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Your Results Are In!

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VIOLET CHACHKI: ATLANTA’S NEWEST RPDR STAR

Getting to know Violet during the course of a photo shoot for David Atlanta we find that she’s calm, pointed, collected, and super tight-lipped about her experiences on the show. But that didn’t stop me from asking.

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2015 SEX SURVEY RESULTS

The numbers are in and after carefully crunching those numbers up, we’re ready to lay it all out for you. Read on Atlanta to find out where we stand while we’re lying down.

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IT’S TIME FOR SOME HOT COCO PERU

Coco dishes on her 25 years as an entertainer, contestants on RuPaul’s Drag Race, and what it means to have long-term success in the entertainment industry.

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Get the T on all the lovely new “ladies” vying for the title of America’s Next Drag Superstar. From where they’re from, to what they’re gonna do. Get your first looks before the show begins Mar. 2.

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ON YOUR RADAR: BEST OF ATLANTA PARTY Join some of Atlanta’s best partiers as they join together for one of the most respected and cherished food event in the city.

The best chefs in Atlanta create their signature dish samples for 2,200 guests. In addition to food and drinks from Atlanta restaurants, there is a Taste of Georgia, Southbound travel pavilion, social media lounges, and silent auction. This year’s headliners are ‘70s cover band, Yacht Rock Schooner.

Saturday Mar. 7 • Doors open at 5 p.m. Show starts at 6 p.m. • Jungle (2115 Faulkner Rd. NE) • dragavanza.com

ON YOUR RADAR: TOTALLY 80’S DRAGAVANZA Get out your leg warmers and parachute pants because it’s time to wang chung at Jungle at a totally 80’s party. Atlanta’s drag entertainers will be performing our favorite 80’s hits to raise money for Jerusalem House and Lost-N-Found Youth. Pull your best 80’s look together because best costume wins $100 gift certificate to Costumes Etc. Tickets are $10 and available online.

ON YOUR RADAR: ON YOUR RADAR: PURIM OFF PONCE - CIRQUE DU SO-GAY 28TH ANNUAL HRC ATLANTA DINNER & AUCTION Purim off Ponce is SOJOURN’s annual fundraiser. Since its inception, Purim off Ponce has been known as one of Atlanta’s greatest costume parties. Great drinks, dancing, and of course, drag queens! This year’s theme is “Cirque du So-Gay.” They will also have aerialists, magicians, side shows, and more!

Saturday, Mar. 7 • 7:30 – 11 p.m. • Le Saturday Mar. 7 • Doors open at 5 p.m. Fais do-do (1611 Ellsworth Industrial Show starts at 6 p.m. • Jungle (2115 Blvd NW) • sojourngsd.org/purim Faulkner Rd. NE) • dragavanza.com

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Inside the Corset with

Violet Chachki

by Jonathan Bugg

GETTING TO KNOW VIOLET DURING THE COURSE OF A PHOTO SHOOT FOR DAVID ATLANTA BROUGHT NEW INSIGHTS INTO ATLANTA’S NEWEST RUPAUL DRAG SUPERSTAR. SHE’S CALM, POINTED, COLLECTED, AND SUPER TIGHT-LIPPED ABOUT HER EXPERIENCES ON THE SHOW. WHICH LEADS ME TO WONDER HOW FAR SHE’LL GO THIS SEASON.

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’ve had the pleasure of talking with a good number of RuPaul Alum in the past few years. I’ve even been part of booking RuPaul herself down in Tampa (a very rare opportunity). From Adore Delano and Bianca Del Rio of season six, to Trinity K Bonet, Nicole Paige Brooks, and Phoenix. So let me tell you that when I was in the presence of Violet Chachki, I felt something, that intangible feeling of being in the room with greatness.

Violet is statuesque to say the least. Standing well over six feet tall, Violet is built thin and lithe (the way only 22 year olds can). Her skin is clear and fresh, and lightly and smartly tattooed. Then there’s the corset-enhanced figure! I watched as her brand spanking new green spangled corset was tightened over her frame. Garnering that famed 18-inch waist is a process, and not immediately accomplished. There’s some pulling at the strings in the back, then some resting, then more pulling, then more resting. On it goes until finally, the signature hourglass figure is achieved. Both the photographer Russ and I stand there in awe for a silent second. Then we turn to each other and furiously change up our intentions for the photo shoot. The look is a game changer for the evening’s shoot.

