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Honey, the 1950s are home

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When American dreams drowned out Korean screams

CONTENTS Performance

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This Week

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Exhibitions

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Music

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Lifestyle

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Kids

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Classified

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Television

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BEN HAMILTON

THE IN-VOGUE 1950s is a very apt choice for the theme of this year’s Golden Days festival (see G2). Every even year, the organisers choose a time period (in 2010 it was the 1700s, in 2008 the 1920s), as opposed to a general theme (in 2011 it was faith, in 2009 the human body), and spend considerably more money remembering it.

Apparently it was a time of structured lines and minimalistic approaches, and those fashion trends are currently seeing a resurgence. It’s funny, but it only feels like last week when somebody wearing that clobber would set off your weirdo alert. Now they’re the hippest swingers in town.

Personally, I’ve always found the decade a desolate one. There were rebels, but there was nothing to rebel against. There was television, but not really that much to show on it. There were space rockets, but they were invariably empty bar the odd terrified ape.

In retrospect, it was a decade

in which nothing much happened, like everyone was waiting for the 1960s. Elvis rocked the house but nobody seriously took up the mantle until the Beatles; Rosa Banks stopped that bus, but the Black Panthers waited for the next one; and the Korean War raised a few headlines, but it was Vietnam when everyone started taking notice.

Nevertheless, there was one consistency: celebrities and their penchant for dying spectacularly in vehicle accidents. From Ricky Valance, Buddy Holly and James Dean, to Patsy Cline, Rocky Marciano and Jayne Mansfield (who was decapitated), the trend continued through both decades, providing the inspiration for the ongoing View exhibition (see G3), which intriguingly includes a series of graphite drawings that reimagine the last view of a dying musician. Immediately, we thought of Brian Jones (swimming pool ventilation unit), Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix (vomit on carpet) and Michael Hutchence (his own errection).

Elsewhere, if krump is your style, you’ll appreciate the Detour Urban Dance Festival (see G9), or if Rasmus Klump is still your style guru, you’ll enjoy the Buster Film Festival (see G18).

Hey, he was created in 1951 – another reason to hate the 1950s.

ERIK REFNER

Golden Days Festival: The 1950s

Various venues across Greater Copenhagen; central information desk at Cph Main Library, Krystalgade 15, Cph K; ticket reservations recommended; 3542 1432, www.billetlugen.dk, info@goldendays.dk; www.goldendays.dk THE LEAVES are turning scarlet and impromptu picnics are decidedly less frequent now with August behind us.

But it’s a lovely time of year all the same: time for what I consider Copenhagen’s most nuanced, colourful and intelligent festival, Golden Days. There’ll be music, and film, and the quiet art forms will have their day too – and you are blissfully not obliged to camp out in a tent downhill from people who’ve had a lot of beer.

Since its founding in 1993 by a number of cultural institutions, the secretariat Golden Days has presented an annual festival in Greater Copenhagen focusing on our shared culture, now and then, and its relationship with society.

The approaches have been historical (the 1700s), cultural or artistic (the Danish Golden Age) and anthropological – last year’s festival was on the essentiality of faith in today’s world. The events are the result of fruitful collaborations between the festival team and several hundred representatives of our culture.

This year’s Golden Days revisits a decade that many among us have lived first-hand. It was a time when dreams filled the air and the war was over, when rebels had nothing to rebel against and family life became everything, and women’s hemlines moved in the same direction as the economy: the 1950s.

You might think those days are long behind us, but actually, to the extent that the ’50s saw the birth of the modern Danish welfare state, today sees the midlife crisis of that phenomenon.

In order to comprehend the intermediate decline well enough to debate its remedies (and Golden Days features some top-notch debates as well), the festival will zoom in on the decade from a record-breaking 400 different angles.

Broadly speaking, this year’s events fall into five thematic categories: ‘Yellow bricks and desperate housewives’; ‘Paranoia all around’; ‘Youth living on the edge’; ‘Culture struggle – art and politics’; and ‘Historiography – for historians only?’ Note that not all events are priced.

The crucial decade is, in several other ways, still with us today. In sitcoms old

Performance Wallman’s Dinner Show

Cirkusbygningen, Jernbanegade 8, 1609 Cph V; performances Thu-Sat 18:30-23:00; Tickets: adults 495-815kr, under-12s from 258kr; 3316 3700; info.wallmans@wallmans.com; www.wallmans.dk A group of dancers all expertly showboating in dance, song, instrument playing and magic, while attending to your table. SC

Tivoli Cabaret

Tivoli, Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; ends Sep 22; performances Tue-Thu 20:00, Thu-Sat 20:30; Tickets: 315-415kr; duration: 180 mins, www.tivolicabaret.dk Cabaret at Tivoli is an evening of light-hearted kitsch entertainment.

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Come on then, own up: which one reminds you of your mother?

pre-sexual revolution gender roles are portrayed with a touch of nostalgia. In women’s lifestyle and fashion magazines there’s a current obsession with the tailored looks of the ’50s (that innocent age before the discovery of cellulite) like the chic pencil skirts, pin curls, bolero sleeves and ‘Peter Pan’ collars. Secondhand dealers are being similarly retrospective – and delighted with the wealth of surviving merchandise from the era when the ‘luxuries of today’ literally became the ‘necessities of tomorrow’.

Ten years ago, the era was memorably put under the microscope by the singer and cult figure Niels Skousen. I’m paraphrasing his historically authentic lyric ‘68’ here: “We stepped out of our comic books never anticipating the violent decades ahead. We moved into our little boxes, got everything worth having – TV sets, welfare programmes, diesel locomotives and laundromats – but not a decent world-view. And today, we just look back and scratch our heads…”

So grab a festival programme at the Main Library and attend a few events.

Whether art, music, dance, debate, photography or film is your thing, be sure to treat yourself to some new insights and a trip down memory lane.

Black Swan Lake

Dansehallerne, Pasteursvej 14-24, Cph V; ends Sat, perfromances Fri 19:00, Sat 15:00; tickets: 130kr; www.phanatix.net If you bought your ticket to Darren Aronofsky’s Black Swan in the hope to see a blacksploitation movie starring Pam Grier, only to sit through the crazy antics of undernourished white girls with mommy issues, then Dansehallerne’s Black Swan Lake might be what you were hoping for. Ballet and hip-hop might not share the stage all too often, but Scandinavian break dance champions Phanatix are now bringing their very own brand of funky ballet to Vesterbro.

The evening will undoubtedly feature accomplished and innovative dance, but expect comedy and laughs as well. LL

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED:

Opening Party

Vega, 40 Enghavevej, CphV; Sat 20:00; tickets 250kr, concessions 200kr, www. billetlugen.dk The opening party promises to be kaleidoscopic, unforgettable and spiced up with interesting things to eat and drink. It will feature the DR Big Band, ’50s jazz-icon Ib Glindemann, The Beatophonics, bebop and cool jazz courtesy of the Magnus Hjorth Trio, and sundry guest stars. Several DJs will at hand to make sure you dance the night away. It’s the kind of party where no matter where you saunter off to, there’s something happening.

BO BEDRE as theatre

Tobaksfabrikken, 4 Tobaksvejen, Søborg; starts Wed (12 Sep), ends 24 Oct; various times; tickets 250kr, www.billetten. dk; www.mungopark.dk BO BEDRE (live better) is a theatrical adaptation of the eponymous wildly influential magazine, first published in 1961. Since then it has been telling people what their homes should look like. Over the years, family constellations, gender roles, consumer habits and societal structures have undergone dramatic changes, and so too has BO BEDRE, telling the story of our homes.

KASPER R GULDBERG

Tivoli Pantomime Theatre

Tivoli, Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; ends Sep 23; free after entry to Tivoli Tivoli’s pantomime series follows the adventures of Cassander, who lives alone with his beautiful daughter, Columbine, in old Copenhagen.

Pierrot’s Misfortunes

ends Wed Cassander has chosen yet another suitor for Columbine, this time an old, wealthy man.

Harlequin Skeleton

ends Sep 19 After a complicated plan involving doctors and dressing up as a skeleton, the curtain falls when the two lovers are reunited with the help of an adventure fairy.

Cassander as a Cooper

Starts Thu, ends Sep 23 No more fairies – this time, a forest troll helps Harlequin and Columbine get together. SM

The Tiger Lillies perform Hamlet

NEW

Republique, Store Scene, Østerfælled Torv 37, 2100 Cph Ø; Tue 20:00 & Wed 17:00; tickets 255–350kr, billet@republique.dk; entirely in English; www.republique.dk Yorick is back! He’s alive and well in the form of Martyn Jacques of the Tiger Lillies, the court jester who has come back from the dead as a macabre musical muse to guide the audience through Republique theatre’s production of a sinful ‘Hamlet’ that is innovative, imaginative and incredible. Indeed, for a 30-minute period in the second half, it was sustained perfection – and no, I didn’t have a large one during the interval. Following its premiere in the spring, there will be just two performances only. BH

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7 - 13 September 2012 Bit like Jim Morrison’s vomit Graham Dolphin: View

David Risley Gallery, Bredgade 65, Cph K; starts Sep 1, ends Oct 6; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; free adm; www.davidrisleygallery.com A FIRST KISS, a birthday party, a road trip, perfect sunny days, best friends, over-cast Sundays, a funeral. All of these are memories that can be brought to life again by music. With the ability to instantly conjure up seemingly lost memories, from the great to the truly terrible, music has a hold on our lives.

We will probably never meet our musical heroes, but through their words we often develop a deep personal connection to them. So when a band parts ways or an artist dies, it can be devastating. For most it is enough to sing a line or play a favourite tune. But the true fans embark on great pilgrimages to benches, recording studios, road-crossings and graves.

A new exhibition from artist Graham Dolphin explores this bond we have with musicians and their deaths.

As you enter the gallery, you are confronted by gently parted gates, a piece entitled ‘Gate 2011’. The piece originally commissioned for Latitude, an English music festival, takes on

Bastard – a family chronicle

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Fælledparken, Cph Ø; starts Fri, ends Sep 23, performances Mon-Sat 20:00; Tickets: from 185kr, www.billeten.dk; www.bastard.is A play with a title like ‘Bastard’ just screams family dysfunction.

This is the tale of a father, his four children and their partners.

Despite their distant relationship, they are all invited to the father’s upcoming wedding. It all gets a bit close to home when the children discover their father is to marry one of his son’s former sweethearts. Danish actor Waage Sandø plays the leading role in the play, which is written by Hollywood scriptwriter Richard La Gravenese, in collaboration with director Gisli Orn Gardasson. EB

Messias

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Gamle Scene, Kongens Nytorv 9, Cph K; starts Wed, ends Sep 30, performances starts at 19:30; Tickets: from 695kr; Duration: 110 mins; in English with Danish supertitles; www.kglteater.dk Most people know Georg Friedrich Händel’s Messias from traditional concerts around Christmas time. The story is about the life of Jesus from life to death. Händel wrote Messias in just 24 days, yet it is probably his most celebrated work. Australian theatre director David Freedman is behind this particular interpretation. Freedman works in an interesting way, allowing his actors to use improvisation to develop their characters.

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a very different presence in the new space, swapping the attention of pissed-up festival-goers for pensive gallery-goers dressed in obligatory black.

It is Dolphin’s own tribute to Nick Drake, a 1970s musician who found his audience only after he had died at the age of 26. The hand-made gates are a replica of those at the church entrance of Drake’s resting place and are strewn with real messages left by fans there.

