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Caribbean Christmas

As the holiday season approaches, much of the world anticipates the magic of Christmas with familiar traditions like snowfall, twinkling lights, and cozy gatherings around the fireplace. However, for those fortunate enough to experience Christmas in the Caribbean, it's a time when the sun-soaked islands come alive with a unique blend of cultural vibrancy, warmth, and a spirit of togetherness that sets it apart from the traditional wintry scenes of the Northern Hemisphere.

Christmas in the Caribbean is a celebration of contrasts. While much of the world bundles up in layers to combat the cold, Caribbean residents and visitors bask in the warm tropical climate. The clear blue skies and gentle trade winds set a backdrop for a different kind of winter wonderland.

Instead of snowflakes, palm trees sway to the rhythm of the season.

Before the music, the food, the decorating and all the familiar celebration for Christmas, there is the one true Caribbean tradition that starts with the Christmas CLEANING. There is NO Christmas without the Christmas Cleaning!

Christmas in the Caribbean starts in early December and continues until midJanuary. The Caribbean shuts down as the spirit of Christmas and the holidays spread.

Christmas carols fill the air with all radio programs featuring non-stop Christmas carols. The air is filled with the smell of fresh baked bread, rum cake, garlic pork, ham, pastelles, sorrel drink, & ginger beer - We wish you a Merry "Caribbean" Christmas.

A young, talented star has dimmed.

Ricardo Drue, a dynamic and electrifying Soca artist, writer, producer, and entertainer hailing from the sun-soaked shores of Antigua and Barbuda, was making waves in the global music scene with his infectious melodies and captivating performances. Born on July 31st, 1985, Ricardo Drue originally hailed from Fort Road in Antigua before moving at the age of 4 to Cocoyea Village in San Fernando, Trinidad and Tobago. It was in this vibrant and culturally rich environment that Ricardo discovered his deep-rooted passion for music at a tender age.

Growing up the son of a popular radio and television personality, Mrs. Nicola Barriteau, Drue envisioned himself as an influential entertainer. His exposure to diverse musical genres in Antigua, Trinidad, and Orlando, Florida broadened his musical horizons.

However, it was the energetic rhythms and celebratory spirit of Soca that truly resonated within him. Ricardo commenced his musical journey by participating in local talent shows and events. At the age of 15, he gradually refined his skills as a singer and entertainer within a local musical group, comprising of... cont'd on pg 4

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L I F E S T Y L E Live Life to the Fullest for Tomorrow isn't Promised Samuel J. Roberts

In the hustle and bustle of our daily lives, we often find ourselves swept up in the pursuit of success, material wealth, and societal expectations. We prioritize our careers, strive for financial security, and plan meticulously for the future. While these goals are undoubtedly important, we must not forget a fundamental truth: tomorrow is not promised to anyone. This realization should inspire us to embrace the present, live our best lives, and savor every moment.

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We tend to operate under the illusion of certainty, assuming that we have an abundance of time to pursue our dreams and ambitions. We delay happiness, thinking that it will arrive when we achieve specific milestones or accumulate certain possessions. However, life has an uncanny way of reminding us that time is finite and unpredictable.

The recent global events, such as the COVID-19 pandemic, have starkly highlighted the fragility of life. Many of us witnessed the sudden and unexpected loss of loved ones, friends, and acquaintances. These events serve as poignant reminders that we cannot take our tomorrows for granted.

Living life to the fullest means fully embracing the present moment. It's about recognizing that each day is a precious gift, and it's our choice how to unwrap it. It's understanding that joy, fulfillment, and happiness are not solely reserved for some distant future but can be experienced here and now.

In our pursuit of personal and professional goals, we often defer happiness, thinking it lies ahead once we reach a certain destination. However, it's crucial to understand that happiness is not a destination; it's a state of being that can be cultivated in the present. The present is where we have the power to make choices that bring us joy, connect with loved ones, and appreciate the beauty that surrounds us.

