Connect Savannah March 5, 2008

Volume 7 • Number 24 • Mar. 5 — Mar. 11 • Savannah’s News, Arts, & Entertainment Weekly • www.connectsavannah.com

All in the (Irish) family Tara Feis features wholesome Celtic culture and entertainment, including headliners Altan P18 politics:

music:

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Reza Aslan speaks at Country Day

Kid Rock/ Elton John: The lost interviews

Lawrence Ballard is Fagin’ awesome in SCAD’s Oliver Twist

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Thursday, March 6 Tea at Mrs. Davenport’s

What: Experience an early 19th century tea in the historic atmosphere of the Isaiah Davenport House Museum.

When: March 6, 13, 20 and 27 at 4:30 p.m. Where: Isaiah Davenport House, 324 E. State St. Cost: $18 adults, $14 ages 8 to 17. Info: www.davenporthousemuseum.org.

No-Tie Concert Gala

What: Cocktails and hors d’oeuvres, a gourmet dinner, an auction and a performance by the John Pizzarelli Quartet will celebrate the 2008 Savannah Music Festival season.

When: March 6 at 6 p.m. Where: Armstrong Center, 11935 Abercorn St. Cost: $325 per person. Info: 2343378, Ext. 107.

Evenings at the Telfair: Artists in Savannah

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The Harlem Globetrotters

What: The world-famous exhibition basketball team.

When: March 6 at 7 p.m. Where: Savannah Civic Center rena. Cost: $68, $45 and $18. Children 2 and up need a ticket. Info: Call 651-6556.

March of Dimes Shamrock Run

What: In addition to the run, there will be a “Wearin’ O’ the Green” costume contest and the presentation of medals. When: March 7. Registration 4-5:30 p.m., the Kiddie Run is at 5:40 p.m., the 5K run is at 6 p.m. and the Fitness Walk is at 6:05 p.m. Where: City Market. Cost: Registration is $30. Info: active.com or 354-5900.

SCAD Gallery Hop

What: Visit all galleries and shops operated by the Savannah College of Art and Design. When: March 7 from 5-7 p.m. Where: The hop begins at Red Gallery, 201 E. Broughton St. Hop on the free shuttle that runs between all galleries on the route. Cost: Free and open to the public. Info: www.scad.edu/exhibitions

First Friday for Folk Music

What: Appearing are Montana Skies, Jon Michaels and Jason Bible. The concert is sponsored by the Savannah Folk Music Society. When: March 7, 7:30-10:30 p.m.

Where: Wesley Monumental United Methodist Church, 429 Abercorn St. Cost: $2. Info: Call Hank at 786-6953.

Ben Folds in Concert

What: A pianist who also plays many other instruments, Folds is a MySpace live webcast pioneer. When: March 7 at 8 p.m. Where: Lucas Theatre. Cost: $35. Info: 5255050 or www.lucastheatre.com.

Savannah Peace Tiles Project

What: This project empowers people living with or at risk to HIV to create art that will help educate the community. View their creations and make your own. When and Where: On March 8 at 9 a.m., the AIDS Walk for Life in Forsyth Park. On March 10 at 10 a.m., the RAPP & Go Mixer will be held at Starfish Café, 719 E. Broad St. On March 28 the Savannah Peace Tiles Project will be presented at 5 p.m. at Starfish Café. Cost: Free. Info: 2367423 or www.unionmission.org

Workshop with Scott Ainslie

What: Bluesman and historian Scott Ainslie will present a workshop on blues guitar techniques. Presented by the Savannah Folk Music Society. When: March 8 at 3 p.m.

Where: Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm St. Cost: Free.

Info: 786-6953 or www.savannahfolk.org

Scott Ainslie Blues Concert

What: The blues singer and guitarist will appear in a concert presented by the Savannah Folk Music Society.

When: March 8 at 8 p.m. Where: Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm St. Cost: $10, $8 SMFS members and $5 student/child. Info: 786-6953 or www.savannahfolk.org.

Sunday, March 9 Tybee Art Crawl

What: Prowl the back streets and alleys of Tybee’s art-ier side and meet local artists in their native habitat. When: March 9 from 2-6 p.m. Cost: Free. Info: maryingalls@ bellsouth.net or 786-4060.

SCAD opens Oliver Twist

Friday, March 7

When: March 8 & 9 at 3 p.m. Where: 2160 E. Victory Dr. Cost: $10. Info: www.savannahchildrenstheatre.com.

What: More than 75 units will march in this year’s parade. When: March 8 at 3 p.m. Where: Butler Avenue.

Cost: Free. Info: 1-800-868-2322.

What: A one-woman comedy about a middle-aged working class Liverpool housewife transformed by a holiday in Greece. It stars Grace Diaz Tootle. When: March 6, 7, 8, 13 and 15 at 7:30 p.m. and March 9 and 16 at 3 p.m. Where: Savannah Community Theatre, 2160 E. Victory Dr. Cost: Friday and Saturday, adult tickets $25, seniors 55 and up $20, students and children $15. On Sundays, tickets $15 and Thursdays, tickets $10. Info: 898-9021 or www.SavannahCommunityTheatre.com.

What: Adapted by Neil Bartlett, this is a new version of the classic tale, performed in 24 scenes with songs and tableaux. When: March 6, 7 and 8 at 8 p.m. and March 9 at 3 p.m. Where: Trustees Theater, 216 E. Broughton St. Cost: $10 general admission, $5 students, seniors and military. Info: 525-5050 or www.scadboxoffice.com.

Savannah Children’s Theatre: Go, Dog! Go! continues

Tybee St. Patrick’s Day Parade

Savannah Community Theatre: Shirley Valentine continues

What: An outdoor, family-friendly celebration of Irish culture featuring live stage performances, music, dancing, crafts, food and more. When: Saturday, March 8 from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Where: Emmet Park at the west end of Bay Street in downtown Savannah. Cost: Free. Info: 651-6417 or www.savannahga.gov/arts.

The Fresh Aire of Mannheim Steamroller

What: Classical themes and pop elements with lavish multimedia images, synchronized lighting and special effects.

When: March 7 at 8 p.m. Where: Savannah Civic Center’s Johnny Mercer Theatre. Cost: $50. $40 and $25. Info: 651-6556.

First Friday Fireworks on the River

When: March 7 at 9:30 p.m. Where: River Street. Cost: Free.

Saturday, March 8

Tuesday, March 11

Sebastian Dangerfield Talk and Coffee Reception

What: Frank Clancy, AASU assistant professor of English, marks the 20th anniversary of hosting Sebastian Dangerfield lectures on campus. The topic is “The Ginger Man’s Dublin.” Dangerfield is the hero in playwright and author J.P. Donleavy’s best-known novel, A Ginger Man. When: Noon, Tues. March 11. Where: Ashmore Hall Auditorium on the AASU campus, 11935 Abercorn Street. Cost: Free and open to the public.

Voices from St. Simons

What: Author Stephen Doster grew up on St. Simons and shares stories told by people living there in Voices from St. Simons: Personal Narratives of an Island’s Past. He will sign copies of the book. When: March 11 at 7 p.m.

Where: Barnes & Noble.

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Wednesday, March 12

Hands On Savannah and Step Up Savannah Poverty Initiative

What: Aslan is a writer and scholar of world religions who serves as a regular commentator for NPR’s Marketplace and as a Middle East analyst for CBS News. When: March 12 at 6:30 p.m. Where: Jelks Auditorium at Savannah Country Day School. Cost: $8 in advance or $10 at the door. $5 for students, seniors and military. Info: 961-8828 or www.savcds.org. w

What: Hundreds of tables of items donated by residents of The Landings for this annual event that benefits local charities.

When: March 8, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Where: Messiah Lutheran Church, 1 W. Ridge Rd., Skidaway Island. Cost: Free admission and parking. Info: www.landingslandlovers.org.

What: Experience what it’s really like to be poor in this simulation, which features teams of “family” members trying to

Creative Minds Lecture Series: Reza Aslan

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What: Curator Harry DeLorme will present a program about artists who have worked in Savannah from the colonial era to the late 20th Century. When: March 6 from 6-7 p.m. Where: Telfair’s Academy of Arts and Sciences.

Cost: Free. Info: 790-8823 or www.telfair.org.

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survive. When: March 8 at 10 a.m. Where: St. Andrew’s School on Wilmington Island. Cost: Free, but advance registration is required. Info: Contact Andy Miller at 897-4941, Ext. 222, or millera@saintschool.com.

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dicts having seizures, men handcuffed to gurneys and accompanied by probation officers, flu sufferers spilling germs and fluids everywhere, alcohol-poisoned teenagers puking into buckets, petty thieves looking for purses to steal, homeless people panhandling everyone in sight, and a platoon of armed security guards attempting to maintain a semblance of order, and you have a mental image of the Grady ER on a typical Saturday night — which as luck would have it is when my family member was admitted.

But all that being said, within a very short time of hitting the Grady ER they administered the so-called “clotbusting” drug — which is not at all a given for other ERs, I’m told — an act which may very well have saved that life.

Once past the ER, Grady is a different place entirely. The hospital is over 100 years old, but a renovation in 1994 has greatly improved the physical infrastructure.

The interns and residents — mostly young and many from other countries — are largely from the Emory School of Medicine right across the street. The doctors travel the floors in packs, consulting as teams.

Sometimes you find yourself talking to six or seven at once, an incredible opportunity.

The Intensive Care nurses are a similar international potpourri, mostly from Nigeria. I’m told America’s nursing shortage — and Georgia’s in particular — is so severe that many skilled nurses must be imported.

Apparently the problem is not so much a

lack of nursing students, but a lack of qualified instructors to train them in nursing schools. Perhaps while our presidential candidates are bickering over who said what in which attack ad, they can address this, eh?

Grady’s been in the news lately for a different reason: Years of red ink, partially brought on by the fact that it has to treat the indigent patients that other hospitals aren’t obliged to take, brought about a dissolution of its board, to be replaced by a nonprofit model. Our own Memorial Health is dealing with similar issues.

I don’t pretend to understand the cutthroat world of hospital insider politics — the closest I get is reruns of Scrubs — but in my recent, very personal experience, if any institution is worth taking the extra effort to save, it’s Grady Memorial Hospital.

As of this writing, the doctors indicate that my family member is past the worst danger period for a stroke and may soon be able to get out of ICU and onto a different floor of Grady. From there, God/Allah/ Buddha/Vishnu/Zeus/Odin willing, we’ll be rejoined in Savannah to begin the long process of therapy and recovery.

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ny of you who’ve seen a loved one suffer a stroke are all-too-familiar with the emotional rollercoaster ride that comes with it, especially in the early stages: the minute-byminute monitoring of conditions, the uncertainty of if or how they will recover, and the gloomy, overriding sense that nothing will ever be the same again.

I’ll leave the personal details out, but long story short: A family member was in Atlanta for a weekend vacation when it happened. Initially I cursed fate that the stroke happened away from the familiarity of home in Savannah, instead hitting in a large, impersonal city.

But everything happens for a reason.

We have some fine trauma centers in Savannah. But just about everyone I’ve talked to tells me that the place in Atlanta where my loved one is being treated, Grady Memorial Hospital, is probably the best trauma center in the U.S. Grady has a certain notoriety. Situated in the heart of downtown Atlanta, it’s far and away the main charity and indigent care hospital in the city. Its Emergency Room is the stuff of nightmares. Indeed, U.S. Army medical personnel receive triage training at the Grady ER to prepare them for front-line service in Iraq.

Imagine all this happening simultaneously: Gunshot victims screaming, drug ad-

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American Muslim Reza Aslan on jihad, Bush, Palestine, and Barack Obama

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on Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher, NPR -- they’ve all had Reza Aslan on their shows. In high demand for his telegenic speaking skills and vaguely hipster sense of humor, this professor at the University of California at Riverside and the best-selling author of No God but God: The Origins, Evolution and Future of Islam has become the public face of the American Muslim.

As part of the groundbreaking and often controversial “Creative Minds” lecture series at Savannah Country Day School -- last year’s appearance by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. drew an angry response from some parents at the notoriously conservative institution -Aslan will speak March 12 at 6:30 p.m. at the school’s Jelks Auditorium.

A straight-shooter, Aslan calls ‘em like he sees ‘em, equally scathing about President Bush and Arab jihadists alike. Aslan spoke to us from his L.A. office in a lengthy phone conversation about Islam, the Middle East, the U.S. presidential race, and immigration.

Read the full-length interview at www. connectsavannah.com.

For as long as I can remember, the truism has been that all problems in the Middle East go back to the Israel/Palestine issue. Do you think this is still the case?

Reza Aslan: The maxim you hear in all Middle Eastern classes is that the road to peace goes through Jerusalem, period. It’s sort of Middle East 101, really. And that is absolutely true. There will never, ever be true social, political, economic, or religious change or reform until the IsraeliPalestinian situation is taken care of, for a number of reasons.

One, Palestinian intifada propaganda has become the sole, last remaining kind of PanArabism. It’s basically what unites the Arab world together anymore. Culture and language and religion certainly don’t anymore, or any common cause, really. What unites them at this point is Palestine.

In a sense the situation in Palestine has become a crutch that has allowed these Arab governments, particularly the despots, to ward off and deflect any kind of personal responsibility for the lack of development in their countries, by simply pointing to the Palestinian situation. While at the same time -- and this is the horrific part of it -- doing nothing to help the Palestinians in any way.

So it’s not just that it has to be taken care of because it’s a horrific human rights situation. It has to be taken care of because you’re never going to see true, meaningful reform until you can take away this crutch that’s

Reza Aslan speaks at Savannah Country Day on March 12

been used as an excuse for lack of development.

This administration came into office saying it’s not our problem, it’s not our business. They ridiculed Clinton’s eight years of shuttle diplomacy, going back and forth and trying to be personally involved in the peace process. They ridiculed that for seven years.

And then they realized -- whoops! -- this really requires American leadership. Nothing can happen, no movement can occur without American leadership.

And so President Bush, after seven years in office, made his very first visit to Israel.

And in that visit not only did he mispronounce the leaders’ names, both Olmert and Mahmoud Abbas, as if this was the first time he’d ever heard of them, but the most egregious thing happened the first day of his visit when he promised that by the time he’s out of office there will be a peace plan in place.

For people who’ve been following the peace process for the last 40 years, this was a slap in the face. This was a clear indication that this man has given absolutely no thought whatsoever to the IsraeliPalestinian process, that you can ignore it for seven years and then show up and make a ridiculous promise that in eight months everything will be taken care of.

Not only will we soon have a new president, but possibly one with an Arabic name. Does this represent a game-changing opportunity?

Reza Aslan: I understand there are a number of people here in the U.S. who are saying if we elect Barack Obama, just his very presence, his very face and name alone, will re-brand America’s image in the world. My argument to that is that the rest of the world doesn’t give a damn who the president is, they just care what the president does.

This is especially true of the Arab world.

Maybe they’ll get a kick out of the fact that the president will have the middle name “Hussein,” but that’s where it will end. The

fact of the matter is that we have, over the last seven years in a foolish foreign policy in that region, created an intractable mess. It’ll take enormous amounts of effort and experience and knowledge and patience in order to clean up that mess. It’s not going to be simply the name of the president that’s going to make everything better.

My biggest complaint about that argument is that the people who are making that argument are also the same people who were the most gung-ho about President Bush’s Sept. 11 policy -- the war in Iraq and the war on terror. And they’re now at a point where they realize they were mistaken in their support. So in a sense I feel like some of the support for Obama comes off as kind of a get-out-of-jail-free card. You know, why don’t we just put a new coat of paint on the problem?

Let’s say one of the Democrats is the next president. What are some specific new steps you’d like to see them take in the Middle East?

Reza Aslan: The first thing is that once the election is over we’ll finally get to hear what either Obama or Clinton really believe about the Iraq war. The promises that either one of them are making -- that they’re going to withdraw troops within the first 60 days, or within the first year -- that frankly is total bullshit.

We are not in a position to withdraw our troops from Iraq just yet. We have to do it with incredible care and responsibility. And the idea that we’ll have every American out of Iraq by 2009 is absurd. Any general, anybody on the ground will tell you that’s just completely absurd.

I understand they have to make that kind of promise in order to be elected as a Democrat. But even in the ways that they promise -- notice that both of them say we’ll withdraw the troops, “in conjunction with whatever my generals recommend” -- that’s just a way to get the American people ready for the fact that we’re not withdrawing the troops from Iraq. It’s not possible. It would be the greatest human catastrophe that we would be directly responsible for.

Second and most importantly, we have to understand that everything, every conversation, every issue, every war, every conflict, everything in the Middle East begins and ends with the Israeli-Palestinian crisis. And that we need to have a much more robust engagement.

I will say one thing about President Bush -- and I think it says a lot about how useless he’s become -- he stood in Ramallah and not only was the first president to talk about a Palestinian state, he stood in Ramallah and actually called for a two-state solution, a freezing of Israeli settlements and a return to the 1967 borders.

That is a miracle! The idea that those words could come out of a U.S. president’s mouth, it’s absolutely incredible. Now, because it came out of George Bush’s mouth, nobody cares and everybody just ignored it.

But now that he’s lifted the cap on that kind of rhetoric, it allows the next president to re-

ally, actually make it happen.

Third -- and this is what I’m most worried about -- is that the next president, especially if it’s a Democrat, is going to have to continue Bush’s “democratization process.”

They’ll have to do it in a much smarter way than Bush did. But the fact is that we have essentially paved a road in that region.

We’ve told them, look, we’re going to be focused on democracy over stability for the first time in our 50-year relationship with the Middle East. You cannot close that door once it’s been opened, although we have shut down the process in Lebanon, in Palestine, and in Egypt. We basically said “just kidding” to those countries after we told them we’d give them free and fair elections and obey their democratic wishes.

The next president is going to have to say look, democracy is still the focus of our foreign policy. We’re still dedicated to bringing political freedom and democratic rights, particularly to our allies in that region.

Musharraf and Mubarek and Abdullah, these guys have to know that it’s not going to be business as usual, that from now on if they want the billions and billions of dollars we give them, they’re going to have to give something back in return.

It’s key that the next president says to the Arab world, “I know the previous administration gave you promises it didn’t keep, but I’m giving you this promise that we are going to be fighting for you.” It’s no longer going to be the old business of giving billions of dollars to dictators in order to maintain some kind of stability so we can suck the oil out of your region.

I think that kind of promise from an Obama or a Clinton will go a long, long way — much longer than the color of the president’s skin or the gender of the president — toward changing our image in that region.

That goes back to your controversial statement that secularism isn’t the key ingredient for democracy, pluralism is.

Reza Aslan: What we need to understand, as the war in Iraq proved repeatedly, is that democracy comes from the ground up. It has to be an internal process, and it has to work on whatever level the people of a particular nation want it to work on.

We don’t need to remove leaders in order to bring democracy. We don’t need to get Mubarek out of office to bring democracy to Egypt. What we need to do is say, “Here’s your $2 billion. By the way, half of this now has to go to building the civilian and grassroots infrastructures necessary for there to be a functioning democratic government.”

Right now that $2 billion is used exclusively on military equipment to maintain a police state. People look at that and say, “It’s not Mubarek’s fault I don’t have any rights, it’s America’s fault.”

America historically assimilates immigrants quite well, so it seems hard for Americans to understand how the United Kingdom has allowed itself to be at the mercy of fundamentalist Muslim citizens who now openly preach

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How did that paradox come about?

Mexican immigration in America.

That’s what we’re talking about: A closedoff community that speaks its own language, stays in its own ethnic enclaves, really doesn’t assimilate very much because they think they’re going back to Mexico, are here as guest workers, and many are illegal.

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Reza Aslan: There is a clearcut historical process that led to where Britain is at now.

This is a country that throughout the ‘80s and ‘90s opened its doors without thought to what it believed were political refugees from countries like Egypt and Jordan and Saudi Arabia. People who were essentially expelled from those countries precisely because of their jihadist actions.

So you had all of these jihadist leaders who suddenly found themselves in London.

They asked for asylum, they got it, and now they’re in London with total and complete freedom in a way they never could have had in their home countries.

So first there really was an error on the part of the U.K. But what allowed that error to become the huge problem that Britain now has goes back to the assimilation issue you mentioned. Muslims in the U.K. and other areas of Europe originally came as guest workers after the second World War basically to clean up after that devastating conflict. These were poor people, they were put into these ethnic enclaves, they were given no opportunity to assimilate into British culture, nor did they really want any opportunity. They had every intention of making some money and going back home to Algeria or Morocco or Pakistan.

But they didn’t. They stayed there and they started having kids. Never having an opportunity for citizenship or real assimilation into European culture was OK for the parents, but it wasn’t OK for the kids, who essentially grew up as British or as French or as Dutch, but were very clearly not given the same opportunities economically and socially as their non-Muslim compatriots.

That community began to have a real identity crisis. And of course when they were coming of age, the Chechen crisis occurred, which meant nothing to us in America, in which the Russians were slaughtering Chechens by the thousands.

You also had the war in Bosnia, in which white, blue-eyed, blond-haired Muslims were experiencing genocide. And the west was doing nothing about it until Clinton finally decided to put an end to it. A lot of these kids were thinking, “Hold on a second.

If you’re Muslim and you’re blond, white and blue-eyed and you can still be massacred, what about me?”

And that time, in one of those twists of history, was also when these ideologues and preachers were allowed into Europe in this unfettered asylum. The spark hit the gas, and you saw huge radicalization.

The situation with American Muslims is so vastly different from beginning to end.

If you’re a Muslim immigrant in the U.S. you’re here because you could come here.

You’re here because you could afford to be here. You’re not here as a guest worker.

That explains why Muslims in the U.S., who are very well integrated into almost every level of society, are also so well-off, so solidly middle class. Sixty percent of American Muslims own their own home.

The median income for a Muslim household in America is larger than the median income of a non-Muslim household.

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Zero tolerance?

