Vol 12 issue #6

Central

Stampede Friday, April 13, 2007

Portage Central High School 8135 S. Westnedge Ave. Portage, MI 49002

Vol. 12 Issue 6

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PPS names leader

Supreme Court rules sports must switch Marsha Wells is new superintendent; seasons for equity

McFarlane to retire in June Staff Writer

The Portage Board of Education recently selected Marsha Wells, a former Portage administrator, to take over on July 1, becoming the second female superintendent in Portage schools history.

Wells, 54, currently oversees Grand Ledge Public Schools and will replace outgoing Superintendent Pete McFarlane, who retires June 30. Wells’ previous jobs include superintendent for DeltonKellogg Public Schools and director of instruction for Portage from 1987 to 1992.

Principal Eric Alburtus hopes that Wells’ experience in Grand Ledge, including a $40 million facilities bond election in May, will allow for continued emphasis here on the condition of facilities.

“One of the conversations we still need to keep having is where do we go from here in improving our facilities,” Alburtus said. “I’m hoping [Wells] has learned a great deal in how to be successful from her experience with the bond millage in Grand Ledge.”

“I look forward to this new professional opportunity,” Wells said. “Portage Public Schools is a district of 9,000 students and has long been renowned for its focus on academic excellence.”

The Board of Education unanimously selected Wells, stressing that one of the reasons for her hiring was because of the fresh perspective she offers as someone from outside the shool district.

A�er a 15-year hiatus, Wells will be back in Portage in July to lead the district.

“Just before our December break, I was contacted by Portage friends and colleagues, asking me to return,” Wells said. “Earlier in my career, I provided instructional leadership there, overseeing the administration in all instructional programs. During that time, I forged many long-time friendships and valued relationships.”

Wells’ tenure will include a ge�ing-to-know-you period, where staff and administrators get a feel for Wells’ leadership style a�er McFarlane retires.

“I have a great deal of respect for Pete McFarlane, so anytime there is a leadership change it will take time for me to adjust and to figure out where things will change,” Alburtus said. “It will just

Marsha Wells

PHOTO COURTESY GRAND LEDGE PUBLIC SCHOOLS

BY AUSTIN WORDELL

BY ADEL JOHNSON & LEVI BARRY News Editor & Sports Editor

take time to pay a�ention and to listen and to figure out where we go from here.”

In addition to Wells, other finalists for superintendent were 51-year-old Richard Perry, Portage Public Schools assistant superintendent, and Roger Rathburn, 44, superintendent at Three Rivers Community Schools.

In recent weeks, the board conducted two rounds of 90-minute public interviews with finalists. They also made site visits to each of candidate’s current district.

Wells’ education consists of a master’s degree in reading instruction from Michigan State University, and she has completed course work for a doctorate in Education Administration and Labor Relations, also at MSU. Currently, Wells earns $129,000 annually at Grand Ledge, while McFarlane earns $131,477.

A U.S. Supreme Court ruling last week will have major implications for Michigan high school athletes, requiring six sports seasons to switch next school year.

The high court ruled that Michigan’s current schedule of sports seasons discriminates against girls and paves the way for changing women’s basketball, volleyball and both men’s and women’s tennis and golf. The eight-year lawsuit was brought by two Grand Rapids mothers who felt their daughters didn’t have fair scholarship opportunities. An abundance of problems and issues arise from the change in sports schedules; among the most important is logistics. Many of the officials for the MHSAA (Michigan High School Athletic Association) participate in more than one sport, which means the officials will have to decide on one sport or referee for multiple sports.

The same problem will undoubtedly occur with coaches, with only some able to make the change. Men’s golf coach Chuck Schira is able to make the switch but still foresees problems that will arise from the change.

“It will make it a li�le more difficult to select the team in the spring,” he said. “But the major problem for students will be for scholarships, especially in women’s volleyball and basketball. With the seasons changed it will be more difficult for college coaches to recruit at high school tournaments and games, since they will be in season, too.”

Aside from the coaches, officials and scholarship opportunities, Athletic Director Larry Edlund worries about student participation. Michigan previously had one of the highest student sports participation rates in the nation. Now, some students will have to either play multiple sports or choose between sports, especially those girls who are involved with both volleyball and swimming; these sports will now occur at the same time.

“Obviously it’s bad for students who play both sports,” sophomore Grete Grubelich said. “It will be a tough decision for me, but I’m pre�y sure I’ll end up doing swimming over volleyball.”

Edlund is not only worried about participation but about the financial ramifications as well: “There will be less home boys’ basketball games” — a particularly lucrative sporting event. Junior Ashley Webber feels the change will definitely prove harmful to the women’s basketball program. “Not only will not as many people a�end the women’s games as will a�end the guy’s games,” she said, “but court will be harder to get, too. With both men’s and women’s freshman, JV and varsity teams and only two courts, some of the teams will need early-morning or late-night practices.”

Who will take the

mic?

Talent Bash set for next Friday

BY HOLLI SMITH

Insider the

Herd in the Hallways

“I only work toward my paycheck.

I hate my job.”

-Senior David Hollerbach is working for the weekend on p. 7

7

Where’s the talent? At the 2007 Talent Bash.

One may know a friend who plays an instrument, sings or dances and be convinced that the friend should have the chance to showcase his or her skills in front of an audience. Fortunately for those who love to be on stage, the annual talent show comes to the Portage Central stage next Friday, April 20.

With auditions concluding this week, the slate of talent is expected to include comedians, bands and soloists, providing entertainment for both the performers and the audience. The show also allows audience members to take a second look at peers they thought they had known. “[I like] finding things out about people that you didn’t normally think they could do,” senior Joe Dely said.

Dely has performed in one talent show already, and this year, he is hoping to showcase his singing and guitar-playing abilities.

Another student planning on taking the stage next Friday is senior Dominic Armstrong.

“I’m making it a surprise, but expect something sweet,” Armstrong said, adding, “it’s a good way for kids to get out and do

something, and it’s good to perform, because it gives you more initiative to do more with what your talent is.”

Senior Meagan Jacobson has never been in a high school talent show before, but is no newcomer to the stage. Jacobson, who was one of the leads in “Miss Saigon,” will be auditioning for the talent show as a singer.

“I like the variety and seeing what everyone else can do,” Jacobson said.

The show will be held on April 20, a day synonymous with marijuana use. That date has raised some eyebrows, but Student Council Adviser Mark Sutherland said the “holiday” of sorts will have no effect upon the show whatsoever.

“I know what some kids think about that, but April 20 before anything is April 20, and I know that Portage Central kids are above making a big deal about that,” Sutherland said.

Whatever the reason for the choice of April 20 as the Talent Bash, senior Alisha Hull thinks perhaps the choice of date may be helping students’ cause.

“Maybe they’re trying to make more people laugh,” Hull said.

The Student Council-sponsored Talent Bash begins at 7:30 p.m. in the auditorium.

Tickets are $5 at the door.

page 2 StuCo elections • page 10 What to do in the ‘Zoo• page 16 Welke takes the mound

THE 7 WONDERS OF PORTAGE C ENTRAL

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Staff Writer

is this man one of them?

What superstitions do you believe in?

poll of 100 students

throwing salt 24% knocking on wood 28% picking up a penny 34% i don’t believe in superstitions 14%

[happy Friday the 13th]

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Hoping to do good stuff

Here are your candidates for the Student Council elections on April 20

BY JENNY KILDUFF AND CARLY NAGENGAST Staff Writers

President

Kent White: Three words to describe himself: Presidential, hardworking and responsible Years on Student Council: 3 Quote: “I want the ability to change. To change Student Council, change the way we operate. I want to get students more involved in the school because that’s a very important job for the president.”

Vice President

Shannon Benne�: Three traits to describe herself: Persevering, strong-willed and approachable Years on Student Council: 2 “I’m very approachable. I can take other people’s ideas and combine them to give more input.”

• Oversees other officers • Coordinates all Student Council events • Acts as liaison between administration and Student Council • Runs the Angel Tree charity toy drive

Kent White Junior Candidate for President

• • • •

Plans and executes Breadlift Organizes annual talent show Coordinates blood drive Substitutes for president if ever absent

Parliamentarian

Secretary

Sarah May: Three words to describe herself: Determined, hardworking and upbeat Years on Student Council: 2 “I want to be secretary because it’s a great way to get more involved, and I feel I can bring positive changes to the system.”

• In charge of club advertisements • Updates all major event signs • Keeps track of club activity

Treasurer Barry Beranek Junior Candidate for Vice President

• Oversees all financial aspects of the Student Council • Coordinates clubs and class fund-raising • In charge of all t-shirt sales for the year

Beth Chodl Sophomore Candidate for Treasurer

Bethany Schmall Freshman Candidate for Secretary

Kelsey Nedervelt: Three words to describe herself: Funny, goal-oriented and dedicated Years on Student Council: 3 “I want to make Homecoming really fun. I know it’s hard because we’re not doing hall decorating anymore, but I want everyone to have a good time. I want to improve class participation in every class.”

• Plans and executes all Homecoming events • Organizes pep assemblies • Runs school elections Sarah May Sophomore Candidate for Secretary

Barry Beranek: Three words to describe himself: Experienced, outgoing and spirited Years on Student Council: 3 “There are a lot of good things I’d like to change before I leave. I have spent a lot of time thinking of good ideas.”

Beth Chodl: Three words: Positive, outgoing and friendly Years on Student Council: 2 “I want to get more involved, have the school more involved.”

Bethany Schmall: Three words to describe herself: Outgoing, strongwilled and funny Years on Student Council: 1 “It [the position] would be a great experience, and it gives me a chance to be more involved with the school and put my ideas into action.”

Tony Beranek: Three words: Cool, confident and collected Years on Student Council: 1 “I have a comprehension of what students need.”

Taylor Kimbrel: Three words: Patient, dedicated and intelligent Years on Student Council: 1 “I will work harder than others.”

Tony Beranek Freshman Candidate for Treasurer

Taylor Kimbrel Sophomore Candidate for Treasurer

Shannon Bennett Sophomore Candidate for Vice President

Kelsey Nedervelt Junior Candidate for Parliamentarian

Montage a creative outlet for students

BY JAMES PHILLIPS

Staff Writer

Some of the world’s greatest artists and authors start out by submi�ing their work to small literary magazines.

One look at the many illustrations, photos and writing of Montage, Portage Central’s literary magazine, shows at least that much.

The magazine will go on sale starting in mid-May for $5.

