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McDonald’s Buys Out UNH; Dean Fills Tummy

Pope Miracle Under Scrutiny

By ERIN ENNIS

ASSISTANT EDITOR

Sodexo says, “Whateva; We Still Got the $1 Wraps”

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sixth president of the University of New Haven in 2004, Kaplan –––––––––––––––––––––––––– has been frequenting the big M every day for lunch. “The Big On Monday, Mar. 29, UNH Mac is a symphony for the taste President Kaplan flew out to buds because of its tantalizing Oak Brook, Illinois to meet patties of beef in-between some McDonald’s CEO Jim Skinner deliciously warm buns with letat the McDonald’s world head- tuce, tomato, and that darn tasty quarters.

Thousand Island dressing.”

This week marks the fifth anniversary of the death of Pope John Paul II, and some fear the miracle needed to make him a saint will fall to the wayside of extensive scrutiny.

The miracle, which many considered to be a shoe-in option for his sainthood, involves the curing of Simon-Pierre of Parkinson’s disease. The young nun, who knew of John Paul’s own ailment, prayed to him and was miraculously healed exactly two years after his death. However, many controversies have arisen over the Vatican’s ability to accept the cure as a miracle, which cannot be fully proven without extensive medical examinations and Simon-Pierre’s eventual death.

A prominent Polish newspaper has suggested, in addition, that Simon-Pierre may have never had Parkinson’s, and instead may have been diagnosed incorrectly. The disease she probably had, although not named, would have a similar morphology but be curable. This curable disease would not qualify for a miracle and would officially nullify the sainthood qualifications.

The Vatican hopes to address this issue with additional doctors and consultations. The emeritus head of the Vatican’s Congregation for the Cause of Saints, Cardinal Jose Saraiva Martins,

By ZACK ROSEN

EDITOR-IN-CHIEF

ship. “We still have some tasty $1 wraps!” says Jim. But, according to Kaplan, “The Marketplace does not have that beautifully sculpted yellow M above their entrance!”

Others have joined Sodexo’s side, raising their concern about McDonald’s buying out the University of New Haven. “This

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There, President Kaplan signed an agreement to transfer ownership of the university to the global fast food restaurant.

“The Big Mac is, without a doubt, the best sandwich in America,” said President Kaplan. “Even better than Quizno’s BLT.” Ever since becoming the

Other administrators on campus are equally enthused by UNH’s recent transfer of ownership. According to Assistant Dean of Students Ric Baker, pictured above, “I’m lovin’ it.”

Jim Sodexo, president of The Marketplace, says he is outraged by the university’s decision to change to McDonald’s owner-

American Criminal Justice Association Heads to Nationals

By ROB HANSON

PRESIDENT, ACJA

–––––––––––––––––––––––––– This year, Mar. 12 marked the day that most students started celebrating spring break and a time off from their studies. However myself and 14 other students did not. Over the past 6 months the American Criminal Justice Association has been working hard to fundraise enough money to support out trip to the national

conference.

This year the trip was to Portland, Oregon. Over the past 2 years, ACJA has had a great result at both the national and regional conferences for competition. During the weeklong conference students networked with various departments and agencies from across the nation.

A few of the main guest speakers were from the Transportation Security Administration, United

makes me feel like students aren’t cared for,” said sophomore Berg Irking, “and I should be made to feel like a king!”

President Kaplan and Assistant Dean of Students Baker were unavailable for comment; sources say they were busy analyzing the enrollment levels of the Shamrock Shake.

suggests that mere doubts may have been cast by doctors who did not want to be attached to such heavy material. He also explained that the doctors have not renounced the miracle in any way and consideration is still being pushed forward for John Paul II. Pope John Paul II has also been called into scrutiny for his long-heralded battle over sexual scandals within the Vatican.

John Paul worked vigorously when the scandal erupted in 2002 in the United States. Under Pope Benedict’s power, one of John Paul’s championed leaders, Rev. Marcial Maciel of Mexico and of the Legionaries of Christ, was removed from his position to live a life of “reserved prayer” in order to make up for his sins.

These cases, which all fell during John Paul II 26 year reign as pope, have caused some scrutiny amongst the public in the beatification process, but the Vatican seems to think otherwise. Saraiva Martins suggests that the abuse scandals will not have any effect on his ascendance into sainthood.

John Paul II’s rise to sainthood will continue as his miracle is evaluated by Vatican doctors and professionals. With her death being considered an “extreme” means of verification, the Vatican will have to expand on its current progress in order to determine the validity of the Pope’s posthumous miracle.

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Chargers Sweep N.Y.I.T. in 2010 Home Opener

CHARGER BULLETIN PRESS RELEASE UNH ATHLETICS

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W E S T HAVEN The University of New Haven softball team defeated N . Y. I . T. in a pair of games ThursSee ACJA page 3 day afternoon on the UNH campus.

The Chargers won the openwomen in attendance. Contrary ing game to recent news, it was not in hon- 3-0 and or of the recently legalized gay followed marriage, but rather to support a that with 4-3 new rule, the 69 Exclusion Rule, a that has teachers in Tempershed come-from-behind win in the Middle School banned from dis- nightcap. With the wins, the naplaying any visual representa- tionally ranked No. 24 Chargers tion of the number 69 because improves to 10-2 on the season, of its sexual connotation. This while the Bears fall to 6-8 overincludes working on or assign- all.

Game One See WASHINGTON page 5 The Chargers opened scor-

ing in Thursday’s opening game.

Christina Gelardi opened the game with a walk and ended up being the Chargers first run when

center field fence. UNH retired the side in the fourth and sixth innings, while its defense played error-free. Gleason capped the

Number 69 Excluded from School Curriculum

By LIZ DE LA TORRE STAFF WRITER

–––––––––––––––––––––––––– For the 5,000 people gathered just outside Tacoma, Washington on Friday, Mar. 26, it was a day for a celebration—a historic shock for the rest of the world— but an experience nonetheless.

“This is a great day! We won’t have to keep pressing people about this issue,” says one of the

Nicole Downs hit a pair of homeruns in the first game to help lead the Chargers to victory.

Nicole Downs hit a sacrifice fly to right field two batters later.

With a 1-0 lead, Breanne Gleason shutdown the Bears offense in the second and third innings, while Downs put the Chargers ahead 2-0 in the bottom of the third inning with a bomb over the

win with three strikeouts in the seventh inning, earning her seventh win of the season.

The senior pitcher finished with 10 strikeouts, while allowing just two hits and earning the See N.Y.I.T. page 17

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Animal Awareness Tip

by Maideline Sanchez

Grey Wolf (Canis Iupus)

Grey wolves are the largest species of the Canidae family and survivors of the Ice Age era originating during Late Pleistocene 300,000 years ago. They are considered apex predators, meaning that they do not contain predators of their own. They lived in much of Eurasia and North America until they were annihilated due to human hunting. Human hunting of grey wolves is considered both sport and extermination because of threats to livestock and people.

Grey Wolves are sexually dimorphic in terms of weight and their physique. Males usually weigh around 79 pounds on average while females typically weigh 20% less with narrower muzzles, foreheads, and less massive shoulders.

Grey wolves rely on their endurance rather than their speed. They can trot at speeds of up to six miles per hour and reach

a maximum speed of 40 miles per hour during a chase. Their paws are designed to tread easily in snow and other terrains.

After a gestation period of 60 days, an average of 5 to 6 pups are born usually deaf, blind, and completely dependent

Their front paws are much larger in proportion to their hind paws and each toe contains slight webbing. They also contain scent glands, which leave other wolves aware of its presence. Wolves begin to mate between the months of January and April. A male may mate with one or more of its subordinate females unless there is one of his same hierarchy.

on their mother. For two weeks they consume milk from their mother and afterwards they begin to eat regurgitated food. After two months they escape from their dens and explore their environment up to a mile away. Eventually they are introduced to the pack. Did you know? A pack of wolves can range from 2 to up to 20 members.

by Joann Wolowowicz

April Fools’ Day

Every year, Apr. 1 is the day all comedians and pranksters wait for. It is April Fools’ Day, a day where you play jokes on all of your friends and get joked on in return.

But who started this day and when did it all start?

Although the day, also called All Fools’ Day, has been celebrated for several centuries by different cultures, its exact origins remain a mystery.

Some historians speculate that April Fools’ Day dates back to 1582 when France switched from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar. People, who were slow to get the news and failed to recognize that the start of the new year had been moved to Jan. 1, became the butt of jokes and hoaxes because they still celebrated the day during the last week of March through Apr. 1. Many of these jokes included having paper fish placed on their backs and being referred to as a “poisson ‘avril”

or April fish. This saying was meant to symbolize a young, easily caught fish and a gullible person.

Historians also link April Fools’ Day to ancient festivals such as Hilaria, which is celebrated in Rome at the end of March involving people dressing up in disguises.

Other speculations include that the day was tied to the vernal equinox, or the first day of spring in the Northern Hemisphere, when Mother Nature “fooled people’ with changing, unpredictable weather.

Later on, April Fools’ Day spread throughout Britain during the 18th century.

In Scotland, the tradition became a two-day event, starting with “hunting the gowk,” in which people were sent on phony errands (gowk is a word for cuckoo bird, a symbol for fool) and followed by Tailie Day, which involved pranks played on people’s derrieres, such as pinning fake tails or “kick me” signs on them.

In modern times, people have gone to great lengths to create elaborate April Fools’ Day hoaxes. Newspapers, radio and TV stations, and web sites have participated in the Apr. 1 tradition of reporting outrageous fictional claims that have fooled their audiences.

In 1957, the BBC reported that Swiss farmers were experiencing a record spaghetti crop and showed footage of people harvesting noodles from trees; numerous viewers were fooled. In 1985, Sports Illustrated tricked many of its readers when it ran a madeup article about a rookie pitcher named Sidd Finch who could throw a fastball over 168 miles per hour. In 1996, Taco Bell, the fast-food restaurant chain, duped people when it announced it had agreed to purchase Philadelphia’s Liberty Bell and intended to rename it See APRIL page 3

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USGA President’s Corner Fellow UNH students, I hope your spring break was enjoyable and filled with lots of sun. Now that we’re back here, it is USGA elections time! By the time you read this, elections will have ended for next year’s USGA president, treasurer, and senators. If you have any questions about how the USGA election process worked, please e-mail me at USGAPresident@newhaven.edu!

