STATUS QUOTES
PYLON FEBRUARY 7, 2017
“I’M ABOUT FIVE SECONDS AWAY FROM CONVINCING MYSELF THAT MY LIFE IS JUST A DREAM.”
“IF I’M NOT IN JAIL, I’LL BE THERE.”
“ALL OF THESE WINDOWS IN THE SCIENCE WING MAKE FOR SOME GREAT SELFIE LIGHTING.”
“DO YOU HEAR THAT CRACKING SOUND? THAT’S THE SOUND OF MY LIFE FALLING APART.”
STATUS QUOTES
The following quotes were heard around the school during random times of the month by Pylon staff members.
“MY MOM’S BREAST MILK WAS SPICY SO I DON’T LIKE HOT TAMALES.”
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“IF MASHED POTATOES WERE A PERSON, I WOULD MARRY THEM.”
“I’M SO HOT I’M GOING TO SWEAT MY EYEBROWS OFF.”