Officials respond to surge in school violence

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n Jan. 17, campus police arrested a 16-year-old Savannah High School student who attacked a classmate. It was one of many fights at the school that day, but this one was particularly brutal.

The victim had a bottle of milk knocked out of his hand. When the milk spilled on other students, the victim and the suspect got into a fight.

The suspect grabbed the victim, put him in a headlock, and rammed his head into a glass trophy case. The victim had to be taken to Candler Hospital for stitches.

The next day, two girls began fighting near the cafeteria, and just down the hall, a male student was attacked by four others. On Jan. 23, it was Beach High School’s turn when three students attacked a fourth, striking him in the head -- with a belt buckle.

The victim ended up at Memorial for stitches and two of his assailants ended up in jail. One of the students was carrying a box cutter, but it wasn’t used in the attack.

The worst was yet to come. On Feb. 26, an unannounced search was conducted at Johnson High School and drugs, a knife and a razor blade were seized. Later, a student was attacked by four classmates, and when Principal Freddie Gilyard intervened, Gilyard was knocked down.

When classes were dismissed for the day, a third fight broke out in a hallway. In all, five students were arrested on weapons and drug charges.

It’s not just high schools. On Feb. 22, a 14-year-old DeRenne Middle School student was detained for attacking a smaller classmate and striking him in the head. The inciJoe Buck dent was caught on video by another student, who posted it on YouTube.

Portable metal detectors have been set up at Johnson High School and students must pass through them, while throughout the district, hall monitors are being used.

Only 5 percent of the district’s students are considered discipline problems. The district has its own campus police force, which includes investigators and patrol officers. All high and middle schools have officers that are assigned to them each day.

In response to the incidents, a press conference was held Feb. 28 at the Whitney Administrative Complex. “Our schools will be a safe environment for all real students -- period,” Superintendent Thomas Lockamy said.

“If a student is involved in fighting, bullying, gang activity or drug activity then they are not welcome in our schools,” Lockamy said. “They will be eliminated from our schools. They will be expelled.”

Lockamy said that students who are expelled won’t be allowed to attend alternative schools. “The few will not ruin the educational experience for the many,” he said.

For parents, Lockamy had a stern warning. “We are educators, not parents,” he said.

School board President Joe Buck and members of the board were present for Lockamy’s announcement. “I speak on behalf of the board to say enough is enough,” Buck said.

“Violence against students and school personnel will not be tolerated at any level,” he said. “Any, and I say again, any acts that relate to violence -- bullying, drugs, weapons, gangs, and most especially, fighting -- will be pursued at the highest level of sanction.

“To those parents who believe that they have no responsibility for their children and who leave it all up to the schools, we say that we will no longer assume that responsibility,” he said.

“If your children see violence, bullying, drugs, and gangs as the only answer for their lives, they have no place in the school system. You, as parents, gave them breath and you must assume full responsibility for their futures.”

Campus Police Chief Ulysses Bryant has been on the front lines of the battle. “The superintendent and board are sending a clear and present message -- we will not tolerate violence and misbehavior,” he said.

“I’m not going to say it’s gotten worse,” Bryant said. “We’ve had challenges in the past.”

James Putney, the 6th District director of the Georgia PTA, says the media has focused on the recent incidents. “The problems are in all the schools,” he said. “There are so many incidents we don’t hear about.”

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Council confirms St. Patrick’s changes

The long-standing tradition of staking out the squares on St. Patrick’s Eve is no more.

On Feb. 28, the Savannah City Council approved the permit for the 184th annual St. Patrick’s Day parade, but there are some strings attached. No one can enter the squares or reserve territory before 6 a.m. on the March 14 parade day -- not even GreatUncle Harry, who’s been guarding the “family spot” for the last 50 years.

Make sure you eat and go to the bathroom before you leave home. Grills, amplified music, advertising and -- especially -- public urination will not be allowed.

Forget kissing soldiers, cadets or bellies.

Barricades will be placed on Lafayette and Chippewa squares, as well as on the corner of East Broad and Bay streets.

A parade shuttle will run from Oglethorpe Mall to the downtown area between the hours of 7 a.m. and 5 p.m., but it will cost $5 per adult.

The council also approved a resolution for the annual blowout. This year’s St. Patrick’s Day Festival will take place on March 14 and 15 on River Street.

Party Central will be bounded on the north by the Savannah River, by Factors Walk on the south, by Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard on the west and the East Broad Street Ramp on the east.

That area will be designated the River Street Controlled Zone. City Manager Michael Brown was authorized to implement regulations and controls that will be in effect in the controlled zone on March 14 from 8 a.m. to 1 a.m. and March 15 from 8 a.m. to 3 a.m. The wrist-band fee was set at $5.

As usual, River Street will be closed to traffic throughout the duration. Bay Street also will be closed beginning at 8 p.m. on March 14 and 15.

Want to party? The gated entrances to River Street will be located at Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard, Lincoln Street and East Broad Street.

But don’t party too hearty. Police will have their very own 3 to-6-foot buffer area next to the river. Six lighting towers will be installed on River and Bay streets to illuminate dark areas and discourage illegal activity.

The council also approved portable toilet rental -- 308 units in all. Of those, 12 will be used during Tara Feis on March 8 and 296 will be used for St. Patrick’s Day events.

One matter has not been resolved. The council is trying to arrange nighttime shuttles out of the Historic District, but negotiations with Chatham Area Transfer have been stalled by labor rules, and local trolley companies refuse to offer the service without a police officer riding on board each and every trolley. w

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In February, while browsing the winter sale at Gaucho’s Bull Street shop, I found myself in a spontaneous conversation with three women: the sales assistant, a longtime downtown resident, and a secondhome Savannahian, grateful to be back in our mild climate after a week in the cold at her Pennsylvania abode.

Super Museum Sunday, the sugar refinery explosion, whether or not a pair of jeans fit—such was the gist of our conversation, when the second home woman—I’ll call her Penny in honor of her home state—asked us about local fundraising activities for breast cancer awareness.

As we flipped through our mental Rolodex files to no avail, Penny turned to face us from the sweater display she was perusing, planted her feet and squared up her shoulders.

“These aren’t mine,” she said, pointing with both index fingers to her breasts.

This slender, toned woman, dressed for a workout, with perfect hair and makeup, told us she’d had a double mastectomy, reconstructive surgery and chemo after breast cancer. When was she ill? I don’t remember, but her thick shoulder-length hair suggested it’s been a while.

In the weeks after that shopping outing I’ve forgotten Penny’s real name, but I remember her energy, her physical fitness, her zeal for increasing breast cancer awareness, and her comment that since coming to Savannah she hasn’t encountered a local presence for her favorite cause, Susan G. Komen for the Cure.

As it turns out, the Coastal Georgia affiliate of Komen for the Cure has only been around for 18 months, according to Nancy Johnson, the affiliate’s board president. The board has been busy getting organized and has sponsored Komen on the Go, an educational program. To date they’ve taken that program out to coastal Georgia college students, to Brunswick, and to schools and hospitals in Savannah and nearby.

In the last quarter, the coastal affiliate received a $40,000 grant from Kroger, and has just been approved by the national Komen for the Cure organization to host a Race for the Cure sometime next year.

They’ve also given away almost $70,000 this year to support breast cancer awareness in coastal Georgia. The grants went to agencies offering screening and education for African American women, Hispanic

women, the working poor, and women who are high risk but under age 40, and are therefore ineligible for federally funded screening programs for over-40 women.

Johnson, the administrator for the Lewis Cancer and Research Pavilion, estimates that 430 new cases of breast cancer are diagnosed at Savannah’s two major health systems each year. The key to survival is early detection.

She quotes Georgia statistics from 2000 to 2004 showing that only 51% of white patients and 41% of black patients were diagnosed in the earliest stages of the illness, when the likelihood of survival is highest.

When she worked in Miami, Florida in 2005, “we were up to 69% and 70% diagnosis in the localized disease, early stage, when you have a better chance of curing. We had a Komen affiliate there that I served on and I know it makes a difference. In South Florida we were able to increase the survival rates.”

On March 24, raising money for the local chapter of Komen for the Cure will be just a joyride away. A designated fleet of new, silver sportscars with pink detailing will roll into Critz BMW for the Ultimate Drive, a one-day test drive fundraiser. For every mile driven, by anyone over 21 with a driver’s license, BMW USA will donate one dollar to the local Komen affiliate.

Although Critz has been a stop on the BMW Komen fundraising route at least since 1999, last year was the first time that the funds raised in Savannah stayed in town, according to Lisa Kessel of Critz BMW. Last year, 209 test drives logged 3077 miles.

Since transporting the cars to the next city is included in the count, the 2007 mileage (and dollar) total for the Savannah event was 5661.

My inner tree hugger winces a bit at using fossil fuels to drive a 14-mile circular route, but with BMW’s vehicles getting 24 to 29 miles per gallon, these cars will raise that equivalent in dollars for every $3.25 or so spent on gas. That’s a much better return per dollar than for many fundraising efforts, and for many less worthy car trips.

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Your brain on crack

An officer traveling east on Anderson Street saw a pickup truck traveling eastbound. The driver was making lane changes without signalling and without a tag light.

The driver turned on the left signal and made a left turn onto Paulsen Street, then a left turn into Henry Lane. The officer went to Henry Street to observe the vehicle, and saw it stay idle in the lane, then after about a minute, it went westbound.

The officer stopped the truck and the driver told him she was a “little bit lost”. The officer asked for her driver’s license, but the woman said she didn’t have it on her.

A passenger in the truck handed the officer his driver’s license. When the officer ran the driver’s information through dispatch, she was found not to have a driver’s license but she did have a warrant for failure to appear.

The woman was arrested for the warrant and driving while unlicensed. The officer put handcuffs on her and placed her in the squad car until a second officer arrived to perform a search. While the woman was in the squad car, the officer noticed her shifting around. The officer advised her not to put anything in the vehicle.

A canine officer was brought to the vehicle and alerted. An off-white crack-rocklike substance, which later tested positive for cocaine, was found behind the driver’s seat. A crack pipe was found in the back of the squad car. A push rod commonly used to pack a crack pipe was found in the woman’s purse.

The passenger was left with the vehicle because he was the owner. The woman was taken to the Chatham County Detention Center, and the crack pipe and cocaine were logged into the property room.

• A man staying at an Abercorn Street hotel told police he went to another room to speak with a co-worker and when he knocked on the door, another man answered.

The co-worker jumped out of bed and before he could react, struck him in the face. The man had a swollen, black right eye. The suspect said the victim came to his room and refused to leave. He said he told him to leave and then he “put him out.”

He said he didn’t strike the victim at any time. Two witnesses stated they went back to bed after the victim came to the room and neither saw what happened.

• A woman told police she came out of a Gwinnett Street grocery store and noticed that her vehicle had a different tag.

Her tag was reported as stolen, and police checked the tag that had been left in its place. It came back as belonging to a Savannah man with an entirely different

type of car.

• Police were called in response to a purse snatching that occurred on Penn Waller Road. The victim told an officer that her boyfriend demanded that she give him her pain pills. When she refused, he snatched the purse off her shoulder, breaking the straps, and then hit her in the left side of the face.

The officer didn’t notice any visible injuries, and the woman refused treatment by EMS. She said she had taken the pills and left the empty bottle in her purse, along with two antibiotics.

The woman said her boyfriend is addicted to pain pills and has been abusive to her in the past. She said her bank card, checkbook and $2 in cash also were in the purse.

Police went to the apartment the two share to speak with the suspect. He told them he didn’t know anything about the victim’s purse or its contents.

• A man told police that his truck had been stolen from a fenced-in lot on Tremont Road, then later saw it on a pile at a recycling company.

He said he approached the owner of the recycling company and asked how his truck had gotten there. The owner told him that another man had sold the truck to him. The owner contacted the seller and told him to call the truck’s owner and return the truck to him. The victim said the suspect did contact him and agreed to return the truck’s engine and transmission, but never showed up.

The owner of the recycling company said the suspect did remove the truck from his site. The victim said he went to the suspect’s address to ask about the truck, but said the suspect pretended not to know which truck he meant.

A copy of the bill of sale and the suspect’s I.D. were taken from the recycling company by police and logged in as evidence. w

All cases from recent Savannah/Chatham Police Department incident reports.

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Can’t Possibly Be True

Rather than pay the fines, totaling the equivalent of about $350 (and retain his license, since his record was otherwise clean), Munir created his own death certificate to get the charges dismissed. Said an official, “I have never known anyone to go to such lengths (over speeding tickets).” The judge also revoked Munir’s license.

port, the woman said she was too terrified ever to report the crimes to police or to her husband. Once, said the husband, he came home unexpectedly about 9 a.m. and found the bedroom door locked and a struggle occurring inside (hearing “Get off me!” and “You’re hurting me!”). After the husband pounded on the door, Chamberlin walked out, leaving the wife “crying hysterically and trembling.”

However, the husband said that his wife declined to explain the situation and that he didn’t question her (not wanting to upset her further, since she had recently had surgery).

Inexplicable

In January, Derry, N.H., Town Administrator Gary Stenhouse told Thomas Souhlaris that he’d have to move his sausage stand because he was trespassing on city property. Souhlaris had set up the stand at the town’s garbage transfer station, and Stenhouse said there might be municipal liability issues, especially if other food vendors followed Souhlaris and set up stands at the dump.

In January, Shafkat Munir, 26, was sentenced to 12 months in jail for an attempted hoax in Lancashire County, England, in 2007 after receiving three speeding tickets.

and that when no offer came, “I made up what I wanted to be reality.” Hart did not elaborate on what conceivable useful outcome he could have expected from the ruse.

When These People Vote, Theirs Count as Much as Yours

During the media hoopla on Feb. 5, about that day’s 24-state “Super Tuesday” “national primary” for president, enthusiastic voters called election offices for the addresses of their polling places so they could run down and vote: 400 called in Virginia (but its primary would be the following week); 1,000 called in Dallas (its primary would be a month later); “hundreds” called in Florida (its primary was the week before).

At least six people were lined up to vote by 6:30 a.m. at one precinct in Milwaukee (Wisconsin’s primary would be two weeks later).

lems: building unisex restrooms and preventing bullying.

Thinning the Herd

A 39-year-old man fell to his death while trying to slide down a banister in the Hollywood & Highland Center mall in Los Angeles in January. And three more people died recently as a result of disrespecting railroad tracks: a 42-year-old man, hit by a train on tracks near Burlington, Ill., while listening to his iPod (September); a 31-yearold man, hit by a train in Berkeley, Calif., while talking on his cell phone (November); and another man, hit by a train in San Leandro, Calif., also while on his cell phone (December). w

Stop abusing the trees.

Recurring Themes

It’s not quite the 2006 News of the Weird story of the kindergarten-bound Broward County, Fla., boy diagnosed with gender identity disorder at age 5, but there will apparently still be steep problems for parents, teachers and students in Highlands Ranch, Colo., when a second-grade boy soon enters third grade as a girl. One student’s parent said there’ll surely be an issue of, “Why are you in a dress this year when you were in pants last year?” Among the school’s prob-

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Names in the News

Arrested in October for vehicular assault in Tacoma, Wash. (after which he told a police officer that he had “definitely had a few”): Mr. Glen Alan Casebeer. The victim of a vehicular assault in McMinn County, Tenn., in January (in which his wife allegedly tried to run him over): Mr. King Money Tarzan Jenkins.

Arrested for DUI near Burleson, Texas, in January (after crashing into a house): Mr. Bryan Scott Moron. Falsely accused of kidnapping a 17-year-old girl in Oshkosh, Wis., in November: a previously convicted sex offender, Mr. Pheuk Kue.

Creme de la Weird

In February, on “signing day,” when hundreds of highly recruited high school football players announced which colleges they would attend, lineman Kevin Hart of Fernley (Nev.) High School met local reporters with his coach at his side and dramatically chose the University of California over the University of Oregon. However, when the reporters called those colleges’ coaches for reactions, they learned that Hart had not been meaningfully recruited by either school, or any other prominent one.

Hart explained two days later that he passionately wanted to play at a major school

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Two Park Vista High School girls who admitted that they swiped money off the table of a Girl Scout selling cookies at a supermarket in Boynton Beach, Fla., in January told WPBF-TV later that they had no remorse. Said one (on camera): “We went through all that effort to get (the money).

We got all these charges (against us), and Unclear on the Concept we had to give the money back. I’m kind of On Nov. 30, for a social justice project at pissed.” Added the other, “I’m not sorry. I’m Cheektowaga Central High School (Buffalo, just pissed that I got caught.” The victim’s N.Y.), students spent an 18-degree night in mother said that the girls returned to the cardboard boxes on the school’s lawn, in supermarket the next day and taunted the supposed solidarity with the area’s homeless little girl. population. According to a Buffalo News reIn February, a court in Dubai, United port, the suffering students brought DVD Arab Emirates, sentenced Briton Keith players to watch movies inside their boxes, Brown, 43, to the standard four-year miniate donated Dunkin’ Donuts and pizzas, and mum term in prison for violating the counducked into the school’s heated gym whentry’s extreme “zero tolerance” drug laws, ever they got too cold or bored. even though the only drug found was a “speck” (0.003 grams) of cannabis caught in The Classic Middle Name the tread of his shoe and discovered only be(all new) cause the Dubai airport uses sophisticated Arrested and awaiting trial for murder: drug-detection equipment. Previously, a Bobby Wayne Ledbetter, Northport, Ala. Canadian man was imprisoned for “posses(February); Michael Wayne Adams, Fairfax sion” of three poppy seeds (from a bread roll County, Va. (February); David Wayne he had eaten at Heathrow Airport in Cole, West Nottingham, Pa. (October).

London) that had fallen into his Confessed to murder: Calvin Wayne clothing as he prepared for a Inman, Houston (February). flight to Dubai.

Sentenced for murder: Jerrell Wayne Roy Chamberlin, 29, uniforms Stanley, Orange, Texas (October). has been charged with 1,100 Executed for murder: Michael helped school criminal counts in connecWayne Richard, Huntsville, Texas tion with what Pennsylvania discpline (September). Already serving time police said was a series of for other crimes but expected to nearly 200 rapes against a be charged with as many as nine married woman in Potter murders based on recent DNA Township (and had his first evidence: Timothy Wayne Krajcir, court hearing in January).

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Glacial Surge

Researchers from the British Antarctic Survey (BAS) say they have discovered that a 5.3 group of glaciers covering an area the size of Texas has begun to flow into the ocean at an accelerated rate during the 4.9 past year. They warn that if the trend were to continue, sea level o +111 could rise worldwide by nearly Podor, 10 inches over a period of several Senegal decades. Satellite observation of the West Antarctica glaciers recorded acceleration of about 1 percent per year through the 1990s. But measurements taken by a BAS team show that ice flowing into the ocean has accelerated 7 percent in a single seaWeek Ending February 29, 2008 son. One possible cause is that a deep ocean current may be unnificant damage before dissipating a second dercutting the ice and lubricating its flow. time.

Another theory is that recently discovered geothermal activity may be melting the base African Elephant Cull of the ice, helping it slide toward the sea.

South African wildlife officials say they will be forced to begin Earthquakes culling the country’s elephants The strongest seismic event to later this year as the last available rock the United Kingdom in option to control a population nearly 25 years caused light damexpanding out of control. Since a ban on age from Scotland to England’s killing the animals was established in 1995, southern coast. One man was the number of elephants in South Africa has injured when a chimney smashed through risen from about 8,000 to 18,000. Similar the roof of his bedroom in South Yorkshire. increases have been observed in other parts • Earth movements were also felt in western of southern Africa. The World Wildlife Fund Sumatra, southwest China’s Sichuan prov(WWF) and other environmental groups ince and northern Venezuela. acknowledge that limited available habitat makes the cull necessary. “We all love our Reincarnated Storm elephants, they are the most charismatic Remnants of former Tropical icon of Africa. But we don’t have the luxury Cyclone Hondo moved westward to allow one species to dominate and alter over the Indian Ocean, coalescing the composition of our natural assets,” said several days later into a reconstiWWF’s Rob Little. Since elephants have tuted storm. Hondo brought been observed mourning the loss of family heavy rainfall and storm-force winds to members, wildlife authorities say entire famReunion and Mauritius, but caused no sigilies will be culled together to reduce

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Weeks of ongoing downpours have created the worst flooding disaster to strike Ecuador in a decade. More than 3 million people, a quarter of the population, have been affected, including 265,000 residents who have been forced to evacuate their homes. The EFE news agency reports roads are washed out and electricity and telephone service has been disrupted, leaving some rural areas effectively cut off while parts of several cities are underwater. Bolivia, Peru, Colombia and Argentina have also faced severe flooding in recent weeks.

Meek Inherit the Sea

The annual pall of smoke from illegal land-clearing fires on Sumatra has spread to neighboring Malaysia and Singapore four months earlier than usual, environmental authorities warned. Officials in Indonesia “know that we are concerned about this, and I hope they do something about it,” Singapore’s minister for the environment and water resources, Yaacob Ibrahim, told the Straits Times. Singapore officials say they have sent satellite images of the Sumatran hotspots to Indonesia in hopes they will extinguish them. Reports from Sumatra say that choking smoke from the flames is also forcing people there to remain indoors. Indonesian meteorologists confirm that a total of 349 hot spots from forest and bush fires were detected on satellite images during a single day. Thunderstorms were said to have extinguished many of them.

Industrialized fishing operations worldwide are leaving behind a population of timid fish less able to breed and maintain their habitat, according a new study by Australian and Canadian researchers. “Fish with bold personalities are more active in finding food and grow fast, but are quickly removed by commercial fishing,” said Peter Biro from the University of Technology Sydney. He said that the link between boldness and growth meant that shy, slow-growing fish are the ones being left behind. The scientists simulated an intensive gillnet fishery, where mesh nets are cast over large areas to catch as many fish as possible, in two experimental lakes stocked with rainbow trout in Canada. They say they found the survivors of commercial harvesting tended to be meek, less active and carrying fewer eggs. w

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A living legend of Newgrass Award-winning mandolinist Sam Bush returns to the Lucas

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ot surprisingly, neither Kid Rock or Elton John responded to Connect’s interview requests in advance of their respective upcoming Civic Center concerts. However, that didn’t prevent me from coming up with a batch of questions for both superstars. Just for a laugh, I’ve mixed them up, and you can test your knowledge of both artists by matching each question to its intended recipient. The answers are below. Good luck!

