Connect Savannah September 2, 2015

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Wednesday / 2 Film: Birthday Salute to John Saxon

First Friday Art March

The PFS will screen a very rare 1970s film starring John Saxon of Enter the Dragon and Nightmare on Elm Street.

8 p.m The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. $7

FRIDAY / 4

A monthly art walk featuring galleries, restaurants, boutiques and more. Free Trolley transportation, Indie Arts Market, and Kids Art Activities. first Friday of every month, 6-9 p.m Art Rise Savannah, 2427 Desoto Ave. Free 907-299-6227. info@artmarchsavannah.com

Film: The Fifth Element

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In the 23rd century, a New York City cabbie, Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis), finds the fate of the world in his hands when Leeloo (Milla Jovovich) falls into his cab. As the embodiment of the fifth element, Leeloo needs to combine with the other four to keep the approaching Great Evil from destroying the world. Together with Father Vito Cornelius (Ian Holm) and zany broadcaster Ruby Rhod (Chris Tucker), Dallas must race against time and the wicked industrialist Zorg (Gary Oldman) to save humanity.

8 p.m Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St.

Savannah Sand Gnats

Vs. Augusta. Pack the Park for charity.

7:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. $8

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ReptiDay Savannah Reptile & Exotic Animal Show SUNDAY / 6

ReptiDay Savannah is a oneday reptile event featuring vendors offering reptile pets, supplies, feeders, cages, and merchandise as well as live animal seminars and frequent free raffles for coveted prizes. Exciting, educational, family-oriented fun for everyone.

10 a.m.-5 p.m Alee Shriner’s Temple, 100 Eisenberg Dr. $10 863-268-4273. RepticonEvents@repticon.com. reptiday.com/savannah.html

Concert: Fantasia and Anthony Hamilton

Celebrate Labor Day with Fantasia and Anthony Hamilton. Featuring Lyfe Jennings.

8 p.m The Savannah Civic Center, 301 West Oglethorpe Ave. $25-$55

Lecture: Roxane Gay

Roxane Gay, author of “Bad Feminist” and professor of English at Purdue University, delivers the 2015 Ursrey Memorial Lecture.

7 p.m Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St.

Lunch’N’Thinc with Ken Swain

Ken Swain of Sophos has more than 16 years of experience in the technology sector and will speak at ThincSavannah’s lunch series.

11:30 a.m.-1 p.m ThincSavannah, 35 Barnard St. Suite 300. $5 for non-members

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Featured in “Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil,” Lady Chablis performs at Club One. 6:30-9:30 p.m Club One, 1 Jefferson St.

Bacon Fest

Labor Day Beach Bash SUNDAY / 6

Enjoy live music by the Swingin’ Medallions and fireworks from the Tybee Pier.

7-10 p.m Tybee Pier Pavilion, Off HWY 80 at the end of Tybrisa St. Free

That’s right bacon lovers, Bacon Fest is happening on River Street. Select local restaurants will be serving up their mouthwatering bacon creations all weekend long.

4-10 p.m Friday, 10-10 Saturday Rousakis Plaza, River St. Free

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Film: Digging for Fire

Featuring a host of familiar actors, the incredibly prolific Joe Swanberg’s newest film is a “tender, wildly imaginative comic drama.”

5 & 8 p.m, Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd., $8

Deckard (Harrison Ford) is forced by the police Boss (M. Emmet Walsh) to continue his old job as Replicant Hunter. His assignment: eliminate four escaped Replicants from the colonies who have returned to Earth. Before starting the job, Deckard goes to the Tyrell Corporation and he meets Rachel (Sean Young), a Replicant girl he falls in love with.

8 p.m Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St.

First Friday Art March

Saturday / 5 Century of Sentries

Throughout the weekend participate in a variety of hands-on activities appropriate for all ages and learn about the daily life of the soldiers stationed at Fort Jackson.

Learn about the many individuals and units of the of the Revolutionary War, War of 1812, and Civil War. 9 a.m.-5 p.m Old Fort Jackson, 1 Fort Jackson Rd. $7 per adult $4 per child (ages 2-12)

A monthly art walk featuring galleries, restaurants, boutiques and more. Free Trolley transportation, Indie Arts Market, and Kids Art Activities. first Friday of every month, 6-9 p.m Art Rise Savannah, 2427 Desoto Ave. Free 907-299-6227. info@artmarchsavannah.com

Film: Digging for Fire

First Friday Fireworks

First Saturday Hike

Celebrate the end of the week and the beginning of a new month with First Friday Fireworks, presented by Wet Willie’s. first Friday of every month, 9:30 p.m Rousakis Plaza, River St. Free

First Friday for Folk Music

Monthly folk music showcase hosted by the Savannah Folk Music Society in a friendly, alcohol-free environment.

September performers: David Alley and Chris Emerson & Cynergy first Friday of every month, 7:30 p.m First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave. $5 donation 912-898-1876. savannahfolk.org

Featuring a host of familiar actors, the incredibly prolific Joe Swanberg’s newest film is a “tender, wildly imaginative comic drama.”

5 & 8 p.m Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. $8 This moderately-paced, 3-mile hike will include a talk about the different ecosystems of the park. Wear sturdy shoes and bring water and insect repellant. Parking pass is $5. first Saturday of every month, 9 a.m Fort McAllister Historic Park, 3894 Fort McAllister Rd. $2 912-727-2339

Forsyth Farmers Market

Local and regional produce, honey, meat, dairy, pasta, baked goods and other delights. Rain or shine.

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well as educational sessions, a corn hole tournament, silent disco and live music.

1-5 p.m Savannah International Trade & Convention Center, 1 International Dr. $40 - $85 savannahcraftbrewfest.com

Kerry Shay, an organic farmer and owner of landscaping company Victory Gardens, provides free instruction. First and third Saturday of every month. first Saturday of every month, 8:30-9:30 a.m Charles H. Morris Center, 10 East Broad St. Free and open to the public

Savannah Seersucker Ride

Labor Day Celebration

Join for some old-fashioned family fun.

Civil War era games and prizes. $8 per adult and $5 per children ages 6-17.

10 a.m.-4 p.m Fort McAllister Historic Park, 3894 Fort McAllister Rd.

The second annual Savannah Seersucker Ride will roll from Daffin Park to Forsyth Park and end in a catered picnic. Helmets are strongly encouraged.

2-5 p.m Daffin Park, 1198 Washington Ave. Free and open to the public

Living History Event

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Travel back to late summer 1861 as Fort Pulaski National Monument hosts a special living history event where living historians will garrison a Confederate Fort Pulaski and recreate many aspects of daily life at the Civil War post.

Fort Pulaski National Monument 912-786-5787. nps.gov/fopu

Century of Sentries

Savannah Craft Brew Festival

The 2015 Savannah Craft Brew Fest, presented by Abita Beer and Habersham Beverage, will feature over 150 world class craft brews in various beer gardens, as

Throughout the weekend participate in a variety of hands-on activities appropriate for all ages and learn about the daily life of the soldiers stationed at Fort Jackson.

Sep. 5-7, 9 a.m.-5 p.m Old Fort Jackson, 1 Fort Jackson Rd. $7 per adult $4 per child (ages 2-12) chsgeorgia.org/OFJ

Film: Once Upon a Time in America

Watch a movie and enjoy meatballs at the Florence with the Movies and Meatballs

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7:30 p.m The Florence, 1 B West Victory Drive.

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Film: Star Wars Episode VI: Return of folks who want to save the Earth. the Jedi second Tuesday of every month, 5:30 p.m Watch a movie and enjoy meatballs at the Florence with the Movies and Meatballs series.

4:30 p.m The Florence, 1 B West Victory Drive.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub, 311 West Congress St. Free to attend. Cash bar.

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A poetry and music open mic with an emphasis on sharing new, original, thoughtful work. second Tuesday of every month, 8 p.m The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave.

Century of Sentries

Throughout the weekend participate in a variety of hands-on activities appropriate for all ages and learn about the daily life of the soldiers stationed at Fort Jackson.

Learn about the many individuals and units of the of the Revolutionary War, War of 1812, and Civil War that are part of the story of a Century of Sentries at Old Fort Jackson. Take part in marching, battle reenactments, heavy artillery drill, and musket and cannon demonstrations. All ages are welcome.

Sep. 5-7, 9 a.m.-5 p.m Old Fort Jackson, 1 Fort Jackson Rd. $7 per adult $4 per child (ages 2-12)

Tongue: Open Mouth and Music Show hosted by Melanie Goldey

Wednesday / 9 Film: The Oily Maniac

Inspired by and loosely based on a strange Malaysian folk legend of a strange, manlike creature covered in a dark, greasy substance which roams the streets at night, this Hong Kong-made action/horror hybrid from famed Chinese movie studio Shaw Brothers was never released in the USA. 8 p.m The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. $6

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news & Opinion Editor’s Note

by Jim Morekis

jim@connectsavannah.com

IT WAS a week of nightmares: Within a day of two TV journalists being murdered on camera in Virginia, a Savannah State University student was shot and killed at the Student Union on campus.

It’s ironic that of all the 26 murders in Savannah so far this year, the SSU fatality was the one that made CNN, almost certainly because it was on a college campus.

Horrifying as it was, the SSU shooting is perhaps least indicative of our problem here, since the victim and almost certainly the still-at-large shooter are from out of the area, and Metro police have no jurisdiction there (the GBI will handle the case from here).

This corruption was aided and abetted by the same incumbent politicians now asking for your vote again this November.

They ask for, and indeed expect, your vote again, despite dragging their heels on police reform and new hiring and compensation packages even as I write this.

It took the City eight months after hiring yet another consultant to institute the recommended pay raise—and as recently as two weeks ago it looked like that pay raise still might not even completely go through!

They ask for your vote again—despite coming perilously close to screwing up the entire City/County police merger itself, within weeks of hiring a new police chief to replace the one they previously hired that just went to prison!

Too few of us, though, would point out the core factor of most all our problems here, including crime: Poverty.

The City of Savannah still remains at

into 4 times in a 2 year period and my car once before we got an alarm system,” said McKeithen.

“So now her slogan is ‘Put The 5th First.’

Is this a statement, a wish, or something that’s going to be done at a future date? My thought is that 3 1/2 years ago you should have started putting the 5th first and we would have had economic growth and a better quality of life,” McKeithen wrote.

I doubt many white people in Savannah can even conceive what 60 percent poverty looks and feels like. I certainly can’t.

It’s a life we tend to view purely through the lens of what new violent crime has been reported in those low-income areas.

But it’s all related.

Don’t get me wrong: addressing gun violence in Savannah is something that needed to happen yesterday. It needs to be addressed through fully staffing the police, through improving the court system so

The City of Savannah still remains at a stubborn 26-28 percent poverty rate, about the same rate we’ve experienced for decades.

But that’s how it is with gun violence.

It takes on a life of its own, and once out of control goes in all kinds of directions you previously saw only in your scariest dreams.

The gun debate is complicated for a number of reasons, not least among them the fact that though the NRA is consistently blamed for gun violence, actual card-carrying NRA activists make up the tiniest fraction of a percentage of the people out there blowing other people away.

You can certainly make the case that the NRA’s influence has made it nearly impossible for elected officials to address gun control, but still… the NRA isn’t pulling those tens of thousands of triggers.

Then again, if it weren’t a complicated debate, we’d have solved it years ago.

If you ask people in Savannah what is the main problem here today, I guess 75-80 percent would say “crime.”

When I was growing up, you could ask people the same question and you’d have gotten the same answer.

You can redirect all the City’s resources to fighting crime if you want. Certainly more should be done, including redoubling efforts to address the ridiculous understaffing and attrition rate of Metro police.

It is mind-boggling how glacially slow the pace of reform has been on this issue, but understandable when you realize the foot-dragging has its roots in the long-tolerated corruption of the upper ranks.

a stubborn 26-28 percent poverty rate, about the same rate we’ve had for decades.

The poverty rate disproportionately impacts the local African American community, also the community most disproportionately impacted by violent crime.

This of course is no coincidence and is hardly rocket science, but for some reason many people have problems connecting the dots.

One person who doesn’t have that problem is Shaundra Smith McKeithen, challenging Estella Shabazz for City Council’s District 5.

The Fifth District is probably Savannah’s most impoverished, and only getting more so. In a Facebook post over the weekend, McKeithen said: “In 2011 Estella Shabazz, Alderman for the 5th District, baited many of us unassuming voters by saying ‘I want to focus on economic development and quality of life improvements in the district.’ That was good bait because with the 56% poverty rate in the 5th District at that time we sure needed economic growth, and that surely would have lead to a better quality of life for many,” she wrote.

“Thanks to the good old bait and switch, now we have a 60% poverty rate in this area and the quality of life has gotten worse. My children alone have had 6 bikes stolen between the two of them. Our parks are not safe to play in so both of them are overweight, and my house was broken

repeat offenders will stay behind bars, and through breaking the code of silence in bullet-torn neighborhoods.

But there’s little point in addressing crime unless you also address the economy.

The economy isn’t the only thing influencing the crime rate, but that’s the thing most directly in local control.

Otherwise, the violence will always return. As it has.

And we will keep having this same conversation, year after year after year.

Tired of it yet?

In a town this deceptively small, where everyone knows everyone else, every remark is taken personally, and petty vendettas last a lifetime, it takes real personal courage to address these issues.

I want to point out how courageous Ms. McKeithen is, and how much she deserves your respect whether or not you can vote in the Fifth.

Alderwoman Shabazz and her husband —a County Commissioner in the vein of political power couples now so fashionable in this area—have gained a reputation even among the African American community as frankly, bullies. But still, they are not people to trifle with.

For Savannah to have any chance to break the decades-old cycle of poverty and crime, leaders with courage and skin in the game will be sorely needed, and they will need your support. cs

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Notes from the graveyard

By Jessica Leigh Lebos

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While a piece of chocolate cake can do wonders for a lagging spirit, it’s probably best not to overindulge your sweet tooth or your thoughts about death.

Unless you’re Don Teuton, in which case, you think about the latter like it’s your job, since it is.

The Savannah native spends almost every day amongst Savannah’s most prominent dead people in Bonaventure Cemetery, giving tours for the living, for a living. But unlike some of us, the nature of his obsession is more pragmatic than philosophical.

“I’ve always been fascinated by this place, how people are memorialized after they’re gone,” muses the middle-aged dad who goes by his guide name, Bonaventure Don. “These monuments and headstones tell the city’s history.”

True enough, around every marble corner is a Tattnall, a Telfair, a Jones or another famous local figure—some who were exhumed from elsewhere and brought here posthumously in the 1840s at the behest of then-Evergreen Cemetery entrepreneur Peter Wiltberger to drum up business.

That macabre marketing ploy worked, and the former rice plantation is now the final resting place of notable local

Have you seen this fox? We didn’t, but we’ll keep looking. Photo by angelina acuna

characters from all over the centuries, from settlers and soldiers to songbird Johnny Mercer to local fashion designer and Chanel licensee Sophie Meldrim Shonnard, who sewed the pink bouclé suit Jacquelyn Kennedy Onassis was wearing the day of her husband’s assassination.

This is the garden of cadavers and crypts that put Savannah on the tourism map, but Don, who is also on the board of the Bonaventure Historical Society, is adamant that it offers only a partial history.

The city’s African American narrative, told through the hand-carved headstones of nameless slaves and the monument to civil rights activist W.W. Law, can be

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Though an avowed lover of local lore, I’m embarrassed to admit that I’ve only visited Bonaventure once, for an actual funeral, and did not tarry to enjoy the moss-draped ambience. I’ve never been a big fan of cemeteries, all that fussy formality and somber granite, and my neurotic notions don’t need any encouragement.

Anyway, in spite of my morbid meditations, I haven’t given much thought at all about what’s to be done with my meat puppet once I’ve vacated it for the next dimension. Maybe I’d like to be cremated, my

ashes sprinkled via hot air balloon over a snowy mountaintop, like toppings on a sundae. Or wrap me in a cotton sheet, bury me in the backyard and plant a cherry tree on top. In any case, I’m going out how I lived, with dessert on my mind.

The only reason I’d called up Bonaventure Don at all is because I’d heard reports of a fox scampering around the headstones during his tours. In addition to sweets, I’m a huge sucker for friendly wild things.

I pulled along my colleague Anna for a fox finding field trip, since we’d had so much fun stalking the owls of Skidaway Island earlier this year.

“Don’t worry, I won’t dig up any bones this time,” she whispered as we traipsed along the grounds.

Don led us down Mullryne Way towards the bluff where the fox had been seen the day before, pointing out the intricate Gothic flourishes and serene marble angels that watch over the dead. We passed the graves of Little Gracie Watkins, whose eerie, life-like statue inspires visitors to leave candy and toys on the steps, and the original slut-shamed diva Eleanor Whitaker, aka Hard-Hearted Hannah, the Vamp of Savannah.

Spurred by low blood sugar, I mostly pondered the thousands of forgotten names that time’s relentless maw swallowed long ago, their only legacies a set of dates and a pithy epitaph. Our favorite was Martha Kirksey’s, who died in1889: “She did what she could.” Sounds like poor Martha could have used more chocolate.

Some graves had piled rocks on top of the headstones, a worldwide Jewish practice that has been curiously adopted by Bonaventure visitors for any of its permanent residents, regardless of religion. Perhaps it’s a testament that we all meet each other in the end anyway.

Listening to the wind whistle through the 250-year old oaks, I began to appreciate hanging out with the dead, how contemplating eternity in this lovely place can help time slow down enough for a person to catch her breath in this insane world.

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We had just strolled past poet Conrad Aiken’s final resting place (oy, that guy’s story) when I saw a flash of copper fur out of the corner of my eye. I turned just in time to see a black-tipped tail disappear past a stone cherub.

“There he is!” I gasped. Anna and I hopped around the headstones, trying to catch a glimpse of our vulpine crush without treading on anyone’s sacred ground.

We searched for over an hour, but the fox stayed shy. Our wildlife quest did yield soaring ospreys, egrets and several butterflies as big as my hand.

A red-tailed hawk alighted on a marble slab a few feet away, then took off again with a blue-tailed skink in its talons.

All this life finally distracted me from the grim heft of the last week. The horrific murders of two journalists at the hand of yet another sociopath with a gun. The fatal shooting of yet another young person, a college student. Too many beautiful friends fighting for their lives against the demon cancer and other disease. My dear, infirm mother-in-law still resisting the end with every shallow breath.

The existential angst of it all is bad enough, and sometimes the visceral loss can be too much to bear. The fact that the only death that we won’t have to live with is our own provides little solace.

It’s comforting to find that chilling with the dead is a decent way to cope. Maybe even more effective than a cream-stuffed éclair.

I’ve visited Bonaventure several more times since, telling myself I was going back to look for the elusive Mr. (or Ms.) Fox. But I kept lingering, walking further among the paths, greeting the now familiar etched names like old friends.

I haven’t see the fox, only a set of tiny footprints that could just as well have been made by someone’s Chihuahua.

But I did wander across a grassy open space in the Jewish section, where the dates are more recent. My mother-in-law will lie here sooner than later, and apparently there are a couple of spots in the plot for both my husband and I, thanks to the foresight of family. (Despite its fame, Bonaventure still has plenty of room for you and yours, too: Only about half of the 60,000 individual sites are occupied.)

I guess it’s a bit weird that hanging out in a graveyard has been an antidote for ruminating too much on my own mortality.

Yet sitting on the damp ground, the Wilmington River rushing by and the sparrows chirping in the marsh, I felt a little less averse to the idea of a headstone with my name on it.

I don’t expect it to be a stop on Don’s or anybody else’s tour, but should you happen upon it, some day in the far, far future, just leave a few rocks and maybe a piece of cherry pie. cs

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Bad feminist and literary ‘It Girl’ comes to Savannah Sept. 3

By Jessica Leigh Lebos

jlll@connectsavannah.com

SEPT 2-SEPT 8, 2015

If you’re a writer, a reader or a tweeter, you may already know that this is the moment of Roxane Gay. The 41-year-old writer, professor and cultural commentator is currently dominating every media outlet in the stratosphere, from academic journals to Twitter: Gay’s fiction has appeared in Best American Short Stories, Best American Mystery Stories and Best Sex Writing. She has written provocative pieces on everything from police brutality to nude celebrity photos for The Guardian, The Nation, The New York Times, BuzzFeed, Salon, McSweeney’s and just about every other relevant publication.

In her spare time, she co-publishes the 10 poetry/prose collective PANK, edits the

feminist website The Butter and teaches English at Purdue University.

She also writes books. Ayiti debuted in 2011 with haunting short stories exploring her parents’ homeland of Haiti, earning Gay a strong toehold amongst “writers to watch.”

In the summer of 2014, she released a novel, An Untamed State, and Bad Feminist, a collection of essays skewering modern society and its notions of egalitarian grandeur.

The novel has achieved every writer’s fantasy of success by becoming critically acclaimed and a bestseller, but it is Bad Feminist that has struck a major—if unlikely—cultural chord.

With its accessible analysis of gender politics and unapologetic adoration of Sweet Valley High, Bad Feminist provides a fresh, funny and thoughtful take on the complicated business of womanhood. The

manifesto reaches further into the modern society’s confounding paradoxes, tackling trigger warnings, racial profiling, the bad BSDM of Fifty Shades of Grey and the unfortunate ubiquity of Tyler Perry.

Above all, Gay, with her easygoing voice and vulnerable honesty, embodies the definition of a feminist as someone who champions equality for all, however imperfectly.

“Let this be the year of Roxane Gay,” declared TIME magazine in 2014. But as her growing fandom awaits her next book, Hunger, due out in 2016, it’s clear her influence will last long after the current lightning flash.

In fact, Gay may end up credited with helping change the face of required reading in America. With reasonableness and wit, she has reignited the discussion (or at least fanned its flames) about the lack of women and writers of color in the American canon, calling the NYT Book Review to task for

reviewing 90 percent white authors.

She has also humorously but doggedly pointed out that most “essential” literary lists continue to include “a lot of white men and Flannery O’Connor,” a transparent attempt at diversity the internet now shorthandedly refers to as “The Flannery Rule.”

Ironically—or maybe not—Gay will speak at the Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home’s 6th annual Ursrey Memorial Lecture this Thursday, Sept. 3 at Trinity United Methodist Church. Dedicated to the love and art of storytelling, the lecture series celebrates contemporary literature and has included Pulitzer Prize-winning author Michael Cunningham and National Book Award winner Jaimy Gordon.

Though she has lamented on Twitter the “overwhelming number of asks” in her inbox, Gay took the time to answer a few questions about her rocketing success, the

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Did you ever believe growing up that you could and would have the kind of influence you have? What are you most excited about in your career and in your personal life right now?

Roxane Gay: I never dreamed I could have any measure of cultural influence. It’s not even something I wanted. I love writing and telling stories. All I ever wanted to do is write. Everything that’s happening is a dream beyond what I dared to dream.

In my personal life, well, I’ll keep that close to the vest but things are pretty damn good. Career wise, I love that I am getting to write the kind of books I want to write, with editors who are smart and caring with my work. cs

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Roxane Gay: In general, I am a work in progress where the South is concerned.

I am from the Midwest and have been to various places in the South but only briefly.

I tend to worry about the South as a place where people are pretty racist and proud of the Confederacy but also very polite. I recognize how narrow-minded this is and I’m getting better about my understanding of the South.

Roxane Gay: I make the time to write because I love it. I tweet a lot, but it takes like, no time. I am generally working on something else and I switch over to Twitter to see what’s going on and then I get back to what I am working on.

My process is not at all disciplined but eventually, I get everything done.

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Roxane Gay: I enjoy Flannery O’Connor’s short fiction. She has such a pointed, stylish way of telling a story. I can’t say I’ve been significantly influenced by Southern writers but I have a deep appreciation for their writing and how they represent the South in fiction and nonfiction.

Roxane Gay: Yes, I am exhausted. I’m taking things one day at a time and enjoying the exciting opportunities coming my way, trying not to take anything for granted.

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As a woman of color who unblinkingly explores the topics of sexual abuse, weight and immigration, you’ve basically taken on every cultural issue in America. Aren’t you exhausted, girl?

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Roxane Gay: That’s a big question. The #BLM campaign can continue to demand to be heard. The movement will not nor should not be ignored. Disruptions are productive. At the very least, they are a catalyst for discussion. In the best of all worlds, they contribute to change. Look at how Bernie Sanders has added a racial justice platform to his campaign since he was protested by members of #BLM.

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What works will you be reading from?

Can we expect anything from your novel-in-progress, Hunger?

How can the #BlackLivesMatter campaign continue to wield influence over the 2016 election? Do “disruptions” like Marissa Johnson’s represent the best balance between civil disobedience and riots?

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Sunny days ahead for solar Local alternative power initiative leads the way

By Jessica Leigh Lebos

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Helen Downing’s restored townhome on Chippewa Square is one of Savannah’s finest examples of historic preservation.

As of last week, it’s also the pinnacle of energy innovation.

Crews from Hannah Solar installed a dozen solar panels to the roof of the 19thcentury mansion, enabling Downing to now power her lights and appliances partly from the sun.

The prominent Savannahian signed on for the energy upgrade through a community program that demystified the process of using solar energy at home and brought costs down through a group buy-in. After an assessment of its sunny rooftop and modern electrical wiring, Downing’s home was accepted into the pilot plan.

The initiative, known as Solarize Tybee but was open to all residents of Chatham County, attracted hundreds of inquiries last spring. Ultimately, 59 local homes were deemed eligible. Atlanta-based Hannah Solar won the exclusive contract and has outfitted about 35 houses so far.

“Savannah is the solar city of the South right now,” said Grant Tallon, business develop manager at Hannah Solar.

“Solarize Tybee is the first program like this in Georgia. It outpaced a similar campaign in Asheville that signed up 51 homes.”

The bulk purchase allowed local homeowners to install the company’s basic 5-kilowatt system at a reduced price, with most installations coming in at around $9000 after subtracting the 30 percent federal tax credit. Though the state tax credit expired in July, the program was still a relative bargain for participants.

“The national average is four dollars a watt,” explains Tallon. “With the discounts, Chatham County is paying two-seventy.”

The dropping costs of small systems are an attractive investment for homeowners seeking to support the alternative energy market.

“I checked into solar five years ago, and it was prohibitive,” says John Rabun, who had 20 panels added to the roof of his four year-old, 6000 square-foot home on Tybee Island this summer.

“I would have paid at least two thirds more than I would have today.”

While a dozen or even 20 solar panels aren’t enough to take the average-sized home completely off the grid, there is 12 a trend towards grid-tied systems that

generate a third or even half of residential energy needs. The rest comes from the wires. This has its advantages: The lights still work on a cloudy day, and there is the option to sell excess power back when the photovoltaic cells reach capacity.

In some states, that excess energy is credited to the homeowner through a mechanism called net-metering, and bills reflect the credit/debit in a monthly cycle.

Georgia is not a net-metering state, though it has a buyback program that is leveraged against a monthly fee.

Georgia was named the country’s fastest growing solar market in 2014, and the passage of HB 57 earlier this year is expected to push it even further ahead of the pack.

The bill, which allows third parties to help

Above: Workers from Hannah Solar install panels to a mansion on Chippewa Square. Below: Recently built, a 6000 sq.-foot home captures the sun’s power on Tybee Island. Both homes participated in the Solarize Tybee Program. Photos courtesy of A. Brown Olmstead Associates

finance solar installations, was vociferously opposed by Georgia Power and its parent company, Southern Company— until stipulations were added that limited the generation of power to personal use and could not be used to compete with the public utility.

The change of heart comes at a necessary time: The federal government recently announced the Clean Power Plan that requires power plants cut carbon dioxide emissions by 34 percent, and Georgia Power will have to scale way back on its coal usage and replace it with alternatives.

That could be aided by Southern Company’s recent acquisition of Atlanta Gas Light, which will increase access to natural

gas resources. But it’s not all sunshine yet: 48 percent of Southern Company electricity still comes from gas and oil, and 16 percent from nuclear power plants like Plant Vogtle in Augusta.

Less than one percent is derived from solar, wind or other alternative sources.

That may change as Georgia Power institutes its own solar sales and installation division, a result of increasing consumer demand for alternative energy.

That’s good news for Hannah Solar, which will be opening a Savannah office this year, as well as local companies like SolarSmith and Coastal Solar. It also bodes well for consumers, as that demand continues to drive down costs.

For Ardsley Park resident Steve Acuff, the long term savings have already begun.

Hannah Solar installed 12 panels on his garage through Solarize Tybee earlier this summer, just in time for heavy midday HVAC use.

“We’ve only gotten one bill so far, but it was a third less than the month before, even though we were running the AC,” says Acuff, adding that his usage dropped from 1000 kW to 650 kW. He uses his iPhone to monitor his system daily, and anticipates the cooler fall weather that could bring a surplus of sun stored in the panels.

“I’m just looking forward to seeing the meter run backwards,” he grins. cs

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Do skin moisturizers make your body stop producing its own moisture?

I live in Minnesota. The winters here are as dry as they are cold, and by mid-December I’m slathering myself with lotion on a daily basis just to keep my skin from disintegrating. My question is, am I getting caught in a vicious cycle? I’ve often heard people casually remark that using lotion, lip balm, etc, eventually results in a compensatory response such that your body stops creating its own natural moisturizers. Is there any truth to this? —Katrina SPOKEN like a true Minnesotan, Katrina.

Labor Day weekend is upon us, and you know what that means. Winter’s here.

The larger issue you raise is whether the products of civilization sap our natural bodily defenses and turn us into helpless lapdogs. Little research has been done on whether moisturizer weakens healthy skin’s ability to protect itself. But what there is suggests it might.

Moisturizers and lotions serve three basic purposes: they act as a barrier against irritants, they supplement natural skin

moisture, and they help repair irritated or damaged skin. The key components in moisturizers can be variously categorized as humectants, which draw the body’s moisture to the skin surface; occlusives, which help prevent water from escaping the skin; emollients, which fill gaps in the skin; proteins and acids to assist the body’s natural moisturizing processes; and nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory agents, which can help repair dry skin in people suffering from eczema.

Once a moisturizer has been applied and the water in it evaporates, the emulsified lipids left behind—fats, essentially— can penetrate the outer layer of skin and apparently improve its hydration level, as indicated by an increase in the skin’s electrical capacitance. Repeated application to healthy skin can increase hydration levels within two days; the effect lasts for a week after stopping.