Violet’s whole look seems natural to her, but very calculated and polished. Her face is seamless in it’s contouring. There’s none of those sharp edges that I might have to Photoshop later. Another show of thought and practice is the skin tone, which matches from head to toe in a luminescent milky white. Usually I see these 20 | 2.25.15

queens that look as if they are obviously wearing tights that are a few shades off. Or have a line at their chins where their base is a shade or two darker. Not the case for Violet.

It’s seamless, believable perfection.

I’ve done my research; I know that Jason (Violet in boyface) hasn’t been doing drag for that long. In the four years or so of performing as Violet, how is this level of precision is achieved? I asked Violet what her biggest secret to drag is, “I watch a lot of YouTube videos and order a lot off eBay.” It can’t be that simple can it? But now it’s time for the shoot to begin.

As the session begins, I’m immediately struck by the artistry and professionalism in front of me. Violet knows her angles. She zeroes in on the camera and starts hitting pose after perfect pose. Again, this can’t be someone who only started doing drag full time a handful of years ago.

In 2011, Violet took the stage for the first time at LeBuzz in Marrietta. “A place where drag queens go to be born and to die,” says Violet. Jason was a student at SCAD-Atlanta and I gather that rather quickly the decision was made to leave school and perform as Violet full-time.

Me: Who was one of least favorite ensemble, I look around at what she’s queens? brought with her. A lot of it is very new and very expensive looking. Jet-black fur coat, Her: That’s also a tough one. I’m not try- brand new lace-front lavender wig, and ing to give a pageant answer here, but I don’t even get me started on the shoes. seriously respect and have love for all This doesn’t look like the kind of stuff that these girls. This season really is amaz- someone who got eliminated in the first ingly talented. If I had to choose some- rounds would have. one, I would say Mrs. Kasha Davis. Only because her drag character and my drag “It’s already been insane” Violet states character are on opposite ends of the about her life since RuPaul. “I’ve been spectrum, which makes it hard to relate. traveling a lot more and meeting some of the most amazing people in the entrainIt’s frustrating for me. I mean, I know that ment industry. Getting exposure like this, there’s an “airtight” gag order on all the you get contacted from fans from all over contestants, but I want some gabby girl the world. It’s crazy, and it’s ‘bout to get talk or something. Nope, no chance with crazier!”

Violet. Which makes me think that maybe she got pretty far in the competition. As We move into the third and final look, a she’s continuing to change into her second dark flimsy sheath dress that reminds me

I’ve asked that Violet come with three looks for the shoot, and it’s time for the second look. Already I think that I’ve got the cover shot in the bag. The second look is a little less corseted, but still very pin-up in style. Violet pulls a delicate lavender lace-front wig out. The detail at the hairline is amazing.

I’m asking pointed questions about her experience with RuPaul’s Drag Race and getting nowhere. Violet is not dishing about any of it.

Me: Who was your favorite queen from your season?

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of Mommy Dearest. I finally see Violet without a wig cap on. She has dark shoulder length hair that I wouldn’t have expected. “I’m really trying to focus on aerial work, burlesque work, as well as trying to get my hand in the mainstream fashion world…having the ability to wear my own hair and not a wig is helpful for that.”

In 2012, Violet was hired for the inception of The Other Show at Jungle, and is currently the only acrobatic-burlesque drag queen in this town.

It’s the end of the shoot and I have just a little time for a few more questions. I ask if she got any sage advice from RuPaul herself.

“I don’t remember much” Violet says. “It was kind of a whirlwind. I do remember talking about her days in Atlanta hooking on Peachtree.” After that, hugs and kisses and pats on the back are exchanged between all, and Violet floats up the stairs on to her next gig.

I know that we are all going to have to wait to see how this season of RuPaul’s Drag Race pans out, but after an experience like that…my money is on Chachki. Violet definitely has the charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent to go as far as she wants in this world.

Want More Chachki?

You can catch Violet every week in The Other Show at Jungle, plus she will be hosting Drag Race viewing parties at Mary’s on Mondays. Follow Violet on Twitter @ VioletChachki and Instagram @VioletChachki.