Lindsay Steenbergen, one of the teachers in charge of Montage, is very impressed by the amount of talent (over 50 works of art, prose, poetry and photography) turned in to the literary magazine this year. “There are

a lot of good submissions. We have some very good students. I loved some of the photographs that came in,” she said. “I’m always impressed when the students bring in art. There are a lot of good short stories this year, too.”

As Steenbergen stated, Montage only exists because there are some extraordinarily talented students at this school. These students work hard to produce a magazine with the caliber of Montage, which takes more effort than most of the student body realizes. Many of these extremely talented students see Montage as a way to not only vent their creative influences but share them with everyone at the school.

“When you write, you write to

express your feelings,” freshman and Montage staff member Katie Corbit said about writing for a literary magazine like Montage.

Just by expressing themselves, some people have come up with amazing contributions to the book.

Jennifer Ridge, a first-time submi�er but long-time writer, eagerly awaits publication. As a freshman sending in a poem and short story on the topic of love, she enjoys the whole idea of Montage, and is excited to see what other people will think of her work.

“I really enjoy people reading my writing and giving me feedback,” she said. To Ridge, Montage is a way

to present her feelings positively, and she sees it as something other people should participate in as well. “A lot of people don’t know how to find a way to let their creativity out,” she said, “so Montage is a good way to do that.”

Despite a tedious rating system, an extremely hectic forma�ing schedule, and a lack of interest from a fairly large portion of the student body, the literary magazine itself is as much a work of art as its submissions.

By the effort of the Montage staff and the hard work of the students who submit pieces of art, photograpy and writing, Montage will grace students and teachers here with fine art for a long time to come.

Next summer, 21 Spanish students and 14 French students will participate in a trip to Europe.

Chaperones will be Spanish teachers Linsday Steenbergen and Bonnie Moss, former Portage Public Schools teacher Michael Braun and French teacher Sara Heil.

Students will fly to Parais for four days and then continue by train to Spain. Where they will visit Barcelona, Madrid and Seville. The trip will be from June 27 to July 2 in summer 2008.

-Marah Klose

School beautification day to take place this month This year’s school beautification day will take place on Saturday, April 28, from 9 a.m. to noon.

Students and teachers will work to beautify our school by weeding, raking and trimming the gardens around the school. Refreshments will be provided, and participating members will be able to earn community service hours for working.

Those who wish to participate must sign up in the Blue Office during the week of April 23. The rain date is set for May 5.

-Adel Johnson

Students to participate in Day of Silence Wednesday Day of Silence is set for Wednesday. It’s a day that protests silence on issues surrounding the gay community; people from all over the country come together and protest by being completely silent throughout the day.

GSA asks that people be respectful and do not harass or discriminate those protesting this issue.

See Adviser Kate Hazen or student leader Kaye Raczkowski for more information.

-Jordan Peters

PC alum trip

French and Spanish classes to combine for Europe trip

day of silence

Brief

school beautification

Europe trip

In

Former PCHS student to participate in relief trip Laura Chess, Portage Central alumni and current University of Michigan student, will be traveling this August to Honduras on a medical relief trip. She is looking for donations of reading glasses and Spanish children’s story books to take to the kids there, as they would be able to benefit greatly from such materials.

If anyone is interested in helping this cause, Chess can be reached by calling (269) 217-1328 or by e-mailing lchess@umich.edu

-Adel Johnson

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Kudos!

s i g nof the times

Men’s swim team places at states

The men’s swim team finished its remarkable season with a school record-se�ing performance at the state championships. Helping the team to an overall seventh-place finish was the 200yard freestyle relay team of sophomore Ryan Umberger, senior Evan Cyr and juniors Joe VanDeWalker and Levi Barry. The relay team won the state title with a varsity-record time of 1:26.44 and were less than two-tenths of a second away from the state record. Individual placers were Umberger with a fourth in the 200-yard and an eighth in 100-yard freestyles; Barry, seventh and ninth in the 100-yard bu�erfly and 50-freestyle, respectively; and 13th, Cyr in the 100-yard breaststroke.

Student demand for ASL classes on the rise

BY AMANDA NORRIS

Staff Writer

A teacher is the heart of the classroom.

This sentiment resounded through the halls of Loy Norrix two years ago as Mary Knecht le� for Portage Central, taking with her the sign language class, but ready and willing to revive it in its new location.

In 2005, the Kalamazoo Regional Educational Service Agency (KRESA) center-based program moved from its location at Loy Norrix to its new home here at Portage Central.

Many people would skim over this information as one would over any other distant information not pertaining directly to them. However, to several teachers, many interpreters and 10 students, this move means everything.

Mary Knecht, a teacher, interpreter and director of the Center Based Program, has endured a big change in the past couple years, moving her life from one school to another.

For 25 years, Knecht worked at Loy Norrix as a teacher and interpreter for the hearing impaired, and this sudden upheaval shi�ed her entire life in

a new direction. “We didn’t have anything to do with it, it just affected us greatly,” Knecht said.

But when one door closes a window is opened, and hurtling headfirst through that window, Knecht and staff landed disoriented in the halls of Portage Central, finding open arms, enthusiastic students and an empty classroom ready to be filled with students eager to enter into the foreign world of sign language.

“It’s been a great move,” Knecht said. “The staff has been great.”

The process of creating this American Sign Language (ASL) class was made easy through the enthusiasm of Principal Eric Alburtus and teachers.

“Mr. Alburtus was very helpful and instrumental; he believed in the class and felt it was important,” Knecht said. “He was very supportive.”

By next year students will have the opportunity to participate in this exciting new class, one that has the potential to bridge gaps between students and ultimately unify the student body by encouraging new friendships that were previously hindered by communication barriers.

Knecht and fellow staff member, Sunny

Forensics team grows in size and popularity

BY ALAINA DELY

Staff Writer

It would be a crime to go through high school without knowing the true meaning of “forensics.”

Contrary to popular belief, “forensics” is dramatic interpretation and public address, as opposed to “forensic science.”

The forensics team provides students with the opportunity to use their public speaking skills in competitions all over the state.

The forensics team also includes a large variety of categories to choose from.

Prose, poetry, duos, oratory, broadcasting and multiple are just a few of the numerous choices.

A student’s dedication is one of the most important traits needed for forensics. With dedication comes progress within a student’s performance.

“These students have really progressed and have really made the commitment,” said Theresa Mills, English teacher and forensics coach. “They have worked really hard. By changing pieces, and revising them, they have really improved.”

Forensics takes a great deal of memorization. However, the piece one

performs isn’t all that must be remembered.

Blocking (staging), hand gestures, intonation, length of the piece and body language are also extremely important while performing.

“I have to memorize a poem which must be five to eight minutes long, and it must include blocking as well,” poetry reader Lauren Szymanski said. “The main focus is memorization, but you fine-tune the blocking and everything a�er that.”

The forensics team has brought home the state championship more than a few times. This year, like all other years, the forensics team plans on working its hardest to reach this goal.

But it’s not all about the gold.

Participation on the team helps develop the students’ public speaking and performance skills.

“My number one goal for the team is to have fun, and I want forensics to be something they enjoy doing,” Mills said.

“I want this to be an opportunity for their personal growth.”

Forensics is becoming more popular each year, and competitions are fierce. However, there is always room for more students.

With forensics comes self-confidence and the joy of being part of a team.

Former coach earns prestigious award

Pfefferling (Mrs. P), will team-teach this class.

Knecht dedicates much of her life to the Center Based Program, teaching English, math and study lab during the mornings at Central and offering her expertise in the a�ernoons both at Kalamazoo Central and Loy Norrix.

Due to her dedication and hectic schedule, the class will only be offered one hour next year, but the hopeful teachers look forward to increasing that number in the future as application numbers this spring approached 70.

Students are just as excited about the upcoming program as the teachers are, such as Sarah Sterling, a junior.

“It’s going to be cool to learn a third language.,” Sterling said. “I want to be able to know what people are saying when they are signing.”

The sign language class is just a spark that is illuminating the possibilities of future successes and kindling friendships that were never possible before.

Knecht encourages students to take this class “if you would like to improve communication between the Deaf kids, or if you’re interested in learning about Deafness,” she said.

Bob Knight, former Mustang football coach, was recently awarded the 2007 Crowley Award due to his success as a coach. According to the Michigan High School Football Coaches Association, “(Knight) taught them to prioritize their lives in this order: religion, family, school, football, girls and other things, such as cars.”

Because of his abilities as a coach and his connection with his players, Knight led the Mustangs to a 216-108 overall record, 11 playoff appearances and 14 Big Eight Conference championships. He coached for 34 years from 1971-2004.

Junior qualifies for BPA nationals Analiese McGavin, a junior, recently qualified for the Business Professionals of America ( BPA) national competition. McGavin got second place at states and first at regionals. The same speech is given at both regionals and states and must be five minutes long. McGavin is the only student from BPA to make it to nationals, to be held May 9-13 in New York. Sen. Barack Obama (D-Illinois), a presidential candidate, will speak at BPA Nationals. If interested in joining BPA, see business teachers Jean Meersman or Mike Meyer.

A magical night Prom committee prepares for ‘Midnight Masquerade’ theme

BY CHRISTIANNA GLUYS

Staff Writer

Yet again, the pricey, cramped Radisson Hotel has been rejected in favor of a different, more exciting and exotic prom location.

As the Radisson was dumped for the Air Zoo last year, this year, the splendor of Prom 2007 will take place on May 5 in the marvelous State Theatre.

The three levels of downtown Kalamazoo’s State Theatre will be put to good use, junior class President Kent White said.

“We’ll have something for everyone,” he said, adding that dancing and karaoke will be among the array of activities offered to prom-goers.

The State Theatre’s remarkably beautiful interior influenced the prom theme this year, interestingly.

One of the reasons behind this year’s “Midnight Masquerade” theme was the inside of the Theatre, which resembles a graceful Italian villa.

“The location really fits the theme,” White said.

The planning that goes into prom is huge, too, and requires so much commitment as prom comes closer, with members selling tickets, advertising, and finally organizing and making the decorations.

This year’s prom commi�ee has been devoted and passionate, meaning they hope prom will be quite astounding.

ELYN GRANT/STAMPEDE

“This year, prom is going to be really cool,” said junior Lindsey Alberty, another member of the prom commi�ee.

“We have a really good group [planning it], so it’s going to be awesome.”

Tickets will be sold starting Monday for $30 apiece.

The price increases to $35 the next two weeks prior to prom and will cost $40 at the door.

Thanks to everyone who tried out for the Talent Bash.

