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The year that was A light-hearted look back at local happenings in 2009

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Editor’s Note: Due to the

heavy volume of fee-based New Year’s Eve offerings at bars, clubs and restaurants around town, Week at a Glance this week focuses on more publicly accessible events. For details on indoor New Year’s Eve festivities, please consult the ads in this issue, which reflect a wide range of entertainment options, as well as our New Year’s Eve concert roundup on page 24.

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Wednesday Skatefest

What: Get a taste of winter

fun ice skating at the Civic Center.

When: 12/30-1/3, 10am10pm Where: Savannah Civic Center Info: www.savannahcivic. com Cost: $7

Abraham Lincoln: A Man of His Time, A Man for All Times

What: A national traveling

exhibition organized by the Gilder Lehrman Institute of American History. Look beyond the myth by viewing the man through his own words in speeches, letters, and proclamations.

When: Wed. Dec. 30, Thu. Dec. 31, Fri. Jan. 1, Sat. Jan. 2, Sun. Jan. 3, Mon. Jan. 4, Tue. Jan. 5 Where: Southwest Chatham Library, Rio Road at Shawnee St. , Cost: Free Info: 912-925-8305.

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Family Campfire Night

What: Stories, stargazing, S’mores and nocturnal animals. Preregister at 395-1500.

When: Jan. 2, 6:30-9:30 p.m.

Where: Oatland Island Wildlife Center Cost: Friends of Oatland members, $15 adults/$7 kids, non-members $20 adults/$12 kids

Thursday

City Market New Year’s Eve Celebration What: Celebrate at this big

outdoor party featuring live music and a midnight balloon drop.

When: Thu. Dec. 31, 9 p.m.

Where: City Market Cost: Free

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Friday Polar Bear Plunge

What: Ring in the new year with a cold dip in the ocean. Things are changing this year, and registration will be required. Proceeds benefit nursing scholarship program.

When: Fri. Jan. 1, noon Where: Tybee Island Pier Cost: $30

Live Music: The Tams

What: Ring in the new year

with a performance by Motown legends The Tams

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of this week’s music go to: soundboard.

explores fundamentals.

When: 9 a.m. Mon. Jan. 4, ends Fri. Jan. 8 Where: Liberty Tax Service, 6821 Waters Ave. Cost: Free, small book fee Info: www.libertytax.com

A photo from a recent Polar Bear Plunge on Tybee; this year’s edition raises funds for a nursing scholarship at Armstrong Atlantic State University and local favorite Randy “Hatman” Smith.

When: Fri. Jan. 1, 1-6:30 p.m.

Where: Tybee Pavillion Cost: Free Info: 912-786-5444. http:// www.tybeevisit.com/

Comedy Revue

What: An evening of

comedy featuring a mix of local talent, including Phil Keeling, Tom Parrish, Chris Soucy and Sarah Swafford, along with special guests.

When: Fri. Jan. 1, 8 p.m.

Where: Bay St. Theater/ Club One, 1 Jefferson St. , Cost: $5

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Saturday Beach In Winter

What: Join a Wilderness

Southeast naturalist guide for a close look at the mysteries and dynamics of our wide, flat beaches.

Reservations required.

When: Sat. Jan. 2, 2-4 p.m.

Where: Wilderness Southeast Cost: $20/person, $10/children under 12 Info: 912-236-8115. http:// www.wilderness-southeast.org/

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Wednesday

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Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century (Italy, 1977)

What: One of the all-time

most hilariously bad movies, this low budget rip-off of Dino De Laurentis’ late70s remake of King Kong is recommended for fans of Ed Wood-caliber cinematic train wrecks.

When: Wed. Jan. 6, 8 p.m.

Where: Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. Cost: $5, all ages

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New Year’s Eve Fireworks

in the new year with a bang down on River Street.

Dec. 31, 11:59 p.m.

Where: River Street Cost: Free and open to the public Info: http://www.riverstreetsavannah.com/ When: Thu.

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New Year’s Eve Fireworks

What: Bring in the new year with a bang out on Tybee.

When: Thu. Dec. 31, 11:59 p.m.

Where: Tybee Island Pier

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Monday

welcome the New Year featuring gospel artist 21:03.

When: Thu. Dec. 31, 9 p.m.

Where: Jonesville Baptist Church, 5201 Montgomery St.

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Never again in 2010

by Jim Morekis | jim@connectsavannah.com

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Matt 7 Community: Roher of Cha

Bella is one of the drivers of the new organic “farmbox” movement. by patrick rodgers

year in review:

12 All local, all the

time, we ring out 2009 in style. from staff reports

08 Hear & Now 09 Blotter 10 Straight Dope 11 News of the Weird

As anyone knows who’s seen me maniacally cleaning out my office any given December, I’m a strong believer in using the new year for new beginnings.

So in that spirit — and in the spirit of this week’s special Savannah Year in Review issue (which includes a roundup story on New Year’s Eve concerts) – here’s my list of things I don’t want to see or hear again in 2010: Saying phone numbers super fast. It’s all the rage among the kewl kidz to blurt out their cell number in the same time it takes for an electron to orbit an atomic nucleus. Unfortunately, the human brain cannot process information in a tiny fraction of a nanosecond. Slow. Down.

You’re a hipster — how busy can you be?

Ruining ‘I’m Shipping Up to Boston.’ Yes, the Dropkick Murphys are possibly the best active American band. Yes, the scene in The Departed where their “I’m Shipping Up to Boston” plays in the background is one of the coolest scenes in one of the coolest movies ever.

No, that doesn’t mean every televised sporting event in New England should use it as a lead-in.

Fake Libertarians. Most of my Republican Facebook friends have changed their profiles to read “Libertarian.” Some of them apparently never heard of that Bush fellow, nor did they vote for him twice, enthusiastically. Come out of the closet, guys, and be true to yourselves!

Besides, we all know the real definition of a Libertarian: A Republican who smokes weed.

Fake Apologies: Saying you’re “sorry if anyone was offended” isn’t an apology, it’s a passive/aggressive copout that makes things worse.

Evolution vs. Religion. For my devout friends who say the theory of evolution is counter to God’s plan, I have a riddle: If God is as all–powerful and all–knowing as you say He is — and I don’t disagree — then isn’t He capable of creating a world in which evolution exists and operates according to His plan? Conversely, if He is incapable of creating a world in which evolution exists and operates, then He is neither all–powerful nor all–knowing, correct?

I’ve posed this conundrum to many religious people whom I respect over the years, and have yet to get a single cogent answer. Still waiting if anyone wants to take a shot. Until then, maybe we should give it a rest?

‘Under the bus.’ This year’s answer to “at the end of the day,” i.e., a mindlessly repeated stock phrase which lost its meaning with overuse.

“Throwing someone under the bus” means letting someone else take the blame so that you can get ahead. It does not mean “disagree with” or “argue with.” Let’s throw “under the bus” under the bus!

Hanging everything you own on a lanyard around your neck while wearing pants with huge pockets. Fashion is weird.

Deer hunting on TV. I’m not anti–hunting.

But you can’t channel–surf anymore without seeing a couple of white dudes in camo riddling Bambi with bullets or arrows or both.

I’m OK with venison and I’m OK with Full Metal Jacket, but not both at the same time.

Just call in an airstrike and be done with it and let me watch some football.

2012 hype. Who predicted the world would end in 2012? The Mayans — the same bunch who practiced human sacrifice, flattened their babies’ heads because they thought it looked good, invented the wheel but only used it on children’s toys, and destroyed their own civilization by deforesting the entire Yucatan peninsula. Not the most credible source.

Anonymity. It’s only fair that I have my name and photo plastered on all my opinions in the newspaper. But it’s definitely unfair that any nimrod on the internet can say any crazy thing they want about anybody and remain unknown and unaccountable. (Fair warning: I’m a pretty good detective and 2010 is my year for naming names.)

At the end of the day, that’s a pretty good starter list. I’m truly sorry if anyone was offended by anything I wrote — just don’t throw me under the bus. Happy New Year!

As an added bonus, below please enjoy our consensus pick for best scam e-mail of the year. As many of you know, I’m a collector and connoisseur of that creative genre of criminality often called the “Nigerian scam letter.”

This one, courtesy of my primo scam letter source, Jack Fitzgerald, is clearly the pick of the litter. Thanks, Jack, and keep ‘em coming! cs

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The best scam letter of 2009 & Drink: 26 Food Some great wine

deals to look forward to in 2010. by tim rutherford

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Editor, Please excuse this humble email if it offends your sensibilities, but I have no other means to contact you. I cannot talk on the telephone, so I did a search for your email address, which I found on the International Business Directorate Email Data Search. My name is Mrs. M Vandouf, I’m a 52 years old woman.

I am a widow who is dying of Esophageal cancer. I was married to Peterz Vandouf, an Executive of Shell Oil Company. We are both British people who worked in South Africa until he was killed.

Presently, I’m in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for Cancer in South Africa.

I have in a security firm the sum of 10,000,000 Pounds Sterling which my husband deposited before he died in a tragic automobile accident where he was killed instantly. Because my doctors informed that I have several weeks to live I must find a good Godfearing person who will see that my money is used for the benefit of the less privileged like homeless orphans and motherless babies.

I have decided to seek your help in carrying out my last wishes, I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only few weeks to live, It

is my last wish to see this money distributed.

My research says you are just the person I seek. Because you have been found so trustworthy, I will like you to keep 15% for yourselves and give the rest to worthy charity. Maybe you could start the Peterz Vandouf Foundation which will keep my husband name alive.

Because relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them.

Be rest assured that I will sign the necessary Probate Documents to make you the beneficiary. I will also ask a friend, hospital, attendant, Mr. Makolo to discuss

with you since I can no longer talk or lost my vocal system to give you the details and finance company where the money was deposited to avoid delay in receiving the money now that I am still alive.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the security company in South Africa/ Germany and I will send authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of the money in the finance company that is if you assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.

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Be Bless as you reply positively, Mrs M. Vandouf

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Thinking inside the box

Farm Box programs have Savannah’s local food movement packed up and ready to go If your New Year’s resolution is to eat healthier or reduce your carbon footprint, then a couple of local businesses might be able to help you achieve your goal.

The solution is organic farm boxes, and the new programs are shaping up to be the next phase in the local food movement that has been growing in popularity across the city thanks to a bumper crop of farmer’s markets and restaurants using local ingredients.

Polk’s Market started their box program in May, offering up a variety of fruits and veggies along with other items like coffee, granola and other organic treats.

“It really helps people if they buy them all in one package deal and then have their week’s worth of fruits and vegetables,” explains Diane Polk.

“There’s no brain cells needed to figure out what’s for dinner tonight.”

Customers sign up for the program and then can pick up their freshly prepared boxes every Thursday at the market.

“If you don’t like something that comes automatically in your box, we’ll let you trade it out for something that’s on our shelves,” Polk says.

To help people figure out how to use everything they get, even if it’s something they might not be familiar with, Polk also includes recipe ideas straight from her own kitchen.

Matt Roher, the local–food force

behind Cha Bella and Earth to Table Catering, has also just launched a farm box program that will deliver boxes to subscribers every week.

Included in their boxes, along with a bounty of organic produce and fresh bread from Cha Bella’s bakery, is a link to a Youtube video where Roher explains the contents of each box and offers up some quick recipe ideas so that the average cook won’t be afraid to try something new.

“We’re doing this quick little video recipe that goes out with every box,” says Roher. “I take some of these weird items — they’re not weird to me, but they might be weird to the common home cook — and I’ll just show them in a couple minutes.”

Although Savannah has seen a swell of support for farmer’s markets this year, Roher thinks the box programs will be even more popular, helping the consumers, the farmers and the environment all at the same time.

“We contract with [the farmers], they make one bulk delivery and then I make all the deliveries from there,” Roher explains. “You don’t have a thousand people all getting in cars and driving to the market...the carbon footprint is a drop in the bucket compared to what it

Everything you need for a week of organic goodness is in one cool box

takes for people to get that traditionally.”

From the supply side, the box programs make it easier for farmers as well.

It allows them additional assurance that their produce will have buyers, rather than transporting vegetables to a market where they might not sell all of what they have.

“Being at the market is a wonderful thing, I love meeting the customers who are going to eat the food, but there is a tremendous amount of time, energy and money to present food in those types of venues,” says Relinda Walker, who runs Walker Organic Farms in Sylvania and is Georgia’s only certified organic grower of Vidalia onions.

For Walker, one of the biggest challenges in growing organic produce is the delay between planting and harvesting, which is why she stopped selling to as many individual restaurants in favor of box programs and organic wholesalers.

“You have at least three months, depending on the season, but typically you might be six months away from delivering something that somebody wants,” she explains. “It’s very difficult. Everybody

wants beets, so you grow more beets the next year, but then they don’t want beets, they want rutabagas.”

The box programs are better because they are dealing with larger orders, and they aren’t as susceptible to quickly changing tastes.

“They have a six-month gamble, hoping that people will buy what they plant once it grows,” says Polk. “It’s a little bit of stability for them to know that people in the community are supporting them.”

And support does seem to be growing, both Polk and Roher reported that they’ve had a lot of interest in the box programs.

“This is not a new concept, to buy your food from the area,” Polk says. “We just became global so fast. Everybody needed to see what they could buy from the farthest away, but now everybody is turning back around and getting back to the basics.” cs For more information on Cha Bella’s Farm Box program email farmbox@cha–bella.com; for more info on Polk’s Farm Box program call 912–238–3032 or email dianejpolk@yahoo.com

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Those doggone New Year’s resolutions

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“Get outside more. Get some exercise. Give back to the community. Expand your social network.” Remember these old New Year’s Resolutions?

If a new approach is needed this year to address worn out goals, Mark Conway and his pals Sandman and Grace have the solution. Since early November, Conway has volunteered as a dog walker at the Humane Society of Savannah/Chatham County, spending an hour or two with his new buddies– several dozen dogs (including Sandman and Grace).

Walking leashed dogs on the loop path in front of the Humane Society’s building on Sally Mood Drive, taking dogs to run in the play yard, petting and holding some of the shelter’s kittens and cats –– it’s all part of the pet adoption agency’s plan to keep the animals happy, socialized and adoptable.

With 35 or more dogs needing at least two walks a day, there’s no way that the staff can do all of it, even though dog–walking is part of every employee’s job description. That’s where the volunteers come in.

“They’re very organized here,” said Conway on a visit last week. “This tells you all the critters’ names and where they’re located,” he said, running his finger down a wall grid labeled “Daily

Mark Conway with Sandman

Exercise Chart.”

“If they can go in a play group or not, and if they’ve been walked yet.”

Conway checked the list for dogs with “HB” next to their names, indicating that a dog is housebroken. “Walking these dogs is so important, to keep them housebroken,” he said.

“It makes them more desirable in the adoption process. It was one of those things that made me think, ‘They are so smart here.’ ” All the animals that are seen by the public have been deemed adoptable and will remain either at the shelter or in foster homes until permanent homes are found for them.

During last week’s visit, Sandman (a brindle whippet) lay on a blanket in the Humane Society reception area next to the copy machine. Tired out from a morning appearance on WTOC–TV, Sandman was unfazed by the active office traffic — the comings and goings of volunteers, families adopting dogs, and shelter staff. But when Conway turned up with a leash, Sandman was on his feet for a few trips around the walking path.

“I always do three loops,” said Conway, pausing to grab a biodegradable plastic poop bag from the “DogiPot,” a sanitary disposal station for the scooped poop that’s part of the dog walker’s duty.

“If you come here to walk a dog, you have to be willing to clean up after it,” said Conway.

After their walk, as Sandman and Conway trotted back toward the building, a woman stopped them in the parking lot, recognizing the dog from his morning TV appearance.

“Sandman, you’re a media sensation,” said Conway.

With the whippet returned to his blanket by the copier, Conway checked the exercise chart and grabbed a leash.

“Let’s go see Grace.”

A deafening chorus of barking erupted as he opened the office door and headed into the kennels. “That barking is all about, ‘Come over here to me!’” said Conway, semi–shouting above the

din. “I think of it as happy noise.”

Grace, a light brown mix breed of about 80 pounds, barreled out of her heated kennel, down the sidewalk and around the building, with Conway bustling along behind at the other end of her leash.

“It’s a good way to get yourself out to walk,” said Conway as the two beelined for the walking loop.

Once a month, the Humane Society has a volunteer orientation, lasting about an hour. “Then they let you loose and you start walking the dogs right then,” said Conway.

In last week’s hour and a half visit, Conway walked four dogs, took two dogs for a romp in the play yard and snuggled with four or five cats. “I know they are very well cared for here. All the people on staff know all the dogs’ names.”

He seemed to have favorites among the dogs at the shelter, but with a dog, three cats and “a borrowed horse” at home, Conway has no space for any additional pets.

“To be honest, it’s a very selfish thing for me. I needed to get out and about,” said Conway, stroking Sandman’s brown and black coat. “I was looking for an outlet to do some service work, to get out into the community. And dogs don’t have opinions,” he added, smiling.

Sandman, lifting his head, blinked and declined to comment. cs

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After a few minutes of conversation, the man grabbed her purse and ran off without warning. The suspect is described as being 5’8” and 150 pounds. He has either braces or gold teeth, and on the day of the incident was wearing black Dickies pants, a black jacket and a Chicago Bulls hat.

• An officer pulled over a white Lexus for speeding. After making contact with the driver, he suspected that she was driving under the influence and detected a strong odor of alcohol. She appeared unsteady while standing and had red, glassy eyes. She told an officer that she had consumed four mixed drinks. The officer

asked when she had her last drink, and she answered that she did not know because she didn’t know what time it was. An officer told her what time it was, and she said that it had been 30 minutes since her last drink. She was arrested for DUI and speeding. Her vehicle was towed.

• A young man filed a report in regard to a verbal altercation and a threatening phone call. He was visiting a female friend when he got into an argument with her mother, who he said had been drinking. He was leaving the premises, while the shouting match continued. Another man on the scene told the complainant to leave, saying “you need to get up out of here.” They exchanged some heated words, and then the young man finally left. The next day he received a call from a private number, and it was the other man from the day before. He told him “I’m going to take care of you and I know how to find you.”

The young man wasn’t sure how he got his phone number. Later in the day, the man called the car dealer where he’d recently purchased a vehicle to see when his next payment was due. The owner of the dealership advised him that someone claiming to

be a detective had come to the business and obtained the young man’s personal information.

• An off duty officer was working security at a Congress Street club when the door man told him that there were four guys fighting outside. The officer observed two white males on the ground and then noticed two other guys running away. The officer yelled with his command voice for them to stop, but they continued running. He chased them to the corner of Barnard and West Congress Lane, where he caught one of them.

The subject turned around in an aggressive manner and the officer sprayed him in the eyes with a short burst of pepper spray. He was arrested for Obstruction. EMS was called, but the man refused treatment. The other subjects involved in the fight also refused treatment.

• An officer was called to a rental car company office in reference to a damaged vehicle. Sometime between 11 p.m. and 10:30 a.m. the vehicle had been damaged, and there was a witness.

The witness said a white male kicked the door of the vehicle. After the incident a man in red shorts came and removed the door kicker from the scene. Both individuals returned to a nearby hotel. The officer made contact with another witness at the hotel. Police were able to locate the man whose son had done the damage. He said his son had been intoxicated and they had gotten into a verbal dispute which had caused him to take out his aggression on the nearby vehicle.

He said he didn’t know where his son was or how to get in contact with him. After leaving the scene the suspect contacted police and said he had made arrangements to pay for the damage. cs Give anonymous crime tips to Crimestoppers at 234-2020

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The restaurant around the corner has started using corn-based “compostable” plastic takeout containers. They have a “7” recycling logo on the bottom, but also say they can’t be recycled with other clear plastics. What happens if I just throw them out? — Pattee Smithee The short answer is: probably nothing.

Compostable merely means the stuff is capable of being composted. There’s no guarantee it will be, and given how much would need to go right, most likely it won’t. That’s not necessarily a problem. For years we’ve been told biodegradability is good, but you know what? A few scientists now suggest that, in some circumstances, maybe it’s not.

Confused? We’re just getting started.

First let’s get a couple things straight.

The triangular chasing-arrows symbol with a number inside doesn’t mean the product bearing it can be recycled.

As I’ve explained before, it merely indicates what type of plastic the thing’s made from. Type 7 is miscellaneous, which can’t be recycled because the materials in the mix may have different melting points and such. Plastic types 3 through 6 can theoretically be recycled but seldom are because the financial return is minimal.

Second, composting and recycling are two different things. Nobody’s talking about reusing compostable plastic to manufacture something else; they just want it to disintegrate into something harmless. The problem is, our idea of what’s harmless has changed.

That brings us to your question. Several different types of “environmentally friendly” plastics are being promoted these days. Here are three approaches thought to be commercially viable: • Biodegradable plastics break down naturally without special treatment.

However, they’re mostly made from nonrenewable petrochemicals and sometimes leave toxic residues.

• Oxo-biodegradable plastics contain chemicals that act like a time bomb,

breaking the plastic apart after it’s exposed to heat or sunlight. The process works, although not quickly.

• Compostable plastics are designed to break down under “composting conditions” and support plant growth without poisoning the environment in the process. The advantage of compostable plastic is that it’s made from a renewable resource, typically cornstarch.

Probably the most common compostable plastic is polylactic acid, or PLA, which is made by a company called Cargill Dow, a joint venture of Dow Chemical and Cargill, the big agricultural processor. Used in everything from drink cups and water bottles to deli trays, PLA is advertised as compostable. However, breaking it down requires a special industrial facility that exposes the plastic to 140degree-Fahrenheit heat for at least ten days—something you’re not going to get by tossing it on your backyard pile of grass clippings.

You could try to sending PLA trash to a dedicated PLA composting operation, if you can find one. But realistically most compostable plastic is going to wind up in a landfill with all the other trash, where it’ll last about as long.