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RuPaul’s Drag Race:

Season 7 Queens at a Glance

by Zak Horn

Miss Fame 29, New York, NY Already well known for work as a make-up artist with a list of celebrity clients, the ditsy, severe queen is already a stand out to go all of the way to the top three. Let’s just hope she’s not another Courtney Act.

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t’s that time again. When the claws come out in the battle royale competition to become Americas next drag superstar. Fourteen queens from all over, and from all forms of drag to represent.

Who will win? Only time will tell. For me, I can’t wait for all the twists and turns Ru has in store for them. Here’s a quick rundown of the girls.

Katya 31, Boston, MA Look! Willam Belli’s less fishy sister is competing on Drag Race this season! This Russian persona princess has the same “I don’t give a f#@K” attitude and sense of humor that could take her far in the competition.

But her not having a beard should earn her some points.

Ginger Minj 29, Orlando, FL This little lady packs a big punch with her “GLAMP” (camp/glam) style who’s wit and reading ability can size up any other queen that gets in her way. Ginger may be able to snatch the crown or make history as the first “bing bag chair” to compete on RuPaul’s Drag Race.

Sasha Belle Iowa City, IA Her Meet the Queens look was hilarious! Very Tanya Harding look and that giant brunette 80s hair. This queen seems more chill than some of her other competitors, so let’s hope that doesn’t come off as boring during the show. Maybe she’ll lose it and beat her completion with a lead pipe?

Mrs. Kasha Davis 41, Rochester, NY This queen has plenty of sequins to go with her campy personality. But she is kind of absent throughout the season 7 trailer. Maybe it was just the editing?

Violet Chacki 22, Atlanta, GA A native queen of Atlanta, Violet will give you fierceness, she will give you glam, and she will give you statuesque beauty with legs for days. But the one this this Other Show alum can do, she will give you corset!

The tiniest waist in Drag Race herstory.

Kandy Ho 28, Cayey, PR This Latina beauty has made her fishy way to the states to compete this season as the token Puerto Rican contestant. She’s sure to cause some trouble with her fiery personality along the way. This queen exudes sexuality, but let’s see if she can do anything else.

Jaidynn Diore Fierce 25, Nashville, TN This queen has swag for your nerve and can death drop the shit out of you with her sense of humor and personality. Could this plus size diva become the actual first plus size queen to make it to the Top 3? Even if she doesn’t, she’s sure to become a fan favorite.

Trixie Mattel 26, Milwaukie, WI This Midwestern queen brings clown realness and plastic fantastic Barbie esthetic to the competition. Watch out for her severe contour, extravagant costumes, and bitchy one liners. Maybe this seasons Gia Gunn. Well, without the wonky eyelash.

Jasmine Masters 37, Los Angeles, CA This queen is polished with 17 plus years of experience under her sequin dress. I have a feeling she might play a certain Real Housewife of Atlanta if she makes it to the snatch game episode.

Kennedy Davenport 33, Dallas, TX This pageant queen is no stranger to the television screen. She’s appeared on America’s Got Talent and she can perform the house down! We’ll see if the pageant queen and snatch the crown.

Max Malanaphy 22, Minneapolis, MN This queen brings a vintage femme fatale esthetic with a Sharon Needles /Patrick Bateman American Psycho demeanor with a quirky sense of humor. Right now she is #1 on the fan favorite poll and the show hasn’t even begun airing yet!

Tempest DuJour 47, Tucson, AZ This queen has a very Tyra Sanchez voice to go with her Beetlejuice assemble in her Meet the Queens video. She exudes CAMP drag and from her memorable entrance into the work room shown in the trailer, this queen might become the Magnolia Crawford controversial queen of the season. Let’s hope that’s not her only memorable moment.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

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Pearl 23, Brooklyn, NY Glamour esthetic to the max (no pun intended) with countless out of the box performances, this young Brooklyn native will have no problem using her sharpened acrylic claws to scratch the eyes out of her competition to get the crown. One queen to definitely keep an eye on this season.

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community

What would you like to see in the future for your charities?

My goal for Joining Hearts is for it to be structured in such a way that we can continue to achieve healthy growth as a brand and as a community.

I want to be able to donate $500,000+ a year and I think we are laying the foundation to get there now.