Living your best life involves setting priorities that align with your values and desires. It's about consciously choosing to allocate time and energy to the things that matter most to you.

It may mean spending more time with family, pursuing a passion, traveling, or simply finding moments of tranquility and self-reflection.

To do this, it's essential to evaluate your life regularly and make intentional choices. Ask yourself what truly brings you happiness and fulfillment. Are you dedicating enough time to those pursuits, or are they constantly pushed aside in favor of other obligations? Prioritization requires courage and selfawareness, but the rewards are immeasurable.

Regret is a powerful emotion that can haunt us when we

realize we've neglected our deepest desires. The fear of regret can be a powerful motivator for change. Imagine looking back on your life and realizing you missed out on opportunities because you were too cautious or preoccupied with the future. Such a revelation can be a catalyst for profound change.

Acknowledging that tomorrow is not guaranteed can liberate us from the shackles of fear and regret. It can embolden us to take risks, pursue our dreams, and live authentically. It's not about reckless abandon but rather a deliberate choice to confront fear, embrace uncertainty, and step into the fullness of life.

Mindfulness, the practice of being fully present in the moment, plays a pivotal role in living life to the fullest. It invites us to let go of distractions, worries about the future, and regrets about the past. Through mindfulness, we can experience life in its entirety, appreciating the small pleasures, connecting with others on a deeper level, and finding contentment in the now.

Moreover, mindfulness helps us cultivate gratitude, a powerful tool for savoring life's beauty. By acknowledging and appreciating the blessings we have, we can shift our focus away from what's lacking and toward the abundance that surrounds us.

Let us choose to live our best lives, fully present, and wholeheartedly engaged in the beautiful tapestry of existence. In doing so, we honor the impermanence of tomorrow by making the most of today.

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students from Timber Creek High School in East Orlando, FL. Their group, initially named Diversity, later transitioned to the name "Crossovah."

Crossovah was a collaboration of friends inclusive of Ricardo Drue and Christopher "Criss" as a duo, later expanding to include Joshua "J-Rah" Jenkins and Dave "Kupid" Richards as rappers and dancers. Following a disheartening experience of being booed off stage due to technical issues during their qualification for America's Got Talent, Drue's dedication to Soca intensified. This determination led him to depart from the group, flying to Barbados to pursue writing and producing music.

Ricardo Drue burst onto the Soca scene with the release of his albums – "Dreams of My Reality" and "My Time." These infectious tracks swiftly became mainstream DJ choices during the carnival season, propelling Ricardo to recognition as one of the genre's emerging stars. His ability to fuse traditional Soca elements with modern influences set him apart and highlighted his potential to reach a global audience. He further showcased his talents by joining the band, Imij and Co. Despite facing challenges stemming from a complex fatherand-son relationship, Drue remained resolute in being the best father possible to his four boys and daughter. Even

amidst tours and the Covid-19 pandemic, he made it a priority to spend time with his children in Orlando, where his boys resided with their mother Tiffany, and in Trinidad with his daughter and fiancée Patrice Roberts, herself a Soca icon. Together, they shared their love story through social media and "The Drue Story" via his YouTube page (Its DRUE). The couple was also affectionately known as the Bonnie and Clyde of Soca.

Drue's journey was marked by persistence and goaloriented dedication, notwithstanding the challenges. At times, locals in Antigua & Barbuda perceived him solely as a Trinidadian musician, leading to criticism from both countries. However, in 2011, he became the co-lead singer of the Roy Cape All Stars band in Trinidad and Tobago, where he received invaluable mentorship from the ensemble of veteran musicians, referred to as the “Soca University.” This experience equipped him with strategies for performing and fine-tuning the art of connecting with his audience.

Employing his acquired knowledge, industry connections, and support from DJs, Drue navigated his career trajectory.

He was regarded by many as a Soca and R&B singer/ songwriter, with standout tracks including "Water Pump," "Rub Up on It," and "Push Back." In August of 2014, he was honored as the New Power Soca Monarch of Antigua & Barbuda, a significant achievement that he repeated for a second consecutive year. Further recognition followed with the Best New Artist award at the COTT Awards in Antigua and Barbuda in 2015. His 2017 release, "Vagabond," garnered over 2 million streams on Spotify.

