The Batter's Box Fall 2011 - 2nd Edition

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The Dirt BOYS NIGHT OUT!!!

Top Notch Recruiter

Witnessing a conversation held between Jeff “The SmoothOperator” and Roman “Chesapeake” Goldshteyn pretty much made my night. These two boys accompanied by Robbie Wright, and possibly Doug Werner (he was a casualty of war), are going to have a boys night and clean up with the ladies…except of course…not Robbie, he is only there for pure amusement factor…HE BETTER BE OR HIS ASS WILL BE HANDED TO HIM BY YOURS TRULY! Ok, enough with that rant, and back to the story, Eeen though Jeff & Roman are outgoing and loud and obnoxious and the list can go on, I think the guy that will be doing most of the clean up is the shy, quiet guy, Doug Werner. Jeff, Roman and Robbie can bait the girls, and Dougie can reel them in. I of course, being the nice person that I am, offered to pick them up after their done painting the town red. Luckily, I have an SUV with tons of trunk room, so I can fit a couple ladies or guys (who knows what they’re into) in my car for the ride home! So ladies, hold on to your skirts, and guys hold on to your junk cause these boys will be out on the town soon!

Congrats to Will Buker for having the most referrals this season, adding 16 newbies to his roster…including himself! Will and his team Sons of Pitches had no problem using up the $100 bar tab they won. I saw that the girls were drinking margaritas and such…and the boys…well they were getting double pitchers left and right playing their game of chandelier. I did have to get in on that action and beat up on their gator fans! Again, Congrats to Will Buker for having the most referrals this season!

James is ALWAYS Ready!!! No matter what is going on around him or what he’s doing, I think James Salgado has a 6th sense for cameras being pointed in his direction. He seems to always be ready for a picture. This picture is a prime example. But I’d like to look through Eddie Stryker’s photos to see if he’s got any pictures of James not ready for a picture. Because we all know how stealthy Eddie is with his camera! James, you are such a camera whore!

PDA?! Eww Gross! I do love the enthusiasm of new relationships, don’t really know this couple, so not sure how new it is. They definitely need to get a room. I’ve seen a couple pictures now of these two making out! COME ON NOW!!!! The least you can do is find a booth in the corner of the other side of the restaurant where its not so “public.” Ohhhh….you two lovebirds make me sick!

BE ON TIME!!! This is only in this section because I know ya’ll read this part of the newsletter. But this is to remind everyone to please be on time to your games. There is a 15 minute grace period for the 6:30 games ONLY! If the 6:30 games start late, then you’ll have a shorter game. The 7:30 games will start on time NO MATTER WHAT! The refs are only paid up to an hour and nothing more! So please make any arrangements you need to, to be on time. If you know you’re going to be late, make sure you let your captain know, so he/she can make arrangements to add a substitute to the roster. If the refs and Jeff White, who is coming all the way from Newport News can came it, then so can you. Ok thanks!

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