28 March 2018

28 March 2018

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The kids pictured here are enjoying the cycle tracks at Cairnbrogie Farm - turn to page 20 for more news on the packed BUCO Adventure Weekend line-up. The Garden Route Walking Festival is another unmissable event that spans the beaches, mountains and many unchartered tracks from Mossel Bay to Formosa Peak - find out more on page 11.

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NEWS & VIEWS

28 March 2018

Creating an earth-savvy Knysna - We’re in, are you?

IOWISE, a local NGO that promotes the practice of biomimicry, launched the ‘Waste Nothing Knysna’ campaign this month.

Executive director Sue Swain said the project falls under the Business Unusual approach introduced by BioWise after the June fires. “Waste Nothing Knysna is a long-term programme. It is the start of a journey where we will apply lessons from nature to achieve our goals,” explained Swain.

“In natural eco-systems like a forest, resources are used sparingly and nothing is wasted.

Everything is locally upcycled and recycled to replenish what was used and collaboration and fostering partnerships is the name of the game.

“Every organism has a role to play in this, actively contributing to maintaining a healthy, resilient system able to respond and adapt to changing conditions. In such a system there is no pollution and no unemployment. And that is our vision.”

Swain said Waste Nothing Knysna will look at how resources are dealt with across all sectors, i.e. materials, water, space, energy, and traditional waste.

She is tackling this supported by the able team of Jennifer Tooley, Nicci Rousseau-Schmidt, and Nina Ligeti - appointed recently for this purpose.

“We need to completely rethink how we do things, rather

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UPCYCLE SOLUTION: Sue visited an area where one of the storm-water culverts empties into the estuary and within five minutes she had collected a handful of plastic trash - items that end up in the estuary with high tide, and sweep out through the Knysna Heads with the current

than just continuing as before.

Being bio-wise, or earth-savvy, is really not a choice anymore.

The drastic increase in plastic marine pollution is a perfect example of a situation that needs urgent intervention.

“More than 300-million tons of plastic are produced worldwide in a year. Half of this is designed for single use, and each year around 8-million tons of it ends up in our oceans.”

Phase 1 of the programme, running from March to September, will primarily focus on creating awareness, facilitating input from communities, identifying resources and expertise, and finding seeding ideas to be actioned in Phase 2.

Swain said one of the programme’s initiatives is to reduce plastic and other pollution before it reaches the rivers, estuaries, and oceans.

“We have to reconsider our

waste habits and refuse singleuse plastic and unnecessary packaging. In clean-up operations in the Knysna estuary, the SANParks Honorary Rangers reported that items most generally found were the wrappers of after-dinner mints handed out by restaurants, and plastic straws.

“We must support upcycling projects like the bottle bricks initiative and collaborate on other upcycling opportunities. Waste should be seen as a resource that can open up a multitude of opportunities for SMMEs to convert trash to cash.”

Partnering with Edge of Africa, SANParks and Knysna Municipality, a competition for Knysna schools has been launched as part of the initiative. Also fitting into the longterm vision, Swain said schools have been invited to begin a journey towards becoming

bio-wise, starting with learning how to work more wisely with their natural resources.

“We’ve had a phenomenal response and 15 schools in Greater Knysna signed up for the competition, which closes in September. Prize money is R30,000 each for the winning high and primary school.

“The entry fee was bottle bricks - empty two-litre plastic bottles filled and tightly packed with other plastic and foil packaging like sweet wrappers and chips packets. The schools had to make an equivalent of 10% of the total learner count to qualify, and must use the bottle bricks to make something as part of the competition.’

Concluding, Swain thanked the National Lottery Commission for funding support. “Without them we would not have been able to launch the project.

“We want to be the first biowise community in Africa that wastes nothing, and starting with small steps, with the help of local communities and buyin from our local government, I believe we can make the big leaps necessary to achieve that.

We’re in, are you?”

If you would like to get involved in some way, email sue@ biowise.org.za. You can also join their Facebook group ‘Waste Nothing Knysna’ for regular updates and more news, and turn to page 8 for an image of Hornlee Primary’s first bottle bricks.

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Legal basis for Bitou’s decisions unclear, but CemAir back on track for now CemAir’s ban from Plettenberg Bay Airport by Bitou Municipality has been reversed - YOLANDÉ STANDER reports ITOU municipal spokesman Manfred van Rooyen said a decision was made to withdraw CemAir’s suspension of activities with immediate effect following a March 22 meeting between Bitou’s executive management and CemAir. He added that the withdrawal was subject to the submission of SA Civil Aviation Authority approval certificates regarding the airworthiness of aircraft being utilised by CemAir. Van Rooyen said the operator may use the airport similar to that of a normal client or user, paying the applicable approved landing

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and parking fees. He added that the municipality took note that the operator’s account was being disputed.

“A decision was also made that the acting municipal manager would table a comprehensive report to council, detailing the chronology of events since CemAir started with its operations at Plettenberg Bay Airport in March 2014.

“The report will include the aspect of the account being disputed as a result of an alleged absence of an agreement,” Van Rooyen said.

This decision follows an announcement by Bitou just over a week ago, to

sever ties with CemAir after the carrier allegedly failed to honour an agreement with the municipality.

CemAir immediately hit back, disputing the claims and stating that they had signed a written agreement with the municipality on March 27, 2014 about the use of the airport at no cost.

The no-fee structure was a pre-requisite for the launch of CemAir’s services due to the infrastructural upgrades costs that CemAir had to carry.