That’s good. But every silver lining must have its dark cloud. One study examined the use of a lipid-rich moisturizer three times a day on the healthy forearm skin of 20 volunteers. After four weeks the applications of moisturizer were stopped, and a patch of sodium lauryl sulfate, a common detergent, was applied to both of each subject’s forearms—one treated, the other untreated—to measure the level of irritation on each. Significant differences were seen in water loss through the skin, indicating the moisturized skin was more susceptible to the irritant. That’s bad.

Another study examined how moisturizer might affect healthy skin in test subjects with contact allergies. Twenty-two volunteers, 12 of whom were known to be allergic to nickel, applied a lipid-rich moisturizer to their upper arm three times a day for a week. The moisturizer was then stopped and patches containing nickel

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chloride solution were applied to both treated and untreated skin. The ones with the nickel allergy demonstrated significantly increased sensitivity shortly after application. More bad.

To be clear, none of this necessarily demonstrates that lotions cause your skin to stop moisturizing itself naturally. In the study using using moisturizer followed up with detergent, for example, the researchers theorized that the extra moisture made the skin more permeable and thus more vulnerable to irritants. The fact remains that for healthy skin, the lotion made things worse, not better.

These studies focused on lipid-rich moisturizers. We found another study comparing high-lipid-content and moderate-to-low-lipid-content moisturizer when used on healthy skin. Again, healthy volunteers used the moisturizers three times a day, and then tested their skin reactions to a detergent patch. The skin treated with the high-lipid moisturizer reacted more intensely to the detergent than untreated skin; for lower-lipid moisturizer, there was no measurable difference between the treated and the untreated skin. Conclusion number one: high-lipid moisturizers make skin more vulnerable to irritation.

Conclusion number two: neither type of moisturizer increased protection against skin irritants.

Still another study tested nine different moisturizers and found five increased moisture loss in healthy skin—thus actually drying the skin out more—while none of them decreased moisture loss. On the other hand, when these moisturizers were tested on damaged skin, three of them reduced moisture loss and none increased it.

While a lot of this sounds ominous, don’t toss your moisturizers yet. The benefits of

moisturizer on damaged skin have been demonstrated by numerous studies, and research has found healthy skin can benefit from some moisturizers. Still, it appears we can say two things: 1. There’s only limited benefit to applying moisturizer to healthy skin.

2. Some types of moisturizer may make your skin more susceptible to irritation and damage.

Choosing the right moisturizer is more complicated than you might think—for example, some studies have found that different racial skin types show varying sensitivity to different kinds of moisturizers.

U.S. sales of hand and body lotion exceed $775 million annually. High time we knew if it was doing us more harm than good. cs By cecil adams Send questions to Cecil via straightdope.com or write him c/o Chicago Reader, 350 N. Orleans, Chicago 60654.

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Christopher Starks, a junior at Savannah State University originally from metro Atlanta, succumbed to his injuries after being shot Thursday night.

Savannah State police say the shooting happened late Thursday night near the student union on the campus in East Savannah/Thunderbolt.

No description of the shooter has been made available at this time.

Shortly after the shooting the campus went on full lockdown. The school lifted the lockdown several hours later.

Because the university is a state institution, the Georgia Bureau of Investigation (GBI) is handling the investigation.

Shooting on Eastside injures two

Detectives arrested Stephen Corbett, 25, for a shooting that left the suspect and another person with minor injuries on Thursday morning.

Corbett is charged with “shooting his 20-year-old ex-girlfriend at her South Robin Hood Drive residence just before 11 a.m.,” police say.

“Corbett fled on foot. He was suffering from a self-inflicted bullet wound during his arrest near the shooting scene. “

“After the collision at least one occupant of the Sonata exited with a gun and opened fire at the Pontiac, striking Famble.”

Investigators are looking for a silver Sonata with rear end damage. “The shooting suspect is described as a tall black male wearing a Duck Dynasty hat,” police say.

Police investigate gun incidents

Detectives are seeking information on “both a gun discharge and a shooting happening less than two hours apart early this morning,” a spokesperson says.

“Just after 1 a.m. Metro responded to 1000 block of West 36th Street, where gunshots were fired at a house,” police say. “Present during the incident were residents Stanley Jackson, 57, Lateria Hamilton, 36, Charles Fields, 27, and a 14-year-old girl.”

No one was injured. The suspect is unknown. Events leading up to the incident remain under investigation.

“At 2:45 a.m. Central Precinct patrol officers were dispatched to a shooting on the 700 block of East 39th Street, that originated as a ShotSpotter alert,” police say.

“Police were rerouted to the 600 block of east 39th Street where shooting victim Timothy Mark Jones, 26, sought help.”

The male shooting suspect “may have fled the scene on foot, heading north.

Investigators do not believe this to be a random act,” police say.

“Preliminary investigation shows no links between these events,” police say.

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Police seek shooter from East Broad/37th Street incident

Detectives are investigating a vehicular accident and shooting in Midtown on Monday night.

Rashamel Famble, 17, arrived at Memorial University Medical Center in a private vehicle seeking care for a non-life threatening gunshot wound.

“Investigators confirmed that Famble was shot just before 7:14 p.m. while riding in a white Pontiac Grand Prix driven by Da’Monte Greene,” a spokesperson says.

“Metro officers responding to the shooting scene observed the unoccupied Pontiac parked on the corner of East Broad and 37th streets. Detectives believe the shooting occurred after the Pontiac collided with a silver Sonata,” police say.

Police are investigating a home invasion in the 200 block of W. Park Ave. at approximately 2 a.m. on Sunday.

“The intruder entered the residence and confronted two people inside the home.

The male victim fought with the intruder and stabbed him,” police say.

“The intruder fired his gun, but no one was hit. The male victim received serious, but non-life-threatening injuries during the fight. The female victim was not hurt.

The victims ran to a neighbor’s home.”

The suspect is described as a black male in his late 20’s, weighing 190-205 lbs., with a short haircut and no facial hair. He was wearing a dark shirt and dark pants, possibly a security uniform.

“The intruder likely has wounds to his shoulder and/or back. He is believed to have left the scene in a light-colored minivan or Nissan Vera,” police say.

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British director Missouri Williams brought an adaptation of Shakespeare’s “King Lear” to the London Courtyard art facility in August for a one-week run, centered on a human actor struggling to stage the play using only sheep. The pivotal character, Lear’s daughter Cordelia, famously withholds flattering Lear (thus forgoing inheriting the kingdom), and her silence forever tortures Lear — and of course silence is something sheep pull off well.

Actor Alasdair Saksena admitted there is an “element of unpredictability with the sheep,” but lauded their punctuality, calmness and lack of fee demands. Williams promised another Courtyard run for “King Lear With Sheep” in the fall.

Suspicions Confirmed

The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office in Alexandria, Virginia, has an awardwinning “telework” program allowing patent examiners flexible schedules, leading half of the 8,300 to work at home fulltime — despite a 2014 Washington Post report on employees gaming the system.

In August, the agency’s inspector general exposed several of the most ridiculous cases of slacking off, including one examiner who was paid for at least 18 weeks’ work last year that he did not perform and that his manager did not notice. (The examiner, who had been issued nine poorperformance warnings since 2012 and who had flaunted his carefree “workday” to coworkers for years, abruptly resigned two hours before a meeting on the charge and thus left with a “clean” personnel record.)

Wrote the Post, “It’s a startling example of a culture that’s maddening.”

Bright Ideas

Only China and Iran execute more prisoners, but Saudi Arabia also has a soft side — for jihadists. Saudis who defy a ban on leaving the country to fight (usually against the common enemy, Syria’s Bashar al-Assad) are, if they return, imprisoned at a maximum-security facility in Riyadh, but with liberal short “vacations” at “Family House,” hotel-quality quarters with good food, playgrounds for children and other privileges (monitored through guestsatisfaction surveys). Returning jihadists also have access to education and psychologists and receive the equivalent of $530 a month with ATM privileges. The purpose

is to persuade the warriors not to return to the battlefield once released, and officials estimate that the program is about 85 percent effective.

The Americanization of China

After five students drowned while swimming in a reservoir in China’s Yunnan province, parents of two of them sued the reservoir’s management company, Highly Committed People complaining that it should have posted • Impersonating a police officer in a signs or barricades or, even better, guards traffic stop is not uncommon, but Logan to keep kids from frolicking in the dangerShaulis, 19, was apparently so judgmentous waters. According to an August report, impaired on May 30 that he set up his own the management company has now counelaborate “DUI checkpoint” on route 601 tersued the parents, demanding compennear Somerset, Pennsylvania, complete sation for the additional water-treatment with road flares, demanding “license, measures it was forced to undertake registration and insurance” because the reservoir had been from driver after driver. The “polluted” by their children’s Absolutely irony of the inebriated Shaulis corpses. nothing about judging motorists’ sobriety was ashley Madison Adventures in Turtle Sex short-lived, as real troopers soon in this issue (1) A female Yangtze giant arrived and arrested him (on softshell turtle, believed to DUI, among other charges). be the last female of her spe• A woman identified only cies, was artificially insemias Zeng, age 39, was finally nated in May at Suzhou Zoo in imprisoned in August in Urumqi, China through the efforts of aniChina — 10 years after she was mal fertility experts from around convicted of corruption. Availing the world. She is thought to be more herself of a traditional “probation” than 100 years old (as was the last option in Chinese law for expectmale to “romance” her, although ant mothers, Zeng had remained their courtship produced only free by getting herself pregnant unfertilized eggs). (2) The Times of Lon(and proving it) 14 times during the 10 years (although only some of the fetuses don reported in July that Briton Pamela Horner, seeking her “escaped” tortoise were carried to term).

Boris (even though, as they say, he couldn’t New Hampshire Blues have gone far), found “tortoise porn” on • The president of the University of YouTube (mostly, mating sounds) to play New Hampshire publicly complained in in the yard and lure him back. A tortoise July about the “bias-free language guide” expert told The Times: “They make quite posted on the school’s website — since, a lot of noise. We can hear them groaning he said, it denounces use of such words for miles.” as “Americans” (as insensitive to South Recurring Themes Americans), “seniors” (better, “people of (1) Wrong Place, Wrong Time: Late one advanced age”), “rich” (should be “person night in July, police in Phoenix were chasof material wealth”) and “poor” (change ing a speeding truck whose driver eventuto “person who lacks advantages that othally lost control and careened into a house ers have”). (One state senator mockingly near Mulberry Drive. As officers were suggested changing the state’s “Live Free checking for victims (it turned out no one or Die” motto to “Live Free But Upset No was home), they discovered a large quanOne.”) • Tough Love: Sexual assault is certainly tity of suspected marijuana — and opened an investigation of the super-unlucky resipunishable in New Hampshire by prison dents. (2) Right Place, Right Time: Shane time, but pending legislation assumes Peters’ cherished 2004 Dodge Durango prison is not enough. By House Bill 212, broke down on the road in Livingston, anyone who commits sexual assault while Texas, in June, but before he could return out hunting or fishing will also have his to tow it, a thief hauled it away. About hunting or fishing license revoked. a month later, Peters’ wife spotted the familiar Durango in town and with the help of police got it back — with (courtesy

of the thief) a newly repaired drive shaft and three new wheels (and the thief’s drug supply, but police seized that).

Update

The Michigan legislature and the state Court of Appeals (as News of the Weird reported in December) have, for some reason, given its concealed-carry gun licensees the additional right of openly carrying weapons on school grounds, and in August, a judge in Genesee County upheld that interpretation. Asked a lawyer preparing to appeal the decision, “If I’m a principal” and see someone “walking up to my building with a gun, what am I supposed to do?” He should, he said, “declare a lockdown ... call the police.” However, the open-carry parent who had been denied access to the school said the court ruling in his favor was just “common sense.”

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Fukuoka Prefectural Police arrested two officials at a video company in June, along with three “actresses,” in the making of videos of the three seated on the floor of trains of the Nishi-Nippon Railroad and urinating. Police said they were acting on complaints of DVD customers (who, after all, had selected the disks from the video company’s “inappropriate urination” category, but nonetheless complained to the railroad).

News of the Weird Classic (2009)

The human brain’s 100 billion neurons may have such specific functions that a few electrically charge only upon recognition of a single celebrity, such as Oprah Winfrey or Bill Clinton. UCLA researchers, studying the healthy cells of pre-op epilepsy patients, inadvertently discovered this property, which varies with individuals but remains internally consistent (recognizing the celebrity’s name, picture or sound). Patients were presented “hundreds of stimuli,” one researcher told The Wall Street Journal in October (2009), but “the neuron would respond to only one or two.” Neurons were found that reacted only to Jennifer Aniston, only to Mother Teresa, only to characters on “The Simpsons.”

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The ride of your life!

Eventually, we want to have themes and have the audience dress up with us.

Ford: Because no one dresses up anymore!

DAX: Savannah used to be like that. There used to be really good theme parties all the time. I’d spend all week making an outfit for a party happening on Friday, and the next week do the same thing again for a different party. And people don’t really do that anymore.

Ford: It’s a lost art.

by aNNA CHANDLER

ANNA@CONNECTSAVANNAH.COM

The Party Bus manifesto shouldn’t have to be a radical notion.

Imagine: a monthly variety show/dance party where no one’s going to verbally or physically harm you based on gender expression, sexuality, attire, or for simply wanting to spend the evening dancing with your pals.

An event where you’re not going to feel robbed of your agency, where the goal is to celebrate creativity, performance, and personal expression.

An evening from which you’ll leave scintillating in the moonlight from the glitter that’s attached itself to your skin, sweating and glowing from the pure fun of it all.

You may say Erin Go Brahless, DAX Exclamation Point, and Ford Fatale are dreamers, but they’re not the only ones— they’re carving out a necessary space in Savannah nightlife and can’t wait to share it with everyone.

This first ride features performances by burlesque beauties Erin Go Brahless, Rebel Belle, and Bettie Belladonna and drag stars DAX Exclamationpoint, Monster Cvnt and Ford Fatale. A dance party, spun by D-Frost, finishes the night.

We sat down with Erin, DAX, and Ford, the Party Bus team, to get the story behind the Savannah’s newest, hottest party.

As the great Ken Kesey quipped: “You’re either on the bus or off the bus.” Beep, beep, y’all!

Tell me a little about the conceptualization of Party Bus.

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DAX: It was thinking of a place we could perform where we could control ourselves, a place where we can do what we want to do and no one’s going to say no to it—obviously, with regards to safety and health— just a place that was ours to use as we wanted to.

Erin: There used to be events that were in our certain vision already— DAX: —they’d be infrequent, or different issues. We want our own kind of space to make our own, and we’re lucky enough that The Jinx agreed to let us do it.

Ford: As we were spitting these ideas, we 18 also wanted to make it non-exclusive. We

Party Bus is an all-in-one safe space/ variety show/dance party extravaganza

Why do you think that is?

DAX: I feel like it’s the trends of way things go. For a while, giant clubs were the big trend: a giant, three-level club with lights and DJs everywhere. Then it went to lounges, where everyone would sit on the couch and talk about how pretty they are!

And then it went to dive-y rock bars where people did whatever. We want to get back to where people put an effort into going out again. And not to like, show anybody up, but to push yourself and impress yourself in whatever you’re doing.

Erin: Basically expressing yourself and really loving yourself, because you get a sense of selfworth when you pay attention to your appearance, even if it’s just for one night. It makes you feel good.

The inimitable DAX Exclamationpoint strikes a ferocious pose.

don’t want it to have any gender roles set to it, any sexuality at all whatsoever. We want it to be a place for everybody.

Erin: It doesn’t have to be a gay party or a straight party.

DAX: That’s why we wanted to bring burlesque into it, because we really wanted to bring actual boobs, because ours come off! [laughs] The market appeal is fascinating!

Ford: This is the first party, so we had to get it together really quickly—we got who we could get at the time, but we would also like to get drag kings as well, down to magic acts or fire performance if the venue allows.

DAX: Since this is the first we’re having, we want it to be no theme whatsoever.

Are you thinking you’ll have loose themes?

Ford: We’re going to stick to pretty loose… come as any sci-fi character, or any villain character. Like that: specific, but kind of loose.

DAX: It’s a show with a big dance party after. I feel like there aren’t enough of them anymore...

Erin: At least a place that’s not a meat market. I know as a female, for myself, I want to go out and dance all the time, but I want to be in a safe space where I’m not going to be getting grabbed at or catcalled or harassed. We’re basically creating a safe space for everyone, whether you’re female, male, queer...

DAX: We’re all about making those girlpositive, safe space dance parties. Every party we’ve ever thrown, that’s been the main underlying theme: you can do whatever you need to without being harassed.

What are the performances like?

DAX: All around, it’s a solid balance of burlesque and drag.

Erin: We’re open to any other types of performers who want to approach us, and traveling performers. In the future, be prepared to see people you haven’t seen before in Savannah that much or other performers here in town.

DAX: And especially young performers, new performers. Especially in drag, finding a place to cut your teeth on is really hard.

The name is innately fun. Why the Party Bus? DAX: I like it because it’s subtly douchey and reminds me of the ‘90s! You think of “Party Bus,” you think of these Pimp My Ride situations. Trashy, and neon and chrome and just gaudy, and I just like it.

Bougie! [laughs] We’re not bougie, but we get bougie as fuck sometimes!

How did you form your core team?

DAX: We’re all friends, so we hang out anyway.

Ford: We’ve done some parties together in the past. Me and DAX were living together when we came up with Party Bus. We’ve lived together and worked together before and really wanted to do it again. And Anita is so great at having the connections and organizing and going, ‘okay, queens, focus!’

Erin: [laughs] I need a lot of wine, and a lot of things on paper!

Ford: She’s like, ‘no Ford, you cannot sacrifice a goat onstage!’ [laughs] Things like that.

Erin: We’ve talked about doing stuff that benefits local charities, be it animal shelter or a battered women’s shelter, so we’re not just having reckless fun.

DAX: It’s reckless fun for a reason!

Ford: It’s something we definitely want to go on, but it’s definitely something that’s still very new to us.

DAX: Right now, we’re excited for the possibilities of what it could be, and I’m trying to remember that we’ve got this one right now and from there, we’ll work on the rest of it. Mostly, we’re just looking to have fun and hopefully they want to come on the ride with us! CS

Party Bus

When: Thursday, September 3 @ 10 p.m.

Where: The Jinx Cost: $8

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Young Valley @The Sentient Bean

Young Valley

Mississippi’s Young Valley hit the Bean with their homegrown blend of Americana and indie rock filtered through an old country lens. With a dedication to producing “good, Southern, honest music,” the group is anchored by frontman Zach Lovett, who enjoyed a successful solo career before teaming up with members of Mississippi Delta folk-grass band Dandy & the Lions to form Young Valley.

2014’s LP No Filter is a beautifully produced introduction to the band, blending full harmonies, lighthearted touches in the form of wolf-whistles and warmly light piano tinkling under slide guitar, steady acoustic strumming, and snare-heavy drumming. From letters to old lovers to observational-style stories of folks trying to fix their erroneous ways, it’s a fun, easy listen of country soul and Southern sweat with a sprinkling of Tex-Mex flavor.

During their fall tour, the band will cut a new EP at Dial Back Sound in Water Valley, Mississippi—look for it in December 2015.

Young Valley has shared the stage with some of Savannah’s favorite bands like Futurebirds, Lucero, and Alanna Royale; expect a lively show in the intimate setting of The Sentient Bean.

Sunday, September 6, 8 p.m., $5, all ages

It’s coming up on six straight years of Open Mic, hosted by Craig Tanner (American Hologram) and Mr. Williams, at Abe’s on Lincoln. A Monday night staple for musicians and music lovers alike, Tanner is taking things to the next level with recording and videography.

“For a lot of people, getting quality demos is difficult,” Tanner explains. “You don’t have gear, you have to pay a lot of money to get a recording done, or have it done in a lo-fi way that doesn’t represent you in the best way possible.”

Instead of using a room mic that picks up bar noise, Tanner runs everything directly off the PA mixer, takes it home, and mixes it in Pro Tools. All he asks for in return from artists is a donation.

September 7th is a special celebration at Abe’s, as Tanner will have launched website for his and Mr. Williams’ treasured event. AbesOpenMic.com will house live recordings and monthly videos of Open Mic performances.

Tanner credits the strong support of Abe’s Mike Petesch for Open Mic’s growth.

“He loves the music and is excited when new people come and play,” Tanner praises.

Between Petesch’s dedication to keeping the focus on the music (TVs are cut off during the performances) and the cozy space itself (“it’s all wood, it’s like being inside a speaker,” says Tanner), Abe’s Open Mic has become a transformative place for seasoned and new performers.

“The regulars playing for the last year and a half are some seriously talented people,” praises Tanner. “Phillip Wise is a great example of someone who doesn’t gig at all, has a fulltime day job, but is handsdown the best songwriter in the city. People who hear him play flip out!”

Perhaps the most notable performer is Tanner’s co-host, Mr. Williams.

“He is a big part of what makes the Abe’s Open Mic unique,” says Tanner. “He is a legendary Savannah entertainer who has been around for a long time—30 years!— playing harp and singing the blues as a busker. The Abe’s Open Mic is the first time he’s played a regular gig in a bar in all those years.”

Williams’ opening setis even a stop on the Creepy Crawl Pub Tour; Open Mic usually doesn’t start until the crawlers are there to hear Mr. Williams play.

Monday’s celebration is a little different: while a couple of spots will be reserved on the signup sheet, Sara Bacon, Matt Eckstine (who previously handled Open Mic night), The Gumps, My Maiden Name, Payne Bridges, Phillip Wise, and more are all scheduled to perform.

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Savannah Songwriters Series boasts a roster of fresh talent this weekend.

Sarah Poole is inspired by the singersongwriters she grew up listening to, like Natalie Merchant and Jewel. Poole released her latest EP, Miles & Miles, a refreshingly diverse collection of upbeat original songwriting, on August 1.

After picking up guitar just a few years ago, actor/musician Abigail Eller has developed a repertoire of covers and original tunes.

Wyatt Espalin, formerly of acclaimed Americana duo Trees Leave, has developed original solo material since that band’s dissolution, releasing The Pardon in 2013 and earning admirable songwriting prizes.

Taylor Martin is a returning SSS artist.

A songwriter for 20 years, Martin says he got serious about his craft about ten years ago, and is earnest to tell stories in the country/folk tradition.

Sunday, September 6, 6 p.m., all ages

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Dollhouse Productions’ Blake Olmstead-Mavrogeorgis and Peter Mavrogeorgis are once again throwing open the doors of their wartime-era factory for a string of great rock ‘n’ roll shows.

“I’m very open to this being kind of like a shared space for bands and promoters,” says Olmstead-Mavrogeorgis. “I want people to come to me if they want to throw a show or have an idea. I’m very happy when people come to me and are like, ‘I have the whole lineup for a show, or a whole idea. Can we do it at Dollhouse?’ Yes, please!”

While Thursday’s Wet Socks/Breakers/Crazy Bag Lady show and Saturday’s Forced Entry/Gymshorts/Crazy Bag Lady bill fall on the garage/punk side of the spectrum— and Olmstead-Mavrogeorgis has booked a lot of Lollipop and Burger Records artists in the past—she attests that Dollhouse is open to all styles of music, and looks forward to hosting an array of artists in the coming months.

Plus, Uber has arrived in Savannah, making it super-easy for show-hoppers to grab a cheap ride to the space (the Uber app estimates a ride from Congress to Dollhouse will cost just about $6-8).

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Wet Socks, Crazy Bag Lady, Breakers, Clambake zine release: Thursday, September 3, 9 p.m.

Forced Entry, Gymshorts, Crazy Bag Lady: Saturday, September 5, 8 p.m.

All Night Drug Prowling Wolves, the terrific and unfortunately disbanded Atlanta band, played one of the best shows of the summer in a special July reunion at Hang Fire.

Anyone experiencing withdrawals after that epic night need not worry: ANDPW frontman Tom Cheshire’s back, this time with West End Motel, the killer rock ‘n’ roll outfit he formed with Mastodon’s Brent Hinds.

With its members’ wild schedules, West End Motel stints may come up sporadically, but Cheshire by no means considers it a side project.

“Brent’s based out of Atlanta, but more than half the year, he’s out with the Mastodon guys, and I’m in Brooklyn,” he explains. “I work for myself most of the year doing a lot of solo stuff; I’ll meet up with him, we’ll send each other ideas.”

They’ve been writing for a new album, sharing song ideas digitally and getting together whenever time permits.

“I jumped on the Mastodon tour bus a couple months ago, pulled out a guitar and worked on ideas and writing some new songs,” says Cheshire. “Modern technology helps in many ways, but it also sometimes hinders you, because you wish the old-school way of living in the same city and writing together could still work.”

While ANDPW kicked out Replacements-style whiskey-drenched rock ‘n’ roll and Mastodon is, of course, a Grammy-nominated metal band, West End Motel starts with a classic bar rock base and seasons with flares of country and ‘1950s-style pop hooks.

While writing the new record, Cheshire says they’ve been throwing around “terms like vaudeville, Tom Waits, carnival music. Some of it is straight-up, classic rock—and we love that stuff.”

“I’m taking this very seriously,” Cheshire says. “We both are. It’s a priority to us because we enjoy it, and we’re really happy with the guys playing with us.”

The dirty-blues, southern-rocking, one-man band James Leg (John Wesley Myers of The Black Diamond Heavies) joins the bill, along with A.M. Rodriguez.

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Emily Kell and the Divine Feminine

‘Rise Up,’ oil on canvas, 24”48”

Her work is a vehicle to spread self-acceptance she struggled to find

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SEPT 2-SEPT 8, 2015

THE UNIVERSE Emily Kell paints is a place where everyday women are masters of their own universe—calmly in control and confident in themselves, no matter their shape or size. While pictured alone, they are anything but.

“When women are fully in their power or creating or following their hearts and doing awesome things, it creates this collective energy that adds up to the divine feminine,” Kell says.

“Divine feminine is the highest aspect of the collective of unconscious feminine energy. It’s all the highest aspects of each woman combined.”

In her paintings, the beauty of her subjects comes from within, radiating out into swirling mystical representations of power, peace and positive metamorphosis.

This meditation on transformation and exultation of women’s physical and mental beauty is more than a simple glorification— 24 it is deeply personal for Kell.

She, as many young girls, struggled to embrace herself and her body. Her work is a vehicle to spread the self-acceptance she found after emerging from a dark place in her teenage years.

“Growing up, I felt like there was no space for women who were not thin. It’s either you’re thin or you’re fat. I was like, ‘Okay, so I’m fat.’ That was hard and it made me feel less beautiful—insecure,” Kell recalls.

These feelings—fed by the media, peers, and the general pain of teenage years— resulted in Kell developing an eating disorder.

By the time she began college at SCAD in 2008, she says, “I was still psychologically healing. While I was physically healed and eating properly there was still a lot of trauma.”

While at SCAD, Kell uncovered a way to reclaim her body and her relationship to it.

“I started painting self-portraits. I realized how empowering it was to paint myself—paint the body the way that it is and not try to make myself conform to beauty standards,” she says.

Discovering this in herself, Kell was compelled to share this powerful

transformative experience with others.

“I started painting all kinds of women feeling it was a really empowering project to paint them in their natural beauty and to add these empowering elements that made them look like a goddess or an ethereal creature but still stay true to their body,” she says.

Kell celebrates the feminine form of all body types and races, referencing the stylistic hallmarks of Renaissance masters, yet painting with honest intent to capture the body as is.

“I don’t try to edit—taking out fat rolls out or anything like that—but I think my sensibility of painting was affected by my youth and my mom’s love of Renaissance paintings,” she says.

The women she paints exude the wisdom and all-knowingness of ancient Goddesses. In galactic, spiritually charged spaces, otherworldly light defines the graceful curvature of their bodies.

Kell predominately paints her close friends, but occasionally is “stricken” by the beauty of a stranger and asks to paint them.

No matter the subject, she allows their essence, their life experiences to enter the

work through the collaborative process of shooting reference images for her to paint from.

“A lot of times we talk about stuff to do with the divine feminine or just experiences we’ve had overcoming insecurities.

It brings up all sorts of things like that, especially in nude photo shoots, because it’s just natural to talk about your insecurities and the process of overcoming them,” Kell says.

She sees her experience as common.

“I think probably everyone goes through a metamorphosis when they are coming of age and then again when they are figuring out what they want to do with their life and who they want to be,” she explains.

Kell also explores the same themes of acceptance and strength in her poetry.

She weaves these verses into her compositions, written in a secret language of her own creation. Beautiful ancient languages—Cuneiform, hieroglyphics, and Sanskrit—inspired the flowing script.

“I wanted a way to put my poetry into the paintings that was really visually appealing and that didn’t necessarily distract from the painting aspect of it,” she says.

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伀爀搀攀爀 漀渀氀椀渀攀 圀䄀夀䈀䄀䌀䬀䈀唀刀䜀䔀刀匀⸀䌀伀䴀

䄀 圀䄀夀 B攀tt攀爀 伀爀搀攀爀 漀渀氀椀渀攀 䔀砀瀀攀爀椀攀渀挀攀℀ 圀䄀夀䈀䄀䌀䬀䈀唀刀䜀䔀刀匀⸀䌀伀䴀

㄀㘀㐀㔀 ㄀㐀 琀栀 䄀瘀攀⸀ 一䔀Ⰰ 䈀攀氀氀攀瘀甀攀Ⰰ 圀䄀 ⠀一攀砀琀 琀漀 匀愀昀攀眀愀礀 ☀ 匀琀愀瀀氀攀猀⤀ ⠀㐀㈀㔀⤀ⴀ㘀㐀㐀ⴀ㄀㌀ 伀瀀攀渀 䐀愀椀氀礀 ㄀ 㨀㌀ 愀洀 ⴀ 㤀㨀 瀀洀 攀砀琀 琀漀 匀愀昀攀眀愀礀 ☀ 匀琀愀瀀氀攀猀⤀ ⠀㐀㈀㔀⤀ⴀ㘀㐀㐀ⴀ㄀㌀ ‘Cosmic Whispers,’ mixed media (ink and oil) on canvas, 12”x36”. 伀瀀攀渀 䐀愀椀氀礀 ㄀ 㨀㌀ 愀洀 ⴀ 㤀㨀 瀀洀

While she plans to bring her language into spoken form one day, it’s clear Kell has already found a voice in her painting.

It’s a soaring voice she hopes will reach others who—as she once did—find the narrow ideas of conventional beauty limit them from seeing the beauty in them

selves.

