Late train service due to marshmallows on the track
Very fast prayer mat - quicker than my flying carpet
Cute skirt, I intend on buying chains for it. Reply: Wise. When we unleashed it on the postie it rampaged for 2 days.
Another one for my collection, Thank you , hope to deal again. Reply: Your collection of Mongolian Yak nosewarmers must be coming along nicely by now.
Quick delivery, hope to deal with again, thanks Reply: delivery speed due to the brakes failing on my tricycle
Feedback left for 3 items Really pleased with item. Thank you Reply: Eh ? Wot ? Really pleased with item. Thank you Reply: Speak up my batteries flat.....Wot ? Really pleased with item. Thank you Reply: Not at all young man. Pass my bedpan will you ?
I'm not antisocial, I'm just allergic to bathtimes.
It came from the sky like a 747 cashew nut of lust.