So what’s compostable plastic good for? It’s made from a renewable resource, namely corn, but that doesn’t necessarily make it environmentally friendly. Writing in Scientific American in 2000, Tillman Gerngross and Steven Slater pointed out that manufacturing PLA required more fossil fuels than it takes to make most plastics.

But they pointed out two benefits you might not suspect. First, much of the energy needed to turn corn into plastic could be obtained by burning the stalks and leaves, known as stover, which are normally discarded. Second, they argue, we don’t really want PLA to biodegrade—just the opposite. The big push these days is on figuring out ways to sequester carbon so it doesn’t enter the atmosphere as CO2, one of the major greenhouse gases. What better way to do that than grow corn, which sucks CO2 out of the atmosphere, then use the corn to make plastic, which can be buried underground after use?

I’m not saying this is accepted scientific advice. But it’s not out of the question that years from now the responsible thing may be to use all the plant-derived plastic packaging you can and then throw the stuff away. cs By cecil adams Comments, questions? Take it up with Cecil at straightdope.com.

In Somalia, which is without a central government to speak of and where very little functions beyond an Islamic resistance and individual warlords’ fiefdoms, a robust “stock market” has emerged in the city of Haradheere for “investors” in the seagoing pirate “industry,” to raise money and supplies for kidnappers in exchange for a share of the bounty once a ransom is paid.

According to a December Reuters dispatch, 72 “companies” are listed on the exchange, enabling “venture capital” to fund greater piracy traffic and more sophisticated looting. There even seems to be a financial “bubble” at work, in that since the “exchange” opened, pirates’ ransoms have doubled to about $4 million per ship.

Cultural Diversity

Afghanistan’s national game, buzkashi, is attempting a marketing transformation inspired by pro football’s and basketball’s growths in the United States over the last several decades, according to a November USA Today dispatch.

The main hindrance is that buzkashi is often little more than violent anarchy.

A team of 12 men on horseback tries to carry a goat carcass the length of a field, around a goal and back, through an opposing team “defense” that includes almost any tactic short of murder. Spectators are often trampled by riders disregarding boundaries, and horses have dropped dead on the field from abuse or fatigue. The head of the Buzkashi Federation said he aims to present the game for consideration to the International Olympic Committee.

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passenger joined hands with him in prayer.

• The Scranton (Pa.) Diocese, Needing Confession: Father Edward Lyman of the diocese was removed as a parish administrator in November after he inadvertently (using his personal computer during early Mass) clicked on photos of four bare-chested young men in provocative poses. Also in November, the diocese disavowed Father Virgil Tetherow’s behavior for offering Mass at a breakaway church in York, Pa., and too-aggressively protesting at a Planned Parenthood clinic (incidents on top of Tetherow’s 2005 conviction on a charge that was originally child porn possession but downgraded in a plea agreement). And yet another diocese priest, Father Robert Timchak, waived a preliminary hearing in November on charges of having child porn on his computer.

• Aggressive Christianity: (1) Rev. Marc Grizzard, pastor of the Amazing Grace Baptist Church in Canton, N.C., staged an October book-burning of “Satan’s” literature, including works by Mother Teresa and Rev. Billy Graham and any Bible besides the original King James version. (2) In October, Mikey Weinstein, a former military lawyer who served in the Reagan White House, filed a lawsuit against Gordon Klingenschmitt, head of a Dallas chaplains’ association, to stop Klingenschmitt from publicly reciting Bible verses implying a smiting of Weinstein, along with Weinstein’s family and descendants for 10 generations. Said Klingenschmitt: “I never prayed for anyone’s death. All I did was quote the Scriptures.”

Karma

(1) Shannon Broome, 15, of Jackson• Carried Away: (1) Since March ville, Fla., with her leg in a cast and still 2008, the Cathedral of Christ the King laid up from a June rollover accident in Phoenix has been ringing its bells in an SUV, was hit again in December every half-hour, 24 hours a day, enragwhen another out-of-control SUV ing neighbors, and a showdown with came through her bedroom wall city officials was looming at and re-broke the leg (among press time, according to ABC other injuries inflicted). (2) News. (2) Martina Rabess, 52, Recently, at the Abergele HosHappy was sanctioned by Britain’s pital in North Wales, Geraint New Year!

Sevenoaks Magistrates Court Woolford, 52, was moved into in October after neighbors a room to await a partial knee complained about her loud, replacement and discovcontinuous recitations of the ered that his roommate was Lord’s Prayer in early mornGeraint Woolford, 77, who ing hours around her apartment was awaiting a hip replacement. house. (3) Atlanta municipal bus According to a December report in driver Leroy Matthews was susthe Daily Mail, they are not related, pended in November for a recent but both are retired police officers. incident in which he suddenly stopped the bus and refused to open the doors until the alighting

The Simplest Musical Instrument

Rajeev Kumar of Calcutta, India, is well-known locally for playing the harmonica, specifically, using only his right nostril. For added show, Kumar plays two harmonicas simultaneously, with nostril and mouth. A BBC News reporter watching him (for a December dispatch) said Kumar’s strain was obvious. “(T)he veins running through his nose and neck bulge, his eyes pop out, and his face looks red and stretched.”

And at Britain’s West Midland Safari Park, the African elephant “Five” spends portions of almost every day puffing away at a harmonica she found in her enclosure. Said a park spokesperson, “Five was making tunes within a few weeks.” (The talented Five also paints on canvas.)

Questionable Judgments

• Michael Sampson, who was in court in Salina, Kan., in November merely on charges of littering and driving with a suspended license, was arrested after a judge spotted him at the defense table, making threatening gestures to witnesses. Sampson was seen holding his thumb and fingers in the shape of a gun, “firing” at a witness, and making a slashing motion across his neck.

• In November, Father Joe Vetter, head of Duke University’s Catholic Center, criticized a research team seeking student volunteers on female attitudes toward sex toys and paraphernalia.

Father Vetter said the project would affect students “in this development phase (of their lives), and I don’t think it’s a good developmental practice to just tell somebody to just sit around and masturbate.”

People With Issues

Sara Foss, 39, the mother of 13 in Derby, England, who is scheduled to deliver No. 14 in March, told the Daily Mail in November of her vow to continue getting pregnant until she fulfills her desire to have twins. Her longtime, live-in boyfriend works as a boat-builder, but their main income is government benefits worth the equivalent of about $80,000 annually. (Foss, apparently also a fan of literature and movies, has kids named Artemus, Morpheus, Voorhees, Baudelaire, Blackbird, Echo, Malachai and Frodo.) cs

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Recycle this!

After years of neglect on the issue, the City started 2009 auspiciously with the unveiling and rapid ramp–up of a Citywide curbside, single– stream recycling program. While consumer usage initially didn’t match the City’s sense of urgency, the user side has picked up steam and is now running at about 50 percent usage — actually a pretty competitive number, nationally speaking, which amounts to about 500 tons of recyclables a month.

Will Chatham County — which calls itself the “greenest county in Georgia” but has no household recycling program — be next in line? A year–long petition drive by Citizens for Curbside Recycling has resulted in enough signatures, the group says, to ensure that the issue will be on a countywide ballot in 2010. — Jim Morekis

Notorious B.E.R.K.O.W.

One of the most surprising news stories this year came at the end of August when former Police Chief Michael Berkow announced his resignation. He left the helm of the SCMPD in order to spend more time with his son, and pursue a job at a private security firm called Altegrity, which is headed by his former LAPD boss Bill Bratton.

Berkow was a controversial choice.

He was chosen in 2005 after a long, expensive search, but within a couple weeks on the job the news broke that he was involved in a lawsuit over allegations of misconduct with the LAPD. While those charges were later dismissed, local officials were dismayed

sidewalk lawn in front of your property for another year or two, or trim an overgrown shrub without the help of a city employee, the garbage will still get picked up every week and there will still be police on patrol.

— Patrick Rodgers

Left to right: The view inside a City recycling facility; former Police Chief Michael Berkow; DaVena and Tony Jordan of AWOL and the Urban Arts Festival

that City Manager Michael Brown didn’t let them in on the useful information about the lawsuit.

Although his three–year tenure didn’t really affect the crime rate, Berkow did successfully incorporate a lot of new technology into the police force. In the name of “modernizing” police records, he made it much more difficult for the public, particularly the media, to access public records and incident reports.

(Ironically, he also added more detailed background screenings to the process of selecting candidates for jobs on the police force.)

Prior to his departure, he came under fire from the public for his part in instituting the summer’s jaywalking crackdown, and had been battling City and County politicians over what he felt was insufficient funding necessary to run the metro police force.

Currently, the City and County are working on vetting new candidates for the chief position. There are over 50 applicants for the job, including current Interim Chief Willie Lovett. A decision is expected sometime during the summer of 2010. — Patrick Rodgers

Tackling budget woes

With just about every major revenue stream down, including property tax, sales tax and the hotel–motel tax, no one was surprised that the City was going to be looking at a deficit after several plentiful years.

Most of 2009 was spent going through a process affectionately known as Budgeting for Outcomes, looking at the priorities of the city — public safety, health, education, etc. — and trying to figure out how to spend money to get the best possible results.

As a credit to the hard work of City staff — particularly Assistant City Manager Chris Morrill (who announced last week that he’s leaving Savannah to become the City Manager of Roanoke, Va.) and his office — the City’s budget absorbed the multi–million dollar hit without having to make significant job cuts or reductions in service.

City Council formally approved the new budget at their meeting on Dec. 17, assuring that all the essential services, which keep the city functioning relatively well, will continue through 2010.

While you may have to maintain the

Jaywalkers: resident evil?

Over the summer, the death of a Swedish visitor in a marked crosswalk downtown prompted the mother of all knee–jerk reactions from the City.

Rather than crack down on drivers who ignore pedestrian rights–of–way, squads of police officers on downtown corners wrote lots of very expensive tickets to pedestrians downtown instead.

Indeed, some unfortunate “lawbreakers” reported that they were issued jaywalking tickets despite the “walk” signal beginning to flash “don’t walk” in the middle of their journey across the street.

Public outrage built, provoked not only by the City’s draconian reaction but by questions of why police weren’t similarly diligent in harassing bona fide criminals. A Facebook protest group, organized by Michael Gaster, helped vector citizen activism.

As Savannah garnered negative national attention over the issue, Chief Berkow stood down his marauding platoons of ticket–writing cops, judges began dismissing the tickets out–of– hand, and the Mayor and City Council professed ignorance of how the whole thing began.

Lesson learned? Or point made?

— Jim Morekis

Above, Jake Hodesh and Rob Oldham of Geekend fame; below one of Nick Cave’s ‘soundsuits’ from the inaugural DeFINE Arts Festival

New festivals are born

Amidst a year that will probably be remembered for recession and unemployment, it might not seem like the best time to debut a new cultural event, but as a testament to the dedication – or general imperceptiveness – of Savannah’s creative class, the city witnessed the creation of three new festivals.

In May, the Savannah Urban Arts Festival debuted with five days of events celebrating local and regional artists, including screenings, dance performances and guest appearances from community arts organizer Bill Strickland, hip hop historian Jeff Chang, and live music from Savannahians–turned–Atlantans Anthony David and Brittany Bosco, among others. During the final day, the upstart tried to join forces with eco–mainstay GreenFest, and while their attempt at diversification didn’t go unnoticed, it probably best succeeded in proving that environmentalists prefer acoustic guitar over booming beats.

In November, Savannah was treated to two more festivals that rode the coattails of the Savannah Film Festival, but highlighted an entirely different side of the city’s culture.

First came Geekend, a three–day jamboree of tech, design and social media “geeks” who had the hostess city Twittering their thumbs off. The opening night talk by infectiously personable graphic designer Aaron Draplin set the tone for the occasionally self–deprecating but always stimulating series of events. Drawing a crowd of over 500 early adopters from across the

country, and hosting the only pro conference to feature an inflatable, bouncy Velcro wall, Geekend was definitely a success.

With less fanfare than usual for its more established multi–day events, SCAD snuck in its new program, the DeFINE Arts Festival, a few days later with a week’s worth of performances and panels celebrating art.

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One of the great success stories this year is the restoration of the Fort in Forsyth Park. Originally completed in 1915 for Georgia National Guard training, the building had been sitting dilapidated on the eastern side of the park for decades. The renovation cost $4.7 million and when the building Monumental changes re–opens it will include a visitor’s center, restrooms and a cafe run by the nearby ‘Twas the season for major developMansion on Forsyth. ments in public artwork during the last To close out the year, the City few months of this year. unveiled the newly restored Winged In October, “Les Chasseurs–VolonLion statue that stands in front of the taires de Saint–Domingue”, who had old Cotton Exchange on Bay Street. The been a few soldiers short of a platoon statue was destroyed earlier this year by for nearly two years, finally got some rea drunk driver who failed to turn onto inforcements atop the Franklin Square Bay from Drayton early one mornmonument. ing and wound Celebration up destroying a over the complesection of wrought tion of the iron fence and the project honoriconic terra cotta ing the Haitian beast after going soldiers who airborne over the fought during curve. the RevolutionMuch like ary War was cut the Six Million short, howDollar Man, we ever, when less had the technolthan a month ogy to rebuild the after completion creature better and there was outcry stronger. After an over the faces eight-month resof the last two toration, the new figures. Instead statue returned of looking like to its old perch in the 20–someDecember. Made thing–year–olds of concrete, it’s who fought in considerably more the Revolution, resilient. However, the final two Susie Chisholm’s sculpture of Johnny there’s no word statues were reon whether it was ported to have the Mercer crash tested first. faces of Daniel — Patrick Rodgers Fils–Aime, chairman of the Haitian American Historical Hello, goodbye Society, and Rudolph Moise, one of the In 2009 we bid farewell to a slew of monument’s major donors. longstanding businesses, many of them The sculptor, James Mastin, admitcasualties of the recession, including: ted the pair had been models for the Backus Cadillac-Pontiac... Mom & sculptures, but said it was their facial Nikki’s... Bistro Savannah... Downfeatures, not their financial contributown Athletic Club... Vanilla Day tions, that influenced his decision.

Spa... Metro Coffeehouse... Great In November, Savannah native and Dane... Barbara Jean’s... Tanners... songwriting legend Johnny Mercer Dimensions Art Gallery. received his 100th birthday present, But we also said a hopeful “Wassup?” capping off a year’s worth of ubiquitous to some new members of the city’s busicentennial celebrations, in the form of ness community, including: a new statue that stands on the western The Bohemian... AVIA... T-Rex edge of Ellis Square.

Mex... Bar Food... Starship... PapiThe statue, sculpted by local artist lotte... Seed... Elē... and Crystal Beer Susie Chisholm, is based on an iconic Parlor (again!). cs photo of Mercer from the 1930s in New Art Fair, SCAD hosted events ranging from guest speakers like Art in America editor Richard Vine to the sensory overload of Nick Cave’s Soundsuit performance. There was also live music from several notable SCAD alum bands like Unsolved Mysteries in the sorely under–utilized River Club. — Patrick Rodgers

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Hollywood returned to Savannah in 2009, after a decade– long sabbatical. Other states offered substantial tax incentives for film production companies, making it far more lucrative to shoot there than in Georgia. But when Governor Sonny Perdue changed Peach State policy in 2009, he effectively rolled out the red carpet for moviemakers.

Make that the green carpet. Georgia now gives tax credits for up to 30 percent of production and post–production expenditures – and in Hollywood, money doesn’t just talk, it has all the best lines in the script.

The first studio to take advantage of the new deal was Disney, which had been planning to shoot The Last Song, starring its latest teen sensation, Miley Cyrus, in North Carolina (that’s where the source material, Nicholas Sparks’ novel, is set). But Georgia’s money smelled sweeter.

The Last Song touched down on Tybee Island in June, and for a while there, Miley–mania was in full bloom. Crowds gathered, in the thousands, around the set on Tybee Beach, every appearance by the star punctuated by shouts and screams from the assembled (there were lots of pre–teen girls, to be sure, but a healthy amount of star–struck adults, too). When she was filmed smooching in the surf with co–star Liam Hemsworth, Tybee made the front page of the National Enquirer.

Every Cyrus sighting made local – and sometimes national – news.

Whenever she ventured out in Savannah, crowds formed. It got so ridiculous that her Last Song co–stars – Greg Kinnear and Kelly Preston – were barely noticed as they made their way around town.

Originally scheduled for a January release, The Last Song was pushed back to Easter – perhaps to steer clear of the Feb. 6 release of Dear John, another movie based on a Nicholas Sparks novel.

However good or bad the movie turns out to be, Cyrus’ time in Savannah did produce a chart–topping record.

The actress–cum–singer cut “Party in the U.S.A,” and the rest of her Time of

Our Lives album, at local producer Phil Hadaway’s 3180 Media Group studio.

Because Cyrus was contractually bound to remain in the area while filming The Last Song, Disney – also her record company – needed to find a local studio (the record had to be released by Aug. 31 to accompany a Miley Cyrus clothing line roll–out at Wal–Mart).

“She knows what she wants to hear in her headphones, she knows what key is best for her to sing in,” Hadaway told us in August. “And she’s a good guitar player. We’d sit around between session times and just play guitar and sing. She’s a great girl. I had so much fun working on the sessions. I wasn’t expecting that.”

In October, Robert Redford arrived, film company in tow, to direct The Conspirator, an historical drama set in the aftermath of the assassination of Abraham Lincoln.

This was Redford’s second time behind the camera in Savannah; he’d directed the poorly–received golf drama The Legend of Bagger Vance, starring Will Smith, Matt Damon and Charlize Theron, here in 1999.

Never one to be deterred, Redford brought in another A–list cast, including Robin Wright, Evan Rachel Wood, Kevin Kline, Tom Wilkinson, Justin Long and Scotsman James McAvoy, who’d starred in the Academy Award winning Atonement.

The Conspirator, which shot (under a cloak of secrecy) all over Savannah until the second week of December, used the city as a stand–in for 19th Century Washington, D.C. Wright (hey, she’d been in Savannah years ago, for Forrest Gump) portrays Mary Surratt, in whose Maryland boarding house assassin John Wilkes Booth planned his dastardly deeds.

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killed a few days after the assassination, but Surratt was among those tried for conspiracy. She was hanged on July 7, 1865 along with three other Booth accomplices.

In 1979, Dennis Weaver trod virtually the same path in Savannah for a TV movie called The Ordeal of Dr. Mudd.

It’s not a bad film – you can find it on DVD – and it also featured the Hostess City all duded up as Lincoln–era Washington.

Dr. Samuel Mudd was an acquaintance of Booth’s, and he was charged with conspiracy after setting the actor’s broken leg a few hours after the assassination (Booth had injured himself jumping off the stage at Ford’s Theatre, after he’d shot the president).

The government, however, could not prove that Mudd was involved in the actual crime, so he didn’t hang – rather,

he was sent to the penal colony on Dry Tortugas, Florida. After four years, he was pardoned by President Andrew Johnson.

A release date for The Conspirator has not been announced, but since it just wrapped production a few weeks ago, it’s too early to expect such news.

However, like The Last Song, the Redford film utilized hundreds of local people as extras and stand–ins, as you’ll see from J.R. Roseberry’s account.

The economic benefits for the city are sure to be high. “We’re running our numbers right now,” says Jay Self, Savannah’s Director of Film Services office. “I think it’s safe to say that the economic inpact, for each one of these films, will be in the neighborhood of $10 million.”

Told ya. The best lines in the script. CS

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Working as an extra in a movie, particularly a big time production like The Conspirator, directed in Savannah

by Robert Redford, sounds like a lot of fun. Truth be told, it is.

It’s particularly interesting to watch the set designers transform historic sections of the city into Washington, D.C., which is where the tale is supposed to take place. Seeing the ground floor of a townhouse facing Chatham Square turned into Ford’s Theatre, replete with gas lights, flags and billboards out front, was something to behold.

But be forewarned before rushing out to sign up for the job.

Despite its being filmed in and around several of Savannah’s familiar squares and at Ft. Pulaski, moviemaking is not a walk in the park for those filling background scenes as extras. In fact, for the folks portraying Civil War soldiers or “civilian onlookers” wearing period garb, it is countless walks in the park while each scene is repeatedly filmed from every imaginable angle.

Between the walking — done on the command of “background” — there are excruciatingly long periods of standing in place waiting for action of any sort.

Since extras are clad in wooly winter attire, most perspire profusely as the sun beats down on them, turning shirts and blouses into a smelly, wet wad of wrinkles which must be donned again, still damp, the next day.

Half way through the day’s effort — and extras generally work 12 hours or more each day — your feet ache because the shoes provided are far too narrow. Apparently moviemakers don’t believe anyone in the 1800s had what is now considered an average width foot.

One man said he used a whole roll of tape and gauze to bind his blister–covered feet after a single day’s shooting.

An extra’s work normally starts before daylight and continues until long after dark. Night shoots are the most arduous. Extras report just after 5 p.m. and may still be on the set at 8 the next morning.

I can’t recall being up that long since my college days, and back then I was not on my feet most of that time and what I was doing wouldn’t be called work. This is not to say the actual filming continues constantly over these long hours, since cameras roll only a miniscule part of the time.

Extras report each morning to obtain a sign-in sheet to take to the wardrobe trailer where they stand in a long line to pick up their costume. Then they head for a dressing room where they again stand in line to squeeze into a room filled with a frenzied mob of mostly middle-aged men who curse and hop about in their underwear while trying to maneuver a foot into narrow–legged trousers with button-up flies which are unbelievably cumbersome to open and close.

These buttons make for extended stays in the restroom when one stops to tinkle — a time extended far further should more than a whiz be necessary.

If one needs to lower his trousers he must first remove his coat, vest and suspenders before wrestling the buttons on his fly. Once trousers are lowered, an extraordinarily long-tailed shirt must be raised chest-high before any business transpires.

