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Gettin’ SUAFy The Savannah Urban Arts Festival seeks to promote awareness of home-grown talent, such as the members of Dope Sandwich (Righteous is pictured here). We speak with festival organizers Tony and DaVena Jordan of AWOL fame. By jim morekis | 9 photo by raabstract

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Got swine flu yet? Got it now? How ‘bout now? Now? | 11

Longtime Music Editor Jim Reed bids a fond adieu | 17

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SUAF: Bustin’ a Move What: “The Passion of

Dance” will be performed by KoKumo Collective Dance Company, featuring Abeni Cultural Arts. When: Thu. May 7, 7 p.m. Where: Savannah High School Info: www.savannahurbanartsfestival.com/

Wednesday Curator’s Tour

The curator of the Isaiah Davenport House will lead patrons on a tour of the house. When: May 6, 4:30 p.m. Where: Davenport House Museum, 324 E. State Street, Cost: $16 Info: www.davenporthousemuseum.org/ What:

Savannah Urban Arts Festival Film

What: SUAFilm will present

a video lecture on environmental activist Majora Carter. When: May 6, 5:30 p.m. Where: Charles H. Morris Center, 20 E. Broad St., Cost: Free

94.1 The Beat Platinum Awards

What: See who won what. When: Wed. May 6, 7 p.m. Where: Civic Center 301 W.

Oglethrope Ave. Cost: $17 Info: 651-6556.

Witness to the Holocaust

What: Dr. Leon Bass shares recollections of being an African-American soldier during World War II, with a focus on the liberation of Nazi concentration camps. When: Wed. May 6, 7 p.m. Where: Ralph Mark Gilbert Civil Rights Museum , 460 MLK Jr. Blvd., Cost: Free

Savannah Sand Gnats What: The Gnats take on

the Greensboro Grasshoppers. Fireworks after Friday’s game. When: May 6, 7 p.m., May

Preservation Week 2009 Lecture: Landmarks, Not Landfill Dope Sandwich performs Saturday night as part of the Savannah Urban Arts Festival 7, 7 p.m., May 8, 6:30 p.m., May 9, 7 p.m. Where: Grayson Stadium, 1401 E. Victory Dr. , Cost: $7-10 Info: www.sandgnats.com

and the tango. When: May 7, 5-8 p.m. Where: Jepson Center, Telfair Square, Cost: $15 (food/drink extra) Info: www.telfair.org/

Preservation Week 2009 Lecture: Managing Built Heritage

SUAF: DJ/Producer Workshop

What: A lecture by Dr.

Stephen Bond of the World Heritage Site projects. When: May 6, 7:30 p.m. Where: River Club, 3 MLK Blvd. Cost: Free

Richard Shindell in Concert

What: Singer/songwriter

performs in the gardens. When: Wed. May 6, 7:30 p.m. Where: Ships of the Sea Museum , 41 MLK Blvd. Cost: Free Info: savannahfolk.org

Thursday Jepson Live

What: An evening of music

featuring local musician and New Arts Ensembles co-owner, Ricardo Ochoa,

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quired: prodgers@awolinc. org When: Thu. May 7, 5:30 p.m. Where: Coastal Georgia Center , 305 N. Fahm St. , Cost: Free

Jumpin’ at the Savoy What: Savannah Arts

Academy Department of Dance and the Skylite Jazz Band will re-create a night in 1926 at the Savoy Ballroom. When: May 7, 7 p.m., May 8, 7 p.m. Where: Savannah Arts Academy Theatre, 500 Washington Ave. Cost: $10; $5 students

Land of Lincoln: Adventures in Abe’s America What: Andrew Ferguson

discusses his book. When: Thu. May 7, 7 p.m. Where: St. John’s Episcopal Church, 1 W. Macon St. , Cost: Free Info: georgiahistory.com

Bull of the Heritage Canada Foundation. When: Thu. May 7, 7:30 p.m. Where: Kennedy Pharmacy, 323 E. Broughton St., Cost: Free

SCAD Performing Arts: Intimate Apparel What: The story of an Afri-

can-American seamstress.

When: May 7, 8 p.m., May 8,

8 p.m., May 9, 8 p.m., May 10, 3 p.m. Where: Lucas Theatre, 32 Abercorn St., Cost: $5-$10 Info: www.scadboxoffice. com/

Official SUAF Launch Party What: Brittany Bosco,

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When: May 7, 10 p.m. Where: LiveWire Music

Hall, West River Street, Info: www.savannahurbanartsfestival.com/

Friday SUAF: Regional Poetry Slam What: Spoken word poetry

competition. When: Fri. May 8, 7 p.m. Where: Cha Bella, 102 E. Broad St. Cost: $25 entry fee for teams

SCAD Sand Arts Festival

and team competitions. May 8, 10 a.m. Where: North Beach, Highway 80 East Tybee Island Cost: Free Info: www.scad.edu When: Fri.

What: A lecture by Natalie

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of the comedy, with Rene DeRossett and Kim Schneider in the lead roles. When: May 8, 7:30 p.m., May 9, 7:30 p.m. Where: Firehouse Arts Center’s Black Box Theater, 9 Cedarwood Avenue Tybee Island, Cost: $12 Info: www.tybeearts.org/

Cultural Arts Theatre: Pippin What: The popular musi-

cal follows Pippin, son of Charlemagne. When: May 8, 8 p.m., May 9, 8 p.m., May 10, 3 p.m. Where: Black Box at S.P.A.C.E., 9 W. Henry St. Cost: $10, $7 students

SUAF: The Shut Up and Fight Madden and NBA Live 2009 Live Tournament Finale

What: A day of video games

hosted by PlayDate Savannah. When: May 8, 9 p.m. Where: Cha Bella, 102 E. Broad St., Cost: $25 entry fee Info: www.savannahurbanartsfestival.com/

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3rd Annual GreenFest

What: This year’s festival will be held alongside the Savannah Urban Arts Festival and will incorporate the weekly Saturday Market at Trustees Garden. When: Sat. May 9, 9 a.m.7 p.m. Where: Charles H Morris Center, Trustees’ Garden 20 E. Broad St. Cost: Free Info: 844-3184.

SUAF: The Show Out! What: Live music, a beat-

makers battle, forums, book signings, community yoga, organic and local food vendors, farmers market, graffiti art demonstrations, more. When: May 9, 10 a.m.noon Where: Charles H Morris Center, 20 E. Broad St. Cost: Free Info: www.savannahurbanartsfestival.com/

SUAF: Embracing Art for Community Development

What: Jeff Chang, Wil-

liam Strickland and local community leaders will discuss the role of arts and creativity in the community with moderator DaVena Jordan. When: May 9, 1-6 p.m. Where: Cost: Free Info: www.savannahur-

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1st Tybee Wine & Food Festival

What: Wine tastings with

more than 100 wines from around the world and food bites from local restaurants, plus live entertainment. When: Sat. May 9, 2 p.m. Where: Tybee Lighthouse grounds, Tybee Island Cost: $45 in advance Info: www.SCADboxoffice.com

Mom’s Day Art in the Park What: Art, crafts and live

performances. When: Sat. May 9, 10 a.m. Where: Memorial Park, Tybee Island Cost: Free Info: www.tybeearts.org/

Art in the Park

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Landings Art Association.

When: Sat. May 9, 10 a.m. Where: Skidaway Village

Square, Skidaway Island, Cost: Free and open to the public Info: www.landingsart. org/

Savannah Orchestra: Masterworks III What: Neil Casey con-

ducts Vivaldi, Mozart, Albinoni, Schubert.. When: May 9, 8 p.m. Where: Wesley Monumental UMC, 429 Abercorn St. Cost: $25-35 Info: www.savannahorchestra.org/

Savannah Children’s Theatre: Once Upon a Mattress What: A humorous ver-

sion of the classic fairy tale “The Princess and the Pea.” When: May 7, 7 p.m., May 9, 3 p.m., May 10, 3 p.m. Where: Savannah Children’s Theatre , 2160 E. Victory Drive, Cost: $10-$12 Info: www.savannahchildrenstheatre.org/

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What: Music by the Glow

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When: Sat. May 9, 8 p.m. Where: Notre Dame

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SUAF: AWOL Benefit Concert What: Grammy nominee

and Savannah-born artist Anthony David will perform. Brittany Bosco also will perform. When: Sat. May 9, 8:30 p.m. Where: Charles H. Morris Center, 20 E. Broad St. Cost: $35, $45 Info: www.savannahurbanartsfestival.com/

SUAF: Regional Artist Showcase What: Regional artists

perform live hip hop, electronica and neo-soul. When: Sat. May 9, 11 p.m. Where: Tantra Lounge, 8 E. Broughton St. Cost: Free Info: www.savannahurbanartsfestival.com

Savannah Urban Arts Festival: VIP After Party

What: Meet Anthony Da-

vid and Brittany Bosco.

When: Sat. May 9, 11 p.m. Where: Cha Bella, 102 E.

Broad St., Cost: $10 Info: www.savannahurbanartsfestival.com/

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Mom’s Day Art in the Park What: Art, crafts and live

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Bonaventure Cemetery Tours What: Walking tours of

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Benefit Organ Concert

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Thoughts on my first Kentucky Derby by Jim Morekis | jim@connectsavannah.com

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Arts Festival seeks to celebrate local talent and diversity. by jim morekis

I cannot do the same justice to the Kentucky Derby as the late Louisville, Ky., native Thompson did in his classic story from nearly 40 years ago. Thompson’s genius as a journalist was in making sure his exaggerated caricatures contained more than a kernel of truth, and such is the case here. I finally got a chance to see the Derby myself this past weekend, when my wife and I met up with several family members to take in the 135th Run for the Roses in person. A few thoughts:

• This of course means that at next year’s Derby everyone will bet the crazy long shot. Needless to say the favorite will win easily. • If you’ve got a betting plan, just stick with the damn plan. I went to the track planning to bet the jockeys with the hot hand, but for some reason — too many Mint Juleps, perhaps? — I stupidly forgot that Calvin Borel, who rode Mine That Bird, had also won the big Kentucky Oaks race the day before. Goodbye, million dollar payday. Hello again, newspaper job. • Speaking of Mint Juleps, they really do taste better at the Derby. A cynic would say that for nine bucks they better taste good, but a fan will tell you it’s still a bargain, at least conceptually. • So for the big question: Did I win? Well, I picked winners in the eighth and tenth races, enough to fund about three of those yummy Mint Juleps. Better luck next time? Plenty more pics at connectsavannah.com and on Facebook.

The best Derby hat? My beautiful wife Sonja’s, of course (hat courtesy of Sophia)

In other, more serious business, it’s my sad duty to report that this issue is the last one featuring Music Editor Jim Reed. After many years of copious, insightful coverage of the regional music scene, he’s decided to move on. I’ve always insisted that Jim’s work could easily stand beside the writing of literally any music writer in the country. He’s that good. We are beyond lucky to have had his work in our pages, and we owe him a profound debt of gratitude for the enormous credibility he’s given to this paper. My only regret is that we live in a society where good writers are almost never paid anywhere near what they’re worth. Read Jim’s farewell column on page 17. There’s no “replacing” Jim Reed, but I can tell you that our new staffer is a mighty fine journalist in his own right. He’ll get a proper introduction in next week’s issue. cs

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Editor, Regarding your recent Editor’s Note, “The Savannah Tax: Why do you pay it?”: You can’t be that young. Granted, it can take some folks years to finally throw in the towel. My father lived here since 1928 and didn’t move to Sylvania until 1989. My brother moved to Richmond Hill in 1984. My best friend moved to Clyo 5 years ago. I’m the last of the holdouts in my family. Jim, you seem to have a good understanding of “the crap we

have to put up with to live here” and what defines it, but I’m not sure you fully understand the why and the how behind it. All of these things you say are true to be sure. Hell, I’ve been screaming about it for years. I have a file cabinet full of articles that chronicle the comedy of errors that we know better as the Savannah/Chatham Board of Education. And arts? I’ve practically given up on music because it seems pointless to try and sell 45 years of performing experience to an audience that thinks beating a 5 gallon paint bucket with a stick is music.

And people wonder why the big ticket shows pass us by year after year. I remember a time when I didn’t have to drive 4 hours to see Eric Clapton or Steve Winwood or Fleetwood Mac. Keb Mo would be nice. Ben Harper. Crime is another one. They say you can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. The only way to fix this is to throw out the whole carton. I’ve been told that Savannah attracts people from other cities because it’s easy to get on welfare. I would like to see the violent crime stats that show what percent of them that commit violent crimes

moved in from another city. If we knew, there would be all kinds of charges of racial targeting and discrimination. So that won’t happen. If it’s a significant factor then it should be addressed. But it won’t be. The libs wouldn’t stand for it. While you think about that, think about this: Every time another quality Savannah family makes an exodus out of town, how many would-be criminals move in to take their place? People that stand for family values won’t put up with places like Savannah. They move. continues on p.8

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Now, looking down from the press box, I pointed to the huge grassy meadow enclosed by the track. “That whole thing,” I said, “will be jammed with people; fifty thousand or so, and most of them staggering drunk. It’s a fantastic scene — thousands of people fainting, crying, copulating, trampling each other and fighting with broken whiskey bottles.” — Hunter S. Thompson, from “The Kentucky Derby Is Decadent and Depraved,” 1970

• We had tickets to the “Infield Club,” adjacent to but certainly a major step above the muddy, drunken morass of the infield, which Thompson describes above. The difference? Plush port-a-potties, nice tenting, more TV screens, more betting windows. Still didn’t get to see many actual horses, however. • For a good portion of Derby attendees, seeing the horses doesn’t really matter; they’re there to drink and bet. If you’re patient you can get a quasi-decent spot at the paddock to see the horses before the races, however. The only celebs we saw: Bob Costas and Jenny Craig. • By now you probably heard that a ridiculous 50-1 longshot, Mine That Bird, won the Derby in an amazing, improbable run along the rail through the mud. When the horses left the gate, tens of thousands of people yelled themselves hoarse for two minutes. Then — an eery silence. No one picked the eight horse to come in. You could hear a pin drop.

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Savannah had a great opportunity to do something for its youth. We could have put something on Hutchinson Island. Maybe a water park or theme park of some sort. Even a band shell or concert venue. It could have been a place where these kids could work and have some fun along with a little direction. But what did we get instead? A defunct raceway and another golf course. We did get something we could really use: A shiny new jail. I guess they figured it was cheaper than actually addressing the problem. Now, you opened this can of worms, Jim, so do something about it. How about a series to expose the root causes as well as the reason for the obvious foot-dragging about fixing this mess? What you have done is, you stirred the pot so the shit floated to the top. And guess what? It doesn’t pass the smell test, does it? Why is it that the same person that tried to shut down Locos fought to keep Frozen Paradise open? If you had any idea how many of these people are part of the problem, then rendering a solution would be easy. If I had pictures of every drunk city official that I had to try to take the car keys from in my life, I’d be number 1 on somebody’s hit list. If you really want to get to the bottom of this, start at the top. G.E. Perry

Perspective on Savannah

Editor, A first for me — I never write to editors. But after a conversation last night with a friend of a friend who is considering a move here from New York City (as I did four years ago), your recent Editor’s Note struck a chord. Yes, all the negatives you list are true. But having lived many years in two major world cities, and never before in a smaller city, I can tell you that you would be hard pressed to name a place that does not have problems– the ones

you list and then some. When I first came down here I worried about lack of certain things I took for granted– namely the arts, great restaurants, specialty shops. But now I think, well, if I saw something fantastic at BAM, chances are I was sitting in that audience with hundreds of pretentious wankers and then it took me an hour and much aggravation to get home. I did luck out to work for such an amazing arts institution here, the Savannah Music Festival. And it bothers me that more of our citizens do not take advantage of the first class concerts we present. I am thrilled we are being discovered by folks from outside the city! I guess what I am saying is, it’s not where you live but what you make of it and how you perceive it. For years me and my friends used to complain about NYC – the subways, the prices of real estate, the crime. The general hassle of just about everything you do. When I finally woke up and said, okay, I am leaving– most of my friends thought I was nuts and whispered that I would be back. I have no intention of ever going back there to live and still take pleasure in how easy my life has become and how fantastic it is to have a garden. Jane Levy

Wanted: functioning opposition party

Editor, Arlen Specter leaving the Republican Party demonstrates the vacuum of ideas, not just Republican ideas, but the complete absence of a well–thought–out alternative to Obama’s plans. Somebody needs to sit down with the Democrats and discuss the ramifications of the huge deficit we are leaving our children. Yes, sit down with them, but leave out the name–calling, the questioning of Obama’s patriotism, the character assassination, the potty–mouth, and the insistence that the only response to any Democratic suggestion is “No.”

I am a fan of Obama, and a lifelong Democrat, but I recognize the danger of one–party rule, and today, the only party opposed to the Democrats is dominated by people who use terms like “baby–killer” to define their opponents. Republican leaders insist on describing Democrats in the worst of all possible terms, ascribing to them the lowest motives and morals. This one–note symphony is all you hear. After the Specter announcement, Republican leaders clearly resisted any self–analysis, and simply hurled insults: “Take McCain and his daughter with you,” and “We’re better off without him.” Republican ex–senator Rick Santorum couldn’t resist getting graphically profane, and before the day’s end, another Republican representative claimed that Democrats are responsible for Swine Flu. Yes, Repubs just can’t lay off the name–calling. They call Obama a “socialist,” even though he’s presiding over the largest corporate giveaway in U.S. history, with very few strings attached. That’s sad, because on this one point, the far left and right actually agree: The administration is too chummy with Wall Street and the banks. The thinkers of both sides of the aisle agree that the Administration’s solution to our economic woes is too bank–centric. Now, in countries with a parliamentary system, what we’d be witnessing right now is a strategic alliance between the left and right, designed to reign in the administration’s love affair with Wall Street. But for that to happen, the Republicans must put forth ideas, not just repeat the “lower taxes” mantra endlessly. Will they change? No, because the people running the party believe their future lies in a firmer anti–gay and anti–abortion and anti–tax stand, rather than in new thinking. In the coming days, look for more big–name Republican defections, followed by more glee from Steele and Limbaugh as the moderates flee in droves. Joey Marin

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Savannah Urban Arts Festival brings big names to town

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Anthony David is a Grammy nominee and one of R&B’s most prominent rising young stars. Anthony David — born Anthony David Harrington — is a Savannahian. Anthony David is virtually unknown in his hometown. “That’s one of the things that has bothered me a great deal,” says DaVena Jordan. “How can we call ourselves this flourishing arts community and have all the high quality art that’s coming into town, when we’ve got high quality art that’s leaving town?” Why does it have to be this way? And more importantly, what can be done about it? As their way of promoting home– grown talent — and encouraging it to maintain ties to the community so that more and more talent can be grown here — DaVena Jordan and her husband Tony have organized the first–ever Savannah Urban Arts Festival (SUAF) happening over the next week at various venues all over town. And yes, they’re bringing Anthony David back home, for a concert Saturday May 9. Other big names the Jordans are bringing into town include hip–hop star Brittany Bosco, herself a former Savannah resident, who plays on the same bill Saturday night as David; Bill Strickland, MacArthur genius grant winner and community organizer; and writer Jeff Chang, author of the seminal hip–hop chronicle Can’t Stop Won’t Stop. While everyone’s stoked about the special guests coming to town, the Jordans stay focused on the reason they started the Urban Arts Festival in the first place. “It’s based on the experience of being a local artist, and hearing about artists who are from here and they leave Savannah, then they make it big and leave,” says Tony Jordan. “Let’s not celebrate our local artists when they leave. Let’s celebrate them while they’re here.” Tony uses the example of India.Arie, a former SCAD student who wasted little time in Savannah before moving on to stardom and multiple Grammy awards.

“India.Arie is not originally from here, but she was here! So there’s the fact that she left to pursue her music. We want to show those local artists some support,” he says. Indeed, Anthony David himself almost poignantly points this out in the bio section of his website, describing the time he met Arie, who would become his major collaborator: “India was the first person I saw when I got out of the car from Savannah,” writes David. “I thought she was cool and we were both doing our music and enjoying the scene that Atlanta gives an artist. There was never a time that we didn’t hang out.” So to sum up: Savannah=a place you can’t wait to leave. Atlanta=a place you go to. It’s a brutal equation that the Jordans and their many supporters are determined to change. They’ve been on that mission since the founding of their nonprofit AWOL (All Walks of Life). Primarily focusing on working with local youth through spoken word and hip–hop performances, AWOL seeks to promote character as well as grassroots local talent. “People say we have all this stuff, we have the Children’s Theater and things like that,” explains DaVena. “Yes, but there are all kinds of caveats. Some things require money, and not all parents have money. “Some things require a GPA – the Savannah Arts Academy, every kid can’t go there. At AWOL all means all. Some of our kids go to private school and their parents are just interested in the program and want their kids to go here. I’ve got other kids that are mandated here by the court system. Nonetheless, all of them are really really talented.” DaVena says some of AWOL’s kids have even been accepted to SCAD, but can’t afford it. “So I tell them, well, we’ll have to find ways for you to do this within the community. We’ll train you and I’ll put my hands on as many resources as I can to get what you need.”

Grammy nominee Anthony David

Tony says AWOL is “about empowering people to rise above, and be inspired by one another. Certain people’s circumstances allow them to act a certain way. What we do at AWOL is tell people you don’t have to act a certain way based on your circumstances.” So why another festival in an already festival–mad town? On a practical level, there was the issue of fundraising. “AWOL doesn’t really have one big fundraiser, we have a number of smaller

events all year,” says DaVena. “Some people on the board were saying, ‘you need to do a walk or a golf tournament.’ But I said, that’s not really representative of us. I think you should do what you’re good at. We do performance, we do music, we do recording, and we need something that’s representative of that. And I think the festival is going to do that for us.” continues on p. 10

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And there’s also an issue near and dear to AWOL’s heart: diversity. “Quite frankly we have a great cadre of local festivals. The Savannah Music Festival is considered one of the best festivals on the continent. That’s a great compliment, but still it’s a very different kind of festival,” says DaVena. “Basically you have the Black Heritage Festival and you have the Savannah Music Festival. The Music Festival is typically patronized by Caucasians, and the Black Heritage Festival is the same the other way,” she says. “I’m not saying they don’t have other races or genres of people there, they do, but for the most part one group goes to one festival and the other group goes to the other one. For me, success would be looking out over the Urban Arts Festival grounds this Saturday and seeing every nationality and culture you could think of.” Another aspect of SUAF’s commitment to diversity goes the other way: A concurrent event at the Charles H. Morris Center, “Greenfest,” which will help bring in the organically–focused, somewhat more upscale crowd accustomed to shopping at the Morris Center’s

weekly Market at Trustees Garden. “When I met with DaVena she said SUAF was a festival for the people by the people,” says Market Director Maria Castro. “She also said that she would love to see the ‘heavy hitters’ of Savannah next to a break dancer or a graffiti artist. It was a natural decision for me to partner with her. The Market and Greenfest have a middle to upper class following. I was inspired to partner with AWOL to help bridge that gap between our communities.” As for Tony, like any good husband he gives all the credit to his wife: “She’s a visionary,” he says simply. He explains how DaVena arranged for the high profile local appearance of Bill Strickland, something of a living legend in community organizing/entrepreneurship circles. “Some people with the city went to Pittsburgh and called us to go,” he recalls. “When she went up there and saw what Bill Strickland was doing, she was so overwhelmed and inspired when she got back home. She thought he would be the ideal person to bring to Savannah, since Savannah wants to replicate what he’s already doing.” Every local arts festival has funding challenges, and because of their grassroots mission, AWOL has felt those challenges as keenly as any. “I would say that AWOL has been successful at making lemonades out of lemons,” DaVena says. “We don’t have nearly the budget the other festivals have. But we leverage through heavy use of social media — we’re on Twitter, we’re on Facebook, we’re on MySpace every day. We leverage it by getting grant funds to support some of the events. For example some money from the city enabled us to get Bill Strickland to come to town. I’ve leveraged that with donations and corporate support.” Jeff Chang’s appearance is made possible in part by a grant from the Southern Arts Federation. And how did SUAF manage to snag Anthony David? DaVena’s secret weapon: He’s her cousin. “I had to use family muscle to get Anthony David to come,” she laughs. “I called his mom.” cs Savannah Urban Arts Festival When: May 6–9 Where: Various venues, main day is Sat. May 9 at the Charles H. Morris Center Cost: Various Info: For full schedule see this week’s Week at a Glance or go to www.savannahurbanartsfestival.com

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Local health officials urge concern, not panic, over swine flu