“Painting myself and owning my beauty was a big thing for me,” she says. 䐀伀䴀䔀匀吀䤀䌀 䐀刀䄀䘀吀 䈀䔀䔀刀 So Kell paints with 䄀一䐀 purpose and passion 䄀嘀䄀䤀䰀䄀䈀䰀䔀 ℀ reminding all women of the power and contentment that exists in self-affirmation. 吀爀椀瀀氀攀 䌀栀愀氀氀攀渀最攀 Kell says,吀爀椀瀀氀攀 “After going through this

圀䄀夀 B攀tt攀爀 䔀砀瀀攀爀椀攀渀挀攀℀

process of healing and metamorphosis I feel like I want keep finding ways to share that with a crowd of younger women and share the body positivity and the body acceptance with them.” cs

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䐀伀䴀䔀匀吀䤀䌀 䄀一䐀 䐀刀䄀䘀吀 䈀䔀䔀刀 䄀嘀䄀䤀䰀䄀䈀䰀䔀℀

吀爀椀瀀氀攀 吀爀椀瀀氀攀 䌀栀愀氀氀攀渀最攀

䘀愀猀琀攀猀琀 䔀愀琀攀爀 圀椀渀猀 ␀㌀Ⰰ㌀㌀ ℀⨀ 匀攀瀀琀攀洀戀攀爀 ㄀㠀琀栀

䈀䈀儀 ☀ 栀椀挀欀漀爀礀 猀洀漀欀攀搀 猀瀀椀挀攀猀Ⰰ 洀愀瀀氀攀 猀礀爀甀瀀 ☀ ㈀ 匀氀椀洀 䨀椀洀글 Snack Sticks

㈀ 䜀刀䄀䴀匀 伀䘀 倀刀伀吀䔀䤀一

䠀䄀䰀䘀 倀刀䤀䌀䔀

* O渀攀 眀椀渀渀攀爀 渀愀ti漀渀眀椀d攀⸀ 嘀椀猀椀琀 眀愀礀戀愀挀欀戀甀爀最攀爀猀⸀挀漀洀 昀漀爀 洀漀爀攀 椀渀昀漀

䔀砀瀀椀爀攀猀 ㄀ ⼀㌀㄀⼀㈀ ㄀㔀 伀渀攀 瀀攀爀 挀甀猀琀漀洀攀爀⸀ 䴀愀礀 渀漀琀 戀攀 挀漀洀戀椀渀攀搀 眀椀琀栀 愀渀礀 漀琀栀攀爀 漀û攀爀⸀ 一漀琀 瘀愀氀椀搀 眀椀琀栀 漀渀氀椀渀攀 漀爀搀攀爀猀⸀ Valid at 愀琀 Savannah & Hilton Head Locations V愀l椀搀 B攀ll攀vu攀, WA l漀挀愀ti漀渀

䐀漀甀戀氀攀 䈀愀挀漀渀 䌀栀攀攀猀攀戀甀爀最攀爀 眀椀琀栀 瀀甀爀挀栀愀猀攀 漀昀 愀 圀愀礀戀愀挀欀 䌀氀愀猀猀椀挀

䔀砀瀀椀爀攀猀 ㄀ ⼀㌀㄀⼀㈀ ㄀㔀 伀渀攀 瀀攀爀 挀甀猀琀漀洀攀爀⸀ 䴀愀礀 渀漀琀 戀攀 挀漀洀戀椀渀攀搀 眀椀琀栀 愀渀礀 漀琀栀攀爀 漀û攀爀⸀ 一漀琀 瘀愀氀椀搀 眀椀琀栀 漀渀氀椀渀攀 漀爀搀攀爀猀⸀ Valid at 愀琀 Savannah & Hilton Head Locations V愀l椀搀 B攀ll攀vu攀, WA l漀挀愀ti漀渀

␀㄀⸀ 伀䘀䘀

␀㔀⸀ 伀䘀䘀

愀渀礀 匀愀渀搀眀椀挀栀Ⰰ 䌀栀椀挀欀攀渀 吀攀渀搀攀爀猀

瀀甀爀挀栀愀猀攀 漀昀 ␀㈀㔀 漀爀 洀漀爀攀

漀爀洀愀瀀氀攀 䘀爀攀猀栀 匀愀氀愀搀 漀爀礀 猀洀漀欀攀搀 猀瀀椀挀攀猀Ⰰ 猀礀爀甀瀀 ㈀ 匀氀椀洀 䨀椀洀글 Snack Sticks 䔀砀瀀椀爀攀猀 ㄀ ⼀㌀㄀⼀㈀ ㄀㔀

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䘀刀䔀䔀 圀愀礀戀愀挀欀 䌀氀愀猀猀椀挀 䌀栀攀攀猀攀戀甀爀最攀爀 眀椀琀栀 瀀甀爀挀栀愀猀攀 漀昀 愀 圀愀礀戀愀挀欀 䌀氀愀猀猀椀挀Ⰰ 愀渀礀 猀椀搀攀 ☀ 愀渀礀 搀爀椀渀欀 䔀砀瀀椀爀攀猀 ㄀ ⼀㌀㄀⼀㈀ ㄀㔀 伀渀攀 瀀攀爀 挀甀猀琀漀洀攀爀⸀ 䴀愀礀 渀漀琀 戀攀 挀漀洀戀椀渀攀搀 眀椀琀栀 愀渀礀 漀琀栀攀爀 漀û攀爀⸀ 一漀琀 瘀愀氀椀搀 眀椀琀栀 漀渀氀椀渀攀 漀爀搀攀爀猀⸀ Valid at愀琀 Savannah & Hilton Head Locations V愀l椀搀 B攀ll攀vu攀, WA l漀挀愀ti漀渀

䔀砀瀀椀爀攀猀 ㄀ ⼀㌀㄀⼀㈀ ㄀㔀 伀渀攀 瀀攀爀 挀甀猀琀漀洀攀爀⸀ 䴀愀礀 渀漀琀 戀攀 挀漀洀戀椀渀攀搀 眀椀琀栀 愀渀礀 漀琀栀攀爀 漀û攀爀⸀ 一漀琀 瘀愀氀椀搀 眀椀琀栀 漀渀氀椀渀攀 漀爀搀攀爀猀⸀ Valid at 愀琀 Savannah & Hilton Head Locations V愀l椀搀 B攀ll攀vu攀, WA l漀挀愀ti漀渀

䔀砀瀀椀爀攀猀 ㄀ ⼀㌀㄀⼀㈀ ㄀㔀 伀渀攀 瀀攀爀 挀甀猀琀漀洀攀爀⸀ 䴀愀礀 渀漀琀 戀攀 挀漀洀戀椀渀攀搀 眀椀琀栀 愀渀礀 漀琀栀攀爀 漀û攀爀⸀ 一漀琀 瘀愀氀椀搀 眀椀琀栀 漀渀氀椀渀攀 漀爀搀攀爀猀⸀ V愀l椀搀 愀琀 B攀ll攀vu攀, WA l漀挀愀ti漀渀

䠀漀琀 䐀漀最猀

攀砀挀氀甀搀攀猀 䌀栀椀氀椀 䌀栀攀攀猀攀 䐀漀最 ☀ 圀愀礀戀愀挀欀 䐀漀最 䔀砀瀀椀爀攀猀 ㄀ ⼀㌀㄀⼀㈀ ㄀㔀 O渀攀 p攀爀 挀us琀漀洀攀爀⸀ ttM愀礀 渀漀琀 戀攀 挀漀洀戀椀渀攀搀 眀椀琀栀 愀渀礀 漀琀栀攀爀 漀û攀爀⸀ 一漀琀 瘀愀氀椀搀 眀椀琀栀 漀渀氀椀渀攀 漀爀搀攀爀猀⸀ V愀l椀搀 愀琀 B攀ll攀vu攀, WA l漀挀愀ti漀渀

䘀刀䔀䔀

␀㄀㤀⸀㤀㤀 䴀䔀䄀䰀 䐀䔀䄀䰀

䠀愀渀搀ⴀ䐀椀瀀瀀攀搀 䴀椀氀欀猀栀愀欀攀

㈀ 圀䈀 䌀氀愀猀猀椀挀猀Ⰰ ㈀ 刀攀最甀氀愀爀 匀栀愀欀攀猀 ☀ ㄀ 昀甀氀氀 猀椀搀攀 椀琀攀洀

眀椀琀栀 瀀甀爀挀栀愀猀攀 漀昀 愀渀礀 洀椀氀欀猀栀愀欀攀 漀昀 攀焀甀愀氀 漀爀 最爀攀愀琀攀爀 瘀愀氀甀攀 䔀砀瀀椀爀攀猀 ㄀ ⼀㌀㄀⼀㈀ ㄀㔀 伀渀攀 瀀攀爀 挀甀猀琀漀洀攀爀⸀ 䴀愀礀 渀漀琀 戀攀 挀漀洀戀椀渀攀搀 眀椀琀栀 愀渀礀 漀琀栀攀爀 漀û攀爀⸀ 一漀琀 瘀愀氀椀搀 眀椀琀栀 漀渀氀椀渀攀 漀爀搀攀爀猀⸀ V愀l椀搀 愀琀 B攀ll攀vu攀, WA l漀挀愀ti漀渀

䐀伀䴀䔀匀吀䤀䌀 䄀一䐀 䐀刀䄀䘀吀 䈀䔀䔀刀 Hope Ya’ll Are Hungry! 䄀嘀䄀䤀䰀䄀䈀䰀䔀℀

吀爀椀瀀氀攀 吀爀椀瀀氀攀 䌀栀愀氀氀攀渀最攀

䘀愀猀琀攀猀琀 䔀愀琀攀爀 圀椀渀猀 ␀㌀Ⰰ㌀㌀ ℀⨀ 匀攀瀀琀攀洀戀攀爀 ㄀㠀琀栀

* O渀攀 眀椀渀渀攀爀 渀愀ti漀渀眀椀d攀⸀ 嘀椀猀椀琀 眀愀礀戀愀挀欀戀甀爀最攀爀猀⸀挀漀洀 昀漀爀 洀漀爀攀 椀渀昀漀

䔀砀瀀椀爀攀猀 ㄀ ⼀㌀㄀⼀㈀ ㄀㔀 伀渀攀 瀀攀爀 挀甀猀琀漀洀攀爀⸀ 䴀愀礀 渀漀琀 戀攀 挀漀洀戀椀渀攀搀 眀椀琀栀 愀渀礀 漀琀栀攀爀 漀û攀爀⸀ 一漀琀 瘀愀氀椀搀 眀椀琀栀 漀渀氀椀渀攀 漀爀搀攀爀猀⸀ V愀l椀搀 愀琀 B攀ll攀vu攀, WA l漀挀愀ti漀渀

䠀漀琀 䐀漀最猀

攀砀挀氀甀搀攀猀 䌀栀椀氀椀 䌀栀攀攀猀攀 䐀漀最 ☀ 圀愀礀戀愀挀欀 䐀漀最 䔀砀瀀椀爀攀猀 ㄀ ⼀㌀㄀⼀㈀ ㄀㔀 O渀攀 p攀爀 挀us琀漀洀攀爀⸀ ttM愀礀 渀漀琀 戀攀 挀漀洀戀椀渀攀搀 眀椀琀栀 愀渀礀 漀琀栀攀爀 漀û攀爀⸀ 一漀琀 瘀愀氀椀搀 眀椀琀栀 漀渀氀椀渀攀 漀爀搀攀爀猀⸀ Valid at 愀琀 Savannah & Hilton Head Locations V愀l椀搀 B攀ll攀vu攀, WA l漀挀愀ti漀渀

䘀刀䔀䔀

␀㄀㤀⸀㤀㤀 䴀䔀䄀䰀 䐀䔀䄀䰀 ㈀ 圀䈀 䌀氀愀猀猀椀挀猀Ⰰ ㈀ 刀攀最甀氀愀爀 匀栀愀欀攀猀 ☀ ㄀ 昀甀氀氀 猀椀搀攀 椀琀攀洀

眀椀琀栀 瀀甀爀挀栀愀猀攀 漀昀 愀渀礀 洀椀氀欀猀栀愀欀攀 漀昀 攀焀甀愀氀 漀爀 最爀攀愀琀攀爀 瘀愀氀甀攀

圀愀礀戀愀挀欀 䌀氀愀猀猀椀挀 䌀栀攀攀猀攀戀甀爀最攀爀 眀椀琀栀 瀀甀爀挀栀愀猀攀 漀昀 愀 圀愀礀戀愀挀欀 䌀氀愀猀猀椀挀Ⰰ 愀渀礀 猀椀搀攀 ☀ 愀渀礀 搀爀椀渀欀

䄀 圀䄀夀 B攀tt攀爀 䔀砀瀀攀爀椀攀渀挀攀℀

㈀ 䘀伀刀 ␀㔀⸀伀伀

䠀愀渀搀ⴀ䐀椀瀀瀀攀搀 䴀椀氀欀猀栀愀欀攀

䔀砀瀀椀爀攀猀 ㄀ ⼀㌀㄀⼀㈀ ㄀㔀 伀渀攀 瀀攀爀 挀甀猀琀漀洀攀爀⸀ 䴀愀礀 渀漀琀 戀攀 挀漀洀戀椀渀攀搀 眀椀琀栀 愀渀礀 漀琀栀攀爀 漀û攀爀⸀ 一漀琀 瘀愀氀椀搀 眀椀琀栀 漀渀氀椀渀攀 漀爀搀攀爀猀⸀ Valid at 愀琀 Savannah & Hilton Head Locations V愀l椀搀 B攀ll攀vu攀, WA l漀挀愀ti漀渀

㈀ 䘀伀刀 ␀㔀⸀伀伀

Where: The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park St. When: Opening Reception- Sept. 4, 6-9pm as part of the First Friday Art March, Exhibition Run Sept. 4-30

䔀砀瀀椀爀攀猀 ㄀ ⼀㌀㄀⼀㈀ ㄀㔀 伀渀攀 瀀攀爀 挀甀猀琀漀洀攀爀⸀ 䴀愀礀 渀漀琀 戀攀 挀漀洀戀椀渀攀搀 眀椀琀栀 愀渀礀 漀琀栀攀爀 漀û攀爀⸀ 一漀琀 瘀愀氀椀搀 眀椀琀栀 漀渀氀椀渀攀 漀爀搀攀爀猀⸀ Valid at 愀琀 Savannah & Hilton Head Locations V愀l椀搀 B攀ll攀vu攀, WA l漀挀愀ti漀渀

䈀䈀儀 ☀ 栀椀挀欀漀爀礀 猀洀漀欀攀搀 猀瀀椀挀攀猀Ⰰ 洀愀瀀氀攀 猀礀爀甀瀀 ☀ ㈀ 匀氀椀洀 䨀椀洀글 Snack Sticks

㈀ 䜀刀䄀䴀匀 伀䘀 倀刀伀吀䔀䤀一

8108 Abercorn St #120 • 912.925.7654 • ONLINE ORDERING AVAILABLE! • waybackburgers.com 䘀伀刀

SEPT 2-SEPT 8, 2015

㈀ 圀䈀 䌀氀愀猀猀椀挀猀 ☀ ㈀ 刀攀最甀氀愀爀 䐀爀椀渀欀猀

䘀刀䔀䔀

Woman: Solo Exhibition Featuring the Art of Emily Kell

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culture visual arts

Art for Folk By anna chandler

anna@connectsavannah.com

SEPT 2-SEPT 8, 2015

Friday may mark Panhandle Slim’s Art March debut, but the cherished local artist certainly isn’t a new face in the community.

Perhaps you’ve scrolled past Slim’s bold paintings in your Facebook feed. Maybe you caught a glimpse of an original work on the side of the road while driving the kids home from school. You may have even seen his wooden “Wes Daniel for Mayor” petition down at Hang Fire this weekend

26 Slim’s tribute to the Emanuel Nine.

Panhandle Slim makes his First Friday Art March debut

(whether bar proprietor Daniel will take Slim up on his gentle nudge is to be determined, but by the end of the night, the petition was completely covered in signatures).

Slim’s work is easily recognizable, characterized by a flat headshot and accompanying quote.

“I like to keep it positive and let the paintings talk for themselves,” he says.

“Since I use everyone else’s quotes, I let them speak, and they say something.”

A creator of “art for folk,” Slim’s garnered a kind of cult following for his popup galleries—he may corral a bunch of work for a showing in an abandoned lot, or

leave a painting on the side of the road to be found by a lucky passerby. The beautiful accessibility of Slim’s art has created opportunities for his work to appear in a variety of spaces, including a recent exhibition at Jepson Center For the Arts.

“That was pretty easygoing,” Slim says of the big museum show. “I was surprised.

The paintings were up there, then I had [a show] on 37th and Price at that little gas station. It was fun to have it in two places.”

For Slim, the most exciting element of the Jepson show was reaching a new audience: kids on field trips, including students from his own children’s school.

“Now when I go to their school, a lot of the kids notice me as an artist,” he says.

Slim’s work recently received worthy attention in the wake of the mass shooting at Charleston’s Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church. In response to the tragedy, he was inspired to learn more about the victims and create portraits honoring each of the Emanuel Nine.

“I took them over to the church I think a couple days later,” he recounts. “There was quite a crowd of people bringing flowers and notes. I went over with the paintings with my children and a neighborhood friend kid, was able to find a spot to put

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them, talked to the people of the church—it was a great experience.”

Leaving a note with his artwork, Slim hoped the pieces would make their way back to the victim’s families.

“I don’t know where they all ended up,” he says. “I know some ended up with family members—I’ve been in touch with them. They’re becoming friends, and it’s been really good. I get to learn more about them and what they’ve been doing since then. One woman, Ethel Lance—she was the oldest one out of the nine that died—I talked to her daughter, who lives in Dallas now. She’s doing a lot of activism against guns and speaks to Congress.”

Slim has taken his own grassroots approach to speaking out against gun culture, recently placing his paintings at the entrance of a local gun show.

“Basically, I was going to go over there and see for myself what this is all about,” he explains. “It’s a very different culture to me. It was scary. I wasn’t fearful, but these people going in, buying guns, and walking out just terrified me for how simple and normal it is to so many people.”

Slim arrived at the Savannah Civic Center with a painting of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., reading “after Charlton Heston heard Dr. King speak at the march on Washington in 1963 he said, ‘like most Americans I expressed my support for civil rights largely talking about it at cocktail parties I’m afraid”.

He stood nearby and watched the reactions of people encountering his work; it wasn’t long until the folks in charge politely asked him to take the piece and leave.

“They said it was making their customers uncomfortable,” Slim says. “I felt like my job was done.”

Though he doubts that the piece changed the minds of any gun show attendees, he points out that that kind of documented agitation brings comfort to folks who share his beliefs.

Slim has long used nontraditional spaces for his paintings, often placing works in

juxtaposition with existing signage, snapping a photo, and uploading it to Facebook (a classic Panhandle Slim move was his placement of a David Bowie portrait with the quote “I am afraid of Americans” in front of a gun show billboard).

Meant to provoke, console, or inspire thought, Slim’s public works have become highly desirable, with fans keeping a sharp eye on his Facebook feed in hopes of snapping up a painting of their own.

“Sometimes, I wish they would stay out longer,” Slim says. “When I was first jumping on ship, I thought, ‘nobody would want this’—that wasn’t even the mentality.

What’s going to happen? Somebody from the city will pick it up and throw it in the dumpster. And if that’s what happened, fine. But I’m glad people are taking them home and enjoy them.”

Some installations are originally intended to comfort the neighborhood’s residents. At the historic Meldrim Row apartments, set to be torn down and replaced with a new police precinct, Slim left a painting to, as the caption on his shared photo stated, “bless the place.”

“Sometimes, I wish they would stay out longer,” Slim says. “It is what it is. Once it’s up, it goes wherever. I don’t really think too much about it.”

Be it the Jepson, an abandoned gas station, or new venue like Sulfur Studios, Slim curates his shows using the same triedand-true method: grabbing an assortment of paintings out of his expansive collection and taking them up to the gallery. He’s looking forward to utilizing Sulfur’s ample wall space and hopes to fill it with solo works as well as pieces he’s created with children.

The show runs from September 2-6.

“I’m excited,” the humble Slim says of his Art March debut. “I think I’ll meet new people that I haven’t met, and that’ll be nice. I’m very happy [Sulfur] asked.” CS

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By Christopher Berinato IT’S THE most wonderful time of the year for hop fiends and malt aficionados as the Savannah Craft Brew Festival returns to the International Trade and Convention Center with a veritable army of breweries.

With over 60 breweries from around the world sharing over 150 different beers, the 8th annual festival promises to be the sudsiest one yet.

The festival is sponsored by Southbound Brewing Co. and Habersham Beverage and there will be a lot onsite for attendees to experience. I got a heads-up from Alex Colee of Red Mountain Entertainment, who is organizing the festival, about what to expect this year.

“We are always excited to have all of our Savannah breweries return: Southbound, Service, Coastal Empire, Moon River, as well as some other folks from the region,” says Colee.

“This year we have several newcomers to the Craft Brew Fest that we are very excited about: Second Self, Wrecking Bar,

Carson’s, Humbolt, Florida Beer Co. and Duck Rabbit. I think we have a very well rounded group of breweries that everyone can enjoy!”

Samples are served in lovely little 2oz. souvenir glasses that may seem small, but really encourage visitors to try as many brews as possible. There are an overwhelming variety of lagers, ales and wheat beers to taste.

But there is one style that is particularly popular right now.

“In all our markets, not just Savannah, we see that IPAs are the big hitters,” explains Colee. “This year we have a great selection of IPAs, Double IPAs, Red IPAs, etc.”

Depending on your tastes or what you’d like to discover, there will be several indoor and outdoor beer gardens to visit.

Besides the Import Garden and Cider Garden, the Mixology Garden is making a return.

“Since being introduced in 2013, this has become one of our favorite parts of the event,” exclaims Colee.

“This year the Mixology Garden is being presented by our friends over at World of

Beer and their amazing bartenders will be mixing up some incredible beer cocktails, so make sure you check those out!”

If you’re feeling scholarly, you can attend the World of Sam Adams Brew University featuring three educational sessions to learn more about how some of their most popular beers are produced and enjoyed.

One class focuses on deconstructing signature IPAs made with hops from the 48th Latitude, also known as the “Hop Belt”.

Afterwards, you can learn how to pair certain beers with your favorite desserts. For example, you can try Sam Adams October Fest with Crème Brule.

Finally, you can learn some German history while flexing your muscles in the October Fest inspired Stein Hoisting competition.

Sports and beer are practically inseparable. Some football obsessed participants may be hesitant to attend the festival on a college game day. Well, rest assured, you can have your game and your beer, too.

“Several great college football games will be on during the event and we’d hate for patrons to have to miss them, so we will be showing them on multiple TVs in our Savannah Craft Brew Fest Sports Bar,” says Colee.

For athletes, there is an official SCBF Cornhole Tournament, so if you have time

before the festival, you should practice tossing the old beanbag in the back yard.

The winning team will take home a custom Harpoon UFO Cornhole board.

Players can sign up by emailing their team name and contact information to joy@redmountainentertainment.com.

(My team name is the Seersucker Sacks, so that one’s taken.)

After you’ve loosened up from a few samples, you may want to shimmy over to the Silent Disco. For those unfamiliar with this otherworldly activity, it may appear that a large group of people are ecstatically twisting and strutting about for no good reason, but put on a pair of provided headphones and you’ll find yourself dancing in a private rave hidden in plain sight.

“It’s so much fun to watch someone dance to what looks like silence,” says Colee.

For live music everybody can hear, the band Souls Harbor will make another appearance this year with an acoustic set on the Screamin’ Sicilian Stage 1-5PM. Souls Harbor have released 3 EPs and 2 full-length albums and have toured with notable bands such as Papa Roach, Filter, and Seether.

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THE Savannah Craft Brew Festival is this Saturday and with over 150 craft beers available for tastings, plus live music, a corn hole tournament and some educational opportunities, it promises to be a fun day.

Beer festivals can be great. You have the opportunity to try new beers, revisit some old favorites and usually learn a thing or two about beer and the craft beer industry.

Festivals can be hard though - the crowds can be overwhelming and long lines boring to stand in, plus over-drinking is always a problem.

To avoid these festival pitfalls, here are several tips and tricks you can use to make sure you have a fun, responsible and safe day at not only the Savannah Craft Brew Festival but any beer festival.

EAT: The Italians have a saying “non ha mangiato basta.” A person doesn’t get drunk, they don’t have enough to eat.

Food will help you make it through the day. There will be vendors with food and snacks (pretzel necklace!) on hand at the Festival but it’s not a bad idea to also eat before you arrive. Have a nice big breakfast or lunch before you go and your full belly will help keep the pace of your drinking level. Bonus pro tip: Avoid foods that are spicy. They will kill your palate and you won’t be able to taste the beer.

HYDRATE: Drink water before you enter the festival. Once you’re in you’ll see water is usually available at all the festival tents. Most see this as a means to rinse you glass and it is but don’t pour it out! Drink that water. As a general rule of thumb you should consume at least as much water as beer. Drinking your “rinse B4 water” method insures you are keeping

your water to beer ratio intact.

PACE YOURSELF: This is not dollar beer night; this is a craft brew festival. The day is about quality beer, not quantity. Sip and enjoy your beer. Pay attention to the flavors in every beer you sample. It’s called a tasting for a reason. Make comparisons and talk them over with your buddies. If you don’t like a beer, that’s OK, don’t drink it. There will always be a dump bucket close at hand. Take a break every now and then to enjoy the music, play a game or just enjoy the view of Savannah from across the river.

TALK TO BREWERY REPS: The representatives aren’t there just to pour you a drink. Beer representatives all love beer, they wouldn’t be in the job if they didn’t.

Beer lovers love to talk beer so ask questions. These guys are pros, you’ll get good answers. If you find a beer you like (or maybe don’t like) ask about the style, the hops or other flavorings used in brewing. This information will help you target beer you know you will like in the future.

HAVE A PLAN: The brewery participants and usually the beer lists are announced in advance. Have a look at the list before you go. Make a plan to first visit the brewery tents you are most interested in first. That way you insure you have the opportunity to taste the beers you want, just in case the brewery runs out. Please, please, don’t try to sample everything.

150 beers, 4oz pours, that is almost 40 gallons of beer, that plan will not end well.

TAKE YOUR CAMERA: You are certain to find a great beer you’ll want to revisit later. Camera phones are great for taking notes on and for photographing labels.

You’ll appreciate your photos when you make your next trip to the bottle shop and need a reminder of the name of that one particular beer you had at the festival. Better yet there are several beer apps

available that usually have a rating system, a means to record photographs and a means to take beer notes.

UPGRAD TO VIP TIX: VIP tickets to beer festivals always have several perks that are usually worth it for the craft beer enthusiast. Early entry (shorter lines!) and access to special or rare beers is typical. If you’re looking to check off some rare beers or just expand your palate VIP tickets are usually a good bet. VIP tickets for the Savannah Craft Brew Festival are unfortunately already sold out. Those lucky enough to have snagged those tickets will have early access and entry into a specialty beer area as well as free food and a few giveaways.

HAVE A SAFE RIDE HOME: NO ONE wants you driving home after drinking.

Have a ride ready to pick you up or plan for a cab. Even better the Craft Brew Festival offers a $15 Designated Driver ticket.

Be cool and buy your best non-drinking buddy a ticket to the festival. You can hang out together all day, they get free water and sodas and everyone makes it home safe. Visiting and staying downtown or you live downtown? Don’t get in a car at all, take the free ferry across the river and walk home from there.

Beer Festivals are a lot of fun but have the potential to make you or others miserable. When you visit the Savannah Craft Brew Festival this Saturday keep these suggestions in mind. They should help you through a day of craft beer enjoyment and make your day after the festival a little more pleasant.

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THERE MAY be hundreds of different beers from all over the world being consumed during Craft Brew Week and the Savannah Craft Brew Festival, but it’s comforting to know that there several terrific beers being created right here at home.

“I really feel like Georgia has some incredible beer coming out of it and that’s something everybody should embrace and celebrate,” says Carly Wiggins, co-founder of Southbound Brewing Company. “‘Support local’ is so big right now, so everybody should be drinking a local beer.

When we first got into town there was maybe one local tap and we were like ‘there should be ten!’”

It was only a few years ago that Southbound opened up the first production brewery in Savannah. I was wondering

why it took Savannah so long to start producing its own beers.

Carly explains: “There was nothing on the books that allowed for production breweries, just brew pubs.”

But, after spending a year educating the city council on how a brewery operates, legislation was finally passed, the gates were lifted, and Savannah got put on the craft brew map.

Carly and co-founder/brew master, Smith Mathews gained experience working for Sweetwater Brewing before assisting a start-up brewery in Charleston, and finally setting out on their own in Savannah.

They’ve come a long way since experimenting with brewing in their college days. “The first beer Smith ever brewed in his entire life tasted like a hot dog,” jokes

Carly.

Woven into Southbound’s brewing identity is their love of classic rock. “I think music and craft beer just go hand-inhand,” says Wiggins. “Music is a big part of who Smith and I are.”

Their musical tastes can be seen reflected in the intricate illustrations

by SCAD alum Beka Butts that decorate the bottle labels and also in the clever names of the beers. Some of the names are obscure references that only the most devoted music fans would catch.

Southbound’s latest brew, a crisp mango-pomegranate infused Berliner Weiss called Transilience, is named after the Grateful Dead’s term for the extended jam between songs. Transilience was created to celebrate Southbound breaking into larger markets.

“As we transitioned into the Atlanta market, what could be better than to brew a beer that represents that?” says Carly.

One technique that Smith has been playing around with is aging some of the beer in oak barrels. As soon as I walk into the brewery I can see the barrels stacked everywhere.

“Smith has a bit of a barrel addiction,” explains Carly. “I say ‘Stop! We don’t have anywhere to put them!’”

At the tap bar, she pours me a glass of a Wild IPA aged in a wine barrel. I’m pleasantly surprised by the amount of winey, white oak character the IPA has taken on.

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tap include Duppy Conqueror, a sour India Red Ale made in collaboration with Moon River Brew Pub, Moonlight Drive, a stout made with PERC coffee beans, and Hop’lin IPA, a smooth finishing, malty East Coast style IPA that may renew your interest in hoppy beers if you’re tired of the harsher West Coast style.

Service Brewing Company, a veteran owned and operated brewery, is also making local beer Savannah can be proud of.

Service was founded by Kevin Ryan, a West Point graduate who trained soldiers in Alaska, or “pushed people out of a bunch of airplanes” as he puts it.

