vice President, Belinda Trembath, Ingrid Correy, the secretary and Mrs Prest for all their help; not to mention the Council for all their bright ideas

DAINA CLARK

President.

Year 11Committee Report.

The Year 11 Committee started with a Common Room improvement campaign We discussed most important matters such as more bean bags and more beans in the old bean bags More supplies of tea, sugar, coffee and teaspoons were lobbied for and there were also efforts for a toaster, (which proved unsuccessful,) and a vacuum cleaner to replace the poor, dilapidated carpet sweepers which didn't and still don't seem to be coping (We're still deciding whether it is the carpet sweepers or we girls that aren't coping, but we're pretty sure it's the sweepers.) Anyway, despite the fact that the toaster and the vacuum cleaner (to date) have been unsuccesful, Year 11 girls are at this moment enjoying the luxury of new teaspoons, beanbags, and an increased caffeine intake We also organised a casual clothes day in order to raise money for Lindy Tresize, who is travelling overseas with athletics

Finally however, we would like to quash a misconception which seems to have arisen about the Year 11 Committee We are not as some people would have you believe, "Training Prefects," — so you don't have to rush to put your blazer on when you see our silver and green badges (!!)

The Committee this semester has been quite successful thanks to Mrs Cribbes and Dr Dedman who helped in Mrs Cribbes' absence Good luck to next semester's and even next year's committee

MEAGHAN DAVIS

EXPERIENCIN G EXCHANGE S

This year, as in previous years, M.L.C has been graced with the presence of foreign exchange students, eager to experience (though we sometimes wonder why!) all that happens within these grey walls and in general, gain a taste of Australian culture

In particular, we became accustomed to seeing the bright, smiling faces of our two USA exchange students, both vivacious and enthusiastic, it appears, in all aspects of both school and social life Kate Nooney left America to become a familiar face amidst the sea of green and grey of M.L.C., for an entire year, enjoying her stay immensely and participating eagerly in various school activities June 1987 saw the end of her visit, and she will be sadly missed and we all wish her well Similarly, Kerry Mark made a lasting impression upon us with her long blonde tresses and eager and contagious smile, long after her six months stay She too left us in June 1987 to return to her home in California

Exchange students play an important role in our society, enlightening us about our foreign cultures and for them, actually experiencing it As well as having students visiting us, various students from our own M.L.C community, have been fortunate enough to have experienced

different lifestyles and customs overseas

This year, we welcomed back Alex Frohnert (Yr 12) who spent an interesting and thoroughly enjoyable 12 months in Worms, Germany, and also Alex Bowen (Yr 11) who returned from Japan, and experienced a totally different culture to that in Australia Also welcomed back are Carrie Deutsch (Yr 11) from an enjoyable five months in France and Tracy Matthews (Yr 12) after having spent 12 months in Thailand

For those who are interested in either becoming or hosting an exchange student, there are a multitude of exchange organisations present in Victoria; such as Rotary, Youth for Understanding, SCCE and many more It serves to be a very valuable experience in anyone's life, even talking to the students themselves In assembly, the senior girls were presented with amusing and very interesting recounts, both past and present, of our exchange girls and their experiences and first impressions

LAURA STAMP RS

To all those who remember our 1985/86 USA exchange student, Erleen Anderson, just a note to inform you that not only has she very successfully graduated in June 1987, but also that she's off on another exchange scholarship to.. Egypt!

WHAT'S COOKING

1987 CATERING

As you read this article you will realise that we are the future chefs, caterers, managers, and waitresses of the world

At the start of the year, twenty-two students from M.L.C. and other schools came together and formed the '87 Catering Course Together we do the first year of the course at M.L.C and go onto either William Angliss or Box Hill Tafe for another two years As soon as the year started we were confronted with six subjects, that were nearly new to us Each subject we do relates to management and food and a lot of hard work must be put into them all Cooking

was a great experience and in first semester, we cooked all types of meals individually; in semester two we begin large quantity cooking in the commercial kitchen

Throughout the year, we have thirty to thirtyfive functions for large groups of people This involves twelve girls preparing meals in the kitchen and ten girls waitressing on tables At this present moment we have prepared six functions that offered a high standard of both cooking and waitressing Comments such as, "Our thanks for the excellent meal and the manner in which it was presented," and, "Convey my congratulations on a superb meal to members of staff and the students

responsible " make it all worth while

The course is fantastic to be in if you want to get into the hospitality industry It is a lot of hard work and working as a team is especially important at the functions There are many career opportunities offered in Australia and all around the world however, so when you see us working in Italy, America, or Central Australia, come on in and say hello

Thank-yous go to all staff involved throughout the whole year for all their help and patience

MICHELLE HUTCHENS

BERRY EXCITING!

Sports Day '87

The House Sports day is always a highlight on the school calendar and this year was no exception No doubt by the end of the day there would have been some sunburnt faces lost voices and definitely some sore bodies

Unlike last year, we had no rain, wind or slippery ovals to contend with The day was enjoyed by those who joined in the ball games, relays and field events Several school records were broken by..

Peta Kennedy — High Jump

Georgie Coward —100mm sprint

Melinda Storey — High Jump

Sophie Boland — 100m sprint

Brooke Chapman — Shotput, discus

Kristina Taylor — 100m sprint

Daina Clarke — Softball throw

Karolyn Beach — 100m sprint

Lisa Eno — Softball throw

Peta Kennedy — 400m

Cathy Smith — Long jump

Sophie Boland — 200m

Kerstie Allen — 75m sprint and various ball games

The preparations for the day began in early March when many enthuisastic girls assembled on the oval to practise for ball games After several weeks of lunchtime, recess and after school tryouts and working bees, all houses wefe ready to take on the other houses and determine the winner of the 1987 House Sports

Unfortunately, there was only one winner which was Berry House who took out the Junior, Middle and Senior school cups. The much sought after Proficiency Cup went to Fitchett House

The 1987 Sports Day was completed for another year and I'm sure all who took part in it had fun However, next year, the cup will be retrieved and dusted and M.L.C will rise earlier than usual for the ball games practices and once again the Houses will get together and have some fun

ANON

Being an official on Sports Day, as we found out was not as wild as we thought it would be It was an exhausting and tiresome task

Our brows glistened with beads of perspiration, and our legs bore the strain of sprinting back and forth across the oval countless times, carrying balls, battons, bibs, buckets and the like

Overall — it was a very rewarding experience and we encourage any girl wanting to take part in the school spirit — who isn't athletic — to go for it next year.

For us, it was a character building experience in that it gave us a sense of responsibility and will remain in our hearts forever

STEPHANIE RYAN and SASCHA BENNETT

Olympic Park — we filled a corner of the grandstand but we made ourselves known Bright vivid yellow, blue, green, purple and pink

A Fitchett girl dressed as a lion sweated it out in 30 degree heat jumping, dancing and cheering for her house The Krome cheer squad kept up their enthusiastic cries, and Nevile girls could be heard grunting between pep-song lines!! It was hilarious going in the ball games but the marching was rather dull.. we also discovered what speedy runners our teachers are! Shock! Horror! The boarders aren't bad either! Day girls — we'd better improve our act for next year!

PIP CROCKER (11G)

The novelty event on Sport's Day was the highlight of the day for me The run around the track at Olympic Park made the day The true spirit of the houses and the school were brought out as we exchanged our crazy coloured clothes and running, riding bikes, carrying balloons and laughing wildly, we showed off in front of the school It was our self indulgent thank-you for all those thankless lunchtimes we had spent at marching practices and those frosty winter mornings at ballgames

ALEXIS SHUBB

It was Friday the 27th March The sun was bright and some of us in the stands were getting burnt, well I did anyway Everyone's eyes were glued to the track, unless they were at the Kiosk, watching and cheering their houses As the day stretched on some of us were beginning to look at our watches and stretch our stiff necks By the end of the day Berry had won

ANON

Being the devoted Nevile House recorder I am I trundled along, not only with a thermos of coffee in my picnic basket, but my PE uniform or what was left of it! Desperation saw me enter three ball game events — in all of which we came fourth Surprise, surprise though — it really did make the day more enjoyable Alexis was right!

KYLIE DAVIS

As an official at sports day, I tried to yell louder than officials from other houses in a panicked attempt to get competitors to their events Not being a senior, I was surprised to discover that I was in charge of hearding ALL the girls in track events, that's half of the competitors! Miraculously I survived several mishaps By the end of the day after we'd lost the sports and I'd lost my voice, it was really rewarding to know that I'd actually contributed something (to the loss?!?)

ROSEMARY CHANG

CATO

Well what better weather could we have asked for in contrast to last years efforts? We all had a fantastic day full of fierce competition thanks to Berry! House integration worked well and meant the day wasn't completely serious Once again the giant spectr um of colours brightened the day and under extremely hot conditions everyone competed with continuous enthusiasm

We came a wonderful second in Senior School and third overall Thanks to everyone who participated and to those who supported us Thankyou especially to Karolyn Beach who supported me in my job and made things so much easier Congratulations to Berry and thankyou for the hard competition Keep up the good work Cato

CATHY SMITH (Athletics Captain)

NEVILE

Nevile had a great day at the sports Although we weren't very successful, everyone was very enthusiastic We would like to thank everyone for their support and fantastic effort in practice and competing Thanks PENNY and LEX

KROME

This year's athletics were a great success and we think everyone had a 'grouse' time, we know all the captains did Although, we were not able to retain the trophy from last year, Krome's performance was by no means embarrassing Everyone tried really hard and at the end of the day we had scraped through with a few new records We would have to say that Krome had the most injuries by the end of the day!

Thanks heaps to everyone who helped us get things together, especially Kim Bond and Brooke Chapman (M.S Captains) and Jenny Brownlee and Lucinda Failee (J.S.S Captains) Love your Froggy Captains

JO BUTLER and JO ROBERTS

STOP PRESS!!

Another M.L.C Athletics Sports Day had passed, this year so much enthusiastic and supportive shouting came from the stands that before the day had ended approximately 1000 cases of 'sore throat' were reported

The most affected part of Olympic Park was the Fitchett House area whose occupants suffered most from the 'sore throat' symptom

This Fitchett House epidemic was apparent to the officials at the early stages of the day through to the end and the House was comforted by winning the Proficency Cup

Followers of other houses had to resort to throat soothers to help their symptoms

TANIA MATTEI

This year was my last sports day at M.L.C It aroused strange feelings of "House spirit" — I actually enjoyed it for the first time!

JEZ

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A MISSION FROM GOD

Rev. Cynthia Page

Rev. Peter Wiltshire Farewell

Rev. Ian Higgins

At the age of nineteen, Ms Cynthia Page was one of the youngest trainee ministers in her home town of Adelaide Although her family originally opposed her decision, Cynthia was determined to follow through her commitment to Christianity She recalls wanting desperately to help society, and her strong religious upbringing was a basis for fulfilling these desires through the church Cynthia enjoyed the church summer camps with her friends, yet her decision to join the ministry startled them However, they came to accept her judgement when they saw how much it meant to her After a short period as a minister, Ms Page took a teaching position at M.L.C

Q:"How would you describe the religious program at M.L.C?"

A:"l'm happy with the program, however, I find the girls are sometimes confused about what the course achieves The aims of the course need to be explained more clearly to the girls, so that they are able to appreciate and understand the value of the course."

Q:"What do you see as the role of religion at M.L.C.?"

A:"Religion at M.L.C is largely based on strong traditions, but is important as it provides an opportunity for students to openly discuss their ideas When I was at school there was no religious program and my curiosity was stifled My aim is to see more healthy, liberal, openminded discussion appearing in the curriculum."

Q:"ls being a Christian satisfying for you?"

A:"Yes, essentially it is We can also learn from other religions The Buddhist philosophy of coping with suffering is very relevant I find Jesus' example of sacrifice very moving and it is a motivation for me to dedicate my life to helping others In the future I would like to become involved in working to solve the problems faced by youth and the unemployed, as well as dealing with the difficulties in other cultures."

As a chaplain at M.L.C., Mr Wiltshire aims to "educate, care, council and lead people in worship" When the opportunity to come to M.L.C arose, he accepted because of his desire to be a minister, a teacher, and to work with teenagers He likes to see his task as contributing to "the watering of plants"helping girls to realise their potential as "authentic" human beings-rather than merely pouring water in to a jug

Even as young as eight years af age, Mr Wiltshire recognised the presence of a strong religious side to his being, and that he had to answer this call in order to be true to himself Yet, despite this early decision to become a minister, he became disillusioned in his teenage years with the negative emphasis of the church He says that as people grow older, they become aware of certain inner questions that need to be answered Although he knows people see religion as a crutch for support, he believes it takes strength and determination to face these questions

Mr Wiltshire is sometimes concerned that he does not have enough influence on the students because they are rushed through each stage of the school He likens this process to supermarket shopping as shoppers are frantically grabbing at what they want from the shelves, rather than pausing to reflect upon their experiences and understanding what they have to offer Indeed, Mr Wiltshire includes this idea in his thoughts of an alternative life as a fisherman in a small, rural, seaside port, where he could "write poetry, read theology and reflect more" He would also like to travel to out of the way places and try some gliding

Mr Wiltshire is glad that his experience at M.L.C has given him the opportunity to discuss spiritual questions with the girls He would just like students to see him as a person who pointed them to the richness of their humanity and affirmed them as being persons of unique worth

As Rev Ian Higgins prepares to leave M.L.C after ten years, his hope is that he has helped girls see religion as "exciting with a bit of colour.. a good experience." He feels that one of his main achievements has been dispelling the stereotyped role of the clergy as remote and moralistic He believes that by creating a casual, friendly atmosphere within the school, the girls feel free to talk with him He admires their liveliness and willingness to return his "G'day"

We will miss Rev Higgins' original approach to teaching Who could forget his creationsMelca, epitomising the M.L.C students and Frederica, the frolicksome frog who experiences the ups and downs of life in the lily pond For Rev Higgins, the most memorable chapel services are those in which the students are actively involved "The only way to have really good chapel services is to have the students producing their own words, plays and contributions as their gift," he says

He sees the task of bringing Christianity to all aspects of the students' lives as difficult, yet he approaches it with determination He believes the purpose of Christianity is to be nonjudgemental; free and to affirm people, not to oppress them He likes expressing his thoughts through writing poetry, acting and provoking people by "stirring them a bit"

In ten years at M.L.C., Rev Higgins has seen many changes; he considers the most important to have been the dividing of the school into smaller, more intimate communities He believes the R.E course offers students the chance to voice their comments on life, women's issues and other relevant topics

Rev Higgins is sorry to be leaving, and will miss the enthusiasm of the girls The most exciting thing he has learned at M.L.C is that "everyone has something to give so many gifts."

