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Volume 78 Number 071
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You rEallY liKE uS! Yesterday’s Top-Read Stories on the Web
1. Melodic metal by Chris Daniels
2. Student punches golden ticket to Hollywood
by Erica Horton
3. Tigers travel to face Herd second time
by John Martin
4. Weekend warriors: out and about in Memphis
by Chris Shaw
5. Exhibition exposes UM students’ talent
by Chelsea Boozer
“Some chick just put on a straitjacket in front of the UC, then dislocated her shoulder and removed it. Whoa, dude.” — @TerranceJesse “Does anybody actually use the bike lane on Southern Avenue? It was better when we could just park there.” — @ScoHa “Are shows on TLC about little people filmed by little people camerapeople?” — @blehhh93 “An ambiguous question is an ambiguous question — no matter how many times, or loudly, you repeat it. #professortoremainunnamed” — @Hamlin38103 “Be an Optimist Prime ... not a Negatron.” — @davidcjacks “When the heck is the Tiger Den going to get the spicy chicken sandwich?” — @MonteQ
DOMINO’S PIZZA Across 1 One in charge 5 Ticketless rail rider 9 Resell at a major markup 14 Pirate’s syllables 15 Bean product? 16 More virtuous 17 Coach’s pregame lecture 19 University of Maine town 20 Raptor’s roost 21 Late-night Jay 23 Diarist Anaïs 24 Home seller-and-buyer’s short-term loan 28 TV revue since ‘75 29 Acting instructor’s deg., perhaps 30 Start to knock? 34 Pop music’s Lady __ 37 Surround securely 41 1929 women’s air race, as dubbed by Will Rogers 44 Rail rider 45 1944 invasion city 46 Spot for a hoop 47 WWII espionage gp. 49 Oktoberfest cry 51 Production number director’s cry 60 Gambling letters 61 Gambling city 62 Assumed identity 63 Absolut rival, for short 65 Summer shindig, and a hint to the starts of 17-, 24-, 41- and 51-Across 68 Fruit served in balls 69 Way to store pix 70 Prepare for a shot 71 Speak at length 72 Soup veggies 73 Job opening Down 1 How many city folks travel 2 Fireworks watcher 3 Puppeteer Lewis 4 Three-dimensional 5 Wallop 6 Harem room
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7 Attorney Melvin 8 Like wine barrels 9 Pampered 10 Mangy mongrel 11 Rice-__ 12 Bolshevik leader 13 Plug projection 18 Tapped barrels 22 ‘60s-’70s service site, briefly 25 Certain Caltech grad: Abbr. 26 Envelope parts 27 Desert mount 30 Well-chosen 31 Fish-fowl connection 32 Bygone intl. carrier 33 Jerk 35 Instinctive, as a feeling 36 Company with a web-footed spokescritter
38 Short relative? 39 Recede 40 Change, as one’s locks? 42 Elect to a Hall of Fame, say 43 Nina of “Spartacus” 48 “What did I tell you?” 50 Disorderly mound 51 Women’s mag 52 Put into words 53 African virus 54 “Hop __”: Dr. Seuss book 55 ABC’s Arledge 56 High-fives, e.g. 57 Divided Austrian state 58 Joe’s “Midnight Cowboy” pal 59 Up to this point 64 Subdivision unit 66 Andean tuber 67 Mormons’ gp.
S u d o k u
Complete the grid so that each row, column and 3—by—3 box (in bold borders) contains every digit 1 to 9.
Solutions on page 5