1. You were born Robert James Ritchie. Is there anyone in the world for whom you would still answer to that name?

chops and musical vocabulary to tackle traditional bluegrass, but the imagination and desire to move beyond those confines.

“The group that’s coming with me on this tour is phenomenal. On both electric and upright bass, I’ve got the great Byron House. Our drummer is Chris Brown, who brings a jazz sensibility. Our banjo player is Scott Vestal, who plays the five-string as well as banjo synthesizer, which gives us keyboard sounds as well. Stephen Mougin, plays acoustic and electric guitar. He’s a very good mandolinist, but there’s no need for that! (laughs) He can really bust ass at bluegrass or whatever you throw at him.”

“So, we’ll bring vocals, instrumentals, reggae, bluegrass and jazz-rock. I’ve always been interested in a variety of music, so we try to display that. It’s just a fun, positive energy show. ‘Cause, you know, we want the audience to forget about everything else while we’re playing. We just entertain through music, though. We’re not wellversed in dance steps. (laughs)” Bush calls Savannah one of his favorite places to play, and traces his love affair with our city back to one of the first road trips he ever made as a musician.

“In 1971, when I was 19, my band The Bluegrass Alliance used to play the downstairs of the Boar’s Head restaurant, which they called The Other End. And back then, that street by the river wasn’t exactly a tourist attraction! Now, looking back, I’d probably be scared of a lot of the people we were hanging out with. (laughs) “That was back when you’d get booked for two weeks at a time. We’d stay at the beach and have lunch at Mrs. Wilkes’ every day. It was affordable and they’d give you all you could eat, which was what we needed.

It was a great experience.” w Sam Bush & Band play the Lucas Theatre 8 pm Saturday. Old-school country act The Charlie Pate Trio opens. Tickets $40-$15 at www.lucastheatre.com (or 525-5050).

2. You were born Reginald Kenneth Dwight. Is there anyone in the world for whom you would still answer to that name?

3. At the 2006 Billboard Music Awards, you performed the ZZ Top classic “Tush” alongside Billy Gibbons and Nickelback. What were you thinking?

4. At one point in your career, you went into a Chicago hospital to receive treatment for drug abuse, alcoholism, and bulimia (and wound up having hair replacement surgery while you were there). Which was the hardest illness to kick?

5. You starred in the David Spade film Joe Dirt, which many felt was an inferior rip-off of comedian David Cross’ Mr. Show character Ronnie Dobbs. Seriously, man, how does Spade get all the chicks?

6. One of your biggest hits was “The Bitch Is Back.” Where had The Bitch been?

7. You made headlines a while back when you “pimp-slapped” Tommy Lee at an awards ceremony for supposedly making a pass at your then-wife Pamela Anderson. You didn’t really believe that marriage would last the long haul, did you?

8. In 2001, you dropped out of a guest spot on a BBC-TV quiz show, so they hired a taxi driver who looked a lot like you as a substitute, and superimposed rude captions about you on screen during its broadcast. Did they make you mad?

9. In 2002, you recorded a duet with Sheryl Crow which was a massive hit on country radio, despite rumors that Crow was embarrassed by the tune and wished it had never been released. What’s her problem?

10. Your wax statue at Madame Tussauds reportedly took over 1,000 hours to complete.

How long does it usually take you to get ready for a party?

11. There always seemed to be confusion about whether or not your late band mate Joe C. was or was not a f***ing midget. What was the final verdict on all of that?

12. You are rumored to be a guest vocalist on the forthcoming Eminem album. Is this true, and if so, how did you two meet?

13. You once admitted to being bisexual, but after divorcing your first wife, you openly identified yourself as a gay man. Have you ever regretted sharing so much of your personal life with the public?

14. You famously called Keith Richard an “arthritic monkey” after he described your Princess Di memorial rewrite of “Candle In The Wind” as just another “song about a dead blonde.” Have you and the monkey made up? w Kid Rock’s Rock & Roll Revival Tour with guests Dickey Betts and Rev. Run plays the Civic Center at 7:30 pm, Saturday. Reserved seats $42 at www.savannahcivic.com (or 651-6556).

Elton John & His Band play there at 8 pm, March 12. Sold out.

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hen superstar mandolinist Sam Bush helped form the trendsetting acoustic string quartet New Grass Revival in 1971, the progressive attitude of its members and the bluegrass-inspired music they made (which incorporated plenty of non-traditional instruments and extended improvisational passages) rubbed a lot of hardcore bluegrass aficionados the wrong way.

“It’s interesting,” recalls Bush. “Because amongst the traditional musicians we always got along really well. But there were certain audience members at specific festivals that would go out of their way a lot of times to make the statement, ‘That ain’t bluegrass!’ And we’d just have to say, well, that’s right. We know it’s not!”

Unbeknownst to those naysayers, what Bush and his cohorts were doing may have seemed like heresy to purists weaned on the strict definition of this American roots music genre, but in reality, New Grass Revival was —in a sense— slapping a fresh coat of paint on a style of country that had up till then been routinely ignored by the majority of the record buying public.

Ironically, the man often charged with trying to demolish or degrade bluegrass was in fact one of its biggest champions.

“We were and I still am a tremendous fan of traditional bluegrass,” Bush offers.

“I still listen to it and have lots on my iPod — as well as plenty of other things. What we were hoping to do, and I believe we succeeded, was to lead folks back to the original folks like Ralph Stanley or Bill Monroe.

If they liked our versions, they could go back and search out the earlier ones.”

Though New Grass Revival officially disbanded in 1989 —after helping to cement the reputations of such esteemed pickers as Bela Fleck, Curtis Burch and John Cowan— Bush has continued on as a wildly popular solo artist and band leader.

The native of Bowling Green, Kentucky has since gone on to play or record with a dizzying list of acclaimed artists, from Shel Silverstein to Shania Twain. He’s released seven LPs under his own name, and recently unveiled his first-ever live DVD. On The Road finds Bush and company tearing through an entire concert, and gives ample reason why of all his albums, his biggest selling CD was recorded live on stage.

That’s where Bush and his versatile, dexterous sidemen shine brightest. According to the band leader, he’s put a great deal of effort into finding players who have the

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Bar tabs bigger than paychecks

Canada’s Celtic punks The Mahones make their Savannah debut

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hat’s it like to be the leader of the longest-running Celtic punk band on the continent? Just ask Finny McConnell.

As the frontman and chief instigator of Toronto, Canada’s The Mahones, he and his rotating cast of bandmembers have the distinction of being one of the earliest (and some say best) exponents of that brash and manic hybrid of traditional Irish folk music and loud, furious rock and roll.

The group, whose material is often likened to both The Replacements and The Ramones (who inspired their name), formed in 1990 and have released nearly ten albums full of bluster and bombast since.

With a legion of devoted fans around the world, and kudos from both Celtic music and punk rock pundits, it’s no wonder they’ve been given props by —and shared the stage with— both legendary icons (such as members of The Pogues), and contemporary stars of the genre (such as the Dropkick Murphys).

I spoke with McConnell a few days before he’d head south of the border for a string of seven U.S. dates (read more of our chat at www.connectsavannah.com).

You band’s been together almost 20 years.

What are the most obvious changes in the Irish punk and rock scenes since you began?

Finny McConnell: Well, back when we started, the scene was not happening like it is today. The Celtic audiences were still a little unsure about mixing the punk vibe into Irish music. People were very indifferent.

Even the Irish were not too excited. Now, bang! — there are Irish punk bands all over the shop. It’s fantastic!

Did you ever think your band would be around long enough to be viewed by many as some sort of elder statesmen in this genre?

Finny McConnell: Well, if I’m viewed that way, then great. I always knew I was going to play music for my living as nothing else really interested me. It just took me 25 years and one 1980s Pogues show at the Hammersmith Palais in London (yes, the same one mentioned in the Clash song) to realize I love the Irish sound. Since I’ve had The Mahones going for 18 years, it seems like this is what I was meant to do. Now, I just need to get paid for all this hard work.

Just kidding (laughs).

Do you feel a lot of pressure as the leader of the band to keep this whole thing moving forward, lest the group’s momentum slow and

The Mahones

their stature possibly decrease?

Finny McConnell: Well, I’m a Leo, so I can be a little lazy and content. These days, I just like to do what feels right — like short tours in nice places. Our recording output has slowed a little bit, but that makes the new CDs even more special (laughs). I will always keep this going because it’s fun and I love the music and playing it live. I’ve never worried about momentum or a decreasing stature. I’m in this for the music, and not any kind of competition shite. It’s all about having fun.

You said once that for the first year or so, this band basically got paid in Guinness and whiskey. Is that an exaggeration?

Finny McConnell: It’s true, our bar tabs were bigger than our paychecks in the early days, for sure!

Savannah’s known for its Irish roots and St. Patrick’s Day celebration. How is our town perceived in the Celtic punk and rock world?

Finny McConnell: To be honest, I don’t know. This is our first show there. But, I’ve been twice before as a fill-in guitarist for The Peelers, and the place rocks.

What can folks expect from your upcoming performance? What sort of lineup are you carrying these days, and will the set be drawn from across the group’s entire career, or mostly focus on recent material?

Finny McConnell: Expect a very high energy performance. Mainly really fast songs from across our whole career. We tour with four or five pieces. I don’t like the band to be too large, as we tend to bump into each other onstage. (laughs) It also means more people are trying to steal your drinks! w The Mahones play Murphy’s Law Irish Pub Thursday at 9 pm. $10 admission. Listen & Learn at: www.themahones.net.

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When it comes to original indie-rock, HPI is one of Savannah’s best-kept secrets. They write slightly grungey (and insidiously catchy) sing-along guitar pop that nods to both the Riot Grrrl scene as well as the glory days of power-pop and early ‘90s acts like Madder Rose or the first incarnation of Liz Phair. However, their seeming disinterest in moving beyond the occasional low-profile local show have kept them under the radar of most in town who would actually dig them. If you’re looking for an energetic stage show, you’ll likely come away disappointed, but if you appreciate great, hooky alt.rock with edgy female vocals, you’ll make this show. Atlanta’s all-girl up-and-comers The Coathangers open with a screechy set of bratty, minimalist combo organ and guitar-based new-wave garage rock tunes about cheating boyfriends, Tonya Harding and staying the hell outta their way.

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Whether you term their music modern psychedelia or agrarian Americana, they’ve attracted the attention of bigger acts like My Morning Jacket, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah and The Raconteurs — all of which have taken them on tour as a support act to help spread the word. They’re truly one of the most buzzworthy indie bands in the U.S. today (and one of the only ones that regularly draws comparisons to both The Band and The Beach Boys!). Hot on the heels of both an appearance on the Conan O’Brien show and the release of a limited-edition 7-inch single featuring a remix by none other than Beck, they’re stopping here on their way to Fl.’s Langerado Fest.

This Philly-based octet is the sort of group that should be playing our market more often, but doesn’t (you can thank an independent, L.A. based promoter for routing them our way, rather than a local booker) — so if you lament Savannah’s relative lack of shows by well-known alt.rock groups that don’t lean toward either punk, metal or trail mix, you may want to come out and support this refreshing gig.

AA Bondy (formerly of the little-known, but highly respected Al. alt.pop act Verbena) opens with some introspective, minimalist songwriting. Listen & Learn: www.drdogmusic.com. Thurs., 9 pm (supposedly, but call Ben Folds first, as this venue’s shows usually start late), Whether writing and recording his own The Jinx. charming and mildly wicked piano-based “punk for sissies”, or producing and arrang‘The Fresh Aire Music of ing 2004’s almost sickeningly great William Mannheim Steamroller’ Shatner comeback LP Has Been, this irreBefore composer/producer Chip Davis pressible singer/songwriter has cut a fairly created this pioneering New Age orchestral singular figure in today’s music biz. rock group in 1975, he also played a pivotal First drawing widespread acclaim with role in creating fictional country singer C.W. his snarkily-named trio the Ben Folds Five, McCall who scored big with the novelty tune he’s worked as a solo artist for almost a de“Convoy”, among others. Now, it seems Davis cade now, steadily turning out albums full has fallen back on that M.O., by hiring a of clever, dry-witted, adult pop music with bunch of anonymous session musicians to hit a melancholy edge that draw deserved comthe road and recreate the look and sound of parisons to some of the work of Elton John Mannheim Steamroller — without him actuand Jackson Browne. His unpredictable ally having to leave the house. solo shows are famed for the rapport Folds Known for their anthemic, swirling memaintains with his fans, and the last time he lange of bombastic, classical-based instruplayed Savannah the show sold out quickly. mental rock and pop, the actual group I’m told there are still plenty of good seats (which has released eight smash albums, as left for this return engagement, but they’re well as eight equally successful Christmasgoing fast, so grab one quickly if you apprethemed discs and 14 other full-length efforts) ciate singular talent with a flair for workhas sold close to 30 million records in this ing a crowd. Listen & Learn: www.benfolds. country alone (!), and the multi-generational com. Tickets are $35 at www.lucastheatre. appeal of their sound has inspired such simcom (or call 525-5050). Fri., 8 pm, Lucas ilar acts as the Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

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This show will probably be quite entertaining for M.S. fans, but make no mistake, the exact title gives it away: this is a meticulously honed tribute to Mannheim Steamroller’s music — albeit one that is owned, cast and managed by the band’s founder himself. Kind of like Gallagher II. Reserved seats are $50 - $25 at www.savannahcivic.com or by calling 651-6556. Fri., 8 pm, Civic Center.

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embers of Altan don’t tour as much as they did in the past. They don’t need

playing the whistle at six years of age,” he says. “Then I moved into fiddle.”

East Donegal is also the home of the legendary fiddler Dinny McLaughlin, and Tourish studied with him. In addition to his work with Altan, Tourish has collaborated with other musicians on projects, including non-Irish music.

Listeners in Savannah will hear musical magic when Altan performs. “We do slow songs in Irish, songs in Gaelic, and fast numbers and sets of reels,” Tourish says.

No one is more excited about Altan’s appearance than Bernadette Winters, chair of the annual feis, or festival. “They are one of the premiere Irish groups today,” she says.

“We booked them a good while back in order to get them here.”

The festival has grown into a major highlight event for Savannah, Winters says. “I’m soliciting everyone I know to pray for good weather,” she says.

“Tara Feis is always such a nice day, outdoors in the park. People bring babies, they

bring dogs,” Winters says.

“What it is really about is that we are celto. ebrating our heritage, our roots, our part in Altan has become one of Ireland’s bigthe Savannah community. If we don’t congest names in traditional music. The Boston vey them to the young people, as we move Globe proclaimed them “the hottest group in farther away from the people who actually the Celtic realm these days.” came from Ireland, these traditions will die “Ten years ago, I’d have said we tour out.” eight to nine months out of the year,” says Winters works on Tara Feis virtually fiddler Ciaran Tourish. “Now I’d say three year-round. “I’ve been doing it for 17 years months. We’re all married now, and some now. I feel it’s my contribution to the Irish have kids.” community in Savannah.

Altan currently is on a tour of North “We’ve already got our artists booked for America, and recently appeared in Hawaii. next year,” Winters says. “Next year we’re “We had a great time,” Tourish says. going to have Cherish the Ladies.”

On March 8, Altan will be in Savannah Admission to Tara Feis, including the for the 17th Annual Tara Feis Irish Altan concert, is free. “We keep this as costCelebration, which will be held in Emmet free as we can so people can come out and Park at the east end of Bay Street. “We’ve bring all their kids,” Winters says. been to Georgia, but not at Savannah,” “We try to plan the whole thing as a famTourish says. “We’re looking forward to ily festival,” she says. “There is no alcohol playing in Savannah.” permitted in the park that day. We provide a Altan was founded by flute player lot of entertainment.”

Frankie Kennedy and singer and fiddler Altan will perform twice, at 1:15 p.m.

Mairead Ni Mhaonaigh in and again at 4 p.m. Other Donegal. The duo became a performers will include the Tara Feis 2008 Schedule of Events band in the 1980s, and beSavannah Choral Society, macame so popular Kennedy and The 17th Annual Tara Feis Irish Celebration will be held March 8 from gician Debbie O’Carroll’s Irish Mhaonaigh were able to give Magic Show, the Conrad Hartz 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. in Emmet Park on the east end of Bay Street. It will feaup their teaching careers to be- ture live performances, food, art activities, crafts and games. Admission is Puppet Show, Clover, the come full-time musicians.

Savannah Irish Dancers, the Glo free. For information, call 651-6417 or visit www.savannahga.gov/arts.

Sadly, in the early ninena h’Eireann Irish Dance School ties, Kennedy was diagnosed and a trio comprised of Tom Main Stage with cancer and died after a O’Carroll, Harry O’Donoghue 11 a.m.

Opening Ceremony long illness. The group carand Coleen Settle.

11:30 a.m.

Savannah Irish Dancers ried on, and say his presence is Harry O’Donoghue is the Noon Harry O’Donoghue still very much a part of their emcee and has been a part of 12:30 p.m. Savannah Choral Society music.

Tara Feis from the beginning.

1:15 p.m.

Altan In addition to Mhaonaigh “It’s grown into a great event,” 2:30 p.m.

Glor na h’Eireann Irish Dance School and Tourish, members of O’Donoghue says.

3 p.m.

Tom O’Carroll, Harry O’Donoghue and Coleen Settle Altan are Dermot Byrne, “In the first year, we had a 4 p.m.

Altan Ciaran Curran, Mark Kelly couple of hundred people. I don’t 4:55 p.m.

Closing remarks and Daithi Sproule. Byrne, an know how they gauge it, but I’m accordion player, guested on told 20,000 people came to the Children’s Stage two Altan albums before belast one.”

11:30 a.m. Glor na h’Eireann Irish Dance School coming a full-time member Tara Feis is always held on a 12:15 p.m. Clover in 1994.

Saturday. “This is kind of an Irish 12:30 p.m. Magician Debbie O’Carroll’s Irish Magic Show Curran plays the bouzouki, family weekend,” Winters says.

1:15 p.m.

Conrad Hartz Puppet Show a Greek instrument that is rel“It’s a really great day for families.

1:45 p.m.

Clover atively new to Irish traditional We have everyone from great2 p.m.

Savannah Irish Dancers music. Kelly and Sproule are grandmothers to newborn babies 2:50 p.m.

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Clover Tourish is from Buncrana, 3:45 p.m.

Conrad Hartz Puppet Show in east Donegal. “I started 4:15 p.m.

“Last Fling” featuring tandem Irish dance performances

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Augie’s Pub (Pooler) David Harbuck (Live Music) Locally-based singer/ songwriter/guitarist who’s released a handful of DIY rock/pop/folk CDs (covers & originals).

B & D Burgers (Southside) Trivia w/ Artie & Brad (Other) Starts at 10 p.m.

Bahama Bob’s (Pooler) Karaoke (Karaoke) The Bamboo Room “Georgia Kyle” Shiver (Live Music) Bayou Cafe Chief (Live Music) Rock, Pop, Soul, Blues and Country covers -9 p.m.

Cafe Loco TBA (Live Music) 10 p.m.

Music) Celtic balladeer playing traditional folk and pop tunes on acoustic guitar. Mar 5, Mar 6, Mar 7, Mar 8 Mar 9 King’s Inn Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m.

Live Wire Music Hall Voodoo Soup (Live Music) Tight and polished local funk/soul/rock/fusion group with a wide repertoire of well-known tunes form the ‘60s through the ‘90s that they jam out on with abandon (featuring members of The Permanent Tourists, Argyle and Phantom Wingo).

8 p.m.

Mercury Lounge The Eric Culberson Blues band (Live Music) Internationally-known electric blues trio led by a charismatic vocalist and fiery guitar player (covers & originals).

10 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub Open Mic Night (Live Music) Hosted by Hudson & Markus 8 p.m.

Murphy’s Law Celtic Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m.

One Hot Mama’s BBQ TBA (Live Music) Panini’s Cafe TBA (Live Music) Planter’s Tavern TBA (Live Music) Piano Jazz -7 p.m.

The Quarter Sports Bar TBA (Live Music) Rock, Folk and Blues 10 p.m.

Robin’s Nest Team Trivia (Other) 8 p.m.

Savannah Smiles Dueling Pianos (Live Music) -8:30 p.m.

Savannah Theatre “Hooray For

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Hollywood” (Live Music) An all-new musical revue (with a live band and singers, dancers and actors) paying tribute to the Golden Age of Hollywood with performances made famous by Fred Astaire, Judy Garland, Gene Kelly and Marilyn Monroe, as well as hit songs from more recent blockbusters.

Over 40 films are represented, including “The Wizard of Oz,” “Flashdance,” “O Brother, Where Art Thou” and “Hairspray.” Mar 5, 8 p.m., Mar 6, 8 p.m., Mar 7, 8 p.m., Mar 8, 3 & 8 p.m. Mar 9, 3 & 8 p.m.

Scandals Roy & The Circuit Breakers (Live Music) Solo singer/guitarist with sequenced backing playing pop/rock/ soul/beach hits and originals 8 p.m.

The Sentient Bean Psychotronic Film: WENG WENG in THE IMPOSSIBLE KID (1982, Philippines) (Other) The Psychotronic Film Society of Savannah presents a weekly series of overlooked, rare, foreign and/or critically-acclaimed cult cinema: This ridiculous JAMES BOND rip-off stars the “action star” Weng Weng as Interpol Agent Double-0. Just like Bond, he fights, shoots, conducts espionage, beds women and uses high-tech spy gadgets. Oh yeah, and he’s 2’9” tall midget with a bowl cut. Open to ALLAGES. Seating begins at 7:30 pm.