The ordeal sometimes leads one to forego such efforts until approaching a natural disaster.

After finally maneuvering into their costumes, extras must stand in line again for makeup, which turns out to be a misnomer for males. For them, despite the fact that most of their costumes include hats, it consists of getting greasy goo rubbed into their hair — a mess which must be removed each night with a thorough shampooing before it is safe to lower their head onto a pillow.

Female extras get more extended

The author with two extras at a shoot at Ft. Pulaski

attention with lips, eyes and faces touched up and hairdos meticulously arranged. Why the males receive no such cosmetic attention is hard to imagine, since most of them have blotchy complexions, receding hair lines and sunken eyes surrounded by wrinkles, all of which cry out for attention.

One day when makeup was running late and the line remained long, I was told to bypass the process and head for the set since I looked fine the way I was.

This turned out to be a blessing, since from that day on I avoided the makeup line — thus never had to deal with the hair goo again.

No one ever noticed, until the day I was called to the set for a court room scene and the head of the makeup department went spastic when she spotted my gooless hair. She quickly slapped a handful of the stuff on my head, stood back, caught her breath, and exclaimed “there, that’s better!”

Members of the makeup staff, incidentally, are as prolific as bees descending on a field of buttercups. While each major actor has a special person assigned to meet all his needs — constantly adjusting his outfit, carefully brushing off the smallest speck of lint and fiddling with his hair and makeup — a cadre of others swarms over the extras on the set.

One will adjust your tie and walk away, seemingly satisfied. Then another, with a different opinion, will swoop down, nodding her dismay, and adjust it again, just before another appears to wiggle it around again.

The scenario goes on and on with ex-

tras becoming resigned to the unwanted attention and eventually concluding that many of these “artists” are simply striving to be noticed by the directors to justify their positions.

After initially clearing makeup in the morning, extras usually stand around for hours before being called to the set and, once there, stand around another hour or so waiting for the cameras to roll. One day, after going through the lengthy process of getting ready for the shoot, some extras waited until 6 p.m. before being called to the courtroom set for the filming of Mary Surratt’s trial.

On another day several arrived at 7:30 a.m. and wound up lingering in the extras tent until almost 8 p.m. without being called on at all. When not on the set, some spend their time reading or trying to grab a catnap, though most simply stand around chatting.

Several extras utilized breaks in filming to sip vodka which they kept in water bottles stashed in spots near the scenes in which they appeared. These were among the same group that hosted convivial gatherings in their cars after the day’s shoot, prior to their long drive home. One of these whistle-wetters also cozied up to every young hoop skirt-clad female extra at one time or another in hopes of fetching some human comfort following his exhausting theatrical efforts.

A couple of the men regaled a small cadre of listeners with an endless number of off-color stories and seamy scenes on their iPods. A couple of the extras brought along their guitars to provide more wholesome entertainment.

An extra catches a cat nap

doing it for the experience, to expand their list of acquaintances, or just to find out what moviemaking was all about.

A handful, including a couple of SCAD students, hoped they might be “discovered” during the filming and get an early start on a theatrical career.

While I am not aware of any such wishes being fulfilled, one or two extras were occasionally pulled to the front of crowd scenes to ensure the cameras would pick them up.

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A couple of actor wannabes continually maneuvered themselves into what they thought would be a good camera view following rehearsals only to find actual filming utilized a different angle and their original position would have provided better exposure.

Working as an extra does afford the opportunity to see movie stars up close and meet interesting folks. I met a prominent Savannah artist who enjoyed tippling with the boys during breaks in the filming; a pharmacist from Hilton Head; a Statesboro construction company owner and the operator of a horse ranch in South Carolina.

One extra was the last teacher at Chatham Junior High School before it closed in the 1970s. Prior to teaching he had been a forest ranger and a world-class bicycle racer. Born in Savannah, his parents had immigrated here to escape persecution in Russia and his father worked for awhile in the

old City Market before opening his own business.

One of his uncles was captured by German soldiers before escaping to join the Polish Underground. When the Soviets invaded Poland, he was forced to serve in the Russian Army, which he later deserted, and ultimately worked with U.S. Army Intelligence.

On one sunny day I was positioned beside a young bearded man with whom I walked through a scene for a couple of hours. He turned out to be a Savannah city alderman, Jeff Felser, serving his first day as an extra.

During a break in the filming I told him he would be pleasantly surprised by the quality and variety of the food served each day for lunch. This usually included at least two tasty entrees accompanied by an assortment of delicious vegetables, salads, desserts and lemonade, iced tea and coffee served buffet–style.

Wouldn’t you know, on this day the menu consisted of hamburgers, hot dogs and chili.

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After extras arrive on the set, scenes are first rehearsed without filming, with positions and camera angles reviewed and tweaked for perhaps half an hour before the first film is shot.

Following filming, the scene is reviewed on a monitor, more changes made, and it is shot again, and again, and again.

Once deemed acceptable, cameras are moved to another position and the same scene is rehearsed and then repeatedly shot again in what sometimes seems an interminable session which ultimately results in only a few minutes of “film in the can.”

It’s not the money — minimum wages, with time and a half for overtime in Georgia after an hour is deducted for lunch — which lures most people to sign on as a extra, although I did meet one man at the Ft. Pulaski shoot who slept in his car each night and certainly did look like he needed it.

Extras I spoke with said they were

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with the movie stars who occasionally day. Take the straps off your watch and engage you in conversation. Kevin Kline slip it into a vest pocket or boot to asstopped me on the set one day to say suage such anguish. my costume was outstanding and chat Cameras are also verboten, but bring a small gym bag in which you can stash for a moment. one and place it near the set since you’ll Stephen Root, an excellent character want photos to recall your experience actor who nailed his lines every time while those and regale your about him friends. No one stumbled, objected when was very pictures were personable, taken during chatting at filming breaks, length with particularly several of at Ft. Pulaski the extras. where cameraAnd toting tourists James Maconverged cAvoy stood daily. right behind It’s also a me for about good idea to five minutes Part of the Ft. Pulaski set bring a book for while we reading during waited in line extended waitto use the urinal. Though the location ing periods, along with gum or breath was somewhat awkward, I managed to mints and cigarettes. get his autograph for one of my nieces.

A place to sit after hours of standing Robert Redford was particularly graon the set is often hard to find, hence cious on set, taking the time to express a comfortable, reclining beach chair his appreciation to extras for their can be a Godsend. It can be left just off efforts and leading the usual round of the set or in the food tent where extras applause for stars after they completed generally linger for hours awaiting their a scene. Often, he would lighten the atcall to the set. mosphere on otherwise serious scenes.

If offered the option, decline to take a He delighted extras with a bit of galproffered prop for your scene. Extended lows humor when he discussed nuances waiting in line to return props such as of the scene where Mary Surratt and walking canes, fans and watch chains her co–conspirators are hanged, while prior to heading to lunch or after the sitting on the gallows with a hangman’s day’s shoot are standard. Avoiding them noose draped around his neck. will enable you to get to the head of the Should you decide to try your hand line for lunch and wardrobe-changing at being a movie extra, following are facilities. some tips that may make life easier.

Often, the extras snack table runs out Ducking the makeup ordeal is one of of coffee, but if you scout out the crew’s these, although it works best when your snack trailer, where coffee is always costume calls for a hat. available, you can grab a cup there Others are related to the use of when the food preparation staff is not restrooms, keeping time, getting a good looking. breakfast, reducing the wait for lunch, For some reason they get upset getting off your feet, and eliminating the — and let you know it — when you tedium of standing in line at the end of seek a cup from the urn designated for the day to turn in your costume. the crew.

Standard restrooms near most of the After discovering the food served to sets consist of smelly port–a–pottys crew members was generally superior which are not only distasteful but have to that provided for extras, some enterno place to hang various parts of your prising extras made a habit of slipping costume. Take the time to scout out into the crew’s buffet for breakfast, better facilities like those provided for passing themselves off as crew members tourists at Ft. Pulaski. These were well by lining up there before changing into worth the short additional walk. their costumes.

Wristwatches are forbidden on sets The bottom line is that working as an where they don’t match the period, but extra is, as it should be, a fun thing to you’ll find it maddening not to know do. Go for it when moviemakers come how long you have been there or when to town again. cs nightfall is approaching on an overcast

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The ballad of ‘Ruby’

Savannah’s reality TV star tackles some weighty issues

In addition to the usual, um, diet of Paula Deen on your TV (with and without that extra serving of ham), Savannah enjoyed a few other small screen turns in 2009. Local designer Mitchell Hall was a contestant on Project Runway, and made it through three episodes before getting the big snip and heading back home.

The world met longtime Savannah resident Ruby Gettinger through Ruby, the Style Network reality show that premiered a little over a year ago. The program follows Gettinger’s attempts to deal with her obesity — she peaked at more than 700 pounds — and her journey of self–discovery along the road to reaching her desired size.

Ruby began because of Gettinger’s longtime friendship with Los Angeles– based actress Brittany Daniel (Joe Dirt, The Game), a Florida native.

We caught up with Ruby just as she was about to leave for California to film segments for the show’s third season What are you down to now? The world wants to know.

Ruby Gettinger: I’m not allowed to tell you the weight, but I can tell you I’ve lost over 400 pounds now. Can you believe that? When I was 500, 700 pounds, I tried to diet, but it really did not bother me like it bothers me now.

Like, how in the world did I let myself get to 716 pounds? This is like a different life for me, because for the first time I’m under 350. And it’s getting lower and lower. I’m able to move around, and I’m seeing a life not so limited.

What has doing this show done for you?

Ruby Gettinger: I started this all because I wanted to do a documentary and call it The Truth Will Set You Free.

I wanted to find the truth behind why I was so overweight, and why so many people are suffering from this. After Brittany told some producer friend of hers about it, the Style Network called to ask if I would be interested in doing it on TV. What’s it done for me is, I’ve found there are a lot of people on this journey with me. They’re coming out and saying

‘Don’t let your weight define who you are, get healthier but still live your life.’

So many people are doing that. And that helps me to continue. Every time I hear a story, or people come up to me, it makes me go ‘OK, you have to do this.

You can do this.’ Because the addiction is so hard.

What discoveries have you made?

Ruby Gettinger: The core, of everybody, is their childhood. I didn’t realize how important that was. I promise you, in the beginning I thought this was all about eating, all about exercising, not knowing how to eat right, but it really is not. It’s really about the psychological part. So many people that talk to me that suffer from this, or any addiction, it is a comfort. It’s your best friend. This third season’s going to show how much more of the mental ... I never really dug deep into it. Who talks about their childhood to people, anyway? But as I began this journey my therapist said ‘You’re trying to protect yourself. The things you’re hiding from will start to be revealed.’ In my head, I thought they were looney. I know now that everything they’ve been telling me is totally the truth.

You’ve talked about how cruel people can be to the obese. Did you ever hesitate, before going on TV, and think “I’m really exposing myself to more of that’?

Ruby Gettinger: In the beginning I couldn’t even read stuff, because there were people who were haters of the overweight–ness. I mean, there were some nasty things written. I realized how many haters were out there because of people being overweight, I didn’t want other people, who were already shut–ins, having to deal with that.

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Ruby Gettinger: “I want to be healthy.”

because so many people have written me and said they used to be so prejudiced against this, but since they’ve seen my story they realize this is an addiction. Some said they’d lost their parents, or a sibling, early because they were overweight. They thought they were lazy and didn’t take care of themselves; they thought they didn’t love them. And now they realize what they were really going through. So it’s been more of an eye–opener than cruelty.

What seems so genuine about you is that your weight is clearly not the only thing you think about ...

Ruby Gettinger: I have friends that are skinny, and I used to say to them ‘Would y’all shut up? You’re obsessed with dieting.’ It used to drive me crazy.

I would say ‘OK, I’m going on a diet tomorrow,’ but it wasn’t every single day where I was thinking about dieting or getting healthy. I don’t want it to ever

consume me.

But now, I want to be healthy the rest of my life. Because I’ve been there.

I’ve seen what it does to your body. But when you’re there, you just don’t see.

People ask me ‘Where does that happiness come from?’ I don’t know. I’ve just always been happy, and I love life. I love people, and I always have. CS

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MUSIC There’s no way to under–celebrate the year Baroness had in 2009. Blue Record, the Savannah–based metal quartet’s second album for Relapse Records, was reviewed far and wide as the genre’s most innovative – and listenable – collection in eons. Decibel magazine, metal’s periodical bible, named it Album of the Year.

Said Pitchfork: “Blue Record is one of the year’s most generous hours.”

And in the vaunted pages of Spin – which called Blue Record “beautiful, savage, stunning and deeply psychedelic“ – there appeared a feature story on Baroness and the other, lesser–known band’s on the Savannah metal grid. The story was called “Metal in the Garden of Good and Evil.”

Baroness isn’t your basic the sky vomits blood speed–riffing metal band. The music, penned mostly by singer/guitarists John Baizley and Pete Adams, is an amalgam of rock ‘n’ roll styles, including prog rock, blues, boogie, towering metal and Zeppelin–esque bombast. Played really, really fast.

Baizley, who’s also an accomplished visual artist (and a new father!), told us in October that he and his bandmates don’t put a lot of stock in strict musical labels.

“The difficulty, and I think the beauty, of playing music the way that we do is we’re constantly trying to understand what is acceptable, unacceptable, what has become rote and boring, what is exciting,” he said, “and ”How does this fit in the context of me expressing myself, and striking a balance between all of these auxiliary ideas?”

Another Savannah success story this year was vocalist Katrina Train, who released her debut CD, Spilt Milk, on Blue Note Records to rave reviews. As Kristina Beaty, she was one of the city’s most consistently enjoyable live singers in the 1990s and afterwards, lending her powerful, supple R&B chops to any number of local projects.

Train will make her first re–appearance here at the Savannah Music Festival in March. “All I really want out of this is the ability to sustain as an

artist over time,” she says. “I want to be able to keep doing this and have a lifelong career. I want to reach people. You know, music gave me a gift, and I want to give it back.”

PETER & PHIL The arrival of jolly Irishman Peter Shannon as conductor and artistic director of the nearly–brand–new Savannah Philharmonic Orchestra gave the city’s classical music aficionados something to cheer about. Armed with infectious enthusiasm for his craft, a tireless work ethic and a hot–burning creative light, Shannon transformed Savannah’s sleepy classical scene into a vibrant musical force of nature.

From an all–in–Italian La Traviata and Verdi’s Requiem (with its partner–in–doubletime, the Savannah Philharmonic Chorus) to full–out classical masterworks including Copland’s Fanfare for the Common Man, the Philharmonic in 2009 was re–writing the guide book for orchestral performance, and turning the dissolved Savannah Orchestra (formerly Savannah Sinfonetta) into historical footnotes.

“I think the problem that the musicians had before was this standard repartee of “Savannah’s loaded, it’s got a lot of money, and history needs that symphony orchestra,’” Shannon told us.

“Bollocks, as we say in Ireland. If you can’t prove your worth in so many different ways – especially in the financial climate we’re in at the moment – you really shouldn’t succeed.”

THEATRE The touring shows got pretty good this year – we saw the new version of Sweeney Todd featuring actors playing musical instruments onstage, for example – but the real story was the vitality and breadth of Savannah non–professional theatre (this despite the growing concern that the sagging economy might kill community theatre outright).

The City of Savannah did a mighty job with the sprawling The Wiz (which

Clockwise from top: Metal’s reigning Baroness; “Lefty the Pirate” from the Tybee Art Association; Bay Street Theatre’s “Hedwig and the Angry Inch”

turned out to be its last–ever big summer show), and the Little Theatre of Savannah successfully stretched its boundaries with the controversial Urinetown: The Musical.

The Tybee Arts Association took a risk on an original musical, The Treasure of Lefty the Pirate – Legend of the Tybee Bomb, written by Savannah pianist Eddie Wilson.

Yet it was the upstarts at the newly–formed Bay Street Theatre company who got the blood flowing through Savannah theatre’s sometimes varicose veins. At Club One, the group staged a thrilling, chilling production of the rock musical Hedwig and the Angry Inch, followed by the always–fun Rocky Horror Show and the provocative comedy Mr. Marmalade. CS

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WHO’S BAD – THE ULTIMATE MICHAEL JACKSON TRIBUTE

If you’re bad, and you know it, there’s no better place to be on New Year’s Eve than Hilton Head’s Shoreline Ballroom, where this Chapel Hill, N.C.–based music ‘n’ moonwalking revue will be touching down.

Yep, Who’s Bad is a tribute band.

This show debuted five years ago, when M.J. was very much alive (if not the happiest camper on the planet), and it’s an aural and visual recap of all phases of his career, from Afro–topped J5 frontman to Thriller–era pop monster to ... well, the later stuff.

Joseph Bell and Taalib York handle the vocals and the dance moves. The others are Darion Alexander on bass, Nyk Baglio on drums, Patrick Cross on guitar, Ray McCall on trumpet and Vamsi Tadepelli on saxophone and synthesizer.

Mike may be gone from this place, as they say, but his music lives ... and it’s all about positive energy, love and life. Good reason to celebrate. Listen & learn: www.whosbadmusic.com.

At 8 p.m. Thursday, Dec. 31 at Shoreline Ballroom, 40 Folly Field Road, Hilton Head. Tickets are $18 advance, $23 day of show at www.shorelineballroom.com.

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There’s probably not too many indoor bluegrass festivals in the United States. Part of the charm of the old–style gathering is sitting in your lawn chair, seeing and hearing the various acts come and go on the stage, and sampling whatever wafts by the on the breeze – your neighbor’s barbeque, the odd conversation, pickin’ around the campfire. Holding a bluegrass festival inside a big concrete building, it could be argued, defeats the purpose. Indoors, you kind of have to pay attention.

Don’t tell that to Adams and Anderson, LLC, the company that’s putting on this week’s New Year’s Bluegrass Festival inside the Jekyll Island Convention Center. These folks have been doing it this way for 34 years now, so they must be doing something right.

Headlining this year (the dates are Dec. 31–Jan. 2) is the queen of the bluegrass festivals, Missouri–born Rhonda Vincent. The International Bluegrass Music Association (IBMA) named this mandolin–picking fireball Female Vocalist of the Year for seven years running, starting in 2000, and the Society for the Preservation of Bluegrass Music in America (SPBGMA) awarded her Entertainer of the Year from 2002 to 2006.

Vincent literally grew up at bluegrass festivals.

At the age of 5, she became the drummer for her family’s touring band, the Sally Mountain Show. By 10, she was an accomplished mandolin and fiddle player.

Rhonda Vincent & the Rage (that’s the name of her longtime backing band) are known for their spirited, high–energy shows, featuring crack musicianship, stirring vocals, humor and a young and vibrant approach to traditional and contemporary bluegrass.

Vincent closes the three–day show, with a 9:30 p.m. performance Jan. 2.

Rhonda’s younger brother Darrin was once a member of Sally Mountain, too. The singer, guitarist

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and mandolinist went on to spend 10 years with Ricky Skaggs & Kentucky Thunder before starting the duo Daily & Vincent with Jamie Dailey, the former lead vocalist for Doyle Lawson & Quicksilver.

Daily & Vincent were named Entertainer of the Year at the IBMA awards in 2008, winning a total of seven trophies. At the 2009 SPBGMA awards, the twosome won six awards, including Bluegrass Band of the Year.

You might have seen Daily & Vincent earlier this year, onstage at Randy Wood’s Pickin’ Parlor out in Bloomingdale.

They have three shows at the Jekyll Island festival – at 3:25 and 9 p.m. Jan. 1, and at 8:45 p.m. Jan. 2 (just before Darrin’s sister takes the stage with the Rage).

The weekend’s frivolities also include performances by Doyle Lawson & Quicksilver, Little Roy Lewis & Lizzie Long, the Grascals, Bobby Osborme & Rocky Top X–Press, Nothin’ Fancy, Marty Raybon & Full Circle, the Travelin’ McCourys, Jess McReynolds & the VA Boys, and a whole lot more (there are three days to fill, after all!) CS Listen & learn: www.rhondavincent.com, http://www. daileyvincent.musiccitynetworks.com.

Starts at noon Thursday, Dec. 31 at Jekyll Island Convention Center, I N. Beachview Dr., Jekyll Island. Ticket prices vary. Call (706) 864–7203, or see www.andabluegrass.com for a full schedule and ticket information.

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Tybee Pier The Tams; Randy Harman Smith (Live Music) 1 p.m.

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AVIA Hotel Gail Thurmond (Sat) (Live Music) Piano & vocal 6 p.m.

Augie’s Pub Karaoke Bogey’s Karaoke Chuck’s Bar Karaoke Dizzy Dean’s Karaoke Fiddler’s Crab Hiouse (River Street) Jubal Kane (Live Music)

Smith (Live Music) Tantra Lounge A Nickel Bag of Funk (Live Music) 10 p.m.

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Jazz’d Tapas Bar Ray Lundy & Mike Walker (Live Music) Kevin Barry’s Irish Pub TBA (Live Music) 8:30 p.m.

Warehouse Thomas Claxton (Live Music)

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New Year’s Eve! A cross-section of musical delights for your enjoyment

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Anitra Warren wants to rock your world on New Year’s Eve. And she knows just how to do it, too.

With her show “Puccini Deconstructed,” Thursday night at the Guitar Bar, the veteran of the thriving performance art scenes in New York and Miami will dramatically stage a couple of classical arias – dressed in full Marie Antoinette regalia, complete with towering rococo wig – plus a few choice morsels like David Byrne’s “Psycho Killer.”

Warren, who goes by the name Anitra Opera Diva, has a three–octave voice.

She’s sung professionally, and spent four years dancing with New York’s cutting–edge Harkness Ballet company, but she prefers the shock and awe of performance art.

“I like movement,” Warren explains, “and also in performance art you can be experimental. You can do many things, not just singing but body movement.”