The operator said in a statement that in February last year, CemAir proposed new terms for the use of

NSRI fast to react to forest as well as water-based emergencies

VICTIM OF THE TRACK: Station 14 crew members who came to the rescue are, from left, André Jerling, Stef le Roux, Nic van den Handel and Nathan Hart, with NSRI coxswain Brad Thomas in Club 100 Plett gear holding the stretcher at the head of the injured rider - Photo: Stuart Brink

HE volunteer crew of Plett NSRI Station 14 responded swiftly to two emergencies during the past week, one incident occurring in the Kranshoek forest and the other about 2km out into the bay.

On March 24, NSRI Plett coxswain Brad Thomas was part of a Saturday morning group outride on Cairnbrogie Farm with fellow cycling club members when one of the riders, a 25-year-old local man, fell off his bike and suffered back and neck injuries.

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Thomas raised the alarm at 10:36am and soon crew medics reached the scene in the NSRI 4x4 rescue vehicle and in private cars, while Medlife Ambulance Services also responded.

The patient was stabilised and transported to the roadway, where he was taken into the care of paramedics and transported to hospital by ambulance in a stable condition. By going to press, the man had been discharged from hospital.

Two days earlier, in the ear-

ly evening of March 22, the duty crew responded aboard two rescue craft following reports of a paddler in difficulty off-shore of Beacon Island in a strong easterly wind and poor visibility.

It appears that a local adult male paddler had fallen out of his surfski 2km from Beacon Island and called out for help after being unable to get back into the craft. He had unlatched the leash after getting tangled up and in the process the surfski washed away, leaving the man afloat offshore in his life-jacket.

Two paddlers in the area at the time heard his cries and went to assist while a paddler closer in-shore saw the commotion and raised the alarm around 6:15pm. Following a brief search, the NSRI craft located the group, the casualty holding onto the good Samaritans’ surfskis.

The casualty paddler was taken aboard a sea rescue craft and taken to Robberg Beach where his surfski had washed up. The paddlers who went to his aid are commended for their actions.

the airport which included a five-year minimum lease and a fixed fee arrangement, which was to be governed by a new formal agreement.

This was never finalised.

About the backtracking on Bitou’s initial decision, CemAir said the municipality’s latest media statement, about the withdrawal, provided no reason for

the decision.

“Similarly, the ‘suspension letter’ received by CemAir on March 14 provided no reason for the suspension itself,” the operator said in a statement.

“It is unclear on what legal basis Bitou relied upon when, without notice, it suspended the operations of a scheduled airline service to a public facility ostensibly on the basis of a fee dispute.”

CemAir said they noted the municipality’s mandate to collect revenue and highlight the equally-weighted

mandate to discharge its obligation of service delivery.

“CemAir is absolutely willing to pay reasonable fees for the use of the airfield, but this cannot be done in addition to paying operational costs that should be paid by the airport licensee to achieve regulatory compliance and basic functionality.

“The operation of an airport requires ongoing management, administration, and investment. The user fees collected need to be used to provide maintenance and upkeep of the facility.”

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Plett’s new Checkers creates 160 new jobs, with focus on women and youth

MEGA TREATS: Fresh delights at the in-store fish shop elicited oohs and aahs from many a shopper upon first see Photo: Kathrine Thirlwell

CUTTING TO THE CHASE: Pictured on opening day are, from left, Mark Copeland (Eastern Cape Divisional Manager), Otto Goedde (Manager: SWD Region), mayoral advisor Smuts Mhana, and Bitou deputy mayor Jessica Kamkam - Photo supplied

HECKERS Plettenberg Bay Mall has availed employment opportunities to 160 members of the local community, of which 113 are youngsters

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aged between 18 and 35, and 98 are women.

The state-of-the-art Checkers store promises greater convenience and an elevated customer experi-

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RADIO STAR: Algoa FM’s Lance du Plessis, pictured here with happy Checkers and security staffers, was on hand throughout opening day to host competitions, play tunes, and make those who posed for selfies with this popular radio jock feel like stars in their own right - Photo: CXPRESS

ence, including wider aisles and shelves. Among the instore service departments count an impressive cheese deli, as well as a coffee bar, wine shop, and sushi bar.

To celebrate the store’s opening, customers are being treated to countless special offers, in-store competitions, and delicious tasters from the Cheese World

range of over 400 speciality products, South Africa’s No 1 Championship Boerewors, and much more.

The new store officially opened its doors on March 22, and this is what you should know: • Checkers Plettenberg Bay Mall has a total of 15 pay points.

• In-store fresh food departments include a meat market, fish shop, hot & cold foods deli, bakery, fresh

fruit & vegetables, coffee bar, and sushi bar.

• A range of extensive services are available at the in-store Money Market counter, including payment of municipal or service accounts; buying national lottery, bus, airline, or Computicket event tickets, and more.

• Trading hours are 8am to 8pm from Mondays to Sundays.

See the advert on page 7 for current specials.

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Prisoners join early service for safety and security workers on duty during Easter Read CXPRESS online at www.cxpress.co.za

Words & photos: Khaya Mbesi

BOUT 500 people attended a joint preEaster service held at KwaNokuthula Stadium last Thursday and organised by Bitou Municipality in partnership with the Department of Correctional Services (DCS), the traffic sector, and ambulance services.

The brainchild of DCS chaplain Rev Sandile Mila, he explained that as soon as he came up with the idea, he started looking for partners.

“We initiated these services in different areas and municipalities for those who will be busy during

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Easter - those who cannot attend church services because they are at work.

We have decided to also involve inmates in a bid for them to be treated as human beings rather than criminals,” said Rev Mila.

George Correctional Services officer Nomfundo Menziwe has 11 years of service under the belt and said her duty was to escort inmates wherever they go.

“We have brought along inmates both female and male doing time for a variety of different crimes to this service. We want the community to see them so that they will be careful not to commit crimes. They respect us and we work well together,” she said.