The detail is impressive: a sticker of a silver star, a cobweb, bird droppings (tippex), rusty drawing pins and old tape. Dolphin agonises over every detail, ensuring nothing looks out of place, and the illusion of authenticity survives. Every scrawl appears as though it was left by a different hand.

In the process of adding the words, Dolphin revealed how he enjoyed constructing each letter.

Lost in the detail of each one meant he would only contemplate the deeply personal nature of the tributes upon drawing back to see the whole note.

Hanging on the walls, Last View is a collection of graphite sketches of grey skies with looming impersonal transient clouds, which depict the final moments of deceased musicians. In one, the back window of a Cadillac, with streaks of rain cascading down the glass and storm clouds, is the imagined final glimpse of

Exhibitions Kirkeby Epiphany NEW

Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph V; ends Dec 30; open Tue-Sun 11:0017:00; tickets: 75kr; www. glyptoteket.com Per Kirkeby, one of Denmark’s greatest abstract masters, brings a selection of works ranging from 1981 to the present day. The collection of 25 paintings and sculptures will display his ability to blend form, nature and a diverse tapestry of ideas. DS

Modelling Agency: Inside the Curator’s Studio (working title)

NEW

IMO, Ny Carlsbergvej 68, Cph V; ends Oct 13; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.imo-projects.com Janus Høm and Martyn Reynolds explore the boundaries between artistic and curatorial practice, creating a hybrid that uses the best tools from each.

This exhibition is a result of their first collaboration, the 2011 project Modeling Agency. This year Toke Lykkeberg has handed over IMO and its artists’ practices to Høm and Reynolds to do what they want with the artwork. LD

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We weren’t kidding: they’re gates - a fitting tribute to a musician who only found fame once he’d passed the pearly ones himself

the world for the late American country singer Hank Williams.

And then there is ‘Door’, faithful recreations of the door leading to Kaftwerk’s secretive Kling Klang studio (“This is the closest I’ll get to a painting,” Dolphin told InOut), and also

of the door featured in Joy Division’s ‘Love will tear us apart’ music video.

The final piece is ‘Sun Moon Sun’. Two large TVs sit in the middle of the room displaying moving screensavers of the musicians Sun-Ra and Moondog. To

experience it all, you must circle the room underneath the speakers, which simultaneously play their music.

With no notes provided by the gallery, you may struggle to find any meaning in the pieces – especially the doors which, with-

out context, could have been liberated from a skip.

If you’re passing by and have an extensive, almost pretentious level of music knowledge, then it’s worth a look.

It Comes in Waves

Shipwrecks

Emerald Triangle

Darkness darkness be my blanket

Against New York

Galleri Lars Olsen, Uplandsgade 56, 1 sal, Cph S; ends Sep 15; open Thu-Sat 13:00-18:00; www.gallerilarsolsen.com Andreas Poppelier’s artworks lead the viewer to construct their own story. LD

NEW

Nils Stærk, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends Oct 20; open Mon-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nilsstaerk.dk Matthew Ronay works with materials such as wood, paper mâché and fabric, presenting oppositions such as male-female, life-death, life-darkness and reality-unreality. His mysterious sculptures create a strange remembrance of something primal and instinctively original that lies deeply buried in the consciousness of modern man. LD

Litmus Test

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V1 Gallery, Flæsketorvet 69-71, Cph V; ends Sep 29; open Wed-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 12:0016:00; www.v1gallery.com This is a collection of photographs from Ed Templeton’s trip to Russia in 2007, which he printed byhand in his darkroom at home and wrote quotes on. His pictures are taken through the eyes of a first-timer at a new place and pick up on the social differences of the people and places. LD

Some Boarded Up Houses

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Galleri Nicolai Wallner, Ny Carlsbergvej 68, Cph V; ends Oct 20; open TueFri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nicolaiwallner.com Joachim Koester presents a new photographic series of boardedup houses from around the US that depict the economic turmoil caused by the global financial crisis. Joachim Koester’s works generally border between documentary and fiction. LD

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Bendixen Contemporary Art, Palægade 5, Cph K; ends Sep 22, Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.bendixenart. dk This exhibition recalls places somehow related to a frontier between land and sea, which metaphorically represent the separation between nature and mankind.

Although Paco Pomet’s paintings are usually visual games, this series displays a new episode of his particular way of visualising. LD

Prospect Point

Peter Lav Gallery, Esplanaden 8D, Cph K; ends Sep 22, open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.plgallery.dk Julie Boserup’s works can best be described as architectural photo collages, in which new pictures of houses and large buildings have been cut through, turned upside down, edited and then put together in a different way. LD

Rost

Andersen’s Contemporary, Amager Strandvej 50b, Cph S; ends Oct 20; open Mon-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.andersenscontemporary. dk Daniel Lergon presents nine works painted with water on pulverised iron applied to canvas, which gives them a rusty weathered effect. LD

Damp Gallery, Esplanaden 1C, Cph K; ends Sep 16; open Wed-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:0016:00; www.dampgallery.dk This exhibition by Jon Stahn is based on his two-month stay in an area in the northwest of the USA called the Emerald Triangle.

LD Kant Gallery, St Kongensgade 3, Baghuset, Cph K; ends Sep 17, open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 10:00-15:00; www.gallerikant.dk These works by American artist Michelle Grabner show a selection of abstract ‘silver points’ made out of wood. LD

Skrøbeligt fasthold

Clausens Kunsthandel, Toldbodgade 9, Cph K; ends Sep 29, open Tue-Sat 11:0017:00; www.clausenskunsthandel.dk There’s a very gentle touch to Elsa Nielsen’s work, which includes watercolours of glass objects and pencil-like drawings of people.

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Compost Three in 1

Galleri Bie & Vadstrup, Sølvgade 26 K, Cph K; ends Sep 29; open Wed-Thu 14:0017:00,Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.bie-vadstrup.com Experience this unique setting of three exhibitions in one as they wind in and out among each other. Themes of landscape and oil paintings shift throughout the exhibition. LD

DOMINIC SUMMERS

Why are you so odd?

Galerie Mikael Andersen, Bredgade 63, Cph K; ends Sep 15; open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.mikaelandersen.com Depicting strange and dark places, the landscapes in these paintings by Philip Grözinger seem both familiar and unfamiliar at the same time. LD

I see through you

Peter Lav Gallery, Esplanaden 8D, Cph K; ends Sep 22, open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.plgallery.dk Swedish photographer Anna Nordquist Andersson directs her attention to the viewer in this series, which consists of pictures from old issues of Life Magazine reflecting American society in the 1960s and 70s. LD

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Exhibitions Rokoko-Mania

Still here now

MOHS Exhibit, Sønder Boulevard 98, Cph V, ends Nov 26, open Wed 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-18:00, Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 13:00-16:00; www.mohs.dk A group exhibition in collaboration with MOHS Exhibit in Vesterbro.

This exhibition includes 15 artists predominantly from New York. BF

Skabt af tiden Designmuseum Danmark, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends Sep 23; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; www.designmuseum.dk A look at contemporary art and design trends in dialogue with 17th century crafts in the rococo style. BF Dexter Bang Sinister Kunsthal Charlottenborg; ends Oct 21; tickets: 60kr, concessions 40kr; www.kunsthalcharlottenborg.dk Inspired by research into 1960s psychedelic visual culture. BF

Forms of Knowledge

Salon at GL Strand, Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends Nov 11; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed-Thu 11:00-20:00; www.glstrand.dk Morten Steen Hebsgaard’s installation is inspired by the ideas of Friedrich Fröbels (1782-1852), the German pedagogue who came up with the concept of the kindergarten. BF

Modernisme and Guldalder

Nivaagaards, Malerisamling, Gl Strandvej 2, Nivå; ends Jan 1; open Tue-Fri 12:0016:00, Wed 12:00-20:00, Sat & Sun 11:00-17:00; entry 70kr, concessions 50kr, under-18s free adm; www.nivaagaard.dk Johannes Hage Nivaagaard and Knud W Jensen Louisana both started their own museums and built an impressive collection of Danish and foreign art. LD

Matisse: Doubles and Variations

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends Oct 28; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65 kr, under18s free adm; www.smk.dk This exhibition presents the work of painter Henri Matisse. BF

Nationalmuseet, Ny Vestergade 10, Cph K; ends Sep 30; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00; www.natmus.dk Some 28 artists and writers are making work that focuses on historical treasures in National Museum’s permanent collection. BF

Per Bak Jensen & Per Inge Bjørlo

Galleri Bo Bjerggard, Flæsketorvet 85, Cph V; ends Jan 28; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.bjerggard. com Per Bak Jensen, an accomplished photographer, works with themes of nature and culture. BF

Show Me Your Model

Danish Architecture Centre, Strandgade 27 B, Cph K; ends Oct 21; open MonSun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:0021:00; Tickets: 40kr, concessions 25kr, under-15s free adm; www.dac.dk Visit architectural models of different scales, experiencing the architectural process in a new and different way. BF

7 - 13 September 2012

Danh Vo: We the People

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends June 2013; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s: free adm; www.smk.dk Danish-Vietnamese artist Danh Vo has made a 45-metre copy of the Statue of Liberty. BF

New Nordic: Architecture & Identity

Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Oct 21; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00, SatSun 11:00-18:00; www.louisiana.dk This exhibition opens a new series focused on architecture, culture and identity. From cuisine to design, Nordic ideas and trends are of international interest. BF

Edward Kienholz: Five Car Stud

Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Oct 21; Open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00; Tickets 95kr, Concessions 85kr, Under-18s free adm; www.louisiana.dk Edward Kienholz’s artwork has a rebellious, provocative and aggressive feel to it. It revisits the racism that was common in America in the not Emily Wardill Statens Museum for Kunst, so distant past. LD Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends Sep 16; open Tue-Sun 10:00- Amorphous 17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: Galleri Claus Christensen, Gl. 95 kr, concessions 65kr, under- Mønt, Cph K; ends Sep 28, open daily 11:30-17:30; www.galleri18s free adm; www.smk.dk British artist Emily Wardill’s clauschristensen.dk new filmic work is inspired by This exhibition by Anders Brinch the relationship between the consists of new paintings and ceramics and a series of mini intaglio. brain and the body. BF LD

François Boucher

Gl Holtegaard, Attemose vej 170, Gl Holte; ends Nov 4; Tue-Fri 11:00-16:00; Sat-Sun 11:00-17:00; www. glholtegaard.dk The exhibition includes 70 works of the French artist François Boucher. LD

Copenhagen Theatre Circle Auditions CTC’s traditional British Christmas pantomime, ‘Aladdin & his Wonderful Lamp’,will take place at Krudttønden Theatre, Østerbro between 9 and 27 January 2013, for a total of 15 performances.

