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Pickled Ball
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When the dog thinks you’ve had enough wine.
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I meditate. I do yoga. I still want to smack someone.
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I’m a grown ass woman. I can do what I want.
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Apparently “wine” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates me”
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Dinner’s on Me
How do you like your olives? Medium or rare?
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I don’t know what I would do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life.
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I’m not playing with a full deck.
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Let’s Get Drunkity Drunk Drunk Drunk
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I think I need to stop considering wine as a food.
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If you’ve met my family, you would understand.
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Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday?
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Being a functional adult everyday seems a bit excessive.
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So...Should we eat or drink our feelings tonight?
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I know what year I was born but... I’m bad at math... So I’ll guess my age.
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If you want to stay sober... Don’t come over.
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Retired person with nothing to do.
I don’t give a duck... I’m going to the beach. DM3-227
I’ll have a side of beach with my morning coffee. DM3-231
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When did preparing for a night out mean factoring in a three day hangover?
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Today, wine will be poured Aggresively.
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I’ve completely mastered the ability to forget what I am doing while I’m doing it.
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The kitchen would be clean if peoplw would stop eating here.
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I Have Kids.
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My spirit animal is a grumpy cat who slaps annoying people
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Dogs make me happy. Humans make my head hurt.
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Bitch, I will put you in a trunk and help people look for you.
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My favorite wine? More.
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Mom’s turn to wine.
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I’m doing nothing today because I started yesterday and I’m not finished.
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DM3-210 IDK IDC IDW (I need wine)
I’m only talking to my dog today.
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W-I-N-O-S
I’m never drinking again. Oh wait, there’s wine.
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Women In Need Of Sanity
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This wine won’t pour itself
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The key to happiness... A bad memory
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Never depend on someone to make you happy. That’s what wine’s for.
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I would totally grow my own food if I could find pizza seeds I
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My friends are my voice of reason, sprinkled with a bit of good crazy.
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I won’t be remembered as the woman who kept her mouth shut.
I’m OK with that
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Working 9 to wine.
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I know everything happens for a reason... But WTF?
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A woman cannot survive on wine alone... She also needs friends.
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It Takes A lot of Balls to golf Like I Do!
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I Make Wine Disappear... What’s Your Super Power?
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Alcohol is Definitely The Answer...What Was The Question?
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I’m Only as Strong as the Coffee I Drink and the Girlfriends I have!
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The Good News is I Can Still Touch My Toes... The Bad News is, it’s With My Boobs!
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Give Me Patience, or a Really Big Bottle of Wine With a Straw!
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I Wish I Could Lose Weight As Easily As I Lose My Glasses, Keys, and My Mind!
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I Looked in the Mirror and Wondered...What’s My Mother Doing There!
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My Girlfriends Are Like Fudge...Mostly Sweet With a Few Nuts!
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If We Get Caught...You Are Deaf And I Don’t Speak English
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It’s Important To Be Positive in Life...Right Now I’m Positive I Need A Large Glass of Wine!
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I Don’t Want to Brag; But I Can Still Fit Into The Earrings I Wore In High School!
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I Am One Cocktail Away From...Well... Another Cocktail!
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It’s Exhausting Being Fabulous
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Started My Fruit Diet... So Far So Good!
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FlOUR SACK TOWELS
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Dear Wine, We Had a Deal... You Were Going To Make Me Funnier, Sexier, and a Better Dancer...I Saw the Video...We Need To Talk!
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DM3-122 New Philosophy... I Don’t Give a *#@!
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If Grey Hair is a Sign of Wisdom...I’m a Freak’n Genius!
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I was normal...Three Cats ago
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I Don’t Think Being an Adult is Going to Work For Me
My Girlfriends Support Me Better Than My Bra!
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I Drink Because It’s Not Healthy To Keep Things Bottled Up!
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Does This Come in an Extra-Extra Large?
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Wine is Like Duct Tape... It Fixes Everything!