In 2003 he was deployed to Iraq as a company commander. “I lived in a shipping container for 7 months of the time I was over there,” says Kevin.

Meredith Sutton, a SCAD graduate and Kevin’s girlfriend used his military experience as inspiration for the interior design of the brewery’s tap room. Parachutes and flags adorn the walls and shipping containers house the cooler and office spaces.

Meredith also reached out to Savannah’s art community to design a series of tap handles that are displayed by the entrance to the brewing facilities.

Kevin pours me a glass of S.B.C.1, a brew Service crafted for their one year anniversary. It’s an American Strong Ale

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“At the time I didn’t have a family to put at risk so it was easier to take the leap,” says Kevin. “No time like the present.”

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Service was founded by Kevin Ryan, a West Point graduate who trained soldiers in Alaska, or “pushed people out of a bunch of airplanes” as he puts it.

Some of the recipes Kevin developed at home got carried over, such as a chocolate-strawberry IPA that he’d made for a friend’s birthday and Ossabaw IPA which is brewed with ASI tealeaves.

Service’s launch beer was pecan-apricot pale ale that he’d also brewed at home.

“Certainly in that short stint of home brewing I was able to carry several recipes into the professional side of things,” says Kevin.

Kevin is passionate about his craft, but there is more to Service than just the beer.

“We made it a part of our mission right

up front to give back to charities that support military service and to use the brewery as a platform to let people know about charities that are doing great things, very efficiently, that may not be known to the general public.”

Service will showcase four beers at the Craft Brew Festival. There is Compass Rose, an East coast style IPA with citrus and floral touches, Rally Point, a traditional German pilsner that is their next large scale production canned beer, Honey Saison made with 120 lbs. of whipped clover honey from Savannah Bee Company, and then, of course, a Double IPA. Breweries like Southbound and Service, as well as Moon River Brewing Company and Coastal Empire Beer Co., are working hard to create a robust craft beer culture in Savannah. There’s a reason the craft brew market is so popular and continues to grow.

“Different breweries have different personalities,” Kevin explains. “They have a different style tendency that interest them and that’s what is most important.

Not necessarily brewing beer that you are going to try to please the masses with as much as brew the beer that fits your personality and, most importantly, you have to love it before you can sell it to somebody else.” cs

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Attendees who plan to travel by vehicle to the Savannah International Trade & Convention Center have the convenience of ample onsite parking within close proximity to the main entrances. Parking fees are $5 per car per day; $7 per RV per day. A two minute complimentary ride from the Savannah Belles Ferry landing is a convenient connection to Savannah’s River Street and Historic District and a 20 minute drive from the Savannah International Airport via Interstate highways I-95 and l-16. You can of course ride your bike, but no bicycles inside the Trade Center—there will be bike parking outside the festival entrance. can i bring my own food and beverages into the festival?

No outside food or beverages allowed, except pretzel necklaces! what else can’t i bring in?

Framed or large backpacks, glass containers of any kind, skateboards, picnic baskets, lawn furniture, tents, pro camera/ video equipment, coolers. will food and non-alcoholic drinks be available for purchase?

Yes.

who is allowed in?

Anyone 21 and older, with a valid I.D. Yes, everyone’s I.D. will be checked. what if it rains?

The event is rain or shine, but takes place both indoors and outdoors. can i leave and come back?

There is no re-entry once you have entered the site. do i need tokens for beer?

No. All beer tastings are included with your ticket. can i bring my pet?

Sorry, only service dogs allowed. and most importantly: will any of the beer run out? Possibly. All beers are subject to availability and popularity, so we cannot guarantee that a beer will be available the entire session.

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Tickets: $50, $15 Designated Driver, (VIP tickets sold out)

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Architectural Decay and the Painted Surface — Christopher D’Antonio presents his mixed media work on wood.

Sep. 2-Oct. 1. Gallery Espresso, 234 Bull St. Autumnal Visions: Oil Paintings by Sheila Wood Hancock — An impressionist artist, Sheila’s landscapes and still lifes offer evocative lighting and reflections of the Southeast’s Low & High Countries. Opening reception and meet the artist event Sep. 4, 5:30-9pm. Sep. 4-Oct. 1. The Grand Bohemian Gallery, 700 Drayton St. Cloudland — Denise Elliot-Vernon’s recent works include paintings inspired by Cloudland State Park as well as nautical relics.

Thu., Sep. 3. coffee deli, 4517 Habersham St. Fall Art Show Reception — Come and meet the artists and view their latest works.

Light refreshments will be served with drinks at happy hour prices. Show runs through September 30. Savannah Art Association welcomes new members in all mediums regardless of skill level. Fri., Sep. 4.Ta Ca Sushi & Japanese Fusion, 513 E Oglethorpe Ave. Panhandle Slim — Join us at Sulfur Studios for a monthly invitation to tour our space, meet our studio renters and take part in the First Friday Art March. We are also very excited to feature local painter Panhandle Slim in The Gallery. free and open to the public Fri., Sep. 4, 6-9 p.m. Sulfur Studios, 2301 Bull Street.

Savannah clay — Works by eight local ceramics artists will be showcased in this exhibition that features sculptural, functional, and installation works. The exhibition will include works by Lisa Bradley, Jessica Broad, Mitzi Davis, John Jensen, Mac McCusker, Judy Mooney, Yves Paquette and Rebecca Sipper. he opening reception will be held Friday, September 4 from 5 – 9 pm in conjunction with Art March. A special artist lecture is scheduled at 7pm. Sept. 4-25, City of Savannah’s Cultural Arts Gallery, 9 W. Henry St. Sea Reel Art by Glaen Richards — Glaen is a local, licensed fishing charter boat Captain which has not only allowed him a genuine appreciation of marine life, but has also allowed him to spawn paintings capturing unique characteristics of coastal creatures. His opening reception wil be during the Starland First Friday Art March. His exhibit will be on display and available for purchase the entire month of September. Free Fri., Sep. 4, 6-9 p.m. Black Orchid Tattoo Studio & Gallery, 118 West Victory Dr. Woman — In this body of work, artist Emily Kell celebrates the divine feminine. This series explores the multifaceted beauty, power,

Work by Jessica Broad is among that featured in the group show ‘Savannah Clay’ at the Cultural Affairs Gallery. Reception is this Friday as part of the Art March.

and mystery of nature, and, in particular, it explores these aspects of womankind. Sep. 4-30. sentientbean.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave.

Continuing Exhibits The ART: of Cal Wood — A collection of abstract paintings at Zunzi’s 2 on view until the end of October. Z2, 9 Drayton Street.

Bloom — Bloom is a solo exhibition by Natasha Bowdoin featuring a site-specific sculptural installation along with recent twodimensional works. SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd.

Carrie Kellogg and Carrol Kay — Carrie Kellogg is fine art landscape photographer whose work reflects the beauty of the Savannah and the low country. Carrol Kay is an accomplished weaver and bead artist who creates beautiful unique easy-to-wear garments. Gallery 209, 209 E River St. City Transversed — Lisa D. Watson’s wall pieces are made with 90% reclaimed materials. On display will be the I-95 - Savannah River Bridge, CSX - Savannah River Bridge, the Houlihan Bridge, the Talmadge Memorial Bridge, Factors Walk, RRX - Henry Street and Islands Expressway Bascule Bridge. Savannah City Hall, 2 East Bay Street.

Come As You Are: Art of the 1990s — This unique exhibition, titled after the 1992 Nirvana song, showcases 65 works from paintings, drawings, sculptures, and installations to photographs, prints, videos, and digital art. Covering a range of social issues and geopolitical milestones, the show centers around three principal themes: multiculturalism and the “identity politics” debates, the digital revolution, and globalization. Jepson

Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. Eclectic Encounters — Telfair Museums houses more than 6,500 objects in its permanent collection. The exhibit features pieces that cross time periods and art movements to reveal the wide range of the museum’s holdings. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. Floresco — Solo exhibition of work by sculptor John Bisbee. SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd.

Folk Art: Simply Profound — Exaggeration and simplicity converge to describe the folk artist as he deals with family, God and the human condition. Beach Institute, 502 E. Harris St. From Bankers to Presidents: The Work of Joseph Gallettini — Gallettini was Savannah’s foremost ship model builder, and his work is displayed at the museum. Ships of The Sea Museum, 41 Martin Luther King Jr Blvd. i feel ya: SCAD + Andre 3000 Benjamin — The summer highlight exhibition, which debuted at Mana in Miami during Art Basel last year, explores fashion, film, and painting through the work of artist, musician, performer, fashion innovator, and actor André Benjamin (aka André 3000), filmmaker Greg Brunkalla, and painter Jimmy O’Neal. SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd.

In Passing: American Landscape Photography — Group exhibition profiling historic and contemporary photographs of the American landscape. SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd.

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Wholesome baked goodness at Mattie Belle’s WHEN Lisa Moore opened this sweet spot, hidden away in a little shopping strip behind Sweet Potatoesn at Waters and Eisenhower, she had no idea what a hunger people here have for something fresh and natural.

Surrounded by big box Walmart, Kroger and Publix, folks in the area had gotten to craving something you just couldn’t find without a testy drive into downtown Savannah.

They were ready for homemade taste and hand-crafted sweets: Lisa got there just in time for Thanksgiving last year.

Her bakery is tucked away at the end of a string of businesses headed off with my hubby’s work place, Southern Pavers, so when I came by to see him one day I noticed this lil’ spot with surprise.

Brand, spankin’ new, it was a pretty, simple nook, fragrant with the smell of fresh cookies and brewed coffee. It was the day after Thanksgiving so the selection was a little sparse, but I took home a bacon cheddar scone and a macaron-like orange almond button and made plans to come back.

Mattie Belle’s is named for Lisa’s grandmother, a true Southern lady who loved to grow her own veggies, can and pickle up fresh fruits, and, best of all, have great, big family dinners.

Lisa had the best of teachers in her grandmother, who showed her the joys of baking and of experimenting with recipes to make them uniquely your own.

“Farm fresh” was basis of everything that came out of Mattie Belle’s kitchen, and she passed on that standard to her granddaughter.

Years later, when Lisa had a child of her own, her daughter, Sydney, was delighted to be the recipient of those family recipes and gave her mom plenty of inspiration.

Lisa proudly supports local sources like Freeman’s Mill and Southern Swiss Dairy, and especially loves their tangy buttermilk for making scones, biscuits, cakes and even a rich panna cotta with it.

She frequents the weekend farmers market to find in-season fruits for her goodies. She met Philip Brown of PERC Coffee there while browsing—what better mate to a warm scone than a cup of

PERC?—and now carries a good variety of his top-notch product, hot and fresh each day.

Family recipes are the basis of a fine selection of baked goods here, and Lisa has a natural love of French cooking that gives her line-up a European flair. Stop by early to catch her hand-crafted éclairs made of French pot de choux pastry mixed with real butter. The apple bourbon cake has become a local favorite, as well as a moist and tender apple cake.

Her rice pudding is made in the French manner as well: Crème anglaise without cinnamon, served cold, and flavored with real vanilla bean. The arborio rice gives it a

Clockwise from top: Baker/owner Lisa Moore with daughter, Sydney; iced PERC Coffee with the Italian Salad and Bubba Cuba and Pimento Pig paninis; hearty breakfast of PERC coffee and a buttermilk biscuit with ham, pimento cheese and a scrambled egg plus a cheddar bacon scone and blueberry banana bread; French éclairs in chocolate and salted caramel w/pecans.

distinctive creaminess.

During this past Christmas she regularly sold out of her beautiful bûche de Noël (yule log) made of moist chocolate sponge cake rolled up with thick whipped cream, sprinkled with snowy powdered sugar and accompanied by a dainty host of meringue mushrooms. Pecan pies, hummingbird cakes and carrot cakes top out the list of take-home holiday delights.

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Around the first of the year, Lisa developed a line of breakfast and lunch items that include fresh salads, crusty panini, as well as quiche and an incredible Vidalia onion pie. Watching the seasons here means exquisite fruit pies for dessert, so don’t forget to ask about the daily specials.

Her juicy, sweet nectarine pie made with fresh cream and a buttery crust is so good, you’d be hard-pressed not to take the whole pie home!

Breads for the panini are made in-house, and covers everything fromsmoked turkey, Virginia ham with cheddar or a tasty Italian sandwich with salami, fresh pesto, sun-dried tomatoes and mozzarella. The “Bubba Cuban” is more of a French version, minus the roast pork and sports Dijon mustard with Swiss cheese and pickles. If you’re a fan of pimento cheese, don’t miss the Pimento Pig—it’s a simple sandwich of her house-made cheese with bacon, but rich and satisfying.

Salads come in two varieties. The Italian is dressed in vinaigrette, Provolone cheese, chickpeas and salami, and the Greek has a wonderful Goddess dressing. Weekly specials feature selections derived from local produce from the farmers market so be sure to check the Facebook page and get inspired—seriously, those pictures will make your mouth water!.

Breakfast here is simple, but so beautifully made, fresh and incredible tasting that you just gotta stop by one morning and try it for yourself.

Big buttermilk biscuits stuffed with ham and pimento cheese, fluffy scrambled eggs or bacon make up the most frequent orders. The bacon cheddar scones, warm with real butter, or the blueberry banana bread are worth the trip.

Grits? Yep, she’s got’em: Stone ground, natural grits slow-cooked for at least an hour on the stove each morning and topped with cheese and smoky bacon chunks.

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Bacon you crazy on River Street

Second annual Bacon Fest brings home the…. well, you know

By Rachael Flora

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IN RECENT years, bacon has surged in popularity. It’s always been a delicious staple for adding a certain flavor to food, but the love for the country’s most beloved fried meat has escalated to a point where cities across the country are hosting dayslong festivals to celebrate.

Thanks to the Savannah Waterfront Association, Savannah can join in on the fun.

The second annual Bacon Fest on River Street on September 4 and 5 returns for an even bigger and better celebration.

This year, Hormel is the title sponsor, which, SWA’s executive director Carrie Bligh notes, is a huge honor.

“They had a small part last year and saw the potential, they loved what we did,” she explains. “The interesting thing is that Hormel gets thousands of requests for sponsorship, but they only pick three to sponsor. We got picked as their east coast festival.”

Along with lending their name to the festival, Hormel will bring a motorcycle that runs on bacon grease (don’t ask us how) and provide samples of their Black Label bacon for everyone to try.

But it just wouldn’t be a true bacon celebration if the only provided foods were measly samples. Twelve local restaurants, from Leopold’s to Bayou Cafe, have created Did someone say BACON FACE PAINTING? bacon-themed dishes specifically for the How ‘bout Bacon Pecan Pie? Piggy Races? festival.

Newbie Treylor Park’s presence in the festival is a given based on their trashyclassy food, and they’ll be providing bacon gets a holiday extravaganza, October even chips with peach jam and a BLT with bacon gets Oktoberfest and Halloween — but September is more open for interpretation. in place of bread.

“Last September, we had a football kickThe foods that have been released off, which was both good and bad,” rememearly range from bacon chicken bombs to bers Bligh. “It So we said, ‘Okay, we need to bacon cream soda ice cream float to bacon do something different. Let’s do something brownies, but Bligh promises more surwith bacon.’ And why not? Everyone loves prises await at the festival. bacon.”

Every meal is represented, so a true Bligh notes that the first Bacon Fest last bacon connoisseur could theoretically eat year was a little small in terms of enterat the festival for two days straight. tainment, but the turnout was big.

The organizers know the heartbreak “The response to it was just amazing — associated with being too full to eat more people love bacon — but this year is bigger than two bacon-inspired entrees, so the and better,” she says. plates this year will be more sample-size If you’d rather cuddle and admire your and priced in the five-dollar range. pigs than eat them, the festival has you “This way, people can hit all the tents, covered there, too. This year, the festivities taste everything and not be stuffed after include a giant mechanical pig to ride. eating at just one,” Bligh explains.

“Last year we tried to find a mechanical In the interest of community togetherpig but couldn’t, so we put a pig nose and ness and just plain fun, the SWA likes to ears on a mechanical bull,” Bligh laughs. host themed events every month of the “But our events planning team eventually year. Some months, the theme is obvious 30 — March gets St. Patrick’s Day, December found one.”

There’s also a little piggy race in the works, where tiny mechanical pigs race around a custom-built racetrack for prizes, and a great kids area.

For fans of the pigskin (pun absolutely intended), Bud Light’s two-story Builda-Bar will make an appearance and show Saturday’s college football games on the attached TVs. In perfect serendipity, live music will be provided Saturday night by the Atlantaarea 80s cover band The Breakfast Club.

“We hadn’t done an 80s cover band and thought that would be fun, so when we

saw the name, we were like, that’s perfect,” Bligh explains.

“We had our fingers crossed that they were good, and they are!”

Across the river, the Savannah Craft Brew Fest will be in full swing all day Saturday, and the trusty ferry system can connect the two.

“It’s gonna be a great weekend if you like bacon and beer,” Bligh says. “It’s one of our favorite events because we all love bacon.”

The Bacon Fest’s hours are Friday from 4-10 p.m. and Saturday from 10 a.m.-10 p.m.

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ooo Maybe it’s because of personal experience that I’ve always been a sucker for political thrillers set in foreign lands. During my childhood, my family left Argentina at the start of the so-named “Dirty War” (when the government assassinated thousands of citizens who didn’t share its philosophies) and arrived in Kenya mere days after a failed coup (a mandated early curfew meant evenings were spent watching military vehicles patrol the empty streets from the safety of our hotel room).

Even the interim years in Portugal found my father, a Firestone plant manager, held hostage for several days at his place of employment.

These memories were brought to the surface during my viewing of No Escape, a harrowing drama set in an unidentified Asian country. Make no mistake: This new film isn’t nearly as complex as its predecessors in this subgenre, superb ‘80s films like The Killing Fields, Under Fire, and Missing.

And with its admittedly paranoid view of living abroad—the takeaway from the film is that Americans should never leave the U.S. but instead be content munching on Big Macs and watching Modern Family—it’s easy to understand why this movie is getting hammered in many quarters as offensive agitprop (a critic at the perennially reactionary Slant website predictably but hilariously opined that “The only way that this film could be any more racist is if the Dwyer family holed up with Lillian Gish and waited for the Klan to save them”). But I’d be lying if I didn’t admit that No Escape works on a gut level—I

haven’t seen a more intense motion picture during all of 2015.

Owen Wilson delivers a fine performance as Jack Dwyer, who arrives in this anonymous country (filming took place in Thailand) to help improve its waterworks situation. With him are his wife Annie (Lake Bell), who didn’t want to relocate in the first place, and their daughters Lucy (Sterling Jerins) and Beeze (Claire Geare), who don’t care where they are as long as there’s a swimming pool nearby.

The Dwyers are barely settled into their hotel when a coup breaks out, with the revolutionaries gleefully slaughtering all opposition. Their greatest hatred, however, is reserved for foreigners—especially Americans—and they descend upon the hotel with the same determination as the Mexican troops attacking the Alamo.

The Dwyers spend the remainder of the movie always trying to, as Jack puts it, remain 10 steps ahead of their pursuers.

Director John Erick Dowdle, who co-wrote the script with his brother Drew Dowdle, films all of their ensuing struggles with brute force, rarely shying away from the violence.

Exploitative? Maybe. Effective?

Definitely.

The Dowdles try to stage this in a realistic fashion, doing their best to perpetually paint Jack as an ordinary guy who’s in over his head but uses it to get out of difficult situations—it’s a welcome change from the norm, which finds an Everyman suddenly turning into Superman at the drop of a hat.

The sibling filmmakers do offer a concession to the established template through the character of Hammond (an

effective Pierce Brosnan), a British ex-pat who turns out to be much more than just a boozy womanizer.

Hammond demonstrates his actionhero chops at an early point, and we mark time until he returns in deus ex machina fashion at the critical moment when he’s most needed.

No Escape suffers from the usual decree that the problems of a few little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world—unless, of course, the little people are white and the crazy world is comprised of darker skinned individuals.

Indeed, the vast majority of the Asians are depicted as either soulless killers or complacent citizens, with not much in between (the major exception is Hammond’s best friend, winningly played by Sahajak Boonthanakit).

But at least the Dowdles acknowledge the reason for the discontent: As Hammond points out, the locals are outraged that an American corporation, in true fascist fashion, has through shady means been able to secure and control the nation’s water supply.

Xenophobic twits like Donald Trump will bristle at this anti-capitalist message, but more intelligent folks will once again realize that the United States’ claim of Manifest Destiny didn’t end with the acquisition of the West Coast.

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HITMAN: AGENT 47

O It’s a terrific year to be a secret agent— cinematically speaking, of course. The spy

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For the moment, though, we’ll have to make do with the late-summer entries American Ultra and Hitman: Agent 47, both facing their own missions impossible in their attempts to register as anything more than genre also-rans.

Of the pair, American Ultra is by far the more noteworthy picture, a lightweight but likable piece that basically finds Jason Bourne reborn as a slacker. Jesse Eisenberg plays Mike Howell, a stoner leading a dead-end life in a puny West Virginia burg.

His only source of joy is his girlfriend Phoebe (Kristen Stewart, Eisenberg’s Adventureland co-star), who’s supportive even when his frequent panic attacks prevent them from ever leaving their tiny town for vacation.

Unbeknownst to Mike, though, is the fact that he’s really a highly skilled government agent whose mind has been wiped clean—a situation that’s reversed when a supercilious CIA yuppie (Topher Grace) orders him terminated. Activated by his former agency handler (Connie Britton), Mike is as surprised as anyone when he finds himself able to take down trained assassins with his bare hands or, in one amusing sequence, a deftly tossed frying pan.

The notion of a Cheech & Chong burnout as a 007 knockoff is an amusing one, and Eisenberg plays the part perfectly.

Equally impressive is Stewart, who

continues to demonstrate that she will easily outpace the fanboy detractors— even a late-inning revelation concerning her character doesn’t take away from the warmth and empathy she brings to the role.

What does detract is the decision of director Nima Nourizadeh to tackle each kill with overkill. Nourizadeh feels that one coat of crimson won’t suffice when another three layers can be added, and while this gore should prove too cartoonish to offend many people, it does grow tiresome and occasionally takes us out of otherwise soundly choreographed action sequences.

On balance, American Ultra won’t be mistaken as the ne plus ultra of secret agent capers, but it mostly handles its assignment with ease.

That’s not the case with Hitman: Agent 47, which doesn’t even get off one shot before its relative wretchedness comes into focus. The second movie based on the popular video game Hitman—the first, starring Timothy Olyphant, arrived back in 2007—this one finds Rupert Friend taking over as the ruthless government assassin with the tarnished heart of gold (6 carat, at best).

Hannah Ware is Katia, whom he must protect from all manner of evildoers.

Thomas Kretschmann plays the evil syndicate head Le Clerq, whose moniker makes me think of Justin Timberlake as Le Coq in The Love Guru. And Zachary Quinto, Spock in the Star Trek reboot, costars as John Smith, a mysterious figure who starts out like Kyle Reese before morphing into a T-800.

Speaking of Spock, while he has the ability to live long and prosper, the same may or may not be said of the career of debuting director Aleksander Bach, whose movie

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exhibits all the uniqueness and individuality of a Krispy Kreme doughnut rolling off the conveyor belt (and, hey, at least the pastry has flavor).

Hitman: Agent 47 takes such pleasure in reveling in its own banality that it often feels like Bach and scripters Skip Woods (who also wrote the previous Hitman flick, as well as the atrocious A Good Day to Die Hard) and Michael Finch pilfered $35 million from studio coffers merely to proudly state that they punk’d everyone who actually wastes money to see this.

Devoid of any distinguishing features in any department, this ultimately feels like a placeholder banner ad, marking time up there on the screen until an actual movie starts.

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It’s based, of course, on the hit TV series from the 1960s, the sort of effort that arrived fast and furious in the wake of James Bond’s phenomenal success at the box office. The titular man was Napoleon Solo, played by Robert Vaughn with the right mix of suavity and insouciance. As the Russian Illya Kuryakin, Solo’s friend and co-worker at the United Network Command for Law and Enforcement, David McCallum became the series’ breakout star.

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fellow agents from the start, which makes this new picture operate as an origin story of sorts. The Cold War rages on, and when we first meet Solo (Henry Cavill) and Kuryakin (Armie Hammer) in 1963, they’re rival agents (Solo for the CIA, Kuryakin for the KGB) attempting to kill each other near the renowned Checkpoint Charlie. Solo is attempting to smuggle an important asset named Gaby Teller (Alicia Vikander, Ex Machina’s Ava) out of East Berlin while Kuryakin is trying to stop him. It’s not long after, however, that the men’s respective organizations order them to team up in an effort to stop the usual coterie of global villains (including an exNazi played with lip-smacking zeal by Sylvester Groth) from getting their hands on nuclear warheads.

There are at least two dozen actors who would have made a better Napoleon Solo than Cavill. The real delight here is Hammer. So memorable as the Winklevii in The Social Network,it’s nice to see him as an engaging presence again, and his Illya Kuryakin proves to be the film’s most interesting character as well as its primary wellspring of low-simmer humor.

Incidentally, the theme music for the series was created by the late, great Jerry Goldsmith, who nearly rivaled John Williams in crafting magnificent, majestic scores (countless credits include Chinatown, and The Omen, winning his only Oscar for the last-named). Goldsmith’s original U.N.C.L.E. score is one of his best, and I fully expected the film to pay it tribute. Instead, the employed snippet has been rendered unrecognizable with its idiotic changes in tempo and instrumentation. Fortunately, this aural atrocity marks one of the very few times that this handsome big-screen version is hopelessly out of tune.

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OOO Shaun the Sheep Movie lacks the go-forbroke genius of the Wallace and Gromit works, but that’s not so say it isn’t consistently inventive and entertaining, centering on the misadventures that greet Shaun, his fellow sheep and Bitzer the dog as they head to The Big City (as all the signs call it) to locate the farmer who looks after them.

Said farmer, after all, has taken a blow to the noggin and now suffers from amnesia, so it’s up to the animals to locate him, jog his memory, and return him home. But that proves to be quite the challenge, more so since they’re being dogged by a particularly nasty animal-containment employee.

This toon tale takes its time getting started, but once the gang descends upon the city, matters become increasingly frenzied and funny, with a pair of standout setpieces unfolding in a restaurant and inside a kennel. Despite being a silent film in that 34 no one speaks dialogue, its references span

Henry Cavill stars in THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E.

the decades, from the silent masterpiece Modern Times (when Shaun’s characters do speak, it’s in unintelligible gibberish clearly inspired by the Chaplin film) to The Silence of the Lambs (with a cat amusingly aping Hannibal Lecter pondering fava beans and a nice Chianti). With Pixar’s marvelous Inside Out winding down in theaters, it’s still not too late for parents to save Shaun from getting clipped by loading the kids into the minivan and taking them this weekend.

FANTASTIC FOUR

O Honestly, is there a more cursed franchise in Hollywood than this one? One of the genuinely classic comics from the storied history of Marvel, it’s mind-boggling that no one has been able to make a decent movie out of this material.

It brings to mind Jim Gordon’s line about Batman at the conclusion of The Dark Knight: “He’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.”

Is the same principle applying here?

Are these the heroes America deserves, as punishment for our slavish devotion to all films Marvel? A grim assessment, indeed.

So while it may be true that this Fantastic Four is an improvement over the 2005 version (and perhaps its 2007 sequel, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer), that’s really not saying a damn thing.

This take finds our fab four much younger than in previous incarnations: there’s brainy Reed Richards (Miles Teller) and cocky Johnny Storm (Michael B. Jordan), and there’s Sue Storm (Kate Mara) and Ben Grimm (Jamie Bell).

Yes, the last-named characters are so

devoid of personality or quirks that I’m hard-pressed to think of any adjectives to describe them. At any rate, after nearly an hour of sluggish exposition, the quartet finally are exposed to the mysterious green glop that looks as if it could power a thousand Green Lanterns but instead turns these meddling kids into something more than human.

None of these skilled actors are bad individually, but thanks to inert writing and direction, they’re never allowed to establish any chemistry among themselves.

Especially affected are Reed and Ben, who are supposed to be longtime friends but seem about as comfortable around each other as two strangers mashed together on a crammed NYC subway car.

There’s a climactic battle, of course, but it’s rather anemic, generating about as much suspense as found on any given episode of Fraggle Rock. And then it’s all over, leaving in its wake disappointment, disillusionment, and the threat of a sequel in 2017.

RICKI AND THE FLASH

OOO Meryl Streep sprints past the ABBA songbook to tackle a wide range of infectious tunes in Ricki and the Flash, a middling seriocomedy that works better when its emotions are raw than when its scenarios are rigged.

Streep plays Ricki Rendazzo, who abandoned her prim and proper family long ago to pursue her rock ‘n’ roll dream. Singing a mix of covers at a California watering hole with her band the Flash (members played by real-life rockers Rick Springfield, Bernie Worrell, Joe Vitale and the late Rick

Rosas), she’s beckoned back to Indianapolis by her ex-husband Pete (Kevin Kline), who’s worried about their daughter Julie (Mamie Gummer, Streep’s real-life daughter).

Having been abandoned by her husband for another woman, Julie’s a suicidal wreck, and while Mom has never really been around much to provide maternal comfort, she’s hoping it’s not too late. But Julie is wary, as are her brothers Josh (Sebastian Stan) and Adam (Nick Westrate). And adding to the tension is the presence of Pete’s second wife Maureen (Audra McDonald), who’s spent years raising these kids as her own and isn’t sure Ricki’s presence can offer anything but trouble.

Featuring a script by Oscar winner Diablo Cody (Juno) and direction by Oscar winner Jonathan Demme (The Silence of the Lambs), Ricki and the Flash mines the various confrontations in a manner that causes a level of discomfort among both the characters and the audience members.

These standoffs bring out the best in Streep, and represent many of the most memorable sequences in the film.

But the script too often works overtime to provide uplifting, cathartic moments that feel artificial rather than earned, and all conflicts are eventually ignored instead of being resolved.

Like Demme’s Rachel Getting Married, Ricki and the Flash also ends at a wedding.

Yet unlike that 2008 sleeper about an equally dysfunctional family, any goodwill here feels more like the screenwriter’s forced hand than the characters’ hardearned victories. CS

Activism & Politics

Drinking Liberally Every first and third Thursdays, 7:00 p.m.

A gathering of Liberals for an informal discussion of politics, the economy, sports, entertainment, and the world around us. Free to attend. Food and beverages available for purchase. Free first Thursday of every month, 7 p.m. (912) 341-7427. livingliberally.org/drinking/chapters/GA/ savannah. Tondee’s Tavern, 7 E. Bay Street.