Come see your friends show off their talents on April 20th!

- Student Council

Your 2006-07 Portage Central Student Council.

STUDENT COUNCIL Portage Central

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Our View We’re not kidding: There’s no Tilt this year It’s no April Fool’s joke. You won’t find a copy of Tilt in any Central Stampede this year. That’s right: you will not find a copy of Tilt, the Stampede’s annual satire publication, in today’s newspaper.

The idea for Tilt, loosely based on the satire publication The Onion, was born when Principal Eric Alburtus reigned as the Stampede adviser in the mid-1990s.

We’re proud of the Tilt issues we produced. Each staff member has his or her favorite story, whether it’s the one about Mrs. Glidewell’s life as a secret agent or the wi�y banter of Shower vs. Tub. Tilt was definitely a labor of love. It took a tremendous amount of effort to produce, and it required staff members to stay a�er school long a�er the rest of you had already gone to bed. It’s hard to be funny when all you can think about is how there are only six hours le� before you have to wake up again the next morning.

It’s also hard to be funny when you’re a trusted news source. Year a�er year, the Stampede received complaints from those who thought the satirical publication damaged our credibility as a newspaper.

Still others were confused as to what the intent of Tilt was. They would ask us, “Is this real? Do teachers really stuff the bodies of unfortunate students in the tunnels?”

Well, we’re still not entirely sure about that one.

Regardless, thank you for supporting the Stampede and Tilt a�er all of these years. Even though we begrudgingly agree with the critics, we love to hear those who say they’re going to miss Tilt—that means someone appreciated it. This year, however, we’re going to focus on doing what we do best: keeping you up to date on all of the real news going on at Portage Central.

Stampede Staff Meredith Gage, Editor-in-Chief Adel Johnson ...............................................News Editor Ryan Ray ........................................................View Editor Marah Klose ................................................ Focus Editor Laura Pone......................................................Vibe Editor Levi Barry.................................................... Sports Editor Romy Bond/Sean Cleary ................... Co-Photo Editors Bjorn Grubelich...........................Art & Graphics Editor Jessica Atteberry......................................... Copy Editor Staff Writers ..... Amna Azam, Nicole Chrusciel, Keenan Cronyn, ..............................Alaina Dely, Nate Frisbie, Christianna Gluys, .............................Jenny Kilduff, Andrew Krietz, Erin Lenczycki, ............................. Kelly Lins, Carly Nagengast, Amanda Norris, ................. Jordan Peters, James Phillips, Alex Ray, Holli Smith, .............................. Irfan Syed, Jake Turner, Perrin VanderVeen, ............................. Mier Wang, Taylor Whisman, Austin Wordell Graphic Artists ............................Rashid Chapeyama, Phill Ham Photographers ................ Romy Bond, Phill Ham, Jordan Peters Sarah Drabik ................................................... Business Manager Mary Claire Oppel .......................................... Business Manager

AMNA AZAM/STAMPEDE

RE: e-mail deleted on the job E-mails are bogging down employees

Using e-mail is key to communicate

staff writer

staff writer

AAL ALIENXA RDAYE LY

J O RADLAENX PREAYT E R S

The great invention of e-mail sped up our ability to communicate, but in the past few years, it has become too common a convenience.

With the lack of direct communication between co-workers and the constant rush of business, companies such as Hewle�-Packard and American Airlines are debating whether or not to ban in-house e-mails.

AIM, Tivo, iPod and e-mail are some of the newest technical conveniences making our lives easier. But what happens when the term “easy” becomes the term “lazy”? Though we are privileged to have the use of such great technical advances, there is no excuse for lack of direct, person-to-person communication. By eliminating in-house e-mails from office buildings, it will create a less isolated, more interactive atmosphere among workers.

American Airlines is just one of the companies considering a change in its e-mail system. They do not plan on eliminating e-mails entirely, but when each worker receives hundreds of nonsense emails each day, they become more of a hassle than a convenience. The idea of banning in-house e-mails would also instigate camaraderie among co-workers.

In addition, e-mails lack voice intonation, a person’s facial expressions and all over body language. Whoever receives the e-mail may read the message one way, while the sender is trying to express themselves in a totally different light. This can cause pointless frustrations and can be wasteful, especially in the corporate world.

Some corporations are ge�ing fed up with workers’ sloth-like behaviors. Our lives shouldn’t revolve around technical advances anyway. We all have a way of expressing ourselves without the help of computers. Though computers provide us with almost anything imaginable, we should not devote all of our office communication to e-mail.

The revolutionary wonders of e-mail have become a common factor in our everyday lives. E-mail o�en makes communication between people easier by enabling them to talk to people over long distances, talk to friends who have busy schedules or even talk to families who have moved away. It has become a common reliance among people who lead very busy lives.

However, companies such as American Airlines and Hewle�Packard are considering banning in-house e-mails due to the lack of direct communication between the employees. By banning e-mail, they hope to improve their workplace by making it less confusing for employees who answer numerous e-mails each day.

Though direct communication is important, many people find it is hard to interact with others due to their busy schedules. E-mail provides the ability to keep up with our friends, family and current events. Without e-mail, having the convenience of sending files such as projects, papers and homework over the Internet is unavailable.

Not having this convenience would make it difficult to work on assignments from other places E-mail is convenient, but we shouldn’t forget to interact with people around us. This could be something like a yoga class, an a�erschool club or even si�ing in our room reading a book of our choice.

This helps relax us and get rid of stress from a hectic day. E-mail can be used for many things. It enables us to communicate with friends, looking up information and completing tasks, which takes minutes as opposed to taking up hours of our daily schedules. E-mail should not be banned because without it, our time-consuming schedules would dictate our lives, and people would find themselves under stress, overworked and unbalanced. E-mail has become an important factor in our everyday lives and ensures that we not only have the use of its convenience, but that we can enjoy the Internet and not find ourselves stretched too thin.

Sophomore Alaina Dely is a staff writer for the Stampede.

Sophomore Jordan Peters is a staff writer for the Stampede.

Students

Speak Out What issue do think society should pay more attention to?

Cheryl Braford .................................................................. Adviser

The Central Stampede publishes approximately one publication a month, primarily by the Journalism II class at Portage Central High School, 8135 S. Westnedge, Portage, MI 49002. It also uses work from Journalism I students.

Office: (269) 323-5218 Fax: (269) 323-5290 Room 306 The Central Stampede is a member of the Great Lakes Interscholastic Press Association (GLIPA) and the Michigan Interscholastic Press Association (MIPA). The purpose of the Central Stampede is to act as an open forum for students of Portage Central. The staff will achieve a balance between

informing and entertaining our readers.

Editorials Staff editorials are unsigned and represent consensus of the staff. The opinion of the staff is represented in the “Our View” column. The opinions of the editors, staff writers and guest writers will have bylines and will carry their own views.

Letters As an open forum, the Stampede welcomes all members of the Portage community. However, the staff reserves the right to edit letters based on length and content.

“Carl Levin’s control over the country and using Bush as his puppet.”

NICK CAPASSO Freshman

“The economic problem because we’re in debt and a lot of people need jobs.”

ALEX PHILLIPS Sophomore

“I don’t agree with the Iraq war.

Attention should be focused more on inner affairs than other countries.”

RYAN SCHMIDT Junior

“We should pay attention to the genocide in Sudan.

It’s an atrocity.”

MATILDA SHAW Senior

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April 13, 2007

What ever happened to ‘never again’?

Teens must not turn deaf ears to genocide in Darfur

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staff writer E LY N G R A N T It’s 11 p.m. on a school night, and the typical teen-ager is once again avoiding that paper she knows she should be working on.

Instead, here she sits in front of the computer again, checking the latest “hubbub” on her Facebook newsfeed or her Myspace bulletins.

Of course, it may seem like a daunting task having yet to start a three-page paper due the following day at such a late hour, but it is certainly be�er than living in fear of being ruthlessly tortured to death based upon the heritage of dead ancestors.

There is one Facebook group (clubs that everyone on Facebook can join, if unfamiliar) called “Who gives a f*** about Facebook News Feeds? There is GENOCIDE in DARFUR.” The a�empt is to make people realize the ridiculous amount of time they spend surfing these social web sites rather than thinking about the real world.

Most have heard mention of the slaughter in Darfur, the western region of Sudan, Africa. Though this may be the case, many people have not in fact taken time to look at the numbers, read the gruesome personal accounts of journalists who have visited the devastated region, and most importantly, searched for ways to make a difference.

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initiative now to make up for the lost time we’ve been wasting away at our computers while innocent people are being murdered in Darfur. Though it may seem like an adult’s responsibility to stop genocide and save Darfur, our generation has the power to stop the madness. Our great nation has seen the world experience gruesome genocide in the past and has come to aid the victims too late. We hear constantly that we are the future. Taking the initiative to do what no generation is doing at this point in time is very important.

It is such an ill-fated era to have roots in a traditional Darfurian tribe (definition: any ethnic African in the region of Darfur; there are millions) as deaths are nearing 400,000 since the “cleansing” of the region began in mid-2003. This death toll is a combination of citizens murdered point-blank and also those who have died from malnutrition in the refugee camps, home to nearly three

million Darfurian natives, established in the deserts outside of Darfur. “Point-blank” cannot be taken so literally in most cases, as many were actually tortured by either being le� to die a�er having outer extremities cut off, a�er being raped several times, or a�er being burned alive in their homes.

The news of what is actually taking place is truly shocking. There is simply no reason for these things to be happening now, just as there was no reason for them to happen 13 years ago in Rwanda. The United Nations has been refusing to actually label this “genocide” because the Arab Janjaweed militia, controlled by the Sudanese government, is trying their darnedest to keep foreign aid outside the borders of Darfur itself. This, of course, makes it complicated to enter the country and stop the chaos.

However, if enough people are informed about the situation and start to make it known that we want to make a difference,

admi�ance into the country will have to be granted.

As teen-agers, we have built an entire world online, be it within the borders of Facebook, Myspace or even AIM, while in reality most people of our nation are turning a blind-eye to the mass genocide taking place half-way around the world. These are serious issues that should be thought about instead of wasting away precious study time surfing the Internet.

Take a stand and join an online aid group, pushing the U.N. and NATO to deploy their rapid-response force. These actions have never been so neccessary.

Supporting the cries for help of the targeted Darfurian people at risk of being completely “cleansed” is no longer such an unfeasible idea.

Elyn Grant is a staff writer and artist for the Central Stampede.