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Wine Does Not Make You Fat. It Makes You Lean... Against Walls, Chairs, And Funny People
I Don’t Even Believe Myself When I Say I’ll Be Ready In 5 Minutes.
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Today’s Good Mood Is Sponsored By Alcohol.
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Welcome To The Shit Show. Sponsored by Chaos, Caffeine, and Curse Words
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I don’t drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. I’m not an alcoholic... I’m spirited!
So who is this “moderation” everyone’s telling me to drink with?
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In Our Defense, We Weren’t Supervised
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Some Days I Amaze Myself... Other Days I Can’t Find My Glasses
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I Have A Fabulous Therapist... Her name is Mary J. Wana
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Hold on. Let me over think this.
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Without Coffee, I Wouldn’t Be The Perky, Foul Mouthed Delightful Person That I Am. DM3-033
DM3-028 Drinks well with others.
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I Shop Online Because It’s Frowned Upon To Be In A Store With No Bra, Sweatpants And A Glass Of Wine.
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I was born to be wild... Until 9pm.
My mind thinks I’m 16. My humor says I’m 5. My body thinks I’m dead.
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What I planned...
What happened... DM3-026
From a procrastination standpoint...
I’ve been wildly successful DM3-025
Corks are for quitters. DM3-022
Friends are like thighs.... Always sticking together. DM3-024
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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Bring your wine to work day. DM3-023
You’re Bitchy. You Swear Too Much. You Gossip. You Have No Morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
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I Lift Spirits. DM3-018
The problem with being so open minded is, my brain keeps falling out.
HEY MONDAY DM3-014
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I think my guardian angel drinks.
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That’s a horrible idea.
What time?
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Well... Apparently rock bottom has a basement. DM3-015
No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
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I’m too sober for this shit.
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If we get caught... You are deaf and I don’t speak English.
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A day without wine is like... I have no idea.
Corks are for quitters. I was born to be wild... Until 9pm
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My mind thinks I’m 16. My humour says I’m 5. My body thinks I’m dead.
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Never depend on someone to make you happy. That’s what wine’s for.
Drinks well with others.
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It’s exhausting being fabulous
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My friends are my voice of reason, sprinkled with a bit of good crazy.
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I won’t be remembered as the woman who kept heer mouth shut.
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Today’s good mood is sponsored by alcohol
Wine is like duct tape... It fixes everything!
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Pickled Ball
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I meditate. I do yoga. I still want to smack someone.
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When the dog thinks you’ve had enough wine.
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Let’s Get Drunkity Drunk Drunk Drunk
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I’m a grown ass woman. I can do what I want.
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Apparently “wine” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates me”
If you’ve met my family, you would understand.
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Dinner’s on Me
How do you like your olives? Medium or rare?
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I don’t what would do without ccoffee. I’m guessing 25 to life.
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I’m not playing with a full deck.
Being a functional adult everyday seems a bit excessive.
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I know what year I was born but...I’m bad at math... So I’ll guess my age.
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I think I need to stop considering wine as a food.
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Retired person with nothing to do.
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Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday?
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So...Should we eat or drink our feelings tonight?
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On vacation until further notice
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If you want to stay sober... Don’t come over.
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I don’t give a duck... I’m going to the beach.
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I’ll have a side of beach with my morning coffee.
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Dogs make me Happy. Humans make my head hurt.
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The kitchen would be clean if people would stop eating here.
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I have kids.
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I’ve completely mastered the ability to forget what I am doing while I’m doing it.
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Today, wine will be poured. Aggresively.
When did preparing for a night out mean factoring in a three day hangover?
All girlfriends have that one crazy friend. If you don’t know who it is, it’s probably you
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Wine your way out of a bad day.
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My spirit animal is a grumpy cat who slaps annoying people.
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Bitch, I will put you in a trunk and help people look for you.
No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
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That’s a horrible idea. What time?
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I think my guardian angel drinks.
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Talk Birdie to Me
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You’re Bitchy. You Swear Too Much. You Gossip. You Have No Morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
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Corks are for quitters.
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Bring your wine to work day.