Plan for the worst, hope for the best. That’s how public agencies and health care providers have handled potential crises in the past, says Dr. Diane Weems, chief medical officer and administrator of the Chatham County Health Department. And that’s how they’ve prepared for potential cases of swine flu. The first case of swine flu in Georgia was confirmed April 30 by the Georgia Division of Public Health. It involved a 30–year–old woman in LaGrange, which is located in west Georgia, who had just traveled there from Kentucky. The woman apparently became ill after she arrived in Georgia. Health officials said she had visited Cancun, Mexico, in early April. Locally, Chatham County Emergency Management, the Memorial Health and St. Joseph’s/Candler health systems, the Chatham Counts Health Department, Department of Family and Children Services and the Savannah chapter of the American Red Cross all have plans of action in place, should cases appear in Savannah. Although more cases are certain to occur, local officials are urging residents

to remain calm and take the same precautions they would take with any other type of influenza. Weems said symptoms include a sudden onset of a fever higher than 100 degrees, respiratory problems such as a cough, body aches, extreme fatigue and in some cases, nausea and vomiting. Any case of flu can be serious, but most people recover without treatment. “This is not something new to us,” Weems says. “In general, most cases of swine flu in the United States are relatively mild. “We have seen the tragic death of a toddler in Texas,” she said. “Those who are most at risk are the youngest and the oldest.” Most people take influenza for granted because seasonal influenza happens every year and most patients recover, Weems says. But any kind of flu can be deadly. “Every year, it kills 36,000 people,” she said. The vast majority of flu patients, even those with swine flu, recover without treatment. “It is a cause for concern, but not a cause for panic,” Weems said. “Several steps have been taken at the lo-

cal level to minimize the impact, should it impact the area. “It’s like preparing for a hurricane,” she said. “We know there’s a good chance it won’t hit us.” Even so, we have to prepare. In fact, a pandemic plan has been in place for years. “It’s being pulled off the shelf and dusted off,” Weems said. Local officials also have discussed ways to effect “social distancing” should an epidemic occur. That means closing schools, day care centers and job sites to prevent further spread of the disease. But the situation is nowhere near that dire. “Everyone hopes we never need to have to use it,” Weems said. “But we have to discuss it in planning.” If swine flu does occur, there are options to treat it, Weems said. “There are a couple of different antivirals,” she said, adding that the national stockpile of antivirals would be accessed, if medicine is needed. “It can be mobilized very quickly,” Weems said. Some medications from the natural stockpile have already been released to states that need them. But people can take steps to avoid catching the flu entirely. That includes covering the nose and mouth with a tissue when sneezing,

then throwing the tissue away. Wash your hands often. And if you tend to wash your hands quickly, Weems advises investing in an alcohol–based gel. “Avoid touching your eyes, nose and mouth,” she said. “Avoid contact with sick people.” Above all, use your common sense. “Emergency rooms are a wonderful source of care for emergencies,” Weems said. “They are not appropriate for someone with a runny nose and sore throat.” People with flu symptoms should check with their primary care provider first before taking other action, Dr. Emmett Smith of Memorial Health says. “We’d rather have calls with questions than have people show up at the emergency room and overwhelm us,” he says. Chatham County Commission Chairman Pete Liakakis says calls already are coming in from concerned citizens worried about the region’s ability to deal with a major outbreak. “The county managers are directing all the departments to get prepared. We don’t want the public to panic in any shape or form,” Liakakis said. cs

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Cool and my mom “Helloo Franklin, good to see you!” I chirped two weeks ago at a high school friend I’d not seen in years. “I’m sorry, but I’m not Franklin,” said the now–obviously–total–stranger, edging away, back to the wall. It had happened again. Momentarily, I was Peggy Gunn, circa 1970. “Helloo Helen! Oh, you’re not Helen. Sorry!” Peggy, my mother, would call through the windshield, beeping the horn and waggling her fingers at strangers as my brother and I, mortified, slid down below view in the back seat of the station wagon. “You think you know everybody. Helloo stop sign! Helloo mailbox!” we mimicked, vowing we’d never make such fools of ourselves. Thus resolved, I proceeded through my childhood, teens, twenties and thirties, in dogged pursuit of that elusive quality, “being cool.” I wasn’t sure what cool was, but I knew what it wasn’t. Cool and my mom? Not even in the same galaxy. For starters, my mom went to church. Twice a week. Definitely not cool. Yet, only recently I’ve remembered that back in the 1960’s and 1970’s, when Savannah’s schools were segregated, my mom’s little church had black members as well as white members. The congregation wasn’t much for having social events, but when they did, everyone was invited. One small happy family. About that same time my un–cool mom befriended two gentlemen, aged fortyish, that moved to town. They lived in a tidy cottage on Talahi Island. They never had any girlfriends. They went everywhere together. They were kind, smart, and funny, but different in a way that my dense pre–teen sensibilities did not understand. What Mom saw in them I could not fathom. The un–hipness of my mother knew no bounds. Newly single in the 1970’s, she took acting classes at Armstrong, gave a classical piano recital after years of lessons, and traveled with old friends, or made new ones, on trips to Tahiti, Egypt, the Holy Land. If she read a book and liked it, she’d write a letter to the author. Sometimes they became pen pals. Meanwhile I continued my search, moving to Athens and then the west coast, aiming for the cool chick persona, consistently missing the mark.

In 1994, returning to Savannah, I worried that living in the same town as my mother might cramp my girl– about–town lifestyle. It never occurred to me that my presence here might box her in. And it turns out, it hasn’t. I call them “Peggy Sightings”– reports from acquaintances telling me where they’ve spied my mother. “Just saw your mom leaving Brighter Day,” a friend will say. “Saw your mom at the Savannah Development and Renewal Authority,” I’m told. “Saw your mom at Pilates,” I’ll hear the next afternoon. That sighting I’m used to, as she’s been going twice a week for nearly ten years, the doyenne of the advanced class at the Islands Y. Instead of bridge, Mom and three grade school girlfriends have a weekly tennis match at Daffin Park. Instead of the garden club, Mom’s photo recently appeared on Facebook, attending Jane Fishman’s Spring Plant Swap. Instead of water aerobics, in the summer Mom often cuts our phone visits short with, “It’s high tide so I’m going for a swim” in Turners Creek, behind her house. Sometimes we’ll hit the streets together, like this past March when we took a road trip to Monteith Community for the Collard Greens Festival. We spotted the state senator for my district and introduced ourselves. Seconds later, Mom whipped out her real estate business card and handed it over, mentioning a property she has listed in his district he might be interested in. There was a pause while he looked at her card, then over at us. I shrugged at him, “What can I say?” “Mom is a player,” he replied, eyebrows up, head nodding slightly. Many times on separate outings, Mom and I have crossed paths — at the Jewish Food Festival, at a Creative Minds lecture at Country Day, and on one airless June evening in 2005, when I bumped into her at Grayson Stadium. At the Bob Dylan concert. On the field, just behind the “mosh pit.” She was wearing a khaki skirt and a little white blouse that sported an “OT” sticker, leftover from a visit to the Owens Thomas House earlier that day. No ironic black T–shirt or deliberately scrunched straw cowboy hat for her. Mom’s way too cool for that. cs Happy Mother’s Day, Mom, from your favorite daughter.

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Police arrested Christopher Byron Simmons, 22, of Savannah after he drove his car into Lake Mayer — then lied about it.

A call was received April 30 at 3:30 a.m. about a vehicle in Lake Mayer. Witnesses said the car was traveling on Montgomery Cross Road when it abruptly turned into a grassy area at Lake Mayer before plunging into the lake. Emergency personnel located a Chevrolet Impala partially submerged near the boat ramp. Simmons had already exited by that time, but rescuers jumped into the water to check. Simmons was located in the water and assisted to shore. He attempted to fight off officers and firefighters, and told them to continue to search for a possible victim still in the car or in the immediate area. Scuba divers searched the lake, but found no one. Firefighters conducted two

additional searches along the banks of the lake without finding anyone. With the assistance of the divers, Sapp’s Towing pulled the car from the lake. The car was completely searched, but no one was found. The Metro Police Marine Patrol was called to the scene to assist with the search and sonar was used, but the divers found no evidence to suggest anyone else was in the car when it entered the water. Police believe Simmons lied to make them think someone else was driving the car at the time. He was taken to Memorial Medical Center where he was treated and released. He was arrested and charged with driving under the influence, failure to maintain lane, reckless driving and obstruction by hindering. • A 10–year–old girl was grazed by a bullet in an incident that occurred April 29 at West Lake Apartments. Just after 5 p.m., police responded to the complex on a report of a shooting, where they located the girl. She was suffering from a gunshot graze to the left leg, but the wound was not life–threatening. Police believe two men were exchanging gunfire inside the complex. They were sev-

eral units away from the girl. Both suspects fled the scene. They are described as black males with slim builds and short hair. One was wearing all black and the other was wearing a white T–shirt with jean shorts. Anyone with information is asked to contact Violent Crimes detectives at 651–6728 or Crime Stoppers at 234–2020. • A Savannah man apparently had a seizure while driving, causing his pickup to cross Eisenhower Drive and strike a building at Georgia Regional Hospital. Police said the man was exiting Truman Parkway southbound onto the Eisenhower Drive ramp. His truck was going at a high rate of speed and was unable to stop. After crossing Eisenhower Drive, the truck struck Building No. 8 at Georgia Regional. Both the driver and a Georgia Regional employee received non–life threatening injuries.

• Police were called to Wilder Drive on a report of a domestic dispute. An officer spoke with the victim, who said she and her live–in girlfriend had been arguing all day at their home on East 55th Street. The argument turned physical when the suspect jumped on the victim and began choking her and punching her in the face. The woman said she tried to get the suspect off by scratching her in the face. The suspect then kicked her in the ribs. The victim said she was concerned about her 5–year–old son, who was asleep in the house at the time of the attack. Police went to the couple’s house and knocked on the door, but got no response. They called the suspect’s phone, but there was no answer. The victim’s friend went into the house, accompanied by police, who found the 5-year-old still asleep in his bed. No one else was in the apartment. cs Give anonymous crime tips to Crimestoppers at 234-2020

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How lethal are Tasers? I know there’s talk about police being Taser-happy and torturing people with these devices, but has anyone been Tasered to death? —Dugie C., Calgary News a little slow getting up to Calgary, Dugie? Lots of people have died after being Tasered—which is not to say they were necessarily Tasered to death. According to a widely publicized Amnesty International study last year, 334 people in the U.S. plus 25 more in Canada died between 2001 and 2008 after being zapped by cops. The Taser’s defenders say it beats shooting people and reduces the risk of stray bullets injuring bystanders. Wrong argument, says AI. The Taser isn’t a replacement for guns but rather for billy clubs and such—for a lot of cops it’s become the default method of subduing the unruly. Taser is an acronym for “Thomas A. Swift’s electric rifle,” a tribute to Tom Swift, boy-genius hero of a long-running kid’s book series early last century. (Taser inventor Jack Cover was a fan.) Tasers work by firing two barbed nitrogen-propelled darts into skin or clothing, then delivering a high-voltage shock at low current. They can also be used in “drive stun” mode, where the darts don’t fire; here you have to hold the weapon against the subject’s body while pulling the trigger. A well-aimed Taser shot reduces an uncooperative suspect to a twitching blob. Being hit by 50,000 volts hurts like hell, and can cause vertigo, disorientation, and amnesia. Taser darts can lacerate your skin and a couple of cases have been reported of Taser darts sticking in somebody’s eye. Does it get worse than that? Taser fans say no. TASER International, maker of the device, compiled a database of reports on Tasered human subjects from 1999 to 2002, which paints a rosy picture, claiming a few minor injuries and no deaths over 34 months. A de-

fense department study found the rate of severe injuries was only 0.6 percent, and police departments have claimed significant reductions in injury rates to both officers and suspects. Amnesty International tells a different story. Alarming as a death toll of 359 sounds, it turns out to be difficult to tie them all to the Taser jolt. AI admits as much. What struck me was how few deaths the examiners thought were directly attributable to the Taser. In the majority of cases, drugs, alcohol, and/or poor health were contributing factors. Are MEs just covering up for the cops? Maybe, maybe not. Medical journals speak of “sudden in-custody death syndrome,” which is enough to spike anybody’s BS meter. However, some experts insist that physical restraint that isn’t in itself lethal can combine with factors like heart disease and stimulant use to cause a hyperagitated state and often death in someone resisting arrest. And that’s without Tasers in the picture; add a zap or two and it’s hard to say exactly what’s doing the victim in. One study of Taser-coincident deaths from 2001-’05 showed more than half the victims had cardiovascular disease, more than 75 percent were on illegal drugs, and close to 90 percent were on some sort of stimulant (including caffeine) at the time of death. Research has found police often use Tasers when a suspect is out of control and apparently under the influence—exactly, the theory goes, when the risk of SICDS is high. In 2005 the Potomac Institute, a think tank, analyzed 72 cases of Tasercoincident death tabulated by AI and found some common threads: drug use by the suspect, physical restraint by the police, and no proof that the Taser was the cause of death. Their conclusion? The risk of death due to Taser was between 1 in 1,000 and 1 in 100,000. Let’s put the issue squarely. Amnesty International tells of officers Tasering schoolchildren, pregnant women, the elderly, etc—these jamokes should be fired. But often cops have to get the cuffs on some raving lunatic. Almost any sublethal method of persuasion carries risks. Pepper spray can cause potentially fatal reactions, police dogs can do serious damage, plastic and bean-bag bullets can kill. Nightsticks and choke holds I don’t need to tell you about. Tasering the guy presents a nonnegligible chance you could kill him. But what do you do instead? cs Comments, questions? Take it up with Cecil on the Straight Dope Message Board, straightdope.com

“Consensual Living” parenting, which was developed in 2006 and now has many hundreds of followers, supposes that every family member’s needs are equally valid and respectworthy. Even pre-adolescents are assumed able to understand their own needs and respect those of others. When little Kiernen, 3, of Langley, British Columbia, hits another child, his mom told Toronto’s Globe & Mail in March, she does not invoke authority but instead asks about his feelings and whether he’d like to express himself differently. If Kahlan, 18 months old, of Nanaimo, British Columbia, is grumpy at a time when her mother has made plans, Mom says she is obligated to consider other plans. And when Savannah, 6, insisted on wearing her Halloween cat costume every single day for several months, her mom in Burlington, Ontario, just shrugged, since she recalled how contentious the morning dressing rituals were, pre-Consensual Living.

Building a Risk-Free Society

Safety First in Britain: (1) Recently, 118 local government councils conducted formal tests on their cemeteries’ gravestones to see how susceptible they are to toppling over and hurting people, according to an April Daily Telegraph report. (2) In April, a circus clown performing in Liverpool was ordered not to wear his classic oversized shoes because he could trip and injure someone. (3) BBC producers, wielding a “telephone-book-size” set of safety precautions while making a recent adventure documentary, ordered Sir Robin Knox-Johnston (the first person to sail single-handedly and nonstop around the world) not to light a portable stove unless a “safety advisor” supervised.

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For 15 years, police in southern Germany have been futilely tracking a female “serial killer” whose DNA (but little other matching physical evidence) was found at 40 crime scenes, including six murders. Only in 2007 did they begin to consider alternative theories, and in March 2009, a state justice minister announced that the case had been solved: The DNA matched up in the tests because the cotton swabs used to collect it had been contaminated at the factory (but authorities

still have not determined which female factory worker inadvertently supplied the DNA).

The Continuing Crisis

• Be Wary of Discount Funeral Services: (1) A 2004 burial in Allendale, S.C., is just now being investigated after relatives learned that the deceased, a 6-foot-7 man, was somehow laid to rest in a 6-foot-long coffin that was part of his prepaid plan. (2) Authorities in Houston are investigating a funeral home that handles burial of paupers on contract from the county after, somehow, a 91-year-old male (who was supposed to be preserved for viewing) was cremated instead of the female who was scheduled. • In a study of the last six years’ admissions at hospital emergency rooms in the Austin, Texas, area (reported in April), 900 people were identified as using ERs six or more times in the previous three months, and nine specific patients had made a total of 2,678 visits in the six-year period. • Mixed Signs From the Middle East: (1) In March, at a soccer match in Hilla, Iraq, between two local teams, as a player with the ball approached the goal to attempt a tying kick late in the game, an overenthusiastic spectator drew his gun and shot him dead. (2) In more hopeful news, authorities in Ramallah said that the March 24 bank robbery by armed gunmen who snatched the equivalent of $30,000 was pulled off by five Palestinians and an Israeli Jew, working together.

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(1) A 44-year-old intoxicated man was arrested in Ann Arbor, Mich., in March, blocking traffic by approaching an officer and requesting a big hug (and then cursing the officer when he declined). (2) A 22-year-old tipsy soccer fan celebrating on a chartered bus after a match in West Bromwich, England, in January, was run This little over by a motorist after he fell piggy went to out the back door of the bus, hospital... believing it led to the restroom.

Family Values

An Oregon, Wis., man was arrested in February after his 9year-old son wrote a school essay about the time his dad shot him in the buttocks with a BB gun because he was blocking his view of the TV set.

Least Competent Criminals

• Timothy Grim, 39, was arrested in Shreveport, La., in April after swiping several garments from the rehearsal room of the Shreveport Opera The conductor and three performers cornered Grim several blocks away, still in possession of one part of a diva’s outfit, which he offered to sell back to the opera. By the time police arrived, Grim had cut his asking price to $1. • Not Ready for Prime Time: A 16year-old boy was arrested in Centerville, Utah, in April as he roamed a neighborhood at night trying to break into several cars. The last one he tried was the private vehicle of a sheriff ’s deputy, who was still in it, in uniform and finishing a phone call after coming off his shift. After arresting the kid, the deputy reported that the boy had been so stunned when he saw the deputy that he immediately soiled his pants. Said the deputy, “You could smell him.”

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Jason Isbell & The 400 Unit

The last time this former member of neo–southern rock royalty The Drive–By Truckers played the low stage at this Broughton St. venue with his latest band, they had just released their debut CD, and were just starting to gel as a potent live act. Now, they’re touring behind a terrific second album that finds the group coming into their own. That first record was tracked piecemeal over a lengthy period, as opposed to this one, which showcases the kind of sympathetic, road–earned camaraderie that’s practically a requirement for ballsy, passionate roots–rock and alt.soul. Isbell’s a gifted working–man’s songwriter with a husky, hardscrabble voice that reeks of truth–telling (think Springsteen via Muscle Shoals, Al.), and the hard–hitting, guitar– heavy hooks of the band’s eponymous sophomore effort is one of the most bracing and vicariously thrilling listening experiences of its type since Cracker’s Gentlemen’s Blues, Steve Earle’s I Feel Alright, The Wallflowers’ Bringing Down The Horse and Webb Wilder’s Doo Dad. Plus, the welcome addition of keyboardist Derry deBorja (late of Son Volt) kicks everything up a swirling, “wild mercury” notch. Get there early for a good view of the stage. Listen & Learn: myspace.com/jasonisbellmusic. Fri., 11 pm, Locos (downtown).

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Ricardo Ochoa & The Art of Tango at Jepson Live Like many of us in the local live music scene, Ricardo Ochoa wears many hats. Known to some as the Sav. Music Fest’s Production Manager, to others as one of the owners of high–end booking agency New Arts Ensembles and to others as a gifted violinist who’s worked with such established area classical, jazz and fusion combos as the Roger Moss Quintet, the Jazz & Tango Kings, the Richard Leo Johnson Trio and ARTillery Punch. A driven musician with a eclectic tastes and an inquisitive nature, he’s also contributed keyboards, synth and even theremin to experimental art–rock projects GAM and Blackwurm. This month’s installment of the Jepson Live Concert Series finds Ochoa curating (and taking part in) this special program featuring the combined talents of three more local luminaries: jazz and Latin pianist given by visiting, internationally known musicians, such as guitarist George Lynch (who appeared at Portman’s Music Superstore). Now, the recently opened Ga. Music Warehouse welcomes legendary bassist Victor Wooten (of Bela Fleck & The Flecktones) for a “Groove Workshop” that’s bound to appeal to listeners as

Eric Jones, veteran jazz guitarist Bruce Spradley and cellist Annelise Nelson. The quartet will salute this seductive “marriage” of 20th Century Argentinian and French music and dance by interpreting a wide swath of selections composed over the past 90 years. In addition to works by Piazzolla and Gardel, both pro and amateur tango dancers from Charleston and throughout the Southeast will be on hand to add yet another level of intrigue and visual energy to the proceedings. Plus, as usual, all of this contemporary art museum’s galleries will be open for viewing during the concert, and food and drink will be available for purchase. Learn More: telfair.org, 790–8800. $15 (free to Museum Members). Fri., 5 pm, Jepson Center for The Arts – ALL–AGES.

well as those who also play bass themselves. The Grammy–nominated Wooten is an inspirational, iconic figure in the world of modern jazz, pop, rock and fusion whose stunning proficiency on his instrument (and his unique, versatile approach) keeps him in high demand for studio and concert

work. He’s collaborated with the likes of Bruce Hornsby, Branford Marsalis, Chick Corea, Prince and Dave Matthews. At press time, seats for this event were said to be going fast Listen & Learn: victorwooten.com. $7 adv. tickets at 631–0211. Wed., May 13, 7 pm, Ga. Music Warehouse (5205–A Waters Ave.). cs

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continues from p.16 May 8, May 9 May 10 Kingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Inn #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m., 9 p.m., 9 p.m. 9 p.m. McDonoughâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Karaoke (Karaoke) -9 p.m. Mercury Lounge The Eric Culberson Blues Band (Live Music) Internationally-known electric blues trio (covers & originals). 10 p.m. Planterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Tavern TBA (Live Music) Piano Jazz -7 p.m. Pour Larryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s (formerly Johnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bar) Live Trivia with Marcia (Other) Live Team Trivia Game. 9 p.m. Robinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Nest Team Trivia (Other) 8 p.m. Savannah Smiles â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dueling PIanosâ&#x20AC;? (Live Music) Two versatile and wisecracking keyboardists play a wide variety of audience requests. -8:30 p.m. Scandals TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m. The Sentient Bean Psychotronic Film: JAMES BROWN LIVE AT THE OLYMPIA THEATER, PARIS 1971 (Other) Rarely-seen concert film (unreleased in the USA) documenting one of the most storied lineups of this funk icons backing bands, feat. bassist Bootsy Collins. Part of the Savannah Urban Arts Fest. Seating begins 30 min. before each of the two showtimes. ALL-AGES. May 6, 7 & 9 p.m. Steamerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Five Point Productionsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Extreme Trivia w/Jeremy & Ben (Other) Live trivia game. 8 p.m. Tantra Lounge Open Mic Night (Live Music) Weekly showcase for singer/songwriters, both amateur and pro. 10 p.m. Tommyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Karaoke w/ Jeff & Rebecca (Karaoke) Venus De Milo Open DJ Night (DJ) 9 p.m. Vicâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on The River Jimmy James (Live Music) Solo pianist playing standards, Latin and popular jazz favorites. -7 p.m. The Warehouse Electric Cheese (Live Music) May 6,

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American Legion Post 184 Rick Elvis (Undressed) (Live Music, Other) Locally-based Elvis impersonator, performing without his costume. 4 p.m. 8 p.m. Augieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pub (Pooler) TBA (Live Music) 9 p.m. AVIA Hotel Gail Thurmond (Live Music) Piano & vocal jazz, country, Latin and standards by a veteran songwriter and recording artist whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s entertained Savannahians for years - now back downtown after an extended absence (covers & originals). -6 p.m. Barnes & Noble Open Mic (8 p.m.) (Live Music) Bay Street Blues Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Bayou Cafe Chief (Live Music) Legendary local guitarist/singer who knows literally thousands of rock, pop, blues and country hits. (covers & originals). -9 p.m. Bennyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Tybee Tavern Karaoke (Karaoke) w/DJ Levis 9:30 p.m. Bernieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on River Street Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Blaineâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Back Door #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Blowinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Smoke BBQ Jimmy Wolling Band (Live Music) Bogeyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Five Points Productionsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Karaoke w/Keith (Karaoke) 10 p.m. Club One Industrial Resurrection w/ DJ Shrapnel (DJ) 10 p.m. Docâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bar Roy & the Circuit Breakers (Live Music) Fiddlerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Crab House Josh Maul Blues Band (Live Music) Blues. Hercules Bar and Grill TBA (Live Music) Rock, Blues, Soul and Pop 8 p.m. The Jazz Corner (Hilton Head) The Lavon Stevens Quartet feat. Louise Spenser (Live Music) Jazz, Broadway & blues (covers & originals) with female vocals. 8 p.m. Jazzâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d Tapas Bar Trae

Gurleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Swoonatraâ&#x20AC;? (Live Music) Local singer and thespianâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s popular tribute show to Frank Sinatraâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Golden Age Big Band period. 7:30 p.m. The Jinx Fever! Dance Party w/DJ D-Frost & Friends (DJ) 9 p.m. Kevin Barryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Gabriel Donahue (Live Music) Irish troubadour. May 6, May 7, May 8, May 9 May 10 Live Wire Music Hall SUAF Kickoff Party (Live Music) An evening of hip-hop, soul and R&B. 10 p.m. Locoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Deli & Pub (Southside) Five Points Productionsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Extreme Trivia w/ Kowboi (Other) Live trivia game. 8 p.m. McDonoughâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Karaoke (Karaoke) -9 p.m. Moon River Brewing Co. Eric Britt (Live Music) Acoustic guitarist/singer playing alt.rock and pop 8:30 p.m. Murphyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Law â&#x20AC;&#x153;Live Jukeboxâ&#x20AC;? w/DJ Sweaty Sock (DJ) 11 p.m. Myrtleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bar & Grill J. Howard Duff (Live Music) 7:30 p.m. Night Lights â&#x20AC;&#x153;Rock Star Karaokeâ&#x20AC;? (Live Music, Karaoke) Kraoke featuring a live band, rather than prerecorded music. 11 p.m. Planterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Tavern TBA (Live Music) Piano Jazz -7 p.m. Quality Inn (Pooler) Thomas Claxton (Live Music) Intense, solo acoustic guitarist/singer playing rock and pop (covers & originals). 7 p.m. Robinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Nest Karaoke (Live Music, Karaoke) 8 p.m. Savannah Smiles â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dueling PIanosâ&#x20AC;? (Live Music) Two versatile and wisecracking keyboardists play a wide variety of audience requests. -8:30 p.m. Spankyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m. Tommyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Karaoke w/ Jeff & Rebecca (Karaoke) Uncle Bubbaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Oyster House TBA (Live Music) 7 p.m. Venus De Milo DJ Americana (DJ) Vicâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on The River Jimmy James (Live Music) Solo pianist playing standards, Latin and popular jazz favorites. -7 p.m. The Warehouse Jeff Beasley (Live Music) 8 p.m. Wasabiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Live DJ Frankie Spins Hip-hop & Electric

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continues from p.18 Fusion (DJ) 8 p.m. Wild Wing Cafe Bucky and Barry (Live Music) Duo play outside. Domino Effect (Live Music) On the mainstage.