As Men Smash Atoms, she and her partner, Nicodemus, shook the artier clubs of Miami’s South Beach before moving to Savannah two years ago.

“In Miami, we did this one performance where we built this space station with eyes that you could open up. It was very interactive with the audience. We came out on the stage with a net, and we had bald heads. We went into this space station, the virtual cocoon. Inside, we were throwing flour, and liquids, crazy stuff. People were screaming.

“And at the end, Nicodemus takes me out of the space station, drags me through the audience in a net.”

Not the sort of thing you experience every day.

“I loved it,” says Warren, “because it’s challenging people. It’s like taking them to another space. People need to have something where not everything’s the status quo. It’s just being creative, I think.”

Men Smash Atoms shows tend to combine opera with movement, striking visuals and techno/industrial sounds – Nicodemus’ forte.

“For this performance,” she explains, “I will be dressing the stage with velvet drapes and candelabras, inspired by the

scene in Roman Polanski’s film The Tenant where he steps out onto the balcony and, imagining all the tenants are his surreal audience, throws himself off.”

The best way to describe what she does, Warren adds, is “It’s an experience. Last time I performed, people went ‘Oh my God, I can’t believe this is happening here in Savannah.’”

Anitra and Nicodemus were attracted to Savannah’s open embrace of all things artistic. Miami, she says, had run its course for them.

“It’s happening, but not in a real way.

It’s very superficial. It’s just like a lot of clubs and DJs there.

“When we first moved there, it was better, we did Shakespeare on the Oval, on Lincoln Road. It was beautiful because we did a lot of theater work. All of a sudden, things started changing, they had a lot of drag queens performing – lip–synching instead of live performance. They didn’t want to hire p.a. systems or anything. It changed.

“Here, everyone’s very interested in what we do and what we’re about.”

“Puccini Deconstructed” is at 11:30 p.m. Thursday, Dec. 31 at the Guitar Bar. Admission $10.

Bobby Lee Rodgers plays his annual New Year’s Eve show at the Live Wire Music Hall, with an opening set from Savannah’s Wormsleow. Contrary to the advance announcement, the guitar wunderkind won’t be accompanied by the extraordinary drummer Jeff Sipe – he had to bow out at the last minute.

The drum chair will be filled by Brandon Williams, with bass duties going to Neil Fountains, from Sipe’s band.

Rodgers is over the moon about the reception he’s getting for his just–released CD Overdrive, which was initially released through www.bobbyleerodgers.com. “We’re going to let it gradually catch on,” he reports. “We’re about to put it up on iTunes.

“We really have to go about it at a snail’s pace, because nobody really knows about record sales, how to sell them, any more. It just came out in

Anitra Opera Diva deconstructs Puccini at the Guitar Bar

Hittin’ the Note and we sold more, and we have a couple of radio stations playing it now ... everybody just loves it. So I’m just letting it kind of go on its own.

That’s all I can really do right now.”

Bottles ‘n’ Cans may be the hardest–working band in Savannah. This hard–driving blues and rock ‘n’ roll outfit seems to be onstage, somewhere, every night of the week. For New Year’s Eve, the guys will be rocking the Distillery.

“We’re been trying to get some new

material together,” says singer/guitarist Ray Lundy. “There’s this friend of ours, DJ Sandor, he’s a Hungarian filmmaker/musician, and he wants to make a documentary about the local blues bands here in Savannah. He wanted us to record some stuff, so we decide well, let’s get together and just make up something new. And then give it to him to use in his documentary.

“And we’re still keeping at it, keeping busy. The other guys have regular job–jobs, but for me it’s just full–time

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music. So I’m always trying to keep as busy as possible. We’re gearing up for next year – trying to book early, and book often.”

Sinister Moustache sets up shop at the Wormhole on the Big Night.

Savannah’s resident “art metal” band is unique in its aural soundscapes and meandering, dreamlike instrumental music, counter–commercial but impossible to ignore.

“Most bands are together with like musical interests,” suggests guitarist “Super” Steve Lester, “and our guys just happen to be all over the map. Nobody’s a metal guy, nobody’s a traditional jazz guy, but everybody in the band is into everything. Except our bass player’s real into the original punk scene and doom metal ... that’s kind of his thing. But all the rest of us are pretty versatile where it comes to what we listen to. And I think that has a lot to do with it.”

Lester’s trans–consciousness guitar work echoes that of his hero, King Crimson visionary Robert Fripp. “One of the common veins is that we are all big King Crimson fans,” he says.

“Definitely.”

Sinister Moustache has a devoted local following, even though the band performs infrequently. “We get regulars to our shows, but our out of town shows are usually more impressive, just because it’s a new audience,” Lester offers. “It’s difficult to explain. If we can get people there, they’re going to like us.

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New Year’s wine bargains Kick off the New Year with some real wine bargains. Tough times have resulted in some really good wines coming to market –– including this selection –– that will only set you back $10 or so.

Rex Goliath. This is absolutely passable juice for sipping at a party of pairing with casual goods. Three varietals –– Chardonnay, Merlot and Cabernet Sauvignon –– are under $5 a bottle at Habersham Beverage. I miss the influence of former wine maker Adam La Zarre –– but these wines are still great buys and drinkable New Year’s companions.

Angeline Pinot Noir. For a few cents over a ten–spot, you can drink a California Pinot Noir that is a solid contender in categories of value and taste. Aromatic overtones of smoked tea and spice abound; bright flavors of strawberry, subtle vanilla oak lead to a rich, round finish.

Las Rocas Garnacha. This Spanish red is sourced from Calatayud vineyards ranging in age from 70 to 100 years.

Dark ruby in color, it delivers alluring aromas of spice box, mineral, cherry, and black raspberry. Layers or rich, ripe dark fruit flavors are pleasing and lead to pure, lengthy finish.

Castle Rock Pinot Noir. There was a time that I would shy away from a Pniot Noir selling for under $20. No more.

Look for the California Cuvee or Central Coastal labels of Castle Rock –– those should represent the best value and deliver plenty of the rich, peppery essence that I love in Pinot Noir.

Gascon Malbec. I love Argentina Malbecs – and this example from the high–altitude wine country of Mendoza is classic in style and a real

steal. Made from 100 percent Malbec grown in a 50–year–old vineyard, the wine is aged in 30 percent new French oak barrels and 70 percent 2–3 year–old French oak barrels. Don’t be afraid of this wine being too tannic – blending results in a well–rounded wine with nice textures. Gascon Malbec has a concentrated nose of ripe black cherry fruit with notes of vanilla and chocolate.

Medium–bodied, it has rich fruit flavor and a soft, velvety finish.

Cycles Gladiator Merlot.

Frankly, I had dodged the wines from Cycles Gladiator because of the label – a reference to a French bicycle company. I placed them in my “no animals/cuteness/shameless pandering on the label” category. OK, I was wrong. Each variety is a big value with pleasing characteristics. The Merlot is racked into a blend of new and neutral French Oak for an 11–month slumber.

Aromatics of Emperor cherry, blackberry and cedar announce this wine. Red fruits fill the mouth. The tannins are substantial but offer richness as opposed to the harsh, bitter character that many Merlots have.

Grayson Cellars Paso Robles Merlot. You see more and more wines come from the hot days and cool nights of Paso Robles. Grayson Cellars Merlot exhibits a purple garnet color with aromas of black cherry and a mix of red fruits. This medium to full–bodied wine shows soft tannins and balanced acid with flavors dominated by cherry, blackberry and a few spice notes followed by a long finish. Its roundness comes from aging in both French and American Oak. cs

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Tim’s restaurant hopping turns up intriguing and satisfying meals. He picks some experiences every week to share:

Green Tea Drive Thru

This Chinese take–out has a firm hold on this bustling corner of Eisenhower Drive and Waters Avenue. With virtually every order made from scratch and the typically large menu, it’s hard to imagine not satisfying your yearning for Chinese take–out here. And, on Christmas night, it was the only bright corner of the intersection. Ms. TJ and I craved something

besides more ham. Quicker than you can sing fa–la–la–la–la, we were home and cracking open our foam clam shell of sesame chicken, a rich, sweet glaze enrobing each hot, fried piece of tender chicken. A generous dusting of sesame seeds added nuttiness; the fried rice was nicely punctuated by bits of diced carrot and green peas. We shared a steaming hot container of won ton soup (Two noodles apiece!) and split a vegetable–filled egg roll.

The business model seems consistent from place to place among the city’s several similar take–a–ways –– but food quality often varies. Green Tea has long been one of our favorites for carryout –– and we’re glad to see the tradition continuing.

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Ruth’s Chris

I purposely skipped over Ruth’s Chris Steak House in my pre–holiday send–up of fine dining options. Why? Because I wanted you to know about a rock star offer at the restaurant on New Year’s Eve. The restaurant has been offering a kind of “early bird” special of a three–course dinner for $39.95. Diners choose from a selection of soups and salads, entrees and massive desserts. Now, on New Year’s Eve beginning at 9 p. m., that same three–course meal is going for a remarkable $30. The restaurant’s exemplary service and hand–cut prime beef have won admirers since opening barely one year ago. Add to that generous servings of side dishes and this three–course meal turns into a feast. Of course, there are also fish and chicken options on the NYE special menu. In the lounge, which is, frankly, the best happy hour deal in town, all appetizers will be half price, also beginning at 9 p. m., along with $2 draft beer and half off premium cocktails.

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The classics Let us welcome the New Year by looking forward to some highbrow entertainment.

The Savannah Concert Association’s 2009–2010 series continues with the Jan. 9 recital by violinist Elena Urioste at the Lucas Theatre. Urioste made her stage debut with the Philadelphia Orchestra at 13, and was recently hailed as “an emerging artist to watch” by Symphony Magazine.

A recipient of the prestigious London Music Masters Award, she was also the 2007 first–prize winner of the Sion International Violin Competition.

Tickets range from $12.50 to $25, with significant discounts for students. See www.savannahconcertassociation.com.

Founded in 1978, the mission of the Moscow State Radio Symphony Orchestra was to broadcast, on a weekly basis, the music of the 18th, 19th and 20th centuries into home across the Soviet Union.

The Moscow State Radio Symphony Orchestra comes to the Lucas Jan. 21.

That was, of course, then. And this is now.

The orchestra has become a dependable touring unit, visiting the United States with regularity for the past five years. Music

director Anatoli Nemudrov and his crew will visit the Lucas Theatre in Savannah for a concert Thursday, Jan. 21. Alexei Kornienko will conduct.

Following in the Russian tradition, this

is an orchestra dedicated to the old–school classical approach.

The band has performed at the Kremlin Palace with the Moscow Classical Ballet (The Nutcracker, Giselle, Don Quixote, Cinderella and Firebird) and has been welcomed in concert halls the world over.

It is featured regularly at Tchaikovsky Hall, and at the Great Hall of Moscow Conservatory, and continues to broadcast on Russian radio and television.

Tickets are $49, $39 and $29 at www. savannahboxoffice.com.

Moving ahead, the Savannah Philharmonic Orchestra tackles Stravinsky’s Firebird at the Cathedral of St John the Baptist (what a beautiful place) Saturday, Feb. 20.

The program will also include Borodin’s “Polovtsian Dances,” and tickets are $35, or $100 for special super–duper limited VIP seating. CS

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The best and worst films of 2009 by matt brunson | myeahmatt@gmail.com

The movie year began with bumbling mall cops and ended with singing chipmunks, but rest assured that signs of intelligent life could be found in between.

Still, the decade certainly could have ended on a better note. After an extremely strong celluloid crop in 2007 (led by No Country for Old Men) and a fairly decent roster last year (with Harvey Milk and an ’80s wrestler – to say nothing of a certain caped crusader – standing tall), 2009 simply didn’t offer as many big–screen pleasures as previous years.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen may have emerged as the biggest moneymaker of the year, but, 40 years from now, will Sight & Sound magazine be placing it on their respected and recurring list of the greatest films of all time? I think not.

At any rate, here are my picks for the 10 best movies of 2009, with directors, followed by 10 worthy runner–ups, other assorted superlatives, and one last peek at the 10 worst films of the year.

THE 10 BEST

1. UP IN THE AIR (Jason Reitman). The best picture of 2009. In this era of massive layoffs, a picture centering on the travels of a downsizing expert would seem like a cinematic suicide mission, but this superb adaptation of Walter Kirn’s novel manages to be funny, sexy and breezy without ever diminishing the sobering realities that constantly hover around the picture’s edges.

In his best work to date, George Clooney shines as the charming hatchet man whose cocoon of willful isolation is penetrated by a co–worker (Anna Kendrick) lacking in people skills as well as by a fellow frequent flyer (Vera Farmiga) with whom he becomes romantically entangled.

2. A SERIOUS MAN (Joel & Ethan Coen). Two years ago, the Coens gave us “Friend–o.” Now they return with “Accept the mystery,” the most quotable line as well as one of the driving principles in this astonishing piece that (like many of their best films) is guaranteed to reward repeat viewings.

Taking as their subject nothing less than man’s relationship with God, the brothers focus on Larry Gopnik (Michael Stuhlbarg), a Jewish teacher whose life starts to unravel at a dizzying rate. Larry seeks answers for his Job–like predicament, but will his search ultimately cause him to embrace his faith or reject it?

3. AN EDUCATION (Lone Scherfig). This lovely drama set in London during the early 1960s centers on a 16–year–old girl (Carey Mulligan) who must decide whether to attend Oxford after graduating from high school or stick with the older gentleman (Peter Sarsgaard) who’s introduced her to a whirlwind life of nightclubs, champagne and fine art. Fiercely intelligent and unapologetically direct in its refusal to provide narrative shortcuts, this benefits from Lone Scherfig’s sensitive direction, Nick Hornby’s exquisite script (based on Lynn Barber’s memoir) and Mulligan’s breakout performance.

4. UP (Pete Docter & Bob Peterson). In an unexpectedly strong year for animated fare, it’s no surprise that the winner and still champion is the Pixar entry. This gem about an elderly man (voiced

by Ed Asner) and a little boy (Jordan Nagai) floating off to uncharted territory in a helium–filled house provides the requisite thrills and colorful supporting characters (the happy–go–lucky dog, Dug, is a keeper), but the storyline’s guiding light – the senior citizen’s love for his late wife – makes this as emotionally draining as any of the year’s live–action offerings.

5. (500) DAYS OF SUMMER (Marc Webb). Tom (Joseph Gordon–Levitt), a romantic at

heart, enters into a relationship with Summer (Zooey Deschanel), who’s more cynical in nature. Can their romance possibly survive?

The beauty of this utterly winning picture is that it doesn’t live in a generational vacuum: Like the best films of its kind, its tale of young love will speak to all ages.

6. BRIGHT STAR (Jane Campion). In 1818 London, the forward–thinking Fanny Brawne (Abbie Cornish) makes the acquaintance of two poets – one (Charles Browne, played by Paul Schneider) becomes her adversary while the other (John Keats, played

by Ben Whishaw) becomes her great love. Bringing the creative process to life on screen is always an uphill battle – how does one turn thoughts into something tangible? – but writer–director Jane Campion never reduces the written word to a mere plot device, choosing instead to work it into the very fabric of this deeply romantic picture.

7. IN THE LOOP (Armando Iannucci). With apologies to the engrossing though slightly overrated The Hurt Locker, this is actually the best 2009 release dealing in some manner with the “wartime experience” in the Middle East.

Leave it to the Brits to make a topical movie on the subject that actually matters – and trust the cheeky bastards to also take that unexpected extra step by turning it into a comedy.

8. THE MESSENGER (Oren Moverman). Like In the Loop, here’s another war story that takes places far away from the killing fields. A heartfelt drama about two stateside officers tasked with informing family members that their loved ones have died in overseas action, this pays more than the usual obligatory lip service to our men and women in uniform.

As the Iraq War hero reluctant to handle this daunting new assignment, Ben Foster proves to be a revelation, while Woody Harrelson, as his seasoned mentor, has never been better.

THE 10 WORST

1. THE UGLY TRUTH “Ugly� doesn’t even begin to describe this abysmal effort in which a frigid control freak (Katherine Heigl) and a slovenly chauvinist pig (Gerard Butler) inexplicably fall for one another. It’s partly because of romantic comedies as stupid and clueless as this one that the so–called “battle of the sexes� will rage on for at least another 500 years.

2. TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN Steven Spielberg’s acknowledged status as a “hands–on producer� provided the 2007 original with some personality, but with this sequel clearly the exclusive property of director Michael Bay, the end result is the filmic equivalent of a 150–minute waterboarding session.

3. THE INFORMERS Not to be confused with The Informant! (a fine film),

this is instead the latest adaptation of a Bret Easton Ellis novel, and that it’s the worst one yet says a lot about its sheer wretchedness. Billy Bob Thornton, Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke are among those looking thoroughly bored as they play vacuous twits who never say or do anything of consequence or interest.

4. OLD DOGS Pair the star of Battlefield Earth and Look Who’s Talking Too with the star of Patch Adams and Flubber, and odds are the end result won’t be a comedy classic. Then place the director of Wild Hogs at the helm, and it’s all but guaranteed that the finished product, a creepy yarn about two aging dudes raising two brats, will reek of creative desperation.

5. MY LIFE IN RUINS Nia Vardalos enjoyed a box office bonanza with My Big Fat Greek Wedding, but this torturous endeavor is merely one big fat Greek disaster. Sorry, Nia, I sense a career in ruins.

6. NEW IN TOWN As a movie about a high–powered executive (Renee Zellweger) ordered to downsize a significant workforce, this insulting rubbish is continents removed from the pleasures of Up in the Air. 7. YEAR ONE Biblical times were milked for raunchy but riotous laughs in History of the World: Part I and Life of Brian, but the well seems to have run dry when it comes to this dreary comedy.

8. LAW ABIDING CITIZEN What begins as a cathartic, thought–provoking film – a Death Wish for these modern times – soon becomes too afraid to tackle the issues it brings up, thus transforming into a shallow, ridiculous thriller.

9. G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA The second of this year’s summer films to be based on a line of Hasbro toys (the first being, of course, Transformers Part Deux), this plastic product isn’t G.I. Joe so much as it’s C.G.I. Joe, a nonstop orgy of computer imagery.

10. JENNIFER’S BODY Diablo Cody won a well–deserved Oscar for penning Juno, but her sophomore script proved to be, well, sophomoric. Instead of providing a subversive, female POV to a played–out genre that has traditionally been owned by male filmmakers, this horror yarn about a high school hottie (monotonous Megan Fox) who becomes a vampire–zombie–thingie can barely keep pace with even the most rudimentary slasher flicks. cs

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9. NOT QUITE HOLLYWOOD: THE WILD, UNTOLD STORY OF OZPLOITATION! (Mark Hartley).

From Food, Inc. to The Cove, there’s no shortage of 2009 documentaries seeking to make the world a better place by educating viewers, exposing corruption and/or suggesting proper courses of action. Yet hacking through this forest of well–meaning films is this delirious look at the disreputable genre films that exploded out of Australia in the 1970s and ‘80s. Packed with choice clips and featuring Quentin Tarantino as one of the interviewees, this is informative, entertaining and oh–so–naughty.

10. STAR TREK (J.J. Abrams). Barely edging out another space odyssey – Duncan Jones’ heady Moon – for the final slot on this list, Star Trek finds TV wunderkind J.J. Abrams proving that there’s still life in this enterprising franchise. Abrams’ approach to revamping the series is by going even further back than what we assumed was the beginning. His motto: Be playful, be unpredictable, and full speed ahead.

The Next 10 (Honorable Mentions, In Preferential Order): Moon; The Maid; Julie & Julia; Coraline; State of Play; Goodbye Solo; This Is It; The Baader Meinhof Complex; Inglourious Basterds; Good Hair Overrated: The Hangover; Invictus; Two Lovers; Tyson; Valentino: The Last Emperor Underrated: The Box; The Lovely Bones; My Sister’s Keeper; A Perfect Getaway; Terminator Salvation Disappointments: Amelia; The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus; Nine; Public Enemies; Taking Woodstock

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Up in the Air In the cinema of 2009, Ryan Bingham should by all accounts emerge as the Protagonist Least Likely To Be Embraced By The Nation’s Moviegoers. That’s because Ryan works as a downsizing expert, hired to come in and dismiss employees that their own bosses are too gutless to fire face to face. Ryan is excellent at his job, which would make him the antagonist in virtually any other film. But because he’s played by charismatic George Clooney, Ryan becomes less a villain and more a representative of the modern American, a tech–age person trying to reconcile his buried humanity with what he or she believes is necessary to survive in this increasingly disconnected world. That’s the starting point for this superb adaptation of Walter Kirn’s novel, but the film covers a lot more territory – both literally and figuratively – before it reaches the finish line. As Ryan jets all over the country doing his job – the opposite of The Accidental Tourist’s Macon Leary, he loves traveling and hates the handful of days a year he’s forced to spend at home – he makes the acquaintance of a fellow frequent flyer (Vera Farmiga), and they strike up a romance that’s among the sexiest and most adult placed on screen in some time. Yet Ryan’s carefully constructed life threatens to crash and burn when his company’s latest hire (Anna Kendrick), a whiz kid just out of college, implements a plan that will require the grounding of all employees, including Ryan. Penning the script with Sheldon Turner, director Jason Reitman (now 3–for–3 following Juno and Thank You for Smoking) has created a timely seriocomic work that manages to be breezy without once diminishing the sobering realities that constantly hover around the picture’s edges (for starters, the fired employees interviewed in the film are not actors but real workers who were let go from their jobs). Farmiga and Kendrick are excellent as the two women who unexpectedly alter the direction of Ryan’s life, yet it’s Clooney, in his best screen work to date, who’s most responsible for earning this magnificent movie its wings.

avatar The only film capable of surpassing Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen as the Fanboy Fave of 2009, James Cameron’s massively hyped Avatar at least differs from Michael Bay’s boondoggle in that it’s, you know, entertaining.

