Langwarrin co-captains Blake Peach and Blake Harkness hold the premier ship cup aloft after a hard-fought Grand Final win last weekend. The Kangaroos went undefeated all season, and ended their year in style. See sports Page 19.
Kingston Council now wants the plan ning minister to grant it interim plan ning controls at the site so that it can have more control over its future.
matter will be referred to VCAT. This has left the community very vulner able to a poor planning outcome,” he said. “Council has continued to ask for interim controls to be put in place to protect the community while the complex process for introducing per manent controls is completed. The minister has one last chance to imme diately act to ensure a fair process is established for all parties and to pro tect the Patterson Lakes community once and for all.”
Picture: Paul Stan Churcher
was contacted for comment. Council is currently undertaking consultation on permanent planning scheme control changes at Endeavour Cove.VCAT is expected to consider the 10-storey Endeavour Cove proposal, and a reduction in parking at the site, later this month. Staikos said “the cart should not be put before the horse, and the planning scheme amendment should be tested before the applica tion is considered.
THE fate of a proposal to build a 10-storey development at the contro versial Endeavour Cove precinct in Patterson lakes looked set to be de cided by KingstonVCAT.Council publicly called for the planning minister to call-in the proposal for 64 Pier One Drive in July, but was not successful. Council now expects the matter to be heard by
‘Last chance’
Planning minister Lizzie Blandthorn
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The mayor Steve Staikos said that
The Endeavour Cove precinct has a long history, and is subject to complex planning controls. Plans to develop the site were first formed in the 1980s, and the planning decisions made in the following decades have been the focus of an Ombudsman investigation.
Brodie brodie@baysidenews.com.auCowburn to intervene at Endeavour Cove - mayor
Kingston Council “took swift ac tion to prepare the planning scheme amendment and consult our commu nity following our review of the report by the Victorian Ombudsman tabled in Parliament in October 2021 (...) The purpose of lodging our interim con trols in February this year, was for the minister to ensure a proper planning process is “Unfortunately,followed.the deadline for the Victorian planning minister to in tervene and call in the development application has now passed, and the
the Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribunal imminently.
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their bodies are capable of.” VicHealth’s This Girl Can week is also this week. This Girl Can ambassador Miranda will help host an event at her roller derby club this week to help get more women and girls involved.Sk8house Carrum Downs at 2 Amayla Crescent will host a come and try event on 15 September, 7pm to 8pm.
mentary Strong Women
Initiative aims to get women into sport
TWO events to help encourage women to get involved with sports are being held this week.
ROLLER Derby enthusiast Miranda with daughter Riley. Picture: Supplied
The Strong Sisters Movement started as a result of the ABC docu-
Documentary co-creators Corinne Innes and Alexandra Gaulupeau said “the Strong Sisters Movement will help make a true impact on the welfare and positive health of Australian women, encouraging women to build their strength, improve their confi dence, boost body positivity and open meaningful conversations about mental health. These Come & Try events will be an exceptional opportunity for women to get in touch with their own strength and power through a variety of sports, and learn first-hand what
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A free multisports day is being hosted by the Strong Sisters Australia Movement in Carrum Downs this weekend.Women and girls who attend will be able to play cricket, football, soccer, tennis, hockey, archery, and more. The day runs from 12pm to 5pm at Carrum Downs Recreation Reserve on 17 September.
WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU!
The Queen visited Australia 16 times during her reign. During her 1986 visit she made an appear ance at Ballam Park Technical School.
QUEEN Elizabeth II and Prince Phillip at Ballam Park Technical School in 1986. Pictures: Trevor Hyde
Queen Elizabeth II delivered a speech to students on the day. She then set off for HMAS Cerberus.
QUEEN Elizabeth II at a parade at HMAS Cerberus. The Royal Yacht, Britannia, in Western Port Bay.
A TOUR of Australia in 1986 saw Queen Elizabeth II make her way to Frankston.
Queen Elizabeth II died in Scotland at age 96 last week. Her death has set off a wave of mourning around the globe.
Ballam Park Technical School became what is now McClelland College after a merger.
Queen’s Frankston visit remembered
March, 1986. Reports from the time stated that around 2000 children welcomed The Queen to the school.
The Queen made her visit to Frankston on 7
You will want to be on the COVER OF THE ROLLING STONE while SHARIN THE NIGHT TOGETHER with SYVIAS MOTHER, coz she is the SWEETEST OF ALL.
Kingston Council says it contacted the plan ning minister asking for the application to be called in on 1 August. In a statement, council says that there are “significant inconsistencies between the building application and council’s intended planning scheme amendment for the Endeavour Cove precinct.”
Some of you could’ve been in a STONED and I MISSED IT situation?
Full of music, costumes, comedy and laughter that simply entertain, the audience is guaranteed to enjoy the show so much they most definitely will not be stoned and miss it!
Remember when you were ONLY 16, Dr Hook songs were all over the radio!
And when your BABY MAKES HER BLUE JEANS TALK send her out to the JUNGLE TO THE ZOO, and if YOU MAKE MY PANTS WANNA GET UP n DANCE, don’t leave it YEARS FROM
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The facilities will be used by Chelsea Junior Football Club, Chelsea Football Netball Club and the Chelsea Cricket Club.
But if you WALK RIGHT IN to the Hooked Show, with those SEXY EYES, you’ll know only GIRLS CAN GET IT and most likely will want a LITTLE BIT MORE as you’ll be UP ON THE MOUNTAIN … MAKIN IT BIG singing along having fun with the fantastic music of Dr Hook and the Medicine Show.
(“Incompetence blamed for Cove decisions”, The News, 20/10/21).
Planning Pavilionconsultationcontrolunderwayworkscomplete
DR HOOK AND THE MEDICINE SHOW TRIBUTE
Peninsula Health has confirmed that it has taken on 180 new staff through the transition.
Dr Hook and the Medicine Show Tribute will be performing at Frankston Arts Centre on Friday 14 October at 8pm. Book at thefac. com.au or call 03 9784 1060.
ous owners during the last five months, and we are extremely happy to have more than 180 new colleagues join us at Peninsula Health.”
The state government is spending $1.5 billion on its COVID catch up plan to shorten the elec tive surgery waitlist.
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Frankston Private Hospital’s transformation is just one of the major health projects happening in Frankston. Works on the $1.18 billion rede velopment of Frankston Hospital are underway, and the state government recently announced that an urgent care center will open next to it to ease the pressure on the emergency department.
The Ombudsman found that council ap proved plans for a three-storey development in 1999, a 40-lot subdivision in 2003, a five storey development in 2005, a four-storey development in 2009, two five-storey buildings in 2011, a rezoning in 2012, a six-storey building in 2013, and three multi-storey developments in 2018
In late 2019 VCAT rejected a parking reduc tion for a planned 10 storey building at the Endeavour Cove. Earlier this year Kingston Council coughed up $60,000 at a VCAT hearing to stop development in areas where council ap proved permits in 2018 for two years (“Rate payers cover legal fees for Cove hearing”, The News,Submissions13/4/22).are open on planning scheme amendment C205 until 4 October. To read more or make a submission visit yourkingstonyoursay. com.au/c205
BABY!Lets make it MORE LIKE THE MOVIES as the guys from Hooked take you back in time to Dr Hooks fantastic – Crazy – entertaining antics from the days of old!
THE new changerooms at Chelsea Recreation Reserve are officially open.
FRANKSTON MP Paul Edbrooke, Premier Daniel Andrews, and health minister Mary-Anne Thomas at the Frankston Public Surgical Centre. Picture: Supplied
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Hooked - a bunch of musicians that simply love Dr Hook with the madness, and they simply love to entertain and do it live – no tracks.Don’t miss this crazy mixed up show or you’ll be - STONED and you’ll MISS IT!
RE-LIVE the era of Dr Hook with the show band Hooked – Dr Hook and the Medicine Show Tribute as they take you back to the songs and antics that Dr Hook were well known which made them one of the greatest bands in the world.
An upgraded pavilion at Le Page Park Cricket Club at Cheltenham also opened last week. The two projects cost the state government $280,000.Community sports minister Ros Spence said that the new facilities would cater for women playing at the clubs. “Women and girls deserve the same opportunities as men in commu nity sport and that’s why these upgrades at Cheltenham and Chelsea are so important,” she said. “We’re investing in female friendly
PAGE 4 Chelsea Mordialloc Mentone News 14 September 2022 NEWS DESK Performing at Frankston Arts Centre Friday October 14, 8PM Tickets: $69.90 Conc: $62.90 U16: $50.90 Book at thefac.com.au or 03 9784 Hooked1060DrHookandtheMedicineShowTributeAnniversary50thofDrHook!
changerooms and upgrades at community sports grounds so everyone can get involved and get active.”Kingston mayor Steve Staikos said that the project “are not just physical improvements to facilities but represent another important step in providing the necessary infrastructure to give Kingston’s women and girls equal access to sports.”“Allthe proud resident clubs now have what they need to build on their wonderful achieve ments and take local sport into the future without the barriers that have prevented many women and girls from participating across all the codes,” he said.
NOW – pick up the phone and book yourself a seat – you’ll never know … ROLAND THE ROADIE could be there!
“The opening of Frankston Public Surgical Centre is an exciting step for Peninsula Health and the broader community, as it gives us the op portunity to provide up to 9,000 elective surger ies per year, which will have a significant impact on local Mornington Peninsula and Frankston residents,” Peninsula Health acting chief execu tive Helen Cooper said. “The staff have been incredibly supportive and collaborative as we have transitioned the operations from the previ
New surgery hospital will have ‘significant impact’
The collision occurred at around 9pm on 7 September on Ballarto Road. Police allege a white Ford Ranger stolen from Somerville on 25 July was involved.TheFord Ranger was traveling north on Westernport Highway when the driver allegedly ran a red light and crashed into an oncoming car. The two Ford Ranger occupants then fled on foot.There were two people in
On 1 September police raided a commercial address on Station Street in Frankston. There they allegedly seized 23 imitation firearms, 33 knives, 15 machetes, 14 foldable knives, a hatchet, and a sword.
Her driver’s license was suspended for a year.
A CAR of interest to police. They are looking into a two-car crash in Skye. Picture: Supplied
the other car. The 49-year-old woman driving was taken to hospital with non-life-threatening injuries, and the passenger had noPoliceinjuries.have released an image of a vehicle as part of their investigation. Anyone with information about it can contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 or at www.crimestoppersvic. com.au
Police have arrested a 46-year-old Frankston man. They say he will be charged on summons with selling a controlled weapon to a child, sell or advertise prohibited weapons, and sell or advertise for sale imitation firearms.
Police breath tested the driver, a 24-year-old Frankston woman. She allegedly blew 0.124.
Sword seized
The car crashed into the pole on Young Street at around 1.30am on 4 September.
No injuries in crash
Collision under police investigation
A SWORD was among the items seized by police from a Frankston property earlier this month.
THE occupants of a car which smashed into a pole in Frankston have escaped without injury.
THE aftermath of a crash on Young Street. Picture: Supplied
Frankston acting inspector Ian Pregnell said “any form of weapon, be it knives or imitation firearms have the potential to cause significant alarm in the community. When used
POLICE are looking into a car crash involving an allegedly stolen car in Skye last week.
in serious and violent crime, they can tear families apart, terrify victims and threaten the wellbeing of society.”