David Hero:

Ultimately, I want to help start a gay community center and mentor program. A place for open, frank discussions on the issues we face as a community and opportunities to seek guidance from others in the LGBT community regarding any thing from coming out to becoming an architect.

I feel there is a need for this type of organization.

PRESIDENT OF JOINING HEARTS, WES BERRY HAS BEEN VERY INVOLVED IN THE COMMUNITY AND MORE SPECIFICALLY THE CHARITABLE ORGANIZATIONS IN ATLANTA. YOU’VE PROBABLY SEEN HIM AROUND AT JOINING HEARTS EVENTS LOOKING CALM, COLLECTED AND COIFFED.

How can David readers help you achieve those goals?

Get involved and get into it! No matter where your interests lie or what you have to offer there is an organization that can benefit from you. It feels good to give back and to care.

Give time, give money, give whatever you have or can, it won’t hurt you, I promise:) I think as a community we have the ability to achieve amazing things in the next few years, nothing is holding us back - it is an exciting time to live in for the LGBT community and I encourage us all to support and be kind to each other, we are worth it!

Wes Berry

How long have you lived in Atlanta?

Well, I was born downtown at Georgia Baptist (now Atlanta Medical Center I believe) on Boulevard and my mom used to go to Mary Mac’s prior to seeing her doctor so I have been an Atlanta guy since the beginning.

What do you do for employment?

I am a Project Manager. My education and experience generally relates to design and construction management, but the last few years I have really become interested in business development and online marketing, realizing I could use the same PM skillsets and apply them to any problem or business.

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My websites/companies are: www.soshstaffing.com - www.outbuzz.net - www. brandatl.com What charities are you involved in right now?

Currently, I am the President of Joining Hearts, LLC so much of my energy is focused on the development of that organization and I can’t think of a better use of my time and energy, this is a great organization filled with a lot of amazing people with kind hearts. This is the 28th year for this all-volunteer organization and it is my 7th year being involved. I started as a volunteer and then became a Host. I was then the Assistant Director of Events followed by Director of Events. I then took a year off of the board, remaining a Host, to start a business and plan, coming back as President in 2013.

How did you get started on your philanthropic path?

Watch each month as David Atlanta Magazine unveils a new hero. These Well, to be honest, about 8 years ago I had community members have shown an HIV scare that had me pretty shaken Atlanta what they do to enhance the up. As part of that reconciliation process, city in which we live. If you have I became much more familiar with HIV a suggestion for a recipient of the and the organizations around Atlanta David Hero Award please email jonaand what was being done. I vowed that than@davidatlanta.com. regardless of the results I would get involved.

theatre

Witches Night Off

by Jeffery Silvey

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e’re off to see the wonderful wizard of Oz as Wicked lands in Atlanta at the Fabulous Fox Theatre. Tickets for the show have been flying faster than the Wicked Witch’s monkeys, but even if you haven’t purchased a ticket you still have a chance to follow the yellow brick road while giving to a good cause.

Cast and crew members of Wicked ’s touring company have organized “Witches’ Night Off,” a special charity concert to benefit Broadway Cares and Joining Hearts, an Atlanta based charity that works to provide awareness and funds to people living with HIV/AIDS. This one-off show will feature cast members of Wicked performing a variety of musical numbers from any show except Wicked. Justin Wirick, a Wicked cast member of five years and one of the benefit’s producers, says “Wicked is a dream job to begin with, but to be a part of something so large and special that gives back to people all across the country is even more [gratifying].”

The company has raised over three million dollars for charity so far. This will be their twenty-seventh benefit for Broadway Cares, and they hope to make it their biggest and most successful yet, says Wirick.

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Guest per former Jennifer Holliday, a Tony and Grammy Award winner, will join the Wicked cast members.

There will also be live and silent auctions. Live auction items include a chance to watch the character Elphaba get painted green in her dressing room, VIP tickets, and even a walk on role in the per formance at the Fabulous Fox Theatre. Other items include customized TOMS, a Wicked cast vinyl record autographed by Idina Menzel, props from the actual show, and various other Wicked merchandise guaranteed to leave ever yone green with env y.