The blunder from Down Under…

John Magill from Knysna added to our entertainment over Saturday’s Ozzie cricket ‘skande’ with this photo and caption: “Camer[a]on Bancroft (didn’t know that box cameras are still being used!)” Memes and ripoffs aplenty as well as outrage from sports circles around the globe followed when the Australian team’s leadership admitted to ball tampering after Bancroft was caught red-handed on camera.

La Luna ROAD TO JESUS: Traffic officials - from left are Nomasizakhe Qampi, Goeda Esmerelda, and Betronice Maart - enjoyed front-row seats during the service

EASTER BUDDIES: Knysna Prison inmate Sindile Pika, left, and correctional services officer Xanti Dyatyi at Kwano Stadium during the pre-Easter service

Bitou mayor Peter Lobese welcomed residents to the stadium, recalling the words of American preacher Dr TD Jakes: “Be submissive to authority that brings order. Adapt like the late Nelson Mandela, who had to sacrifice his family when he was in prison.”

Lobese urged the audience to separate from friends that constitute a bad influence in their lives.

“Lose those friends who commit crimes, are involved in drugs, or abuse women and children. We need great men and women in our society who help build our community.”

Sindile Ishmail Pika is an inmate at Knysna Prison and shared a piece of scripture during the preEaster service. He later

told CXPRESS that this was his last year in prison, and that he plans to be a youth preacher once released early next year.

Pika was praised by his correctional officer, KwaNokuthula resident Xanti Dyatyi.

Sikhumbuzo Hewu, who is charged with the moral regeneration of Bitou communities, lauded the success of the event, and thanked everyone who attended.

“This event will change the mind of the youth when they see inmates among them. We are happy with the turn out of the community. We thank Correctional Services and the security cluster for their partnership, and we wish you all a safe and happy Easter.”

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SCHOOL NEWS

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Hornlee se leerders lees die land aan die brand!

ORNLEE Primêre Skool verseker dat kinders regtig verSy verduidelik dat die onder“Almal wat deelgeneem het is H in Knysna het onlangs staan wat hulle lees,” verduide- wysers byderhand is om verbeloon, en ons was baie trots sommer klomp nuus met CXlik juffrou Angelia Simon. skillende woorde en konsepte op die top drie leerders wat die PRESS gedeel, onder meer rakende hul Igniters Leesprojek wat al van 2016 af ‘n positiewe uitwerking het op deelnemende skoliere se werk as ‘n geheel.

“Ons het die Igniters groep twee jaar gelede gestig om te

“Leerders van Graad 6 en 7 kom op sekere dae tydens pouses bymekaar, en dan lees ons graag tydskrifte en koerante - ons leer veral baie uit die stories en woordeskat wat gebruik word in CXPRESS!”

te verduidelik, om sodoende die kinders se denkwyse en begrip te verbreed. Die inisiatief het ook gelei tot ‘n Leesdag, waartydens die outjies ‘n kort taaltoets moes skryf, gevolg deur ‘n debatkompetisie, en begrips- en speltoetse.

hoogste punte behaal het,” vertel Mej Simon, en voeg by dat die kinders en personeel dié kwartaal hard aan’t voorberei was vir ‘n feestelikheid wat op 12 April die skool se 40ste bestaansjaar sal herdenk.

BESIGE BYTJIES: ‘Bottle bricks’ vir die BioWise projek, bo (lees meer op p2); daar is tans sewe pare tweeling en ook twee opvoeders, Mejj VF en VD Wagner, wat ‘n tweeling is, regs bo saam met prinsipaal Mnr Kleynhans; en leerders gereed vir die skool se 40-jaar fees, regs onder

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HIS year’s GR Walking Festival (March 30 to April 2) is proud to be driving a number of Coastal Cleanup Walks. The first of these takes place in Nature’s Valley on Friday from 9am onwards, and Plett and Valley locals are invited to support this amble with a noble cause.

Says festival organiser Galeo Saintz: “Too often we come across masses of plastic and litter on our coast. This is a chance for walkers and lovers of the outdoors to give back by helping us picking it up.

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See you at Nature’s Valley Restaurant (at Beach 1 entrance) at 9am. Call 082 888 8181 and see the advert on p11 for more info.

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Be aware, SARS can take money from your account Jean du Toit

AXPAYERS should be aware that if you have outstanding tax debt, the South African Revenue Service (SARS) has the power to reach into your account and take the outstanding funds by instructing your bank, as its agent - sometimes even without notifying you.

Chances of this happening increase especially as the end of the tax year approaches, and when SARS is below budget.

In fact, the Tax Administration Act (TAA) provides that SARS may notify any third party to pay over any money it holds on your behalf. Failure to comply makes the bank (or even your employer) personally liable for your debt.

SARS is kind compared to the French The French Revenue Authority is known for having piloted this tactic. In France, even if the Revenue Authority has no basis to collect, you will be held liable for the legal fees if there is some fault on your part, such as not responding to notices or not having kept your tax particulars up to date.

Taxpayers are especially annoyed if SARS acted on a false tax debt or if proper

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procedure was not observed.

SARS is required to adhere to the procedure prescribed by the TAA, which imposes procedural requirements onto them; for example, to send final demand ten business days before it proceeds with collection.

Alarmingly, however, there are cases where SARS has withdrawn funds from taxpayers’ accounts without notification. Whether this is a result of deficient communication from SARS or a flagrant disregard for the prescribed tax procedure is irrelevant, as the withdrawal can be reversed either way.

No head in the sand Taxpayers must be alert when it comes to any attempts from SARS to communicate with them, as ignorance of the legal process will be to your detriment.