On the other hand, the notion that it represents the next revolution in cinema is nothing more than studio-driven hyperbole, because while the 3-D visuals might rate four stars, Cameron’s steady but unexceptional screenplay guarantees that this falls well below more

compatible marriages of substance and style found in such celluloid groundbreakers as the original King Kong, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Toy Story and Cameron’s own Terminator films. Here, the story meshes Dances With Wolves and Pocahontas with, amusingly enough, this year’s animated flop Battle for Terra - it’s the year 2154, and the Americans have decided to destroy the indigenous people on a distant planet in order to plunder the land and make off with its riches (plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose). For all its swagger, Avatar is rarely deeper than an average Garfield strip, but Cameron’s creation of a new world demands to be seen at least once.

THE ROAD Zombies seem to be de rigueur in today’s strain of post–apocalyptic motion pictures, yet this adaptation of the novel by Cormac McCarthy (No Country for Old Men) offers nothing quite so fanciful. The undead shambling through this bleak movie’s ravished landscapes are, technically speaking, still human, though many have taken to eating human flesh, and all seem to be moving forward as though propelled by a natural instinct to survive at all costs. Among the ragtag survivors are a father–son team identified only as Man (Viggo Mortensen) and Boy (Kodi Smit–McPhee); solely dedicated to protecting his child, Man does his best to steer clear of all other humans, lest they be what he tags “bad guys” (those with murderous, cannibalistic urges); his paranoia makes him even wary of seemingly harmless strangers, like the elderly man they encounter on the road (Robert Duvall, doing the most with this juicy morsel of a role). Director John Hillcoat, whose Aussie Western The Proposition should be Netflixed posthaste by all who haven’t seen it, creates a credible futureworld in which even the “good guys” struggle to retain some semblance of decency, and Mortensen comes through with another haunting performance that mixes the cerebral with the physical.

SHERLOCK HOLMES The stench of Van Helsing hung heavy over the trailer for this interpretation of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s sleuth extraordinaire – hyperkinetic editing, loopy deviations from the source, an unintelligible plot – but the end result turns out to be far more successful than those early warning signs indicated. Not a great film by any stretch of the imagination, director Guy Ritchie’s full–speed– ahead effort still qualifies as decent holiday–season fare, with Robert Downey Jr. vigorously portraying Holmes as a brawny, brainy gentleman–lout and Jude Law providing measured counterpoint as sidekick Dr. Watson. The storyline isn’t always interesting as much as it’s overextended – at least one plot strand could have been excised – and Ritchie’s pumped–up techniques often make this feel less like a movie and more like a video game promo. But there’s still plenty to enjoy here, and the ending all but guarantees a sequel – box office returns be damned.

IT’S COMPLICATED After the triumph of Julie & Julia, Meryl Streep heads back to the kitchen for an erratic comedy in which she plays Jane, a successful baker and restaurateur who, a decade after divorcing Jake (Alec Baldwin), finds herself cast in the role of the “other woman” once she embarks on an affair with her remarried ex. Writer–director Nancy Meyers (Something’s Gotta Give) surprisingly goes too easy on the character of Jake, a decision that leaves a bad taste and drains some of the fun out of this otherwise agreeable (if rarely uproarious) bauble. But Streep’s comic chops remain strong, and the film gets a significant boost from the presence of Steve Martin as a sensitive architect who finds himself drawn to Jane.

NINE The biggest disappointment of the holiday season – make that the biggest disappointment of the year – Rob Marshall’s second celluloid musical (after the accomplished

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS? Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Two city slickers whose knowledge of world history extends only to the NYC boroughs are forced through contrived situations to stay in rural America, where they adapt to regional cuisine (lots of mayonnaise), view animals as alien beings (horses and cows and bears, oh my!), and remain leery of the locals (gun–toting Republicans who love rodeos but hate liberals). If you’ve heard that one, then you’ve certainly heard about the Morgans, a dimwitted comedy in which an estranged couple (Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker) find themselves hiding out in Wyoming after they witness a murder back in the Big Apple. Old pros Sam Elliott and Mary Steenburgen (representing the small–town law) provide some lift, but otherwise, here’s yet another movie that should be neither seen nor heard.

The Princess And The Frog Given the Disney studio’s recent disdain toward traditional hand–drawn animation, it’s sometimes hard to believe this was the company that over seven decades ago proved that toon flicks deserved to be on the big screen as much as their live–action counterparts. After all, the outfit with countless classics under its belt, some as recent as the 1990s (Beauty and the Beast, The Lion King), had all but abandoned the format in this new century, squarely throwing its support behind computer–

animated fare and releasing a scattering of old–school mediocrities (like Treasure Planet) that were saddled with limp scripts and uninspired voice casting.

So is The Princess and the Frog the start of a new era, or merely a hiccup that will quickly be stifled? It’s hard to predict, but for now, it’s a pleasure to have an old–fashioned animated effort that actually stirs memories of past glories. Directed by John Musker and Ron Clements, the team that made The Little Mermaid (which kicked off the modern spate of Disney classics) and Aladdin before losing their way with Hercules and Treasure Planet, The Princess and the Frog adds a decidedly jazzy spin to the venerable fairy tale.

It centers on Tiana (Anika Noni Rose), a young woman living in early– 20th–century New Orleans. Toiling as a waitress but longing to save enough money to open her own restaurant, Tiana finds her fate intertwined with that of Prince Naveen (Bruno Campos), a visiting royal who’s been duped by the nefarious Dr. Facilier (Keith David) and turned into a frog. Tiana reluctantly kisses the now–green Naveen in an attempt to help him turn human again (as per the fairy tale), but the plan backfires and she instead finds herself joining him in an amphibian state.

Randy Newman’s song score runs hot and cold, but the animation is lovely, the story offers the requisite Disney mix of mirth and message, and the supporting characters (including a jazz–lovin’ crocodile and a laid–back firefly) prove to be an engaging bunch. Yet what’s most noteworthy about the film isn’t what’s in it but what’s missing – specifically, the faddish pop culture references and scatological humor that dates most of today’s animated efforts. The Princess and the Frog refuses to be pegged as a product of a specific period, and in that regard, it’s a welcome throwback to the timeless toon tales of yesteryear.

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the sort of safe, sanitized fare that used to attract stodgy filmmakers like Richard Attenborough on a regular basis.

Simplifying complicated South African issues to the level of a Berenstein Bears storybook, the movie focuses on the initial years of the presidency of Mandela (portrayed by Morgan Freeman in a competent if uninvolving performance), who emerged from decades in prison bent not on revenge against the whites who oppressed him but instead seeking unity in this post–apartheid South Africa. Finding resistance from both sides of the racial divide, the saintly leader decides to use the sport of rugby as Ground Zero for solidarity, working with the captain (a functional Matt Damon) of the country’s mostly white team to build national pride by taking them all the way to the 1995 World Cup Championship game. The first half of Invictus is the superior portion, since Mandela is front and center for most of the running time. Unfortunately, the second part devolves into a typical sports drama focusing on an underdog team battling its way through incredible odds, and this narrative direction forces Mandela to remain on the sidelines of the movie itself.

EVERYBODY’S FINE Robert De Niro isn’t low–key as much as he’s merely lethargic, and it’s yet one more dismissive turn from an actor who once owned a major chunk of seminal ’70s cinema. De Niro stars as Frank Goode, a widower who, disappointed that all four of his grown children have canceled plans to come visit him, decides instead to surprise all of them on their own respective doorsteps.

He first visits David, an artist living in New York, but David never turns up at his own apartment. Undeterred, Frank presses forward, visiting in rapid succession his daughter Amy (Kate Beckinsale), an advertising executive, his son Robert (Sam Rockwell), a symphony musician, and his other daughter Rosie (Drew Barrymore), a Vegas entertainer. Awkward and ill–matched, the members of the big–name cast fail to impress, although Rockwell comes closest to making his character something more than a dullard.

The Twilight Saga: New Moon A step down from last year’s box office hit Twilight, New Moon has

retained the same screenwriter (Melissa Rosenberg) but opted to switch out directors (The Golden Compass’ Chris Weitz in for Thirteen’s Catherine Hardwicke). Perhaps it’s this changing of the guard that prevents this latest picture from ever maintaining a steady rhythm. Weitz keeps the proceedings on a low simmer, an emotional oasis only punctuated every once in a while

by Bella’s howls as she pines for her one true bloodsucking love. But we’re getting ahead of ourselves. In New Moon, vampire Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) has decided it’s too dangerous for his human girlfriend Bella (Kristen Stewart) to be around his kind, so he and his family pack up and leave their Forks, Wash., home, ostensibly for good. As before, the whole enterprise is primarily held together by Stewart’s performance, a believable mix of adoration for her man and attitude toward the rest of the world.

THE BLIND SIDE

The Blind Side is typical of the sort of racially aware films Hollywood foists upon middle America, purportedly focusing on a black protagonist but really serving as an example of the goodness of white folks. The only reason this young black boy exists, it seems to hint, is so that a Caucasian woman can feel good about herself. The fact that The Blind Side is based on a true story dispels much of this criticism, although it still would have been nice if writer–director John Lee Hancock had thought to include the character of Michael Oher (Quentin Aaron) into more of his game plan. Instead, he’s a saintly, one–dimensional figure –– although he (like everyone else in the film) seems like the spawn of Satan when compared to Leigh Ann Tuohy (Sandra Bullock), the feisty Southern belle who decides to feed, shelter and eventually adopt this homeless lad after spotting him one dark and stormy night. Bullock’s a lot of fun to watch in this role, and the movie itself contains enough humor and heartbreak (though next to no dramatic tension) to make it an engaging if undemanding experience. But its true intentions are revealed in its ample self–congratulatory dialogue. “Leigh Anne, you are changing that boy’s life.”

“No. [insert dramatic, Oscar–friendly pause here] He’s changing mine.” You can almost see the filmmakers patting themselves on their backs before heading home to their maximum–security Beverly Hills mansions. CS

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Chatham County Campaign For Liberty

A group that is carrying the torch that Ron Paul lit for freedom and liberty. Mitch Anderson, 6957746, or visit www.campaignforliberty.com/usa/ GA/Chatham/ for dates, time and meeting place.

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Meets second Tuesday of the month. 927-7170.

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Benefits

Meets every third Thursday of the month, 7pm, at Savannah Joe Coffee House in Pooler. Group meets to discuss various issues, historical and current events, such as legislation, taxes, education, politics. Call 484-5281 for more info or www.constitutionparty.com

A nonprofit housing program for homeless women and their children. Hope House is requesting donation of new or gently used furniture for its transitional housing program, Peeler House. Pick-up can be arranged and a tax deductible letter will be provided. Call 236-5310.

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Drinking Liberally

An informal gathering of left-leaners. Meets 1st and 3rd Thursday of each month at Moon River Brewing Company. For more info: august1494@ excite.com or www.DrinkingLiberally.org.

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Junior League of Savannah is accepting applications for 2010-2011 Community Program Development Applications. The deadline to submit applications is Feb 1, 2010. Funding and volunteers will be provided for projects within the designated focus area of women and children’s advocacy. Applicants must be registered 501c3. Applications are available online at jrleaguesavannah.org under “Community Impact & Applications” or by calling 912.790.1002.

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Open call for t-shirt designs for the Crtiz Tybee Run in February. $500 prize. Deadline for art submissions is Dec. 31 at 5pm. For guidelines visit: www.robmark.com/critztybeerun For more info, email: tybeeruninfo@robmark.com

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Savannah-based children’s book publisher, Castlebridge Books, has announced a January 10, 2010 deadline for story submissions.

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Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced at Bead Dreamer Studio, 407A E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 920-6659.

Bead Dreamer Studio, Savannah http://www. beaddreamer.com/

Construction Apprentice Program

Free 16-week training program for men and women interested in gaining construction skills for career level jobs in construction.

Earn a technical certificate of credit with no cost for trainingk, books or tools. To apply, call Tara H. Sinclair at 604-9574.

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Conversational Spanish

Do you want to practice your Spanish? Come to the mesa de espanol the second Thursday and last Friday of the month at 4:30 p.m.

For information, e-mail cafecontigo@gmail. com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. , Savannah

Crime isn’t a Civil Right

The ongoing speech/spoken word presentation by local freelance crimefighter & communicator Nadra Enzi aka Capt. Black seeks venues to “grow safety consciousness together as one community.” For booking e-mail nadracaptblack@ymail.com

English as a Second Language

Have fun learning English with a teacher who has 20 years of experience. Small class sizes.

Meets every Thursday from 7-8pm. Walk-ins welcome. For more info, call: 845-764-7045 The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. ,

Fany’s Spanish/English Institute

Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children are held at 15 E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 921-4646 or 220-6570 to register.

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Presented by Step Up Savannah and its partners. Classes on basic budgeting, managing credit, understanding credit scores, and building savings for emergencies. Banking Basics: 1/4, 2pm & 1/25, 6pm at the Bull St. Library; 1/11, 6pm at the Carnegie Library (537 E. Henry). Managing Credit: 2/1, 2pm & 2/22, 6pm at the Bull St. Library; 2/8, 6pm at the Carnegie Library. Credit Report and Scores: 3/1, 2pm & 3/22, 6pm at Bull St.; 3/8, 6pm at Carnegie. Savings: 4/5, 2pm & 4/26, 6pm at Bull St.; 4/12, 6pm at Carnegie. Reservations required. Call 691-2227

Free swimming lessons

The Savannah Storm Swim Team is giving free swim lessons to any child between the ages 7 to 18. An adult must accompany any child or children under 10. Send e-mail with contact info to: thesavannahstorm@gmail. com.

Garbage, Goo, Recycling and YOU

The Chatham County Department of Public Works is sponsoring this show by the Puppet People, which will tour elementary schools to teach students the importance of learning to Reduce, Reuse and Recycle. For bookings, call 355-3366.

German Language Classes

Have fun learning German with small groups of 3-6 students. Classes meet Monday & Thursday evening at the Sentient Bean. The choices are Beginners I or II, or advanced Conversational class. There is a small fee per class. I am a native professor from Switzerland. For more info: (912) 604 3281 The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave ,

Housing Authority of Savannah Classes

Free classes will be offered at the Neighborhood Resource Center, 1407 Wheaton St. Some classes are on-going. Adult Literacy is offered every Monday and Wednesday from 4-6 p.m. Homework Help is offered every Tuesday and Thursday from 3-4:30 p.m. The Community Computer Lab is open Monday through Friday from 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.

GED/adult literacy education is being offered

Monday through Thursday from 9 a.m. to noon or 1-4 p.m.

Open Fire Cooking Workshop

1/30, 9am-3pm - Participants will prepare and eat sweet and savory dishes while learning how to cook with cast iron over an open fire. To register or for more info call 912-3951509. Oatland Island Wildlife Center,

Porcelain Painting

Ongoing beginner, intermediate and advanced 4-day class. $250 includes supplies, brushes, porcelain and firing of art. 706-4956724, www.GaSeminarsbytheSea.com. Internationally renowned teachers. Tybee Island, Tybee Island , Tybee Island

Puppet Shows

Offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler AfricanAmerican Health Information & Resource Center for schools, day cares, libraries, churches, community events and fairs. Call 447-6605. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/1844.cfm

Register for S.P.A.C.E. Visual Arts Classes

City Dept. of Cultural Affairs offers classes in everything from pottery to stained glass and beyond. 6-8 week programs and 1-day workshops are available. Class schedule and registration forms are available online at www.savannahga.gov/arts or by calling (912) 651-6783. S.P.A.C.E. , 9 W. Henry St. ,

Savannah Conservatory for the Performing Arts

Low cost instruction in a group lesson format.

Classes in drama, dance, percussion, woodwinds, brass, strings, piano, vocals, guitar, visual arts and music theory Tuesdays and Thursdays 5:30, 6:30 or 7:30pm. $60 per quarter. 352-8366, tsaconservatory@bellsouth.net.

Salvation Army Community Center, 3000 Bee Rd. , Savannah

Savannah Entrepreneurial Center

Offering a variety of business classes. Call 652-3582. Savannah Entrepreneurial Center, 801 E. Gwinnett Street , Savannah

Savannah Learning Center Spanish Classes

Be bilingual. Call 272-4579 or 308-3561. email savannahlatina@yahoo.com or visit www. savannahlatina.com. Free folklore classes also are offered on Saturdays from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Savannah Learning Center, 7160 Hodgson Memorial Dr. , Savannah

Starfish Cafe Culinary Arts Training Program

This 12-week full-time program is designed to provide work training and employment opportunities in the food service industry, including food preparation, food safety and sanitation training, customer service training and job search and placement assistance. Call Mindy Saunders at 234-0525. The Starfish Cafe, 711 East Broad Street , Savannah http:// www.thestarfishcafe.org/

Thinking of Starting a Small Business

is a course offered twice a month atthe Small Business Assistance Center, 111 E. Liberty St. $50 in advance or $60 at the door. 651-3200, www.savannahabdc.org. Small Business Assistance Center, 111 E Liberty Street , Savannah http://www.sbacsav.com/

Volunteer 101

A 30-minute course that covers issues to help volunteers get started is held the first and third Thursday of the month at 6 p.m. The first Thursday, the class is at Savannah State University, and the third Thursday, at United Way, 428 Bull St. Register by calling Summer at 651-7725 or visit www.HandsOnSavannah. org. United Way of Coastal Empire, 428 Bull St , Savannah http://www.uwce.org/

Bike Night with Mikie

Every Saturday at 6:30 p.m. Half of the proceeds of a 50/50 drawing go to the military for phone cards and other items. The Red Zone Bar and Grill, 3975 Highway 17 , Richmond Hill

Bimmer Club of Savannah

Are you a BMW nut? Want to share your passion with others? Meet up for car shows, drives and group lessons in maintenance, etc.

Email for more info: carlor2002@aol.com, or call 912-308-0221 after 8pm.

Brothers Growing for Humanity

A fraternity for single men of all ages (like the “bachelors” in Midnight in the Garden) devoted to comradeship and serving (as little as one hour per week) those alone/lonely, confined to their home, a nursing or retirement home, or in hospice. Fraternity brothers embrace attitudes/attributes of compassion and love, honesty, patience, forgiveness, humility, faith, and reverence for human life. Call Brother Dennis at 786-7614.

Buccaneer Region SCCA

is the local chapter of the Sports Car Club of America. It hosts monthly solo/autocross driving events in the Savannah area. Anyone with a safe car, insurance and a valid driver’s license is eligible to participate. Visit http:// buccaneerregion.org/solo.html.

Civil Air Patrol

Aerospace education programs and activities for adults and teens ages 12-18. Meets every Thursday from 7-9 p.m. Visit www.gawg.cap. gov, send e-mail to N303WR@aol.com, or call Capt. Jim Phillips at 412-4410. Savannah Flying Tiger Composite Squadron, Savannah International Airport , Savannah

Clean Coast

Meets monthly on the first Monday. Visit www. cleancoast.org for event schedule. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www.savj.org/

Coastal MINIs

Local MINI Cooper owners and enthusiasts who gather on the first Sunday of the month at 10 a.m. to go on motoring adventures together. Visit coastalminis.com. Starbucks, Victory Drive and Skidaway Road , Savannah

Coffee & Conversation

Held every Tuesday at 8am by Creative Coast as a networking event. http://links.thecreativecoast.org/conversation. Cafe Ambrosia, 202 E. Broughton St. , Savannah

Geechee Sailing Club

Meets the second Monday of the month (except for November) at 6:30pm. Open to all interested in boating and related activities. www.geecheesailingclub.org. Tubby’s Tank

House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr ,

Georgetown Playgroup

Meet the first and third Thursday of the month from 9:30-11am at the Northside clubhouse in Georgetown. Free.

Historic Savannah Chapter of ABWA

Meets the second Thursday of every month from 6-7:30 p.m. The cost is the price of the meal. RSVP to 660-8257. Tubby’s Tank House, 2909 River Dr , Thunderbolt

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Historic Victorian Neighborhood Association

Meets the second Wed. of every month at 6:30 p.m. Call 236-8546. American Legion, Post 135, 1108 Bull St. , Savannah This is a club for wood-turning enthusiasts.

Call Hank Weisman at 786-6953.

Art for All

Meets the first Saturday of the month at 1 p.m. Call 786-4508. American Legion Post 184, 1 Legion Dr. , Savannah

SCAD community education offers something for everyone.

Workshops and classes are taught by SCAD graduate students and alumni in outstanding SCAD facilities.

Low Country Turners

Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary

Moon River Chorus

Ladies’ barbershop chorus. Rehearsals are Thursdays from 7-9 p.m. Visitors are welcome. Call Sylvia at 927-2651 or sylviapf@ aol.com. Whitefield United Methodist Church, 728 E. 55th Street , Savannah http://www. whitefieldumc.com/

Mothers of Preschoolers (MOPS)

Join other moms for fun, inspiration, guest speakers, food and creative activities while children ages birth to 5 are cared for in a preschool-like setting. Meets the second and fourth Wednesday of the month from 9:1511:30 am Call 898-0869 and 897-6167 or visit www.mops.org. First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny Mercer Blvd , Savannah http://www.fbcislands.com/

No Kidding

Join Savannah’s only social club for people without children! No membership fees, meet great new friends, enjoy a wide variety of activities and events. For more info, visit http://savannahnokidding.angelfire.com/ or e-mail: savannahnokidding@gmail.com

Old Time Radio Researcher’s Group

International fan and research group devoted to preserving and distributing old-time radio broadcasts from 1926 to 1962. Send e-mail to Jim Beshires at beshiresjim@yahoo.com or visit www.otrr.org.