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My mind thinks I’m 16.
My humor says I’m 5. My body thinks I’m dead.
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I was born to be wild... Until 9pm.
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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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Friends are like thighs.... Always sticking together.
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Drinks well with others.
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What I planned... What happened...
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Hold On.
Let me over think this.
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I Shop Online Because It’s Frowned Upon To Be In A Store With No Bra, Sweatpants And A Glass Of Wine.
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In our defense, we weren’t supervised
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Without Coffee, I Wouldn’t Be The Perky, Foul Mouthed Delightful Person That I Am.
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Welcome to the Shit Show... Sponsered by chaos, caffeine, and curse words.
Today’s Good Mood Is Sponsored By Alcohol.
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I Have A Fabulous Therapist... Her name is Mary J. Wana
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I don’t even believe myself when I say I will be ready in 5 minutes.
Partners in Wine
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Some Days I Amaze Myself... Other Days I Can’t Find My Glasses.
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I don’t drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits, I’m not an alcoholic... I’m spiritual.
Friends Until the end of wine
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A Day Without Wine Is Like... I Have No Idea.
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Give Me Coffee to Change the Things I Can Change and Wine to Accept The Things I Can’t!
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Some Days I Amaze Myself. Other Days I look For My Phone While I’m On It.
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My Glass is Half Empty! Call Wine-One-One
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Some Days Should Come WIth a Delete Button!
I Don’t Think Being an Adult is Going to Work For Me.
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I can deal with anything with the right drink and my girlfriends!
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I Was Normal... Three Cats Ago!
My train of thought left without mev
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I Drink Because It’s Not Healthy To Keep Things Bottled Up.
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My Girlfriends Support Me Better Than My Bra!
New Philosophy... I don’t give a *#@!
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Dear Wine, We Had a Deal... You Were Going To Make Me Funnier, Sexier, and a Better Dancer...I Saw the Video...We Need To Talk!
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Should we have one more glass of wine?
Just one more? Glass? Bottle? Barrel?...Vineyard?
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It’s Exhausting Being Fabulous!
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This Wine Tastes a Lot Like I’m Not Going to Work Tomorrow.
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I Don’t Want To Brag But I Can Still Fit Into The Earrings I Wore In High School.
Partners in Crime.
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I Am One Cocktail Away From Well... Another Cocktail!
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If We Get Caught, You are Deaf and I Don’t Speak English.
We will be friends until the end...No matter how big our ends get!
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It’s Important to Be Positive in Life... Right Now
I’m Positive I Need A Large Glass of Wine!
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My Girlfriends are Like Fudge...Mostly Sweet With a Few Nuts.
We’ve Been Friends For So Long, I Can’t Remember Which One of Us Is The Bad Influence.
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I Looked in the Mirror and wondered...What’s my Mother doing there?
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The good news is I can still touch my toes... The bad news is, it’s with my boobs
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My Measurements Are The Same ...They’re Just Ten Inches Lower.
I’m Only As Strong as the Coffee I Drink and the Girlfriends I Have.
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A woman cannot survive on wine alone... She also needs friends.
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I just ate my willpower!
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DM1-186 No Coffee No Workee
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I make wine disappear... What’s your superpower?
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I know everything happens for a reason...
But WTF?
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I won’t be remembered as the woman who kept her mouth shut. I’m OK with that
I was planning to be productive today, but then I got on Facebook
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It takes a lot of balls to golf like I do.
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I would totally grow my own food if I could find pizza seeds
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Never depend on someone to make you happy. That’s what wine’s for.
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I’m doing nothing today because I started yesterday and I’m not finished.
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I’m never drinking again. Oh wait, there’s wine.
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I’m only talking to my dog today.
Mom’s turn to wine.
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My favorite wine? More.
The Kitchen Would be clean if people woudl stop eating here.
I meditate. I do yoga. I still want to smack someone.
Pickled Ball When the dog thinks you’ve had enough wine.
Dinner’s on Me
How do you like your olives? Medium or rare?
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Today Wine will be porued Aggressively.