Almost always the biggest mistake taxpayers make is ignoring their tax status, perhaps hoping the problem will go away.

Useful tips • Regardless of any assurances by your tax practitioner or friend who has been doing your taxes, draw a “statement of account” from your SARS e-filing profile. If the statement shows an outstanding debt, albeit erroneously, you must

act immediately.

• Where you have objected to an assessment, this does not suspend the SARS collection process. Always do a separate suspension of payment request, which must contain the correct motivation.

• Even where there was an obvious mistake on SARS’ part, incorrectly claiming that you owe taxes, or where a SARS official has assured you that the mistake will be rectified, this simply does not legally bind them to solve your problem.

The debt collection department of SARS is a separate business unit, with its own objectives. It is removed from normal tax assessments and will pursue any outstanding debts if no suspension is in place.

The strong collection powers of SARS must be placed in perspective that the law must protect society to ensure that everyone pays its taxes, and defaulters must effectively be dealt with.

Unfortunately, the innocent taxpayer may also get the treatment under these harsh provisions, but as tax is ultimately a function of law, in these instances there is always a legal recourse.

• Jean du Toit is an attorney at Tax Consulting SA.

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ENTERTAINMENT

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CX Country treated to two gigs by SA guitar masters HOSE who love masterful guitar playing are in for a bumper treat this month as two of South Africa’s greatest guitar players come together to perform two unique shows.

Since the early 1980s, the name Tony Cox has been synonymous with the acoustic guitar in SA and further afield.

Known inside and outside the country’s borders as an exceptional performer and multiple award-winning recording artist, Cox is also a revered teacher of the instrument and has an online stable of students that span the world.

Very active as an organiser of guitar-based events, Cox never tires of spreading his acoustic guitar gospel and has hosted a string of global players for his International Guitar Nights.

Those attending last year’s sold-out show with Austrian guitarist Thomas Leeb in Knysna will attest to the power of the performances.

Cox has produced a heavy tome of recorded work throughout his career, collaborating with the cream of South African musicians - far too many to list here but notable among them is long-time friend and fellow guitarist Steve Newman.

At the age of 18, Guy Buttery’s debut album was nominated for ‘Best Newcomer’ and ‘Best Instrumental’ at the South African Music Awards (SAMAs) making him the youngest nominee in the history of the event. He

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went on to collect two SAMAs in 2010 and again in 2014.

Buttery has also received numerous other major national accolades, notably the Ovation Award for his live performances at the National Arts Festival, and has been honoured with more of these prestigious awards than any other artist.

He was then invited to perform his works with the 52-piece KZN Philharmonic Orchestra, dubbed ‘Africa’s greatest ensemble’, with his solo performance voted ‘Top Live Show’ by Cape Times readers. He was selected by the public as one of SA’s Top Young Personalities in a Mail & Guardian survey.

In 2018, Guy Buttery scored the highest accolade for a musician in South Africa when receiving the Standard Bank Young Artist Award. Need we say more…? Now diarise one or both of this weekend’s shows: • Friday March 30, Knysna Montessori School Theatre, 8:15pm (tickets for sale at Symphony of Sound in Knysna 076 822 7779) - vegan snacks available from Peace of Food.

• Saturday March 31, White House Theatre, Plettenberg Bay, 8pm (tickets for sale at The Old House Shop in Plett 044 533 2010).

You can also ensure your seat by getting tickets online (www. quicket.co.za/e…/42041-tonycox-and-guy-buttery/), and go to www.tonycox.co.za for additional information.

HAIR-RAISING FLAIR: Tony Cox, at left, and Guy Buttery are gearing up for their shows in Knysna and Plettenberg Bay this weekend

Get unstuck from that guitar-playing rut N acoustic workshop by master guitarist Tony Cox is a golden opportunity no self-respecting muso can afford to miss, so make sure you’re free this Saturday!

Cox’s ongoing Acoustic Guitar Workshops are designed to give those who feel stuck in a guitar-playing rut an instant shot of inspiration - and along with it, a doorway into unchartered musical territory.

Besides being one of SA’s most lauded and award-winning guitarists and recording artists, Cox is a revered teacher of the instrument and thanks to the advent of online distance teaching,

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boasts a global student body.

Bring your guitar and prepare to expand your mind in terms of just how that baby should be played. Beginners to advanced guitarists are welcome to attend on Saturday March 31 from 10am to 12:30 at the White House Theatre in Plett.

Space is limited so book your place soon (the last series was sold out and had a waiting list) at R250 per person. Email guitarplayer@ netactive.co.za or phone 072 385 4610 and visit www.tony coxguitarlessons.co.za/work shops.html for all booking and other details.

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Short and sweet little laughs...

One way to explain it “Give me a sentence about a public servant,” the teacher instructed her third grade class.

“The fireman came down the ladder pregnant,” answered one little girl.

“Uhm… Do you know what pregnant means?”

“Yes,” said the girl. “It means carrying a child.”

A duck, a buck, and a skunk Three animals were having a drink in a café when the owner asked for the money.

“I’m not paying,” said the duck. “I’ve only got one bill and I’m not breaking it.”

“I’ve spent my last buck,” said the deer.

“Then the duck will have to pay,” said the skunk.

“Getting here cost me my last scent.”

Unconditional love A man was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring his reflection, when he posed the following question to his wife of 20 years: “Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?”

“Of course I will,” she answered, “...exactly as I’ve been doing it for the past five years, not so?”

No place to park your bike A man parks his bicycle near the Houses of Parliament and walks on.

A police constable stops him and asks: “Why did you park your bicycle here? Don’t you know it is a VIP road and all parliamentarians and officials pass through here?”