Auditions will take place at VerdensKulturCenter, Nørre Allé 7, Nørrebro 11 September at 19:00 If you would like to audition please email director Barry McKenna by 9 September to get a time slot at bazmac@live.dk

Snapshots and Stills

Galleri Tom Christoffersen, Skindergade 5, Cph K; ends Sep 15, open Wed-Fri 12:0018:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www. tomchristoffersen.dk Features stills taken during the filming of cinematographer Teit Jørgensen’s movies. LD

Zero Point

Galleri Lars Olsen, Uplandsgade 56, 1 sal, Cph S; ends Sep 15; Open Thu-Sat 13:0018:00; www.gallerilarsolsen. com The works of Jonas Hvid Søndergaard focus on the spiritual, philosophical and scientific questions about the universe and human existence in nature. LD

Sense of Furniture

Denmark’s Design Museum, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends Dec 30; open Tue 10:00-17:00; tickets: 75kr, under-18s free adm; www.designmusuem.dk This exhibition celebrates the centenary of the birth of Danish furniture designer Finn Juhl. BF

Conversations

Nikolaj Kunsthal, Nikolaj Plads 10, Cph K; ends Oct 21, open Tue-Sun 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-21:00; www.kunsthallennikolaj.dk/en Nine international contemporary artists reflect on alternatives to our usual ways of expressing ourselves, across a variety of different mediums. LD

Digesting Europe piece by piece

Traneudstillingen, Gentofte Hovedbibliotek, Ahlmanns Allé 6, Hellerup; ends Oct 13, open Mon-Fri 10:0019:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www. genbib.dk The focus is on both historical and current cultural identity in Latin America. LD

Deflected Vision

Galleri Naboløs, Valkendorfsgade 15, Cph K; ends Sep 14; Mon-Fri 10:00-16:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.nabolos.dk PUTPUT, a Danish/Swiss distributor art group, presents conceptual photographic works that explore objects and situations associated with everyday life. LD

Unfinished Journeys

Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends Nov 11; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed-Thu 11:0020:00; tickets: 60kr, members free; www.glstrand.dk This exhibition focuses on communities in relation to the impact of globalisation on local and global communities. LD

Fredrik Lindqvist

Summer in the city

Galleri Lars Olsen, Uplandsgade 56, 1 sal, Cph S; ends Sep 15; open Thur-Sat 13:00-18:00; www.gallerilarsolsen.com Lindqvist mixes humour with dead seriousness. Taking clippings from pop music magazines, ads and books on animals, he makes collages that are painted over wood panels.

Afterwards, the woodprints are transferred by press onto plaincoloured, dotted or flowery fabrics, and the printed materials then sewn together with a coarse black thread. LD

Hito Steyerl: The Kiss

Overgaden, Institute of Contemporary Art, Overgaden Neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends Oct 21; open Tue-Sun 13:00-17:00, Thu 13:00-20:00; www.overgaden.org The German artist Hito Steyerl uses video, sculpture and archival material to give form to a dramatic event that took place in 1993 during the war in Bosnia. LD

Seen & Unseen II

Galerie Asbæk, Bredgade 23 st, Cph K; ends Sep 8; open Mon-Fri 11:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www.asbaek.dk Showing a series of unique works that resemble reality, but do not exist, this exhibition by Bent Holstein shows hand-coloured etchings dating back to the 1970s combined with photos of walls from cities such as New York and Berlin. LD

Secret Garden

Gl Holtegaard, Attemosevej 170, Gl Holte; ends Oct 21; open Tue-Fri 11:00-16:00; Sat-Sun 11:00-17:00; www.glholtegaard.dk Young Danish artists will occupy Lauritz de Thurah’s baroque garden, exhibiting sculptures and projects. LD

Martin Asbæk Gallery, Bredgade 23, Cph K; ends Sep 8; open Mon-Fri 11:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www.martinasbaek.com This annual group show presents new works by the gallery artists and a few international artists such as Jonathan Callen, Terry Haggerty, Richard Schur and Clare Woods. LD

French masterpieces

Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph V; ends 30 Apr 2013; open Tue-Sun 11:0017:00; Entry 75kr; 33418141; www.glyptoteket.com This array of French masterpieces will take you on a journey through from 1850 to the 20th century.

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Den Sorte Diamant, Søren Kierkegaards Plads 1, Cph K; ends Sep 22; open Mon-Fri 10:00-19:00, Sat 10:00-17:00, Sun closed; www.kb.dk In photography, video and clothing created by artists Eva Tind and Sidse Carstens and dress designer Kristina Søndergaard, this exhibition celebrates the life of Marilyn Monroe. LD

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Kastrupvej 399, 2770 Kastrup; ends Sep 9; open Tue-Sun 14:0017:00, Wed 14:00-20:00; www. kastrupgaardsamlingen.dk Danish and Indian contemporary art features side by side, focusing on identity. The exhibition touches on issues of ethnicity, gender and sexuality. LD

Denmark by Design

The Danish Design Centre, HC Andersens Boulevard 27, Cph V; ends 12 May 2013; open Mon-Fri 10:00-17:00, Wed 10.00-21.00; www.ddc.dk This exhibition shows the development of Danish design from 1945-2010. CP

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Beyond the notes, this music will pierce your soul

Paolo Russo with Josefine Cronholm & Thommy Andersson Jazzhus Montmartre Store Regnegade 19A, Cph K Saturday 20:00; Tickets 285kr www.jazzhusmontmartre.dk

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N A ROUTINE flight to Frankfurt earlier this year, I turned around in my seat and was pleasantly surprised to see Paolo Russo sitting behind me.

Now I’m no stranger to this Italianborn, Danish-dwelling musician, having followed his career for the last year. As we chatted our way through the maze that is Frankfurt Airport, we realised we were both on the first leg of our journey to somewhere very special. For me it was to my home country … for Russo it was

to the spiritual home of his beloved bandoneon: Argentina.

Russo is currently one of the very few professional bandoneon players in Scandinavia. He describes his unique musical style as a successful meeting of southern flavours and Scandinavian landscapes with a touch of Argentinian tango.

For those of you unfamiliar with the bandoneon, think of it as a free-reed musical instrument similar to an accordion with bellows and buttons at both ends. While it is of German origin, it was in Argentina that this instrument developed and became an essential instrument in tango ensembles.

For Russo, playing the bandoneon isn’t simply about reading notes off a page. Talking with him you realise that he doesn’t distinguish between himself and his music. It’s as much of an expres-

sion of him as he is of it. He doesn’t just see his instrument as a form of aural beauty, but as a tool to provoke his audience to feel something beyond the notes.

“Someone may get euphoric, someone may cry, someone may get pissed off – this is the beauty of music,” says Russo defiantly.

For his next performance at the Jazzhus Montmartre, Russo has formed a trio together with two Swedish musicians: singer Josefine Cronholm and bass player Thommy Andersson.

For a year now, the trio have sought to compose new original material together – a process Russo describes as “a challenging encounter between the Nordic soul and the Italian spirit”.

He emphasises that audiences should prepare themselves to be immersed in a musical experience like no other.

“I want our music to touch each soul, elevate each spirit and hopefully get everyone to see, just for a moment, the infinity of our existence.”

The trio will also use this material for their upcoming album, which is due to be recorded in the studio in mid-September.

But while Russo has six very successful albums under his belt, it’s the live element of music that he enjoys the most.

“There’s a humanity one gains through a live performance that can’t be found anywhere else,” Russo says.

He believes audiences don’t emerge from their houses on cold evenings to hear something they could get from a CD. “With live music, you have to give your audience a form of communication that goes beyond words and expla-

nation.”

If you’re familiar with Russo’s music, you’ll know that it’s an enjoyable experience, both from a technical perspective and an emotional one. The bandoneon is a rare instrument on the Scandinavian jazz scene and that’s its star quality.

When you team it with a vocalist and a bass player, it’s a melding of old cultures and new rhythms, melancholic sorrowful tunes and passionate beats. It pushes the boundaries and redefines the definition of modern jazz.

Live music is a powerful force, and never more so than when the musicians aim to hit audiences in the heart right away.

So treat yourself to the experience of this exceptional trio this Saturday night at the Jazzhus Montmartre.

EMILY MCLEAN

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Montmartre; 20:00; 275kr Hailed as two of Italy’s finest fiddlers, the clarinetist Gianluigi Trovesi and accordionist Gianni Coscia have made appearances at some of the most prestigious music halls in Europe during careers that have spanned almost four decades. Tapping into Italy’s folkloric roots, their classical brand of jazz captures the essence of Italy’s artistic foundations. Classical jazz isn’t of course to everyone’s taste, but this pair are regarded as musicians sure to wow the jazz community. Tonight’s concert is the second and final part of their visit here, so book up in advance to avoid disappointment.

Review Lady Gaga hhhhhh September 2 Parken ady Gaga unzipped herself out of a giant inflated vagina before singing ‘Born This Way’ – the title of her current tour – at Parken on Sunday.

And her two hour and 20 minute show pretty much continued in the same vein ... all night.

After tattooed, bedraggled rockers The Darkness warmed up the crowd – and their ripped frontman said it was a pleasure “to thrust ourselves upon you this evening” – a one-hour time lag followed before Gaga came onto the stage. In the centre of the stadium, men in disco-ball platform shoes, women in wigs of every shade and hue and a 16-year-old wearing only stockings and a black thong waited attentively. It was a wacky audience, from teary tween/teen diehards, to an aggressive, caterwauling woman – probably high on hallucinogens – with a chopstick-speared lime in her hair.

Eventually, the curtain fell and a fairytale castle came into

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Global; 21:00; 60kr Tonight is one of Global’s club nights led by the Nørrebro afrobeat collective WhoAreYouPeople – a cosmopolitan group of musicians and performers that have been active since the dawn of the millennium, galvanised

by Copenhagen’s beat-smith Søren Skov. The 14-member band unsurprisingly boom with energy, tapping into a variety of African musical styles, from Togolese Voodoo Soul to Ethiopian jazz and Nigerian afro-beat. It’s something a little more off the beaten track for those drained by electro, house and rock nights.

Tap 1; 21:00; 312kr This English DJ, otherwise known as Norman Cook, and before that Quentin Cook, might have a number of aliases but in person he needs no introduction. Winner of ten MTV Video Music Awards and two Brit Awards, the electronic music maestro, fresh from wowing the crowds at the Olympics, will get the crowd moving on Saturday, and hopefully spin tracks ‘Praise You’, ‘The RockafellerSkank’ and ‘Right Here Right Now’. The official after-party is at ZEN, Nørregade 41, from 11pm until sunrise. (EB)

the view of 36,000 people. A cavalry of soldiers and a black unicorn marched onto the stage and Gaga made her grand entrance.

She appropriately sang ‘Highway Unicorn (Road to Love)’ with her face covered in a black, diamanté headpiece while she sat on top of her noble steed. It was a striking opening but the plot – if there was one – became impossible to follow as the scenario and costumes became increasingly bizarre and farfetched.

The famous ‘meat dress’ made a comeback, complete with matching meat shoes and meatwearing back-up dancers. It was only the female dancers who wore meat and Gaga made a point of crushing a man in a meat grinder.

Similar feminist stunts involved a tuxedo-clad man miming cunnilingus on Gaga before she shot him dead. Yes, it had it all: a confusing and convoluted mix of sex, violence, fashion, religion, and drawn-out pep talks with the crowd.

This reviewer counted 12 costume changes, which made the show feel more like a theatrical performance than a concert.

Nevertheless, Gaga did do justice to some of her most well-known

Escho Night: Black Dice

CPH Jazzhouse; 20:00; 80kr In the early days, the American noise-rock group were derided as pretentious New York hokum by the music media, while others were critical of the band’s seemingly aimless tones. A few years later, the noise rock outfit are now recognised as avantgarde. Credited with inspiring the likes of Animal Collective, they perform at one of the most forward-thinking jazz institutions in Europe. The night will also see some other avant-garde groups perform, including Toto – not to be mistaken with the ‘70s classic rock group – and Girlseeker.