Richmond Hill Roadies Running Club

A chartered running club of the Road Runners Association of America. For a nominal annual fee, members will receive monthly training sessions and seminars and have weekly runs of various distances. Kathy Ack-

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Join us for new years eve

Come eat, drink & be merry! No CoVEr CHargE Open Mon-Fri 11 til 2am, Sat til 3am, Sun til midnight

4700 E. Hwy 80 Whitemarsh Island • Pizzeria: 897.1938 • Tavern: 879.2715 Visit us on the web at www.sicilianospizza.com

Prices begin at $55 with most workshops including all supplies.

Registration is open and ongoing. To secure your place, register by calling 912.525.5982 or visiting scad.edu/ce.

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erman,756-5865 or Billy Tomlinson 596-5965.

Rogue Phoenix Sci-Fi Fantasy Club

Members of Starfleet International and The Klingon Assault Group meet twice a month, on the first Sunday at 4 pm. at 5429 LaRoche Ave and the third Tuesday at Chen’s Chinese Restaurant at 20 E. Derenne Ave. at 7:30 p.m.

Call 308-2094, email kasak@comcast.net or visit www.roguephoenix.org. Savannah

Savannah Adventure Club

Dedicated to pursuing adventures, both indoors and outdoors, throughout the Low country and beyond. Activities include sailing, camping, skydiving, kayaking, hiking, tennis, volleyball, and skiing, in addition to regular social gatherings.

Free to join. Email savannahadventureclub@ gmail.com or visit www.savannahadventureclub. com

Savannah Area Sacred Harp Singers

The public is invited to come and sing early American music and folk hymns from the shape note tradition. This non-denominational community musical activity emphasizes participation, not performance. Songs are from The Sacred Harp, an oblong songbook first published in 1844. Call 655-0994.

Savannah Art Association

Now accepting membership applications for 2010. The SAA is for visual artists of all media types. We gather monthly to exchange ideas, support and promote awareness and appreciation of the visual arts in Savannah. We also provide affordable avenues for members to market and exhibit their art. Call 232-7731 to receive an application.

Savannah Brewers’ League

Meets the first Wednesday of every month at 7:30 p.m. Call 447-0943 or visit www.hdb.org and click on Clubs, then Savannah Brewers League. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 W. Bay St. , Savannah

Savannah Browns Backers

This is an official fan club recognized by the Cleveland Browns NFL football team. Meet with Browns fans to watch the football games and support your favorite team Sundays at game time at Tubby’s Tank House in Thunderbolt.

The group holds raffles and trips and is looking into having tailgate parties in the future.

Call Kathy Dust at 373-5571 or send e-mail to KMDUST4@hotmail.com or Dave Armstrong at Darmst0817@comcast.net or 925-4709. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr , Thunderbolt

Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States

A dinner meeting held the fourth Tuesday of each month (except December) at 6 p.m. at the Hunter Club. Call John Findeis at 748-7020.

Hunter Army Airfield, 525 Leonard Neat St , Savannah http://www.stewart.army.mil/

Savannah Fencing Club

Beginner classes Tuesday and Thursday evenings for six weeks. Fees are $40. Some equipment is provided. After completing the class, you may become a member of the Savannah Fencing Club for $5 per month. Experienced fencers are welcome to join. Call 429-6918 or send email to savannahfencing@aol.com.

Savannah Jaycees

A Junior Chamber of Commerce for young professionals that focuses on friendship, career development and community involvement. Meets the second and fourth Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. Dinner is included and there is no charge for guests.

Call 961-9913 or visit www.savannahjaycees. com. Jaycee Building, 101 Atlas St. , Savannah

Savannah Newcomers Club

Open to all women who have been in the Savannah area for less than two years. Membership includes a monthly luncheon and program and, in addition, the club hosts a variety of activities, tours and events that will assist you in learning about Savannah and making new friends. Call 351-3171.

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Love a laid-back lifestyle? Beach, Buffet and no dress code. Check out savannahphc.com for the events calendar or e-mail mickie_ragsdale@ comcast.net.

Savannah Sunrise Rotary Club

Meets Thursdays from 7:30-8:30 a.m. at the First City Club. 32 Bull St , Savannah http://www. firstcityclub.com/

Savannah Toastmasters

Helps you improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly and supportive environment on Mondays at 6:15 p.m. at Memorial Health University Medical Center, Conference Room C. 484-6710. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah

Savannah Wine Lovers

A sometimes formal group that also sometimes just gets together to drink wine. Visit http:// groups.google.com/group/savannah-wine-lovers.

Savannah Writers Network

meets the second and fourth Tuesdays at 7pm at Books a Million to discuss, share and critique writing of fiction or non-fiction novels, essays or short stories. A meet-and-greet precedes the meeting at 6:30pm. Melissa Sanso, 441-0030.

8108 Abercorn St , Savannah

Son-shine Hour

Meets at the Savannah Mall at the Soft Play Mondays from 11-12 and Thursdays from 10-11.

Activities include songs, stories, crafts, and games for young children and their caregivers.

Free, no registration, drop-ins welcome. Call Trinity Lutheran Church for details 912-925-3940 or email KellyBringman@gmail.com Savannah Mall,

Southern Wings

Local chapter of Women in Aviation International. It is open to men and women in the region who are interested in supporting women in aviation. Regular meetings are held once a month and new members are welcome. Visit http://southernwingswai.com.

Stitch-N’s

Knitting, spinning and crocheting Monday and Tuesday from 5-8pm and occasional Sunday 24pm at wild fibre, 409 E. Liberty. Jennifer Harey, 238-0514. wild fibre, 409 E. Liberty , Savannah

Sweet Adeline Chorus

rehearses weekly on Wednesdays from 7-9 p.m. in St. Joseph’s Hopsital’s meeting rooms.

Contact vicky.mckinley1@comcast.net. Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

Tarde en Espanol

Meets the last Wednesday of every month at 6:30pm in different locations to practice spoken Spanish in a casual environment. 236-8566.

The Armstrong Center

The Armstrong Center is available for meetings, seminars, workshops or social events. Classrooms, meeting space, auditorium and 6000square-foot ballroom. 344-2951. Armstrong Atlantic State University, Savannah

The Young Professionals of Savannah

An AfterHours networking social is held every third Thursday of the month. Visit www.ypsav. net, sign up for the e-newsletter and find out about other upcoming events, or call Leigh Johnson at 659-9846.

Theremin/Electronic Music Enthusiasts

A club for enthusiasts of electronic music and instruments, including the theremin, synths, Mooger Foogers, jam sessions, playing techniques, compositions, gigs, etc. Philip Neidlinger, theremin@neidlinger.us.

Tybee Knights Chess Club

Meets every Wednesday, 6:30pm at Seaside Surf Coffee Shop. All levels welcome. For more info, call Will Strong, 912-604-8667. Seaside Surf Coffeeshop, Tybee Island

Tybee Performing Arts Society

meets the first Tuesday of the month at 6:30 p.m. at the old Tybee school All interested, please attend or send e-mail to ried793@ netscape.com. Old Tybee School, Tybee Island , Tybee Island

Urban Professionals

Meets first Fridays at 7:30 p.m. at Vu at the Hyatt on Bay Street. If you’re not having fun, you’re not doing it right. Call 272-9830 or send e-mail to spannangela@hotmail.com. Vu Lounge at the Hyatt, 2 W. Bay St. , Savannah

Vietnam Veterans of America Chapter 671 Meets monthly at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. Call James Crauswell at 9273356. Savannah

Dance Abeni Cultural Arts Dance Classes

Classes for multiple ages in the art of performance dance and Adult fitness dance. Styles include African, Modern, Ballet, Jazz, Tap, Contemporary, & Gospel. Classes are held Monday through Friday at the St. Pius X Family Resource Center. Classes start at $25.00 per month. For more information call 912-631-3452 or 912272-2797. Ask for Muriel or Darowe. E-mail: abeniculturalarts@gmail.com St. Pius Family Resource Center,

Adult Intermediate Ballet

Mondays & Wednesdays, 7 - 8pm, $12 per class or 8 classes for $90. Class meets year round.

(912) 921-2190 The Academy of Dance, 74 West Montgomery Crossroads ,

African Dance & Drum

Learn the rhythms of West Africa with instructor Aisha Rivers. Classes are held every Sunday - drums at 4pm, dance at 5pm Rhythms of West Africa, 607 W. 37th St. , Savannah http://www. ayoluwa.org/

Argentine Tango

Lessons Sundays 1:30-3:30. Open to the public.

Cost $2.00 per person. Wear closed toe leather soled shoes if available. For more information call 912-925-7416 or email savh_tango@yahoo. com. Doris Martin Dance Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd ,

Beginners Belly Dancing Classes

Wednesdays 6PM-7PM @ The Charles H. Morris Center for the Arts, 10.00$ per class, Thursdays 6:30-7:30PM @ Fitness Body & Balance Studio, 4 classes for 60$ or 17.50$ per class, and Sundays 11:40 AM-12:40 @ Tantra Lounge, 10.00$ per class. For more info contact Nicole Edge at kleokatt@gmail.com, or 912-596-0889. www. cairoonthecoast.com.

Belly Dance Classes

Taught by Nocturnelle. Contact Maya,313-1619, nocturnellegbd@yahoo.com or www.nocturnelle. org.

C.C. Express Dance Team

com. Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 Lincoln St , Savannah

Home Cookin’ Cloggers

Meet every Thursday from 6-8 p.m. at Nassau Woods Recreation Building on Dean Forest Road. No beginner classes are being held at this time, however help will be available for those interested in learning. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731. Nassau Woods Recreation Building, Savannah

Irish Dance Classes

Glor na h’Eireann cultural arts studio is offering beginner to champion Irish Dance classes for ages 5 and up, Adult Step & Ceili, Strength & Flexibility, non-competitive and competition programs, workshops and camps. TCRG certified.

For more info contact PrideofIrelandGA@gmail. com or 912-704-2052.

Mahogany Shades of Beauty Inc.

offers dance classes, including hip hop, modern, jazz, West African, ballet, lyrical and step, as well as modeling and acting classes. All ages and all levels are welcome. Call Mahogany B. at 272-8329.

Modern Dance Class

For beginners/intermediate. Tuesdays 1011:15am. Studio at 7360 Skidaway Rd. For more information call Elizabeth at 912-354-5586.

Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. ,

Pole Dancing Class

For exercise...Learn dance moves and spins while working your abs, tone your legs and arms, a total body workout. Ladies Only! The only thing that comes off is your shoes. Classes are held Wednesdays at 7:30pm and on Fridays by request. Call for details 912-224-9667 or visit www.fitnessbodybalance.com. 2127 1/2 Victory Dr. , Savannah

Salsa Classes

Learn Salsa “Rueda de Casino” style every Wednesday, from 6-7pm Beginner, 7-8pm Intermediate, at the Delaware Recreation Center, 1815 Lincoln St. Grace, 234-6183 or Juan, 3305421. Delaware Recreation Center, Savannah

Salsa Lessons

Beginners class: Mondays, 7:30-8:45pm. Intermediate class: Tuesdays, 7-8pm. No partner required. Contact : salsavannah@gmail.com for more info. Tantra Lounge, 8 E. Broughton St. ,

Savannah Shag Club

Shag music every Wednesday and Friday at 7 p.m. at American Legion Post 36. American Legion Post 36, 2309 E. Victory Dr , Thunderbolt

Shag & Beach Bop

The Savannah Dance Club hosts Magnificent Mondays from 6:30-11 p.m. Free basic shag, swing, salsa, cha cha, line dance and others are offered the first two Mondays and free shag lessons are offered last two Monday’s. The lesson schedule is posted at www.shagbeachbop. com. Lessons are held 6:30-7:30 p.m. Doubles Lounge, 7100 Abercorn St. ,

Swing Dancing by Savannah Swing Catz

Meets every Wednesday from 6-8 p.m. at the Windsor Forest Recreation Building. Clogging or tap dance experience is necessary for this group.

Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731. Windsor Forest Recreation Building, Savannah

Free swing dance lesson and dance every Monday, 7:30-8pm, dancing from 8-10pm. Tantra Lounge 8 E. Broughton St. Free. 220-8096, info@ SavannahSwingcatz.com. Savannah

Experience Irish Culture thru Irish social dancing. No partner or experience needed. Learn the basics of Irish Ceili dancing. 7176 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Mondays at 7:30 p.m. For more info email PrideofIrelandGA@gmail.com.

Khebeyet Tribal is now offering classes in Tribal Style Belly Dance. Mondays 7-8pm at Archer Way Townhomes on Abercorn St. For more info call Maya at 912-704-2940 or email mayakali7@ yahoo.com. http://www.khebeyet.com/

Ceili Club

Chicago-Style Steppin’ Lessons

Every Thursday from 7-9 p.m. Also learn new line dances. Contact Tunya Coleman at 6316700.

Flamenco Enthusiasts

Dance or learn flamenco in Savannah with the Flamenco Cooperative. Meetings are held on Saturdays from 1-2:30 p.m. at the Maxine Patterson School of Dance. Any level welcome.

If you would like to dance, accompany or sing, contact Laura Chason at laura_chason@yahoo.

Tribal Style Belly Dancing

Events Bingo

Join in the fun every Monday and Saturday.

Games start at 7:30pm. The Fraternal Order of Eagles, 5406 LaRoche Ave. ,

Tacos on Tuesdays

All you can eat tacos for $5 every Tuesday, 6-9pm. Bar available. Open to everyone. 3986732 or 354-5515. American Legion Post 184, 1

Fitness Acupuncture for Health

Available Monday thru Saturday at Hidden Well Acupuncture Center downtown. Traditional Chinese medical consultations and treatments are available with Fawn Smiley and Nicole Coughlin Ware. 233-9123, www.hiddenwellacupuncturecenter.com or hiddenwellacupuncture@gmail. com. 318 East Huntingdon Street , Savannah

Belly Dancing for Fun and Fitness

Colorful veils, jangling coin hip scarves, jingly rattling bracelets, exotic music are provided.

Held Tuesdays at 1 pm and Saturdays at 3pm, cost is $20 per class. consistantintegrity@yahoo. com.

Cardiorespiratory Endurence Training

Offered by Chatham County Park Services for persons 18 and up at Tom Triplett Park on Tuesdays from 5:30-6:30 p.m. and Thursdays from 8-9 a.m. Participants should wear comfortable clothing and will be required to sign a waiver form before participating. All classes are free.

Call 652-6780 or 965-9629. U.S. Highway 80 West , Pooler

Crossfit Hyperformance

Meets mormings at 6:30am at Crossfit Hyperformance. Visit www.crossfithyperformance. com. or call Jennifer at 224-0406 or Drew at 541-0530. 904 E 70th Street , Savannah

Crunch Lunch

30 minute Core and ABs concentration class.

Offered 11:30 am and 12:00pm Monday, Wednesdays & Fridays @ Fitness Body & Balance 2127 1/2 East Victory Dr. www.fitnessbodybalance.com 912-398-4776 or 912-224-9667 2209 Rowland Ave, Suite 2 , Savannah

Fitness Classes at the JEA

Spin, firm it up, yoga, Pilates, water aerobics, Aquasize, senior fitness, and Zumba. Prices vary.

Call for days and times. 355-8111. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www.savj.org/

Gentle Yoga

Offered Wednesdays at 5:30 p.m. Participants must be 18 or older. Mat and blanket are required. Limited to 12 participants. Pre-register at adultenrichment@uusavanah.org or call 2340980. Held at the Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah upstairs in Phillippa’s Place. 313 Harris St. , Savannah http://www.uusavannah. org/ Every Monday and Wednesday from 5:30-6:30 p.m. Pre-register by calling 819-6463. St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for Well Being, Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

Aerobic fitness class for children 6-13 with weight concerns. Meets Tuesdays and Thursdays from 5-5:45 p.m. at the Candler Hospital Wellness Center. Children must be members of the Candler Wellness Center. 819-8800. Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

Learn Kung Fu Today

The Temple of Martial Arts is a Kung Fu school where men and women of all levels of martial arts experience come together to learn the art of Wing Chun and Tai Chi. SiFu Michael, 429-9241.

407 E Montgomery Cross Rd, Ste B , Savannah

Men On Weights

Designed for those who want to work out in a group setting with family and friends. For pricing call 898-7714. Spine & Sport, 22 West Oglethorpe Ave , Savannah

Mommy and Baby Yoga Classes

Mondays, 10-11am (crawlers and toddlers) and 11:30-12:45 (infants and pre-crawlers) at the Savannah Yoga Center. The cost is $14 per class.

Multi-class discounts are available. Walk-ins welcome. Call 232-2994 or visit www.savannahyoga.com. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. , Savannah http://www.savannahyoga.com/

Pilates Class

This exercise program strengthens and revitalizes without building bulk. Call to pre-register 912-819-6463. St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for Well Being,

Pilates Mat Classes

Mat classes are held Tues & Thurs 7:30am8:30am, Mon 1:30pm-2:30pm, Thurs 12:30pm1:30pm, Mon & Wed 5:30pm-6:30pm. All levels welcome! Private and Semi-Private equipment classes are by appointment only. Parking available. Carol Daly-Wilder, Certified Pilates Instructor Call 912.238-0018 Momentum Pilates Studio, 310 E. 41st St , http://savannahpilates.com/

Savannah Yoga Center

Located at 1321 Bull St. Call 232-2994 or visit www.savannahyoga.com for schedule of classes, times and fees. Savannah

Savannah Yoga Co Op

Discounted class prices, open studio time and special events. Ashram Savannah, 2424 Drayton St. , Savannah http://www.yogacoopsavannah. com/

Senior Power Hour

A program for people over 55. Health and wellness professionals help reach fitness goals.

The program may include, but isn’t limited to, strength training, cardio for the heart, flexibility, balance, basic healthy nutrition and posture concerns. Call 898-7714.

Squats N’ Tots

This class will help you stretch and strengthen overused body parts, as well as focus on muscle endurance, low impact aerobics, and abdominal work. Your baby (age 6 weeks to one year) can get in on the fun, or simply stay close to you on your mat. Call to pre-register 912-819-6463. St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for Well Being,

Student Massage

Student massage is offered at the Savannah School of Massage Therapy, Inc. Cost ranges from $30 to $40 for a one-hour massage and sessions are instructor supervised. Call 3553011 for an appointment. The school is located at 6413B Waters Ave. www.ssomt.com. Savannah

Tai Chi Classes

From 10:30-11:30am every Mon and Fri, and from 5:30-6:30pm every Tues and Thurs. Tai Chi is an exercise derived from the ancient Chinese martial arts. Call to pre-register. 912-819-6463 St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for Well Being,

The Yoga Room

Visit www.thesavannahyogaroom.com or call 898-0361 for a schedule of classes, times and fees. Savannah Yoga Room, 115 Charlotte Dr , Savannah

Tybee Island Sunrise Boot Camp

is held Monday – Friday from 6-7am. Park at North Beach parking lot and go over first crossover. Bring a mat. Three days of strength training and two days of cardio. Vicki Lyn, 596-3009. No prices at this time, but contributions accepted.

Tybee Island

Yoga and Pilates Classes

Yoga: Tues 8am & 5:45pm, Thurs at 8am & 5:30pm Pilates: Mon at 7pm, Sat at 8am. Class sizes are small, so please RSVP: 912-341-9477 or brandon@pro-fitpersonaltraining.com Pro-Fit Personal Training, 18 E. Broughton St. 2nd Floor

Yoga In the Park

Presented by the Savannah Food Coop, a paywhat-you-can yoga class in the south field of Forsyth Park. Bring a large towel or yoga mat.

Wednesdays 9:30-10:45am. Pay-what-youcan/$12 suggested, www.savannahcoop.com.

Yoga with Barbara

All levels welcome. Improve your range of motion and energy levels. Small groups and private lessons available. Historic District studio. Please call to set up your first class. Times are flexible to suit your needs. 912-232-4490 or email blh63@hotmail.com

Zumba Fitness

Classes are being held every week in the Pooler and Rincon areas. Zumba is a fusion of Latin and international music, dance themes that create a dynamic, exciting and effective fitness system.

All ages and shapes are encouraged to attend.

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Qi Gong

Ancient Chinese “energy work” that is the precursor to Tai Chi. Gentle exercises that relax and energize. Sundays. 4pm. Ashram Savannah 2424 Drayton St. http://www.ashramsavannah.com/

Reiki Treatments

Reiki master Dante Santiago is trained in Usui Reiki Ryoho. Fifty-minute sessions are $60 and 50-minute in-studio sessions are $45. Call 660-1863 for times and appointments.

Rolf Method Bodywork

For posture, chronic pain and alignment of body/mind/spirit. Jeannie Kelley, LMT, certified advanced Rolf practitioner. www.islandsomatherapy.com, 843-422-2900. Island Somatherapy, 127 Abercorn Street , Savannah

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Gay & Lesbian First City Network Board Meeting

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Meets the first Monday at 6:30 p.m. at FCN’s office, 307 E. Harris St., 2nd floor. 236-CITY or www.firstcitynetwork.org. 307 E Harris St , Savannah

Gay AA Meeting

meets Sunday and Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. at 311 E. Macon St. Savannah

Georgia Equality Savannah

The local chapter of Georgia’s largest gay rights group. 104 W. 38th St. 944-0996. Savannah

Savannah Pride, Inc.

Meets first Tues of every month at 7 p.m. at the FCN office located at 307 E. Harris St. Everyone is encouraged to attend. Without the GLBT community, there wouldn’t be a need for Pride. Call Christina Focht at 663-5087 or email christina@savpride.com. First City Network, Savannah http://www.firstcitynetwork.net/

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A Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender and Questioning youth organization. Meets every Friday at 7 p.m. at the FCN building located at 307 E. Harris St. Call 657-1966, email info@ standoutyouth.org or visit www.standoutyouth. org. First City Network, Savannah http://www. firstcitynetwork.net/

What Makes A Family

A children’s therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Groups range in age from 10 to 18 and are held twice a month. Call 352-2611.

Health Better Breathers of Savannah

Meets to discuss and share information on C.O.P.D. and how people live with the disease.