Savannah Area Young Republicans Get involved. Contact is Michael Johnson, via email or telephone, or see website for info. 912-604-0797. chairman@sayr. org. sayr.org. Call or see website for information. Free ongoing. 912-308-3020. savannahyoungrepublicans.com.

Savannah Libertarians Join the Facebook group to find out about upcoming local events. Mondays. Facebook. com/groups/SAVlibertarians.

Victorian Neighborhood Association Meetings Open to all residents, property owners and businesses located between Anderson and Gwinnett, M.L.King,Jr. Blvd to East Broad Street. Free second Tuesday of every month, 6-7 p.m. 912-233-0352. alpost135.com/.

American Legion, Post 135, 1108 Bull St. The World We Want Join Emergent Savannah, East Taylor Creative and Starlandia Supply for the The World We Want, a public art movement that invites people to reflect on their vision for themselves and the world. With some simple walls and a few pieces of chalk, we will be inviting honest reflection and expression for one simple reason: To connect us together. Sep. 4-30. https:// facebook.com/events/868949009848900/. sentientbean.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. Young Democrats Mondays at 7pm on the second level of Foxy Loxy, Bull Street. Call or visit the Young Democrats Facebook page for more information. Free ongoing. 423-619-7712. foxyloxycafe.com/. Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St.

Auditions and Calls for Entries

Auditions for Armstrong Youth Orchestra Open to students enrolled in primary grades through high school and including Armstrong students (available for course credit). Auditions, by appointment, are in Armstrong Fine Arts Hall. To schedule an audition, e-mail: savaayo@yahoo.com. Info is also available at www.savaayo.org. AYO is sponsored in part by the Savannah Friends of Music, www.savannahfriendsofmusic. com ongoing and Thu., Sep. 3. about. armstrong.edu/Maps/index.html. Armstrong State University, 11935 Abercorn St.

Abeni Cultural Arts Dance Classes

Classses for multiple ages in performance dance and adult fitness dance.

African, modern, ballet, jazz, tap, contemporary, gospel. Held at Abeni Cultural Arts studio, 8400-B Abercorn St. Call Muriel, 912-631-3452, or Darowe, 912-272-2797. ongoing. abeniculturalarts@gmail.com.

Call for Applicants for Harvest of Hope Retreat Cancer survivors of all ages and their families are invited to the 13h annual Harvest of Hope Retreat on September 26.

To apply for this free event, please contact Morphia Scarlett at 912-350- 0514 or scarlmo1@memorialhealth.com. Through Sep. 26. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

Call for Artists and Craftsmen Telfair Museum Stores are calling local artists & craftsmen to participate in Telfair Flair held in conjunction with Telfair Art Fair on November 14 and 15. We will select up to a dozen potters, jewelry makers, sculptors, glass, wood, fiber, paper & mixed-media artists, etc. to display and sell their works on consignment in the Jepson Center atrium.

We cannot accept canvas paintings or work that requires walls. To submit sample photos and pricing, or for more info, please email Lisa Ocampo at ocampol@telfair. org. Deadline for submissions is October 1.

Through Oct. 1. telfair.org. Telfair Academy of Arts and Sciences, 121 Barnard St. Call for Artists for 2016 Exhibitions The City of Savannah’s Department of

Cultural Affairs is now accepting exhibition proposals at the Cultural Arts Gallery for the 2016 calendar year. The 1,700 square foot community gallery serves the Savannah area with exhibitions and educational programming that strengthen awareness and stimulate dialogue through artistic expression. In conjunction with each exhibition, artists are encouraged to develop and present a learning opportunity to the public such as a workshop, lecture or demonstration. All mediums will be considered for a non-degree seeking solo or group exhibitions, including video and installation pieces. Proposals should be professionally presented and should include a cover letter; a resume; an artist statement; a previous exhibition record; 10-12 digital images of the work to be considered; and a self-addressed stamped envelope if the proposal needs to be returned. Through Sep. 11. 912-651-6783. savannahga.gov/arts.

City of Savannah Department of Cultural Affairs, 9 West Henry St. Call for Speakers for Geekend 2015 The theme of Creative Coast’s Geekend 2015 is Growth. All entrepreneurs, developers, marketers, social media mavericks, technology enthusiasts, designers and other creatives are encouraged to apply to speak now. Geekend is looking for compelling cutting-edge content that is actionable and touches upon any one or several of the following topics: Design, Development, Mobile, Social Media, Marketing, Growth Hacking, Access to Capital, Sales, Management. The festival will take place October 15-17. Through Oct. 15. 912-447-8457. geek-end.com/speakers/ apply. thecreativecoast.org. Creative Coast, 415 W. Boundary St. Call for Volunteers for Breaking the Cycle Coastal Georgia Breaking the Cycle will host a symposium on substance abuse and freedom from addiction as part of National Recovery Day on September 19, 11:00 a.m.

– 2:00 p.m., at Lake Mayer. Volunteers are needed for this event in the following areas: reception, food, greeters and clean-up.

For more information on how you can participate call volunteer coordinator Teneka Gerido at 912.661.7014. Through Sep. 19.

Downtown Savannah, downtown.

Homeschool Music Classes Music classes for homeschool students ages 8-18 and their parents. Offered in Guyton and Savannah. See website for details. ongoing. CoastalEmpireMusic.com.

Oatland Island Seeks Memories and Recollections for 40th Anniversary Oatland Island Education Center is looking for memories of Oatland Island in honor of their 40th anniversary. People who were part of the Youth Conservation Corp that helped to build Oatland Island Education Center in the 1970’s. Great memories from field trips.

Special family memories of Oatland Island.

Send your photos and stories to memories@ oatland40th.org. Deadline is August 31. undefined. 912-395-1500. oatlandisland.org.

Savannah Art Map Art Resource Collective is publishing a comprehensive map of all galleries and working studios featuring local artists in The Greater Savannah Area. We have a comprehensive list but want to be sure to have your information if you wish to be included. Send an email to map@ arcsavannah.org with the following information: Gallery / Studio Name, Street Address, City, Zipcode, Gallery Website, Gallery Email, Gallery Phone Number, Gallery Hours (ie. M-F 10 - 5pm), A sentence describing the gallery’s or studio’s artistic focus. We are also seeking sponsors and supporters to keep this service free for all local galleries and artists. Free Through Oct. 6, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. map@arcsavannah.org. arcsavannah.org. Arts Resource Collective, P. O. Box 9304.

Touchstone 13 Bricks presents the Touchstone, a callfor-entry gallery show. We are asking for artists to submit 3 pieces of work, preferably with a common theme. Submissions will be printed on heavyweight matte as 8”x 8” prints at the 13 Bricks shop. This is an affordable platform to showcase artists’ work and join a network of creativity in Savannah. To enter the Touchstone print gallery show, please visit 13bricksclothing. com/workshops and fill out a submission form. For more information and questions, please contact us at 13bricksclothing@ gmail.com $20 Through Sep. 30. Keystone Gallery & 13 Bricks, 633 East Broad Street.

Volunteer Docents Needed Davenport House volunteer docent/tour guide training is offered in October. Trainees meet once a week for four weeks. Docents lead tours and assist with programming for people from around the world who visit the historic house. Call Dottie Kraft at 236-8097 between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. or email at info@davenporthousemuseum.org Through Oct. 5. davenporthousemuseum. org. Davenport House, 324 East State St.

Benefits

$5 Bikram Yoga Class to Benefit Local Charities Bikram Yoga Savannah offers a weekly Karma class to raise money for local charities. Thursdays during the 6:30pm class. Pay $5 for class and proceeds are donated to a different charity each month. This is a regular Bikram Yoga class. ongoing. 912.356.8280. bikramyogasavannah.com.

SCMPD Animal Control seeks Volunteers Savannah Chatham County Animal Control seeks volunteers to serve various tasks

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as needed by the shelter. No prior animal shelter experience is necessary. Newly trained volunteers will be authorized to serve immediately after orientation. Potential volunteers are asked to notify J. Lewis prior to orientation; though, walk-ins are welcome.

Volunteers must be at least 17-yearsold. ongoing. (912) 525-2151. jlewis01@ savannahga.gov.

We Love Teachers (supply drive) We are collecting ALL school supplies (think crayons, markers, colored pencils, glue sticks, etc.) to be donated to local high-need school, Gadsden Elementary School. **Teachers, counselors, and administrators enjoy 15% off with school ID! FREE Mondays-Sundays, 10 a.m.-7 p.m..

912-944-6113. str1407@anthropologie.com.

Anthropologie, 38 Montgomery St.

Classes, Camps & Workshops

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Art Classes at The Studio School Ongoing weekly drawing and painting classes for youth and adults. See website, send email or call for details. 912-4846415. melindaborysevicz@gmail.com. thestudioschoolsavannah.com.

Art, Music, Piano, Voice Coaching Coaching for all ages, beginners through advanced. Classic, modern, jazz improvization and theory. Serious inquiries only. 912-961-7021 or 912-667-1056.

ArtLab Summer Classes Art Exploration Sessions on Saturdays from 12-1pm for ages 6-11. Projects will include color exploration, mixing experiments, creation with found objects and beyond.

Tiny Artists Classes on Saturdays from 10:45-11:30am for ages 2-5. Parents and kids work together to create small projects introducing textures, colors and discovering art all around us. Take a creative break on Saturdays. Please call or email to sign up. $15 per class, sibling discounts available Saturdays.. 912-388-1939. artlabsavannah@ gmail.com. artlabsavannah.com. ArtLab, 2417 Waters Ave. Beading Classes Offered every weekend at Perlina Beadshop, 6 West State Street. Check website calendar or call for info. 912-441-2656. perlinabeadshop.com.

Beading Classses at Epiphany Bead & Jewelry Studio Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced. Call for class times.

912-920-6659. Epiphany Bead & Jewelry Studio, 101 N. Fahm St. Beginning Belly Dance Classes Taught by Happenstance Bellydance.

All skill levels and styles. Private instruction available. $15 912-704-2940. happenstancebellydance@gmail.com. happenstancebellydance.wordpress.com.

Belly Dance at the Beach Magic Carpet Dance Studio, Savannah’s Exclusive belly dance studio is now offering special belly dance classes on the Beach on Tybee Island! We will meet at the 10th street beach access and carve our little dance oasis in the beautiful sand - with 36 the clashing waves in front of us, and the

Board Game Nights

Bring your favorite board game or learn to play one of ours! Join our community of gamers and make some new friends while having an awesome time. Guild Hall members get in free, and non-members must simply purchase a $2 Day Pass.

Saturdays, 7 p.m. Guild Hall, 615 Montgomery Street.

magical ocean breeze! $15ea drop in, or $10ea with punch cards Sundays, 5:30-6:30 p.m.. 912-663-5114. beckywaller99@gmail. com. magiccarpetdancers.com. Magic Carpet Dance Studio, 6409 Abercorn Street, Suite E. Board Game Nights Bring your favorite board game or learn to play one of ours! Join our community of gamers and make some new friends while having an awesome time. Guild Hall members get in free, and nonmembers must simply purchase a $2 Day Pass. Saturdays, 7 p.m. Guild Hall, 615 Montgomery Street.

Champions Training Center Offering a variety of classes and training in mixed martial arts, jui-jitsu, judo and other disciplines for children and adults. All skill levels. 525 Windsor Rd. 912-349-4582. ctcsavannah.com.

Chinese Language Classes The Confucius Institute at Savannah State University offers free Chinese language classes starting January 17. To register, please call 912-358-3160. ongoing. 912-3583160. confuciusinstitute@savannahstate. edu. savannahstate.edu. savstate.edu/.

Savannah State University, 3219 College St. Clay Classes Savannah Clay Studio at Beaulieu offers handbuilding, sculpture, and handmade tiles, basic glazing and firing. 912-351-4578. sav.. claystudio@gmail.com.

Boating Classes Classes on boat handling, boating safety and navigation offered by U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary. See website or call to register. 912897-7656. savannahaux.com.

DUI Prevention Group Offers victim impact panels for intoxicated drivers, DUI, offenders, and anyone seeking knowledge about the dangers of driving

while impaired. A must see for teen drivers.

Meets monthly. $40/session 912-443-0410.

Krav Maga / Tactical Self Defense: Dynamic Defensive Tactics combines the Israeli self defense techniques of Krav Maga with tactical fighting concepts. This is NOT a martial art but a no nonsense approach to self defense. With over 37 years of experience, Roger D’Onofrio will teach you solutions, which are aggressive, simple and effective, to the violent situations of today.

Note: these are private sessions for adults only. ongoing. 912-308-7109. ddt_910@ yahoo.com.

Family Law Workshop The Mediation Center has three workshops per month for people who do not have legal representation in a family matter: divorce, legitimation, modifications of child support, visitation, contempt. Schedule: 1st Tues, 2nd Mon, 4th Thursday. Call for times. $30 912354-6686. mediationsavannah.com.

Fany’s Spanish/English Institute Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children held at 15 E. Montgomery Crossroad. Register by phone. ongoing. 912921-4646.

Figure Drawing Classes Tuesdays 6-9pm and Wednesdays 9:3012:30am. $60/4-session package or $20 drop-in fee. At the Studio School. ongoing.

912-484-6415. melindaborysevicz@gmail. com. thestudioschoolsavannah.com. Studio School, 1319 Bull St. Fundamentals of Digital Photography In this introductory hands-on class, you will learn about your camera’s basic settings and how using the manual settings can expand your creative horizons. Emphasis will be on taking lots of photos, getting out of “program” mode and looking at ways to manage the photos you want to print

or share online. Students will be walking around and taking pictures at the Coastal Georgia Center, as well as the Visitors Center. An optional field trip may be planned. Wear comfortable walking shoes.

Please plan to bring your DSLR camera to the class. $90 Tuesdays, Thursdays, 6-8 p.m.. academics.georgiasouthern. edu/ce/programs/personaldevelopment/ digitalphotography/. cgc.georgiasouthern. edu/. Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street.

Guitar, Mandolin, or Bass Guitar Lessons Emphasis on theory, reading music, and improvisation. Located in Ardsley Park. ongoing. 912-232-5987.

Housing Authority Neighborhood Resource Center Housing Authority of Savannah hosts classes at the Neighborhood Resource Center. Adult literacy/GED prep: Mon-Thurs, 9am-12pm & 1pm-4pm. Financial education: 4th Fri each month, 9am-11am. Basic computer training: Tues & Thurs, 1pm3pm. Community computer lab: Mon-Fri, 3pm-4:30pm. ongoing. 912-232-4232 x115. savannahpha.com. savannahpha.com/NRC. html. Neighborhood Resource Center, 1407 Wheaton St. Knitting & Crochet Classes Offered at The Frayed Knot, 6 W. State St. See the calendar of events on website.

Mondays. 912-233-1240. thefrayedknotsav. com.

Learn to Sew Sewing lessons for all ages and skill levels.

Private and Group classes. Tuesdays.. 912596-0889. kleossewingstudio.com. Kleo’s Sewing Studio, 36 W. Broughton St. #201.

Master Workshop on Acting, Consciousness and Authenticity Performing artists and Fulbright Specialist scholar Ronald Rand hosts this workshop on Stanislavsky’s “Method of Actions” chart. Register first. Bring a pencil, notepad and comfortable clothing. $35 Sat., Sep. 5, 2:30 p.m. 912-247-4644. letitbeart.com.

Downtown Savannah, downtown.

Music Instruction Georgia Music Warehouse, near corner of Victory Drive & Abercorn, offering instruction by professional musicians. Band instruments, violin, piano, drums and guitar.

All ages welcome. ongoing. 912-358-0054. georgiamusicwarehouse.com/. Georgia Music Warehouse, 2424 Abercorn St. Music Lessons--Multiple Instruments Savannah Musicians’ Institute offers private instruction for all ages and experience levels in Guitar (electric, acoustic,classical), Piano, Bass, Voice, Banjo, Mandolin, Ukulele, Flute, Clarinet, Saxophone, Music Theory/Composition/Songwriting. 609 69th Street, Savannah GA. ongoing. 912398-8828. smisavannah@gmail.com. savmusiciansinstitute.com.

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at Portman’s. $30 per month. All ages and ability levels welcome. Call for info. ongoing.

912-354-1500. portmansmusic.com.

Portman’s Music Superstore, 7650 Abercorn St. Novel Writing Write a novel, finish the one you’ve started, revise it or pursue publication. Awardwinning Savannah author offers one-onone or small group classes, mentoring, manuscript critique, ebook formatting. Email for pricing and scheduling info. ongoing. pmasoninsavannah@gmail.com.

Photography Classes Beginner photography to post production. Instruction for all levels. $20 for two-hour class. See website for complete class list. 410-251-4421. chris@chrismorrisphotography.com. chrismorrisphotography.com.

Piano Lessons Piano lessons with a classically trained instructor, with theater and church experience. 912-312-3977. ongoing. georgiamusicwarehouse.com/. Georgia Music Warehouse, 2424 Abercorn St. Piano Voice-Coaching Pianist with M/degree,classical modern jazz improvisation, no age limit. Call 912-9617021 or 912-667-1056. Serious inquiries only. ongoing.

A. Roper Studio - Voice Technique and Coaching Experienced and successful voice instructor is accepting students. Nurturing and collaborative studio. Services offered include strengthening the voice, range extension, relaxation techniques, and coaching through various styles of music.

Audition and competition preparation.

Located 15 minutes from downtown. Varies Mondays-Saturdays, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 912-4840628. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

Russian Language Classes Learn to speak Russian. All experience levels welcome, beginner to expert. Call for info. ongoing. 912-713-2718.

Supply Chain Project Management Fundamentals Supply Chain Management projects can span a wide range of project types including supply chain strategy, network analysis, facility design build, supply chain technology selection and implementation, and continuous process improvement initiatives. Rising managers and supervisors, as well as seasoned logistics professionals, will gain valuable insight and best practices in this course on project management methodologies as applied to the supply chain environment. Class discussion and projects provide an understanding of how fundamental Project Management Institute approaches and industry best practices can be used to effectively manage a project’s complexities. $1,950 per person. Students will receive a notebook of slides, notes, exercises and project management tools and templates as well as the textbook, A Guide to the Project Management Body of Knowledge Fifth Edition, Project Management Institute Inc. Sep. 8-10, 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 912-966-7913. https://

pe.gatech.edu/courses/supply-chainproject-management-fundamentals. Georgia Tech Savannah, 210 Technology Circle.

Clubs & Organizations

100 Black Men of Savannah, Inc. Professionals Mixer Take part in a great networking event an amazing venue Ampersand. This is a can’t miss event... so, grab some friends and join us for amazing food and drinks (for purchase) and door prizes. Come meet and mingle with some of Savannah’s most influential individuals. Free Thu., Sep. 3, 6-8 p.m. 100blackmansav.org. sparetimesavannah.com/. Ampersand, 36 MLK Jr. Blvd.

13th Colony Sound Barbershop Chorus Sing in the harmonious barbershop style with the Savannah Chorus of the Barbershop Harmony Society. No charge Mondays, 6:30 p.m.. 912-344-9768. rfksav@gmail.com. savannahbarbershoppers.org. Savannah Arts Academy, 500 Washington Ave. Abeni Cultural Arts Dance Classes Classses for multiple ages in performance dance and adult fitness dance. African, modern, ballet, jazz, tap, contemporary, gospel. Held at Abeni Cultural Arts studio, 8400-B Abercorn St. Call Muriel, 912-6313452, or Darowe, 912-272-2797. ongoing. abeniculturalarts@gmail.com.

Avegost LARP Live action role playing group that exists in a medieval fantasy realm. generallly meets the second weekend of the month. Free for your first event or if you’re a non-player character. $35 fee for returning characters. ongoing. godzillaunknown@gmail.com. avegost.com.

Buccaneer Region SCCA Local chapter of the Sports Car Club of America, hosting monthly solo/autocross driving events in the Savannah area. Anyone with a safe car, insurance and a valid driver’s license is eligible to participate. See website. ongoing. buccaneerregion.org.

Business Networking on the Islands Small Business Professionals Islands Networking Group meets first Thursday each month, 9:30am-10:30am. Tradewinds Ice Cream & Coffee, 107 Charlotte Rd. Call for info. ongoing. 912-308-6768.

Chatham Sailing Club Friday evening social event at the clubhouse.

Meet Members and their families who all enjoy water based activities but whose prime interest is sailing. This BYOB event is free and all are welcome, but Membership is encouraged after several visits once interest is gauged!! We look forward to meeting you.

Fridays, 7-10 p.m. pranschkec3@gmail.com.

Young’s Marina, 218 Wilmington Island Rd. Exchange Club of Savannah Weekly Lunch Meets every Monday (except on the fifth Monday of the month), 12pm-1pm. Weekly speaker, and honor a student of the month and year, police officer and fireman of the year. Charities: Jenkins Boys & Girls Club; Center for the Prevention of Child Abuse.

Guest are welcome Mondays, 12-1 p.m..

912-441-6559. Savannahexchange.org.

Exchange Club of Savannah, 4801 Meding Street.

Fiber Guild of the Savannahs A club focusing on weaving, spinning, basket making, knitting, crocheting, quilting, beading, rug hooking, doll making, and other fiber arts. Meets at Oatland Island Wildlife Center, first Saturday of the month (Sept.-June) 10:15am. Mondays, 10:30 a.m. fiberguildsavannah.homestead.com/. Fiber Guild of the Savannahs, 711 Sandtown Road GA. Freedom Network An international, leaderless network of individuals seeking more freedom in an unfree world. Meetings twice monthly, Thursdays, 8:30pm. Topics and meeting locations vary. No politics, no religious affiliation, no dues, no fees. Every other Thursday.. onebornfree@yahoo.com.

Historic Flight Savannah A non-profit organization dedicated to sending area Korean War and WWII veterans to Washington, DC, to visit the WWII Memorial. All expenses paid by Honor Flight Savannah. Honor Flight seeks contributions, and any veterans interested in a trip to Washington. Call for info. ongoing. 912-5961962. honorflightsavannah.org.

Historic Savannah Chapter: ABWA Meets the second Thursday of every month from 6pm-7:30pm. Tubby’s Tank House, 2909 River Drive, Thunderbolt. Attendees pay for their own meals. RSVP by phone. ongoing. 912-660-8257.

Knitters, Needlepoint and Crochet Meets every Wednesday. Different locations downtown. Call for info. No fees. Want to learn? Join us. ongoing. 912-308-6768.

Knittin’ Night Knit and crochet gathering held each Tuesday evening, 5pm-8pm All skill levels welcome. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. 912-238-0514. wildfibresavannah.com/. Wild Fibre, 409 East Liberty St. Low Country Turners A club for wood-turning enthusiasts. Call Steve Cook for info at number below. ongoing. 912-313-2230.

Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary Meets the first Saturday of the month at 1:00pm. Call for info. ongoing. 912-7864508. American Legion Post 184, 3003 Rowland Ave. Philo Cafe Discussion group that meets every Monday, 7:30pm - 9:00pm at various locations.

Anyone craving good conversation is invited. Free to attend. Email for info, or see Facebook.com/SavannahPhiloCafe.

Mondays. athenapluto@yahoo.com.

R.U.F.F. - Retirees United for the Future RUFF meets the last Friday of each month at 10am to protect Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid and related senior issues. Parking in the rear. Free to all Seniors ongoing. 912344-5127. New Covenant Church, 2201 Bull St.

Safe Kids Savannah A coalition dedicated to preventing childhood injuries. Meets 2nd Tuesday each month, 11:30am-1:00pm. See website or call for info. ongoing. 912-353-3148. safekidssavannah.org.

Savannah Brewers’ League Meets 1st Wednesday of the month, 7:30pm at Moon River Brewing Co. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-447-0943. hdb.org. moonriverbrewing.com/. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 West Bay St. Savannah Charlesfunders Investment Discussion Group Meets Saturdays, 8:30am to discuss stocks, bonds and better investing. Contact by email for info. ongoing. charlesfund@gmail. com. panerabread.com/. Panera Bread (Broughton St.), 1 West Broughton St. Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States A dinner meeting every 4th Tuesday of the month at 6:00 pm at local restaurants. 3rd Tuesday in November; none in December.

For dinner reservations, please call Sybil Cannon at 912-964-5366. ongoing. 912-7487020. savannahnavyleague.us.

Savannah Go Green Meets most Saturdays. Green events and places. Share ways to Go Green each day.

Call for info. ongoing. 912-308-6768.

Savannah Kennel Club Monthly meetings open to the public the 4th Monday each month, Sept. through June. ongoing, 7 p.m. savannahkennelclub.org. barnesrestaurant.com. Barnes Restaurant, 5320 Waters Avenue.

Savannah Newcomers Club Open to women who have lived in the Savannah area for less than two years.

Membership includes monthly luncheon and program. Activities, tours and events to help learn about Savannah and make new friends. ongoing. savannahnewcomersclub. com.

Savannah Parrot Head Club Beach, Buffet and no dress code. Check website for events calendar or send an email for Parrot Head gatherings. ongoing. savannahphc@yahoo.com. savannahphc. com.

Society for Creative Anachronism Meets every Saturday at the south end of Forsyth Park for fighter practice and general hanging out. For people interested in re-creating the Middle Ages and Renaissance. Free Saturdays, 11 a.m.. savannahsca.org. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Savannah Story Games A group that plays games that tell improvised stories. Create an amazing story in just three hours, using group games with special rules that craft characters, settings, and conflicts.

Sundays at 6pm. free Saturdays, 6 p.m.. info@savannahstorygames.com. savannahstorygames.com. Guild Hall, 615 Montgomery Street.

Savannah Toastmasters Helps improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly, supportive environment.

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Mondays, 6:15pm, Memorial Health University Medical Center, in the Conference Room C. ongoing. 912-484-6710. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Savannah Veggies and Vegans Join the Facebook group to find out more about vegetarian and vegan lifestyles, and to hear about upcoming local events.

Mondays.

Vietnam Veterans of America Chapter 671 Meets second Monday of each month, 7pm, at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. ongoing. 912-429-0940. rws521@msn. com. vvasav.com.

Woodville-Tompkins Scholarship Foundation Meets second Tuesday each month (except October) 6:00pm, Woodville-Tompkins, 151 Coach Joe Turner St. Call or email for info. ongoing. 912-232-3549. chesteraellis@ comcast.net.

Concerts

13th Colony Sound (Barbershop Singing) “If you can carry a tune, come sing with us!”

Mondays, 7pm. ongoing. 912-344-9768. savannahbarbershoppers.org. Thunderbolt Lodge #693, 3111 Rowland Ave. Concert: Fantasia and Anthony Hamilton Celebrate Labor Day with Fantasia and Anthony Hamilton. Featuring Lyfe Jennings. $25-$55 Thu., Sep. 3, 8 p.m. savannahcivic. com. The Savannah Civic Center, 301 West Oglethorpe Ave. PICKFirst Friday for Folk Music Monthly folk music showcase hosted by the Savannah Folk Music Society in a friendly, alcohol-free environment. $5 donation September performers: David Alley and Chris Emerson & Cynergy. first Friday of every month, 7:30 p.m. 912-898-1876. savannahfolk.org. fpc.presbychurch.net.

First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave. Parlor Concert Benjamin Warsaw performs a concert in the Andaz lobby. Thu., Sep. 3, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

Andaz Hotel, 14 Barnard Street.

Conferences

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Stand Up, Suit Up, and Walk In Your Purpose Empowerment conference with a powerful line up of powerful celebrity guest speakers. $100 Sat., Sep. 5, 9 a.m. and Sun., Sep. 6, 9 a.m. 912-433-4310. womenofgreatness@ gmail.com. marthacooperhudson. com/#!conference/ccn1. savannah.hyatt. com/hyatt/hotels-savannah/index.jsp?null.

Hyatt Regency Savannah, 2 West Bay St.

Dance

Adult Ballet Class Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 Lincoln St, offers adult ballet on Thursdays, 6:30pm-7:30pm $12 per class. Call for info. ongoing. 912-234-8745.

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Beginner and intermediate ballet, modern dance, barre fusion, barre core body sculpt, gentle stretch & tone. Tuesdays.. 912925-0903. theballetschoolsav.com. Ballet School, 10010 Abercorn St. Mondays and Wednesdays, 7pm-8pm. $12/class or $90/8 classes. Call for info. Academy of Dance, 74 W. Montgomery Crossroad. Wednesdays.

912-921-2190.

Argentine Tango Lessons Sundays 1:30-3;30pm. Open to the public. $3 per person. Wear closed toe leather shoes if possible. Doris Martin Dance Studio, 8511-h ferguson Ave. Call or email for info. ongoing. 912-925-7416. savh_tango@yahoo.com.

Awaken with Chakradance™ A free-flowing, meditative dance, with eclectic music selected to resonate with each specific chakra, along with guided imagery. No dance experience or chakras knowledge needed. $20 ongoing, 7-8:30 p.m. 912-663-1306. Chakradancer@ comcast.net. chakradance.com/. synergisticbodies.com. Synergistic Bodies, 7901 Waters Ave. Ballroom Group Dance Class Weekly ballroom dance classes focus on two types of dance each month. Open to partners/couples or to solos. The $35 for 4 weeks or $10 drop in Mondays, 7 p.m.

912.312.3549. reservetodance@gmail. com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Ballroom/Latin Group Class Group classes every Tuesday and Wednesday at 8pm. Tuesdays focus on fundamental steps, styling, and techniques.

Wednesday’s classes are more specific, with advanced elements. $15/person and $25/ couple Wednesdays, 8 p.m. and Tuesdays..

912-335-3335. savannahballroom@gmail. com. savannahballroomdancing.com.

Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street.

Beginner’s Belly Dance Classes Learn basic moves and choreography with local Belly Dancer, Nicole Edge. Class is open to all ages and skill levels. Walk-ins welcome. 15.00 Wednesdays, 7-8 p.m.

912-596-0889. edgebelly@gmail.com. edgebellydance.com. Fitness on Broughton, 1 E. Broughton St. Beginners Belly Dance Classes Instructed by Nicole Edge. All ages/Skill levels welcome. Sundays, 12pm-1pm.

Fitness body and balance studio. 2127 1//2 E. Victory Dr. $15/class or $48/hour. Call or see website. ongoing. 912-596-0889. cairoonthecoast.com.

Beginners Belly Dancing with Cybelle For those with little-to-no dance background.

Instructor is formally trained, has performed for over ten years. $15/person. Tues. 7pm8pm. Private classes and walk ins available.