SUSANNAH LEACH

KYLIE DOYLE SUE CLINCH

REFLECTIONS ON THE SENIOR SCHOOL AND MIDDLE

SCHOOL

CHURCH SERVICE

I watched the two dollar notes mounting in the collection dish I mused that two dollars seemed rather a lot to spend on a church every week But by the time I had carried the crumpled pile of this more familiar god to the altar, I had remembered that a packet of cigarettes cost two dollars So it seemed a small price to pay for God

During the remainder of the service, I chose not to listen to the sermon, the obvious words of prayer and the rounded vowels of the readings Instead, I watched the congregation Why, I wondered, were they all here? For the choir and the prefects and the staff, this was obvious, but what of the rest? I gazed intently at the pews of bowed heads, trying to discern who was speaking with God, who was pretending to speak with God, and who was asleep I saw some giggles I saw some yawns But I also saw a lot of love

Beneath us, a mother was gently stroking her daughter's silky hair and watching, smiling, as her eldest added to the sweet reverberations of a Latin motet A Negro woman and her white husband tried to placate their two squirming boys and eventually gave up Each spent half the rest of the service tossing Tonka toys and building blocks around the foyer with them A father opposite tried to spread his bear-like arms over his three childrens' shoulders, while they talked and laughed and perhaps wondered what this was all for I wondered too, but I didn't really care, because there were families together and ex-collegians together

There were cuff-linked husbands sitting, arms linked with wives And those who were alone still belonged somehow Whether all of their bleary Sunday-morning eyes were raised reverently to the star of the clock above the entrance, I don't know But they were together for the sake of the school, and that is what mattered

FELICITY LEWIS

IMPRESSIONS IN CHURCH.

I feel the cold, Cold creeping through me

Up from the hard wooden pews

The warmth contrasts

This starting at my feet

Thawing, then burning my toes

I hear the preacher

Coming in waves, Droning in monotone

A cross looms above the speaker

Like a threat above his head

Dominating, Domineering, Disapproving

I trace it's patterns

Patterns like a maze

Made of cold cast iron in years gone by Thump, thump

Jerking me back to reality

The speaker's hand is demanding my time

Tense and Intense

The preacher is urgent, Grey suited, grey haired, he demands of my space

The brown walls loom in Looming from all directions

Overbearing and suffocating as he comes to an end

The hymn is relief

I sing in enthusiasm

Amen-the end-Amen

JULIE MAIN

JOLLYJUNIORS

GOOSEY.

I swing like a gibbon I paddle like a duck

Sometimes I'm just a goose

JANE MURRAY Gr20'S

EXPLORATION TEAM.

To be in an Exploration team, As easy as it may seem, Is very, very hard, And you may even be scarred In the bush

Would you risk your life? And never again see your wife? The climate at night May give you a fright, But you can survive, It's for you to decide The weather is bad, Some people are sad Because of their disease, They are likely to sneeze. Please get well

We don't get enough sleep, And there's hardly any water out there in the deep

We get poor nutrition, And uncooperative members, This isn't the life for me

ANNE CAVELIEROS Gr 5L

EXPLORATION!

I am an Explorer, With lots and lots of problems, Diseases, Climate, No shelter and poor clothing

People think exploring is fun, And it is jolly fun

But they are wrong, As they will see, When they meet me

Exploring is dangerous, Scary, frightful and courageous

You may never get home, To see the wheat sown, And your wife, be audacious

LOUISA OPPENHEIM Gr 5L

b y Sort* ' Thi^ q i te

AUSTRALIAN EXPLORERS.

I'm here in Australia and I'm a failure

I've got very little food,

My clothes have ripped, the shelter is poor

We've got first aid and that's about all

I'm here in Australia and I'm a failure

I'm the leader of this team,

One person died and the others are ill.

I'm not sure if we are going to get back

JANE DOLBEY Gr 5

AjiOr t ^ t^ n Senati ^

WORMS

Funny worms,fuzzy worms, Little tiny small worms, Icky silky reddish worms, Those are just a few Wet worms, brown worms, Don't forget pink worms Last of all, best of all, I like earth worms

CAMILLA SLEETH Gr 20'S

WORMS

Worms are big, Worms are small, Worms are tiny, And that's not all!

Worms are tall, And that's not all..., I don't like worms at all

MARIANNE ROSE Gr20'S

by US a Mi^ef^H c

MEAND MY KITTEN.

One day I saw a cat.The cat looked at me The cat said to me," will you look after me?" "I would love to," I said, woke up the next morning and saw my cat with a little kitten, I told my Mum and Dad I was very happy so was my little kitten

LISA FERGUS, Gr20'S

SEESAW

See saw up and down, In the sky, And on the ground CATHERINE Gr20'S

EXPLORERS

Explorers Exploring Always at risk of death Going through fog and mist Sheltering under trees, When the rain is pouring down Sleeping on the hard ground, When the sky is dim Never know what to eat, When your food runs out Poor equipment Terrible first aid Hardly any weapons, For when Aboriginals attack And only two horses left, From the twenty-nine we started off with CAMILLE SMITH Gr5L

THE YEAR

Year 7 Excursion

Between Wednesday March 25th and Monday March 30th, Year 7 s went in their forms for a day each to the zoo to look at vertibrates and invertibrates for science When we arrived at the zoo we were given a sheet and answered questions on the animals until about 11.15am. We then went to the eating area where we had lunch and a rest After this we were allowed to look at and pick up the baby ringtailed possums or reptiles, depending on which group we were in This was fun and the possums were gorgeous We were then given another sheet of questions Many of us enjoyed the new butterfly enclosure and Mazuri's home was also popular! The day was very enjoyable and it was another opportunity for us all to get to know one another!

JODIE BAKER

NEWS FROM: YEAR 8 GEOGRAPHY

On Friday, June 5th, 8H and 8B had the privilege of having Mr Rob Gell to talk about the weather and Antarctica He arrived on time and the discussion began almost immediately During the time he was there, he explained the procedures of presenting accurate weather forecasts on radio or television He also showed a few slides of weather maps and explained how to interpret them Later the topic was changed to Antarctica He told us about the many explorers who have tried to traverse Antarctica Since he has been to Antarctica before, he was well aware of the hard work that goes into the preparation prior to the actual trip One of the most important factors of preparation was to have sufficient food and very warm clothing Considering the fact that he is a weather man, he handled the class of sixty girls with authority All in all, it proved to be a very successful and interesting morning which we all enjoyed

VALERIE HOONG 8H

Year 8 Camp

On Tuesday, March 10th, two buses left the school grounds choc-a-bloc full of excited Year 8 s After a long drive, we arrived at "Porepunkah", our home for the next few days Situated near Myrtleford in the Ovens Valley Region, it was quite pretty with bush all around and hills rising in the distance

Our first activity upon arrival was the "Lateral Thinking Course" This was a number of objects set up which we had to go over, under, and through in groups of about 10

Then we had the camp-out night A short walk away from our lodging place was a hill covered in straw on which 3-girl tents had been pitched earlier that afternoon A long fire lay for cooking We had a few supplies and prepared our meals ourselves

On Wednesday, the plan was to have a billy boiling race Then, loaded with a box of food, we were sent off to different spots in the bush to make lunch and to create our own stretchers from our own resources It took a lot of organizing and groupwork for our task to be completed but it was fun One group spilt their water supply so they tried boiling eggs in cordial It didn't work

Thursday morning held four activities: Fun and Fitness; an obstacle course that made you

hot and sweaty but it was fun Aerial Rope Course; we had to get around without touching the ground Some parts were a bit scary and a little tricky but that was my favourite activity Art and Craft; we made leaf prints and did paintings Mud Brick /Damper Making; the name explains it all.

Then on Friday, two busloads of tired and happy girls returned to M.L.C It was a very enjoyable and exhausting ten days

JENNIFER DEVLIN 8G

YEAR NINE DEBATE

As the first groups of year nine girls entered the assembly hall, they all noticed that they were having something a little different for assembly Approaching down one of the aisles was a group of about ten people from Wesley College Excited whispers could be heard among some girls while others looked totally bored The Wesley group separated; three of them sat at one of the three desks arranged in the front, ready for the debate ahead

After a few minutes had passed, four M.L.C girls approached the remaining desks; three at one desk and the fourth taking the chairperson's seat at the middle desk Every debater looked nervous as they sat there, waiting

After a shaky start, the chairperson, Amelia Chung introduced the teams and the topic — "that co-education is the best" The Wesley team consisting of Nicki Lefkovits, Matthew Kuperholz and Matthew Kavalski took the affirmative, while the M.L.C team of Catherine Fawns, Hermoine Crompton and Wendy Lam took the negative side The debate was adjudicated by Miss Phillips

Nicki opened the debate with an excellent speech; one which was equalled by Catherine's opening speech for M.L.C Several subjects were discussed including discrimination against any one sex, girls distracting boys' studies or vice versa, and social behaviour Both sides were amusing to listen to, although they occasionally made mistakes about aspects of high school life which they had not experienced; mainly in areas concerned with sports

Unfortunately for M.L.C our girls lost, but only by one point; the final scores being 230 to 229. The best speaker was awarded to Matthew Kowalski, the last speaker for the affirmative side, who achieved a score of 78 points

Bad luck M.L.C but congratulations Wesley!

YEAR 10 TWO-

PERIOD ELECTIVES

In Year 10, all girls have a double period of their chosen elective once per cycle Among the old "favourites" still remain Community Involvement, Computer Club, Debating, Dressmaking, First Aid and Glasswork For several years now, Motor Mechanics has been offered under the guidance of Mr Thelby Reedy-Crofts from the University of the Third Age and students have been able to pick up many helpful hints Aerobics has remained an exhausting(l), yet popular elective, The format of the First Aid course has changed, and instead of completing the Red-Cross course, students now follow the St John Ambulance course in order to receive a certificate (if they pass) after undertaking a written and a practical exam (It's not really that hard, believe me, I passed!!)

Many new electives have been introduced and most have proven very popular Golf and Windsurfing have given many girls new interests and opportunities Another new elective is Musical Comedy Workshop and at the end of each semester a production is performed (after much practice) A fantastic and amusing show called The Boy Friend', involving many skills, was shown at the end of the first semester to most of the year ten students

I hope that in the future, the interesting and broad range of activities will remain and grow for many more girls to enjoy

ASHLEIGH WALKER, 10F

Community Involvement

"Community Involvement" was introduced to the College about three years ago, as part of the two period elective programme offered to students in Years 9 and 10

It involves students being allocated to a community agency, (kindergartens, nursing homes, animal care institutions etc.) which they visit for one afternoon each cycle for a period of one semester

THAT WAS

In addition to these agencies, students in Year 10 have the opportunity to participate in the Cross Age Tutoring Programme which involves working on a one to one basis with students at Kew Cottages Special School; catering for young people with physical, mental and social disabilities Here our girls, closely supervised by teaching staff at the Special School, carry out the special programmes which have been designed to meet the individual needs of each recipient

The overall aims of these programmes is to "expose students to situations and social issues which will expand their knowlege of the world and give them a practical means by which they can contribute to society, take responsibility and develop confidence and maturity." Girls are encouraged to learn about some aspects of the community in which we live, and we hope that through their participation, they will not only help others but come to realise that those being helped also have a great deal to give in return

SUE HEFFERMAN

Special Services Co-ordinator

YEAR 10CABARET

It was the night of nights for the Year 10's

The atmosphere was full of tension, and the anxiety had reached it's peak The theatre Arts classes had obtained Davis Hall and the Year 11 's common room for the two nights of stardom Frantic last minute rehearsals built up the noise level Then the clock hit 6:30pm

The guests were greeted by the ships crew at the gang plank, before entering the foyer of the S.S 'Masque' Set in the 1930's, the 'Masque' set off for a two week luxurious cruise

First act was courtesy of Miss Groutsch's Theatre Arts class They provided an opening of dancing, superb acting, comedy and of course the strange happening

Second Act was a Starry Night on the deck This proved to be very humorous and witty

The Year 12 Catering girls prepared an exquisite meal to complement the stage show and the View Point girls did an amazing job on the publicity I think all concerned may be commended for a well organised and enjoyable night

CAROLINE LOWDER. 10H

THE YEARTHAT WAS 1987 MIDDLE SCHOOL

S.R.C. ELECTIONS.