Police patrol with Brodie Cowburn
Chelsea Mordialloc Mentone News 14 September 2022 PAGE 5 EVENT $140 pp 3 DINNERCOURSE Join us at Moonah Links for an evening of Whisky tasting with Brand Ambassador and expert, Tom Scott. Tom will take you through 7 Whisky tastings where Scottish made Whisky and Japanese made Whisky go head-to-head and battle it out for you to determine which is the ultimate Whisky! You will learn interesting facts, history and stories about each Whisky, all while enjoying a three course dinner curated by Head Chef, Dipen Patel. ...And just when you didn't think it could get any better, you also get to take home a complimentary bottle of Japanese Whisky! SCAN HERE TOTICKETSPURCHASE 55 Peter Thomson Drive, Fingal 3939 5988 2000 | www.moonahlinks.com.au Kingston is in the final stages of adopting new housing zones that will direct building heights, setbacks and landscaping in our neighbourhoods. All Councils are required by the Victorian Government to adopt new zones. Kingston adopted its Housing Strategy and Neighbourhood Character Study in 2021 with community input. Look up your proposed zone Visit housing.kingston.vic.gov.au to see which zone, growth area and neighbourhood character type has been proposed for your property. The majority of Kingston homes will have zero or minimal change. Find out more For further information on this project visit: Youyourkingstonyoursay.com.au/C203canalso: > attend an online webinar to hear more > book a one-on-one session with a Planner If you have any questions about the project, contact the project team strategicplanning@kingston.vic.gov.auat:1300653356andpress2forplanning Before the GovernmentVictorianapproves any changes to our Planning Scheme another round of community consultation is underway. .au/C203yourkingstonyoursay.com Consultation closes on Thursday 29 September 2022. Submissions must be lodged in writing. Have your say CONSULTATION NOW OPEN www.baysidenews.com.au community An voice community Chelsea Mordialloc Mentone www.searoad.com.auJumpaboardtheseschoolholidays FREE*onboardactivities Ratepayers cover legal costs for Cove hearing independent Chelsea Mordialloc ACTIVITIESFREEON onboardactivities Ratepayers cover legal costs for Cove hearing To advertise in the Chelsea callMentoneMordiallocNews Anton on 0411 119 379 or email anton@mpnews.com.au Chelsea – Mordialloc www.baysidenews.com.au Did you know... you can view our papers online Bayside
“The Frankston community can rest assured that we will continue to thoroughly investigate any reports of weapons being sighted, sold, or advertised and do everything in our power to ensure such weapons never make it to the streets,” he said.
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These intrepid teams sure are making up for lost time now the world’s borders are open, racking up plenty of fresh stamps in their passports as they race around the globe in their bid to claim $250,000. Tonight, the competitors head from the Colombian capital Bogota to Medellin, known as the City of Eternal Spring. Here, they must climb 220m up to the summit of La Piedra del Peñol, where they must choose between replicating a flower bouquet or visiting a coffee plantation to sort through a sack of beans. Host Beau Ryan (pictured) is the friendly face guiding them along the way.
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6am Master Cheng: A Spice For Life. Continued. (2019, PG) 7.50 Asterix At The Olympic Games. (2008, PG, French) 10.00 Entrapment. (1999) 12.10pm Made In Dagenham. (2010, M) 2.10 Esio Trot. (2015, PG) 3.50 The Red Turtle. (2016, PG, No dialogue) 5.20 Complicity. (2018, PG, Japanese) 7.30 The Sense Of An Ending. (2017, M) 9.30 The Client. (1994) 11.45 Late Programs.
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The competition is heating up for the next room reveal, as the competitors (including Ankur and Sharon, both pictured) show off their all-important kitchens. Darren Palmer will no doubt be on the lookout to see if these latest offerings adhere to his “five-zone kitchen” ideals, as he and fellow judges Shaynna Blaze and Neale Whitaker cast a critical eye over them. There’s no doubt the country location of this year’s series has been a breath of fresh air.
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Many will agree that he had it coming – Commander Fred Waterford (Joseph Fiennes) was brutally murdered in the closing scenes of season four. But that begs the question: whose time is up in the fifth season of this intensely dark and depressing dystopian drama? June (Elisabeth Moss, pictured) and Serena (Yvonne Strahovski) are either on a path to destruction or redemption as the worlds of free Canada and totalitarian Gilead collide in this double-episode return.
ABC TV (2) SBS (3) 6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Australian Story. (R) 10.30 That Pacific Sports Show. (R) 11.00 Rick Stein’s Secret France. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Win The Week. (PG, R) 1.30 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL. (M, R) 2.00 The Durrells. (PG, R) 3.00 Escape From The City. (R) 4.00 Think Tank. (R) 4.55 Anh’s Brush With Fame. (PG, R) 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 6.00 WorldWatch. 9.05 Peer To Peer. (PG) 10.05 Food Markets: In The Belly Of The City. 11.05 Grayson’s Art Club. (PG) 12.00 WorldWatch. 2.05 Greek Island Odyssey With Bettany Hughes. (PGa, R) 3.00 Going Places. (R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (PG, R) 3.40 The Cook Up. (PG, R) 4.10 Supervet Specials. (PGa, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 Farmer Wants A Wife. (PGl, R) 1.30 Surveillance Oz. (PG, R) 2.00 Kochie’s Business Builders. 2.30 Border Patrol. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia. 6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 1.00 After The Verdict. (Mv, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. (R) 6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 Bold. (PG, R) 8.00 10 News First: Breakfast. 8.30 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGa, R) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.00 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Food Trail: South Africa. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG) 5.00 10 News First. Brain
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1.30pm The Last Land: Gespe’gewa’gi. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 Going Native. 3.00 Jarjums. 4.35 Spartakus And The Sun Beneath The Sea. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 The 77 Percent. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Land Of Primates. 7.30 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. 8.30 The Porter. 9.25 MOVIE: Resurrecting The Champ. (2007, M) 11.25 Late Programs. N ITV (34)
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Despite the next US presidential election being two years away, Chas Licciardello and John Barron are never short of juicy tidbits, public missteps and news from the American political scene to discuss and dissect each week. In this series return, the wry duo will preview the run-up to November’s mid-term elections –historically, they see whatever party is in power at the time lose seats in Congress. The events and how they affect what might happen in 2024 will no doubt provoke some fascinating insights from the pair. Even if you don’t have the interestslightestinUSpolitics,thehostsmakeeventhedriestofpoliticaltopicsfunandinteresting.
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6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Til Ex Do Us Part. (2018, Mav, R) Kelly Sullivan, Anna Van Hooft, Dan Payne. 1.45 Honey: Queen Elizabeth II. (PGa, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. (R)
SBS 1.10 ABC News Update. 1.15 Close. 5.00 Twirlywoos. 5.15 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.20 Pocoyo. 5.30 Guess How Much I Love You. 5.40 Late Programs.
6.00 WorldWatch. 9.10 The Autistic Gardener. (PG) 10.05 Earth’s Natural Wonders. 11.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs. (PG) 12.00 WorldWatch. 2.00 Motorcycle Racing. FIM Superbike World Championship. Round 7. Highlights. 3.05 Hunt For Shackleton’s Ice Ship. (PGal, R) 4.40 The Great Train Robbery: Hidden Tapes. (PGl, R) 5.35 Secrets Of The Imperial War Museum. (PG)
7.30 Seven News. 8.30 MOVIE: Jack Reacher: Never Go Back. (2016, Mv, R) Jack Reacher comes to the aid of a US Army officer he suspects is the victim of a conspiracy, only to find himself framed for murder and his estranged teenage daughter in the sights of the killers. Tom Cruise, Cobie Smulders, Danika Yarosh. 11.00 MOVIE: X-Men. (2000, Mhv, R) Mutants struggle for supremacy. Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart. 1.05 To Be Advised. 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 It’s Academic. (R) Hosted by Simon Reeve. 5.00 House Of Wellness. (PGan, R)
7.30 The Living Room. Miguel Maestre helps throw a surprise 60th anniversary seafood lunch.
6.30 SBS World News.
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6am Morning Programs. 2pm Shortland St. 2.30 Going Native. 3.00 Jarjums. 4.35 Spartakus And The Sun Beneath The Sea. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 NITV News: Nula. 6.00 Bamay. 6.40 Land Of Primates. 7.30 MOVIE: Pound Puppies And The Legend Of Big Paw. (1988, PG) 8.55 First Nations Bedtime Stories. 9.05 Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman. 9.55 On The Road. 10.55 Late Programs.
A maverick detective quits the force.
6am Children’s Programs. Noon The Bionic Woman. 1.00 Baywatch. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 Children’s Programs. 5.40 MOVIE: (2009, (1996) (2020,
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10.55 Silent Witness. (Mav, R) 12.00 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)
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10.30 ABC Late News. Detailed coverage of the day’s events.
9.30 Just For Laughs Australia. (Mls, R) Stand-up comedy performances from Adam Christie, Nikki Osborne and Luke Heggie.
10.30 The Project. (R) Special guest is Kane Brown.
6.00 Seven News.
5.00
8.30 Hampton Court: Behind Closed Doors. (PG) Part 1 of 2.
9.25 World’s Greatest Hotels: Bellagio, Las Vegas. (R) Takes a look at The Bellagio in Las Vegas.
PG) 7.30 MOVIE: Space Jam.
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10.45 Das Boot. (Mav, R)
MA15+) 11.20 Paranormal Caught On Camera. 12.20am Stunt Science. 1.15 Race Across The World. 2.30 Adv Time. 3.00 Late Programs. 6am Morning Programs. Noon Border Security. 12.15 Pawn Stars. 12.45 No Man’s Land. 1.45 Hard Knocks. 3.00 Timbersports. 3.30 Pawn Stars UK. 4.00 Pawn Stars Sth Africa. 4.30 Storage Wars: TX. 5.00 Football. AFL Women’s. Round 4. North Melbourne v Geelong. 7.00 AFL: Friday Night Countdown. 7.30 MOVIE: Hidden Figures. (2016, PG) 10.05 MOVIE: Cradle 2 The Grave. (2003, MA15+) 12.20am Late Programs.
6am WorldWatch. 9.30 Shortland St. 11.00 The Therapist. Noon Long Shot. 12.25 Stoned Moms. 12.50 Speed With Guy Martin. 1.45 Noisey. 2.35 Over The Black Dot. 3.05 Yokayi Footy. 4.00 WorldWatch. 5.30 Insight. 6.30 Domino Masters. 7.30 Impossible Engineering. 8.30 The Good Fight. 9.30 The Handmaid’s Tale. 11.30 Hoarders. 1.10am The Devil You Know. 2.50 NHK World English News. 5.00 Al Jazeera. SBS VICELAND (31)6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Shaun The Sheep. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 QI. 8.30 Celia Pacquola: All Talk. (Premiere) 9.30 Sammy J. 9.35 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 10.00 Would I Lie To You? 10.30 Doctor Who. 11.15 Friday Night Dinner. 11.40 Brassic. 12.25am David Attenborough’s Global Adventure. 1.15 ABC News Update. 1.20 Close. 5.00 Twirlywoos. 5.15 Late Programs. ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Morning Programs. 6.55 A Monster In Paris. (2011, French) 8.35 Sheep And Wolves. (2016, PG) 10.10 The Client. (1994) 12.25pm The Sense Of An Ending. (2017, M) 2.25 Complicity. (2018, PG, Japanese) 4.35 Manon Des Sources. (1986, PG, French) 6.35 The Forbidden Kingdom. (2008, PG) 8.30 Panic Room. (2002, MA15+) 10.35 Lovers. (2020, French) 12.30am Late Programs. 6am Morning Programs. 2.10pm Always Was Always Will Be. 2.45 Bamay.
Noon The
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6.10 Extraordinary Escapes: Sanetra Sarker.
6.00 Reel Action. (R) 6.30 Leading The Way. 7.00 Escape Fishing. (R) 7.30 4x4 Adventures. (R) 8.30 What’s Up Down Under. (R) 9.30 St10. (PG) 12.00 Luxury Escapes. (R) 12.30 Living Room. (R) 1.30 Healthy Homes Aust. 2.00 Buy To Build. 2.30 Planet Shapers. 3.00 What’s Up Down Under. (PGs) 3.30 Taste Of Aust. (R) 4.00 Ultimate Classroom. (R) 4.30 Food Trail: South Africa. 5.00 News. (Return, PG) by Sandi Toksvig.