I’m a grown ass woman. I can do what I want.
If you’ve met my family, you would understand.
Being a functional adult everyday seems a bit excessive.
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I know what year I was born but... I’m bad at math... So I’ll guess my age.
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I think I need to stop considering wine as a food.
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If you want to stay sober... Don’t come over.
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Resting Beach Face
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DM2-009 Warning Retired person with nothing to do.
Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday?
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DM2-010 Tan & Tipsy
Ooooh Cabana Boy...
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On vacation until further notice
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So...Should we eat or drink our feelings tonight?
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DM2-011 Happy Place
I’ll have a side of beach with my morning coffee.
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A woman cannot survive on wine alone... She also needs friends.
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I know everything happens for a reason... But WTF?
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I won’t be remembered as the woman who kept her mouth shut. I’m OK with that
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I would totally grow my own food if I could find pizza seeds
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I’m doing nothing today because I started yesterday and I’m not finished.
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I’m never drinking again. Oh wait, there’s wine.
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I’m only talking to my dog today.
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May favorite wine? More.
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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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Corks are for quitters.
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Today’s Good Mood is Sponsored By Wine.
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I Don’t Think Being an Adult Is Going To Work For Me!
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I Cant Deal With Anything With The Right Drink and My Girlfriends!
DM2-105
My Train of Thought Left Without Me!
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From a procrastination standpoint... I’ve been wildly successful
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I Drink Because It’s Not Healthy To Keep Things Bottled Up!
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New Philosophy... I Don’t Give a *#@!
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I was Born To Be Wild... Until 9 PM.
DM2-028
I Was Normal... Three Cats Ago!
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I Am One Cocktail Away From... Well...Another Cocktail!
DM2-138
A Day Without Wine is Like... Yeah Just Kidding I Have No Idea!
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Wine is Like Duct Tape... It Fixes Everything
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Without Coffee, I Wouldn’t Be The Perky, Foul Mouthed Delightful Person That I Am.
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Friends Until The End of Wine!
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I Came. I Saw. I Had Stress I Left.
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Partners In Wine
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I Don’t Even Believe Myself When I Say I’ll Be Ready In 5 Minutes.
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I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best.
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Wine Takes The Bitch Right Out Of Me
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Welcome To The Shit Show...Sponsored By Chaos, Caffeine, And Curse Words.
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Find My Purpose? At this age, I’m lucky I can find my glasses
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I Wish I Could Lose Weight As Easily As I Lose My Glasses, Keys, And My Mind!
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Here’s to Alcohol
The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
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I’m too sober for this shit.
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Well...
Apparently rock bottom has a basement.
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Wine you way out of a bad day.
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No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
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Hey Monday
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Real Queens fix each other’s crowns.
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That’s a horrible idea. What time?
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I’m Only As Strong as The Coffee I Drink and the Girlfriends I Have!
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I Don’t Want to Brag, But I Can Still Fit Into The Earrings I Wore In High School!
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I think guardian angel drinks.
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No Coffee, No Workee!
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From a procrastination standpoint, I’ve been wildly successful
I shop online becuase it’s frowned upoon with no bra on, sweatpants, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the Shit Show. Sposored by chaos, caffeine, and curse words.
I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes
Wine is Like Duct Tape... It Fixes Everything!
A day without wine is like... Yeah, just kidding I have no idea!
I can deal with anything with the right drink and my girlfriends!
I drink becasue it’s nto healthy to keep things bottled up!
I don’t think being an adult is going to work for me
Should we have one more glass of wine? Just one more? Glass? Bottle? Barrel?...Vinyard?
It’s exhausting being fabulous
If we get caught...You are deaf and I don’t speak English
I’ve completely mastered the ability to forget what I am doing while I’m doing it.
The More People I meet, The more I like my dog Corks are for quitters DM7-020
If We Get Caught... You Are Deaf and I Don’t Speak English.
I’m doing nothing today because I started yesterday and I’m not finished.
I’m never drinking again. Oh wait, there’s wine.
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