The annual Alumni Scholarship Ball will be held this year on Saturday, Apr. 17 in the David Beckerman Recreation Center. The USGA has purchased a table for this year’s event and we would like to invite all UNH students. If you are interested in attending this event, please send an email to me at USGAPresident@newhaven.edu by Mar. 31 at 5pm. Please answer the question: What is your involvement at UNH and how would you benefit from attending this scholarship ball? Please keep in mind you can only attend if you are 21 years of age or older.

I encourage any students who have any questions about UNH or how to get involved to come visit the USGA offices located on the top floor of Bartels Hall. You can find students who will be able to answer your questions or help you any way they can during any time of the day. As always, if you have any concerns log onto www. chargervoice.com and let your voice be heard.

Have a great week, Christopher Rinck USGA President USGAPresident@newhaven.edu

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Stated Coast Guard, Department of Homeland Security, and Customs and Boarder Patrol Enforcement Agency. Students had spent several months prior to this trip studying for the academics portion

police management, and LAE knowledge. UNH successfully placed in all academic tests.

The following day students competed in crime scene, firearms, and physical agility. In all of these categories UNH returned

sional, talented, or more dedicated group of students attend such a conference. Between fundraising, footing out of pocket expenses, representing the university community, and performance in tests, the students on the ACJA trip

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the Taco Liberty Bell. In 1998, after Burger King advertised a “Left-Handed Whopper,” scores of clueless customers requested the fake sandwich.

So whatever way you chose to celebrate this fun day, do it safely and make it fun, because you never know what other people may have in store for you. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS’ DAY EVERYONE!!!

CT Officer Recalls Fatal Crash Scene

By WILLIAM KAEMPFFER NEW HAVEN REGISTER

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of the competition. All competed in the following tests: criminal law, corrections, juvenile justice,

with awards. I am proud, as the president of the organization, to say I have never seen such a profes-

showcased a standard to a national audience of what UNH teaches their students.

Culture and Cuisine Highlight International Festival

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On April 10, the University of New Haven International Student Association (ISA) will host the university's 30th annual International Festival, featuring displays from over 20 countries and UNH clubs, student performers, and foods from around the world. Participating countries and clubs include Afghanistan, China, Russia, the United States of America (represented by the

Graduate Student Council), India, Saudi Arabia, Latin-American Student Association, Caribbean Student Association, Libya, Korea, Malaysia, Iran, Turkey, Sri Lanka and more. The event, which is open to the public, costs $5 for UNH students and $10 for general admission.

The UNH International Student Association was founded to give international students a voice in student government, as well as an opportunity to add diversity to campus events and activities. ISA

represents all international students and provides a platform from which their concerns are voiced and heard. It is based on the promotion of friendship through a cross-cultural exchange among students.

ISA offers students the opportunity to learn about the cultural heritage, traditions and lifestyles of people around the world.

For more information, visit http://www.newhaven.edu/student-life/ CampusLife_StudentAffairs/iso/29772/

New Haven police Officer Curtis Miller was on his way to a church meeting in his hometown of Stonington when he saw ominous, thick black smoke ahead.

He skipped his exit and drove right into the fiery scene on Interstate 95.

"All I could see were flames everywhere. Diesel fuel was on fire all over the road. You could feel the intense heat inside my truck," Miller said this week.

He saw hundreds of feet of wire guardrail plowed down by the semi, which ruptured its fuel tanks and ignited the diesel. State Police say the rig erupted into flames before plowing into a bridge abutment and careening onto Taugwonk Road in a massive fireball.

Miller came upon the scene about a minute later and pulled over. "I ran down the embankment to where the fire was to see if there were any other vehicles involved on that secondary road. But my main concern was to see if I could render aid to the driver of that tractor-trailer," he said.

He inched toward the cab, but the boiling heat and explosions kept him

back. He inched closer.

"I was trying to get a visual to see if I could see anybody. These flames were shooting 60 feet into the air. People were telling me they could see it from the New London Bridge.

I could actually feel my clothes starting to melt," he said.

"I knew the guy had to be dead. There was nothing else I could do down there."

Miller, 25, a two-year member of the New Haven department, was one of the first motorists to come upon the catastrophic tractor-trailer crash Saturday that killed the driver and closed down the highway for hours. The truck was carrying stage equipment for a Carrie Underwood concert at Mohegan Sun. At the show, she dedicated a song to the driver.

Back on the highway, Miller grabbed his reflective police vest out of his personal vehicle. Visibility was near zero because of smoke and people already had stopped to take pictures.

Over the next few minutes, Miller directed traffic and located any witnesses he could. On borrowed paper, he jotted down names and contact information and accounts of what happened, which he later relayed to State Police.

Fire engines started arriving, including companies from Mystic, where he was a volunteer firefighter as a teenager.

According to Miller, he originally wanted to be a New Haven firefighter and attended the University of New Haven, where he got a degree in fire science. In 2007, he applied for the New Haven Fire Department, and when he didn't get hired he decided to apply as a police officer, with no regrets.

He likes the variety of the job and community interaction, working evening shift patrolling the Dixwell and Newhallville neighborhoods.

"You're doing aspects of everything. One day you're locking somebody up and the next day you're helping them out because they have a medical issue.

Every situation is unique.

Yeah, I like what I'm doing."

Police have not released the identity of the driver, who was so badly burned he had to be identified through dental records.

Miller said he wished he could have done more.

"I feel like you almost have a duty to act, on or off duty," he said. "I would hope that if it was me, somebody would have tried to do the same thing."

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By MARION SACHDEVA

MARVIN K. PETERSON LIBRARY

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Looking to write your next term paper on the health care reform? To find reliable published sources of information for your course assignments, the library has many electronic options. From the Library web page, with your UNH network username and password you can get full text articles and books related to your topic. It doesn’t even matter if you are not on campus! The menu listings on the Library Home page for these sources are Catalog – UNH, Databases, and

Finding Information in the Library

Journals. Following is an example of what can be found in each of these, using the current hot topic of the pros and cons of the Health Care bill.

Catalog – UNH is the library’s online catalog (also a database, but that’s another story), which lists not only the printed books on the shelves in the library, but also many full text online books. We especially cater to those published by the U.S. government on topics important to the UNH academic programs. Typing in “health care” as subject keywords and selecting Quick Limit can minimize 2000 results into a list of over 400. The

articles are sorted by date, with the most recent being ones: White House Forum on Health Reform (2009), a 54 page book published by the Office of the President, covering all the issues (pro and con) about the current health care legislation.

Other full text books from this search include government hearings, which are filled with expert testimony on related topics such as ways to reduce the cost of health insurance, strengthening the Medicare payment system, and strengthening employerprovided health care – as well as exploring the truth about veterans’ suicides, not the intended topic, but

in Bartels where students will be able to guess how much each tagged item costs. Various prizes will be awarded to students with the closest guesses.

The UNH Annual Fund, including the student Phone-a-thon Callers, raises money from alumni and parents every year to help with student scholarships.

The money also funds many of the other activities that go on at UNH. This makes it possible for every student who wants to attend the university to have the opportunities necessary for success.

Part of the Annual Fund is SPUD, Students Promoting Undergraduate Development. Members of

SPUD call alumni and parents asking for gifts to help undergraduate students.

With gifts from alumni and parents, the school can provide financial aid and scholarships, gifts to the different academic schools, sports teams, and construction projects on campus. With this knowledge, hopefully today’s students, who have received donations from alumni, will help the University of New Haven and the students of tomorrow.

For more information about this opportunity, please contact Michelle Morra at mmorr7@unh. newhaven.edu.

The Price? Yeah, It’s Right!

By MICHELLE MORRA GUEST CONTRIBUTOR

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On Apr. 5 through Apr. 7, the University of New Haven Annual Fund SPUD members will be hosting a “Price is Right” Campaign. With the “Price is Right” Campaign, SPUD is hoping to raise awareness about the Annual Fund and what it does. SPUD is aiming to educate the University of New Haven community on the value of alumni giving back to the university.

Starting Apr. 5, there will be price tags up all over campus and the University of New Haven Annual Fund will have tables

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displaying any visual representation of the number 69 because of its sexual connotation. This includes working on or assigning problems that consist of or result in the number 69.

Teachers failing to comply with these regulations will face hearing for disciplinary action. While the rule does not mention any restrictions for students, students are held in confines to the rule and will be subjected to suspension for violating the “sanctity of the educational threshold for either demonstrating or teaching any sexual behavior.”

Parents in favor of this new school proposal have all agreed that this is the way to go. Martha Stockholm, who has joined other parents in lobbying for the 69 Exclusion Rule to take effect in nearby Seattle, said, “other schools should take notice. The reality is knowledge is powerful, and this sort of knowledge early on can be very dangerous and corrupting. Kids deserve the right to be kids and not be subjected to or exposed to

adult-like behavior.”

Outcry from parents surfaced just after a fourth grade student came home and told her parents that, while her teacher had been writing the number 69 in a division problem, another classmate said, “My dogs 69’d this morning,” and proceeded to explain to her and other students the oral sex subtext by drawing a picture of his pets acting out. The student was later detained by security after successfully bringing his dogs to school for a “show and tell” during lunchtime. When asked why he brought his pets for “show and tell,” the student allegedly said, “Well, my parents are at work right now.” The classmate, who has not been identified, is serving a six-day suspension and has been asked to write a 1,000-word essay on why his behavior was wrong.

Still, others have cited the policy as “ridiculous.”

One parent called the new rule “pointless since children will learn about the meaning sooner or later.”

