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UNM looks into allegations of rule breaking, sexual assault

by John Tyczkowski news@dailylobo.com

UNM’s Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity is suspended following allegations of sexual assault at a party hosted on the fraternity’s property April 1.

According to KOB.com, an 18-year-old woman attended a party at the fraternity’s house where alcohol was allegedly served. She went to a fraternity member’s room and only remembers waking up and feeling sick, according to KOB. She was then examined by a University nurse, who notified police per standard procedure.

After interviewing the woman, UNMPD identified a suspect, who has not been charged, and is cooperating with police in the investigation, according to the police report. UNMPD detectives gathered evidence and sent it to the state crime lab, with results pending. The case is considered active.

According to a letter from Rob Burford, judicial affairs specialist for the office of the dean of students, dated April 4, all chapter activities for Sigma

Alpha Epsilon are suspended because the fraternity violated several sections of the UNM Student Code of Conduct by hosting a nonregistered party with alcohol where an alleged sexual assault took place.

Fraternity members are still allowed to live in the house in the meantime and hold chapter meetings.

She went to a fraternity member’s room and only remembers waking up and feeling sick...

Burford also said in the letter that Sigma Alpha Epsilon may request an informal hearing with the office of the dean of students by April 16 to appeal the suspension. If the fraternity does not appeal the decision by that time, Burford said the University will proceed in

accordance with the Student Code of Conduct.

The code lists the possible sanctions members of the fraternity could face in that case, which include disciplinary probation, student suspension or expulsion, and being barred from campus premises.

Dianne Anderson, UNM director of communications, said the University conducted a meeting Monday with sorority advisers, discussing initiatives to notify sorority members of the resources available to them on campus for situations such as this.

The Daily Lobo knocked on the Sigma Alpha Epsilon house door Monday afternoon, but no one answered.

The Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity was suspended Thursday. The suspension follows allegations of criminal sexual penetration at a party hosted April 1 at the fraternity house.

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Tony Snell to forgo senior season, enter NBA draft ‘In my heart I feel it’s good for me to leave’

by J.R. Oppenheim

assistantsports@dailylobo.com @JROppenheim Not only will New Mexico have a new head coach roaming the sidelines next season, the Lobos will be have at least one new player in the starting lineup.

Soft-spoken junior guard Tony Snell will enter the upcoming NBA draft, forgoing his senior season at New Mexico despite last week’s

Tony Snell talks with fans following a press conference where he confirmed he will enter the NBA draft. The conference was held Monday at The Pit. Mark Grace / Daily Lobo

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hiring of fan favorite Craig Neal as the Lobos’ head coach.

Snell announced his decision Monday. If he gets drafted, he’ll be the first Lobo to reach the NBA level since Darington Hobson went to the Milwaukee Bucks in 2010.

“In my heart, I feel it’s good for me to leave,” said Snell, this year’s Mountain West Conference tournament MVP. “Through this whole process, it’s been difficult talking to my teammates about how I feel and thanking them for helping me get better from day one.”

UNM announced two weeks ago that Snell was considering

draft possibilities. He had until April 16 to hire an agent, a move that, under NCAA rules, prevents players from returning to collegiate play. Snell said Monday he has yet to hire an agent.

He said he already disenrolled from UNM to prepare for the draft, but plans to finish his degree program at a later time. His biography on the team’s website lists his major as University Studies.

According to the information he’s received, Snell said he can go as a late first-round or secondround pick. He said he feels confident he can improve his stock

before the June 27 draft. In his top 100 NBA prospects, ESPN’s Chad Ford ranks Snell at No. 65.

Thirty UNM players have been selected in the NBA draft, but only seven were first-round picks: Mel Daniels in 1967, Greg Howard in 1970, Luc Longley in 1991, Charles Smith in 1997, Kenny Thomas in 1999, Danny Granger in 2005, and J.R. Giddens in 2008.

With the draft format, there is no guarantee Snell will make it to the NBA level right away. Snell said he’s willing to take the risk because he believes he’s ready for the NBA. In 2012-13, Snell averaged 12.5 points in 35 games for UNM, ranking No. 13 on the Mountain West Conference scoring list. He had a .422 field goal shooting percentage and a .390 3-point shooting percentage, and his 61 3-pointers was the league’s seventh-best total.