The 1987 Student Representative Council (S.R.C.) elections brought out the untapped talent of many of the campaigners and their support groups.Although not quite all of the candidates made their intentions and policies clear, most of the speeches were well thought out and well presented There were ingenious ideas behind quite a few of the presentations It was nice to see, among the highly entertaining and amusing speeches, some 'straight' speeches,keeping directly to the point of what S.R.C and the elections are all about

Unfortunately not all of the candidates could be elected and the final twenty were;

From year 9: Louise Bales, Kirsten Balmer, Georgie Coward, Louise Findlay, Tania Glogoski, Clair F Leach, Elizabeth Oxley, Angie Pantazi, Libby Svars, Christine Tan

From year 10: Sandra Chin, Kate Gibson, Tina Grundman, Dinusha Joseph, Emma Leary, Michelle Mullins, Catherine Svars, Daina Clark as President, Belinda Trembath as Vice President and Ingrid Corrie as Secretary

All candidates, successful or not, should be applauded for the effort and thought which went into their speeches, especially the year nines, who gave some excellent speeches, despite this being their first year involved with such elections

HELEN MENTHA

SENIOR SCHOOL SOCIAL SERVICE

No, the senior school social service committee's main aim this year was not to threaten you all into parting with your precious pennies Instead, we tried, with your help, to financially support a worthy cause — that is, the RSPCA

Unlike many other senior school committees, we are not generally well known by the student body However, we have managed to achieve a significant amount this year There are no real rewards except the satisfaction of raising money and helping charities that desperately need aid

For the first part of the year, the committee did many of the usual things to raise money We sold those yummy, life-saving, anti-depressant, energy restoring, fattening, chunkus, 'I Owe You' chocolate bars (Phew! What a mouthful!) We also had a couple of stalls and a casual clothes day (in conjunction with the prefects) which was enthusiastically greeted by a large number of fashion conscious students

We raised a total of $334 for first term and this money was sent to the RSPCA which will make the lives of many unfortunate animals brighter

In particular we would like to thank Mr Fry, Kirsten Seletto, Sue Bauer, and Suzanne Knox as well as all the other committee members

We hope that social service will continue to be a significant factor in school life in the future years

TANIA LANG and SONALI REID

YEAR TEN DANCE

I stood surveying the prospective partners Would I go for the tall, dark and handsome stranger? Or maybe that blonde surfie type with the delicious muscles? Or maybe that rugged guy with the spiked hair, studded leather jacket and diamond stud in his nose? As I pondered this, I saw my friends and rushed over to them What a remarkable change from school! I was really pleased when Kate admired my hair, for I had spent hours getting it just right.

I admit I had doubted whether holding the dance in the Assembly Hall was a good idea, but it turned out well after all There was a large dance floor, and comfortable seats if you wanted a rest Refreshments were in the foyer, providing a place where it was actually possible to carry on a conversation without too much difficulty!

Although overall it was an uneventful night, I enjoyed myself thoroughly — well this was my official night to rage! I met a heavenly guy.. despite the fact he only reached my shoulder, was incapable of holding a conversation with anyone, and kept stepping on my feet!

The night, I felt, was a success

EUNICE FINTER

MIDDLE SCHOOL HOUSE ORATORY

The 'home' was this year's theme for the Middle School House Oratory Competition, held on June 11th Berry House representative Jodey Storey spoke on the topic 'Charity Begins at Home'; Cato House representative Emily Morieson discussed 'How Home is Where the Heart is.'; Fitchett House representative Ingrid Corrie, spoke on the topic 'There is no place like home.'; Daina Clark, representing Krome House spoke on A Man's Home is his Castle'; and Nevi le House speaker Cathy Svars discussed the topic A Woman's Place is in the Home.'

Each speaker presented their speech confidently Ingrid related her humorous personal experiences at a friend's home and Daina gave a very realistic impersonation of Mr Bob Hawke

Mr Crawford adjudicated the five speeches and awarded the oratory cup to Ingrid Corrie of Fitchett House

TANIA MATTEI, 10H

Yes girls, these are your prefects

YEAR 12GEOGRAPHY CAMP

A torrential downpour awoke us on Friday 15th of May, and the warm bed was a far more welcoming idea than a working weekend at the beach But alas, Cape Schanck beckoned

The storm continued all day with forty morbid geography students receiving sympathetic smiles from friends We finally arrived at "AceHigh Riding Ranch" and groaned at the thought of sleeping in open "American-style" wagons Fortunately forty young ladies received the sympathy of the manager and we were relocated to "Annie Oakley", "The Lone Ranger", "Miss Kitty" and several other heated cabins

The next morning was "fine", the overbearing clouds had held off! The mangrove swamps were our first point of interest Fiona's interest in the mud prompted further investigation and soon she found herself covered from neck to foot in mangrove mud Luckily Dad's gumboots were scrounged and worn by many while some paraded in "fashion boots", green, yellow and pink!

In comparison to the devouring swamps, we visited a regular sandy beach and examined the flora, structure, PH levels, impact of man on nature and the fauna, or "local talent" We left soon after Marina was swallowed by a saltbush

Arriving back at the "Ranch" at 4.00pm, horses were saddled for a sunset ride Wearing yellow stackhats, the figures bobbed over the horizon — Mr Underwood perched on his horse desperately kicking and yelling, "Get going you !**"

Sunday was spent hiking up and down the boardwalk at Cape Schanck We left the magnificent formation with souvenir rocks in our pockets We were soon on the road to Melbourne and were brought back to the reality of school the next morning

Overall it was a successful weekend, due to the organisation of Miss Shipp and Mr Underwood and the year 12 M.L.C coastal geomorphologists

KARINA ARCHMAN

CHESS 1987

For all those who have no idea what happens in West Biology every Tuesday and Friday lunchtime, you are about to find out!

Girls from all levels of the school play chess,and they are not your average woodpushers — this year M L C has been the school to beat but nobody has! M L C girls have played in many prestigious tournaments this year, including the largest tournament ever held in Australia:The Adsteam-Lidum's International in Adelaide Nearer to home many promising juniors have played for M L C., gaining valuable experience necessary to carry on M L C's outstanding record as the top chess playing girls' school, which it has been for ten years

What would be interesting to know is why few middle school girls play chess Perhaps its the time of greatest peer group pressure — we don't know but maybe the boyfriends don't like the thought that their girlfriend may be able to beat them Luckily junior school girls have other things on their minds, the many girls in the Junior School Chess Club who just want to be at the top of the chess club ladder is phenomenal — watch out for these future champions, after all M L C already has the youngest ever Victorian Women's champion

All this success is due to Guy West the ever suffering coach who has put up with every conceivable blunder with great patience, only rarely succumbing to the anguish we cause him M L C has scored impressive wins against boys' schools in Interschool chess where M L C is one of the few girls' schools in the Melbourne wide competition

PATRICIA COLLINS and NADINE KETCHELL School Chess Captains

Mrs Feikema: "Lust (a German word) just means desire No, not that kind of desire, it means pleasure .. . no, that's wrong too! Lust just means joy or pleasure, not lust at all."

Mrs Elton-Brown: (to the choir)"Add conceit to your long list of attributes."

Student, "Please God don't let us have a test!"

Mr Pearce, "I've never been called that before!"

Miss Turner, "Now, what is needed for the cells to swim to each other?"

Student, "Bathers?"

Mrs P Wells, "The poem 'Tirra Lirra' is about King Arthur and the table of round knights"

Mrs Cribbes: "I have to be in two places at once. Being a clever person I can cope with that."

Miss Phillips, "Ronald Reagan should not wear pink fluffy slippers because they don't suit

Mrs ELton-Brown: "Don't practise wriggling or yawning, your expertise in those directions is not in question."

Mrs Gabbe: "Have you all gone into hyperdrive in reverse?"

Mr Bell, "I think I've lost my voice box.. oh it's come back again It felt like my voice box popped out If my voice box does pop out, could you please put it back and not step on it."

Mrs Cribbes: "Puntuation is very real to me You can tell, can't you? I'm obsessed by it."

Mrs Gabbe: "Regard yourselves as dismally, DISMALLY shot."

What's a nice girl like you ?

QUOTES!

Mrs Cribbes: "Mrs Cribbes is probably one of the most intelligent people you'll ever meet in your entire life Awesome isn't it?"

Mrs Rawlings: "I have virginal ears."

Mrs Gabbe: "Let's write some notes."

Student: "How about A? B flat?"

Mrs Gabbe: "How about you'll be flat?"

Mrs Cribbes: "Being a Canadian I am opposed to preferential voting, it's dumb Besides, I can't work it out."

Mr Notsis, "We are all social animals!"

Mrs Gabbe: "Guess what? I burnt the bench!"

Mrs Elton-Brown: "I don't want to start talking I may not stop."

OUTWARD BOUND

We've been here for nine whole days, We've learnt quite a lot

We've dunnied upon dense scrub and bush

And eaten all from a dixie pot

We've walked along old, dusty tracks

And up to mountains high

When used to doona beds alike, On stones and rocks we lie

We've abseiled down a rocky cliff

And climbed a slippery slope

We thought that we would never do it

But, then again, we coped

We wanted to go home so much, But also stay there too

We've done the rope course proudly And dug our own bush loo

With bivvy cords and vegy balls, We've made perfect biwies

And to keep the cold outside our bods, We've worn socks and skivvies

But overall it's been fantastic, It has been really great

We've learnt how to survive in the bush, And we've all become great mates

LYNDAL MILLER. 10 A (written in Year 9)

Mr. Bell:a Pyromaniac

Did you know that Mr Bell's most embarrasing moment was when he started a bushfire at the innocent age of fifteen? It seems that the local Warracknabeal louts (word has it that he was the ringleader,) decided to light a bonfire on a Total Fire ban day When it began to get too hot for comfort, one of the lads grabbed a broken bottle, ran down to the nearby creek, ran back slopping water everywhere as he went, and flung the remaining drops onto the raging fire Meanwhile, poor Mr Bell was tugging desperately on a sapling branch He had a really snappy idea that he could use it to beat out the fire like they do in the movies

However Mr Bell's destiny was to be a humble teacher and trendy Fitzroy inhabitant, not a hero So one of the boys who was sensible enough to realise this, pedalled away on his Malvern Star and alerted the Warracknabeal fire brigade They were in the middle of a cricket match and were none too happy at the interruption However, being easygoing country folk, they hopped into their fire truck, sirened through Warracknabeal (this took twenty-three seconds) and put the fire out with one squirt of their hose

Mr Bell was still shaking in his desert boots and grimy with cinders when they asked him how two acres of his parents' friends' land had been burnt out "I wasn't smoking! I wasn't smoking!" he squeaked, "I'm a good boy." In this way he avoided imprisonment, but if we ever see smoke coming from Senior Centre we'll know who to suspect, won't we girls?

(Apologies to inhabitants of Warracknabeal and Fitzroy, other pyromaniacs and, of course, Mr Bell — but he asked for it.)

SENIOR HOUSE MUSIC 87

Unfortunately, by the time "Silver and Green" goes to press, (doesn't that sound official?), the Senior House Music Competition will not have taken place As most of the Music Captains are Year 12's however, we thought we would take this opportunity to give a build up to the competition and sing the praises of the hardworking Captains (Yes, there is truth to the rumour Life is an Ensemble rehearsal, to which no-one turns up.)

The sections this year will continue to be Massed Singing, Choral Ensemble, Instrumental Ensemble and Variety The jobs of the Music Captains have been made harder this year because of the split exam timetable and the four term year All Captains are working diligently none the less, to ensure that precious rehearsal time is not wasted and the competition promises to be varied, amusing and jam packed with musical brilliance KYLIE DAVIS

Searching for inspiration

Congratulations to Cato and Nevile Smiling Music Captains — well the works over now!

BONJOUR MES

AMIES,UND TAG MEINE

FREUNDINEN!!! CAVA7WIE

GEHT'S?

There are five of us supposed 'linguists' in year 12 1987 who dare to study both French and German Yes that's right, TWO languages!! So those of you who whinge about having to study one language,think of us poor souls having to do our numerous vocab tests, grammar tests, essays,orals (groan) which often occur on the same dav

On a more serious note, we must congratulate and thank Frau Tarran on her superb organisation of the 'wunderbar' and 'fantastisch' Year 12 German day at Toorak Teachers Centre on Sunday May 17 It was chocca-block with funfilled activities and we even discovered Jo and Suramya's amaaaazing hidden talents with regard to bongo drums!! It was a very successful day from which we all gained help (?!?) in areas

Middle School Oratory Competition

such as essay writing, oral work and learning how to handle everyday situations We are looking forward to the next German Day in August! We'd also like to thank Frau Derlett for her help with our Deutsch oral lessons We must also give our best wishes to Fraulein Dittloff, who will be greatly missed as she leaves us to have her kleines Kind!

