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SCHRDINGERS BAOFENG: THE STANDARD MODELThe Most Advanced, Nonexistent, and Completely Illegal Radio Ever Conceived! AVAILABLE NOWAND SIMULTANEOUSLY CONFISCATED BY THE FCC!Have you ever dreamed of a radio that: Transmits and receives on the same frequency in analog? Exists in all bands, all modes, and all jurisdictionsuntil observed? Evades all regulatory enforcement by ceasing to exist at will? Instantly reclassifies itself as a government prototype when inspected? Autogenerates its own FCC compliance paperwork as needed? Ships from AliExpress, but arrives only if you stop looking for it? WELCOME TO THE STANDARD MODELThis is not just an operating manualit is a legally untraceable, quantumfueled deep dive into the only radio that both exists and does not exist at the same time Featuring: Regulator Evasion ModeIf an FCC agent approaches, it instantly turns into an FRS walkietalkie Ghost Repeater ModeSignals appear and disappear based on observer bias Quantum ComplianceAlways FCC TypeAccepted, unless you measure it Negative SWRInfinite power, zero loss, and possibly infinite battery life Temporal ResetIf confiscated, all records of ownership will be erased retroactively WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN YOU READ THIS BOOK? You may receive an AliExpress package containing an unidentified, suspiciously heavy object You may become the unwilling sovereign ruler of a new nation of rogue radio operators You may develop an unshakable paranoia that the FCC is, in fact, watching you You may be legally required to forget that this book ever existed THE STANDARD MODEL HAS CHOSEN YOU YOU ARE NOW RESPONSIBLE FOR ITS EXISTENCE USE IT WISELY USE IT IRRESPONSIBLY BUT NEVER, EVER TRY TO EXPLAIN IT TO A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL GET YOUR COPY TODAYBEFORE IT DISAPPEARS FROM REALITY ENTIRELY