He had three of his best games at this year’s Mountain West Basketball Championships in Las Vegas, Nev., where Snell scored 15 points against Wyoming, 17 against San Diego State and another 21 against UNLV. His personal 10-2 run against the Runnin’ Rebels broke open a close game as the Lobos won their secondstraight MWC tournament title.

“After the Mountain West Conference, I felt like it was good for me to try to get in (the draft),” Snell said.

For his career, Snell scored 9.1 points per game in 103 games

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played. He made 76 starts, including every game this season.

Neal praised Snell’s shooting and ball-handling abilities, but said he needs to work on building his strength and rebounding skills. On the defensive end, Snell has gone from guarding the opponents’ worst players to defending their best, the coach said.

While it’s sad to see Snell leave the team, Neal said he and the team will support Snell in the decision.

“We’ve always had the goal where we’re going to have all our players reach their full potential,” Neal said. “Tony feels like he’s reached it and wants to take a shot at it. It’s been his dream. It’s not one of those things we like to see happen, but hopefully he’ll go on to bigger and better things, and it’ll be a reflection of our program.”

This move is the latest in an event-filled offseason less than a month old. After agreeing to a 10-year contract with UNM, head coach Steve Alford said March 30 he was leaving the Lobos for UCLA. Five days later, UNM hired associate head coach Neal to replace Alford.

Neal said he expects every other player from this year’s roster, except Snell and seniors Chad Adams and Jamal Fenton, will return to next year’s team. He would not mention any other players’ intentions for the future.

With Snell leaving, UNM has three available scholarships, Neal said.

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UNMPD officer IDs, pursues, nabs suspect minutes after theft

by Antonio Sanchez news@dailylobo.com

It takes students about five to six minutes to walk from Dane Smith Hall to the Student Union Building. It took UNMPD officer Z. Hector Terrazas six minutes to identify, pursue and arrest a suspect for stealing a bike.

It was around 11 a.m. on March 27 when Terrazas received a dispatch detailing a bike theft near the College of Education. The officer drove from his location on Las Lomas Road toward University Boulevard and Redondo Drive as the dispatcher described the individual for whom he was on the lookout.

A witness said she saw a man cut the lock on a red “Trek� mountain bike and steal it. She described the man as wearing black jeans, black or grey tank top, white tennis shoes, a baseball cap, somewhere between 5 feet 8 inches to 6 feet tall, 180 to 200 pounds.

As Terrazas pulled into the parking lot north of the anthropology building, an individual fitting the dispatcher’s description rode past his car on a red mountain bike. “She gave us a very precise description of the individual — our dispatcher laid that real clear to us and when I saw him cutting out from the building, I knew it was him,�

Terrazas said.

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The officer called in what he saw, pulled up alongside the suspect and asked to speak to the suspect in regard to his bicycle. Terrazas said the suspect responded by making an obscene gesture and sped across Redondo Drive and across University Boulevard. “This was congested with traffic and he went right through at a high rate of speed, right across vehicles — this guy really wants this bike,� he said.

Terrazas said he called all units as he followed the suspect, turning from his pursuit on University Boulevard to Sigma Chi Road.

Another officer joined Terrazas, following behind as the suspect began to swerve through driveways and lawns. Terrazas pulled ahead of the suspect, blocking an alleyway to Medical Arts Avenue, as the supporting officer blocked the road from behind. “He jumped off the bike and he tried to make a run for it and he tripped. At that time, the police officer behind me went in and went to grab him and I grabbed him — he put up a fight, we subdued him and we handcuffed him and we took him into custody,� he said.

Terrazas said the stolen bike suffered no major damage and was returned to the owner later that day. “She was real happy, some of these bikes are not only property, but for some people, they’re transportation,� he said.

The man was arrested for theft and resisting arrest.

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Garrett Goeckner / Daily Lobo On March 27, UNMPD officer Z. Hector Terrazas, within six minutes of receiving the initial report, was able to identify, pursue and apprehend a man suspected of stealing a bike.

UNMPD Public Information Officer Trace Peck said Terrazas was lucky to have a witness to the crime speaking to a dispatcher throughout the incident. Peck said reported crimes on campus usually do not have key witnesses like this.

