T V SUNDAY 19/05 SUNDAY MAIL• May 19, 2013
CYBC 1 07.30 10.30
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CYBC 2
Church Service Savvato Ki Apovrado (rpt)
08.00 14.00
Variety show, with wellknown guests pretending to have a good time for the benefit of You At Home.
17.00 17.30
I Ypaithros Kypros Eva Taxidi Eimaste Edo Local talk-show aimed at youth.
14.00 14.30
News Me Kali Parea Local talk-show, hosted by Vivian Kanari.
16.30
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Tete-A-Tete (rpt)
Aminesthai Peri Patris Military and defence programme.
18.00 18.15
News Patates Antinahtes
23.05
Ego Ki Esi Local comedy show.
19.30
Mias Imera Erotas (rpt)
20.00 21.30
News Pame Paradosiaka
Part 2 of local sketch.
Yet another local veriety show.
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07.20 07.50 08.40 09.30 09.40 10.30 11.20 12.10 13.50 15.15 16.50
News In English & Turkish (rpt)
19.30 20.20 21.15
Vals Me 12 Theous (rpt) News Your Face Sounds Familiar Greek talent competition where a group of well known personalities take on a new identity as an iconic music performer. But the catch is they could well find themselves transformed into someone older, younger or the opposite sex.
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Tete-A-Tete News Repeats
Men Kai Den (rpt) Deixe Mou To Filo Sou (rpt) Steps (rpt) Max Adventures Santa Yiolanta (rpt) Poso Glyka Me Skotoneis (rpt) Ta Mahairota (rpt) Exairetika Afieromeno (rpt) Yia Tin Agapi Sou (rpt) Tha Vreis To Daskalo Sou (rpt) Niose Me (rpt)
MEGA 07.00 09.40 09.50 10.20 11.00 12.00 13.00 14.00 15.00
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News Sports News Oikogeneia Tis Simforas (rpt) Vradi Me Ton Petro Kostopoulo Lefkes Oikos Oi Dromoi Tis Polis (rpt) News To Soi Mou Mesa (rpt)
Church Service Max Andventures Mia Stigmi Dio Zoes Klemmena Oneira Chuck Oi Vassiliades (rpt) Oi Kipouroi Tou Mega Piso Sto Spiti (rpt) FILM: Blue Streak A thief fresh out of prison finds a police station has been built where he hid his loot, forcing him to pose as a cop to get it back. Comedy, with Martin Lawrence and Luke Wilson. 1999.
With News at 18.00.
Lost Sixth season. ‘The Package’. Sun and Jin’s search for each other is interrupted when Widmore’s crew kidnaps Jin, and Locke heads to the other island to bring him back. In Los Angeles, Jin’s job for Sun’s father is sidetracked when his money is taken at customs.
Local satirical show, using comedy sketches and embarrassing TV clips to skewer local politicians.
19.00
FXTM Limassol International Boxing Cup News In English News In Turkish NRG Zone Weekend X-Factor USA (rpt) Two episodes. American version of the talent contest, in which solo singers and groups compete to win a recording contract by impressing judges Simon Cowell, Nicole Scherzinger, Paula Abdul and LA Reid.
Tasos Tryfonos interviews Greek celebrities from the showbiz world.
17.30
Kid’s TV Eurovision Song Contest (rpt) Motor Sports The Human Miracle Documentary series exploring the many achievements of the human body. Part 2 of 6.
Farming programme.
13.00 13.30
ANTENNA
16.30
Anonymous News Mousiko Kouti - Live FILM: 21 A brilliant but penniless student finds an answer to his financial problems when a professor inducts him into a card-counting scam. Drama, starring Kevin Spacey. 2008.
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News Pame Paketo (rpt) Talk-show, that deals with human interest stories such as reuniting people, fulfilling dreams and connecting individuals who want to correct past mistakes in their lives.
20.15 21.30
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News Istories Tou Astinomou Beka (rpt) Mes Tin Kali Hara (rpt) Magazino (rpt)
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A teenager arrives in a new town and attends a fancy dress party, where he meets the girl of his dreams. The only problem is he doesn’t know her name. Musical comedy, starring Selena Gomez. 2008.