FRIDAY

A.J.’s Dockside “Georgia Kyle” Shiver (Live Music) American Legion Post 36 Karaoke (Karaoke) AVIA Hotel Gail Thurmond (Live Music) Piano & vocal jazz, country, Latin and standards by a veteran songwriter and recording artist who’s entertained Savannahians for years - now back downtown after an extended absence (covers & originals). -6 p.m. Baja Cantina TBA (Live Music) 7 p.m. Bay Street Blues Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Bayou Cafe Thomas Claxton (Live Music) Intense, solo acoustic guitarist/ singer playing rock and pop (covers & originals). 9 p.m. Bernie’s on River Street Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Blowin’ Smoke BBQ South Carolina Broadcasters (Live Music) Club One Local Cast, DJ Jason Hancock (Main Floor) (DJ) Coach’s Corner Chief (Live Music) Rock, Pop, Country and Soul covers 8 p.m. Daquiri Island Karaoke (Karaoke) Doubles Lounge “World Famous” DJ Sam Diamond (DJ) El Picasso Karaoke (8 p.m.) (Karaoke) Fiddler’s Crab House Hitman (Live Music) Gayna’s Bar Karaoke (9 p.m.) (Karaoke) Hang Fire Dope Sandwich Productions (Live Music, DJ) Local, positive-themed

Daiquiri Beach) TBA (Karaoke) 21+ only. 10:30 p.m. Uncle Bubba’s Oyster House Mary Davis & Co. (Live Music) Femalefronted acoustic cover combo featuring members of Band In The Park (rock/pop/soul/beach music). May 8, 7 p.m. May 22, 7 p.m. Venus De Milo DJ Moustache (DJ) 9 p.m. Vic’s on The River TBA (Live Music) 7 p.m. 7 p.m. The Warehouse JFJ Band (Live Music) Beatles and classic rock cover band from New Hampshire. 8 p.m. Wasabi’s DJ Frankie -C Spins Hip-hop an Electric Fusion (8 p.m.) (DJ) Ways Station Tavern Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Wet Willie’s Live DJ (DJ) 8 p.m. Wild Wing Cafe Mike Corbar (Live Music) Out on the patio. Stone Cold Foxx (Live Music) On the mainstage. The Wormhole Kalibur (Live Music) Orlando metal band, with 44 Down and Dayfal. 8 p.m.

SATURDAY

AVIA Hotel Gail Thurmond (Live Music) Piano & vocal jazz, country, Latin and standards by a veteran songwriter and recording artist who’s entertained Savannahians for years - now back downtown after an extended absence (covers & originals). -6 p.m. Bay Street Blues Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Bayou Cafe Thomas Claxton (Live Music) Intense, solo acoustic guitarist/ singer playing rock and pop (covers & originals). 9 p.m. Bernie’s on River Street Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Blowin’ Smoke BBQ Josh Maul Blues Band (Live Music) Bogey’s Five Points Productions’ Karaoke w/Keith (Karaoke) 10 p.m. Captain’s Lounge #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Chuck’s Bar #@*! Karaoke continues on p. 19

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American Legion Post 184 Rick Elvis (Undressed) (Live Music, Other) Locally-based Elvis impersonator, performing without his costume. 4 p.m. 8 p.m. Aqua Star Restaurant (Westin Harbor Hotel) Ben Tucker & Bob Alberti (Live Music) Veteran Jazz Duo (piano & bass) playing standards 11:30 a.m.

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Bayou Cafe Chief (Live Music) Legendary local guitarist/singer who knows literally thousands of rock, pop, blues and country hits. (covers & originals). -9 p.m. Blueberry Hill Karaoke (Karaoke) Doubles Lounge Live DJ (DJ) Beach Music Fiddler’s Crab House Jason Bible & Eric Dunn (Live Music) Hang Fire DJ Kane (DJ) Kevin Barry’s Harry O’Donoghue (Live Music) Beloved local Irish songster and radio host. King’s Inn #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m., 9 p.m., 9 p.m. 9 p.m. Live Wire Music Hall Open Recording Session (Live Music) Record your live set for $40. 8 p.m. Open Mic & Recording Session (Live Music) Participants can choose to have their Open Mic set professionally recorded for a $40 fee. 9 p.m.

McDonough’s Karaoke (Karaoke) -9 p.m. Murphy’s Law Open Mic Night (Live Music) Hosted by Markus from The Train Wrecks. 10:30 p.m. Pour Larry’s (formerly John’s Bar) Karaoke w/ Kowboi (Karaoke) 8 p.m. Scandals DJ Marty Corley (Karaoke) 9:30 p.m. Tantra Lounge Swing Dancing Lessons (Other) Just like it says... 10:30 p.m. Vic’s on The River Jimmy James (Live Music) Solo pianist playing standards, Latin and popular jazz favorites. -7 p.m. Wet Willie’s Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. The Wormhole Louisiana Guerrilla (Live Music) Swamp rockers. With Hakusai Cost. 9 p.m.

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Bay Street Blues Live Trivia (Other) 10 p.m. Bayou Cafe Chief (Live Music) Legendary local guitarist/singer who knows literally thousands of rock, pop, blues and country hits. (covers & originals). -9 p.m. Blaine’s Back Door #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Buffalo’s Cafe Karaoke (Karaoke) 7 p.m. Fiddler’s Crab House Hazel Virtue (Live Music) All-star jam night. Fiddler’s Crab House Nancy Witt (Live Music) Solo pianist (standards, showtunes & originals). 6:30 p.m. Hang Fire Caliente Latino Night (DJ) 10 p.m. The Jazz Corner (Hilton Head) The Jazz Corner Quartet feat. Bob Masteller (Live Music) New Orleansstyle “Hot Jazz” (covers & originals). 8 p.m. Jazz’d Tapas Bar Jeff Beasley (Live Music) Savannah guitarist who doubles on percussion playing swinging R & B, old-time rock and roll and Cajun-tinged Americana (covers & originals). 7 p.m. Kevin Barry’s Brendan Nolan (Live Music) Irish performer. May 12, May 13,

May 14, May 15 May 16 Live Wire Music Hall Open Mic Night (Live Music) 8 p.m. Open Jam Session (Live Music) Geared toward “all musicians”. Sign-up from 8 pm - 9 pm. 9 p.m. Lulu’s Chocolate Bar Curl & Crockett (Live Music) Originals and covers of The Shins, Daniel Johnston, Iron & Wine, Stan Rogers, and Led Zeppelin (!). 8 p.m. McDonough’s Karaoke (Karaoke) -9 p.m. Planter’s Tavern TBA (Live Music) Piano Jazz -7 p.m. Pour Larry’s (formerly John’s Bar) Open Mic Night w/Eric Britt (Live Music) Amateur and pro talent showcase hosted by a singer-songwriter and member of regional alt.rockers Hazel Virtue. 8 p.m. Roof Top Tavern Open Mic hosted by Markus & Hudson (Live Music) 10:30 p.m. Saya Lounge DJ Blue Ice (DJ) Spinning “one hit wonders” all night long. 9 p.m. Tantra Lounge Salsa Dancing Lessons (Other) Just like it says... 9 p.m. The Tailgate BN Trivia w/Artie & Brad (Other) 10 p.m. Tommy’s Karaoke w/Jeff & Rebecca (Karaoke) Vic’s on The River Jimmy James (Live Music) Solo pianist playing standards, Latin and popular jazz favorites. -7 p.m. Wet Willie’s Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Wild Wing Cafe Chuck Courtenay, Team Trivia w/The Mayor (Live Music) Solo acoustic guitarist/ singer playing Pop, Country & Rock hits, followed by a Live Trivia match 7 p.m. The Wormhole Orange Tulip Conspiracy w/ Take Control Punk Show (Live Music) Eclectic Seattle prog/jazz combo on a North American tour. Sinister Moustache open with short set. Punk show prior features Austinbased Capital Scams, The Addicts, and Tim McClean.

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tions’ Extreme Trivia w/Jeremy & Ben (Other) Live trivia game. 8 p.m. Tantra Lounge Open Mic Night (Live Music) Weekly showcase for singer/songwriters, both amateur and pro. 10 p.m. Tommy’s Karaoke w/ Jeff & Rebecca (Karaoke) Venus De Milo Open DJ Night (DJ) 9 p.m. Vic’s on The River Jimmy James (Live Music) Solo pianist playing standards, Latin and popular jazz favorites. -7 p.m. The Warehouse Electric Cheese (Live Music) May 6, 8 p.m., May 13, 8 p.m. May 20, 8 p.m.

THURSDAY

American Legion Post 184 Rick Elvis (Undressed) (Live Music, Other) Locally-based Elvis impersonator, performing without his costume. 4 p.m. 8 p.m. Augie’s Pub (Richmond Hill) TBA (Live Music) 9 p.m. AVIA Hotel Gail Thurmond (Live Music) Piano & vocal jazz, country, Latin and standards by a veteran songwriter and recording artist who’s entertained Savannahians for years - now back downtown after an extended absence (covers & originals). -6 p.m. Bay Street Blues Karaoke

(Karaoke) 9 p.m. Bayou Cafe Chief (Live Music) Legendary local guitarist/ singer who knows literally thousands of rock, pop, blues and country hits. (covers & originals). -9 p.m. Benny’s Tybee Tavern Karaoke (Karaoke) w/DJ Levis 9:30 p.m. Bernie’s on River Street Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Blaine’s Back Door #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Bogey’s Five Points Productions’ Karaoke w/Keith (Karaoke) 10 p.m. Club One Industrial Resurrection w/ DJ Shrapnel (DJ) 10 p.m. Doc’s Bar Roy & the Circuit Breakers (Live Music) Hercules Bar and Grill TBA (Live Music) Rock, Blues, Soul and Pop 8 p.m. The Jazz Corner (Hilton Head) The Lavon Stevens Quartet feat. Louise Spenser (Live Music) Jazz, Broadway & blues (covers & originals) with female vocals. 8 p.m. Jazz’d Tapas Bar Trae Gurley’s “Swoonatra” (Live Music) Local singer and thespian’s popular tribute show to Frank Sinatra’s Golden Age Big Band period. 7:30 p.m. Jewish Educational Alliance University of West Georgia Jazz Ensemble (Live Music) This 19-piece big band performs Count Basie, Buddy Rich, Duke Ellington, and contemporary works. 1:30 p.m. The Jinx Fever! Dance Party w/DJ D-Frost & Friends (DJ)

9 p.m. Kevin Barry’s Brendan Nolan (Live Music) Irish performer. May 12, May 13, May 14, May 15 May 16 Loco’s Deli & Pub (Southside) Five Points Productions’ Extreme Trivia w/ Kowboi (Other) Live trivia game. 8 p.m. McDonough’s Karaoke (Karaoke) -9 p.m. Moon River Brewing Co. Eric Britt (Live Music) Acoustic guitarist/singer playing alt. rock and pop 8:30 p.m. Murphy’s Law “Live Jukebox” w/DJ Sweaty Sock (DJ) 11 p.m. Myrtle’s Bar & Grill J. Howard Duff (Live Music) 7:30 p.m. Night Lights “Rock Star Karaoke” (Live Music, Karaoke) Kraoke featuring a live band, rather than pre-recorded music. 11 p.m. Planter’s Tavern TBA (Live Music) Piano Jazz -7 p.m. Quality Inn (Pooler) Thomas Claxton (Live Music) Intense, solo acoustic guitarist/singer playing rock and pop (covers & originals). 7 p.m. Robin’s Nest Karaoke (Live Music, Karaoke) 8 p.m. Savannah Smiles “Dueling PIanos” (Live Music) Two versatile and wisecracking keyboardists play a wide variety of audience requests. -8:30 p.m. Tommy’s Karaoke w/ Jeff & Rebecca (Karaoke) Venus De Milo DJ Americana (DJ) Vic’s on The River Jimmy

James (Live Music) Solo pianist playing standards, Latin and popular jazz favorites. -7 p.m. The Warehouse Jeff Beasley (Live Music) 8 p.m. Wasabi’s Live DJ Frankie Spins Hip-hop & Electric Fusion (DJ) 8 p.m.

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guitar. 7 p.m. Guitar Bar Open Mic night hosted by Caesura (Live Music) Open Mic Night led by a young local melodic metalcore/indie-rock combo. 10 p.m. Hercules Bar and Grill TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m. The Jinx Rock & Roll Bingo w/DJ DrunkTank Soundsystem (Other, DJ) Just what it sounds like: Bingo plus a wild mix of punk. soul, rock and ska tunes. 10 p.m. Kevin Barry’s Brendan Nolan (Live Music) Irish performer. May 12, May 13, May 14, May 15 May 16 King’s Inn #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m., 9 p.m., 9 p.m. 9 p.m. McDonough’s Karaoke (Karaoke) -9 p.m. Mercury Lounge The Eric Culberson Blues Band (Live Music) Internationally-known electric blues trio (covers & originals). 10 p.m. Planter’s Tavern TBA (Live Music) Piano Jazz -7 p.m. Pour Larry’s (formerly John’s Bar) Live Trivia with Marcia (Other) Live Team Trivia Game. 9 p.m. Robin’s Nest Team Trivia (Other) 8 p.m. Savannah Smiles “Dueling PIanos” (Live Music) Two versatile and wisecracking keyboardists play a wide variety of audience requests. -8:30 p.m. Scandals TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m. Steamer’s Five Point Produc-

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continues from p.29 Daquiri Island Karaoke (Karaoke) Doubles Lounge “World Famous” DJ Sam Diamond (DJ) El Picasso Karaoke (8 p.m.) (Karaoke) Gayna’s Bar Karaoke (9 p.m.) (Karaoke) Hang Fire Dope Sandwich Productions (Live Music, DJ) Local, positive-themed alternative hip-hop collective of rappers, DJs, singers and live funk and soul musicians. 10 p.m. Hercules Bar and Grill Chief (Live Music) Rock, Pop, Country and Soul covers 8 p.m. Jazz’d Tapas Bar Bottles ‘n’ Cans (Live Music) Local funk/ blues combo. 9 p.m. Kevin Barry’s Brendan Nolan

(Live Music) Irish performer. May 12, May 13, May 14, May 15 May 16 King’s Inn #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m., 9 p.m., 9 p.m. 9 p.m. Live Wire Music Hall Lefty Williams Band (Live Music) Crunchy Southern rock and blues. 10 p.m. Mansion on Forsyth Park Silver Lining (Live Music) Jazzy local trio (funk, blues, Latin, exotica) of guitar, bass and drums with female vocals (covers & originals). 8:30 p.m. McDonough’s Karaoke (Karaoke) -9 p.m. Metro Coffee House Brandon Clark & the B Sides (Live Music) Acoustic Americana from Atlanta. Mulberry Inn The Champagne Jazz Trio (Live Music) 8 p.m. Pepino’s #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Ruth’s Chris Steak House Kim Michael Polote & Friends (Live Music) Award-winning area vocalist singing jazz and blues standards backed by piano and bass in this eatery’s bar area. 7:30 p.m.

Savannah Smiles “Dueling PIanos” (Live Music) Two versatile and wisecracking keyboardists play a wide variety of audience requests. -8:30 p.m. Steed’s Tavern @#! Karaoke (Karaoke) 8 p.m. The Tailgate (formerly Daiquiri Beach) TBA (Karaoke) 21+ only. 10:30 p.m. Venus De Milo DJ Moustache (DJ) 9 p.m. The Warehouse Rhythm Riot (Live Music) 8 p.m. Wasabi’s DJ Frankie -C Spins Hip-hop an Electric Fusion (8 p.m.) (DJ) Ways Station Tavern Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Wet Willie’s Live DJ (DJ) 8 p.m.

SATURDAY

AVIA Hotel Gail Thurmond (Live Music) Piano & vocal jazz, country, Latin and stan-

dards by a veteran songwriter and recording artist who’s entertained Savannahians for years - now back downtown after an extended absence (covers & originals). -6 p.m. Bay Street Blues Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Bayou Cafe Thomas Claxton (Live Music) Intense, solo acoustic guitarist/singer playing rock and pop (covers & originals). 9 p.m. Bernie’s on River Street Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Bogey’s Five Points Productions’ Karaoke w/Keith (Karaoke) 10 p.m. Captain’s Lounge #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Chuck’s Bar #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Club One DJ Hancock (DJ) 10 p.m. Daquiri Island Karaoke (Karaoke) Deb’s Pub & Grub Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Doubles Lounge “World Famous” DJ Sam Diamond (DJ) Gayna’s Bar Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m.

Hang Fire DJ King James Version (DJ) 10 p.m. Jazz’d Tapas Bar Freeport (Live Music) Fast-rising smooth contemporary jazz quartet. Jukebox Bar & Grill TBA (Live Music) 9 p.m. Kevin Barry’s Brendan Nolan (Live Music) Irish performer. May 12, May 13, May 14, May 15 May 16 King’s Inn #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m., 9 p.m., 9 p.m. 9 p.m. Live Wire Music Hall Gas Light Street (Live Music) Southern rock. 10 p.m. Mansion on Forsyth Park Hear & Now (Live Music) New local smooth jazz group feat. members of Eat Mo’ Music and Silver Lining (covers & originals). 8:30 p.m. McDonough’s Karaoke (Karaoke) -9 p.m. Mulberry Inn The Champagne Jazz Trio (Live Music) 8 p.m. Paradiso at Il Pasticcio DJ Matthew Gilbert & DJ Kwaku (DJ) House Music 11:30 p.m. Quality Inn (Pooler) American

Pride Karaoke (Karaoke) 8 p.m. Ruth’s Chris Steak House Kim Michael Polote & Friends (Live Music) Award-winning area vocalist singing jazz and blues standards backed by piano and bass in this eatery’s bar area. 7:30 p.m. Savannah Smiles “Dueling PIanos” (Live Music) Two versatile and wisecracking keyboardists play a wide variety of audience requests. -8:30 p.m. Steed’s Tavern #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Hosted by Sam Johnson. 8 p.m. The Tailgate (formerly Daiquiri Beach) TBA (Karaoke) 21+ only. 10:30 p.m. Venus De Milo DJ Nick (DJ) 10 p.m. The Warehouse Jeff Beasley Band (Live Music) 8 p.m. WG’s The Tenderloin Trio (Live Music) Local act playing hillbilly jazz, Old-Time country, rural blues and string band covers & originals on acoustic guitar and singing saw. 10:30 p.m. cs

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Savannah’s a notoriously gossip–fueled town, especially when it comes to the performing arts community. So, if you move in those wide circles, there’s a good chance you may have heard a rumor about me leaving Connect. Well, to borrow a shopworn Hollywood one–sheet come–on, “Everything you’ve heard is true!” (Cue ominous organ pad.) After a little more than eight years on staff, I am stepping down from my post as Music Editor. This column will likely be the last in the pages of this publication to run with my byline for some time. Which is not to say you’ll never again read something I’ve written in this paper. I leave on good terms, with an offer to pen occasional freelance pieces. Truth be told, for reasons of space and finance, opportunities for such things will likely be few and far between, but the fact they exist at all is a source of great comfort to me. Those who know me well understand I have always taken this job extremely seriously. From the moment I came on board, I was determined to do my level best at what I knew was a moderately treacherous assignment. Performers, artists and creative types in general are a prickly bunch, consumed —in varying degrees— by ego, pride, exhibitionism, feelings of inferiority, passion, desire for fame, bitterness, fear, depression and rage. Trust me on this. I am one myself. The fact that I was —and still am— an active and visible participant on the local entertainment scene made me both an ideal candidate for this job, as well as a potential liability. Were I not to hew a careful line in covering the very community I was already ensconced in, I would surely be viewed as a walking conflict of interest: my words and opin-

ions worth little or nothing. The folks who ran (and those who currently run) Connect trusted me to do what I said I would: Namely, to cover local artists and events without playing favorites or insidiously hyping my own personal projects. I felt strongly then —and still do— that in a slightly sheltered town such as this, where creative types of all stripes have never really had to deal with hardcore, soul–crushing forms of public criticism, the key to nurturing that talent is through expository coverage. That’s a more constructive (if at times drier) approach than you’ll find in most free alt.weeklies around the country, but it’s also largely free of the hipper–than–thou mixture of snide, caustic put–downs and condescending, jealous axe–grinding that far too often passes for entertainment journalism at rags like this. It’s also an attitude that has certainly confounded some along the way, but the positive feedback I’ve been fortunate to receive from readers who have little or no direct relation to Savannah’s live entertainment scene —save for the fact they support it with their wallets— has only reinforced the notion that being even–handed and pragmatic (as well as remembering this paper is neither a fanzine nor a music–biz trade mag) has helped Connect’s entertainment coverage reach out to an unusually wide swath of locals and tourists. Hopefully that positive, inclusive vibe will continue in my absence. (I see no reason for it not to, as this paper’s management is nothing if not even-handed and pragmatic!) As for me, I remain an ardent and vocal supporter of Savannah’s live entertainment scene, and a fierce advocate for local musicians — especially now that some in local government seem hellbent on destroying much of the past decade’s progress (which made this a

better place for musicians to live and work — and for music fans to live and visit). In addition to any pieces of mine which may appear in future issues of Connect, I’ll soon be blogging regularly on the local scene (and the larger popculture context) at WickedMessenger. com. If you’ve appreciated my take on such things in the past, I encourage you to take a gander. I’ll also continue to curate and run the Psychotronic Film Society’s ongoing series of unusual foreign, cult and indie films, and (with my dear friends in the Tiny Team) to promote noteworthy concerts by internationally–known artists who’d otherwise never play this market. It should go without saying, but just in case it does not, I’d like to make clear that I have the utmost respect and admiration for the entire staff of Connect Savannah. To a person, they are some of the hardest–working and most devoted folks I’ve ever met, and it’s been a privilege to have worked alongside them. Editor–in–Chief Jim Morekis and General Manager Chris Griffin in particular are gems who toil diligently in often thankless jobs, and the cultural quality of life in this city would be much lower without devoted people like that fighting the good fight week after week. In closing, if I were to offer a couple of parting thoughts from this particular soapbox, they would be: Don’t make the mistake of taking alternative news outlets such as this for granted. Support your local musicians and songwriters. And don’t let misguided and deceitful politicians (who truly don’t know jack about the business of nightlife or its importance to the overall fabric of Savannah) suck the very heart and soul out of this wonderful, eclectic city — right under our noses. See you at the shows. cs

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culture Flip-flops, a toilet seat, and a cat coffin King Tut exhibit in Atlanta is high-priced but worth it by Kristine K. Stevens

The message travels far and wide: “Come see the ‘Tutankhamen: The Golden King and the Great Pharaohs’ exhibition in Atlanta.” There’s even a billboard touting the exhibition on Savannah’s Islands’ Expressway. Savvy promoters lure us with the King Tut name and beguile us with a tightly cropped, bigger–than–life image. They bait and switch. We expect to see the boy king’s famous death mask – the museum blockbuster of the 1970s – but instead gaze upon a shoe box–sized coffinette that used to hold royal innards. The exhibition website states that it “includes approximately 130 objects from the tomb of King Tut and other famous Egyptian pharaohs,” implying that there are mainly King Tut items with a few other pharaoh things thrown in. But click around the site, and you’ll discover the exhibition doesn’t contain the famous death mask and only includes 50 king–related items. Dubious hype and $32 adult price aside, I still give the show a thumbs up. We started our visit with the 22–minute movie, “Egypt 3–D: Secrets of the Mummies,” for an extra $5 each. While the 3–D glasses amused our inner children, we basked in the mood set by sweeping musical scores and panoramic vistas of Egyptian deserts and pyramids. Then based on ticket entry times, ushers herded us into groups of a couple dozen people (and a few space–hogging strollers) to enter. People set their pace based on their preferences. Some relied on the exhibition signs conveniently placed above and below each display. Others clustered around displays as they pressed chunky, $6 walk–talkie looking audio systems against their ears. Thankfully, the galleries were spacious. The exhibition seems to use every inch of the 30,000 square feet of space at the Atlanta Civic Center. Spotlights dramatically highlighted displays and glass

cases. Exhibition designers pair them with a melodious, looping soundtrack to create a reverent ambiance. The beginning galleries were dedicated to sculpture of various sizes. We got close enough to appreciate the minute details, like the stone braids of hair, the tiny notches of hieroglyphics and the inlays of precious stones. If bigger is better, the blue ribbon goes to the colossal 18–foot tall, long– faced bust of the pharaoh Akhenaten. Facing off with it, we were awestruck. My favorites included the elaborately carved limestone sarcophagus Crown Prince Thutmose had built for his pet cat. Ancient Egyptians revered felines, which played a vital role in religious beliefs. The royal toilet seat– a square slab of stone with a hole big enough to drop an orange through – was rudimentary, but thought-provoking. Were the toilets inside royal homes? What did pharaohs use for toilet paper? The next four galleries were dedicated to King Tut. Each one corresponded to a room in his actual tomb (annex, antechamber, burial chamber and treasury), all discovered by archeologist Howard Carter in 1922. Crowds gathered the most around the royal jewelry. There were items on the front and back sides of each display now, and this caused visitors to swirl around the room as they realized they missed seeing items, rather than continue forward to the next gallery. However, we tolerated the crush of people to see the royal bling up close: intricately beaded necklaces and 5–inch wide collars; weighty looking, dangly earrings with miniature duck

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Before we move too far down this road, sampling our way through wine, spirits and beer, I want to address a term that you’ll find used frequently among wine lovers.