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“Everything just fell in place, whether it be the witness seeing a crime or the officers getting the call and dispatch. Typically, we don’t see a lot of in-progress calls where someone will give this good of a description,�

Peck said.

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Third VP hopeful holds forum

by John Tyczkowski news@dailylobo.com

After months of searching, the time is almost here for UNM to select its new vice president for research and economic development.

In an open forum Monday afternoon, Morris Foster discussed what he could offer if given the job.

The VP position has been open since June, when then-Vice President Julia Fulghum stepped down.

An interim vice president, John T. McGraw, has served while the search for a permanent replacement continues.

According to the job description available at VPRsearch.unm. edu, the VP for research and economic development is in charge of expanding externally funded research at UNM; promoting interdisciplinary collaboration and collaboration with other research institutions; and assisting faculty in expanding their research role at UNM. According to the salary book available on the UNM Sunshine portal, McGraw makes $145,000 per year. The VP for research search committee will select a candidate for the position at an undetermined date.

Foster is the associate VP for research at the University of Oklahoma-Norman, where he is also at the associate VP for strategic planning and a professor of anthropology. Additionally he serves as the deputy director for prevention and control for the Peggy and Charles Stephenson Cancer Center in Oklahoma. He said his anthropology background allowed him to explore a wide variety of interdisciplinary ventures.

Foster said he started out doing ethnography work on various American Indian tribes, such as the Comanche. He said he then became involved with a group of scientists that was doing research on diabetes and Creek Indians, and wrote his first grant to the National Institutes of Health to study the attitudes of Creek Indians toward genetic research. This led to greater work in medical anthropology, including research on the implications of doctors and patients having full access to complete readouts of patients’ gene sequences, which could help predict various genetic diseases and genetic problems patients would be at risk for.

“I’ve done a lot of different things, I don’t think narrowly within my discipline,” Foster said.

“I am an example of someone who started in the humanities and went far into the life sciences and lived to tell the tale.”

At the forum, Foster centered his ideas on creating a more active research office at UNM. He said the office could get more involved in supporting interdisciplinary faculty research projects by helping like-minded professors from different departments combine their projects to cultivate shared research and funding.

He also said research offices can help departments secure external funding from a variety of sources.

“We need to be thinking about different sources of funding, including federal funding, but also including the private sector as well,” Foster said. “Faculty are going to have to go out and be entrepreneurial to get funding for their research.”

Foster also said research offices should use their influence to help traditionally underfunded departments in the arts and humanities break into the interdisciplinary research field to secure more funding.

“We can be more powerful about getting faculty to think beyond traditional disciplinary boundaries,” Foster said. “Hav-

Aaron Sweet / Daily Lobo Morris Foster, a candidate for the vice president for research and economic development position, speaks with an audience member after an open forum Monday. The search for a new vice president of research has been underway since Oct. 31. ing that broader perspective often makes a difference with grants.”

Foster said universities should get their undergraduates involved in research early on in their academic careers by making core classes more experiential.

“The point is to make it a richer and more diverse experience for undergraduate students,” Foster said. “Also, helping them start in an early research career is a benefit to you, and a benefit to your lab.”

Foster also said he encouraged UNM to form closer links with

Sandia and Los Alamos national laboratories and tribal colleges in the state, calling them “valuable partners for funding opportunities,” beyond the senior administrator level.

“It goes a long way to form relationships with middle managers, who are really overseeing the projects and keeping things moving,” Foster said. “It’s a great example of how you can get your foot in the door and maximize benefits to your joint research programs.”

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Economics is about value systems, not just numbers Editor’s note: This is an essay from a contributor to the online magazine NightlyNoodleMonthly.com.

by Otto Dicpetris

Daily Lobo guest columnist I spent my whole life trying to figure out what the worst thing in the universe is, and 30 years later, I got it. Being boring or uptight. No, uptight.

Being uptight.

I feel like all people ever say is, “How are you?”

Poets just talk about all this weird stuff that doesn’t matter and they don’t make any sense.

Say something that moves me but matters.

Fucking poets, what’s wrong with them? I want everything I say to be poetic, but I don’t want to be associated with the poets.

