5 Reasons Not To Be in a Play
5 Reasons Not To Be in a Play MINUTES: 10-30 CHARACTERS: 12-20 (Characters can be changed to male of female to your liking with the exception of NOAH, LILLY, SOPHIA, ISABELLA, ANTHONY, and MISS KLINGLER) PENELOPE: F Street Clothes SHANE: M Street Clothes LISA: F Street Clothes SHARON: F Street Clothes ANTHONY: M Dressed as Teddy Roosevelt SOPHIA: F Dressed as Dead Body OLIVIA: F Street Clothes ISABELLA: F Dressed as Elaine CHARLES: M Street Clothes MISS KLINGLER: F Dressed as a Teacher NOAH: M Dressed as Mortimer Brewster LILLY: F Dressed as a little girl with pig tails
(The set will be the set of Arsenic and Old Lace. All cast members enter, with the exception of MISS KLINGLER, from R. door carrying various props for the play and lounge around U. S., eating popcorn, in a casual manner while PENELOPE crosses to D. S. and SHANE following her, both have nothing in hand.)
PENELOPE: (To the audience, arms open as if presenting something, annoyed,
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