With regard to Francais, the Alliance was the event of the year and thanks to Mrs Shaw for putting up with her two 'wild' french classes The high-point of the course was the CUISINE!!! We usually cooked exotic dishes once a cycle such as Souffle au fromage, Tarte aux pommes and billions more Unfortunately, Melbourne Uni French day happened to fall on the day before our mid-year exams, and a majority were unable to attend Thanks also to Suzannte for her help with our oral work and various other classes

Good Luck, Bonne Chance and Viel Gluck for those continuing or beginning a language in 1988

LAURA STAMP, JOANNE SKELLEY

THE BOARDING HOUSE

INSIDE REPORT:

The first six months of this year have for all new boarders, been a time of experiencing a new lifestyle, making new friends and learning to cope with minimal nutrition 1987 has seen the introduction of a new catering company in the Boarding House in an effort to try and give the boarders the nourishment they have been lacking for so long To the day-girls it may appear that this scheme has been successful However, do not be disillusioned! Whilst we enjoy an assortment of victuals for lunch the evening meal always proves to be an interesting concoction

The first weekend, being closed, saw the traditional trip to Dromana and the Family Day being replaced by an excursion to Emerald Lake on Saturday and a barbeque followed by Life-Be-ln-lt Games on Sunday Both these activities proved to be a huge success as numbers of girls joined the long queues for a ride down the waterslides at Emerald Lake and many girls sought to try their skills on the oval

The Boarding House Fete is becoming an annual event with this year's fete being held on March 14th This year, the fete, although being smaller than last year's, proved to be just as successful with a profit of $2000 being raised It

was decided that $1000 should be added to our donation of $1500 from last year's fete to purchase a stained glass window which is now in the pool area The remainder of the money will be spent on facilities required in the Boarding House

The Senior Boarders' Social was held this year in a new venue in the Centenary Building Davis Hall took on a new look as it was decorated with aluminium foil and spray paint

A disc jockey and a band — "Dreaming Colours", provided the entertainment for the evening for the M.L.C., Scotch, Xavier and Caulfield boarders

Boarders' Birthday Night this year was a huge success with the theme being the circus

The dining room was decorated with two huge parachutes and balloons to give the effect of the "big top" The majority of the house staff were suitably dressed in clown costumes while others chose to be a trapeze artiste or a tiger

The lion tamer for the evening was Mr Loader who was appropriately dressed in a top hat and cape and carried a whip all evening The Boarders' Concert took on a new form and was titled "The Boarders' Tonight Show" A number of day-girls and staff enjoyed an insight into Boarding House Life through the eyes of a boarder

The Inter-House Athletics Competition again saw the arrival of Tiddeman in a blaze of red The Tiddeman war-cries rang through the stands as the boarders moved into a T-shape formation and marched across the oval The House versus School versus Staff relay was again won by the staff who must have been training all year for the event as well as eating "Weeties breakfasts"

Finally, 1987 has seen some changes in house staff Early in the year we were joined by an ex-M.LC girl, Miss Caroline Fry, who is currently studying architecture at R.M.l.T and working part-time in the Boarding House Miss Vanny leng left towards the end of first term to get married The antics of Miss leng have been sadly missed but she keeps in frequent contact with the house and the boarders Miss Andrea Falk joined the staff half way through term two and we hope her time with us will be a happy one

The first two terms have been busy ones but we still have Christmas Dinner and Year 12 Muck-up Night to come — both of which are events to look forward to!

MELISSA POLINESS

Sounds like. . .

The MusicSchool

This year has been an unusually hectic one for the entire music school, with many extra performances by the different groups within the school, such as choirs, madrigals, and orchestras, not forgetting many individuals The first major performance of the year for the Concert Choir was the concert in the Sidney Myer Music Bowl with George Dreyfus and approximately one hundred and sixty brass instruments This involved the two hundred voices within the choir struggling to be heard, even with amplification, and one extremely handsome soloist

Other performances included the Senior and Middle School Church service in March and the Evening of Chamber Music near the end of term The Chamber Music involved students preparing their own work in small groups, often with no more than one to a part These groups, with promptings from various music teachers including Mrs Elton-Brown, Mr McCulloch, Mr Burns, Mrs Morelv and an infinite number of other teachers, deserve no less credit Mr Van Ernst's absence in term 1 meant that Mr Burns conducted the Concert Orchestra and Mr McCulloch and Mr Burns shared in the conducting of the Training Orchestra When Mr Van Ernst returned, he and Mr Burns shared the conducting of the Concert Orchestra Mr Burns this year also formed the Concert Band and Mr McCulloch instructed the String Orchestra in Miss Robertson's absence

The Gala Concert in June was the product of many months of hard work for all concerned, especially for the newly elected Group Leaders. Congratulations to Debbie Dowling, Leader of String Orchestra and Concert Orchestra, Jane Froster, Leader of the Senior Madrigal Group and Marianne Rowland, Assistant leader of the Senior Madrigal Group for their hard work and excellent conducting The Gala Concert is the major event of the Music School's calendar and it was a great success In all it has been a very busy yet very enjoyable year in the Music School

LINDA PENNINGTON

The Senior Orchestra 1987

Conductor: Mr Hank Van Eamst

MADRIGALS

The String Orchestra 1987

Conductor: Mr Clive McCulloch Leader: Deborah Dowling

The MLC Concert Choir 1987

Conductor: Mrs Jane Elton Brown

Year 12 Dance

"I can't believe how different everyone looks when they're not wearing green gingham!

exclaimed an astounded Mr Pryke after official introductions had been made

Inside the Southern Cross Hotel Ballroom, amidst the rustling of taffeta, the excitement grew Tremendous thought had gone into our outfits and choice of accessories le collarpulling young men Outside, there was even a full moon!

The night began with a bang (or was it a "boom, boom!?") setting the tempo for everyone to kick up their heels (yee ha!) and prepare for a serious night's raging

Congratulations for such a successful evening go to the Year 12 Dance Committee It was their silent but hardwork that made the evening so special, and thanks also to those brave and fearless girls who held the dreaded but long-awaited after parties

In an effort to obtain a Silver and Green scoop I tripped (literally) around one after party and asked girls and their dates how they enjoyed the night:

KYLIE DAVIS

"This is a really original male comment." — Colin

"I'm engaging in my favorite pastime." — C

Jack

"I had such a lovely time It was just FAB Let's do it again Rah Rah!" — S Ryan

"This is the most capitalistic, materialistic highlight of the year." — M Browning

"Love to make a comment for the Silver and Green, Kylie, and I won't say "Wasn't it ace?"

I'll say "Gee wiz wasn't it groovy Let's do it again darling, and thanks for last night." " — Jules "I'll tell you when I remember" — F Richards

"Ace mate!" — B Corey

"We're glad we came and although it's 25 to 2 we're still in a sober state of mind. — M Simms

"Ummm enjoyed it?" — P Riedel

"I just loved speaking in front of 600 people I could see that microphone waiting for me." — C McCombe

"What am I going to say to my date next?"

J Foster

"Pretty much just another night — after the aura of dances wore off in Year 11." — F Lewis

I quite like this song, that's two comments." Colin

"Expletive, expletive, expletive fantastic!" — S Markey

"Maybe we are really all butterflies, so it doesn't matter." — Emma

"Due to lack of interest tomorrow has been cancelled." — Ali Mayor

"I'm glad it doesn't happen every day of the year." — Mr Gunn

"So far I've been lucky — no one's been sick in my bedroom." C Gunn

"Where's my man?" — J Tillinn

-Sarah and Steph put a hex on the evening

Turbo powered purple

It was Berry's never ending enthusiasm throughout the year which kept those purple colours soaring! The opening event of the year was the swimming sports, captained by Karen and Fleur, in which we discovered that Berryites bare no relation to fish Not too dispirited we stuck to dry land and vigorously launched into ball games practices, sporting our true purple colours Sports day was definitely the highlight of the year for Berry, bringing home the Junior Secondary, Middle and Senior cups in an overwhelming effort by all participants This fantastic result was doubled when the Junior Berryites won the Junior School sports 3 weeks later! Many thanks to all the Aths captains A special mention must go to the unreal enthusiasm of all the Junior Sec girls!

Berry's senior house production of "All the world's a stage" directed aptly by Judith Watkins involved an incredibly talented cast and crew that brought the play up to its full potential on the night

Loyal Berry supporters from years prep to 12 donned their masses of purple ribbons for the opening of the Sports Complex, the first time in our six years at M.L.C that the whole of Berry had gathered together This, together with the thousands of balloons and streamers created a memorable event

As practices are now underway for the senior house chorals (under the great leadership of Jane Froster and Lyndene Wan,) we feel sure that we will give a first rate performance due to the tremendous team work already evident

The Berry parties continue to be heaps of fun amongst devoted Berryites, promote great team spirit and produce unique purple "food."

Throughout the year the support and leadership of Paula Matson (Middle House Captain), Dana Fail (Junior Secondary House Captain), and Cathy Porter (Junior House Captain) has been appreciated in maintaining the house spirit Many thanks to the neverending support of our enthusiatic house mistresses Mrs Brooks, Mrs Christie, Miss Taylor, and especially Mrs Chamberlain for her continuous encouragement and involvement with us The organisation and patience of all the house recorders is also valued tremendously

Heaps of luck for Berry in '88 — keep that dynamic enthusiasm and fighting spirit — look after Myrtle, our greatest support — the purple turtle will forever reign!!!

KARINA ARCHMAN (house captain)

EMMA TONKIN (vice captain)

Jasmin Goh, Kate Bergen, Valerie Hoong, Melanie Murphy, Kate Duell, Dana Fail (captain), Sandra Bauer, Penny James, Sally Gittins(vice-captain), Annelie Mitchell, Fiona Sutherland and Holly Schanck Cassie Hall, Melissa Perks Natasha Waldron

Berry Senior Captains Kim Sharman, Tania Ash, Patricia Collins, Karen Dreher, Lyndene Wan, Jane Froster, Suzie Gardiner, Pauline Cheung, Judith Watkins, Sue Bauer, Fleur Worboys, Emma Tonkin Karina Archman Mary Studdert, Debbie Stenninq, Natalie Cates Melinda Story,

Berry Junior Secondary Captains

CATO BEARilliant BEARS

Mary: Well.. so far Cato you've done it again!!

Sally: Yes, as we've always said, "winning isn't everything."

Mary: This year Cato has shown a great sense of house spirit as proven by the opening of the P.E complex on a cold, wet Saturday morning, Pooh's party, cheerleading, our lively assemblies

Sally: And not only have most of the captains been really supportive but successful too In Senior School, for example we've won the drama ("Requiem" — well done Caron!),debating, cricket. .. tennis.

Pooh Bear: Middle School and J.S.S have also been really enthusiastic I'm confident that all Catoites will continue to win until the end of the year — and if not, try their bearst and have a good time Cato may have a reputation of coming third, but after first and second term we were coming first!!

Jenny and Georgie have been true Cato captains in leading their J.S.S comrades, the

Middle School captains, Kate and Vicki too We can't mention all the names but we appreciate you all

Thanks to Mr Notsis, our camera happy S.S house teacher, the efficient M.S mistresses Miss McDonald and from J.S.S Miss James who joined in whole heartedly cheering and losing her voice at sports day

Bill Mathieson in the Assembly Hall has been a true Cato man Thanks also!!!

What with swimming(4th), athletics(4th), M.S and S.S "orating" (2nd), M.S cricket(lst), J.S.S softball(1 st), cheering, working, and bearing we've all (well most of us) have been busy and the 2 of us sorry, 3 of us (Mary, Sally and Pooh) hope you've had a bearilliant year

Keep it going for ever and bear ever!!

Bye Cato

MARY CLAYTON (captain)

SALLY MACDONALD (vice captain) and Pooh Bear (fat and friendly)

P.S (Pooh says): Hello and thankyou to the Cato Junior Schoolers who helped at the P.E Complex Opening Day

Bearfor we go..

all people new to the Catoites' love for her house and mascot, we apologise for a general lack of modesty

Fitchett Senior School Captains

FITCHETT The LION

The year started with a ferocious roar when Fitchett won the swimming Sports The combined efforts of all the captains found the swimming lions in the pool and the roaring lions in the grandstand We showed the other houses that we meant business — no longer were we the placid kittens of the past, but the LIONS of the present Well done Trudi and Mel and the other Swimming Captains Thanks to all the lionesses who roared loudly on the day Then the lions took to the track and field for the Athletics On a sunny day, Fitchett House, led by Claire and Kate and the Middle and Junior Captains were on the prowl Spirits were running high, and we held our heads proudly when it was announced that we had come second overall, and won the Proficiency Cup When the Senior School girls came out of their cages for their various sporting activities, we were all shown their various abilities Fitchett House played with great skill and determination, but always with a big smile and plenty of House spirit When our softballers came a mighty first on the diamond, we were all very proud of them

In the oratory competition, Michaela spoke about Aids and the lions all roared when she came first

In the Senior Drama Festival, Fitchett House performed a play called "The Balance." Produced and directed by Jenny and Freya, Fitchett performed excellently, and was awarded second place The Middle School lions led by Sandy and Abigail came out of their dens in a fighting spirit They showed heaps of enthusiasm in all activities

With a mighty roar Fitchett (Ingrid) won the oratory competition The drama is underway and we are looking forward to Fitchett's play

The fighting spirit of all Fitchett Middle School lions has been great all year and we are very proud of all of you

The Junior Secondary lions ably led by Jane and Andrea have been motivated the whole year In all sports they played tremendously well with success in some, including tennis

Thanks go to Mr Ellis, Mrs Myers and the house mistress of Junior Secondary School We would like to say a big thankyou to Ms Ditloff who is leaving us to pursue maternal callings She has been very faithful for a number of years and we wish her all the best We would also like to give all our captains and faithful followers a big RRRRRROOOOoooooaaaaarrrr for all the help and support they have given us throughout the year

Thankyou also to the three recorders, especially Marion, for their invaluable help Even though the year hasn't finished yet, everyone has combined in a rip-roaring effort Keep roaring in the future, Good Luck and Best Wishes

Michelle Hutchens

Megan Brown

KROME LEAPing to success

Krome house began the year with a giant leap forward when, after dedicated practice and enthusiasm the original Krome cheersquad appeared at the swimming sports After a well kept blanket of secrecy, out came the team of bright Middle School Krome-ites clad in their original Krome t-shirts and tulle-lined skirts Together with our swimming captains Kathryn and Cathie who did a terrific job of putting our swimming team together, the cheersquad helped keep the house on their toes, screaming at the top of their lungs

After a fantastic effort from our swimmers, Krome finished a close second

Almost as soon as Krome-ites put away their bathers out came the running shoes Leaping out of bed at early hours, we trained for the Aths and practised our ball skills Krome put in another terrific effort, with excitement building when we discovered that we were coming first after the field events of the first day

Unfortunately we could not hold this position, but at least we finished the day with a healthy tan after the sun shone brightly over Olympic Park

Meanwhile, Kathy and Kate were busy rehearsing for the Drama Contest, spending numerous hours re-writing the script A big thank-you to our captains and to Janine, our stage manager as well as all the girls who sacrificed so much of their precious time inmaking the production such a success In fact the atomic bomb and its effect on the villagers who were sitting out in the audience, was so authentic that it generated numerous rumours that the foundations of the Assembly Hall were becoming unstable The performance was spectacular and the production was a credit to the house

Later, in the Oratory Competition, Kathy showed that not only was she a skilled Drama Captain but also an excellent speaker

Meanwhile, Krome displayed their sporting prowess in the inter-house sports with victories in netball and very near-victories in badminton, cricket and softball A big thank-you to all the captains of sporting teams and those who participated

Middle School has also worked really hard this year with Daina Clarke and Jenni Baxter at the helm generating enthusiasm and revving up the Krome spirit, coming first in the swimming sports and currently working towards the Drama Festival with their perfomance, "Egyptian Whispers" We wish them well with their production

Junior Secondary School, captained by Melissa Allen and Cathy Oakleigh, have been fantastic and supportive, excelling in all house activities Thanks to those girls who play such a vital role in Krome

The biggest item still to come is the House Music Competition, captained by our multitalented Melissa (otherwise affectionately known as Poli), who was also squash and badminton captain, with Rosemary as vice We are all rehearsing diligently in preparation for the big event Knowing what a strong team we have, we are confident of doing well

A very special thank-you to Mrs Woods whose unerring support and concern for the house and all its members has been truly wonderful Without her motherly affection and encouragement we may not have made it through the year

No matter what the outcome is, we would like to thank everyone for their support and participation this year In spite of the obvious grey hairs and the circles beneath the eyes, it has been a pleasure captaining the mighty KROME! Thank-you and the best of luck to Krome and its future members You are ace and we love you

I would also like to make a special thanks to Cathy Finlayson, whose dedication as vice captain has been never-ending

KAREN YEUNG (Captain)

CATHY FINLAYSON (Vice Captain)

Krome House Captains 1987

NEVILE Pink PANTHER strikes

Nevile House has radiated with enthusiasm and dedication so far in '87 (um well we sometimes managed to avert major catastrophies) House spirit was particularly noticeable at the birthday rage of our celebrity mascot, Mr P.P (thanks to the J.S.S fans) Stacks of Mr P.P fans flocked to the front gardens and even received a glimpse of our treasured cake (thanks to Danni Hugo, the cake maker.)