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The word: terroir. Terroir (ter–wah) is the unique combination of soil type, rainfall and sunlight – as well as other elements like weather and elevation – that creates a vineyard’s environment. That environment makes all the difference between a good wine and a mediocre wine, between grapes with interesting character and those good for nothing but grandma’s grape jelly. It’s that variety that makes tasting and exploring wines so compelling. Good winemakers will tell you the work is done in the vineyards, meaning that the proper terroir has been identified that lets the wine evolve from the process – without much interference from human intervention. Have you ever tasted a wine that immediately hit you with a taste of wet stone? Preservationists will know the taste to which I refer – licking limestone is one way to test for its authenticity. That taste, dubbed “minerality” in the wine trade, is a direct result of terroir. Wines with high minerality come from vineyards with lots of stone in the soil, or are predominately loess, silty soil deposits that are often high in calcerous components. You’ll find minerality in both red and white wines, but in whites wines like Riesling, Pinot Grigio or, one of my favorite grapes, Gruner Veltiner, I love the way the taste of organic The 2007 LOIS GV minerality marries with tart fruit and bright acidic features. Legendary importer Terry Theise shows minerality in one of his wines, Glatzer Gruner Veltliner 2007. Glatzer Gruner Veltliner is rich and pops with great minerality – a result of its rocky vineyard planted atop a prehistoric stony riverbed in Carnuntum, Austria, close to the border with Hungary, Minerality is only part of the story. Fat aromatics of baked pears, slate, almonds and figs paves the way for gripping acidity in the finish. I recently sampled Loimer 2007 LOIS Gruner Veltliner, or GV as it’s often short–handed. Again, the wine is 100 percent GV grapes, aged in stainless steel tanks and is a striking example of pulling minerality from the terroir. The grapes are handpicked and held in small crates – going directly from the vineyard near the Austrian town of Langenlois (the Kamptal region’s largest wine town) to pressing facilities. The extremely dry white wine shows aromas of fresh apples and black currants, along with a mineral spiciness that lead to a palate of green apple, ripe grapefruit and lime characteristics of the varietal. Minerality is not limited to white wines or even Austrian terroir. It’s a common component of many wines, ranging across the world’s great vineyards in France, Italy, California, Australia and the beautiful foothills of Mendoza, Argentina. Terroir – and minerality – play a critical role in the success of the handful of fairly infant wineries situated on Georgia’s Dahlonega Plateau. Ask your wine merchant to identify wines with obvious minerality to help you initially identify the taste. Then explore on your own, sampling various wines and seeking our characteristics like minerality, acidity, oakiness or the other taste markers that help not only identify wines – but are the foundation of building your own range of personal preferences. Until next week, cheers! cs You can e–mail Tim with questions or suggestions for future columns at savannahfoodie@comcast.net.

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The year is 1905 — not a particularly good time to be an ambitious woman, especially an African–American woman. Lynn Nottage’s play Intimate Apparel is about the empowerment of Esther Mills, who lives in New York. At 35, Esther has established a reputation for creating exquisite lingerie for both the rich, white women of Fifth Avenue and the African–American prostitutes working in the bordellos of a section of the city known as the Tenderloin. The play will be presented by the Savannah College of Art and Design’s Performing Arts Department. The production is directed by Sharon Ott. As the play opens, Esther is seen in Mrs. Dickson’s rooming house, where she is making lingerie for her fellow boarder Corinna Mae’s wedding night. Esther wonders whether she will ever fall in love. Even though she can’t read or write, Esther begins corresponding with a laborer from Barbados named George Armstrong, who is working on the Panama Canal. Her letters are written for her by Mrs. Van Buren, a wealthy client, and Mayme, a prostitute. When George comes to America, he and Esther are married. For the occasion, Esther makes George a “fine worsted suit” from material she has bought. But when times get tough, will George stand by Esther? Will the story

The costume designer said to me, “This is a costume designer’s dream to work in period clothing and do the great underclothing women were wearing at that time.” We have an actual treadle sewing machine on stage and our actress had to learn how to use it. She actually does a little bit of sewing during the play.

have a fairy–tale ending? Intimate Apparel was the most produced play of the 2005–2006 theater season. Nottage was presented the New York Drama Critics Circle Award and the American Theatre Critics/Steinberg new play for it. Ott recently spoke with Connect Savannah about the SCAD production.

Who plays the lead role of Esther? Sharon Ott: She is a first–year graduate student named LaTonya Tolbert. She comes into this profession after having been a dancer with Alvin Ailey and a choreographer with Alicia Keys. She’s 35 and a single mom and a wonderful young actress.

Who is Lynn Nottage, and what is her play about? Sharon Ott: She’s a wonderful writer, an African–American woman who just won the Pulitzer for her play, Ruined. The Pulitzer tends to be cumulative, and most people in professional theater think the award is actually due to this play. The play is very loosely based on the life of her grandmother, who left the South and went north to New York City. She happens to make what was known as intimate apparel – camisoles, bloomers and such. Nottage’s grandmother married a Barbadian immigrant who had worked on the Panama Canal. However, much of the play is fictionalized. Describe the secondary characters. Sharon Ott: Mrs. Van Buren is a transplanted Southerner who married a rich

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white man. Another client is a singer who sings in the bordellos. George, the husband, is a Barbadian, and Mr. Marx, who owns the fabric store where Esther buys her fabric, is a Romanian Jew. It’s a wonderful cross–cultural look at 1905 New York City.

Sharon Ott: It has a lot of locales. It’s always a challenge to try to figure how to deliver a play with that many settings. There are different accents, which are difficult for any actor, particularly student actors. We have a Barbadian accent and a Romanian Jewish accent. One student went to the Jewish Educational Alliance for help with the accent and cultural information. cs

Are period costumes used? Sharon Ott: The costume department made all the corsets, which was great fun for them to do. They’re supposed to be made of exquisite fabrics.

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It’s a natural fit. For the first time, the Savannah Arts Academy’s award–winning Skyelite Jazz Band is joining forces with the school’s dance department. The result is Jumpin’ at the Savoy, the recreation of a night in 1926 at the famed Savoy Ballroom. “The lead character Mama Rae is played by a dance major at the school, Sheray Franklin, a senior,” says Christina Powell, head of the dance department and artistic director for the show. “She’s like our emcee, the mama of the show,” Powell says. “She tells the background of the club and how she is friends with Ella Fitzgerald.” The original Savoy Ballroom was located in Harlem from 1926 to 1958. Many dances such as the Lindy Hop became popular there, resulting in the Savoy being known as the “Home of Happy Feet.” Modern battles of the bands originated at the Savoy. Popular orchestras and musicians of the day, including Benny Goodman and Count Basie, challenged the house band to contests to see which band was best. Dancers loved those battles as much as the musicians and packed the house. The Savoy’s ballroom was a block long and had a double bandstand that held two bands. Some of the dancers were so good, they turned professional, appearing in both Hollywood movies and Broadway productions. Audiences will believe they are at the Savoy. “This is a collaborative effort,” Powell says. “We worked hard to not make it a concert–style show, but a production.” The students portray the various characters who could be found at the Savoy –– waitresses, the High Hats, the Goody Two Shoes, the Floozies, the Sophisticated Ladies, and more. “We’ve worked hard to make it feel like a real

night at a 1930s dance hall,” Powell says. “It’s jazz history as well as music to make it an entire experience for the performers and the audience.” Back then, new dances were inspired by the music, Powell says. “They had bands and dancers that were very improvisational,” she says. “Because they had nightly competitions, all this Savannaband h out ArtsofAit. dancing came ca”demy 500 Wash Theatre ingare tonall The 32 dancers of Avmembers enue the Savannah Arts Academy Dance $3 stude nts $6 general , seniors admission Company. The Skyelite Jazz Band has 28 members, including three vocalists, so the stage is packed. “This is quite different from our Cinderella production,” says Powell, referring to the school’s first full–length ballet, presented in March. “The dance company is students who are sophomores through seniors. We don’t allow freshmen to come in at first.” The company was founded in August 2007. “We hold auditions every year,” Powell says. “You have to be a dance major at Savannah Arts Academy to be in the dance company, but just because you’re a dance major doesn’t mean you’re automatically in the company. This is a select few.” Powell has pulled together costumes currently available at the school and in the students’ own closets. “For a lot of the pieces, they’re wearing their own clothes,” she says. “We want it to feel like they really are in a dance club, where everyone is wearing their own unique outfits.” cs

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Work by Lisa Ocampo is at Gallery Espresso, reception is Thursday Ritts, Annie Leibovitz, and other celebrated masters. SCAD Museum of Art, 227 MLK Jr. Blvd. Odd Bodies — Artist Jennifer Jenkins will present a collection of new prints, drawings, installations and fiber pieces April 10-May 8. Gallery S.P.A.C.E., 9 W. Henry St. Rainforest Mystery — New paintings by Jacqueline Carcagno May 1-June 2. 2Car Garage Art Gallery, 10 E. Broughton St. Reframing a Perceptual Paradigm — A site-specific, multi-gallery installation by Savannah artist Jerome Meadows April 24-Aug 2 at the Telfair Academy. An artist’s lecture is set for April 30 at 6pm. www.telfair.org Robert Colescott: Troubled Goods — Feb. 18-May 16. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 York St. Selections from the Permanent Collection — Items from the Telfair collection on display May 13-March 14. Jepson Center Subtlety in Motion — The Hurn Museum of Contemporary Art presents Munich artist, Halina Touchton’s innovative style of hide n’ seek

in painting. April 22-May 4 at Taylor Galleries, l0 West Taylor St. The Low Country Landscape — Work by Jacqueling Carcagno, John Oleynik, Preston Russell, Daniel E. Smith, Tadeusz Strzepek-Tyhl and William Wayman. An opening reception is set for May 1, 6-9pm. 2Car Garage Art Gallery, 10 E. Broughton St. The redeSIGN art project — An exhibition of damaged city street signs that have been up-cycled by local artists May 11-18. A reception is set for May 15, 7pm-9pm. New Moon of Savannah, 312 West Broughton Street To Mother, With Love — The Savannah Art Association’s spring art show. Lobby Gallery , City Market, Savannah Witness to the Holocaust — Photographs by AfricanAmerican photojournalist William A. Scott, III, who witnessed the liberation of Buchenwald Concentration Camp while serving in a segregated unit of General Patton’s army. Opening reception and talk May 6 at 7pm. Civil Rights Museum Annex, Ralph Mark Gilbert Civil Rights Museum 460 MLK Jr. Blvd. cs

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Claws slash, fists smash and teeth gnash in X–Men Origins: Wolverine, but will audiences bash the latest superhero saga primed to kick off another summer movie season?

After all, once the initial excitement wears off, it’s crystal clear that Wolverine doesn’t measure up to the first two X–Men movies, the first two Spider–Man flicks or even last summer’s Iron Man in terms of providing the dramatic weight and epic scope we’ve come to expect from our superhero sagas (I won’t even bring up The Dark Knight, since comparisons might tend to reduce the competition to Elektra status). Having said that, it’s also apparent that the movie isn’t the disaster many speculated it would be, especially on the heels of bad Internet buzz and that infamous download that left FOX executives outfoxed. As expected, the picture’s chief selling point is Hugh Jackman, essaying for the fourth time the role that made him a star. His Wolverine (real name Logan) isn’t the borderline–psychotic antihero I recall from reading the X–Men comics of the late 1970s and early 1980s –– no superhero film franchise would be that bold –– but the actor’s flippant attitude and easygoing wit nevertheless have made him ideal for the part. Yet ironically, while this origin story is supposed to reveal more about the character than ever before, it really only serves to harness Jackman’s considerable talents: He’s an excellent brooder, but brooding’s about all that the movie requires him to do. The film begins with Logan as a small boy in mid–19th century Canada and marches through time as we watch him and his equally indestructible brother Victor (Liev Schreiber) take part in various conflicts, including the Civil War, World War II and the Vietnam War (all of these tours of duty are encapsulated within the opening credits). It’s during this last–named conflict that the siblings are recruited by a government suit named Stryker (Danny Huston) to become members of his elite fighting team comprised solely of mutants.

There’s no shortage of classic lines in Woody Allen movies, but one of my favorites can be found in 1975’s Love and Death. In typical Woody fashion, his character wonders about the existence of God. “If I could just see one miracle,” he implores. “Like a burning bush, or the seas part. Or my Uncle Sasha pick up the check.” Or Matthew McConaughey star in a watchable romantic comedy, I hasten to add. Truth be told, America’s movie–star version of a frat boy has only headlined about a half–dozen rom–coms, but it certainly I feels P as if he’s been in so many, many more. Yet I’d be hard–pressed to match the titles with the plot keywords with the shapely co–stars. Was it Penelope Cruz in the desert in Sahara? Or Kate Hudson on the ocean in Fool’s Gold? Or Sarah Jessica Parker as the interventionist in Failure to Launch? Or Professor Plum with the lead pipe in the conservatory? At any rate, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past has more to offer than McConaughey’s past rom–com dalliances. To be sure, it’s still formulaic, disposable nonsense, but at least it benefits from a stellar supporting cast to prop up its leading player and a reliable source –– Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol –– to steer it in the right direction. McConaughey stars as Connor Mead, a wildly successful fashion photographer who goes through women the way viewers of Titanic went through tissues. A two–week affair for him would be like a lifelong marriage commitment for most others; his relationships usually only last as long as it takes to have the women fall in love with him (some of

his “courtships” have lasted mere seconds). Connor doesn’t believe in love, let alone marriage, which means he’s not too thrilled that his baby brother Paul (Breckin Meyer) is getting hitched –– to the high– strung daughter (Lacey Chabert) of a former military man (Robert Forster), no less. Connor’s boorish behavior threatens to ruin the wedding weekend during which all the principals have gathered in one house; this party includes Jenny (Jennifer Garner), one of Connor’s exes –– but more special than any of them given that they’ve known each other all their lives. Paul and Jenny are the only two who hold out hope that Connor can be redeemed, and that salvation arrives in the form of Connor’s late Uncle Wayne (Michael Douglas), the consummate ladies’ man who has returned from the grave to show Connor that there’s much more to life than just wooing the women. To prove his point, he summons the ghosts of females past, present and future, all of whom work hard to show Connor the error of his caddish ways. A more versatile actor would have sold this material more efficiently than McConaughey; as it stands, his tanned, lounge–lizard routine allows his character to remain such an unrepentant, misogynistic creep for such a good chunk of the running time that almost all sympathy has been lost for this character by the time he finally begins to see the light. Luckily, Garner is a step (or 10) up from such vapid co–stars as Hudson and Jennifer Lopez, and she works hard to coax out his rakish charm. She succeeds more often than not, meaning a small measure of genuine warmth enters the frame during the latter portion of the film. While she (and Meyer) continues on p. 32

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provide the emotion, others pick up McConaughey’s slack by providing the laughs –– especially indispensable are Forster and Douglas, both amusing as dissimilar examples of aging, curdled machismo. It’s fortunate director Mark Waters thought to surround his pretty– boy star with so much talent –– without their combined efforts, this wouldn’ t stand a ghost of a chance when it comes to offering any semblance of entertainment.

THE SOLOIST Director Joe Wright is the British chap behind Pride & Prejudice and Atonement, so maybe placing him in charge of the decidedly American concoction The Soloist was an attempt to show that he’s able to bust some Ang Lee moves by leaping over diverse genres in a single bound. Maybe he can –– I’ve never been in favor of placing anyone in an artistic straightjacket that limits their choice of material –– but in this instance, the overwhelmed Wright can’t do much to bring any sense of style or substance to yet another film

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that comes off as little more than a liberal screed. By no means is The Soloist a painful watch, and it has its merits scattered about, like so many chocolate sprinkles adorning a scoop of ice cream. But for a movie that’s about compassion and understanding, it makes for a shockingly indifferent experience, filled with too many calculated homilies to allow for much more than superficial connections. It may be based on a true story, but it feels synthetic all the way. The heart of the story –– the central relationship between Steve Lopez (Robert Downey Jr.), a Los Angeles newspaper columnist, and Nathaniel Ayers (Jamie Foxx), a homeless man who was once a Julliard–approved musician –– actually feels like the picture’s most artificial component. Perhaps that’s due to its similarities to Resurrecting the Champ, another recent film about the friendship between a white journalist (Josh Hartnett) and a black homeless man prone to delusional behavior (Samuel L. Jackson). Or maybe it’s because of its greater role as yet another picture that tries to assuage middle–class guilt by using a proxy to allow moviegoers

insight into the travails of the most unfortunate among us. But the problem with The Soloist is that it usually only skirts the issues it raises (homelessness, lack of health care, mental illness, etc.), with the genuinely raw scenes –– Nathaniel’s physical assault of Steve, Steve’s ex–wife and editor (Catherine Keener) drunkenly taking him to task –– too few and far between. Foxx and Downey do what they can to keep the story prickly, but when they have to contend with scenes as offensive and patronizing as the one that ends the film, even they can’t prevent The Soloist from frequently hitting the wrong keys.

STATE OF PLAY The inevitable American adaptation of the six–hour BBC–TV miniseries that aired back in 2003, State of Play is a movie that effectively operates on two levels. On one hand, it’s the latest addition to the “conspiracy theory” sub–genre, a proud movie tradition that houses such dynamic entries as The Manchurian Candidate, Three Days of the Condor and The Constant Gardener.

Yet on the other, it’s a representative of the type of film that might eventually go the way of the dodo: the newspaper yarn.As a thriller, State of Play is crackling entertainment, even if its pieces don’t always fit together after all is said and done. Russell Crowe, in his best performance since A Beautiful Mind, stars as Cal McAffrey, an old–school news reporter for the Washington Globe. Once the roommate of rising Senator Stephen Collins (Ben Affleck) back in their college years, Cal is disturbed when he learns that his friend’s comely assistant, who died after falling in front of a subway car, was also his mistress, a fact that threatens to derail Collins’ political career. The story is assigned to the paper’s political blogger, Della Frye (Rachel McAdams), while Cal is ordered to investigate a pair of late–night shootings that left one man dead and another in a coma. But once it turns out that both stories are tied together, Cal and Della pool their resources to research what eventually turns out to be a coverup with far– reaching implications. Director Kevin Macdonald (The Last King of Scotland)

THE INFORMERS 1987’s ragged Less Than Zero remains the best Bret Easton Ellis adaptation simply by virtue of compelling work by Robert Downey Jr. and James Spader, while 2000’s torturous American Psycho at least manages to make a couple of salient points about misguided machismo. 2002’s The Rules of Attraction, on the other hand, is completely unwatchable, a designation it now shares with this latest atrocity. Set in 1983 (good research, guys, by playing Wang Chung’s 1984 release “Dance Hall Days” in one scene), this follows the (mis)fortunes of various Los Angelenos whose paths keep crossing. William (Billy Bob Thornton) is a movie executive who has returned to his emotionally fragile wife (Kim Basinger) even though he still carries a torch for his newscaster mistress (Winona Ryder). Bryan Metro (Mel Raido) is a coked–up rock star who’s constantly sleeping with jailbait (both male and female); his one adult tryst, with a sweet prostitute, ends with him punching her

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in the face. Peter (Mickey Rourke) is a career criminal who kidnaps a young boy off a suburban street and plans to sell him to the highest bidder (read: wealthiest sexual predator), much to the dismay of his cowardly nephew (the late Brad Renfro). Les Price (Chris Isaak) is a perpetually grinning father who takes his disgusted son (Lou Taylor Pucci) on vacation to Hawaii, hoping they can tag–team available young hotties . And William’s son Graham (Jon Foster) engages in threesomes with his girlfriend Christie (Amber Heard) and best friend Martin (Austin Nichols), although he worries once Christie gets deathly ill in about the time it takes to tie one’s shoes (it couldn’t possibly have anything to do with that mysterious new disease being discussed on TV, could it?). Director Gregor Jordan attempts to establish the time frame by occasionally showing 80s–era music videos in the background, but overall, the picture rarely exudes the aura of that past period (unlike, say, Boogie Nights). The screenplay, by Nicholas Jarecki and Ellis himself, is equally clubfooted, filled with narcissistic twits who never say or do anything of consequence or interest. As for the actors, Thornton and Basinger appear as bored as their characters, while it’s regretful to see Rourke, coming off The Wrestler (although this was reportedly filmed first), slipping back into the sort of mumbling, sleazy character type that killed off his career in the first place.

BATTLE FOR TERRA Battle for Terra is a new animated effort in which alien forces invade a planet,

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directs crisply and efficiently, wringing real suspense out of Cal’s confrontations with a seasoned killer (most notably in a superbly edited sequence set inside a parking garage). As for the screenplay, I’m not sure what co–writer Matthew Michael Carnahan (Lions for Lambs) brought to the party, but I assume that the conspiracy material arrived courtesy of Tony Gilroy (Michael Clayton) while Billy Ray (Shattered Glass) boned up the journalism aspects. At any rate, the sharp script is also often humorous, providing Crowe the opportunity to fire off some choice quips. He’s in top form here, and he’s backed by an exemplary cast. Even recent Doubt Oscar nominee Viola Davis turns up in one scene (as a nervous coroner), although it’s Jason Bateman who really gooses the proceedings with his key late–inning appearance as a playful PR suit. For all its success in the thriller arena, State of Play’s real worth can be found in its attitude toward the newspaper industry. In an era in which any basement–dwelling hack with a keyboard and Web site can call himself a “journalist”, and in which profit–driven publishers serve their shareholders rather than their readers, it’s invigorating to see a motion picture that recalls the importance of the ink–stained newspaper as a tireless watchdog and champions the dedication of its honest reporters to relay all the news that’s fit to print. Fit to print, people, not fit to Twitter.

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and it turns out that the invaders are, in fact, us –– that is to say, astronauts from the planet Earth. It sounds rather novel until one recalls that The Twilight Zone tackled this notion in one third the amount of time as this ambitious but ultimately disappointing feature. Assembling the sort of all–star cast that nobody ever thinks to unite in live–action movies –– at least not since the “disaster flick” went out with the 1970s –– Battle for Terra finds James Garner, Dennis Quaid, Danny Glover, Mark Hamill and many others lending their vocal chords to this sci–fi saga in which the peaceful Terrians find their planet under attack from a spaceship that harbors the only survivors of our long–destroyed Earth. Young Mala (Evan Rachel Wood), a Terrian with a rebellious streak, watches helplessly as her father (Quaid) gets abducted by the marauders; she eventually saves a human soldier named Jim (Luke Wilson), and together they work to rescue Mala’s dad.

Earth

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stateside by Walt Disney Studios under its new Disneynature label. And while it’s hard to urge moviegoers to spend money on something they can basically catch on the Discovery Channel (and other like–minded stations) for free, there’s no denying that the magnificence of the images on display is even more impressive when presented in a larger–than–life format.

17 AGAIN Zac Efron, the reigning Ken to Miley Cyrus’ Barbie, may not be around for the long haul, but he’s presently making his case for career longevity by headlining the comedy 17 Again. He’s appealing within the confines of his limited range, but like the film itself, a severe case of blandness puts a lid on any breakout potential. The first half–hour of the film is simply atrocious, lazily cobbling together pieces from Back to the Future, Big and all those forgettable ’80s body–switch comedies in an effort to jump–start its tale. Efron plays Mike O’Donnell, a high school basketball star who, two decades later, has transformed into a depressed doormat whose teenage children Maggie and Alex (Michelle Trachtenberg and Sterling Knight) hate him and whose wife Scarlett (Leslie Mann) is divorcing him. (The middle– aged Mike/Zac is played by a suitably pudgy Matthew Perry.) In the blink of an eye, Mike is suddenly 17 again, retaining his adult mindset but trolling the halls of his school looking like one of the gang.

Fast & Furious All four stars of 2001’s The Fast and the Furious — Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster — have reunited for this fourth entry in the series (only Walker appeared in 2003’s 2 Fast 2 Furious, and all were AWOL for 2006’s The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift). Unfortunately, this is one star vehicle that seems permanently stuck in “reverse.” The best performer of the quartet, Rodriguez, disappears from the proceedings fairly early, as director Justin Lin and writer Chris Morgan apparently decided to make this even more of a Toys for Boys romp than its predecessors. That leaves more time for Diesel (as outlaw hot–rodder Dominic Toretto) and Walker (as lawman hot–rodder Brian O’Conner) to engage in competitive bouts of piston envy. cs

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Activism & Politics Chatham County Democratic Party

Contact Maxine Harris at 352-0470 or R1999MHAR@aol.com. Chatham County Democratic Headquarters, 109 W. Victory Dr. , Savannah http://www.chathamdems.com/

Coastal Democrats

Contact Maxine Harris at 352-0470 or R1999MHAR@aol.com. Chatham County Democratic Headquarters, 109 W. Victory Dr. , Savannah http://www.chathamdems.com/

Drinking Liberally

A group of mostly left-leaning individuals who enjoy sharing a pint and talking about politics and whatever else comes up. Meets the first and third Thursday of each month at 7:30pm. august1494@excite.com. Moon River Brewing Co,, 21 W. Bay St. , http://www.drinkingliberally.org/

Libertarian Party of Chatham County

meets the first and third Thursday at 8:30 p.m. at Chinatown Buffet, 307 Highway 80 in Garden City. 308-3934 or www.no-debts.com/chathamlibertariansga.html. Chinatown Buffet, 307 Highway 80 , Garden City

Savannah Area Republican Women

meets the first Wednesday of the month at 11:30 am at Johnny Harris Restaurant Banquet Room on Victory Drive. Cost is $13 at the door. 598-1883. Johnny Harris Restaurant, 1651 East Victory Drive , Savannah http://www.johnnyharris.com/

Classes & Workshops 2nd Annual What’s the 411?