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Gianluigi Trovesi + Gianni Coscia

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Lille Vega; 20:00; 200kr Sweden’s pop-folk singer is of a similar mould to the likes of Belle & Sebastian, Kings of Convenience and other folksy dream-weavers. His nauseating pop music made him a darling of the indie pop scene following the release of his album, Night Falls Over Kortedala (2007). He whispers sweet nothings about the complexity of love and steals young girls’ hearts with his wooing lines of false poetry. Keep your money in your pocket for the Graham Coxon concert on Thursday evening.

Nightlife Frankie Teardrop

Lady Gaga, shown here in Bulgaria, brought plenty of spectacle but not enough song to her Parken show

tunes: ‘Judas’, ‘Poker Face’, ‘Bad Romance’ and ‘Just Dance’. And slowing it down and sitting at her motorcycle/piano for ‘Hair’, Gaga showed that underneath the peroxide, sky-high shoulder pads and copious eye-liner, the 26-year-old can sing. But the singing took a backseat to the theatrics.

At one point, as is routine during her shows, Gaga sat on the stage while her charges threw gifts from the pit. These offerings included decorated bras, tiny unicorns, tiaras and necklaces. In an attempt to inspire, Gaga told long anecdotes about her undying self-belief and rise to fame. She plucked teenagers from the crowd and filled them with dreams. Embarrassingly, many could not stop

crying with happiness. Gaga did make one good point when she said: “It’s all about you, not about me. Don’t worship me, worship yourself.” But the uplifting discourse was too drawn out and became sickly. It was also a bit much when she produced a Danish flag from her motorcycle and ran waving it madly across the stage catwalk.

Gaga came out for a two-song encore, singing ‘The Edge Of Glory’ and ‘Marry The Night’, finishing with the same intense energy she had thrown in at the start. She took her time and gave her fans the attention they craved, but in the end, it was too much show and not enough song.

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Ideal Bar, Vega; Fri 22:00; free adm Making it easy for nostalgic hipsters to get their kicks, one of the in-house DJs will be playing an eclectic playlist made up of the halcyon days of rock from the 1950s and 60s right up to contemporary releases.

Becoming fiercely popular with the alternative rock crowd, it’s also a perfect location – with Kødbyen just a stone’s throw away for those looking to carry on until the early hours of the morning.

Night Jazz: Black Act Dub System feat King Stunn + Wopdullah S M.Fl.

CPH Jazzhouse; Sat 23:00; 70kr Since refurbishing the original Jazzhouse, the venue has returned with a package of concerts that brings jazz into the 21st century. Pushing the boundaries of jazz will be five of Denmark’s most exciting electronic dub producers with a night of deep bass. Taking dub

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Lille Vega; 21:00; 180kr The Blur guitarist went solo in the late ‘90s, taking with him the admirable riffs that made Blur the darlings of Brit-pop, turning them into something a little more personal. His side project kicked off with hits such as ‘Freakin’ Out’, which helped shepherd Brit-pop into the early naughties.

Just a few months back he released A + E (2012), marking a return to the distortion-heavy production that cradled Blur’s platinum record, 13 (1999), much to the delight of Blur fans. Held in the same esteem as great guitarists like Johnny Marr, Vega can surely expect a full-house.

Daniel van der Noon to a level beyond what smokey Berlin clubs offer, Black Dub System taps into the art of the genre, holding true to a similar philosophy as the dub pin-up James Blake.

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Culture Box; Sat: 23:00; 70kr For a Saturday night of the more predictable variety, Culture Box is right on the money. As one of Copenhagen’s top venues for house and techno, the centrallybased club welcomes international talent of a high calibre on a weekly basis. Headlining tonight will be the London-based producer DJ Shifted who made his foray into the club scene just a few years back with the launch of his rhythm-heavy Avian Imprint. There’s always a wealth of talent among the warm-up acts and DJs playing the other stages, and if you’re big on house, your feet will be firmly rooted to the dancefloor until sunrise.

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BETWEEN coming out publicly, bickering with band Oasis and uttering his dislike of being interviewed, Kele Okereke has managed to front a very successful band called Bloc Party. After the band released its first – and wellreceived – album, Silent Alarm in 2005, and two years later their second record, A Weekend in the City, Oasis took aim.

Noel Gallagher called Bloc Party “indie shit” and Liam likened them to a band from a television quiz show. But despite Okereke’s shyness, the frontman lashed back, calling Oasis “the most overrated and pernicious band of all time”. Take that! Let Okereke and his band walk the talk on November 18 when they play Store Vega. Tickets are 300kr from billetlugen.dk.

From the UK to the US, she may be 65-years-old, but Patti Smith can still put her foot through an amplifier.

The New York rocker, nicknamed the ‘Godmother of Punk’, is famous for the way she stiches poetry and rock together. When Smith lost her factory job in New Jersey, she went to the big smoke – New York – in search of work.

She found a job in a bookshop and had barely enough money to feed herself.

Swept up in the poetry-reading scene, and attracted to Arthur Rimbaud for his words and his beautiful face, Smith began writing poetry. And a few years on, she released the acclaimed album Horses in 1975 – if you don’t already have it, go and get it. You’ll need the education if you’re to see Smith at Vega on September 20. Tickets are 350kr, but you will have to go on the waiting list at billeto.dk.

Events Kastelkirken concert NEW Kastelskirken, Kastellet 50, Cph Ø; Sun 14:00; free adm; www. kastelkirken.dk Enjoy organ sonata notes by two great Danish composers, JPE Hartmann and Carl Nielsen, performed by Allan Rasmussen.

Past and present face each other in the 18th century frame of Kastellet, one of the most meaningful places in Copenhagen. MAR Haydn/Rossini concert NEW Nazaret Kirke, Ryesgade 105, Cph Ø; Sun 16:00; free adm; www. fredensognazaret.dk I Classici under the direction of conductor Simon Casali-Krzentowski presents symphonies by Haydn and Rossini. A tribute to the richness of their brilliant and unique work. MAR Kulturhuset flea market EW Havneparken, Islands N Brygge 18, Cph S; Sun 10:00-17:00; 8233 4789 Take the chance to jump through time thanks to Kulturhuset. This institution, which hosts concerts, performances and artists from all over the world, is organising a flea market in the bastions of Christianhavn. Come and enjoy the atmosphere and the shopping! MAR

Of the same breed – literally – is former White Stripe, Jack White.

White’s real name is Jackson Smith, and he is the son of, you guessed it, Patti.

He wears musical genes and he’s packing them for Copenhagen this weekend (Falkoner Salen, September 10). Tickets are sold out but an online forum search might produce a pleasant surprise.

Now for an unpleasant one: Bieber Fever is coming! Yes, that’s right, snot-nosed Justin Bieber is coming to Parken on April 20. Please don’t faint all of you ‘Beliebers’ out there! Tickets start from 349kr at billetlugen.dk, so get your daughters/nieces on the waiting list – it will score you BFF status.

If Justin Bieber makes you angry, you’ll probably be into L.O.C. With lyrics such as “Undskyld ho”, the Danish rapper may not have manners but he certainly has attitude. He’s playing Falconer Salen on November 22. Get yo’ tickets here bitches: www.billetlugen.dk.

Speaking of offensive language, mentioning Keane here seemed an appropriate way to peeve my Guide editor. He has a special relationship with the band that involves bruised knackers.

Keane are playing at Den Grå Halon on November 14. Tickets are 415kr from billetnet.dk.

From man bits to lady parts – if you are more in the mood for theatre, Copenhagen Theatre Circle’s upcoming production, Calendar Girls, is sure to be a winner. The play is based on a true story of a bunch of Yorkshire women who get their kit off to raise money for Leukaemia research. It’s both sentimen-

Flea Market NEW at Enghaveparken Enghaveparken, Enghavevej, Cph V; Sun 10:00-16:00; 2033 6484 Enghaveparken’s green, 1920sstyled lawns are the setting for a flea market to support children’s education in the village of Slarkram in Cambodia. So come and open up your heart and your wallet! MAR Evening biking NEW to Islands Brygge Join it at Brøndby Rådhus, Park Allé 160, Brøndby at Wed 18:00 or Friheden Station, Hvidovrevej 333, Hvidovre at Wed 18:30; free adm; 2548 9063; www.dcfafd.dk/vestvolden Enjoy a trip through Amager to Islands Brygge and taste the evening coffee at the culture centre. MAR Fashion outlet NEW VIP evening Øksnehallen, Halmtorvet 11, Cph V; Fri; 17:00-20:00; tickets: 167kr; www.danskfashionoutlet.dk The fashion season fairs are over, but there’s still a chance to enjoy a glamorous atmosphere at Øksnehallen, where 150 Danish and international brands will sell off their surplus, overstocks and collection samples. MAR

tal and hilarious at the same time. The show is playing at Krudttøndenfrom October 3-13, with tickets priced at 130kr – see ctcircle.dk for details.

Another striking lady, Pam Ann, has a plane fetish. The Melbourne-born comedienne, also known as Caroline Reid, takes her audience through checkin, take off, and hopefully landing. This sexy air hostess is probably a member of the mile-high club. Only one way to find out – check into Bremen theatre on November 17. Your ticket to ride starts from 270kr at www.billetlugen.dk.

Can’t take time off work for a London getaway? Let the classical music come to you. Copenhagen is hosting the Music Around London festival from October 3-14. This ode to England’s impressive music scene will cover everything from the compositions of Benjamin Britten to a classical interpretation of ‘London Calling’. Go to www. musicaround.nu for ticket information and programme details.

‘50s Party NEW Store Vega, Cph V; Sat 20:00; tickets 250kr, 3325 7011; www.vega.dk Staged in the art-deco inspired venue will be a handful of big bands and rock groups, rockabillies, retro-bartenders, jazz poets and other ‘50s throwbacks, along with a handful of established Danish artists chipping in with roles in the bands including Darkness Falls’ Josephine Philip, Turboweekend’s Silas Bjerregaard and Quadron’s Coco O. It’s a lively introduction for visiting students who have only recently arrived in one of the finest quarters of Europe.

DVDN Comedy without NEW Borders Bremen, Nyropsgade 39-41, Cph V; Sat 21:00; tickets: 212-495kr, www.billetnet.dk; www. bremenlive.dk Giggle at material from classact comedians at the Cohen Comedy Club show. The line up includes: award winning Canadian-Filipino stand up Ron Josol, madman American Yoshi Obayashi, who has been banned in Canada, Pakistani comic Shazia Mirza, who unveils Arabian culture, Icelandic-born Unna Theodorsson and Danish-Filipino magician-comedian Sunny Cagara. EB

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NEXT WEEK: MUSEUMS CORNER CPH Coffee Festival NEW Skt Hans Torv, Cph N, in front of Sankt Johannes Church; Sat 11:00-18:00, Sun 10:0017:00; free adm; 2625 2497; www.kaffefestival.dk Can’t greet the day without your morning coffee? This is a festival for you! In its first year, the Copenhagen Coffee Festival welcomes guests with a craving for coffee drinks and foods from around the world. The festival also features music, art, storytelling, presentations and workshops centred around coffee. EB Free pop and NEW gospel concert Apostelkirken, Saxogade 13, Cph V; Tue 19:30; free adm; www.heidinadine.com Come along to a free concert featuring Canadian musician Heidi Nadine, and Danish blues pianist Espen Just. Any donations made will go to the St George Medical Clinic in Baghdad, Iraq. Nadine has just released a gospel album called This Prayer and is currently a guest pianist at the Apostle Church in Copenhagen. EB Free jazz Charlie Scott’s, Skindergade 43, Cph; Tue & Thu 17:0020:30; Free Adm Jazz music every Tuesday and Thursday!