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Slugger’s 5 Point Productions’ Karaoke (Karaoke) 10 p.m.

Tommy’s Karaoke w/ Jeff & Rebecca (Karaoke) Tropicana Night Club Spitfire Poetry Slam (Other) Spoken Word showcase and competition 8 p.m.

Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt) TBA (Live Music) Pop, rock, country and blues acts 6 p.m.

Venus De Milo DJ In Coma (DJ) 9 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe Karaoke (Karaoke) 8:30 p.m.

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Augie’s Pub (Pooler) David Flannery (Live Music) Rock, pop, blues and folk-oriented tunes sung and played on acoustic guitar (covers & originals).

Augie’s Pub (Richmond Hill) Thomas Claxton (Live Music) Intense, solo acoustic guitarist and singer (who also fronts local hard rock cover band The Long Awaited) playing a wide range of rock and pop (covers & originals).

Barnes & Noble Open Mic (8 p.m.)

(Live Music) B & D Burgers (Southside) TBA (Live Music) Bay Street Blues Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m.

Bayou Cafe Chief (Live Music) Rock, Pop, Soul, Blues and Country covers -9 p.m.

Benny’s Tybee Tavern Karaoke (Karaoke) w/DJ Levis 9:30 p.m.

Bernie’s on River Street Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m.

Blaine’s Back Door #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Chuck’s Bar #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Club One Industrial Resurrection w/ DJ Shrapnel (DJ) 10 p.m.

Creekside Cafe TBA (Live Music) 6 p.m.

Daiquiri Beach Karaoke (Karaoke) 10 p.m.

Doc’s Bar Roy & the Circuit Breakers (Live Music) Fannie’s on the Beach “Georgia Kyle” Shiver & Fiddlin’ Scott Holton (Live Music) 7 p.m.

Fiddler’s Crab House Keith & Ross (Live Music) Roots rock, southern rock and classic rock tunes from a local act incoporating both acoustic guitar and banjo along with vocal harmonies (covers/originals). 9:30 p.m.

Grapevine Gail Thurmond (Live Music) Piano & vocal jazz, country, Latin and standards by a veteran songwriter and recording artist who’s entertained Savannahians for more than a decade 6:30 p.m.

The Grill Beachside TBA (Live Music) 7 p.m.

Hang Fire DJ KZL’s Back to School Ice Cream Social (DJ) Eclectic mix of vintage soul, dub, rock, punk, electro, new wave, glam and exotica from the frontman of both GAM and Superhorse.

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Club 51 Degrees DJ Blue Ice (DJ) Club One #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Creekside Cafe TBA (Live Music) 10 p.m.

Daiquiri Beach Jeremy & Stephen of Argyle (Live Music) Acoustic duo set of classic rock, modern rock and reggae from two siblings in a popular local band (covers/originals) Doubles Lounge DJ Sam Diamond (DJ) Driftaway Cafe Chuck Courtenay & Bucky Bryant (Live Music) Acoustic guitar duo known for their tight vocal harmonies, playing pop, rock and country (covers/originals) 7 p.m.

Fiddler’s Crab House Phantom Wingo (Live Music) Guitar-oriented southern jam-rock band that draws comparisons to the Allmans and Gov’t Mule (covers & originals). 9:30 p.m.

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Hang Fire Karaoke (Karaoke) We don’t really have to explain this, do we? 9 p.m.

Hercules Bar and Grill TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m.

Jazz’d Tapas Bar Jeff Beasley (Live Music) 7:30 p.m.

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Jazz’d Tapas Bar Trae Gurley’s “Swoonatra” (Live Music) Singing thespian’s tribute to ‘Ol Blue Eyes’ golden period 7:30 p.m.

The Jinx Dr. Dog; AA Bondy (Live Music) Critically-acclaimed psychedelic indie-rock band that’s been likened to both The Band and The Beach Boys, and whose recent single was remixed

by Beck; Intense underground singer/ songwriter from Alabama, who was formerly a member of the cult band Verbena. 9 p.m.

John’s & Friends Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. 9 p.m.

Kevin Barry’s Tom O’Carroll (Live Music) Celtic balladeer playing traditional folk and pop tunes on acoustic guitar. Mar 5, Mar 6, Mar 7, Mar 8 Mar 9 Live Wire Music Hall TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m.

Loco’s Deli & Pub (Southside) Team Trivia w/ Kowboi (Other) 7 p.m.

Luther’s Rare & Well Done Branan Logan (Live Music) 9 p.m.

Mansion on Forsyth Park Claire Frazier (Live Music) Experienced jazz vocalist who spent time on the L.A. scene (covers & standards). 5 p.m.

Mercury Lounge The Train Wrecks (Live Music) Hard-rockin’ roots-a-billy quartet blending bluegrass, classic rock, Americana, folk and blues.

Playing originals from their debut CD as well as covers (Johnny Cash, Dylan, Petty, Springsteen, etc...) 10 p.m.

Moon River Brewing Co. Eric Britt (Live Music) Acoustic guitarist/singer playing alt.rock and pop 8:30 p.m.

Murphy’s Law The Mahones (Live Music) One of Canada’s best-known and critically acclaimed Irish punk bands. They have been around for almost 20 years, and cite The Clash, The Pogues, The Who, The Waterboys, Husker Du and The Replacements as key influences. 10 p.m.

Myrtle’s Bar & Grill J. Howard Duff (Live Music) 7:30 p.m.

One Hot Mama’s BBQ TBA (Live Music) 5 p.m.

Planter’s Tavern TBA (Live Music) Piano Jazz -7 p.m.

Plum’s TBA (Live Music) 10:30 p.m.

Pogy’s TBA (Live Music) Robin’s Nest Karaoke (Live Music, Karaoke) 8 p.m.

Savannah Smiles Dueling Pianos (Live Music) -8:30 p.m.

Savannah Theatre “Hooray For Hollywood” (Live Music) An all-new musical revue (with a live band and singers, dancers and actors) paying tribute to the Golden Age of Hollywood with performances made famous by Fred Astaire, Judy Garland, Gene Kelly and Marilyn Monroe, as well as hit songs from more recent blockbusters.

Over 40 films are represented, including “The Wizard of Oz,” “Flashdance,” “O Brother, Where Art Thou” and “Hairspray.” Mar 5, 8 p.m., Mar 6, 8 p.m., Mar 7, 8 p.m., Mar 8, 3 & 8 p.m. Mar 9, 3 & 8 p.m.

The Sentient Bean The Frantic Rabbit Poetry Slam (Other) Spoken word showcase and competition featuring local talent as well as touring acts.

8 p.m.

Slugger’s Trivia w/ Charles & Mikey (Other) 10 p.m.

Spanky’s TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m.

Steamer’s TBA (Live Music) Rock, Country and Pop covers 9 p.m.

Tantra Lounge DJ Cristo (DJ) 10:30 p.m.

Tommy’s Karaoke w/ Jeff & Rebecca (Karaoke) Tropicana Night Club DJ Southstar

Spins Top 40 (DJ) 10 p.m.

Tubby’s Tank House TBA (Live Music) 6 p.m.

Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt) TBA (Live Music) 6 p.m.

Uncle Bubba’s Oyster House TBA (Live Music) 7 p.m.

Venus De Milo DJ Nahah Mean (DJ) Wasabi’s Live DJ Frankie Spins Hip-hop & Electric Fusion (DJ) 8 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe Rhythm Riot (Live Music) High-energy local party band (with both male and female vocals) offering an unusually wide variety of rock, pop, country and hip-hop favorites (covers). 10 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe (Bluffton) TBA (Live Music) 10 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe (Hilton Head) TBA (Live Music) 10:30 p.m.

■ FRIDAY, MARCH 7

A.J.’s Dockside “Georgia Kyle” Shiver (Live Music) American Legion Post 36 Karaoke (Karaoke) The Apex TBA (Live Music) Augie’s Pub (Pooler) High Velocity (Live Music) Well-known local party band (featuring many veteran musicians) playing hard rock, classic rock, southern rock and modern country hits (covers).

Augie’s Pub (Richmond Hill) The Courtenay Brothers (Live Music) Real life acoustic guitar-playing siblings who sing and perform well-known country, rock and pop tunes (covers & originals). 8:30 p.m.

B & B Ale House First Friday Fetish Night (Other, DJ) “Flesh Gordon”themed sci-fi party thrown by local impresario Chris Cook, with voyeuristic and mildly salacious fetish play set to the turntablism of DJ Analog Kid (who won Best Club DJ in our most recent Readers’ Poll), as well as Sex-fi Theatre by The Hellcats. 10 p.m.

B & D Burgers (Southside) TBA (Live Music) 9 p.m.

Baja Cantina TBA (Live Music) 7 p.m.

The Bamboo Room TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m.

Bay Street Blues Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m.

Bayou Cafe Thomas Claxton (Live Music) Intense, solo acoustic guitarist and singer (who also fronts local hard rock cover band The Long Awaited) playing a wide range of rock and pop (covers & originals). Mar 7, 9 p.m., Mar 8, 9 p.m., Mar 14, 3:30 p.m., Mar 15, 5 & 10 p.m. Mar 22, 9 p.m.

Benny’s Tybee Tavern TBA (Live Music) 9 p.m.

Bernie’s on River Street Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m.

Cafe Loco Sammy Patrick (Live Music) Singer/guitarist playing jam, rock, folk and outlaw country on an electrified acoustic instrument (covers & originals). 10 p.m.

Captain’s Lounge #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Club One Local Cast, DJ Jason Hancock (Main Floor) (DJ) Coach’s Corner Chief (Live Music) Rock, Pop, Country and Soul covers 8 p.m.

Crystal Beer Parlor The Beer Parlor Ramblers (Live Music) Dixieland Jazz 7:30 p.m.

Daquiri Island Karaoke (Karaoke) Dewey’s Dockside Karaoke (Karaoke) 6 p.m.

Doc’s Bar Roy & the Circuit Breakers (Live Music) Rock, Pop, Beach, Shag and Soul covers 8 p.m.

Dolphin Reef Lounge & Ocean Plaza The Denny Phillips Duo (Live Music) Rock, Pop and Soul covers 8 p.m.

Doubles Lounge “World Famous” DJ

Sam Diamond (DJ) Driftaway Cafe Larry Broussard (Live Music) Singer/songwriter/guitarist playing classic rock, blues, current hits and his own originals. 6:30 p.m.

El Picasso Karaoke (8 p.m.) (Karaoke) Fannie’s on the Beach TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m.

Fiddler’s Crab House Jon Doe (Live Music) Local hard-rocking funk party band that leans heavy on the George Clinton - “Maggot Brain†school of screaming electric leads and extended jams (covers & originals).

9:30 p.m.

Friendly’s Tavern 2 #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Gayna’s Bar Karaoke (9 p.m.)

(Karaoke) Hang Fire Dope Sandwich Productions (Live Music, DJ) Live hip-hop and rap from a local collective with numerous DJs and MCs. 10 p.m.

Hercules Bar and Grill Chief (Live Music) Rock, Pop, Country and Soul covers 8 p.m.

Hyatt Regency TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m.

The Island Grill TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m.

Jazz’d Tapas Bar The Jeff Beasley Band (Live Music) Early rock & roll, grooving blues and Cajun-tinged Americana form a local group that will soon release their second indie CD (covers & originals). 9 p.m.

Jen’s & Friends TBA (Live Music) Acoustic Rock, Pop, Country and Soul covers/originals 10 p.m.

The Johnny Mercer Theatre “The Fresh Aire Music of Mannheim Steamroller” (Live Music) New Age orchestral rock concert featuring the music of the immenseley popular group Mannheim Steamroller - but not featuring the actual bandmembers. This is an official tribute production overseen by M.S. founder Chip Davis (who is not part of the show). 8 p.m.

John’s & Friends Eat Mo’ Music (Live Music) Mostly instrumental soul-jazz combo of trumpet, drums, bass and wah guitar, anchored by several area music educators. It’s all funky and dance-oriented, but as the night goes on, they rock it up a little more (covers & originals). 9 p.m.

Kasey’s Gourmet Grille The Two Originals (Live Music) AKA Rich and Dan, these two local singing acoustic guitarists offer up an evening of wellknown jazz, rock, blues and Grateful Dead covers, as well as some of their own self-penned material, throughout dinner service. 7:30 p.m.

Kevin Barry’s Tom O’Carroll (Live Music) Celtic balladeer playing traditional folk and pop tunes on acoustic guitar. Mar 5, Mar 6, Mar 7, Mar 8 Mar 9 Live Wire Music Hall Under The Porch; Lucky Ole Sun; Ralph Sampson’s Paper Jam (Live Music) Three roots-rock and jam-oriented bands with local ties - including members of Turtle Folk (covers & originals). 8 p.m.

Lucas Theatre Ben Folds (Live Music) Solo show by this indie-rock singer/songwriter known for his quirky, melodic piano ballads and offbeat pop tunes. 8 p.m.

Luther’s Rare & Well Done TBA (Live Music) 9 p.m.

Mansion on Forsyth Park Eric Jones; The Roger Moss Qintet (Live Music) Talented solo pianist playing jazz and Latin tunes (covers & originals); Classically trained vocalist offering sassy cabaret numbers, standards from the Great Americna Songbook and unique arrangements of contemporary pop tunes, backed by some of the better local jazz cats. Mar

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Wet Willie’s Live DJ (DJ) 8 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe The Dock Martins (Live Music) 10 p.m.

Yong’s Country Club (formerly the Music Box) TBA (Live Music)

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The Apex TBA (Live Music) Augie’s Pub (Richmond Hill) TBA (Live Music) 8:30 p.m.

The Bamboo Room TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m.

Bay Street Blues Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m.

Bayou Cafe Thomas Claxton (Live Music) Intense, solo acoustic guitarist and singer (who also fronts local hard rock cover band The Long Awaited) playing a wide range of rock and pop (covers & originals). Mar 7, 9 p.m., Mar 8, 9 p.m., Mar 14, 3:30 p.m., Mar 15, 5 & 10 p.m. Mar 22, 9 p.m.

Benny’s Tybee Tavern TBA (Live Music) 9 p.m.

Bernie’s on River Street Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m.

Cafe Ambrosia TBA (Live Music) 7 p.m.

Captain’s Lounge #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Chuck’s Bar #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) City Market TBA (Live Music) 2 p.m.

Club One DJ Hancock (DJ) 10 p.m.

Coastal Georgia Center Scott Ainslie (Live Music) Billed as a “master bluesman and historian”, this guitarist and singer appears in a rural acoustic blues workshop and concert sponsored by the Savannah Folk Music Society.

The 3 pm workshop is free to the public, and the 7 pm concert is a paid event. Ainslie has been actively studying the art form of the blues for three decades and travels far and wide teaching and demonstrating the genre and telling stories of its history.

He has authored a book transcribing Robert Johnson’s fingering techniques and will offer instruction in Delta Blues, Slide Guitar, Open Tunings, and Piedmont/Ragtime Blues. Participants should bring a slide that fits securely on your (little) finger, an audio recording device, paper and pencil are recommended. Those who show up tot ehe evening concert should just bring a set of ears (preferrably functioning!).

Mar 8, 3 & 7 p.m.

Creekside Cafe TBA (Live Music) 7 p.m.

Daquiri Island Karaoke (Karaoke) Dawg House Grill TBA (Live Music) 7 p.m.

DC2 Design DJ Kiah (DJ) 10 p.m.

Deb’s Pub & Grub Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m.

Dewey’s Dockside TBA (Live Music) 6 p.m.

Doc’s Bar Roy & The Circuit Breakers (Live Music) Long-running party band specializing in disco, 60s rock, Motown and vintage soul (covers).

Dos Primos TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m.

Doubles Lounge “World Famous” DJ Sam Diamond (DJ) Emmet Park 17th Annual Tara Feis Irish Celebration (Live Music) Family-friendly festival with live performances, food, art activities, crafts and games hosted with Irish ceremony, tradition and hospitality.

A free, non-alcoholic event geared towards families and children. Things

begin with an opening ceremony headed by local and international dignitaries. The main stage features traditional Irish dancing and live performances by local notables such as Harry O’Donoghue and the Savannah Choral Society, plus two shows by internationally-acclaimed Celtic music group Altan, arguably Ireland’s biggest name in traditional music. 11 a.m.

Fannie’s on the Beach Randy “Hatman” Smith (Live Music) Beach, Boogie & Blues from a solo guitarist “with the full band sound” 8 p.m.

Fiddler’s Crab House Listen 2 Three (Live Music) Young, local power trio wiht a growing following that’s known for bluesy, commercial, modern poprock in the John Mayer vein (covers & originals). 9:30 p.m.

French Quarter Cafe TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m.

Gayna’s Bar Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m.

Glazer’s Pub TBA (Live Music) 9 p.m.

Grapevine Gail Thurmond (Live Music) Piano & vocal jazz, country, Latin and standards by a veteran songwriter and recording artist who’s entertained Savannahians for more than a decade 6:30 p.m.

Hang Fire DJ Jake The Snake and Danny Boy (DJ) 10 p.m.

Hercules Bar and Grill TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m.

Hyatt Regency TBA (Live Music) The Island Grill TBA (Live Music) 9 p.m.

Jazz’d Tapas Bar The Josh Maul Band (Live Music) Funky and tight Richmond Hill-based electric blues trio influenced

by Albert Collins, SRV and Tab Benoit, led by a former member of Bluesonics (covers & originals). 9 p.m.

Jen’s & Friends TBA (Live Music) Acoustic Pop, Rock, Country, Blues & Soul covers/originals 10 p.m.

The Jinx Hot Pink Interior; The Coathangers (Live Music) Local original power-pop/punk quartet fronted by singing guitarist Amy Ochoa, and featuring members of Superhorse and The 8-Tracks; Atlanta-based all-female low-fi garage and new wave act with a growing buzz. 11 p.m.

Juarez Mexican Restaurant (Waters Ave.) Karaoke (Karaoke) Jukebox Bar & Grill TBA (Live Music) 9 p.m.

Kevin Barry’s Tom O’Carroll (Live Music) Celtic balladeer playing traditional folk and pop tunes on acoustic guitar. Mar 5, Mar 6, Mar 7, Mar 8 Mar 9 Live Wire Music Hall The Train Wrecks; Street Circus Symphony (Live Music) Hard-rockin’ roots-a-billy quartet blending bluegrass, classic rock, Americana, folk and blues. Playing originals from their debut CD as well as covers (Johnny Cash, Dylan, Petty, Springsteen, etc...); Soulful, smooth local jazz-rock and pop-funk combo combining elements of R & B, hiphop and indie-rock. They are soon to release a commercially-viable debut CD. 8 p.m.

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Mercury Lounge The Jubal-Kane Blues Band (Live Music) High energy North Carolina blues/boogie band with a strong British revival influence and a standout harp player (covers & originals). Mar 7, 10 p.m. Mar 8, 10 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub Jude (Live Music) Local singer/ songwriter offering well-known rock and pop tunes and his own material on acoustic guitar, cello and percussion (covers & originals). 10 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Richmond Hill) David Harbuck (Live Music) Locally-based singer/ songwriter/guitarist who’s released a handful of DIY rock/pop/folk CDs (covers & originals). 8:30 p.m.

Moon River Brewing Co. TBA (Live Music) 7 p.m.

Mulberry Inn The Champagne Jazz Trio (Live Music) 8 p.m.

One Hot Mama’s BBQ TBA (Live Music) 10:30 p.m.

Planter’s Tavern TBA (Live Music) Piano Jazz -7 p.m.

Pogy’s TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m.

The Quarter Sports Bar TBA (Live Music) Rock, Folk and Blues 10 p.m.

Riders Lounge TBA (Live Music) 9 p.m.

Savannah Smiles Dueling Pianos (Live Music) -8:30 p.m.

Savannah Theatre “Hooray For Hollywood” (Live Music) An all-new musical revue (with a live band and singers, dancers and actors) paying tribute to the Golden Age of Hollywood with performances made famous by Fred Astaire, Judy Garland, Gene Kelly and Marilyn Monroe, as well as hit songs from more recent blockbusters.

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Scandals TBA (Live Music) Rock, Pop, Blues and Country cover bands 9:30 p.m.

Spanky’s Karaoke (9 p.m.) (Karaoke) Steamer’s TBA (Live Music) Acoustic Blues, Rock, Pop & Country covers/ originals 9 p.m.

Stogie’s DJ Paynt & DJ Mself (DJ) Tantra Lounge The Permanent Tourists (Live Music) Tight and polished R & B/soul/funk/rock cover band knwon for impressive vocals. 9:30 p.m. TBA (DJ) Mar 8, 1:30 a.m.

Venus De Milo DJ Chad (DJ) Vic’s on The River Diana Rogers (Live Music) Talented pianist and singer who spent years playing on the NYC super club and piano bar scene (jazz, standards, showtunes, originals). Mar 7, 7 p.m. Mar 8, 7 p.m.

The Warehouse The Josh Maul Blues Band (Live Music) Funky and tight Richmond Hill-based electric blues trio influenced by Albert Collins, SRV and Tab Benoit, led by a former member of Bluesonics (covers & originals). 8 p.m.

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Luther’s Rare & Well Done TBA (Live Music) 10 p.m.

Mansion on Forsyth Park Eric Jones; Arum Rae (Live Music) Solo pinaist offering jazz and Latin tunes; Bewitching female post-modern blues guitarist who mixes in aspects of atmospheric Americana and antifolk into her loungey sets (covers & originals). Mar 8, 5 & 9 p.m.

Mercury Lounge The Jubal-Kane Blues Band (Live Music) High energy North Carolina blues/boogie band with a strong British revival influence and a standout harp player (covers & originals). Mar 7, 10 p.m. Mar 8, 10 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub Figurines; David Flannery (Live Music) Acoustic rock, pop and folk (covers & originals). 10 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Richmond Hill) Jude Michaels (Live Music) Local singer/songwriter playing rock, folk and pop tunes on guitar, cello and percussion (covers & originals). 8:30 p.m.