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Gray-haired naysayers staff writer

LEO RRAYD E L L A U S T I NA W

When the votes were tallied for last month’s bond proposal, school leaders must have been ecstatic: voters in Portage said “yes.” Only when the absentee ballots were counted did the balance shi�. Absentee voters are almost always senior citizens who are either unable to make it to the polls due to disability or because they are playing golf and soaking up the sun in Florida.

Senior citizens are always a force in politics, voting in extremely high numbers.

Only 58 percent of people 18 to 24 are even registered to vote, and only 32 percent of Portage residents bothered to vote in the recent bond proposal.

The elderly receive a good amount of aid from the government in the form of Social Security and Medicare, as they should.

Today’s elderly are called the “greatest generation” for a reason. They climbed out of a Depression, defeated Hitler and communism and built America into a superpower.

Still, there is li�le excuse for not forking over a few dollars a month to replace an outdated school, especially when a second home in Florida is not too much of a financial burden.

While it might not seem that the elderly have much of a need for grade-school education, they would also benefit from new schools. A great school facility draws growing families into a community, in return raising property values when they decide to sell their homes. The elderly vote hurt not only school age kids but also the entire community.

As new families move into the Kalamazoo area, Ma�awan, Vicksburg, Schoolcra� and Paw Paw will look quite a�ractive due to their new a�ractive schools; eventually, this could even lower Portage’s property values. Many other area schools have also built new high schools in recent years with Portage Central, built in 1949, the oldest in the area.

Many were against the bond because the demolition of Waylee Elementary would create a longer drive to school in the morning.

Yet, even in the Waylee district, the bond was

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only turned down by a li�le over 100 votes, while absentee voters turned the bond down by 1,015 votes. While Waylee might have a convenient location for those that live nearby, what is location if the school is falling apart?

Portage is a community with an average family income over $60,000; still, Portage has the lowest education tax rate in this area. Even if the bond would have passed, it still would have been in the bo�om half. It is expected that a scaled-down bond proposal will be offered in the future, but the elderly are o�en against even the smallest tax increase because they are on a fixed Social Security income.

Many elderly barely get by on this government fixed income, but just as the general population of Portage, these grayhaired naysayers aren’t exactly pinching pennies to put food on the table. In fact, many

are spending their golden year winters in Florida and Arizona. Being thousands of miles away from home didn’t stop them from voting. Absentee ballot voters totaled more than double any no votes from any precinct actually in Portage.

The current school facilities cannot last forever and as time goes on, repair costs will only continue to rise. In the next vote, I hope Portage residents voting from Arizona and Florida get on board with the majority of Portage voters and improve the education facilities for not only the be�erment of the students, but for the community as a whole.

Austin Wordell is a staff writer and artist for the Central Stampede.

T AY L O R W H I S M A N

Varsity le�ers are emblems recognizing an athlete’s hard work and dedication in a school-sponsored sport. For most sports, athletes earn varsity le�ers based upon playing time at a varsity level.

A�er four semesters of participation, choir students also receive varsity le�ers. I may be going out on a limb here, but choir is by no means a sport.

Athletes physically train in their spare time to improve strength, endurance and skill in preparation for competitions.

Choir students, on the other hand, do not. It is a fine arts program, and students in that program don’t deserve varsity le�ers.

Certainly, choir classes deserve recognition. Many of these students dedicate a great deal of extra time perfecting their skills with voice lessons or in other performing arts classes. Certificates of participation would represent the time they put into their music well enough.

Marching band is the only fine arts program that is deserving of varsity status. The difference between choir and marching band receiving varsity le�ers, although they are both fine arts, is that marching band combines talent, mental stamina and physical strength, and choir does not.

Marching band members deserve their le�ers, which are achieved at the end of their junior year a�er three years of participation in band (which includes two years of marching band).

A total of nearly 90 hours worth of practice during band camp in the August sun and 1½-hour practices prior to each football game are more physically demanding than even some traditional sports.

Push-ups build muscle to help them carry instruments, some weighing as much as 40 pounds. While staying in sync with the rest of the band, they can cover the entire field during a performance. Scientific studies show that within the first beat of music, a performer’s heart rate increases significantly.

Numerous choir students have beautiful natural talents that cannot be enhanced by li�ing weights. For this reason, varsity le�ers should remain a symbol of athletic dedication.

They should only be given to those who endure physically demanding drills and training, pu�ing their blood and sweat into it.

Taylor Whisman is a staff writer for the Central Stampede.

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April 13, 2007

Alex Ray in an act of desperation staff writer

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To Whom It May Concern: I’m just going to cut to the chase. I need a job.

Within the last month, I have applied to more than 30 businesses.

This number is not a product of my approximation; I actually have a list. Coffee shops, bakeries, even dry cleaners! At this point, searching for work has become an occupation within itself, except with no benefits. Doesn’t anybody want to pay me low wages to work 18 hours a week?

I never realized the difficulties involved in job searching. My first interview was at Ri�er’s Frozen Custard, where they very kindly

Smoking kills atings staff writer

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From the casual cigare�e in the hand of James Bond to the pipes smoked by kindly grandfather characters, big-screen smoking has become the new target of the American Medical Association (AMA).

The AMA is trying to persuade lawmakers that any movie with smoking in it should be required by law to receive an R rating from the MPAA (Motion Picture Association of America). This is a major movement to discourage teens from the influence of actors lighting up on screen.

To me, the R rating frenzy is an overreaction and a shallow a�empt to curb the effects of smoking in movies. Brand placement and excessive, advertisement-like smoking is the problem. There is a deeper root cause than just the actors or the director; it involves the development of the movie.

Slapping “rated R” on movies whenever it so much as represents smoking makes these “threatening movies” all the more appealing to people who this movement is concerned about.

A deviant and defiant movie draws more attention, subsequently pu�ing it on the “to-see” list for teens.

The very teens this movement intends to protect, it only harms. Actions like this are good at heart, but they create a dramatically inverse effect, contrary to original objectives.

According to Reuters news service, a new study even found that there is inconsistency between ethnic groups in the way movie smoking affects teens. Caucasian teenagers are a great deal more likely to smoke when they unrestrictedly watch R-rated movies; however, African-American teens aren’t affected with or without the exposure to the same kinds of movies.

Product placement is the root of all this evil the AMA is ba�ling.

If they would turn the spotlight on the secretive goings-on in the writing and pre-production of movies, instead of trying to stop fully-developed movies, they might make progress. Movies with product names embedded in scenery or dialogue are more effective advertising than all standard kinds of commercials put together.

No one likes to watch commercials, but that’s just what happens when watching a movie loaded with product placement.

Simply trying to impose changes on the MPAA’s rating system, or even a�empting to ban movies with smoking, can be easily misconstrued as extreme censorship.

Movie producers and companies that accept payment from tobacco companies to essentially display the product are a more worthy aim. If the AMA is really trying to cut the smoking problem off at the source, it needs to go much deeper than just the final movie; it needs to stop the problem before it even reaches the screen.

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The R rating frenzy is an overreaction and a shallow attempt to curb the effects of smoking in movies.

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Marah Klose is Focus Editor for the Central Stampede.

gave me work at age 15. The time I spent there I cannot complain about, although the wage I can. Since this was early 2006, I was paid a measly $5.25 per hour.

I quit three months later due to another opportunity at Qdoba Mexican Grill. On my way to work one day, I stopped in this restaurant with my previously filled out application while they were holding open interviews. I was hired on the spot. My co-workers were interesting, always a constant source of entertainment. Also, they were generous with hours. I worked over 40 hours a week in the summer. I met so many new people over the course of nine months working there, probably due to Qdoba’s tendency to go through employees almost as fast as they can roll burritos. I possessed almost the most seniority, even with how young I am.

Working constantly on register at a busy place was fun for awhile.

I felt respected and essential because working the register was the most dreaded position. But it was ge�ing old. The atmosphere was negative, and it did not work out.

Apparently, I did not get the memo that it is hard to find work around here. If I was aware how lucky I was for my ease in finding jobs previously, I would have stayed put at Qdoba.

Hopefully, someone out there needs me for nights and weekends. When summer hits, I will work any time. Being without

a job isn’t in the question for me. I enjoy being giving with my funds and being able to treat those who surround me, not even to mention the highmaintenance lifestyle of my own. I’ll comb my hair, shave my face and be your favorite worker.

I promise to stay punctual and task-oriented. I want to forget my questionable work experiences in the past and start over. I am resourceful, energetic and personable with customers. I’ll serve anybody! If they spit in my hair, I will smile and thank them. And spit really grosses me out.

My expectations are low, so minimum wages will suffice. I can clean anything nasty with no complaints, maintain cleanliness, and love doing it. Please, if you need help, I am your man.

Sincerely, Alex Ray Alex Ray is a staff writer for the Central Stampede.

Mad hatters

Hats should be allowed in school staff writer

JAKE TURNER

A teen-ager with hair resembling road-kill of a frightening porcupine is unacceptable among peers and more importantly, the teen’s self-image. The teenager awoke at five o’clock in the morning to make himself decent; alas, it’s 7:20 and the horrid hair has the a�itude of a tree hugger while the developers below angrily demand movement.

What would assuage this situation?

A hat would smack a sunny visage on this unblessed teen.

It appears someone could use a hat, seriously.

I suggest what we propose is a new hat policy. Cover up that Mohawk on the side of the head with a trendy hat that further matches the wondrous outfit. The student population will perform their academics with more excellence thanks to the self-assurance provided by hats.

When someone looks good, it’s difficult to frown. Headwear offers the wearer a sense of comfort and safety. Instead of worrying about these things, focus can then be placed on learning.

Hats are an extension of one’s individuality. People are more creative and subsequently healthier with another outlet of self-expression. Imagine the halls filled with the exotic, the peculiar, the normal, and the bare heads. So much creativity will naturally improve everyone’s mood.

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would flock to Portage to open shop in order to sate the high demand for headwear Obviously, this new economic development will benefit the town. More jobs will appear on the market, e.g. Hat Manufacturer, Hat Embroiderer, Hat Modeler, Hat Salesman, and so forth and so on. A hat phenomenon would soon spread through Southwest Michigan, then the East coast, and finally the world. Imagine streets full of confident and fashionable hat-wearing citizens. The earth would be a be�er place.

So what’s keeping hats from being worn in school? The Student Handbook states, “hats/headwear are not to be worn in the building… [because they are]… considered distracting from the process of education.”

However, under a common-sense “hats allowed” policy, if a particularly large hat blocks a student’s view of the chalkboard, he may gently request removal of it from the person in front of him. If a hat is politically incorrect, such as one with a Hooters label, it too can simply be removed.