Synergistic Bodies, 7724 Waters Ave. ongoing. 912-414-1091. info@cybelle3.com. cybelle3.com.

C.C. Express Dance Team Wednesdays, 6pm-8pm. Clogging or tap dance experience is necessary. Call Claudia

Collier for info. ongoing. 912-748-0731.

Windsor Forest Recreation Building, Windsor Forest.

Dance for Peace A weekly gathering to benefit locals in need.

Music, dancing, fun for all ages. Donations of nonperishable food and gently used or new clothing are welcomed. Free and open to the public. Sundays, 3 p.m. 912-547-6449. xavris21@yahoo.com. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Dance Lessons (Salsa, Bachata) Learn to dance Salsa & Bachata. For info, call Austin (912-704-8726) or Omar (Spanish - 787-710-6721). Thursdays. 912-704-8726. salsa@salsasavannah.com. salsasavannah. com. Great Gatsby, 408 West Broughton Street.

Dance Party Dance on Thursdays at 8pm--fun, friendship, and dancing. Free for Savannah Ballroom students. $10 for visitors ($15 for couples). free - $15 Thursdays, 8 p.m. 912-3353335. savannahballroom@gmail.com. savannahballroomdancing.com. Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street.

Disco Hustle Dance Class Do the hustle! A New York style Disco Hustle group class taught by Jos’eh Marion, a professional ballroom dance instructor.

Sundays at 5pm. Call for pricing. Sundays, 5 p.m.. 843-290-6174. Trudancer@gmail.com. ymcaofcoastalga.org/. YMCA (Habersham Branch), 6400 Habersham St. Free Dance Thursdays at Lake Mayer Lake Mayer is offering free dance and fitness classes for all ages every Thursday, in the Community Center. 9:30 am and 10:30 am is the “Little Movers” class for toddlers.

12:00 pm Lunch Break Fitness. 1:30 pm Super Seniors. 5:30 pm youth hip hop. 6:30 pm Adult African Fitness. FREE ongoing, 9:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 912-652-6780. sdavis@ chathamcounty.org. Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

FUNdamentals Dance Lesson Group dance lessons every Tuesday and Wednesday at 8pm. Tuesday: fundamental steps, styling, and techniques. Wednesday: advanced elements. $15/person $25/ couple Tuesdays, 8 p.m. and Wednesdays, 8 p.m.. 912-335-3335. savannahballroom@ gmail.com. savannahballroomdancing.com.

Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street.

Home Cookin’ Cloggers Wednesdays, 6pm-8pm, Nassau Woods Recreation Building, Dean Forest Road. No beginner classes at this time. Call Claudia Collier for info. ongoing. 912-748-0731.

Irish Dance Classes Glor na Dare offers beginner to champion Irish Dance classes for ages 5 and up.

Adult Step & Ceili, Strength and Flexibility, non-competitive and competitive programs, workshops, camps. Certified. Wednesdays..

912-704-2052. prideofirelandga@gmail. com.

Kids/Youth Dance Class Kids Group class on various Ballroom and Latin dances. Multiple teachers. Ages 4-17 currently enrolled in the program. Prepares

youth for social and/or competitive dancing. $15/person Saturdays, 10 a.m. 912-3353335. savannahballroom@gmail.com. savannahballroomdancing.com. Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street.

LaBlast- Dance Fitness designed

by Louis Van Amstel from DWTS Created by world renowned dancer and ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars” professional, Louis Van Amstel, LaBlast uniquely combines a wide variety of ballroom dance styles and music genres. Do the Cha Cha Cha, Disco, Jive, Merengue, Salsa and Samba set to everything from pop and rock to hip-hop and country – and burn fat and blast calories! No experience and no partner necessary. $15.00 drop in or 10 classes for $80.00 Mondays, 6-7 p.m. and Fridays, 10-11 a.m. 912.312.3549. reservetodance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com.

Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Line Dancing Take down Tuesdays. Jazzy Sliders Adult Line Dancing, every Tuesday, 7:30pm-10:00pm. Free admission, cash bar.

Come early and learn a new dance from 7:30pm-8:30pm. ongoing. doublesnightclub. com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Mahogany Shades of Beauty Dance classes - hip hop, modern, jazz, West African, ballet, lyrical and step. Modeling and acting classes. All ages/levels welcome.

Call Mahogany for info. ongoing. 912-2728329.

Modern Dance Class Beginner and intermediate classes. Fridays 10am-11:15am. Doris Martin Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. Call Elizabeth for info. ongoing. 912-354-5586.

Salsa Lessons by Salsa Savannah Tues. 8pm-9pm and 9pm-10pm. Thur.

8pm-9pm and 9pm-10pm. Sun. 5pm-6pm and 6pm-7pm. Salon de Maile, 704B Hodgson Memorial Dr., Savannah, 31406.

Tuesdays.. salsasavannah.com.

Salsa Night Come and shake it to the best latin grooves and bachata the night away in Pooler where it’s cooler. Wednesdays, 8-11 p.m. 912988-1052. medi.tavern314@gmail.com.

Mediterranean Tavern, 125 Foxfield Way. Savannah Shag Club Wednesdays, 7pm,at Doubles Lounge.

Fridays, 7pm, at American Legion Post 36, 2309 E. Victory Dr. ongoing. doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Savannah Swing Cats--Swing Dancing ongoing. doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Sizzle: Dance and Cardio A class designed to maintain that summer body by dancing and having fun.

Incorporates dance and cardio to fun, spicy songs. $10 drop in or 10 classes for $80 Tuesdays, Fridays, 10 a.m. 912312-3549. reservetodance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

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Events

Guided Tours of the Lucas Theatre for the Arts

Learn the history of the historic Lucas Theatre on a 20-30 minute tour. Restoration, architecture, history of the theatre and of early cinema. $4. Group rates for ten or more. School trips available. No reservations needed for 10:30am, 1:30pm and 2pm.

Other times by appointment. Call for info. ongoing.

912-525-5023. lucastheatre.com. Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. Craft Beer Week feat. Southbound In honor of Craft Beer Week, Savannah Cocktail Co. is hosting craft beer tasting events each night from September 1 through September 4. On Wednesday, September 2 the craft beer tasting will feature selections from Southbound Brewery (Savannah) and small bites from CO pan-Asian cuisine.

Guests will also enjoy complimentary gifts provided by the brewery. No reservations are needed to attend the event. Free Wed., Sep. 2, 5 p.m.-1 a.m. 912-236-6144. marketing@ eatatco.com. savannahcocktailco.com.

Cocktail Co., 10 Whitaker Street.

Craft Beer Week feat. Sweetwater In honor of Craft Beer Week, Savannah Cocktail Co. is hosting craft beer tasting events each night from September 1 through September 4. On Friday, September 4 the craft beer tasting will feature selections from Sweetwater Brewing Company (Atlanta) and small bites from CO pan-Asian cuisine. Guests will also enjoy complimentary gifts provided by the brewery. No reservations are needed to attend the event. Free Fri., Sep. 4, 5 p.m.-1 a.m. 912-236-6144. marketing@eatatco. com. savannahcocktailco.com. Cocktail Co., 10 Whitaker Street.

Craft Beer Week feat. Terrapin In honor of Craft Beer Week, Savannah Cocktail Co. is hosting craft beer tasting events each night from September 1 through September 4. On Thursday, September 3 the craft beer tasting will feature selections from Terrapin Beer Company (Athens) and small bites from CO pan-Asian cuisine.

Guests will also enjoy complimentary gifts

provided by the brewery. No reservations are needed to attend the event. Free Thu., Sep. 3, 5 p.m.-1 a.m. 912-236-6144. marketing@ eatatco.com. savannahcocktailco.com.

Cocktail Co., 10 Whitaker Street.

First Friday Fireworks Celebrate the end of the week and the beginning of a new month with First Friday Fireworks, presented by Wet Willie’s. Free first Friday of every month, 9:30 p.m. info@riverstreetsavannah.com. riverstreetsavannah.com/event/first-fridayfireworks. Rousakis Plaza, River St. First Friday Oyster Roast Enjoy oysters, cocktails and live music and take a tour of the new Whitman Yacht. first Friday of every month, 6:30-9:30 p.m. westinsavannah.com/. Westin Savannah Harbor Golf Resort & Spa, 1 Resort Drive.

Guided Tours of the Lucas Theatre for the Arts Learn the history of the historic Lucas Theatre on a 20-30 minute tour. Restoration, architecture, history of the theatre and of early cinema. $4. Group rates for ten or more. School trips available. No reservations needed for 10:30am, 1:30pm and 2pm.

Other times by appointment. Call for info. ongoing. 912-525-5023. lucastheatre.com.

Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. Kingdom Business Networking Alliance Our mission is to Grow, Encourage, Inspire, Ignite & Equip Christian Business owners on how to do business with a Kingdom mindset. We promote and celebrate excellence in the business arena while developing the future generations of leaders

through Christian values, disciplines, honor, integrity and expression of skills. Register early before the event closes out and please share this event by inviting a guest. Free first Wednesday of every month, 7:30-9 a.m. 912-257-6248. info@kbnalliance.com. kbnalliance.com/. Holiday Inn Hotel & Suites Savannah Airport - Pooler, 103 San Drive.

PICKLabor Day Beach Bash Enjoy live music by the Swingin’ Medallions and fireworks from the Tybee Pier. Free Sun., Sep. 6, 7-10 p.m. parks.chathamcounty. org/Parks/BoatRampsandFishingPiers/ TybeeIslandFishingPierandPavilion.aspx.

Tybee Pier Pavilion, Off HWY 80 at the end of Tybrisa St. Labor Day Celebration Join us for some old-fashioned family fun.

Civil War era games and prizes. $8 per adult and $5 per children ages 6-17. Sat., Sep. 5, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. gastateparks.org/ FortMcAllister/. Fort McAllister Historic Park, 3894 Fort McAllister Rd. The Lady Chablis Featured in “Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil,” Lady Chablis performs at Club One. Sat., Sep. 5, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Club One, 1 Jefferson St. Living History Event Travel back to late summer 1861 as Fort Pulaski National Monument hosts a special living history event where living historians will garrison a Confederate Fort Pulaski and recreate many aspects of daily life at the Civil War post. A variety of programs will be offered throughout the weekend allowing visitors the chance to learn

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1st Thursdays Professionals Networking Mixer The 100 Black Men of Savannah present a mixer for all Professionals in the Greater Savannah area. This is a great event for networking as well as a chance for newcomers to the coastal empire to meet new fun and interesting people.

No admission cost. Food and drinks for purchase on your own. Dress attire is business casual. Door prizes, live music. free to attend..food & drink own your own first Thursday of every month, 6-9 p.m. oglesbyh@gmail.com. Cocktail Co., 10 Whitaker Street.

Amazing Scavenger Hunt Adventure Turn Savannah into a giant game board with this fun scavenger hunt adventure. Combine the excitement of the Amazing Race with a three-hour city tour. Guided from any smart phone, teams make their way among well known and overlooked gems of the city, solving clues and completing challenges while learning local history. Available 365 days a year, sunrise to sunset. Start when you want and play at your pace. Save 20%Only $39.20 for a team of 2-5 people after Promotion Code: CONNECTSAVANNAH. Only $39.20 for a team of 2-5 people after Promo Code: CONNECTSAVANNAH Mondays-Sundays, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.. 805-6035620. Info@urbanadventurequest.com.

UrbanAdventureQuest.com. Franklin Square, Montgomery and St. Julian Streets.

Awaken with Chakradance™ Thursdays Join us for a free-flowing, meditative dance and experience the healing power of Chakradance™. With eclectic music selected to resonate with each specific chakra, along with guided imagery, Chakradance™ will take you on a spiritual journey, free the energy in your body and open you to a deeper experience of life. No dance experience or prior knowledge of the chakras is necessary.

Limited to 12 participants – email to reserve a spot today! $20 Thursdays, 6:45-8:15 p.m.

912-663-1306. Chakradancer@comcast. net. anahatahealingarts.com/healing-aha/.

Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Suite B. Century of Sentries Throughout the weekend participate in a variety of hands-on activities appropriate for all ages and learn about the daily life of the soldiers stationed at Fort Jackson. Learn about the many individuals and units of the of the Revolutionary War, War of 1812, and Civil War that are part of the story of a Century of Sentries at Old Fort Jackson.

Take part in marching, battle reenactments, heavy artillery drill, and musket and cannon demonstrations. All ages are welcome. $7 per adult $4 per child (ages 2-12) Sep. 5-7, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 912-232-3945. blee@ chsgeorgia.org. chsgeorgia.org/OFJ. chsgeorgia.org/Old-Fort-Jackson.html. Old Fort Jackson, 1 Fort Jackson Rd. City Council Meeting Every other Thursday, 2 p.m. Savannah City Hall, 2 East Bay Street.

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about Fort Pulaski as preparations were made to defend Savannah and the young confederacy. You’ll bear witness such activities like the mounting of the guard, bayonet drill, musket firings, cannon firings, and more. Sep. 5-6. 912-786-5787. nps.gov/ fopu. nps.gov/fopu/. Fort Pulaski National Monument, Cockspur Island.

Lunch’N’Thinc with Ken Swain Ken Swain of Sophos has more than 16 years of experience in the technology sector and will speak at ThincSavannah’s lunch series. $5 for non-members Thu., Sep. 3, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. thincsavannah.com.

ThincSavannah, 35 Barnard St. Suite 300.

The original Midnight Tour One of the spookiest tours in town. Learn about the untold stories of some of the most haunted locations here in Savannah Georgia. Guaranteed to give you a few goose bumps and an unexplained need for a night light. 33.00 ongoing. 1-866-666-3323.

6thsenseworld.com. 6th Sense Savannah Tours, 404 Abercorn Street.

PBJ Pantry A free food pantry held every Thursday, 10-11am and 6-7pm. Contact Jessica Sutton for questions. 912-897-1192 ongoing. ymcaofcoastalga.org/. YMCA (Wilmington Island), 66 Johnny Mercer Blvd.

ReptiDay Savannah Reptile & Exotic Animal Show ReptiDay Savannah is a one-day reptile event featuring vendors offering reptile pets, supplies, feeders, cages, and merchandise

302 West Victory Drive www.smokecartel.com

as well as live animal seminars and frequent free raffles for coveted prizes.

Exciting, educational, family-oriented fun for everyone. $10 Sun., Sep. 6, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 863-268-4273. RepticonEvents@ repticon.com. reptiday.com/savannah.html. aleeshrine.com. Alee Shriner’s Temple, 100 Eisenberg Dr. Richmond Hill Farmer’s Market Vendors include Hardwicke Farms, Sage Wishes, FraLi Gourmet, Savannah River Farms, Woodland Swamp Farm, Sikes Honey, Foods of the Farm, and Farm Fresh Produce. There will also be free balloons, reusable shopping bags, corn hole, and a bouncy house. Tuesdays, 2-7 p.m. J. F. Gregory Park, Richmond Hill.

Savannah Storytellers Tall tales and fun times with the classic art of storytelling. Every Wednesday at 6pm.

Reservations encouraged by calling 912349-4059. Wednesdays, 6 p.m. liveoakstore. com/tubbysthunderbolt. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. Shire of Forth Castle Fighter Practice Local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism meets Saturdays at Forsyth Park (south end) for fighter practice and general hanging out. For those interested in the Middle Ages and the Renaissance. ongoing. savannahsca.org.

Southbound Brewery Saturday Tours and Tastes Savannah’s first microbrewery is open

for public tours and tastings Wednesday - Fridays from 5:30-7:30 and Saturdays from 2-4. Hang out, have a few cold ones, and learn a little more about Savannah’s first craft brewery. Free Saturdays, 2-4 p.m.

912-335-7716. info@southboundbrewingco. com. southboundbrewingco.com.

Southbound Brewing Company, 107 East Lathrop Ave. Tongue: Open Mouth and Music Show hosted by Melanie Goldey A poetry and music open mic with an emphasis on sharing new, original, thoughtful work. second Tuesday of every month, 8 p.m. sentientbean.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. Tools and Skills That Built a Colony Come out and see the skills that built our colony Labor Day weekend. There will be demonstrations of pewter casting, black smithing, leather working, militia drills and much more. Sep. 5-7, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. gastateparks.org/info/wormsloe/.

Wormsloe Historic Site, 7601 Skidaway Rd. Under The Rainbow On Thursday nights come out to the coolest spot in Pooler for Under The Rainbow. Every week we will host a different event that will cater to those that play over, around and under the rainbow. Thursdays, 8-11 p.m.

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Lands End Woodland River Festival 2015 Come celebrate Labor Day weekend at the River Festival, a multicultural family event.

Enjoy historic Riverside Plantation on the Lands End Beach. Performances include “Aunt Pearlie Sue & the Gullah Kinfolk” gospel choirs, African dancers, singers, arts & crafts, a “Taste of Gullah” seafood & barbeque, and fun for the kids. Tour the historic Fort Fremont, Penn Center and Hunting Island State Park. Adults: $3.00 / Youth up to 12 yrs.-free Sat., Sep. 5, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 843-263-5261. rbrowne@ embarqmail.com. landsendwoodland.org.

Lands End Woodland, 100 Lands End Road.

Savannah Craft Brew Festival The 2015 Savannah Craft Brew Fest, presented by Abita Beer and Habersham Beverage, will feature over 150 world‐ class craft brews in various beer gardens, as well as educational sessions, a corn hole tournament, silent disco and live music. $40 - $85 Sat., Sep. 5, 1-5 p.m. savannahcraftbrewfest.com. savtcc.com.

Savannah International Trade & Convention Center, 1 International Dr.

Fitness

$8 Community Yoga Classes Savannah Power Yoga offers a community yoga class nearly every day of the week for just $8. All proceeds support local organizations. See schedule online for details. Most classes are heated to 90 degrees. Bring a yoga mat, towel and some water. $8 Mondays-Fridays, Sundays. (912) 349-2756. info@savannahpoweryoga. com. savannahpoweryoga.com. savannahpoweryoga.com/. Savannah Power Yoga, 7360 Skidaway Rd. 5Rhythms A moving meditation. A path to higher vibration. A spiritual practice for some. A workout for others. With limited guidance and an eclectic mix of music, each person moves through the 5 rhythms of: flowing, staccato, chaos, lyrical and stillness.

In this practice the “energy” of these rhythms is explored through each persons authentic way of moving. There is no right or wrong way and no steps to follow.

No experience is needed. Led by Dana Danielson. Last Friday of every month. Sign up at savannahyogabarre.com or simply show up. ongoing. danadanielson.com. savannahyogabarre.com. Savannah Yoga Barre, 2132 E Victory Drive. $8 Community Meditation Classes Join us for breath work, guided meditation, and yoga nidra, a deep relaxation technique to relieve stress, quiet the mind, and find the calm within. All proceeds support local organizations. $8 Sundays, 6-7 p.m.

912-349-2756. savannahpoweryoga.com/.

Savannah Power Yoga, 7360 Skidaway Rd. AHA Yoga Classes Jivamkuti Inspired w/ Brittany Roberts Mondays 6:30pm – 7:45pm Soul Progression w/ Lynn Geddes Tuesdays/ Thursdays 12:30pm – 1:45pm & 6:30pm – 7:45pm TGiF! Power Hour with Lynne

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McSweeny Fridays 5:45pm – 6:45pm All Levels Yoga w/ Christine Harness Glover Saturdays 9:30am – 10:45am n/a first Monday, Tuesday, Thursday-Saturday of every month. 912-308-3410. Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Suite B. Al-Anon Family Groups An anonymous fellowship of relatives and friends of alcoholics. The message of Al-Anon is one of strength and hope for friends/family of problem drinkers. Al-Anon is for adults. Alateen is for people age 13-19.

Meetings daily throughout the Savannah area. check website or call for info. ongoing.

912-598-9860. savannahalanon.com.

Bariatric Surgery Support Group Located in Mercer Auditorium of Hoskins Center at Memorial. For those who have had or are considering bariatric surgery.

Call or see website for info. first Wednesday of every month, 7 p.m. 912-350-3438. memorialhealth.com. memorialhealth.com/.

Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Barre Classes Looking for a fun way to tone and burn calories? Savannah Yoga Barre offers daily barre classes to help you reach your fitness goals. Diverse classes ensure there’s something for everyone. All levels are encouraged to attend. Start where you are and go from there. Classes start as early as 6 a.m. and as late as 6:45 p.m. $15 drop-in or use class pass ongoing. 912200-4809. info@savannahyogabarre.com. savannahyogabarre.com. Savannah Yoga Barre, 2132 East Victory Drive.

Beach Body Workouts with Laura MONDAYS at 6:15 PM at the Lake Mayer Community Center $5.00 per session Mondays, 6:15 p.m. (912) 652-6784. Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

Beastmode Fitness Group Training Train with this elite team. A total body program that trims, tones and gets results.

Personal training options available. See website for info. Meets at West Broad YMCA. 5am-6am and 8pm-9pm. ongoing. beastmodefitnessga.com. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. Beginning Pole Fitness Pole fitness is a fun and flirty way to get in shape! Taught by Pole Dance America National Professional Champion Sabrina Madsen, you’ll learn the basics of pole dance in a safe and welcoming environment. Gain strength, balance and confidence. Beginner Classes are open to all shapes and sizes and are for ladies only (men welcome at our Intermediate Class). $25 for drop-in or $100 for a package of 5 classes Tuesdays, 8-9 p.m. 801.673.6737. info@firstcityfitness.com. firstcityfitness. com/pole-fitnessparties.html. First City Fitness, 2127 1/2 Victory Dr. Bellydancing Fusion Classes Mixes ballet, jazz, hip hop into a unique high energy dance style. Drills and choreographies for all levels.Small classes in downtown Savannah, and on request. $10 per person. Email for info. ongoing. bohemianbeats.com.

$8 Community Yoga Classes

Savannah Power Yoga offers a community yoga class nearly every day of the week for just $8. All proceeds support local organizations. See schedule online for details.

Most classes are heated to 90 degrees. Bring a yoga mat, towel and some water. $8 Mondays-Fridays, Sundays. (912) 349-2756. info@savannahpoweryoga.com. savannahpoweryoga.com. savannahpoweryoga. com/. Savannah Power Yoga, 7360 Skidaway Rd. Blue Water Yoga Community donation-based classes, Tues. and Thurs., 5:45pm - 7:00pm.

Fri., 9:30am-10:30am. Email for info or find Blue Water Yoga on Facebook. ongoing. egs5719@aol.com. Talahi Island Community Club, 532 Quarterman Dr. Chair Yoga Awakening True Alisandre, international yoga teacher, teaches this yoga class and gives out laminated cards with stretches from his book, Pictures of Health to Breathe and Move With. These breath stretches are doable in 30 seconds to 2 minutes. Sundays, 10:15 a.m. 501-932-4092. smoothyoga@ hotmail.com. unityofsavannah.org/. Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd.

Core Pilates This fun and challenging Pilates class will tone your entire body while focusing on building core strength. Betsy HunterHughes is at your service every MonWed-Fri 9:45 at Savannah Yoga Barre. $15 drop-in or class pass Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, 9:45-10:45 a.m. 912200-4809. info@savannahyogabarre.com. savannahyogabarre.com. Savannah Yoga Barre, 2132 East Victory Drive.

Fitness Classes at the JEA Sin, firm it up, yoga, Pilates, water aerobics, Aquasize, senior fitness, and Zumba. Prices vary. Call for schedule. ongoing. 912-3558811. savj.org. savannahjea.org. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St.

Free Caregiver Support Group For anyone caring for senior citizens with any affliction or illness. Second Saturday of the month, 10am-11am. Savannah Commons, 1 Peachtree Dr. Refreshments.

Free to attend. Open to anyone in need of support for the caregiving they provide. ongoing. savannahcommons.com.

Free Yoga for Cancer Patients St. Joseph’s/Candler’s Center for WellBeing offers Free Yoga for Cancer Patients every Monday from 1:30 – 2:30 p.m. in Candler’s Heart & Lung Building, Suite 100. The very gentle movements and breath work in this class will give you much needed energy, it will make your body feel better, and it will give you a mental release. This class is free to cancer patients. Mondays, 1:30-2:30 p.m.

912-819-8800. sjchs.org/. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. Dude’s Day at Savannah Climbing Coop Thursdays, 2 til 10 p.m. Savannah Climbing Coop 302 W Victory Dr, Savannah Every Thursday men climb for half price, $5. See website for info. Thursdays, 2 & 10 p.m.

912-495-8010. savannahclimbingcoop.com.

Savannah Climbing CoOp, 302 W Victory Dr. Happy Hour Boot Camp Classes Amanda Jessop, certified strength and conditioning specialist, teaches classes for those who enjoy challenging and fun workouts and have goals to lose weight, tone up, or get in shape for the new year. Different packages available: Classes start out at $8 Tuesdays, Thursdays, 6-7 p.m.. 832-470-2257. amanda@channelyourinnerathlete.com. channelyourinnerathlete.com/work-with-me/ sports-conditioning-boot-camp/. Tom Triplett Community Park, U.S. Highway 80 West.

Hiking & Biking at Skidaway Island State Park Year round fitness opportunities. Walk or run the 1-mile Sandpiper Nature Trail (accessible) the additional 1-mile Avian Loop Trail, or 3-mile Big Ferry Trail. Bicycle and street strider rentals. Guided hikes scheduled. $5 parking. Open daily 7am10pm. Call or see website. ongoing.

912-598-2300. gastateparks.org/ SkidawayIsland. gastateparks.org/info/ skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

Insanity Workout Group Class INSANITY turns old-school interval training on its head. Work flat out in 3 to 5-min blocks, and take breaks only long enough to gulp some air and get right back to work.

It’s called Max Interval Training, because it keeps your body working at maximum capacity through your entire workout. $10 or $80 for 10 fitness classes Sundays, 11 a.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com.

Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

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against him. Call for info on free trial classes. Drop ins welcome. 11202 White Bluff Rd. ongoing. 912-429-9241.

Living Smart Fitness Club St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center offer the Living Smart Fitness Club, which is an exercise program to encourage healthy lifestyle changes. On Mondays and Wednesdays the classes are held at the John S. Delaware Center. On Tuesdays, the classes are held at the center, at 1910 Abercorn Street. Classes include Zumba (Tuesdays) and Hip-Hop low impact aerobics with cardio and strengthening exercises (Mondays/Wednesdays).

Mondays, Wednesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. and Tuesdays, 5:30-7 p.m. 912-447-6605.

Delaware Recreation Center, 1815 Lincoln St. Mommy and Baby Yoga Mondays. Call for times and fees or see website. ongoing. 912-232-2994. savannahyoga.com. savannahyoga.com/.

Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. Nonstop Fitness Spin Class Join us every Thursday at 5:30pm for Spin.

Space is limited, please call 912-349-4902 to reserve your spot and to inquire about our other classes. 10 classes for $50 Thursdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. 912-349-4902. kristi@ nonstopfitnesssav.com. nonstopfitnesssav. com. NonStop Fitness, 8511 Ferguson Ave. Pilates Classes Daily classes for all skill levels including beginners. Private and semi-private classes by appointment. Carol Daly-Wilder, certified instructor. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-238-0018. savannahpilates. com. pilatessavannah.com/. Momentum Pilates Studio, 8413 Rerguson Ave. Pregnancy Yoga Ongoing series of 6-week classes.

Thursdays. A mindful approach to pregnancy, labor and delivery. Instructor Ann Carroll. $120. Call or email for info. ongoing. 912-704-7650. ann@aikyayoga. com. savannahyoga.com/. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. Pregnancy Yoga Classes Pregnancy is a transitional time when many physical and emotional changes take place. Pregnancy Yoga is about honoring these changes in ourselves, our body and our baby. Yoga strengthens the rapidly changing body and increases the ability to relax, and helps to prepare for a more mindful approach to the challenges of pregnancy, labor, delivery, and motherhood.

Pregnancy Yoga classes are offered as a 6 week session on Thursday evenings from 6pm – 7:15 pm. The class is suitable for all stages of pregnancy and no prior yoga experience is necessary. $120 - six week session Thursdays. 912-704-7650. ann@ douladeliveries.com. douladeliveries.com. savannahyoga.com/. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. Qigong Classes Qigong exercises contribute to a healthier and longer life. Classes offer a time to learn the exercises and perform them in a group setting. Class length averages 60 min. Any

level of practice is welcome. $15 ongoing. qigongtim.com/.

Renagade Workout Free fitness workout, every Saturday, 9:00 am at Lake Mayer Park. For women only.

Offered by The Fit Lab. Information: 912376-0219 ongoing. Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

Richmond Hill Roadies Running Club A chartered running club of the Road Runners Association of America. Monthly training sessions and seminars. Weekly runs. Kathy Ackerman, 912-756-5865, or Billy Tomlinson, 912-596-5965. ongoing.

Rock’n Body Fitness Bootcamp Ultimate outdoor power workout! Group physical training program conducted by former military personnel. Build strength and fitness through a variety of intense group intervals lasting approx.

45 minutes. First Class FREE MondaysFridays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. 912-675-0952. rocknbodyfitnessbootcamp@gmail.com. rocknbodyfitnessbootcamp.com. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Ladies Day at Savannah Climbing Coop Wednesdays, 2 til 10 p.m. Savannah Climbing Coop 302 W Victory Dr, Savannah Every Wednesday women climb for half price, $5. See website for info. ongoing. 912495-8010. savannahclimbingcoop.com.

Savannah Disc Golf Weekly events (entry $5) Friday Night Flights: Fridays, 5pm. Luck of the Draw Doubles: Saturdays, 10am.

Handicapped League: Saturdays, 1pm.

Singles at the Sarge: Sundays, 10am.

All skill levels welcome. Instruction available. See website or email for info. ongoing. savannahdiscgolf@gmail.com. savannahdiscgolf.com.

Savannah Striders Running and Walking Club With a one-year, $35 membership,free training programs for beginners (walkers and runners) and experienced athletes.

Fun runs. Advice from mentors. Monthly meetings with quality speakers. Frequent social events. Sign up online or look for the Savannah Striders Facebook page. ongoing. savystrider.com.

SIZZLE- Dance Cardio The hottest cardio class to keep or get you in shape for summer. Sizzle is designed to give you cardio, strengthening, and stretch training that you need for that bikini body. Enroll now and get the first class free. $10.00 or $80 for 10 classes Tuesdays, Fridays, 10 a.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Smooth Yoga Vinyasa Flow International teacher True Alisandre teaches this class. Each class will be complete in itself, but attending as many as possible will help attendees develop the habit of using 10 - 15 minutes of stretching in their lives every day. Flexibility along with Strength & Cardio are the 3 equally

important aspects of a exercise & fitness program. All levels. $7 Saturdays, 10 a.m..