EPACT, Inc. and Savannah Technical College will present “Engaging Our Youth in Their Future” to help advance academic, social and professional futures for students and their parents. Topics will include college alternatives, money management for teens, scholarship information, employment safety, and more. Eckburg Auditorium, Savannah Technical College 5717 White Bluff Rd., Savannah

700 Kitchen Cooking School

will offer hands-on educational/entertaining cooking classes at the Mansion on Forsyth Park, 700 Drayton St. The cost of each class is $90 per person. Call 238-5158 or visit http:// www.700kitchen.com. Mansion on Forsyth Park, 700 Drayton Street , Savannah http://www. mansiononforsythpark.com

Abstinence Education

Hope House and Savannah State University are providing an after-school program for youth and young adults ages 12 to 29. Program activities last for about 2 hours every Wednesday at SSU. Transportation is provided. Snacks, field trips and supportive services are provided at no charge. 236-5310. Savannah State University, 3219 College St , Savannah http://www.savstate. edu/

Advanced German Conversational Group

Discuss topics chosen by class members. Train or brush up on German. Meets Mondays 7-8pm in downtown Savannah on Park street close to Bull. Cost is: one class $10. Reduced cost for students or retirees. Sign up for 10 times for $90. Class for beginners and individual training are available too. 845-764-7045.

African Dance & Drum

Learn the rhythms of West Africa with instructor Aisha Rivers. Classes are held every Sunday - drums at 4pm, dance at 5pm at 607 W. 37th St. $10/class. ayoluwa.org, 844-2582. Rhythms of West Africa, 607 W. 37th St. , Savannah

Art, Music and Tutoring for the Inner Child Beginning piano and voice lessons are taught by Linda Luke, who also tutors students in reading. Creative dance and a snack are included in the lessons, and special education students are welcome. Sculpture, painting and drawing are taught by Jerry Luke. Private and small group lessons are available and open to adults, teens and younger children. The lessons last an hour and the cost is $80 a month. The address is 5225 Skidaway Rd. Call 349-0521 or 843-496-0651 for info. Classes, 5225 Skidaway Rd. , Savannah

Artist’s Way Workshop

Explore your creativity Tuesdays 5-6:30pm in a 12-week program. Ongoing Enrollment. 236-3660 International Center for Leadership & Coaching, 236-3660 , Savannah http://www. internationalcoach.org/

Beading Classes

Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced at Bead Dreamer Studio, 407A E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 920-6659. Bead Dreamer Studio, 407 A East Montgomery Crossroads , Savannah http://www.beaddreamer.com

Conversational Spanish

Do you want to practice your Spanish? Come to the mesa de espanol the second Thursday and last Friday of the month at 4:30 p.m. at The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. For information, send e-mail to cafecontigo@gmail.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. , Savannah http://www. sentientbean.com

Credit and Money Management 12 Hour Seminar

This ongoing course is held every month at the Effingham YMCA in Rincon. This seminar is the first standardized credit education program in the nation. Topics covered are the steps to improve your credit rating and raise your credit scores, budgeting, managing your debt, what lenders require when you borrow money, how to spot looming money problems and how to deal with them before it’s too late. The fee is $99 per person or $169 per couple. Space is limited and registration is required in advance. Contact Carmen at 826-6263 or 484-1266. Effingham YMCA, 1224 Patriot Dr. , Rincon

Fany’s Spanish/English Institute

Fany’s Spanish/English Institute Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children are held at 15 E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 921-4646 or 220-6570 to register. Fany’s Spanish/English Institute, 15 E. Montgomery Cross Rd. , Savannah

Get Clients Now!

Don’t let the recession get you down. Meet with others from all industries, to learn & implement a 28-day marketing program. Tuesdays 7:30-8:30am or 4:30-5:30pm. $25 per week. 1st meeting free. RSVP 912-236-3660. International Center for Leadership & Coaching, 236-3660 , Savannah http://www.internationalcoach.org/

Lost Ancient Art of Essential Oils, Aromatherapy and Plant Medicines

will be held at Southern Hemisphere, 41 Habersham St. Donation. meetup.com/SavannahEnergyHealers/. Southern Hemisphere, 41 Habersham St. , Savannah

Oatland Island Wildlife Center

Oatland island Wildlife Center has a new name, but still offers environmental education programs and weekend events. It is open seven days a week from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., closed only on Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year’s Day. www.oatlandisland.org. Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd , Savannah http:// www.oatlandisland.org/

Porcelain Painting

Ongoing beginner, intermediate and advanced 4-day class. $250 includes supplies, brushes, porcelain and firing of art. 706-495-6724, www. GaSeminarsbytheSea.com. Internationally renowned teachers. Tybee Island, Tybee Island , Tybee Island

Puppet Shows

are offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler AfricanAmerican Health Information & Resource Center for schools, day cares, libraries, churches, community events and fairs. Call 447-6605. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www. sjchs.org/1844.cfm

Savannah Conservatory for the Performing Arts

Low cost instruction in a group lesson format. Classes in drama, dance, percussion, woodwinds, brass, strings, piano, vocals, guitar, visual arts and music theory Tuesdays and Thursdays 5:30, 6:30 or 7:30pm. $60 per quarter. 352-8366, tsaconservatory@bellsouth.net. Salvation Army Community Center, 3000 Bee Rd. , Savannah

Savannah Entrepreneurial Center

offers a variety of business classes. It is located at 801 E. Gwinnett St. Call 652-3582. Savannah Entrepreneurial Center, 801 E. Gwinnett Street , Savannah

Savannah Learning Center Spanish Classes

Be bilingual. The center is located at 7160 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Call 272-4579 or 3083561. e-mail savannahlatina@yahoo.com or visit www.savannahlatina.com. Free folklore classes also are offered on Saturdays from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Savannah Learning Center, 7160 Hodgson Memorial Dr. , Savannah

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The Market at Trustees’ Garden

Saturday, May 9 9am-7pm

GreenFest ’09 Savannah Urban Arts Festival Market at Trustee’s Garden Community Yoga Class 9:30am – 10:30am Composting Class 11:00am – 12:00pm ReThreaded Fashion Show – 12:30-1:00pm Greenfest Top Chef Challenge (Cha-Bella vs Noble Fare) 2pm – 3pm - Celebrity Judge Bobby Deen! Ride your bike and receive a gift certificate to a local restaurant!

Program

This 12-week full-time program is designed to provide work training and employment opportunities in the food service industry, including food preparation, food safety and sanitation training, customer service training and job search and placement assistance. Call Mindy Saunders at 234-0525. The Starfish Cafe, 711 East Broad Street , Savannah http:// www.thestarfishcafe.org/

Clubs & Organizations AASU Sci-Fi Fantasy Club

Thinking of Starting a Small Business

This is an official student club of Armstrong Atlantic State University that accepts nonstudents as associate members. It is devoted to the exploration and enjoyment of the genres of science fiction and fantasy. Activities include book discussions, movie screenings, role playing game sessions, board and card games, guest speakers, episode marathons and armor demonstrations. Provides guest speakers to educators upon request. Call Michael at 220-8129, send e-mail to lightmagus@yahoo.com or mccauln1981@hotmail. com. or visit http://aasuscifi.proboards105. com/index.cgi. Armstrong Atlantic State University, 11935 Abercorn St. , Savannah http://about.armstrong.edu/Maps/index.html

Tybee Island Marine Science Center

is held every Saturday at 6:30 p.m. at The Red Zone Bar and Grill in Richmond Hill. Half of the proceeds of a 50/50 drawing go to the military for phone cards and other items. The Red Zone Bar and Grill, 3975 Highway 17 , Richmond Hill

Summer Art Camp

The City of Savannah’s Department of Cultural Affairs will begin accepting registrations on April 20. Art Camp runs June 8 through Aug. 28 at S.P.A.C.E. studios, located at 9 W. Henry St. Registration forms are available online at www.savannahga.gov/arts or by calling 651-6783. is a course offered twice a month atthe Small Business Assistance Center, 111 E. Liberty St. $50 in advance or $60 at the door. 651-3200, www.savannahabdc.org. Small Business Assistance Center, 111 E Liberty Street , Savannah http://www.sbacsav.com/

Bike Night with Mikie

offers Beach Discovery and marsh walks. Aquarium hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Wednesday through Monday, and from 9 a.m. to noon on Tuesday. Admission is $4 for adults and $3 for children, ages 3016. Senior, military and AAA discounts are available. Call 786-5917 or visit www.tybeemsc.org. Tybee Island Marine Science Center, 1510 Strand , Tybee Island http://www.tybeemsc.org/

Campaign for Liberty

Volunteer 101

A 30-minute course that covers issues to help volunteers get started is held the first and third Thursday of the month at 6 p.m. The first Thursday, the class is at Savannah State University, and the third Thursday, at United Way, 428 Bull St. Register by calling Summer at 651-7725 or visit www.HandsOnSavannah. org. United Way of Coastal Empire, 428 Bull St , Savannah http://www.uwce.org/

Wednesday Figure Drawing Group

Work from a live model. Open to artists with some experience - no instruction offered. $60 a month. Judy Mooney. 443-9313 or judymooney@bellsouth.net. The Freight Station, 703 Louisville Rd. , Savannah

Wicca 101

An introductory class every Thurday at 7pm at Southern Hemisphere Metaphysical Books, Gifts & More, 41 Habersham St. $15. 2346371. Southern Hemisphere, 41 Habersham St. , Savannah

Meets the first Wednesday at 7pm. Learn about Constitutional and liberty-minded issues affecting our community. Tantra Lounge, 8 E Broughton St. , Savannah http://www. campaignforliberty.com/

Civil Air Patrol

offers aerospace education porgrams and activities for adults and teens ages 12-18. Meets every Thursday from 7-9 p.m. at the Savannah Flying Tiger Composite Squadron behind SITEL in the former Savannah Airport Terminal Building Complex off Dean Forest Road. Visit www.gawg.cap.gov, send e-mail to N303WR@aol.com, or call Capt. Jim Phillips at 412-4410. Savannah Flying Tiger Composite Squadron, Savannah International Airport , Savannah

Clean Coast

meets monthly on the first Monday at the Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. Check www.cleancoast.org for event schedule. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www.savj.org/

Coastal MINIs

is a group of local MINI Cooper owners and enthusiasts who gather on the first Sunday of the month at 10 a.m. to meet other MINI owners and go on motoring adventures together. Visit coastalminis.com. Starbucks, Victory Drive and Skidaway Road , Savannah

Coffee & Conversation

Held every Tuesday at 8am by Creative Coast as a networking event. http://links.thecreativecoast.org/conversation. Cafe Ambrosia,

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Asbury Memorial’s 100th Birthday! 1909-2009 Our sanctuary is undergoing a wonderful renovation! In the mean time, we will be offering 2 worship services in our Social Hall: 9:15 A.M. Service & 11:15 A.M. Service We’re at the corner of Henry St. & Waters Ave. For more info, check out our website at www.asburymemorial.org Come and be renewed, fulfilled, & challenged!

Creative Coast Alliance Ambassadors

meet Tuesday mornings at Cafe Ambrosia, corner of Abercorn and Broughton. Jamie Wolf, jwolf@thecreativecoast.org. Cafe Ambrosia, 202 E. Broughton St. , Savannah

Geechee Sailing Club

meets the second Monday of the month (except for November) at 6:30pm. Open to all interested in boating and related activities. www.geecheesailingclub.org. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr , Thunderbolt

Historic Savannah Chapter of ABWA

meets the second Thursday of every month from 6-7:30 p.m. at Tubby’s Restaurant. The cost is the price of the meal. RSVP to 660-8257. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr , Thunderbolt

Historic Victorian Neighborhood Association

meets the second Wednesday of every month at 6:30 p.m. at the American Legion, Post 135, 1108 Bull St. between Park Avenue and Duffy Street. Call 236-8546. American Legion, Post 135, 1108 Bull St. , Savannah

Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary

meets the first Saturday of the month at 1 p.m. at American Legion Post 184 in Thunderbolt. Call 786-4508. American Legion Post 184, 1 Legion Dr. , Savannah

Moon River Chorus

is a ladies’ barbershop chorus. Rehearsals are Thursdays from 7-9 p.m. in the social hall of Whitefield United Methodist Church, corner of 55th Street and Waters Avenue. Visitors are welcome. Call Sylvia at 927-2651 or sylviapf@aol. com. Whitefield United Methodist Church, 728 E. 55th Street , Savannah http://www.whitefieldumc.com/

Mothers of Preschoolers (MOPS)

Join other moms for fun, inspiration, guest speakers, food and creative activities while children ages birth to 5 are cared for in a preschool-like setting. Meets the second and fourth Wednesday of the month from 9:15-11:30 am at First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny Mercer Blvd. Call 898-8316 or 898-5086 or visit www.mops.org. First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny Mercer Blvd , Savannah http://www.fbcislands.com/

Rogue Phoenix Sci-Fi Fantasy Club

Members of Starfleet International and The Klingon Assault Group meet twice a month, on the first Sunday at 4 pm. at Books-A-Million and the third Tuesday at Chen’s Chinese Restaurant at 20 E. Derenne Ave. at 7:30 p.m. Call 692-0382, email kasak@comcast.net or visit www.roguephoenix.org. Chen’s Chinese Restaurant, 20 E. Derenne Ave , Savannah

Savannah Area Landlord & Real Estate Investors Association

Learn to be a real estate investor or landlord. Group meets the second Tuesday of each month at the Spiva Law Group, 12020 Abercorn St. The doors open at 6:30 p.m. and the meeting begins at 7:30 p.m. Spiva Law Group, 12020 Abercorn St. , Savannah

Savannah Art Association

Enjoy classes, informal “playshops” and shows on River Street and area businesses. Now accepting applications for new members. 232-7731. . Senior Citizens Inc., 3025 Bull St. , Savannah

Savannah Brewers’ League

Meets the first Wednesday of every month at 7:30 p.m. at Moon River Brewing Co., 21 W. Bay St. 447-0943. Call 447-0943 or visit www.hdb. org and click on Clubs, then Savannah Brewers League. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 W. Bay St. , Savannah

Savannah Browns Backers

This is an official fan club recognized by the Cleveland Browns NFL football team. Meet with Browns fans to watch the football games and

support your favorite team Sundays at game time at Tubby’s Tank House in Thunderbolt. The group holds raffles and trips and is looking into having tailgate parties in the future. Call Kathy Dust at 373-5571 or send e-mail to KMDUST4@hotmail.com or Dave Armstrong at Darmst0817@comcast.net or 925-4709. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr , Thunderbolt

Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States

has a dinner meeting the fourth Tuesday of each month (except December) at 6 p.m. at the Hunter Club, Hunter Army Airfield. Call John Findeis at 748-7020. Hunter Army Airfield, 525 Leonard Neat St , Savannah http://www.stewart. army.mil/

Savannah Energy Healers

Metaphysical and spiritual discussions on energy healing work through crystals, plant medicines, aromatherapy and more. Third Tuesday from 7-9 p.m., Southern Hemisphere Metaphysical Books & Gifts, 41 Habersham St. 234-6371. Southern Hemisphere, 41 Habersham St. , Savannah

Savannah Jaycees

for young professionals ages 21 to 39 is a Junior Chamber of Commerce that focuses on friendship, career development and community involvement. Meets the second and fourth Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. Dinner is included and there is no charge for guests. Call 961-9913 or visit www.savannahjaycees.com. Jaycee Building, 101 Atlas St. , Savannah

Savannah Kennel Club

meets every fourth Monday of the month from September through May at 7:30 p.m. at Ryan’s restaurant on Stephenson Avenue. It is an education organization dedicated to informing the public about current events in the world of dogs and those who love them.Those wishing to eat before the meeting are encouraged to arrive earlier. For details, visit www.savannahkennelclub.org. Ryan’s, Stephenson Ave. , Savannah

Savannah Mustang Club

meets the third Thursday at 6:30 p.m. at J.C. Lewis Ford, 9505 Abercorn St. An open cruisein is held the third Saturday at 6:30 p.m. at Kroger/Krystal across from the Savannah Mall on Abercorn Ext. Kenneth Brabham, 772-8362 or Leonard Kantziper at 354-1826. J.C. Lewis Ford, 9505 Abercorn St. , Savannah

Savannah Sunrise Rotary Club

meets Thursdays from 7:30-8:30 a.m. at the First City Club. First City Club, 32 Bull St , Savannah http://www.firstcityclub.com/

Savannah Toastmasters

helps you improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly and supportive environment on Mondays at 6:15 p.m. at Memorial Health University Medical Center, Conference Room C. 352-1935. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http:// www.memorialhealth.com/

Savannah Writers Network

meets the second and fourth Tuesdays at 7pm at Books a Million to discuss, share and critique writing of fiction or non-fiction novels, essays or short stories. A meet-and-greet precedss the meeting at 6:30pm. Melissa Sanso, 441-0030. Books-A-Million, 8108 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www.booksamillion.com/

St. Almo

The name stands for Savannah True Animal Lovers Meeting Others. Informal dog walks are held Sundays (weather permitting). Meets at 5 p.m. at Canine Palace, 618 Abercorn St. (Time changes with the season.) Call 234-3336. Canine Palace Inc, 618 Abercorn St , Savannah http:// www.caninepalacesavannah.com

Stitch-N’s

Knitting, spinning and crocheting Monday and Tuesday from 5-8pm and occasional Sunday 24pm at wild fibre, 409 E. Liberty. Jennifer Harey,

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Across

1 ___ doble (“Dancing With the Stars” dance) 5 Hebrew name for God 11 Fuel for some ranges 14 Wild goat 15 Puts new prices on, maybe 16 Diamond arbiter 17 Bugs Bunny, most notably? 19 “Paper Planes” singer 20 Test versions 21 The Tower Bridge spans it 23 Magician’s stock-in-trade 26 Belief in ancient Phoenicia 27 Sniffles may be part of it 29 Frozen soy dessert brand 31 Tankard filler 32 Fear that you’ll smear your makeup? 36 Robert Browning’s “___ Passes” 39 JFK neighbor 40 Pod veggies 41 The woman that seduces hard-boiled film detectives? 44 “La-la” lead-in 45 Basketball stat 46 Coffeehouse choice 47 Adult life, for some 50 Less healthy 52 Illinois birth city of Cindy Crawford 53 “All kidding ___...” 56 A.F.L.’s partner 57 Extreme skateboarder who shreds on the halfpipe? 62 Emergency shelter bed 63 F equivalent 64 Columbus ship 65 Little leopard 66 Joint 67 Makes a scene?

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1 Mr. in the vending machine, once 2 Qualified 3 Washington newspaper that ended its printed version in March 2009, for short 4 Ventura County’s most populous city 5 Airport abbr. 6 Trafficking org. 7 One way to wager on horses: abbr. 8 Catch in the act 9 Shake up 10 “For real?” 11 ___ Worms 12 French female friends 13 Hiccup, for instance 18 TV show with extreme close-ups 22 “That doesn’t make ___ of sense...” 24 Midpoint: abbr. 25 Drink that’s stirred, but not shaken 26 Sports car manufacturer now owned by Volkswagen 27 Crunch’s title 28 Mixed bag 30 Poisonous blowfishes 33 In need of joint relief 34 ___ Riot (indie band with the 2008 album “The Rhumb Line”) 35 Morales of “La Bamba” 37 Czech Republic capital, to locals 38 Pardoned, as sins 42 1962 Paul Anka hit subtitled “That Kiss!” 43 Designer monogram 46 Business jet maker 47 CCXXV x VIII, for all you Roman numeral lovers 48 Alphabetical fivesome 49 Donnie Wahlberg’s group, to fans 51 “Ni Hao, Kai-___” (Nickelodeon cartoon) 54 Job for a body shop 55 Historic periods 58 Pi follower 59 Typewriter key 60 Hosp. procedure 61 Unlock, in verse

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Sweet Adeline Chorus

rehearses weekly on Wednesdays from 7-9 p.m. in St. Joseph’s Hopsital’s meeting rooms. Contact vicky.mckinley1@comcast.net. St. Joseph’s Hospital, 11705 Mercy Blvd. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

The Armstrong Center

The Armstrong Center is available for meetings, seminars, workshops or social events. Classrooms, meeting space, auditorium and 6000square-foot ballroom. 344-2951. Armstrong Atlantic State University, 11935 Abercorn St. , Savannah http://about.armstrong.edu/Maps/index.html

TriUnity Opportunity Meeting

meets the first and third Thursdays of each month at 7 p.m. at the Best Western at I-95 and 204. Learn how to start a business from home. Free. Ask for Chris and Sandy Benton. Best Western, I-95 and Highway 204 , Savannah

Tybee Performing Arts Society

meets the first Tuesday of the month at 6:30 p.m. at the old Tybee school All interested, please attend or send e-mail to ried793@ netscape.com. Old Tybee School, Tybee Island , Tybee Island

Urban Professionals

meets first Fridays at 7:30 p.m. at Vu at the Hyatt on Bay Street. If you’re not having fun, you’re not doing it right. Call 272-9830 or send e-mail to spannangela@hotmail.com. Hyatt Regency, 2 W. Bay St. , Savannah

Vietnam Veterans of America Chapter 671 meets monthly at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. Call James Crauswell at 9273356. American Legion, Post 135, 1108 Bull St. , Savannah

Westside Toastmasters Club

Dedicated to helping members improve their public speaking & leadership skills. Meets every Wednesday, 6-7:15pm. Guests welcome. http:// westside.freetoasthost.org Mighty 8th Air Force Museum, Bourne Avenue , Pooler

Dance African Dance & Drum

Beginners Belly Dance Class

Classes are ongoing and all ages and skill levels welcome. Sunday. 11:40-12:40am. $10 per class, walk-ins welcome. Nicole Edge, kleokatt@gmail. com or 596-0889. Tantra Lounge, 8 East Broughton Street , Savannah

Breffni Academy of Irish Dance

has opened a location in Richmond Hill and is accepting students. The academy is located at Life Moves Dance Studio, 10747 Ford Ave. For information, call Michael or Nicola O’Hara at 305-756-8243 or send e-mail to Dance@BreffniAcademy.com. Visit www.IrishDanceClasses. com.. Life Moves Dance Studio, 10747 Ford Ave , Richmond Hill http://lifemovesdancestudio.com

C.C. Express Dance Team

meets every Wednesday from 6-8 p.m. at the Windsor Forest Recreation Building. Clogging or tap dance experience is necessary for this group. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731. Windsor Forest Recreation Building, Windsor Forest , Savannah

Everybody Can Dance

The Highest Praise School of the Arts presents a workshop every 3rd Saturday at 10am for all ages. Free. 927-8601, overcomingbyfaith.org. Overcoming by Faith Ministries, 9700 Middleground Rd. , Savannah

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Dance or learn flamenco in Savannah with the Flamenco Cooperative. Meetings are held on Saturdays from 1 to 2:30 or 3 p.m. at the Maxine Patterson School of Dance. Any level welcome. If you would like to dance, accompany or sing, contact Laura Chason at laura_chason@yahoo. com. Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 Lincoln St , Savannah

Home Cookin’ Cloggers

meet every Thursday from 6-8 p.m. at Nassau Woods Recreation Building on Dean Forest Road. No beginner classes are being held at this time, however help will be available for those interested in learning. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731. Nassau Woods Recreation Building, Dean Forest Road , Savannah

Islands Dance Academy and the Savannah Danse Theatre

Adult Ballet technique class, Thursday 1011:30am. $15 a class or $95 for 8 classes. Men’s technique ballet class ages 12 and up, Fridays 4-5:30pm. $15 a class. Scholarships available. Partnering class Friday 5:30-6:30pm, free for men who take the technique class. Adult Beginner- Intermediate Ballet, 7:30-8:30pm Monday and Thursday; Adult Hip-Hop in 6 wk sessions. Youth Ballet, tap and jazz classes run during school year. Call 897-2102 for more information. Islands Dance Academy, 115 Charlotte Rd.

Pole Dancing Class

POLE DANCING...for exercise. Learn dance moves and spins while working your abs, tone your legs and arms, a total body workout. Ladies Only! The only thing that comes off is your shoes. Classes are held Wendesdays at 7:30pm and on Fridays by request. Private parties available. Space is limited call in advance to make your reservation. $70 per month or $22 per class. Please call for further details 912-224-9667 or visit www.fitnessbodybalance.com. Fitness Body & Balance Personal Training Studio, 2209 Rowland Ave, Suite 2 , Savannah

Savannah Shag Club

offers shag music every Wednesday and Friday at 7 p.m. at American Legion Post 36 on Victory Drive. American Legion Post 36, 2309 E. Victory Dr , Thunderbolt http://www.legion.org/

Shag-Beach Bop-Etc. Savannah

hosts Magnificent Mondays from 6:30-11 p.m. at Double’s, Holiday Inn/Midtown, 7100 Abercorn St. Free basic shag, swing, salsa, cha cha, line dance and others are offered the first two Mondays and free shag lessons are offered. The lesson schedule is posted at www.shagbeachbop. com and announced each Monday. The dance lessons are held 6:30-7:30 p.m. Special cocktail prices are from 6:30-10 p.m. and their are hors d’ouerves. There is no cover charge. Everyone is invited and welcomed into club membership. Call 927-4784 or 398-8784 or visit www.shagbeachbop.com. Doubles Lounge, 7100 Abercorn Street , Savannah

Summer Dance Intensive

An opportunity to refine technique, develop your strength and learn some innovative new dances.June 15-19 Ages 8-11yrs -- Instructors: Amy Auhl, Suzanne Braddy, and John Cronin. Program: Ballet Variations, Character, Mime and Broadway Dance. Time: 9:30 a.m.- 1:00 - With performance on Friday. Fee: $150.00. June 22-26 Ages 12yrs - Adult; Instructors: Joulia Moiseeva, John Cronin, and Brittany Lynch Morse. Program: Ballet Technique, Pointe, Variations, Partnering, Character & Broadway Dance. Time: 9:30 a.m.- 2:00 p.m.- With performance on Friday. Fee: $150.00. Registration Deadline for both: Friday, May 29, 2009.For more information or to download a registration form go to www. savannahdansetheatre.org or call 897-2102 or email islandsdanceacademy@yahoo.com.