The man replied: “Don’t you worry about it, I locked my bicycle.”

Cover all exits!

During a bank heist the police chief told the sergeant to cover all exits so the robbers could not make their get-away.

Later the sergeant reports to the chief: “Sorry, Sir, but they got away.”

The chief, very disappointed, says: “I told you to cover all exits!”

“I did,” replied the sergeant, “but they got away through the entrance.”

Confronted A man comes home from a night of drinking with the boys.

As he falls through the doorway of his house, his wife snaps at him: “What’s the big idea coming home half drunk?”

The man replies: “I’m sorry, honey. I ran out of money.”

An apple a day Jake came rushing in to see his father.

“Dad!” he puffed, “Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?”

“That’s what they say,” said his dad.

“Well, give me an apple quick! I’ve just broken the doctor’s window!”

Sincere condolences A father texts his son: “My dear son, today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life.

My love and good wishes, Dad.” His son texts back: “Thanks, Dad, but the wedding isn’t until tomorrow.”

His dad replies: “I know.”

If you carry a flashlight A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida.

“Is it true,” the tourist asked, “that an alligator won’t attack you if you carry a flashlight?”

“That depends,” replied the guide, “on how fast you carry the flashlight.”

That’s not my fault The drunk defendant appears yet again before the tired judge. They take a long look at each other.

The judge speaks first: “You have been constantly appearing before me for the past 20 years…”

The defendant interrupts: “Can I help it if you can’t get promoted.”

How do I get it to slow down?

To get his mind off his losing streak at the racetrack, I took my friend horseback riding. Being a novice, he freaked when his horse took off.

“How do I get it to slow down?!” he yelled.

“Bet on it!” I hollered.

That wasn’t my dog I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman.

“Mr Cook?” he asked.

“Yes,” I replied.

“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”

I said: “That’s not possible, my dog doesn’t have a bike.”

How to marry a young beauty A 60-year-old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.

His friends are quite jealous, and in a quiet moment one of them asks the millionaire how he managed to land such a hot

23-year-old beauty.

“Simple,” grins the millionaire, “I faked my age.

I told her I’m 87.”

Modest income “Darling,” said the young man to his new bride, “now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my modest income?”

“Of course, dearest,” she answered, “but what will you live on?”

A scientific breakthrough Scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn’t drive.

No further testing is planned.

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REVOLUTIONARY EDITING: At the launch of ‘Evolution’ - the fourth book in ‘The Langbourne Series’ by Alan Landau, held at Plett’s Village Bookshop on March 22 - the author, left, is pictured with Mike Kantey of Watercourse fame, who edited the book with characteristic flair.

Photo: Timothy Twidle

NO-GO FOR SLOW THIS YEAR: Sedgefield’s Slow Fest Team would like to welcome all visitors to the town and wish everyone a very happy Easter.

Says festival organiser Amanda Dixon: “We will miss seeing you this year. Many of you may be asking ‘where is the Slow Festival?’, ‘where is the orange?’ and so we thought we’d take this opportunity to keep everybody updated. It was with heavy hearts that the volunteer team who put together the event each year made the decision that they could not convene Slow Festival 2018 without a corporate sponsor. The festival has been run for the last eight years by a team of dedicated volunteers operating on a shoestring/breakeven budget. With all the stress and worry that this entails, the team decided that we needed to put the festival on hold and concentrate on trying to find a sponsor who will hopefully enable us to bring the much loved festival back to town in 2019. It is our sincere hope that a sponsor will be secured and that we will be back next year to once again provide locals and visitors with an Easter weekend filled with the events and entertainment that the Slow Festival has become renowned for,” said Amanda.

If your company would like to get involved, please email events@ tumbleweeds. co.za to discuss sponsorship opportunities.

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People, places & events

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SEEING IS BELIEVING: It’s not every day that you get to see the production process behind a truly home-grown product. Visit the Mungo Mill at Plett’s Old Nick Village to witness first-hand the art of weaving on their incredible collection of antique and repurposed looms - an experience that encapsulates all senses. Take the whole family! See the advert on page 13 for further details.

GREEK DEITIES ON ST PETER’S STAGE: Plett’s Raphaeli Waldorf presented ‘Demeter and Persephone’ - written by William Ward, directed by Wilmie Monk, and beautifully enacted by learners of the cool little school - at Saint Peter’s Anglican Church on Friday March 16. In the cast, from left at back, were Rosie May Murphy, Mayan Gibbs, Jade Johnstone, Amber Johnstone, Andisiwe Mbexa, Julia Robson, Shammah Mfecane, Beau Rodger, Julian Hattingh and Xavier Lourens, with Zoë van Rensburg, Beauty Mfulweni, Lila Livni, Kelsey Butterworth and Olothando Mbikwana in front. - Photo: Timothy Twidle

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HOME & HEALTH

28 March 2018

New look as Ouland Nursery rises from the ashes N days gone by, part of the fun of an excursion to the spectacular Ouland Royale on Plett’s Airport Road was a visit to Ouland Nursery - a division of Reitz Tree Care, which has earned extensive praise in the district for imaginative landscaping using sustainable indigenous plants and trees in highly practical and appropriate applications.

The nursery prospered with its attractive garden and gift shop managed by Estelle Simonis and Brave Kaunda, who became well known among local gardeners and holiday visitors alike.

However, in June last year a devastating fire

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swept through Ouland Farm and surrounds, destroying everything in its path, including six family homes and a large part of the farm’s infrastructure.

The fire also destroyed a vast number of indigenous trees and plants that had been propagated on the property.

Not to be put off their stride, the Reitz Family - including Dr André Reitz, his wife Isabella, their daughter Ouland Royale proprietor Wilja, son Charles with his wife Melissa and their three children - set about restoring the fire damage with determination.