Despite parents in opposition to the motion, the

school says it is taking the means necessary to prevent encouragement of sexual experimentation for future generations of students. In fact, Tempershed administration has decided to install a strict “No Sex in School” plan that will prohibit sex knowledge as the education it will enforce. This will implement the termination of health classes, the removal of computers in classrooms, and a more conservative wardrobe by students and teachers alike. Danny Moldy, a parent of a sixth grader, shot down the plan as a way of ignoring the issue: “So, the solution to the problem is to pretend it doesn’t exist?

Just not talk about it? You can’t keep children innocent forever. Sex is everywhere. 69 is just a number that happens to resemble something else. You can’t deprive kids of knowing the number just because parents are scared of their children being curious.”

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one of grave concern and interest all the same.

Databases are electronic collections of books and articles (from journals, magazines, and newspapers) on all imaginable topics. For this health care topic, which is interdisciplinary, you can start with the subject listing and the group of databases called general. Typing “health care” in the CQ Researcher database and sorting by date to get the most recent, leads to a report on the Tea Party Movement, which certainly covers controversy about the health care bill. In the Academic OneFile database, the subject search for Health

Care Reform (full text sources only) from Jan. 2009 to the present gives about 14,000 sources in journals, magazines and newspapers, and multimedia. Below the general databases is a group called Health. Searching the subject Health Care Reform in the Health & Wellness Resource Center gives over 15,000 results. Searching the phrase “health care reform” from Jan. 2009 to today in the Highwire database of scientific journals gives over 1300 articles. By now you probably have more than enough excellent sources for your paper or presentation.

The Journals option in

the library menu lists all journals, magazines, and newspapers available to our community. If you have a citation from a particular journal and need the article, type the journal title in here. But if you want to see what journals are available on a particular topic, pick the subject search drop-down, select your subject area, click search and then click on the specific topic of interest – for example Public Health, which gives a list of online journals related to this topic.

Best wishes for a pleasant research experience, and be sure to ask for help!

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Award from the Maxwell Football Club of Philadelphia, the Pat Summerall Award for excellence in football broadcasting, and five CableACE awards as cable's best sports host.

He was voted "Best Cable Sportscaster" three times

by The Cable Guide and has received 10 Emmy nominations as best sports host. Prior to ESPN, Berman worked in radio for WERI in Westerly, R.I., and WNVR in Waterbury, Conn. He graduated from Brown University in 1977 with a B.A. in history, and has since been inducted into the Brown University Athletics Hall of Fame, and received an honorary Doctor of Humane Letters degree from his alma mater in 2007.

Since Craig Mortali's internship at ESPN in 1983, and his graduation from UNH in 1984 with a B.S. in communication, the award-winning producer has spent his entire professional career at the world-renowned sports network, participating in the company's development from a niche channel in the infancy of cable television to a media giant and one of the nation's preeminent sports brands.

While his specialty lies in documentary and longform production, Mortali also has experience in live studio and field-production for shows including

SportsCenter, NFL Gameday, NFL Primetime, and Outside the Lines. He has won six Emmy Awards while at ESPN, and his recent documentary, Triumph and Tragedy: The Ray Mancini Story, won the 2008 CableFAX Program Award for "Best Sports Show." As an undergraduate at UNH, Mortali worked for WNHU-FM as a sportscaster, talkshow host and disc jockey.

Mortali also served as the radio station's public relations director and sports director during his junior and senior years, respectively. When the UNH football program was reinstated in 2009, Mortali was invited to return as the play-by-play voice of the UNH Chargers. He was recognized with the UNH Distinguished Alumni Award in 2002 and named Executive in Residence by the UNH Management of Sports Industries Program, where he serves on the advisory board.

The public is invited, however, seating is limited. Admission is free, although a suggested donation of $5 is asked in support of the UNH Sports Industries Club. The sports dialogue will take place on Apr. 15. For more information contact Kathy Mazzeo, UNH College of Business, at 203-932-7123 or kmazzeo@newhaven. edu.

ESPN Sportscaster and Alumnus to Discuss Sports on Campus

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In celebration of the 25th anniversary of the Management of Sports Industries Program at the University of New Haven (UNH), noted ESPN sportscaster Chris Berman will participate in an extended sports dialogue with ESPN producer and UNH alumnus Craig Mortali '84, followed by a Q&A session on Apr. 15.

Chris Berman joined ESPN in 1979 and has hosted numerous programs during his three decades with the network, including SportsCenter, Baseball Tonight, Monday Night Countdown, NFL Primetime, Major League Baseball games, the Stanley Cup Playoffs, and the U.S. Open. He anchored ABC's Super Bowl pregame shows in 2000, 2003, and 2006 and has covered 23 MLB all-star games.

He has hosted Sunday NFL Countdown for the past 24 seasons; during his tenure the program was the recipient of seven Sports Emmy Awards for "Outstanding Studio Show-Weekly" and five CableACE awards.

In addition, Berman has been elected National Sportscaster of the Year six times by the National Sportscasters and Sportswriters Association, has won the Reds Bagnell

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By ZACK ROSEN

EDITOR-IN-CHIEF

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So I don’t really have much to vent about this week...actually, instead, I want to quickly say what great opportunities the University of New Haven actually has!

By this time every year, we can look back and see all of the things that we have complained about.

Extra students in classes that are supposed to be small, “meh” communication between administration and the rest of the campus community, and

By ERIN ENNIS

ASSISTANT EDITOR

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Happy April Fools Day! I hope everyone is enjoying a day full of jokes and pranks. I’m sure SCOPE Co-Chair Glenn Altshuler will do something to my office this week, so shout out to him!

So in other news this week, I’m ready to bash on some people on Facebook! Surprisingly, amidst the bandwagons of mafia war playing, note writing, and formspring questions (don’t even get me started on that one), a new trend has emerged. Across the Facebook universe, thousands of users are changing their profile names in an attempt to squash potential employers from viewing “inappropriate”

It’s Not Really ALL That Bad

drastic campus changes offers. to the I’m goroom seing to lection touch process. u p o n Yu p , just one it was in this a pretty editorial: full year experiof comential edplaints, ucation. troubles, This a n d p a s t probweek, lems! f r o m B u t March amongst 2 3 all that, through it’s nice to see all of the March 28, I attended positives things that the the 38th annual College

Newspaper Business and Advertising Managers conference in Los Angeles. Myself and four other students flew out of JFK airport on Tuesday afternoon and arrived in sunny Burbank, California at 3:21pm PT for an almostweek long conference about advertising, college newspaper management, and many other useful skills that can pertain to anybody interested in the business of media.

Only at a school like UNH could this entire trip -- 6 days and 5 nights -- be funded by a student government. Although stu-

dents paid for some registration costs and their own personal souvenirs, all other costs were funded by The Charger Bulletin as a part of the Undergraduate Student Government Association.

In addition to many sessions, workshops, and roundtable discussions, we also had some free time out in Los Angeles. During this time, we visited Manhattan and Santa Monica beaches, checked out the Hollywood sign, Mulholland Drive, and many other sight-seeing locations throughout the city. Not to mention we ran into Sean

Your Middle Name Won’t Get You a Job!

content.

This profile name change goes like this: currently on Facebook I am known as Erin Ennis. By changing my name to Erin Joan, instead, I will be able to easily circumvent those employers and school officials looking through my pictures and wall comments…are you freaking kidding me!?

Sure, you may make it a little more difficult for the average employer just looking for a simple snoop.

They won’t find your name the first time they

look. But any experienced Facebook stalker, or really anyone with half a brain, can find your profile in less time than it took you

I mean really…did anything else on your profile change? Did you change your activities? Your friends? The information about your school, your email address, your (eek) phone number, or the place that you live? Anyone with some basic information about a person’s personal life can find them on Facebook, with or without a full name.

If changing my name to Erin Joan is not going to stop the potential job market from finding out about all my nasty, dirty, online secrets, what will?

OBVIOUSLY the answer is not posting the information in the first place!

Why on earth if you did not want someone finding out something would to change your last name you post it on one of the to your middle. most public venues on the

Internet? Why post those pictures of you puking up a funnel worth of alcohol?

Maybe you really should not have posted those pictures of your super short and skanky Halloween costume. Or maybe you should be more careful at parties that you obviously should not be at. Angry about inappropriate comments your friends make on Facebook? JUST DELETE THEM. Changing your Facebook name does nothing for one’s integrity: it just makes you look like a fool for thinking it would help you land that super job.

So really…stop with the “Elizabeth” or “Marie” or whatever other middle name might be lingering out there in cyber land.

Changing your Facebook profile name is just another

Kingston and J.J. Abrams.

So yes, UNH has some things that we all like to complain about. But, in the very end, don’t forget about all of the wonderful conferences, trips, events, and parties that the university clubs host. There are over 60 clubs and organizations that are a part of the USGA, and each receives a part of the $1.3 million budget (a conservative estimate, mind you) that the organization deals with this year.

So get out there and take a chunk of that money; do something good with it.

Until next time, kiddies!

pointless trend that makes you look rather silly…although I suppose it may be appropriate for this week.

Happy April Fools Day for all those fools out their on Facebook!

Shout Out to the Office of Residential Life

By HEATHER BROWN STAFF WRITER

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Every year room selection is, to say the least, interesting. This year, I have to give the Office of Residential Life staff credit.

They went from pushing for an online room registration system to having to scrap it because of the changes to the housing policies.

Now granted, I am a senior and don’t have to worry at all about finding a room for next year, but as a silent observer of the process I am extremely impressed with how far ORL has gone to find a place for everyone.

I am also impressed with the fact that the transition back to a meeting style form of registration

was seamless to anyone who was there. Students were orderly and seemed to understand that the ORL staff was doing the best they could to make them happy when where they were living.

Now I am not saying that the changes to the housing policies were done in the correct way, but I think that ORL has done the best with what it has and they continue to work to get everyone a place to live for next year.

Can I say that I would be happy with the situation if I had to live it? Not at all.

What I am saying though is that students should take a moment and recognize the efforts being made on their behalf. Many schools would not take the time to find you a roommate or to help you locate apartment

buildings in the area. They would just say you were out of luck.