Moon River Brewing Co. TBA (Live Music) Blues, Jazz, Rock, Pop & Funk covers/originals 8 p.m.

Mulberry Inn The Champagne Jazz Trio (Live Music) 8 p.m.

Murphy’s Law Seldom Sober (Live Music) Up-and-coming local duo of fiddler Colleen Settle and acoustic guitarist and bodhran player Michael Corbett, offering trad Celtic folk tunes and ballads. 5 p.m.

One Hot Mama’s BBQ TBA (Live Music) 10 p.m.

Panini’s Cafe TBA (Live Music) 10 p.m.

Paradiso at Il Pasticcio DJ Matthew Gilbert & DJ Kwaku (DJ) House Music 11:30 p.m.

Planter’s Tavern TBA (Live Music) Piano Jazz -7 p.m.

Pogy’s TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m.

Quality Inn American Pride Karaoke (Karaoke) 8 p.m.

The Quarter Sports Bar TBA (Live Music) Rock, Folk and Blues 10 p.m.

The Savannah Civic Center Kid Rock’s Rock and Roll Revival Tour (Live Music) Massive rock and roll/metal/southern rock and hip-hop show featuring guest appearances by Dickey Betts (exAllman Bros. guitarist) and Rev. Run of RUN-DMC. 7:30 p.m.

Savannah Jazz & Blues Bistro (Bluffton) TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m.

Savannah Smiles Dueling Pianos (Live Music) -8:30 p.m.

Savannah Theatre “Hooray For Hollywood” (Live Music) An all-new musical revue (with a live band and singers, dancers and actors) paying tribute to the Golden Age of Hollywood with performances made famous by Fred Astaire, Judy Garland, Gene Kelly and Marilyn Monroe, as well as hit songs from more recent blockbusters.

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Scandals TBA (Live Music) Rock, Pop, Blues and Country cover bands 9:30 p.m.

The Sea Grill TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m.

The Sentient Bean Snails In Folklore (Live Music) Orlando, Fl.-based indie math-rock quartet known for their “off-kilter post-punk” which, oddly enough, prominently features an old-timey violin. They also incorporate bass, electric guitars, keyboards and percussion along wiht breathy male/ female vocal harmonies. 8 p.m.

Stogie’s DJ Aushee Knights (DJ) House Music & ‘80s hits 10 p.m.

Tantra Lounge Jon Doe (Live Music) Local hard-rocking funk party band that leans heavy on the George Clinton - “Maggot Brain†school of screaming electric leads and extended jams (covers & originals). 10 p.m.

Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt) TBA (Live Music) 6 p.m.

Uncle Bubba’s Oyster House TBA (Live Music) 7 p.m.

Venus De Milo DJ Nick (DJ) 10 p.m.

VFW Club (Hinesville) TBA (Live Music) 9 p.m.

Vic’s on The River Diana Rogers (Live Music) Talented pianist and singer who spent years playing on the NYC super club and piano bar scene (jazz, standards, showtunes, originals). Mar 7, 7 p.m. Mar 8, 7 p.m.

The Warehouse Bottles & Cans (Live Music) Hard-swinging, high-energy garage-blooze in the vein of Tom Waits, “Basement Tapes†-era Dylan and Hound Dog Taylor (covers & originals). 8 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe Electric Boogaloo (Live Music) 10 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe (Bluffton) TBA (Live Music) 10 p.m.

The Wind Rose Cafe TBA (Live Music) 10 p.m.

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A.J.’s Dockside Joey Manning (Live Music) Singing keyboardist/guitarist offering popular hits 7 p.m.

Aqua Star Restaurant (Westin Harbor Hotel) Ben Tucker & Bob Alberti (Live Music) Veteran Jazz Duo (piano & bass) playing standards 11:30 a.m.

Bahama Bob’s (Pooler) Karaoke (Karaoke) Belford’s TBA (Live Music) 6 p.m.

Benny’s Tybee Tavern Roy & the Circuit Breakers (Live Music) Solo singer/ guitarist with sequenced backing playing pop/rock/soul/beach hits and originals 5 p.m.

Bernie’s (Tybee) Karaoke w/DJ Levis (Karaoke) 9 p.m.

Captain’s Lounge #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Daquiri Island Karaoke (Karaoke) Dewey’s Dockside Roy & The Circuit Breakers (Live Music) Rock, Pop, Shag, Blues & Soul hits 5 p.m.

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The Flying Fish Barry Johnson (Live Music) Acoustic Rock, Country, Blues & Pop covers 6 p.m.

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Jazz’d Tapas Bar Ray of Bottles & Cans (Live Music) Solo set by the charismatic frontman, guitarist and singer for local blues/swing/Americana band Bottles & Cans (covers & originals). 7 p.m.

Kevin Barry’s Tom O’Carroll (Live Music) Celtic balladeer playing traditional folk and pop tunes on acoustic guitar. Mar 5, Mar 6, Mar 7, Mar 8 Mar 9 Marlin Monroe’s Surfside Grill TBA (Live Music) 7 p.m.

Mercury Lounge Voodoo Soup (Live Music) Tight and polished local unk/ soul/rock/fusion group with a wide repertoire of well-known tunes form the ‘60s through the ‘90s that they jam out on with abandon (featuring

M members of The Permanent Tourists, Argyle and Phantom Wingo). 10 p.m.

Murphy’s Law Irish Pub Acoustic Session, Celtic Karaoke (Live Music) Traditional Celtic acoustic jam session for pros and amateurs alike, followed

by Karaoke 7 & 9 p.m.

One Hot Mama’s BBQ TBA (Live Music) 6 p.m.

Planter’s Tavern TBA (Live Music) Piano Jazz -7 p.m.

Randy Wood’s Concert Hall Missy Raines & The New Hip (Live Music) This female bassist has won the International Bluegrass Music Association’s Bass Player of the Year Award seven times! She’s best knwon for her work with the Claire Lynch Band, but she leads this new project which is designed to explore fusions between jazz, bluegrass, pop and funk.

They’ll soon release a debut CD, but this is your chance to catch them in an intimate, smoke and alcohol free listening room environment that’s open to ALL-AGES. 7 p.m.

Red Leg Saloon Karaoke w/Frank Nelson (Karaoke) 9 p.m.

Savannah Smiles “Piano-Palooza” (Live Music) Savannah Theatre “Hooray For Hollywood” (Live Music) An all-new musical revue (with a live band and singers, dancers and actors) paying tribute to the Golden Age of Hollywood with performances made famous by Fred Astaire, Judy Garland, Gene Kelly and Marilyn Monroe, as well as hit songs from more recent blockbusters.

Over 40 films are represented, including “The Wizard of Oz,” “Flashdance,” “O Brother, Where Art Thou” and “Hairspray.” Mar 5, 8 p.m., Mar 6, 8 p.m., Mar 7, 8 p.m., Mar 8, 3 & 8 p.m. Mar 9, 3 & 8 p.m.

Sea Dawgs TBA (Live Music) 1 p.m.

Slugger’s 5 Point Productions Karaoke (Karaoke) 10 p.m.

Stages Music & More Branan Logan (Live Music) This showcase venue’s Sunday night series of acoustic shows by regional singer/songwriters continues with an appearance by rising country sensation Branan Logan, who’s starting to draw attention in Nashville with his contemporary C & W (covers & originals). 8 p.m.

Uncle Bubba’s Oyster House TBA (Live Music) Acoustic Blues, Country, Rock, Bluegrass & Pop acts Vic’s on The River James Furshon (Live Music) -7 p.m.

The Warehouse Thomas Claxton (Live Music) Acoustic guitarist/singer playing Rock & Pop covers/originals 7:30 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe (Bluffton) TBA (Live Music) 9 p.m.

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Bayou Cafe Chief (Live Music) Rock, Pop, Soul, Blues and Country covers -9 p.m.

Blueberry Hill Karaoke (Karaoke) The Boathouse The Eric Culberson Blues Band (Live Music) Internationally-known electric blues trio led by an ace guitarist/singer 6 p.m.

Doubles Lounge Live DJ (DJ) Beach Music Driftaway Cafe TBA (Live Music) 7 p.m.

Fiddler’s Crab House Hazy Nation (Live Music) 9:30 p.m.

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Driftaway Cafe TBA (Live Music) 6 p.m.

Fiddler’s Crab House Absylom Rising (Live Music) Miss.-based jam band that mixes bluegrass, funk, rock and jazz. They have a strong Savannah following and stop at this venue regularly on their tours (covers & originals). 9:30 p.m.

Hang Fire Pub Quiz with TTL (Other) Live pop culture team trivia game. 9:30 p.m.

Jazz’d Tapas Bar Diana Rogers (Live Music) Longtime solo pianist playing Jazz, Showtunes & Standards 7 p.m.

The Jinx Alternative Hip-hop Night w/DJ D-Frost & Basik Lee of Dope Sandwich Productions (Live Music, DJ) In addition to the usual underground rap and Top 40 hip-hop, plus late-night Freestyle and Breakdancing battles, this night also marks local rapper Life’s mix-tape release party, wiht special appearanaces from Zone D and Lyrix, both locals as well. 11 p.m.

John’s & Friends Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. 9 p.m.

Kevin Barry’s Frank Emerson (Live Music) Well-known touring singer/guitarist playing traditional Irish music as well as contemporary pop and his own origonals.

Mar 10 Mar 11 Live Wire Music Hall Open Mic Night (Live Music) 8 p.m.

Mercury Lounge Open Jam Night w/The Eric Culberson Blues Band (Live Music) Amateurs & Pros alike can sit in and jam along with a well-known, touring blues trio 10 p.m.

Planter’s Tavern TBA (Live Music) Piano Jazz -7 p.m.

Stogie’s Two Originals (Live Music) Acoustic guitar duo playing Blues, Rock and Jam originals, plus Grateful Dead covers 10 p.m.

Tommy’s Karaoke w/Jeff & Rebecca (Karaoke) Vic’s on The River James Furshon (Live Music) -7 p.m.

Wet Willie’s Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe Chuck Courtenay, Team Trivia w/The Mayor (Live Music) Solo acoustic guitarist/singer playing Pop, Country & Rock hits, followed by a live trivia match 6 p.m.

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Kevin Barry’s Frank Emerson (Live Music) Well-known touring singer/guitarist playing traditional Irish music as well as contemporary pop and his own origonals.

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Live Wire Music Hall Jason Bible & Eric Dunn of The Train Wrecks (Live Music) Americana and roots-rock covers and originals from two key members of a popular locally-based bar band. 8 p.m.

Murphy’s Law Open Mic Night (Live Music) 7:30 p.m.

Scandals DJ Marty Corley (Karaoke) 9:30 p.m.

The Sentient Bean Old-Time Music Jam Session (Live Music) Local Old-Time enthusiast and string-band member Joe Nelson (guitar, bass, mandolin, fiddle, banjo, ukulele, etc...) hosts this free class/jam session in which he shares his knowledge of prerecording industry mountain music and early C & W, and demonstrates playing techniques. Beginners and experienced pickers are encouraged to attend and join in. 6 p.m.

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| Art Patrol compiled by Jim Morekis Art in Opposition — This group

show March 15–April 13 at Indigo Sky Community Gallery, 915 Waters Ave., features ten artists including Marcus Kenney, Jerome Meadows, Scott Boytston, Harry Delorme, Rachel Green, Alissandro Imperato, Asa Chibas in collaboration with Michael Porter, Natalie Von Loewenfeldt and Yi-Hsin Tzeng. Featured artist is Patrick Oliphant, who will provide a limited number of 11”x14”, signed reproductions of his work. A panel discussion and artist Q&A happens Sat., March 29 at 2 p.m. Gallery hours are weekends 11a.m.-5 p.m. or by appointment at 233-7659.

Photos from Charleston’s MOJA Festival by John Williams are at Dimensions Gallery on MLK Boulevard

SCAD Gallery Hop – Visit galleries and shops operated

by the Savannah College of Art and Design, March 7 from 5-7 p.m. The hop begins at Red Gallery, 201 E. Broughton St. Hop on the free shuttle that runs between all galleries on the route. Free and open to the public.

AASU Student Juried Art Exhibition — can be seen Feb. 25 to March 13 in the AASU Fine Arts Gallery.

Alexander Ink — An annual juried printmaking exhibi-

tion showcasing work by SCAD students through March 17 at Alexander Hall, 668 Indian St.

B Sides and Other Novelties —

Works by Matthew Gamber, editor of the arts e-journal Big RED and Shiny, can be seen March 7-29 at the TruSpace Gallery in the Starland District. The opening reception is Friday, March 7, 7-10 p.m.

Bailando Tango — Work by Panamanian artist Nerza

Villegas can be seen at Gallery 440, at 440 Bull Street. A collective work of nine mixed media paintings show the lines and flow of tango dancers. “Rhapsody in Blue,” by Fran Thomas, is ongoing. Other artists include Barbara Duch, Olivia McKinley, Tim Coy and Frances Walter.

Co-laboratory — Presented by the Society of North

American Goldsmiths March 5-April 13 at 3515 Montgomery St. Hours are weekdays 9 a.m. to 5:30 p.m.

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Metalsmiths Create Surge at S.P.A.C.E. — A jur-

ied exhibition of student metalworks will be displayed March 3-28 at S.P.A.C.E., 9 W. Henry St. Gallery hours are Monday through Friday from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

New Orleans Revitalization Photography Show —

“NOLA Rising” is a collection of nine visual journalists from the University of Texas that can be seen March 10-April 10 at The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. A gallery opening is set for Tuesday, March 11 from 6-9 p.m.

Oliphant cartoons and sculptures — The work of

Pulitzer Prize-winning political cartoonist Patrick Oliphant can be seen Feb. 1-April 6 at the Jepson Center for the Arts.

Picturing Savannah – The Art of Christopher A. D. Murphy — Christopher Aristide Desbouillons Murphy is

one of Savannah’s most accomplished artists. Through June 1 at the Telfair Academy of Arts and Sciences.

Poetic Visions: Focus on Black Women Artists -

- The Walter O. Evans Center for African American Studies and the SCAD Museum of Art will host this exhbiition as part of the Savannah Black Heritage Festival. It can be seen through April 14 on the third floor of Jen Library, 201 E. Broughton St.

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paintings by Betsy Cain, John Olenyik and Preston Russell will be presented through March 25 at 2CarGarage Gallery, 30 W Broughton St.

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his is one Oliver with a twist. The Savannah College of Art and Design School of Performing Arts will present Oliver Twist March 6-9 at Trustees Theater.

It’s based on the novel by Charles Dickens, which was adapted by Neil Bartlett.

In Bartlett’s version, the tale of the forlorn but lovable orphan is told in 24 scenes of songs and tableaux. These are performed by a small company of actors who appear in multiple roles.

The production includes original music

by SCAD professor, and director of the Honeybees singing ensemble, David Alan Bunn. Performing arts professor Laurence Ballard, an award-winning actor who has appeared in more than 150 productions, appears as Fagin.

The show is being directed by Sharon Ott, SCAD performing arts professor and former manager of the Seattle Repertory Theatre and the Berkeley Repertory Theatre.

“I’m very excited to direct this fantastic new adaptation of Oliver Twist,” Ott says.

“Bartlett’s version is true to the original but brings the story fully into our century,” she says. “It’s swift, theatrical and thrilling.”

This version isn’t like any other that proceeded it, and while it has music, it certainly isn’t a musical. “It’s very fresh,” Ott says. “Bartlett has attempted to go back to Dickens’ novel. The story is a gritty one,. The music is more in the style of English music hall music. It in no way resembles the musical Oliver!, not at all.”

While Dickens’ work tends to be verbose, this version moves very quickly from scene to scene. “It doesn’t shy away from the real violence and psychological violence experienced by the boys who are working for Fagin,” Ott says. “Bartlett’s style has a real edge to it. But it never gets too grim.”

The show is even suitable for children.

“Certainly for anyone over 10,” Ott says.

“Because of its energy, it moves right along.

They’re not going to be bored.”

There are more than 20 SCAD students in the cast. Ballard was chosen to play Fagin because of his experience and stage presence. “It was important to me to have a professional actor in the role,” Ott says. “I thought the only possible way we could do this was with an anchor in the cast.”

It is the first time a SCAD production has used a professional actor in a stage role, so Ballard is making history. He’s also setting an example for his students. ”I describe myself as an actor who teaches and not a teacher who acts,” he says.

“I’m 54, and in the course of every adult’s life, if you’ve been successful, there comes a time to return that largesse,” Ballard says.

“It’s time to help another generation.” w SCAD presents Oliver Twist March 6, 7 and 8 at 8 p.m. and March 9 at 3 p.m. Admission $10 fgeneral public, $5 students, seniors and military, and free for students, faculty and staff with a valid SCAD ID. Tickets are available online at www.scadboxoffice.com, by phone at 525-5050, or at the SCAD box office at 216 E. Broughton St.

• Oliver Twist is the first novel in the English language to feature a child as the protagonist.

• Dickens was paid by the word, and Oliver Twist was originally published as a serial that appeared monthly in Bentley’s Miscellany.

• Not one of Dickens’ novels or short stories has ever gone out of print.

• Dickens had a pet raven named Grip. When it died, he had it stuffed and it can be seen today at the Free Library of Philadelphia.

• Both the Berkeley and Seattle repertory theaters have been awarded Tonys for Best Regional Theater Company.

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Prodded on by the most venal member of the clan, the scheming Duke of Norfolk (The Reaping’s David Morrissey, as uninteresting as always), the quivering Sir Thomas Boleyn (Mark Rylance) agrees to offer his strong-willed daughter Anne (Natalie Portman) to the king as replacement for his majesty’s current wife Catherine (Ana Torent), who has been unable to produce a male heir. But after Anne quickly falls out of Henry’s favor, the men serve up Anne’s demure sister Mary (Scarlett Johansson) instead; a torrid love affair takes place, but when that begins to cool thanks to Henry’s growing disinterest,

Penelope

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An ugly duckling of a movie, Penelope is a sweet but clumsy fable that’s pleasing without being particularly distinguished.

Christina Ricci has always sported a nose that tilts a tad upward, so it’s perhaps either lazy casting or a sly in-joke that she was the one chosen to essay the title role, a poor little rich girl suffering from an ancient family curse that saddled her at birth with a pig’s snout. Now 25, Penelope has been basically kept a prisoner in her own home by her busybody mother (Catherine O’Hara), who only allows blueblood bachelors to visit her daughter in the hopes that one of them will look past her deformity and ask for her hand in marriage (the curse can only be broken when Penelope’s loved by “one of her own”). A tabloid reporter (Peter Dinklage) who’s forever been trying to get a photo of Penelope hears of this arrangement, and he hires a down-and-out playboy (Atonement’s James McAvoy) to gain entry into the home and take the snapshot; needless to say, real

Anne is brought back onto the scene. If Charles Laughton (winning an Oscar for 1933’s The Private Life of Henry VIII) was the chunkiest Henry VIII ever put on film, then Bana might be the hunkiest, but it’s hardly a desirable tradeoff, given the actor’s drowsy performance.

His female co-stars fare better, though it’s hard to accept the physically dissimilar Portman and Johansson as flesh-and-blood siblings; in fact, the whole project frequently feels like little more than celebrities playing dress-up, despite the efforts of scripter Peter Morgan (The Queen) to streamline so much contradictory material (the legion of scholars who view Anne Boleyn in a favorable light will bristle at this film’s portrait of a heartless social climber). Rylance and Kristin Scott Thomas (who plays his wife) co-starred 12 years ago in the exquisite Angels & Insects, so those hankering for a period drama might want to check that one out instead.

feelings develop, hearts get broken, and, as in Babe: Pig In the City, our snout-sporting protagonist finds herself adrift in a major metropolis. A piggy proboscis does little to curtail Christina Ricci’s beauty, so the fact that her suitors hurl themselves out of second-story windows in a rush to get away from her is rather absurd; still, this is basically a fairy tale, so exaggerations are expected in the recounting of the fantasy yarn. But despite being blessed with a distinguished cast -- Dinklage is particularly sharp, and Reese Witherspoon (who also produced) shows up in a small role as a nononsense delivery woman -- director Mark Palansky, working from a wobbly screenplay

by Leslie Caveny, can only muster so much charm in his muted attempt to make this picture truly take off.

Semi-Pro

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In 1962’s Only Two Can Play, Peter Sellers portrays a librarian who’s tasked to write a theater review for the local newspaper. He pens the piece beforehand without even see-

ing the play, using the time he’s supposed to be at the theater as a cover for an extramarital affair; the only reason he’s caught is because the venue housing the production burns to the ground on opening night -- after it’s too late to stop the edition running his review. Barring a similar disaster at the local multiplex, I probably could have written a review for Semi-Pro without having even attended the advance screening, using the covered time to catch up on my sleep. Will Ferrell as an idiotic guy prone to infantile outbursts -- check. Ferrell making loud noises and running around like a goofball in a desperate attempt to generates laughs -- check. Ferrell sporting a laughable hairstyle (this one vintage 1970s) -- check.

Ferrell surrounding himself with his comedian friends, some with extremely limited talent -- check. Ferrell resorting to ca-ca and pee-pee level jokes with alarming regularity -- check. Ferrell making more loud noises - check. And so it goes, reaching a point of such creative bankruptcy that Ferrell stands continued on page 28

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poised to become as tiresome a screen jester as Robin Williams. The plot, as if anyone couldn’t guess, finds Ferrell cast as Jackie Moon, the self-adoring owner of (and player on) the Flint Tropics basketball team. When it appears that there’s a chance for this dreadful squad to join the NBA, Moon does his best to whip his players into shape, even bringing aboard a veteran has-been (Woody Harrelson). As one of the team’s two playby-play announcers, Andrew Daly is funny; as the other announcer, Will Arnett is not.

dispiriting aspect about it is that the movie spoofs take a back seat to a stale storyline about, of all things, the efforts of land developers to raze the video store and erect a shiny new building in its place.