Oktoberfest NEW Femøren, Amager Strandvej; open Thu (Sep 6) & Fri 16:0023:00, Sat 13:00-23:00; tickets 309kr; 3512 4889; www. oktoberfestdk.dk Munich’s legendary Oktoberfest comes to Copenhagen. Expect copious amounts of beer, lederhosen, music and German food. EB Powerade CPH NEW Half Marathon Østerbro and inner city; Sun 11:00; www. c o penhagenhalfmarathon.dk Cheer on about 7,000 runners as they pound the pavements around Østerbro and parts of the city centre. There will be dance performances, music and DJ sets around the course to keep both runners and spectators entertained. EB The Globe Quiz Nørregade 43-45 Cph K; Thu 19:30; 25kr per person; max five per team Just 25 kroner per person (max five a team) and the winners get 1,000 kroner, second place 500 and third place a crate of beer. As well as three rounds of 15 questions each – courtesy of quizmaster John Kelleher - there are two beer round questions, a raffle and a rollover.

French Harpsichord Festival Various venues; ends 29 Sep; tickets: 120kr; seats are limited so book early, www.billeto.dk; www.renaissancemusik.dk/cembalofestival This concert series covers the period from early baroque to the French Revolution. EB Jazz Cruise Nyhavn, Cph K; Sun 19:00; tickets 120kr; duration: 90 mins; www.canaltours.dk Discover Copenhagen from the water with a live jazz soundtrack courtesy of Henning Munk & Plumperne.

Horse racing Klampenborg Racecourse, Klampenborgvej 52-56, Klampenborg; Sat 14:30; tickets: 50kr; www.galopbane.dk Another meeting at the racecourse to test yourself against the Tote.

Harness Racing Charlottenlund Race Course, Traverbanevej 10, Charlottenlund; Wed 15:30; 20kr; www. travbanen.dk No Ben Hur thrills and spills here, that’s for sure!

Park Run Amager Fælled, every Sat, 08:30-10:00; no adm, register in advance: www.parkrun.org The summer course is two laps of a 2.45 km loop plus 100 metres at the start. EK

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Where they’ve got the moves like Jigga

SELECT SHOPPING

BY ELISE BEACOM

Normann Copenhagen Østerbrogade 70, Cph Ø; open MonFri 10:00-18:00, Sat 10:00-16:00; 3555 4459; www.normann-copenhagen. com Design is a way of living – that’s what lies at the core of Normann Copenhagen’s philosophy. Its flagship store is impressive, with high ceilings, furniture, accessories and clothes, and a shop window display that changes every day. The store stocks some delightful homeware – everyday items with a bit of flair. For example, a vase that looks like blades of grass, cognac glasses that roll on their side like spinning tops and wine stoppers made from cork.

Bolia Christian IX Gade 7, Cph K; open Mon-Fri 10:00-19:00, Sat 10:00-17:00, Sun 11:00-17:00; 3036 8948; www.bolia.com This is classic Scandinavian style that won’t cost you an arm-chair and a table-leg. At Bolia you will find simple and functional items made from honest materials. All the necessities are here: sofas, coffee tables, dinner tables, cushions, lamps etc. And some not-so-necessary things: a cow-print ottoman or a plaster robot statue for the living room.

Kæmpe book market Strøget, Cph K; ends Sep 16; Mon-Sat 09:00-19:00, Sun 12:0018:00 Hundreds of good quality books with lots of different kinds of subjects and genres are being sold at this huge book market.

The price decreases every day à la Dutch auction principle. LD Circus Dannebrog Fisketorvet, Cph K; starts Fri, ends Sep 16; tickets 150-280kr The circus presents its ‘Amazing Africa’ show. With acrobats, jugglers, dancers, and performing elephants, zebras and camels, there’s plenty for the whole family to enjoy. DS National Museum guided tours Ny Vestergade 10, Cph K; Sun, Tue & Thu 11:00; Free Adm; www.natmus.dk Free guided tours in English three times a week.

History Tours in English starts from Bishop Absalon’s statue at Højbro Plads, Cph K; Sat 10:00; tickets: 80kr; 90 mins; www.historytours.dk Focusing on the 1800s.

Crime Tours Nytorv, Cph K; book tour in English at weirdwalks.dk@ gmail.com,3117 7727 Learn about the “gruesome tales of murky jail houses, terrible laws and merciless executioners”. MØ

Detour Urban Dance Festival Dansehallerene, Pasteursvej 14, Cph K; starts Sep 13, ends Sep 16, evening shows start at variuos times; Tickets: Adults 130kr, concessions 60kr; www.dansehallerne.dk

Hay impresses from the moment you see it

Hay Pilestræde 29-31, Cph K; open MonFri 11:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; 4282 0820; www.hay.dk Hay attempts to rekindle the design innovation seen during the 1950s and 60s with designs that lie somewhere between fashion and architecture. Their Pinocchio rugs are gorgeous. Named after a type of coloured candy, this rug looks like a kaleidoscope of coloured felt balls strung together. Their powder-coated steel tables have a handle so you can cart your coffee with you around your apartment.

Beau Marche Ny Østergade 32, Cph K; open MonTue 10:00-17:00, Wed-Fri 10:00-18:00, Sat 10:00-16:00; 5577 1430; beaumarche.dk And for those not yet converted to minimalistic Danish interiors, Beau Marche has something a little more French. This chic shop and café has a range of eclectic furniture items. From retro French-café style table and chair settings, to bar stools, vintage champagne boxes and old rocking horses. But the best part is that you can combine your browsing with a salad or croissant, enjoyed in a charming setting that could one day resemble your living room.

Kids Botanic Gardens Day NEW Statens Naturhistoriske Museum, Gothersgade 128; S u n 10:00-18:00; Tickets: 95kr, under-16s free adm; 3532 2222; www.snm.ku.dk Explore the newly renovated garden and listen to gardeners and botanists speak of their passion.

Orchids are the focus this year.

There’s plenty of green-thumb activities for the kids too. EB Circus Fantastica NEW Folketeatret, Nørregade 39, Cph K; Starts Thu (Sep 13), ends Oct 20; open Tue-Fri 19:30, Sat 17:00; Tickets: from 110kr; 3312 1845;www. folketeatret.dk This spectacular theatre concert is about a bunch of circus performers stranded in an amusement park during the winter break.

What tricks will they perform to keep their spirit alive? EB Play, children and bikes NEW Hvidovre Medborgerhus, Hvidovrevej 280, Hvidovre; Sat 10:3014:00; free adm; 2548 9063; www.cyklistforbundet.dk Test your agility and learn some road skills while having fun on a closed bicycle traffic playground.

For kids up to 12 years old. MAR

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There will also be lectures and master-classes for enthusiasts, dancers and choreographers that aim to “demystify hip-hop as some frivolous dance to rap music and also to challenge choreographers to be inspired and to understand and interpret the hip-hop universe in a new way”.

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HAVING LIVED IN Denmark for a little over a year now, there are some things that I’ve become accustomed to, and others that I think I’ll just simply never get used to. One such thing is the cost of Asian food.

Coming from Australia, I’m used to Asian food being quick, delicious and cheap. Unfortunately Asian food here is hardly ever cheap. Whilst I’ve visited many great Asian restaurants in Copenhagen, I’ve often left with my wallet feeling a little worse for wear.

With that in mind, I’ve started a personal quest to cook more at home, but without missing out on all the great exotic flavours that one is accustomed to enjoying at a restaurant.

First up on my meal plan was a delicious Chinese stir-fry that didn’t cost an arm and a leg, which was easy and quick to make mid-week. While most of the ingredients I used for the stir-fry came from Netto, there are a few specialty items that you may have to search for or head to your local Asian food store to find.

If in doubt, I’ve found that Super Brugsen and Irma usually stock quite a decent selection of key ingredients, many of which are needed in Asian dishes. While their price tags may seem a bit hefty, I would advise against opting to substitute the key ingredients as you just simply won’t get the same flavours.

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Restaurant Kiin Kiin Guldbergsgade 21, Cph N; 3535 7535; four-course menu 450kr, seven-course 775kr (with wine menu 1450kr); www.kiin.dk There are only two Thai restaurants in the whole world that have been awarded a Michelin star. One of them is in London, the other one is Kiin Kiin, which you’ll find in the heart of Nørrebro. And it’s well deserved. Kiin Kiin isn’t just a restaurant, it’s an experience, a place where every little detail is thought through.

PDR Reinwald’s Farvergade 15, 1463 Cph K; open Mon-Sat 14:00-24:00 (kitchen closes at 22:00); 3391 8289; fivecourse menu with wine 850kr, other dishes 75-215kr; www. reinwalds.dk Serving lunch and dinner, a director’s script-length of choices confronts you at Reinwald’s. It’s a who’s who of classic French and Frenchinspired Danish dishes as well as a monthly set menu. Any chef would be proud of this. SC 1. th.

Herluf Gade 9, Cph K; 3393 5770, 1th@1th.dk; 1,250kr per person; www.1th.dk 1. th. is a gourmet restaurant with a twist. Tucked away behind a hard-to-find door on the first floor to the right of a typical Copenhagen apartment, the restaurant is based around the concept of the dinner party with guests stepping into what appears to be a private apartment and then being utterly spoilt by their hosts. The monthly set menu costs 1,250kr and has a whopping ten courses, and you can tell them in advance of any food quirks you might have and they will personalise the menu for you. Terrific food, friendly and attentive service and a unique setting. CS

Cap Horn Nyhavn 21, Cph K; open Mon-Fri 10:00-00:00, Sat-Sun 09:00-00:00; 3312 8504; starters from 99kr, main courses from 139kr, desserts from 39kr; see www.caphorn.dk for special events Nyhavn, the old harbour, is an idyllic area of magic and hygge what the Danes like to say when referring to anything that is cosy, charming, or delightful: all qualities Cap Horn has in abundance. Its simple menu boasts a fine selection of organic, homemade Danish fare, with a touch of seasonal influence. There were two highlights: the veal, pumpkin, mushrooms and potatoes with amazing truffle sauce (a “best ever veal experience”) and the chocolate cake (“Oh My God”), which was possibly the best chocolate cake ever! MM BioMio Halmtorvet 19, 1700 Cph V; open daily 12:00-24:00 (later Fri and Sat), kitchen open 12:00-22:00; 3331 2000; starters 75kr, mains 135kr; www. biomio.dk Located in an old warehouse next to trendy Kødbyen, Bio Mio is certainly unusual for conservative Copenhagen. It’s stylish without being pretentious, fast enough that you don’t go crazy waiting for food, and loud enough that you can make a racket without anyone raising an eyebrow. JH SushiTreat Fox Jarmers Plads 3, Cph V; open Mon-Thu 16:30-22:00, Fri-Sat 16:30-24:00 with Club Treat from 22:00-02:00; 3338 7030 The SushiTreat restaurant at the Hotel Fox serves the best California-style sushi in the city, offers an impressive drinks and wine card, and has a completely unique atmosphere on Friday and Saturday nights when you can order sushi until 2am while listening to some of the city’s best DJs . MOC

Chinese Stir-Fry 500g chicken (sliced into strips) Chopped veg: spring onions, squash, broccoli, bok choy, green pepper, mushrooms, cabbage 1 1/ 2 tsp sesame oil 1/2 tsp minced garlic 1/2 tsp minced ginger 225 ml chicken broth 1 tbs soya sauce 1 tbs brown sugar 1/8 tsp tabasco 1/2 tsp salt 1/4 tsp pepper 1 1/ 2 tsp lemon or lime juice 1 1/ 2 tsp cornstarch 1 tbs rice wine or sherry HEAT THE sesame oil in a wok.