Students here at the University of New Haven are extremely lucky.

We have administration that meets with us when we as students voice that it’s necessary. We have so many offices geared toward helping us succeed and making us happy to be a UNH student. We have amazing events every day to keep us occupied.

This time, we should all take a moment and realize how lucky we are to have the ORL staff we have. I would like to thank them all for working hard every day to make sure I have had a room on or near campus each year I have been a UNH student. THANKS ORL!

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Double Suicide Bombings Kill 38 on Moscow Subway

By VLADIMIR ISACHENKOV ASSOCIATED PRESS

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MOSCOW – Terror returned to the heart of Russia, with two deadly suicide bombings on the Moscow subway at rush hour, including an attack at the station beneath the headquarters of the secret police.

At least 38 people were killed and more than 60 wounded in Monday morning’s blasts, the first such attacks in Moscow in six years.

Russian police have killed several Islamic militant leaders in the North Caucasus recently, including one last week in the Kabardino-Balkariya region, which raised fears of retaliatory strikes and escalating bloodshed by the militants.

As smoke billowed through the subway tunnels not far from the Kremlin and dazed survivors streamed out of the vast transportation system, al-Qaida-affiliated Web sites were abuzz with celebration of the attacks by the two female suicide bombers.

The bombings showed that the beleaguered rebels are still strong enough to inflict harm on an increasingly assertive Russia, and they followed a warning last month from Chechen rebel leader Doku Umarov that “the war is coming to their cities.”

Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, who built much of his political capital by directing a fierce war against Chechen separatists a decade ago, promised to track down and kill the organizers of what he called a “disgusting” crime.

“The terrorists will be destroyed,” he said on national television.

In a televised meeting with President Dmitry Medvedev, Federal Security Service head Alexander Bortnikov said the remains of the two bombers pointed to a Caucasus connection. “We will continue the fight against terrorism unswervingly and to the end,” Medvedev said.

Umarov, the Chechen rebel leader, has relied on al-Qaida’s financial support and has several alQaida emissaries in his entourage, said Alexander Ignatenko, the head of the independent Moscowbased Institute for Religion and Politics, who has closely followed the Islamic insurgency in the

Caucasus.

“Al-Qaida has established a presence in the North Caucasus, like they

did in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq, Somalia and Europe,” Ignatenko told The Associated Press. The militants’ links with al-Qaida also are recognized by other experts on terrorism.

Militants in the Caucasus have declared the creation of an Islamic state as their top goal. Radical Islamic sects have spread throughout the Caucasus region and parts of Russia as well, with religious schools set up. In Chechnya, Kremlin-backed strongman Ramzan Kadyrov has conducted a campaign to impose Islamic values in an effort to blunt the appeal of hard-line Islamic separatists.

Monday’s first explosion took place just before 8 a.m. at the Lubyanka station in central Moscow, beneath the notorious headquarters of the Federal Security Service or FSB, the KGB’s main successor agency. The FSB is a symbol of power under Putin, a former KGB officer who headed the agency before his election as president in 2000.

About 45 minutes later, a second blast hit the Park Kultury station on the same subway line, which is near renowned Gorky Park. In both cases, the bombs were detonated as the trains pulled into the stations and the doors were opening.

“I was getting off the train when I heard the sound of an explosion and saw clouds of smoke,” said Yegor Barbatunov, 29. “The (Park Kultury) station was jammed with people trying to get out, but there was no panic. I saw a young man walking past, blood pouring off his head and neck and trickling to the floor.”

Added Alevtina Rogatova, a 23-year-old student who was on the same train: “I smelled burning plastic and heard cries of ‘let the wounded through.’”

Amateur video on Rus-

Nine Charged with Bullying Mass. Teen Who Killed Self

sian TV showed wounded and possibly dead commuters on the floor of the

By VLADIMIR ISACHENKOV smoke-filled Lubyanka ASSOCIATED PRESS –––––––––––––––––––––

station. One video showed gruesome images of dead passengers sprawled inside a mangled subway car and a bloody leg lying on a station platform.

Passengers streamed out of the stations, many crying and making frantic calls on cell phones.

The wounded were put on ambulances and helicopters, some with their heads wrapped in bloody bandages, as sirens wailed.

Traffic was paralyzed as large sections of downtown were closed off.

Some gypsy cab drivers jacked up their rates for panicky passengers trying to get to work, drawing a harsh rebuke from Orthodox Patriarch Kirill later in the day.

“Any desire to profit on the grief of others brings nothing but grief in return,” Patriarch Kirill said after a liturgy.

At 4 p.m., the two subway stations reopened and dozens boarded waiting trains.

“It’s really terrifying,” said Vasily Vlastinin, 16.

“It’s become dangerous to ride the metro, but I’ll keep taking the metro. You have to get to school, to college, to work somehow.”

Both stations had been scrubbed clean. Holes left by shrapnel in the granite were the only reminder of the day’s tragic bombings.

The ornate Moscow subway system is the world’s second-busiest after Tokyo’s, carrying around 7 million passengers on an average workday, and is a key element in running the sprawling and traffic-choked city.

The last confirmed terrorist attack in Moscow was in August 2004, when a suicide bomber blew herself up outside a subway station, killing 10 people.

Chechen rebels claimed responsibility.

In February 2004, a suicide bomber from the North Caucasus attacked a subway train during the

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NORTHAMPTON, Mass.

– Insults and threats followed 15-year-old Phoebe Prince almost from her first day at South Hadley High School, targeting the Irish immigrant in the halls, library and in vicious cell phone text messages.

Phoebe, ostracized for having a brief relationship with a popular boy, reached her breaking point and hanged herself after one particularly hellish day in January — a day that, according to officials, included being hounded with slurs and pelted with a beverage container as she walked home from school.

Now, nine teenagers face charges in what a prosecutor called "unrelenting" bullying, including two teen boys charged with statutory rape and a clique of girls charged with stalking, criminal harassment and violating Phoebe's civil rights.

School officials won't be charged, even though authorities say they knew about the bullying and that Phoebe's mother brought her concerns to at least two of them.

Northwestern District Attorney Elizabeth Scheibel, who announced the charges Monday, said the events before Phoebe's death on Jan. 14 were "the culmination of a nearly three-month campaign of verbally assaultive behavior and threats of physical harm" widely known among the student body.

"The investigation revealed relentless activity directed toward Phoebe, designed to humiliate her and to make it impos-

sible for her to remain at school," Scheibel said.

"The bullying, for her, became intolerable."

Scheibel said the case is still under investigation and that one other person could be charged. It wasn't immediately known Monday whether the teens who have been charged have attorneys.

Scheibel said the harassment began in September, occurring primarily in school and in person, although some of it surfaced on Facebook and in other electronic forms. At least four students and two faculty members intervened to try to stop it or report it to administrators, she said.

Schiebel refused to discuss the circumstances of the rape charges.

No school officials are being charged because they had "a lack of understanding of harassment associated with teen dating relationships," and the school's code of conduct was interpreted and enforced in an "inconsistent" way, Scheibel said.

"Nevertheless, the actions — or inactions — of some adults at the school are troublesome," she said.

A message seeking comment was left Monday for South Hadley Schools Superintendent Gus A. Sayer.

Phoebe was born in Bedford, England and moved to County Clare, Ireland, when she was 2.

She moved last summer to South Hadley, home to Mount Holyoke College, because the family had relatives there.

Her family has since moved away and could not immediately be located for comment. Scheibel spoke for them at a news conference to announce the

charges.

"The Prince family has asked that the public refrain from vigilantism in favor of allowing the judicial system an opportunity to provide a measure of justice for Phoebe," she said.

Some students accused of participating in the bullying have been disciplined by the school and will not be returning to classes.

The Massachusetts Legislature cited Prince's death and the apparent suicide of 11-year-old Carl Walker-Hoover of Springfield last year when members passed anti-bullying legislation earlier this month.

South Hadley is among several college towns in western Massachusetts that pride themselves on their urbane cultural offerings, good schools and safe streets. After Phoebe's death, the community formed an anti-bullying task force that drew more than 400 people to its first meeting in February.

Robert Judge, a South Hadley selectman and task force member, said hundreds of people have become involved in hope that something good comes from the incident.

"Like most towns, we like to think of ourselves as a good place to live, and then this happens and your reputation is sullied nationally and even internationally, and people look at you differently, and they make assumptions," Judge said.

morning rush hour, killing more than 40 people and wounding more than 100.

Dozens of contributors to three Web sites affiliated with al-Qaida wrote comments in praise of Monday’s attacks. One site opened a special page to “receive congratulations” for the Chechen rebels who “started the dark tunnel attacks in the apostate countries,” and all wished for God to accept the two women as martyrs.

“Don’t forget Russia’s crimes of genocide in the Caucasus and Chechnya,” said one writer. “The battle has been shifted to the heart of Moscow,” another wrote.

Ignatenko said Islamic militants in the Caucasus often recruit women whose relatives were killed by Russian security services.

“They tell them that if they become martyrs, they will join their husbands, brothers and fathers,” he said. “And they also persuade them that the Russians as a nation share a collective guilt.”

While the Russian army battered Chechen rebels a decade ago, the separatists continue to move through the region’s mountains and forests with comparative ease despite security sweeps by federal forces and police under the control of local leaders loyal to the Kremlin.

Rights groups say that abductions, torture and killings of young men suspected of militant links by Russian security forces have helped swell the rebels’ ranks.

World leaders, including President Barack Obama, condemned the

subway attacks. Obama telephoned Medvedev to convey the condolences of the United States.

New York increased security in its transportation network with officers assigned to subways overnight held in place so they overlapped with the day tour. Special units also were assigned to transit facilities. Washington, D.C., Metro police conducted random inspections of stations and rail yards. Atlanta’s public transit system said its police department was increasing the number of officers and patrols in the system.

In London and Madrid, two cities hit by terrorist attacks, officials said there were no immediate plans to tighten security.