8.30 Baptiste. (Malv) In the chaotic aftermath of the shooting, Emma’s only hope is to find her other son Will.
9GO! (93) Home Shopping. 8.00 Motor Racing. Formula 1. Race 16. Italian Grand Prix. Replay. 9.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 9.30 iFish. 10.00 MacGyver. Noon The Code. 1.00 Blue Bloods. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.30 MacGyver. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Blue Bloods. 10.20 Evil. 11.15 Star Trek: Discovery. 12.15am Shopping. 2.15 Late Programs.
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6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Friends. 7.30 Seinfeld. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.30 The King Of Queens. 12.30pm Frasier. 1.30 Seinfeld. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Mom. 10.30 Charmed. (Final) 11.30 Frasier. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.
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6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 Bold. (PG, R) 8.00 10 News First: Breakfast. 8.30 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGa, R) 1.00 Living Room. (PG, R) 2.00 Ent. Tonight. 2.30 Ultimate Classroom. (Premiere) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG) 5.00 10 News First.
7.35 Lost Treasures Of Ancient Rome: Herculaneum. (Final, PG) Takes a look at Herculaneum.
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7.30 Football. AFL. First Preliminary Final. Geelong v Brisbane Lions. From the MCG. 10.30 AFL Post-Game Show. Post-game discussion and interviews. 11.00 Armchair Experts. (M)
9.45 NRL Finals Footy Post-Match. A post-match NRL wrap up of the first semi-final between the Eels and the Raiders, with expert analysis and player interviews.
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VICELAND (31)6am Children’s Programs. 7pm Andy And The Band. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Hard Quiz. 8.30 MOVIE: The Railway Man. (2013, M) 10.25 Doctor Who. 11.10 Ghosts. 11.40 Red Dwarf. 12.10am Ross Noble: Stand Up Series. 12.40 Motherland.
7.30 Gardening Australia. Costa Georgiadis learns about wetlands.
10.45 Doc Martin. (PG, R) Martin has his second medical council assessment.
10.00 Just For Laughs Uncut. (MA15+ls, R) Hosted by Nikki Osborne.
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7.00 Better Homes And Gardens. Johanna Griggs and Pete Colquhoun go on a tour of Arc House. Adam Doville builds an elegant study nook.
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Jesse Stone: Innocents Lost. (2011, Mav) 2.00 House Of Wellness. (PG) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.
6.30 SBS World News.
11.45 MOVIE: Apocalypse Now Redux. (1979, MA15+alv, R) Martin Sheen, Marlon Brando, Robert Duvall. 3.30 Kubrick In His Own Words. (MA15+av, R) 4.40 Bamay. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.15 France 24 Feature. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
6.00 Luxury Escapes. Sophie Falkiner heads to Canada’s West. 6.30 Bondi Rescue. (PGal, R) Monster waves lash Bondi. 7.00 The Dog House. (PG, R) Follows a team of devoted matchmakers as they pair homeless dogs with hopeful companions. 8.00 Ambulance. (Ml) In Lancashire, an ambulance crew is urgently dispatched to help a baby who has stopped breathing. 10.00 To Be Advised. 11.00 NCIS. (Mv, R) Sloane has a secret admirer. 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) Authentic. (PG) 5.00 The Talk. (PGa, R) 2.50 Hockey. WA Men’s Field Hockey. Premier Division 1. 4.20 Hockey. WA Women’s Field Hockey. Premier Division 1. 5.50 Songs From The Inside. 6.20 Kriol Kitchen. 6.50 News. 7.00 True North Calling. 7.30 First Australians. 8.30 The Wrestlers. 9.30 MOVIE: Resurrecting The Champ. (2007, M) 11.30 Late Programs.
12.50 Summer Love. (PG, R)
6.00 Nine News Saturday. 7.00 Rugby League. NRL Finals Series. Second semi-final. 9.45 NRL Finals Footy PostMatch. A post-match NRL wrap up of the second semi-final, with expert analysis and player interviews. 10.30 MOVIE: The Dead Pool. (1988, Mdlv, R) A cop investigates the game of “dead pool”. Clint Eastwood. 12.30 Endangered: South Africa. (PG, R) 1.30 Drive TV. (R) 2.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) Global Shop. (R) TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) Skippy The Bush Kangaroo. (R)
6.00 The Drum. Analysis of the day’s news. 7.00 ABC News. Takes a look at today’s top stories.
6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Q+A. (R) 11.00 The Best Of Back Roads. (PG, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Savage River. (Madl, R) 1.55 Australia’s Lost Impressionist. (PG, R) 3.05 Escape From The City. (R) 4.00 Think Tank. (PG, R) 5.00 Anh’s Brush With Fame. (PG, R) 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)
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7.00 ABC News. Takes a look at today’s top stories. 7.30 Death In Paradise. (Mv, R) A zoo owner is poisoned by a dart. 8.30 Miniseries: Marriage. (Ml) Part 3 of 4. Emma attends a legal conference with her boss while Ian waits at home. 9.30 Summer Love. (Ml, R) When a couple care for a joey, they are forced to consider what it would mean to be actual parents. 10.00 Savage River. (Madl, R) Hugh goes missing.
6.30 The Project. Special guest is Kane Brown.
6am Home Shopping. 9.00 The Doctors. 10.00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures. 11.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 11.30 Healthy Homes Australia. Noon The Love Boat. Star Trek: The Next Generation. 2.00 MacGyver. 4.00 Roads Less Travelled. 4.30 iFish. Reel Action. 5.30 Scorpion. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. 10.20 Blood And Treasure. 11.15 Programs. The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The King Of Queens. Frasier. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 Friends. King Of Queens. The Race Friends. The Big Bang Theory. Friends. 12.15am Home Shopping. 1.45 The Big Bang Theory. 2.40 Nancy Drew. 3.30 Charmed. Home Shopping.
4.30 Global Shop. (R)
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6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R)
The winning couple is decided. 2.30 Home Shopping. 4.00 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 5.00 NBC Today.
8.30 To Be Advised.
1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Take Two. (R)
11.45 Thin Blue Line. (MA15+al, R) 4.05 Food Safari. (R) 4.35 Bamay. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
A panel discusses all things AFL. 11.30 To Be Advised. 1.00 Instant Hotel. (PG, R)
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10 PEACH (11) (10)NINE (9) 6.00 Rage. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast. 9.00 Rage. (PG) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 12.30 Vera. (Mv, R) 2.00 Midsomer Murders. (PG, R) 3.30 Great Southern Landscapes. (Final, PG, R) 4.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG, R) 4.50 Landline. (R) 5.15 David Attenborough’s Life That Glows. (R)
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5.30 Skippy The Bush Kangaroo. (R)
Monsters Vs Aliens.
6.00 Getaway. (PG, R) 6.30 A Current Affair. 7.00 Weekend Today. 10.00 Today Extra: Saturday. (PG) 12.00 Surfing Australia TV. 12.30 Rivals. (PGl) 1.00 Drive TV. (Return) 1.30 Endangered. (PG, R) 2.30 The Block. (PGl, R) 3.30 The Bizarre Pet Vets. (PGm) 4.30 The Garden Gurus. 5.00 News: First At Five. 5.30 Getaway. (PG)
Complicity. Continued. (2018, PG, Japanese) 8.00 Manon Des Sources. (1986, PG, French) 10.05 Odd Thomas. (2013, M) 11.55 Vita And Virginia. (2018, M) 2pm Master Cheng: A Spice For Life. (2019, PG) 4.05 A Monster In Paris. (2011, French) 5.45 Asterix And Obelix In Britain. (2012, PG, French) 7.50 Our Idiot Brother. (2011, M) 9.30 The Commitments. (1991, M) 11.40 Late Programs.
10.15 SBS World News Late.
12.20 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL. (M, R)
6.00 Nine News. 7.00 Rugby League. NRL Finals Series. First Semi-Final. Parramatta Eels v Canberra Raiders.
12.30 Tipping Point. (PG, R)
1.20 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)
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6.00 WorldWatch. 9.05 Peer To Peer. (PG) 10.05 Food Markets: In The Belly Of The City. 11.05 Grayson’s Art Club. (PG) 12.00 WorldWatch. 2.05 Greek Island Odyssey With Bettany Hughes. (PGa, R) 3.00 NITV News: Nula. 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.40 The Cook Up. (PG, R) 4.10 Supervet Specials. (PGa, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)
10.30 MOVIE: Shaft. (2000, MA15+lv, R)
11.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) Late-night talk show. 12.30 Home Shopping. (R)
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6am Morning Programs. 12.55pm The Young And The Restless. 1.50 Garden Gurus Moments. 2.00 The Great Migration. 3.00 Antiques Roadshow. 3.30 MOVIE: Manuela. (1957, PG) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Country House Hunters Australia. 8.30 MOVIE: No Reservations. (2007, PG) 10.30 MOVIE: Life As We Know It. (2010, M) 12.50am Late Programs.
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6.00 NBC Today. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise. 10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) 12.00 Horse Racing. MRC Foundation Family Day and George Main Stakes Day. 3.30 AFL Pre-Game Show. Pre-game coverage of the match. 4.00 Football. AFL. Second preliminary final. Sydney v Collingwood.
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6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Cruise Away. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon Bargain Hunt. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 South Aussie With Cosi. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Emmerdale. 5.00 Coronation Street. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Better Homes And Gardens. 8.30 Escape To The Country. 11.30 Late Programs.
9.10 MOVIE: Birds Of Prey.
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7.30 Greatest Train Journeys From Above: Glacier Express. (Premiere) 8.20 Secrets Of The Tower Of London. (PG, R) Takes a look at the Tower of London.
5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R)
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Samuel L Jackson, Vanessa Williams.
6am WorldWatch. 9.30 Shortland St. 11.00 The Therapist. Noon How To Rob A Bank. 12.55 Hunters. 1.45 COVID-19: Italy’s Tragedy. 2.15 Secrets Of Our Cities. 3.15 Feeding The Scrum. 3.45 WorldWatch. 5.15 Shortland St. 5.45 Joy Of Painting. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats. 8.30 Hoarders. 9.20 Atlanta. (Return) 10.20 Sex: Made In Germany. 11.15 Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11)6am Morning Programs. 11.30 South Aussie With Cosi. Noon Weekender. 12.30 Weekender. 1.00 Australia: The Story Of Us. 2.00 Escape To The Country. 4.00 Bargain Hunt. 5.00 Horse Racing. MRC Foundation Family Day and George Main Stakes Day. 5.30 The Amazing Homemakers. 6.30 The Yorkshire Vet. 8.30 Escape To The Country. 10.30 I Escaped To The Country. 11.30 Late Programs. 6am Morning Programs. 8.30 TV Shop. 10.00 My Favorite Martian. 10.30 The Baron. 11.35 MOVIE: Derby Day. (1952) 1.20pm MOVIE: Contraband Spain. (1955, PG) 3.00 Motor Racing. TCR Australia Series, Trans Am Series and S5000 Australian Drivers Championship. 5.00 MOVIE: The War Wagon. (1967, PG) 7.00 MOVIE: True Grit. (1969, PG) 9.40 MOVIE: The Jackal. (1997, MA15+) 12.05am Late Programs. 9GEM (92)7TWO (72) 6am Children’s Programs. 1.30pm Everybody Loves Raymond: The First Six Years. 2.20 Motor Racing. FIA World Endurance C’ship. 6 Hours of Fuji. H’lights. 3.30 Say Yes To The Dress: Australia. 5.00 Mr Mayor. 5.30 MOVIE: Bridge To Terabithia. (2007, PG) 7.30 MOVIE: The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies. (2014, M) 10.15 MOVIE: R.I.P.D. (2013, M) 12.05am Late Programs. 6am Morning Programs. 11.30 Your 4x4. Noon Garage 41. 12.30 Timbersports. 1.00 Blokesworld. 1.30 Australia ReDiscovered. 2.00 Football. AFL Women’s. Round 4. Fremantle v Carlton. 4.00 Pawn Stars. 4.30 Last Stop Garage. 5.00 MOVIE: Westworld. (1973, PG) 7.00 Border Security. 7.30 To Be Advised. 8.30 MOVIE: The Rock. (1996, MA15+) 11.20 Late Programs. FloorFree+Stand! Worth $199.99 Need Heat Fast? Buy One Get One Free! Limited Time Offer! Call Now! 1.8m High • Commercial Grade • Multi-Directional • Easy Install • Portable • Indoor & Outdoor • Heats Up Instantly • Suitable for Indoors or Outdoors – In Rain, Fog, Wind or Snow • Carbon-Fibre Bulb Technology • Multi-Directional Stand • Includes Remote Control & Built-In Timer • Motion Detection Function 1800 994 004 The Fastest, Warmest Indoor/Outdoor Heater You Will Ever Own! *Call for Terms & Conditions