Hats should be considered an article of clothing that keeps one warm, covers up unsightly hairdos and serves as a fashionable accessory.

There is obviously a demand for hats/ headwear and more useful pros than easily fixable cons to permi�ing hats in school.

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Jake Turner is a staff writer for the Central Stampede.

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Art should make you think Dear Editor, Recently, as I was pu�ing some art up on display a person walked by and said, “Oh, finally some pre�y art.” I winced. Enough, I said to myself. It is time to address this issue before I erupt into a rant.

I have an issue with “pre�y art.” Not that pre�y art is a bad thing. Rather, that it is used in such a stereotypical and prejudicial way by people. Do we consider Michelangelo’s artwork “pre�y” or DaVinci’s or classical Greek art “pre�y”? Has any of the great 20th century art been considered great because it is “pre�y”? No, of course not. Art becomes great because it transcends pre�y to become something profound, something that moves the viewer or society to deeper and more transforming awarenesses or experiences, whether we like it or not.

Pre�y art, however, falls within the

realm of fashion and decoration. We want a painting that matches our furniture or clothing and jewelry that accentuates our eyes. We want to surround ourselves with pre�y things because it makes us feel good. We want people to think we, or our environments, or whatever else decorates our lives, is pre�y and, therefore, worth a�ention. Pre�y makes our lives more pleasant and, dare I say, non-controversial.

Non-pre�y art is shunned unless you are a museum quality artist within the last 100 years. Pre�y art is a legitimate need for human beings. Advertisers and corporations know this very well and so have usurped our need for pre�y in order to sell whatever their product is. Our young women are dying of starvation in order to satisfy some corporation’s idea of pre�y. But this is another topic.

As a high school art teacher, I know about pre�y art. It is directly and indirectly

implied that that is what high school art (or children’s art) should be about. It makes parents proud and schools a�ractive.

Students and teachers get a lot of verbal applause when they cra� “pre�y” well.

Yet profound or thoughtful art is o�en not pre�y. Art that reflects the interior human life is o�en messy and downright ugly sometimes. Most of us don’t like or understand contemporary art because it is about ideas and challenges us instead of decorates us.

I urge you to step back and reflect next time you come across art that is not pre�y.

Take the time to ponder its message and note the courage the artist had to have in order to cra� something that does not automatically appeal or get applause. You just might be profoundly moved.

Jill Waskowsky Art Teacher

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BY MIER WANG AND NATE FRISBIE Staff Writers Students thought they knew everything about Portage Central, but what truly lies around every corner and behind every door has remained a mystery until now. Seven marvels inside this building have finally been unveiled to show that even a predictable, nearly 60-year-old school building has its secrets.

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Secret passageways lie beneath the hallways, and entrances are sca�ered among various classrooms throughout the school. But the real mystery is the purpose of these tunnels . Have students once traveled these tunnels?

The answer is YES. Teachers who have access to entrances in classrooms recall students casually roaming the tunnels quite regularly “Sometimes during class, a student head would just randomly pop out of one of the tunnels,” Assistant Principal Denny Roehm said.

For those who seek an adventure in the tunnels today, they are sadly off limits. What truly lies in these tunnels are dust, furniture, pipes, and… body parts? Surprisingly, yes; mannequins and mannequin body parts were discovered in old cardboard boxes underneath the journalism room.

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Rumors of a third floor are now confirmed. Facing the stage in the gym, a locked closet on the second floor contains a small ladder. The ladder leads up above the gym, where numerous catwalks are cleverly placed so one can travel throughout the roof of the gym.

The catwalks are only big enough for someone of average height, with a 30-foot drop below.

In addition to the catwalks, an ancient room is also located on the third floor. This room has several racks, which were once used for athletes and coaches to hang uniforms to dry a�er washing them, but now, this is just a vacant room.

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“It’s nasty and I feel trapped,” Kibler said. “It’s scary because it’s rundown, and there are weird scratches on the [elevator] walls.”

Though many people, including the laptop trolleys and muffin cart, ride this elevator, most do not know what truly lies within. Why do the holders of the elevator keys guard them with their lives? Why do students have to break their legs to ride it? Even though many questions

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Teacher Cheryl Tucker comes to school as early as 4 a.m. to start the savory snacks. As the school day progresses, student aides come to assist the baking, and finally as the 3rd hour bell rings, students can buy the muffins.

Some teachers have complained, but the muffin cart workers persist.

“The muffin cart was a great idea and everything, but I don’t think we get enough support from teachers,” senior Jill Justen said. “Mrs. Tucker is using the money for her class, and the money is all going to a good cause.”

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A black door across the hallway from Barb Barry’s and Pat Johnson’s rooms in the 2000 hall opens to a world beyond.

This door is o�en mistaken to be a custodian’s closet or maybe a storage room, but in truth, the door conceals a set of stairs that lead to a third floor and the roof.

Be warned though; don’t mistake this to be place for students to “hang out.” The stairs are covered with cobwebs and movements in the corner

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Room 302; an average classroom to many students, but at one time, this room was known to many as “The Rock.”

On the outskirts of the building, like Alcatraz off the coast of California, The Rock awaits the next school hoodlums. Back in the day, it was the hated detention room. Besides the temperature variations, it has numerous other characteristics that students despise.

“It was cramped and not fun,” junior Megan VanSweden said. “[It] smelled like stinky feet and homework, and (it) was somewhat

creepy.”

Undoubtedly, The Rock has held some of Portage Central’s most notorious crooks and truants.

Alcatraz’s past has created rumors of it being haunted, and The Rock’s murky history only makes students wonder more about its existence.

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With an oldschool microphone in one hand and the announcement paper in the other, Ned’s personality is expressed daily in the PA room of the Blue Office.

His silly mistakes and glorifying pronunciations, such as “gen-rae” for “genre,” make him the one-and-

only PA broadcaster, undoubtedly an icon to this school. Corey McNeal co-teaches peer mentoring with Ned each morning before announcements.

McNeal just laughs at what Ned has to say and said that Ned is always that way.

“Ned’s just silly like that,” McNeal said. “But he’s comfortable and has a light-hearted a�itude; he is funny.”

In the infamous words of the man himself, “Stay safe, seatbelts go�a be on, we’re ou�a here!”

Whether it’s a random door, pathway or room located somewhere throughout the school, it has a history.

Wonder at the marvels to behold in this aging building because it looks like we won’t be ge�ing a new one any time soon!

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sometimes,” Dalton said. “I have to keep a schedule just to have some free time for myself and friends.”

Having a job takes time and responsibility, ultimately resulting in the personal satisfaction of the biweekly paycheck. Depending upon where one stands position wise, wages can range from minimum wage on up.

BY ANDREW KRIETZ Working at the newly-constructed Texas Staff Writer Roadhouse, senior David Hollerbach couldn’t Rich chocolate. Dark coffee. Green tea. In care less about whether he has the day off or not. the Crossroads Mall, one can find all of these on As a busboy, the day always seems to drag on the menu at Gloria Jean’s. With all of the stresses with the hope of the next big tip. in the lives of teen-agers, there is no be�er place “I only work toward my paycheck,” to be in Portage than at the mall. And at Gloria Hollerbach said. “I hate my job.”

Jean’s, they are sure to have something to give Time and responsibility become stretched to anyone a boost in his or her day. the limit when nightly schoolwork is thrown in.

Almost every day, For both Hollerbach and junior Meaghan Dalton Dalton, any free time to leaves behind the world complete homework is a I have to keep of school and enters the blessing. world of work behind “I can get some a schedule just to the counter to prepare of it done once I get her customers’ orders. home,” Hollerbach have some free Spending nearly 18 to 25 said. “Usually, I end up time for myself and hours per week working, cramming it in the one Dalton doesn’t have any hour of seminar.” friends. big complaint about work.

On top of school “I love my job,” and work, some type MEAGHAN DALTON Dalton said. “It’s great of social life must be Junior working with the fulfilled. That’s where customers.” the weekend comes in, With the personal satisfaction of ge�ing when both teens generally have it off to hang out a paycheck and helping customers, everyone with friends or to have some other type of free is always working for the weekend. For some, time for themselves. the weekend cannot come fast enough when it At Gloria Jean’s, the coffee keeps on flowing all comes down to juggling school, work and and cooks will continue to serve up juicy steaks friends. It always seems that the time we need for at Texas Roadhouse. Whether or not these teens a li�le “escape” never shows up when someone enjoy their careers, they must always keep that needs it. delicate balance between school and work to be “It’s difficult to balance work and school successful in both worlds.

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Former Oklahoma congressman J.C. Wa�s once said, “Character is what you do when nobody’s looking.” This may be true, but what would you call what a student does when the teacher is not looking?

Apparently, you call it cheating, and according to a 1998 poll of Who’s Who Among American High School Students, 80 percent of the country’s best students do it. Educational Testing Service (ETS), the makers of the AP and GRE say it starts as early as elementary school.

According to English teacher Jeff Rehm, you certainly can’t call cheating a part of good character.

“It’s stealing,” Rehm said. “It’s submi�ing work that is not yours.”

Cheating and plagiarism are forbidden by school rules, but that does not stop it from invading our school. Breaking these rules ranges from copying last night’s math homework from a friend to reading the multiple-choice answers for your math final off of your arm. Although

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consequences can be anything from having to retake a test to receiving a zero, disciplinary report, and call home, as is policy for English teacher Becky Pence, students still push their luck every day.

“I cheat on every single test,” a 14year-old female freshman said.

One possibility for student plagiarism is the fact that students no longer take cheating as a serious offense. Rather, they only take guilt in being found out.

“The disgrace for them is not in cheating, it’s in ge�ing caught,” Pence said.

Some suggest that the lack of morals could come from students’ peers. Peer pressure helps to disarm a student’s common sense while society’s emphasis on academic success may push them toward cheating. However, the degradation of students’ character is starting to look like a different sort of problem: a problem at home.

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was becoming a societal problem was when I called home and dad said, ‘How did you catch him?’” Pence said. “I was dumbfounded.”

Because the issue appears to have reached the home, there seems to be li�le teachers themselves can do except continue to enforce the rules already in place. Yet, some teachers refuse to stay helpless and are beginning to adapt their classroom rules to the new ways students are cheating.

As technology advances, so do people’s means for breaking the rules. As a result, most teachers must restrict usage of these otherwise harmless devices. Some teachers employ the use of other resources such as turnitin.com.