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“Christian Warriors” Allegedly Plotted Attack on Cops

By COREY WILLIAMS & DEVLIN BARRETT ASSOCIATED PRESS

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DETROIT – Nine suspects tied to a Christian militia that was preparing for the Antichrist were charged with conspiring to kill police officers, then kill scores more by attacking a funeral using homemade bombs, federal prosecutors said Monday.

The Michigan-based group, called Hutaree, planned to use the attack on police as a catalyst for a larger uprising against the government, according to newly unsealed court papers. U.S. Attorney Barbara McQuade said agents moved quickly on the group because its members were planning a violent mission sometime in April.

Members of the group, including its leader, David Brian Stone, also known as "Captain Hutaree," were charged following FBI raids over the weekend on locations in Michigan, Ohio and Indiana. Seven people were arraigned in Detroit on Monday, and another one of Stone's sons, Joshua, is being sought.

Stone's ex-wife, Donna Stone, told The Associated Press before the arraignments that her former husband was to blame for pulling her son into the movement. She said David Brian Stone legally adopted her son, David Brian

Stone Jr., who is among 17 camouflaged men, all traffic stop, or an attacking conspiracy, possessing those indicted. holding large guns, and the family of a police of- a firearm during a crime "It started out as a includes videos of camou- ficer. of violence, teaching the Christian thing," said flaged men toting guns and Once other officers use of explosives, and atDonna Stone, 44. "You go running through wooded gathered for a slain of- tempting to use a weapon to church. You pray. You areas in apparent training ficer's funeral, the group of mass destruction — take care of your family. I exercises. Each wears a planned to detonate home- homemade bombs. All think David started to take patch on his left shoulder made bombs at the funeral, seven defendants in court it a little too far." that bears a cross and two killing scores more, ac- on Monday requested to According to the indict- red spears. cording to the indictment. be represented by the fedment, the group had been According to investigaAfter the attacks, the eral defender's office, and meeting and conducting tors, the Hutaree view lo- group allegedly planned a bond hearing is set for military-style training ex- cal, state, and federal law to retreat to "rally points" Wednesday. ercises in the Michigan enforcement personnel as protected by trip-wired The arrests have dealt woods since 2008 to pre- a "brotherhood" and an en- improvised explosive de- "a severe blow to a danpare for an impending war emy, and planned to attack vices, or IEDs, for what gerous organization that with its entoday stands emies. Memaccused of bers practiced conspirbuilding and ing to levy detonating exwar against plosives and the United shooting fireStates," U.S. arms and built Attorney storage bunGeneral Eric kers, investiHolder said gators said.

Monday.

The group The raids says on its on the group Web site began over that Hutaree the weekend. means "ChrisFBI agents tian warrior" in Michigan and describes swarmed a the word as rural, wooded Two Detroit city police officers on horses wait outside the Federal Courthouse. Nine members of a radical part of a se- Christian militia were charged with plotting to kill police in Michigan and wage war on the government, an property Satcret language urday evening that few are privileged to them as part of an armed they expected would be- in Adrian, about 70 miles know. The group quotes struggle against the U.S. come a violent standoff southwest of Detroit. The several Bible passages government. with law enforcement per- same night in Hammond, and states: "We believe The idea of attacking a sonnel.

Ind., law enforcement that one day, as prophecy police funeral was one of The indictment says agents flooded a neighsays, there will be an An- numerous scenarios dis- members of the group con- borhood, startling workti-Christ. ... Jesus wanted cussed as ways to go after spired "to levy war against ers at a nearby pizzeria. In us to be ready to defend law enforcement officers, the United States, (and) to Ohio, authorities blocked ourselves using the sword the indictment said. Other oppose by force the au- off streets and raided two and stay alive using equip- scenarios included using thority of the government homes. ment." a fake 911 call to lure an of the United States."

Outside Adrian, Heidi The site also features officer to his or her death, The charges against Wood, who lives near the a picture on the site of killing an officer after a the eight include seditious property that was raided,

said she hears gunshots "all the time" from near two ramshackle trailers that sit side-by-side. On Monday, a long gun leaned against a washing machine that sat in the yard, and on top of a nearby canister was another long gun.

Wood's mother, Phyllis Brugger, who has lived in the area for more than 30 years, said Stone and his family were known as having ties to militia. They would shoot guns and often wore camouflage, she said.

"Everybody knew they were militia," Brugger said. "You don't mess with them."

In Ohio, one of the raids occurred at Bayshore Estates, a well-kept trailer park in Sandusky, a small city on Lake Erie between Toledo and Cleveland.

Neighbors said the man taken into custody lived in a trailer on a cul-desac with his wife and two young children.

The man's wife, Kelly Sickles, said her husband collected guns as a hobby. Agents searched their home for bomb-making materials, she said, but she couldn't believe her husband, Kristopher Sickles, 27, could be connected to a group that was plotting anything violent.

"He doesn't even know how to make a bomb," she said. "We had no bomb material here."

Government to Give $600M in Housing Aid to 5 States

By ALAN ZIBEL

ASSOCIATED PRESS

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The Obama administration on Monday announced $600 million in financial support for five more states with high unemployment that have been slammed by the housing bust.

Ohio got the largest share of funding, at $172 million, followed by North Carolina at $159 million and South Carolina at $138 million. Oregon and Rhode Island are due to receive $88 million and $43 million respectively.

The money will be given to state housing finance agencies. They will design mortgage assistance programs that meet broad cri-

teria provided by the Treasury Department.

"The purpose of this is to foster innovation in dealing with what is a highly localized problem around the country," said Herbert Allison, an assistant Treasury secretary, adding, "we want to learn from the innovations."

Last month, the Obama administration said it would give $1.5 billion to state housing agencies in Arizona, California, Florida, Michigan and Nevada, which have some of the highest foreclosure rates in the nation.

Monday's action is the latest tactical change for the Obama administration, which has been under pressure to do more to tackle the foreclosure cri-

sis. On Friday, the admin- rary break. istration launched a plan The Obama administrato reduce the amount some tion targeted North Carohomeowners owe on their lina, Ohio, Oregon, South

mortgages and give jobless homeowners a tempo-

largest share of residents living in counties with unemployment rates above 12 percent.

of the population lives in counties with jobless rates above that benchmark, compared to about 15 percent of the population nationally. Sen. Jack Reed, D-R.I., who pushed for the help, called the aid "a smart investment that will help Rhode Island and other states that have been hit hardest by the recession."

Other states, such as Alabama, Illinois and Mississippi, actually have higher statewide unemployment rates than Oregon or Ohio, but did not meet the government's criteria.

"The goal was to try to target the states which have more concentrated economic distress," said A REUTERS/Rick Wilking PHOTO Alan Krueger, the TreaCarolina, and Rhode IsIn Rhode Island, for ex- sury Department's top land because they have the ample, about 60 percent economist.

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Earthquake to Hit California at Fault

By MIKE SMITH STAFF WAITER

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Worried about earthquakes? Ready for the next one to strike? If you live in California…be prepared. The “big one” is finally upon us.

After multiple earthquakes across the globe, which caused immense devastation throughout Haiti and Chile, researchers at the University of California reevaluated their prediction of “the big one.” Considered to be the earthquake that would “destroy most of the western coast,” the initial projection made nearly ten years ago predicted a tremor to fall across the San Andreas Fault. The fault, which runs 810 miles through California, is the tectonic boundary between the Pacific and North American plate. Divided into three segments, the San Andreas Fault runs through a majority of major cities.

The San Francisco peninsula and the San Francisco Bay Area sit directly

on the northern segment, best known for causing the 1906 earthquake that rumbled through the majority of California. With a rate of slippage of approximately 33 mm per year, the fault is slowly moving, with plate shifting causing increasing worry for researchers.

Since 2005, researches at the University of California have warned the California area of “the big one”, which would occur across the entire fault and cause rumblings larger than 7.0 on the Richter scale to stretch across the entire western coast. Focused along the fault line, “the big one” would cause extensive damage to Palm Springs and other densely populated California cities including Los Angeles, San Diego, and Baja California. Some rumblings and additional damage could reach as far as Oregon and Mexico.

Why now? Researchers, who have predicted the coming of “the big one” for the past 10 years, say the increased earth-

quake activity across the world will probably cause additional aftershocks through earth’s volcanic rock. “One earthquake is never the answer,” spoke one professional, “Once an earthquake the size of Haiti’s occurs, it is nearly a matter of time before other fault lines start to move.”

Unlike Haiti, there is a good chance the people and government of California could prepare ahead of time for “the big one”.

Since its discovery in 1895, extensive work has been done throughout the region to support buildings, roads, and bridges surrounding the San Andreas Fault. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger assured the people of California on Friday, “We will be prepared for the earthquake. The state of California will not falter.”

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Man Cites Boredom After Arrest on Streaking Charge

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KINGSPORT, Tenn. – A man who has been charged with making a naked dash through a Tennessee supermarket told police he was "bored and didn't have anything else to do."

The Kingsport Times-

News reports that a man entered an IGA store Friday night, wearing nothing but a face mask, and ran around the aisles.

A police report says officers found the suspect in the bathroom of a nearby Hardee's restaurant. Employees say he entered the fast food outlet wearing nothing but an orange

hooded sweat shirt and asked if anyone could lend him clothes. An employee gave him a pair of athletic shorts.

Kingsport police arrested 22-year-old Daniel R. Lee of Church Hill and have charged him with indecent exposure.

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Blizzard Entertainment Files for Bankruptcy

Do you play online computer games? Are you a fan of instances, raiding, and character selection?

Or are you a fan of the South Korean pro scene?

These, and many other classic games, may be no more after a recent announcement from Blizzard Entertainment.

In a surprise turn of events, Blizzard Entertainment has announced a file for bankruptcy. The multi-million dollar gaming industry, known best for popular games such as “Starcraft” and the mass multiplayer online platform “World of Warcraft” has announced a sudden monetary decrease in sales and a need to close their doors. The announcement comes as a surprise for many gaming fans as Blizzard was due to release multiple expansions and continuations of games throughout the next few years.