The swimming (captained by the very diligent Kylie Watt, Cathy Swars and Jane Ketly) and the Aths (lead by Penni Pratt and Lex Shubb, Emma Leary and Emilie Hoe,) semi convinced us that we were set for a great year On both occasions excitement was triggered off by a "boisterous" B.B.Q beside the Yarra (the enthusiasm of 20 was not dampened by morning joggers' facial expressions.) Both days were indeed successful (depending on your definition of the word.)

Our Senior House Drama production also brought hidden talents to the surface (though the play "Asylum" was partly about a bunch of loonies.) A big thankyou goes to the star coproducers Prit Maharaj (who hired an M.L.C uniform just for the occasion) and Effie Ligidakis, as well as actresses, dancers, technicians etc. Nevilites also performed admirably in smaller Term 1 and 2 house competitions, such as badminton, chess, debating, tennis, hockey etc Thanks to all the captains and participants of these activities

Lastly thanks to the great efforts and leadership qualities of the Middle House Captain, Emma Royal, J.S.S House Captain, Charlie Robertson and those who len t a hand when needed

Thanks also to our house mistresses for their helping hands during the year. Now to the future — good luck to you all and watch out Berry, Krome, Cato and Fitchett for Nevile has enthusiasm and energy to spare

Thanks again

JENNI McCREDDEN and KOULA VASILIADIS

The birthday cake.

NEWSVIEWS CLUES

Is Feminism an Issue at M.L.C ?

The six teachers who spoke at the 'Feminism Forum' in April exposed a wide range of issues relevant to the question of feminism at M.L.C., providing food for thought for all who attended Mr Pryke of the English Department opened the forum by asking "why we've spent so much time teaching girls to think" — but after questioning the value of Hardy, Austen and Shakespeare in our domestic lives, reconciled his viewpoint by commenting on his suggestion of a return to 'Victorian' schooling for girls — "a teacher's job would be ever so much easier, but ever so dull!"

According to Religious Studies teacher Rev Page, a teenager unaffected by feminism does not exist Proclaiming herself to be "a very short feminist", she used the imaginary character of 15-year-old Melanie to illustrate her point Although Melanie claims that feminism is irrelevant to most girls her age, she greatly appreciates the things she can do that her grandmother couldn't: wear her hair short, wear unisex clothes and ring up a boy Melanie

realises that feminism may be more relevant to her life in ten years time when she and her husband are taking equal responsibility in housework, contraception and raising children Maybe if Melanie thought a little more about feminism she would be able to convince her parents that her homework was as important as her brother's and sometimes he should do the dishes

Chaplain Rev Wiltshire and historian Ms Johnston saw feminism as having considerable negative aspects. For Rev. Wiltshire, "the feminist movement has failed women" and a more personal approach is needed — we must focus on aspects other than obvious, practical ones

Ms Johnston suggested that the pressures put on women since the beginning of the social revolution in the 1960s have encouraged women to take on too many responsibilities — this often being the result of "having it all"; it is possible for so many new and exciting career areas for women to have adverse effects

The use of sexist language — something which has outraged ardent feminists for years was seen by Chaplain Rev Higgins as being an important issue for women and integral to his point that sensitivity is needed on everyone's behalf if women are to have their say and get on in life; the attitude that men have a natural superiority and therefore the prerogative to do things must be abolished

That women are as, or more, superior to men was suggested by Mrs Atherton as being the reason why women don't need equality — they already have it

None of the teachers commented on how the trend of girls toward the study of maths and science has made it harder for humanitiesoriented girls to justify their wish to study history and commerce subjects.

On the whole the issues covered were wide and the speeches entertaining and thoughtprovoking — showing that feminism certainly is an issue at M.L.C

EMMA J WATSON 12.Q

MY "COMMUNITY INVOLVEMENT" EXPERIENCE

For the last Semester I have been working at the Royal Children's Hospital for Community Involvement Once every cycle I left school at the beginning of lunchtime and ran down to catch the train, then I'd catch a tram and arrive at the Hospital at 2 p.m I worked on the floor with the Child Play Specialists These specialists help the children to learn and play while they are in hospital Normally for the first hour I would work in the Book-a-bed library, which is a library system that allows the children to have books brought to them instead of having to get up and go to the library themselves Here I learnt the skills of processing books and contacting boxes and toys etc

After the first hour I would go around the wards with one of the play specialists and visit some of the children I have met many children with terminal diseases in these wards and also many victims of accidents One of the young children that I met was David David has leukaemia and has been given less than one

year to live, but that doesn't stop him from having all the fun that normal children have He enjoys playing computer games, reading, drawing and talking to people He has blood transfusions and chemotherapy every day yet he always has a ready smile for anyone passing by David and I are now friends and although I have left the R.C.H., we intend to keep in touch The children who are in the hospital are shown that hospitals are more friendly than what they seem, and that they are a nice place to stay if you are sick

Another two children I have met are Shane and Paul These boys were involved in a car accident They were not wearing seatbelts and as a result, both boys are paralysed from the neck down Both cannot breathe without a respirator and they will both be quadriplegic for the rest of their lives, but they don't seem to mind much They are very thankful to be alive and intend to live as best they can regardless of their disabilities The R.C.H has given the children hope for the future They help the

V.C.E. WHAT'STHE FUSS?

Having food fights where somone's precious tuna sandwich would slide down the blackboard really made year seven. In year eight, it was locking our bib studs teacher out of the classroom and singing "Every Sperm is Sacred"

Year nine still reeks of pungent fumes of 'Impulse' mingled with body odour and the feel of warty hands at dancing classes Year ten recalls the shadowy claustrophobia of Nevile Wing Year eleven the thrill of testing out the coffee machine and, wagging more classes than we attended But we were conscious that during those days of heady youthfulness we were being edged further and further towards the precipice called VCE.

So this year I donned my light grey jumper and was finally able to feel unintimidated by anyone older than me— except Mr Loader of course hem, hem I waited for the pressure And waited And I'm still waiting So what was all this doomsday fuss about ? Well wipe your brows and lean back in your chair girls, because I really don't know

Of course I can only speak for myself But I think most girls would agree that VCE is clouded with a haze of myths of the incredible pressure of the year The key to surviving VCE is ORGANISATION If you've never studied effectively before and you suddenly decide you want to become a brain surgeon, then of course VCE will be a nightmare You can't expect your habits to change your skills and your attitudes to switch from neutral to top gear overnight

I had a strange notion before I started VCE, that Saturday nights would be spent writing essays or watching political documentaries, forget it! Most people's social lives peak around this time I would go psycho without a party to hang out for at the end of the week Too many people forget that one needs to strike a balance between developing academically and socially There's no need to make VCE miserable

children in any way they can to make the children's lives happier and safer

For a short time I worked with a 3 year old called Marcus Marcus is one of the few children in the hospital with AIDS He doesn't know exactly what AIDS is but he knows that he isn't going to get better Thursday was my last visit to the hospital so I popped in to his ward to say good-bye He said to me, "I'm going to see Mr God, so I'll watch you while I'm there."

It was very touching None of the terminally ill patients seem to worry about dying They are very calm about it

I have really enjoyed working in the R.C.H this Semester and although it was sad at times, I feel that I have learnt a lot about talking to children who are dying and helping them to live the life they have left to its full potential I hope those of you who do Community Involvement in the future will learn as much about people as I have at the Royal Children's Hospital

AMANDA TAPP (Year 9A)

June,1987

The only pressure that is very real is the pressure that one puts on oneself "This is it, baby", you remind yourself regularly; "all you have is five days in November to prove you're pretty damped cluey"

VCE is the gateway to some place else we'd rather be So we listen in class (stop snickering at teachers) We actually take extra reading and revision seriously We even read the books we're studying, and sometimes even find them interesting

Though our hands shook slightly as we filled out the forms which would register us as VCE candidates; though we sometimes break into a cold sweat at the thought of getting our result slip in January; though we are living for a last and final exam VCE is okay

So don't believe any hysterical students who try to fill your impressionable minds with dread for your last glorious year of school I know it's only July, but my experience, and one shared by many, is that "the big year" isn't really very big at all

FELICITY LEWIS

HOUSE DRAMA

Once again this years Senior Drama Festival (May 7th and 8th) has been of extremely high quality

Excitement was evident within the crowd as the curtain went up on Fitchettfe presentation of 'The Balancer', the first play for Thursday evening

'The Balancer' highlighted on man's struggle to climb a ladder and the interaction between other people and himself This was symbolic of our struggle to overcome the insecurity of life

Cato was next on with 'Requiem' Through rapid changes in scene and character, different aspects and outlooks were shown All portrayed the futility and senselessness of war

Nevilefe 'Asylum' was about a group of people torn between reality and illusion It showed the way society's attitudes eventually destroyed the characters sense of self esteem

When Friday night came around the audience was in for a big surprise when Krome's play began with a 'bang'! The play showed a family left after a nuclear holocaust and their various outlooks on life The villagers were effectively mingled with the crowd and with the aid of flashing lights they created a very dramatic effect

The final play was Berry's presentation of 'All the World's a Stage' Berry's allegorical play showed that when mankind is left to decide their own roles in society things do not always go as planned The play had a deep link with religion, subtly portraying Jesus as a producers son

The strong and professional performance of all contributed to a very enjoyable Festival by NYKKI CORNISH

CATO.

On the 17th of February, Cato Drama began with a bang when over 60 girls turned up to audition for a play with a cast of twenty The enthusiasm was overwhelming! Casting was incredibly difficult with so many talented Catoites, but after a second audition Cato's budding stars began to shine through The play was Requiem, a story about the futility of War The main storyline of the play centered around a mother who refused to send her children to war and in the end killed them and herself to escape the clutches of a power-hungry sergeant

Interwoven around the main theme were small scenes in which different individuals told the audience their memories of "The War" The whole play took a longtime to pull together, but after the tech rehearsal everything started to fall into place Thanks must go'to our wonderful stage manager Liz Freshwater whose efficiency and never-ending support was incomparable A special thanks must go to our cast who were stupenduously enthusiastic, co-operative and all together unreal!! Mary and I applaud you!! It was an exciting festival, every house put on a performance that they can be really proud of, and we're sure that everyone who attended would agree that May 7th and 8th were two very entertaining nights

CARON CHAPMAN and MARY CLAYTON, Cato Drama Captains

IMAGINE...