This is the reason for teachers asking students to put away their calculators during tests. Students type

out answers using the alphabet capabilities of the Texas Instrument brand, utilizing them unfairly on tests. This proves something to be concerned about because studies by ETS say that math and science are not only the classes where calculators are used most, but are most cheated in as well. Math teacher Kathleen Myers has found a resolution: students must use the class calculators.

Sometimes, students burn audio records of class notes into their iPods and use them to cheat on quizzes. Most teachers restrict iPod use during assessments, so music lovers are le� tuneless. “[The restrictions are] annoying to a certain extent because I can learn be�er listening to music,” freshman Danielle Washington said.

Not all students accept day-to-day cheating as an alternative, however. Some simply don’t find the need for it.

“I pre�y much know all the stuff I need to know,” junior Brandon Elrod said.

Besides morals, there are other reasons for one to avoid cheating.

“Most kids don’t realize if you’re caught cheating in college, you can be dismissed from the university,” Myers said.

According to Rehm, some cheaters may not even make it that far.

“If anybody cheats in my class,” Rehm said, “their ability to last four years in this building is slim.”

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April 13, 2007

lympiad Science team experiences intense competition, despite eclectic appearance

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The Science Olympiad, the ultimate test for the greatest scientific masterminds in the state. To senior Michelle Ridge, “it’s a competition where we go and take science tests.”

Although to most, the Science Olympiad may appear to be nothing but a series of boring tests, team members say the competition is as exciting as any sporting event. They recently proved their me�le by taking first place at the regional tournament in Ba�le Creek in March.

Senior Olympian Alex Hoeksema said, “Who volunteers to take tests on the weekend?

We are a crazy bunch, but we have a lot of fun.”

The team of 15 students competes in 23 events and topics range from molecular genetics in biology to variable stars in astronomy.

“The typical student will have three or four events that they have to study and prepare for,” said Dale Freeland, Science Olympiad coach for the past 14 years.

Depending on the event, each Olympian has to prepare in a different way. The test takers have to be sure to know the rules of their event and they have to study everything they

can get their hands on.

Portage Central’s stronger events, and last “Every year there are changes to the year, the team brought home a first at the events,” Freeland said. “For instance, in state competition. genetics the rules are different this year so you Science Olympians also construct have to study differently.” robots, airplanes and balsa wood “boomilevers” for these construction “Some of us study Mars and some competitions. In the test-taking events, each memorize characteristics of bugs,” Hoeksema team fields two specialists to combine their said. For his second year on the Science brain power and take Olympiad team, Hoeksema is the test as partners.

The competitive competing in three events: Mustang Olympiad the robot team has managed to place well in recent ramble, circuit years and is hoping to lab and the scrambler. match that performance this year. In the The past few years, the cleverly-titled competition between scrambler is a “construction” Hastings, ThornappleKellogg and Portage competition, requiring Central in the regional teams to build tournament has been LEX OEKSEMA a car with an heated. Freeland said, “I think it’s a friendly egg on the rivalry between these front, and the schools, because we all winner is the want to go to states.” team that can launch its car closest to a wall without colliding or breaking its egg.

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Dungeons and dragons galore

BY RYAN RAY

Staff Writer

Halt! Who dare tries to enter the dungeon of no escape?

Pshh…It’s the noble knight Sir Bonneau that fears not, for he must rescue his fair maiden from the tower of doom. But wait, what is that monster in the far distance?

It appears to be a flaming inferno, a firebreathing dragon that burns down villages and can kill a thousand men in one blazing swoop.

Will the young lad save his busty medieval broad?

Hopefully not, but in the dark fantasy role-playing game known as Dungeons and

Dragons, in-depth storylines are crucial in order to be amused with the atypical activity.

“Playing the game is a way to be someone that I’m not,” said sophomore Nick Bonneau, an avid fan of “D and D.” “Plus the people I play with are generally fun to be around.”

“D and D” is quite the social gathering.

Popular amongst underclassmen at PC, kids have been evolving into thieves, murderers, loyal defenders and plants.

“My favorite storyline is running through the meadows and then hiding in plain sight by turning into the wild plant shapes,” imaginative freshman Dillon Bailey said.

To be a significant player, it takes a lot of research and reading out of specialized “D and D” books. There must be a full understanding

of who is betraying whom or what kind of deceit and violence is being put upon the other opponents.

“It’s a lot like video games, when you gain more experience you get be�er,” Bonneau said.

“I’m good because I read the rule books time and time again,” said the unrelenting and aspiring Bailey.

“D and D” meetings take place weekly at the Gameshop on Westnedge Avenue , libraries and occasionally at contestants’ houses. During this time, merchants and peddlers roll dice and swindle one another.

“I like to remain neutral during the game, not bad or good, so I can kill people humorously and get away with being naughty,” dungeon master Bailey said.

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The Stampede reviews the hottest places on the Kalamazoo Mall Vibe Editor

“Urban,” “hip” and “chic” are hardly the words anyone thinks of when imagining downtown Kalamazoo. Most picture the grand, modern Radisson Hotel, which gives the impression of a sprawling metropolis rather than a modest-sized Midwest city, and looks out of place next to older, and frankly, uglier buildings.

Right around the corner from the Radisson, however, lies a hidden treasure worth exploring: the Kalamazoo Mall.

“The Kalamazoo Mall sums up all of the unique sophistication of Kalamazoo all on one street,” senior Joe Dely said.

Although the city of Kalamazoo may be somewhat of a diamond in the rough, the Mall offers a great place to hang out, shop and even experience the theater. The Stampede assembled a list of the must-see places on the Kalamazoo Mall.

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Fandango- A unique Spanish restaurant where one can taste the delicious Spanish ‘tapas.’ The restaurant may be a li�le pricy, but it is well worth the great food and cozy atmosphere. Reservations can be made at (269) 226-9800.

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Terrapin Imports- Though this store may appear unusual while peaking in the window, Terrapin is truly a treasure chest of great, unique finds. Terrapin Imports is open Monday-Saturday from 10 a.m.-6 p.m.

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The Epic Theatre- A li�leknown theatre whose productions unexpectedly amaze the audience, the Epic offers a variety of different shows, both amusing and serious. The Epic Theatre can be contacted at (269) 808-3184.

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Fervor Art To Wear- A blend of several different styles, this unique and trendy boutique offers one-of-a-kind clothing, art and accessories from many different local artists. Fervor is open Monday-Saturday from 10 a.m.-6 p.m. and Sunday from noon-4 p.m.

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Popular club closes after 26 years ERIN LENCZYCKI

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Kalamazoo is known for numerous a�ributes: the KIA, the museum and the many clubs that fill the streets of downtown Kalamazoo.

But one local a�raction seemed to outshine all others.

Club Soda opened in January 1981 and the venue’s quest was to bring the nation’s rising artists here to Kalamazoo and cater to the local bands around the area.

Noted bands that once played on the Club Soda stage were Nirvana, Queens of the Stone Age, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Smashing Pumpkins and local favorites The Tux Verve Pipe.

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Club Soda became a hot spot for teens in the surrounding area as well as the Midwest, hosting some of the most influential artists of the era before they exploded into the mainstream.

Club Soda was successful and popular among people of all ages, but for unknown reasons, the owners of the club decided to close their doors a�er one last show in February.

“It was the very best place to play in Kalamazoo, and I’m very sad to see it leaving,” said Dusty Middaugh, the drummer of local band Ill Hollow Chamber.

Ill Hollow Chamber, Cellsepic and Headcase were three of the four bands that played the final show in February in a club known for making just

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about anyone feel at home.

“I was really comfortable at shows,” senior Shelby Posada said. “They were always really crazy, but I felt like I could let loose, too. The whole atmosphere was really good and everyone that was there was great.”

The overall consensus on Club Soda was admiration and a feeling of belonging.

“The reason Club Soda was so great to play was because the atmosphere was always great, as were the people,” Middaugh said. “As weird as it may sound, it gave us a feeling of home.”

The closing of Club Soda sent a shock wave through West Michigan; the final show was filled to the brim with people there to see their first and final show at the infamous hot spot or their hundredth show, a�er going to the club for several years.

Many are doubtful that an existing club can match that of Club Soda’s in the next several years.

The club will be missed, especially in town where minors don’t have a lot to do. Club Soda has definitely le� an impact on Kalamazoo and its inhabitants, one that, according to club goers, will not easily be erased.

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Springtime for seniors means a lot of campus visits, and campus visits mean a lot of introductions. “Hi,” I’ll say. “I’m Meredith, and I’m from Michigan.” When asked where in Michigan, I’ve perfected the art of pointing out the general area on the back of my hand. But when asked for a proper noun, I stall.

I’m thankful for the education I’ve received in Portage. I appreciate the resources like the public library and the city parks system. I’m glad that I can feel safe when walking around town…

Wait a minute, nobody walks anywhere in Portage. There’s nowhere to walk to.

There is no “downtown” Portage. There is no city center, no sense of shared space, and no sense of community. Heck, there’s nowhere to hang out a�er 9 p.m.

There are no independently owned clothing, music or book stores. There are few restaurants that are not part of a national chain. There are no

performing arts venues. Drive down Westnedge Avenue and you could be in Anytown, U.S.A. That’s why, when people ask, I tell them I’m from Kalamazoo.

You can knock Kalamazoo all you want (and it certainly has its problems), but no one can argue that Kalamazoo doesn’t have its own personality.

Its unique identity definitely sets it apart, in its own small way, from any other place in the world.

Kalamazoo is a city that encourages people to get together.

Not only does Kalamazoo encourage community, but it also promotes creativity.

Many of the businesses are owned by the actual people working at the counter—the ones who wake up early to open, stay late to close, and find time to make conversation with you while you’re shopping. The amount of energy put into establishments like Tommy’s Goody Shoppe, Polly and Esther’s and Goodwiches is astounding—and inspiring.

It’s sad to hear that an institution like Club Soda is closing its doors a�er all of these years.

Yet it’s also encouraging to see the growth taking place downtown. Because of its unique personality, Kalamazoo is a place I am proud to call my substitute hometown.

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Where to find the golden movie ticket The Stampede finds the best deals at local theaters

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There’s no other food like movie theater food. Popcorn costs $3.50 for a small, $4.25 for a medium, $5 for a large, and if you prefer a bucket, it costs $5.75. For candy, a bag costs $3.50 and a box is $2.75, with some exceptions. So� drinks are $3.25 for a small, which is considered a kid’s size, $3.75 for a medium (32 ounces) and $4.50 for a 44-ouncer.

