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1 TheCheeseGrater Freshers October 2010
The Other Student Magazine of University College London Union
Freshers’ Fayre Issue October 2010
THIS ISSUE Tory Story
Conservative Soc in chaos p.2
UCL WELCOMES FAMOUS ALUMNI
Student Cooking
W.R. Glenfiddich in culinary heaven p.3
FAQ off
We answer your union queries p.3
Undeniable Twat David Irving interviewed p.3
Dirty Scrubbers
UCL cleaners scour for more dosh p.4
FREE BALLOON!!!
plus staple (also free)
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Peter F. Gesbian Wednesday saw the return of a few famous faces to UCL for a Wine and Cheese evening in the North Cloister. The event, hosted by Provost Malcolm Grant, was put on to raise funds for victims of the recent Colchester mudslide. Notable names on show included pen pusher AA Gill, 400m diva Christine Ohuruogu and failed underwear bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab (above, left).
for being a shy man and also an international terrorist. However, on the night he was seen liberally quaffing champagne with Justine Frischmann and even engaging in a sing-along with two members of Keane. When asked about the surprise guest, drummer Richard Hughes seemed to be quite taken aback. ‘He’s had a tough time over the past year,’ he said, ‘but
have been friends had we moved in the same circles.’ The fiery fundamentalist, who was allowed twenty-four hours special leave from Michigan Prison to attend the event, was said to be ‘truly humbled’ by the level of canapé on offer. Ricky Gervais was also present.
For more on the party see page 5.