Drue was committed to collaborations with renowned artists.

His group, ID NATION, toured globally and shared the stage with acclaimed artists such as Fat Joe, Mario, Jeffrey Osbourne, Sean Kingston, Machel Montano, Patrice Roberts, Destra Garcia, Allison Hinds, Red Rat, and others. This era was known as the “Drue World Order”/DWO..cont'd on pg 6

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The Caribbean Music Family lost a son - Ricardo Drue...Cont'd from pg 4 ..featuring hits like "ID (Stamp Yuh Name)," "I Got You," "Professional," and "Toxic Love." He also became a brand ambassador for Digicel Antigua & Barbuda and subsequently for Carib Beer.

Believing in the philosophy of "If I can - We can," Drue actively gave back to the community by mentoring upcoming local bands in Antigua and Barbuda. Over five years, he hosted "Druesday," a show promoting the 365 beaches and Carnival in his homeland. He aimed to be known as approachable and humble, never boasting about his achievements, always taking time to engage with fans and take photos.

Drue assembled a robust team of management and friends, and in 2023, announced his role as one of the lead vocalists of The A-Team Band from Trinidad and Tobago. His success continued as he won the 2023 Antigua and Barbuda Road March title, sharing the honor in a three-way tie with the “Last One Standing” and gaining widespread attention on the Uber Soca Cruise with the mega-viral hit “Tornado.”

He envisioned maintaining this momentum, marking "HIS YEAR," the release of this anticipated album in 2024.

Known for his love of good roti, good drink, good lime, and laughter, Drue's affection for family, close friends, his devotion to Soca music, and enthralling his fans through electrifying performances defined his legacy. His absence leaves a void in the local, regional, and international cultural sectors that will be deeply felt.

For more about DWO and IDNation subscribe to his YouTube and follow IG @itsdrue. His message is simple “Don't quit or give up, keep pushing. Your blessings will come.” We “go miss yuh, we go miss yuh bad...”

On Behalf of the Orlando Carnival Downtown and the Orlando Socas & Carnival lovers " We Goin'a Miss Ya!!!

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Pine Hills Third Community Parade: A Celebration of Unity and Progress .....By Rosemarie Roth

The Pine Hills community was abuzz with excitement and jubilation on Saturday, December 9, 2023, as it celebrated its third annual community parade. After months of meticulous planning and collaboration, community leaders and local businesses, deeply invested in the area's development, successfully orchestrated an event that was not just a parade but a symbol of unity and progress.

Congressman Maxwell Alejandro Frost, serving as the Grand Marshall, led the procession with enthusiasm and pride. Alongside him, Ms. Roslyn Clouden, honored as the Honorary Grand Marshall, added to the parade's dignified aura. The event was expertly chaired by Mrs. Sandra Fatmi-Hall, whose dedication and leadership were evident in the seamless execution of the parade.

In a significant gesture of support, Light Orlando presented ten scholarships to deserving students from Pine Hills, reinforcing their commitment to the community's future. This act of generosity was more than just financial aid; it was a beacon of hope and a strong statement of faith in the young minds of Pine Hills.

The parade itself was a vibrant tapestry of culture and joy. Marching bands with their rhythmic beats, dancers moving in perfect harmony, and the infectious energy of the Caribbean American Passport and Orlando Carnival groups transformed the streets. The steel drum music, a distinct echo of Caribbean heritage, added a unique flavor to the event.

"The strength of a community is in the people."

In every cheer, dance step, and beat of the drum, Pine Hills echoed its unity and its unwavering commitment to a brighter, more inclusive future.

Local businesses played a pivotal role in adding color and spirit to the parade. Caribbean Sunshine Bakery shone brightly, showcasing the rich culinary traditions of the Caribbean. WOKB, a trusted voice in the community, reminded everyone of its continued presence and significance.