For info, call Dicky at 665-4488 or dickyt1954@ yahoo.com.

Community Cardiovascular Health

Control your high blood pressure. Free blood pressure checks and information at the Community Cardiovascular Council at 1900 Abercorn St. Monday through Friday from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. 232-6624. . , Savannah

Community HealthCare Center

A non-profit organization that provides free medical care for uninsured individuals who work or live in Chatham County and do not qualify for Medicare or Medicaid. All patients receive free examinations, medicine through the patient assistance program and free lab work. Women receive free pap tests and mammograms. Call 692-1451 to see if you qualify for services. Located at 310 Eisenhower Dr., No. 5, Medical Center. Savannah

Free blood pressure checks and blood sugar screenings

Conducted at three locations. From 8:30a.m.12:30p.m. and 5:15p.m.-7 p.m. every Tuesday and Thursday at the SJ/C African-American Health Information and Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 447-6605 for appt. Every Monday from 10a.m.-12p.m. at the Smart Senior office, No. 8 Medical Arts Center. No

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Free hearing & speech screening

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Memorial Health CPR training

FitnessOne provides American Heart Association courses each month to certify individuals in infant, child and adult CPR. The cost is $30. Call 350-4030 or visit www.memorialhealth.com. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah

Hearing: Every Thurs. 9-11 a.m. Speech: 1st Thurs. of each month. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E. 66th Street. Call 3554601. 1206 E 66th St , Savannah http://www. savannahspeechandhearing.org/

Planned Parenthood Hotline

Monday, Tuesday and Friday from 11a.m.5p.m. at Sam’s Club Optical-Savannah. No membership is required. Call 352-2844. 1975 E. Montgomery Cross Rd. , Savannah

Group-facilitated smoking cessation program offering an intensive class (7 sessions over 3 weeks) featuring a wide range of strategies to help smokers control their urges, manage nicotine withdrawal and avoid weight gain.

Orientation is Monday, January 11 at 6 PM. Orientation and class attendance is mandatory. Class dates include 1/11 (orientation), 1/25, 1/26, 1/27, 1/28, 2/1, 2/4, and 2/9. Cost is $100. For more info and to register, call 8193368 St. Joseph’s/Candler,

Free Vision Screenings

Healthcare for the Uninsured

St. Mary’s Health Center is open for health needs of uninsured residents of Chatham County. Open Monday through Friday from 8:30 AM to 3:30 PM. For information or to make an appointment, call 443-9409. St. Mary’s Health Center, 1302 Drayton St. ,

Hearing Aid Funds Available for Infants and Children

The Coastal Health District’s Universal Newborn Hearing and Screening Initiative has funds available for the purchase of hearing aid devices for infants and children 3 and under who qualify For info, contact Jackie King at 691-6882.

Help for Iraq War Veterans

A method used at Fort Campbell to treat lack of sleep, anger, flashbacks, nightmares and emotional numbness in veterans is available in Savannah. 927-3432.

HIV/AIDS and STD awareness training

My Brothaz Home, Inc., a local nonprofit HIV/AIDS organization, offers free HIV/AIDS and STD awareness training, risk reduction counseling and prevention case management to individual males and groups of males. Upon completion of the training, a monetary incentive and educational materials will be given to each participant. Call 231-8727. 211 Price St , Savannah http://www.mybrothazhome.org/

Hypnobirthing Childbirth Classes

Classes provide specialized breathing and guided imagery techniques designed to reduce stress during labor. Classes run monthly, meeting Saturdays for three consecutive weeks. To register, call 843-683-8750 or e-mail Birththroughlove@yahoo.com. Family Health & Birth Center, 119 Chimney Rd , Rincon http://www.themidwifegroup.com/

HypnoBirthing Classes

Learn to birth in a calm and gentle environment without fear. Uses relaxation, meditation and guided imagery to achieve the birthing experience you desire. Tiffany, tiffany@savannahdoula.com.

La Leche League of Savannah

Mothers wishing to find out more about breastfeeding are invited to attend a meeting on the first Tuesday of every month at 6:30 pm. La Leche League of Savannah is a breastfeeding support group for new and expectant mothers. 897-9261, www.lllusa. org/web/SavannahGA.html. Family Health and Birth Center, Savannah

Meditation and Energy Flow Group

Meet with others who practice meditation or want to learn how, discuss techniques, & related areas of holistic health, healing, Reiki, Energy Medicine, CAM. Reduce stress, increase peace & health! www.ellenfarrell. com, http://meditation.meetup.com/490

Memorial Health blood pressure check Free every Tuesday and Thursday from 7:30-9:30 a.m. at GenerationOne. 350-7587.

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Smoke Stoppers

Stop Smoking Through Hypnosis

No pills, patches, gum, lasers, weight gain, withdrawal or side effects. 15 years experience. 927-3432.

The Quit Line

A toll-free resource that provides counseling, screening, support and referral services for all Georgia residents 18 or older and concerned parents of adolescents who are using tobacco. Call 1-877-270-STOP or visit www. unitegeorgia.com.

Water Babies

A 6-week swim class for toddlers (age 6 weeks through 2 years old) starting Jan. 8, hosted by the St Joseph’s/Candler Center for Well-Being. Pre-register by calling 819-6463.

Weight Loss Through Hypnosis

Lose weight with Guided Imagery and Hypnosis. No pills, diets or surgery. 927-3432.

Yoga for Cancer Patients and Survivors

Class is free for people with cancer and cancer survivors. Learn to increase your strength and flexibility and improve your overall wellbeing. For more information, call 350-0798.

FitnessOne, 3rd Floor of Memorial Center for Advanced Medicine ,

Nature and Environment Beach In Winter

1/2, 2-4pm - Join a Wilderness Southeast naturalist guide for a close look at the mysteries and dynamics of our wide, flat beaches.

Reservations required, call 912-236-8115 or sign-up on our website www.wildernesssoutheast.org.

Dolphin Project of Georgia

Boat owners, photographers and other volunteers are needed to help conduct scientific research. Must be at least 18 years old. Call 727-3177, visit www.TheDolphinProject.org.or e-mail gadolphin@comcast.net.

Tybee Island Marine Science Center

Exhibits and aquariums are home to more than 100 species of fish, reptiles, amphibians and other interesting creatures. The center offers beach discovery and marsh walks.

Aquarium hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Wednesday through Monday, and from 9 a.m. to noon on Tuesday. Call 786-5917 or visit www. tybeemsc.org. 1510 Strand , Tybee Island

Walk on the Wild Side

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except Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years.

898-3980, www.oatlandisland.org. 711 Sandtown Rd , Savannah

ARIES

(March 21–April 19) One of my favorite landscape painters makes a livable wage from selling her art. She has had many gallery showings and has garnered much critical acclaim. That’s the good news. The bad news is that she feels obligated to keep churning out more landscape paintings –– even when her muse nudges her to take a detour into, say, abstract expressionism or surrealistic portraits. Galleries don’t want anything from her except the stuff that has made her semi–famous.

“Sometimes I fantasize about creating a series of ’Sock Puppet Monkeys Playing Poker,’” she told me. If she were an Aries, I’d advise her to do what I think you should do in 2010: Listen to what your version of the sock puppet monkeys are urging you to do.

TAURUS

(April 20–May 20) My Taurus friend Jill had a dream in which she stopped by a blackberry bush on a summer afternoon. All the ripe blackberries were too high on the bush, just out of reach. She stood there gazing longingly up at them for a long time. Finally three people in medieval garb came by, as if having stepped out of a deck of Tarot cards –– a warrior, magician, and priestess. “I really want those blackberries,” she said to them.

“Could you give me a boost?” They stooped down to make their backs available. She climbed up, but still couldn’t reach the berries. “Oh well, we tried,” she said. “Follow us,” said the priestess, and she did.

After a while they came to another bush whose blackberries were lower and easy to pluck. Then the four shared the feast. After analyzing the omens for 2010, Taurus, I’ve come to the conclusion that Jill’s dream is an apt metaphor for your best possible destiny in 2010.

GEMINI

(May 21–June 20) “We should not think of our past as definitely settled, for we are not a stone or a tree,” wrote poet Czeslaw Milosz. “My past changes every minute according to the meaning given it now, in this moment.” I suggest you make abundant use of this wisdom in 2010.

According to my reading of the astrological omens, you will have unprecedented power to re–vision and reinterpret your past. Keep the following question in mind as

you go about your work: “How can I recreate my history so as to make my willpower stronger, my love of life more intense, and my future more interesting?”

CANCER

(June 21–July 22) I think everyone should always have an improbable quest playing at the edges of their imagination –– you know, some heroic task that provokes deep thoughts and rouses noble passions even if it also incites smoldering torment. I’m talking about an extravagant dream that’s perhaps a bit farfetched but not entirely insane; a goal that constantly rouses you to stretch your possibilities and open your mind further; a wild hope whose pursuit makes you smarter and stronger even if you never fully accomplish it. The coming year would be an excellent time to keep such an adventure at the forefront of your awareness.

LEO

(July 23–Aug. 22) A guy who goes by the name of “Winter” has made it his goal to visit every Starbucks in the world.

According to his website, he has thus far ordered drinks in 9,874 stores. His project contrasts dramatically with an acquaintance of mine who calls herself “Indian Summer.” She is in the midst of a global pilgrimage to the hundreds of sites listed in Colin Wilson’s book *The Atlas of Holy Places and Sacred Sites,* including cave paintings, dolmens, medicine wheels, and temples. Guess which of these two explorers I’m nominating to be one of your inspirational heroes in 2010.

VIRGO

(Aug. 23–Sept. 22) Scientific studies have proved what we all knew already: A person who’s only mildly interesting to you will probably become more attractive if you drink a couple of pints of beer. What if I told you, Virgo, that in 2010 you could regularly create the same effect without drinking the beer? I have it on good astrological authority that this will be the case. Due to fundamental shifts in your relationship with the life force, and having nothing to do with how much alcohol you consume, the entire world will often be at least 25 percent more attractive to you than it ever was before.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23–Oct. 22)

Your limitations will be among your greatest assets in 2010. Yes, you heard me right, Libra; I’m not speaking ironically or sarcastically.

During the coming months, you will be able to benefit from circumstances that you might otherwise imagine would prevent you from operating with maximum freedom.

It might require you to look at the world upside–down, or work in reverse to your habitual thought patterns, but you could actually generate interesting opportunities, vital teachings, and maybe even financial gain by capitalizing on your so–called liabilities.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23–Nov. 21) “Dear Rob: I sure don’t like so much God stuff mixed into my horoscopes. Can you cut it out, please? I understand it’s common for the masses to believe in an Ultra Being, but you? Pul–lease.

You’re smarter than that. I just can’t abide all the ‘Divine Wow’ this and ‘Cackling Goddess’ nonsense that you dispense; it doesn’t jibe with the practical, sensible, unsuperstitious, non–mushy world I hold dear. –Sally Scorpio.” Dear Sally: I predict that many Scorpios will have sensational, ongoing, up–close and personal communion with the Divine Wow in 2010. You’re free, of course, to call it something else, like an unprecedented eruption of creative energy or a breakthrough in your ability to access your own higher powers.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)

You Sagittarians may wander farther and wider than the other signs of the zodiac, and you may get itchier when required to stay in one place too long, but you still need a sense of belonging. Whether that comes from having a certain building where you feel comfortable or a wilderness that evokes your beloved adventurousness or a tribe that gives you a sense of community, you thrive when you’re in regular touch with a homing signal that keeps you grounded.

According to my analysis, 2010 will be prime time for you to find or create or renew your connection to a source that serves this purpose well.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22–Jan. 19)

“I am a man of fixed and unbending principles,” said American politician Everett Dirksen, “the first of

which is to be flexible at all times.”

That’s the kind of playful and resilient spirit I urge you to aspire to in 2010, Capricorn. I think you’re most likely to have a successful year if you regularly explore the joys of improvisation. The more empirical and less theory–bound you’re willing to be, the better you’ll feel.

Practicing the art of compromise doesn’t have to be galling, I promise you; it may even turn out to be more fun and educational than you imagined possible.

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20–Feb. 18) Who and what do you hold most dear, Aquarius? I encourage you to get clear about that. Once you do, I hope you’ll make a vow to bestow extra care and attention on them in 2010 –– I mean literally write out a one–page oath in which you describe the inner states you will cultivate in yourself while you’re in their presence and the specific actions you’re going to take to help them thrive. Nothing else you do will be more important to your success in 2010.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20) The philosopher Nietzsche said there was no middle ground: You either said “yes” to life or you said “no.” You either celebrated your vitality, enjoyed your power, and thrived on challenges, or else you practiced constant self-denial, hemmed yourself in with deluded rationalizations, and tormented yourself with indecision. I’m not so sure it’s always as clear-cut as that. While I’m usually in the “yes to life” camp,“ I’ve gone through ”no to life“ phases, as well as some extended ”maybe to life” times.

What about you, Pisces? Whatever you’ve done in the past, I hope that in 2010 you will take maximum advantage of the cosmic rhythms, which will be encouraging you to give life a big, resounding, ongoing YES.

Pets & Animals A Walk in the Park

Professional pet sitting, boarding, dog walking and house sitting services offered in downtown Savannah and the nearby islands. All jobs accepted are performed by the owner to ensure the safety of your pets. Local references available. Please call 401.2211 or email lesleycastle@gmail.com to make a reservation.

Dog Yoga

Every first Sunday of the month at 2 p.m. in Forsyth Park. The cost is a $10 donation, with all donations given to Save-A-Life. Bring a mat or blanket and a sense of humor. Yoga for dogs is a fun way to relax and bond with your four-legged pet. Great for all levels and all sizes. 898-0361 or www.thesavannahyogaroom.com. Savannah

Feral Cat Program Needs Supplies

The Milton Project is seeking supplies, including small spice containers (plastic only), mediumsized gloves, batteries and flashlights with hookon belt loops, hand-held can openers, puppy training pads, canned tuna and mackeral, bath sheets and beach towels, blankets and buckets to hold supplies for trappers. Contact Sherry Montgomery at 351-4151 or sherry@coastalpetrescue.org.

Professional Pet Sitting and Dog Walking Insured, bonded, certified in pet first aid and CPR. 355-9656, www.athomepetsitters.net.

Savannah Kennel Club

The club meets monthly on the fourth Monday at 7 p.m. from September through May at Ryan’s restaurant on Stephenson Avenue. Those who wish to eat before the meeting are encouraged to come earlier. Call 656-2410 or visit www. savannahkennelclub.org. 209 Stephenson Ave , Savannah

St. Almo

The name stands for Savannah True Animal Lovers Meeting Others. Informal dog walks are held Sundays (weather permitting). Meet at 5 p.m. at Canine Palace, 618 Abercorn St. Time changes with season. Call for info 234-3336. Savannah http://www.caninepalacesavannah.com/

Readings & Signings Circle of Sister/Brotherhood Book Club

meets the last Sunday at 4 p.m. at the AfricanAmerican Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 447-6605. Savannah

Tea time at Ola’s

A book discussion group that meets the fourth Tuesday at 1 p.m. at the Ola Wyeth Branch Library, 4 E. Bay St. Call Beatrice Wright at 652-3660. Bring your ideas and lunches. Tea will be provided. 232-5488 or 652-3660. Ola Wyeth Branch Library, Savannah http://www.liveoakpl. org/

Religious & Spiritual Calling All Christians

Open prayer will be held the second Thursday of the month from 4-4:20 p.m. at the Forsyth Park fountain. Call Suzanne at 232-3830. Savannah

Chanted Office of Compline

The Service of Compline, ”Saying good night to God,” is chanted Sunday evenings at 9 p.m. by the Compline Choir of Christ Church Savannah, located on Johnson Square. Christ Church, 28 Bull St. ,

Christian Businessmen’s Committee

Meets for a prayer breakfast every Tuesday at 6:30 a.m. at Piccadilly Cafeteria in the Oglethorpe Mall, 7804 Abercorn St. Call 898-3477.

Savannah

DrUUming Circle

Stand for Peace

Live Web-streaming

The Savannah Zen Center

Attend church from home Sundays at 9 and 11am with Pastor Ricky Temple and Overcoming by Faith Ministries. Log onto www. overcomingbyfaith.org, click ’Watch Now’.

927-8601. Overcoming by Faith Ministries, 9700 Middleground Rd. , Savannah

Metaphysics For Everyday Self-Mastery A series of metaphysical/New Thought classes at The Freedom Path Science of Life Center, 619 W 37th St., Mondays 8pm, with Adeeb Shabazz. $10 suggested donation, 1-877-494-8629, www.freedompathonline.org, freedompath@yahoo.com. Savannah

Midweek Bible Study

Every Wednesday at noon at Montgomery Presbyterian Church. Bring your lunch and your Bible. 352-4400 or mpcsavannah.com.

Montgomery Presbyterian Church, 10192 Ferguson Avenue , Savannah http://www. montgomerypresbyterian.com/

Music Ministry for Children & Youth

The children’s choir for 3 years through second grade will be known as Joyful Noise and the youth choir grades 3-5 will be known as Youth Praise. Joyful Noise will meet Sundays from 4-5 p.m. and Youth Praise will meet Sundays from 5-6 p.m. Call Ronn Alford at 925-9524 or visit www.wbumc.org. White Bluff United Methodist Church, 11911 White Bluff Rd , Savannah

Nicodemus by Night

An open forum is held every Wednesday at 7 p.m. at 223 E. Gwinnett St. Nicodemus by Night, Savannah

Quakers (Religious Society of Friends)

A sllent witness for peace that will be held in Johnson Square the fourth Sunday of every month from 1-2pm until the occupation ends.

Sponsored by the Unitarian Universalist Social Justice and Action Committee. 224-7456, 231-2252, 234-0980, uusavannah.org Johnson Square, Bull & Abercorn Sts. , Savannah

Unitarian Universalist Beloved Community Church

Services begin Sunday at 11 a.m. at 707 Harmon St. Coffee and discussion follow each service. Religious education for grades 1-8 is offered. For information, call 233-6284 or 7866075, e-mail UUBC2@aol.com. Celebrating diversity. Working for justice. Savannah

Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah

Liberal religious community where different people with different beliefs gather as one faith. Sunday, 11 am, Troup Square Sanctuary.

234-0980, admin@uusavannah.org or www. uusavannah.org. 313 Harris St. , Savannah

Unity of Savannah

A church of unconditional love and acceptance. Sunday service is at 11 a.m. Youth church and childcare also are at 11 a.m. 2320 Sunset Blvd. Spiritual Tapas offers something different every Saturday at 6:15 p.m.: spiritual movies, discussion groups, guided meditations, great music and all things metaphysical. www.unitysavannah.org Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd , Savannah http:// www.unityofsavannah.org/

Women’s Bible Study

at the Women’s Center of Wesley Community Centers. Call 447-5711 1601 Drayton St , Savannah http://www.wesleyctrs-savh.org/

A series of Metaphysical/New Thought classes presented by The Freedom Path Science of Life Center, featuring metaphysical minister and local author Adeeb Shabazz. Mondays at 8pm. 619 W 37th St. , Savannah

Savannah Bike Polo

SGI is an international Buddhist movement for world peace and individual happiness. The group

Open Doubles Tournament at 1 p.m. each Saturday at Tom Triplett Park on U.S. 80 between Dean Forest Road and Interstate 95.

Tom Triplett Community Park, U.S. Highway 80 West , Pooler

Soka Gakkai of America

practices Nichiren Buddhism by chanting Nam Myoho Renge Kyo. Introductory meetings are held the third Sunday of the month. For further information, call 232-9121.

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Soto Zen Meditation offered weekday mornings 7:30-8:30am; Tuesday evenings 6-6:30pm with Study Group following from 6:30-7:30pm; Friday evenings from 6-6:30pm. Sundays from 9-10:30am which includes a Dharma talk.

Donations accepted. Rev. Fugon Cindy Beach, cindy@alwaysoptions.com. The Savannah Zen Center, 505 Blair St. , Savannah

Meets Sundays, 11 a.m. at Trinity United Methodist Church. Call Janet Pence at 2474903. Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St , Savannah http://www. trinitychurch1848.org/

Realizing The God Within

“Stepping Stone Sudoku” Each circled square in this sudoku is the same number of steps away from another circled square with the same digit in it as the digit in those two circled squares. For example, a circled square with a 3 in it will have another circled square with a 3 in it exactly 3 steps away. Conversely, a square that is not circled will not have another occurrence of its digit that many steps away. A step is a move into a horizontally or vertically neighboring square (diagonally doesn’t count).

Note that none of the circled squares contains the digit 1, because that would require a second 1 in the same row or column.

Also note that the number of steps in a path between two squares is counted as the smallest number of steps required to travel between those two squares. When you’re done, as in a standard Sudoku, each row, column, and 3x3 box will contain the digits 1-9 exactly one time. Don’t be scared, you can do it! Or can you...? psychosudoku@hotmail.com

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First Saturday of the month at 7:30 p.m. at Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah on Troup Square at Habersham and Macon streets. Drummers, dancers and the drumcurious are welcome. Call 234-0980 or visit uusavannah.org. 313 Harris St. , Savannah http://www.uusavannah.org/

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Support Groups Al Anon Family Groups

A fellowship of relatives and friends of alcoholics meets Monday at 12:30 p.m. and 8 p.m., Wednesday at 1:30 p.m., Thursday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 8 p.m. at 1501 Eisenhower Dr. and Tuesday at 8 p.m. at Goodwill on Sallie Mood Drive. Call 598-9860 or visit http://al_anon_savannah.freeservers.com. Savannah

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Al-Anon Meetings

Meetings for families and friends of alcoholics are held every Monday at 5:30pm and Saturday at 11am. Melissa, 844-4524. First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave , Savannah http:// www.fpc.presbychurch.net/

Alcoholics Anonymous

If you or someone you know has a problem with alcohol, call 354-0993.

