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ISSUE 88.12
Clocktower
JANUARY 29, 2014
UNION COLLEGE
SLOPE STYLE As my board sliced the powder, I felt as if I’d epitomized agility. Two seconds later, I tumbled violently onto my five-year-old CASSANDRA Columbia jacket as my JOHNSON oversized mittens flew into oblivion. A young man skidded over. “Nice coat,” he scoffed, dropping the mittens and weaving out of sight. I winced, not used to having my style critiqued. And because my tailbone was in agony. Slope style is not much different from any other type of style. There are two
schools of slope style: those who dress for comfort, and those who dress to impress. Park rats are part of the latter. Steaze (or style with ease) predominates this school of thought. The key is to appear effortless, which usually requires much thought and research. They ride to impress. And when all eyes are on them as they fly airborne, they have to look the part. Like all styles, these change with the season. As avid boarder and Union student Jake Trana states, “Bright colors and baggy styles used to be very popular, but now it’s starting to be more earthy colors and fitted styles.” His recommendations
Photo courtesy of Jake Trana
Jake Trana taking it steaze-y on the slopes.
for specific brands? “Nitro snowboards, Thirtytwo boots, L1 outerwear, and Union binding company.” The potential downside of steaze? Warmth. After my unfortunate style blunder, I bought into the mindset of my park rat friends and found myself donning a slouchy name-brand coat, shivering my way down the mountain. Sure, I had become more steaze-y, but a day later, I purchased an unstylish wool sweater for warmth. A couple trails over from the park, you’ll find the other side of the coin— those who dress for comfort. Often fiftyyear-old, retired surgeons (and me), these people resemble the younger brother from “A Christmas Story.” The more layers the better—bonus points if you look like the Michelin man. Patagonia, North Face, and Columbia prevail. Conversations on the lift may turn to the newest heated gloves or goggles that project your speed onto the lens. We do not have steaze or boardside flips, but we do have circulation in our toes. Like all of my articles, I’ll end with my signature tip: dress with confidence. Rock your oversized, ridiculous marshmallow coat. Or try to keep up with Jake Trana. Either way, ride with confidence and let your skill speak for itself. CASSANDRA JOHNSON is a senior pursuing a business pre-med degree.
INSIDE THIS ISSUE ► ARE WE AFEARED OF THE BEARD?
UNEXPECTED EXERCISE
POINTS FOR POETRY
NEW LINCOLN SHOPS
OPINION, PAGE 2
SPECIAL INTEREST, PAGE 4
ON CAMPUS, PAGE 3
BUSINESS, PAGE 6