“I like it because the seats are nice, they’re really comfy,” sophomore Jaime Morton said. “Plus, there are free refills on popcorn, and they always choose the good movies that are out.”

These tickets are a li�le more expensive than nearby theatres. In the evening, tickets cost $8, before 6 p.m. they are $6, and first matinee is only $5. Only college students can get a discount with a student ID, and their tickets still cost $6.

Celebration is located on Ring Road off of Constitution Boulevard in Portage.

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Movies just are not the same without some popcorn, candy and a drink. It costs $3.75 for a small bag popcorn, $4.10 for a medium bag, and $4.45 for a large bag of popcorn. Candy ranges from $2.23 to $2.86. For a so� drink, it will cost you $3.07 for a small, $3.60 for a medium, and $4.13 for a large. There are several different combo combinations that are o�en a be�er deal for much more food.

Kalamazoo 10 tickets are on the cheaper side and extremely cheap if you have your student ID. “The tickets are cheaper, you can sneak into movies easier,” senior Dan Harkins said, “and they don’t really check your ID.” Without a student ID, tickets are $6 in the evening, and $3 for the matinee. Between 4 and 6 p.m., all shows are $3.

With a student ID, tickets only cost $3, all the time.

Kalamazoo 10 is located on Maple Hill Drive in Kalamazoo.

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Although these prices are not super cheap, they’re fair considering the nice facilities. Matinee prices are $6; the regular price is $8. With a student ID, tickets cost $5 all the time.

“They’ve got cool lights, good seats so you can see over the people’s head, and clean bathrooms,” freshman Jake Brooks said. “They give you a good student discount; they have a parking garage which is good for when it’s snowing.

It’s big, so it has everything you want to see, and there are lots of concession choices. Plus, it’s new.”

Don’t be caught hungry half-way through a movie.

Popcorn at The Rave costs $4.25 (small), $5 (medium), and $5.50 (large with free refills). Candy is $2.25 for a small, $2.75 for a medium, and $3.25 for a large. For a so� drink, a small costs $3.25, a medium is $3.50 and a large costs $3.75 with free refills. If you’re really hungry you might want a combo which is o�entimes a much be�er deal.

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How to become a YouTube Star (in five easy steps)

BY JESSICA ATTEBERRY

A simple evening of “Celebrity Deathmatch” and shoe shopping cannot be spent without at least one reference to the popular video site, YouTube.

YouTube.com offers an unlimited amount of possibilities for amateur filmmakers and those seeking instant fame. How does one become a YouTube star? Follow Stampede staffer Christianna Gluys...

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1. Find someone with a video phone Your amount of hits increases as the quality of your camera decreases. No one cares about an amateur with a lot of fancy equipment.

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2. Teach yourself a new skill

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Take up a new hobby, such as singing, dancing, accordion playing or the acquisition of lightsaber skills.

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Find a trusted individual to record the act, but one who won’t try to steal the spotlight by demanding film credits. When done filming, upload and label. If having trouble coming up with a witty title try the standard “Crazy *insert what you did or song you used here* Kid.”

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4. Energy is everything

Before hitting “record,” a proper amount of sugar intake must be in place. Be enthusiastic; the more excited one is about the chicken dance set to techno, the more certain viewers are to watch.

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Each month, Ryan Ray and guest Raver Evan Cyr, filling in for Rashid Chapeyama, talk about what’s hot and what’s not in today’s entertainment. This month, Ryan and Evan dished on last month’s Teacher Talent Show and discussed Keeler’s groove, Meersman’s hair and money for a good cause.

Ryan: I felt as if the whole night was a cartoon, in a really good way. The teachers pulled off the humor so well.

Evan: But the show went on for way too long. It was almost three hours. Like, Meersman’s hair was funny, but…

Ryan: It was so big and ridiculous. And I felt as if I was watching Alburtus sing karaoke in “Animal House.” It was just bizarre.

Evan and Ryan (in unison): “LIKE A ROLLING STONE!” Ryan: Pence reminds me of Piglet. She was cute.

Evan: Even though she gives kids a lot of grief, she was making fun of everything she’s against, which was really funny.

Ryan: Palsrok definitely had soul, though. I raised the roof when I saw her doing her thing. I literally raised the roof.

Evan: Keeler was in the groove thing, too. I always knew that she liked singing, but now I see that she has real talent.

Ryan: Her performance was sensual.

Evan: I was not expecting Lait at all. His sketch with Foerster as the Village People was one of the craziest things all night. Give Lait love.

Ryan: You definitely have to give them credit. They’re cool people. The teachers make this school.

Evan: I was proud that those people on stage were my teachers.

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Movie: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles With an overall cowabunga rating, the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie, “TMNT,” takes over where the last three full-length Ninja Turtle films le� off. With a new look and new millennia, the Turtles are ready to kick some major bad-guy bu� with a li�le assistance from pepperoni and totally tubular catch phrases.

The new film steers away from the live action of the previous three movies and toward computer animation, creating a perfect balance between the more light-hearted 1980s cartoon and the more serious re-make of today. The only downfall to this style is that it makes not only April O’Neil (the Turtles’ female companion) but the Turtles themselves oddly and uncomfortably thin-looking.

Original Turtle fans will find this movie as entertaining as the originals, but new fans will appreciate it as well. The movie starts off with April finding Leonardo in the jungles of South America. Donatello and Michelangelo get new day jobs, while

Raphael sleeps all day. The first half of the movie is spent with a new threat to the world on the rise and Raphael fighting Leonardo for leadership between the Turtles (we’ve never heard this in the plot before).

While some of the dialogue is a bit over-the-top on cheesiness, and large amounts of the plot seem reminiscent of the “Ghostbuster” films, “TMNT” is well worth the time of any dedicated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fanatic.

-Jessica Atteberry

Music: Modest Mouse A�er much anticipation and a few months in a cramped Mississippi studio, the small indie band from Washington, Modest Mouse, returns with a new album that could get anyone hooked.

Within the depressing title “We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank” lies a 14-track album with a variety of new sounds and a few familiar ones. The album has enough change to reel in some new fans and just the right amount of similarities to “Good News for People Who Loves Bad News” to keep the avid fans satisfied.

With the new album, they ventured from just playing one style of music. Variety is obvious within the first five seconds of every track, and so is the new contemporary folk and heart-felt blues mix. By taking a few risks like avoiding any pointless tracks as on past albums, they’re able to reach new depths with their

overall sound.

When the album begins, the use of unfamiliar instruments and the improvement of lead singer Isaac Brock’s melodic mess become blatant. By the third track, it should be easy for listeners to realize, the best is yet to come.

By the end of the album, every listener will be le� with at least a handful of favorites. “Li�le Motel” is definitely a standout for the band. It’s one of their first slow songs that locks listeners in and takes them for a slow ride through a mix of so� sounds and hopeful lyrics.

Another track, “Steam Engenious,” is the high point of the album. With a clever play on words, the title’s enough to get you started, and the nonsense and humor of the song with a sound that reminds me of another one of Good News’ songs, “Bury Me With It,” is enough to keep anyone from jumping ship before the track ends.

With Isaac Brock’s seemingly impossible improvement and a few more abstract instruments, Modest Mouse created yet another work of art. In just a li�le over an hour, the band is able to leave anyone, whether a long-time fan or a new listener, in awe. A�er taking a few risks and creating an updated sound on the new album, Modest Mouse will easily manage to keep their heads above water.

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Why can’t we be Students reveal most hated and most friendly rivalries

BY KELLY LINS

Staff Writer

Every school has a bi�er rival they can’t stand. They hate playing them in sports, and usually the games are played dirty and sometimes end in fights. Our school’s rival is both hated the most and liked the most to play, according to an informal survey of athletes.

Portage Northern is one of the least popular rivals of athletes at PC. Many of the athletes keep up the tradition of an anti-Northern a�itude. Theses athletes include many of the members of the men’s basketball team along with several other athletes as well. Sophomore Jessie Kimbrel, a soccer player, can’t stand P.N. simply because they are rivals.

“They play dirtier, and it’s Northern; you just can’t like them,” Kimbrel said.

“When you play against Northern you try your hardest because everyone is watching.

So if you lose, it makes it that much worse.”

Along with disliking them, many actually like playing Portage Northern. For some, it is a friendly rivalry that allows for excellent competition which many other schools can’t give. Sophomore K.C. Christopher agrees that it is just a friendly rivalry.

“They give us good competition, and it brings a rivalry that allows for everyone to play their best,” Christopher said.

“Usually, they’re at our skill level, so we always have good games. Plus, a lot of fans come to watch.”

Northern is not the only school that athletes hate. Many also hate Ma�awan for their “unsportsmanlike conduct” and “cocky a�itude.” Athletes also claim many possessions have been stolen at the games against them. They are also always a tough competitor and are at the same skill level.

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Other schools that are hated include Ba�le Creek Central and Kalamazoo Central. They are disliked for reasons such as unsportsmanlike conduct and their overall a�itude, especially Ba�le Creek Central. Many athletes also consider Kalamazoo Central a big rival.

Northern is not the only school that athletes like to play. Ba�le Creek Lakeview is liked mainly for its facilities. Many people think they have a great building and nicer supplies than us. Other schools that athletes like include Vicksburg and, of course, Portage Central, for school spirit and several other reasons.

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29% 9% hate Ma�awan hate K. Central Junior varsity lacrosse team welcomes new coach

BY NICOLE CHRUSCIEL

Staff Writer

Start off with a lifetime full of love for the game, add four years of tough competition and exceptional teammates at a Division One college, mix in knowledge from previous coaches and coaching positions…and out pops Ma� Sofarelli, the man who will be directing, drilling, disciplining and developing the junior varsity men’s lacrosse team.

Growing up in New York with a passion for lacrosse since an early age, Sofarelli progressed and continued all the way to play four years at the highlyacclaimed lacrosse powerhouse, Syracuse University.

“The coaches were so knowledgeable,” Sofarelli said, “and coaching the JV team, I hope to pass some of the knowledge on to them.”

Besides the knowledge he earned and the talent he faced during his college career, Sofarelli also has some coaching experience under his belt. While a�ending Syracuse

University, Sofarelli participated in coaching summer camps, and most recently served as the assistant varsity coach at Kalamazoo Central.

“It’s been a pre�y easy change,” Sofarelli said.

“The kids are B JORN G RUBELICH all about the /STAMPEDE same age, but I think the talent is a li�le be�er.”

Sophomore Christopher Sandmeyer and freshman Tony Beranek seem to have reached a consensus that Sofarelli’s roots and experiences will benefit the JV team.