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Remington Steele Pacific Blue O Anthropos Tis Thalassas FILM: Hanging Up Three sisters are brought closer together by their father’s impending death, but sibling rivalry soon rears its ugly head. Comedy, starring Diane Keaton. 2000.
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FILM: Behind Enemy Lines: Colombia A military team is framed for murder and fight to return to base and clear their names. Action thriller sequel, with Joe Manganiello. 2009.
FILM: The Legend Of Bruce Lee
LTV Sports News News Repeats
Kouzina Me Apopsi (rpt) Greek FILM: To Thavma Tis Magaloharis Telemarketing Kouzina Me Apopsi Kipotehnia Christopher Columbus Star Stories FILM: Woman Of The Ledge Story focusing on the close relationship between three female friends. Drama, starring Deidre Hall. 1993.
FILM: Body Of Lies
Bruce learns new fighting styles to best other boxing gangs. Action, starring Bruce Lee. 1980.
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CAPITAL
Fotis - Maria Live Best Of Exelixeis Sti Showbiz LTV Sports News Exelixeis Sti Showbiz Quiz Fun Mesimeriani Meleti Best Of Stin Kouzina Me Tin Dina (rpt) Mila (rpt) Exelixeis Sti Showbiz FILM: Another Cinderella Story
A CIA agent on the ground in Jordan hunts down a powerful terrorist leader while being caught between the unclear intentions of his supervisors and Jordan Intelligence. Thriller, starring Leonardo DiCaprio. 2008.
News FILM: Rock V The former champ trains a young hopeful - only to see his protege turn against him. Drama, starring Sylvester Stallone. 1990
The Gathering
Eheis Meson (rpt) Mia Stigma, Dio Zoes (rpt) Patir, Yios Kai Pnevma (rpt) Oi Afthairetoi (rpt) Ah Eleni (rpt)
Mes Tin Kali Hara (rpt) Siga Min To’ Xeres (rpt) Efta Ouranoi Kai Sinnefa Alites (rpt) The CooKING
PLUS TV
Cookery show with Alexandros Papandreou, the titular King.
Mini-series about a surgeon who believes a secret group of witches kidnapped his wife.
02.20 04.20
Oi Adiafthoroi (rpt) Zoi Podilato (rpt) Vourate Geitonoi (rpt) UEFA Champions League Magazine A review of the latest matches in Europe’s premier club competition, plus a look ahead to forthcoming fixtures.
Epta Thanasimes Petheres (rpt) With News at 18.00.
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SIGMA
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FILM: Desert Heat A lone motorcyclist sets out to exact revenge on the small-town thugs who attacked him in the Nervada desert. Action, starring JeanClaude Van Damme. 1999.
Person of Interest (Novacinema1, 21.00)
01:30 As Time Goes By 02:00 Being Erica 02:45 My Family 03:15 The Weakest Link 04:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 04:45 The Impressions Show With Culshaw &... 05:15 As Time Goes By 05:45 My Family 06:15 The Weakest Link 07:00 Penelope K, By The Way 07:10 Me Too! 07:30 Teletubbies 07:55 Balamory 08:15 Penelope K, By The Way 08:25 Me Too! 08:45 Teletubbies 09:10 Balamory 09:30 The Weakest Link 10:15 My Family 10:45 After You’ve Gone 11:15 Keeping Up Appearances 11:45 The Green Green Grass 12:15 2 Point 4 Children 12:45 Rob Brydon’s Annually Retentive 13:15 Lead Balloon 13:45 Lark Rise To Candleford 14:35 One Foot In The Grave 15:15 The Weakest Link 16:00 Doctors 18:25 Doctor Who 19:10 The Green Green Grass 19:40 Walk on the Wild Side 20:10 Lark Rise To Candleford 21:00 As Time Goes By 21:30 Watson & Oliver 22:00 Silk 22:50 Waking The Dead 23:40 Spooks 00:30 Being Erica