This process included Ouland Nursery, which

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by Charles Reitz, Ouland Nursery’s refurbishment includes a conservancy with fine-spray irrigation Photo: Jon van den Heever

under Charles’s direction has adopted a new and attractively rustic, openplan look with a conservatory atmosphere and in-

door fine-spray irrigation.

Stock at the nursery includes a range of appropriate indigenous plants and trees, interesting exotics, garden pots, compost and potting soil, among other garden products.

The Ouland Royale venue, equally popular among Plett and Knysna residents and visitors, was spared by the fire due to its location amid surrounding lawns and quick thinking on the part of Wilja, her family, staff, and friends.

The garden is looking as lovely as ever, with its attractive farm and sea views, making for a perfect morning out this Easter weekend. See the ad on this page for contact details.

Celebri-tea Rooibos makes its debut in Marvel comics MERICAN media and entertainment giant Marvel Comics isn’t exactly an easy medium to break into.

However, South African celebri-tea Rooibos received a mention in the most recent edition of She-Hulk, when psychiatrist Flo Mayer offered Jennifer Walters (aka SheHulk) a cup of… wait for it… ‘Rooibos tea’ to calm her down.

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SA Rooibos Council (SARC) spokesperson Adele du Toit says it’s testament to how increasingly popular the healthy brew has become worldwide.

“Global consumption of Rooibos currently stands at around 15,000 tons per annum, and demand for the product continues to grow. It’s fast becoming a popular choice among a variety of herbal teas around the world.

“The fact that the author has Mayer offering Walters a cup of Rooibos to calm her nerves after a confrontation with a villain called The Leader and his pawn, Professor Robyn Meiser Malt, is right on the money.

“Research done by several academic institutions, including the University of Stellenbosch, proved Rooibos tea’s ability to alleviate stress and anxiety levels.

“Who knows what the future holds for Rooibos?

Soon it might even feature in a scene of one of the upcoming action-packed Marvel movies! Perhaps it’s just the antidote that Bruce Banner needs to tame that raging Hulk inside…”

If you’re curious, check out a copy of She-Hulk #162: Jen Walters Must Die, Part 4, Marvel Legacy to see our home-grown star in the brewing.

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FOOD & WINE

28 March 2018

Spag Bol Supreme for serial divorcees…

Garden Route chauffeur par excellence, JEEVES got a brilliant home-cooked brainwave after chatting to his reborn bachelor passenger during a ride to George Airport recently HE most widely read books today are: a) How to COOK, and b) How to DIET. Haaaah!

It’s amazing how many of us don’t know how to boil an egg, let alone cook a meal - or don’t have to, nor want to, for that matter.

These days you just drive down the High Street and you’re spoilt for choice on what take-away to get - Chinese or Kentucky, peri-peri or grilled chicken, burgers, pizza, or fish and chips? But it’s a very expensive way to survive, and not the healthiest either.

There’s also a large choice of ready-to-eat meals at supermarkets, as well as a vast collection of pre-cooked packaged TV dinners. And let’s not forget the pies, potato crisps, and chocolate, of course.

One jolly middle-aged gent I chauffeured to George Airport told me that he was a “serial divorcee”, and had recently again got the “golden reprieve” by becoming a “re-born bachelor”... for the fourth time! He was flying out to meet a new lady that he’d been chatting to on a dating site.

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He said he’d never had to enter a kitchen in his life, except to make tea or boil an egg in cases of extreme emergency. His family had the benefit of staff, one of whom was the cook, while in his marriages the wives did the cooking.

I mentioned that I was a reasonable ‘home’ cook and thoroughly enjoyed constructing a meal.

“I never thought of it that way,” he said. “Adds a new twist to it. Upon my return, could you possibly give me a few cooking lessons?” he asked.

“For sure!” I replied.

(That gave me an idea, so while he was away I placed an ad offering instruction in ‘basic cooking’. The response was positive and the following people made up the first class: A ‘soon to be married’ lady, a bachelor-boy, and a carer.)

He asked if the first lesson “could perhaps be on making a Bolognaise sauce”. Here is the recipe I shared with him, and now with you!

Ingredients • 500g mince (beef, pork,

lamb - Italians like to mix all three; I like to mix beef and ostrich, which is also cheaper) • 2 tbsp olive oil • 1 large onion, chopped • 2 cloves garlic, chopped • 1 carrot, peeled and shredded • 1 celery stick, chopped • 1 can tomatoes, whole and peeled or diced (for a stronger tomato taste add up to a tin of puree) • 1 x 28g stock pot (beef, chicken or veg) = 2 cubes • 1 bay leaf • 1 tsp of mixed dried herbs; or a pinch of basil, oregano, parsley, rosemary (I also like to add 1/4tsp of crushed chillies - just for that kick!)

• 1/2 tsp sugar • 1 tsp each of salt and pepper • Freshly-grated parmesan cheese (preferably not dried from a packet) Method • Heat the oil on medium heat in a large saucepan.

Add half of the onion, and after a minute, add the garlic.

• When soft and transparent, add the mince and stir continuously with a wooden spoon until no longer

pink in colour. If lumpy, add half a cup of water or dry wine and mix.

• Add all the other ingredients. Bring to the boil, occasionally stirring; cover and simmer for 30-40 minutes. Thicken sauce to required consistency by removing lid.

• Cook spaghetti according to instructions on the packet - 100g per person as a rough guide; or 50g for grandma and 200g for grandson!

• Plate up the pasta for each person, pour over sauce, sprinkle with parmesan and top with a fresh basil leaf, dinner-party style. Serve with heated baguette or ciabatta and a dressed side salad.