Swing Dancing by Savannah Swing Catz

Free swing dance lesson and dance every Monday, 7:30-8pm, dancing from 8-10pm. Tantra Lounge 8 E. Broughton St. Free. 220-8096, info@ SavannahSwingcatz.com. Tantra Lounge, 8 East

Broughton Street , Savannah ra Lounge, 8 East Broughton Street , Savannah

The STUDIO

offers Ballet, Pointe, Modern, Jazz, Tap and Contemporary. Now accepting applications. Ages 7 and up must arrange a placement audition class. Adult Ballet with Karen Burns is Mon. Thurs. at 11 a.m. and Thursday at 5:30 p.m. and Adult Tap with Pat Alley is now signing up. Veronica Niebuhr, 695-9149, www.thestudiosav. com or thestudidosav@aol.com. The STUDIO, 2805-B Lacy Avenue , Savannah http://www. thestudiosav.com/

Two to Tango - Savannah Tango Group

Learn the dance while having fun Sundays from 1:30-3:30 at the Doris Martine Dance Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. $2 per person. Call 9257416. Doris Martin Dance Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd , Savannah

Youth Dance Program

required. Please call for further details 912398-4776 or 912-224-9667. www.bodybalance. com. Fitness Body & Balance Personal Training Studio, 2209 Rowland Ave, Suite 2 , Savannah

Fitness Classes at the JEA

Spin, firm it up, yoga, Pilates, water aerobics, Aquasize, senior fitness, Zumba and Krav Maga. Prices vary. Call for days and times. 355-8111. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www.savj.org/

Gentle Yoga

Gentle Yoga with Mary Ann is offered Wednesdays at 5:30 p.m. Participants must be 18 or older. Mat and blanket are required. Limited to 12 participants. Pre-register at adultenrichment@uusavanah.org or call 234-0980. Held at the Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah upstairs in Phillippa’s Place. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. , Savannah http://www.uusavannah.org

The West Broad Street YMCA, Inc. presents its Instructional DanceProgram in jazz and ballet for kids 4 to 18. $30 per month for one class and $35 per month for both classes. Call 233-1951. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St , Savannah

Hip Hop Cardio

Fitness

Kidz Fitness

A balanced life

Student massage is offered at the Savannah School of Massage Therapy, Inc. Cost ranges from $30 to $40 for a one-hour massage and sessions are instructor supervised. Call 3553011 for an appointment. The school is located at 6413B Waters Ave. www.ssomt.com. Savannah School of Massage Therapy, Inc, 6413 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.ssomt.com/

Acupuncture for Health

is available Monday thru Saturday at Hidden Well Acupuncture Center downtown. Traditional Chinese medical consultations and treatments are available with Fawn Smiley and Nicole Coughlin Ware. 233-9123, www.hiddenwellacupuncturecenter.com or hiddenwellacupuncture@ gmail.com. Hidden Well Acupuncture Center, 318 East Huntingdon Street , Savannah

Ashram Savannah Yoga Co Op

Discounted class prices, open studio time and special events. www.ashramsavannah.com. Ashram Savannah, 2424 Drayton St. , Savannah

Belly Dance for Fitness

Every Sunday from 12:50-1:50pm. $10 per classe, walk-ins welcome. Nicole Edge 5960889, kleokatt@gmail.com Tantra Lounge, 8 East Broughton Street , Savannah

Cardiorespiratory Endurence Training

will be offered by Chatham County Park Services for persons 18 and up at Tom Triplett Park on Tuesdays from 5:30-6:30 p.m. and Thursdays from 8-9 a.m. Participants should wear comfortable clothing and will be required to sign a waiver form before participating. All classes are free. Call 652-6780 or 965-9629. Tom Triplett Community Park, U.S. Highway 80 West , Pooler

Center for Wellbeing Hatha Yoga classes

are offered Monday and Wednesday from 5:30-6:30 p.m. Pre-register by calling 819-6463. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org

Crossfit Hyperformance

meets mormings at 6:30am at Crossfit Hyperformance. Visit www.crossfirhyperformance. com. or call Jennifer at 224-0406 or Drew at 541-0530. Crossfit Hyperformance, 904 E 70th Street , Savannah

Fit Lunch

FIT LUNCH - Join us for a 30 to 40 Minute workout on your lunch hour. Classes offered Monday, Wednesday & Friday from 10:45am until 2:00pm by Fitness Body & Balance Personal Training Studio. Classes are organized and led by 2 Certified Personal Trainers and will utilize a variety of training techniques which may include strength training, interval and cardio as well as core, balance and flexibility. Advanced booking

Monday and Thursday from 5:30-6:30pm. Taught by Mahogany. Registration is $40. $20 per month for members and $30 per month for non-members. West Broad Street YMCA, 1110 May St. , Savannah an ongoing aerobic fitness class for children 6-13 with weight concerns. Meets Tuesdays and Thursdays from 5-5:45 p.m. at the Candler Hospital Wellness Center. Children must be members of the Candler Wellness Center. 819-8800. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

Krav Maga –

Israeli Defensive Tactics and Hand-To-Hand Combat taught. Krav Maga is the official system for the Israeli Defense Forces and all the techniques focus on maximum efficiency in real-life conditions. Mon, Tues, Thurs 7:30pm & Tues, Thurs 11:45am. $90/month unlimited classes, discount for students, military, L.E., F.D. 308 7109, roger@ccs-savannah.com. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www.savj.org/

Ladies Livin Smart fitness club

provides nutritional education and exercise to encourage lifestyle changes at the St. Joseph’s/ Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. at 5:30 p.m. Call 447-6605. Monday through Friday from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/1844.cfm

Learn Kung Fu Today

The Temple of Martial Arts is a Kung Fu school where men and women of all levels of martial arts experience come together to learn the art of Wing Chun and Tai Chi. SiFu Michael, 4299241, youtube.com “Kung Fu in Savannah.” The Temple of Martial Arts, 407 E Montgomery Cross Rd, Ste B , Savannah

Martial Arts

For ages 7 to adult, taught by S.T. Morgan Wednesday and Friday 5:30-6:30pm and 6:307:30pm. Registration, $40. $20 per month for members and $30 per month for non-members. West Broad Street YMCA, 1110 May St. , Savannah

Men On Weights

Designed for those who want to work out in a group setting with family and friends. For pricing call 898-7714. Spine & Sport, 22 West Oglethorpe Ave , Savannah

Mindful Fitness Membership Price Plan

$25 per month includes entry into all the Center for WellBeing classes. Pre-register in Suite 120 in the Candler Heart & Lung building. 819-6463. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org

Mommy and Baby Yoga Classes

are held Wednesdays from 10:30 a.m. to 11:45 a.m. at the Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. Infants must be 6 weeks to 6 months, precrawling. The cost is $13 per class. Multi-class

discounts are available. The instructor is Betsy Boyd Strong. Walk-ins are welcome. Call 4416653 or visit www.savannahyoga.com. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St , Savannah http://www. savannahyoga.com/

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Moms in Motion

A pre and post-natal exercise program is offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for WellBeing. The cost is $30 per month. Call 819-6463. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

Pilates Classes

are offered every Tuesday and Thursday from 6-7 p.m. at the St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for WellBeing. Pre-register by calling 819-6463. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

Private Kung Fu Classes

offered at the Temple of Martial Arts, Savannah’sonly Wing Chun and Tai Chi Kung Fu School. SiFu Michael,429-9241, www.youtube. com “Kung Fu in Savannah” . The Temple of Martial Arts, 407 E Montgomery Cross Rd, Ste B , Savannah

Qi Gong

Ancient Chinese “energy work,” the precursor of Tai Chi. Gentle exercises that relax and energize. Good for seniors or any age group. Sundays. 4pm. Ashram Savannah, 2424 Drayton St. , Savannah http://www.ashramsavannah. com/

Reiki Level II Training

Reiki can assist in healing the emotional, mental, physical and spiritual bodies, increase connection and awareness with the higher self and the universe. Classes are 1-6 pm at Southern Hemisphere, 41 Habersham St. $200.00. 234-6371. Southern Hemisphere, 41 Habersham St. , Savannah

Rolf Method Bodywork

for posture, chronic pain and alignment of body/mind/spirit. Jeannie Kelley, LMT, certified advanced Rolf practitioner. www.islandsomatherapy.com, 843-422-2900. Island Somatherapy, 127 Abercorn Street , Savannah

Salsa Classes

Learn Salsa “Rueda de Casino” style every Wednesday, from 6-7pm Beginner, 7-8pm Intermediate, at the Delaware Recreation Center, 1815 Lincoln St. Grace, 234-6183 or Juan, 3305421. Delaware Recreation Center, 1815 Lincoln St. , Savannah

Savannah Yoga Center

Located at 1321 Bull St. Call 441-6653 or visit www.savannahyoga.com for schedule of classes, times and fees. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St , Savannah http://www.savannahyoga.com/

Tai Chi Classes

St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for Wellbeing offers classes Mondays and Fridays from 10:3011:30 a.m. and Tuesdays and Thursdays from 5:30-6:30 p.m. Pre-register by calling 819-6463. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org

The Yoga Room

Visit www.thesavannahyogaroom.com or call 898-0361 for a schedule of classes, times and fees. Savannah Yoga Room, 115 Charlotte Dr , Savannah http://www.thesavannahyogaroom. com/

Tybee Island Sunrise Boot Camp

is held Monday – Friday from 6-7am. Park at North Beach parking lot and go over first crossover. Bring a mat. Three days of strength training and two days of cardio. Vicki Lyn, 596-3009. No prices at this time, but contributions accepted. North Beach, Tybee Island , Tybee Island

Wing Chun Kung Fu

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(March 21–April 19)

is hooked up to a Clapper. DUH!”

grasp.

When they pray, Muslims face the Kaaba, a cube–shaped building in Mecca, Saudi Arabia. Every mosque around the world typically has a niche that shows the precise direction of that holy place. Recently, however, worshipers have discovered that many of the older mosques in Mecca itself have niches that aren’t pointing the right way. They’re concerned that the prayers they’ve dispatched in the past weren’t aimed correctly. Is it possible that there’s a comparable scenario in your life, Aries? Might you be filled with righteous intentions, but not quite delivering them to the correct location? If so, this is an excellent time to make adjustments.

CANCER

LIBRA

Buster Posey is an up–and–coming baseball player for the San Francisco Giants. The poetic incongruity of his name is so apt a symbol for your imminent future, I’m making him your patron saint. According to my reading of the omens, you’ll be called on to be like a “Buster” –– a macho, pushy, no–nonsense dude who gets things done –– but you will also find power in being as delicate and lovely and innocent as the small flower bouquet known as a posey. Sometimes it’ll make sense to be one or the other. On other occasions, you’ll benefit from being in both modes simultaneously.

TAURUS

LEO

This notice appeared on a bulletin board at a local nightclub that features hip hop DJs: “Missing: my great– grandmother’s necklace, which dropped off my neck while I was krump dancing last Saturday. It might have happened when I was doing a head spin. The necklace has three strands of pearls and a pendant engraved with ‘To Florence, 1927.’ Contact Monique.” I call this to your attention, Libra, because I think it’s possible that you’ll have an experience somewhat akin to Monique’s. Playing exuberantly in a very modern style could result in you losing something from the old days. Unlike Monique, though, I bet your loss will be liberating.

In recent decades, many British people with unfortunate surnames have changed them. There are now 40 percent fewer Shufflebottoms, while the numbers of Cockshotts and Smellies have also declined precipitously. Meanwhile, back in the U.S., the government has re–branded its notorious Global War on Terror, shifting to the more palatable “Overseas Contingency Operation.” I hold these examples up for your inspiration, Taurus. It’s a good time to alter any name or title you’ve outgrown, as well as any label that no longer fits or any category you’d like to leave behind.

“The Amazing Race” is a reality TV show in which two–member teams compete for money and prizes by doing odd feats in exotic locales. One especially stupid and awesome task they performed was carrying 50–pound wheels of cheese down a slippery hill in Switzerland. Everyone started out hauling the wheels on cumbersome wooden backpacks, but hardly anyone was able to make it to the bottom without falling, breaking the backpacks, and having to manually herd the runaway cheese the rest of the way. I foresee a similar fate for you, Leo. You’ll be asked to do things that are both fun and frustrating, all in a cause that in the long run will be worthwhile.

(April 20–May 20)

GEMINI

(May 21–June 20) I’m going to quote a few pieces of advice from a piece I found on the Internet, “15 Fun Things To Do During a Big, Important Test.” I trust that this will stimulate your imagination in all the right ways as you get ready for your metaphorical version of a final exam. 1. Bring your own private cheerleaders in uniform. Have them cheer loudly whenever you answer a question. 2. Haul in a large, flamboyant idol. Set it next to you and pray to it often. 3. Bring a friend to give you a massage the entire time. Insist this person is needed because your thoughts flow properly only when your circulation is enhanced. 4. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. if the teacher asks why, say, “The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea

(June 21–July 22)

(July 23–Aug. 22)

VIRGO

(Aug. 23–Sept. 22) One of the most successful managers in baseball history was Casey Stengel. His New York Yankee teams won the world championship seven times. Before the 1953 season, when the Yankees had already won four consecutive World Series, he made the observation that “If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as smart as we think we are.” I hope some version of those words will come out of your mouth soon, Virgo. As savvy and crafty as you are, you’ll have to become even more so in order to pull off the victory that’s almost within your

(Sept. 23–Oct. 22)

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23–Nov. 21) BBC reported on the growing number of “spiritual tourists” who shop around in their search for inner peace. “We are entering a world,” said one expert, “where people aren’t interested in whether something is true or not, or whether they believe it or not, but whether it works.” That would be a good prescription for you in the coming months, Scorpio. I recommend that you reject any idea or theory or practice unless it has the practical value of making you feel more at home in the world and more accepting of yourself.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)

I encourage you to attempt a difficult feat: For a few days, dissolve every burst of anger that rises up in you. Squash it. Wrestle it into submission. Attack it with love bombs. If you can eradicate the fury at its source, never even letting it ripen, that would be best. But the most important thing is to use all your ingenuity to keep your hostility, irritation, and snark from reaching the surface and spilling out. And why should you try this seemingly impossible experiment? Because according to my analysis of the omens, it would bring unexpected improvements in your physical and mental health.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22–Jan. 19)

Did you hear about the older

Korean woman who has failed her driving test 800 times? Or the American man who has filled out job applications at 25 Pizza Huts in 20 cities without being hired? Or the British artist who has completed over 5,000 paintings even though no gallery has ever shown his work? There is something about you that resembles those persistently frustrated people –– or at least has resembled them up until now. Soon, I predict, the dogged efforts you’ve made will finally pay off in at least a modest success, and perhaps even more if you’ll make an effort to free your mind of its backlog of sad images.

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20–Feb. 18) According to polls, more than half the population believes they are fantastic kissers. How did they get that way? Some people say they have rehearsed extensively by smooching the backs of their own hands or rubbing their lips up against posters of celebrities. Whether you’ve tried these techniques or have developed other strategies, Aquarius, I advise you to bone up on your skills. Not this week, but soon, you will be entering a prime romantic phase of your astrological cycle –– a time when you will have the potential to accomplish wonders and marvels with your mouth.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20) How do you deal with those three periods every year when Mercury is retrograde, as it is between May 7 and 30? I’d like you to consider the meditations of artist and activist Gabrielle Senza: “I think of Mercury retrograde as a big obnoxious Rottweiler on a chain that bares its teeth, lunging and barking as I walk by. I can choose to experience it in one of three ways: 1) as a frightening moment that catches me off guard; 2) as a humorous interlude that allows me to make fun of what I’m afraid of because I know it can’t hurt me; 3) as an opportunity to change my route, usually leading to some wonderful surprise that rewards my instinct to willingly depart from my plans and projections.” cs

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of Martial Arts, $75 a month for 12 sessions. 429-9241. youtube.com “Kung Fu in Savannah.” The Temple of Martial Arts, 407 E Montgomery Cross Rd, Ste B , Savannah

Yoga at the Telfair!

will begin Jan. 17. Savannah Yoga Center director Kelley Boyd will guide the class through beginner and intermediate yoga positions while incorporating various aspects of the artwork on display. Bring a yoga mat and towel, and dress appropriately. Saturdays at 9:45am. Drop-ins welcome. $14 per session. 790-8823. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 York St , Savannah http://www.telfair.org/

Yoga at the Telfair!

Yoga Teacher Training Institute

A 200-hour Basic Yoga Teacher Training program is offered at Savannah Yoga Center. It meets Yoga Alliance standards, and graduates will receive a certificate and be eligible for certification by the alliance. The cost for the entire course is $1,500. Call 441-6653 or visit www. savannahyoga.com. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St , Savannah http://www.savannahyoga. com/

Yogalates Classes

are offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for WellBeing on Thursdays from 5:45-6:45 p.m. in Suite 203 of the Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St. The cost is $30 for four sessions or $50 for eight sessions. Call 819-6463. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

Gay & Lesbian First City Network Board Meeting

Meets the first Monday at 6:30 p.m. at FCN’s office, 307 E. Harris St., 2nd floor. 236-CITY or www.firstcitynetwork.org. First City Network, 307 E Harris St , Savannah http://www.firstcitynetwork.net/

Gay AA Meeting

meets Sunday and Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. at 311 E. Macon St. For information, contact Ken at 398-8969. Gay AA, 311 E. Macon St. , Savannah

Georgia Equality Savannah

is the local chapter of Georgia’s largest gay rights group. 104 W. 38th St. 944-0996. Georgia Equality Savannah, 104 W. 38th St. , Savannah

Savannah Pride, Inc.

meets on the first Wednesday of every month at 6:30 p.m. at the FCN office located at 307 E. Harris St. Everyone is encouraged to attend, for without the GLBT community, there wouldn’t be a need for Pride. Call Patrick Mobley at 2243238. First City Network, 307 E Harris St , Savannah http://www.firstcitynetwork.net/

Stand Out Youth -- Savannah

A Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender and Questioning youth organization. Meets every Friday at 7 p.m. at the FCN building located at 307 E. Harris St. Call 657-1966, email info@ standoutyouth.org or visit www.standoutyouth. org. First City Network, 307 E Harris St , Savannah http://www.firstcitynetwork.net/

Health Community Cardiovascular Council, Inc.

Control your high blood pressure. Free blood pressure checks and information at the Community Cardiovascular Council at 1900 Abercorn St. Monday through Friday from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. 232-6624. Community Cardiovascular Council, 1900 Abercorn St. , Savannah

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is a non-profit organization that provides free medical care for uninsured individuals who work or live in Chatham County and do not qualify for Medicare or Medicaid. All patients receive free examinations, medicine through the patient assistance program and free lab work. Women receive free pap tests and mammograms. Call 692-1451 to see if you qualify for services. Located at 310 Eisenhower Dr., No. 5, Medical Center. Community Health Mission, Inc, 310 Eisenhower Dr., Suite 6 , Savannah

Food Talk: Keep your Health out of Jeopardy

A free program. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. ,

Free blood pressure checks and blood sugar screenings

are conducted at three locations within St. Joseph’s/Candler. From 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. and 5:15-7 p.m. every Tuesday and Thursday, checks will be offered at the St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 447-6605 to make an appointment. Checks are offered every Monday from 10 a.m. to noon at the Smart Senior office, No. 8 Medical Arts Center. No appointment is necessary. Checks will be offered Monday through Friday from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at St. Mary’s Community Center at 812 W. 36th St. Call 447-0578. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/1844.cfm

Free hearing & speech screening

Every Thursday morning from 9-11 a.m. at the Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E. 66th Street. Call 355-4601. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St , Savannah http://www.savannahspeechandhearing.org/

Free Vision Screenings

are offered to the public Monday, Tuesday and Friday from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. at Sam’s Club Optical-Savannah. No membership is required. Call 352-2844. Sam’s Club Optical, 1975 E. Montgomery Cross Rd. , Savannah

HIV/AIDS and STD awareness training

My Brothaz Home, Inc., a local nonprofit HIV/ AIDS organization, offers free HIV/AIDS and STD awareness training, risk reduction counseling and prevention case management to individual males and groups of males. Upon completion of the training, a monetary incentive and educational materials will be given to each participant. Call 231-8727. My Brothaz H.O.M.E., 211 Price St , Savannah http://www.mybrothazhome.org/Welcome.html

Hypnobirthing Childbirth Classes

are being offered at the Family Health and Birth Center in Rincon. The group classes offer an opportunity for couples to learn the child birthing process together, while providing a very integral role to the companion participating. Classes provide specialized breathing and guided imagery techniques designed to reduce stress during labor. All types of births are welcome. Classes run monthly, meeting Saturdays for three consecutive weeks. To register, call The Birth Connection at 843-683-8750 or e-mail Birththroughlove@ yahoo.com. Family Health & Birth Center, 119 Chimney Rd , Rincon http://www.themidwifegroup.com/

Kidney/Pancreas Transplant Clinic

is offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler and Emory. Patients can receive pre and post-operative care at the clinic rather than travel to Atlanta. Call Karen Traver, R.N. Transplant Coordinator, at 819-8350. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

La Leche League of Savannah

Mothers wishing to find out more about breastfeeding are invited to attend a meeting on the first Tuesday of every month at 6:30 pm. La Leche League of Savannah is a breastfeeding support group for new and expectant mothers. La Leche League Leaders of Savannah are also

available by phone or email for anyone who needs more information. 897-9261, www.lllusa. org/web/SavannahGA.html. Family Health and Birth Center, 1692 Chatham Parkway , Savannah

Mammograms

St. Joseph’s/Candler will be performing mammograms to screen for breast cancer in its mobile screening unit Feb. 10 at Largo-Tibet Elementary School;Feb. 11 at the Bryan Counth Health Dept., Richmond Hill; and Feb. 17 at SJC Medical Group, Rincon. For appointments, call 819-6800. SJ/C accepts most insurance plans. Financial assistance is available to women who qualify. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

Man to Man Prostate Cancer Support Group

meets the second Wednesday of the month at 6pm on the 2nd floor of the Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion. 355-5196. Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah

Meditation for Relaxation and Stress Relief

Learn to relax through non-religious meditation. Instruction and practice followed by Q&A. Thursdays, 6-7pm. $5. Small World Therapeutic Massage on Whitemarsh Island (next to Jalapeno’s). 897-7979. Small World Therapeutic Massage, 115 Charlotte Dr , Savannah

Memorial Health blood pressure check

are offered free every Tuesday and Thursday from 7:30-9:30 a.m. at GenerationOne. 350-7587. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www. memorialhealth.com/

Memorial Health CPR training

FitnessOne provides American Heart Association courses each month to certify individuals in infant, child and adult CPR. The cost is $30. Call 350-4030 or visit www.memorialhealth.com. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www. memorialhealth.com/

Pregnancy Yoga

Eight week sessions held on Tuesdays from 6-7:15pm. Helps pregnant women prepare for labor and delivery. $100. Ann Carroll, 704-7650 or ann@aikyayoga.com. Office Building, 7116 Hodgson Memorial Dr. ,

daily from 10-4 except Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years. Admission is $5 over 17, and $3 seniors/military/children ages 4-17. 898-3980, www.oatlandisland.org. Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd , Savannah http:// www.oatlandisland.org/

Tybee Island Marine Science Center

Visit the center to discover the Georgia coast. The exhibits and aquariums are home to more than 100 species of fish, reptiles, amphibians, corals and other interesting sea creatures. The center offers Beach Discovery and marsh walks. Aquarium hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Wednesday through Monday, and from 9 a.m. to noon on Tuesday. Admission is $4 for adults and $3 for children, ages 3-16. Senior, military and AAA discounts are available. Call 786-5917 or visit www.tybeemsc.org. Tybee Island Marine Science Center, 1510 Strand , Tybee Island http://www. tybeemsc.org/

Pets & Animals Dog Yoga

The Yoga Room will hold a dog yoga class every first Sunday of the month at 2 p.m. at Forsyth Park. The cost is a $10 donation, with all donations given to Save-A-Life. Bring a mat or blanket and a sense of humor. Yoga for dogs is a fun way to relax and bond with your four-legged pet. Great for all levels and all sizes. 898-0361 or www.thesavannahyogaroom.com. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St , Savannah

Low-cost Spay Neuter Clinic

with free transport. Vaccines are available. Service is provided 11 counties in Georgia, including Chatham and Effingham, and South Carolina. Call the Spay/Neuter Alliance and Clinic at 843645-2500 or visit www.snac1.com. Spay/Neuter Alliance & Clinic, 21 Getsinger Street , Ridgeland http://www.snac1.com/

Savannah Kennel Club

The club meets monthly on the fourth Monday at 7 p.m. from September through May at Fire Mountain restaurant on Stephenson Avenue. Those who wish to eat before the meeting are encouraged to come earlier. Call 656-2410 or visit www.savannahkennelclub.org. Fire Mountain, 209 Stephenson Ave , Savannah

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The name stands for Savannah True Animal Lovers Meeting Others. Informal dog walks are held Sundays (weather permitting). Meet at 5 p.m. at Canine Palace, 618 Abercorn St. Time changes with season. Call for time change. Call 234-3336. Canine Palace Inc, 618 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www.caninepalacesavannah. com

Team Savannah Wellness

Readings & Signings

St. Joseph’s/Candler group-facilitated smoking cessation program offers an intensive class in 7 sessions over 3 weeks featuring a wide range of proven-effective strategies to help smokers control their urges, manage nicotine withdrawal and stress and avoid weight gain. The cost is $100. Call 819-6718. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/ A group dedicated to imrpoving the quality of lives in the Five Pillars of Health: mind, body, family, society and finances. Meets every second and fourth Tuesday at 5:30pm in the meeting room of The Woods Complex on Hodgson Memorial Drive. 656-2952, www.chaienergy@ bellsouth.net. The Woods Complex, Hodgson Memorial Drive , Savannah