Imagine trying to forget who you are for one night and adopt a totally different character

Imagine running up and down the aisles of a hall,thinking the world is going to end

Imagine lying on the hard floor of the hall,perfectly still,for twenty minutesdead,before rising again and leaving the hall in a trance

This was the role of Krome's Dead Villagers in the Senior School House Drama this year

TANIA MATTEL

BERRY

In just half an hour, months of hard work was over The drama was one of the most excitinq events this year

So much hard work goes into something like the drama festival At times you felt like giving up and other times everything is going so well that you can't think of anything you'd rather be doing

For me, the greatest thing about this year's festival was the team spirit In the last week of rehearsals especially, the Berry casts and crew became 'one big happy Family' The other great thing was the attitude of the other captains — we told each other all our problems and shared how we were feeling

The actual night was great I've said it before but Berry, you were absolutely unreal and thank you so much A really special thanks to Debbie and Emma because it wouldn't have been as good without them The festival was great, and I'd do it again any day

Judith

Watkins Berry Senior Drama Captain

NEVILE

With auditions and rehearsals starting late in 86 and continued in '87, it is hard to imagine

that we were pushed for time It was a hard haul right up to the performance and there were times we were all sure we weren't going to make it But Nevile and all the other houses managed to put on excellent and very professional performances Thanks to Prit and Effie for all their help and expertise-and to everyone involved in the festivalcongratulations

"Asylum" explained the pressures and stereo-types that society wishes people to be It was set in an asylum (surprisingly) To the audience, the people in the asylum looked quite normal These people put on plays to entertain themselves This particular game that the people in the asylum are playing, begins to get serious and nasty-the Doctor walks in with a sponsor for the hospital Through the doctor, the audience learns that the people they've been watching-who seemed normal-are cripples But because they refuse to face their emotions, and act and behave like normal people, they are put away in asylums Until they face their disabilities and become totally helpless invalids, only then are they considered normal people by society The play was enjoyed by most and even those who couldn't understand it still seemed to enjoy the entertainment

MEAGHAN DAVIS Nevile House participant

SPORT S

SCHOOL SWIMMING

It has been a busy year for the M.L.C school swimming team,-they have competed in the E.S.A swimming sports on March 13th, the G.P.S.V.S.A.S swimming sports a week later, and the All Schools on the 4th April Captained by Bernadine Arnold and Melissa Davis, M.L.C achieved a very creditable second placing to M.C.E.G.G.S in all competitions, and many records were broken The diving standard was also high, with Jackie Loos taking first place in the under 17 section of the All Schools. Everyone swam well in this competition, breaking three records and receiving twelve gold medals for their efforts

ROWING

The rowing season this year has shown that many of the girls coming up will be a force to be reckoned with in future years.The season began with a four day rowing camp, consisting of jogs, "ergo" trials, fitness circuits and , of course, rowing, resulting in blisters and sore muscles, but also a sense of achievement

As well as training and regattas, we also had two boat christenings and our famous "Lamington Drive," where we produced 1000 dozen lamingtons on our super efficient production line, as well as having lots of chocolaty fun The end of the rowing season was celebrated by a dinner held after "the head of the schoolgirls regatta." We are grateful for the support of the new silver star rowing club

Although there were not a lot of wins, the 3rd crew were able to win their final at the "head of schoolgirls regatta." The first crew were also lucky enough to row in Tasmania at the National Selection and in the school girl final

I am sure everyone will agree that each crew has improved greatly and next year looks like being very successful I hope everyone has enjoyed the rowing season as much as I did

Thanks for a great year, and good luck next season

FLEUR WORBOYS (captain of boats)

HOCKEY TEAM

BADMINTON

Badminton has been quietly growing in M.L.C during the past year Miss Sharman, a new member of the sports department in 1986 brought with her new enthusiasm for the game Under her coaching, a strong team of girls from year seven through to year twelve developed Captained by Nancy Soon, this team successfully beat every school they competed against Although practices for the school team do not begin until semester two, many girls participated in the Open Day demonstration matches In the new sports complex, with the help of Miss Sharman and a new member of

the sports staff this year Miss Medhearst, who is ranked eighth in national women's badminton, the interest in the game could soon lead to an invincible team!

SCHOOL TENNIS

Pleasing results were obtained by this year's school tennis team, especially by the promising Junior Secondary girls, who won all their six matches convincingly. Coached on by Miss Moore, all girls demonstrated good team spirit, even though they didn't always win Seniors Donna Wright(captain), Lisa Eno and Linda Roe were awarded school colours for their achievements in the sport

SCHOOL NETBALL TEAM

SENIORSOFTBALL

The Senior School Softball team this year was characterised not only by its unbeaten record, but by its great sense of team spirit Without this team spirit, it is unlikely that we would have had the success we did It was also gratifying to be part of the inter-school round robin tournament held here, which included M.L.C Sydney

The spirit and camaraderie evident in our own team was extended to encompass our visitors and at times all the other schools who were competing

We had some close matches during the season but were lucky enough to win them all thanks to some inspired(l) performances by the team It was a really good season — the friendship and competition reminding us why we play sport in the first place

SUSIE GARDINER

KELLIE WHITELAW

SCHOOL ATHLETICS

The year for school athletics began with a bang as we enthusiastically competed in the E.S.A at Doncaster on April 6th

Of course we already had the cup from last year and didn't want to give it back so everyone worked extremely hard Each athlete performed her best and was cheered on by the rest of the team with tremendous school spirit

At the end of the day when the track events total was read out, it didn't look too promising as M.C.E.G.G.S was leading In their excitement they began chanting their war cry, "We will, we will thrash you," (to the tune of the hit song by Queen) which they had been singing all day It was beginning to get on everybody's nerves They thought they had won it until the total including the field events was read out M.L.C was victorious by one point! M.C.E.G.G.S was then silent and we sang," We're the team that's supreme " Last year we were fortunate to win both the E.S.A and the G.P.S.V.S.A.S so we can hopefully keep up our excellent reputation this year Thankyou to Miss Gill and Mr Knapp for their encouragement and support Thanks also to Karolyn Beach for supporting the team Keep it up guys!!

CATHY SMITH

WRIT E R

How To FailYear 10 (without gaining too many detentions)

Failing Year 10 is harder than you may think It requires intense concentration, otherwise stray marks can be picked up by accident and at the end of the year you can read on your report card — borderline pass, or even, the unlucky pass!

The first week can be a crucial time in which the tone of the year is set, with every teacher heaping homework upon you and threatening vengeance of God on those who don't apply themselves Do not fear You have nothing to worry about until semester II Just look industrious, and few teachers will bother to delve deeply enough to discover that the notes you appear to be taking, are actually a letter to a friend in another class

When it comes to notes, (Yes, occasionally you will ge forced to take notes) arm yourself with a blunt 8H pencil and a stack of unreinforced paper This should ensure that any notes taken are illegible and quickly lost Notes are taken in chronological order, not in their separate subjects, so revision will be impossible if attempted, which of course, by any serious failer, it won't

In class, sit at the back and never volunteer any information, -unfortunately this can result in

a good, or even very good on your report for class participation If asked for an answer, you have various options open for you:

a) you can burst into tears — this, if used consistently, usually ends with the teacher having a guilt complex about asking questions of you, so after a few weeks you should be safe for the rest of the year

b) you can pretend that you don't know that you have been asked -this isn't always a good idea because some teachers take this for cheekiness and hand out ordermarks

c) you can give a wrong answer— unfortunately some teachers manage to twist it until it can be loosely interpreted as correct

In the long run, option A is often the most effective as it will also provide an excuse to spend half the lesson in the bathroom

To get things straight right at the beginning of the year, take your homework diary and black out the word "homework" Now you can go ahead with a clear conscience and fill your diary with social dates, addresses and phone numbers, pictures of various unconnected subjects and anything else which takes your fancy DO NOT LOSE YOUR DIARY If you cannot produce a diary, more often than

not, you will be forced to purchase and fill in a new diary regularly Having filled your diary, you obviously cannot note down any homework as 8H greylead does not show up very well on bright colours If you have no idea what your homework is, you cannot do it, this is as it should be

TESTS These do not take long Do not answer any questions

Some teachers have a genius for finding something right in a totally incorrect answer Your name should be put on or you may be made to resit the test If your name is spelt correctly some generous teacher may give you half a mark; so avoid correct spelling, or even give a pseudonym

Exams are easily dealt with — don't turn up and don't have an excuse This way they cannot give you anything

If you follow these guidelines carefully you should comfortably fail your year completely with zero percent

KATE GIBSON

"Do Not Go Gentle intothat Good Night" — Dylan Thomas

I rang the door bell and there came from within a shriek as one of the house's occupants rushed to open the door It was an extremely hot night for a New Year's Eve party and, my husband had left me to go on alone to his parents' house while he picked up the baby— sitter for our young daughter I had never actually met his parents before as they had been living in England for many years and were unable to come to our wedding As I walked through the small front garden dotted with rose bushes, immaculately pruned and garden gnomes, I wondered at my husband's description of these people and even my own interpretation of years of correspondence The door was flung open, revealing a hall lined with an extensive collection of Australian "landscapes'; claustrophobic little paintings painted by people with a fixed desire of showing Australia at its worst These gathered momentum (according to size) as they proceeded down the hallway, culminating in a particularly grotesque one, hung at the far end facing toward the door However, tempered with the scarlet neo-egyptian wallpaper they were oases in a desert of optical agony What stood before me was a vacant looking adolescent female of large proportions, grinning I smiled at her encouragingly and she asked me to come in, informing me that she was Narelle I was about to ask her where I could find the host and hostess but was prevented by the spectacle of a skinny earringed male of similar age, (though not as well built) He had just completed a circumnavigation of the livingroom, He grabbed a giggling Narelle around her thick waist and took her into the realms of the unknown under the couch: I was left on my own

I followed the trail of bone china animals displayed on almost every item of furniture through the living-room which opened out into the kitchen At last I found a place to sit down, close to the kitchen that must have been the games or family-room. I came to this conclusion because of the large green monstrosity that occupied the centre of it: the eternal pool table I didn't wait to discover whether this one converted into a double bed, camper-van or indoor swimming pool but slumped into the nearest vinyl arm chair, pleased at finding this haven I thought at first I was alone but noticed that the joint occupant of the room was asleep in the arm chair opposite me I was careful not to wake him

The bone china hadn't penetrated this inner sanctum It would have been marginally better than the previous ones, had it not been for the two large vases of plastic flowers that stood like lonely sentinels, defiant in brotherhood, guarding the door on either side This gave the room a temple-like effect: the big garish leaves smiled out from their artificial green entourages I recoiled in horror at my inlaws' interior jungle warfare

I soon came to the attention of the sleeping man who seemed a little disoriented I managed to extract from him that he was the better half of one of the women at the party His name was Kevin and he was a plumber who enjoyed wind-surfing, aerobics and weekends away with his wife Maureen, and other peoples' drains I listened to detailed accounts of the advantages of your very own home drainage system: if your drain brings you pain and is becoming your familys' bane, you can become sane and gain if you buy a drain from Kevin Chaine — inventor of the "Drain It Where It Spurts"-home drainage thats got it all

We continued to talk and Kevin continued to impress upon me the fact that life was a jungle without home drainage Our conversation was shortly interrupted by a man called Bob demanding that Kevin come and assist him in the maintenance of the outside toilet A reluctant Kevin departed from the comforting embrace of his arm chair and headed off in pursuit of plumbing excellence Bob remarked as Kevin grabbed his tool-kit (always close at hand) that it would be a bloody bad thing if Kevin got bitten by one of them red backed buggers again I watched him go with Bob who was a symphony in his pastel shirt and shorts with that timeles essential — the gold medallion, hanging from his manly chest Apparently a denser jungle lay ahead for Kevin I had had my share of what appeared to be the other side of the famliy and curiosity motivated me to venture out onto the pebble patio adjacent to the games room in search of the parents and if possible my husband I followed the sound of a heated debate as to whether the welfare of the family sewers should prevail over Kevin not being included in the New Years Eve family photo for the fifth year running I fancied I could hear Maureen's anxious voice warning him of the red backed buggers

Finally, after following several paths around the garden, I came upon a group of people in the large backyard I was met all round with horrified stares, as I introduced myself and I could see no sign of the parents I was alone in a stangers' backyard amidst the sound of Kevin making free with his hosts' drains Suddenly, someone caught my eye in the distance I saw my husband standing in the neighbouring backyard He too, saw me — "Darling, what are you doing there? You must have gone to the wrong address! Our party's over here My parents have missed you -we were getting quite worried.. "I sank into the nearest garden chair amid laughter (including my own) whilst Bob cheerfully offered me a drink and wished me a Happy New Year.

EMMA WILLIAMS, Year 11

S' B LOC K

Fear In A Strange Land

The room is still Beds, door, cupboard, chair all stand silent, sweltering in the tropical heat Three figures lie perfectly inert, oblivious to the dark night around them — hazy shapes, just invisible outside the central circle of light concentrating on one solitary form

"Suddenly Dibs began to cry."

The words blur in front of my eyes and the book is tossed aside impatiently My whole body is aching, crying for sleep; but I don't dare turn out the light It is an old lamp — the shade has faded to a tired-looking grey and the stand is chipped towards its base — but it is my life buoy, lifting me above the waves of panic which began to close in each time I extinguish its friendly glow

"Suddenly Dibs began-"

Will morning never come? It is strange, but I never realised how long is the night: the hours of darkness seem to me an eternity The night is its own separate world and its evil creatures are abroad, waiting until the moment my head touches the pillow to pounce on me from out of the shadows Through drooping eyelids, I look towards the curtains — willing the first grey streaks of dawn to appear in the sky My watch is perched on the side table; up until this moment I have been too frightened to reach out for it, lest a hand from the darkness should shoot up and grab my exposed arm I grit my teeth and, lightning-quick, the watch is in my hand and my arm safely below the covers I take out the watch and stare at its face in disbelief It reads 2.57am

OLD BILLY

I stopped at the point between the two main beaches, exhausted and gasping for breath The morning air was still damp from the previous night and the boats on the sea bobbed quietly up and down Not a sound came from the beach now apart from the lonely cry of a single, white seagull that flew above me

Jogging each morning was my self inflicted punishment after eagerly indulging in Easter eggs on the weekend But in a way,I enjoyed these morning jogs as I had the beach to myself and the solitude gave me time to think alone

I say alone, but I guess I wasn't really Further along the beach was an old man, dirty and scraggy and clasping a metal detector in one hand Old Billy was here every morning, roaming the beach and fossicking for any jewellery or coins that might have been lost before. He was the town yobbo; part of the landscape He had been there as long as I could remember, either walking the beaches or haunting the pub Everyone knew him; he would smile and wave to anyone who glanced his way

His old face was as weather beaten as the old shack he lived in, etched by the coastal seasons and carved by the hand of age He wore a crooked grin, his teeth yellow from nicotine stains and his eyes gleaming brightly under bushy eyebrows His hair was sandy, yet it didn't bother him

Dirtier still were his clothes; they smelt strongly of tobacco and mothballs and somehow over the years, had all turned the same brown colour

I recovered and continued down the beach as I passed Billy, I waved "Hi Billy!" "Young 'ens." he smiled, shaking his head INGRID CORRIE 10F

"Jane Are you awake?"