Blizzard’s bankruptcy announcement is due, in part, to the mass popularity of MMORPG’s online.

With the creation of “Star Wars Online” and “Warhammer 40K” it seems

as if the age of Blizzard dominancy in gaming is far behind us. Subscriptions for paid games have dropped significantly since the economy fail and sales of non-subscription games have fallen to the wayside. Although still in beta testing, “StarCraft 2” is scheduled to be released shortly. The fate of the “Diablo III” release, the third installment of the popular “Diablo” franchise, is still up for debate.

Blizzard Entertainment representatives have limited discussion on the recent announcement, with more press conferences expected in the next few weeks.

Many in the gaming industry fear the fall of Blizzard Entertainment will only be the start of a decline of big business in the gaming industry. Nintendo and Sony representatives have started to look over their business strategies in order to compromise for the drop in Blizzard sales.

So what does this mean for Blizzard Entertainment fans? What does the bankruptcy announcements mean for the future of the “World of Warcraft” online community, which spans the globe and includes nearly 12 million subscribers? Blizzard En-

tertainment has released no information, but it is expected that the highly anticipated Cataclysm expansion will still drop in November. The extent of its content, which is meant to include two new races, multiple new worlds, and a complete overhaul of old zones, is still unknown.

Rumors circulating the web suggest that the massive rift in Azeroth, meant to occur at the beginning of the expansion, will instead occur after multiple hours of game play, allowing for a conclusion to the series.

Whether that game play finale will include a final summation to the popular story about the Lich King is yet to be seen. The game itself will most likely close its doors entirely at the end of 2011 when bankruptcy discussions come to a final close.

The future of gaming is up in arms over this decision, as one of the most well-known computer platform gaming industries sets to close its doors.

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PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. – Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway. State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe,

of Brookville, near the animal Thursday along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance.

He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouthto-mouth resuscitation.

Levier says the animal already had been dead a while.

The Associated Press could not locate a home telephone number for Wolfe.

By MICHAEL JORDAN

STAFF BASKETBALL PLAYER

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Drunk Pa. Man Tried to Revive Dead Opossum

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Did President Kaplan really sell UNH to McDonald’s?

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Positives

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Charger Battery

Well according to President Kaplan, our alien overlords have finally arrived to enslave the human race, thus the reason for all the noise from the construction (it is really sub-harmonic frequencies to implant sub-conscious instructions into our mind).

Spring break was pretty much as amazing as could be (except for the rain at the beginning!). I don’t know what all you folks did but I went motorcycling and made maple syrup up at my dad’s…prolly my most productive week all year!

Negatives

Rain, rain, rain, and guess what? Oh you don’t know? MORE RAIN. I’m tired of this. First, it’s really good weather and then it’s really bad. Will you make up your freakin’ mind mother nature?

I don’t know about everyone else, but as the year wears on it seems as if there are more and more lab reports to do…and I personally do not like lab reports.

Because let’s be honest: they are long and they are boring and you don’t really pay much attention to them! But professors are always so picky about what they want in their reports. =(

The Battery Charge

Remember there are many defenses against alien incursions that you can implement in your own home and work. There are a few steps one can use to deter aliens: 1. It is useful to get very annoyed about the violation of one’s rights. Shouting “leave me alone” or “go away” may also help.

2. Tin foil hats are a classic and are a favorite (as I have heard from reputable sources) of President Kaplan.

3. Some herbs and unguents have been known to repel aliens (teargas has been known to be very effective).

4. Last, but not least, and my personal favorite – a double barreled shotgun has been proven to be most effective out of any and all personal defense means.

Shawn’s Hotties of the Week

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HOLLYWOOD ... Makes me happy -- the crowds pouring in to see Alice In Wonderland. When I was young, I read and reread the book until the pages were all shredded. So, it’s good to see that this generation of young moviegoers isn’t totally computeroriented.

Again, it’s great to know there is a wonderment!

Aside to Barbara H. of Pensacola, Fla.: I can’t speak for Angelina as to why she doesn’t trot around to talk and interview shows. However, I can surmise she doesn’t need to. Her popularity at the box office is assured, and as far as I know, she has a great home life with a loving husband and all those kids. So, I would say her career is not her numero uno priority.

B e t t y White is one remarkable lady! At a rather advanced age, she just goes on and on, both in real life and “up there” on the big screen and the little one. Come May she will host Saturday Night Live, and her comedy pilot, Hot In Cleveland, has been picked up for a summer run by TV Land. With all this going on, she still manages animal-rights organizations and sees that no “critter” goes unfed.

Harking back to the Voight family, Jon has been cast in the pilot film Midland. Interesting plot: A con artist in two Texas cities with two women, one the daughter of a Texas legend (Voight). My only brush with Mr. Voight was back several years when actress Hermione Baddely’s funeral was held at a Beverly Hills church. Voight appeared wearing the perennial white scarf and asked if he could speak. He gave a long talk about a person he didn’t know, but he DID know her talent, and paid respect to that. And there’s no doubting HIS acting ability. He is one of the best.

Aside to Hubert W. of Pineville, La. Yes, stars are still putting their hand and footprints in the forecourt of Grauman’s Chinese Theater on Hollywood Boulevard. That’s free. When they get their star on the Hollywood Boulevard Walk of Fame, that costs around $3,000.

It’s a whole new Kirstie Alley. She’s still big in a thin way, because she’s a big woman. But there’s a fresh face there (a nip and tuck, maybe?) and long, heavy, beautiful blond hair. Now we’ll wait and see how her reality show fares. Many times I have been behind her walking a grocery aisle, and it’s like a canoe behind an ocean liner.

To those of you who have asked: Yes, that lovely, thin and graceful Monica Seles who has been Dancing With the Stars is the same Monica Seles who as tennis champ was rather chunky and clumsy. I don’t know how, but she did it.

BITS ‘N’ PIECES: Way back when Dustin Hoffman was filming Little Big Man, he accidentally shot himself in the leg when he tried to pull his gun from the holster. ... AND John Garfield accidentally knocked himself out when filming a scene for Body and Soul. ... Where’s Julia, you ask.

She’s enjoying life with husband and babies, but you will be hearing from her soon. ... And speaking of Julia. No one but she and Kiefer Sutherland know why they didn’t marry. ... And “Where’s Paris?” you ask. “I dunno,” I answer.

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Q: Would you please tell me the name of the actor who does the Allstate commercials? I think he was in a military series for a couple of seasons a few years ago. -- Ellie L., via e-mail A: Dennis Haysbert has been the spokesman for the Allstate Insurance Company since 2003. He is best known for his roles of President David Palmer on 24, as well as Jonas Blane on The Unit, which aired from 2006-09 on CBS. He is currently at work on the feature film “The Details,” which also stars Elizabeth Banks, Tobey Maguire, Ray Liotta and Laura Linney.

Q: I was very sad to learn that Capt.

Phil H a r r i s of Deadliest Catch had passed away.

How will they handle his passing on the show? -Timothy G. in Florida A: The Discovery Channel’s hit show returns for its sixth season on April 13, and Capt. Phil will be in most of the 16 episodes.

Capt. Phil died on Feb. 9 after suffering a stroke two weeks earlier while unloading crab from his boat, the Cornelia Marie, at Saint Paul Island, Alaska.

He was 53. His death won’t be dealt with until episodes 12 and 13.

According to Phil Segal, president of the production company that produces Deadliest Catch for the Discovery Channel: “He was fishing all the way up to the end. We’re so concerned about the family and the crew right now that we haven’t stopped to think about how we’re going to deal with this. We’ll have to figure it out in the weeks and months ahead.”

Q: Is it true that they are going to make a sequel to Atonement? I don’t see how that’s possible! -- Theresa W., via e-mail A: There are no plans for a sequel to the blockbuster 2007 romantic-drama, which was based on the Ian McEwan bestseller. However, Ian did reveal plans to turn the period piece into an opera, and is working on the operatic version with composer Michael Berkeley and poet Craig Raine. He says, “It’s not a chamber piece, that’s for sure.” Theater owners in the U.K., Germany and the U.S. are reportedly interested in staging the “Atonement” opera, and are eyeing a 2013 premiere.

Q: What is Michael Vartan up to now? I’ve enjoyed him in shows like “Alias” and Hawthorne, and movies like Never Been Kissed and One Hour Photo. -Wanda F., Harrisburg, Pa. A: Michael Vartan, 41, is co-starring in the upcoming film called High School, which also stars Colin Hanks, Adrien Brody and Michael Chiklis. However, his most important upcoming engagement is his 2011 nuptials. He proposed to girlfriend Lauren Skaar in March and is involved in almost every aspect of planning of the wedding. He told OK! Magazine: “I feel like it’s about time I met someone special. I’m excited about throwing an engagement party, I’m excited about choosing the bridesmaid dresses, and what kind of knives and food.”

Charger Chat “You got two kinds of people in this world. You’ve got your talkers, and you’ve got your doers. Most

people are just talkers. All they got is talk. But when all is said and done, the doer’s change the world.

And when they do that, they change us. And that’s why we never forget them. So which one are you. Do you just talk about it, or do you something about it? Because believe you me, all the rest of it? It’s just

with Tyler Salovin

coffee house bullshit.”

- Rocco (Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day)

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March Madness Brings Unusual Terms to Spotlight

By ERIN ENNIS

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The 2010 March Madness Final Four is unusual at best. Michigan State, West Virginia, Butler, and Duke will come together this week in one of the last stages of the NCAA divisional games. Expected to bring in tons of fans and an unusually high at-home viewing audience, this year’s Final Four is sure to

be exciting.

Butler, a small school of approximately 4,500, best known for playing in the same gym that the movie Hoosiers was filmed, will take on Michigan State Saturday. While Butler has never been to the Final Four match up, Michigan State has traveled to the big game a total of six times, with this trip being the most unexpected.

Both Butler and Michigan State are fifth seed teams,

an unprecedented event in March Madness. While, for some, this suggests a reseeding of the brackets, for many this is just a case of underdogs triumphing.