Alan Watts talks about how money is supposed to be a unit of measurement of wealth, yet somehow we’ve turned it into the actual wealth.

The real wealth is having a house, having people around, having food. The systems of measurement are not the wealth. It’s like saying we don’t have the wood to build a house because we don’t have inches to measure the wood to build the house. We need inches. During the Depression, people were like, “We can’t build the house because we don’t have the money, the measurement system of wealth, even though we have the wood, we have the concrete and we have the people to build it.”

Anyone who thinks they understand economics doesn’t understand economics.

Economics is more complex than numbers.

It’s all built on a confluence of different value systems. If one is insensitive or unaware of the complexities of human value systems, they might say something totally number based.

For example, if you enact this set of political policies, the numeric response is the average person has 100,000 dollar bills. I can enact this

social legislation and it’s like 2+2, right? Four will pop out. And they go, “Yeah, we’ll do the same thing,” but instead of one of the twos, they enact legislation like “Do or don’t give the poor a hundred bucks.” And yes, the math will keep popping up. Twos are variable in the equation because it’s social legislation. I can make it so that 99 percent of us have 100,000 dollar bills if we make the other 1 percent do all the work.

The “economic” systems say there are ways of getting dollar bills in our bank, but how do we get there?

Sure, we’ll have it if we steal it from other countries, but our value systems say we value not stealing it from other people. So when people say they understand economics, they don’t.

Economics is intertwined with social systems that are always evolving. Words are unavoidably interpreted by people, and so the way we acquire value systems through interpreting words means economics isn’t as simple as 2+2. I talk about what I value. I value not hurting people and people not hurting me, and I value art, but that’s subject to me interacting with the word “value,” with the word “art,” with the word “hurting.” Unfortunately, economics is not numbers. As counterintuitive and against the grain as that sounds, it’s the truth. I mean, there are a bunch of numbers mixed in there with the number of pieces of corn that we produce each year. And, thank God, it’s not just numbers. Life would be pretty dull. I wake up in the morning — what’ll I have today, two or five?

It’s shitty. And that is the whole thing about being human: We all have our own value systems.

We both might want to give to the poor, but I might want to give the 5,000 pieces of corn, and you want to give them 500 pieces of corn. My brother was like, “But I took five classes on economics,” and I was like, “You could take 5,000 classes and you still wouldn’t know. ‘Cause you just learn the numbers.”

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On the campus road Tucker Avenue near road signs near hospital University Boulevard and UNM Safety and Editor, Last summer I wrote a letter to the Daily Lobo about safety concerns on the north campus road Camino de Salud connecting Frontage Road North along I-25 to University Boulevard.

The speed limit on this campus road is posted at 15 mph, yet there is only one speed limit sign on the eastbound lane. So when UNM Hospital employees who park in the Lands West Parking Lot come barreling down the westbound lane traveling at speeds of 30 to 40 mph, nearly mowing down pedestrians, apparently they don’t know any better. The crosswalk at the east end of the road is not marked with signs or any flashing lights. At the west end of the road near I-25, there used to be a three-way stop sign, which is now only a two-way stop sign after one of the signs blew down in the spring of 2012. Is it really that difficult for the University to replace road and safety signs?

The Daily Lobo responded with a news story on July 23, which included interviews with UNM officials who claimed there was no set policy to rectify road dangers.

According to Policy 6110 of the UNM Administrative Policies and Procedures Manual, “The University of New Mexico is committed to providing a safe and healthy work and educational environment that is free from recognized hazards that could be responsible for injury or illness.” This policy goes on to say, “The ultimate responsibility for safety, however, cannot be delegated as a staff function, it must be assumed by every member of the University community.” This policy goes on to say, “Deans, directors, department heads, and other supervisors should be aware of the health and safety needs of their employees and customers.” So when UNM Planning Officer Mary Kenney says the University doesn’t have an official

Risk Services, there are numerous speed limit signs, including radar signs that track the speed of drivers. The pedestrian crosswalks are all clearly marked with signs and flashing yellow lights. Why is the campus road Camino de Salud, which is just across University Boulevard, any different? The University is planning to spend tens of millions to build a new hospital in this area — is it really asking too much to fix a few road signs and string up some flashing yellow lights?