Add the ginger and garlic and stir-fry for 15-30 seconds over a medium heat to bring out the flavour.

Add the chicken broth, soya sauce, brown sugar, tabasco, salt,

Oysters & Grill Sjællandsgade 1B, 2200 Cph N; open Mon-Sat 17:30-24:00, Sun 12:00-21:00; oysters cost 15-35kr each, main courses cost 135-185kr; 7020 6171; www.cofoco.dk Oysters & Grill is not rocket science, yet it gives diners in Copenhagen access to fresh and delicious food at reasonable prices with an emphasis on seafood, fish and meats, which are prepared simply and flavourfully.

NA Thai Flavours Vesterbrogade 30, Cph V; open Sun-Thu 12:00-23:00, Fri-Sat 12:00-23:30; Starters 60kr, mains 100kr; 3331 3170, thaiflavours30@gmail.com; www.thaiflavours.dk A worthy exponent of the Thai kitchen has opened recently in Vesterbro, just one block from the Planetarium and the lakes.

The utterly unpretentious yet stylish Thai Flavours has a hospitable and authentic atmosphere and walls that let you breathe.

KRG Saga Queen Havnegade 31, Cph K (near Nyhavn); sails twice Thu-Sat at 13:00 (lunch ) & 19:00 (dinner); reservations 4675 6460 & info@sagaqueen.dk; www. sagaqueen.dk The city’s only restaurant cruise ship, the Saga Queen offers a two-hour lunch cruise and a three-hour dinner cruise. Every table has a wonderful window view, and there’s a choice of set menus. Sometimes a meal can feel like an eternity, but here the time passed by quickly and pleasurably as we enjoyed a feast for both our eyes and our very satisfied stomachs. JC Brasserie Degas Trommesalen 5, Cph V; 3322 2826; see www.brasseriedegas.dk for more info If you like macarons, this is the place to get them. The brasserie also serves main courses like fried duck breast with wild mushrooms. TDF

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pepper, and lemon juice. Bring just to a boil, stirring.

Dissolve the corn starch in the wine and whisk into the sauce.

Heat until the sauce thickens and reaches a full boil. Simmer for 30 seconds. Set sauce aside.

In the same wok, add chopped onion and sizzle for a minute.

Then add the chicken. Move the meat around in the wok for about 3-5 minutes.

Meanwhile, separate veggies into 2 bowls: one for hard veggies, one for delicate leafy veggies.

Add crunchy veggies to wok first. Very hard veggies should be allowed to cook until slightly soft.

You may want to steam very hard veggies (like broccoli stalks) in the microwave for a minute before adding them.

Add delicate veggies last. Mix in with meat and pre-prepared sauce. Stir for 3-5 minutes.

Serve hot with rice or noodles.

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Saxo Cafe Colbjørnsensgade 11, 1652 Cph V; open 11:00-23:00; 3888 8288, www.saxocafe.dk; Chinese buffet 128kr pp, dim sum dishes from 35kr Saxo’s menu is an eclectic and comforting mix of cultures, incorporating Thai, Chinese and Vietnamese buffets, Dim Sum and Vietnamese menus, and traditional Danish fare. With such a wide choice, it’s a great place to go as a group who can’t agree on a choice of cuisine. On our visit our favourites were the Dim Sums - particularly the steamed pork dumplings that are perfectly fluffy. AK Gold Prag Gothersgade 39, 1123 Cph K; open Tue-Wed 17:00-23:30; Thu-Sat 17:00-24:00; SunMon closed; appetisers from 19Kr, mains from 89kr; 3391 4712, www.goldprag.dk Gold Prag has a distinct Austrian, Hungarian, Czech and Polish heritage and lives in a time of its own. The main courses are substantial, honestly cooked and rich in taste and include Vienna schnitzel with baked new potatoes and coleslaw and chicken breast topped with apricots and cheese. There are also dumplings cooked in the Austrian way and delicious goulash among the many different servings to be had. All in all it is a rough and tumble sort of place that is elegantly primitive with charisma, heartiness and austerely excellent food that perfectly accompanies classic beers and wine. SC Restaurant Dalaman Vodroffsvej 15, Frederiksberg C; Open daily 16:0024:00; 3322 1231; threecourse menus 119kr, 139kr & 159kr pp; www.dalaman.dk Turkish restaurant Dalaman puts an emphasis on good food and customer satisfaction. It’s a haven for meat lovers and is popular among its clientele for the meaty mixed grill. AJ

Pubs The Irish Rover Strøget 46, Cph K; Open daily 10:00-late; www.irishrover.dk You won’t find a more child-friendly pub. From the fish and chip expat family nights at 17:00 on the last Friday of every month, to enjoying the Sunday roast (lamb, all the trimmings, just 99kr, kids portion for 58kr), they are always welcome. There’s live music ThursdaySunday (22:00-late), the kitchen is open from 10:00 until late every day - serving a burger meal with pint for just 120kr - the pub caters to all sports fans, there’s a pool table in their back room where you can smoke, and there’s an upstairs lounge area - the perfect place to relax with a view over Strøget. BH Brew Pub Vestergade 29, Cph K; open Mon-Thu 12:00-24:00, Fri-Sat 12:00-02:00, Sun closed; 3332 0060; www.brewpub.dk The menu is full of hearty, homely, yet inventive dishes featuring inspired use of the same ingredients that go into the brewing process.

Each dish is matched with one of Brew Pub’s own concoctions from the casks across the courtyard. AK Charlie’s Pilestræde 33, Cph K; open Mon 14:00-00:00, Tue-Wed 12:00-01:00, Thu-Sat 12:00-02:00, Sun 14:00-23:00; 40-50kr per pint; www.charlies.dk Serving up ales from microbreweries across the UK, in addition to continental beers and several ciders, this bar might be the best place in Copenhagen to sip the night away. EM Kennedy’s Irish Bar Gammel Kongevej 23, 1610 Cph V; Open Mon-Sun 12:00-02:00 It’s not an Irish pub. Instead it’s a pub owned by Irishmen, and there’s a big difference. It’s an authentic taste of what the Emerald Isle was like in the 1980s in a pub totally devoid of concepts, themes, and DIY Irish pub kits. Drop by at 17:00 on Fridays for the traditional Irish music sessions which are rapidly gaining in popularity. BH

Sankt Nikolai Restaurant & Pub Nikolajgade 18, Cph K; open Mon-Sat 16:00–00:00, Sun 13:00– 00:00; www.sanktnikolai.dk A friendly English boozer with great cask ale and cider, darts and pool (spanking new table), Englishthemed events (sign up for their monthly email), and splendid British grub (shepherd’s pie, beef and Yorkshire pud, fish and chips etc). The first Wednesday of every month is quiz night and the last Sunday ‘family day’ – a great occasion to let the blighters run riot. BH Southern Cross Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; open Sun-Thu 15:00-03:00, Sat-Sun 12:00-05:00; 3311 0939 This Aussie boozer has a lively darts board, a fortnightly quiz, a good sports atmosphere, and a happy hour until 8pm during which you can buy beers for just 30kr. JHW The Dubliner Amagertorv 5, Cph K; Open Mon-Sun 10:00-late It’s the perfect place for sports fans to mingle, or for live music, which it provides every day. It serves food from 10am to 10pm, and diners can find peace from the music and sport on a table overlooking the walking street, or on the first floor balcony overlooking Amagertorv. BH The Globe Nørregade 43-45, 1165 Cph K; Opening hours vary, until 03:00 Fri-Sat Friendly service and good value food make this the perfect city pub. If it’s company you want, try the main bar, or a private function, the second bar; seating-wise pull up a high chair, relax on cushioned benches or lord it as a bishop for the evening; or go genteel in the library - a great place to cheat in the fortnightly quiz. BH The Old English Pub Vesterbrogade 2B, 1620 Cph V; Open Sun-Thu 11:30-02:30, FriSat 11:30-04:30; 3332 1921; www. oldenglishpub.dk Facing Tivoli’s arches and just a stone’s throw from Strøget, it’s the ideal pit-stop on a tour of the city centre. LB

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The night is curling into position and a light fog oozes over the canal at Gl Strand. We open the cellar door to Cocks & Cows. The light is orange and the place is humming a concentrated but relaxed tune. A smiling waitress escorts us to our seats and hands us the cocktail menu. The interior matches the vibe and the location. Crimson leather covers the seats of the classic American diner booths, and the walls have been left raw and exposed.

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Just ten seconds after having decided which ‘cock’ to suck on while preparing our stomachs for the ‘cow’ to come, the waitress returns to take our order, and ‘zapp’, five minutes later we’ve got two tasty cocktails in front of us. Nice take-off.

I go for the ‘Old Fashioned’ – bourbon, sugar, bitter and (in this case) an orange twist. The orange zest suits the classic cocktail deliciously, and it doesn’t take long before a refill is required. Feeling a heatwave approaching, my date tries the Rangulum. The precise rum, sugar and lime blend instantaneously sends her away to a tropical island. The ‘cocks’ are fair priced – and they do a really good job.

By now we are slightly tipsy and our stomachs are ready to ‘get some’. Again the waitress is like a Jedi knight feeling the will of the customers. She arrives exactly when we’ve decided what to get. Smiles, notes, checks the drinks and breezes away again.

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Ted (15)

Dir: Seth MacFarlane; US comedy, 2012, 106 mins; Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane, Joel McHale, Giovanni Ribisi

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ITH A host of high profile animated TV comedies under his belt – Family Guy, The Cleveland Show and American Dad! – Seth MacFarlane has now also become the latest adult animator to make the transition to featurelength filmmaking. South Park’s Trey Parker started the trend with Cannibal! The Musical, Matt Groening’s The Simpsons Movie followed suit, and Beavis and Butthead and King of the Hill creator Mike Judge now has three live-action features to his name.

MacFarlane’s Ted is the story of a triangular love affair between 35-year-old John (Wahlberg), his acerbic, potty-mouthed talking bear Ted (voiced by Macfarlane himself ), and John’s long-suffering girlfriend Lori, played by Mila Kunis of Black Swan fame. A tale of Peter Pan-esque protracted male adolescence and ‘bro-versus-ho’ ethics – the subjects of seemingly every American screen comedy of the 21st century – this is a film that squarely relies on the comic potential of random flotsam and jetsam pop culture, tongue-incheek offensiveness and state-of-theart foul-mouthed puppet humour. As with much of MacFarlane’s work, it is devoid of any trace of sophistication or finesse, and is fitfully amusing thanks only to the occasional deadpan shock-value jokes offered by Mark Wahlberg’s crooked straightman performance.

The silliness begins in Boston in

Calm down boys, we’ll give you an extra star for the comedic value of Wahlberg’s massive nostrils alone

the 1980s, as eight-year-old John Bennett wishes on a star for his teddy bear to come to life, and miraculously finds that his wish has been granted.