The Pine Hills Seniors came out in numbers while RIF ELITE ACADEMY walked in synchronized steps behind in their footsteps.

The parade route was a path of celebration, breathing life into streets that rarely witnessed such festive fervor.

With live music, Santa Claus, politicians, and a general air of merriment, the parade was a delightful spectacle for all.

The culmination of the parade at an open field was like the final stroke in a beautiful painting. Here, food trucks, television crews, and residents gathered in anticipation, creating a lively and welcoming atmosphere. As the celebrants arrived, the field transformed into a hub of community interaction and joy.

This year's Pine Hills Community Parade did more than just bring people together for a day of celebration. It strengthened the bonds within the community, showcasing the power of collaboration, cultural pride, and shared aspirations. It was a resounding affirmation of the community's spirit and a testament to the phrase,

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The celebration and true pride that came with the Pine Hills Parade participation shows on the faces of the attendees and was captured in the above pictures. Join the team of participants and attendees to show your pride and appreciation for Pine Hills

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Drug Policies, Testing Methods Adapt to Growth in Cannabis Use Editor's Note: This commentary is provided by the Medical Marijuana Education and Research Initiative (MMERI) of Florida A&M University Consider this hypothetical scenario: Two weeks ago, during a vacation in California, you lawfully purchased and consumed marijuana intended for adult use. But now you are back at work in Florida, where recreational cannabis remains illegal, and you have been chosen for a random drug test by your employer.

It is highly likely that your past marijuana usage, although legal at the time, would be detected by urine and hair follicle tests. A urine analysis can find traces of tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the psychoactive component in cannabis, for up to 30 days following marijuana consumption, while a hair follicle sample offers up to 90 days of potentially incriminating evidence.

If your employer has a strict drug-free workplace policy, you could be fired regardless of the circumstances. The same consequence could happen even if you had legally used low-THC medical cannabis because employees with Florida medical marijuana cards are not protected by state law.

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A particularly daring method used to cheat a urine test involves obtaining a urine sample from a non-user.

According to drug testing expert Zathan Boutan, employees whose job roles pose safety risks, such as those working in law enforcement and transportation, are often subject to random drug testing as a condition of employment, unlike employees in desk-bound positions.

“Oral fluid is one of the newer methodologies, and it goes back a day, possibly two if you're a heavy user,” says Kelly Dobbins, who has 25 years of experience in administering drug and alcohol tests for public and private employers, courts and the federal government.

“Oral fluid is one of the newer methodologies, and it goes back a day, possibly two if you're a heavy user,” says Kelly Dobbins, who has 25 years of experience in administering drug and alcohol tests for public and private employers, courts and the federal government.

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Understanding Digital Marketing in Today's World In today's hyperconnected world, digital marketing has emerged as a cornerstone of successful business strategies.

With the majority of consumers spending a significant portion of their time online, digital marketing has become essential for reaching and engaging target audiences effectively. This informational paper aims to shed light on the fundamentals of digital marketing, its various components, and how businesses can harness its power to achieve their goals.

The digital marketing funnel, often referred to as the sales funnel, is a fundamental concept that outlines the customer's journey from awareness to conversion. It consists of several stages. At the top of the funnel, businesses create awareness by attracting potential customers through content marketing, social media, and search engine optimization (SEO).

Once aware, consumers develop interest in a product or service through engaging content, emails, and social media interactions. Consumers actively compare options and consider making a purchase, guided by product reviews, testimonials, and educational content. At this stage, the consumer takes the desired action, such as making a purchase or filling out a contact form.

Digital marketing encompasses various channels, each with its unique characteristics and strategies.

Search Engine Marketing includes paid search advertising (Google Ads) and organic search (SEO) to improve visibility on search engine results pages.

Social Media Marketing leverages platforms like Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn to build brand awareness, engage audiences, and drive traffic.

Content Marketing is the process of creating and distributing valuable, relevant content to attract and retain a clearly defined audience, often through blogs, videos, and infographics.