07:00 Sunrise Earth 07:55 Unchained Reaction 08:40 Meteorite Men 09:30 Extreme Engineering 11:50 How Do They Do It? 12:15 Pyros 13:05 Rattlesnake Republic 13:50 Chasing Classic Cars 14:40 Mega Beasts 16:15 Deadliest Catch 17:00 Sons Of Guns 17:50 Alps From Above 18:40 Chasing Classic Cars 20:20 Rattlesnake Republic 21:10 Alps From Above 22:00 Sons Of Guns 22:50 Alps From Above 23:40 Inside West Coast Customs 00:30 Northwest Wild 01:15 Sons Of Guns 02:05 Alps From Above 02:50 Chasing Classic Cars
09:30 Fia World Touring Car Championship: Round In Austria 10:15 Cycling: Tour Of Italy 11:00 Canoeing: Sprint World Cup 12:00 Table Tennis: World Championship 13:30 Fia World Touring Car Championship: Round In Austria 15:30 Cycling: Tour Of Italy 18:30 Cycling: Tour Of Norway 20:00 Fitness: The Box 22:00 Table Tennis: World Championship 23:45 Motorsports: Motorsports Weekend Magazine 00:00 Cycling: Tour Of California 02:00 Cycling: Tour Of Italy
05:30 Lost 07:45 The Simpsons 18 09:00 Bob’s Burgers 10:15 Rules Of Engagement 13:35 Criminal Minds 8 14:25 White Collar 15:55 Breakout Kings 17:25 Criminal Minds 19:00 The Cleveland Show 19:25 The Simpsons 18 19:50 Beauty And The Beast 20:40 Touch 21:30 Elementary 22:20 Da Vinci’s Demons 23:20 Sons Of Anarchy 4 00:10 Falling Skies 2 04:10 Wilfred 04:35 The Cleveland Show 05:00 Episodes 2
07:30 Eat Pray Love 10:00 Soccer Nanny, The 12:00 Road, The 14:00 American Flyers 16:00 Penthouse, The 18:00 Barclays Premier League 201213 20:00 LTV Sports News 21:00 W.E. 23:00 Centurion 0:45 Hustler Tv 03:00 48 Hrs 04:45 Another 48 Hrs 06:30 LTV Sports News
07:00 Kids TV 13:40 Max Adventures 14:05 2013 Wtcc 14:30 Planet Speed 15:00 Barclays Premier League Preview 15:30 Pre-Game 16:30 A’ Division Cyprus Soccer Championship 2012-13 18:30 Liga Bbva 2012-13 20:15 Barclays Premier League 2012-13 22:00 Liga Bbva 2012-13 00:00 Nba Action 00:30 Barclays Premier League 2012-13 02:30 Planet Speed 03:00 Barclays Premier League 2012-13 05:00 Liga Bbva 2012-13
07:15 Big Bang Theory 07:45 Two And A Half Men 08:40 Friends 09:05 Harry’s Law Ii 10:00 One Tree Hill 10:45 C.S.I. New York 11:35 C.S.I. Miami 12:30 Ncis: Los Angeles
13:15 Luck 14:15 Necessary Roughness 15:00 Harry’s Law Ii 15:45 Fringe 00:05 Carlos 03:00 Action Zone 03:30 Closer, The VII
07:15 Arthur 3: The War Of The Two Worlds 09:15 Oceans 11:15 B-Girl 13:00 Greetings From The Shore 15:30 All Roads Lead Home 17:30 Whistleblower 19:30 All The President’s Men 22:00 Bachelor 00:05 Daring! Tv 04:05 My Afternoons With Margueritte 05:45 Greenberg
05:55 Being Flynn 07:40 Cine News 07:55 League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen 09:45 America’s Sweethearts 11:30 $5 A Day 13:15 The Artist 15:00 Person Of Interest 15:50 Cine News 16:50 Fast Five 19:05 Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes 21:00 Person Of Interest 22:00 Battleship 00:20 Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance 02:00 Once Fallen 03:35 The Son Of No One
05:50 Kill Bill: Vol.1 K15 07:40
Fame 09:55 Cine News 10:40 What A Way To Go 12:35 Big Miracle 14:25 5 Lepta Akoma 16:05 A Thousand Acres 17:55 Straight Story 19:35 Cine News 20:05 Green Card 22:00 Martha Marcy May Marlene 23:50 Drive 01:35 The Devil’s Own 03:25 Kingdom Of Heaven