Fast-forward 27 years, and John is still living with his animated bear in an elongated adolescent bachelorhood. Following a rollercoaster ride of fleeting fame and then public rejection, Ted has become a jaded, lazy layabout of a bear with a penchant for pot and prostitutes, all of which makes John’s girlfriend eager to see the bear ditched for her particular brand of stuffiness. She delivers an ultimatum to John that forces Ted to

find a place of his own and take a job in a supermarket. What follows is a series of highly inane plotlines whereby John predictably makes a mess of his relationship, the bear tries to reunite the pair but gets kidnapped, and this particular reviewer finds himself wishing he were an inanimate object with eyes made of glass, foam stuffed in his ears and a mouth firmly sewn up so as to avoid seeing, hearing or speaking of how this evil might end.

MacFarlane has thus principally used the licence afforded by caricature and cartoon to satisfy his penchant

for triviality and vulgarity, and despite his huge success with audiences, or perhaps because of it, he has never managed to garnish the level of critical consideration of Parker, Groening or Matt Stone, precisely because he is not a dedicated satirist. He is instead the quintessential, much-endeared and comforting class clown, and as such he has tapped into the American psyche in much the same way as a well-worn and much-loved teddy bear might do. He relates to pop culture with an unashamed lack of criticism, studding his work with nonsequitur references, relying time and

time again on punchlines in which the reference is the sum total of the joke, and thus gratifying the viewer for sharing his nerdy, smirking, Generation X insider knowledge.

There are saving graces here though, not least with regards to the depiction of the fickle nature of fame, the desire to cling to adolescence and the film’s unilateral and unswerving irreverence to pop culture and cuddly loutishness, but until MacFarlane sheds his security blanket and his smug, self-congratulatory attitude, he will remain a bear without a bite.

Check it out Buster: movies for minors Buster Film Festival For children and youths 13-23 Septmeber Various locations 15kr per film www.buster.dk

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ELL YOUR kids to forget all about Cannes, Tribeca or Toronto, because the most exciting film festival for children is once again coming to Copenhagen. Next week Buster Film Festival will be screening over 120 films from around the world, including feature films, shorts and documentaries – all for young audiences.

With a focus on providing insight into other cultures found both within Denmark and abroad, the festival will feature films from the US, Belgium, France, Japan, Equador, Canada and India, as well as Denmark.

In addition to the cinematic screenings, which will be held in cinemas, museums, culture houses and even Copenhagen Zoo, Buster will be hosting a wide range of workshops that will give kids a chance to explore different aspects of filmmaking for themselves. Whether you have the next Steven Spielberg or maybe a Meryl Streep hiding in your family, there will be something for everyone with

workshops in 3D-animation, film scenography, foley-work and acting classes.

Although those films with an under 10 rating will be dubbed to Danish, all movies with a 13+ rating will be in their original language with English subtitles.

TOP PICKS: 17 Girls (14) Palads; Fri Sep 14, 10:00, Mon Sep 17, 12:15; Tue Sep 18, 12:15

This French drama follows a group of teenage girls who make the choice to get pregnant at the same time. Based on a true story, directors Delphine and Muriel Coulin chronicle how a

little town in Northern France copes with suddenly having 17 pregnant teenagers on their hands.

Bully (14) Palads; Fri Sep 14, 12:30 Grand Teatret; Tue Sep 18, 10:15

Lee Hirsch’s critically acclaimed 2011 documentary chronicles the ever-growing problem of bullying within American schools. Following both the bullies and their victims, the film sheds light on how detrimental the cycle of bullying is for both children and their families.

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Book Your Tickets Brave (7) Dir: Mark Andrews & Brenda Chapman; US animation, 2012, 100 mins; Kelly Macdonald, Billy Connolly, Emma Thompson, Julie Walters With subtle echoes of the Brother’s Grimm and a heroine that recalls both Mulan and Ronia the Robber’s Daughter, Brave is a surprisingly funny yet serious tale about identity, fate, tradition and a troubled mother-daughter relationship. KG

The Dark Knight Rises (11) Dir: Christopher Nolan; US action, 2012, 165 mins; Christian Bale, Tom Hardy, Gary Oldman, Marion Cotillard, Anne Hathaway With the arrival of Bane (Hardy), a terrorist hell-bent on ‘liberating’ Gotham before reducing it to rubble, Batman (Bale) is forced out of exile to once again take on the role as Gotham’s Dark Knight. Nolan retains the delicate balance of building a credible reality while remaining respectful to the comic book origins, and as he departs from the Batman franchise, he leaves his reputation as a master filmmaker and the general state of comic book cinema in the best shape they’ve ever been. MW

Martha Marcy May Marlene (15) Dir: Sean Durkin; US thriller, 2011, 112 mins; Elizabeth Olsen, Sarah Paulsen

Watch a brilliantly underplayed Olsen give her debut in this instant cult-status masterpiece directed by Sean Durkin. When Martha (Olsen) escapes from a hippie cult and finds her way back to her sister, her recovery is neither simple nor swift. It will leave you questioning the level of manipulation we all tolerate in our everyday lives. MW

Avoid like the Plague The Bourne Legacy (15) Dir: Tony Gilroy; US action, 2012, 135 mins; Jeremy Renner, Edward Norton, Rachel Weisz, Stacey Keach When a ten-year-old passport photo has the second most screen-time after the lead actor, the film holds little promise. No other franchise entry works this hard to justify its own existence, the irony being that a decent action film is justified by decent action – of which Bourne Legacy has little. AS

Total Recall (11) Dir: Len Wiseman; US/Can sci-fi/action, 2012, 121 mins, Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Bryan Cranston, Bill Nighy This grossly miscast sci-fi reboot is a soulless affair with a handful of neat visual ideas that are inconsistently executed by a director who, by aping giants like Ridley Scott and Steven Spielberg, only succeeds in placing emphasis on his own inadequacies. MW

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (15) Dir: Timur Bekmambetov; US fantasy/horror, 2012, 105 mins; Benjamin Walker, Dominic Cooper, Anthony Mackie, Mary Elizabeth Winstead This so-called film is nothing but a thinly veiled marketing fad from Hollywood’s whoremongers, a stick of quick-melting chewing gum for an ADD generation. Avoid at all costs. AS

The Watch (15)

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La Délicatesse (7)

Dir: Akiva Schaffer; US comedy, 2012, 102 mins; Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Ayoade, Rosemary DeWitt Taking its dude-ensemble cues from the comparable Horrible Bosses, this plethora of cookiecutter gags has absolutely no substance, but funny is not necessarily about substance.

It’s about letting go as well. Do that and you will laugh – and more than a few times. KG

Dir: Simon West; US Action, 2012, 103 mins; Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis, Big Arnie Sly Stallone and other compatriots from the 2010 film The Expendables return for the 2012 sequel, joined by an even more star-studded cast of action movie legends.

If you want to see old Hollywood heroes tear up the town in a fastpaced, shoot-em-dead flick loaded with its share of wry humour, make The Expendables 2 your choice this weekend. Just don’t expect much more than that. HB

Dir: David Foenkinos & Stéphane Foenkinos; Fra romance, 2012, 108 mins; Audrey Tautou, Francois Damiens Despite some shining moments, including an excellent leading man and a tastefully underused Parisian backdrop, this French rom-com remains above average but not outstanding. Audrey Tautou is her usual self, looking confused and exhausted most of the time, while other actors are criminally underused. FP

Step Up: Revolution (7) Dir: Scott Speer; US romance, 2012, 103 mins; Adam G Sevani, Chadd Smith, Kathryn McCormick, Ryan Guzman The fourth installment of the Step Up franchise is exactly what you would expect it to be – a bombastic dance show interrupted sporadically with godawful acting, cringeworthy dialogue and a ridiculous plot. LL

Also Playing Ai WeiWei: Never Sorry (15) Dir: Alison Klayman; US doc, 2012, 92 mins Though Klayman superficially skims several potentially fascinating topics, but the film’s accessibility and immediacy make up for most analytical shortcomings. AS

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Magic Mike (15) Dir: Steven Soderbergh; US comedy, 2012, 110 mins; Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Mathew McConaughey Despite some impressive dance sequences and a star director behind the camera, there’s only so much you can accomplish with a story about male strippers ... and it’s not much. LD

Albert Nobbs(7) Dir: Rodrigo Garcia; UK/ Ireland drama, 2012, 113 mins; Glenn Close, John Banville, Mia Wasikowska, Aaron Johnson, Brendan Gleeson Though Glenn Close shines in the title role, the conventional structure and didactic plot will leave you counting the minutes while hoping to be surprised before events unfold, all too often, as predicted. Albert Nobbs is not without an audience, but it’s far more likely to find it on primetime television than in selected cinemas. MW

Take This Waltz (11) Dir: Sarah Polley; Can romance, 2011, 116 mins; Michelle Williams, Seth Rogan, Luke Kirby, Sarah Silverman This cute hipster romcom is gorgeously shot and skillfully acted, though not quite cute enough to forgive the cringeworthy cookie cutter title. KG

To Rome with Love (3) Dir: Woody Allen; US/ Ita comedy, 2012, 102 mins; Woody Allen, Alison Pill, Judy Davis, Jesse Eisenberg, Alec Baldwin, Penelope Cruz, Ellen Page, Roberto Benigni This film may not be a reinvention of the Woody wheel, but compared with most romcoms out this summer, it is almost a masterpiece. MW

Weekend (11) Dir: Andrew Haigh; UK drama, 2011, 96 mins; Tom Cullen, Chris New, Jonathan Race, Laura Freeman Haigh’s second feature moves away from the potential pigeonholing of gay-themed cinema and towards a universal terrain of desire, hope and disappointment.

It occasionally edges towards the clichés of romantic comedy, however the director deftly steers clear of a crowd-pleasing easy-option resolution, and keeps the film rooted in reality as apposed to being larger than life. AS

The Amazing Spider-Man (11) Dir: Marc Webb; US action, 2012, 136 mins; Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Martin Sheen, Sally Field Webb’s reinterpretation of Spider-Man is a little premature, but the movie holds its own with a fresh script and a talented cast.

Here’s a Spider-Man the girls will actually want to sleep with! LD

PROGRAMME: THURSDAY 6 SEPTEMBER - WEDNESDAY 12 SEPTEMBER 2012 All times are subject to change PALADS without notice; consult Axeltorv 9, Cph K; 7013 1211 www.kino.dk for confirmation. 21 Jump Street (11) 18:50 Abraham Lincoln: Vampire KINOPALÆET Klampenborgvej 215 A, Lyngby Hunter 2D (15) 19:10-21:40 Albert Nobbs (7) The Amazing Spider-Man 2D 21:30 (11) The Bourne Legacy (15) 10:00-12:30-12:45-15:30-14:4012:30-15:20-18:30-21:20 18:30-20:45 Brave (7) 12:30-14:40-16:50-19:10-21:25 The Bourne Legacy (15) 10:00-12:45-15:40-18:30-21:20 The Dark Knight Rises (11) Brave 3D (7) 12:00-15:20-18:15-21:10 12:00-14:10-16:20-18:30-21:00 The Expendables 2 (15) 12:00-14:20-16:45-18:45-21:00 The Dark Knight Rises (11) 12:00-15:20-19:30-21:10 Magic Mike (15) 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:30 The Dictator (11) 14:20-16:30-18:40-21:20 To Rome with Love (3) The Expendables 2 (15) 19:00 12:00-14:15-16:30-19:00-21:30 Step Up: Revolution (7) LOL (3) 19:00-21:20 19:00 Total Recall (11) Magic Mike (15) 18:45-21:20 11:30-13:50-16:20-19:00-21:20 Ted (11) Men in Black III 2D (11) 12:00-14:20-16:40-18:30-21:00 21:30 The Watch (15) Prometheus 2D (15) 21:30 21:20 Snow White and the VESTER VOV VOV Huntsman (11) Abalonsgade 5, Cph V, 3324 4200 18:30 Ai WeiWei: Never Sorry (15) Step Up: Revolution (7) 14:30-17:50-19:30 12:10-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:20

Ted (11) 11:30-14:00-16:30-19:10-21:40 Total Recall (11) 10:00-12:45-15:30-18:50-21:30 The Watch (15) 12:00-14:20-16:40-18:40-21:00

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TV3 Puls, Tue 22:00

SO HBO is launching its own Nordic channel. Makes sense as the US makes all the decent drama series.