Email Marketing depends on the building of relationships with leads and customers through personalized email campaigns, newsletters, and automation.

Display Advertising is utilizing visual ads on websites, social media, and other online platforms to increase brand visibility.

Affiliate Marketing requires collaborating with affiliates or partners to promote products and earn commissions based on sales generated.

Digital marketing has become an indispensable tool for businesses looking to connect with their target audiences, drive growth, and adapt to the evolving digital landscape.

Understanding the digital marketing funnel, utilizing various channels, leveraging key tools, and staying informed about emerging trends are crucial components of a successful digital marketing strategy. As technology and consumer behavior continue to evolve, businesses must embrace digital marketing to remain competitive and effectively engage with their audiences in the digital age.

Elevate your brand utilizing digital marketing's powerful reach and impact. Unleash your growth and success in the digital age.

Are you looking to access the vibrant, diverse, and influential Caribbean diaspora that exists in Florida?

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Importance of Buying Local and Supporting Community Businesses In an increasingly globalized world where online shopping giants dominate the market, it's easy to forget the importance of buying local and supporting community businesses. However, fostering a thriving local economy isn't just a quaint notion; it's a critical driver of community wellbeing, sustainability, and resilience. Here's why buying local should be a conscious choice for all of us.

Local businesses are the backbone of communities. When you buy from them, you directly contribute to your local economy. Unlike large corporations, local businesses tend to circulate more of their revenue within the community. This, in turn, leads to increased job opportunities, higher income levels, and overall economic stability.

Local businesses often define the unique character of a community. They bring diversity, charm, and individuality to neighborhoods, making them more attractive places to live and visit. Think about the distinct charm of a local bookstore, coffee shop, or boutique that adds to your neighborhood's identity.

Buying local can also have positive environmental effects.

Local businesses typically have shorter supply chains, which means fewer carbon emissions from transportation.

Additionally, many local businesses prioritize sustainable and eco-friendly practices, reducing their environmental footprint.

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Local businesses tend to offer more personalized and attentive customer service. Owners and employees often know their customers by name and can provide tailored recommendations. This level of care and attention is a significant advantage when compared to faceless online shopping experiences.

Community businesses are integral to the social fabric of a neighborhood. They provide gathering places for residents, fostering social interaction and a sense of belonging. These spaces often host events, support local causes, and serve as hubs for community activities.

When you support local businesses, you encourage entrepreneurship and innovation. Many big companies started as small, local ventures. By purchasing from local entrepreneurs, you help them grow and create more jobs, ultimately benefiting the entire community.

Buying local and supporting community businesses cannot be overstated. These businesses play a vital role in creating vibrant, sustainable, and resilient communities. By consciously choosing to support local enterprises, you contribute to the overall well-being of your neighborhood and help preserve its unique character. Remember that your dollars have power, and where you choose to spend them can have a profound impact on the place you call home.

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Guyana-Venezuela Border Issue: 'A Path to Peace and Resolution ' The border dispute between Guyana and Venezuela has been a longstanding issue that has ebbed and flowed in international headlines for decades. This territorial dispute, primarily focused on the Essequibo region, has roots dating back to the 19th century. As the two South American nations continue to grapple with this complex issue, it is essential to emphasize the importance of peaceful dialogue, international law, and diplomacy in finding a resolution.

The origin of the Guyana-Venezuela border dispute can be traced back to the 19th century when the United Kingdom, which controlled Guyana at the time, and Venezuela disputed the boundaries of the Essequibo region. Despite efforts to resolve the issue through arbitration and negotiations, a definitive agreement was never reached.

In 1966, when Guyana gained independence from Britain, the dispute persisted, further complicated by Venezuela's refusal to recognize the 1899 Arbitral Award that established the borders. This historical context underscores the deepseated nature of the conflict, making resolution all the more challenging.

At the heart of this dispute is the importance of upholding international law and respecting established boundaries.