“Witches Night Off” will be Monday, Mar. 2 at 7:30 p.m. at the Ferst Center for the Arts at Georgia Tech. General admission tickets are $35 and VIP tickets are $100. VIP tickets include preferred seating and a catered reception from 6 p.m. until 7 p.m. with Jennifer Holliday and other cast members before the show.

To purchase tickets for “Witches Night Off” to benefit Broadway Cares/ Equity Fights AIDS and Joining Heats Incorporated, please call (404)8949601 or visit www.ferstcenter.org or www.witchesnightoff.org.

Justin Wirick, a Wicked cast member of five years and one of the benefit’s producers.

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TWO EVENTS FOR TWO GREAT CAUSES An Evening With MISS COCO PERU Tuesday March 3rd LIPS ATLANTA Doors Open at 7 Show Starts at 8 Tickets $40 LIMITED SEATS AVAILABLE Special Guest Performance The Royals Evah Destruction & Evelyn Caldwell !

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monologue set to an opera aria, and it’s the one that got me noticed in New York many years ago.

DA: Some of the proceeds from your show are benefitting Jerusalem House, a local non-profit that provides permanent supportive housing for low-income and homeless individuals and families affected by HIV/AIDS. Why Jerusalem House?

Coco: Regina Cartier is involved with that organization, and the last time I did an event in Atlanta with Regina and some of the local queens we also benefitted Jerusalem House. I was given a tour of their facilities and was really impressed. I was happy to come back.

Hopefully, people leave my show feeling good about themselves and feeling good that they helped raise money for a good cause.

Cold Outside?

Coco Time Legendary Queen Celebrates Almost 25 Years

DA: What comes to your mind when you think of Atlanta, and what are some of your favorite things to do in Atlanta?

Coco: I’ve never really got to do too much in Atlanta because, you know, I fly in, do the show, then usually leave the next day. I did have a nice time last time meeting some fans, and I did get to go out to eat.

DA: Well, I guess that’s the life of a star. Not too much time to stick around before your next big show.

eru, aka Clinton Leupp, got her start as a drag entertainer in New York and has been entertaining crowds for almost 25 years. “I’ve always described my show as a ‘group therapy session,’ and it’s my turn to talk,” said Peru.

Coco: (laughs) I’ll tell you how much of a star I am. When I was there for that event, there was no bathroom backshows as Arrested Development and stage, and I peed in a bottle. How’s that Will and Grace. In 2004 she appeared for the life of a star? in an Orbitz commercial that was nominated for a GLAAD award. Her hilari- DA: It’s not always as classy as it ous YouTube videos include “Let’s Play sounds.

Grand Theft Auto 5 With Coco Peru”and “Miss Coco Peru Goes to a Haunted Coco: No, it isn’t.

House.”

DA: RuPaul’s Drag Race is about to David Atlanta: We’re thrilled to return for a new season. Do you have you return to Atlanta! Tell us watch the show, and if so, who are about your show in March at Lips. some of your favorite queens from What can the audience expect? past seasons?

No stranger to the camera, Peru has starred in such movies as Trick (1999) and To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything: Julie Newmar (1995). She has also had guest appearances on such television

Coco: I’m going to do a ‘best of’ show.

I’m celebrating going on almost 25 years, so I’m just going to do some of my favorite monologues from over all those years. One in particular is very old. It’s a

by Jesse A. Hancock

THE LEGENDARY MISS COCO PERU RETURNS TO TOWN TUESDAY, MAR. 3 AT 8 P.M. TO PERFORM A ONE-NIGHT ONLY SHOW AT LIPS, IN ATLANTA.

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Coco: I do watch the show, and I personally know some of those queens. I’ve worked with Kelly Mantle, I’ve worked with Willam Belli, and I’ve worked with Bianca Del Rio.

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“What makes a career long lasting is you have to work hard.

You have to be dedicated. You have to have a craft. And you have to be kind.”

DA: Do you have any favorite queens?

Coco: I really love Alyssa Edwards because I knew her uncle back years ago in New York City. He had shown me a videotape of his little nephew, who was trying to choreograph his sister and some of the other kids in the neighborhood. And the nephew was just getting more and more furious because they couldn’t follow the routine. I laughed so hard at that video because it reminded me so much of myself when I was a little boy. I laughed so hard that I actually started crying because back when I was young there was no video. I felt like I was hearing myself. So there I was watching RuPaul’s Drag Race one night and I was looking at Alyssa Edwards on TV when the image of that little boy popped into my mind. I thought, ‘That’s so funny that I just thought of that boy, Justin. I wonder whatever happened; I wonder what he’s doing.’ Then all of a sudden they showed Alyssa as a boy on the show, and I said, ‘Oh, my god, that’s Justin. That’s him.’ I got to meet Alyssa recently at an event, and she came right over and was talking about her uncle. What a funny, small world it is.