501-932-4092. smoothyoga@hotmail. com. unityofsavannah.org/. Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd.

Somatic Movement Improvisation This class is for everyone who moves!

Improve your dynamic alignment, breath, grounding, and the ability to access fluid movement. You will improve in all your movement activities, while awakening more fully within your own life as an embodied experience. Led by international teacher Janet Kaylo. Wear light, loose fitting clothes suitable for dance or yoga.

No experience necessary. $15 drop-in or use class pass Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. 912200-4809. info@savannahyogabarre.com. savannahyogabarre.com. Savannah Yoga Barre, 2132 East Victory Drive.

Turbo Kick Cardio Workout Lose calories while dancing and kick-boxing.

No experience or equipment needed. Tues. and Thurs. 6pm, Fitness on Broughton, 1 E. Broughton Wed. 6pm Lake Mayer Community Center, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads. $5 ongoing. 586-822-1021. facebook.com/turbokicksavannah.

Yoga for Cancer Patients and Survivors Free for cancer patients and survivors. The classes help with flexibility and balance while also providing relaxation. Located at FitnessOne, on the third floor of the Memorial Outpatient and Wellness Center.

Tuesdays, 6:30 p.m. and Thursdays, 12:45 p.m. 912-350-9031. memorialhealth.com/.

Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Zumba Fitness (R) with April Mondays at 5:30pm, Thursdays at 6:30pm.

Nonstop Fitness in Sandfly, 8511 Ferguson Ave. $5 for nonmenbers. call for info. ongoing. 912-349-4902.

Food Events

Founders Tap Takeover We’re excited to welcome representatives from Founder’s to Green Truck, tapping some new re-dank-ulous and limited beers and possibly breaking in our new NITRO tap.

Sep. 2, 5-11 p.m. greentruckpub.com. Green Truck Pub, 2430 Habersham St. IPA Day Sep. 2, 5-11 p.m. distillerysavannah.com.

The Distillery, 416 W. Liberty St. SweetWater Tap Takeover and Dart Fishing A wide variety of SweetWater Brewing Companies beers on tap and their local heady peddler will be present with a dart game that could win you some awesome schwag. Sep. 2, 5-10 p.m. innatmcdonoughs.com/restaurant-lounge/.

McDonough’s, 21 East Mcdonough St. Bell’s Tap Takeover We welcome back our old friends from Bell’s. Matt & Bill will be bringing something special down from Michigan, and it’s guaranteed to be a treat. Sep. 3, 5-11 p.m. greentruckpub.com. Green Truck Pub, 2430 Habersham St. Dogfish Head Tap Takeover

Sep. 3, 5:30-10 p.m. yourpie.com/ savannah2. Your Pie, 7360 Skidaway Road Unit A-1, Sandfly.

Funk Fest Funky, tart, sour and wild ales will be featured. Sep. 3, 5 p.m. distillerysavannah. com. The Distillery, 416 W. Liberty St. March to the Sea Conclusion The Burnt Hickory Brewery and Coastal Empire Beer Co. bring the collaboration brew March to the Sea home to Savannah. Sep. 3, 6-9 p.m. crystalbeerparlor.com. Crystal Beer Parlor, 301 West Jones St. Terrapin Night Sep. 3, 5:30-10 p.m. bensgrill.com. Ben’s Neighborhood Grill, 7080 Hodgson Mem Dr. Bacon Fest That’s right bacon lovers, Bacon Fest is happening on River Street. Select local restaurants will be serving up their mouthwatering bacon creations all weekend long. Free Sep. 4, 4-10 p.m. 912-5363809. info@riverstreetsavannah.com. riverstreetsavannah.com/event/baconfest-2. Rousakis Plaza, River St. Burnt Hickory / Coastal Empire Night We’re wrapping up the week with two great Georgia Breweries: Kennesaw’s Burnt Hickory and our very own Coastal Empire Brewing Co. Their award-winning collaboration barleywine March to the Sea will be making a rare draft appearance, and you can count on some other fun and tasty offerings from these guys as well. And probably some conversation related to Gene Simmons, depending on where the night takes us. Sep. 4, 6-9 p.m. greentruckpub. com. Green Truck Pub, 2430 Habersham St. Night of the Beer Geek 6.0 Only the best, most outrageous, fantastic, amazing beers in the world. This is a can’t miss event. Sep. 4, 6-11 p.m. distillerysavannah.com. The Distillery, 416 W. Liberty St. Southbound/Moon River Collaboration Release Come out to Moon River to try Southbound Brewing Company and Moon River’s first collaboration beer! Sep. 4, 6-10 p.m. moonriverbrewing.com/. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 West Bay St. Celebration of Esther the Wonder Pig Who is Esther the Wonder Pig? How is she changing people’s lives? Beautiful Esther lives in Toronto, Canada at the Happily Ever Esther Farm Sanctuary. Want to know more?

Please come out to learn Esther’s story. She isn’t here in Savannah, but she lives in our hearts. Perhaps discover why we encourage people to share our love and respect for pigs as individuals, not food. Free vegan sausage bites and dessert treats along with plenty of smiles and information about compassionate food choices. Free Sep. 5, 9 a.m.-noon. 912-660-6912. mharg@comcast. net. brighterdayfoods.com. Brighter Day Natural Foods, 1102 Bull St. Craft Beer Fest After-Party Bring your Savannah Craft Brew Fest ticket for $1 off a draft. “Leftovers” from the week’s events will be available on draft. Sep.

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5. distillerysavannah.com. The Distillery, 416 W. Liberty St. 8th Annual Churn-off Select your tastiest ice cream recipe and compete for the prizes. Churn with us at 3 PM or bring yours ready to serve at 4 PM. People’s Choice (prize awarded), Best Individual (prize awarded), Best Business/ Organization (plaque awarded to display).

Free water, lemonade and popcorn available as well. Live Music with David Lane.

Proceeds benefit the Ashantilly Center. $5 entry Sep. 6, 4-6 p.m. 912-437-4473. ashantillycenter@gmail.com. ashantilly.org/ blog/?page_id=323. The Ashantilly Center, 15591 GA Hwy 99.

Bacon Fest That’s right bacon lovers, Bacon Fest is happening on River Street. Select local restaurants will be serving up their mouthwatering bacon creations all weekend long. Free Sep. 6, 4-10 p.m. 912-5363809. info@riverstreetsavannah.com. riverstreetsavannah.com/event/baconfest-2. Rousakis Plaza, River St.

Health

All Level Free Fitness Class Ready to get your free workout on? Come workout in a supportive, encouraging fun environment. All Fitness Levels welcomed.

Every Monday at 9:30am. FREE Mondays, 9:30-10:30 a.m.. 912-544-6387. info@ erigosavannah.com. erigosavannah.com.

Erigo, 5301 Paulsen Street.

Armstrong Prescription Drug Drop-Off Armstrong Atlantic State Univ. hosts a permanent drop box for disposing of unused prescription drugs and over the counter medication. In the lobby of the University Police building on campus.

Open to the public 24 hours/day, year round. Confidential. All items collected are destroyed by the Drug Enforcement Administration. ongoing. 912-344-3333. armstrong.edu. about.armstrong.edu/Maps/ index.html. Armstrong State University, 11935 Abercorn St. Free Enrollment Help for Medicaid and PeachCare Parents can find the help they need to renew or sign up their children (ages 0-19) on Medicaid or PeachCare. Enrollment Assisters will work with clients through the process. Free and open to the public.

Mondays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and Wednesdays, 1-5 p.m.. 912-356-2887.

Free Hearing and Speech Screening Hearing: Thursdays, 9am-11am.

Speech: First Thursdays,. Call or see website for times. ongoing. 912-3554601. savannahspeechandhearing.org. savannahspeechandhearing.org/. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St. Free HIV Testing at Chatham County Health Dept.

Free walk-in HIV testing. 8am-4pm Mon.-Fri. No appointment needed. Test results in 20 minutes. Follow-up visit and counseling will be set up for anyone testing positive. Call for info. ongoing. 912-644-5217. Chatham

County Health Dept., 1395 Eisenhower Dr. Health Care for Uninsured People Open for primary care for uninsured residents of Chatham County. Mon.Fri., 8:30am-3:30pm. Call for info or appointment. ongoing. 912-443-9409. St. Joseph’s/Candler--St. Mary’s Health Center, 1302 Drayton St. Hypnosis, Guided Imagery and Relaxation Therapy Helps everyday ordinary people with everyday ordinary problems: smoking, weight loss, phobias, fears, ptsd, life coaching. Caring, qualified professional help. See website or call for info. ongoing.

912-927-3432. savannahypnosis.com.

Know Your Water What everyone ought to know about our drinking water (bottled, tap, distilled, reverse osmosis, filtered, alkaline and spring.) Are you paying thousands of money for water that is making you sick? Find out what water is best for your body. FREE Tuesdays, 7-8:15 p.m. 703-989-6995. oggisavannah@gmail. com. Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Suite B. La Leche League of Savannah A breast feeding support group for new/ expectant monthers. Meeting/gathering first Thursdays, 10am. Call or see website for location and other info. ongoing. 912-8979544. lllusa.org/web/savannahga.html.

Living Smart Fitness Club An exercise program encouraging healthy lifestyle changes. Mon. & Wed. 6pm-7:15pm Hip Hop low impact aerobics at Delaware Center. Tues. 5:30-7:00 Zumba at St. Joseph’s Candler African American Resource Center. (Program sponsors.) ongoing. 912-447-6605.

Planned Parenthood Hotline First Line is a statewide hotline for women seeking information on health services.

Open 7pm-11pm nightly. ongoing. 800-2647154.

Prepared Childbirth Class This course gives an overview of reproductive anatomy and physiology and explains the process of labor and delivery in simple, easy-to-understand terms. The four-week course includes a tour of the labor and delivery unit. This class is popular, so please register early $75 per couple Wednesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. 912-350-2676. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. The Savannah 7-Day Diabetes Repair If you are ready to take control of your life and health, call today, enroll in this fun but intensive seven week program to heal your body of diabetes. You will learn how changing can heal. You can reverse diabetes by following a new protocol, even if you have been diabetic for years.

Includes over a year of follow-up support. $450 Thursdays, Saturdays. 912-598-8457. jeff@heartbeatsforlife-ga.org. Southwest Chatham Library, 14097 Abercorn St. Savannah Seersucker Ride The second annual Savannah Seersucker Ride will roll from Daffin Park to Forsyth continues on p. 44

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1 Place for a nap 5 Part of a sequence?

10 Georgetown athlete 14 Jai ___ 15 Specialty 16 Nursing school subj.

17 Comment about allsoloist concerts?

20 Critter with a pouch 21 “___ Like It” 22 “Fuel” performer DiFranco 23 Audiophile’s collection, perhaps 25 Slanted printing style 27 Haulers that repel everyone?

33 Wrinkly dog 34 Half a new wave group?

35 “Rashomon” director Kurosawa 39 Like fine wine 41 Member of the peerage 43 Flying solo 44 Shaun, for one 46 Eugene of travel guides 48 8 1/2” x 11” size, for short 49 Say “I guess we’ll take DiCaprio”?

52 Disappear into thin air 55 “Sweet” Roman numeral?

56 Yes, at the altar

57 Hit the weights, maybe 61 “At the Movies” cohost 65 “O.K., pontoon, I hear ya loud and clear”?

68 Succulent plant 69 Bawl out 70 Brockovich of lawsuit fame 71 Grateful Dead bassist Phil 72 Pang of pain 73 Pineapple packager

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1 Pocketed, as a pool ball 2 Butter substitute 3 Bean mentioned in “The Silence of the Lambs” 4 “Do the Right Thing” Oscar nominee Danny 5 Hereditary helix 6 “Club Can’t Handle Me” rapper Flo ___ 7 Old French coins 8 “Hey sailor!”

9 Biographical bit 10 Hawaiian pizza ingredient 11 Shaq’s surname 12 “Live at the Acropolis” New Ager 13 Overhead storage 18 Breakneck 19 “Straight ___ Compton” 24 Brush-off 26 Wants to know

27 Hot springs 28 Julia’s “Notting Hill” costar 29 S-shaped molding 30 Botanical transplant 31 Marcia’s mom 32 Battery’s negative terminal 36 “___ be sweet!”

37 Flat fee 38 Farming prefix 40 ‘50s sitcom name 42 L.A. hardcore punk band with the 1994 album “Punk in Drublic” 45 Green sauce 47 Moved about 50 Pushing force 51 Like corduroy and, um... (hey, get your mind out of the gutter!)

52 Crucial 53 “Chasing Pavements” singer 54 Cautionary list 58 Aqueduct feature 59 “Frankenstein” helper 60 ___ contendere (court plea) 62 100 cents, in Cyprus 63 Agitate 64 Actress Daly 66 Disgusted utterance 67 Dedicatory verse

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Park and end in a catered picnic. Helmets are strongly encouraged. Free and open to the public Sat., Sep. 5, 2-5 p.m. Daffin Park, 1198 Washington Ave.

LGBT

First City Network Georgia’s oldest LGBT organization (founded in 1985), is a local non-profit community service organization whose mission is to share resources of health care, counseling, education, advocacy and mutual support in the Coastal Empire. Members and guests enjoy many special events throughout the year, including First Saturday Socials held the first Saturday of each month at 7pm.

Mondays. 912-236-CITY. firstcitynetwork. org.

Gay AA Meeting True Colors Group of Alcoholics Anonymous, a gay and lesbian AA meeting that welcomes all alcoholics, meets Thursdays and Sundays, 7:30pm, at the Unitarian Universalist Church, 311 E. Harris, 2nd floor. New location effective 11/2012. ongoing.

Georgia Equality Savannah Local chapter of Georgia’s largest gay rights group. 104 W. 38th St. 912-547-6263. ongoing.

GVNT HAVS GVNT HAVS is a free monthly drag show that houses the unique antics of the House of Gunt, a Savannah based free-form drag collective whose mission is to connect the trashy with the flashy, the kitschy with the classy, and the people of Savannah with a breath of fresh, queer air. Free first Thursday of every month, 10 p.m. houseofgunt@ gmail.com. Chuck’s Bar, 305 West River Street.

Savannah Pride, Inc. Organizes the annual Savannah Pride Festival and helps promote the well-being of the LGBT community in the South.

Mission: unity through diversity and social awareness. Second Tuesday/month. Call for location. ongoing. 912-288-7863. heather@ savpride.com. savpride.com.

Stand Out Youth A gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender and questioning youth organization. Meets every Friday at 7pm. Call, email or see website for info. Fridays, 7-9 p.m. 912-657-1966. info@standoutyouth.org. standoutyouth. org. Vineyard Church Office, 1020 Abercorn Street.

What Makes a Family A children’s therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Ages 10 to 18. Meets twice a month. Call for info. ongoing. 912-352-2611.

Literary Events

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Circle of Sister/Brotherhood Book Club Meets last Sunday of the month, 4pm. Call for info. ongoing. 912-447-6605. sjchs. org/body.cfm?id=399. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Lecture: Roxane Gay Roxane Gay, author of “Bad Feminist” and 44 professor of English at Purdue University,

delivers the 2015 Ursrey Memorial Lecture.

Thu., Sep. 3, 7 p.m. trinitychurch1848.org/.

Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St. Tea Time at Ola’s (Book Club) A book discussion group that meets the 4th Tuesday, 1pm. Bring a book you’ve read this month and tell all about it. Treats to share are always welcomed. Tea is provided. Call for info. ongoing. 912-232-5488. liveoakpl. org/. Ola Wyeth Branch Library, 4 East Bay St.

Nature and Environment

Coffee with a Ranger Start your morning right by getting coffee and having a discussion with a park ranger.

Fridays, 8:30 a.m. gastateparks.org/info/ skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

Dolphin Project Dolphin Project’s Education Outreach Program is available to speak at schools, clubs, organizations. A powerpoint presentation with sound and video about estuarine dolphins and their environment.

Age/grade appropriate programs and handouts. See website for info. ongoing. thedolphinproject.org.

PICKFirst Saturday Hike This moderately-paced, 3-mile hike will include a talk about the different ecosystems of the park. Wear sturdy shoes and bring water and insect repellant. Parking pass is $5. $2 first Saturday of every month, 9 a.m. 912-727-2339. gastateparks.org/ FortMcAllister/. Fort McAllister Historic Park, 3894 Fort McAllister Rd. Gardening Session Learn how to garden and harvest vegetables and herbs to bring home. Kerry Shay, an organic farmer and owner of landscaping company Victory Gardens, provides free instruction. First and third Saturday of every month. Free and open to the public first Saturday of every month, 8:30-9:30 a.m. charleshmorriscenter.com. Charles H. Morris Center, 10 East Broad St. GreenDrinks Savannah A happy hour networking gathering for folks who want to save the Earth. Second Tuesday of each month at 5:30pm. Location varies monthly. Check the “GreenDrinks Savannah” facebook page. Free to attend.

Cash bar. second Tuesday of every month, 5:30 p.m. macphersonspub.com/Main/ Home.aspx. Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub, 311 West Congress St. Recycling Fundraiser for Economic Opportunity Authority Support EOA through the FundingFactory Recycling Program. Recycle empty cartridges, cell phones, small electronics, laptops, to EOA for recycling. They will receive technology products and cash.

Businesses may also recycle items on behalf of EOA for credit. Drop off at EOA, 681 W. Anderson St. See website, email or call for info. ongoing. 912-238-2960 x126. dwproperty@aol.com. fundingfactory.com.

Walk on the Wild Side A two-mile Native Animal Nature Trail winds

through maritime forest, freshwater wetland, salt marsh habitats, featuring live native animal exhibits. Open daily, 10am-4pm except Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years.

Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912395-1500. oatlandisland.org. oatlandisland. org/. Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd. Wilderness Southeast A variety of programs each month including guided trips with naturalists. Canoe trips, hikes. Mission: develop appreciation, understanding, stewardship, and enjoyment of the natural world. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-236-8115. wildernesssoutheast.org.

Religious & Spiritual

Band of Sisters Prayer Group All women are invited. Second Tuesdays, 7:30am-8:30am. Fellowship Assembly, 5224 Augusta Rd. Email or call Jeanne Seaver or see website for info. “The king’s heart is like channels of water in the hands of the Lord.” (Prov. 21:1) ongoing. 912-663-8728. jeanneseaver@aol.com. capitolcom.org/ georgia.

Buddhist Meditation Visit savannahzencenter.com for location, schedule & events. Teacher: Un Shin Beach, Sensei. Newcomers and all lineages welcome. Children of all ages welcome.

Suggested donation $10. ongoing.

Downtown Savannah, downtown.

Catholic Singles A group of Catholic singles age 30-50 meet frequently for fun, fellowship and service.

Send email or check website to receive announcements of activities and to suggest activities for the group. ongoing. familylife@ diosav.org. diosav.org/familylife-singles.

Columba House Columba House is an inclusive, welcoming hospitality space dedicated to building and sustaining a community of faith committed to social justice with the city’s young adults, college students, and creative demographic. Tuesday evenings 6:30-8pm, includes dinner and a program focused on justice. All are welcome. Free and open to the public. Tuesdays, 6:30-8 p.m. 912-2289425. Columba House, 34th Street between Abercorn and Lincoln Streets.

Gratitude Circle in the Squares Join Joanne Morton and others on Wednesdays for a weekly gathering of positive energy. All are welcome. Free hugs. View calendar for the square of the week. Wednesdays, 12-12:30 p.m. 917-6764280. magicpassionlove.com/savannahgratitude/. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

Guided Silent Prayer Acoustical songs, 30 minutes of guided silent prayer, and minutes to receive prayer or remain in silence. Wednesdays, 6:45-8:00pm at Vineyard Church, 615 Montgomery St. See website for info. ongoing. vineyardsavannah.org.

Maritime Bethel “Sundays on Thursdays” worship at the Fellowship Assembly. Plenty of parking for large trucks. Free Thursdays. 912-220-2976.

The Fellowship Assembly of God Church,

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Maritime Bethel Thursday Worship Join us for worship, fellowship and dinner on the first Thursday of every month. We are offering the opportunity for people who work or are unable to attend church on a Sunday this monthly service. Followed by dinner. first Thursday of every month, 6-7 p.m. The Maritime Bethel at Savannah, 193 Main St. A New Church in the City, For the City Gather on Sundays at 10:30am. Like the Facebook page “Savannah Church Plant.” ongoing. Bryson Hall, 5 E. Perry St. New Orleans Baptist Theological Seminary Courses are now being offered at the new Savannah Extension of New Orleans Baptist Theological Seminary. Full course loads for both Undergraduate and Graduate Degrees will be offered. Apply now at www.nobts. edu to start classes this winter. ongoing.

912-232-1033. revwasson@gmail.com.

Savannah Baptist Center, 704 Wheaton Street.

Read the Bible in One Year A Bible book club for those wanting to read the Bible in one year. Open to all. Book club format, not a traditional Bible study. All welcome, regardless of race, creed, sexual orientation, religion. Thurs. 6:00pm-7:00pm.

Call for info. ongoing. 912-233-5354. Holy Spirit Lutheran Church, 622 E. 37th Street.

Savannah Friends Meeting (Quakers) Un-programmed worship. 11am Sundays, third floor of Trinity United Methodist Church. Call or email for info.

All are welcome. ongoing. 636-2331772. savannahquakers@gmail.com. trinitychurch1848.org/. Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St. Savannah Reiki Share During shares, participants take turns giving and receiving universal life force energy via Reiki and other healing modalities. Present at the shares are usually no less than 2 Reiki Masters. Come share with us on the 1st and 3rd Thursday of every month at the Sweet Water Spa in downtown Savannah.

Sign up at Savannah Reiki Share or Reiki by Appointment on Facebook. Free ongoing, 7 p.m. 440-371-5209. Sweet Water Spa, 148 Abercorn Street.

Service of Compline Enter the stillness of another age. Gregorian Chant sung by candlelight at 9:00-9:30 p.m. every Sunday night by the Complne Choir of Christ Church Anglican. Come, say good nigh to God. All are welcome. ongoing.

Christ Church Anglican, 37th and Bull.

South Valley Baptist Church Weekly Sunday services. Sunday school, 10:00am. Worship, 11:30am. Tuesday Bible Study/Prayer Service, 6:30pm. Pastor Rev. Dr. Barry B. Jackson, 480 Pine Barren Road, Pooler, GA “Saving a nation one soul at a time.” ongoing.

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Tapestry Church A church for all people! We don’t care what you are wearing, just that you are here.

From the moment you walk in until the moment you leave, Tapestry is committed to delivering a creative, challenging, straight forward, and honest message about the role of biblical principles in your life. Come experience an environment that helps you connect with God and discover his incredible purpose for your life. Join us every Sunday morning 10AM at the Habersham YMCA. Sundays, 10 a.m. tapestrysavannah.com. ymcaofcoastalga.org/. YMCA (Habersham Branch), 6400 Habersham St. Theology on Tap Meets on the third Monday, 8:30pm-10:30pm. Like the Facebook page: Theology on Tap Downtown Savannah. ongoing. distillerysavannah.com. The Distillery, 416 W. Liberty St. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah Liberal religious community where people with different beliefs gather as one faith. Sundays, 11am. Email, call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-234-0980. admin@uusavannah.org. uusavannah. org. uusavannah.org. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. Unity Church of Savannah Everyone is welcome. Unity of Savannah is not concerned with where people come from, what they look like, or whom they love – Unity is just glad that each person is here. Sunday 9:15am meditative service and 11:00am celebratory service show what the New Thought Movement is all about. Children’s church 11am service.

Unity loves all people, just as they are.

Sundays. 912-355-4704. unityofsavannah. org. unityofsavannah.org/. Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd.

Worship and Fellowship The Maritime Bethel at Savannah is offering an evening of worship and fellowship with dinner immediately following. There is no charge for this worship series that we offer for people who work or are unable to attend church on a Sunday. Thu., Sep. 3, 6-7 p.m. maritimebethelatsavannah.org. The Maritime Bethel at Savannah, 193 Main St.

Special Screenings

Alleluia! The Devil’s Carnival After triumphant collaborations on 2008’s “Repo! The Genetic Opera” and 2012’s “The Devil’s Carnival: Episode 1,” cult filmmakers Darren Lynn Bousman and Terrance Zdunich are back with the second installment to their fantasy-musical film franchise. In “Alleluia!

The Devil’s Carnival,” Lucifer sets a plot in motion against Heaven and all hell breaks loose. $20, $40, $60 Wed., Sep. 2, 8-10 p.m.

TheDevilsCarnival.com. Lefont Theater, 5920 Roswell Rd C-103.

Film: Birthday Salute to John Saxon The PFS will screen a very rare 1970s film starring John Saxon of Enter the Dragon and Nightmare on Elm Street. $7 Wed., Sep. 2, 8

p.m. sentientbean.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. Film: Blade Runner Deckard (Harrison Ford) is forced by the police Boss (M. Emmet Walsh) to continue his old job as Replicant Hunter.

His assignment: eliminate four escaped Replicants from the colonies who have returned to Earth. Before starting the job, Deckard goes to the Tyrell Corporation and he meets Rachel (Sean Young), a Replicant girl he falls in love with. Fri., Sep. 4, 8 p.m. lucastheatre.com. Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. Film: Digging for Fire Featuring a host of familiar actors, the incredibly prolific Joe Swanberg’s newest film is a “tender, wildly imaginative comic drama.” $8 Sat., Sep. 5, 5 & 8 p.m. musesavannah.org/. Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. Film: Once Upon a Time in America Watch a movie and enjoy meatballs at the Florence with the Movies and Meatballs series. Sun., Sep. 6, 7:30 p.m. theflorencesavannah.com. The Florence, 1 B West Victory Drive.

Film: Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi Watch a movie and enjoy meatballs at the Florence with the Movies and Meatballs series. Sun., Sep. 6, 4:30 p.m. theflorencesavannah.com. The Florence, 1 B West Victory Drive.

Film: The Fifth Element In the 23rd century, a New York City cabbie, Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis), finds the fate of the world in his hands when Leeloo (Milla Jovovich) falls into his cab.

As the embodiment of the fifth element, Leeloo needs to combine with the other four to keep the approaching Great Evil from destroying the world. Together with Father Vito Cornelius (Ian Holm) and zany broadcaster Ruby Rhod (Chris Tucker), Dallas must race against time and the wicked industrialist Zorg (Gary Oldman) to save humanity. Sat., Sep. 5, 8 p.m. lucastheatre.com. Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St.

Sports & Games

Adult Coed Flag Football League 8x8 Coed Flag League. Play adult sports, meet new people. Sponsored by Savannah Adult Recreation Club. Wed. nights/Sun. mornings, at locations around Savannah. $450. Minimum 8 games. Ages 18+. Coed teams. See website or call for info. ongoing.

912-220-3474. savadultrec.com.

Amazing Scavenger Hunt Adventure- Savannah Turn Savannah into a giant game board with this fun scavenger hunt adventure. Combine the excitement of the Amazing Race with a three-hour city tour. Guided from any smart phone, teams make their way among well known and overlooked gems of the city, solving clues and completing challenges while learning local history. Available 365 days a year, sunrise to sunset. Start when you want and play at your pace. Save 20%- Only $39.20 for a team of 2-5 people

after Promotion Code: CONNECT. Sign up online at www.UrbanAdventureQuest. com. $39.20 for a TEAM of 2-5 people Through Dec. 31, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 805-6035620. info@urbanadventurequest.com.

UrbanAdventureQuest.com. Franklin Square, Montgomery and St. Julian Streets.

Bears Elite Football Learn the fundamentals of football. Ages 4-12. Sign up now. Mondays-Thursdays, 5:30-7:30 p.m. 912-272-6684. Daffin Park, 1198 Washington Ave. Couch Co-Op Night Join in the fun and meet some new people on Couch Co-Op Night. This event happens weekly from 7 until close. With a long list of fun games designed to be easy to pick up and play, there is no reason not to come.

Free for Guild Hall members, $2 for nonmembers Mondays, 7 p.m.. 844-MY-GUILD. events@theguildhall.com. theguildhall.com/ events. Guild Hall, 615 Montgomery Street.

Derby Devils Roller Derby Classes Roller derby league offers 12-week courses for beginners, recreational scrimmaging for experienced players and two annual bootcamp programs. See website for info. ongoing. savannahderby.com.

Grief 101 Support Group Seven-week morning or evening adult support group offers tools to learn to live with loss. Tuesdays, 10am-11am; or Thursdays, 6:00pm-7:00pm. Free of charge.

Offered by Hospice Savannah, Inc. Call for info. ongoing. 912-303-9442. Full Circle Grief and Loss Center, 6000 Business Center Drive.

Late Model Racing Late model stocks compete weekly.

Fridays.. 912-964-8200. ospracing@yahoo. com. ospracing.net. Oglethorpe Speedway, 200 Jesup Rd. Saturday Group Run or Walk Join us in our quest for fitness. Beginners are welcome. We can help you exceed your fitness goals. Free Saturdays, 7-8:15 a.m. 912-398-4130. runthecity@live.com. savystrider.com. Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

Sav. Strider Weekly Group Run or Walk Downtown Join us for a run or walk downtown or over the bridge if you’re feeling froggy. The best part is afterwards when we get coffee or whatever else your heart desires from Savannah Coffee Roasters. Free Sundays, 7-8 a.m. 912-398-4130. runthecity@live. com. savystrider.com. Savannah Coffee Roasters, 215 West Liberty Street.

Savannah Bike Polo Like regular polo, but with bikes instead of horses. Meets weekly. See facebook for info. ongoing. facebook.com/ savannahbikepolo.

PICKSavannah Sand Gnats Vs. Augusta. Pack the Park for charity. $8 Wed., Sep. 2, 7:05 p.m. sandgnats.com.

Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. Savannah Shamrocks Rugby Want You! Savannah Shamrock Rugby Club is having their kick-off practice of the season on Tuesday, August 18th at Forsyth Park near

the basketball courts. The Men’s practice begins at 6pm, and the Women’s at 6:30pm.

No experience necessary. (Find us on Facebook!) Come join not only a team, but a community of great people and fun times! FREE! Tuesdays, Thursdays, 6-8 p.m.. klm1122@hotmail.com. rugbysavannah. com/. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Sports Coach Golf, Tennis, Baseball, Etc. for novices or professionals. Fine tune your mental game with guided imagery and visualization. 25 years experience. For more info call 912247-4903. ongoing. Online only, none.