Guyana has consistently advocated for adherence to the 1899 Arbitral Award, which granted the Essequibo region to British Guiana, the predecessor of modern-day Guyana. This award was recognized as a binding international agreement, and its validity remains uncontested by the international community.

Venezuela, however, has called for a revision of this award, asserting claims to the Essequibo region. This position runs counter to established principles of international law, which prioritize the sanctity of existing borders and agreements.

The Guyana-Venezuela border dispute is a reminder of the importance of diplomacy and peaceful dialogue in resolving international conflicts. Both nations have demonstrated a willingness to engage in diplomatic negotiations, including efforts through the United Nations and the Good Offices Process led by the Secretary-General. These avenues for dia-

logue should be pursued diligently and with sincerity.

The use of force or coercion to assert territorial claims not only threatens regional stability but also undermines the principles of peaceful conflict resolution enshrined in international law. It is imperative that both Guyana and Venezuela recommit to diplomatic channels and avoid any actions that could escalate tensions.

The international community, including neighboring nations and organizations, has a crucial role to play in facilitating a peaceful resolution to the Guyana-Venezuela border dispute. Regional organizations such as the Caribbean Community (CARICOM) and the Organization of American States (OAS) have expressed support for Guyana's position and have advocated for adherence to international law.

Furthermore, the International Court of Justice (ICJ) has accepted jurisdiction over the case, a significant step toward a peaceful resolution. Both Guyana and Venezuela have recognized the ICJ's jurisdiction, signaling their commitment to a legal and non-violent approach to settling the dispute.

Resolving the Guyana-Venezuela border issue will require patience, persistence, and a genuine commitment to peaceful dialogue. It is crucial for both nations to engage in good faith negotiations and abide by the principles of international law.

The international community should continue to support these efforts, providing diplomatic assistance and encouraging adherence to legal processes such as the ICJ proceedings.

Regional organizations, particularly CARICOM, can play a pivotal role in facilitating dialogue and promoting stability in the region.

The Guyana-Venezuela border dispute is a complex issue with deep historical roots. The international community's support of prioritizing peaceful dialogue, adherence to international law, and diplomacy. These principles are vital in ensuring a peaceful and equitable outcome to this longstanding dispute, which has the potential to serve as a model for peaceful conflict resolution in the broader global context.

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HAIR WE GO AGAIN FOLKS

By Tony Deyal

One of my friends who now lives in Canada reminded me about my closing remark in my television days. He insisted that those five words are even more relevant in today's Trinidad: TAKE CARE NOW, HEAR!!!

If, as the poet Robert Browning wrote, “Had I but plenty of money, money enough and to spare,/ The house for me no doubt, were a house in the city-square;/ Ah, such a life, such a life, as one leads at the window there!” In Trinidad, we have to keep the windows shut, armed, even more alarmed than we are, burglar-proofed and linked to security companies. Whether the city is square, round or rectangle, because of the murder rate and constantly increasing crime in Trinidad, if I had the money, I would be a ‘polygon’ to Barbados. In fact, if I had money, enough and to spare, the place without doubt for me would be Barbados.

Many years ago, I had written that, if I had the dinero to spare, I would be in Bridgetown watching cricket. Now, while cricket is important to me and my son Zubin, who with his sister Jasmine were born in Barbados, if I were a Brit like those 34,000 the BBC says live there, I would buy and fly my own plane, not so much for the cricket but to live there immediately or until Trinidad becomes the home it used to be for all of us - blacks, whites, Indians and mixes of all types, regions and religions. It is not that I am so willing to part with Trinidad that I would join the flying-fish and coucou posse. It will hurt to leave the land of my birth. But it is worse to see so many empty houses for sale in what used to be “posh” areas, and read the newspapers with murders every day. It is what came to me on Sunday when I went with about 200 Trinis to the Queen’s Park Savannah in Portof-Spain, Trinidad, to join a group of people who were concerned about the possibility of 600 murders in Trinidad this year, despite that there were 605 last year. In fact, many of us expect it to be 700 or more by the time we get ready to celebrate or defecate from fear for the New Year. While the Carpenters could sing that it’s Only Just Begun, we in Trinidad are stuck with ‘it’s only just big-gun’. That is why, if I had the bread, I will just be-gone.