Nature and Environment Forestkeeper 1st Saturdays

Volunteers will help evaluate canopy trees in Chatham County. Feb. 7, 10am-noon and every first Saturday of the month. L. Scott Stell Community Park. Free. 233-TREE or www.savannahtreefoundation.com. L. Scott Stell Community Park, 195 L. Scott Stell Road , Savannah

Take a walk on the wild side

The Oatland Island Wildlife Center offers a 2-mile Native Animal Nature Trail that winds through maritime forest, freshwater wetland and salt marsh habitats, and features live native animal exhibits. Located 5 miles east of downtown off the Islands Expressway. Open

Circle of Sister/Brotherhood Book Club

meets the last Sunday at 4 p.m. at the AfricanAmerican Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 447-6605. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www. sjchs.org/1844.cfm

Tea time at Ola’s

is a new book discussion group that meets the fourth Tuesday at 1 p.m. at the Ola Wyeth Branch Library, 4 E. Bay St. Call Beatrice Wright at 652-3660. Bring your ideas and lunches. Tea will be provided. 232-5488 or 652-3660. Ola Wyeth Branch Library, 4 E Bay St , Savannah http://www.liveoakpl.org/

Religious & Spiritual Calling All Christians

Open prayer will be held the second Thursday of the month from 4-4:20 p.m. at the Forsyth Park fountain. Call Suzanne at 232-3830. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St , Savannah

The Service of Compline, ”Saying good night to God,” is chanted Sunday evenings at 9 p.m. by the Compline Choir of Christ Church Savannah, located on Johnson Square. Christ Church, 28 Bull St. ,

Christian Businessmen’s Committee

meets for a prayer breakfast every Tuesday at 6:30 a.m. at Piccadilly Cafeteria in the Oglethorpe Mall, 7804 Abercorn St. Call 898-3477. Oglethorpe Mall, 7804 Abercorn Ext , Savannah http://www.oglethorpemall.com/

DrUUming Circle

is held the first Saturdays at 7:30 p.m. at Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah on Troup Square at Habersham and Macon streets. Drummers, dancers and the drum-curious are welcome. Call 234-0980 or visit uusavannah.org. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. , Savannah http://www.uusavannah. org

Introduction to (Vipassana) Mindfulness Meditation

An ongoing class for beginners and experienced practitioners that offers a weekly interactive talk on the foundations of the practice of Mindfulness Meditation, followed by a period of meditation. Mondays 6-7:30pm. 307 E. Harris St. Drop-ins, $14, 8-week package $80. Rev. Fugon Cindy Beach. 429-7265 or cindy@alwaysoptions.com. Mindfulness Meditation, 307 E. Harris St. ,

Live Web-streaming

Attend church from home Sundays at 9 and 11am with Pastor Ricky Temple and Overcoming by Faith Ministries. Log onto www.overcomingbyfaith.org, click ’Watch Now’. 927-8601. Overcoming by Faith Ministries, 9700 Middleground Rd. , Savannah

Metaphysics For Everyday Self-Mastery

A series of metaphysical/New Thought classes at The Freedom Path Science of Life Center, 619 W 37th St., Mondays 8pm, with Adeeb Shabazz. $10 suggested donation, 1-877-494-8629, www. freedompathonline.org, freedompath@yshoo. com. The Freedom Path Science of Life Center, 619 W 37th St. , Savannah

Midweek Bible Study

Midweek Bible Study is offered every Wednesday at noon at Montgomery Presbyterian Church. Bring your lunch and your Bible. 352-4400 or mpcsavannah.com. Montgomery Presbyterian Church, 10192 Ferguson Avenue , Savannah http://www.montgomerypresbyterian.com/

Music Ministry for Children & Youth

at White Bluff United Methodist Church is now known as Pneuma, the Greek work for breath. “Every breath we take is the breath of God.” The children’s choir for 3 years through second grade will be known as Joyful Noise and the youth choir grades 3-5 will be known as Youth Praise. Joyful Noise will meet Sundays from 4-5 p.m. and Youth Praise will meet Sundays from 5-6 p.m. Call Ronn Alford at 925-9524 or visit www.wbumc.org. White Bluff United Methodist Church, 11911 White Bluff Rd , Savannah http:// www.wbumc.org/

Nicodemus by Night

An open forum is held every Wednesday at 7 p.m. at 223 E. Gwinnett St. Nicodemus by Night, 223 E. Gwinnett St. , Savannah

Noonday Downtown Bible Study

with Pastor Ricky Temple every Wednesday at noon. Free lunch provided. 927-8601, www. overcomingbyfaith.org. 927-8601 , Savannah Theatre, 222 Bull Street , Savannah http://www. savannahtheatre.com

Quakers (Religious Society of Friends)

Quakers (Religious Society of Friends) meet Sundays, 11 a.m. at Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 W. President St., Savannah. Call Janet Pence at 247-4903. Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St , Savannah http://www.trinitychurch1848.org/

Realizing The God Within

A series of Metaphysical/New Thought classes presented by The Freedom Path Science of Life Center, featuring metaphysical minister and local author Adeeb Shabazz. Mondays at 8pm. The Freedom Path Science of Life Center, 619 W 37th St. , Savannah

Soka Gakkai of America (SGI-USA)

Soka Gakkai International (SGI-USA) is an international movement for individual happiness and world peace. The group preactices Nichiren Buddhism by chanting NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO. Meetings are held at three locations in Savannah and Hinesville. Guests are welcome. 232-9121.

Stand for Peace

A sllent witness for peace that will be held in Johnson Square the fourth Sunday of every month from 1-2pm until the occupation ends. Sponsored by the Unitarian Universalist Social Justice and Action Committee. 224-7456, 231-2252, 234-0980, uusavannah.org Johnson Square, Bull & Abercorn Sts. , Savannah

The Savannah Zen Center

Located at 307 E. Harris St. Soto Zen Meditation offered weekday mornings 7:30-8:30am; Tuesday evenings 6-6:30pm with Study Group following from 6:30-7:30pm; Friday evenings from 6-6:30pm. Sundays from 9-10:30am which includes a Dharma talk. Donations accepted. Rev. Fugon Cindy Beach, 429-7265, cindy@ alwaysoptions.com. The Savannah Zen Center, 307 E. Harris St. , Savannah

Unitarian Universalist Beloved Community Church

Services begin Sunday at 11 a.m. at 707 Harmon St. Coffee and discussion follow each service. Religious education for grades 1-8 is offered. For information, call 233-6284 or 786-6075, e-mail UUBC2@aol.com. Celebrating diversity. Working for justice. Unitarian Universalist Beloved Community Church, 707 Harmon St. , Savannah

Al-Anon Meetings

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Meetings for families and friends of alcoholics are held every Monday at 5:30pm and Saturday at 11am. Melissa, 844-4524. First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave , Savannah http:// www.fpc.presbychurch.net

Sports & Games Savannah Disc Golf Club

holds an Open Doubles Tournament at 1 p.m. each Saturday at Tom Triplett Park on U.S. 80 between Dean Forest Road and Interstate 95. New players a Tom Triplett Community Park, U.S. Highway 80 West , Pooler

Alzheimer’s Association Support Group

meets every second Monday at 10am at the Wilmington Island United Methodist Church, 195 Wilmington Island Rd. Call Tara Redd and Lauren Dutko at 631-0675. Wilmington Island United Methodist Church, 195 Wilmington Island Rd. , Savannah

Support Groups

Alzheimer’s Caregiver’s Support Group

Abstinence Program

Hope House of Savannah provides support for students between the ages of 13 to 19. Snacks and transportation provided. Call 236-5310. Hope House of Savannah, 214 E. 34th St. , Savannah

ADD and Behavior Support Group

meets the third Thursday of each month at 6:30 p.m. at the Mindspring Center in the Ranicki Chiropractic Complex, 1147 W. Highway 80 in Pooler. RSVP is requested. Call 748-6463 or frontdesk@mindspringcenter.com. Ranicki Chiropractic Complex, 1147 W. Highway 80 , Pooler

Al Anon Family Groups

A fellowship of relatives and friends of alcoholics meets Monday at 12:30 p.m. and 8 p.m., Wednesday at 1:30 p.m., Thursday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 8 p.m. at 1501 Eisenhower Dr. and Tuesday at 8 p.m. at Goodwill on Sallie Mood Drive. Call 598-9860 or visit http://al_anon_savannah.freeservers.com. Goodwill Industries, 7220 Sallie Mood Dr. , Savannah

The group is for caregivers, family members and friends of persons affected by Alzheimer’s Disease or other dementia-causing illnesses and meets the first Monday of each month from 10:30 a.m. to noon in Room 111 of the Skidaway Island Methodist Church, 54 Diamond Causeway. Visit www.alzga.org or call 920-2231. Skidaway United Methodist Church, 54 Diamond Causeway , Savannah http://www.siumc.org/

Backus Children’s Hospital Support Group for Parents

who have a seriously ill child receiving treatment on an inpatient or outpatient basis. A case manager facilitates the meetings, and a child life specialist provides an arts and crafts activity Meets once a week. Call Donna at 3505616. Backus Children’s Hospital, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth. com/backus

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Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah

Liberal religious community where different people with different beliefs gather as one faith. Sunday, 11 am, Troup Square Sanctuary. 234-0980, admin@uusavannah.org or www. uusavannah.org. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. , Savannah http:// www.uusavannah.org

Unitarian Universalist Men’s Group

An opportunity to meet with men and as a group explore men’s spirituality while offering social support in a safe atmosphere. Meets weekly to discuss a predetermined topic. Also plans outside activities or participates in activities as a group. Refreshments or dinner is served at each meeting. Visit http://men. meetup.com/46/ or contact Mike Freeman at 441-0328 or Dicky Trotter at 665-4488. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. , Savannah http://www.uusavannah.org

Unity of Savannah

A church of unconditional love and acceptance. Sunday service is at 11 a.m. Youth church and childcare also are at 11 a.m. 2320 Sunset Blvd. Spiritual Tapas offers something different every Saturday at 6:15 p.m.: spiritual movies, discussion groups, guided meditations, great music and all things metaphysical. www.unitysavannah.org Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd , Savannah http://www.unityofsavannah. org/

Wicca 101

An introductory class every Thurday at 7pm at Southern Hemisphere Metaphysical Books, Gifts & More, 41 Habersham St. $15. 234-6371. Southern Hemisphere, 41 Habersham St. , Savannah

Women’s Bible Study

at the Women’s Center of Wesley Community Centers. Call 447-5711 or Wesley Community Center, 1601 Drayton St , Savannah http://

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Disorders

meets the fourth Tuesday of every month at 6:30 p.m. at Memorial Health. Call Mary Lou Cygan at 350-7285. Backus Children’s Hospital, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth.com/backus

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Call 350-3438 or visit bariatrics.memorialhealth.com. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth.com/

Bariatric/Gastric Bypass Support Group

for past and potential obesity surgery patients and their families. For information, call Cheryl Brown at 350-3644. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth.com/

Cancer support group

meets every third Tuesday of the month from 6-7 p.m. at the Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion on Reynolds Street across from Candler Hospital. The group is open to anyone who is living with, through or beyond a diagnosis of cancer. Call 819-3360. Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah

CASA Support Group

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This support group is for parents and extended caregivers whose child or children have been involved with DFCS and/or returned to your custody after being in foster care, or who have been given custody of a family member’s child who has been involved with DFCS and/or has been in foster care. The group meets the first Thursday of the month from 6-7 p.m. at Youth Futures Family Resource Center at 705 Anderson St. For information, call Madison at CASA at 447-8908 or send email to madison@ savannahcasa.org. Youth Futures Family Resource Center, 705 Anderson St. , Savannah

Children’s Grief Groups

Open, drop-in support groups for children ages 6-17 who have experienced a loss by death. Meets Tuesdays 6-7pm at Full Circle, a Center for Education and Grief Support, 7212 Seawright Dr. 303-9442. Full Circle Center for Education and Grief Support, 7212 Seawright Dr. , Savannah

Citizens With Retarded Citizens

Open to families of children or adults with autism, mental retardation, and other developmental disabilities. Meets monthly at 1211 Eisenhower Drive. 355-7633. Citizens With Retarded Citizens, 1211 Eisenhower Drive , Savannah

Coastal Empire Polio Survivors Association

meets the fourth Saturday of the month at 10:30 a.m. at the Candler Heart and Lung Building, second floor, Room 2. Call 355-1221 or visit www.coastalempirepoliosurvivors.org. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org

Compassionate Friends Support Group

offers friendship and understanding to bereaved parents. It meets the first Thursday of the month from 7-8:30 p.m. in the Candler Heart & Lung Building, Conference Room 2, 5356 Reynolds St. 925-5195. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org

Couples Struggling with Fertility Challenges

meets every Saturday at 6:45 p.m. at Savannah Christian Church, Room 250. This is a group for couples struggling with primary or secondary infertility, whether they have been on this journey for one year or many years. Call Kelly at 596-0852 or email emptycradle_ savannah@hotmail.com. Savannah Christian Church, 55 Al Henderson B;vd. , Savannah

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Debtors Anonymous

meets Mondays at 5:30 p.m. at Trinity Church, 225 W. President St. in the third floor New Beginnings Room. Enter on President Street through the left-hand set of glass doors between Whitaker and Barnard streets. Arrive early, as the entry doors are locked promptly at 5:30 p.m. For information, e-mail DAsavannah@yahoo.com. Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St , Savannah http://www.trinitychurch1848.org/

Depressive/Manic support group

Open to persons diagnosed with depression. Meetings are held in classroom B in the Surgery Center Building of Memorial Hospital every Tuesday at 7 p.m. 920-0153 or 927-2064. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www. memorialhealth.com/

Diabetes support group

meets the third Thursday at 6 p.m. at Memorial Health in Conference Room A. Call Robin at 350-3843. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth.com/

Divorce Recovery Group

for men and women dealing with the pain and shock of divorce. For more information or to sign up, call Paula Morris,353-2808. First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave , Savannah http://www.fpc.presbychurch.net

Domestic violence community support group

SAFE Shelter provides a domestic violence support group every Thursday from noon to 1 p.m. at the Senior Citizens Building at 325 Bull St. Call Brenda Edwards, 629-8888. Senior Citizens Inc., 3025 Bull St. , Savannah

Fibromyalgia support group

meets the second Thursday from 5:30-6:30 p.m. in Conference Room 2, Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St.. 8196743. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah http://www.sjchs. org

Gray Matters Brain Injury Support Group

is for trauamtic brain injury survivors and their caregivers. It meets the third Thursday at 5 p.m. in the gym at The Rehabilitation Institute at Memorial University Medical Center. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www. memorialhealth.com/

Grief 101

A 7-week educational group offering support and coping tools for adults who have experienced a loss by death. Meets Tuesdays 6-7pm at Full Circle, a Center for Education and Grief Support, 7212 Seawright Dr. RSVP to 303-9442. Full Circle Center for Education and Grief Support, 7212 Seawright Dr. , Savannah

HeartBeats for Life - GA

A free support and education group for those who have suffered, or want to prevent heart attacks, strokes, heart disease, type 2 diabetes. Contact Jeff@heartbeatsforlife-ga.org, 598-8457.

Hope House

provides housing and support services such as life skills, resources and referrals, followup care and parent-child activities funded by DHR Promoting Safe and Stable Families. Please call 236-5310 for information. Hope House of Savannah, 214 E. 34th St. , Savannah

Huntington Disease Support Group

meets the last Tuesday at 6 p.m. in the Heart and Lung Building at Candler Hospital, second floor, Room 2. Call Sandra at 964-0455. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org

Journey Through Journaling

for peopl4 whose lives have been touched by cnacer. Jennifer Currin, 350-7845. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Wa-

Keeping hope alive while living with cancer

meets the fourth Monday from 4:30-5:30 p.m. in the Women’s Services Conference Room at the Center for Advanced Medicine at Memorial Health. Call 350-7845. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth.com/

KidsNet Savannah Parent Support Group

meets on the first Thursday of the month at 4:30 p.m. at the Department of Juvenile Justice Multi-Purpose Center, 1149 Cornell Ave. Call Carole Kaczorowski at 598-7001, Lorr Elias at 351-6375 or Bruce Elias at 644-5916. Department of Juvenile Justice Multi-Purpose Center, 1149 Cornell Ave , Savannah

Koolostomy Accessories

is a support group open to anyone who has an ostomy and their loved ones. Call Jennifer Currin at 350-7845. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth.com/

Leukemia, Lymphoma and Myeloma Support Group

For patients with blood-related cancers and their loved ones. Call Jennifer Currin, 350-7845. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www. memorialhealth.com/

Living without Violence

The SAFE Shelter offers free drop-in counseling to anyone who is in an abusive relationship. Meets every Thursday from 7-8:30 p.m. at the First Baptist Church Education Building at Whitaker & McDonough St. 234-9999. First Baptist Church of Savannah, 223 Bull St. , Savannah

Lung Cancer Support Group

Lung Cancer Support Group is for families who are going through lung cancer treatment and survivors of lung cancer. It meets the fourth Thursday of the month at the Lewis Research Center Pavilion from 5-6 p.m. Call Kay Denham at 651-5712.. Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah

Man to Man Prostate Cancer Support Group

meets the second Wednesday of the month at 6 p.m. on the second floor of the Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion. 355-5196. Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah

Memorial Health Diabetes Support Group

meets the third Thursday at 6 p.m. at the Error Prevention Conference Room. A variety of guests discuss ways to improve health. Call Glenda at 350-3690. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http:// www.memorialhealth.com/

Memorial Health POPPS! Group

for children with cancer and their parents and caregivers. Call Donna at 350-5616. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth. com/

Memorial Health PRIDE Bleeding Disorders Support Group

Call Mary Lou Cygan at 350-7285. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth. com/

Memorial Health SET Focus

SET Focus is a program to encourage Sickle Cell patients ages 11 to 18 and their parents and caregivers to learn more about Sickle Cell disease. For information, call Saundra at 350-3396. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www. memorialhealth.com/

Mommy and Me: Life With Your Little One

Self help women’s group

Transitions Grief Support

Multiple Sclerosis support group

Senior Citizen’s Inc. Alzheimer’s Support Group

Troup Square Al-Anon Family Group

is a support group that meets the first Thursday of the month from 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Candler Professional Building, Room 508A, 5354 Reynolds St. Call 819-6171 for information. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

discusses topics that are relevant to anyone with a debilitating disease every fourth Thursday at 3:30 p.m. at St. James Catholic Church, 8412 Whitfield Ave. at Montgomery Cross Roads. 3551523. St James Catholic Church, 8412 Whitfield Ave , Savannah

Muscular Dystrophy support group

meets Jan. 28, April 19, July 19 and Oct. 18 from noon to 1 p.m. in Conference Room 2, Candler Heart & Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St. 3549576. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org

National Alliance for the Mentally Ill

meets the third Sunday from 3:30-6 p.m. at the Armstrong Atlantic State University Sports Education Building, Room 226. 351-7035 or 3537143. Armstrong Atlantic State University, 11935 Abercorn St. , Savannah http://about.armstrong. edu/Maps/index.html

Overcoming the Stigma of Seizure Disorders

meets the fourth Thursday at the Wesley Monumental United Methodist Church at Abercorn and Gordon streets. A free story/coloring book, I’m Feeling Just Ducky!, is available for children to better explain seizure activity.. Call Pam Steadman at 233-1006. Wesley Monumental United Methodist Church, 429 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www.wesleymonumental.org/

Overeaters Anonymous

meets 3 nights a week. Visit www.oa.org for current meeting schdule. 704-8626. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. , Savannah http:// www.sjchs.org/

Overeaters Anonymous

meets Wednesdays at 5:30pm. Melissa, 8444524. First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave , Savannah http://www.fpc.presbychurch.net

Overeaters Anonymous

meets Fridays, 6:30pm. Melissa, 844-4524. Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd , Savannah http://www.unityofsavannah.org/

Pancreatic Cancer Support Group

Call Jennifer Currin at 350-7845. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth. com/

PRIDE Support Group

This is a support group for parents of children with bleeding disorders. Call Mary Lou Cygan at 350-7285. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http:// www.memorialhealth.com/

Safe Shelter Outreach Program

Providing services for survivors of domestic violence. All services are confidential and free. 3025 Bull St. 651-0004. Safe Shelter Outreach Program, 3025 Bull St. , Savannah

Sarcoidosis support group

meets quarterly, March 24, June 16, September 15 and December 15, Noon, Conference Room 2, Candler Heart & Lung Bldg. 5356 Reynolds St. 692-2032. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah http://www.sjchs. org

Savannah Chatham Truancy Intervention Project

meets the fourth Thursday of each month from 5:30-6:30 p.m. at 428 Bull St. in the United Way Building. The project can educate you regarding the new truancy law and how it impacts your child. United Way of Coastal Empire, 428 Bull St , Savannah http://www.uwce.org/

Members help each other with the support of therapist Dr. Patricia English who guidea the group to stop hurting themselves and get healthy. All women who cut themselves or eat too much or too little are welcome. 335 2508.

This monthly support group is for families of persons suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and other forms of dementia and is held the second Thursday at 5:30 p.m. at Ruth Byck Adult Day Care facility, 64 Jasper St. Call ahead to reserve a seat. Call Stacey Floyd at 236-0363. Ruth Byck Adult Day Care Center, 3025 Bull St , Savannah

Spinal Injury Support Group

meets every third Thursday of the month at 5:30 p.m. at the Rehabilitation Institute at Memorial Health. For information, call Jami Murray at 350-8900. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http:// www.memorialhealth.com/

Spouse/Life Partner Grief Support

An open, drop-in support group for adults. Meets Thursdays from 11am-12:30pm at Full Circle, a Center for Education and Grief Support, 7212 Seawright Dr. 303-9442. Full Circle Center for Education and Grief Support, 7212 Seawright Dr. , Savannah

St. Joseph’s/Candler Cancer Survivors Walking Group

will meet every Monday at 9 a.m., except holidays and if the weather permits, at the Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion. The walking group is open to anyone living with, through or beyond a cancer diagnosis and their support person or persons. Wear comfortable walking shoes. Call 819-5723. Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah

St. Joseph’s/Candler Emory transplant support group

The group meets every other month, Jan. 12, March 9, May 11, July 13, Sept. 14 and Nov. 9, in Conference Room 2, Candler Heart & Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St. For information, call Karen Traver at 819-8350. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org

Stroke Support Group

Speak with someone who has survived a stroke, who will listen and understand stroke patients’ experiences. Groups meet in three locations -- every Tuesday from 12:30-3:30 p.m. at First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave.; every Friday from 10-11 a.m. at Savannah Speech and Hearing, 1206 E. 66th St., (call Jane Medoff at 355-4601); and every third Thursday of the month from 4-5:30 p.m. at Messiah Lutheran Church at 1 W. Ridge Rd. on Skidaway Island. Call Ann Farr at 598-1766 or Shirley Nack at 598-7047. First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave , Savannah http://www.fpc. presbychurch.net

Team Hope Pancreatic Cancer Support Group’

is for people with a strong desire to help raise awareness about pancreatic cancer and support families going tghrough it. For information, call Jennifer Currin at 350-7845. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth.com/

The Savannah Parkinson’s Support Group meets the first Thursday of the month from 5-6:30 p.m. in the Marsh Auditorium at Candler Hospital. Call 355-6347 or 238-4666. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. , Savannah http:// www.sjchs.org/

The Work

meets the fourth Friday at 7 p.m. at 2320 Sunset Blvd., (just off Skidaway at Carey Hilliards). The Work is for mentally healthy people who are stuck in some area of their lives. 355-4704. Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd , Savannah http://www.unityofsavannah.org/

An open, drop-in support group for adxults who have experienced a loss by death. Meets Tuesdays from 6-7pm at Full Circle, a Center for Education and Grief Support, 7212 Seawright Dr. 303-9442. Full Circle Center for Education and Grief Support, 7212 Seawright Dr. , Savannah A support group for friends and family of alcoholics, with special attention to issues of adult children of alcoholics. 495-9758 or www.al-anon. alateen.org. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. , Savannah http://www. uusavannah.org

United Way’s First Call for Help

Telephone information & referral service that provides expertise and relief to individuals and families in need, with a database of more than 500 agencies and organizations. 651-7730. United Way of Coastal Empire, 428 Bull St , Savannah http://www.uwce.org/

Victim-Witness assistance program

is for families of murder victims. The meetings are at 6 p.m. in the Chatham County Courthouse on Montgomery St. third Thursday of each month. 652-7329. Chatham County Courthouse, 133 Montgomery St , Savannah http://www. statecourt.org/

Wheeze busters

is an asthma support group for children that meets in the Rainbow Room at The Children’s Place at Candler Hospital. Call 921-3368. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

Theatre Who Wants to Kill a Millionaire?