05:05 Gone Baby Gone 07:00 Starsky & Hutch 08:40 The Caine Mutiny 10:45 Crimson Tide 12:40 Five Minarets In New York 14:40 Midnight Run 16:45 The Pelican Brief 19:10 Man On A Ledge 21:00 Unthinkable 22:30 A Man Without Honor 23:35 Conan The Barbarian 01:30 Story Of Jade 03:25 Paranormal Activity 3 04:50 American Gangster
05:55 Birth 07:35 Johnny English Reborn 09:20 Cine News 09:45 A Place In The Sun 11:45 Tha To Metaniosis 13:35 Puss In Boots 15:10 From Prada To Nada 17:00 Good Neighbor Sam 19:15 Alpis 21:00 What’s Your Number? 22:55 Pay It Forward 01:00 Moneyball 03:15 Margaret
12:00 European Tour Volvo World Match Play Championship Final LIVE 18:00 PRE GAME (E) 18:20 CHAMPIONSHIP 2012-13: APOLLON VS ENP (E) 20:20 POST GAME (E) 20:45 NHL: Playoffs Date & Time Tentative 22:00 NHL: Playoffs Date & Time Tentative LIVE
06:00 MTV Morning 12:00 MTV Daily Hits 18:00 MTV Out Loud 24:00:00 MTV After Hours
06:00 High Sierra 08:25 Party Girl 10:05 Human Comedy 12:00 Northern Pursuit 13:30 Postman’s Knock 15:00 Tribute to a Bad Man 16:35 Wonderful World Of The Brothers Grimm 18:50 Treasure of the Sierra Madre 21:00 Sweet Bird Of Youth 22:55 Streetcar Named Desire 00:55 Sweet Bird Of Youth 02:50 Streetcar Named Desire 04:50 Tribute to a Bad Man
By Preston Wilder
W.E. (LTV, 21.00) ‘Lady Madonna, tryin’ to be the best / You’re no good at ci-ne-ma, so give it a rest.’ When it comes to music Madonna Louise Ciccone hasn’t put a foot wrong, but she’s struggled to translate that iconic status into movies (could it be that the camera picks up a certain hollowness in her personality?). She’s dated, and even married directors (Guy Ritchie, Warren Beatty) to promote her as an actress - and finally turned director herself with this romantic drama, telling the tale of Wallis Simpson and King Edward VIII (W.E., get it?). Abbie Cornish plays a modern woman who becomes besotted with the couple, especially Wallis (“I think it’s important to tell the story from her point of view”),
and discovers lessons for her own life in their grand romance. “Little girls love fairy tales,” she explains, and perhaps Madonna loves the fairy tale of being a movie star - but it hasn’t really worked out for her and this sideways move into directing didn’t work either, met with the usual critical brickbats and box-office failure. At least she doesn’t act in this one. Made in 2011.
Battleship (Novacinema1, 22.00) What’s the answer when the Navy’s guns don’t work? Bigger guns! “Prepare to fire,” says Admiral Liam Neeson with a clenched steadfast expression. “Which weapons, sir?” “All of them!” Alas, the whole thing is daft because (as in Battle: Los Angeles) the shock-and-
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awe tactics are being deployed against aliens from outer space, who are unimpressed by America’s military might. Taylor Kitsch is our hero, ordering “Full attack!” even though his fleet consists of about three destroyers and what they’re attacking is a huge alien mothership - and the film is so macho it becomes semi-enjoyable as men glower, snarl and walk around flexing their muscles (best bit: a montage of US Navy warships set to AC/DC’s ‘Thunderstruck’) but pleasures are sparse, especially at 132 minutes. The Navyboosting is transparently obvious, the dialogue far from deathless, and pop star Rihanna looks hilariously tiny next to the big guns. In conclusion, space aliens are not the same as al-Qaeda. Thank you. Made in 2012.