DA: Which do you think are the most talented queens from Drag Race?

Coco: Well, I think Bianca Del Rio won for a reason. She’s been working really hard all these years. I think that says something.

With TV sometimes you can get famous without having to put a lot of work in. Then you haven’t developed your craft as well as maybe you should if you’re going to be in show business a long time. Bianca had that down, and she actually came into the competition with that confidence. She knows what she does well, and she could only do her best.

DA: What does it take to have such a long lasting, successful career like yours? And are we almost overloaded with drag queens?

Coco: Oh, no. I don’t think there can ever be too many drag queens. (laughs) I love that RuPaul’s Drag Race exists. I think it has brought drag back into the mainstream. It gives little boys across America who might want to put on girls’ clothes and express themselves the opportunity to not feel so alone.

What makes a career long lasting is you have to work hard. You have to be dedicated. You have to have a craft. And you have to be kind.

To purchase tickets for Coco’s show, go to www.dragavanza.com or the Lost-N-Found thrift Store. Ticket also includes entry into Totally 80’s Dragavanza on Saturday, Mar. 7 at Jungle Atlanta. Be sure to sign up for Coco’s newsletter on her website: www.cocoperu.com. Also like her fan page on Facebook and follow her on Twitter.

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2015 A Sex Survey Results

tlanta, your results are in! Over the past few weeks hundreds of you have anonymously taken our sex survey. We have to say, in some respects, you just plain out shocked the hell out of us. Here’s the results for all to enjoy.

Be sure to check out the full results at davidatlanta.com.

Lucky Number 8

This Boy Is A...

PENIS SIZE 1% 28% 63% 8%

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9 out of 10 Have been in a 3-way

8 out of 10 Have had sex with more than one person in a day

5 out of 10 Have been in an orgy

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advice GIG, the vast majority of small time drag queens are plagued by Histrionic Personality Disorder (yeah, it’s a real thing). This psychological malady is characterized, in part, by a pervasive pattern of: needing to the center of attention, inappropriately sexually seductive or provocative behavior, uses physical appearance to draw attention, displays rapidly shifting & shallow emotions, and self-dramatization.

Dear Dom,

Every Single Question...

Every Single Answer Dear Dom,

With Steven/Rayne it seems you’ve encountered a true female impersonator; a real entertainer who puts on a costume, not simply drag, and respects the difference between footlights and candlelight. Who knows, you may have caught a rising star that’s not a psycho.

Dear Dom, I need rough sex, Sir. I want my butt paddled to a pulp and I’ve got all the gear. Every guy says he’s up for a rough scene. When I get them home, no one seems man enough for the task. Sir, please help me!

Submissive Needs A Pounding Let’s face it, well-qualified tops in Atlanta are as scarce as deviled eggs at a church picnic. The dominant-to-submissive ratio here is completely out of whack. This means you might have to actually train your own master-to-be in how to deliver the proper whooping you’re hankering for.

I thrash & snore at night. It seems rattle the bed...and not in a good way. Lately, my boyfriend sleeps on the But, SNAP, here’s the big secret, which nobody wants to couch. I’ve tried just about everything. What can I do? admit: The bottom runs the show. For all the butch & bravado a top might muster, it’s generally the bottom that’s really directing most rough sex scenes. Breaking through Husband Understands Snoring’s Harmful that paradox is not easy.

HUSH, for all matters regarding relaxation, I always refer to my yoga master, Kattie Maffeo. As a licensed ayurvedic therapist, When confronted with your impressive array of floggers, she teaches that the human body is enlivened with two types tawses, whips, cats & quirts, almost any timid top will of energy. The masculine energy, or pingala in Sanskrit, flows demure. With some coaching & coaxing, you can instruct along the right side of the body. On the left side is the feminine even the most naive into a natural. Soon enough you’ll have a demanding master that you’ll be proud to proclaim energy, called ida. is commanding your submissive ass.