My whisper is louder than is necessary, because if she is asleep I am determined that she shall wake But Jane is a heavy sleeper and I receive no reply Her bed is next to mine and her face is barely discemable by the light of the lamp What are you dreaming of, Jane? You are not frowning; on the contrary, your face is quite smooth The tears are gone from your cheeks and the redness is fading from around your eyes Is he with you in your dreams? If he is you give no sigh Jane is the victim, not I, yet it is I who am too afraid to turn out the light and live through my share of the experience in the nighmarish world of subconscience

"Suddenly Dibs..."

It is no use I am too exhausted, both physically and emotionally, to read of the little boys plight Quickly I check the curtains, the space between our beds,the door, the archway leading into the bathroom, my eyes darting from one to the other in a frenzy lest I miss some movement — some sign that we are not alone. Nothing. Maybe now, finally, sleep will cease to be evasive

I am in the dark, my eyes wide, staring With the covers pulled firmly up to my chin, I reassure myself in thoughts of the room inspection I made only a few seconds before But the dark makes us irrational creatures and in a moment the lamp is turned back on

I peer around the room again, failing to discern any sign of life other than the rising and falling chests of my three companions. Numb with tiredness, I can't help but feel that I am trapped in a time warp, that this night will last forever, that Jane, Caron and Sam will never wake up, that my vigil will see no end Perhaps I have died and gone to hell For surely this is my darkest hour

He is in the room I do not see him, but I feel his presence He is lumbering towards me There is no escape The scene changes Jane is screaming I am standing in the middle of the room, swaying on my feet; still half asleep and not knowing how I got there Jane is hysterical Even as I listen to her words, it is like I heard them long ago and am only now considering their importance

"Somebody tried to strangle me!!!"

A bird is calling outside the window The room looks ordinary in the grey light produced by the rising sun The others are stirring around me; Sam hurries to be the first under the shower and Caron checks that her camera flash is in working order My eyes meet Jane's and in that instant, I know that the final scene played out in my dreams had actually taken place during the night

I wonder vaugely how I had come to be standing in the centre of the room after Jane's attacker fled It doesn't matter The long night is over and I am now ready to face another day

JENNY WINTLE 12J

MY GARDEN AND ITSTOWER.

The cool sweat oozing out of my pores like milk from a cactus; the wind toying with my hair, trying to reach my back to play with my senses

I remember first coming to M.L.C — the grey old 19th century building gazing upon me like an old lost ancestor—the plants rising up to reach the light instead of being imprisoned in the tower's shadow

It has somehow changed The majestic look has disappeared The ivy has grown and covered the drab old grey walls and replenished them with emerald green leaves The fountain has been painted to disguise the old chipped architecture of a once famous artist.

The trees create a softness to the building like a photo in frame The flowers seem to burst into colour eveiytime anyone looks at them They dance quickly while the bees frantically look for nectar

My mind wanders back to before I came — about 1908 would be right I see the girls delicately folding their dresses under them, and then taking hats off and sitting them carefully on the plush grass beside them I knew I had something in common with those girls; this was our secret domain

The hustle and bustle of traffic brings me back into reality I know that when I leave M.L.C I will never find another tower garden quite like this one

SHARON

GARBETT

SOLITUDE.

I sit on the grass, dry from the hot sun of days before The thin covering of leaves and the new specks of grass ruining the look of being freshly mown, prickle my legs through my thin summer dress The peacefulness has touched me and I sit in a state of wonder

I see people rushing, with worried minds, to and from their destinations I feel removed from them and their world as I become absorbed by the surroundings

The trees enclose me in my thoughts The textured trunk made up of cracks and bumps, together with the leaves of different greens, provide the shade in which I sit I note the initials of past pupils on the gnarled trunk of the largest tree

I am at peace with myself when I look at the calm layer of murky green encased by the circular green fountain An occasional ripple responds to the gentle breeze The surface is covered by a flotsam of small leaves, twigs and even a small beetle trying to escape its fate of drowning Lily pads float alongside; their slight movement is seen only by me

In the background I hear the faint noises of cars, trucks and voices of nearby classes, but they seem very distant I hear the trees sway and the wind blow. The softer noises make me feel at home, as if I am still in touch with my daily life, but listening; I am calm and relaxed

I breathe and smell the sunshine as I feel the heat on my face and legs It warms my body with a feeling of content; I feel at one with the scene

The bell rings!

FIONA WATT

A Character Description

As the bus pulls up, I search for the blonde hair among the many school children Not finding this, I watch two well formed legs move towards the bus Partly hidden by a tree, I hope that the legs belong to the perfect guy that I wait for each day

His blue-grey eyes survey the bus briefly and then frantically as the doors remain closed Finally they open and he joins the sardines inside by squashing his small nose against a supporting pole

By raising himself onto his toes he sweeps his eyes gracefully over the contents of the bus A wide, open smile, a flash of white teeth and raised eyebrows indicate that he's found his friend Gripping his multi-coloured schoolbag, he slides past a group of schoolgirls After regaining his bearings he ploughs through numerous other people and gasps upon reaching his destination — the centre of the sardine can

Hand leaning on the window, he listens intently to his equally good-looking friend Suddenly he bursts out laughing Cheeks flushed happily, he stifles his laugh to save further incriminating looks from adult passengers

In disapproval of his surroundings he motions towards the back seat of the bus He strides easily over the piles of schoolbags, not worrying whether he'd squashed any lunches to get there Casually he sits down, his porcupine haircut glowing orange with the rising sun behind him

As the bus approaches his stop, he strolls back down to the door with his friend close behind, and pulls the cord He mouths words which I cannot hear to his friend He smiles that radiant smile and looks in my direction I blush and turn away smiling secretly to myself I hoped I'd see him the next day

MICHELLE HANSLOW

BOMBE ALASKA

It was a quiet night at the "Golden Oaks" restaurant It was the last night staying with my grandma in Wanganui, in the north island of New Zealand

Plush olive green curtains shut out the cold winter's night, and together with the terracottacoloured suede wallpaper, gave the room a warm, rich appeal

We sat opposite each other at the small mahogany table, sipping our strong Irish coffees as the sound of syrupy strings from the stereo enveloped the room Feeling warm and satisfied, perhaps it was the rum in the dark coffee that made us daringly decide on Baked Bombe Alaska for dessert

We gasped as the flaming white dish appeared from the kitchen doors, just like a mountain on fire Surely,we giggled, this flamboyant dish wasn't ours? Our glances at other tables proved that it must be, as everybody else was still eating their main meals Our wide eyes followed the dish until it was ceremoniously placed between us The clatter of knives and forks had long since ceased as all eyes stared at the blazing Alaska

Quietly the waitress extinguished the flame and commenced to spoon the dessert into two separate bowls Grinning across the table, we took a deep breath and began It was like nothing I had tasted before, the sudden hot and cold of it tingled my teeth. Like early Arctic explorers, we plunged through the hot, sweet meringue peaks, then slid into frozen nougat icecream with peaches, until we reached the rum-soaked cake below What a treat ANGELA DALLY 10

HOW TO GETA CUP OF COFFEE IN SENIOR CENTRE.

1.00pm

1) Find your mug (feat impossible) and a spoon, if you are lucky Hint: look everywhere, especially under the couch amongst: (i) used up tissues (ii) empty chip packets (iii) three week old holey sports socks (iv) posters (reject) and other unidentifiable terrestrial items

2) Find the kitchen (follow the smell)

1.20pm

Absail down the stairs and fight your way through the mob at the vending machine When you feel faint from the smell, you know that you have reached the kitchen

1.30pm

3) Disinfect your mug "Where's the White King?" Extract all small particles, grab the mortein just in case

1,35pm

4) Find the coffee (mission impossible) If found go down to maintenance to get a jackhammer.

1.45pm

5) If you like sugar; forget it! P.S You'll need a large mug to hold the insect and coffee laden lumps that are destined to appear

2.00pm

6) Water: Turn the tap of the urn on If nothing appears (highly probable in winter) use every four letter word in the dictionary (watch out Year 11 s here we come )

2.15pm

7) Milk:

Should be found alive in the fridge, if not, block your nose and scream at the duty group

2.30pm

8) Fight your way back up the stairs Don't worry if you spill it.the carpet loves it .and the coffee is cold anyway

2.45pm

9) Arrive back to the room feeling totally exhausted to realise that you have just missed:

(i) Four meetings a) P.E Complex

b) Senior Centre

c) Drama d) Choir

(ii) Period 6 (It was R.E anyway)

3.00pm

10)Feeling nauseous you drink the coffee

BlueVanity

Dreams are lost in blue arcades

As the light shines through the colour fades And erupts into a choking mist

Where will to live becomes a wish

Of minctmind and matter, soul to brain

Love and hate, torture, pain

Shadows fall across the way

Leaping high from hour to day

And come alive in glistening pools

When the dusk comes down and surface cools

Beyond the bars of sanity

Through fields golds, blue vanity

Weave slowly hand over hand

Leg over fence to a dying land

Where dreams are lost in blue arcades

As lights shines through and the colour fades

JO HAYES 12

The Forgotten Ones

He sits in a corner of the room All he is to the people is an inanimate object rocking to and fro While keeping up his momentum, his eyes are steady - yet unfixed - on a certain form He sees things, but somewhere on the way the message gets captured by the dark side of his brain

His fingers on both hands are constantly moving, slowly, but in a positive manner To him, they are not moving at all He is eighteen years old, but his body is that of an eight-year-old His brain is of nothing, because nothing is ever stored The tasks which we take for granted take an eternity for him to do - even with great effort

He, like many others, is obscured from the world - for the world is ashamed and would like to forget But even if we forget, "he" is still there and always will be HE is the retarded child

KARATONG 10H

"Platoon" a film about Vietnam

Of the three hundred people my eight dollars stretched through velvety pop-corn darkness I stalked adrenalin pumping through the steam and the leeches

Undergrowth tore, my limbs bloody and guns at the ready I dodged bullets saw best friends killed cried out in pain held my boyfriend's hand

My sanity oozed with the sweat that dripped and the naked children ran I ached to see the spoiled rice dead mothers burning villages My skin smarted from napalm my arms from fatigue And as the lights rose looking down my wounds were internal

Above, though I strained twinkled only the faces of movie goers Rising shakily, tearfully I groped while they bustled lightheartedly out into the Moomba parade

CLAIRE FERRIS FIONA SPURRELL

HAIL POETRY

Old Mannequin ina Shop

Window

Crikey! What are yers all starin' at?!

Gawkin at me with ya silly Luna Park gobs!

Cor, I wish I could move, then yer'd all clear off! Standin' there like blinkin' idiots

Well, what are you starin' at dearie? Ain'cha never seen bare plaster before?

When I was born I was just a hump, I was 'zactly the same wiv me intelligence and such like, Me shapes just different now Gam ya nosey nipper!

It's been years that I've stood 'ere Watching hoardes of people go past that Look just I ike me,

Only they feel warmer and softer to touch Than me Nobody wants to hug me! Yer wouldn't catch me comin' over all mushylike

I'd kick 'em all if I could,but I've got no joints

I never wear the same dress twice either, And I have people to dress me; I even have me own spotlight at night, It just shines on me

What need 'ave I fer frien's or chums to talk to?

I'm me own person!

Everyone looks to me for the new fashion I used to be taken out o' the front winder

When they wanted to change me outfit, But they stopped ever since some young Bugger was pretendin' to dance wiv' me and Me fingers all snapped off on one 'and So they dress me in the front winder now

An' don't take me out

Not five minutes ago now they jus' stripped me Of all me finery

The tely shop across the mall always 'as adverts

Of Jenny Craig for fatties on its screen

But I can stand 'ere in me buff-coloured buff Knowin' I've always got the perfick Figure

Great! No-one's looking now, they've all gone Hey, here comes a sus-lookin' bloke, he's Got a long trench-coat on What's 'e doin' standin' There wiv it open for?

He'll catch a cold He's the same Pink colour as me fron head to foot Here Comesz the shop assistant to dress me. She's jus' seen 'im and dashed out again screaming

Just as well I wont catch a cold 'cause I reckon I'll be 'ere for ages now b'fore she comes back Wonder what's on telly?

CAROLYN RATHBONE 12T

Night Fallson Camberwell Junction

Like storm clouds rising they surround the tramstops,

The youths with somewhere to go, Living the rich lives of the uninhibited, Their clothes of a singular colour, In mourning for a childhood lost

EMMA WILLIAMS Year 11

More A German Poem

The video whirrs, As the toaster sings The melody Cars roar past, Ever so fast, We progress Johnny buys McCain, Fish fingers Smile, Use Omo The radio calls "Just a third of a" Channels squeal Oh how unreal

Effective lures the little boy

Phillips T.V Please stop

Selling me

RACHEL GRIER11G

Please Give Generously

People sit in solitary comfort, Imprisoned by celluloid Fed from one light, For unnurturing entertainment Horrified by protruding bone, We pledge our gifts, For they need it more than we Then smiles and weather forecasts, Numb us back to apathy

Safer in the chaos of fiction, The suds of soapies

Blinding our eyes, We make jokes about Ethiopians

ROSEMARY CHANG 10

The Loner

A man lies alone,

In a bus shelter,

Totally engulfed by his own misery

He waits, For what? I ask myself

He is a loner, With nowhere to go

The rain pelts down And dampens yesterday's paper, His only source of warmth

He lies restless

Turning now and again

He wakes, Only to find he is still here, Where?

Reaching for his bottle, He sips slowly

He mumbles, and is asleep

Content ASHLEIGH WALKER

Es ist kalt und ich bin traurig

Und grau ist mein Sinn Nicht mehr ist die Welt gluckich, Und alles ist Wahnsinn

Keine Menschen singen heute

Die Blumen sind auch grau

Du liegst in meinem Herzen

Aber..

Ich erinnere mich an Dachau

It is cold and I am sad And grey is my soul

No more is the world happy And everthing is crazy

No people sing today

The flowers are also grey

You live in my heart

But..