9.15 Elizabeth I And II: The Golden Queens. (R) Part 1 of 2.
6.00 Rage. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast. 9.00 Insiders. 10.00 Offsiders. 10.30 The World This Week. (R) 11.00 Compass. (PGa, R) 11.30 Songs Of Praise. 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 12.30 Landline. 1.30 Gardening Australia. (R) 2.30 Old People’s Home For Teenagers. (R) 3.30 Rick Stein’s Secret France. (R) 4.30 Win The Week. (PG, R) 5.00 Art Works. (PG, R) 5.30 Antiques Roadshow. (R)
11.00 The Sunday Project. (R) A look at the day’s news.
6am Morning Programs. 1pm Modern Business Australia. (Premiere) 1.30 South Aussie With Cosi. 2.15 Equestrian. FEI World C’ships. Dressage Individual Freestyle. H’lights. 3.30 My Greek Odyssey. 4.30 To Be Advised. 6.00 Air Crash Investigation: Special Report. 7.00 Border Security. 8.30 Steam Train Journeys. 9.30 The Yorkshire Steam Railway: All Aboard. (Premiere) 10.30 Extreme Railways. 11.30 Late Programs.
To Be Advised. 7.30 MOVIE:
7.40 Spicks And Specks. (PG) Hosted by Adam Hills.
6.00 The Drum. 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 7.30. 8.00 Australian Story. Australians tell personal stories. 8.30 Four Corners. Investiga tive journalism program. 9.20 Media Watch. (PG) Hosted by Paul Barry. 9.35 Planet America. (Return) A look at American politics. 10.05 ABC Late News. 10.20 The Business. (R) 10.40 Q+A. (R) 11.45 Baptiste. (Malv, R) 1.40 Harrow. (Mav, R) 3.25 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R) 6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Lighthouses: Building The Impossible: The Longstone. (PG) 8.30 DNA Family Secrets. (Final, PG) Presented by Stacey Dooley. 9.40 24 Hours In Emergency: With Or Without You. (Ma, R) A 70-year-old is rushed into emergency. 10.35 SBS World News Late. 11.05 Beforeigners. (MA15+av) 12.00 Outlander. (Mav, R) 1.00 Miss S. (Mav, R) 4.00 Food Safari. (R) 4.35 Bamay. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight. 6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PG) 7.30 AFL Brownlow Medal: Red Carpet. Coverage of the red carpet arrivals featuring AFL players and their partners. 8.15 AFL Brownlow Medal. An awards event featuring the announcement of the winner of the league’s Brownlow Medal. 11.00 The Latest: Seven News. 11.30 Heartbreak Island Australia. (Mls)
Monday, September 19 ABC TV (2) SBS (3) SEVEN (7) TEN (10)NINE (9) 6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Landline. (R) 11.00 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Rosehaven. (PG, R) 1.25 Vera. (Mv, R) 3.00 Escape From The City. (R) 4.00 Think Tank. (PG, R) 4.55 Anh’s Brush With Fame. (PG, R)
9.25 Silent Witness. (Mav) After a surprising breakthrough in Jay’s case, Nikki struggles to accept that Scott may not be responsible.
7MATE (73) 5.25 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)
11.40 Who Gets To Stay In Australia? (PG, R)
6am Teenagers. 10.30 Civilisations. 11.30 MOVIE: The Railway Man. (2013, M) 1.20am George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. (Final) 2.10 ABC News Update. 2.15 Close. 5.00 Clangers. 5.15 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.20 Sarah & Duck. 5.30 Late Programs.
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2.40 The Crown Prince Of Saudi Arabia. (Mav, R) 4.40 Bamay. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.15 France 24 Feature. 5.30 Al Jazeera News.
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6.00 Seven News.
10.00 FBI. (Mv, R) The team welcomes a new member.
1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 Take Two. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.
M) 12.30am Stunt Science. 1.30 Watch What Happens Live: Below Deck Reunion Series 7. 2.30 Say Yes To The Dress: UK. 3.00 Power Rangers Dino
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7.30 The Amazing Race Australia. (PGl) The teams head to Bogota, where they must choose between bicycle polo or emerald identification.
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6am Morning Programs. 1.45pm Rides Down Under: Workshop Wars. 2.45 Motor Racing. Extreme E. Island X-Prix. 4.00 Motor Racing. Motorsport Aust Rally C’ship. Gippsland Rally. 5.00 Seven’s Motorsport Classic. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 Full Custom Garage. 8.30 MOVIE: The Waterboy. (1998, M) 10.30 Housos: The Thong Warrior. 11.15 Late Programs.
6.00 NBC Today. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise. 10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) Highlights from the past week. 11.00 House Of Wellness. (PG, R) A look at locations that highlight living well. 12.00 Football. AFL Women’s. Round 4. Collingwood v Adelaide. 2.00 Football. VFL. Grand final.
6.30 SBS World News.
10.25 The Newsreader. (Mal, R)
11.00 Killer Couples: Ruby Padgett And Mitchell Sims. (MA15+av) 11.50 First Responders. (Malm) 12.40 Tipping Point. (PG, R)
6am The Forbidden Kingdom. (2008, PG) 7.55 Asterix And Obelix In Britain. (2012, PG, French) 10.00 The Commitments. (1991, M) 12.10pm Irrational Man. (2015, M) 2.00 Jean De Florette. (1986, PG, French) 4.15 Big Fish. (2003, PG) 6.30 Without A Clue. (1988, PG) 8.30 Then Came You. (2018, M) 10.20 A Guide To Second Date Sex. (2019, MA15+) 11.50 Late Programs.
6.00 WorldWatch. 9.15 Peer To Peer. (PG) 10.15 Food Markets: In The Belly Of The City. (PG) 11.15 Grayson’s Art Club. (PG) 12.10 WorldWatch. 2.05 Greek Island Odyssey With Bettany Hughes. (PGadn, R) 3.00 Going Places. (R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.40 The Cook Up. (PG, R) 4.10 The Supervet. (PGa, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)
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10 PEACH (11)6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Cruise Away. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. 10.30 To Be Advised. Noon The Surgery Ship. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Weekender. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Emmerdale. 5.00 Coronation Street. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Doc Martin. 8.30 A Touch Of Frost. 10.45 Criminal Confessions. 11.45 Late Programs. 6am Morning Programs. 7.30 TV Shop. 9.30 Newstyle Direct. 10.00 Danoz. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 The Bizarre Pet Vets. 2.50 Antiques Roadshow. 3.20 MOVIE: The Story Of Gilbert And Sullivan. (1953) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Death In Paradise. 8.40 Dalgliesh. (Premiere) 10.40 Late Programs. 9GEM (92)7TWO (72) 6am Children’s Programs. 12.10pm Inside Legoland. 1.00 Inside British Airways. 2.00 Say Yes To The Dress: UK. 2.30 Full House. 3.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00
6am The Big Bang Theory. 7.30 Friends. 8.30 Carol’s Second Act. 10.30 Friends. 1.30pm The Middle. 3.00 Friends. 5.00 Shaun Micallef’s Brain Eisteddfod. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.00 The Neighborhood. 10.00 Ghosts. 11.00 Friends. Midnight Home Shopping. 1.30 MOVIE: The Inbetweeners. (2011, MA15+) 3.30 The Big Bang Theory. 4.30 Home Shopping.
2.10 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.15 The Recording Studio. (R) 5.00 Insiders. (R)
11.20 The Capture. (Final, Mlv, R)
6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG, R) 8.00 10 News First: Breakfast. 8.30 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGa, R) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.30 Entertainment Tonight. 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Freshly Picked With Simon Toohey. 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG) 5.00 10 News First. Hosted by Clinton Randell. 12.30 Cannonball. (PG, R) 1.30 Harry’s Practice. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise. 6.00 Nine News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 The Block. (PGl) Hosted by Scott Cam. 8.40 Emergency. (Mm) Elle and Steve suspect a cyclist with a broken leg is being far too brave and could be masking other injuries. 9.40 Botched. (Malmn, R) Dr Paul Nassif has a tough case ahead of him. 10.40 Nine News Late. 11.10 Fortunate Son. (Ma) 12.00 Emergence. (Mhv, R) 1.00 Hello SA. (PG) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.
6am Morning Programs. 1.55pm Rugby League. NRL Women’s Premiership. Round 5. Gold Coast Titans v Sydney Roosters. 3.45 Rugby League. NRL Women’s Premiership. Round 5. St George Illawarra Dragons v Newcastle Knights. 5.30 Getaway. 6.00 To Be Advised. 7.00 The Bizarre Pet Vets. 8.00 To Be Advised. 10.00 Tennis. Davis Cup. Finals. Group C. Germany v Australia. 4am Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 7.30 Key Of David. 8.00 The Doctors. 9.00 4x4 Adventures. 10.00 Reel Action. 11.00 Healthy Homes Aust. 11.30 Buy To Build. Noon Scorpion. 2.00 Demolition Down Under. 3.00 Stories Of Bikes. 3.30 Snap Happy. 4.00 Roads Less Travelled. 4.30 What’s Up Down Under. 5.00 I Fish. 5.30 Reel Action. 6.00 Bondi Rescue. 6.30 MacGyver. 7.30 NCIS. 10.20 48 Hours. 11.15 Late Programs.
7.00 ABC News Sunday.
6am WorldWatch. 9.30 Shortland St. 11.00 The Therapist. Noon Front Up. 12.30 Black Lives Matter: A Global Reckoning. 1.25 Donkmaster. 1.55 Years Of Living Dangerously. 3.55 WorldWatch. 5.15 Shortland St. 5.45 Joy Of Painting. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Dark Side Of The ‘90s. 9.25 The Casketeers. 10.25 VICE. 11.25 Final Space. 11.50 Late Programs. SBS VICELAND (31)6am Children’s Programs. 7.20pm Bluey. 7.30 David Attenborough’s Global Adventure. 8.25 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. (Return) 9.15 Restoration Australia. 10.15 Catalyst. 11.10 Would I Lie To You? 11.40 Penn & Teller: Fool Us. 12.20am Ghosts. 12.50 Red Dwarf. 1.20 ABC News Update. 1.25 Close. 5.00 Clangers. 5.15 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.20 Sarah & Duck. 5.30 Late Programs. ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Morning Programs. 8.00 Without A Clue. (1988, PG) 10.00 The Four Musketeers: Revenge Of Milady. (1974, M) Noon The Enigma Of Arrival. (2018, M, Mandarin) 2.05 The Forbidden Kingdom. (2008, PG) 4.00 Hoot. (2006, PG) 5.40 Bill. (2015, PG) 7.30 The Jane Austen Book Club. (2007, M) 9.30 A Dangerous Method. (2011, MA15+) 11.20 Late Programs. SBS WORLD MOVIES (32)6am Morning Programs. 1.30pm Amplify. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 Going Native. 3.00 Jarjums. 4.35 Spartakus And The Sun Beneath The Sea. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 APTN National News. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 Wiyi Yani U Thangani. 6.40 News. 6.50 Arctic Secrets. 7.40 Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman. 8.30 Karla Grant Presents. 9.00 Cold Justice. 10.00 Superstition. 10.50 Late Programs. NITV (34)
12.20 Harrow. (Mav, R)
12.40 The Last Journey Of The Vikings. (PGv, R)
10.00 The First 48: Taken For A Ride. (Mav) A look at the murder of Rodney Stafford.
9.00 NCIS: Hawai’i. (Mv) Kai goes undercover as a chef to gather intel on a criminal kingpin who is connected to a local eatery.