Networks are using the game to push the idea of teamwork, perseverance, and sportsmanship in the NCAA. West Virginia, which is making its first debut in the Final Four playoffs since 1959 will face Duke University, a long time favor-

the New England Patriots, led the team to multiple Super Bowls and multiple titles. The team, considered a powerhouse amongst contenders in the AFC, has started to seen struggle across the offensive line. Shakeups caused by defensive blitzes have led to heavy pressure on Tom Brady. Age, increasing pressure, and the start of a new family suggests the end for the quarterback.

Currently, Robert Kraft is vowing to keep Tom Brady in his position. Reports suggest that the team “won’t allow Tom Brady to leave.” However, recent motions made by the team in free agency scouting and draft preparation are saying otherwise. Scouts have been seen looking at some of the year’s most popular quarterback candidacies (including Tim Tebow) and negotiations with heralded quarterback Brett Favre have already begun.

What does this announcement, one that has been shrouded in mystery and obscurity, mean for New England Patri-

ots’ fans? Expect Tom Brady to be on the roster for 2010, but with limited playing time and multiple rotations. Draft day will probably bring around a new quarterback prospect or a longer, more direct contract will be created for the current back up.

Favre may make his first appearance in the blue and white, or expect another high-ranked quarterback to show up in New England (Jake Delhomme).

While Brady is expected to last most of the 2010 season, mainly due to contract restrictions, it is also expected that tensions between the quarterback and head coach Bill Belichick will be visible and intense.

Brady’s move from the New England Patriots won’t be official until right before the 2011 season, but expect an announcement early in 2010. Someone will surely slip to the press, and the dynasty that has been the New England Patriots will fall to another AFC contender. For more details, visit www.ChargerBulletin.com/12376/

Patriots Prepare to Part Ways with Brady

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Mark your calendars.

The end of the 2010 NFL season will be the beginning of a lot of new things: a change in playoff overtime standards, the end of a season dominated by the lack of a salary cap, and the end of the New England Patriots dynasty. Despite reports currently flooding the internet, sources close to Patriots’ owner Robert Kraft say the decision to part ways with quarterback Tom Brady is swiftly approaching.

After a lackluster season, where multiple mistakes and botched throws caused the offense to lose many important games, it is with little surprise that the franchise has considered cutting ties with the once revered quarterback.

An unimpressive, almost embarrassing show during playoffs suggests a need for a shake up, and many in New England feel the position of quarterback is the easiest place to start.

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ite, who has only missed the Final Four for a small six years. Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski has been a part of Final Four 11 times and is no stranger to the intensity and emotions that come with college basketball playoffs.

West Virginia’s Mountaineers toppled number one seed Kentucky last week in order to make it into the Final Four, bringing with it intense spotlight and unusual curiosity.

Unlike many years, this year’s Final Four teams include no number one teams. Number one seed Kansas was eliminated in the first weekend by number nine seed Northern Iowa, number two seed Ohio State was taken out by Tennessee, and the number three seed Georgetown lost early to Ohio.

The Butler Bulldogs will be the first team since 1972 to play a Final Four game at home, which has

seen 24 straight winning games from this unexpected March Madness powerhouse. Can Butler bring more wins to the stadium and secure the title?

Many feel as if Duke has the championship in the bag due to experience, but the sheer amount of underdog triumphing seems to say otherwise. Make sure to watch the Final Four March Madness coverage this weekend to stay upto-date.

By DOUG FERGUSON

Els earned $1.08 million, giving him more than $3 million for the year and putting him atop the PGA

about it on the 72nd hole.

I was like, 'OK, you're standing at Augusta and you've got to hit this hard

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ORLANDO, Fla. – Ernie Els made two clutch par putts, escaped trouble from a buried lie in the bunker, and wound up wearing a blue blazer Monday for winning the rain-delayed Arnold Palmer Invitational.

Suddenly, it's easy to picture him in a different color jacket two weeks from now.

Els overcame a few nervous moments with four solid pars to wrap up a 1-under 71 and win by two shots at Bay Hill, giving him back-to-back victories for the first time in seven years and setting himself up as a favorite at Augusta National.

"I'd like to put this jacket in some dye," Els said at the trophy presentation.

"Some green dye."

Coming off a four-shot victory in the World Golf Championship at Doral two weeks ago, Els had to work harder than he should have for his 18th career victory on the PGA Tour.

He had a five-shot lead Sunday afternoon with six holes remaining until hitting into the water on No. 13 for a double bogey and hitting into the sand on the next hole for a bogey.

Then came the thunderstorms, halting the final round until it resumed at noon Monday.

Els immediately felt pressure as he stood over a 6-foot par putt, but he made it.

With his lead down to one shot over Kevin Na, his 4-iron came up short of the 17th green and plugged into the face of the bunker.

Els blasted out to 6 feet and made that one for par.

"The whole thing changed from being very comfortable to being just as tense as I've been for a long time," Els said. "So it was a hard struggle today. If I can say it, I really earned this one."

He finished at 11-under 277 and moved to No. 7 in the world rankings.

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Na missed an 18-foot birdie putt on the 17th hole for a share of the lead, then drove into the right rough and had to lay up short of the water. He hit a wedge within 8 feet and missed the putt, giving Els some breathing room.

Na closed with a 69 and shared second with Edoardo Molinari of Italy, who also had a 69.

Els blasted out of the buried lie in the bunker on the 17th and was knocking the sand from his spikes when he saw that Na, in the group ahead of him, had driven into the right rough. When he reached the 18th tee, Els could hear the groan from the gallery around the green and realized Na had made bogey.

"Even Tiger Woods couldn't have gotten over the water," Na said, referring to his decision to lay up. "With the lie as wet as it is, there's absolutely no chance."

Facing a difficult tee shot on the 18th to secure the victory, Els pretended to be at the Masters.

"It's always in my head this time of the year," he said. "You try and downplay it, but you do think about it. Today, I thought

fade.'"

And he nailed it.

Playing cautiously away from the water, he pulled his approach into the rough near a bunker, chipped to 8 feet and holed the par putt.

It was his second victory at Bay Hill, the other coming 11 years ago in a 36-hole Sunday because of rain. Els became the first player since Tiger Woods in 2001 to win twice on the Florida Swing. Woods won at Bay Hill and The Players Championship, then made it three in a row when he captured the Masters.

Els has had nothing but heartache at Augusta National.

"I know the history of Augusta pretty well, and there's been a lot of nice stories," Els said. "There's been a lot of cruel ones — thinking of (Tom) Weiskopf and (Greg) Norman and myself — but there's also been some really great ones. So we still are hoping for the great one."

Els planned to fly up to Augusta on Tuesday for a practice round before playing in the Houston Open.

"I think he's going to be tough at Augusta," Palmer said.

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ALBANY - The University of New Haven softball team added two more wins to its record with a sweep of the College of Saint Rose on Sunday afternoon. The Chargers defeated the Golden Knights 5-0 in the first game and added a 8-1 win in the second. UNH improves to 14-2 overall and 4-0 in the Northeast-10 Conference, while Saint Rose slips to 3-11 and 1-3 in the league.

New Haven wraps up its first NE-10 road trip with a unblemished 4-0 record.

GAME ONE Once again the Chargers got on the board early with a run in the first inning. After the Golden Knights' pitcher walked both Breanne Gleason and

Nicole Downs with just one out, Gleason, who was on third, swiped home plate off a wild pitch for the 1-0 lead.

UNH extend its lead to 3-0 with two more runs in the top of the fourth.

Amy Nepi led of the inning with a walk. Allison Vaughn followed that with a sacrifice bunt that put Nepi in scoring position at second. Courtney Garland became UNH's second base runner after an error from the shortstop. A wildpitch then moved both Nepi and Garland to third and second. Gabby Cruz then connected with the ball and drove one up the mid-

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complete game shutout.

Downs led the offense with two hits and three RBI’s.

Chelsea Harold added a hit for the Chargers.

Game Two In the nightcap, the pitchers and defenses held the game scoreless through two innings. Each team then scored a run in the third inning. In the Chargers’ half of the third, Harold walked to open the inning and eventually scored on a wild pitch with two outs in the inning.

N.Y.I.T. then scored a pair of runs in the top of the fourth inning to put the Bears ahead 3-1. After four batters and three UNH outs, Gleason struck out the side and brought

the game into the bottom of the fifth. The Chargers loaded the bases in the fifth and after one flyout, Amy Nepi hit a high fly ball to center field. The fly ball was dropped by the center fielder and all three runners scored to put the Chargers ahead 4-3, the score which they won by.

On the mound, Gleason earned her second win of the day, while collecting eight more strikeouts. She also recorded a run scored and a hit to lead the UNH offense. Courtney Garland and Alison Vaughn also added hits for UNH. The Chargers return to action on Saturday, March 27 when they travel to Le Moyne College in their Northeast-10 Conference season opener.

dle for the two-run single.

The Chargers added two security runs in the fifth off a home run from

tance on the mound in around in the bottom of the GAME TWO game one, allowing just third inning.

Both teams got off to a two hits over the seven inThe Golden Knights nings, while sticking out slow start in the nightcap, maintained the lead until the fifth inning when the Chargers got on the board with a sacrifice fly form Meghan Walter that drove in Shannon Angehr from third.

With the score tied at 1-1, the Chargers broke the tie open in the top of the final stanza with seven unanswered runs.

The Chargers were led by Christina Gelardi who tallied two hits and two RBIs. Keri Tricinelli pitched the first four innings, while Gleason closed the game with the final three innings. Gleason was given the win her 12th this season.

The Chargers returned going scoreless through to the diamond when they Downs that also brought in six.

Gleason who had singled Downs paced UNH the first two innings. traveled to non-conference It was finally St. Rose opponent Caldwell Colto right field. with two hits and two that brought a runner lege on Wednesday.

Gleason went the dis- RBIs.

