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Dear Mama, how long have you worked for Cigar City Magazine? i look to you for advice in every issue but i missed the first couple of years. -Needing Information Dear Needing Information, i don't work here. i'm a consultant and the last time i looked, my job title was not “information.” So get your big culo up off the couch and it look it up yourself. Coño! -Mama
Dear Mama, is it okay in this day and age not to wear panty hose? i hate the way they feel, but i don’t want to offend anyone by not wearing them to the office. -Hate Panty Hose Dear Hate Panty Hose, What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. -Mama
Dear Mama, My parents just do not understand me. i don’t want to go to college! i have a vision–i’m an artis–and i guess that’s why they just don’t understand me. -No Time For School Dear No Time For School, the fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist, it just means you’re stupid. now do what your parents tell you and go to school. -Mama
Dear Mama, What exactly is your talent or skill other than insulting people? Don’t you think some of your advice can be destructive? -Worried Dear Worried, i have plenty of talent and skill. i just don't give a damn. it is obvious my four teeth are brighter than you. -Mama 46
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