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Jumper is Highlander for a new generation: a cheesy, globetrotting film certain to be savaged by most critics, but also a mindlessly entertaining yarn likely to lead to a string of sequels and/or TV adaptations. Hayden Christensen, still struggling with that Charlie Bartlett wooden aspect of his acting, plays David Even in the canon of high school flicks, Rice, a kid who discovers he has the abilCharlie Bartlett seems slight, but like its ity to “jump” to any location on the planet wide-eyed protagonist, it ultimately wins in a matter of seconds. In a nice if cynical you over on the strength of its puppy-dog twist, David doesn’t use his powers to benappeal. Charlie Bartlett (played by Anton efit mankind; instead, he’s too busy robbing Yelchin) is a rich boy who’s just been kicked banks to finance a lifestyle generally reout of his latest private school, this time for served for the rich and famous. But his parrunning a fake-ID optying days come to an eration. Everything end once he encounCharlie does is simters Roland (Samuel ply because he wants L. Jackson), a memto be well-liked by ber of a secret sociPsychotronic Film Society: his peers, a challenge ety (“Paladins”) which Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill! that becomes even has spent centuries greater once his booze- What: Uncut print of infamous sexploita- trying to wipe out all and-pill-addled mom tion king Russ Meyer’s crowning achieve- jumpers.

(Hope Davis), raisment. Three wild go-go dancers in hot ing him on her own, is rods race across the California desert and The forced to send him to a wind up in a twisted and violent scheme Spiderwick public school. Armed to rob a wheelchair bound man and his Chronicles with the pills being emotionally disturbed sons. The Citizen supplied by his clueKane of Trash Cinema. Where: The Senless family psychiatient Bean Coffeehouse When: WednesSmoothly directed trist, Charlie enters day March 19, 8 p.m., seating at 7:30 p.m. by Mark Waters, the into a business partCost: $5 miracle worker renership with school sponsible for Lindsay bully Bivens (Tyler Lohan’s two best perHilton), whereupon Charlie provides the formances (Freaky Friday and Mean Girls), students with medical advice and Bivens Spiderwick displays a lighter touch than handles the pills-and-cash transactions. In other fantasy films of this nature, meaning no time, Charlie becomes the most popular that its thrills are all the more unexpected kid on campus, a development that doesn’t — and effective. Freddie Highmore, the talgo unnoticed by the burnt-out principal ented young star of Finding Neverland and (Robert Downey, Jr.), an alcoholic barely Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, essays the holding onto his job, his sanity and his reroles of twin brothers Jared (troublemaker) bellious daughter (Kat Dennings). Although and Simon (bookworm), who, along with Charlie Bartlett clearly positions itself as a mom Helen Grace (Mary-Louise Parker) fanciful comedy, it also takes time to comand older sister Mallory (Sarah Bolger), take ment on common stepping stones found up residence in an ancestral home that harin youth-oriented films, including the lack bors some interesting inhabitants. And reof communication between the generasiding in the woods beyond the house are tions and contemporary society’s maddena murderous ogre (voiced by, of all peoing tendency to believe any problem can be ple, Nick Nolte) and his goblin minions, all fixed with the scribbling of a pharmaceutihell-bent on obtaining a book (presently in cal order.

Jared’s possession) that would wreak havoc both on our world and the one inhabited by Be Kind Rewind fairies and other mystical creatures.

After a mishap causes all the videocassettes in a rental store to be erased, a shop emDefinitely, Maybe ployee and his best friend must recreate the movies previously found on those tapes.

When it comes to a worthy romantic comIt’s an idea that’s pure genius, and with Jack edy, Definitely, Maybe certainly isn’t fool’s Black and the always welcome Mos Def cast gold (or Fool’s Gold) — on the contrary, as the hapless amateur filmmakers, all the elit’s the real deal, a diamond in the rough ements were in place for a no-holds-barred that could use some polishing but overcomedy, a hilarious satire that would take all sparkles with warmth and wit. Little no prisoners. So what happened? Instead Miss Sunshine’s Abigail Breslin (suddenly of dizzying comic heights, the film on view more overexposed than fellow moppet is shockingly tame and lazy, and the most

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Dakota Fanning) plays Maya Hayes, a precocious child whose parents are getting divorced. While staying with her father Will (Ryan Reynolds), Maya begs to hear how he and her mother met, so he turns the bedtime story into a mystery, changing all the names and leaving Maya to guess which of the women from his past ended up becoming his wife. As he details his escapades during the early 1990s — as a fledgling political consultant for the Clinton campaign — he presents three possibilities: his college sweetheart Emily (Elizabeth Banks), his campaign co-worker April (Isla Fisher), and his reporter friend Summer (Rachel Weisz).

By casting three comparably drop-dead-gorgeous actresses in sympathetic and intelligent roles, writer-director Adam Brooks keeps the mystery going longer than might be expected.

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Imagine the TV hit 24 crossed with Akira Kurosawa’s Rashomon, and you’ll get some idea of what to expect from Vantage Point, a dizzying thriller that relates the same catastrophic event from eight different POVs. In Salamanca, Spain, U.S. President Ashton (William Hurt), on the verge of making a speech concerning the War on Terror, becomes the target of an assassination attempt, and various occurrences that take place immediately before and after the shooting are filtered through the actions of several participants and witnesses. Chief among these characters are Secret Service agent Thomas Barnes (Dennis Quaid), who stopped an assassin’s bullet during a prior attempt on the president’s life; Barnes’ fellow bodyguard, Kent Taylor (Matthew Fox); Howard Lewis (Forest Whitaker), an American tourist who catches some startling images with his camcorder; and Rex Brooks (Sigourney Weaver), a TV producer whose own newsreel footage might help Barnes crack the case. By splintering the material in such a fashion, writer Barry Levy has added some snap, crackle and pop to what would otherwise be a routine action film had it been presented in chronological order.

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Lord, what fools these Hollywood mortals be! Here they further denigrate the standing of the romantic comedy by presenting this waterlogged flick about bickering ex-spouses on the prowl for sunken treasure off the Florida Keys. In a reunion that no one was exactly clamoring for, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days co-stars Matthew McConaughney and Kate Hudson play Finn and Tess; he’s an irresponsible beach bum who’s skilled at running up debts, while she’s a level-headed lass who’s forced to take a job on the yacht of millionaire Nigel Honeycutt (Donald Sutherland). Despite finalizing their divorce mere hours earlier, Finn talks Tess into joining him once again on his never-ending quest for 18th century Spanish booty; they persuade Honeycutt to finance their endeavor, but they’re working against the clock since murderous rapper-turned-mobster Bigg Bunny (Kevin Hart) also has designs

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I’m not sure Daniel Day-Lewis’ performance in There Will Be Blood represents the best acting of 2007, but it certainly represents the most acting of the past year. His performance here as Daniel Plainview, a prospector who strikes it rich in turn-of-the-century California, basically comes across as Bill the Butcher (his character in Martin Scorsese’s Gangs of New York) turned up a couple of notches. Then again, Day-Lewis’ oversized turn is right in line with Paul Thomas Anderson’s oversized ambitions in creating a modern-day masterpiece, a movie so audacious that it flagrantly apes Citizen Kane during its final half-hour and recalls The Treasure of the Sierra Madre at regular intervals. Based on Upton Sinclair’s novel Oil! the movie opens with a superb 12-minute sequence with no dialogue. During this sequence, we’re introduced to Plainview, a determined prospector who over time strikes it rich and becomes one of the nation’s most powerful oilmen. Plainview has an adopted son in young H.W. (Dillon Freasier), who ends up going deaf after sitting next to an oil rig that explodes as it brings up black riches from beneath the surface. Plainview tries to be an acceptable parent to the boy, but he’s hardly a social creature, intolerant of those around him and not one to extend trust or affection easily. The picture is a beauty to behold and there are individual sequences so staggering that a second viewing will hardly be a chore. But those planning to check it out should be sure to bring an umbrella, Rocky Horror Picture Show-style, just in case Day-Lewis’ juicy lip-smacking manages to break through that fourth wall.

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The Coen Brothers have always been known for the ease with which they’ve jumped from genre to genre, but with their superb new picture, No Country for Old Men, they seem to be tapping from various wells at once. Certainly, their adaptation of Cormac McCarthy’s novel smacks of a contempo-

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on the riches. Eye candy abounds in Fool’s Gold: Many women will enjoy the sight of McConaughney taking off his shirt at regular intervals, some men will gaze at the bronzed Hudson sporting teeny bikinis, and ocean lovers (that would include me) can ignore the lame plot at the forefront in favor of concentrating on the shimmering beauty of the water (a modest saving grace also found in After the Sunset and Into the Blue). But the direction (by Hitch’s Andy Tennant) is uninspired, the script is bubbleheaded, and the bland leads continue to disprove the notion that some measure of movie-star charisma is required to make it as a romantic draw.

Old pro Sutherland provides some lift, but the real spark comes from Alexis Dziena as Honeycutt’s trust-fund daughter; she takes the tired character of the young ditz and miraculously makes her funny.

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rary Western through its wide-open setThe Savages tings and signals a crime thriller via its How interesting that 2007 produced two “law and disorder” plotline. But may I add pictures about Alzheimer’s that approached the classification of monster movie to the the subject from diametrically opposite mix? That might seem like a stretch, but as points. Sarah Polley’s Away From Her was I watched Javier Bardem’s seemingly unabout a man who dearly loved his wife and stoppable Anton Chigurh shuffle his way was devastated as the disease created an through the picture, killing left and right unbreachable gap between them. Tamara without remorse, I realized that it’s been a Jenkins’ The Savages is long time since I’ve about siblings who disseen such an unlike their dad and are settling creature on upset that circumstances the screen. Chigurh dictate they be responspends the film, set sible for his well-being.

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Johnny Harris Restaurant, 1651 East Victory Drive. 912-354-7810. www.johnnyharris. com/ Savannah Republican Club Meets every second Tuesday of the month.

Call 927-7170. Second Tues. of every month.

Skidaway Island Democrats Call Tom Oxnard at 598-4290 or send email to oxhouse@aol.com.

Benefits

AIDS Walk for Life will be held March 8 from 8:30-11 a.m. at Forsyth Park. The event is free and open to the public. Donations are welcome and event T-shirts will be sold to raise funds for Union Mission’s HIV/AIDS programming.

To register, call 236-7423. Through March 8.

Bringing in the Greens is a benefit for the Rape Crisis Center that will be held Saturday, March 8 at 7 p.m. at the Armstrong Center for Continuing Education. A preview of auction items will begin at 6:30 p.m. Tickets are $65 per person or $100 per couple. Silent and live auctions, casino games, heavy hors d’oeuvres and music for dancing. Call 233-3000 or www. rccsav.org. Through March 8.

Live Radiothon Radio stations WSOK and WLVH are sponsoring a radiothon for the victims and families of the Imperial Sugar Refinery explosion. It will be held Saturday, March 8 from noon to 6 p.m. at St. John Baptist Church, 522-28 Hartridge St. Persons who would like to participate can contact Gary Young, 245 Alfred St., or call 964-7794, Ext. 164. Through March 8.

RAPP & Go Mixer Union Mission is hosting this mixer on March 10 in honor of Women’s History Month. Participants will be making purses

from gently used, molded cup bras. Persons who want to volunteer or those with bras to donate should contact Teri Schell at 23678423, Ext. 1309, tschell@unionmission.org or visit www.unionmission.org. Through March 10.

Savannah Garden and Antiques Expo Volunteers are needed for the three-day garden event, which will be held April 4, 5 and 6 at the Railroad Roundhouse Museum.

It will benefit the Isaiah Davenport House Museum and Historic Savannah Foundation. Volunteers are needed for parking assistance, greeting and more for threehour shifts, 9:30 a.m. to noon, noon to 3 p.m. and 3-6 p.m. Set-up and take-down volunteers also are needed. Contact Jamie Credle at jcredle@savbusiness.net or 2368097. Through April 4.

St. Baldrick’s Shaving the way to cure childhood cancer. Men, women and children all will be shaving their heads to raise money and awareness on March 8 from 1-5 p.m. at the Savannah Mall between Bass Pro Shop and the Food Court. The goal is to raise $30,000. Call Heide Elliott at 856-1372 or HeideElliott@comcast.net or visit www.stbaldricks.org. Through March 8.

Sugar Refinery Family Support Fund Donations can be made to the United Way of the Coastal Empire. All proceeds will go to affected victims and their families. Creditcard donations may be made calling 6517701, and checks and money orders made payable to the United Way of the Coastal Empire, with “Sugar Refinery Family Support Fund” written in the memo line, can be mailed to: United Way of the Coastal Empire, 428 Bull St., Savannah, 31401.

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Junior League Scholarships Applications are being accepted for the Kids Who Care scholarships by the Junior League of Savannah. The deadline is March 8. Five $1,000 scholarships will be awarded to high school seniors from Chatham, Bryan, Effingham and Beaufort counties who have demonstrated a strong commitment to volunteerism and outstanding community involvement. Applications are available at www.jrleaguesavannah.org under “Community Impact.” Through March 8.

Savannah Sand Gnats Job Fair will be Thursday, March 6 from 4-7 p.m. at Grayson Stadium on East Victory Drive. The Gnats are looking to fill part-time seasonal positions including ushers, ticket takers and parking attendants. Applicants should bring two forms of ID and dress in business casual attire. All positions will run the duration of the 70-game home schedule. Employees will owrk three to five hours per night and an average of 45 hours per month. Persons interested in singing the national anthem are encourage to try-out at the job fair. Through March 6.

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Coastal Democrats Contact Maxine Harris at 352-0470 or R1999MHAR@aol.com.

Drinking Liberally Promoting democracy one pint at a time -share politics while sharing a pitcher. This is an informal gathering of like-minded, leftleaners who may want to trade ideas, get more involved and just enjoy each other’s company. For information on times and location, visit www.DrinkingLiberally.org or send email to august1494@excite.com.

Libertarian Party of Chatham County meets the first and third Thursday at 8:30 p.m. at Chinatown Buffet, 307 Highway 80 in Garden City. Purchase of a meal gets you in. Call 308-3934 or visit http://www.nodebts.com/chathamlibertariansga.html. First and Third Thurs. of every month.

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Festival Professional and student film submissions are being accepted for the 2008 Savannah Film Festival, which will be held Oct. 25 to Nov. 1. No works in progress will be accepted. Categories include animation, documentary feature, documentary short, narrative feature, narrative short and student. The entry fee is $40 for professional films and $20 for student films. Visit www. withoutabox.com or www.scad.edu/filmfest. All entries must be postmarked by June 16 and selected entrants will be notified by Sept. 15. Through June 16.

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700 Kitchen Cooking School will offer hands-on educational/entertaining cooking classes at the Mansion on Forsyth Park, 700 Drayton St. The cost of each class is $90 per person. Call 238-5158 or visit http://www.700kitchen.com.

Adult Painting, Drawing and Clay Classes Ongoing beginner, intermediate and open studio classes are offered Tuesdays from 9:30 a.m. to noon and 6-8 p.m. or Thursdays from 9:30 a.m. to noon. All levels welcome, with encouragement to expand your skills.

Clay classes are $100 per 10-hour session plus $30 for clay and kiln usage. Painting and drawing classes are $85 per 10-hour session and a basic art supply fee, if needed.

The instructor is Carolyne Graham, a sculptor, artist and certified art teacher. Call 9257393 or 925-5465.

Art, Music and Tutoring for the Inner Child Beginning piano and voice lessons are taught by Linda Luke, who also tutors students in reading. Creative dance and a snack are included in the lessons, and special education students are welcome. Sculpture, painting and drawing are taught by Jerry Luke. Private and small group lessons are availble and open to adults, teens and younger children. The lessons last an hour and the cost is $80 a month. The address is 5225 Skidaway Rd. Call 349-0521 or 843496-0651 for info.

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Conversational Spanish Do you want to practice your Spanish?

Come to the mesa de espanol the second Thursday and last Friday of the month at 4:30 p.m. at The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. For information, send e-mail to cafecontigo@gmail.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. 912-232-4447. www.sentientbean.com Credit and Money Management 12 Hour Seminar This ongoing course is held every month at the Effingham YMCA in Rincon. This semi-

nar is the first standardized credit education program in the nation. Topics covered are the steps to improve your credit rating and raise your credit scores, budgeting, managing your debt, what lenders require when you borrow money, how to spot looming money problems and how to deal with them before it’s too late. The fee is $99 per person or $169 per couple. Space is limited and registration is required in advance. Contact Carmen at 826-6263 or 484-1266.

Crochet and Crafts Crochet specialist Patricia Smith will present the class March 8 from 11 a.m. to noon at the African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 447-6605. Through March 8. AfricanAmerican Health Information & Resource

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): This is Celebrate

Your Broken Heart Week, Aries. Even if your heart’s not exactly shattered at the moment, it has no doubt been so at sometime in the past. So why celebrate?

Because having a broken heart is one of the best things that can happen to you. It strengthens your humility, which makes you smarter. It demonstrates to you that you have a tremendous capacity for deep feelings -- far more than you’re normally aware of. It breaks down defense mechanisms that have desensitized you to the world’s secret beauty.

It should also inspire you to treat other people’s hearts with great care, making it more likely you’ll be able to create intelligent intimacy in the future. Here’s what I conclude: A broken heart is a gift the world gives you to awaken you to the truth about what matters to you most.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In the Tsonga

language of South Africa, the term *rhwe* means to fall sleep on the floor while drunk and naked. According to my analysis, you may now be unusually susceptible to exhibiting *rhwe*-like behavior. That’s because the astrological omens suggest you’re in prime time for the kind of extravagant socializing that may lead to extremes you rarely express.

There are more constructive ways to channel this energy than through *rhwe,* however. Your challenge will be to make sure your discernment and discipline are at least partially engaged as you run half-wild and seek prodigious fun. (The info about *rhwe* comes from a book about quirky words, *The Meaning of Tingo,* by Adam Jacot de Boinod.)

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “When friends

stop being frank and useful to each other,” wrote literary critic Anatole Broyard, “the whole world loses some of its radiance.”

Make sure that doesn’t happen any time soon, Gemini. In fact, regard this horoscope as a warning beacon that motivates you to action. Intensify your intention to keep your best alliances frank and useful. Infuse a dose of raw candor into any relationship that is in

Center, 1910 Abercorn St. 912-447-6605. www.sjchs.org/1844.cfm Fany’s Spanish/English Institute Fany’s Spanish/English Institute Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children are held at 15 E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 921-4646 or 220-6570 to register. Fany’s Spanish/English Institute, 15 E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Free Spanish Classes Overcoming by Faith Ministries is offering free Beginners Spanish classes on Wednesdays from 6-6:45 p.m. at Overcoming by Faith - 9700 Middleground Rd. This 6-week course is open to all ages.

For more info and to sign-up, call 927-8601.

Free Tax School Earn extra income after taking this course.

Flexible schedules, convenient locations. The class is free but there is a small fee for books.

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Garbage, Goo, Recycling and YOU The Chatham County Department of Public Works is sponsoring this show by the Puppet People, which will tour elementary schools to teach students the importance of learning to Reduce, Reuse and Recycle. For bookings, call 355-3366.

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danger of becoming lazy or dishonest.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): In the Tibetan

Buddhist tradition, prayer flags are sets of brightly colored sacramental cloths that are inscribed with holy words and images of deities. They’re not designed for indoor use in solemn ceremonies, but are hung outside where the wind blows their blessings to the heavens and all over the world. I recommend that you draw inspiration from this practice.

It’s a perfect time to take your spiritual yearnings out of the closet, away from the church and temple and mosque, and beyond all sheltered, temperature-controlled trappings.

Build a shrine in the wilderness, Cancerian.

Sing a hymn from a mountaintop, shower money on the river goddess, or create your own homemade prayer flags and hang them from a tree.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): According to the au-

tomaker Saab, this year’s sedan has 2,157 features that are different from last year’s, including snake-eye headlamps and a clamshell hood. Your assignment in the coming weeks, Leo, is to be roused by Saab’s willingness to depart from tradition. Speaking on behalf of the cosmic powers-that- be, I’m asking you to commit to making 21.6 changes in your life, which is a mere one percent of Saab’s total.

If that’s too much to handle, would you consider making 2.16 changes? A good place to start might be to add your own personal metaphorical version of snake-eye headlamps.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “The moon asked

me to meet her in a field tonight,” wrote mystic poet Hafiz (translated by Daniel Ladinsky). “I think she has amorous ideas.”

You might soon feel a similar suspicion, Virgo. According to my reading of the astrological omens, seductive offers will be coming your way, and not just from the moon.

Secret suitors may emerge from the shadows.

Temptations could lure you toward the far ends of your imagination. The sheer profusion of invitations you’ll receive might make you giddily agitated.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A Brazilian man

told his wife he wanted a divorce. Consumed with wrath, she laced his orange juice with a sedative and then sliced off his penis while he was unconscious. Fortunately, surgeons successfully reattached the organ. Later the man absolved his wife of her sin, and they reconciled. “She was stressed and I understand her reasons,” he said. I hope his saintly feat inspires you to be equally magnanimous, Libra.

It’s a perfect moment for you to forgive people you thought you could never forgive-- to go way beyond your previous limits in extending tolerance, mercy, and slack.

master, whether it’s building a boat, traveling where the tourists don’t go, satisfying a lover, or anything else. In other words, practice, practice, and practice some more as you study the work of those who are experts in the field. Now is an especially ripe time for you to identify what this skill is for you, and to sign a formal agreement with yourself in which you promise to steadily upgrade your mastery of it.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I encourage you

*Starbucked,* Taylor Clark claims there is a woman who goes into a Seattle Starbucks every day during the morning rush and orders a “decaf single grandé extra vanilla two-percent extra caramel 185-degrees with whipped cream caramel macchiato.” Maybe her request seems overly fussy and demanding, but in the next 12 days I encourage you to be equally as exacting in asking for what you want. You have a poetic license to be extremely specific as you go about your quest for fulfillment.

to fantasize abundantly about improbable combinations and seemingly unnatural juxtapositions, Aquarius. For instance, imagine that through the magic of genetic engineering, a mad scientist crosses a giraffe and a hippopotamus to produce a giraffopotamus.