Any leftover sauce can be re-used again with pasta, or heated on toast, or used in a cottage pie: place in oven proof dish, cover with mashed potatoes and cook in oven for 20 minutes at 180C. Now you know we can cook together! Look out for simple home-chef recipes on the Food & Wine pages of future CXPRESS editions.

Bon appetit! - Jeeves aka ‘The Knackered Chef’

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28 March 2018

CLASSIFIEDS

ON THE SOAPBOX

28 March 2018

Letters to the Editor

Email: editor@cxpress.co.za - Fax: 044 533 0852 - PO Box 1449, Plett 6600

Jeeves, Jeeves! Wherefore art thou, Jeeves?

Whilst it is critical for your wonderful newspaper to impart all the goings on in Plett and surrounds - the good and (too much) bad, the moans and groans, and lots of wonderful sport - it seems that entertaining stories often lack, other than the humour column.

Where is Jeeves? Is he alive and busy with a new adventure? Is he dead and travelling to the great be-

yond in a Silver Shadow?!

May I be so bold as to venture that I am not alone when picking up my CXPRESS and then quickly browsing to see if one of his escapades are enclosed? Would that I be one of many who share the same sentiments…

Owen Williams, Knysna (When breaking the brilliant news to Owen that Jeeves was indeed to grace

Allow CemAir to carry on its exceptional service to Plett So, once again our socalled esteemed council is killing off the golden goose by giving notice to CemAir to cease operations from Plett Airport.

On what grounds, may we ask? Justify, please?

No doubt, as per normal, there will be no response!

They are providing an invaluable service to the community at large, by offering employment, promoting tourism, upliftment of the people, sponsoring lifeguards - and not to mention the upgrade of the once-dilapidated buildings at the airport.

Is there anyone at the council with a little savvy?

We doubt it. Stop your childish political games and smell the roses; withdraw the notice and let CemAir carry on as per normal providing us with an exceptional service.

Mazz and Denise Mantle, Plett (A meeting to address the CemAir issue was held on March 22, when Bitou said that the evacuation period was extended until a tender process had been finalised, which according to them would take 90 days. Find out more on page 3 and watch this space... - Eds.)

the pages of our March 21 edition, rolling off the printing press at the time of writing, his charming response was: “On a dreary weather-undecided morning (as beautiful as may be, either way), such news received, and prompt reply, brings a smile. So, Jeeves is alive! Can’t wait

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to read!”

Turn to page 2 of that edition at www.cxpress.co.za if you’ve missed his ‘Three cheers…’ tale, and to page 17 of this issue for his take on Spag Bol Supreme.

Oh, and Google ‘Honeychild Conservation Beekeeping Co.’ to see what else keeps Owen abuzz. - Eds.)

Mourning an excellent surgeon and great man I was absolutely devastated when learning of the sudden passing of orthopaedic surgeon Dr Renier Greyling - he was an amazing man whom I adored, and an excellent surgeon.

Without him, my laminectomy (L5/S1) on February 21 would not have been possible. Dr Greyling took one look at me a few weeks before and saw the severity of my case, with a compromised back and serious leg damage. He booked an op immediately.

I knew, on my last visit before surgery, how sick Dr Greyling was by then.

He left that day with my MRI and notes in his gym tracksuit slacks, which we joked about. He wanted

a second opinion on the MRI, and assured me that he would still be able to perform the surgery.

Sadly that was not to be, as he was fighting for his own life from a hospital bed. RIP, Dr Greyling, you will always be dearly missed by me and many others.

I extend my heartfelt gratitude to Dr Eksteen, Dr Kaplan, my anaesthetist, Theresa at OPD, Ward B1 and all the nurses at George Provincial Hospital. You are absolutely incredible, and your level of care is beyond outstanding. George Provincial gets 10/10!

Jeanne van der Gaast, Plett

Public should know the truth about post-fire fees I read a letter by Anne McLellan regarding fire victims having to pay availability charges for services on properties left vacant after the June 2017 fires [read it on page 11 of the February 28 edition at www.cxpress. co.za].

An unnamed person from Knysna Municipality provided a reply for publication alongside, claiming that fire victims

who are rebuilding are NOT being charged. This is untrue.

I lost my home which was TOTALLY destroyed; I am currently rebuilding and have been charged fees for these services since June. I have emailed the municipality in this regard and they replied that there was no such relief in place - I must pay.

Please be so kind as to either give me the person’s

name, so I can follow up with their comment and get a refund of what I have paid, or publish a retraction of this person’s response to Anne’s letter, so the public may know the truth.

This false statement makes the municipality look good in the eyes of the public when behind the scenes it is a completely different story.

Debbie Lewarne, Knysna

(No name was attached to the response received after running Anne McLellan’s letter past Knysna communications officer Chumisa Kalawe.

We now put the ball in her court with regard to information on departments and individuals responsible for post-fire service fees charged. Call 044 302 6471 or email communi cations@knysna.gov.za for details. - Eds.)

River regulations designed to curb permanent damage I write in response to ‘Who, how, why curtail our surfing, gliding fun?!’ [read it on page 15 of the March 21 edition at www. cxpress.co.za] in the hope of answering some of the author’s queries regarding Bitou’s River Bylaws.

Neither wind-surfers nor kite-boarders are explicitly affected by the Municipal River Bylaw in general.

If anything, they should be reaping the benefit of quieter, safer waters due to the effective enforcement of the no-wake zone for motorised boats from the N2 southwards to Poortjies.

Two kite-boarders indicated that they would assist river enforcement in looking at a safe zone for those kind of activities, but they have not yet followed up with contact - which would be most welcome!