“If you lay on your left side and close the left nostril, and the right nostril is open, that’s more energizing. That’s good after a With all the punishment, you’re going to need a reliable meal or if you’re not feeling very well,” explains Maffeo. “If you safe word to use when things get too rough. My partner is flip over and lay on your right side and the left stays open, that’s a good Georgia boy. When the reddening gets too near to more calming and soothing. That’s better when you’re trying to that sweet little rosebud, he shouts, “Azalea!” sleep.”

Dear Dom, I met this amazing dude named Steven and we really hit it off. He’s sexy & easy-going. But, I just found out he is also a drag queen named Rayne DeLaye. I saw a show and it was terrific. He’s never dressed like a woman in bed. Still, I’m freaked out by this alter-ego.

Am I being a jerk about this?

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Advice columnist Dominic has been there and done that with most everything. He gives a new low to all levels of depravity. He’s heard every question and every answer.

Give him a try, email DearDom@davidatlanta.com.

Warning: Advice given in this column is intended for entertainment and novelty purposes. Please proceed at your own risk.

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ARIES (Mar. 20 – Apr. 19): All aspects of love and romance will go especially well this week. You might take this opportunity to make a bold move toward the object of your affection. Go with an unconventional approach and move fearlessly. Go with the flow.

LIBRA (Sep. 23 – Oct. 22): Be open and honest about your feelings toward others. Your receptive nature should be ready. Take a break and let others come to you. Unexpected events may pop out of nowhere. Let it flow.

TAURUS (Apr. 20 – May 20): Your connection with others is especially strong. You will enjoy an important nurturing role. Reconnect with your mother and let her know how you’re feeling.

You may be feel like pulling back into your protective shell. If so, do it.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): Your heart beats extra strong all week, but it may not seem like anyone knows it but you. You may feel like you aren’t really fitting in with the energy of the day.

Don’t get down on yourself for it.

GEMINI (May 21- Jun. 20): You might feel especially playful this week. You can expect to feel a great deal of love and affection from others. Be aware that you will have a strong tendency to indulge in food and drink, so try to keep things in moderation.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 20): Join close friends and share a night on the town and fine meal. This is a chance to begin a new cycle of romance. Reflect on past relationship problems, examine their causes, and toss them away so you can invite in a new one.

CANCER (Jun. 21- Jul. 22): The bizarre nature of the week may leave you feeling a bit bewildered. Don’t sweat it. Focus on your romantic nature and incredibly nurturing heart. Use your instinctive healing abilities to care for a close friend in need.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 – Jan. 19): Your emotional energy is strongly tied to your heart, and you will find that there’s a longing to be close to others. Indulge in conversation with close friends and let your imagination run wild.

LEO (Jul. 23 – Aug. 22): You will be in an especially affectionate and loving mood this week. Your romantic nature is heightened and your nurturing qualities are strong. You’re extra sensitive and receptive.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): You will enjoy a great deal of affection from others this week. You radiate an air of love and beauty. Love will come in strong, erratic bursts and you should be on the alert to expect the unexpected.

VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sep. 22): Annoyances of daily life may rub you the wrong way this week. Other people’s strong opinions and odd quirks may be difficult to swallow and your fuse may be a bit shorter than usual.

PISCES (Feb. 19 – Mar. 19): You may feel a bit vulnerable. Your romantic nature is particularly strong, so treat yourself to a pampered evening, including a good meal with someone you love. All relationships with men will go smoothly now.

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“I miss those icebucket challenge videos.”

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Never make an arm wrestling bet with a man who has been single for longer than 6 months.

Narcissism is such an unattractive quality. It looks good on me, though.

When your momma taught you to look both ways she didn’t mean be two faced.

Please don’t ask me what’s wrong when it’s you that is the problem.

That drag Unlike you, I’m not a doorknob where everybody gets a turn. I’m show was more of a casino where only the lucky one hits the jackpot. a total waste of You’re the Bitch, please, make-up. reason I my phone have a battery last longer middle I don’t think I meet the height than your requirement to ride your finger.

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relationships.

So, now that you’re not a hot, cute twink anymore, you’re a deep, sophisticated gay man above childish antics. Loser.