9.30 Homicide: With Ron Iddles: Gina Rossato. (Mav, R) Former police detective Ron Iddles takes a look at the 1982 murder of Gina Rossato. 10.35 Undercurrent: Real Murder Investigation: The Truth Is Exposed. (Mal, R) 11.45 Police: Hour Of Duty. (Malv, R) 12.45 Medical Emergency. (PGa, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. 3.30 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
12.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.
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6.30 Compass: Raising Her Voice. (R)
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Love At First Bark. (2017, PG, R) Jana Kramer, Kevin McGarry, Anna Van Hooft. 2.00 Motorbike Cops. (PG, R) 2.30 Border Security: International. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase. 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia. 6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 1.30 Getaway. (PG, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.
Midnight
A celebration of hieroglyphs being decoded.
6.00 Nine News Sunday. 7.00 The Block. (PGl) 8.30 60 Minutes. Current affairs program, investigating, analysing and uncovering the issues affecting all Australians. 9.30 Nine News Late. A look at the latest news and events.
7.00 Farmer Wants A Wife. (PGa) Hosted by Natalie Gruzlewski. 8.30 7NEWS Spotlight. Takes a look at an investigation.
7.30 Egypt Code Breakers. (PG)
10.30 Jack The Ripper: The Case Reopened. (Mav, R)
6.00 WorldWatch. 9.00 Cook Up With Adam Liaw Bitesize. (R) 9.05 The Autistic Gardener. (PG) 10.00 Earth’s Natural Wonders. (PG) 11.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs. (PG) 12.00 WorldWatch. 1.00 Speedweek. 3.00 Countdown To Qatar 2022. 3.30 The Rising. 4.00 Cycling. Ceratizit Challenge by La Vuelta. Highlights. 5.00 Going Places. (R) 5.35 Secrets Of The Imperial War Museum. (PG)
3.30
6.00 The Living Room. (R) 7.00 Athletics. Sydney Running Festival. 10.00 Studio 10: Sunday. (PG) 12.30 To Be Advised. 1.40 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R) 2.00 Pooches At Play. (R) 2.30 Luxury Escapes. (R) 3.00 Ultimate Classroom. (R) 3.30 Food Trail: South Africa. (R) 4.00 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 4.30 Taste Of Australia With Hayden Quinn. 5.00 10 News First.
6am Morning Programs. 10.00 Big Angry Fish. 11.00 My Fishing Place. 11.30 Step Outside. Noon The Fishing Show By AFN. 1.00 Hook, Line And Sinker. 2.00 On The Fly. 2.30 Merv Hughes Fishing. 3.00 Fishing Addiction. 4.00 MOVIE: Firefox. (1982, PG) 6.30 MOVIE: Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer. (2007, PG) 8.30 MOVIE: Avengers: Infinity War. (2018, M) 11.35 Late Programs.
6.30 The Project. 7.30 The Amazing Race Australia. (PGal) Hosted by Beau Ryan. 8.30 Have You Been Paying Attention? (Malns) Celebrity panellists compete to see who can remember the most about events of the week. 9.30 Just For Laughs Australia. (MA15+l) Hosted by Nath Valvo. 10.00 The Montreal Comedy Festival. (Mals, R) Stand-up performances from comedians. 11.00 The Project. (R) 12.00 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings. 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 The Doctors. 9.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 9.30 iFish. 10.00 Demolition Down Under. 11.00 MacGyver. Noon The FBI Declassified. 1.00 Diagnosis Murder. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.30 MacGyver. 7.30 NCIS. 10.20 Blue Bloods. 12.15am Home Shopping. 2.15 L.A.’s Finest. 3.10 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.05 MacGyver.
6.00 Fishing Australia. (R) 6.30 A Current Affair. (R) 7.00 Weekend Today. 10.00 The AFL Sunday Footy Show. (PG) 12.00 Sports Sunday. (PG) 1.00 Bondi Lifeguard World Adventures. (PGl, R) 1.30 Country House Hunters Australia. (R) 2.30 Explore. (R) 2.40 The Block. (PGl, R) 5.00 News: First At Five. 5.30 Postcards. (PG)
6am Children’s Programs. 1.30pm Rivals. 2.00 Surfing Australia TV. 2.30 Top Chef. 3.30 Say Yes To The Dress: UK. 5.30 Bumblebee. (2018, (2003, Super. Beyblade Late Programs.
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8.30 Lost Pyramids Of The Aztecs. (PGav, R) Part 1 of 2. Follows archaeologists as they embark on an experiment to build a replica Aztec pyramid.
6am Morning Programs. 1.30pm VICE Sports. 2.00 The South Sydney Story. 3.00 Football. Tiwi Islands Football League. Grand Final. Imalu Tigers v Muluwurri Magpies. Replay. 4.30 Rugby League. NRL. WA Womens First Grade Premiership League. 6.00 Amplify. 6.30 News. 6.40 Wild New Zealand. 7.40 Who Killed Malcolm X. 8.30 The Kings. 9.30 MOVIE: Bank Robber. (1993, MA15+) 11.10 Late Programs.
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The Big Bang Theory. 10.00 The Middle. Noon This Is Us. 2.00 The Big Bang Theory. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Seinfeld. Frasier. Home Shopping. 1.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 2.30 The Late Late Show With James Corden. 3.30 The King Of Queens. 4.30 Home Shopping. 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 RBT. 8.30 MOVIE: Sahara. (2005, M) 11.00 Young Sheldon. 11.30 Up All Night. Midnight Smash. 1.00 Say Yes To The Dress: UK. 2.00 Inside British Airways. 2.50 Late Programs.
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6.30 The Sunday Project. A look at the day’s news.
Morning Programs. Noon Silicon Valley: Untold Story. 12.55 QC Bud: The Black Market’s Last Stand. 1.25 Reset. 1.55 NY Times Presents: The Weekly. 2.25 WorldWatch. 2.50 Underground Worlds. 4.45 Sidelined: Women In Basketball. (Premiere) 5.45 Life After People. 6.40 How Not To Get Cancer. 7.35 Abandoned Engineering. 8.30 UnXplained. 9.20 Cracking The Code. (Premiere) 10.15 Late Programs. SBS VICELAND (31)6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Shaun The Sheep. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Australia Remastered: Nature’s Great Divide. 8.25 Louis Theroux: Extreme Love. 9.30 Old People’s Home For
8.30 Savage River. (Mal) As Rachel investigates the new homicide, town secrets start to emerge and new motives become apparent.
6am The Late Show
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11.00 Four Corners. (R)
11.45 Media Watch. (PG, R) 12.05 The Capture. (Final, Mlv, R) 1.05 Harrow. (Mv, R) 2.50 The Durrells. (PG, R) 3.40 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)
(2003, PG) 11.35 Then Came You. (2018, M) 1.25pm Without A Clue. (1988, PG) 3.25 Last Letter. (2018, PG, Mandarin) 5.30 The Mystery Of Henri Pick. (2019, PG, French) 7.30 The Invisibles. (2017, M, German) 9.35 Runner Runner. (2013, MA15+) 11.15 Superfly. (2018, MA15+) 1.25am Late Programs. SBS WORLD
11.50 Chicago Med.
10.00 SBS World News Late.
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Stop The Wedding. (2016, PG, R) Rachel Boston, Niall Matter, Alan Thicke. 2.00 Motorbike Cops. (PGl, R) 2.30 Border Security: International. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.
1.30 Harry’s Practice. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
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10.40 Nine News Late.
News. 7.30 7.30. 8.00 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) Presented by Tom Gleeson. 8.30 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL. (Final, M) Hosted by Shaun Micallef. 9.00 Summer Love. (MA15+l) Two people share a holiday house. 9.35 Win The Week. (Final, PG) Hosted by Alex Lee. 10.05 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. (R) 10.45 ABC Late News. 11.00 The Business. (R) 11.15 Spicks And Specks. (PG, R) 12.05 Midsomer Murders. (Mv, R) 1.40 Harrow. (Mav, R) 3.25 The Durrells. (Final, Ms, R) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R) 6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 The Australian Wars. (M) Part 1 of 3. 8.35 24 Hours In Emergency: Back To Square One. (PG) A 24-year-old is rushed to St George’s after breaking his lower leg in a tackle during a soccer match. 9.30 The Stranger. (MA15+) Killane’s secret past comes into focus. 10.30 SBS World News Late. 11.00 Vienna Blood. (Ma) 12.50 World On Fire. (MA15+v, R) 4.15 Food Safari. (R) 4.45 Destination Flavour: Singapore Bitesize. (R) 4.55 Poh & Co. Bitesize. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight. 6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PGas) 7.30 Border Australia’sSecurity:FrontLine. (PG) Narrated by Grant Bowler. 8.30 Armed And Dangerous: Breakouts. (Mav) Strike Force Northrop cracks the code involving a new method of dealing narcotics. 9.50 The Chernobyl Disaster: Fallout. (Ma) Part 3 of 3. 10.50 The Latest: Seven News. 11.20 Chicago Fire. (M) 12.20 MOVIE: Frisky. (2015, Mls, R) 2.30 Home Shopping. 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise. 6.00 Nine News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 The Block. (PGl) Hosted by Scott Cam. 8.30 Paramedics. (Return, Mm) Flight paramedic Steve heads to the country after a tractor topples over and crushes a farmer. 9.30 Footy Classified. (M) Footy experts tackle the AFL’s big issues. 10.30 Nine News Late. 11.00 Family Law.
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7.30 The Amazing Race Australia. (PGl) Hosted by Beau Ryan.
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6am Morning Programs. 1.30pm Artie: Our Tribute To A Legend. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 Going Native. 3.00 Jarjums. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 Indian Country Today News. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Arctic Secrets. 7.30 The Point. 8.00 Karla Grant Presents Characters Of Broome. 8.30 Over The Black Dot. 9.00 Feeding The Scrum. 9.30 Letterkenny. 10.00 Man In Room 301. 10.50 Late Programs. NITV (34)
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7.30 Farmer Wants A Wife. (PGal) Hosted by Natalie Gruzlewski. 9.00 Extreme Weddings: Australia. (PGl) A couple plan a wild wedding with their camels in the scorching heat of the NSW outback.