With regard to gliders: certain of these turn out to be motorised planes that can also glide. Several complaints were received from as widely as Piesang Valley to Strandmeer during the December season, accusing these craft of low flying over the lagoon and residential areas (national laws prohibit flying below 1,000 feet over these types of urban areas).

Representatives of the flying community attended a meeting of the Keurbooms Estuary Advisory Forum on February 12 and were invited to put forward their permits and licences as a basis for a public meeting, but there has been no further progress since, now more than a month ago.

When gliders warn bathers about sharks and so on it is of course much appreciated by all. How-

ever, it is not flying over the open ocean but flying below the national law limit inland that is the object of public concern.

Overall, the River Bylaw is a part of an approach to promote sustainable and environmentally-sound long-term management of core nature areas that define Plett. Eco-tourism is the way forward.

Activities that have big, noisy, intrusive or other significant impact on many for the benefit of a few are likely to be under pressure to reform or adapt. The number of people living in Plett has doubled and is forecast to double again by 2030.

Yet the river, the mountains, and the beaches are not growing one fraction larger to support the additional volumes of humans. Hence, over time, we need to adapt our approaches to people en-

gaging with the natural assets of Plett.

At one time, Plett had no traffic signs or roundabouts, but now we take them for granted. In the same way, to sensibly manage our day to day interaction, mankind globally is generally waking up to the realisation that an extractive approach is not sustainable, but eventually damaging beyond repair - physically, financially or legally.

Think back to those iconic pictures of Plett around 1900; what legacy are we bequeathing to those who will live here in 2100?

Errol Finkelstein, Plett (Errol has been instrumental in drawing up the River Bylaw and serves as chairman of the Garden Route Biosphere. Email him at errol@gardenroute biosphere.org.za for additional information. - Eds.)

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SPORT & ADVENTURE

28 March 2018

BUCO Adventure Weekend

Action-packed Easter awaits sportos, nature lovers, and families in Plett OOD Friday - no, Great Friday! - kicks off the BUCO Adventure Weekend when its inaugural Super Sixes takes place at Plettenberg Bay Country Club on March 30.

This exciting event only utilises six holes of the spectacular course in Plett’s Piesang Valley, with 32 players competing in a round robin format that progresses into

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a knock-out round.

The Super Six champs will be crowned at 5pm on Easter Friday, followed by live entertainment and a prize-giving party of note.

Call Andy Smit on 072 232 6760 or 044 533 0816 to find out more.

Not energetic enough for you? Don’t worry that fit little head, since Saturday and Sunday are both sure

to burn extensive amounts of energy, the BUCO Adventure Weekend line-up being jam-packed with awesome outdoor activities for the entire family.

Easter Saturday, March 31, Cairnbrogie Farm, Plett Airport Road Trail runs catering for all levels of fitness include routes of 1.5km, 5km, 12km and 16km, all of which set off

SURFSKI SATISFACTION: World champion Jasper Mocke made an uncharacteristic error in last year’s BUCO Adventures Dash for Cash final, resulting in a photo finish when won by PE paddler Richard von Wildemann; both marvellous Mocke brothers will be back in the surf off Central Beach on Sunday, adding huge pedigree to this event - Photo: Glenn Murray Photography

from 8:30am on Saturday morning. An exciting new addition this year is the array of food and drink stalls, with true boerekos complementing the traditional Spur burgers, while jumping castles, arts and crafts and more will entertain athletes and groupies alike.

Not a runner? Then sign up for the afternoon’s mountain biking events… with a twist. At 1:30pm, the kids will have a fun race that entails riding a short lap for an hour, the winner being the one who completes the most laps in that timespan.

The BUCO Adventure

MTB Rally Ride will see teams of two using a rallystyle route book to navigate around Cairnbrogie and the surrounding MTO Group plantations on a track that covers just over 25km and featuring a brand-new section of single track.

Easter Sunday is Central Beach day (and April Fools’ Day, too, so best you keep your guard up…) and occasion for the 11th BUCO Easter Surfski Challenge. Its field has for the past decade featured at least one world paddling champion each year, so the racing is guaranteed to be hot up front and enjoyable for the rest.

The morning sprint at 9:30am also serves as seeding race for the BUCO Adventure Dash for Cash at 1:30pm - another unique event on the surfski calendar, where paddlers compete in a 1km sprint around the Blind Rocks off Central Beach and back.

A series of heats will see the cream of the crop rise up to a two-man duel. Last year’s final ended in a photo finish, so don’t miss out on Sunday’s guaranteed crowd-pleaser.

Not enough information here? Check out muddy footadventures.co.za or call James on 082 925 7885.

WHS Loeriedag ‘n ware fees van sport Die mooiste landelike buurt van Plettenbergbaai het inderdaad gewemel van besoekers toe dit weereens tyd was vir Wittedrift Hoërskool se Loeriedag, waarby netbal-, hokkie- en rugbyspelers van 15 skole betrokke was. En behalwe vir die aksie op al die verskillende sportvelde, was daar tafels wat gekreun het onder lekkernye soet en sout, met ouers en sibbe en grootouers en vriende wat tougestaan het by die snoepie en saal vol hardwerkende pannekoekbakkers en boerierolmakers en dies meer. Van die 60 netbalwedstryde, 12 hokkiewedstryde, en nege rugbywedstryde was die hoogtepunt sekerlik toe Wittedrift se eerste rugbyspan met 24/8 teen die gedugte HS Langenhoven geseëvier het - mooi so, manne! Links bo is Musa Kitsi op pad om te skop vir die Eerste XV; heelbo glimlag die onder-14s selfs na harde bene gekou is teen Punt; en links reik twee van Wittedrift Hoër se netbaldames na die sterre. Welgedaan!