Alzheimer’s Caregivers Support Group

Senior Citizens, Inc. hosts a Caregiver’s support group for individuals caring for Alzheimer’s and dementia family members. The group meets every second Monday at the Wilmington Island United Methodist Church, 195 Wilmington Island Road. For more information, call 236.0363, ext.

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Amputee Support Group

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Open to all patients who have had a limb amputated and their families or caregivers. Call 355-7778 or 353-9635.

0852 or email emptycradle_savannah@hotmail. com. 55 Al Henderson B;vd. , Savannah

Debtors Anonymous

Meets Mondays at 5:30 p.m. at Trinity Church, 225 W. President St. in the third floor New Beginnings Room. Enter on President Street through the left-hand set of glass doors between Whitaker and Barnard streets. Arrive early, as the entry doors are locked promptly at 5:30 p.m.

For information, e-mail DAsavannah@yahoo. com. Savannah http://www.trinitychurch1848. org/

Depressive/Manic support group

Open to persons diagnosed with depression.

Meetings are held in classroom B in the Surgery Center Building of Memorial Hospital every Tuesday at 7 p.m. 920-0153 or 927-2064. 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth.com/

Domestic violence support group

SAFE Shelter provides a domestic violence support group every Thursday from noon to 1 p.m. at the Senior Citizens Inc. Building at 3205 Bull St. Call Brenda Edwards, 629-8888. Savannah

Fibromyalgia support group

meets the second Thursday from 5:30-6:30 p.m. in Conference Room 2, Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St.. 819-6743. 5354 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

First Line

John J. Dunn, Ph.D., is interested in hearing from people who want to participate in a bipolar support group. Call 692-1230 after 6 p.m.

An after-hours referral and information line to talk confidentially about birth control, sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy options. A free service from Planned Parenthood, available nightly from 7 to 11 p.m. at 1-800-264-7154.

Meets the first Wednesday of the month from 11am-12pm. at the Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion on Reynolds Street across from Candler Hospital. The group is open to anyone who is living with, through or beyond a diagnosis of cancer. Call 819-8784. Savannah

For traumatic brain injury survivors and their caregivers. Meets the third Thursday at 5 p.m. in the gym at The Rehabilitation Institute at Memorial University Medical Center. 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth. com/

A support group for caregivers of ill or injured family members or loved ones. Call Kimberlee Mitchell at 350-3399.

A 7-week educational group offering support and coping tools for adults who have experienced a loss by death. Meets Tuesdays 6-7pm at Full Circle, a Center for Education and Grief Support, 7212 Seawright Dr. RSVP to 303-9442.

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Cancer support group

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CASA Support Group

For parents and caregivers of children who have been involved with DFCS and/or returned to your custody after being in foster care. The group meets the first Thursday of the month from 6-7 p.m. at Youth Futures Family Resource Center at 705 Anderson St. For information, call Madison at CASA at 447-8908 or send email to madison@ savannahcasa.org. Savannah

Celiac Support Group

For anyone with celiac disease who is allergic to products containing gluten, their family or friends. For information, call 507-2592.

Children’s Grief Groups

Open, drop-in support groups for children ages 6-17 who have experienced a loss by death.

Meets Tuesdays 6-7pm at Full Circle, a Center for Education and Grief Support, 7212 Seawright Dr. 303-9442. Savannah

Citizens With Retarded Citizens

Open to families of children or adults with autism, mental retardation, and other developmental disabilities. Meets monthly at 1211 Eisenhower Drive. 355-7633. Savannah

Coastal Empire Polio Survivors Association

Meets the fourth Saturday of the month at 10:30 a.m. at the Candler Heart and Lung Building, second floor, Room 2. Call 355-1221 or visit www.coastalempirepoliosurvivors.org. 5354 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah

Couples Struggling with Fertility Challenges

Meets every Saturday at 6:45 p.m. at Savannah Christian Church, Room 250. This is a group for couples struggling with primary or secondary infertility, whether they have been on this journey for one year or many years. Call Kelly at 596-

Gray Matters Brain Injury Support Group

Grief 101

HIV/AIDS: My Brothaz Home

A support group for men meets every Thursday of the month. Come on out and meet other brothaz. 231-8727.

Hope House

Provides housing and support services such as life skills, resources and referrals, follow-up care and parent-child activities funded by DHR Promoting Safe and Stable Families. Please call 236-5310 for information. Hope House of Savannah, 214 E. 34th St. , Savannah

Keeping hope alive while living with cancer

meets the fourth Monday from 4:30-5:30 p.m. in the Women’s Services Conference Room at the Center for Advanced Medicine at Memorial Health. Call 350-7845. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth.com/

KidsNet Savannah Parent Support Group

meets on the first Thursday of the month at 4:30 p.m. at the Department of Juvenile Justice Multi-Purpose Center, 1149 Cornell Ave. Call Carole Kaczorowski at 598-7001, Lorr Elias at 351-6375 or Bruce Elias at 644-5916. Department of Juvenile Justice Multi-Purpose Center, 1149 Cornell Ave , Savannah

Leukemia, Lymphoma and Myeloma Support Group

For patients with blood-related cancers and their loved ones. Call Jennifer Currin, 350-7845.

Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www. memorialhealth.com/

The SAFE Shelter offers free drop-in counseling to anyone who is in an abusive relationship.

Meets every Thursday from 7-8:30 p.m. at the First Baptist Church Education Building at Whitaker & McDonough St. 234-9999. First Baptist Church of Savannah, 223 Bull St. , Savannah

Lupus Encouragement Group

A support group that is open to patients with lupus, their family members and friends. 4476605.

Man to Man Prostate Cancer Support Group

meets the second Wednesday of the month at 6 p.m. on the second floor of the Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion. 355-5196. Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah

Memorial Health Bleeding Disorders Support Group

Call Mary Lou Cygan at 350-7285. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth. com/

Memorial Health Focus

Focus is a program to encourage Sickle Cell patients ages 11 to 18 and their parents and caregivers to learn more about Sickle Cell disease. For information, call Saundra at 350-3396.

Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www. memorialhealth.com/

MomsNext

As mothers enter the school years, new challenges and issues arise, but the need for community and hope remains. MOMSNext is a group for mothers with children in grades K-12.

Monthly meetings are the 1st Monday of each month 10am to 11:30am. Contact Connie at 8984344 or Jen at 210-0491 for more info. Islands YMCA, http://www.mops.org/momsnext

Multiple Sclerosis support group

discusses topics that are relevant to anyone with a debilitating disease every fourth Thursday at 3:30 p.m. at St. James Catholic Church, 8412 Whitfield Ave. at Montgomery Cross Roads. 3551523. St James Catholic Church, 8412 Whitfield Ave , Savannah

Narcotics Anonymous

Call 238-5925 for the Savannah Lowcountry Area Narcotics Anonymous meeting schedule.

National Alliance for the Mentally Ill

meets the third Sunday from 3:30-6 p.m. at the Armstrong Atlantic State University Sports Education Building, Room 226. 351-7035 or 3537143. Armstrong Atlantic State University, 11935 Abercorn St. , Savannah http://about.armstrong. edu/Maps/index.html

Overcoming the Stigma of Seizure Disorders

meets the fourth Thursday at the Wesley Monumental United Methodist Church at Abercorn and Gordon streets. A free story/coloring book, I’m Feeling Just Ducky!, is available for children to better explain seizure activity.. Call Pam Steadman at 233-1006. Wesley Monumental United Methodist Church, 429 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www.wesleymonumental.org/

Overeaters Anonymous

meets Wednesdays at 5:30pm. Melissa, 8444524. First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave , Savannah http://www.fpc.presbychurch. net/

Overeaters Anonymous

meets Fridays, 6:30pm. Melissa, 844-4524.

Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd , Savannah http://www.unityofsavannah.org/

Pancreatic Cancer Support Group

Call Jennifer Currin at 350-7845. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth. com/

Parkinson’s Support Group

Meets the first Thursday of the month from 5-6:30 p.m. in the Marsh Auditorium. Call 355-6347 or 238-4666. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

PRIDE Support Group

This is a support group for parents of children with bleeding disorders. Call Mary Lou Cygan at 350-7285. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http:// www.memorialhealth.com/

Rape Crisis Center

assists survivors of rape and sexual assault.

The Rape Crisis Line is active 24 hours a day, 7 days a week at 233-7273. The center offers free, confidential counseling for victims and their families.

Rape Crisis Center Incest Survivor’s Group

As part of its ongoing work with incest survivors, the Rape Crisis Center has built a cinder-block wall where incest survivors can throw plates as an anger management technique. In order to continue, donations of china are needed. Call 233-3000 to make a donation.

Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy Support Group

The group welcomes anyone suffering with this disorder, and family members or caregivers interested in learning more about it. For information, call Martyn Hills at 651-4094.

S-Anon Family Group

A fellowship for families and friends of sexaholics. For information, call 663-2565.

Safe Shelter Outreach Program

Transitions Grief Support

An open, drop-in support group for adxults who have experienced a loss by death. Meets Tuesdays from 6-7pm at Full Circle, a Center for Education and Grief Support, 7212 Seawright Dr. 303-9442. Full Circle Center for Education and Grief Support, 7212 Seawright Dr. , Savannah

Troup Square Al-Anon Family Group

A support group for friends and family of alcoholics, with special attention to issues of adult children of alcoholics. 495-9758 or www.al-anon. alateen.org. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. , Savannah http://www. uusavannah.org/

Truancy Intervention Project

meets the fourth Thursday of each month from 5:30-6:30 p.m. at 428 Bull St. in the United Way Building. The project can educate you regarding the new truancy law and how it impacts your child. United Way of Coastal Empire, 428 Bull St , Savannah http://www.uwce.org/

United Way’s First Call for Help

Telephone information & referral service that provides expertise and relief to individuals and families in need, with a database of more than 500 agencies and organizations. 651-7730.

United Way of Coastal Empire, 428 Bull St , Savannah http://www.uwce.org/

Victim-Witness assistance program

is for families of murder victims. The meetings are at 6 p.m. in the Chatham County Courthouse on Montgomery St. third Thursday of each month. 652-7329. Chatham County Courthouse, 133 Montgomery St , Savannah http://www. statecourt.org/

Wheeze busters

is an asthma support group for children that meets in the Rainbow Room at The Children’s Place at Candler Hospital. Call 921-3368.

Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

Women who love too much

meets Fridays from noon to 1 p.m. Call Maureen Wozniak at 355-4987.

Women’s Self-Harm Support Group

For women with self-harm disorders. Dr. Patricia English, 335-2508. Free, although love offerings will be accepted.

Theatre Dinner Theater: “Dead Men Don’t Speakeasy”

Enjoy dinner and a Roaring ’20s era who-dunnit murder mystery revolving around a cast of shady characters in a speakeasy. Every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from Oct. 2 - Feb. 28. Seating begins at 7pm. Call (912) 231-8888 for reservations. Il Pasticcio, 2 E. Broughton St. ,

Who Wants to Kill a Millionaire?

An interactive performance that lets the audience solve the crime. The cost includes the show and a choice of three dinners. Every Friday, Saturday and Sunday at 7:30 p.m. The Pirate’s House, 20 E. Broad St , Savannah http://www. thepirateshouse.com/

Providing services for survivors of domestic violence. All services are confidential and free.

3025 Bull St. 651-0004. Safe Shelter Outreach Program, 3025 Bull St. , Savannah

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Sexaholics Anonymous

A fellowship of men and women whose purpose is to help those with sexual addictions.

351-7440.

Savannah’S only adult entertainment venue open 7 dayS a week

Spinal Injury Support Group

Meets every third Thursday of the month at 5:30 p.m. at the Rehabilitation Institute at Memorial Health. For information, call Jami Murray at 350-8900. Savannah http://www. memorialhealth.com/

Spouse/Life Partner Grief Support

An open, drop-in support group for adults.

Meets Thursdays from 11am-12:30pm at Full Circle, a Center for Education and Grief Support, 7212 Seawright Dr. 303-9442. 7212 Seawright Dr. , Savannah

Stroke Support Group

Speak with someone who has survived a stroke, who will listen and understand stroke patients’ experiences. Groups meet in three locations -- every Tuesday from 12:30-3:30 p.m. at First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave.; every Friday from 10-11 a.m. at Savannah Speech and Hearing, 1206 E. 66th St., (call Jane Medoff at 355-4601); and every third Thursday of the month from 4-5:30 p.m. at Messiah Lutheran Church at 1 W. Ridge Rd. on Skidaway Island. Call Ann Farr at 598-1766 or Shirley Nack at 598-7047. First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave , Savannah http://www.fpc.presbychurch.net

Support Group for New Moms

Sometimes being a mom isn’t what you expected. Offers new mothers a chance to share their feelings in a safe, friendly environment.

Meets 1st and 3rd Mondays of the month at 10am. Call Marlin, 786-4114 for more info.

The Parents of Difficult Teens Group

for parents having problems with their teens and pre-teens. 353-7699.

Transgender Support Group

My Brothaz Home, Inc. is sponsoring this support group. For information, call Lady Maverick or George at 231-8727.

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America’s Second Harvest Food Bank needs volunteers

Free 22oz. fountain drink with purchase of a regular wrap and a side.

to sort, clean, & shelve salvaged foods from reclamation centers where bent cans or crumpled boxes of nutritious food is sent. Apply as soon as possible. 912-236-6750 ext 109. America’s Second Harvest of Coastal Georgia, 2501 E. President St , Savannah http://www.helpendhunger.org

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CASA needs volunteers

to speak up for abused children in court for their best interests and to help ensure they are placed in safe and permanent homes. Call 447-8908.

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This non-profit organization is looking for volunteer nurses, doctors, nurses practitioners and development/fundraising volunteers to work at the center, which provides free medical care for working uninsured individuals. Flexible schedule. Apply by mail to: Community Health Mission, Inc. Attn: Dr. Miriam Rittmeyer, 310 Eisenhower Dr., Suite No. 6. Savannah, 31406. Fax number is 352-3980 or send email to mrittmeyer@chmsavannah.org. For info, visit www.chcsavannah.org.

Community Health Mission, Inc, 310 Eisenhower Dr., Suite 6 , Savannah

First Steps

Become a volunteer with First Steps and provide support, education and community resources to help parents of newborns establish healthy and positive relationships with their babies. Call 8196910. St. Joseph’s Hospital, 11705 Mercy Blvd. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

Forestkeeper Volunteers Needed

Volunteers meet the second Saturday of each month at 9:00 a.m. at different locations each month to help care for trees and beautify our community. For more information, please call the Savannah Tree Foundation at (912) 233-TREE or visit us online at http://www.savannahtreefoundation.com.

Good Samaratin Clinic Needs Volunteers

St. Joseph’s/Candler’s Good Samaritan Clinic in Garden City needs stellar souls to volunteer as nurses, physicians, physician assistants, nurse practitioners, Spanish interpreters and clerical staff. The Good Samaritan Clinic opened two years ago to serve people without insurance and whose income is less than 200 percent of the federal poverty line. To volunteer call Greta Tholstrup at 429-1502.

Lifelink of Georgia seeks volunteers

Needed to speak to community groups, pass out information at health fairs and organize awareness-raising events. Potential volunteers include transplant recipients and their families, patients waiting for organ or tissue transplantation, donor families or anyone interested in organ and tissue donation. Call 341-0000. Lifelink of

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Project READ, an adult literacy program, is in need of volunteer tutors who can commit to 2 or 4 hours each week. Call Jodi at Royce Learning Center at 354-4047. Royce Learning Center, 4 Oglethorpe Professional Blvd , Savannah http:// www.roycelearningcenter.com/

Live Oak Regional Public Libraries

needs volunteers to assist in a variety of ways at its branches in Chatham, Effingham and Liberty counties. Call 652-3661. Bull Street Library, 2002 Bull St , Savannah http://www.liveoakpl. org/

Meals on Wheels

Senior Citizens Inc.’s Meals on Wheels volunteers are responsible for delivering hot, nutritious meals to seniors on routes that typically do not exceed one hour in length. Volunteers may deliver as frequently as they choose and all meals are brought to the area by Senior Citizens Inc. staff. Training and support is provided. Call 236-0363. Senior Citizens Inc., 3025 Bull St. , Savannah

Oatland Island Education Center

Oatland Island Wildlife Center often needs volunteers. Call 898-3980. Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd , Savannah http:// www.oatlandisland.org/

Rebuilding Together Savannah

Volunteer organization in partnership with the community that rehabilitates houses of lowincome homeowners, particularly the elderly, disabled and families with children. Visit www. rebuildingtogethersavannah.org.

Red Cross Volunteers

Every Wed @ 5:30pm or Fri @ 11:30am. Help your community through Disaster Services, Services to the Armed Forces, Health & Safety, or Office Assistance. Contact Alison Maruca at 912-651-5321 or marucaa@savannahredcross. org. American Red Cross, 41 Park of Commerce Way, Building 200 ,

Red Cross Volunteers

Every Wed @ 5:30pm or Fri @ 11:30am. Help your community through Disaster Services, Services to the Armed Forces, Health & Safety, or Office Assistance. Contact Alison Maruca at 912-651-5321 or marucaa@savannahredcross. org. American Red Cross, 41 Park of Commerce Way, Building 200 ,

Riverview Health and Rehabilitation Center

is looking for volunteers to assist residents in activities or just come and visit. For information, call Rhonda Sheffield, volunteer coordinator, at 354-8225, Ext. 243. Riverview Health and Rehabilitation Center, 6711 LaRoche Ave. , Savannah

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Help in the “home away from home” for the families of hospitalized children. Volunteers also are needed to privde home-cooked meals for families staying at the house. Volunteer internships also available for college students. Nikole Layton, 356-5520. Ronald McDonald House, 4710 Waters Avenue , http://www.rmhccoastalempire.org/

Spanish Oaks Hospice

needs volunteers. Spanish Oaks Hospice and Retreat is located at 8510 Whitfield Ave. Orientation and training are available to all interested volunteers. Call Cyndi Haggerty-Krupa at 3560233. Spanish Oaks Hospcie, 8510 Whitfield Ave , Savannah

Speech and hearing center needs volunteers

to conduct hearing screenings for adults and children. Nurses and retired nurses are encouraged to apply for eye, ear, and dental exams on pre-school children. Flexible scheduling is available. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E. 66th Street. Call Jane Medoff at 355-4601 Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St , Savannah http://www.savannahspeechandhearing.org/

State Adult Literacy Program Volunteers Needed

If you have good clerical skills, are reliable, can make a minimum 8-hour a week, 3-month commitment, are willing to undergo a background check and want to help provide the best program possible for adult learners of English as a Second Language, call Pauline Goodman at 201-5391 or send e-mail to Charita Boles at cboles@savannahtech.edu. Type “ESL volunteer” in the subject line. Savannah Technical College, 5717 White Bluff Rd , Savannah http://www. savannahtech.edu/

Stitches from the Heart

Volunteers needed to knit, crochet or quilt blankets, little sweaters and hats for babies in need.

Patterns available. Yarn donations also accepted.

For info, call 877-985-9212, or email stitchfromheart@aol.com.

Telfair Docent Program

The Telfair Museum of Art is accepting applications for its volunteer docent program. After completing training, docents will be responsible for leading tours in the Telfair Academy and Jepson Center. Call Sarah Ward, 790-8827. Telfair Academy of Arts and Sciences, 121 Barnard Street , Savannah http://www.tefair.org

The Retired and Senior Volunteer Program

Share your time and talents with others.

Through RSVP seniors 55 and older serve at various community organizations from 1 to 40 hours per week. Call 234-7842 or Linda Fields at 238-2960, Ext. 123. cs

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for rent 855 AVAILABLE NOW! FOUR BEDROOM HOUSES Acreage/Pond 5757 Ogeechee Rd $1400 Southside 10804 White Bluff Rd-$1600 Georgetown 133 Cormorant Way $1295 THREE BEDROOM HOUSES Henderson Golf 7 White Ibis Ln. $1500 Thunderbolt 2505 Wood Ave. $1100 Brandlewood S/D 22 Brandle Ln. $975 Paradise Park 605 Dyches Dr. $875 Ardsley Park 302 E 65th St-$875 620 E. 60th St-$975 Southside 408 Briarcliff Rd $895 21 Arthur Cir. $825 Near Downtown 1734 E.33rd St. $825 Near Memorial 2231 N.Fernwood $795 3618 Oakland Ct. $875 714 Beauregard St. $825 Eastside 2040 Greenwood $805 1906 E. 58th St. $750 1919 Causton Bluff $750 Westside 2012 Nash St. $795 401N. Baldwin Cir-$725 Hinesville 189 W. Kenny Dr. $795 TWO BEDROOM HOUSES Southside 18 Chippewa Dr$775 122 Inglewood Dr$750 Eastside 2216 New Mexico-$650 1105 E.41st St. $650 Westside 637 W.42nd St. $585 FOR DETAILS & PICTURES VISIT OUR WEB PAGE WWW.PAMTPROPERTY.COM Pam T Property 692-0038 bUY. sELL. FREE!

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Newly renovated 2BR/2BA Apt., washer/dryer hookup. No pets. No section 8. $650/month, $650/deposit.

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595 WEST 54th STREET: 2Bedroom Apartments/1.5baths, washer/dryer connection/total electric, deposit/$330, $660/monthly. Section-8 Welcome.

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TYBEE - 2BR/1BA Apt., central-heat/air. Walk to beach, 1 block from AJ’s. $800/month, $800/deposit. Call 912-507-4637.

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ROOMS FOR RENT: Clean, secure, central heat/air, ceiling fan, cable, electric, stove and refrigerator, washer/dryer. Near Library and bus route. Furnished. $150 weekly. John Simmons, 912-844-5865.

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912-224-9208 CAMARO V28, 1998. Red w/black T-Tops, V6, engine seized, good condition otherwise. 210K miles, lest qtr-panel crack $1000.

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