6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R)
6am WorldWatch. 9.30 Shortland St. 11.00 The Therapist. Noon Rudy! Rudy? 12.30 Hustle. 2.15 Curse Of Oak Island. 3.45 WorldWatch. 5.15 Shortland St. 5.45 Joy Of Painting. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Alone. 9.40 Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over. 10.35 MOVIE: Inside Job. (2010, PG) 12.35am 24 Hours In Police Custody. 2.25 Late Programs. SBS VICELAND (31)6am Children’s Programs. 7.20pm Bluey. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Would I Lie To You? 8.30 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. 9.15
6am WorldWatch. 9.30 Shortland St. 11.00 The Therapist. Noon The Source. 12.55 Outsider: World’s Weirdest Films. 1.20 Animal Takeover. 2.15 Curse Of Oak Island. 3.45 WorldWatch. 5.15 Shortland St. 5.45 Joy Of Painting. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 We’re All Gonna Die (Even Jay Baruchel) 9.40 MOVIE: Chaplin. (1992, M) 12.25am Late Programs. SBS VICELAND (31)6am Children’s Programs. 7pm Andy And The Band. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Anh’s Brush With Fame. 8.00 Art Works. 8.30 Civilisations. 9.30 Take 5 With Zan Rowe. 10.00 And We Danced. 11.00 Louis Theroux: Extreme Love. Midnight Ghosts. 12.30 Catalyst. 1.25 ABC News Update. 1.30 Close. 5.00 Clangers. 5.15 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.20 Sarah & Duck. 5.30 Guess How Much I Love You. 5.40 Late Programs. ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Morning Programs. 7.15 Hoot. (2006, PG) 9.00 Little Nicolas. (2009, PG, French) 10.40 Like Crazy. (2011, M) 12.20pm The Jane Austen Book Club. (2007, M) 2.20 Bill. (2015, PG) 4.05 Unaccompanied Minors. (2006, PG) 5.45 This Beautiful Fantastic. (2016, PG) 7.30 The Best Offer. (2013, M) 9.55 The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. (2009, MA15+, Swedish) 12.40am Late Programs. SBS WORLD MOVIES (32)6am Morning Programs. 1.30pm Boy Nomad. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 Going Native. 3.00 Bushwhacked! 3.25 The Magic Canoe. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Spartakus And The Sun Beneath The Sea. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 Te Ao With Moana. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Arctic Secrets. 7.30 The Australian Wars. 8.35 MOVIE: Sweet Country. (2017, M) 10.35 The Kings. 11.35 Late Programs. NITV (34) 6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Cruise Away. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon The Surgery Ship. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Creek To Coast. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Emmerdale. 5.00 Coronation Street. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Rosemary & Thyme. 8.30 Judge John Deed. 12.30am Escape To The Country. 1.30 Late Programs. 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo. 7.30 TV Shop. 9.30 Newstyle Direct. 10.00 Danoz. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless.
5.00 News Early
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7.00 A Current Affair.
8.30 The Cheap Seats. (Mal) Presenters Melanie Bracewell and Tim McDonald take a look at the week that was. 9.30 NCIS. (M, R) Gibbs and McGee head to Alaska as the team works to uncover the conspiracy behind the serial killer.
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6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 1.00 Taronga: Who’s Who In The Zoo. (PG, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.
11.30 The Project. (R)
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6am Home Shopping. The Doctors. 9.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 9.30 iFish. 10.00 MacGyver. Noon The Love Boat. 1.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 2.00 Diagnosis Murder. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.30 MacGyver. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Bull. 10.30 Socceroos: Road To Qatar. 11.00 48 Hours. 1am Shopping. 2.00 Late Programs.
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6.00 WorldWatch. 9.05 Peer To Peer. (PG) 10.05 Food Markets: In The Belly Of The City. (PG) 11.05 Grayson’s Art Club. (Final, PG) 12.00 WorldWatch. 2.05 Greek Island Odyssey With Bettany Hughes. (PGav, R) 3.00 Going Places. (R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.40 The Cook Up. (PG, R) 4.10 The Supervet. (PGa, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)
10 PEACH (11) 7MATE (73) 6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Cruise Away. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon The Surgery Ship. 1.00 My Greek Odyssey. 2.00 Sydney Weekender. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Emmerdale. 5.00 Coronation Street. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Heartbeat. 8.30 Lewis. 10.30 Miniseries: Hatton Garden. 11.30 Late Programs. 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo Dollar Ministries. 7.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 To Be Advised. 3.00 Antiques Roadshow. 3.30 MOVIE: The Duke Wore Jeans. (1958) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 As Time Goes By. 8.50 Midsomer Murders. 10.50 Chicago Fire. 11.50 Late Programs. 9GEM (92)7TWO (72) 6am Children’s Programs. 12.10pm Race Across The World. 1.30 Say Yes To The Dress: UK. 2.00 Full House. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 MOVIE: Wedding Crashers. (2005, M) 9.55 MOVIE: The House. (2017, MA15+) 11.40 Young Sheldon. 12.05am Smash. 1.00 Late Programs. 6am Morning Programs. 10.00 Pawn Stars. 10.30 Storage Wars: TX. 11.00 American Pickers. Noon Bushfire Wars. 1.00 No Man’s Land. 2.00 Jade Fever. 3.00 Shipping Wars. 3.30 Pawn Stars UK. 4.00 Pawn Stars Sth Africa. 4.30 Truck Night In America. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 Family Guy. 8.00 American Dad! 8.30 MOVIE: X-Men: First Class. (2011, M) 11.10 Late Programs. 9GO! (93)7MATE (73) • Certified Safety Rating up to 180kg • Use it on Stairs Safely Need A Ladder? The Amazing, Portable, Easy to Use Ladder System • Create your own Scaffolding System • Versatile, Compact and Telescopic Limited Time Offer. Call Now! 1800 994 004 *1 x Wall Standoff + 2 x Work Platforms + 2 x Leg Levellers Free Free *Ts & Cs Apply Worth $660.00 Free Gifts Gifts* Free
12.20 DNA. (Mal, R) 3.40 Food Safari. (R) 4.40 Destination Flavour: Singapore Bitesize. (PG, R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
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12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings. Friday Night Dinner. 9.35 Rosehaven. 10.05 Summer Love. 10.35 Motherland. 11.05 Ghosts. 11.35 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 11.55 Brassic. 12.40am Ross Noble: Stand Up Series. 1.10 Mock The Week. (Final) 1.45 ABC News Update. 1.50 Close. 5.00 Clangers. 5.15 Late Programs. TV PLUS (22)
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With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The King Of Queens. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon This Is Us. 1.00 Friends. 2.00 Becker. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.20 Two And A Half Men. 10.10 The Big Bang Theory. 11.00 Frasier. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. Noon Inside Kings Cross: The Railway. 1.00 No Man’s Land. 2.00 Full Custom Garage. 3.00 Shipping Wars. 3.30 Pawn Stars UK. 4.00 Pawn Stars Sth Africa. 4.30 Truck Night In America. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 Highway Patrol. 8.30 Outback Opal Hunters. 10.30 Jade Fever. 11.30 Late Programs.
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1.30 TV Shop: Home
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Road Less Traveled. (2017, PGa, R) Charlene Tilton, Jason Burkey, Donny Boaz. 2.00 Motorbike Cops. (PG, R) 2.30 Border Security: International. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase. 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.
7.30 Great Coastal Railway Journeys: Tynemouth To Bardon Mill. (PG) 8.30 Insight. Presented by Kumi Taguchi.
6.00 Nine News.
9.40 Footy Classified. (M) Footy experts tackle the AFL’s big issues.
6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news and events.
6.00 WorldWatch. 9.00 Peer To Peer. (PG) 10.00 Food Markets: In The Belly Of The City. (PG) 11.00 Grayson Perry: Divided Britain. (M) 12.00 WorldWatch. 2.00 Dateline. (R) 2.30 Insight. (R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.40 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG) 4.10 The Supervet: Noel Fitzpatrick. (PGa, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)
11.10 Law & Order: Organized Crime. (Mv)
6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 Bold. (PG, R) 8.00 10 News First: Breakfast. 8.30 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGal, R) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.10 Ent. Tonight. 2.30 My Market Kitchen. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Freshly Picked With Simon Toohey. 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG) 5.00 10 News First.
8.40 The Hundred With Andy Lee. (Ms) Andy Lee is joined by a panel of comedians and 100 Aussies to explore the fun behind the facts.
TEN (10)(9) 6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Four Corners. (R) 11.00 David Attenborough’s Life That Glows. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 12.30 National Press Club Address. 1.40 Media Watch. (PG, R) 2.00 The Durrells. (Ms, R) 3.05 Escape From The City. (R) 4.05 Think Tank. (PG, R) 5.00 Anh’s Brush With Fame. (PG, R) 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)
6.30 SBS World News.
6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 Bold. (PG, R) 8.00 10 News First: Breakfast. 8.30 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGadl, R) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.00 Ent. Tonight. 2.30 My Market Kitchen. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Freshly Picked With Simon Toohey. 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. 5.00 10 News First. The Drum. ABC (Mas) (MA15+am, R) (PG, R) Shopping. (R) (R) (R) Edition. The Project. A look at the day’s news and events.
10.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. (M, R) NCIS investigates the shooting of a dolphin.
9.30 Home: The Story Of Earth: Water. Part 2 of 4.
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2.30 Global Shop.
10.30 ABC Late News.
7.30 The Block. (PGl) Hosted by Scott Cam.
3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair.
5.30 Today. 6.30
7TWO (72) Children’s Programs. 12.10pm Race Across The World. 1.30 Say Yes To The Dress: UK. 2.00 Full House. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 MOVIE: Knight And Day. (2010, M) 9.45 MOVIE: American Made. (2017, MA15+) Midnight Smash. 1.00 Say Yes To The Dress: UK. 2.00 Late Programs.
6am Home Shopping. 8.00 The Doctors. 9.00 Reel Action. 9.30 iFish. 10.00 MacGyver. Noon The Love Boat. 1.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 2.00 Diagnosis Murder. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.30 MacGyver. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Hawaii Five-0. 10.20 Blood And Treasure. 11.15 Evil. 12.15am Home Shopping. 2.15 Hawaii Five-O. 3.10 ST: Next Gen. 4.05 MacGyver.
12.45 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.
11.00 Atlanta. (MA15+ls, R)
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7.30 The Dog House Australia. (PGa, R) Narrated by Dr Chris Brown. 8.40 My Life Is Murder. (Return, Mv) When a women shoots a stranger at point blank range, it looks like an open-and-shut case. 9.40 Bull. (Ma, R) Bull and the TAC team worry about jury bias when Bull mounts a murder trial defence for a BLM activist. 11.30 The Project. (R) 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings. 1.50 To Be Advised. 3.00 Antiques Roadshow. 3.30 MOVIE: The Divided Heart. (1954, PG) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 New Tricks. 8.40 The Closer. 9.40 Rizzoli & Isles. 10.40 Late Programs.
6am The Late Show
8.30 Old People’s Home For Teenagers. (PG) Part 4 of 5.
10.00 10 Years Younger In 10 Days. (PGa) Presented by Cherry Healey. 11.00 The Latest: Seven News. 11.30 Chicago Fire. (Ma)
6.00 The Drum. 7.00 ABC News.
12.30 Australia’s Cheapest Weddings. (PG, R)
8.00 Take 5 With Zan Rowe: Guy Pearce. Part 1 of 5.
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12.40 Tipping Point.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 1.00 Taronga: Who’s Who In The Zoo. (PG, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.
10.45 The Business. (R)
With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The King Of Queens. 8.00 Seinfeld. 9.30 Becker. 10.30 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon This Is Us. 1.00 The Big Bang Theory. 1.30 Seinfeld. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Mom. 11.10 Frasier. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.
NINE (9) 6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Foreign Correspondent. (R) 10.30 Planet America. (R) 11.00 Dementia & Us. (PG, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Miniseries: Marriage. (Ml, R) 1.55 The Durrells. (PG, R) 3.00 Escape From The City. (R) 4.00 Think Tank. (PG, R) 4.55 Anh’s Brush With Fame. (PG, R) 5.25 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)
Women are invited to join the project for the two and three-day Frankston to Cape Schanck trek from 18-20 November.
THE Women’s Spirit Project is aiming to make a difference in women’s lives with the launch of its Help Transform Lives. One Step At A Time appeal at the Blairgowrie Yacht Club on 21 October.
While walkers do not need to raise money to register, the organisers are inviting contributions from organisations and individuals who are looking to help vulnerable women transform their lives.
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The walk has checkpoints, is guided by experienced walk leaders and is helped by a support crew cheering walkers on the way.
The walk will cover about 20 kilometres a day from bayside beaches and national parks to the hinterland hills.
To prepare for the event, participants can join free training walks and briefing sessions. For those not ready to walk the distance, the women’s circle on Saturday 19 November can be booked separately for an evening of “inspiration, empowerment, celebration and Projectconnection”.spokesperson Birte Moliere said a key focus of the walk was to support vulnerable women in the peninsula and Frankston regions.