I tried contacting UNM campus police to see if they could occasionally patrol this campus road and set up a speed trap for the dangerous UNMH drivers. There are always several UNMPD cars parked outside Satellite Coffee while they eat their pastries. UNMPD replied that it wasn’t in its jurisdiction and that would be a job of the Albuquerque police. So I called 242-COPS, but they said it wasn’t their job, either. You would think both departments could work together, but apparently that is not possible.

One has to question the competence of administrators and leaders who are not even able to fix and replace missing safety and road signage to protect their employees.

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Drugs, profanity drive comedy Bad friends, bad decisions add up to excellent show

by Graham Gentz

culture@dailylobo.com We need to start here.

Yes, this play is called “The Motherfucker with the Hat.� You can giggle about it, too, if you like.

It’s fine. “Motherfucker� is a funny word. Richard Pryor discovered its usefulness ages ago.

I hope to see other poetic musing in this pattern, such as “The Asshole with the B.O.� or “That Fat Loser Over There.�

Obviously, the title will strike immediately with its bombastic abrasiveness. Breasts and exploding heads and naughty words have long been a part of movies, and theater is even more open and less regulated than modern movies. But even “Casino� wasn’t called “Motherfucking Casino.�

The rabid profanity is fairly amusing in and of itself, but it feels more like a gimmick than natural speech. It’s less about what is said and more about how it’s said. Admittedly, this is a huge part of comedy. But the language more or less fades to a more normal level after

the first couple of scenes, sticking to using “fuck� as a verb rather than a fucking constant intensifier.

But what’s “The Motherfucker with the Hat� about?

It’s about two hours with no intermission, which seems an odd choice. It’s divided into nine separate scenes, so it wouldn’t have been that difficult to place an intermission.

I hope to see other poetic musing in this pattern, such as “The Asshole with the B.O.� or “That Fat Loser Over There.�

The story, however, is about a series of drug-addicted Puerto Ricans who are living in New York.

They all curse a lot and probably remind you of people you know.

Each character has his or her own set of shortcomings, which causes their collective moralizing to create a massive Venn diagram of poor choices and justifications.

Jackie is our stalwart protagonist,

played by Ed Chavez. Jackie, a former drug dealer recently released from prison, is attempting to get clean from alcohol and anger. The farcical plot is driven

by Jackie‘s poor choices and the terrible people who surround him.

Veronica, played by Alicia Lueras Maldonado, is Jackie’s girlfriend. She continues to use cocaine and probably other drugs, but this is such a minor aspect of her character, which affects events so minimally, that it’s easily forgotten. Although Veronica is the linchpin for virtually all the play’s events, she does and says very little. The play revolves around her, but beyond her bombastic and profane opening scene, she largely disappears for the rest of the play.

Ralph D., played by Eliot Stenzel, is Jackie’s Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor. Stenzel plays a great, slimy blowhard and puts on a truly believable performance.

Ralph has his own set of vices that replace his alcoholic ones, and his negative qualities are compared mainly to Jackie’s during the course of the play. Jackie disagrees with Ralph’s worldview, calling it “your whaddyyacallit,� so Jackie seems

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less educated but is still able to articulate the play’s point.

Victoria is Ralph’s estranged wife, played by Michelle Estrada Allred. Her character is stunningly natural and real. Allred delivers a genuine performance in an unfortunately small role, which seems much more like a real person than a part in a play.

The absolutely most enjoyable performance, however, is Efrain Villa playing the endearingly childlike Julio. Comedy comes easily to Villa and he is consistently amusing.

Although the core characters are chiefly Puerto Ricans and New Yorkers, the head-bobbing sass and comedic vitriol translate well for Albuquerque audiences.

The title itself is the name of a character who never actually ap-

pears, and the repetition of his name is one of the play’s better gags.

Structurally, the writing of the play is effective and savvy with its narrative. Each scene changes the stakes for the characters, and the audience’s knowledge and view of each of the characters changes at the drop of a motherfucking hat.

The scenes near the end, unfortunately, drag quite a bit, as arguing characters tend to repeat themselves and talk in circles.

The play is certainly a crowdpleaser with its dirty jokes and high energy. It is many things, but it is certainly not dry. Perhaps with something like “The Bitch-face with Angina,” the magic can continue.

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