Yankees and Red Sox Talk Trade

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We at The Charger Bulletin didn’t believe it at first, but it is officially true! Information leaked out from sources within the Red Sox and Yankees organizations of possible trade talks has recently flooded sports newscasts on ESPN. The deal, which is incredibly expansive, will cause a new uproarious change in baseball that could possibly have massive after effects on the strength of the two biggest baseball teams in the MLB. According to the deal, Alex Rodriguez, Derek Jeter, Mark Teixeira, and Jorge Posada from the

Federer Beats Serra at Key Biscayne

By STEVEN WINE

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KEY BISCAYNE, Fla. – An unusually inconsistent Roger Federer beat Florent Serra 7-6 (2), 7-6 (3) on Monday in the third round of the Sony Ericsson Open.

The top-ranked Federer lost serve three times, each time when he led. He committed 35 unforced errors to 32 for Serra.

But Federer won eight consecutive service points in the tiebreakers and closed out the victory with a service winner.

"All in all, I'm thrilled to be through," he said.

"At the end of the day, that's what counts."

The crowd included Rafael Nadal, a potential opponent in Sunday's final.

"It has always been a lot of fun playing against him," Federer said. "I hope

that day is going to come soon again."

The top-seeded woman, Svetlana Kuznetsova, was hampered by a right shoulder injury and lost to Marion Bartoli 6-3, 6-0 in the fourth round.

Kuznetsova, the 2006 champion, required treatment from a trainer three times during the match and won only eight points in the second set.

"I almost had stars in my eyes, it was so painful," Kuznetsova said. "I cannot return. Then I cannot serve."

The upset was nothing new for the 13th-seeded Bartoli, who has won seven of her past 11 matches against top-five players.

Bartoli advanced to the quarterfinals at Key Biscayne for the second time.

She also reached the final eight as a qualifier in 2003.

Mardy Fish reached the fourth round with his

second consecutive win over a seeded opponent, beating No. 29 Feliciano Lopez 7-5, 6-3. Fish upset defending champion Andy Murray in the second round.

Federer's fourth-round opponent will be No. 16 Tomas Berdych, who beat Horacio Zeballos 6-4, 7-5.

Federer's 7-6, 7-6 win was his first since October 2008. He played only four tiebreakers in his 14 previous matches this year, going 2-2.

"It's nice having won two breakers," he said.

"That doesn't happen every match you play."

The Key Biscayne champion in 2005-06, Federer has won 36 matches in the tournament, third behind Andre Agassi and Pete Sampras.

Yankees would be traded to the Red Sox. In return, the Red Sox would send Victor Martinez, Mike Lowell, and Nick Green to the Yankees. Never in the history of the major leagues has this happened, although it is not surprising that history would be made by these two teams.

During an interview with ESPN late last week, Red Sox manager Terry Francona was asked about this possible trade. He responded, “I’m not going to give out details during this time, but I can tell you that it’s been in the works for a while. I don’t want to compromise anything by speaking too soon, but we will have some new boys in red come opening day.

Whether our fans support

that…we’ll see I suppose.”

When Martinez, Lowell and Green learned about possibly being traded to the Yankees, it came with mixed reviews. None of the players wanted to comment, since the news of the trade was too shocking.

On the other side of things, Yankees manager Joe Girardi couldn’t be reached for comment. When Jeter was asked about this trade, he responded, “Well that’s baseball for you. I have nothing against playing for the Red Sox. They are a very competitive and high caliber team and hopefully I can make a difference.”

With the recent and official release, fans have begun to respond to the trade notification, taking this news very hard.

Some, while impressed with the caliber of athletes being traded, are unsure about the relationship being established between the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox. There has been such tense rivalry between these two teams that it’s simply amazing that trade talks are occurring between the two. Other fans are disgusted by the prospect of having the biggest rival players join the ranks of their favorite sports teams. Time will tell if the trade, which will become official later this week, will have a lasting impression on the MLB and the statuses of two of the greatest sports teams of all time. For more details, visit www.ChargerBulletin.com/12444/

Obama to Throw Out Ceremonial 1st Pitch

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WASHINGTON – Barack Obama will throw out the ceremonial first ball at the Washington Nationals' opener, marking the 100th anniversary of a presidential pitch to start the season.

William Howard Taft first did it on April 14, 1910. This will be the 48th time a president has made an opening-day pitch in the nation's capital.

The Nationals open at home on April 5 against the Philadelphia Phillies.

"I am proud that President Obama will continue the long presidential tradition of throwing out the

first pitch of opening day in Washington, D.C.," baseball commissioner Bud Selig said.

Obama will have an experienced target, too: When he played in Texas, new Nationals catcher Ivan Rodriguez, a 14-time All-Star, twice caught ceremonial pitches from President George W. Bush, a former Rangers owner.

Rodriguez is looking forward to this occasion.

"He's a great guy, a great president, a sports fan," Rodriguez said. "It's going to be a great day."

This will be the first time President Obama attends a game at Nationals Park.

Pitcher John Lannan will be starting the game

for the Nationals and worried he could be warming up in the bullpen right when the Commander in Chief is touring the home clubhouse.

"We were hoping he'd do it last year. The timing's right," Lannan said. "You have some perks when you're living in D.C." Obama threw out the first pitch at last year's All-Star game in St. Louis, wearing a White Sox jacket. Noting that the Nationals host the White Sox this season for a three-game series June 18-20, Washington manager Jim Riggleman joked, "He's going to be answering some tough questions about whether he's a Nationals fan or a White Sox fan."

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Hollywood “It” Couple Calls it Quits

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It is official for all you Brad and Jennifer lovers out there! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Hollywood’s “It” couple, have finally called it quits after months of speculation.

Questions over the fidelity of the lovers was first called into question at the start of awards season, when Brad and Angelina were both conspicuously absent from the Golden Globes and SAGs despite the numerous nominations for Pitt’s movie Inglourious Basterds. Representatives for both actors denied the rumors, although close family friends suggested high tension between the couple. Without much surprise, both Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie missed the famed Oscars ceremony and have been conspicuously absent on the red carpet ever since.

Brad Pitt, best known for roles in Fight Club, Se7en, and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, was previously married to famous Friends actress Jennifer Aniston before filing for divorce in 2005.

Pitt, who had been working with Angelina Jolie on the blockbuster hit Mr. & Mrs. Smith, denies the existence of an affair, but

By NEKESA MUMBI MOODY

Jolie’s unexpected pregnancy announcement in January of 2006 said otherwise. Adopting two children together and having three ( i n cluding twins), Jolie and Pitt were considered to be the n e w “power couple” of the Hollyw o o d press.

However, tensions between the two actors have always run high, with rumors of problems erupting early in 2010. Although Jolie sued a French magazine for publishing material about a pending breakup, behavior between the couple suggested extreme problems. Pitt had taken up residence far from the Jolie-Pitt home and time with the children had become split. For much of 2009 and the start of 2010, it was rare to see Angelina or Brad together, let alone happy.

Rumors were officially squashed early Monday

morning, when Pitt an- point it is relatively hard nounced that their pend- to say. ing separation. “Brad will For all of those Jennifer always love Angie…they Aniston lovers out there,

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just need time apart right now,” his publicist delivered, “Whether they can come back from this is uncertain, but both hope for the best for their family.”

The extensive Jolie-Pitt brood, which includes adopted children from three different countries, will most likely cause one of the biggest custody battles in Hollywood history. Although Jolie and Pitt never married, citing the need for “universal marriage” in the United States, Pitt adopted all children under his name. Who would be the better parent? At this

what does this say for the fate of the favorite and original Hollywood golden couple? Representatives for Aniston have said that she expresses her “deepest sympathies” for the JoliePitt family. It seems as if the paparazzi thinks otherwise, as Aniston and Pitt have been spotted chatting together in cozy restaurants since news of the split first broke. Stay tuned in the next few months to see the results of the biggest romantic love triangle of the century. For more details, visit www.ChargerBulletin.com/12444/

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Ricky Martin is Livin' La Vida Open, Says He's Gay

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NEW YORK – Ricky Martin is no longer denying the rumors: He's gay.

In a statement posted via Twitter in both Spanish and English, Martin said: "I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am."

For many, Monday's announcement will come as no surprise; the "Livin' La Vida Loca" singer's sexuality has been speculated about for years. But the Puerto Rican star, who got his start as a child in the teen group Menudo, never directly addressed it and was usually seen at events with beautiful women on his arm.

Martin, 38, said he decided to reveal the truth after working on his memoirs helped him realize that he had to be free with

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was because he was told by some that it would hurt his career. While his U.S. career peaked after the release of his 1999 selftitled English album, a multiplatinum success that included the hits "Livin' La Vida Loca" and "Shake Your Bon-Bon," he is still a hugely successful Latin artist.

"Because all this advice came from people who I love dearly, I decided to move on with my life not sharing with the world my entire truth," he said in his statement. "Allowing myself to be seduced by fear and insecurity became a self-fulfilling prophecy of sabotage. Today I take full responsibility for my deci-

sions and my actions."

Martin, who is the father of two boys born via surrogate in 2008, said he couldn't continue to hide his sexuality now that he is a father: "Enough is enough. This has to change."

Ricky Martin, who rose to fame from his solo career in 1991, has been a pop icon for over three decades and has sold over 60 million albums across the globe. Martin is the founder of the Ricky Martin Foundation, a nonprofit organization, and has been nominated one of the 50 Most Beautiful People in the World by People magazine.

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Tyler Doherty (Tanner Maguire) is an extraordinary eight-yearboy. Surrounded by a loving family and comRated old munity, and armed with the courage of his faith, he NR faces his daily battle against cancer with bravery and grace. To Tyler, God is a friend, a teacher and the ultimate pen pal—Tyler’s prayers take the form of letters, which he composes and mails on a daily basis. The letters find their way into the hands of Brady McDaniels (Jeffrey S.S. Johnson), a beleaguered postman standing at a crossroads in his life. At first, he is confused and conflicted over what to do with the letters. But the decision he ultimately makes becomes a testament to the quiet power of one boy’s shining spirit and unshakeable faith.

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