Or imagine reading an essay that brilliantly compares apples and oranges. Or watch the musical comedy film *West Bank Story,* which portrays the love affair between an Israeli soldier and a Palestinian cashier, both of whose parents operate competing falafel restaurants on the West Bank. Doing things like this will put you in the right mood to respond creatively to the unusual syntheses that fate will soon make available to you.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): During

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): It’s time you ac-

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In his book

his 21 years as Prime Minister of Canada, Mackenzie King (1874-1950) sought counsel from ouija boards, crystal balls, psychics, and spirits. As one of the most powerful Sagittarians who has ever called on supernatural sources for help in making practical decisions, he’s your role model in the coming week. It’s time, in my astrological opinion, for you to seek information from beyond your old reliable sources, including at least some that transcend the fixations of your rational ego.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): *San

Francisco Chronicle* columnist Jon Carroll says he’s periodically asked about what it takes to be a writer. He has two pieces of advice: “Good writers read a lot, and good writers write a lot.” I urge you to apply that approach to whatever skill it is you’d like to

knowledged that you are a miraculous work of art, a masterpiece unlike any other ever created. I’m not pandering to your egotism by telling you that. When I say, “Be yourself,” I don’t mean the self that wants to win every game and use up every resource and stand alone at the end of history on top of a Mt. Everest-sized pile of pretty garbage. When I say, “Be yourself,” I mean the self that says thank you to the wild irises and the windy rain and the people who grow your food.

I mean the self who’s joyfully struggling to germinate the seeds of love and beauty that are packed inside every moment. I mean the spiritual freedom fighter who’s scrambling and finagling and conspiring to shower all of your fellow messiahs with your best blessings. w

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Housing Authority of Savannah Classes Free classes will be offered at the Neighborhood Resource Center, 1407 Wheaton St. Some classes are on-going.

Adult Literacy is offered every Monday and Wednesday from 4-6 p.m. Homework Help is offered every Tuesday and Thursday from 3-4:30 p.m. The Community Computer Lab is open Monday through Friday from 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. GED/adult literacy education is being offered Monday through Thursday from 9 a.m. to noon or 1-4 p.m.

Introduction to Mindfulness Meditation A meditation period will be followed by instruction in the application of the foundations of Mindfulness practice to daily life. Beginner’s and experienced practitioners welcome. Ongoing weekly sessions held Monday from 6-7:30 p.m. at 313 E. Harris St. Call Cindy Beach, Buddhist nun, at 429-7265 or cindy@alwaysoptions.com.

Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. 912-234-0980. www.uusavannah.org Oatland Island Wildlife Center has a new name, but still offcers environmental education programs and weekend events. It is open seven days a week from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., closed only on Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year’s Day. www.oatlandisland.org. Oatland Island Education Center, 711 Sandtown Rd. 912-898-3980. www.oatlandisland.org/ Overcoming by Faith Art Classes The Winter Quarter classes are held every Tuesday & Thursday at 5 p.m.

through March 13. Piano, Acoustic Guitar, Percussions, Dance classes are open to all ages (Pre-k - Adult). For more information call 927-8601 or visit overcomingbyfaith. org. Through March 13.

Puppet Shows are offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler AfricanAmerican Health Information & Resource Center for schools, day cares, libraries, churches, community events and fairs. Call 447-6605.

Savannah Art & Clay Creations Classes in Raku, brush work, relief work, surface decoration, figurative and more in clay with individual attention are offered by professional artist/clay sculptor Carolyne Graham. Costs $100 for 6 classes, or $30 per class. Clay supplies are extra. Call 925-7393 to register.

Savannah Entrepreneurial Center offers a variety of business classes. It is located at 801 E. Gwinnett St. Call 652-3582.

Savannah Entrepreneurial Center, 801 E. Gwinnett Street. 912-652-3582.

Savannah Learning Center Spanish Classes Be bilingual. The center is located at 7160 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Call 272-4579 or 308-3561. e-mail savannahlatina@yahoo. com or visit www.savannahlatina.com. Free folklore classes also are offered on Saturdays from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Savannah Learning Center, 7160 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Sewing Lessons Fabrika at 140 Abercorn St. offers adult classes in: Beginner Sewing: Using a Pattern

-- Skirt or Totebag; Intro to Kids’ Clothing; and Drafting Your Own Skirt or Totebag.

Group classes start in September. Private lessons are available. Visit www.fabrikasavannah.com or call 236-1122. Fabrika, 140 Abercorn St. 912-236-1122. www.fabrikasavannah.com Starfish Cafe Culinary Arts Training Program This 12-week full-time program is designed to provide work training and employment opportunities in the food service industry, including food preparation, food safety and sanitation training, customer service training and job search and placement assistance.

Call Mindy Saunders at 234-0525. The Starfish Cafe, 711 East Broad Street. 912234-0525. www.thestarfishcafe.org/ Studio or Space by the Hour Space is available for coaches, teachers, instructors, trainers, therapists or organizations that require a studio or space by the hour. Contact Tony at 655-4591 for an appointment.

Teen Art & Clay Classes Explore a variety of materials in this class specifically designed for teenage art students, taught by former middle school art teacher Carolyne Graham Thursdays from 3:30-5:30 p.m. The cost is $75 for 5 weeks of instruction. Call 925-7393 or 925-5465.

The Artist/Teacher Conundrum The Savannah College of Art and Design Center for Innovative Teaching and Learning will present Susan Zwirn, a fine

arts education coordinator at Hofstra University, as part of the Innovative Teaching and Learning Symposium series. She will appear April 23 from 6-7 p.m. at Alexander Hall, 668 Indian St., to present a lecture about how artists who teach face dual roles and how many of them experience contradictions in their career development that impact both those roles. A reception will follow. This event is free and open to the public. Through April 23.

Tybee Island Marine Science Center offers Beach Discovery and marsh walks.

Aquarium hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Wednesday through Monday, and from 9 a.m. to noon on Tuesday. Admission is $4 for adults and $3 for children, ages 3016.

Senior, military and AAA discounts are available. Call 786-5917 or visit www.tybeemsc.org. Tybee Island Marine Science Center, 1510 Strand. 912-786-5917. www. tybeemsc.org/ Volunteer 101 A 30-minute course that covers issues to help volunteers get started is held the first and third Thursday of the month at 6 p.m.

The first Thursday, the class is at Savannah State University, and the third Thursday, at United Way, 428 Bull St. Register by calling Summer at 651-7725 or visit www.

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Wednesday Figure Drawing Group offers artists an opportunity to meet other artists and work from a live model each week. Open to artists with some experi-

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ence and no instruction is offered. The cost is $60 a month. Call Judy Mooney at 4439313 or judymooney@bellsouth.net. offers artists an opportunity to meet other artists and work from a live model. Open to artists with some experience. No instruction is offered. The group meets Wednesday from 9 a.m. to noon at the Savannah Actor’s Theatre on Louisville Road. The fee is $60 a month or $20 per session for drop-ins. Advance registration is required. Call Judy Mooney at 443-9313 or e-mail judymooney@bellsouth.net. Savannah Actor’s Theatre, 703D Louisville Rd. 912-232-6080. www.savannahactorstheatre.org Youth Art & Clay Classes Held Tuesdays from 4-5:30 p.m. The cost is $65 per 5 weeks of instruction. Call Carolyne Graham at 925-7393 or 925-5465.

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Blackbeard’s Scuba Club will meet Friday, March 7 at the Cobblestone Conch House, 225 W. River St. Seating begins at 7 p.m., the meeting is at 7:30 p.m. and the presentation is at 8 p.m. The speaker will be Carolyn Geis, who will present her work with Whale Sharks for the Shark Research Institute. Through March 7.

Buccaneer Region SCCA is the local chapter of the Sports Car Club of America. It hosts monthly solo/autocross driving events in the Savannah area. Anyone with a safe car, insurance and a valid driver’s license is eligible to participate. Visit http:// buccaneerregion.org/solo.html.

Chihuahua Club of Savannah A special little club for special little dogs and their owners meets one Saturday each month at 10:30 a.m. For information, visit http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ ChiSavannah/.

Civil Air Patrol is the civilian, volunteer auxiliary of the U.S. Air Force and is involved in search and rescue, aerospace education and cadet programs. Meets every Tuesday at 6 p.m. for cadets (12-18 years old) and 7 p.m. for adult members at the former Savannah Airport terminal building off Dean Forest Road. Visit www.gawg.cap.gov, send e-mail to N303WR@aol.com, or call Capt. Jim Phillips at 412-4410.

Clean Coast meets monthly on the first Monday at the Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. Check www.cleancoast.org for event schedule. Jewish Education Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. 912-355-8111. www.savj.org/ Coastal MINIs is a group of local MINI Cooper owners and enthusiasts who gather on the first Sunday of the month at 10 a.m. at the Starbucks in the 12 Oaks Shopping Center on Abercorn St. to meet other MINI owners and go on motoring adventures together. Visit coastalminis.com.

Code Pink is a women-initiated grassroots peace and social justice movement working to end the war in Iraq, stop new wars and redirect our resources into healthcare, education and other life-affirming activities. Meets the second Tuesday of each month at 7 p.m. at Queenies To Go-Go, 1611 Habersham St. Contact mimi.thegoddessfactory@gmail. com or visit http://fearnoarts.com. Queeny’s To Go Go, 1611 Habersham St. 912-4475555.

English Style Table Soccer Savannah Subbuteo Club. Call 667-7204 or visit http://savannahsubbuteo.tripod.com.

Geechee Sailing Club meets the second Monday of the month (except for November) at 6:30 p.m. at Tubby’s Tank House, 2909 River Dr. in Thunderbolt.

Open to all interested in boating and related activities. Call 234-1903 or visit www. geecheesailingclub.org. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. 912-3549040.

Historic Savannah Chapter of ABWA meets the second Thursday of every month from 5-7:30 p.m. at Tubby’s Restaurant.

The cost is the price of the meal. Call 6608257 for reservations. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. 912-3549040.

Historic Victorian Neighborhood Association meets the second Wednesday of every month at 6:30 p.m. at the American Legion, Post 135, 1108 Bull St. between Park Avenue

and Duffy Street. Call 236-8546. American Legion, Post 135, 1108 Bull St. 912-2339277.

Low Country Turners This is a club for wood-turning enthusiasts.

Call Hank Weisman at 786-6953.

Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary meets the first Saturday of the month at 1 p.m. at American Legion Post 184 in Thunderbolt. Call 786-4508. American Legion Post 184, 1 Legion Dr. 912-354-5515.

Moon River Chorus is a ladies’ barbershop chorus. Rehearsals are Thursdays from 7-9 p.m. in the social hall of Whitefield United Methodist Church, corner of 55th Street and Waters Avenue.

Visitors are welcome. Call Sylvia at 927-2651 or sylviapf@aol.com.

Mothers of Preschoolers (MOPS) Join other moms for fun, inspiration, guest speakers, food and creative activities while children ages birth to 5 are cared for in a preschool-like setting. Meets the second and fourth Wednesday of the month from 9:15-11:30 am at First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny Mercer Blvd. Call 8988316 or 898-5086 or visit www.mops.org.

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AASU Sci-Fi Fantasy Club This is an official student club of Armstrong Atlantic State University that accepts nonstudents as associate members. It is devoted to the exploration and enjoyment of the genres of science fiction and fantasy.

Activities include book discussions, movie screenings, role playing game sessions, board and card games, guest speakers, episode marathons and armor demonstrations.

Provides guest speakers to educators upon request. Call Michael at 220-8129, send e-mail to lightmagus@yahoo.com or mccauln1981@hotmail.com. or visit http://aasuscifi.proboards105.com/index.cgi.

Animation Co-op, Savannah will meet Wednesday, March 12 at 7:30 p.m. at Leopolds’ Ice Cream Parlor, 212 E. Broughton St. This international organization is dedicated to supporting the making of independent animated films. Everyone who loves animation is invited. Call 2476584. Through March 12.

Bike Night with Mikie is held every Saturday at 6:30 p.m. at The Red Zone Bar and Grill in Richmond Hill.

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Meet other non-parents at events and activities. For information on No Kidding! visit www.nokidding.net or send e-mail to luluette@prodigy.net.

Philosophy Reading Group This group will focus on various philosophical themes and texts, culminating in facilitated discussions with an open exchange of ideas within a community of inquiry.

Meeting locations will change to reflect the current issue. Contact Kristina at 407-4431571 or ktina697@hotmail.com.

PURE: Photographers Using Real Elements Join with other photographers and artists to celebrate the authentic photography processes of black and white film and paper development using chemicals in a darkroom. Help in the creation and promotion of Savannah’s first cooperative darkroom space to enhance the lives of working photographers and introduce the community to the magic of all classic photo chemical processes. Contact for next meeting time. Contact Kathleen Thomas at PUREdarkroom@gmail.com.

Revived Salon for Women Seeking Change In Anne Morrow Lindbergh’s Gift of the Sea, she wrote, “How untidy my shell has become. Blurred with moss, knobby with barnacles, its shape is hardly recognizable any more. Surely it had a shape once. It has a shape still in my mind. What is the shape of my life?” If these words resonate with you and you are a woman over 50, this group offers bonding, laughter, discussion and fun.

Seating is limited. Call 236-8581 for info.

Rogue Phoenix Sci-Fi Fantasy Club Members of Starfleet International and The Klingon Assault Group meet twice a month, on the first Sunday at 4 pm. at Books-AMillion and the third Tuesday at Chen’s Chinese Restaurant at 20 E. Derenne Ave. at 7:30 p.m. Call 692-0382, email kasak@ comcast.net or visit www.roguephoenix.org.

Books-A-Million, 8108 Abercorn St. 921925-8112. www.booksamillion.com/ Savannah Adventure Club is dedicated to pursuing adventures, both indoors and outdoors, throughout the Low country and beyond. Activities in the past year have included sailing, camping, skydiving, kayaking, hiking, tennis, volleyball, and skiing, in addition to regular social gatherings. Free to join, and Email savannahadventureclub@gmail.com or visit www. savannahadventureclub.com Savannah Area Landlord & Real Estate Investors Association Learn to be a real estate investor or landlord. Group meets the second Tuesday of each month at the Spiva Law Group, 12020 Abercorn St. The doors open at 6:30 p.m. and the meeting begins at 7:30 p.m. Spiva Law Group, 12020 Abercorn St. Savannah Area Sacred Harp Singers The public is invited to come and sing early American music and folk hymns from the shape note tradition. This non-denominational community musical activity emphasizes participation, not performance. Songs are from The Sacred Harp, an oblong songbook first published in 1844. Call 655-0994.

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Savannah Art Association meets the second Thursday of the month from 6-8 p.m. Call 232-7731.

Savannah Brewers’ League Meets the first Wednesday of every month at 7:30 p.m. at Moon River Brewing Co., 21 W. Bay St. 447-0943. Call 447-0943 or visit www.hdb.org and click on Clubs, then Savannah Brewers League. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 W. Bay St. Savannah Browns Backers This is an official fan club recognized by the Cleveland Browns NFL football team.

Meet with Browns fans to watch the football games and support your favorite team Sundays at game time at Tubby’s Tank House in Thunderbolt. The group holds raffles and trips and is looking into having tailgate parties in the future. Call Kathy Dust at 373-5571 or send e-mail to KMDUST4@ hotmail.com or Dave Armstrong at Darmst0817@comcast.net or 925-4709.

Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. 912-354-9040.

Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States has a dinner meeting the fourth Tuesday of each month (except December) at 6 p.m. at the Hunter Club, Hunter Army Airfield. Call John Findeis at 748-7020. Hunter Army Airfield, 525 Leonard Neat St. 912-355-1060. www.stewart.army.mil/ Savannah Fencing Club offers beginning classes Tuesday and Thursday evenings for six weeks. Fees are $40. Some equipment is provided. After completing the class, you may become a member of the Savannah Fencing Club for $5 per month. Experienced fencers are welcome to join. Call 429-6918 or send email to savannahfencing@aol.com.

Savannah Jaycees for young professionals ages 21 to 39 is a Junior Chamber of Commerce that focuses on friendship, career development and community involvement. Meets the second and fourth Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. Dinner is included and there is no charge for guests.

Call 961-9913 or visit www.savannahjaycees. com.

Savannah Kennel Club meets every fourth Monday of the month from September through May at 7:30 p.m. at Ryan’s restaurant on Stephenson Avenue.

It is an education organization dedicated to

informing the public about current events in the world of dogs and those who love them.

Those wishing to eat before the meeting are encouraged to arrive earlier. For details, visit www.savannahkennelclub.org.

Savannah Newcomers Club is open to all women who have been in the Savannah area for less than two years.

Membership includes a monthly luncheon and program and, in addition, the club hosts a variety of activities, tours and events that will assist you in learning about Savannah and making new friends. Call 351-3171.

Savannah Parrot Head Club Love a laid-back lifestyle? Beach, Buffet and no dress code. Check out savannahphc.com for the events calendar or e-mail mickie_ ragsdale@comcast.net.

Savannah Scooter Gang Connecting local riders to swap tips, stories, parts, mods and secrets. No obligation other than networking, and possibly arranging a monthly weekend ride to take over the streets downtown. Show off your scoot and ride with pride -- put ‘em in a line and watch the stares. Contact Travis at pittsillustration@gmail.com or myspace.com/travispitts.

Savannah Ski and Adventure Club For snow-covered mountain-loving people and their friends. All are welcome. Meets for a wide variety of activities throughout the year. Meetings are held the third Tuesday of every month at rotating locations. Visit http://savannahskiclub.com.

Savannah Sunrise Rotary Club meets Thursdays from 7:30-8:30 a.m. at the First City Club. meets Thursdays from 7:308:30 a.m. at the First City Club. First City Club, 32 Bull St. 912-238-4548. www.firstcityclub.com/ Savannah Toastmasters helps you improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly and supportive environment on Mondays at 6:15 p.m. at Memorial Health University Medical Center, Conference Room C. 352-1935. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue. 912-350-8000. www.memorialhealth.com/ Savannah’s First Pug Playday This group meets every first Saturday at 10 a.m. at the Savannah Dog Park at 41st and Drayton streets. All humans and dogs who live in a pug household are welcome. A donation to the Savannah Dog Park would be

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Adult Dance Classes in ballet, tap and hip-hop are offered at Islands Dance Academy, 115 Charlotte Dr, Whitemarsh Island near Publix shopping center. All levels and body types welcome. $12 per class or 8 classes for $90.

Beginner Adult Ballet is offered Tuesdays from 7:30-8:30 p.m., Intermediate Adult Ballet is offered Mondays from 6:45-7:45 p.m. and Thursdays from 6:30-7:30 p.m.; Intermediate/Advanced Adult Ballet is of-

fered Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays from 11:30 a.m. to 1 p.m., Hip-Hop is offered Tuesdays from 6:307:30 p.m. and Beginner Adult Tap is held Tuesdays from 7-8 p.m. There are a variety of youth classes for ages 3 to teen. Contact Sue Braddy at 897-2100. Islands Dance Academy, 610 Quarterman Dr. 912-8972100.

Argentine Tango Practice and Lesson Learn the dance while having fun Sundays from 1:30-3:30 at the Doris Martine Dance Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. $2 per person.

Call 925-7416. Doris Martin Dance Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. 912-354-8089.

Breffni Academy of Irish Dance has opened a location in Richmond Hill and is accepting students. The academy is located at Life Moves Dance Studio, 10747 Ford Ave. For information, call Michael or Nicola O’Hara at 305-756-8243 or send email to Dance@BreffniAcademy.com. Visit www.IrishDanceClasses.com..

C.C. Express Dance Team meets every Wednesday from 6-8 p.m. at the Windsor Forest Recreation Building.

Clogging or tap dance experience is necessary for this group. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731.

Disabled Ballroom Class Classes are held at Memorial Health’s The Rehabilitation Institute, 4700 Waters Ave. The classes are free and open to anyone.

The next class will be held Saturday, Jan. 26.

Contact Charleen Harden at 308-7307 or cwh0869@yahoo.com. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue. 912-350-8000. www.memorialhealth.com/ Flamenco Enthusiasts Dance or learn flamenco in Savannah with the Flamenco Cooperative. Meetings are held on Saturdays from 1 to 2:30 or 3 p.m. at the Maxine Patterson School of Dance. Any level welcome. If you would like to dance, accompany or sing, contact Laura Chason at laura_chason@yahoo.com. Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 Lincoln St. 912-234-8745.

Gretchen Greene School of Dance is accepting registration for fall classes in tap, ballet, lyrical, acrobatics, jazz and hiphop for ages 3 and up. Adult tap classes are held Tuesday from 7:30-8:15 for beginners and Monday from 7:15-8 p.m. for intermediate. Call 897-4235 or email ggsod.com.

Highest Praise School of the Arts The Winter Quarter classes are held every Tuesday & Thursday at 5 p.m. through March 13. Piano, Acoustic Guitar, Percussions, Dance classes are open to all ages (Pre-k - Adult). For more information call 927-8601 or visit overcomingbyfaith. org. > Through March 13.

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appreciated. Contact Mike or Melinda at kennedy.mike@comcast.net. Savannah Dog Park, East 41st Lane and Drayton St. www. savannahdogpark.com/ Society for American Baseball Research is an international fan and research group devoted to the great game of baseball.

Persons interested in starting a chapter here should e-mail Jim Casey at bigtrain45@ gmail.com. For information about the organization, visit www.SABR.org.

St. Almo The name stands for Savannah True Animal Lovers Meeting Others. Informal dog walks are held Sundays (weather permitting). Meets at 5 p.m. at Canine Palace, 618 Abercorn St. (Time changes with the season.) Call 234-3336. Canine Palace Inc, 618 Abercorn St. 912-234-3336. www.caninepalacesavannah.com Sweet Adeline Chorus rehearses weekly on Wednesdays from 79 p.m. in St. Joseph’s Hopsital’s meeting rooms. Contact vicky.mckinley1@comcast. net. St. Joseph’s Hospital, 11705 Mercy Blvd.