BARBADOS IS THE BEST In all the places in the world that I have lived, including Trinidad, once you can afford it, Barbados is the best. It is like the old joke about how to become a millionaire. First, you become a billionaire and then you buy an airline. In my case, it is even simpler. Become a billionaire and then move to Barbados. Maybe I am exaggerating somewhat about the cost of living in Barbados. However, I am telling the plain truth in declaring my love for that country. I lived there happily for many years and left there reluctantly.

Interestingly, unlike Trinidad, nobody in Barbados every called me a “Coolie”.

When I first went to Barbados to work for the Pan American Health Organization (PAHO), I was impressed by the names of some of the communities like Duppies, Husbands and Great Head. In one case, I shouted loudly “Balls! Balls!”. It was not that I was prone to vulgarity but I was on my way to a cricket match and ‘balls’ was where I was heading. It is the name of a plantation in Barbados which now houses the Barbados Horticultural Society. It caused me to recall a Dorothy Parker pun, “You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.” I was driving my ‘mini-moke’ machine, a canvas-covered car without doors and windows that had cost me BDS$1,000.

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However, when I was told that the insurance was $1,500. I angrily asked the salesman, “So, what you want me to do?

Sell the car to pay for the insurance?” This was when I worried that one of the neighbourhood dogs which chased after me every morning would jump into the car and bite me. I saw myself taking the ball by the horns and going to the hospital for treatment. “Sir,” the very mannerly Barbados nurse would ask, “what happen?” Me, “A dog bite me.” Nurse, “How that happen?” Me, “Well I was driving my car, somewhere between Coverly and Newton I came to a plantation and a big dog rush out, jump into my car and bite me.” Nurse, “Balls”. Me, “No. Ankle.” Nurse, “No the place you get bite. Balls.” Me, not knowing in those early days that Balls was a village or plantation and not an anatomical reference, stressed loudly, “Nurse, not there! If it was there, I would be useless. It is my ankle where I get bite.

Nowhere else!”

BARBADOS PM Even now, while we know that the Barbados prime minister is above all the other prime ministers in the Caribbean, I find the Bajan use of the word “above” is still over my head.

When I first went to Barbados, I needed a few T-shirts to wear and went to the well-known and better named “Broad” Street. Having been introduced earlier to Baxter’s Road I realised that there were more “Broads” in Baxter’s, especially in the late evening, than there would ever be on Broad Street despite its reputation as the commercial centre of the country. I went to the only place I knew and enjoyed, Cave Shepherd. I asked one of the salespeople where I would find plain work denims. She told me just go above and I would find them. I took the escalator and went to the next floor. None. I went to the floor above that one. Same khaki pants. So I went back to the ground floor and told the lady that I went to both floors above and I didn’t find any. It is then I learnt that “above” in Barbados is further in front of you. Had I asked for “below” it would have been behind me or where I had just come from.

I also learnt that, in Barbados, the word “unfair” is used as a verb. One day, a player who believed that he was given what in Trinidad would be called a “bad” out, was so upset he came off the field and complained, “The umpire unfaired me.” In this context, an Englishman on a Caribbean tour who had just left Jamaica and arrived in Barbados was even more unfaired. He asked the bartender for an Appleton Estate rum, claiming it was the best in the world. The angry bartended told him, “Look, buddy, no other country in the world has better rum than Barbados. The astronauts carried one of our rums to the moon. Commander Armstrong himself made sure our rum was there. Now, ever so often the rum affects the moon.” When the Englishman questioned the veracity of the statement and cast doubt on its authenticity, the bartender said triumphantly, “Listen, you never hear about the moon in eclipse?” *Tony Deyal was last seen going into a Bridgetown flower shop. This is because the comedian Tommy Joseph asked, “What is better than roses on a piano?” and cracked up the audience with, “Tulips on the organ.”

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