Two of these, Boardwalk Empire and Dexter (TV3 Puls, Thu 22:00), are back for their second and sixth seasons, just weeks before their brand new series debut in the US and on our computer screens.

While Boardwalk continues to be top-notch and very possibly the best period drama ever, Dexter has hit a rut after four extremely entertaining series and a fifth that was only so-so. Still, both series finish with absolute sledgehammers, while the penultimate episode of Boardwalk was the finest this reviewer had seen since ‘Pine Barrens’ from series three of The Sopranos.

Goes without saying we’re not going to tell you what they’re about.

If you consider yourself a fan of quality TV and aren’t squeamish, then you have to see them. They’re proof that TV has been kicking cinema’s behind for a decade.

Also back for new series are Mad Men (TV3 Puls, Wed 22:00) and Merlin (SV2, Sat 18:15), while Inside Men (SV1, Sat 21:30) is a relatively acclaimed British miniseries, but its plot premise – a robbery committed by colleagues at work – is as tired a format as reality TV singing contests.

Shagging can get boring as well.

Ask British stand-up Jeff Leach, 27, the subject of the BBC’s Confessions of a Sex Addict, who is trying to curb his Don Juan instincts and settle down. If he really wanted to succeed, he’d cut the ‘A’ from his surname – that would warn them off.

Yeah, quicker than the sound of Ronald Reagan singing. Fortunately, the acclaimed 2011 doc Reagan (SV1, Tue 22:00 & DRK, Sun 15:35) focuses on the highs and lows of his political career, like how he won the Cold War and once claimed “trees cause more pollution than automobiles”.

TV3 Puls, Tue 22:00 Boardwalk Empire season two Elsewhere, get your flags out for Last Night of the Proms (DRK, Sat 20:30); Alt for Danmark (K5, ep1: Sat 19:00, ep2: Mon 20:50) sees Americans compete against each other for a chance to meet their Danish relatives (worst prize ever?); and following the trend of interactive series, if you can join the dots of The Hunt for Mubarak’s Millions (BBC World, Sun 22:10) you could win a zillion billion quid.

BEN HAMILTON TV2, Sun 23:35 Confessions of a Sex Addict

TV3+, Sun 22:00 NFL: Green Bay Packers vs San Francisco 49ers

FILM O THE W F EEK

SV2, Fri 23:35 Chéri

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17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote (US crime series, 1986) 21:40-23:05 Hancock (US action, 2008) Will Smith 23:05-01:40 The Big Red One: The Reconstruction (US drama, 1980)

19:05-20:00 James May’s Toy Stories (UK doc series, 2009) 20:00-21:25 Matador (Dan drama, 1978) Jørgen Buckhøj 23:10-00:50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (UK crime series, 2000) David Suchet

19:10-20:00 Nature’s Great Events (UK nature series, 2009) 21:45-23:15 Vera (UK crime series, 2012) Brenda Blethyn

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-23:20 Whitechapel (UK thriller series, 2008) Rupert Penry-Jones, Philip Davis 23:20-00:20 Accused (UK drama series, 2010)

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-23:30 Line of Duty (UK crime series, 2012) 23:40-00:50 Rebus (UK crime series, 2007) Ken Stott

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-00:00 Agatha Christie’s Marple (UK crime series, 2010) Julia McKenzie

17:55-18:40 Paul Merton’s Adventures (UK travel series, 2011) 18:40-19:05 The Daily Show 19:05-20:00 Sherlock Holmes (UK crime series, 1986) 20:00-21:30 The Matador (US com, 2005) Pierce Brosnan

18:40-19:30 Hugh’s Chicken Run (UK doc, 2008)

20:00-20:30 Food Factory (UK food series, 2012) 21:00-21:45 Scott & Bailey (UK crime series, 2011) 21:45-22:00 River Cottage 23:30-00:25 America in Primetime (US doc series, 2011)

17:55-18:40 Paul Merton’s Adventure 18:40-19:05 The Daily Show 19:05-20:00 Voyages of Construction (UK science doc, 2010) 20:30-20:40 River Cottage 23:00-23:50 China - Triumph and Turmoil (UK doc series, 2012)

17:55-18:45 Atom (UK science series, 2007) 18:45-19:05 The Daily Show 19:05-20:00 Voyages of Construction (UK science doc, 2010) 20:55-22:30 Valentino: The Last Emperor (US doc, 2008)

17:55-18:45 Atom 19:05-20:00 Voyages of Construction 23:00-00:00 Sex, Death and the Gods (UK doc, 2011)

17:55-18:45 Atom 19:10-20:00 Orbit - Earth’s Extraordinary Journey (UK science series, 2011) 20:45-22:30 Waking the Dead (UK crime series, 2011) Trevor Eve

22:40-00:25 Whiteout (US thriller, 2009) Kate Beckinsale

20:00-22:15 2014 World Cup qualifier: Denmark vs Czech Republic 22:40-00:25 Eastern Promises (US thriller, 2007) Viggo Mortensen, Naomi Watts

20:00-20:50 Lie to Me (US crime series, 2010) Tim Roth 23:35-00:20 Confessions of a Sex Addict (UK doc, 2012)

17:05-18:00 Friends 22:30-23:25 Embarrassing Bodies (UK doc series, 2012) 23:25-00:15 Million Dollar Listing (US doc series, 2005)

17:05-18:00 Friends 22:30-23:30 9/11: The Firemen’s Story (US doc, 2011) 23:30-01:05 9/11: State of Emergency (US doc, 2010)

17:05-18:00 Friends 20:35-21:25 Embarrassing Fat Bodies (UK reality series, 2011) 22:30-23:25 Embarrassing Bodies 23:25-00:15 Million Dollar Listing

17:05-18:00 Friends 22:30-23:25 Embarrassing Bodies 23:25-00:15 Million Dollar Listing

18:10-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-20:00 Friends

18:10-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-20:00 Friends

11:30-20:00 Castle (US crime series, 2011) season four

18:05-18:55 King of Queens 18:55-19:50 Friends 19:50-20:55 Californication (US com series, 2009)

18:05-18:55 King of Queens 18:55-19:50 Friends 19:50-20:55 Californication 21:00-21:50 Suburgatory (US com series, 2011) Jane Levy 22:25-23:10 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow 23:10-00:00 Stand-up Live at Apollo

18:05-18:55 King of Queens 18:55-19:50 Friends 19:50-20:55 Californication 22:30-23:10 Saturday Night Live (US com program, 2011) 23:20-00:05 Stand-up Live at Apollo

18:05-18:55 King of Queens 18:55-19:50 Friends 19:50-20:55 Californication 23:55-00:40 Stand-up Live at Apollo

17:00-18:00 NCIS 20:00-21:00 NCIS 22:00-00:45 Inside Man (US action, 2006) Denzel Washington

21:00-23:10 The Wedding Planner (US romcom, 2001) Jennifer Lopez 23:10-01:00 Relative Strangers (US com, 2006) Danny DeVito

21:00-23:00 The Wolfman (US drama, 2010) Anthony Hopkins 23:00-00:00 How I met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 23:45-00:45 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 21:00-22:00 Gordon Behind Bars (UK reality show, 2011) 23:45-00:45 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 23:45-00:45 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 23:45-00:45 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-21:20 Back to the Future (US com, 1985) Michael J Fox 21:20-23:25 The Simpsons 23:25-00:25 Blue Mountain State (US com series, 2010)

13:55-15:15 Formula 1: Italian Grand Prix - Qualifying 17:00-19:00 Back to the Future 2 (US com, 1989) Michael J Fox 19:00-22:00 Speedway: FIM Scandinavian Speedway Grand Prix

12:30-16:30 Formula 1: Italian Grand Prix 18:40-21:00 Back to the Future 3 (US com, 1990) Michael J Fox 21:00-22:00 Top Gear 22:00-02:30 NFL: Green Bay Packers vs San Francisco 49ers

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:00-22:00 Anger Management 22:00-00:10 Wanted (US thriller, 2008) James McAvoy

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:00-23:00 The Cable Guy (US com, 1996) Jim Carrey 23:00-00:50 Ali G Indahouse (UK com, 2002) Sacha Baron Cohen

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:00-22:55 Paul Blart: Mall Cop (US com, 2009) Kevin James 22:55-00:45 Mr. Bean’s Holiday (UK com, 2007) Rowan Atkinson

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:05 How I Met Your Mother 21:05-22:55 Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (US com, 2006) Jack Black 22:55-00:55 Step Brothers (US com, 2008) Will Ferrell

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 Tourettes: I Swear I Can Sing (UK doc, 2011) 21:00-21:30 Secrets of Aspen (US doc-soap) 21:30-23:25 A Walk to Remember (US rom, 2002) Mandy Moore

17:00-18:00 Trinny and Susannah’s Makeover Mission - Australia 18:00-19:00 Hart of Dixie (US drama series, 2011) 20:00-21:00 Babies Behind Bars (US doc series) 21:00-23:15 Playing by Heart (US drama, 1998)

17:45-19:00 Jono: Love Me, Love My Face (UK doc) 23:00-23:55 The Biggest Loser (US reality show) 23:55-00:55 Babies Behind Bars

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 Grey’s Anatomy 21:00-21:55 Private Practice 21:55-22:55 House 22:55-23:50 Hopkins (US doc series, 2008) 23:50-00:45 Grey’s Anatomy

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 22:00-23:00 Turtle Boy (UK doc)

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 Trinny and Susannah’s makeover mission - Australia 21:00-22:40 Over Her Dead Body (US romcom, 2006) Eva Longoria 22:40-23:35 Grey’s Anatomy

17:00-19:00 Ghost Whisperer (US drama series) 19:00-20:00 Numb3rs (US crime series) 20:00-21:00 CSI 21:30-00:00 The Hurt Locker (US drama, 2010) Jeremy Renner

18:00-19:00 Numb3rs 19:00-20:00 Alt for Danmark - ep1 20:00-21:40 Wedding Daze (US com, 2006) Jason Biggs 21:40-00:15 The Rock (US action, 1996) Sean Connery

21:00-22:55 CSI 23:55-00:55 Criminal Minds 00:55-02:35 Alien Raiders (US scifi, 2008) Carlos Bernard

21:00-22:00 Alt for Danmark - ep2 22:50-00:30 Criminal Minds

20:00-21:00 CSI 21:00-22:40 From Paris with Love (US action, 2010) John Travolta 22:40-23:35 Prime Suspect (US series) 23:35-00:30 Criminal Minds

21:00-21:55 Criminal Minds 21:55-22:55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 22:55-00:45 Criminal Minds

20:00-21:00 CSI 21:00-23:10 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (US action, 1984) Harrison Ford