Sonus Faber Minuetto loudspeaker By Corey Greenberg • Posted: May 10, 2013 • Published: Oct 1, 1994 Share Tweet Email
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image: http://cdn.stereophile.com/images/996sonus.mil.jpg I know, I know—"NOT ANOTHER $%#$ SONUS $%#$# FABER REVIEW IN $%#$# Stereophile!!" In just the past two years or so alone we've spilled a pretty fat bottle of ink on this Italian speaker line: Martin Colloms reviewed the $12,500/pair Extrema (Vol.15 No.6) and $9000/pair Guarneri Homage (Vol.17 No.7); Jack English covered the $4500/pair Electa Amator (Vol.15 No.10); and Larry Greenhill wrote about the $1800/pair Minima FM2 (Vol.16 No.4). That's a lotta jizzatoni, so let me tell you right off the bat that when I called Italy a few months ago, speakers were the last thing on my mind. I wanted shoes. See, I've always wanted a pair of those Italian lizard-skin loafers you see all the suave and de-boner Italian cool guys like Jacques Brel and Sean Connery wearing. I figure if I'm going to sit on my front stoop drinking a 40-ouncer all day, I want to dress the part, you know? So I tried to think of an Italian I could call for a good deal on some shoes, and the only one I could think of besides Rocky Balboa was Sonus Faber's designer, Franco Serblin, who I finally reached at his country villa. [brring] "Chess? Hel-lo?" "Umm...theez eez Corey Greenberg...eez theez Signor Franco Serblin, por favor?" "Chess, yoo eedyot—speek English!" "Monsignor Serblin, can you send me some cool shoes like you guys wear?" "Choose? Yoo want mee send yoo choose?" "Yeah, shoes. Those real thin cool-man loafers, for I am a man of simmering passion." "I choose send yoo my Minuettos...very beautiful leather." "Bitchin'!"
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