A performance that lets the audience solve the crime. The cost includes the show and a choice of three dinners. Every Friday, Saturday and Sunday at 7:30 p.m. at The Pirate’s House, 20 E. Broad St. Cost: $56.25 ages 13 and up and $37.25 per child, ages 10-12. 898-9021. The Pirate’s House, 20 E. Broad St , Savannah http://www.thepirateshouse.co

Volunteers Adult Literacy Program

Volunteers are needed to work with adults through the Adult Literacy Program at St. Joseph’s/Candler’s St. Mary’s Community Center. The program runs weekdays from 9 a.m. to noon at 812 W. 36th St. in Cuyler-Brownsville. Volunteers with strong skills in math, science, social studies, language arts, reading and writing are needed. Call Shenita Ferguson at the center at 447-0578. St Mary’s Community Center, 812 W 36th St , Savannah http://www.stjosephs-candler.org/body.cfm?id=401&amp;oTopID=401

American Red Cross needs volunteers

The Chatham Branch of the Savannah Red Cross needs volunteers. Call Mark Stall at 6515352 or send e-mail to stallm@savannahredcross.org. Savannah Red Cross, 906 Drayton Dr , Savannah http://www.savannahredcross.org/

America’s Second Harvest Food Bank needs volunteers

to sort, clean, & shelve salvaged foods from reclamation centers where bent cans or crumpled boxes of nutritious food is sent. Apply as soon as possible. 912-236-6750 ext 109. America’s Second Harvest of Coastal Georgia, 2501 E. President St , Savannah http://www.helpendhunger.org

Coastal Pet Rescue

Foster parents are needed. A volunteer coordinator is needed, as are vet techs with microchipping experience, Pet Expo volunteers, fundraiser volunteers, a PR/marketing coordinator, a trainer/behaviorist and Adoption Day volunteers. Fill out an online application at www.coastalpetrescue.org. Coastal Pet Rescue, PO Box 30462 ,

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Community Cardiovascular Council

is looking for medical volunteers to check blood pressures for our walk-ins. Anyone interested in a few hours a week please call Sydney Oetgen at 236-7666. Community Cardiovascular Council, 1900 Abercorn St. , Savannah

Community Health Mission

This non-profit organization is looking for volunteer nurses, doctors, nurses practitioners and development/fundraising volunteers to work at the center, which provides free medical care for working uninsured individuals. Volunteers are needed to call patients to remind them of appointments, reception, financial screening, pulling charts and more. Flexible schedule. Apply by mail to: Community Health Mission, Inc. Attn: Dr. Miriam Rittmeyer, 310 Eisenhower Dr., Suite No. 6. Savannah, 31406. Fax number is 352-3980 or send email to mrittmeyer@chmsavannah.org. For info, visit www.chcsavannah.org. Community Health Mission, Inc, 310 Eisenhower Dr., Suite 6 , Savannah

First Steps at St. Joseph’s/Candler

Become a volunteer with First Steps and provide support, education and community resources to help parents of newborns establish healthy and positive relationships with their babies. Call 8196910. St. Joseph’s Hospital, 11705 Mercy Blvd. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

Fort Pulaski Cannon Program

Volunteers are needed to assist with the park’s cannon firing demonstrations. Qualified applicants will receive training in how to safely load and fire Civil War-era cannons. Ranger Ron Calhoun,786-5787. Fort Pulaski National Monument, Cockspur Island , Savannah http://www. nps.gov/fopu/

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is seeking volunteers. Greet visitors, maintain trails, catalogue historic photographs and assist in the gift shop and more. Volunteers also are needed to participate in the cannon program. Call Ron Grissom at 786-5787 or visit the website at www.nps.gov/fopu. Fort Pulaski National Monument, Cockspur Island , Savannah http://www.nps.gov/fopu/

Hospice Savannah volunteer training

Share your memories, military or family stories with a hospice paitient. Special weekend training will be offered the first two Saturdays of February from 9 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. in the Community Education Room, Hospice House, 1352 Eisenhower Dr. Lunch provided. Both seession are mandatory. Contact Beth Logan, Volunteer Services Manager at 355-2289 or visit www. hospicesavannah.org. Hospice Savannah, 1352 Eisenhower Dr , Savannah http://www.hospicesavannah.org/

Library gift shop needs volunteers

The Friends of the Library Gift Shop at the Bull Street Library needs volunteers for all days of the week and Saturdays. Retail experience is not necessary. All proceeds from the gift shop benefit the library branches. Call Kathy Newman at 652-3661. Bull Street Library, 2002 Bull St , Savannah http://www.liveoakpl.org

Medbank foundation, Inc.

needs volunteers to fill out applications, do data entry, make phone calls, help with filing, process mail and perform other office tasks. Call Holly Smith at 356-2898. Medbank, Savannah , Savannah

New Parent Education Program

The St. Joseph’s/Candler program helps provide new parents with support, education and resource referrals to establish positive relationships with their newborns. To find out how to become a volunteer, call 692-6910. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. , Savannah http://www. sjchs.org/

Oatland Island Education Center needs volunteers

Oatland Island Wildlife Center needs volunteers for special events and weekends. Trail Heather Merbs, 898-3980. Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd , Savannah http://www.oatlandisland.org/

Odyssey HealthCare

Lifelink of Georgia seeks volunteers

provides hospice services in Chatham, Effingham, Bryan and Liberty counties and is seeking volunteers to assist in providing compassionate end-of-life care. Volunteers may visit patients, help with office tasks or work on special projects. Training, ongoing support and education are provided. Call Edward Minor, 352-8200. Odyssey HealthCare, 5101 Paulsen St. , Savannah

Literacy volunteers needed

for elementary and middle school students, Call Tosha Powell, Special Program Coordinator, St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center, 1901 Abercorn St. 447-6605. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/1844.cfm

Live Oak Regional Public Libraries

is looking for volunteers to assist residents in activities or just come and visit. For information, call Rhonda Sheffield, volunteer coordinator, at 354-8225, Ext. 243. Riverview Health and Rehabilitation Center, 6711 LaRoche Ave. , Savannah

to speak to community groups, pass out information at health fairs and organize awareness-raising events. Potential volunteers include transplant recipients and their families, patients waiting for organ or tissue transplantation, donor families or anyone interested in organ and tissue donation. Call 341-0000. Lifelink of Georgia, 18 Chatham Court South , Savannah Project READ, an adult literacy program, is in need of volunteer tutors who can commit to 2 or 4 hours each week. Call Jodi at Royce Learning Center at 354-4047. Royce Learning Center, 4 Oglethorpe Professional Blvd , Savannah http:// www.roycelearningcenter.com/ needs volunteers to assist in a variety of ways at its branches in Chatham, Effingham and Liberty counties. Call Kathy Newman at 652-3661. Bull Street Library, 2002 Bull St , Savannah http:// www.liveoakpl.org

Meals on Wheels

Senior Citizens Inc.’s Meals on Wheels volunteers are responsible for delivering hot, nutritious meals to seniors on routes that typically do not exceed one hour in length. Volunteers may deliver as frequently as they choose and all meals are brought to the area by Senior Citizens Inc. staff. Training and support is provided. Call Darla Cady, volunteer coordinator, at 236-0363. Senior Citizens Inc., 3025 Bull St. , Savannah

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Caring adults are needed to help in the “home away from home” for the families of hospitalized children. Volunteers also are needed to privde home-cooked meals for families staying at the house. Volunteer internships also available for college students. Nikole Layton, 356-5520. Ronald McDonald House, 4710 Waters Avenue , http://www.rmhccoastalempire.org/

Spanish Oaks Hospice

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Speech and hearing center needs volunteers

to conduct hearing screenings for adults and children. Nurses and retired nurses are encouraged to apply for eye, ear, and dental exams on pre-school children. Flexible scheduling is available. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E. 66th Street. Call Jane Medoff at 355-4601 Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St , Savannah http://www.savannahspeechandhearing.org/

St. Joseph’s Heart Hospital needs volunteers

for guest representatives who would work directly with the Hearth Hospital Clinical Initiatives Director. Their primary responsibility would be to assist families in the waiting room while their family members is having a cardiac or peripheral vascular procedure and acting as a liaison between the family and staff. Call 819-3393. St. Joseph’s Hospital, 11705 Mercy Blvd. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

State Adult Literacy Program Volunteers Needed

If you have good clerical skills, are reliable, can make a minimum 8-hour a week, 3-month commitment, are willing to undergo a background check and want to help provide the best program possible for adult learners of English as a Second Language, call Pauline Goodman at 201-5391 or send e-mail to Charita Boles at cboles@savannahtech.edu. Type “ESL volunteer” in the subject line. Savannah Technical College, 5717 White Bluff Rd , Savannah http://www. savannahtech.edu/

Telfair Docent Program

The Telfair Museum of Art is accepting applications for its volunteer docent program. After completing training, docents will be responsible for leading tours in the Telfair Academy and Jepson Center. Call Sarah Ward, 790-8827. Telfair Academy of Arts and Sciences, 121 Barnard Street , Savannah http://www.tefair.org

The Volunteer Center

is a service of the United Way of the Coastal Empire. Call 2-1-1 or 651-7726 between 9 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. Monday through Friday, or send e-mail to volunteer@uwce.org. United Way of Coastal Empire, 428 Bull St , Savannah http://www.uwce. org/

The Women’s Center

Volunteers are needed to teach Basic Literacy Skills and Basic Computer Skills. Call Rhonda Anderson at 236-4226 or 447-5711. Wesley Community Center, 1601 Drayton St , Savannah http://www.wesleyctrs-savh.org/

Tutoring Volunteers Needed

If you are an education major, retired reading teacher or a community resident who is interested in volunteering your time to a reading and math tutorial program for elementary and middle school students, call the African-American Health Information and Resource Center at 447-6605. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/1844.cfm

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25 HAMPSTEAD AVE $1150/MO

Utilities included in rent. Newly remodeled: 3BR, 3 Full baths, spacious kitchen & dinette area. Central A/C, Easy bus-stop access. Vicinity of HAAF & Mall. Must see to believe. Call 912-441-0316

3BR/2BA, 37 Leeward Drive. Brand new carpet, great for military and college alike. Convenient location in Georgetown. $1100/mo OBO. 308-9382

2BR/1BA apt, 1000 sf, washer/dryer connections, refrigerator, stove, dishwasher, quiet area, Pooler, GA. $750/month, $300 deposit. Call 748-2393

2BR HOME: 702 E. 38th

Kitchen furnished, C/H&A, off-street parking, washer/dryer hookup. Very nice $595/month. Section 8 Welcome.

LARGE 2BR DUPLEX APT, Upper

3BR, 2 BATH HOME, LR, DR, washer/dryer connection, ceiling fans in all rooms, patio, deck. $900/month plus deposit. Call 912-856-2490 3BR +Bonus room, 2.5/BA duplex. Isle of Hope Area. Jacuzzi tub in Master Bath, New Tile/carpet, Washer/Dryer hookup. $925/month. Eric:220-1566

705 West 60th St. 2 bedrooms/1 bath, CH&A, stove & refrigerator, large backyard. Section-8 o n l y. $650/month, $400/deposit. 412-0767 or 856-7318

4BR/2BA DUPLEX, New construction. Close to SCAD computer science bldg. Total electric, energy efficient. $1200/month, $800/deposit. Call 912-484-1347

8618 West Creighton Place: Cresthill Subdivision Near St. James Church/School. 3BR, 1.5BA, LR & small den, kitchen w/appliances, laundry, fenced yard, large storage/workshop, carport. Pets ok with approval. References/credit check required. $900/month, $875/deposit. 898-0078

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2 SPACIOUS DUPLEXES FOR RENT 707 SEILER AVENUE 3BR/1BA, Hardwoods, Fireplace, Ceiling Fans, W/D conn. 509 WEST 35TH ST 3BR/1-1/2 BA, New flooring & Paint, W/D conn. Total elec. SECTION 8 OK NO PETS PLEASE CALL MS. PACE 912-507-6293 ConneCt Savannah ClaSSified adS Work!

*3BR/1BA, 1105 E 39th St, washer/dryer connections, completely renovated, appliances $750/month. *Large 3BR/1.5BA, 540 W 44th street. CH&A, appliances, washer/dryer connection, parking. $875/month. 912-354-3884 ConneCtsavannah.Com online musiC & events listings, & fine sweetness and Content

*601 West 40th 2BR apts. 1BA, $425, $200 deposit. *601 Staley Avenue. 2BR, 1BA, $450/month, $200 deposit. *1602 1/2 E 37th St. 2 BR/ 1 BA $500/month, $200 deposit No Background Checks 507-7174 or 844-7274 6-day/7-night timeshare available at Exclusive Vistana Villages Resort in Orlando Fla. Includes 2BR/2BA, full kitchen, washer/dryer, pools, workout room, tennis courts, basketball, etc. Lots of childrens’ activities on site. Centrally located from all parks, check website. For more details (vistanavillages.com). $1300/week. Call Helene at 912-748-9108 for details

Week at a Glance 2BR, 1BA APARTMENT at 205, & 207 Carolan Street, Clearview Apts. Total electric, $600/month. Serious inquiries only. Call 912-596-2936.

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505 WEST 48TH STREET

1BR Duplex $425/month plus deposit. Call 912-234-0548

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Executive home, Forest Cove. 3BR/2BA, $1600

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3BR/2BA Windsor Forest $950

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1317 Golden St. (off Augusta Ave)

2BR apartment, fully renovated, appliances/washer/dryer included, security system, $650/month. 484-3366

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595 WEST 54th STREET: 2 Bedroom Apartments/1.5 baths, washer/dryer connection/total electric, deposit $630, $630 monthly. Section 8 Welcome. Call 912-232-7659.

CAROLINE DRIVE: 2BR/1BA Unfurnished Apartment. Kitchen furnished w/washer and dryer connections, newly renovated. $695/month. Call 897-6789 or 344-4164

2BR/1BA $500/month No Pets or Smoking

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CHEAP! CHEAP!

2-bedrooms available in quadplex. Nice quiet neighborhood near Ardsley Park. Hardwood floors, kitchen area, CH&A, carport and washer/dryer connections. Call Bob, 770-309-8171. DOWNSTAIRS BRICK 2BR, central air, kitchen appliances, washer/dryer connections. Oak Forest, very nice. $525 Rent/Deposit. 912-354-8315, Evenings. Art PAtrol for the Latest Openings & Exhibits connectsavannah.com

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15 Helmken Street. 3Bedrooms, 1-Bath, CH&A, hardwood floors, washer/dryer connection, newly painted, new kitchen countertop/cabinets, walk-in closet, backyard. Pets Allowed. $750/month plus deposit. Call 912-353-8895

for rent 855 FURNISHED EFFICIENCY Apt. Great for retired person or single mature adult. Utilities included. No pets, no smoking. $200/week, $200/dep. 912-236-1952.

GARRARD AVENUE

Secluded 3BR/1BA, hardwood floors & carpet w/hobby shop. Large yard for garden. $895/month plus dep. Taking applications 912-234-0548 GREAT APARTMENT! Ardsley Park/Baldwin Park 1BR/1BA with separate living and dining rooms. $650/month. Call: 912-659-6206.

HOUSE FOR RENT: on Ebenezer Creek, Rincon. 2BR/1BA, washer/dryer included. $550/month, $550/deposit. Call 912-657-0224.

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2234 Mason Drive Near Bible Baptist. Renovated 3BR/2BA, Approx. 1700sqft, LR/DR, eat-in kitchen, den w/fireplace, play room, sun room, carport, large fenced backyard, inside laundry. $1050/month + Dep. $900. 4904 Jasmine Avenue Brick 3BR, 1.5BA w/lots of closets. Formal LR, separate DR, on huge lot, 2,438 Sqft, sunroom, privacy fe n c e. $1,100/month + Dep $900. 2211 Pecan Drive Fernwood S/D, 3BR, 1BA, LR, DR, den, fenced yard $850/month + Dep. $800. Pets OK with Approval. References & Credit Check Required on Rentals

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NO DEPOSIT. Newly renovated Efficiency Apt., utilities included, CH&A, cable $150/weekly. ALSO Rooms, $125/weekly, no deposit. Call 912-231-2700 or 912-507-2641. ONE ROOM EFFICIENCY, Furnished. $550/month, $400/deposit. Utilities included. Call 234-5876 or 596-0670. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE Bedroom Apt’s. and Houses available For Rent. Central heat/air, some with 1-1/2 bath. Call 912-412-0178.

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NICELY FURNISHED APARTMENT on bus line, private entrance, adjoining bathroom, mini-kitchen, phone, cable, internet, washer & dryer. $145/week $522/month. Other Rooms and Apartments available. Mon-Sat. 912-231-9464.

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912-308-6049 LEWIS PROPERTIES

897-1984, 8am-7pm 1926 Fenwick Avenue. 3 bedroom, 1 bath duplex, $650/month and deposit. Carpet, CH&A, washer/dryer hookup, fenced yard. Pets negotiable. References, 1-year lease. Mobile home, nice 2 BR/1BA, mini blinds, appliances, heat& air, washer/dryer hook-up, large private lot. $550/month. 912-884-5359 or 912-977-1416 MOBILE HOMES: Available for rent. Located in mobile home park. Starting at $450 per month and up. 912-658-4462 or 925-1831. NEWLY RENOVATED! 2BR, 1BA, new kitchen, hardwood floors, CH&A, washer/dryer hookup, References & employment required. 1314 E. 54th Street. $525/rent, $525/deposit. Section 8 welcome to apply. 912-897-0985

2 Bedroom apt. Has bath, dining-room, living-room. $650/month, cable, water, and garbage included. No pets. 964-6765 or 656-8985. Available now. .

POOLER: 3BR, 2.5BA, 2car garage, privacy fence, near school. Pool a c c e s s. Call 912-748-8445.

QUIET COUNTRY LIVING - MIDWAY

20 minutes to Savannah. Newly renovated. Quiet community, 3BR MH, large yard. $650/month. No-Pets. 912-695-2305.

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RENT: DUPLEX 1219 E. 53rd 2BR/1BA $475/month plus $475/deposit. Two blocks off Waters Ave, close to Daffin Park. CALL ADAM @ 912-234-2726 DAYS/NIGHTS/WEEKENDS

SOUTHSIDE NEIGHBORHOOD

Conveniently located. 3BR/2BA. Quiet Neighborhood, Fenced yard, corner lot, garage. Small pets OK. $950/month, $800/cash deposit. Call 912-308-0206, No calls after 8:30pm please.

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2BR/2BA, 1032 Ash Street Ext.. $625/month, + deposit. 912-429-1293 or 912-657-5592 The Arbors in Pooler 3br/2ba corner lot with fireplace, upgraded master bath, kitchen. Community has 2 pools, weight room, tennis courts, etc. Pets allowed. (912)308-7836

Two 4 bedroom homes for rent. One located Southside/Georgetown, other located in Cloverdale, both have 4 bedrooms, 2 baths. Rent ranges from $975 -$1150, section 8 welcome. Call 927-0671 or 656-1310

TWO & THREE Bedroom Apartments for rent. 656 East 36th & 623 West 48th Street. Call 912-232-3355. TYBEE - 2BR/1BA Apt., central-heat/air. Walk to beach, 1 block f ro m A J ’s. $850/month, $850/deposit. 912-507-4637. TYBEE: NEW 3 Bedroom House, 2 baths, all hardwood floors! 4 parking spaces underneath, quiet street! $1,500/month, $1,500 deposit. 912-507-4637. VARNEDOE DRIVE: Off Skidaway. 2 Bedrooms, 1 Bath, kitchen furnished. $625/month. Call 912-897-6789 or 344-4164

References and Credit Check required. Call 351-0500 for showing.

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WEEKLY AND MONTHLY PROPERTIES AVAILABLE. Peaceful atmosphere. WEEKLY UNITS: Furnished, Private entrance, No sharing, living quarters, utilities included. From $175-$200/wk, $100-$150/deposit. MONTHLY PROPERTIES: 3BR/2BA, Appliances included. Properties located in Pooler & Savannah. $700-$800/month plus deposit same as rent. No Section 8. Interested parties call 441-5468

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WINDSOR FOREST: 3BR/2BA, quiet residential neighborhood. One block from high school. $900/month plus dep. No pets. Call 912-832-6970 leave message. CommerCial ProPerty For rent 890

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Upscale decor, high traffic. 5206 Waters. $900. Call for details. Frank Moore & Co. 920-8560 Art PAtrol for the Latest Openings & Exhibits connectsavannah.com

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VICTORIAN DISTRICT: 527 E. Park Ave. Renovated 1900’s house, 3BR/2BA, offstreet parking, central heat/air, deck, washer/dryer & dishwasher. $950/monthly. 912-507-4637.

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WAREHOUSE OFFICE: 5400 Sq.Ft. $2000/month. Near loop 26, I-16.

Hassell Realty Co, Inc. 234-1291

CLEAN, FURNISHED Room, on busline, $85-$115/week plus deposit. Call 210-1327 or 236-1952

DOWNTOWN & SOUTHSIDE:

$125/week furnished rooms w/cable tv,wi-fi, free laundry & off street parking. All utilities included. See online at: http://savannahrooms.cjb.net CALL 912-220-8691 Furnished room for Rent. Move in special. $75. Call 912-507-1378

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VALUE PLACE HOTELS

$179 per week or $599/per month. New Facility, Furnished Studios, Full Kitchens, Free Utilities, No Lease. 4912 Augusta Road. 912-966-1212.

LEGAL Rooming House in business

over 20 yrs. Freshly painted Apts $150/wk. Rooms $70-80/wk. Furnished and utilities included. Call 234-9779 ROOM FOR RENT: Safe Environment. Central heat/air, cable, telephone service. $400/$500 monthly, $125/security deposit, no lease. Immediate occupancy. Call Mr. Brown: 912-663-2574 or 912-234-9177.

ROOMS FOR RENT

$95 to $165 PER WEEK. Refrigerator, Microwave, Cable, TV, Telephone, Central Heat/Air, Washer/Dryer, on the Bus line. 912-272-0285 or 912-398-3241.

ROOMS FOR RENT

Completely furnished. Central heat and air. Conveniently located on busline. $120/week. Call 912-844-5995

$950 DOWN or less...

• 89 Mercedes 300 SC • 2000 Blazer • 98 F-150 and more...

$650 Down

or less... ‘92 Ranger Super cab, • ‘99 Cavalier • ‘96 Altima and more...

Campers/rVs 960

1985 PACE ARROW RV

53,000 miles, 454 Chevy Engine. 33’ ong. $5000 or best o f fe r. Ca l l 912-658-8742

• SAFE, QUIET, Christian environment in new home. Utilities included. On busline. $135/wkly, $75/deposit. Male Preferred Call:912-484-1347

transportation 900

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or less... ‘91 Camry 93 Sable 96 Oldsmobile. and more... Call:912-964-2440

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cars 910 1985 HONDA GOLDWING motorcycle. Runs good $2500 OBO. 2006 METROPOLITAN HONDA scooter $1500 OBO. Call 912-349-5526. 1988 BMW 735i, dove grey, over $8000 in repairs done in last 12mos. Very good condition. $5000. Ask for Mr. Dan, 964-1421. 1992 CHEVY VAN, $1800. 1990 300ZX, Automatic $3000. 1999 EXPEDITION, V8, Triton motor $3800. Call 912-323-9797 or 404-552-6543. 1993 LINCOLN TOWNCAR, nice riding car, 8cylinder AT, new tires, excellent condition, clean. $2200. Call 920-6334. 1996 LEXUS LS400, Pearl white, in good condition $5200. Call Betty at 912-927-3200 or 714-858-3149. 1998 Ford F-150 XLT Super Cab V-8,AT,AC,125,000 mi., One Owner, Excellent Condition! $5,800 (912)441-4131 1999 CHEVY VENTURE MINIVAN, 7-passenger, w/48K miles on rebuilt engine, fully loaded, very clean $2750. Call 352-2281 or 604-4353. 2000 Dodge Neon, in excellent condition. Blue, automatic, AM/FM/CD, great gas saver. $2500. Call 912-655-5259 2003 EXPEDITION XLT 31,000 miles. Leather, 6 disc changer, 3rd row seat, AC front and rear, rear volume control. Excellent Condition! $11,500. (912)659-9892

Alero For Sale For sale low mileage, great starter car, new tires in 08. Great condition. Maintenance kept up with as scheduled. (920)362-4640

CHEVY CORVETTE

2001 Convertible roadster. under 35K miles, silver w/ tan top. Showroom condition. $22,500. 912-856-7564 FENDER BENDER? Paint & Body Work. Reasonably Priced. Insurance Claims. We buy wrecks. Call 912-355-5932.

GREAT STUDENT CAR!

1996 Mazda 626 L/X 4-door, PW, PL, CD, AT, new timing belt, new water pump, cold a/c, $1,700 O B O. 912-429-7274 MERCEDES E-320, 1997, silver, top notch, mechanical condition. New tires, looks very good. $4000 OBO 912-596-1551 SKY BLUE 2007 MUSTANG, 2-door coupe, 6 cylinder, fuel injected, asking $13,000. Call 904-334-2457.

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Steel blue metallic. 8,000 miles. $26,000. Call 912-658-4329

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TWO 2BR APARTMENTS, One & 1-1/2BA $875/month. ONE 3BR HOUSE, 2BA, LR, Dining, Breakfast Room. Lots of storage. $985/month. Available May. Call Teresa, 596-4954, Otis 695-2880.

Westside. $85-$130/weekly, Utilities and cable included. Call 844-5655.

2008 CHRYSLER 300C

Boats & accessories 950 YAMAHA WAVERUNNER FOR SALE: $4000 OBO. Only 15 hrs. of use, runs like new. Call 224-3999.

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SOUTHSIDE HOME 20 CARLISLE LANE: 3bedrooms, 2-baths, $1100. MIDTOWN HOME 3601 EASTGATE DRIVE: 3-bedrooms, 2-baths $850. POOLER HOMES 138 W. TISBURY LN: 3-bedrooms, 2-baths $1,050. WESTSIDE APARTMENT HARDEN STREET: 1 or 2 bedrooms $450. JEAN WALKER REALTY LLC 912-898-4134

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3BR/2BA, great room w/fireplace, TV room/enclosed garage, fenced backyard. $1000/month, $1000/deposit. Call 844-1825 or 844-1812.

**1-Bedroom apt, deck, nice, utilities included. Near marina. $675/month **ALSO Efficiency, small but nice $575/month. **3BR, Price Street, $600/month. **1BR, Whitaker Street $500/month.

BLOOMINGDALENO DEPOSIT Furnished room in quiet area. Includes utilities, television, washer and dryer, stove, refrigerator, highspeed internet, Comcast cable. Near Gulfstream, I-16 and airport. Shared kitchen and bath. Call 912-210-0181 or 912-210-0144

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