I remember Dachau

LINDA PENINGTON 11C

My City

Melbourne, my city, where I live Gardens; green and filled with the Beauty of everlasting life

Tall skyscrapers cast deep shadows

On the busy streets, Collins, Bourke, Swanston streets

Crowded with the bustle of shoppers, Trying to grab the cheapest sale price

Our ethnic community

With their ancestors embedded in our past

Enrich our lives with their different cultures Chinatown — a chance to learn new things Moomba, F.E.I.P., Spoleto — something for everyone

Fashion, music, sport, technology, the arts, education..

The list goes on, and Melbuorne has it all.

Our historic past blends inconspicuously

With this modern Melbourne

Why can I feel our history in these times so different?

Our streets are no longer filled

With the clip clop of horse drawn cabs

Now they are replaced by the buzz of electric trams

And the horns of impatient drivers, Vying for the best car park.

Life plodding on

Day by day

No-one knowing or caring,

But still filled with zest, a yearning for "The Good Life", shared by all Melbournians

Past and Present

Melbourne has still retained her charm, Her life of culture and relaxation

Physical appearances change,

Feelings don't

That's why I'm glad I live in Melbourne

This present day, modern Melbourne, My city, where I live

ANNA STEWART 9M

BY POPULAR DEMAND YEAR 12

MELISSA ALLISON

Bon Jovi rules

TANIA ASH

Yuppy? Preppy? Bogan?

KELLY ALLWOOD but I don't look at his eves!

KAREN ANDERSON

They won't cash a cheque at the bar

With blood and quts and qrease of the rod

TRUDIAUJARD

Did you hear what happened to..

JO BAILEY

Grounded again

KARINA ARCHMAN

Don't WORRY about it!

I cut quite a dashing

Look at those peachies go!

23 months and one day

DANI BANCROFT

Guess who was on my tram today

BERNADINE ARNOLD

Ahhhhh!

GILLIAN

I won the Noel Bell prize

LYNDALL BARKER MANDY BAULCH

Someone listen Oh him He's just an to me!! ugly bugger

Under it all I'm dumb

Take a shot of Comfort!

I don't like him anymore

Who me? What have I done? It has to be practical

Davey is such a honey I love him!

Where's the reef oil?

I don't really eat that much

ARNOLD

LOUISE BEACH

KAROLYN BEACH

SHARON BEASY

FIONA BELL

SASCHA BENNETT

MICHAELA BROWNING

KAREN BUDD

figure in my labcoat!!

KIRSTEN BURLEY TRISH BURTON

JOANNE BUTLER

FREYACAHILL

LISACALWELL

DEANNECARSON

John typed up my option again for me

MARY CLAYTON

Richard W on the move again

CAROLYN CASEY

Shut up or you'll be Bob Dylan

CARON CHAPMAN

Let me entertain you

Fl GRAIG — BROWN

We'll just have a few quiet drinks

COGHLAN

I'm going for a smoke

Chess is a male dominated sport

DOROTHY CHIU

A likely story

DEBBIE DOWLING

Yes, you CAN eat chocolate while playing the violin!

ELIZABETH DAVIES

Boof!

CONS

Well... where should we start?

PAULINE CHUNG

Oh reallv!!! That's really great

RACHEAL CLARKSON

He did this that and the other, you know what I mean?

JANE EDWARDS

Okay —Look! It's been 10 years — let's go out this weekend!

GABBY DOWLING

I love Antiock.

KYLIE DAVIS

LOUISE DAVIS

Don't talk to me It's Fridav about Silver and Green!

CORONEOS

Pou Re n'that!

BRIGITTA CORRIE

But I love him

MICHELLE DAVIS

Well, when I'm 18..

TANYA DENCH I got with

LOUISE DOYLE

I know him, he's from the Squatter's Union!

MICHELLE DRAEGER

Married by 21, 2 kids by 23

KAREN DREHER

Hittin' the turps

SARAH DUELL

Lets go out and get blind

TIFFANY FAIRWEATHER

I'm such a legend

MELISSA FERGUSON CLAIRE FERRES

I'm going home unreal, at recess

CATHERINE FINLAYSON

EUNICE FINTER

Where are my knives? I haven't been to one class this year

MAXINE

PATRICIA COLLINS

CAROL

IRENE

CLARE FIRTH-SMITH

But do you see my point?

SUSIE GARDINER

Where have I been all my life?

BELINDA FLANC

I used to be quite sporty you know!

NAT GOODMAN

Queen of the Giggy's

JACQUI GEORGE

You're uncouth

LARISA FREIRENTS ALEX FROHNERT

Boiled lollies and I broke my braces Licorice Longfellows! again

REBECCA GORRELL

My fringe is curley!

KIM GIBSON

MARY GIOULEKAS

I know him from I'll ring you up and PORTSEA! tell you when to laugh

JANE FROSTER

If anyone's looking for me I'll be down in the music school

MICHAELE HARDIE

If you're going to smoke, I'm leaving

NICKI HARRISON Worm

JULIE GREENALL WHAT?!

TRACEY GREIG

U2.. sigh faint

NERIDA GOLDSMITH last night at Red Rooster

JENNY FYVIE Really?

KATE GOODMAN

I've got other things to think about

KELLIE HALL

What an abortion!

VICKI HALL

No clothes Don't worry, I've seen it all before!

KIM HATCH

Yes I am STILL with Andrew amazing

DIMITY HAWKINS Oh, Rocky!!!

JOHANNA HAYES I love this bit!

FLEUR HAZELWOOD

Personally I think.. don't you?

Oh! So much What smells? Me! But that's not the point Hey man — what I was

CONNIE HONG TANYA HOWARD

DANIELLE HUGO

MICHELLE HUTCHENS ANN HUTCHINSON NICKI INGLIS

MELISSA INKSTER

God!! that makes me sooo MAD

KATRINA JOHNSTON

I had the BEST banana! —just perfect

SHARON INKSTER

I'm going on a diet tomorrow

NADINE KETCHELL

Hurricane Kestral

SARAH JOLLY

I'm soooooo depressed!

ROSEMARY JAMESON

Weather's better, public transport's better and they don't have Saba ads

KAREN JAMIESON

is it booty? It is isn't it?

ANDREA JOHNS

Life is like a bonsai plant

CATY JOHNS

What?.. What's going onV

SUSAN KHAW

Always smiling

LAINIE KAAN RAELENE KELLET Aagh!!

You smell

CLARE KOHOUTEK

But is he clean — cut? SNORT!

WnJtilk Msk.

TANIA LEE

Computers! I hate them!

MIMI KOUTELAS

I had the best weekend!

MEREDITH KIDD

(1pm) "Seeya! I'm going home now!

ELIZABETH KILBURN

Don't worry about these things

SUE KELLY Who me? What have I done?

Oh hey.. my sister..

PENNY KININMONTH

I don't believe in making summaries!

KATRINA KNELL

I went to "Thrash", "Richmond Club Hotel" and did all my h~"n„work except

ALICEA KYOONG

I'm depressed

ANNE LANE

See you tomorrow, I've got a double spare

TANIA LANG

Wake me for the weekend

SONJA LAWRENCE

That's homy

FRAN LEONARDI Scotch and Coke please

FELICITY LEWIS

so we rocked on over.

ANITA LIDDY

Forgive me???

EFFIE LIGIDAKIS

I like cute bums: whats wrong with that?

LILLIAN LIM

I'm MC squared

LISA KEN ALLEN

LISA LOHNING

The guys in Queensland are so mucn better!

FAYE LOVEY

Oh what?!

LEAH LOURAS

Which one was he? I can't remember

ROBYNE MANALLACK SARAH MARKEY LISA MARMARAS

No, because I'll hit you! I'm not an exhibitionist! Ant will drive us

SALLY MACDONALD

Sammy's sooooo cute

TRACEY MATTHEWS In Thailand ALI MAYOR Does a chicken have lips???!

ROWENA McALPINE Burrrrropp

EMMA MASON Um Um Should I?

ALICE MACKLIN

I've never seen such a smiley boy!

PRITIKA MAHARAJ

I just wanna get on a bike and get the truck out of here!

JENNIFER MCCREDDEN

Guy don't ring me!

MEAGHAN McMAHON nom — nom

GEORGE MERCER

Party at my place (Ferntree Gully)

FIONA McCASKER

Don't be awful

ROWENA MATTHEW

That's really satanic!

It's a killer

SAMANTHA MIKKELSON

Aren't camels the most beautiful creatures.

CAROLINE McCOMBE

We all have our cross to bear

KAREN McCONALOGUE

Milkmaid

PIP MORGAN I'm late

MARISA MOW

Some day, Elvis, those tears will be prisheleshshsh.

NATHAN

I'm ringing Sean What I think is this

Haven't you ever put your hand down a loo before?

Have you qot the pasties

Neither have I so don't worry about it

I was born and shall die a leader!

DOMINI MATH IAS

CLAIRE MULLINS BRIDGET MURRAY

CATHY MURRAY KAREN MYERS

SARAH

ALIDA NATOLI

ASTRID NEILL

Does anyone want to come home foi lunch with me?

KIRSTEN PARRIS WILD

Uuummmm..?

KATHERINE NICHOLLS SHUT-UP I've got a headache!

PIA NIVEN

You've got to be joking!

GEORGE NOUMERTEIS

I'm in love (again)

NATALIE OHLSON

I'm going home at 12 o'clock

POLLY PATERSON

Fairly studious

JILL PHILLIPS

I'm suffering from withdrawal symptoms

RAELINE PINNY

Nice going, Chucky!

MELISSA POLINESS

Sod I'm a vegable I mean vegetable!

ANNA PAPAZISSIS

Mary, not my cantalope !

DONNA POYNTER

I want to do something dirty!

PENNY PRATT HELEN PRESTON

SARA PRICE

KATE PRITEAUX

MEREDITH PROVAN NICHOLE QUICK I live in Toy Town I'm SO cold!! Disco Duck Sara, get me a brick I never speak about Mrs Miller! quick Brian!

TARA RAGLUS TANIA RAYMENT

I think I'll go home now When are we having McDonalds?

KATRINA REID

Will someone watch the door please?

SARAH RIED

Guess who I saw on the weekend?

FRAN RICHARDS 5 minute Franny

JOANNE ROBERTS

There's iust one thing

CATHERINE ROBERTSON

That's Chubby

LEE ROBINSON Legend Levis

What am I going to wear? what a hass!

If you had only told | n uniform again, me to ooen my mouth

NICOLE ROBINSON KELLY ROBISON

LINDA ROE JULIE ROGERS

TANYA ROGERSON-BONES

Oh wow!

KIRSTEN SELETTO

Charming!

LIZ ROURKE Do it in Deni

TRECIA SINCLAIR-GIBSON

I'm never touching alcohol again!!

SUGITHA SENEVIRATNE

I have to go to the tuck shop now

MARIANNE ROWLAND

I have a tingle in my fingers!

JO SKELLY

Where are we aoina this weekend?

KATH SHEIN

Murtle the turtle

NERIDA RUSSELL

Could you run that one by me again?

JULIE SLIFIRSKI

Who's been burning incest?

ALEXIS SHUB

Jill: 'What are you reading Lex?' Lex: 'Einstein's Universe.'

STEPH RYAN

It's got hair on it!

MARINA SLIFIRSKI

The point, that's the point

STEPH SIEBER

Diet-Coke!

KATE SADLER Snow Bunny

Carrots and Cellery and my friends

SARAH SMITH

Oh ace! Talking Heads!

God, this place is a mess and it smells

LESASTABEY Captain Snooze

LAURA STAMP I feel so guilty!

DEBBIE STENNING Burgies

MARY STUDDART Damn it Dermitt

CALLY SUMPTOR Biggies is better

Tweet

MICHELLE

JANE TIERNEY

Wait, don't tell me I know this.. Alright, what is it?

NELL TILLING DO YOU MIND!?

LUALLATONG What's going on?

LIESLTOZER My Math-O'-Matt's eloped!

I've got so much work to do! Reassuring Hand-Shake!

MANDY SIMS

FIONA SPURRELL

ROBYNTAN

tweet "wobble"

RACHAEL TRUEMAN

VISKOVIC

ANDREA WALKER

Well.. no!

JUDITH WATKINS

OH! My back hurts

MEG WAI KER

Mog

LINDA WILLIAMS

I can't stand year 11 's!

EMMA J WATSON

Don't call me Emma J

LYNDENE WAN

Wandene Lyn

KATRIONA WYLIE

Is it lunchtime yet?

SUSAN JAMES WILLIAMS

G'day, how are ya?

KYLIE WATT

Let's haggle Big-nose

JULIE WARDEN

Do you wanna share a Mars bar, Belinda?

AMANDACARR

I am living on a high!

KATHY YATES

My name is Helga

KATHRYN WINDUSS

Last Friday at Ranger Guides

Paris sounds nice this time of year

BELINDA WOOD

Do you wanna share a Mars bar, Julie?

SARAH WARNE

You love it You want it You need it

KELLIE WHITELAW

Wake me up for the weekend!

I love toilet cleaners and sumo-wrestlers

JENNY WINTLE

This is the stuff nightmares are made of!

FLEUR WORBOYS

I hate my feet!

DONNA WRIGHT

It wasn't my fault

KAREN YEUNG

God I'm hoDeless!

PENNI YOUNG

I saw "beautiful" this mornina

ATh e editors Qpolocj/QC bo girls t^/hose_ phohos were noh pound in Hie laborious paste up process. QrMj Q/rh v/ho

subrnid'&cl '<-"Ojih. e na / oe s and quohes were included

KIRSTEN ZARIFEH

I don't get it

MANDY PHILLIPS

And then you know what they did

SURAMYA WEERASINGH'E

SARAWHOMSLEY