Ultimate Frisbee Come play Ultimate! Tuesdays and Thursdays, 5:30pm until dark. Sundays, 4:30pm until we get tired. The west side of Forsyth Park. Bring a smile, two shirts (one light or white, one dark), water, and cleats (highly recommended). ongoing. savannahultimateproject@gmail.com. savannahultimateproject.wordpress.com/ pick-up/. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. USMNT (Soccer) American Outlaws Chapter USMNT is a national soccer team that represents the U.S. in international soccer competitions. American Outlaws Savannah chapter of USMNT meets regularly. Call for details. ongoing. 912-398-4014. savannahflipflop.com. Flip Flop Tiki Bar & Grill, 117 Whitaker St.

Support Groups

Alcoholics Anonymous For people who want or need to stop drinking, AA can help. Meetings daily throughout the Savannah area. Free to attend or join. Check website for meeting days/times, or call 24 hours a day. ongoing.

912-356-3688. savannahaa.com.

Alzheimer’s Caregiver and Family Support Group For individuals caring for Alzheimer’s and dementia family members. Second Monday, Wilm. Isl. United Methodist Church, 195 Wilmington Island Rd. Second Thursday, Ruth Byck Adult Care Center, 64 Jasper St. Sponsored by Senior Citizens, Inc. Call for info. ongoing. 912-236-0363 x143.

Amputee Support Group Open to all who have had limbs amputated and their families or caregivers. Call for info. ongoing. 912-355-7778.

Back Pain Support Group Second Monday of every month,7:00pm.

Denny’s Restaurant at Hwy. 204. Everyone is welcome. For more info, contact Debbie at 912-727-2959 ongoing.

Brain Injury Support Group For traumatic brain injury survivors and their caregivers. Third Thursdays, 5pm. In the gym of the Rehabilitation Institute at Memorial. ongoing. memorialhealth.com. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Breast Cancer Survivors Group Tuesdays, 5:20pm at First Presbyterian Church. For survivors and caregivers.

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520 Washington Ave. Cancer Support Group For anyone living with, through or beyond a cancer diagnosis. First Wednesdays, at Lewis Cancer Pavilion. Call for info. ongoing.

912-819-5704. Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave. Children’s Grief Support Group Seven week structured educational support group for children 6-17. Support, coping tools, utilizing play and activity to learn to live with loss. Free of charge. A service of Hospice Savannah, Inc. Call for dates. ongoing. 912-303-9442. Full Circle Grief and Loss Center, 6000 Business Center Drive.

Citizens With Retarded Citizens For families with children or adults with autism, mental retardation, and other developmental disabilities. Meets monthly.

Call for info. ongoing. 912-355-7633.

Citizens With Retarded Citizens, 1211 Eisenhower Drive.

Coastal Empire Polio Survivors Assoc.

Meets regularly to discuss issues affecting the lives of polio survivors. Call or see website for info. Polio survivors and guests are invited. Free and open to the public. ongoing. 912-927-8332. coastalempirepoliosurvivors.org.

Connect for Kids This group is for children who have a loved one with a life-limiting illness. Wednesdays, 2-3 p.m. 912-350-7845. memorialhealth. com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Debtors Anonymous For people with debting problems. Meets Sundays, 6:30pm at Unity of Savannah.

See website or call for info. ongoing.

912-572-6108. debtorsanonymous.org. unityofsavannah.org/. Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd.

Eating Disorders Anonymous Free, volunteer-led support group for recovery from anorexia/restrictive eating and/or bulimia/binge/purging. Not a diet group, nor for those who struggle solely with overeating. Mondays, 7:30pm-8:30pm. Email for info. ongoing. edasavannah@yahoo. com. Asbury Memorial United Methodist Church, 1008 Henry St. Essential Tremor Support Group For those with the disease, care partners, family and caregivers. Managing the disease, treatments and therapies, quality of life. First Thursdays, 3:00pm-4:30pm. Call for info. ongoing. 912-819-2224. Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave. Fibromyalgia Support Group Second Thursdays, 5:30pm-6:30pm. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-8196743. sjchs.org. sjchs.org. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5353 Reynolds Ave. Gambling Problem 12 Step Program Twelve step program offers freedom from gambling. Meets weekly. Leave message with contact info. ongoing. 912-748-4730.

Georgia Scleroderma Support Group

A group for people with scleroderma for the greater Savannah area and surrounding counties. Meets regularly. Call for day and time. Lovezzola’s Pizza, 320 Hwy 80 West, Pooler. Info: 912-412-6675 or 912-414-3827. ongoing.

Grief Support Groups Hospice Savannah’s Full Circle offers a full array of grief support groups and individual counseling for children, teens and adults is available at no charge. Counseling is offered at 450 Mall Blvd., Suite H in Savannah, and appointments are also available in the United Way offices in Rincon and in Richmond Hill. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-303-9442. HospiceSavannah. org/GriefSupport.

Head and Neck Cancer Support Group Meeting This group is open to patients with cancers of the head or neck and their caregivers.

Call or visit website for more information.

Wednesdays, 2-3 p.m. 912-350-7845. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Heartbeats for Life Free support and education group for those who have suffered from or want to prevent or reverse heart disease and/or diabetes.

One Tuesday/month, 6pm. Free and open to the public. Tuesdays. 912-598-8457. jeff@heartbeatsforlife-ga.org. Southwest Chatham Library, 14097 Abercorn St. Klinefelter Syndrome/47-XXY Support Group For parents of children with this diagnosis, and for men with this diagnosis. Started by the mother of a boy with 47-XXY. Email to meet for mutual support. ongoing. amkw21@gmail.com.

Legacy Group: For individuals with advanced and recurrent cancer.

Group addresses the concerns of advanced and recurrent cancer survivors from the physical, emotional, spiritual, and social aspects of healing. To register for a specific session and to learn about the group, please call Jennifer Currin-McCulloch at 912-3507845. ongoing. 912-350-7845. Curtis and Elizabeth Anderson Cancer Institute (at Memorial Health Univ. Medical Center), 4700 Waters Ave. Leukemia, Lymphoma and Myeloma Support Group For patients with blood-related cancers and their loved ones. Call or see website for info.

Located in the Summit Cancer Care office at the Curtis and Elizabeth Anderson Cancer Institute. Thursdays, 5-6:30 p.m. 912-3507845. memorialhealth.com. memorialhealth. com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Narcotics Anonymous Call for the Savannah Lowcountry Area NA meeting schedule. ongoing. 912-238-5925.

National Alliance of Mental Illness NAMI Savannah is offering their monthly Mental Health Education meetings on the second Tuesday of every month from 6-8 PM at The Reed Clubhouse on 1141 Cornell Drive, Savannah. Connections Group which

is for anyone with a Mental Health diagnosis is offered weekly on Tuesday nights from 6-8 PM at The Trinity Lutheran Church at 12391 Mercy Blvd, Savannah. Family Support Group is offered on the last Monday of the month at The Reed Clubhouse on 1144 Cornell Drive, Savannah from 6-8 PM. Please call for any further information.

NAMI Savannah phone number is 912-3537143 second Tuesday of every month, 6-8 p.m. Trinity Lutheran Church, 12391 Mercy Blvd.

Overeaters Anonymous Is food a problem for you? Overeaters Anonymous can help. Savannah meetings Mon 6:30pm, Wed 5:30pm, Fri 6:30 p.m. See website for locations and info, or call 912358-7150. ongoing. oa.org/meetings.

Parents of Children with IEP’s (Individualized Education Plans) For parents of children attending ChathamSavannah Public School System who have IEP plans, to offer mutual support through the challenges of the IEP process. Email for info. ongoing. amkw210@gmail.com.

Parents of Ill Children Backus Children’s Hospital sponsors this group for parents with a seriously ill child receiving inpatient or outpatient treatment.

Case manager facilitates the meetings.

Meets weekly. Call for info ongoing. 912350-5616. memorialhealth.com/backus. memorialhealth.com/backus. Backus Children’s Hospital, 4700 Waters Ave. Parkinson’s Support Group First Thursdays, 5pm-6:30pm, Marsh Auditorium at Candler. Call for info. ongoing.

912-355-6347. sjchs.org/. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. Prostate Cancer Support Group: Man to Man This group is for prostate cancer patients and their caregivers. Meets in the Conference Room of the Curtis and Elizabeth Anderson Cancer Institute.

Wednesdays, 6-8 p.m. 912-897-3933. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Pryme Multiple Sclerosis Support Group Meets the second Tuesday of each month at St. Joseph’s Hospital,11705 Mercy Blvd., Meeting Room 1(on the 2nd Floor above ER entrance) at 6 p.m. An opportunity for people with MS and their families and friends to share information, develop coping strategies, receive support and become involved in community activities. ongoing.

912-819-2224. sjchs.org/. St. Joseph’s Hospital, 11705 Mercy Blvd.

Rape Crisis Center Assists survivors of rape and sexual assault.

Free, confidential counseling for victims and families. 24-hour Rape Crisis Line operates seven days a week. 912-233-7273. ongoing.

Real Talk Real Talk and Peer to Peer is a support group for the LGBT community to come together to sit, eat and socialize while talking about issues relevant to the community. Meetings are completely confidential and private. Meets in the Lecture Conference Room. first Monday of

every month, 4-5 p.m. 912-231-0123 ext.

1410. Chatham Care Center, 107 Fahm St. Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy Support Group Second Tuesdays at 7pm in Marsh Auditorium at Candler Hospital. For anyone with this disorder, plus family members/ caregivers interested in learning more. Call for info. ongoing. 912-858-2335. sjchs.org/.

Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. SBC Toastmasters Toastmasters is an organization dedicated to the art of public speaking. In a friendly, supportive atmosphere, members learn to speak more precisely and confidently via prepared speeches, impromptu speaking, and constructive evaluations. It’s fun, informative, and a great way to network with area professionals. Tuesdays, 12-1 p.m. 912663-7851. St. Leo University, 7426 Hodgson Memorial Drive, Suite A. Sex Addicts Anonymous If you believe you have a problem with sex addiction (or are wondering if you might) and you want to change your behavior, we recommend that you attend a meeting of Sex Addicts Anonymous. The only requirement is a desire to stop your addictive sexual behavior. Meets Mondays at 7 pm. Call for venue information. ongoing.

731-412-0183. saa-recovery.org. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

Spinal Injury Support Group Third Thursdays, 5:30pm, at the Rehabilitation Institute at Memorial. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-3508900. memorialhealth.com. memorialhealth. com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Spouse/Life Partner Support Group Open support group for adults whose spouses or life partners have died. Meets Thursday mornings from 11:00 a.m. to 12:00 p.m. Thursdays, 11 a.m.-noon. Full Circle Grief and Loss Center, 6000 Business Center Drive.

Survivors of Suicide Support Group Suicide often leaves survivors with guilt, anger, hurt and unanswered questions.

Hospice Savannah/United Way of Coastal Empire/Coastal Suicide Prevention Alliance offer an ongoing support group.

Third Thursdays, 6:30-7:30pm. Safe and confidential. Free to attend. Barbara Moss at Full Circle of Hospice Savannah, 912-6291089. ongoing. Full Circle Grief and Loss Center, 6000 Business Center Drive.

Teens Nurturing Teens (Cancer Support) Support group for teens with a family member or loved one impacted by cancer.

Meets at the Lewis Cancer Pavilion. Call for information. ongoing. 912-819-5704.

Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave. Teens With No One to Turn To Help for people ages 11-18, or concerned parents of teens. Park Place Outreach Youth Emergency Shelter. Call or see website. ongoing. 912-234-4048. parkplaceyes.org.

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Volunteers

Bethesda Seeks Volunteer Docents for New History Museum/ Visitors Center Bethesda seeks volunteer docents for their new visitors center/museum. Volunteer docents needed during regular museum hours, Thurs.-Sat. 10am-4pm. Docents will share Bethesda’s rich history and inspiring legacy with visitors from across the country and around the world. ongoing. 912-3512061. Elizabeth.brown@bethesdaacademy. org. Bethesda Academy, 9250 Ferguson Ave. Call for Volunteers for Pegasus Riding Academy Pegasus Riding Academy is a therapeutic riding program providing equine-assisted activities for individuals in Savannah with physical, mental or emotional disabilities.

Volunteers are needed to assist these special children. Orientation is September 29 at 10:30 am, and riding sessions begin September 31. Horse experience is not necessary, but patience and dedication are a must. Through Sep. 29. 912-547-6482. prasav.org. Pegasus Riding Academy, 2828 Wicklow Street.

Call for Volunteers for Savannah Food and Wine Festival The 2015 Savannah Food & Wine Festival, presented by Publix, is looking for volunteers to help fill various general and leadership positions and roles during November 9-15, 2015, for the weeklong event. The volunteer positions include: general registration, exhibitor registration, exhibitor load-in/ load-out, water/ice distribution, celebrity chef kitchen/learning experience stages/ tent support, wine and food booths set-up, signage, and VIP lounge set-up registration and management. Lead volunteers must have a background in culinary, restaurant or event experience and confident leadership skills. If interested, fill out the volunteer registration form and contact Julie Nero with a summary of experience at Julie.Nero@savannahfoodandwinefest. com. Through Nov. 9. Julie.Nero@ savannahfoodandwinefest.com. Online only, none.

Docents and Volunteers Needed at Flannery O’Connor House Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home seeks additional volunteers and volunteer docents to help on Fridays and Saturdays, 1p-4pm, and for possible extended hours. Duties: greet visitors, handle admissions, conduct merchandise sales and help with tours.

Docent training and written narratives for reference during tours are provided.

ongoing. 912-233-6014. haborrello@aol. com. flanneryoconnorhome.org. Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home, 207 E. Charlton Street.

Dolphin Project Seeks Volunteers Dolphin Project needs boat owners, photographers, and other volunteers to help with scientific research on the Atlantic Bottlenose dolphin along coastal Georgia.

Must be age 18 or older. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-232-6572. thedolphinproject.org.

Good Samaritan Health Clinic St. Joseph’s/Candler’s Good Samaritan Clinic in Garden City needs volunteer nurses, physician assistants, nurse practitioners, Spanish interpreters and clerical staff. The clinic serves people without insurance and those whose income is less than 200 percent of the federal poverty level. Call to volunteer. ongoing. 912-964-4326.

Hospice Volunteers Needed in Chatham and other Coastal Counties Island Hospice, THA Group’s nonprofit hospice service, seeks volunteers for patient socialization and caregiver respite. Also seeking nonpatient contact volunteers who can contribute by providing services including, but not limited to, office work, crafting, sewing, light yard work, housekeeping, playing guitar for patients, and licensed hairdressers. Serving patients in Chatham, Bryan, Bulloch, Effingham, Liberty, Camden, Glynn, McIntosh, and Screven Counties in Georgia, and Beaufort, Jasper, Hampton, Charleston, Colleton Counties in South Carolina. See website or email or call for info. ongoing. 888-8424463. kbuttimer@thagroup.org. thagroup. org.

Live Oak Public Libraries Volunteers needed to assist in a variety of ways at its branches in Chatham, Effingham, and Liberty Counties. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-652-3661. liveoakpl.org.

Medical Professional Volunteers Needed St. Joseph’s/Candler’s St. Mary’s Health Center, a free clinic serving the uninsured, seeks physicians, nurse practitioners, nurses, lab techs, and patient care techs.

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schedule appointments. Contact Stephanie Alston. ongoing. 912-443-9409. St. Joseph’s/Candler--St. Mary’s Health Center, 1302 Drayton St. Oatland Island Wildlife Center Oatland Island Wildlife Center often needs volunteers. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-395-1500. oatlandisland.org. oatlandisland.org/. Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd. Pre-School Volunteers Needed Seeking early childhood education majors, retired elementary teachers and/or community residents to help 3 & 4 year olds with language development skills. Mon.-Fri.,

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Ronald McDonald House Help in the “home away from home” for families of hospitalized children. Volunteers needed to provide home-cooked meals for

families at the house. Volunteer internships available for college students. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-356-5520. rmhccoastalempire.org. rmhccoastalempire. org/. Ronald McDonald House, 4710 Waters Avenue.

Specialized Foster Care Services Lutheran Services of Georgia provides Specialized Foster Care services for children in the custody of DFACS and Department of Juvenile Justice. We specialize in placing children that are special needs including (a) sibling groups, (b) teens, (c) children with physical, mental, developmental and behavioral disabilities, (d) commercially

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ARIES (March 21-April 19)

“Excess is the common substitute for energy,” said poet Marianne Moore. That’s a problem you should watch out for in the coming weeks. According to my astrological projections, you’re a bit less lively and dynamic than usual.

And you may be tempted to compensate by engaging in extreme behavior or resorting to a contrived show of force. Please don’t! A better strategy would be to recharge your power. Lay low and take extra good care of yourself.

Get high-quality food, sleep, entertainment, art, love, and relaxation.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)

For a pregnant woman, the fetus often begins to move for the first time during the fifth month of gestation. The sensation may resemble popcorn popping or a butterfly fluttering. It’s small but dramatic: the distinct evidence that a live creature is growing inside her. Even if you are not literally expecting a baby, and even if you are male, I suspect you will soon feel the metaphorical equivalent of a fetus’s first kicks. You’re not ready to give birth yet, of course, but you are well on your way to generating a new creation.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)

“Since U Been Gone” is a pop song recorded by vocalist Kelly Clarkson. She won a Grammy for it, and made a lot of money from its sales. But two other singers turned down the chance to make it their own before Clarkson got her shot. The people who wrote the tune offered it first to Pink and then to Hillary Duff, but neither accepted. Don’t be like those two singers, Gemini. Be like Clarkson. Recognize opportunities when they are presented to you, even if they are in disguise or partially cloaked.

CANCER (June 21-July 22)

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“Going with the flow” sounds easy and relaxing, but here’s another side of the truth: Sometimes it can kick your ass.

The rippling current you’re floating on may swell up into a boisterous wave. The surge of the stream might get so hard and fast that your ride becomes more spirited than you anticipated. And yet I still think that going with the flow is your best strategy in the coming weeks. It will eventually deliver you to where you need to go, even if there are bouncy surprises along the way.

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LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)

“Money doesn’t make you happy,” said movie star and exCalifornia governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. “I now have $50 million, but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.” Despite his avowal, I’m guessing that extra money would indeed make you at least somewhat happier. And the good news is that the coming months will be prime time for you to boost your economic fortunes. Your ability

sexually exploited children. We look for the best home to match the children’s needs.

Lutheran Services seeks to provide the best support for the child and the foster family.

LSG Foster families have been evaluated to ensure that children in care will be provide a safe and nurturing home that can provide care and attention to children’s medical, emotional, educational and social needs. ongoing. (912)228-7873. lmccrary@lsga. org. lsga.org.

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to attract good financial luck will be greater than usual, and it will zoom even higher if you focus on getting better educated and organized about how to bring more wealth your way.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

“I stand up next to a mountain, and I chop it down with the edge of my hand.” So sang Jimi Hendrix in his raucous psychedelic tune “Voodoo Child (Slight Return).” We could view his statement as an example of delusional grandiosity, and dismiss it as meaningless. Or we could say it’s a funny and brash boast that Hendrix made as he imagined himself to be a mythic hero capable of unlikely feats.

For the purposes of this horoscope, let’s go with the latter interpretation. I encourage you to dream up a slew of extravagant brags about the outlandish magic powers you have at your disposal. I bet it will rouse hidden reserves of energy that will enhance your more practical powers.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

It’s the phase of your cycle when you have maximum power to transform yourself. If you work hard to rectify and purify your inner life, you will be able to generate a transcendent release. Moreover, you may tap into previously dormant or inaccessible aspects of your soul’s code.

Here are some tips on how to fully activate this magic. 1.

Without any ambivalence, banish ghosts that are more trouble than they are worth. 2. Identify the one bad habit you most want to dissolve, and replace it with a good habit. 3. Forgive everyone, including yourself. 4. Play a joke on your fear. 5. Discard or give away material objects that no longer have any meaning or use.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

I hope you’re not getting bored with all of the good news I have been delivering in recent weeks. I’m sorry if I sound like I’m sugarcoating or whitewashing, but I swear I’m simply reporting the truth about the cosmic omens.

Your karma is extra sweet these days. You do have a few obstacles, but they are weaker than usual. So I’m afraid you will have to tolerate my rosy prophecies for a while longer. Stop reading now if you can’t bear to receive a few more buoyant beams. This is your last warning! Your web of allies is getting more resilient and interesting. You’re expressing just the right mix of wise selfishness and enlightened helpfulness. As your influence increases, you are becoming even more responsible about wielding it.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

When 16th-century Spanish invaders arrived in the land of the Mayans, they found a civilization that was in many ways highly advanced. The native people had a superior medical system and calendar. They built impressive cities with sophisticated architecture and paved roads. They

were prolific artists, and had a profound understanding of mathematics and astronomy. And yet they did not make or use wheeled vehicles, which had been common in much of the rest of the world for over 2,000 years. I see a certain similarity between this odd disjunction and your life. Although you’re mostly competent and authoritative, you are neglecting to employ a certain resource that would enhance your competence and authority even further. Fix this oversight!

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

If you have ever fantasized about taking a pilgrimage to a wild frontier or sacred sanctuary or your ancestral homeland, the next ten months will be an excellent time to do it. And the best time to plan such an adventure will be the coming two weeks. Keep the following questions in mind as you brainstorm. 1. What are your life’s greatest mysteries, and what sort of journey might bring an awakening that clarifies them? 2. Where could you go in order to clarify the curious yearnings that you have never fully understood? 3. What power spot on planet Earth might activate the changes you most want to make in your life?

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

When he died at the age of 77 in 1905, Aquarian author Jules Verne had published 54 books. You’ve probably heard of his science fiction novels *Journey to the Center of the Earth* and *Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea.* He was a major influence on numerous writers, including Jean-Paul Sartre, J. R. R. Tolkien, and Arthur Rimbaud. But one of his manuscripts never made it into book form. When he finished it in 1863, his publisher refused to publish it, so Verne stashed it in a safe. It remained there until his great-grandson discovered it in 1989. Five years later, Verne’s “lost novel,” *Paris in the Twentieth Century,* went on sale for the first time.

I suspect that in the coming months, you may have a comparable experience, Aquarius. An old dream that was lost or never fulfilled may be available for recovery and resuscitation.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)

“I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation,” says stand-up comic Arnold Brown, “but I’m not very good at it.” Your task in the coming weeks, Pisces, is to undermine your own skills at self-deprecation. You may think they are too strong and entrenched to undo and unlearn, but I don’t -- especially now, when the cosmic forces are conspiring to prove to you how beautiful you are.

Cooperate with those cosmic forces! Exploit the advantages they are providing. Inundate yourself with approval, praise, and naked flattery.

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Free tutor training. Email or call for info. ongoing. 912-354-4047. kmorgan@roycelc. org.

Urban Hope An after school program for inner city children seeking adult volunteers to help with homework, Bible Study, art classes, and more. See website or email for info. ongoing. urbanhopesav@aol.com. urbanhopesavannah.org.

Volunteer at the Forsyth Farmers’ Market The market occurs each Saturday morning at the South End of Forsyth Park, from February through December. To volunteer, see website for contact info. ongoing. forsythfarmersmarket.com.

Volunteer for Meals on Wheels There are seniors in our community who are hungry. You can make a difference by volunteering one hour a week to delivering Meals on Wheels to homebound seniors.

We have routes throughout Savannah, so we can match you to an area that is convenient.

Training included. Volunteers use their own vehicle. Gas stipend is optional. There are over 500 seniors on the waiting list to receive meals, and the number continues to grow. For more information, contact Lauren at Volunteer@seniorcitizens-inc.org or 912-236-0363 Mondays-Fridays, 10:45 a.m.

Senior Citizens Inc., 3025 Bull St. Volunteers Needed for the EOA Share your time and special talents with others; join the Retired and Senior Volunteer Program of EOA. We need your help to help others. Through RSVP seniors 55 and older serve in various community organizations from 1 to 40 hours per week. Make your choice of where you want to serve from the many local agencies we are affiliated with.

Qualifications are to be 55, want to enjoy life and have the desire to share your personal talents with others. ongoing. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

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IT TAKES a certain kind of person to remain cheerful in the face of adversity; not only to keep a positive outlook in trying times, but to remain genuinely happy, regardless of the circumstances.

It’s a personality trait that has served me well throughout my life and was especially beneficial when I went to work in Hollywood.

As a producer’s assistant, I was assigned to several “screamers,” the most notorious of whom noshed on boiled peanuts, disdainfully tossing the shells on the floor as I knelt at his feet with a dustpan and broom.

Once, a particularly high maintenance A-Lister spun into a fit of rage that almost made pee my pants. Her voice shot through the telephone like an electric jolt, causing my urethra to become inordinately relaxed, as though anticipating death.

No worries. It will all be over soon.

The reason I’m an expert in managing difficult people today is because at some point in my career trajectory, I lost all shame.

To paraphrase Stan Lee, with the loss of great shame came the loss of great power once lorded over me by a-holes.

That lack of shame ultimately landed me an assistant gig with Hollywood’s first female agent, a woman as famous for busting balls as she was glass ceilings.

She hired me after I warned her about the dangers of the impending Mercury Retrograde, a particularly shameless piece of advice to offer a 72 year-old prospective employer during a job interview.

When the head of HR fired me eight

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weeks later —which, by the way, was the equivalent of lasting eight weeks on a mechanical bull— I sent my former boss a letter thanking her for the opportunity and expressing my disappointment that she had left work early instead of breaking the news to me personally.

The following week, I received a heartfelt, handwritten apology in which she confessed that firing employees was the part of her job that she hated most.

their timesheets was because nobody had bothered to inform them of the job numbers’ expiry.

To further complicate matters, any number of the company’s 600 employees had permission to open and close job numbers at their discretion, but no one was accountable for informing the rest of us when these numbers were created and cancelled.

El Chupacabra had gone to painstaking lengths to consolidate a list of active As my dismissal coincided with my job numbers. The simplest solution would annual trip home for the holidays, I capi- have been for him to share this informatalized on the situation by picking up a tion and to help implement a chain of temp job at a Minneapolis ad agency. communication for the opening and closAside from answering the occasional ing of all job numbers moving forward. phone call, my biggest responsibility was Instead he contemptuously withheld to keep morale high —a criteria I met by this information, insisting that I collect wearing fuzzy duck slippers and having it for myself and correct the timesheets a Twister mat on the floor of my office, accordingly. open and ready to play at all times.

After weeks of hunting down any The reason that my workload was employee who had ever opened or closed so remedial was because the agency a job number and correcting every had put the onus of its most exhaustive timesheet ever rejected, I resubmitted administrative task — client billing — them to El Chupacabra via Interoffice squarely onto its creative executives.

Mail, only to have my efforts returned; As I celebrated TGIF by cranking the the offending job numbers circled in red Backstreet Boy’s Millennium album, felt pen, accompanied by quasi-encouragmy colleagues scurried to get their ing remarks, like “close, but no cigar” and timesheets to the accounting depart“lotsa luck to you, dolly.” ment before close of business 5 p.m., by Having exercised diplomacy ad nauway of its gatekeeper, a manimal known seum, I lost my shit big time, stuffing the as El Chupacabra. heaping pile of rejects into yet another Much like Monty Python’s Knights Interoffice Mail envelope. Using my fatWho Say “Ni,” El Chupacabra reviewed test, most sarcastic Sharpie marker, I decthese submissions and declared which orated the package with rainbows, hearts, ones could pass. Invariably, his answer smiley faces and stars, writing in the most was “DECLINED.” flowery script possible: Every Monday, my co-workers’ TO: EL CHUPACABRA timesheets were returned via the InterFROM: YOUR PAL, ERIN office Mail Envelope of Shame; the The next morning El Chupacabra rejects offloaded unto me and filed under called, his demeanor warm and fuzzy.

“Not My Fucking Problem.”

“Hi, Erin. A couple your timesheets One day, El Chupacabra called to make were incorrect, but I went ahead and fixed it my problem. them for you. I’m gonna email you a cur“Fix it!” he yelled monosyllabically rent list of all the job numbers now. Feel into the phone, sounding like a Phil free to call with questions anytime.”

Hartman impersonation Frankenstein.

In that moment, I realized that every“Lemme look into the situation and one just wants to be welcomed as a pal… get back to you,” I reasoned. most of all, El Chupacabra. I have been As it turned out, the cause for this signing my name “Your pal, Erin” ever ongoing standoff between the executives since. And no matter what, I always mean and El Chupacabra was due to a simple it. miscommunication over job numbers.

Even when tempers flare and friendJob numbers were numerical codes ships end, I hold everyone I’ve ever met as assigned to the projects the agency proa pal in my heart. duced, in order to track every penny that was spent.

The Ghost Dog Diaries is a weekly serial The reason that El Chupacabra was so chronicling Your Pal, Erin’s journey from Holupset was because billable hours were lywood D-Girl to Savannah psychic, by way of consistently submitted under obsolete Minnesota’s political scene during the Ventura job numbers. The reason the executives era and post 9/11 New York City. were so confounded by his rejection of

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CARRIAGE HOUSE at rear of 114 SOUTHSIDE E. Bolton, near Forsyth Park. 2 bedrooms/1.5 baths, C/A, W/D, •1BR Apts, washer/dryer dishwasher. Water/Sewage paid. included. $25 for water, trash included, $625/month. $900/month. Call 912-234-3298 •2BR/1.5BA Townhouse Apt, DUPLEX: 1223 E. 53rd Street.

2BR/1BA $550/month plus $550/ total electric $700/month. deposit. One block off Waters Call 912-927-3278 or 912Avenue, close to Daffin Park. 356-5656 Call 912-335-3211 or email adamrealstate@gmail.com. Days/ SOUTHSIDE: 3 bedroom/1.5 Nights/Weekends. baths, furnished kitchen, laundry FURNISHED APTS. $180/WK. room, carport, fenced backyard, Private bath and kitchen, cable, outside-pet ok w/deposit. $925/ utilities, washer furnished. AC & month + dep. Available 9/1. 912heat, bus stop on property. No 352-8251 deposit required. Completely safe, manager on property. VERY NICE HOUSES FOR RENT Contact Darrell, (912)346-5583; *1935 Greenwood Drive: 3BR/1BA Linda, (912)690-9097 or Jack, $815. *60 Altman Circle: 3BR/1BA $825.

(912)342-3840.

Call 912-507-7934, 912-927-2853, or 912-631-7644.

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