A STATION wagon that ended up in the water after the driver accidentally drove off the Rosebud pier last Friday morning (9 September) was lucky to escape unharmed. The driver told police he drove his car and boat trailer onto the sand bank to retrieve his boat about 6.30am but ended up in the water. The car was recovered but was extensively damaged.
The Blairgowrie appeal launch, which will feature food, music, and speakers, will be the start of a new vision for the project, which wants to raise $1million to support more disadvantaged women.
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All donations go towards enabling disadvantaged local women to participate in the Women’s Spirit Project’s fitness, health and wellbeing programs.
There will also be stories from participants who have transformed their lives by joining the project’s programs.Details:
There was I hoping this pernicious being would be extinct by now, not that I’m advocating creature extinction in our environment on the whole, but this creature we could do without.
Yellow-ringed hole
Despite the 24-hour cat curfew in Mornington, there is a cat that’s allowed to roam at all hours in our area. The result is two dead possums in my backyard (pictured above) and one on the front nature strip, all within five days. Also throw in several shredded birds over a period. The owner seems to be unaware or simply doesn’t care about what the cute little darling gets up to when running loose, especially at night. This clearly shows why there is a curfew. Cats are instinctive hunters and whatever they catch they certainly don’t wish it Merry Christmas. Austin Sadler, Mornington
Left, right out
Who’s the duffus? Who’s the duffus? On 5 September [federal opposition leader] Peter Dut ton calls Anthony Albanese a liar for not cutting Australian power bills by $275 in three months.
On 13 May 2019 then Energy Minister Angus Taylor promised the Coalition will deliver power bill relief for small businesses with a 25 per cent reduction in the average national electricity market (NEM) wholesale spot price by the end ofThe2021.$11 billion taxpayer handouts to corporate mafia fossil fuel industry are called “subsidies”, with minuscule handouts made to support social services for those most in need called “welfare”.
Decade of inaction
I note that the shire budget for 2022-23 contains exactly $0 for the homeless. Also, it seems that the MP for Flinders [Zoe McKenzie] has pledged exactly $0 for the problem of homelessness.
The shire council is also running a “shout out” “advocacy” for its priorities (“Shire’s ‘shout out’ lobbying” The News 6/9/22). Is reducing homelessness one of those priorities?
I was one of several hundred concerned citizens who recently attended a forum to listen to frontline workers speaking about homelessness on the Mornington Peninsula.
Denise Hassett, Mount Martha
The opposition is very focused on Labor hav ing been in power “for more than 100 days”.
The pledge tracker will make no mention of what has been achieved in the past but will only look at what empty promises are made for the future. So, for this, it is little more than a stunt.
Rupert Steiner, Balnarring Beach
Marilyn Merrifield, Rye
I would have asked those of the attendees who
The recent suspicious preselected move to the far right church-backed Liberal candidates here has left a big gap for moderate independents to show whether they can make a difference (“Turf war splits peninsula Liberals” The News 23/8/22).
Withreceive.sensible reforms of these tax concessions, a percentage of the billions saved could be directed to help alleviate homelessness and poverty.
Joe Lenzo, Safety Beach
He is, however, advocating very strongly with the government for a number of future projects in the local area. As our local member, Chris has an excellent record of things achieved in his first term. As somebody born and raised on the peninsula, he cares passionately about this area.
It has been proven that if you are unemployed and homeless your chances of securing permanent employment are greatly diminished. Surely, secure housing is a fundamental human right.
The program now looks like an election gimmick, dropped once elected and the money returned to pork barrelling for must-win seats elsewhere.
Local Labor candidates have been ineffective
Despite being called upon to reinstate the locally successful Pick my Project grants program, once again the Mornington Peninsula has been ignored by the state government.
Homeless need help
Based on community support and not political interference, the peninsula was the most successful Victorian municipality for these grants just before the last state election.
Tracker off course
Mornington Peninsula Shire’s pledge tracker is a farce and totally misleading (“Shire’s ‘shout out’ lobbying” The News 6/9/22).
sale promises as he is constrained by government budgetary decisions.
On the other hand, [sitting Nepean MP La bor’s] Chris Brayne is unwise to make whole
On Tuesday I was driving on some of the Mornington Peninsula’s roads and couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw the now not-so-rare yellowringed pothole all over the roads.
Lee Seldon, Somers
Negative response
Sadly, there was not an opportunity to speak at this forum.
voted at the 2019 federal election against limiting negative gearing, reform of franking credits and capital gains, that the then Labor Party was campaigning to reform.
In my humble opinion, these are much needed reforms that need to be thoroughly discussed. We really can’t afford these indulgences, which cost billions of dollars that the privileged minority
As a wealthy first world nation, it is a sad indictment on us all that hundreds of people are sleeping rough and living in poverty, including many women and children, veterans and people with mental illness.
In the latest issue of Peninsula Buzz from the Mornington Peninsula Shire there is a headline “homelessness on the peninsula is at tragic levels ... We need $100 million from the Victorian Gov...”.
Cat ignores curfew
PAGE 14 Chelsea Mordialloc Mentone News 14 September 2022 LETTERS Letters - 300 words maximum and including full name, address and contact number - can be sent to The News, PO Box 588, Hastings 3915 or emailed to: team@mpnews.com.au
Shadow early childhood education minister, Angie Bell: Opposition (in government for 10 years) criticises government for not yet fixing childcare.
As a candidate, [Liberal] Sam Groth can make any number of promises knowing that the chances of him having to follow up on them are very slim. There is also the fact that once in office many factors come into play as to whether these promises can be delivered.
in getting anything like a fair share of funding for the peninsula.
David Gill, MorningtoncouncillorPeninsula Shire
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Select a ferry time with a free activity. There’s the Krazy Koala puppet show which combines catchy tunes, slap stick comedy and a group of charismatic puppets.
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CAPTAIN E. M. Wells and Lieut. Dixon, of the Salvation Army, are now canvassing the Frankston district in the interests of the Self Denial Fund of the Salvation Army and will ap preciate any assistance offered.
It will be provided with a spacious balcony furnished with lounge chairs, a laTheContinental.seatingaccommodation in the main hall will consist of movable chairs, so that the floor may be made readily available for dancing.
THE Shire Secretary (Mr John E.
From the pages of the Frankston and Somerville Standard, 15 September 1922
AS a result of the vagaries of the new electric power arrangements, the staff of “The Standard” was compelled to work all night last night to ensure the production of “The Standard” today.
A NEW automatic flashlight beacon has replaced the old lamp on the end of the jetty at Flinders.
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shop. Learn about the unique dolphins and other amazing marine life, including seals and whales! Play games, see dolphin skulls and meet Bella Burrunan the dolphin.
Yesterday the “Standard” represen tative was afforded the opportunity of inspecting the plans of the new build ing, drawn by the city architect, Mr. J. L.OnArmstrong.Wednesday Mr. Armstrong visited Frankston with the contractor, Mr. F. Freneham, when the site was further inspected and arrangements made for commencing the work of construction forthwith.
The new building promises to be a beautiful example of modern architecture, and on the spacious site in Playne Street, opposite the State
When doubt was expressed by our reporter as to practicability of such an extensive building being completed in 13 weeks, Mr. Bond replied that he was relying on the judgment of the contractor in the matter.
A number of Frankston residents have already taken shares in the ven ture, it having been part of Mr. Bond’s policy to give the local people first chance of subscribing the required capital.Whatever amount is necessary will be readily subscribed in Melbourne.
The light on the jetty, which will be similar to the one on the Knobbies, at the extreme point of Phillip Island, will be an additional safeguard to ves sels entering the bay.
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ACTIVITIESFREELEARNCREATEPLAY ON BOARD *Activities are on select sailing dates and times. Activities are included with the purchase of a ferry ticket.
MR. Essex A. D. Bond, of the new Frankston firm of auctioneer’s, Bond & Baxter, having arrived at the con clusion that Frankston wants a new picture theatre, has also come to the further momentous decision that he is the man to supply that want.
An ample supply of bricks had been provided for, and unless unforeseen difficulties arose the new theatre would be available to the Frankston people next Christmas Eve, as already stated.
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FRANKSTON parents are perhaps unaware that children, apparently school children, may any day be seen wandering across the railway line in the vicinity of the subway.
Since the destroyer “Swordsman”, of the Australian squadron, struck a rock off West Head some months ago whilst negotiating a narrow channel, a wooden beacon has been placed on the furthermost point.
The message is much appreciated by local players.
Messrs. Henderson have been entrusted with the Carrum Soldiers’ Memorial.
ATTENTION is directed to the busi ness announcement of Messrs. A. & G. Henderson, Monumental Masons, of Carlton, appearing in another column. This firm is noted throughout Aus tralia for its high class work, both as designers and manufacturers, and can be thoroughly recommended.
A similarly lengthy shift is neces sary tonight to produce the “Phillip Is land Standard” and “Carrum Borough Gazette” which are also published at this office.
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These two important points being fully considered, Mr. Bond is not allowing the grass to grow under his feet.
THE Mayor of the Borough of Car rum, Cr. Stephens, has convened a public meeting at the Council Cham bers, Station Street, Chelsea, at 8pm on Thursday, 4th September, for the purpose of discussing ways and means of establishlng a High School in the Borough.
An imposing entrance is provided from Playne Street with two lock up shops on either side.
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Or learn about our bay dolphins at the Dolphin Discovery fun and interactive work-
Jones) is inviting tenders for the lease of the Wells Street Tea House for a period of three years.
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MISS Dorathea Macmaster advises that the new term for intending pupils commences on Monday, October 16th. ***
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Jump aboard these school holidays for FREE* onboard activities
HOP aboard Searoad Ferries this September school holidays for a sea faring adventure and enjoy a range of school holiday activities which are free with the purchase of any ferrySailingticket.between Queenscliff and Sorrento is a great days outing for the whole family. The 40 minute crossing has plenty of deck space, a kids play area, good coffee for mum, dad or grandparent and a selection of snacks and treats.
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It is not possible for the railway au thorities to be continually on the alert to warn off trespassers, and parents would be well advised to take a hand in the matter themselves before a seri
As an aid to locomotion the device will not meet with the commendation of the average traveller, but evidently this is a case where the underground method must be accepted as a neces saryWhoeverevil. is in control of the thor oughfare should pay some little atten tion to the small boys with bicycles who so thoroughly approve of the new subway that they spend hazardous moments speeding down the steep inclines with gleeful recklessness.
In the hands of that capable organ iser, Mrs Geo. Shepherd, success is assured.
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THE Somerville Stars Football Club are holding a grand concert on Tuesday, September 23, when visit ing and local talent will supply the programme.
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Foot passenger ferry ticket prices are great value - $94 return for 2 adults and up to 3 children.
Or for a magical moment, meet Dazzling Dan the Magic Man who will mesmerise and surprise you with sleight of hand and traditional tricks and a little bit of silly humour.
MR. Will Allen, of Crib Point, is at present a patient in Nurse Creswick’s private hospital under the care of Dr. Maxwell.
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For ticket purchase and on board activities dates and times visit www.searoad.com.au YEARS AGO
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after stiffly propping down the incline. We feel sure that this matter has only to be mentioned and it will receive prompt attention from the authorities.
MR. E. J. Parker, secretary of the Frankston Football Club, has received a letter from Mr. Harold Haddock, secretary of the Hastings Football Club, congratulating Frankston on winning the premiership.
Building to commence on new Frankston theatre
Three of these shops will be 20ft. by 15ft. and one 16ft. x 15ft. The entire building is estimated to cost £8000.
ous tragedy occurs.
It is anticipated that the theatre will be ready for opening on Christmas Eve.
The structure is to be of brick, the front to be colored white with black facings.Themain hall will be 78ft. 6in. deep by 50ft. across.
Sail the Bay and Entertain the Kids this School Holidays
THE new subway at Frankston rail way station is probably a very excel lent sort of subway as subways go.