912-819-4100. www.sjchs.org/ Texas Hold ‘Em Tournaments Free poker tournaments are held every week in Savannah, Hinesville and Statesboro. Free to play. Win prizes and gifts. Visit www.

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The Young Professionals of Savannah An AfterHours networking social is held every third Thursday of the month. Visit www.ypsav.net, sign up for the e-newsletter and find out about other upcoming events, or call Leigh Johnson at 659-9846.

TriUnity Opportunity Meeting meets the first and third Thursdays of each month at 7 p.m. at the Best Western at I95 and 204. Learn how to start a business from home. Free. Ask for Chris and Sandy Benton.

Tybee Performing Arts Society meets the first Tuesday of the month at 6:30 p.m. at the old Tybee school All interested, please attend or send e-mail to ried793@ netscape.com.

Urban Professionals meets first Fridays at 7:30 p.m. at Vu at the Hyatt on Bay Street. If you’re not having fun, you’re not doing it right. Call 272-9830 or send e-mail to spannangela@hotmail.com.

Hyatt Regency, 2 W. Bay St. Vietnam Veterans of America Chapter 671 meets monthly at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. Call James Crauswell at 927-3356. American Legion, Post 135, 1108 Bull St. 912-233-9277.

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Mahogany Shades of Beauty Inc. offers dance classes, including hip hop, modern, jazz, West African, ballet, lyrical and step, as well as modeling and acting classes. All ages and all levels are welcome.

Call Mahogany B. at 272-8329.

Masters Dance Classes The Highest Praise Center for the Arts offers master’s dance classes every 3rd Saturday of the month at 9 a.m. Classes for all ages and open to public. For more info, call,927-8601 or visit overcomingbyfaith.org.

Pole Dancing Class POLE DANCING...for exercise. Learn dance moves and spins while working your abs, tone your legs and arms,a total body workout. Ladies Only! The only thing that comes of is your shoes. Classes begin Friday February 15th from 7:30 to 9:30. Space is limited call in advance to make your reservation $70 per month or $22 per class.

Please call for further details 912-398-4776 or email fitnessconnection1@yahoo.com Salsa Classes Learn Salsa “Casino de Rueda” style, a salsa dance that originated in Cuba. Have fun and get in shape all at the same time. Classes are Wednesday from 6-7 p.m. through May 7.

Call Lady Grace at 234-6183 or Juan at 3305421. Through May 7.

Savannah Shag Club offers shag music every Wednesday and Friday at 7 p.m. at American Legion Post 36 on Victory Drive.

Shag-Beach Bop-Etc. Savannah hosts Magnificent Mondays from 6:30-11 p.m. at Double’s, Holiday Inn/Midtown, 7100 Abercorn St. Free basic shag, swing, salsa, cha cha, line dance and others are offered the first two Mondays and free shag lessons are offered. The lesson schedule is posted at www.shagbeachbop.com and announced each Monday. The dance lessons are held 6:30-7:30 p.m. Special cocktail prices are from 6:30-10 p.m. and their are hors d’ouerves. There is no cover charge.

Everyone is invited and welcomed into club membership. Call 927-4784 or 398-8784 or visit www.shagbeachbop.com. Doubles Lounge, 7100 Abercorn Street. 912-3527100.

The STUDIO Adult Beginner Ballet Class is being offered. The STUDIO also is accepting new students 5 and up for the new season. Contact Veronica at 695-9149. The STUDIO is located at 2805 Roger Lacey Ave. just off the intersection of Skidaway and Victory. Call Veronica at 695-9149 or visit ww.thestudiosav.com. The STUDIO, 2805B Lacy Avenue. 912-356-8383. www.thestudiosav.com/ Youth Dance Program The West Broad Street YMCA, Inc. presents its Instructional DanceProgram in jazz and ballet for kids 4 to 18. $30 per month for one class and $35 per month for both classes.

Call 233-1951. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. 912-233-1951.

Fitness

A balanced life Student massage is offered at the Savannah School of Massage Therapy, Inc. Cost ranges

from $30 to $40 for a one-hour massage and sessions are instructor supervised. Call 3553011 for an appointment. The school is located at 6413B Waters Ave. www.ssomt.com.

Savannah School of Massage Therapy, Inc, 6413 Waters Avenue. 912-355-3011. www. ssomt.com/ Belly Dancing for Fun and Fitness A workout and a party, each class is an event. Provided are big colorful veils, jangling coin hip scarves, jingly rattling bracelets, exotic music from India, Turkey, Morocco and around the world, jeweled bindis to stick on your forehad and an assistant to make sure everyone gets personal attention. Held Sundays at 4 p.m., cost is $20 per class. Call 660-7399 for location.

Cardiorespiratory Endurence Training will be offered by Chatham County Park Services for persons 18 and up at Tom Triplett Park on Tuesdays from 5:306:30 p.m. and Thursdays from 8-9 a.m.

Participants should wear comfortable clothing and will be required to sign a waiver form before participating. All classes are free. Call 652-6780 or 965-9629. Tom Triplett Community Park, U.S. Highway 80 West. 912-652-6780.

Center for Wellbeing Hatha Yoga classes are offered Monday and Wednesday from 5:30-6:30 p.m. Pre-register by calling 8196463. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. 912- 819-6000. www. sjchs.org Detox and De-Stress Easy and simple yoga followed by meditation, helping the body to throww off toxins and stress. Tuesdays and Thursdays at 5:30 p.m. at Yoga Hause, 1203 E. 72nd St. Suggested donation $5. Yoga Hause, 1203 E. 72nd St. Dog Yoga The Yoga Room will hold a dog yoga class every first Sunday of the month at 2 p.m. at Forsyth Park. The cost is a $10 donation, with all donations given to Save-ALife. Bring a mat or blanket and a sense of humor. Yoga for dogs is a fun way to relax and bond with your four-legged pet. Great for all levels and all sizes. 898-0361 or www. thesavannahyogaroom.com. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. 912-233-6800.

Energy Share every first and third Friday of the month at a new integrated healing center located at 72nd and Sanders streets. Call Kylene at 713-3879.

Fit Lunch 30 to 40 Minute workout on your lunch hour. Classes offered Monday, Wednesday & Friday from 10:45am until 2:00pm by Fitness Body & Balance Personal Training Studio. Classes are organized and led by 2 Certified Personal Trainers and will utilize a variety of training techniques which may include strength training, interval and cardio as well as core, balance and flexibility.

Advanced booking required. Please call for further details 912-398-4776 or 912-2249667. www.bodybalance.com.

Fountain of Youth Tibetan rites taught free every Tuesday and Friday at 7:30 a.m. at Yoga Hause, 1203 E.

72nd St. Yoga Hause, 1203 E. 72nd St. Gentle Yoga Gentle Yoga with Mary Ann is offered Wednesdays at 5:30 p.m. Participants must be 18 or older. Mat and blanket are required.

Limited to 12 participants. Pre-register at adultenrichment@uusavanah.org or call 234-0980. Held at the Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah upstairs in Phillippa’s Place. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. 912-234-0980. www.uusavannah.org Ladies Livin Smart fitness club provides nutritional education and exercise to encourage lifestyle changes at the St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. at 5:30 p.m. Call 447-6605.

Monday through Friday from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. 912447-6605. www.sjchs.org/1844.cfm Learn to Run and Swim Learn to Run & Swim ...offered Tuesday from 5pm to 7pm at Lake Mayer. Classes are for ALL, beginners to advanced. Running offered from 5pm to 6pm at Lake Mayer followed by Swimming at the Aquatic Center from 6pm to 7pm. Join us for both activities or chose just one. Sessions are organized and led by a Certified Personal Trainer & Triathlete. Please call for more information & pricing 912-675-1104 or visit www.coastaltriathlon.com. \ Mindful Fitness Membership Price Plan $25 per month includes entry into all the Center for WellBeing classes. Pre-register in Suite 120 in the Candler Heart & Lung building. 819-6463. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. 912819-6000. www.sjchs.org Mommy and Baby Yoga Classes are held Wednesdays from 10:30 a.m. to 11:45 a.m. at the Savannah Yoga Center, 25 E. 40th St. Infants must be 6 weeks to 6 months, pre-crawling. The cost is $13 per class. Multi-class discounts are available. The instructor is Betsy Boyd Strong. Walk-ins are welcome. Call 441-6653 or visit www. savannahyoga.com. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. 912-232-2994. www.savannahyoga.com/ Moms in Motion A pre and post-natal exercise program is offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for WellBeing. The cost is $30 per month. Call 819-6463. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. 912-819-6000. www.sjchs.org/ National Gymnastics Day Whitemarsh Island YMCA will host a free gymnastics open house on Saturday, Aug. 4 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at 66 Johnny Mercer Blvd. Appropriate for children 2 and up.

YMCA Whitemarsh Island, 135 Whitemarsh Island Rd. 912-897-6158.

Overcoming by Faith Ministries Aerobics and Exercise Classes Free classes are offered every Tuesday and Thursday at 6 p.m. at 9700 Middleground Rd. in Savannah. All classes are open to the public. For more information, call 927-8601.

Pilates Classes are offered every Tuesday and Thursday from 6-7 p.m. at the St. Joseph’s/Candler

Center for WellBeing. Pre-register by calling 819-6463. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. 912-819-6000. www.sjchs.org/ Savannah Yoga Center Located at 1321 Bull St. Call 441-6653 or visit www.savannahyoga.com for schedule of classes, times and fees. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. 912-232-2994. www.savannahyoga.com/ Senior Power Hour is a program for people over 55. Health and wellness professionals help reach fitness goals. The program may include, but isn’t limited to, strength training, cardio for the heart, flexibility, balance, basic healthy nutrition and posture concerns. Call 898-7714.

Structure Fitness Bootcamp Monday, Wednesday, Friday 6 a.m clases at Forsyth Park to get you into the best shape of your life. Classes differ daily and challenge you with cardio and strength building intervals to build stamina, strength, power, agility and coordination. You should be able to maintain a light jog for 10 minutes as a participant. 4 week commitment required. Visit www.structurefitness.net or call Jennifer at 224-0406. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. 912-233-6800.

Sunrise Boot Camp at Tybee Island will be held Monday through Friday from 6-7 a.m. Park in the North Beach parking lot and go over the first crossover. Bring a mat. Conducted by Paul Butrym, certified personal trainer and ex-Marine. Three days of strength training and two days of cardio each week. The cost is $10 per class, $40 for the week or $75 for a four-week session. Call 604-0611 or email pbutrym@comcast.net.

Tai Chi Classes St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for Wellbeing offers classes Mondays and Fridays from 10:30-11:30 a.m. and Tuesdays and Thursdays from 5:30-6:30 p.m. Pre-register by calling 819-6463. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. 912819-6000. www.sjchs.org Tai Chi Relaxation Class is held Sundays from 3-4:30 p.m. at The Yoga Room, 115 Charlotte Rd., Whitemarsh Center. 898-0361 or www.thesavannahyogaroomm.com. Ancient Chinese exercises that were specifically developed to heal body, mind and spirit together. Held Saturdays from 3-4:30 p.m. at The Yoga Room, 115 Charlotte Rd. Call 898-0351.

Tai Chi Yang Style Short Form Slow and relaxed for all ages. 6-week introductory class begins Thursday, Jan. 24 from 7-8:30 p.m. at Southern Hemisphere Books, 41 Habersham. $10 per session. Instructor is Tom Wilke. Call 707-616-1200 after 7 p.m. or e-mail jwilke56@sprintpcs.com.

The Yoga Room Visit www.thesavannahyogaroom.com or call 898-0361 for a schedule of classes, times and fees. Savannah Yoga Room, 115 Charlotte Dr. 912-898-0361. www.thesavannahyogaroom.com/ Women on Weights Spine & Sports Personal Training offers the Women on Weights (WOW) Program. The WOW Program is designed to meet the specific needs of women. It is a series of one hour training sessions led by a Certified

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First City Network Board Meeting Meets the first Monday at 6:30 p.m. at FCN’s office, 307 E. Harris St., 2nd floor. 236-CITY or www.firstcitynetwork.org. First City Network, 307 E Harris St. 912-236-CITY. www.firstcitynetwork.org/ Gay AA Meeting meets Sunday and Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. at 311 E. Macon St. For information, contact Ken at 398-8969.

Georgia Equality Savannah is the local chapter of Georgia’s largest gay rights group. 104 W. 38th St. 944-0996.

Savannah Pride, Inc. meets on the first Wednesday of every month at 6:30 p.m. at the FCN office located

at 307 E. Harris St. Everyone is encouraged to attend, for without the GLBT community, there wouldn’t be a need for Pride.

Call Patrick Mobley at 224-3238. First City Network, 307 E Harris St. 912-236-CITY. www.firstcitynetwork.org/ Stand Out Youth -- Savannah A Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender and Questioning youth organization. Meets every Friday at 7 p.m. at the FCN building located at 307 E. Harris St. Call 657-1966, email info@standoutyouth.org or visit www. standoutyouth.org. First City Network, 307 E Harris St. 912-236-CITY. www.firstcitynetwork.org/ What Makes A Family is a children’s therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Groups range in age from 10 to 18 and are held twice a month. Call 3522611.

Health

Better Breathers of Savannah meets to discuss and share information on C.O.P.D. and how people live with the disease. For info, call Dicky at 665-4488 or dickyt1954@yahoo.com.

Community Cardiovascular Council, Inc. Control your high blood pressure. Free blood pressure checks and information at the Community Cardiovascular Council at 1900 Abercorn St. Monday through Friday from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. 232-6624.

Community HealthCare Center is a non-profit organization that provides free medical care for uninsured individuals who work or live in Chatham County and do not qualify for Medicare or Medicaid. All patients receive free examinations, medicine through the patient assistance program and free lab work. Women receive free pap tests and mammograms. Call 692-1451 to see if you qualify for services. Located at 310 Eisenhower Dr., No. 5, Medical Center.

Community Health Mission, Inc, 310 Eisenhower Dr., Suite 6.

Diabetes and Hypertension A free seminar wil be presented March 6 from 5:30-7 p.m. at the African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 557-6605. Through March 6. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. 912-447-6605. www.sjchs. org/1844.cfm

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Dual Recovery Anonymous This 12-step program addresses all addictions and mental health recovery. Persons who are recovering from an addiction and a mental health problem can send e-mail to katkope@netscape.com for information.

Eating Disorders/Self Harm Support Group A 12-step group for people with eating disorders and self-harm disorders. For information, call Brandon Lee at 927-1324.

Every Step Counts Survivor Walk This monthly cancer survivors’ walk is free and open to all survivors and their loved ones. Call DeDe Cargill at 398-6654.

Free blood pressure checks and blood sugar screenings are conducted at three locations within St. Joseph’s/Candler. From 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. and 5:15-7 p.m. every Tuesday and Thursday, checks will be offered at the St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 447-6605 to make an appointment. Checks are offered every Monday from 10 a.m. to noon at the Smart Senior office, No. 8 Medical Arts Center. No appointment is necessary. Checks will be offered Monday through Friday from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at St. Mary’s Community Center at 812 W. 36th St. Call 447-0578.

Free hearing & speech screening Every Thursday morning from 9-11 a.m. at the Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E. 66th Street. Call 355-4601.

Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St. 912-355-4601. www.savannahspeechandhearing.org/ Free Skin Cancer Screenings will be offered March 8 at the Islands YMCA. Appointments are required and may be made by calling 819-3368. Through March 8.

HIV/AIDS and STD awareness training My Brothaz Home, Inc., a local nonprofit HIV/AIDS organization, offers free HIV/ AIDS and STD awareness training, risk reduction counseling and prevention case management to individual males and groups of males. Upon completion of the training, a monetary incentive and educational materials will be given to each participant. Call 231-8727. My Brothaz H.O.M.E., 211 Price St. 912-231-8727. www.mybrothazhome. org/Welcome.html

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Hypnobirthing Childbirth Classes are being offered at the Family Health and Birth Center in Rincon. The group classes offer an opportunity for couples to learn the child birthing process together, while providing a very integral role to the companion participating. Classes provide specialized breathing and guided imagery techniques designed to reduce stress during labor. All types of births are welcome.

Classes run monthly, meeting Saturdays for three consecutive weeks. To register, call The Birth Connection at 843-683-8750 or email Birththroughlove@yahoo.com. Family Health & Birth Center, 119 Chimney Rd. 912-826-4155. www.themidwifegroup.com/ Kidney/Pancreas Transplant Clinic is offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler and Emory.

Patients can receive pre and post-operative care at the clinic rather than travel to Atlanta. Call Karen Traver, R.N. Transplant Coordinator, at 819-8350.

La Leche League of Savannah Call Phoebe at 897-9261.

Lose Weight Through Hypnosis No pills, laser or surgery. Change your attitude about yourself and the food you eat for life. 15 years experience. For info, call 9273432.

Mammograms St. Joseph’s/Candler will be performing mammograms to screen for breast cancer in its mobile screening unit. Mammograms will be performed March 4 and 18 at St. Joseph’s/Candler Medical Group in Rincon, March 5 and 19 at the St. Joseph’s/Candler Medical Group in Pembroke. March 6 at the St. Joseph’s/Candler Medical Group of the Islands, March 11 and 25 at St. Joseph’s/Candler Medical Group of Pooler and March 12 at the Bryan County Health Department. For appointments, call 8196800. SJ/C accepts most insurance plans.

Financial assistance is available to women who qualify.

Meditation and Energy Flow Group Meet with others who practice meditation or want to learn how. Discuss techniques and related areas of holistic health and healing, Reiki and CAM. Reduce stress and increase peace and health. Call Ellen at 247-4263 or RSVP at http://meditation.meetup.com/490.

Memorial Health blood pressure check are offered free every Tuesday and Thursday from 7:30-9:30 a.m. at GenerationOne. 3507587. w

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Yoga Teacher Training Institute A 200-hour Basic Yoga Teacher Training program is offered at Savannah Yoga Center.

It meets Yoga Alliance standards, and graduates will receive a certificate and be eligible for certification by the alliance. The cost for the entire course is $1,500. Call 441-6653 or visit www.savannahyoga.com. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. 912-232-2994. www.savannahyoga.com/ Yogalates Classes are offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for WellBeing on Thursdays from 5:45-6:45 p.m. in Suite 203 of the Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St. The cost is $30 for four sessions or $50 for eight sessions. Call 819-6463. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. 912-819-6000. www.sjchs. org/ Zumba Fitness Classes are being held every week in the Pooler and Rincon areas. Zumba is a fusion of Latin and international music, dance themes that create a dynamic, exciting and effective fitness system. No dance partner is required. Participants of all ages and shapes are encouraged to attend. The cost is $7 per class. For location and info, contact Carmen at 484-1266 or calexe@comcast.net.

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KOKOPELLI’s JAZZ CLUB

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en, trunk room, heartpine floors, claw foot tub in BA, 4 fireplaces, central heat/air. Additional efficiency behind house perfect for rental. $249,000. Owner is a licensed real estate agent in the state of GA. Call Cindy Glazar, 247-6555. Keller Williams Realty Coastal Area Partners 356-5001.

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3 Acre Lots

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Owner financing $500 down + closing.

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60 Acres @ 40 acre price. Only $29,800, $400/down, $290/month. Surveyed, roads, Near El Paso Texas. No credit checks. Limited availabilit y. Call now 866-496-8225. www.sunsetrances.com.

Lots in Portal 5 acre lots, Hwy 24. Water/septic tank available.

Owner financing $500 down, $300 closing.

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NORTHSIDE INDUSTRIAL PARK

for sale. 3,000 sq ft metal building. Call for information 682-6379

3 BED only $413/mo!

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401 E. 60th St.

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42 Fenced b/y. Pets Ok w/dep., On Bus Route, $1500/month, Call 236-3660.

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900sq.ft. cottage, full kitchen, AC, 1 bath, washer/dryer, parking, cat ok, courtyard, f re n c h d o o r s, m i d town, $650. Call 236-3660.

BEAUTIFUL SUNSETS across marsh from large screen porch and ver y private fenced yard. 2 BR, L, D, K w/ eating bar + study, laundry/storage. (W/D incl.). Recently remodeled. Hardwood. floors, ceiling fans, patio and outdoor s h o we r. Pe t s n e g. $1025/month + lawn service. 404-216-4580

Brick Farm Home for Lease

6 bedroom, 2 bath.

Hopeulikit, Georgia.

Great for Hunting & Fi s h i n g $ 8 5 0 p e r month + deposit.

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Downtown, Three Bedroom, with hardwood floors, central h e a t & a i r, c l o s e t o SCAD and Krogers $1000/month.

E F F I N G H A M SCHOOLS: 4BR,3BA, eat-in kitchen, fire place, screened patio, treehouse, fenced 1 acre. 6 month lease available and reduction on rent with 3 good references.

655-1529, Faulkville.

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3BR/1.5BA in Windsor Forest, living room, d i n i n g ro o m , l a rg e family room, central heat/air, washer/dryer connections, New wood floors, nonsmoking, no pets.

Close to schools and H A A F. $ 9 2 9 / m o n t h plus deposit. No Section 8 accepted. Call: 912-920-1936 Rent to O wn! Nice Home 3bd/2ba. Call 24 hour recorded message for the details: 866-202-5995 ext 7

1Bd, 1Bath, Apartment

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Ardsley Park/Baldwin Park . 1BR/1BA with separate living and dining rooms, dishwasher. $650/month.

Call: 912-441-1999.

One bedroom apartments

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Now Renting. 764-3438.

STARLAND DAIRY DISTRICT: 2BR/2BA, beautiful 2nd floor Apt. hardwood floors, offstreet parking, appliances including washer/dryer, lots of windows, no dogs. $950/month plus security, includes water.

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Tybee Beach Condo

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912-354-6864.

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