“He’s a good coach,” Sandmeyer said.

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“He knows what he’s talking about.”

“Of course, he’ll bring a lot to the program,” Beranek said. “He’s played with some of the greatest players at one of the best schools.”

During the 1997 to 2001 seasons at Syracuse, Sofarelli played with players such as the infamous Powell brothers.

Sofarelli and his teammates never lost a game to rivals Pennsylvania, Massachusets or Cornell and maintained impressive records all the while Sofarelli was on the team.

“I think my experiences back East benefit me today,” Sofarelli said. “I think that having played at a D-1 level helps. I think that’s something new to these kids.

I don’t think they’ve had too many D-1 coaches.”

“He seems to be a get-’er-done kind of guy, a big go-ge�er,” sophomore Erik Oliver said. “He makes us run a lot, but I guess running is good for us…he treats us like college level, we do the drills from his college, but I suppose that would be

good for us too.”

Barry Beranek, a junior on the varsity lacrosse team who has also worked with Sofarelli, believes he will help develop the program.

“He’s helping to bring a higher level of lacrosse into this area,” Beranek said. “He works really good with the younger players, especially teaching the fundamentals. The players respond well to him. He knows how to relate to us.”

“Because it’s the JV level, I’m hoping everyone will learn the game a li�le more,” Sofarelli explained. “I love coaching and working with kids.”

Besides furthering the foundation of a solid lacrosse team, Sofarelli has another desire.

“I think growing up back East and learning the sport at such a young age, I’d just like to bring the sport more into the community,” Sofarelli said. Perhaps at the end of the 2007 lacrosse season, Sofarelli will have brought a li�le of the blue and orange into the blue and gold.

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The women’s track team hopes for a repeat conference title this season. Following last year’s winning season, the team is also looking to be competitive at the regional and state level.

“We can definitely repeat as conference champs this year,” Coach Dan Wytko said. “Like last year, though, it’s going to take a team effort to win.”

The team would like to qualify as many girls as possible for the state meet and is hoping for strong performances in the pole vault and relays. Returning state qualifiers are Renee Pa�en, Kelsey SEAN CLEARY Buckstaff and Katie Martin. /STAMPEDE Inexperience is currently the biggest challenge for the team. Despite this, its top two sprinters are freshmen Brie Russell and Cece Smith.

“With strong work ethic and practice we can be a great team this year,” Katie Martin said. “We’re trying to get the team to states this year, so hopefully we’ll go far.”

- Levi Barry

Women’s softball sets goals to improve skills for a great season The women’s so�ball team is ge�ing into the swing of things with three games this week.

Coach Tom Monroe leads the team for his 32nd year, with team members hoping to build upon last year’s 25-11 overall record.

Sophomore Kenzie Roberts is JORDAN PETERS/STAMPEDE hoping to improve her game this year, while on the varsity team. “[I want] to run faster, score more runs, and get more outs,” Roberts said.

Junior Brooke Chase is another varsity team member who wants to improve her skills while helping the team go further this season.

“This year, we have the most inexperienced team, and we want to put the skills of the team together and get further than last year,” Chase said.

- Holli Smith

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Women’s track welcomes new talent and high hopes

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Men’s track confident for season and looks for a shot at state title The men’s track team is looking to uphold the reputation it built last year as a dominant team.

“We’ve built the program up these last few years,” Coach Dan Wytko said. “Now our main focus is the conference, regional and state competitions. We hope for the conference title this year and, on paper, can contend for the state title.”

The team still has a lot of work before the conference meet, though. A�er losing a few major point winners in last year’s SEAN CLEARY/STAMPEDE graduating class, there are some big voids that are tough to fill, Wytko said. With a strong team a�itude and returning state-qualifiers like Doug Hamilton and Jarred Sherrod, a winning season is likely.

“We have a lot to live up to in last year’s reputation,” Sherrod said. “We just need kids to step it up and fill the spots le� by seniors last year.”

- Levi Barry

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April 13, 2007

Welkewinds up

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Veteran senior pitcher leads baseball team with high hopes

BY AMNA AZAM

Staff Writer

Baseball, once known as the “national pastime,” is now known as the core of entertainment and hardball action that Americans thrive upon. For senior Greg Welke, it is the epitome of his athletic career.

For six years, Welke has been playing baseball and with each passing year, his talent has taken giant leaps into prominence and success. He was first placed in the junior varsity team as a freshman and has played on varsity from sophomore year on.

This season, Welke, the team captain, has been working double duty as a pitcher and shortstop. As pitcher, Welke throws for every conference game he and his team go to.

“As a pitcher, you have to trust everyone behind you,” Welke

said. With the double load and the dependency of his teammates, Welke has managed to keep an untarnished record of zero losses throughout his entire high school career. His sophomore year he notched five victories, and last year, he won seven games while at the mound.

Last year, Welke earned the Most Valuable Player award. This award is not given to only the best players or to the most runs made by a player, but to those who have respect for the game and their teammates. “He has a great a�itude toward the game,” junior Mike Cooley said. “He’s nice and of course he is a great player.”

With such a massive amount of responsibility lying on his shoulders, it takes a lot more than the glory of a gold cup to keep him motivated.

Welke finds the inspiration to succeed from his older brother who also plays baseball. “I grew up with him and always tried

to keep up, Welke said. “I’ve always wanted to follow in his footsteps.” His drive to conquer his ambitions has only led Welke to victories and awards.

For upcoming seasons, Welke’s successors are said to be sophomore Kyle Clark and junior Mike Cooley. Both of these varsity players hold prominent positions as well as optimistic hopes for the team. Welke’s advice to the ambitious athletes is simple yet logical. “Trust your teammates, have fun while you can, and win,” Welke said.

Welke’s college is still undecided but his future is not. Oakland University has extended a scholarship to the 6-foot-2, 170-pound senior. Big Ten programs like Michigan State University and the University of Michigan have also expressed interest. Welke said he plans to continue playing baseball throughout college and the rest of his years.

Water polo prepares for tough season Staff Writer

Water polo requires many skills from each individual, such as endurance, coordination and dedication that is incessantly expected in order to expect a successful season. Under much pressure and time-consuming schedules, many on the women’s water polo team remain motivated throughout the season, each bringing something unique to the pool.

“I always find a positive aspect in everything,” said senior Lizzi Ulmer, who is playing water polo for the first time, having played soccer previously for three years. “Since it’s my senior year, it’s a last chance to involve myself in as much as I can before I get the big amount of college work.”

Ulmer would play with her sister, a collegiate athlete, for fun outside of school and used to play in middle school, gaining a serious interest in the sport.

With 28 girls on both water polo teams,

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Ulmer feels “nervous about the experience, but all the girls seem to be very friendly and welcoming,” she said.

Junior Analiese McGavin believes the atmosphere contributes greatly to the team’s success. “Typically the girls’ sport teams can have a ca�y environment, but in water polo everyone gets along really well,” McGavin said.

She also likes to keep a positive a�itude at all times, and when the practice wears her down, McGavin practices less strenuously to save energy for the rest of the long morning practices.

Morning practices start at 6, Monday through Thursday, and a�er-school practices are daily from 3:15 to 5:30, including a variety of activities and exercises that focus on the individual skills needed to master water polo. These include playing “frogger,” where the goalkeepers hold a chair above their heads to develop bicep and forearm strength and all other players tread by passing waterfilled buckets around. Also, the team does

weight-li�ing on select days, and the exercises are usually mixed up throughout the week.

Eric Lancaster, the water polo coach, has optimistic expectations for the season. His experiences of playing go back to five years in junior high and high school and then five years at University of Michigan. His coach at college positioned him at Ann Arbor Pioneer, where he coached girls’ water polo before graduating.

“I feel like a lot can improve, but it’s important most of all to mold together as a team,” Lancaster said.

The team doesn’t have try-outs; however, members are selected based on performance, overall effort and past playing experience to be placed in the varsity or junior varsity team.

With an equal amount of four seniors and juniors, as well as 10 sophomores and 10 freshmen, the girls’ water polo team brings an enthusiastic a�itude to the pool every day and is looking forward to a successful season ahead.

Experience leads women’s soccer team with 11 returning seniors While most people spent March watching basketball, soccer coaches Pat Norman, Gabe Howard and Keith Kroll were hard at work with the women’s team.

This year, the team has 11 seniors returning to varsity. The experienced veterans will have to lead some of the younger girls on the team, including three new freshmen, Shelby Humphries, Jordan Wolf and Lauren Brown.

SEAN CLEARY/ Senior midfielder Gretchen STAMPEDE Schatz is optimistic about the upcoming season. “I think we look pre�y good at practice,” she said. The team hopes to win conference and districts so they will be competitive in the state tournament.

Senior forward Christine Ke�eman will play a critical role on the team, leading the offense, while the two senior goalies Meaghan Benne� and Sarah Drabik will be helping the team, blocking shots in the net.

- Perrin VanderVeen

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Men’s tennis returns to the court and looks ahead to a solid season With a slew of returning players, the members of the men’s tennis team are preparing themselves for what they hope will be a great season. The team had its first practice March 20. “[I want] to improve my game and make it to the state championship,” sophomore Jeff Morgan said.

Senior Ma� Johnson is another varsity team member expected to contribute greatly. “Our team will be a really good team this year and ROMY BOND / it is my goal for our team to win STAMPEDE states,” Johnson said.

Senior captain Andrew Rosine’s main goal for the team is to win states. “[I’m] ready for a good season, with a lot of returning players,” Rosine said.

The team’s first competition is this weekend’s Greater-Kalamazoo tournament in Ma�awan.

- Holli Smith

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CAN’T PASS THIS UP: Junior Analiese McGavin looks to pass the ball up the pool.

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BY IRFAN SYED

Women’s golf team hopes for conference title this season A�er a second-place finish at the conference match last year, the golf team is more determined than ever to take first this year.

Last year the Portage Northern team won conference and is fielding a strong team again this year, but senior and third-year golfer Allison Haas is confident in her team’s ability to beat the Huskies.

“Northern will be good, but I think we will win our conference,” she said.

The varsity team of six women includes four returning players, and that makes the Mustang women’s golf team one of the most seasoned teams in the area.

The team is going to have to beat Northern to accomplish their goal of winning the conference.

Before Spring Break, the Gull Lake Invite gave the team a chance to measure the talent in the area and gather an understanding of who else will be competitive this year. The team has a full schedule with 12 meets before regional competition, scheduled for May 17-19.

- Perrin VanderVeen