Savings Bank, will show up to the bestTheadvantage.landonwhich it will stand has a frontage of 100 ft. and was purchased at a cost of £1500.
A LARGE number of workmen were discharged from the Flinders Naval Base on Wednesday last.
Only a few employees were re tained.
A MEMORIAL fair, in aid of the Somerville Soldiers’ Memorial will be held in the Horticultural Hall, Somer ville, early next month.
Although Mr. Bond is the “live wire” connected with the movement, the enterprise will be known as the “Frankston Cinema and Palais de Dance Co. Pty. Ltd.”
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It is risky for the boys, but it is worse for those passengers who perhaps is just commencing to ascend
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lavender bush. The problem being that it was the meeting place for a large number of bees during daylight hours. So we had to wait until the sun went down. Digging in the darkness, when struck trouble when we burrowed through a large underground apart ment complex for bullants. Still, we continued to dig. The deeper we got, the harder it became. Wielding a mat tock, I stretched out as far as I could as I swung. Then I heard an almighty rip ping sound. After a quick check, I was able to ascertain that the seat of my trousers remained in place. It was only later when getting ready for bed that I made the gruesome discovery that my boxer shorts had ripped from top to tail. I was shocked. Granted, I was at full stretch, but it’s not as though I was performing a Romanian Deadlift. As the personal trainer waited my shorts, if not large portions of my life, flashed before my eyes. I hoped that my exercise gear could withstand the additional pressure. I hoped that no one was watching as I gingerly moved into position. Most of all, I hoped there was no-one standing directly behind me in case the unthinkable happened and there was a catastrophic structural failure. Fearing that the Romanian Deadlift might trigger a Tyabb Trouser Tear, I bolted in the air conditioning duct. Someday, maybe in a month or so, I’ll leave the duct and resume my life. Until then, if someone asks where I am, just tell them I’ve duct out for a bit.
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EVENTUALLY, we all succumb. Whether our surrender is a result of pride, carelessness or administrative error, we all ultimately find ourselves on some kind of quest to improve our selves. It needn’t be much. More care with your physical appearance, learn ing a language or improving your diet; it all counts towards making an even better you. And although I could have ironed a shirt, learned how to speak Klingon so I could fulfill my life’s am bition to translate ‘The Art of the Deal’ into a language more suited to its au thor or eaten some broccoli; I, instead, chose personal training.
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It involves keeping your back straight while bending at the hips and pushing your backside out as far as it will go. As a middle-aged man, such actions run counter to every instinct in my body. That’s like asking me to change my routine or skip the news –it’s simply not something I ever con template doing. Also, there’s a small matter of ‘the incident’.
Nelson was to be buried next to the
THE MEANING OF EXISTENCE... AND OTHER SHORT STORIES
The difference between exercise class and personal training is that there’s nowhere to hide. It’s just you and the person whose job it is to hunt you down in the event you decide to
Personal Training by the Seat of my Pants
My last birthday was something of a landmark occasion; probably a small mountain or an odd-shaped building. But whatever the monument, it’s the first time news of my birthday has ever been greeted with surprise. It’s some thing of an insult. I’m not sure what it says about how I conducted myself when I was younger, but when people react to your birthday by muttering, ‘really?’ it’s time to act.
It was years ago. We were looking after my father’s farm in Tyabb while he went gallivanting overseas. Before departing, he provided a list of the animals he feared might ‘go to God’ during his absence. At the top of the list was his dog, Nelson. Some pets are simply that. They share space with you and eat your food, but everyone goes about living their daily lives, unaf fected. Others are so much more. Nel son was in the latter category. I’m not sure if there’s such a thing as a ‘Hound of Distinction’ but if there is, it’d de scribe Nelson. When he did, unfortu nately, pass away, it fell to my brother and I to bury him in accordance with my father’s incredibly detailed and deeply impractical instructions.
I’ve attended the occasional exercise class before. Mostly, I like to blend in and not draw attention to myself, de spite my insistence on always wearing bright pink Lycra. While dressing like a highlighter pen might seem at odds with keeping a low profile, it’s solely for safety reasons. You can’t be too careful in exercise class. Or, as it turns out, too comfortable.
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take shelter in the air conditioning duct. Despite this, I turned up having forsaken my traditional hot pink Lycra in favour of full camouflage gear and one eye on the air conditioning duct in the event I needed to execute a swift escape.Mytrainer was an easy-going fellow who, technically speaking, may well
miliar with the Romanian Deadlift. Disappointingly, the Romanian Dead lift is not a band, although it probably should be. Let me say at the outset, I’m extremely fond of any exercise that’s geographically specific. Wheth er it’s the Welsh Squat, the Hungarian Vault or the Dutch Oven, these ex ercises have a sense of tradition that makes a trip to the gym feel culturally enriching as well as exhausting. Then he explained what a ‘Romanian Dead lift’ was.
qualify as a giant. But personal train ers should really be called ‘personable trainers’ as they seem to specialize in being friendly and encouraging. Per haps it’s their way of getting the best out of you. Or, then again, maybe it’s designed to lull you into a false sense ofMysecurity.trainer asked whether I was fa
senior coaches with Steve Sheppard remaining as a senior assistant and Jake Priest re-appointed as reserves coach.Symonds will be an assistant to both the seniors and reserves.
In State 1 news Mornington is con sidering a coaching restructure with additional assistants working with head coach Adam Jamieson and assis tant coach Gerry McDonagh. These assistants would focus on spe cific aspects of the game such as de fending, attacking etc.
Kosta Drakoulakos will again be in charge of strength and conditioning, a position he also holds at Baxter.
Registrations must be in by Wednes day 2 November and for further de tails contact Rob Giabardo at austral ian00@hotmail.com.
It’s also expected that there will be player announcements in coming weeks.Meanwhile Skye United defender Brett Heskins won the seniors Players’
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Baxter boys: Tom Hawkins (left) and Liam Baxter have chosen Baxter Park ahead of Monterey Reserve for the 2023 season. Pictures: Supplied
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But that’s what Johnston may con front.Other Pines players from the senior and reserve squads are understood to be considering joining Baxter and linking again with Hayden Taylor who coached Pines reserves this year and is now Fisher’s senior assistant.
Strikers held their presentation night last weekend and Riley Anderton won the seniors best and fairest and Golden Boot awards, Ben Caballero was sen iors Players’ Player of the Year, re serves best and fairest was Josh Botha, reserves Players’ Player of the Year was Cody Storton-French and Raholah Yousefi was reserves Golden Boot winner.
“It’s a new challenge for me and it fits in with my work and family com mitments as I don’t think I could com mit at Pines probably as much as I’d want to in State 2,” Hawkins said.
Delaney and Morrison will be joint
Former player Steele, the club’s technical director, took over in a care taker capacity for the last few games of the season following Lee Barber’s resignation.InotherState 4 news Chelsea will host a seven-a-side Spring Fling Cup for juniors, seniors and masters on 12, 19 and 26 November and players from other clubs are welcome to form a team.
And while Pines deals with this situ ation State 2 rival Peninsula Strikers have announced a major coaching restructure bringing in Scott Morri son and Jason Symonds who were in charge of Mornington’s reserves this year.
and excited to be involved with a club where young guys are getting onto the pitch (in the seniors).”
“I think we needed this (restructure) to give us the best chance to take the club into State 1,” Delaney said.
He’s a right-sided full-back or wingback and with young players from NPL junior programs expected to come into the side his experience will be invalu able.
Strikers have re-appointed Donn Delaney whose first year as a senior coach saw the Centenary Park outfit mount a serious promotion challenge only to falter in the last few games of the season.
“It came about because all parties were open to it and I think we are likeminded in the way we want to play football.“Iknow Scott from the short time he was here working with Paul (Wil liams).“He’s a good guy and I don’t think this would have worked with someone else.“Scott and Jason have seen that we’ve got eight to 10 boys in the senior squad who were in the reserves and I think they are both impressed with that
The last thing the recently promoted club needs is for new senior coach Tre vor Johnston to be forced to replace first teamers who played an integral part in the club’s runner-up finish in State 3 this year.
He switched to Langwarrin that same year and has also been on the books of Mornington, Casey Comets, Box Hill United, Doveton and Kingston City.
“I’ve had a good talk to ‘Fish’ and he’s switched on and has some really good ideas.
“I guess helping out with younger players is part of my role and if the side builds the way ‘Fish’ wants it to then I fancy our chances of doing something nextForyear.”Pines a repeat of the exodus that ensued after Danny Verdun stepped down as head coach in 2015 would be a nightmare scenario.
It’s unclear whether or not Aaran Currie will also move to Baxter Park given his close friendship with Hawk ins and Liam Baxter.
Player of the Year award with Mo El HassanTwenty-year-oldrunner-up. Nick Wright won the reserves Players’ Player of the Year award with Michael Putson runner-up. And State 4 outfit Somerville con firmed late last week that Adam Steele is its senior coach for 2023.
LIAM Baxter and Tom Hawkins have left Frankston Pines and have joined Baxter.
There’s talk that Pines reserves assis tant coach Jamie O’Halloran will make the switch and could be joined by Dy lan Waugh, Jarrod Nardino, Jamie Baxter and Alastair Wallace.
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Baxter was on the books of Inverness Caledonian This tle and a number of Highland League clubs before arriving here early in 2017 to play for Shepparton-based Goulburn Valley Suns.
Hawkins has previously played with Mornington and Peninsula Strikers.
Baxter to Baxter, Hawkins too
Should Nardino join he’ll be trained by new Baxter goalkeeping coach Chris Jones who needs no introduction to followers of the local game.
If Currie and Waugh join Liam Bax ter that leaves Pines forced to find a new strike force as they were the club’s top three scorers this year.
They are the first signings that new Baxter coach Stephen Fisher hopes will bring the State 4 outfit success nextScottishseason.striker
It’s a social competition and games will consist of 20-minute halves and a five-minute half-time break.
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BONBEACH will play Frankston YCW in the MPNFL Division One Grand Final this Sunday.
The Kangaroos were crowned 2022 MPNFL Division Two premiers on Saturday. They defeated Karingal at SkybusLangwarrinStadium.entered the Grand Final undefeated for the season. A four goals
ley and Matthew Douglas also per formed well.
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Triple triumph: Langwarrin took home plenty of silverware after winning their grand finals in Under 19's, Reserves and Seniors. Picture: Paul Stan Churcher
thriller over Seaford to start the day. The triumph was followed by a big win for Langwarrin’s reserves side in their Grand Final against Karingal.
Karingal struggled to hit the scoreboard all day. Langwarrin were just too good for the Bulls, and went on to claim a 51 point win 10.9 (69) to 2.6 Mitchell(18).
The result capped off a fairytale day for Langwarrin. The club’s under19s team won their Grand Final in a
The Sharks earned their way into the season decider by beating Frankston Bombers last weekend. After a competitive start to the
LANGWARRIN has put the finishing touches on its perfect season.
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runningLangwarrinwithout winners.51–point
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preliminary final, Bonbeach caught the Bombers on the back foot in the second quarter. A seven goals to two second term put the game out of the Bombers’Bonbeachreach.only scored one goal in the second half, but they had enough of a lead to hold on to the win. The Sharks won their way through to the big dance with an 11.14 (80) to 8.9 (57)Shanewin. McDonald impressed for Bonbeach with four goals. Beau Bai
Shark attack: Despite only scoring one major in the second half, a
Kangas leap: Karingal were never in the match
The 2022 Grand Final between Frankston YCW and Bonbeach will be held at Skybus Stadium this Sun day, 18 September. The first bounce is at Earlier2.30pm.inthe day Frankston YCW’s under-19s team will play Mt Eliza in their Grand Final, and the Stonecats’ reserves will play Red Hill.
Cuthbert, Billy Rolfe, and Joel Bateman were Langy’s best. Josh Dormer booted three goals.
Fairytale finish for Kangaroos after undefeated season
to zero opening quarter saw them take a big early lead.
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